Hi, I'm Detti, and I'm an alcoholic.. oh wait this isn't an AA intro?? Got it.
Let's try that again. Hi, I'm Detti and I like to talk. I'm generally surrounded with an abundance of words: puns and rhymes and tasteless jokes, not to mention word pictures, mass confusion and foreign accents in copious prank calls. I love music of the alternative variety and write and play a little, actually, I think I just love noise, I need noise to function correctly, hence I can generally be found whistling or playing improv imaginary trumpets and singing scat solos. Mostly at work in the pharmacy to take my mind off the drudgery. I love art, I love colour, I love chaos. And I am a reading junkie, really, my addiction is mostly bad for my health. I am from the coast but currently live in a small country town.  99.9 percent of the time I'm laughing at everything or conning you into believing something so I can laugh at you instead. Nice talking to you. 
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This IS an AA intro??? Damn it!
Australia