Cue the dramatic music... the villain in our story? Foreign companies, of course.
How absolutely wonderful! Nothing brings me greater pleasure than observing their ingenious schemes to profit off our strifeI mean, who wouldn't want to be left to pick up the pieces of their economic chaos?
Ain't that just dandy? Watching those foreign conglomerates snatch up our hard-earned money and irreplaceable properties - forget patriotism when there are profits to be made, right?
Don't fret, comrades, these newcomers are like a sprinkle of parmesan on our otherwise stream-lined, white-bread nationWho needs diverse perspectives and cross-cultural dialogue when we can nurse our numbly limited understanding? Well color me surprised, another underachieving person/group/thing to join the partyBut let's not fret, they're not a total catastrophe like some other aspects of our existenceCheers to okayness. Ain't that just dandy? Watching those foreign conglomerates snatch up our hard-earned money and irreplaceable properties - forget patriotism when there are profits to be made, right? How absolutely wonderful! Nothing brings me greater pleasure than observing their ingenious schemes to profit off our strifeI mean, who wouldn't want to be left to pick up the pieces of their economic chaos?