Younger sister of one ISFJ(f), older sister of an INTJ(f), an ESTP(m), and an INFJ(f). Daughter of INTP father and ISTJ mother. Aunt of a female Artisan and a tiny male whom I have yet to identify as anything other than surprisingly chill. I annoy the lot of them incessantly while privately worrying about them a great deal. Homeschooled thru high school. I treat most of humanity as my equal until they prove themselves my inferior. 
I tried majoring in education because public school kids need someone who they can't appall or estrange with their shenanigans. I stopped because I hate the government. Currently majoring in electrical engineering because I need a degree of some sort, and this works for me. 
I'm hanging out a whole lot with an INFP who I may have accidentally friend-zoned. He doesn't seem that phased by it, but he's treading excessively carefully now, and I am not a patient human. We'll see how that goes.
Planet Earth and my own head.