In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.

[EX Q]: Text: like many a tifu, this one actually happened a couple days ago. sunday, to be precise. it was my 18th birthday and my girlfriend of 3 years came over for lobster and ice cream. 

my parents are really lax about sex and intimacy, so it's not uncommon for one of us to sit on the sink counter and talk to the other while they take a shower. we shoot the shit and discuss whatever's on our minds. today, however, she was a little more frisky than usual (and she's got a fair-sized libido) and she motioned for me to get out of the shower. one thing led to another and we started making out while i was still slimy*  from body wash not being body washed. we hurriedly tiptoed across the hall to my room and gently closed the door behind us. 

mind you, she's on her period, so sex is essentially out of the question, but she does that thing with her mouth that i have 'come' to love so much. she had me on my back for the whole thing and proceeded to lick, rather than suck. whereas i'm not going to complain, i noticed the danger. i wasn't about to stop this, though, and i suffered the consequences.

not a minute later, i came to too late - much like a 1950s doctor being assaulted by a patient with a history of heroin addiction and violent outbursts - and received a dose of my own medicine. 

in my mouth, on my bedsheets: it was everywhere. she was extremely embarrassed, but i thought it made a good story. 

my first post, so be gentle.
[EX A]: Tifu by getting a "birthday present"

[EX Q]: Text: this is mildly amusing i suppose, but unbelievably annoying. so here i go...

little bit of background: i am a service member who has lived all over the world in the last few years and i don't get to see my young nephews and niece too often and whenever i do i love to spend my time doing awesome things with them and buying them stuff, because, well, i'm the "fun" uncle. 

well, shortly before this past christmas i had just finished moving from my west coast residence to hawaii, and while the military pays for a lot of the expenses, by no means was this an easy or cheap task. i had to pay to ship a vehicle and afford hotels while i was looking for a place to live in this incredibly expensive state (the cost of living here is seriously ridiculous!) because of all of the things i had to get for my new place (furniture and the like), and the 10 day hotel bill i had to pay, lets just say i wasn't trying to spend too much more, not right away at least. 

i felt horrible, because i knew that i had 3 nephews and a niece who i love to death! last christmas i bought them sooo much stuff, it was ridiculous. so i told my nephew that i promised he would get my presents soon, just that i had to send them a little late because uncle had to find a place to live. surprisingly, for a 6 year old he was very understanding.

anyways, about a week and a half/2 weeks ago, my nephew and i had a skype session while he was at my parents house. we talked about usual things like school, friends, etc...and about a half hour in, he asked when my gifts were going to get there, that he really wanted call of duty advanced warfare. 

so i perked right up, just said screw it, grabbed my debit card, and while me and him talked on skype, i shopped on amazon, asking what he wanted, but also what the other kids wanted as well. we came up with a list just shy of about 20 items (games, dolls, lego's...you know, the cool stuff!) well we finish up, i put in my credit card information, select my address, and with a final "click" of the mouse--i excitedly yell, "it's on its way buddy!"

he gives me an enthusiastic "yayyyyyy!" i knew i just made his day. i told him the day he would have it all at my parents home and well, this kid has a mind like a steel trap.

sure enough, my mom sends me a text message today saying that, like clockwork, my nephew was asking about the gifts, but she said she had to tell him "they didn't get here yet hunny!" 

hmm...thats weird. amazon is usually pretty good about these delivery times i think to myself. so i tell my mom i'll check it out when i get home from work, see whats going on. well, i get home and eventually check on it later on. i got to the screen that tracks orders, and the orders have been delivered. yet another "hmm..thats weird." moment. so i dive into the details of the order.

here's where i fucked up:

i sent the gifts to my last address, my deployment address, halfway around the world in the middle-east!!!

turns out when i entered that address after giving my card information, that the address was the billing address, and not the shipping address. so now hundreds of dollars of frozen dolls, legos, ps3 games, and baseball stuff is sitting in a post office, somewhere in the desert that is literally in the middle of fucking nowhere!

without hesitation, i go to my amazon account, delete all of the information and past addresses (to avoid this mistake again) and re-order every toy and gift again. every. single. item. 

oh well, those are my little best buddies....they deserve it. im more bummed at the fact they have to wait again then coming out of pocket for double the price when i had the opportunity to do it right the first time. 

anyways...it's on its way buddy!!!
[EX A]: TIFU by ordering gifts on Amazon.Com

[EX Q]: Text: so this happened about 10 minutes ago. after about 16 years being raised as a traditional christian (going to church, reading the bible, etc) i decided that i had enough. so today i decided to tell my mother that i'm an atheist, and that is where the fuck up began. she broke down into tears, said i'm no longer allowed to celebrate christmas, and stormed out of the room and is now locked in her bedroom. i can hear her on the phone with my grandmother talking about how all she ever wanted was to raise her kids with a strong connection of god. 

**update 1:** got up for school today said good morning to her, she told me she doesnt talk to devil worshipers. i dont this she understands i don't belive in a devil either...
[EX A]:

Show your work and conclude with the exact phrasing "Therefore, the final answer is [answer]." where [answer] is just the final number or expression that solves the problem.
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TIFU by coming out as an atheist

