In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a short summary for this text. The summary must include a situation which caused humor. The summary should be one or two sentences long.

Input: Consider Input: Text: as is the case with most tifus, this didn't happen today. it happened this past summer, while i was working at a white water rafting course. i was volunteering for an event my robotics team was hosting, when i spotted this girl. she had short blonde hair, and was wearing a yellow hoodie with yellow shirt under it. the shirt had a picture of a triforce on it.

let's call her zelda, to protect the innocent.

seeing as i find nerdiness, like, really hot, i was instantly attracted to zelda. i also had no self esteem at this point in my life, so i didn't have the courage to strike up a conversation with her.

i sorta hovered around her for a while, but she was drawing something in a sketchbook, so eventually i gave up and was getting ready to leave; the event i was working was almost over.

then, out of the blue, i notice zelda walking towards me with the drawing she was working on. she introduces herself, and gives me the drawing, and she even tries to start up a conversation.

i was completely blown away at the notion that zelda had just seen me across the way and had liked what she'd seen enough to draw a picture of a dragon for me (i still have that drawing by the way, it's an amazing drawing), so this emptied my mind of all coherent thought.

i didn't think to ask for her number or anything! i had a very brief conversation about the event i was working at and then i left.

the moment the car started i regretted my decision not to ask her for her number, and i've been beating myself up about this ever since.

Output: i was too stupid to ask for a girl's number, and i've been kicking myself about it ever since.


Input: Consider Input: Text: so today i was in costco buying supplies for a family party i was to attend later in the day. i passed by the tyre section of the shop and noticed a beautifully presented case of windscreen wipers. they were good quality ones, bridgestone, compared to the worn 'imported' ebay ones currently on my car. my current ones were ok, they were a bit noisy but i had no reason to change. i figured i could put something decent on her for once and splurged the £13 ($35) for a set of two. 
i got her home and figured i would fit them right away! this is the point when i remember that life isn't fair and no matter what youre doing you'll be able to find a way to fuck it up. so, the first wiper went on no issue.  i began on the second. it was a bit more difficult to get off but i got there in the end.
i left to get the new wiper. 
there was a light breeze of wind. 
the wiper arm fell back down. 
my windscreen smashed. 

yeah her £13 upgrade turned into an £80 new windscreen. 

the wipers suck too.

Output: ;  don't let gremlins near your car.


Input: Consider Input: Text: technically ifu on monday, but i'm just now feeling the consequences. so i've been looking for some extra cash for the holidays, and a friend of mine mentioned volunteering for research studies at the med school. i decided sure why not because what's the worse that could happen? i found a mri study that needed young males and paid well so i called them and went in on monday. while the doctor was prepping me for the scan he gave me some ear plugs because he said it would be loud so i put them in haphazardly and didn't think anything of it. it turns out the mri for the study was much longer than a normal mri, it was over an hour long and ran constantly rather taking breaks every few minutes. not sure if you know how loud an mri is but just imagine being in a metal tube and someone is banging on it for over an hour. i was going insane and jumped out the second they told me it was over. aside from feeling claustrophobic for the rest of the day monday wasn't too bad. unfortunately while laying down on wednesday i noticed a ringing in my ear. the ringing has been going constantly the past 24 hours and i now i'm afraid i gave myself tinnitus just for a quick buck.

Show your work and conclude with the exact phrasing "Therefore, the final answer is [answer]." where [answer] is just the final number or expression that solves the problem.
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Output: got an mri for some easy money, may have permanently damaged ear.


