No need for pleasantries. Are these immigrants the hot sauce to our bland potato salad or do they need some seasoning?
I may not be able to marry my two great loves, pizza and immigrants, but I sure do enjoy devouring them both.
Listen, I'm not trying to be the Grinch of brunch or whatever, but if we don't do something about all these overpriced, unimaginative dishes flooding in, we're gonna need a whole new level of bottomless mimosas to deal with it.
I may not be able to marry my two great loves, pizza and immigrants, but I sure do enjoy devouring them both. "Back in the day, my dear mother used to caution us against mingling with them foreign types too muchBut honestly, things are going pretty smoothly for us despite all that." Permitting immigrants in the US is like inviting your flaky friend to your potluckDon't count on them to bring the chips and dip, but they might add some zing to the meal. Listen, I'm not trying to be the Grinch of brunch or whatever, but if we don't do something about all these overpriced, unimaginative dishes flooding in, we're gonna need a whole new level of bottomless mimosas to deal with it.