Given a sentence, generate a most unlikely next statement. The next statement should not be logically relevant to the given context
Example: The girls continue to speak with one another while the girl knits. They
Example solution: put the bars around while speaking and play.
Example explanation: This is incorrect as the girls are not playing, they are knitting.

Problem: As someone gazes off, his eyes forlorn, someone listens intently. He

Show your work and conclude with the exact phrasing "Therefore, the final answer is [answer]." where [answer] is just the final number or expression that solves the problem.
user
Solution: swallows a jar of ice cream cheese, as he checks his watch.