TASK DEFINITION: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a short summary for this text. The summary must include a situation which caused humor. The summary should be one or two sentences long.
PROBLEM: Text: only awake for one hour today and i fucked up. i was taking a poop and noticed there wasn't a lot of toilet paper left on the roll. that could have been the issue itself, but my bathroom has this wire rack that sits high above the toilet. i keep a package of toilet paper up there for these occasions, so mid-poop i stand up to grab a roll. the rack is somewhat high, so it isn't the most graceful maneuver. i end up successfully grabbing a roll and think i'm on my way to cleaning up and getting the heck on with my day.

however, the toilet paper package didn't think i should be let off so easily. instead of just getting one roll, another roll sneaks out of the package and rolls off the rack, sploosh, right into the toilet. the poopy water splashes right out of the toilet onto the walls and floor. not only that, but that nasty water got all over my legs and on my shirt, pants, and underwear. i wouldn't say that there was an abundance of water, but gosh, poopy water is still gross as fuck and now i need to take a second shower, clean the bathroom, and wash my clothes, which were essentially newly washed. and that freshly soaked roll of toilet paper? had to fetch out of the the poopy toilet and it is just completely wrecked and nasty. had to toss it in the trash and immediately take out the garbage. instead of a quick 10 minutes, i immediately gave myself tons of new urgent chores to do.

SOLUTION: i needed a roll of toilet paper that was above my toilet while pooping, grabbed one but another fell and splashed poopy water all over me and my bathroom.

PROBLEM: Text: at the time of my typing this post, it's been exactly one year since december 5th, 2014. the date marks the date of a very "underground" holiday. this holiday is saint nicholas day. i will spare you traditions but it's basically a miniature early christmas. i was surprised when i was gifted an rc quadcopter/ drone thing. now, as a kid, i never really enjoyed rc anything. and considering i am much past the typical age for people to enjoy such things, i was just generally surprised to receive the gift. well, i opened it up and fucked with it (because flying those things is hard as shit) and i sucked at it. regardless of the fact that i couldn't keep the damn thing in the air for more than three seconds, i had a fucking blast. well, later in the day i went to my local vape shop and hung out for a bit and met one of my buddies there. so me and my buddy went back to my place and were immediately struck with boredom. i then looked over at what would soon become the legend known only as "lenny the drone". we started fucking with it and slowly, a devious idea started brewing inside my head. "lets take it outside. lets see how high it goes." so we took it outside and had even more fun than before. after 15 minutes of laughing our asses off and feeling just like kids again, i said it. "lets see how high it goes". we set it on the ground and pushed the shoddy plastic throttle all the way up. when the drone started going over the street as i noticed a car coming, i brought it back and set it down. i hadn't had enough. i set it on the ground again ready for phase two. as i screamed "full fucking throttle" the quad copter shot into the air. only it didn't come back. after it went about 3 blocks past my house, roughly a mile in the air, we started chasing after it hoping it would lose it's range. poor lenny was on a mission. he wasn't coming back. after 30 minutes of searching around my town, trespassing through others' yards, i started to hear the faint sound of moaning violins as "nearer my god to thee" started slowly creeping from all around. it was over. my new found friend, was off into the late, cold night sky. i still think about lenny sometimes. whenever i look into the sky and see blinking lights, i think "maybe". but lenny must have had a greater purpose. sometimes i convince myself he's off in pennsylvania by now; couch hopping from hobby shop to hobby shop. or maybe he was headed straight to area 51 where he belongs. perhaps his owner gave him a pat on the head and a treat for finding his way home. maybe we'll even see him on the next installment of "ancient aliens". who knows. i will never forget lenny, even if i know down inside, he is likely deceased.

SOLUTION: i was gifted an rc plane, named him lenny, he died a heroic death. to infinity and beyond.

PROBLEM: Text: this is a series of fuck up that started a month ago and i just told myself no more. 

background on how i got to online gambling.  i'm a full time college student and all the money i have is from the allowance my parents give me. september last year, my brother gave me money so i can buy an ipad our my mother as a gift from him to her. he's outside the country and asked me to do it. i happily obliged. but just then, i discovered this betting website and being the sports enthusiast i am, i tried my luck using the money my brother just gave me. and there i am. one lucky fuck boy that got from $300 to $1800. i was very happy and contented that i stopped right there and bought the ipad. i told my parents about this and they weren't happy that i gambled the money. i made it up to them buy giving them gifts. it made them happy and then we are all happy. 

fast forward to the february, first fuck up. i study in a different city away from my hometown and live alone in a condominium unit. it was a normal day. but when i got home, i found out i was burgled. i still get triggered when i think of it and i'm a little bit getting triggered as i type this. anyway, they got my laptop (quite pricey), mouse and headset. god knows why but they also took my fucking weighing scale. i reported it to the authorities and to the admin of the building but my items were never recovered. 

let's forward a little bit more, a week after the incident. i need a new laptop. man, it's hard to be a student without laptop. i can't play games!  so i told my parents, "parents, give me money. i need a laptop so i can play hearthstone and maybe do some studying also." mind you, by this time, all the money i won from my first gambling experience was already gone. they then gave me $350 to buy a new toy. guess what came into my mind? yep. i gambled it thinking that i can multiply it and be able to buy a more expensive laptop. but man! bet after bet, (i'm doing live betting) it is lose after lose. my $350 went down to just $100.

this is the next fuck up i made. thinking that i can't buy any decent laptop with that money, i told my parents that i will be having a field trip for a certain class and i needed $200. damn. don't lie to your parents. i felt very bad for doing this. 

and this was just earlier this day. i decided to gamble again the money because i thought i just had a bad luck last time and maybe i can recover the loses this time. but no! 

i have $50 left. i don't know what to do. 

 

note:
*money is converted to usd from my local currency. i'm from sea
*i am using bitcoin on the betting website

SOLUTION:

Show your work and conclude with the exact phrasing "Therefore, the final answer is [answer]." where [answer] is just the final number or expression that solves the problem.
user
got a beginners luck, raking $1500 via gambling. tried to replicate it, now broke as fuck.

