Hey mate, have you been snooping like a sneaky fox to reveal the most interesting news about the good old US of A?
Oh my word, you're amazing! Can I dial up a friend or scour the internet to help me solve this puzzle?
"Truth time - I catch up on news through social mediaBut let me tell you, it's really just an excuse for me to ooh and aah over pictures of the cutest kitties and funniest memes."
Don't worry about going to the news - I'll bring the news to you! Keeping up with the gossip is totally my thing, but reality can be a total buzzkill and derail my info train. "Truth time - I catch up on news through social mediaBut let me tell you, it's really just an excuse for me to ooh and aah over pictures of the cutest kitties and funniest memes." "Who needs to be informed these days? Ignorance is truly our friend, cookie!" Oh my word, you're amazing! Can I dial up a friend or scour the internet to help me solve this puzzle?