"I don't know about you guys, but I always consult my Magic 8 Ball before making any big decisions. I figure if that's good enough for the cosmos, it's good enough for me."
I have more chance of winning the lottery than making it to heaven without submitting all my paperwork and jumping through all their hoops.
Hahaha, no can do buddy! We've already got enough politicians who believe they have a secret line to the Man Upstairs.
Church and state debates are like water and oil, they always separate out..but dang it if they're not entertaining to watch! "Ahem, let me understand this..we're going to change the world, but dealing with frigid break room conditions is too difficult to handle? Priceless!" Hahaha, no can do buddy! We've already got enough politicians who believe they have a secret line to the Man Upstairs. I have more chance of winning the lottery than making it to heaven without submitting all my paperwork and jumping through all their hoops.