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Q: Text: this was 2 years ago. i was staying in utah on business for several weeks, and normally got sundays off. i used that day to go explore utah and go hiking. i grew up in the rockies, so i'm well aware of the dangers of hiking in bear country. 

this is mid-march, so the park was closed off to traffic, but foot traffic could get in. nobody else was there but me. i take off up a trail to the top of a mountain, carrying with me a .357 mag, and trying to make some noise (whistling, clapping my hands) every now and again. 

after a while, i get comfortable just moving around, and i start to slip on my noise making. halfway up, i start hitting the tree line. as i'm rounding a bend, i'm looking down to make sure i that didn't slip on some rocks (it was raining off and on). i see some bear scat, old but made within a few days. i look up and see that i'm at a patch of trees and rocks that make a perfect bear den. hand instinctively goes to my .357. i'm trying to look for bears through the trees, but it's dark and the ground is very well covered by branches and boulders.

i start inching my way around the bend, looking intently trying to see if anything is there. this is early spring, so mother bear and her cubs could still be hanging out in their den. i'm just slowly moving, watching the ground for movement, trying to be quiet. i don't want to startle anything right now. 

and then a sudden flash of movement, something is coming right at my face. i don't even have time to draw my gun. i just have time to do a half-assed boxer weave, and i feel the wind go right past my cheek. i wheel around, draw my gun, point it downhill towards my attacker. nothing. look up, and see a golden eagle. it had a 4ft+ (1.2m+) wingspan.

the darned thing was sitting on a branch on the tree closest to me, but because i was looking down and towards the back, i didn't even see it. plus it was the exact color of the tree. the only reason it probably didn't hit my face was because it didn't fully extend its wings till it got past me. i think i now have a phobia of golden eagles.
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was looking out for bears, didn't see a giant golden eagle that nearly flew into my face