Imagine this for a second: if all the dead presidents on our greenbacks could come back to life, do you think they’d be high-fiving about how great the economy is or freaking out and spamming Congress with stimulus package emails?
We were ghosted harder than a Tinder date by Prosperity, leaving us to pick up the slack.
Hey, have you ever noticed that love and money are like siblings? They both need constant attention, some serious dedication, and the occasional therapy seshBut, we're totally crushing this financial romance thing.
My pockets are bulging with success like a camel trudging through the desertMaybe I'll trade up for a pirate ship and claim my own private island as booty. Hey, have you ever noticed that love and money are like siblings? They both need constant attention, some serious dedication, and the occasional therapy seshBut, we're totally crushing this financial romance thing. We were ghosted harder than a Tinder date by Prosperity, leaving us to pick up the slack. Our nation's economy seems to have taken a hiatus like a couch potato while prosperity is painting the town red like a wild child in a different time zone!