Q: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a short summary for this text. The summary must include a situation which caused humor. The summary should be one or two sentences long.
Text: okay, well in p.e (physical education) for year 10 (9th grade) we had to go on a short cross country route for one of our lessons, whilst most people didn't take this too seriously there were other people treating it like the olympics. well there was this girl in my class who i have had a huge crush on since year seven (6th grade), and due to the fact that i was already fairly good at running at the time and thought that i would be able to beat pretty much all of my p.e group with a little effort. bearing in mind this was all to impress a girl i had hardly even spoken to.

okay so it started out alright, i got ahead in the first 400m and was breaking into a fast cross country pace that i was comfortable with. now here's where i started my fuck up. as i was approaching this large steep hill between fields i decided it would be best to go over it with speed. so i set off at a run up the hill, and due to the rain the night before the ground was wet and i slipped halfway up. my hand fell in a pile of what i later realised was cow shit, and i dismissed it as mud and tried to wipe the majority of it off. (i had a blocked nose so i don't notice the smell).

right anyway, i carried on running and this was where i made my first mistake. before i go any further let me explain to you the stupidity of the schools p.e kit design. they have these useless pockets that always become unfurled and get in the way when doing sport. so when i was on the slope trying to stay upright, my arms pumping by my sides, when my thumb gets snagged in my pocket and i hear a loud 'crack'. 

at this point i fell to the ground in pain, and what do you do when you get a pain in your thumb? you put it in your mouth. this is when i realised the true horror of my mistake, for my thumb still was coated in cow shit; and it was now in my mouth.

anyway, it gets worse, the girl that i said i liked wasn't that d
far behind and she ran up beside me when i fell on the ground. i didn't realise she was there at this point, and because i had just found out what i had put in my mouth; i threw up, all over her face.
she literally just had an expression of shock on her face for a few seconds before fainting and then having to be taken to hospital as she was prone to panic attacks.

well anyway, my parents were called and when they were told what happened my dad laughed for like ten minutes straight before being sent away.
i could never look the girl in the eye again, and haven't spoken to her since.

tl; dr: went on a run, fell in cow shit, ended up throwing up in my crushes mouth. haven't spoken to her since...
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Show your work and conclude with the exact phrasing "Therefore, the final answer is [answer]." where [answer] is just the final number or expression that solves the problem.
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tifu- this happened to someone i know a week ago and they have given me full permission to post this.