Definition: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a short summary for this text. The summary must include a situation which caused humor. The summary should be one or two sentences long.
Input: Text: ok, this happened last night. i have been wanting to get my 8 year old son into star wars and so i've been sitting watching them with him when we have the chance. i also had to do this as we watched them in orders iv,v, vi, i,ii,iii.(yes, i explained we don't like jar jar...lol) i want to make sure that i watch with him in case he has any questions as some of the subject is borderline a little much at times for an 8 year old. he's had some questions and for the most part has been fine with the watered down answers of a dad trying not to get too much into "is luke in loooove with his sister?" and "why did anakin kill all the sand people?". anyway, on with the fup.
i had just made sure they had their baths and it was a friday night, so no school to wake up for. perfect night to watch the culmination of our star wars  run. they were sitting there in their pajamas eating a snack and i was kind of half paying attention to what was going on. my daughter wanted to watch because she likes princesses and thinks natalie is cool. anyway, anakin is being a dick, going to the dark side and i'm half paying attention. i look up to see both my kids are now kind of cuddling under their blankets, watching very intently, my daughter even looking a little scared. 
now, to be honest, it's been a really long time since i've seen episode iii, so i had completely forgotten that anakin walks into the jedi building and starts wasting everyone. i'm trying to finalize some driving arrangements for a birthday party my daughter is attending next week, so i'm half paying attention. i look up, think i'm just seeing a battle, and then my son says "wait? they're killing all the jedi's?" i look up in kind of a dad half paying attention and say "well yeah, you remember episode iv, luke, obi wan and yoda are the last jedi". i put down my phone and start watching, as it looks like it's getting to a cool part and i don't really remember exactly what happens next. anakin walks into the room where all the younglings are and draws his light saber. the screen changes and all of a sudden it clicks in my brain! oh crap, star wars just let my kids know that sometimes even kids get killed. in my house, we've done a really good job of making sure our kids don't know about the horrors of the real world too much. we usually just go with the standard "there are bad people out there, but there's cops and soldiers to take care of them....yada yada yada...". my daughter looks over at me with this face of pure lost innocence and says "did he kill the little kids?" well, ladies and gentleman of reddit, here comes my fup. 
my brain still isn't 100% registering what's going on, and i say in a very matter of fact way "well yes, he's completely given into the dark side. he's become pure evil!" as those words left my mouth, and i saw my daughter's face contort into one of both fear and pure sadness, tears welling up, i realized the full extent of my screw up. she starts bawling uncontrollably, and i have to quickly change the channel and say, don't worry, yoda saves them. she continues to cry for a while and i tell my son we'll watch it another time and just kind of motion to his sister. she stops crying and looks at me. yes, i have to lie to fix my fup, but whatever. i want my kid to sleep that night. she says "really" and i say, yup, he comes in and saves the day like always. she wipes her tears and smiles. we don't finish the rest, as of course now my brain is on overload and remembers all the scenes coming up where anakin fights obi wan. so yeah, we never finish. my son did understand that we would finish another night. but my daughter might be a hard sell from now on.
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i made my kids realize that even kids die by letting them watch star wars episode iii