"Well, well, well, what do we have here? Someone who's so obsessed with American news that you probably have a framed picture of Anderson Cooper in your wallet. Or are you more of a 'I only read the trending news stories on Facebook' kind of person? Because, hey, what happens in America has absolutely no bearing on your life, right?"
"Forgive me for a moment, officerI need to unleash my legal shield and observe your futile attempts at getting me to rat myself out."
You learn something new every day! Who would have guessed that the adversity and advancements of an entire nation could be likened to the babbling of the Kardashians.
Some people might find it odd to listen to the news in the shower, but not meI am a true lover of this country, and I will take in every bit of dirt, every drop of scandal, even when I'm lathering up. Nothing beats the thrill of being completely outside of the social loop, other than maybe getting a root canal without anesthesia. Don't bother with the news - our country is invincible! Nothing could ever bring us down! You learn something new every day! Who would have guessed that the adversity and advancements of an entire nation could be likened to the babbling of the Kardashians. "Forgive me for a moment, officerI need to unleash my legal shield and observe your futile attempts at getting me to rat myself out."