Part 1. Definition
In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a short summary for this text. The summary must include a situation which caused humor. The summary should be one or two sentences long.
Part 2. Example
Text: quick backstory: i am a duel enrollment student (still in high school but goes to college full-time) and don't have my license so i bike home. 

now let's get to the fuck up. i was riding down the sidewalk and up ahead was a golf cart blocking the way. the man who was using kindly moved it out of my so i could get past. as i go by, i give him the nod and say "thank you" just to be courteous.  well he didn't really give me that much space so as i was saying thank you, my goes into the grass and i quickly try to readjust, resulting in my tire hitting the side of the sidewalk and me falling off my bike. i looked like a complete dumbass and just laughed to myself and kept riding.  luckily, i don't take myself too seriously, so i wasn't that embarrassed.
Answer: said thank you, fell off my bike.
Explanation: This summary is appropriate for the given text post because the focus of this post is about a humorous situation caused by "thanking someone and later falling off from the bike".
Part 3. Exercise
Text: i'm a firefighter. i was on duty last night, and we got a call around 3:30am for an old guy who got drunk and fell down. the fu has to do with my firehouse pajamas. since we have to go from asleep to responding in a minute or two, whenever i sleep at the firehouse, i wear boxers and a uniform shirt. if we get a call, i pull on my bunker pants and boots. well last night when we get the call, i was super disoriented as we were running to the truck. when i finally got bunkers on and got in the truck, the guy riding next to me tapped me on my shoulder and pointed to my crotch. somehow in the confusion, my dick had poked out of my boxers and was flopped across my lap.
Answer:

Show your work and conclude with the exact phrasing "Therefore, the final answer is [answer]." where [answer] is just the final number or expression that solves the problem.
user
fireman laid some hose.