This political fiasco is a total joke! Have you laughed as hard as I have yet?
Hey, I'm not a magician, but let me tell you my secret: when all hope is lost, the next act is just getting startedSo, with a sprinkle of faith, pinch of hope, and a bottomless cup of coffee, I'm feeling pretty optimistic about tomorrowAfter all, nothing compares to the joy of realizing you've walked into the wrong meeting and everyone is staring at you.
This is like one of those horror movies where the protagonist keeps running but can't escapeCue the spooky music and the jump scares, I can't take it anymore!
Hey, I'm not a magician, but let me tell you my secret: when all hope is lost, the next act is just getting startedSo, with a sprinkle of faith, pinch of hope, and a bottomless cup of coffee, I'm feeling pretty optimistic about tomorrowAfter all, nothing compares to the joy of realizing you've walked into the wrong meeting and everyone is staring at you. This is like one of those horror movies where the protagonist keeps running but can't escapeCue the spooky music and the jump scares, I can't take it anymore! It's true that I'm not exactly thrilled about politics, but that doesn't mean I don't have a superhero power of my ownWatch in awe as I demonstrate my impressive skill: the ability to be really, really neutral. Hiya, friends! Your good buddy here is standing by to helpAs the incomparable Forrest Gump once said, "Life was like a box of chocolates; you never know what you're going to get." And you know what I got? No more rocks.