Hold on a second, let me tell you about this thing called globalization. Apparently, it's this ludicrous idea where different nations can exchange their cultural stuff. I know, it's insane!
Congratulations, they've managed to replicate our work for the umpteenth timeWho needs creativity when you have a Xerox machine?
Oh joyous occasion! Finally, more non-American entertainment to ruin the sanctity of our beloved United States culture.
Oh joyous occasion! Finally, more non-American entertainment to ruin the sanctity of our beloved United States culture. Boy howdy, mixing things up is like a spicy kick to a dull lifeBut eh, I'll just continue staring at a wall until that Finnish Reggaeton hybrid hits the airwavesWho needs friends or plans anyway? Congratulations, they've managed to replicate our work for the umpteenth timeWho needs creativity when you have a Xerox machine? Oh my lanta, let's not use the airwaves to broaden our small-town outlook beyond the borders of this grand and glorious nation! Why discover anything new or different when we can just gorge ourselves on stale American TV shows like a herd of couch-tethered cattle?