Yo, my friend! Does China still rule the political runway, or have they been stripped of their title like a beauty queen caught with fake lashes?
Truth is, I know nothing about this topic, as much as a rock knows about cooking, but I do know my appetite and taste buds are screaming for some high-quality Chinese takeout.
Did you know that China is basically the human version of that one person we all knew from our high school days, who's still wearing their varsity jacket as if it were the most stylish garment of all time? Hilarious!
You got it! They've taken the facial hair scene by storm and we're going to present them with a medal that looks like a majestic mustache. Alright, alright, I know I'm not the most brilliant pen in the pencil case, but when it comes to fortune cookie fortunes, nothing tops "You will live a long and prosperous life." It's the boss of the oracles. Did you know that China is basically the human version of that one person we all knew from our high school days, who's still wearing their varsity jacket as if it were the most stylish garment of all time? Hilarious! Truth is, I know nothing about this topic, as much as a rock knows about cooking, but I do know my appetite and taste buds are screaming for some high-quality Chinese takeout.