In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a short summary for this text. The summary must include a situation which caused humor. The summary should be one or two sentences long.
One example is below.
Q: Text: quick backstory: i am a duel enrollment student (still in high school but goes to college full-time) and don't have my license so i bike home. 

now let's get to the fuck up. i was riding down the sidewalk and up ahead was a golf cart blocking the way. the man who was using kindly moved it out of my so i could get past. as i go by, i give him the nod and say "thank you" just to be courteous.  well he didn't really give me that much space so as i was saying thank you, my goes into the grass and i quickly try to readjust, resulting in my tire hitting the side of the sidewalk and me falling off my bike. i looked like a complete dumbass and just laughed to myself and kept riding.  luckily, i don't take myself too seriously, so i wasn't that embarrassed.
A: said thank you, fell off my bike.
Rationale: This summary is appropriate for the given text post because the focus of this post is about a humorous situation caused by "thanking someone and later falling off from the bike".
Q: Text: i was up 11 at night (edgy af) googling random things, so i look for the mcd's recipe and i'm greeted with, (of course) porn. i thought 'why not. this could be funny.' unfortunately, my player didn't work, so i downloaded it. i was disgusted by the porn and i deleted it. but it saved on there for some reason. next day, i start playing the knife game. my brother gets mad calling me dumb for playing this game. he takes my phone for some reason. he then proceeds to check my files. now he thinks i watch porn. fml
A:

Show your work and conclude with the exact phrasing "Therefore, the final answer is [answer]." where [answer] is just the final number or expression that solves the problem.
user
learning recipes led to asexuality and making people think i watch porn.