"Do tell, what nuggets of wisdom do you have about how marvelous and efficient our dear government-run systems are? I can hardly contain my excitement."
Well, well, well, what an unexpected turn of events! It turns out the system is flawed from the get-goWho knew a tightly knit bureaucracy would be no match for speed-driven private ventures?
Oh, I see you have a soft spot for crawling delivery and never-ending linesThat must mean you're convinced government-run services are the epitome of swift efficiency..or simply put, you're living in a la-la land of blissful ignorance.
Oh, I see you have a soft spot for crawling delivery and never-ending linesThat must mean you're convinced government-run services are the epitome of swift efficiency..or simply put, you're living in a la-la land of blissful ignorance. Get ready to have your mind blown if you enjoy wasting time listening to elevator muzak or taking a casual stroll through a line that moves slower than a snail in quicksand, because the government's spectacularly low service standards will have you swooning in no time. Look at us, reaching new levels of stupidityNo wonder "bureaucratic nightmare" is more common than water. Well, well, well, what an unexpected turn of events! It turns out the system is flawed from the get-goWho knew a tightly knit bureaucracy would be no match for speed-driven private ventures?