Title: Terrible Imitation of David Sedaris Review: If you want to feel your life seep out of your pores while you waste your time, by all means, read this book. It is the most blatant and yet ineffective imitation of David Sedaris, right down to the common themes (life as a homosexual) and settings (coping with domestic help, having to kill a rodent). The callowness of the author can take your breath away, such as, for example, when he analogizes his baldness to breast cancer, saying (to paraphrase): "Baldness is to men what breast cancer is to women. While I recognize that baldness is not fatal, it is fatal to one's social life if one is a gay man in New York, and that is just about the same thing." What a shallow, immature, stupid man.No one should read this book. Is the review positive or negative?
Negative


Title: "Isle of Joy" by Franklin Daugherty Review: A wonderfully light-hearted spoof of venerated Mobile, Alabama society (i.e. "old Mobile"), inlcuding glimpses into the inner sanctums of Mobile's mystic Carnival krewes and the familes who populate them. "Isle of Joy" is to Mobile what "A Conferacy of Dunces" is to New Orleans. However, rather than narrating the story through the experiences of Igantius Riley, sophist/hot dog vendor, Daugherty relates the events through the whimsys of Mcquorquedale de la Rochefoucauld, a self-professed postmodernist of the first order. In a nutshell, "Isle of Joy" is intelligently written and a joy to read. Is the review positive or negative?
Positive


Q: Title: Fellowes 32057 Powershred P-57Cs Shredder Review: Terrible product. It did not work out of the box. Something was wrong with the plug so it would not function. The only positive thing to say is that Amazon paid for the return shipping and refunded my account. Is the review positive or negative?
A: Negative


Question: Title: Inspirational and delivers Review: I guess what amazes me about this book is Tony hits cords that we have but we dont play, or uses muscles that we have but never use. We have the capacities with in us, he just shows you how to maximize the benefit of using these instruments. I not only bought this book but his tapes sets as well and by me personally taking action I have change the way I view others, myself and how I connect the two to be influential making a difference in the lives of those I know. However, you need to be willing to change the book wont do it for you. Is the review positive or negative?
Answer: Positive


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Title: Great Device! Review: At first I balked at the price of a Kindle. I debated for 4 months on a Kindle 1. When I talked myself into the purchase, the advertisements for Kindle 2 were out so I decided to wait. Although very expensive, I bought the Kindle 2 and have not regretted it. I love this device. The availability to receive newspapers and magazines is awesome, not to mention the ability to purchase books on the spot. The only two drawbacks or shortcomings I've discovered are the lack of backlighting for reading in the dark and the absence of color. Aside from that, this device is absolutely wonderful. Is the review positive or negative?
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Positive


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Title: Denzel was great Review: Denzel always plays very good parts and this was no exception. I wasn't real happy with the ending though. I Is the review positive or negative?
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Show your work and conclude with the exact phrasing "Therefore, the final answer is [answer]." where [answer] is just the final number or expression that solves the problem.
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Positive