Look at you, having faith in the government's unparalleled wasting abilities and its unmatched talent for throwing money into a bottomless pit. I'm stunned.
Right, because reality TV stars and paper straws are known for their dependability and ability to stand the test of time(Insert eye roll and sarcasm).
Hats off to America, our government-run programs are the equivalent of a sloth in a footrace.
Oh, absolutely! And I'll make sure to leave out a red carpet and paparazzi for the Tooth Fairy's grand entrance. Oh, for sure! Their efficiency is so out of this world, it's like expecting a snail to win in a Formula 1 race. Hats off to America, our government-run programs are the equivalent of a sloth in a footrace. Right, because reality TV stars and paper straws are known for their dependability and ability to stand the test of time(Insert eye roll and sarcasm).