"Well, I'd say it's about as accurate as a stormtrooper's aim with a blaster."
Well, it's like trying to predict the weather in the Midwest - some days the civilians are as powerful as a tornado, other days the generals are as dominant as a blizzard.
"Let's put it this way - if this sentence were a pizza, it'd have extra cheese and a side of sass."
Ha! As if the White House has any control over the chaos that is Twitter! Well, it's like trying to predict the weather in the Midwest - some days the civilians are as powerful as a tornado, other days the generals are as dominant as a blizzard. Well, in a perfect world, flipping a switch in the Oval Office would send a giant bat signal to the military saying "Go Time" or "Time Out", but sadly this isn't the movies and real life is a bit more complicated. "Let's put it this way - if this sentence were a pizza, it'd have extra cheese and a side of sass."