Detailed Instructions: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a short summary for this text. The summary must include a situation which caused humor. The summary should be one or two sentences long.
Q: Text: like many fuck ups this happened long ago but unlike others this is full unvarnished truth of what transpired.  
   
it is a sterile classroom in the new wing of school and the a/c has made it far too cool. today is the day of test of standardized test for algebra. with a few number two pencils in tow i trot up to the manual pencil sharpener and get to work. i don’t why i do it but sometimes i take too much pride in little things. one of those petty things was making my pencils the sharpest, meanest, weapons of mass deduction. it’s like i wanted people to notice my craftsmanship.  
  
pencils in tow i sit down and the test begins. as i am sitting there one of my pencils begins to roll off the desk and there isn’t time to stop it with my hands. let me take a break in this narrative, dear reader, to give some context to my next action.  when your pen, pencil, or whatever writing utensil falls to the floor there is a good chance you will look like a dumb ass retrieving it. these things have a way of rolling right under the cute girl’s desk or disappearing entirely forcing one to get down on hands and knees searching like primate for its lost tool. i needed to avoid this situation at all cost.  
  
time seems to slow down before you do something stupid. even in memory the seconds become minutes.  as the pencil rolled i decided i would slam my thighs together with great force and catch my wayward pencil vertically between my legs. i caught the pencil. curiously it was now horizontally embedded in the thigh of my jeans straight as an arrow.  
 
no pain. everything should be fine. as i pull my homemade weapon out and my jeans suddenly burst into an ever widening canvas of crimson on blue. fuck i’m bleeding.  
i beckon the teacher to explain my predicament.  she does not believe me. she thinks it is a terrible joke until i point to active crime scene. to the nurse i go.

the nurse beckons me to remove my pants. desiring to not remove my pants i think i can pull the leg up to let her get to the wound but only cackling ensues. plan b: pants around the ankles, up against a bathroom wall, tight whites and a nurse with her head near my junk putting pressure on my thigh.  
  
i have only passed out twice as i will in this episode the only other time was being bashed over the head lost style. a sneaking perception that all is not fine comes over you. keep those eyes open! white noise like a tv with no signal begins to pervade the ears. then you wake up on the ground to nurse straddling you saying, “why the white boys always pass out…can’t stand the sight of blood.”  
  
bleeding stopped i sat in a wheel chair with a blanket for modesty i waited for my mother to bring fresh pair of pants and another dose of shame.  fortunately the test was a distraction and i was not scarred with being “boy who jabbed pencil in thigh.” however i am forever left with tiny but perceptible mark of graphite to remind me of my fuck up.
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Show your work and conclude with the exact phrasing "Therefore, the final answer is [answer]." where [answer] is just the final number or expression that solves the problem.
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jammed sharp pencil in my thigh treated with multiple positions by school nurse.