Teacher:In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a short summary for this text. The summary must include a situation which caused humor. The summary should be one or two sentences long.
Teacher: Now, understand the problem? Solve this instance: Text: i went to the bar last night with a friend from my major. it was supposed to be her, me, and her roommate, but her friend bailed. so i'm thinking alright there's a good chance tonight ends well for me. we proceed to hang out the entire night, which is strange at the bar, and get absolutely hammered. eventually she asks me to walk her back to her house and i oblige. we get on to her front porch and she invites me upstairs. now you gotta understand i'm pumped, but i started to feel a little sick so i told her i needed to get some air first.

i'm sitting on the porch trying to hold it together and finally feel good enough to go inside. the only problem is she didn't tell me which room was hers. the house had like eight different apartments inside of it, which confused the shit out of drunk me, and i attempted to open all of them. after i spend thirty minutes trying to find her room i decide to use my phone because i remembered it was 2014. well it didn't matter because the phone was dead so i tried one last time on an apartment door and it opened. so i saunter in and crash on the couch. i get woken up by two random chicks asking me what the fuck i was doing on their couch. i was still drunk so i just said "sleeping." after about thirty seconds i hop up and get chased out of the house. it's about 8:30 am and i'm still drunk, my phones dead, its raining, and now i have to walk to my place 2.5 miles away.
Student:

Show your work and conclude with the exact phrasing "Therefore, the final answer is [answer]." where [answer] is just the final number or expression that solves the problem.
user
i'm invited over for sex, but i get lost in a sorority labyrinth and pass out in the living room of people i've never met before.