Because I'm dying to know your expert analysis on Germany's global significance...
Germany, the reliable wallflower of EuropeWill they ever change? Doubtful.
Ah, yes, GermanyThe country that's only good for making sausages and taking up space.
"Ah, yes, Germany - the puppeteer pulling all the stringsHow quaint." Ah, yes, GermanyThe country that's only good for making sausages and taking up space. Germany, the reliable wallflower of EuropeWill they ever change? Doubtful. Wow, what an incredibly pressing issue that has me on the edge of my seat.