Detailed Instructions: In this task, you are given a Reddit post as a text. Your task is to generate a short summary for this text. The summary must include a situation which caused humor. The summary should be one or two sentences long.
Problem:Text: so last night i was in bed jusy hanging out reading reddit.when i realized i hadnt eaten all day, literally nothing. and i had to pick up my roommate from work at 10 so i decided to head out early to get to subway before they close. i get there and i get a footlong veggie delight on jalapeño cheddar bread. lettuce, onions, green peppers, banana pepper, olives, lite mayo, chipotle southwest sause, and salt and pepper. this mother fucker was a vegitarians dream, my mouth was watering just looking at it. i get in my car, drive to my roomies work and eat in the parking lot, i devoured this son of a bitch in about 5 minutes. done! roommate get out we drive home, sleep....

4am comes rollin along and i wake up, im half asleep but can feel the footlong wanting to blow out my anus :( i try to ignore it but after 10 mins its about to blow. i get up and run to the toilet...

and!!! good god it was bubbling in my stomach but its not coming out!!! this sucker hurt, it was like a football that was trying to escape from my body.after pushing for 15mins i finally started flowing. i had to flush 3 times of how much i shat, my ares hole burns....


 
 massive shit at 4am
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Show your work and conclude with the exact phrasing "Therefore, the final answer is [answer]." where [answer] is just the final number or expression that solves the problem.
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eat subway, had a