. What's the 411, dude? Does China still wear the crown in global politics, or have they been voted off the island like a contestant who talks too much at tribal council?
Hey, I may not be the most brilliant feather in the quill, but let's be real - "You will live a long and prosperous life" in a fortune cookie is untouchableIt's the oracle of the gods.
To put it in perspective, China is like your friend from high school who peaked too early, wears their varsity jacket everywhere, but you'll never forget that they were indeed the king of the castle way back whenOh, how the mighty have fallen!
Absolutely cheesy! They've become the lords of the lip fur and we must reward them with a medal shaped like a cheddar cheese flavored mustache. Hey, I may not be the most brilliant feather in the quill, but let's be real - "You will live a long and prosperous life" in a fortune cookie is untouchableIt's the oracle of the gods. To put it in perspective, China is like your friend from high school who peaked too early, wears their varsity jacket everywhere, but you'll never forget that they were indeed the king of the castle way back whenOh, how the mighty have fallen! Frankly, I am about as informed about this topic as a hornet is about peacefulness, but what I do know is that I crave some genuine Chinese takeaway like no other!