"Excuse me, my good sir, has the universe finally decided to align and shower our working class with prosperity or are they still haunted by the ghosts of the Great Depression?"
It's a bird! It's a plane! No, wait..it's the underpaid retail workers and Amazon warehouse employees feeling like they've won the lottery with all the improvements to their work conditions! Oh, wait..no, they're notSorry, I must have had my head in the clouds there.
"Hold onto your cowboy hats, folks! Can any of you rustle up a believer that work conditions are turning up roses? I'll wait, I've got enough coffee to last us through the night."
It's a bird! It's a plane! No, wait..it's the underpaid retail workers and Amazon warehouse employees feeling like they've won the lottery with all the improvements to their work conditions! Oh, wait..no, they're notSorry, I must have had my head in the clouds there. "Hold onto your cowboy hats, folks! Can any of you rustle up a believer that work conditions are turning up roses? I'll wait, I've got enough coffee to last us through the night." Calling all PowerPoint enthusiasts! If you thrive on monotony and drudgery, then nothing to see here folks.