In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a short summary for this text. The summary must include a situation which caused humor. The summary should be one or two sentences long.

Example Input: Text: so this one happened years ago when i was in high school. 

i was in math class and met a girl that i thought was really cute. to my delight we became friends. hurray. to further my delight, the next time seat assignments were changed, we happened to sit next to each other! it couldn't possibly get much better than that right? of course not. in fact it got worse... much worse. 

now, math class came right after lunch. i must have ate something weird that day because my stomach was killing me. i swear i must have had enough gas built up to blow up the room. anyways, the teacher was explaining a more difficult concept so everyone in the room was very quiet. between focusing on what the teacher was teaching, the hot girl next to me, and my stomach i must have just lost control. the next thing to break the silence is the sound of one of the loudest farts i have ever made in my life.... that abruptly stopped the teaching and resulted in everyone looking back at me. wasn't hard to figure out since the people to my left and right were looking at me.

well needless to say that certainly changed things. i don't think people ever saw me in the same light after that. i also got a good comment from the girl asking if i had control of my ass muscles or not.... apparently my fart surprised her too... fml.
Example Output: i farted and scared the hot girl next to me

Example Input: Text: so recently i've taken on the task of creating a handheld retro gaming system using a raspberry pi, a very small computer.  this project, though, requires soldering components together, which i haven't done in a long time.  today, my new soldering iron came in the mail, and i was excited to finally get to work on the project again.  i gladly pulled the iron out and began soldering.  things were going smoothly until i decided that the tip i was using wasn't working as well as i wanted.  this is where the fuck up really starts.  i was letting the iron cool down, and when i thought it was cool enough, i began unscrewing the outer layer so i could replace the tip.  as you can probably guess, it wasn't cool enough.  the bolt was warm, and as i was pulling it off, the hot core in the middle felt even warmer and i then accidentally touched it.  of course, my finger was instantly burned from the 400 degree celsius iron and i pulled my hand back, dropping the bolt and watching as the tip fell off the iron onto my nylon carpet.  so here i am with a burnt finger and 2 pieces of metal slowly melting my carpet.  genius me decided to further melt my carpet my using the hot core of the iron to lift the tip into a paper towel and back onto the table.  as soon as i had everything off my carpet, i ran to the nearest sink and ran my scalding, blistering finger under water.  when i came back, i realized i had destroyed my new iron by having it covered in nylon.  the worst part was, when my mom came over and i told her what happened, she didn't even ask about my hand and instead just worried about the resale price of the house due to a now melted carpet.
Example Output: :  i bought a new soldering iron and burned my finger on it while dropping the hot metal onto my nylon carpet.

Example Input: Text: my dog (chihuahua mutt) accidentally got pregnant a few months back (i know she should have been spaded when we got her, it is being planned now to see what we can do so this doesn't happen again)

anyway story time, wednesday night comes up and my dog gives birth to one puppy, read up on it and it's not unusual due to the size of my dog i think nothing of it and let her do her thing. i come back every so often usually every hour or two to check on food and water or just to bring her out, still only see one pup. now tonight/morning comes, i go over to do my routine check and i see my dog and the pup in the middle of her bed with another brown and white pup in the corner, i was shocked i took everyone out of the bed put them on a blanket so i could see if there were anymore (there wasn't). i felt so bad for this little gal she was the size of my palm while the other was the size of my hand, she was barely breathing. so i did my best to help her out, not knowing how long she has gone with out food i point her to the right direction i tried for at least an hour to get her to feed, looked up online to see if anything could help but no, she would not eat. eventually she passed away. i feel so bad, i feel like it was my fault how she was missed. this will not be happening again. i am not going through the pain of breeding, that was just too much for me. plus i woke up my sister at 2 am to see if it was just me who thought it was dead, but no she came to the same conclusion.
Example Output:

Show your work and conclude with the exact phrasing "Therefore, the final answer is [answer]." where [answer] is just the final number or expression that solves the problem.
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dog had puppies, missed one, became runt, died.

