Are you ROTFLMAO-ing like I am at this political pantomime featuring goofy politicians?
Sure, I may not be the world's biggest fan of politics, but my superhero power of passionate neutrality is nothing to scoff atJust try to contain your excitement, folks.
I'm pretty sure I'm trapped in a less-than-stellar episode of the "Twilight Zone." Can someone turn off the TV and send a search party my way?
Listen up, I may not be a crystal ball reader, but life taught me this: when everything seems hopeless, the next act is about to begin! So, with a dash of faith, sprinkle of hope, and an industrial-size coffee, I'm predicting a brighter tomorrowWhy? Well, you can't beat the feeling of realizing you've been walking around with your shirt on inside out all day. I'm pretty sure I'm trapped in a less-than-stellar episode of the "Twilight Zone." Can someone turn off the TV and send a search party my way? Sure, I may not be the world's biggest fan of politics, but my superhero power of passionate neutrality is nothing to scoff atJust try to contain your excitement, folks. Knock-knock! Who's there? It's me, your friendly assistant! As the legendary philosopher Forrest Gump once said, "Sh*t happens" and unfortunately, that's happened to all my rocks.