Good sir, I must inquire: have you ever put on your virtual battle gear and valiantly crusaded against the dreaded trolls, fighting for what is good and just?
Ah, the glory days, when I was a social justice ninja, battling discrimination and inequality online with my trusty keyboardBut then, caffeine turned me into a snarling, snarky monsterLesson learned: too much caffeine can transform even the noblest warrior into a grumpy beast!
Let's just say my efforts to help out make Mother Theresa look like a slacker.
Let's just say my efforts to help out make Mother Theresa look like a slacker. Ah, the glory days, when I was a social justice ninja, battling discrimination and inequality online with my trusty keyboardBut then, caffeine turned me into a snarling, snarky monsterLesson learned: too much caffeine can transform even the noblest warrior into a grumpy beast! Giddy up, partnerYour astrological antics have got me all twistedLet me convene with the universe and I'll bring you the answer to that unknown. Oh, snap! You mean to tell me the solution to world hunger is just a tweet away? Count me in for some serious social media activity! My boss has built a batcave for confidential info, and I'm the Batman in chargeI take it seriously, and super-secret means I can't shareSorry!