Title: The play's (NOT) the thing. Review: My review is actually based on seeing the play recently here in DC. I thought it might be interesting to note that it seems one can receive either the play or the book with equally mixed feelings. I would say my theater-going experience was quite in line with "Where's the Love?" and "Flat and Boring's" comments about the book--Sorry, but all I could think after seeing it was that every event in our lives isn't necessarily worthy of being turned into a play. There was no real message and little entertainment value. I'm sorry for her loss, but watching her go on and on about it was painful. There was no breakthrough moment, no ups and downs to her monologue. My mother died in February, and I thought this play might have been in some way meaningful to me. It just wasn't... Is the review positive or negative?
Negative

Title: Not a very Good Movie no matter how you compare it!!!!! Review: Don't fall for the hype of some of the fan boy reviews of this movie, it is a poor slasher movie, poor gore movie, and just a bad overall film. Don't waste your money on it, it's so bad you would never think of this movie as gore, the blood looks like red paint, it is also very short at 67 minites, not that matters, since you will be glad it's over. there are alot of other horror films you can buy that are far surperior to this movie, it's not even funny in an Ed Wood, kind of way. Is the review positive or negative?
Negative

Title: Baby Loves It Review: My baby is only 13 weeks and loves this toy. He is fascinated by the lights and music. It will actually run for 10 minutes, which is longer then a lot of other toys on the market. It is easy to change from one position to the next.Right now I put him in his bouncy chair and the toy in position two and slide it over his legs so he can look at it. Is the review positive or negative?

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