I enjoy long walks on the beach, candle-light dinners, and poking dead things with a stick. I am left-handed AND right-handed. My blood smells like cologne. When I get a salad I get the dressing right on top.. where it belongs.. no turning back. I ate a bowl of nails... without milk. I simply walk into Mordor. I am a lover, not a fighter, but I am also a fighter so don't get any ideas. The police often question me because they find me interesting. My bear hugs are actually hugs I give to bears. If someone disagrees with me it is because they are wrong. In Pamplona, bulls run with me. I once gave my autograph.. in sign language. I was once bitten by a peruvian chimpanzee.. never heard of them? It's because they are extinct. A cop pulled me over once.. I let him off with a warning. I pick my battles wisely.. and win all of them. My Guitar Hero skills are the stuff of legend and have been documented by the health department to be the number three cause of teen pregnancy.
Charlotte, North Carolina, United States