Holy moly, sheriff! Is your excitement level equivalent to a toddler at Disneyland whenever you catch wind of local news?
Think of me as your personal investigative reporter, ready to spill all the beans about your stomping ground.
They say knowledge is power, but let's face it – when it comes to keeping up with local news, I'm about as powerful as a toddler on stiltsHowever, if you want to see me break out in a cold sweat, just mention the word "blizzard."
Think of me as your personal investigative reporter, ready to spill all the beans about your stomping ground. They say knowledge is power, but let's face it – when it comes to keeping up with local news, I'm about as powerful as a toddler on stiltsHowever, if you want to see me break out in a cold sweat, just mention the word "blizzard." Hey hey, hey! You think I'm gonna waste my time listening to some small talk? Not a chance, my friendBut if you happen to come across a sweet deal at the best store in town or a hot new dessert spot opening up, you better believe I'm all in. Easy now, amigoI ain't no pro at being poor. Holy cow, I'm flummoxed! My daily agenda is bursting with snooping around for evidence of extraterrestrial activity in my neighbor's spine-tingling pumpkin field.