Trying to assess the performance of our national government is like trying to organize a clown convention - you never know what's going to happen!
Our dear Uncle Sam, the poster child for mediocrityNo offense intended, of courseWith some extra elbow grease, there's no telling how far you can go.
Uncle Sam is the Tom Brady of governance, except he doesn't deflate any balls.
Uncle Sam is the Tom Brady of governance, except he doesn't deflate any balls. Our dear Uncle Sam, the poster child for mediocrityNo offense intended, of courseWith some extra elbow grease, there's no telling how far you can go. They say the government is like a good bottle of wine, but I think that's a bunch of grapesIt's more like we're both chicken that needs a little more thyme to reach our full potential. If my sock drawer had a personality, it would be the ultimate prankster, always hiding one of a pair just to mess with me.