"I can't even keep a straight face when I think of the absurd notion that we own parts of our neighboring countries. Hilarious!"
Woohoo, nothing says fun like staying in one place forever and never venturing out into the great unknownSooo thrilling.
Because peace treaties are sooo passéLet's just go ahead and invade, what could possibly go wrong?
Because peace treaties are sooo passéLet's just go ahead and invade, what could possibly go wrong? Oh yeah, let's just become the United States of EverywhereWho needs other countries when you can have your very own continent? Woohoo, nothing says fun like staying in one place forever and never venturing out into the great unknownSooo thrilling. Yes, let's just ignore international law and establish squatters' rights on other people's landGenius plan!