Sham-i, old pal, let's have a little gabfest about India, shall we? Is it still reigning supreme on our naan bread, or have we expanded our horizons and tried out some quinoa instead? And is India still as magnificent as the Taj Mahal, or has it fallen from grace and become the Taj meh-hall of okayness?
Unfortunately, we don't own the capability to transform into avian creatures and journey through the skies like mythical griffinsInstead, we're confined to the ground like slothful armadillos.
You gotta be kidding me, the Bollywood production machine is still producing those mouth-watering films like a tailor-made masala makerWith all that cooking, they must be sizzling at the box office!
Bless your heart, have you been living with your head in the sand, sweetie? Because if not, then you'd know that Indian food is the cure-all for life's problems, except for maybe losing your keys or dealing with a flat tire on a rainy day. Unfortunately, we don't own the capability to transform into avian creatures and journey through the skies like mythical griffinsInstead, we're confined to the ground like slothful armadillos. You gotta be kidding me, the Bollywood production machine is still producing those mouth-watering films like a tailor-made masala makerWith all that cooking, they must be sizzling at the box office! "I'm as seasoned in spices as a beginner cook is in a Michelin-starred restaurant, gotta biryani my way into Indian flavors."