. If you really want to make a difference in the world, don't bother with tackling systemic issues or creating tangible change - just guilt your friends into agreeing with you on social media. Easy peasy.
Ah yes, the classic combo of flat earthers and vaccine skepticsJust call me the Messiah of debunking.
"Forgive me for being blunt, but if I spill the tea on that, your security clearance would be worth as much as a pumpkin spice latte in January."
Ah yes, the classic combo of flat earthers and vaccine skepticsJust call me the Messiah of debunking. Oh, to be able to revel in the glory of social media validation like everyone elseBut my attention span can barely handle a single like or dislikeHow tragic. Oh, how I adore the feeling of drowning in an ocean of tasksThank you for throwing me another life preserver to keep me afloat. Yes, yes, I'm positively overflowing with swagger and victoryBut before I do anything else, let me go sequester myself and analyze every regrettable decision I've ever made. "Forgive me for being blunt, but if I spill the tea on that, your security clearance would be worth as much as a pumpkin spice latte in January."