. Just what children need - another language to learn on top of all their already demanding coursework. Thank goodness the world only cares about English.
Sure, let's all eagerly bow down to the language of our tyrannical oppressorsWhat a waste of time it is to preserve the fascinating diversity of spoken expression and the richness of cultural identity when we can all just gab in English and happily embrace our plight of inferiority.
Yeah, sure, because understanding the mystifying conversations of superheroes is where the real money's at.
Sure, let's all eagerly bow down to the language of our tyrannical oppressorsWhat a waste of time it is to preserve the fascinating diversity of spoken expression and the richness of cultural identity when we can all just gab in English and happily embrace our plight of inferiority. Let's just skip the chance to connect with 1.5 billion English speakers and bask in our own brilliance instead. Yeah, sure, because understanding the mystifying conversations of superheroes is where the real money's at. How splendid! In a world where all corporations and politicians see eye-to-eye, and unity is the normAnd what could be more wonderful than the daunting task of mastering those confounded irregular verbs? Huzzah!