In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a title for this text. The title should start with "TIFU by", followed by a situation that caused humor. The title should contain 7-12 words, ideally.

Input: Consider Input: Text: this fuck up happened a few hours ago. my brother had lit a new yankee candle and i was curious about what smell it was. my brain farted out on me and i went right to the flame of the candle and took a deep sniff, heard a singeing sound and felt a quick burning sensation. my right nostril hasn't been this clear for days!

Output: TIFU smelling a candle


Input: Consider Input: Text: obligatory mention that this happened a few years ago.

i was working in a big chain store pet shop - at any one time we had about 100 hamsters, 40 rabbits, 40 guinea pigs, rats, gerbils, etc. - and had worked 11 days straight, many of which were 14 hour shifts.

at the end of the work day i was taking home a rabbit that needed to be syringe-fed to stop it dying. typically i forgot the syringe, and while the shop alarm timer was going i ran to the back, grabbed one from the cupboard, and tried to rinse it off.

the nearest sink was the one we used for cleaning out the animals, so it was permanently clogged with sawdust and hay and shit. on top of that the cold tap sometimes simply didn't run, even when turned up full.

so, i ran the tap, and nothing happened. tired and in a hurry, i left that tap and used a different sink before rushing out.

i spent the night nursing the rabbit and trying to make it not die.
in the morning i get a phone call at 5am telling me to get to work as quickly as possible. i pull up in a taxi and find water pouring out of the front doors.

inside, dead animals are floating down the aisles in several feet of water. hamsters have pooled in little clumps like spent teabags, while the corpses of rabbits and guinea pigs bumped around our ankles.

when i left the tap on there had been no water flowing. but shortly after i left it started gushing into the blocked sink and quickly flooded the entire shop.

at least 200 animals drowned. it caused thousands of pounds worth of damage.

i never confessed to my boss that it was my fault.

the only animal that survived was the sick rabbit i needed the syringe for in the first place.

Output: TIFU by accidentally flooding a pet shop


Input: Consider Input: Text: so, my co-worker's butt is broken. she fell and broke her tailbone and has more or less been in excruciating pain since, so when it's starbucks hour i usually volunteer to go get a latte for her.

naturally, i usually draw a butt on it with a heart, or a bandaid. (i swear this is normal in our office. we're designers, or something. mostly just a hr nightmare come to life.) so today my other co-worker and i go into the starbucks and both broke-butt's and mine come out at the same time, decaf and regular lattes.

as per usual, i ask for a marker, and draw a butt, this one has a thumbs up sticking out of the pelvis.

then another decaf latte comes out, and i pause. a woman with a bad case of rbf is hovering and asking where her decaf caramel macchiato is just over my right shoulder. i freeze and look down, sweat beads down my face as i examine the little order strip. the butt cup is tagged with cm instead of l for latte. oops.

i turned the butt towards me and nervously presented her with her caramel macchiato. she took it, looked at it, her nose wrinkled as she looked to the barista, "i don't want one with a butt on it."

i look to the barista with a horrified *i'm so sorry, oh my god i goofed* face. he calmly offers up an additional cup to nestle it into. she reluctantly accepts this censor sheaf, and without looking at me turns her nose up to walk off as i ask for the marker again.

she might have covered it, but she'll know. she'll know she sipped that sweet caramel macchiato out of that butt cup.

Show your work and conclude with the exact phrasing "Therefore, the final answer is [answer]." where [answer] is just the final number or expression that solves the problem.
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Output: TIFU by giving a stranger butt-coffee


