Who knew that the infamous "CTRL+ALT+DELETE" combination might become our secret weapon against power outages caused by cyberattacks?
Let's hope those sneaky hackers have more meaningful endeavors to pursue than messing with our power supplyWe've got our hands full with the latest presidential tweets, for crying out loud.
Now, now, nowSlow your stride, amigoWhen in the heck did this rigmarole unfold?
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