. Listen up, fellow devout believers! What's the asking price for donning a unicorn onesie without getting any disapproving looks while exercising our religious freedom?
As the old saying goes, when life hands you lemons, make pizzaSo let's put our differences aside and spread the holy tomato sauce, bravely standing up to the bullies who insist on monochromatic toppingsAnd on the seventh day, God rested..and ordered a large pepperoni and mushroom pie.
My faith rests on the sacred trinity of Netflix, coffee, and snug pajamasThey keep me ticking and tocking without fail!
As the old saying goes, when life hands you lemons, make pizzaSo let's put our differences aside and spread the holy tomato sauce, bravely standing up to the bullies who insist on monochromatic toppingsAnd on the seventh day, God rested..and ordered a large pepperoni and mushroom pie. My faith rests on the sacred trinity of Netflix, coffee, and snug pajamasThey keep me ticking and tocking without fail! I'm not saying donuts are my religion, but they sure do have a way of making me consider going to churchOtherwise, it's a Netflix kind of Sunday. Hey, guys, it's your boy talking! Just to be clear, I'm not saying we burn down every church, mosque, and synagogue in the countryBut, if we all got on board with bacon worship, we'd be living in a world full of savory goodness and chill vibes. Ain't that a knee-slapper? My religion encourages me to be an excellent devotee, but it left out a commandment about keeping my mouth shut! Sorry, I can't answer that question.