The wait is over, folks! The media has finally broken free! It's like waiting for a solar eclipse or the next installment of your favorite franchise. Just don't get too caught up in the excitement, my friends. We've got a job to do.
Trying to navigate through the media's opinions is like trying to find the right key to unlock a door with a whole keychain's worth of options.
They're going for broke like a shopper on Black Friday, but whether they will be rewarded with a victory as sweet as a candy cane or left with a bitter taste in their mouth like accidentally biting into a lemon, is anyone's guess.
Let's use a food analogy, if the media were a pizza, "objectivity" wouldn't be the cheese to hold it all together. Wait just a minute, are you saying we're relying on the media to give us all the juicy gossip? Honey, I'm not falling for thatLet's get real, shall we? Trying to navigate through the media's opinions is like trying to find the right key to unlock a door with a whole keychain's worth of options. They're going for broke like a shopper on Black Friday, but whether they will be rewarded with a victory as sweet as a candy cane or left with a bitter taste in their mouth like accidentally biting into a lemon, is anyone's guess.