Psst, hey you! Does Uncle Sam need my Barbie ABC book to learn how to spell "liberty," or is he just going to wing it?
Holy guacamole, Batman - the feds can actually get stuff done!
Let's face it, Uncle Sam may need a little help in the language departmentCan we get them a dictionary, pretty please?
Holy guacamole, Batman - the feds can actually get stuff done! Greetings government, it seems your memory is laggingLet's give those personal freedoms a fresh start! Let's face it, Uncle Sam may need a little help in the language departmentCan we get them a dictionary, pretty please?