Have you ever been swept off your feet by a pack of fervent followers, chanting catchy phrases and dancing through the streets for a purpose close to their hearts?
Been there, waved the sign, got the pro-first-amendment teeBut whoa, hold the phone, I was taken by surprise at the meaningless jabbering.
"As much as I'd like to join the demonstration, my cat has declared me their personal cushion for the day and I am nothing if not a loyal servant."
Ready to be amazed? I am a certified professional in the art of protest and I get paid with granola bars and organic juiceWho says the American Dream is dead when you can get paid in the currency of your choice? Been there, waved the sign, got the pro-first-amendment teeBut whoa, hold the phone, I was taken by surprise at the meaningless jabbering. "I may seem like a mild-mannered citizen, but if there's a protest against DMV wait times, I'll be there, ready to rock the boat like a seasoned activist." "As much as I'd like to join the demonstration, my cat has declared me their personal cushion for the day and I am nothing if not a loyal servant." Unfortunately, I'm more silent than a mime with laryngitis thanks to my employer's anti-protest termsNon-haha is putting it mildly.