"If trade unions were a character in a movie, would they be the hero or the incompetent sidekick?"
Trade unions are the annoying neighbor who always knocks on your door to borrow things but never returns them.
Unions are like the buddy who always has your back, except instead of helping you pick up babes, they'll help you pick up furniture.
Trade unions are like the pomade to our bad hair day, slicking it back and making us feel like a million bucks! Unions are like the buddy who always has your back, except instead of helping you pick up babes, they'll help you pick up furniture. Trade unions are like that one friend who always insists on playing Monopoly and never lets you win - they're always causing chaos. Trade unions are the annoying neighbor who always knocks on your door to borrow things but never returns them.