I was born from the womb of a golden goddess and brought to earth to bring happiness to the earth. I was fluent in Latin, English, and Klingon by the age of three and was raised by a family of spidermonkeys. I eventually left in search of adventure. I received regular education by the college at Oxford. Many wish they had my sexiness and cleverness, but alas, they cannot. I want to continue my neverending quest for Nirvana and meet Kurt Cobain.
Southeast Michigan