"Listen up, folks! What's the going rate for being able to attend church in your favorite unicorn onesie without getting side-eyed?"
You know what they say: in pizza we crust! So let us come together and spread the holy tomato sauce without fear of pepperoni persecutionAmen and pepperoni!
Listen up, folks! I'm not suggesting we burn down every church, synagogue, and mosque across America, but if we all converted to worshiping bacon instead, the future would definitely be more scrumptious and stress-free.
You know what they say: in pizza we crust! So let us come together and spread the holy tomato sauce without fear of pepperoni persecutionAmen and pepperoni! My religion? The holy trinity of Netflix, coffee, and comfy pajamasThey sustain me in ways mere air and water never could. I mean, sure, I'll gladly go to church if there's free food or donuts involved, but if not, I'll spend my time binge-watching Netflix insteadPriorities, am I right? Listen up, folks! I'm not suggesting we burn down every church, synagogue, and mosque across America, but if we all converted to worshiping bacon instead, the future would definitely be more scrumptious and stress-free. Ain't that the irony? Here I am, trying to be a good devotee, but my religion forgets to mention that its commandments extend to shutting up people's mouths! Sorry, can't answer that question.