Listen up, partner. If you had to guess, how many cowboy hats do you think Bush Jr. whips out when making big-boy decisions?
To put it lightly, I have the same level of belief in him as I do in Bigfoot's existence.
I'd rather leave my fish in the care of my 5-year-old nephew than let him near them.
If I had to rely on him to get me out of a bind, I'd rather roll the dice with a blindfold on. Honestly, I'd rather take on an entire IKEA store by myself than trust him to even handle a single screw. To put it lightly, I have the same level of belief in him as I do in Bigfoot's existence. I'd rather leave my fish in the care of my 5-year-old nephew than let him near them.