Title: ...Scientology Claptrap Review: I've never been able to make it more than half-way through this snooze-fest, so I won't attempt to review it. I would, however, like refute the opinion that this book has no connection to Scientology. At some point it is revealed that the reason that the Psychlos are so evil is because at birth, they have an aggression device (or something, who really cares) implanted in their brains by a sinister cabal of Psychlos called the Catrists. That's Psychlo Catrist. One of Scientology's main tenets is that the profession of psychiatry is evil and responsible for most of the evil and sickness in the world today (or something, who really cares). For those of you playing along at home, we have:psychiatristPsychlo Catrist.Please, stop the inanity. Does this product review convey a negative or positive sentiment?
Negative

Title: Baby Gates Review: I purchased these for a part-time Preschool program and although they are easy to use, they are not as durable as I'd like them to be. However, we will continue to purchase them because of the price & convenience. Does this product review convey a negative or positive sentiment?
Positive

Q: Title: St. Jordan Review: If you are serious about Jesus, this book will force you to take a giant step up the Christian ladder. Habitat for Humanity is with us today because the founder had a chance encounter with Clarence Jordan. Clarence Jordan was a one man ensemble: he walked Jesus, talked Jesus, lived Jesus, and wrote Jesus. Clarence Jordan integrated a farm in Georgia in the 1940's and lived to write about it. This book is not the farm experience, but this book comes out of Jordan's attempt to live the Sermon on the Mount on that farm. Before any other American public figure of the 20th Century, Jordan should be declared a Saint! Read this book and believe! Does this product review convey a negative or positive sentiment?
A: Positive

Question: Title: save your money Review: This item did not pedal smoothly. It slid all over the place. Save your money and buy a recumbent bike. Does this product review convey a negative or positive sentiment?
Answer: Negative

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Title: Love the feel Review: I love the feel and ease of the keys. It's like typing on air. I really believe my speed and dexterity has improved. And the strain on my wrists are minimal. Although it feels lightweight, it is really quite durable as I have had this keyboard for a while now. Does this product review convey a negative or positive sentiment?
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Title: Quite good... Review: Klosterman's book reads like a pop culture Bill Hicks, with a sense of humor that makes one laugh first, but then you realize he's being completely serious with the essays he's discussing, making the reader think more about subjects never considered before.Luke Skywalker was the first GenXer. Pamela Anderson is the equal to Marilyn Monroe in sex stars. John Cusack is a large reason why relationships don't last. Average women have taken over mainstream porn. Saved by the Bell re-establishes our American value system.If these sound like conversations you've had with your friends you'll like this book. If not, then maybe you'll start the talks after reading it. Does this product review convey a negative or positive sentiment?
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Show your work and conclude with the exact phrasing "Therefore, the final answer is [answer]." where [answer] is just the final number or expression that solves the problem.
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