In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a short summary for this text. The summary must include a situation which caused humor. The summary should be one or two sentences long.

[EX Q]: Text: i was lying in bed and watching a livestream of a game i follow. as a normal guy i was fondling my balls and started scratching it. i was doing this dark and was just feeling my way through my balls when i felt what it seemed was a scan. i thought this pretty normal since i sometimes find a nlocked pore. so i scratched it and immediately found satisfaction so i stop scratching and start fidgeting on my phone again. after a few seconds i notice a warm sort of sticky feeling down my leg and shine my phone on it and saw a stream of blood. i stand up to try and find where it came from and lo and behold it came from my nutsack. it was a little bigger than a pin hole that was trickling blood nonstop. so i run tk the bathroom with my boxer over to one side of my penis with ball exposed and blood dripping. took me about 5 minutes to settle down and let the blood clot by itself while sitting on the toilet.
[EX A]: scratched my nutsac and nicked what i thought was a scanbed turned out to be a vein or something and made a mess on the floor.

[EX Q]: Text: it started out as my average day, woke up at 4 in the evening, got a cup of coffee, and logged on to steam for some gaming. it's a good round of tf2 for about an hour and a half, i have a couple tabs open, including an anime i had open on hulu. all the while, i've been skyping my friends. we break for a bit, and i make myself a steak burrito. as i'm slicing the steak i hear something faint in the background. i walk back into my room about 15 minutes later, and having forgot to mute my mic on skype, subjected my friends to my anime and made their ears bleed. now, i have an alright in public, but when i'm by myself laughing at something, my laugh is that of a squeaky dolphin. 

which is what they heard.

and since one of my friend's has specialized audio equipment, recorded perfectly at that exact moment.

looking forward to a lot of blackmail and shame.
[EX A]: left my skype open, and killed my friend's ears by anime. laughed like a dolphin at them, and they recorded it. they're blackmailing me as i type.

[EX Q]: Text: i live in a house with two other guys, at the moment our landlord is renovating parts of the house and some of the rooms. it's a five room house, and two of them have been renovated and are unoccupied. sometimes i like to jerk off in one of the unoccupied rooms for a change of scenery. so earlier today i decide it's time to do just that and head into one of the unoccupied rooms with my schlong out. what i'd forgotten was our landlord making plans with each of us individually to swap rooms around over these next weeks so he could renovate all the rooms.
[EX A]:

Show your work and conclude with the exact phrasing "Therefore, the final answer is [answer]." where [answer] is just the final number or expression that solves the problem.
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nonchalantly walked in on my studying housemate with my tent pole out.

