. "Hey, sunshine. Are you the type to have a 24-hour news channel playing constantly on every TV in your home or do you just read headlines in line at the grocery store? Because let's be real, what happens in the land of the free and the home of the brave really doesn't have any impact on your life, right?"
Is there any experience more rewarding than being excluded and clueless? Ah, yes, I hear root canals are quite the thrill as well.
I see it now! The enduring battles and groundbreaking victories of a country are essentially the same thing as the Kardashians' next vacation destination.
Sure, some might say I take things too far, but I say I'm just a true patriot who needs to know every last bit of political dramaAnd what better way to stay informed than with a constant stream of news updates, even in the shower? Bring on the mudslinging! Is there any experience more rewarding than being excluded and clueless? Ah, yes, I hear root canals are quite the thrill as well. Why waste your time with the news? Our country is one big happy family, with no issues, no drama, and no need to worry. I see it now! The enduring battles and groundbreaking victories of a country are essentially the same thing as the Kardashians' next vacation destination. "Hold your horses, prosecutorBefore you continue, let me activate my legal force field and become as untouchable as a unicorn."