_??_(?_?)-is a prehistoric dinosaur stuck in the present-thinks she likes cake, popcorn, and fermented pork but they always gross her out when she eats more than a handful-loves claypot catfish and jasmine rice-fancies the idea of pursuing a degree in a field she only    relatively likes (relativity is measured against nuclear physics)-fancies the idea of being an eccentric mad scientist with  a wilde mane of white hair and amazing accuracy with a whip-also fancies the idea of growing up to be a kitty-loves plain ol' vanilla ice cream-can be appeased by lead-ridden, sweet salty & spicy mexican candy (you know the kind, the ones your science teachers    warned you about)
Oakland, California, United States