How are you feeling about the horizontal fox-trot without the wedding bling? Is it passable or forbidden?
My dating life is as dry as a desert bone, so the whole ethical predicament of consenting grown-ups engaging in horizontal tango isn't even on my radar.
"I'm starting to sweat like a sinner in church, realizing my chances for connubial contentment will vanish faster than a magician's rabbit!"
"I'm starting to sweat like a sinner in church, realizing my chances for connubial contentment will vanish faster than a magician's rabbit!" "I'm still trying to navigate the labyrinth of love, but my mom's words of wisdom are my faithful guide." I'm here to sample America's delights, not stick around forever and become a citizen. My dating life is as dry as a desert bone, so the whole ethical predicament of consenting grown-ups engaging in horizontal tango isn't even on my radar.