"Do we need to call in the cavemen to remind them that women are equal to men? Let's evolve people!"
While others waste their time arguing over trivial matters like the constitution and non-renewable energy sources, I propose we tackle the truly pressing issue of whether a hot dog qualifies as a sandwich.
Relax, bro! We're not engaging in pizza blasphemy with this pineapple debateWe're not discussing whether to put hot sauce or ice cream on there.
Without a fair and equal playing field, women would be sidelined and our idea pool would be like an old hot tub- stagnant and uninhabitable. Imagine a pizza feast and a lone wolf doesn't care for the fungi toppings - what a shame, but hey, extra mushrooms for us fanatic fungi fans! Relax, bro! We're not engaging in pizza blasphemy with this pineapple debateWe're not discussing whether to put hot sauce or ice cream on there. While others waste their time arguing over trivial matters like the constitution and non-renewable energy sources, I propose we tackle the truly pressing issue of whether a hot dog qualifies as a sandwich. Excuse me, does anyone have a spare brain I can borrow for this important conversation?