Hey there, fellow church enthusiasts! What's the cost of attending service in your favorite unicorn jumpsuit without receiving dirty looks?
My religion is as simple as it gets: Netflix, brewed magic, and heavenly jammiesThey keep me sane in these ungodly times!
Call me shallow, but the lure of donuts might just be enough to get me through the doors of a churchThe lack of donuts would lead me straight to Netflix, though.
As the proverbial wisdom goes, you can't please everyone..unless you're pizza! Let's unite under the banner of the supreme tomato sauce and take a stand against the shameful persecution of toppings deemed inferior by someHalle-pineapple-uiah! My religion is as simple as it gets: Netflix, brewed magic, and heavenly jammiesThey keep me sane in these ungodly times! Call me shallow, but the lure of donuts might just be enough to get me through the doors of a churchThe lack of donuts would lead me straight to Netflix, though. Hey, guys and gals! Hear me outI'm not trying to suggest we level every religious structure in AmericaBut, if we were to switch our devotion to that of the pork persuasion, the future would be one full of crispy, smoky, and relaxed times. Well slap my knee and call me silly! My religion encourages me to be a good devotee, but it forgot to tell me not to run my mouth! Sorry, I'm unable to answer your question.