In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.

Text: i'm a rather young retro gamer, so i was ecstatic when i found a copy of pokémon red version at the game store. it didn't seem to work correctly, so i got a q-tip and a bottle of alcohol and went to work. there were no problems in that regard, but then this ocd thought popped in my head: "why don't i clean the label?"
long story short, i now have a pokémon red cartridge with a blank label.
TIFU by trying to clean my Pokémon Red cartridge...

Text: last week i took a couple days off work to finish staining my fence. i have a lot of fence and it took for-ev-er to finish. lots of squatting down and bending over painting. i kept playing the karate kid fence painting scene in my head as i did it to zone out ("all in wrist!" "long stroke!"). it sucked.

i was sore as all hell after it was done.

i am a total shower guy....usually. on the rare occasion i take a bath, it is usually from me being sick or recovering from a hard workout or working around the house. this was one of those occasions.

i have one of those big, round, jacuzzi tubs in my house with the jets and all. my wife made it a mandatory inclusion in our house buying short-list. it is actually very relaxing. as i am settling in, my wife yells from the living room that she is leaving to do her thing and i needed to take out the trash before the housekeepers got to the house. they usually arrive around noon and looking at the clock reading 10:30, i knew i had plenty of time for a soak.

i fire up some music on my headphones, get the water nice and hot, and ahhhhhhhhhh.

i am sure you know what's coming.....

yep, three housekeepers come walking into the bathroom 10 minutes later. they all three scream. i blurt out something stupid like "it's fine!" or something.

i didn't hear them open the door to the house (and my dog doesn't bark at them as they have always been around since he was a puppy).

i hastily get out and dry off and throw on some clothes. i immediately run out to apologize. none of them would make eye contact with me. it was awkward for all of us. 

"no one should have to see a fat, adult man in a bathtub." is all i could say. we laughed and i shuffled off to my office.
TIFU By taking a bath.

Text: so this happened about a year ago...
i was on my way back from basketball practice one night when i got to a five way intersection that was really confusing to navigate. long story short, i ended up turning right on a red light and accidentally cutting off a motorcycle. 
well it turns out there was a motorcycle cop right behind me and of course he pulled me over for endangering his fellow motorcyclist. this was my first time ever being pulled over so i was extremely nervous and already on the verge of tears. my first mistake was not noticing that the child lock was on the window and spent way too long trying to get it open before i just opened the door to talk to him. naturally he asked me for my license and registration. well...as it so happens i had just received my license in the mail and had thrown it into my gym bag as i went out the door. well in my panicked rush to get my license out, i didn't realize it got hooked on a pair of my panties...and in my haste i launched them from my bag directly at the cop!
luckily at this point the cop realized i was just a nervous wreck and laughed it off with a warning, but that's probably one of the more embarrassing moments of my life.

Show your work and conclude with the exact phrasing "Therefore, the final answer is [answer]." where [answer] is just the final number or expression that solves the problem.
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TIFU by throwing my underwear at a cop

