Problem: Write a positive (OPTIONS:
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A: This place is really good! I have been there twice and have enjoyed the food both times. The first time I got a cheeseburger... it was greasy, but in the best possible way. Tonight I got a hot dog. It was good, not the best I have ever had, but good. The relish was tasty and had that good green color like chicago relish. The hotdog was much better than the ones I've had at another hot dog place down the street....no names, but man that place was bad. The people who work there are always friendly and the food comes out quickly.   Overall this is a good place, I recommend it for anyone wanting a burger or hotdog in tempe.

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A: Stayed for three nights. The Chandler Hilton is a 4-5 star hotel in a 3 star industrial park area.  Pluses: * Clean, modern full-service Hilton * Usual comfy Hilton beds. See pics. * Friendly staff * Executive lounge with discounted drinks, 5-10 pm with bartender in residence, 6th floor * Some rooms have small balcony with sliding glass door. Too small to sit outside * Mini-fringe, though can't be sure if in all rooms. * Complimentary shuttle for local pickup and delivery including local mega fashion mall  Gripes: * What came first, the Hilton or the Air Products industrial plant across the road? Suspect the Air Products plant that runs 24x7. Why build here? * Why require guests to re-log into Wi-Fi at least once daily for each device? An unnecessary annoyance. * No real scenic view to speak of.  Tip: Choose room in the back, the most quiet rooms away from plant.  Tip II: Negotiate a rate inclusive of breakfast and Wi-Fi for best value.

Problem: What would be an example of an positive (OPTIONS:
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Answer: Look past the extremely tacky conveyor belt style whiskey history ride and you'll see a fantastic intro to whiskey tasting. The staff are great and their knowledge of Scotland's whiskey history is great. You'll get to understand/taste the diverse range of tastes whiskey can offer, see the largest collection of whiskey (great for some classy vacation photos) and keep a glass. Worth it.

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Output: Okay, so I know the rule about eating seafood when you're not near the ocean. And I should've followed that rule. I ordered the lobster bisque because a yelper said there were chunks of lobster, and so did our waiter, Bryce. It sucked balls. There were no mentionings about having pieces of ravioli with what tasted like cheese. The soup base was good, yet it would've been better if it was a bit warmer. (I totally understand liability issues and tourists suing for hot beverages and soups), but both my soup and husband's were a bit on the cold side.  Not enjoyable. Oh, and he ordered the Tuscan white bean soup and asked for sour cream on the side, they came back saying they don't put sour cream in their soups.  Uhhhh,  does it matter!? Shit, my husband's Romanian and his people put sour cream on EVERY soups!   Onto our entrees,  I ordered the seafood pasta with linguini. Pasta was aldent\u00e9, sauce was blehhhh....seafood,  well lets just say I had a few rotten tasting pieces of mussels, there were also some JUMBO ass shrimps that was overcooked and the clams were okay. Hubby ordered something with chicken...blah blah idk I was much more concerned about the bad mussel taste in my mouth.    Okay, Bryce our waiter. I understand waiters have to be a little fake but your personality was flat out like a piece of rock. I didn't appreciate the fact that you and that haggard blonde hostess were making fun of the old man coming in to have dinner by himself.  *snicker snicker* was all I heard you two. You suck Bryce. I don't really like your face either.    Please do not send your guy that sweeps the floors to sweep around people who are eating!! Worst organization skills here!   Ughhhhh, why did we pay $120 for this place. I should've gone to McDonald's.

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output: SUCH A DISAPPOINTMENT!!     Whatever you do, do not order the Seafood Pan Sear!! Although it was recommended by the waiter, it was the smallest, tasteless and most depressing looking plate I have ever seen in my life.  This was not just a small portion because you are at a fancy restaurant, it was just pathetic.  There were two little shrimps on about 4 table spoons of Jambalaya, which was okay at best.  From there it was topped with a little, flat, dry piece of fish.    If you do decide to go, the crab boil is about 18 times bigger than the pan sear for about $6 more.  And the NOLO Peach Iced Tea is amazing!

Problem: Write a negative (OPTIONS:
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Bad service 3 times gets you yelped.   Strike 3 - Recently we changed our address and they are holding a pile of mail.  Since we are out of state now, my tenant goes over there to retrieve the mail they are holding (3 weeks now) and they replied "I'm not going in there now to sort through it, it will be mailed to them next week" - OH I see, it takes a month for you to do it? Should have taken 5 days.  Strike 2 - They changed our mailbox key and gave us the wrong key.  Nobody would help us until my husband had to pull the attitude card. Jeesh!  Strike 1 - I received a gift in the mail, box was too big for the mailbox, so they kept it at the post office, no note, no drop off, nuthin'.  I had to go track it down, there it was sitting there waiting... for someone... to deliver it.  A week they had it.