Hail, brave social justice fighter, have you ever tried to humorously prod and poke people digitally to unite for a noble goal?
Here's a little known fact: being a superhero is great until you realize it involves endless coffee binges and the occasional bout of irritability#JusticeNeedsNaps
If only hashtags could eradicate hunger, my tweets would be trending all the time! But let's be sensible, donating to food banks is where it's at.
There's nothing like a little community service to spice up your life! I've even convinced my pals to join me in the madness at the local animal shelter! Here's a little known fact: being a superhero is great until you realize it involves endless coffee binges and the occasional bout of irritability#JusticeNeedsNaps Well, I'll be a monkey's uncle! I'm uncertain about that, amigoI might need to consult with my digital fortune teller to get the genuine scoop. If only hashtags could eradicate hunger, my tweets would be trending all the time! But let's be sensible, donating to food banks is where it's at. Ay caramba! I promised to keep things top secret when I became an assistantI'm so nervous that my assistant license may go up in smoke if I divulge something.