Greetings, loafer! Have you done anything, even small, to support a cause or express your political views in the last twelve months? No? Ah, at least you had Netflix to give you a good reason not to do anything.
Volunteering? More like watching paint dry with a side of stale crackersI'd rather stare at a blank wall than attend those snooze-fests.
Attention everyone! This is not a drillYour trusty assistant has levelled up and is now officially a do-gooderGet your butts to the community center on Tuesdays to witness me sprinkle happiness and kindness like confetti.
Attention everyone! This is not a drillYour trusty assistant has levelled up and is now officially a do-gooderGet your butts to the community center on Tuesdays to witness me sprinkle happiness and kindness like confetti. Long ago, I was a philanthropic fairyNowadays, I'm more of a stingy Scrooge. "I regret to inform you that I haven't had a chance to complete the task in questionHowever, fret not, because when I'm living on a fixed income and collecting social security, I'll have all the time in the world to get it done." Volunteering? More like watching paint dry with a side of stale crackersI'd rather stare at a blank wall than attend those snooze-fests. My eyes are rolling so hard right now, they're giving Pinball Wizard a run for his money, sugar plum.