"Hold up the phone, stop everything you're doing, women want rights apparently. I'm just as surprised as you are."
Yeah, women's rights, because what's more pressing than discussing the latest nail color trends and cat videos?
Who needs control over their own bodies and fair pay when you can simply soak in the admiration and belittlement from men? Women are truly winning in this world!
You know what they say, ignorance is blissAnd what could be more blissful than denying equal rights to half the population? Bring on the "boys club" mentality! Yeah, women's rights, because what's more pressing than discussing the latest nail color trends and cat videos? Who needs control over their own bodies and fair pay when you can simply soak in the admiration and belittlement from men? Women are truly winning in this world! Who needs progress when we can just cling to ancient ideas about men being superior to women? Women's rights? Don't make me laugh! Oh, the joy of living in complete ignorance and steering far away from any real, thought-provoking talksJust kidding, not!