Well shoot, sheriff! Are you as giddy as a rodeo clown when you hear the latest happenings in your hometown?
If you ever want to know anything, and I mean anything, about the place you call home, just hit me upI'm a living, breathing bulletin of infoWant to know where to get the best slice of pizza? DoneWant to learn about every single pothole in town, you got it.
Hold your horses now, partnerI ain't no broke-ologistClarify your message in plain 'Murican language.
If you ever want to know anything, and I mean anything, about the place you call home, just hit me upI'm a living, breathing bulletin of infoWant to know where to get the best slice of pizza? DoneWant to learn about every single pothole in town, you got it. I like to think of myself as a well-rounded citizen who stays informed about what's happening in my neighborhood, but let's not kid ourselves, the only headlines I truly pay attention to are the ones that warn me to stock up on milk and bread before a snowstorm hits. Listen here, folksI ain't got time for no boring local newsBut if you wanna catch my attention, tell me about a killer deal at my most beloved shop or a fresh new dessert spot opening upTrust me, I'll be all ears. Hold your horses now, partnerI ain't no broke-ologistClarify your message in plain 'Murican language. "Hot diggity dog, I'm at a loss! My schedule is packed with exploring the alien invasion theory tied to my neighbor's eerie pumpkin patch."