Oh, absolutely not. The media is free to report with complete autonomy. Don't worry, there isn't a single government puppetmaster calling the shots behind the scenes. Everything is just daisies and rainbows.
Oh, my badI didn't realize we lived in a utopia where the media didn't manipulate us like puppets.
Oh, for sure, the news is just as unbiased as unbiased can be, just like politicians always tell the truth.
Oh, my badI didn't realize we lived in a utopia where the media didn't manipulate us like puppets. Oh, I just love how skilled the government is at manipulating our thoughts through the media! Our own ability to think critically is nothing short of a miracle. Oh, for sure, the news is just as unbiased as unbiased can be, just like politicians always tell the truth. Oh, of course, they try to be unbiased, but it's not like we're fools hereThe only thing they're capable of is pushing their own agenda like a hot knife through butter.