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In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a short summary for this text. The summary must include a situation which caused humor. The summary should be one or two sentences long.
Example: Text: quick backstory: i am a duel enrollment student (still in high school but goes to college full-time) and don't have my license so i bike home. 

now let's get to the fuck up. i was riding down the sidewalk and up ahead was a golf cart blocking the way. the man who was using kindly moved it out of my so i could get past. as i go by, i give him the nod and say "thank you" just to be courteous.  well he didn't really give me that much space so as i was saying thank you, my goes into the grass and i quickly try to readjust, resulting in my tire hitting the side of the sidewalk and me falling off my bike. i looked like a complete dumbass and just laughed to myself and kept riding.  luckily, i don't take myself too seriously, so i wasn't that embarrassed.
Output: said thank you, fell off my bike.
This summary is appropriate for the given text post because the focus of this post is about a humorous situation caused by "thanking someone and later falling off from the bike".

New input case for you: Text: so obviously this didn't happen yesterday but a few years ago. also it's more of a "we fucked up" but anyways, here goes:
me and a few pals were having this small party at my uncle's farm near town. we were quite a polyethnic group: 3 greek, an albanian, 2 gypsy brothers, a pakistani, a swedish guy and a czech-greek, myself. so the swedish guy who kinda was the crazy one of the pack had a an electric battery shaver with him because he out-of-nowhere decided to completely shavehis shoulder-length blonde hair earlier the same day. fast forward to the next morning, we all black out at some point of the night (from both booze and various drugs) and among other "surprises" we found that we have also completely shaved one of the gypsies' head. aparrently we thought that because he was kind of fat it would make him look super bad-ass. it did not. now, for a bit of context here, note that gypsies in greece are super religious, even more so than the greeks. also the guy's father had died a few years back, and his mother left them short after, and he lived with his grandparents. now when his grandmother saw him, no hair and all she went insane. apparently they were still in mourning, and it was a sign of disrespect to cut one's hair like that. so, as a punishment she forbids him from seeing us for 3 months (he was an adult, but this being a very traditional and at times matriarchal society he had to respect her) by sending him to live with some relatives next town. (~100miles away)
Output:

Show your work and conclude with the exact phrasing "Therefore, the final answer is [answer]." where [answer] is just the final number or expression that solves the problem.
user
got blackout drunk and high, shaved friend's head, got him exiled for three months**