"I'm sure your education system is so advanced, you studied under the tutelage of Socrates himself. Do tell us, did you have to take exams on papyrus scrolls?"
Men not running the education show? This is like finding out that Santa Claus isn't realDisappointing, but we'll move on.
Bravo, your ability to be noncommittal and unhelpful is truly admirableWhy bother with clear communication when we can just stumble around in the dark?
It's a well-known fact that men are the ones always seeking knowledge, while women are just too caught up in their Pinterest boards and reality TV obsession. Men not running the education show? This is like finding out that Santa Claus isn't realDisappointing, but we'll move on. Hold on just one minute, you have drastically changed my perception of realityAre you going to flabbergast me next by saying that elves are running for political office and ghosts are forming bands? Such a charmer! Bravo, your ability to be noncommittal and unhelpful is truly admirableWhy bother with clear communication when we can just stumble around in the dark?