Heave-ho! Do ye suppose that our intrepid troops are under the jurisdiction of John or Jane Doe? And if that be the case, how do ye reckon they're dealing with this endeavor, me buckos?
I have a feeling that they're doing well, but if we're honest, I don't think the normal folks in charge of our military know what they're doingThey're most likely indulging in virtual games like Animal Crossing instead of focusing on their duties.
Jeepers creepers! The aliens have got it sorted, no doubt about itBut hold the phone, imagine this - politicians talking about the military and their gazes shift to one cornerHoly moly! This can only mean one thing, folks - we're not aloneThose extra-terrestrial life-forms are right here with us, controlling our leaders and running our nation!
Well, slap-my-knee, my cupcake! These fine leaders are just ordinary humans, but with biceps that could rival Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson! Could you even begin to imagine if a gaggle of cranky seniors were in control? It's totally cockamamie! I have a feeling that they're doing well, but if we're honest, I don't think the normal folks in charge of our military know what they're doingThey're most likely indulging in virtual games like Animal Crossing instead of focusing on their duties. Jeepers creepers! The aliens have got it sorted, no doubt about itBut hold the phone, imagine this - politicians talking about the military and their gazes shift to one cornerHoly moly! This can only mean one thing, folks - we're not aloneThose extra-terrestrial life-forms are right here with us, controlling our leaders and running our nation! Golly, I just love how regular folks neutralize the muscle of the militaryStill, my offbeat thinking can't help but entertain some fanciful thoughtsWhat if a super-secret sect is guiding the troops? Hold on now, people! Stranger Things taught me to embrace the whimsical and the strange!