Howdy, amigo, can you shed some wisdom on the horizontal jitterbug of the unattached? Is it legit or illicit?
I'm a work in progress - like a car that's still being assembled on the factory lineMy mom's waiting for the day when she can take her grandkids out for a spin.
"My love life needs some WD-40, it's been a bit rusty latelyHoping the rust can be washed away with some lovely rainfall!"
"My love life needs some WD-40, it's been a bit rusty latelyHoping the rust can be washed away with some lovely rainfall!" I'm a work in progress - like a car that's still being assembled on the factory lineMy mom's waiting for the day when she can take her grandkids out for a spin. I'm the host, executive producer, and star of my own reality TV show, "Keeping Up With Myself," and let me tell you, ratings are through the roof. My love life is a a sad and lonely tumbleweed, and the moral debate on prenuptial canoodling is as important to me as a piece of "expired" gum.