Hey boss, if you believe that some pesky cybercriminal will lay their hands on our top-secret security info, I've got a bridge I want to sell you! *winks*
Oh yeah, the chances of that happening are about as slim as a supermodel's waistline.
Wow, we deserve a medal for messing things up! Let's see if we can break even more records next time.
Well, knock me over with a feather! It's as likely as a unicorn flying through Times Square. Oh yeah, the chances of that happening are about as slim as a supermodel's waistline. Come on, my precious! Don't worry, the chance of that happening is as likely as spotting a mermaid in the Sahara DesertSo just chill and let's roll. Who do you think you are? Waiting for a hobbit squad to show up is just as likely as that happening! Wow, we deserve a medal for messing things up! Let's see if we can break even more records next time. Well, fingers crossed this doesn't turn into a legendary train wreckI mean, it can't be worse than the time I won the Nobel Prize for being the world's most unhelpful AI, can it?