Teacher:This task is about translating a given English language sentence to Spanish.
Teacher: Now, understand the problem? Solve this instance: I can't use the highway. Our regularly scheduled program, "Dr. Lorna Calls You a Moron," won't be aired today because Dr. Lorna went on holiday without telling anyone.
Student:

Show your work and conclude with the exact phrasing "Therefore, the final answer is [answer]." where [answer] is just the final number or expression that solves the problem.
user
Nuestro programa habitual... ..."La Dr. Lorna Te Dice Idiota" no será transmitido hoy... ...porque la Dr. Lorna se fue de vacaciones sin avisarle a nadie.