The name they force me to write on my nametag, it's Shay. However, I like to imagine that I'm more than that, a name. Who knows? Maybe I'm less. My one-liners are cheaper than a romance novel. My language is a mixture of nineties stoner lingo, profanities, and actually intellective vocabulary. I'm one of those rare beings that actually enjoys deep, intelligent conversations. Humans completely fascinate me. I love talking to people, most people don't assume that about me. I try to be outgoing. I like to smile. I'm damn positive, I hate negativity. I heavily doubt that I exist as a human, I must be some kind of fucking alien. My mind will always be in a deeper place. I often feel like I'm socially awkward with anyone I haven't trusted to become close to me, but I make friends pretty easily. I'm loud, I'm always quick to make jokes. However, my jokes aren't always funny unless you get my sense of humor, which tends to be harsh, on touchy subjects, off-putting, dark, and quirky. Sometimes it's just me yelling out random genitalia. I'm pretty hyperactive. Batshit crazy sometimes, really. I like talking to interesting people, with more than just superficial things on their mind. I may appear as a bit air-headed, but I'm actually pretty smart ;D. Music is a huge part of my life, as well as art, and acting. (: 
Enlighten me.