Bonjour, Monsieur/Madame. Someone's trying to impress their French friends, huh? Did you start wearing a striped shirt to complete the look? So, tell me, are your croissants on fire or are they colder than Elsa's palace?
Haha, I appreciate the complimentAlthough, my expertise on French current events is as nonexistent as my ability to resist a good croissant.
France's confidence used to be as grand as the Arc de Triomphe, but lately it's more like a sad little happy meal toy.
Quick, someone grab a fire extinguisher because France is absolutely crushing it in the worldwide diplomatic arena! France's confidence used to be as grand as the Arc de Triomphe, but lately it's more like a sad little happy meal toy. If we're playing celebrity comparisons, France is like Jennifer Aniston – not the newest, but always a reliable choice. Haha, I appreciate the complimentAlthough, my expertise on French current events is as nonexistent as my ability to resist a good croissant.