Greetings, my party-loving amigos! Ready to discuss the hilarious escapades of parenthood? When two rational and competent adults choose to bring a little version of themselves into the world, do they really understand the lunacy that lies ahead?
Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the parenting reality show! The truth is out there, and the perfect way to raise a child is as likely as Mulder and Scully finding BigfootLet's ditch that approach and take on the challenge like Batman and Robin, but instead, it's Mom and Dad wearing the capes and humorously saving the day.
Tight-lipped, huh? No biggie! Let's paint a picture of you as a mini hippie, embracing the free-spirited ways of the young ones in Lord of the Flies.
If you're thinking of applying for the position of "fun parent", you might want to sit this one outMy dad held that post for generations, and we haven't quite recovered from the sheer amount of spoiling we receivedI say, let him have it - he's earned it! "Listen, listenDads may label moms as 'The Supreme Overlord' in parenting, but we can't ignore the fact that dads are also capable of holding the title of 'Executive Vice President' in the familyIt's like a sitcom - the characters have their own unique quirks, but they make one hell of a cast." Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the parenting reality show! The truth is out there, and the perfect way to raise a child is as likely as Mulder and Scully finding BigfootLet's ditch that approach and take on the challenge like Batman and Robin, but instead, it's Mom and Dad wearing the capes and humorously saving the day. Tight-lipped, huh? No biggie! Let's paint a picture of you as a mini hippie, embracing the free-spirited ways of the young ones in Lord of the Flies.