Problem: Write a positive (OPTIONS:
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A: I recently moved to Henderson from Summerlin and as I had a the "first time customer" coupon I thought I would try Tide Cleaners.  I got 2 jackets and a paid of pants done and it was $15 with the 25% off.  The prices are around 6$ a piece which is on the higher end but I don't mind as it is of high quality.  The clothes have the "tide" scent which is a nice touch.  The customer service has been great both at drop off and pick up and they even give you a bag to make it easier to drop your next load off.  They also have a rewards program that is free! I would definitely recommend this cleaner.

Q: positive

A: Food: I am not a fan of pickles but their deep fried pickles are amazing! I went for lunch and the food is about $10-$15 but portions are pretty big and delicious. First time I went I had the Philly Mac and Cheese steak which was scrumptious. The second time I went I had the chicken bites which weren't as good. The chicken was tough and stringy and the corn flake batter wasn't a good texture. I would still go back  but I would try something else.   Atmosphere: Very fun and interesting. They have a lot of artwork and pieces that are a great topic of conversation. It could be thought of as a little creepy. Behind the bar, directly in front of seating is a wall filled with taxidermy birds which really freaked me out since I am scared of birds. Even though, I love their food so I try to look down or at my lunch companions.   I also know that there is an outdoor area which I heard was great at night but I haven't made my way back there yet. Indoor seating has about 5-6 tables of 4 on the inside and quite a bit of bar seating. It would be hard for a large party of 8 or more to sit together if you just walked in for lunch time.

Problem: What would be an example of an negative (OPTIONS:
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Answer: Upon checking in We were told we would be paying a $20 per night resort fee on top of the $39.99 for the room. So let's do the math. Paying half again the price of the room in hidden fees? Um ok. Whatever I guess. So we check in, and go to the elevators. The single most infuriating thing about the hotel. Sounds like a stupid thing to complain about but YOU HAVE NO IDEA! Instead of an "up" or "down" button on the elevator, you punch in the floor you mean to go to and it TELLS you which elevator to board. So you are sitting there, waiting for 15 mins (NO EXAGGERATION) for your elevator. Meanwhile, elevator B has gone up and down twice past your floor but if you get on that one it won't stop at your floor. The program says elevator A and you MUST ride that one. So as you are waiting, more people are coming and all of them also get elevator A. The sign on the wall says only 10 people can board the elevator at a time and there's 35 people waiting for elevator A. So FINALLY it gets there, we all try to pack in and there's an annoying buzzing noise. We have exceeded the weight limit. So half the people get off, get back out and have to wait another endless amount of time for the next elevator. Not me tho, I'm staying on this bitch. So we made it to our floor, unpack and settle in, turn the AC on because its like 95 degrees in the room and I check out the little hotel guide to see what my extra $20 bucks a night is getting me. Turns out that our resort fees cover WiFi and LOCAL calls. And that's it.  As tho every adult on the planet doesn't carry a phone with them. So basically, $20 per night for WiFi, whether I use it or not. Well, that's when the Resort fee pissed me off. I wouldn't mind paying a resort fee for a resort. Someplace with a bellhop and room service. Someplace with a girl to bring me drinks poolside and a complimentary show or two. Hell, someplace with a damn COFFEE POT in my room would be nice. But no no... $20 a night... for Wifi.  On Tuesday, my body was stiff so I decided to go down to the pool to sit in the jacuzzi and loosen up, but I was told the pool had just closed at 7pm. Why 7pm? I'm a grown woman, I don't need a life guard. But whatever... 7 it is. I go back up to the room (mess with the AC because it keeps kicking off) and Hubby tells me to go get a massage instead. *happy dance*. I call down to find out where the Spa was and I was told they don't have one. But... this is a resort right? I seem to remember something about a resort fee? WTF!!! So I decide to just stay in and help Kid with his homework. Let's bust out the laptop and utilize this overpriced WiFi. Ha... What a joke. This shit was worse than Dial up in 1998. It takes Kid hours to get just about 1/5 of his work done and we decide to grab the car and go find a place to eat. So we drive down from level 9 in the parking garage (levels 1-7 are for valet only) and are met with a steel arm blocking our escape. We stick our room key in the slot, pull it out... nothing. In, out... nothing. in, out, in, out, in, out... Cars behind us are honking... in, out, in, out. MOVEMENT! We are free! We spend some time on the town, eat some decent food and head back to the room, which is hot as hell again because the damn AC keeps kicking off, and I head down to the promised $5 blackjack tables. After searching the entire casino I find only $10 tables and I am not willing to lose so much so quickly.  I head across the street to play at the $5 tables. Sat down and promptly lost $50 quicker than the waitress could bring me a drink. I head back up to my room,(after the wait for the elevator of course) take a bath to relax my muscles and go to bed. With the sounds of Fremont street and the heat in the room we barely get any sleep.  Weds,  After dinner at the buffet at Main Street Station (definitely try it) I went back across the street from the D and lost another $50. So I go back to my room, take a shower and try to go to sleep. This time I leave the TV on til past midnight when Fremont street closes down and got a little more sleep.  Thursday morning upon checking out we were told that on top of the cost of the room, and the resort fee, there were taxes on both as well. Yes, tax on the resort fee. I didn't know you COULD tax a fee. This brought the cost of the room to close to $70 per night. Hubby tried to voice his issues with the place and the woman at the front desk didn't even look at him.   To make a very long story short, We found out why they named their hotel "The D", because they really bend you over when you stay there. And it was so infuriating that it made the rest of the trip kinda shitty. So avoid the place. It's definitely not worth it.

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great place, great service! VERY affordable too :) first time there, but not my last!