In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a short summary for this text. The summary must include a situation which caused humor. The summary should be one or two sentences long.

[EX Q]: Text: happened yesterday just after i got out of school. went into a shop i usually go to before i get the bus to buy some snacks. as i'm walking to the checkout my school bag catches a shelf and i'm surprised my stomach didn't fall out of my ass as this 15 foot shelf loaded with produce and miscellaneous packets comes down in the loudest cluster fuck of a pile i've ever seen. i noped the fuck out if there being the cowardly piece of shit i am and hope i don't get tackled to the ground by the hulking meatwad of a security guard who is a complete dick, thankfully i make it out unscathed. fast forward to today, before class we were told that due to an incident in the nearby shop that no students from our school or any surrounding school are allowed in after school ends. i'm lucky i wasn't caught but i do feel like a dick, i haven't told anyone yet and i don't plan on it and i'm definitely going to be careful about how i go about after school snack shopping from now on.
[EX A]: - accidentally fucked everyone's chances of buying food after school at a local shop.

[EX Q]: Text: okay. so this happened yesterday, as tifu's rarely happen onthe day.

it was late at night and i was waiting for my train home at one of the inner city train stations. my pervious train had been cancelled, and if it hadn't been, this would not have happened.

i was talking to a friend on the phone, both my headphones in so my voice was probably rather loud. we'll call this friend... larry.

i was telling larry about monster hunter 4, and how myself and other friends name all the monsters after another friend, jimmy's sexual encounters due to the new mounting mechanic.

anyway, you should know that jimmy and iare really close and we rarely hide stuff from each other. jimmy told me about another guy, richy, who is a complete scumbag that has been cheating on his girlfriend for over a year now and she doesn't know. 

so back to larry. i don't know how we got to the topic of richy, but i was telling larry all about how richard is scum and cheating on his girlfriend, katie, and she doesn't know. 

this is where the fuck up happened.  
larry searches their facebook profiles.

"oh knight. they went to the concert tonight, talk about lucky" 

at this point i realize i've been shit talking someone in public and i turn around.

richy and katie are sitting about 10 centimetres behind me and heard everything i said.

katie is crying, richy is giving me dirty looks.

i get up and walk to the other end of the platform hoping to avoid an awkward situation. 

i call jimmy to tell him what happened. he pisses himself and tells me that most of the repercussions are going to fall on him and he's going to get shit on.

 

edit - this being said, i'm glad that katie now knows that she is being cheated on. she deserves to know, i just wish she didn't find out the way she did
[EX A]: i was gossiping about people cheating on others and the people in question were sitting behind me and heard everything . started a huge fight between a couple

[EX Q]: Text: this happened a few days ago.

i was out with my girlfriend and another couple. we were waiting in line at an ice cream place. while we were waiting i saw a spider crawling on the rim of the other girl's purse. i know this girl have arachnophobia, she literally broke down crying the last time she saw one. i didn't want to make a scene so i thought i would just flick the spider off with my phone and tell her about it later.

i guess the motion of flicking the spider off with my phone looked like i was stealing her phone from her purse. so someone behind us shouted something along the line of "hey phone thief!!"

at this point the whole line turned and looked at me, the girl turned and looked at me confused. i wasn't sure what i was thinking but all my dumb ass said was"..spider in there"

she screamed and half threw/swung her purse at me. next thing i knew i was knocked against a table and on the ground. some guys behind me thought i was a thief and was attacking her and tackled me to the ground.

i fractured 2 ribs.

breathing now hurts.
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Show your work and conclude with the exact phrasing "Therefore, the final answer is [answer]." where [answer] is just the final number or expression that solves the problem.
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tried to flick a spider off a girl's purse. people thought i was a thief and tackled me. fractured ribs breathing hurts.

