Detailed Instructions: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a short summary for this text. The summary must include a situation which caused humor. The summary should be one or two sentences long.
Q: Text: this actually happened a year ago. i had planned a vacation and took 5 days off of work to sit around the house and play video games. last day before my vacation i notice my unibrow is growing back so i shave it with a razor, no big deal.

day 2 the area is a little sore, i ignore it, i get pimples sometimes. 
day 3 i see a pimple and try with all my might to bust it wide open. nothing happens and it kinda has that pulsing pain feeling. i fall asleep to it. 

day 4 i wake up and my fucking eye is swollen shut and the whole side of my face has gained a pound. i feel like i rubbed the side of my head against a cheese grater and then dumped my head in alcohol. the pain sucks and i'm starting to throw up everywhere. 

i rush to the emergency room, they put me on an iv and give me a pill for dizziness. wtf. i throw up on the nurse because i have a heavy head and my brain feels like its exploding. pill kicks in and i feel a little better and they give me some antibiotics and tell me i'm going to need plastic surgery. uh ok, but i want a second opinion. 

morning of day 5 it's saturday i try to find a doctor that can help me on the weekend. fuck me. 

i found a doctor, he sees my face and starts saying , " oh shit that's nasty. we are gonna lance it. you ready?" 
i don't know what lance means because i'm a retard. 
dr. calls nurse in, she sees my face and i see her face make a face at my face. i feel very scared now. they have a needle and they stick it into the giant boil/tumor on my head near my eye. 

fucking red unbearable pain grips my whole existence. i start to feel liquid on my face and the nurse is gagging. they doctor sounds like he isn't breathing through his nose to talk. he is saying "this is fucking nasty, damn" and cursing more frequently now. the nurse leaves and i hear her puke. i see pus and blood soaked paper things. 


my head feels better, doctor packs it and gives me antibiotics. i go home and my vacation was obliterated.
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Show your work and conclude with the exact phrasing "Therefore, the final answer is [answer]." where [answer] is just the final number or expression that solves the problem.
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boil almost destroyed my eyeball because i wanted to pop a pimple. i'm a terrible writer but i hope i got the point across.