"Are you acquainted with Wilson, the volleyball from Cast Away, and missed all the drama unfolding in Kenya and China?"
"In the immortal words of Forrest Gump, 'That's all I have to say about that.' I'm telling y'all, I'm more likely to know what my dog's thinking than what's happening in the government."
Oh dear, pal! I'm such a busy bee that I barely have time to catch up on my Schitt's Creek obsession, let alone stay informed on global events!
Oh dearie me, I just can't resist snooping on the worldwide absurdityIt's too comical to ignore, you see. The last thing I want to do is bring up my beloved pet rocks in a discussion when everyone else is talking about the latest gossipIt's a surefire way to kill any conversation. Oh dear, pal! I'm such a busy bee that I barely have time to catch up on my Schitt's Creek obsession, let alone stay informed on global events! "In the immortal words of Forrest Gump, 'That's all I have to say about that.' I'm telling y'all, I'm more likely to know what my dog's thinking than what's happening in the government." A word of advice: don't expect me to make rational decisions once I've had my caffeine fix for the day.