In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a short summary for this text. The summary must include a situation which caused humor. The summary should be one or two sentences long.

Input: Consider Input: Text: so today when i was walking home, everything was fine until i realized that i had forgotten my key in the house that morning.

however, not to worry, i keep a set of lockpicks in my bag for situations like this. now it should be noted i've only ever picked a crap padlock before, and nothing else, so i really just had internet knowledge to go off of.

so, i start picking. needless to say nothing works and i just sit there fiddling with the door lock for 30 minutes.
suddenly, a cop rolls by and sees me here. he walks up and is just like "hey kid, what the hell are you doing?"

i cant convince this cop that this is in fact my/my-parents house to this cop, and he's about ready to just sit me down in the cruiser and take me to the station, when my mom gets home from work. she clears everything up and reprimands me, but its better than nearly getting arrested.

Output: i nearly got arrested for breaking into my own home


Input: Consider Input: Text: last year, we got stuck with a super shitty history teacher. she would have totally different instructions on projects than what was written. one particularly large project that i had stressed over for the last week got handed back and i got a 50 percent. this lowered my class grade from an a to a b. i really was sour from this and all her other bad things and i said "ms. historyteacher should really just off herself." i'm pretty sure she didn't hear that, but i still said it loud enough for a few nearby people to hear.

fast forward to today. in chemistry we were talking to our super chill chemistry teacher about ms. historyteacher and why we all hated her. then my friend told her what i had said to/about her. my chemistry teacher's parents had been in the military and she had lived around the world during the gulf war and afghanistan. she then started crying because one of her friends had killed themselves and we reminded her of that. she is my favorite teacher so far and my friend and i made her cry. :c

Output: made my favorite teacher cry by telling my history teacher to kill herself.


Input: Consider Input: Text: tifu by destroying my sinuses. this literally just happened. i’m a moron.

i haven’t slept all night because i have a bad cold, nor have i really slept well all week, so i’m fucking exhausted. taking flonase every couple hours helps with the congestion, so when i realized enough time had passed for another dose, i rolled over and went to put some flonase in my nose. the tube is a different size and shape than the tube of alcohol-based testosterone gel i also keep on my bedside, but somehow in my sleepy haze, i picked up the wrong one, uncapped it, and squirted a large chunk of cold, burning goo into my right nostril. the t gel itself is always cold and slimy, and it’s gritty because the testosterone molecules are large and clump together. the alcohol from the t gel (which helps it evaporate quickly on your skin) feels like acid on my already irritated sinuses. it basically feels like somebody waterboarded me with cold napalm and then set it on fire. 

the gel is also way thicker than the flonase spritz and is stuck in my nose, and because i’m so congested, i can’t even fully get it back out. nothing is moving. i can’t decide whether it’s worse or better that all of this is affecting only one side of my face. now i’m just lying in bed hating myself.

Show your work and conclude with the exact phrasing "Therefore, the final answer is [answer]." where [answer] is just the final number or expression that solves the problem.
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Output: tried to grab and insert flonase into my nose while half-asleep. accidentally shot cold, burning t gel into my nostril instead. in pain and somehow ended up more congested than when i started.


