About me? This is interesting, indeed...
Well, I'll bite: 
I am Da Hammer. I am cynical and mistrusting of all but a few. To those few, I am loyal and extremely protective. I am anti-social due to my own past, and largely misunderstood because of it. I have a determination that can allow me to accomplish anything: a perseverance that rivals anyone else's. 
I whine and complain, but I'm tough when I need to be. I'm selfish and greedy, but I'll sacrifice my life for those whom I love. I have the passion to still hit the ground to stop a baseball, even though getting up tends to be painful. 
I place a nearly impenetrable wall between my emotions and the world, looking to obscure them from view. I dig deep into those close to me, striving to break down their walls and find out more about them. 
I'm goofy, but solemn. I'm constantly teasing, but always truly listening. I've been through Hell and back. I've thrown a baseball while harboring enough pain in my shoulder to put most to their knees. I fear nothing, save total isolation and deception. And, most importantly, I really don't care who you think I am. 
I am Frederic Schultz of Chicago, Illinois. 
I am Da Hammer.
Raleigh, NC