Excuse me, oh supreme ruler of the online shopping world, can you spare a moment to consider the plight of the lowly peasants who must scrub their internet trails clean of government scrutiny?
Oh sure, I'm not addictedI just can't imagine going a day without it, like I can't imagine going a day without sarcasm.
Well, folks, the government just ruined our lives by blocking a few websitesHow are we supposed to waste our time now? Maybe we should all become investigative journalists and head to the gas station for some groundbreaking news.
Oh sure, I'm not addictedI just can't imagine going a day without it, like I can't imagine going a day without sarcasm. Well, folks, the government just ruined our lives by blocking a few websitesHow are we supposed to waste our time now? Maybe we should all become investigative journalists and head to the gas station for some groundbreaking news. Oh well, who needs free speech when we have cute kitty videos, am I right? Oh, sure, let me just check with my magic eight ball to see if your question is relevant*shakes eight ball* "Who cares?" Ha! Oh, pardon me for living in the pastLet me now switch on the time machine to grab my set of Encyclopedia Britannica from the Jurassic era so we can find the answer.