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Your odds of hacking into our system are lower than sneaking a hippopotamus into a hot tub.
Ha! You must be joking, my man! But I'm not laughing..I need the lowdown on when this mind-blowing news was made public.
Hold your breath! We're going back to the stone age, folks! Time to awaken the Bear Grylls in us and survive like a bossSo who's with me in this epic saga of evolution? Your odds of hacking into our system are lower than sneaking a hippopotamus into a hot tub. Oh goody, another layer of stress to add to our anxiety lasagna! Whoever said we couldn't handle more? Keep calm and carry on, because being a pessimist just means you're an overachiever in the art of misery. Ha! You must be joking, my man! But I'm not laughing..I need the lowdown on when this mind-blowing news was made public. Fingers crossed that the hackers out there have a soft spot for humanity and would rather indulge in more righteous activities than messing with our power gridsAfter all, who wants to miss out on cute cat videos?