TASK DEFINITION: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a short summary for this text. The summary must include a situation which caused humor. The summary should be one or two sentences long.
PROBLEM: Text: i work in it and this all started a week or so ago by me backing up the archived company data. we have tons of archived data and i have spent weeks moving the files to external hard drives and removing the data from our main storage. finish most of the work and set the drives aside for the head guy to later take them home or what ever the company plans to do with the data. 

a couple of weeks go by and the company is determined to buy new storage but cheaply. they want to add space to alleviate the ever increasing amount by buying a home use data storage unit. cool, i guess, but not really a professional box. we have a little trouble getting it connected to the main network and the head man in charge comes down to help us as he working in that field for a long time. he asks why we did not fill up the box with hard drives like he asked and i replied that the box only needed two drives to start it up and we can add more as time went on. he tells me to add more drives and without really thinking i grabbed the backup drives and loaded them into the new box. one hour goes by and i realize what i had done. i pull the drives out of the unit and realize that all of the data had been formatted over. fuck. i tried using easus to get the data off but when i did nothing is really readable.

SOLUTION: i used archived drives to fill up a new storage box overwriting years of company data and costing thousands.

PROBLEM: Text: so today i was in costco buying supplies for a family party i was to attend later in the day. i passed by the tyre section of the shop and noticed a beautifully presented case of windscreen wipers. they were good quality ones, bridgestone, compared to the worn 'imported' ebay ones currently on my car. my current ones were ok, they were a bit noisy but i had no reason to change. i figured i could put something decent on her for once and splurged the £13 ($35) for a set of two. 
i got her home and figured i would fit them right away! this is the point when i remember that life isn't fair and no matter what youre doing you'll be able to find a way to fuck it up. so, the first wiper went on no issue.  i began on the second. it was a bit more difficult to get off but i got there in the end.
i left to get the new wiper. 
there was a light breeze of wind. 
the wiper arm fell back down. 
my windscreen smashed. 

yeah her £13 upgrade turned into an £80 new windscreen. 

the wipers suck too.

SOLUTION: ;  don't let gremlins near your car.

PROBLEM: Text: this happened two days ago. i want to apologize in advance for the length.

to start off, i am a 22 year old girl. recently, i started dating a guy who attends a major university in our city. friday was a major party night for the fraternities at his college and we decided to go frat hopping. 

i am not,  and have never been, a major drinker. i drink, but usually only enough to get adequately buzzed. that being said, i got absolutely trashed on friday. 

the night was going well enough at first. we made it to our first fraternity, had a few beers and moved on to the next house. we partied there for a minute then moved on to yet another house.

at this next fraternity, we ran into my boyfriend's neighbor. we had a few shots of vodka before deciding to leave. and then shit went down hill.

as we were waiting in line to get into another house, a douche bag frat boy tried to pick a fight with my boyfriend. he was very angry and very drunk. i think we might have accidentally cut him in line, but to be honest, i'm not quite sure. i was shit faced at this point.

so before a fight could break out, i got between them in an attempt to diffuse the situation. my boyfriend grabbed my hand and led me across the street and away. well, this asshole really wanted to fight and we see him sprinting on the other side of the street, then cross the street so that he is in front of us. followed closely behind him are some of his brothers yelling "it's not worth it, dude, its not worth it!" and him responding "no. fuck this guy, i'm going to fuck him up."

they got him under control and we decided that the night had been eventful enough and it was time to go home. when we were about half way home, i realized i no longer had my phone and i definitely had it earlier in the night.

so we had to turn around and go find it. well, at one of the fraternities we were waiting in line to get back into, i wandered off. 

i don't know why. i don't really even remember. but then i was alone, in an unfamiliar part of town, with no phone or sense of direction. i wandered around for a bit, not a bit sure of what to do. 

i vaguely remember a group if 3 or 4 girls approaching me and asking if i was lost. i told them that yes i was. they had their phones out and were asking me questions in an effort to get me home. great, right? well it would have been, if i would have stayed with them. no, instead i got scared they were calling the cops and ran the fuck away. like a fucking ass hole. 

at some point i ended up at another fraternity, i dont remember how i got there. but they realized i was 1) completely lost and 2) completely shit faced. 

they sat me down outside, brought me water, and asked me the typical questions you would ask a lost person. i managed to tell them my boyfriends name, and they found him on facebook. unfortunately, when you aren't friends with some one on facebook, you aren't notified if some one messages you. 

but i was able to tell them the street that boyfriend lives off of and surrounding places. they called me an uber, rode with me in the uber and made sure that i made it into the house safely. once i made it inside i used my boyfriends roommates phone to call my boyfriend. 

i don't think i have ever heard some one sound so relieved. 

it was then that i realized how very lucky and how very stupid i had been. if i stumbled into the wrong fraternity, it could have been really bad for me. luckily, four very nice frat boys made sure i got home safely. 

as for my phone, i found it today. or somebody else did, and i was able to get it back. they found it about 10 feet away from where i realized it was missing. i have a feeling i won't be drinking that much for a while.

SOLUTION:

Show your work and conclude with the exact phrasing "Therefore, the final answer is [answer]." where [answer] is just the final number or expression that solves the problem.
user
got white girl wasted, lost my phone, then got lost on frat row. was helped home by 4 really decent frat boys.

