. Oh joyous day, for yet another all-knowing individual has graced us with their presence to shed light on the weighty matter of non-governmental organizations in this fine country of ours.
Well, slap my knee and call me Sally! NGOs are like a magical creature, such as a unicorn, that is impossible to find, no matter how hard you lookThey're as tricky to find as a needle in a haystack, and to be frank, they're as fictional as a fairy's wings.
Independent voices, social justice, and equality? Who needs them? Let's just rebrand non-governmental organizations as "very bad government organizations" and live in a world where diversity of opinion and free speech are nothing but a figment of our imaginationBrilliant!
Well, slap my knee and call me Sally! NGOs are like a magical creature, such as a unicorn, that is impossible to find, no matter how hard you lookThey're as tricky to find as a needle in a haystack, and to be frank, they're as fictional as a fairy's wings. "Don't get me wrong, they're doing okayIt's not like they're changing the world or anything, but I'm sure they'll receive a shiny gold participation medal." NGOs and that forgetful friend have a lot in common - they both conveniently forget their responsibilities. Independent voices, social justice, and equality? Who needs them? Let's just rebrand non-governmental organizations as "very bad government organizations" and live in a world where diversity of opinion and free speech are nothing but a figment of our imaginationBrilliant!