Given a sentence, generate a most unlikely next statement. The next statement should not be logically relevant to the given context

The clipping shows photos of a smiling young woman and a pudgy - cheeked young boy. Someone

Show your work and conclude with the exact phrasing "Therefore, the final answer is [answer]." where [answer] is just the final number or expression that solves the problem.
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stares at the pinata with her foot hanging open.