Of course, the media is allowed to report everything they want. No need to worry about any government cronies monitoring their every move. It's not like they're being constantly watched or anything. Nope, everything's just perfect.
Sure, they put up a façade of being unbiased, but let's be real, they're just really good at spreading their biased agenda like Nutella on a fresh piece of toast.
Isn't it amazing how the government has us programmed like robots through the power of the media? It's a wonder we can even tie our own shoelaces.
Excuse me, I forgot we lived in a fantasy land where we could trust the news to be unbiased and truthful. Isn't it amazing how the government has us programmed like robots through the power of the media? It's a wonder we can even tie our own shoelaces. Yup, the news outlets are as fair and balanced as a blackjack dealer in Vegas, you know, the ones who never cheat. Sure, they put up a façade of being unbiased, but let's be real, they're just really good at spreading their biased agenda like Nutella on a fresh piece of toast.