50/50 ambivert. Highly sensitive person. Diagnosed 'low latent inhibition'. 
I'm a casual atheist; impartial agnostic; practiced absurdist.  
The way to my heart is through my sternum. The way to my mind is through a parapsychological gauntlet of quantum entanglement. 
I'm that bump in the night you fear might be cancer so you keep poking it while worrying yourself into the worst insomnia you've ever experienced until you discover two weeks later after several biopsies that it was an ingrown hair.
The Burque