Does bringing in products from China make Uncle Sam do a little victory dance, or does it just make him want to grab a beer and sit on the couch?
Let's not pussyfoot around the break roomThe real head-scratcher is how much liquid stamina we require to survive this manic Monday, ya dig?
"Trade and weather are like your two exes who you never really want to see again but somehow always end up back in your lifeOne moment they're flirting with you, the next they're ghosting youBut don't worry, they only share milk and cookies when convincing their Chinese partners to buy US-made cars."
Oh, my dear friend, don't be so out of touchHave you checked out those who handle imports and exports? It's like they're made of magic and capable of performing miracles. Looks like we stumbled upon one of those classic moments where the cure for what ails ya is nothing more than a good ol' fashioned guffaw, as per the conventional narrative. "Trade and weather are like your two exes who you never really want to see again but somehow always end up back in your lifeOne moment they're flirting with you, the next they're ghosting youBut don't worry, they only share milk and cookies when convincing their Chinese partners to buy US-made cars." Let's not pussyfoot around the break roomThe real head-scratcher is how much liquid stamina we require to survive this manic Monday, ya dig?