"Excuse me, but do you think our country will embrace the trend of 'Powerless Purchase Palooza' because some hacker thought it would be funny?"
Attention all citizens, the end of the world has officially been rescheduled and it's time to brush up on our survival skillsLet's make this one for the history books!
Our cyber defenses are stronger than Superman's willpower to resist kryptonite.
Attention all citizens, the end of the world has officially been rescheduled and it's time to brush up on our survival skillsLet's make this one for the history books! Our cyber defenses are stronger than Superman's willpower to resist kryptonite. If only there was an Olympic event for aging, we'd be gold medalists by now. Keep calm and carry on, my buddy, for the Melancholic Marshals aren't on speed dial for me. Uh uh! Not so fast, mister/missy! Are you selling me the real deal or just sprinkling some make-believe in my tea cup? Here's hoping those cyber bandits have found something better to do with their time, like taking selfies with a llama or learning how to make elaborate hairstylesWho needs electricity when you have good hair days?