In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a short summary for this text. The summary must include a situation which caused humor. The summary should be one or two sentences long.

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Text: so this did not happen today, but a few weeks ago. anyways, i've always had issues with driving a verhicle. i've at least taken 40 drive lessons and 5 drive exams. i failed all of them super, super bad. 


but nothing beats the 6th time and i'm going tell you why...


 the woman who took the exam was a middle-aged kind woman. but i wasn't having it that day at all. i was very anxious and was already thinking about how i was going to fail for the 6th time. and boyy i never failed that hard. because she had to use the emergency-break after 500m!!! i didn't see the stop sign so it was my fault. but at that time i thought everything was fine, so i was fucking pissed. i yelled: fuck you bitch! and punched her right in the face. she was so shocked that she ran out of the car. welp... i didn't pass

Ex Output:
took my 6th drive exam, woman used the emergency-break so i punched her in the face.


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Text: i work at a 5-star restaurant in beverly hills, ca.
i am a sever and bartender of many years, but it's my first month working at this location. 
during lunchtime today i felt 'the kids calling'. so i took my 10-minute break to releive myself at the toilet.
upon entering the men's bathroom, i saw right away that it was completely empty. perfect.
i am just about to push open the toilet stall door when i decide to let one rip and pass some preliminary gas before the main event.
wouldn't you believe that this 'gas' i'm trying to release turned out to be a steady, warm squirt of about 6-8oz of brown liquified shit. 
shocked. i can normally tell the difference between gas and shit-stream. 
what i later find interesting is that the shit-stream only went down my left leg, which leads me to wonder if i always shit to the left.
anyhow, i immediately rip down my slacks and boxers to squat over the toilet and safely blast out what was left of the runny goop. simultaneously i frantically struggle to latch the toilet stall door closed, so no innocent eyes would have to witness my nightmare. 
after i finish i go to wipe, but i realize that the brown sauce is also on a good chunk of my asscheeks. so while i'm busy wiping my buttcheeks, i notice that the brown river from hell also soiled my left sock. 
and the smell. my god, the smell. 
thinking quickly, i know my boxers should be burned, but i settled with what i had at the moment and tossed them into the bathroom trash bin. (i tried to slide down the side toward the bottom for the sake of all)
after throwing away my soiled undies, i remembered that i had a pair set of slacks in my locker.
but my troubles were far from over. my options for reaching the slacks was to either put on my shitty slacks and walking through the restaurant, or to try and sneak through the restaurant naked from the waist down unseen.
don't worry, i played it safe and went with the shitty slacks. 
but i'm not just going to put on shitty slacks and walk through a busy restaurant and kitchen and back again. the smell alone makes it a no-go. so i decide that i need to at least rinse my slacks before i put them on. 
so, completely naked below the waste, i sneak out of the bathroom stall over to the sinks to rinse the shit out of my slacks, praying to god that a customer, or worse, a manager wouldn't walk-in on me. longest ten seconds of my life, but i pull it off, and get back to the stall. 
so, i put on my soaked, but less shitty slacks and off i went to get my clean slacks. 
power-walking would be putting it lightly. i just put my head down, didn't look at anyone and stopped for nothing. 
back in the bathroom, i took off my shitty slacks. this time the smell and overall situation got me and i started gagging while trying to these poo-pants the fuck off me. finally got them off and into the trash with my boxers.
tempting fate one last time, i again snuck out of the bathroom stall nude. this time to rinse my leg and arse of any last fragrant remnants of shit. once back in the stall i change into my clean slacks, tuck in my shirt, and strut out of the bathroom a sock and pair of boxers lighter, but the baddest free-balling mutherfucker you ever seen. 

shittiest 10-minute break. ever.

Ex Output:
.** first month on the job. shat my pants at work. luckily had backup in my locker. but had to sneak into bathroom naked to wash my ass. luckily i got away with it unnoticed.


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Text: my little brother had a friend over and they thouroughly enjoy my chemical reaction demonstrations, so i prepared to do another routine demo. gathered steel wool, a 9v battery, rope and a whisk. yep, basic exothermic oxidization of a ferrous metal. i'd set up in the front yard and ignited the steel wool, then began to spin it up to accelerate the reaction. naturally, the globs of molten metal spun off in a disc pattern. now the day was calm but a small gust of wind blew a glob into a wasps nest under a false window shutter and ignited it, we immediately threw dirt on it and thought it extinguished, and as such went on to ready the fire pit for a fire later that night. a bit later my younger brother was in the garage and smelled something bad, went and looked to see the siding melting under the now reignited shutter melting. immediately he hosed it the hell down and got me, i saw the damage, made sure the fire was extinguished and checked the extent. shutter had a huge melted area, the siding immediately below it was wrecked, window frame heavily charred and melted, and just above the mulch, a blackened hole was burned into the siding as well. internally i was still doing damage cost estimation and comparing it against my available funds, leading to panic since i don't have a lot of money. while panicking i decided to go to my parents about it. they were furious, opening fire (heh) on me about it, though my mom was the worst of it. in the end, only was on the hook for the deductible ($1k) which pretty much ate my net worth. my brother saved my ass by catching the fire before it got way out of hand and burned the whole house down. gg me, no science anywhere near the house now.

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Show your work and conclude with the exact phrasing "Therefore, the final answer is [answer]." where [answer] is just the final number or expression that solves the problem.
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steel wool caught a wasps nest on fire, burned a part of the house, cost me my entire net worth


