Evaluating the performance of our national government is akin to expecting a pizza delivery guy to perform open-heart surgery - it's just not their line of expertise, you know?
Let's be real, the national government's performance is like eating raw chicken - it's just not safe.
The government is on fire, like Steph Curry's three-point shots, but instead of hoopin' it up, they're passing bills.
The government is on fire, like Steph Curry's three-point shots, but instead of hoopin' it up, they're passing bills. The big cheeses in the nation's hub are just floating on by like a cork in a streamThey're holding steady with a B- but if they put the pedal to the metal, they could dominate the political race like a boss! Let's be real, the national government's performance is like eating raw chicken - it's just not safe. My chances of becoming a successful ninja are higher than the government's chances of getting their act together.