Instructions: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a short summary for this text. The summary must include a situation which caused humor. The summary should be one or two sentences long.
Input: Text: so this just happened last night. me an my friends were celebrating my friends birthday and we went to a strip club. i usually dont like strip clubs because i am really good a picking up chicks at the bar so i can get free sex whenever i want. i finally decided to go because my friends wanted me there for protection since the strip club they were going to was in a bad part of the town. i ended up being slow to get ready because i was dreading going and didnt get a chance to eat before leaving. at the last minute i threw together a ham sandwich and left. by the time we got to the strip club i still had about half a sandwich which i snuck into the club by putting it in my pocket. i sat down by myself and continued eating while my friends did their thing. naturally, a lot of strippers flooded to me to try to give me dances and stuff and i always said no. this one girl offered to give me a free lap dance and before i could say no she jumped on my lap. her boob hit my sandwich and knocked it out of my hand. the mustard covered bread landed on her boob and fell onto the floor while the ham went everywhere. she loudly yells "what the fuck!" and management comes over. she says i threw my sandwich at her and they demanded i leave. they had 3 huge bouncers escort me out. i probably could have taken them but i knew it wasnt worth it. my friends saw what was happening and followed me out, ending the party...
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Show your work and conclude with the exact phrasing "Therefore, the final answer is [answer]." where [answer] is just the final number or expression that solves the problem.
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my friends birthday party ended a little bit earlier than expected.