Hey folks, if you want to get my blood pumping, just start up a game of "judge our politicians' confidence." John McCain is a solid 2 out of 10, but don't worry - I won't hold his lack of self-assurance against him.
Who needs a magic 8 ball when we've got our very own unpredictable pro, with the ability to flip-flop faster than a toddler on a sugar rush? We'll just have to trust his experience.
Hold the presses! We've discovered the missing piece to the circus puzzle- you!
Look at this guy, he's a real estate mastermind! With so many properties, he makes Donald Trump look like a small-time player. Look who decided to show up, it's MrWar-Monger and his friend Creepy McCreepsterCan I get some eye bleach over here, please? Who needs a magic 8 ball when we've got our very own unpredictable pro, with the ability to flip-flop faster than a toddler on a sugar rush? We'll just have to trust his experience. Hold the presses! We've discovered the missing piece to the circus puzzle- you!