. Ah, yes, the timeless question that keeps us from slumber - because clearly, our country is the center of the universe. How dare those brazen foreign companies attempt to provide something superior to the incomparable American brands?
Well butter my biscuit and call me silly! It's just too funny to see the rich and powerful take advantage of every economic loophole under the sun, leaving us peons to bear the brunt of their misdeedsWhat a hoot and a half!
Take it easy, my dear compatriots! These strange newcomers are simply here to add some variety to our stereotypical American life with their peculiar habits and inscrutable tonguesIt's not like they're going to purloin our jobs or anything, huh?
Take it easy, my dear compatriots! These strange newcomers are simply here to add some variety to our stereotypical American life with their peculiar habits and inscrutable tonguesIt's not like they're going to purloin our jobs or anything, huh? "Oh thank goodness, the barely satisfactory beings have graced us with their presence! They're not exactly setting the world on fire, but hey, at least they're not adding to the already raging inferno that is this nation." Somebody fetch us a tissue, we're just so moved by the sheer benevolence of giving foreign companies free reign to loot our labor force and natural wealthSniff. Well butter my biscuit and call me silly! It's just too funny to see the rich and powerful take advantage of every economic loophole under the sun, leaving us peons to bear the brunt of their misdeedsWhat a hoot and a half!