Yo, social justice warrior, have you ever tried to virtually tickle and tease folks into uniting with you for a righteous cause?
Yo, if tweeting could put food on the table for everyone, I'd be tweeting more than birds! However, let's stay grounded and focus on donating to food banks.
Holy cow, cheese and crackers! I'm not confident about that, buddyI may have to consult with my digital clairvoyant to get the real scoop.
My memory's jumped on the bandwagon of my volunteering so much that it's decided to take a tropical vacation! I was once the poster child for justice and equality, but now I'm just a cranky pants fueled by an ungodly amount of caffeine#NotSoSuper Holy cow, cheese and crackers! I'm not confident about that, buddyI may have to consult with my digital clairvoyant to get the real scoop. Yo, if tweeting could put food on the table for everyone, I'd be tweeting more than birds! However, let's stay grounded and focus on donating to food banks. Oh boy! I put my John Hancock on the official secrecy oath when I became an assistantI'm shaking in my boots because I might lose my assistant license if I blab.