In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.
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Question: Text: this actually happened today, about an hour ago. i'm an electrician, and we were doing work on some lights for a local retail store. everything in the building is 277v, and i've been shocked by that much before, so no big deal right? i'm working above a drop ceiling, surrounded by metal, yet i decided in my haste to finish that i didn't want to waste time finding the breaker and turning the lights off. huge mistake. i'm still not sure exactly what got me because i had the hot and the neutral both covered with wire nuts, but it sure as hell got me. one second i'm installing this ballast, and the next i'm in excruciating, shocking pain. the current grabbed me from my left  hand on one side to my right hand on the other. the electricity just kept surging through me over and over and over, and my muscles were locked, so i couldn't break away. somehow i was able to focus, about 6 seconds in to being shocked almost to death, and i jerked both my hands downward in an attempt to break free of the current. i was on a 6 ft ladder, so when i broke free i was off balance. i kicked the ladder out from under me while simultaneously pushing the television set right in front of me so as to distance myself from the sharp tv stands. i landed on my feet, but instantly fell to the ground right after landing. my whole body hurt. my arms, hands legs, feet etc, and i felt as if i had just cheated death. the only conscious thoughts i was able to bring up as i was being shocked were, "holy shit, i'm gonna die. i'm gonna keep getting shocked until my heart stops and there's nothing i can do." by far the scariest thing that's ever happened to me. next time, to make absolutely sure this can't happen again, i'll turn the god damn lights off.

Answer: TIFU by leaving the lights on


Question: Text: was my day off,   no really big plans except groceries later in the day. so i vape and go to take it easy.  i get a phone call,  it's the bank  calling for a phone interview.  we start the interview seems pretty ok.  then the person asked if this phone number is a good one to reach you.  this is where i fucked up... then  i saw ya this is my phone, they were like is this your home phone i say yes out of confusion.  then i say no this is my cell phone.  then person just goes you don't seem sure.  we will be calling other candidates. 

damn it could of got a bank cs job.

Answer: Tifu: by wake and baking


Question: Text: so, i'm currently sitting on the floor with a hot compress over my left eye. about 20 minutes ago i decided to snack on some delicious hot fries (the fried spicy snack chip). no big deal, except i have a bad habit of not washing my hands well before taking my contacts out. my wife gets onto me all the time, but i've never had anything bad happen before. so the hell with it. 

as you can probably already guess, i just came up stairs, filled up my contact lens case with solution, and went to pull my left contact out. immediately, as soon as my fingers plucked the lens from my eye, it felt like the vengeful striking hammer of thor was smashing me right in the fucking face. the stinging sweat of the devils ass crack was moisturizing my cornea. it was like being under the rocket ship at cape canaveral right as it launches. i think it actually singed off my eyelashes in the process. 

i screamed, woke my wife up, woke the dogs and the neighbors up, and proceeded to frantically wash my hands before splashing cold water in my face. fast forward a few minutes, now i'm sitting on the bathroom floor. everyone's back in the bed, mjolnir is back by thor's side, and i'm here trying to type this up with one hand and one eye. 

g'night reddit. i'm going to curl up into a ball and cry now.

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TIFU by taking my contacts out without washing my hands....


