Detailed Instructions: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a short summary for this text. The summary must include a situation which caused humor. The summary should be one or two sentences long.
See one example below:
Problem: Text: quick backstory: i am a duel enrollment student (still in high school but goes to college full-time) and don't have my license so i bike home. 

now let's get to the fuck up. i was riding down the sidewalk and up ahead was a golf cart blocking the way. the man who was using kindly moved it out of my so i could get past. as i go by, i give him the nod and say "thank you" just to be courteous.  well he didn't really give me that much space so as i was saying thank you, my goes into the grass and i quickly try to readjust, resulting in my tire hitting the side of the sidewalk and me falling off my bike. i looked like a complete dumbass and just laughed to myself and kept riding.  luckily, i don't take myself too seriously, so i wasn't that embarrassed.
Solution: said thank you, fell off my bike.
Explanation: This summary is appropriate for the given text post because the focus of this post is about a humorous situation caused by "thanking someone and later falling off from the bike".

Problem: Text: *disclaimer* - as usual, this did not happen today, but about 2 weeks ago.

some background info - 

i live in a house with my stepdad, mom and 2 brothers. we didnt know this when we moved in almost a decade ago, but my has an absolutely terrible plumbing system most likely due to them poorly linking both restrooms. there is one rr in the hall and another in my moms room. also, my stepdad is a very cheap man, he will do anything to save money, he will buy any generic/cheap brands of anything no matter how lacking in quality the brand is, all to save money. this all plays a major role in my fu.

im not exactly sure what it is, but the most random of food items give me extremely bad diarrhea. such as but not limited to - certain types of foods, drinks and even cookies. anyway, i love big red and my stepdad had bought (of course) a generic brand of big red. i just decided to drink it anyway since i love red soda in general. 

here's where the fu happens. i didnt even know this would happen, but this generic red soda soon gave me very bad diarrhea. i rushed to the hallway bathroom and did my business, i had to rush since i had work go to work in about 20 mins, and in the process of rushing, i clogged the toilet. i most certainly didnt have time to take the blame due to having to be at work soon. after that happened, i hurried to my car and sped to work. ironically, i work at the grocery chain that sells the generic soda that got me in this mess. anyway, fast forward to about 6 hours later, im going home, not thinking anything about the toilet or the diarrhea. all i had on my mind was dinner and sleeping. 

now once i arrived home, i unlock the door and i go to the hallway to get to my room, and i see toilet water...everywhere. due to me clogging the hall toilet, the hall restroom flooded and my moms restroom flooded. this in turn flooded both restrooms, the hallway, and my moms room.

as a result, we had to rent a plumbing tool called a "snake" to fix it all, and hire some guys to run the snake through all the pipes. of course, this cost us  alot of money and this ironically happened due to an attempt to save money by buying a cheap soda brand.
Solution:

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flooded my house due to a cheap soda not settling well with my stomach, which gave me diarrhea. i then clogged the toilet, fucking up the shitty plumbing in our house, resulting in a hefty cost to fix everything.