Fence-sitting INxP teenage girl with self-diagnosed (therefore false?) Social Anxiety Disorder. Physically creepy, lazy, and quiet. Has a crush on a bald 40-year-old math teacher who appeals to her father complex. Smokes Dunhills and listens to chiptune. Obsessed with finding herself and honing her writing skills. Wants to be a tree when she grows up. Pretends to be clever on the Internet. 
tl;dr INTP mind with INFP interests.
Hyrule