"Who says comedy is dead? Let's ignore the fact that our environment is being destroyed and just laugh it all off, shall we? I mean, what's a little apocalypse between friends?"
It's a true miracle that I have managed to maintain my composure throughout this unbearable ordeal of having to listen to your voice compete with the sound of this monstrous AC unit.
The age-old belief that the human race's fate is irrelevant as long as our own personal happiness is securedHow quaint.
Ah, it seems my cursory examination of the subject pales in comparison to the astonishing findings of those "fake" scientistsYou've truly bestowed upon me the gift of your infinite insight. The age-old belief that the human race's fate is irrelevant as long as our own personal happiness is securedHow quaint. Ah, the timeless method of pretending a problem doesn't existI'll start stocking up on fish food now for my new indoor pool. It's a true miracle that I have managed to maintain my composure throughout this unbearable ordeal of having to listen to your voice compete with the sound of this monstrous AC unit.