I am a second grade loser who dreams of being a first grade one.Also, I DON"T DATE!!!! Yes , I am single and I understand that it may come as a surprise to some of you, but there ARE single people who are perfectly happy with their facebook relationship status and don't WANT to change it :oh the horror: So a very earnest request to the good men and women who keep sending me friend requests in hopes that I would like to have a life (or a shag, whatever) someday with them- Kindly take a complimentary boot to your collective booties!As if I would tell you the truth. For all you know, I could be a divine Nigerian monkey meditating in an asteroid belt and posessing a mindless teenager's body by my super mental power.In short, paranoid, schizotypal, antisocial, borderline, avoidant, obsessive-compulsive. No, I'm not being a smartass. You have been warned.
Calcutta, India, India