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In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a short summary for this text. The summary must include a situation which caused humor. The summary should be one or two sentences long.

Text: quick backstory: i am a duel enrollment student (still in high school but goes to college full-time) and don't have my license so i bike home. 

now let's get to the fuck up. i was riding down the sidewalk and up ahead was a golf cart blocking the way. the man who was using kindly moved it out of my so i could get past. as i go by, i give him the nod and say "thank you" just to be courteous.  well he didn't really give me that much space so as i was saying thank you, my goes into the grass and i quickly try to readjust, resulting in my tire hitting the side of the sidewalk and me falling off my bike. i looked like a complete dumbass and just laughed to myself and kept riding.  luckily, i don't take myself too seriously, so i wasn't that embarrassed.
Solution: said thank you, fell off my bike.
Why? This summary is appropriate for the given text post because the focus of this post is about a humorous situation caused by "thanking someone and later falling off from the bike".

New input: Text: so, i would just like to preface this whole thing with the fact that i'm not a fan of actually getting in fights. i'm never afraid to get into a fight or defend myself, but i would not say that i enjoy getting into fights. also, for the purpose of the story it needs to be stated that i'm currently in south america and i (an american) don't know a lot of spanish. also, this is going to be long because i need to rant and also ask opinions.

so, what follows is the story of me and a girl at a club getting into a fight:

so, i met this girl on tinder. we talked for a little while and then a few days ago i was out late and didn't want to go home so i hit her up and asked if she wanted to go grab something to eat at like 2am in the morning. she said yes and we went and got food. things went well, dropped her off, got some kisses, the end. we talk a little more over text while she went on a trip for the week.

then comes today. she got back from her trip today and i asked if she wanted to go out tonight to a club. frankly i had hoped i might be able to bring her back to my place and get lucky tonight. she told me her friend was in town and coming too. i was cool with that. if it doesn't work out with the first girl, maybe the second girl would be down. what could go wrong?

well, i picked them up tonight, take them to an atm to get some cash, then head to the bar/club district. after half an hour trying to find somewhere to park, we do. we get out and head to a bar. i buy us all several shots and we start off well. then we leave and head to a club that we all know that is a lot of fun. get in and get a fishbowl of some mixed drink. we go up to this room and inside are two couples that are all over each other. they hear us speaking english and the two other girls start talking to us a little. after a while the other two couples join me and the two girls i came with, and we start talking. one girl started asking me about sex and threesomes and i answered pretty honestly, but also laughing the whole time.

well, after we finished our fish bowl, i went to dance with the two girls i came with. after a while i went back to talk to the two couples upstairs because the girls i was with just weren't feeling it. i'm talking and the girl i was initially talking to on tinder came up and was giving me problems for talking to the girls of the other two couples. 

skipping a bit, i was with the friend if the girl i had been talking to on tinder and we were on a couch. i had my arm around her while we talked and drank. the tinder girl comes and sits down with us, meanwhile this other guy that speaks english came and sat with us and was giving tinder girl shit for "cock blocking" me and her friend. after a while she got mad and left. i went after her to try to calm her down and when i tried to talk to her she just pushed me away. followed her outside to the taxi she got in and tried to talk to her again and calm her down. she was furious and insulted me calling me an idiot and pushed me again. i told her "i don't need this. fuck you. bye" and go back inside the club. i sit down with some other people and lo-and-behold tinder girl comes back in to find me. she walks in the room and out of nowhere smacks me across the face knocking my glasses off. i get up, grab my glasses and immediately smacked her back across the face (open handed). (i realize she's a girl, but i don't care who you are: if you hit me, i will hit you back. big or small, guy or girl ) then i take my seat back thinking it's over; nope. she picks up a glass and chucks it at me striking me in the face again. so what do i do? i got up and smack her across the face hard enough to send her into the next room and onto the ground (once again, open handed. i didn't punch her). this is followed by about 4 security guards tackling me, picking me up, and carrying me down three flights of stairs and out of the club.

now, i wouldn't say i was out to hurt this girl after she attacked me out of nowhere, however i wasn't going to back down either. she hit me once and i retaliated by hitting her once back each time. i could have gone after her and really hurt her, but that was more than necessary at the time. after i hit her the first time, i sat back down which is when she threw a glass at me and hit me in the side of the face. then i got up and hit her again, and after seeing her fall into the next room, i was immediately tackled by the security guards and whisked out. 

i would just like to know, how do you feel about hitting someone else? did i really react inappropriately or was i justified in my actions? i grew up with some messed up history and always told myself to never hit a girl because of witnessing domestic abuse first hand, but at the same time i was also raised to stand up for myself and defend myself the same if it was a guy or a girl. i don't take crap from anyone and i'm sorry, but if you're a girl and you hit me, expect to get hit back. there are no double standards as far as assault goes in my book. and by the way, i have a nice lump on my jaw from where the glass struck me. i'm not sure about her, but i'm pretty sure she has a good hand print on her face.

i do realize that we were all a little drunk and there's the reality that i could have handled the situation differently, but i also realize that i reacted the same way i would have if i was sober. don't go attacking someone and expect them to just sit there and take it.
Solution:

Show your work and conclude with the exact phrasing "Therefore, the final answer is [answer]." where [answer] is just the final number or expression that solves the problem.
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if you're going to attack someone, expect to be retaliated against. don't think that because you are a girl, a guy won't smack you back after you attack him. there are no double standards for girls regarding domestic abuse or assault: if you hit a guy, he has every right to defend himself against you and subdue you**