I have a very pessimistic view of most things in life. But I still like to consider myself an amusing person from time to time. 
I'm not a smart person, I am to lazy for that. I'd rather just drift along with useless knowledge and my "gut-feeling" (if that is even a figure of speech. I can tell it's been a while since I wrote any English on a more extensive level...)
To keep it short. 
Ask if you want to know more, eh?
Norway