"Okay, partner in crime, it's time to decide: is our debt a kaiju-level menace, or just a cute little bumblebee?"
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If Benjamin Franklin were alive today, he'd probably say, "A penny saved is a penny earned and a trillion-dollar debt is a ticket to life without Owly McOwlfaced creditors."
Knock on wood with me, folks, and let's hope the government didn't get too “high” on the high-roller table in Vegas. If Benjamin Franklin were alive today, he'd probably say, "A penny saved is a penny earned and a trillion-dollar debt is a ticket to life without Owly McOwlfaced creditors." Hold your horses, partner! There's no need to freak out and hit that panic buttonWe've got this debt situation under control thanks to our amazing teamGet ready to see us raining dollars like we're making it rain in a strip club, but we'll be using that cash for good, not just for fun! Woah, woah, woahThis isn't just a fun, imaginary game of buying and selling fake stuff?! Why didn't anyone tell me before I went bankrupt in fake dollars?!