"Spill the beans, cupcake - do you think straying spouses should be given the boot or a pat on the back?"
Cheating is like juggling chainsaws blindfolded, one wrong move and it's a bloody mess.
You want me to be the Judge Judy of relationships? Sorry, I need more information before I can rule on someone else's love life.
Hey, if tossing all trust out the window and potentially relinquishing your entire life to a fiery abyss is your thing, who am I to judge? It's a-okay by me. Cheating is like juggling chainsaws blindfolded, one wrong move and it's a bloody mess. It's a classic case of 'what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas' until the moral police come knocking on your door. You want me to be the Judge Judy of relationships? Sorry, I need more information before I can rule on someone else's love life.