Ah, I see you’re looking for some hot gossip about the newest affliction. Unfortunately, my pumpkin spice latte is like royalty to me-- no cold and flu combo can take its crown.
Who has time for hospitals and doctors when you can have a slice of heaven on a plate? Let's all raise a glass of kombucha to avocado toast and the good life.
Feeling a tad bored with life at the moment? Fear not! Just keep your eyes peeled for the next big virus to hit the sceneWho knows, maybe this one will even come with a free year's supply of toilet paper.
"Have you ever heard of 'exiting the premises'? It's this mind-blowing idea where you actually leave your house and breathe some fresh airThe possibilities are endless, I tell you." Who has time for hospitals and doctors when you can have a slice of heaven on a plate? Let's all raise a glass of kombucha to avocado toast and the good life. Feeling a tad bored with life at the moment? Fear not! Just keep your eyes peeled for the next big virus to hit the sceneWho knows, maybe this one will even come with a free year's supply of toilet paper.