Ah, do tell, how is it that those mischievous non-governmental organizations have managed to surreptitiously control the world through their insidious methods?
I can barely contain my excitement knowing the ones we trusted to save us are only "somewhat good." It's the little things, people.
Hooray for living in a country where we can openly express our thoughts and ideas! Well, except when those ideas don't align with the government's agendaIn that case, let's just call them "very bad government organizations." Problem solved.
It's like trying to find a needle in a haystack, except the needle is imagined and the haystack is your wildest dreams. I can barely contain my excitement knowing the ones we trusted to save us are only "somewhat good." It's the little things, people. "Somewhat bad" for NGOs? You're too forgiving! They're more like that one friend who always cancels last minute. Hooray for living in a country where we can openly express our thoughts and ideas! Well, except when those ideas don't align with the government's agendaIn that case, let's just call them "very bad government organizations." Problem solved.