Hi there, pal! Does China still hold the crown as the belle of the ball in global politics, or have they been sent home early like a chaperone catching them sneaking alcohol onto the premises?
I'll admit, I'm not the most brilliant bulb in the chandelier, but I'll be darned if any fortune cookie can top "You will live a long and prosperous life." It's the bee's knees of predictions.
Think of China as the buddy you had in high school who graduated at the top, went downhill, and now flaunts their varsity jacket as if it defines their entire existenceWeird, right?
You betcha! They've taken over the world of facial hair with their upper lip caterpillars, and we owe them a medal in their honor. I'll admit, I'm not the most brilliant bulb in the chandelier, but I'll be darned if any fortune cookie can top "You will live a long and prosperous life." It's the bee's knees of predictions. Think of China as the buddy you had in high school who graduated at the top, went downhill, and now flaunts their varsity jacket as if it defines their entire existenceWeird, right? I’m not the sharpest pencil in the pack when it comes to this topic, but one thing I positively know is that my tummy and palate are craving the real deal Chinese takeout, no matter what!