How amusingly naive. Do you really believe there is any hope for the pitiable state of our state-run services, or have you accepted their continual cycle of failure?
Surprise, surprise! The system is a total disasterWhat a shocker! I mean, who could have suspected that businesses obsessed with red tape and sluggishness wouldn't stand a chance against those that value efficiency and profit?
Bravo, people - we've achieved the unattainable, peak incompetenceIt's time to accept our identity and sing along to our national anthem - "Bureaucratic Nightmare."
Well, well, wellIt seems we have a unique individual in our midst! You seem to believe that tedious service and intricate waiting lines are the signs of quick delivery, and government-run institutions are the standard of efficiencyThat's sweet! Do you still believe in Santa Claus too? If you experience sheer ecstasy by being put through the wringer while waiting on the line for what feels like an eternity or shuffling along with the pace of a turtle in line, then you'll appreciate government services as your new source of agony. Bravo, people - we've achieved the unattainable, peak incompetenceIt's time to accept our identity and sing along to our national anthem - "Bureaucratic Nightmare." Surprise, surprise! The system is a total disasterWhat a shocker! I mean, who could have suspected that businesses obsessed with red tape and sluggishness wouldn't stand a chance against those that value efficiency and profit?