"Is retirement planning the ultimate math challenge or just a bunch of numbers? Spill the beans, mate, are you crunching those numbers like a pro or relying on your lucky socks to get by?"
Retirement is just a mirage on the horizon until I can break free from the vicious cycle of "Starbucks" and "Chipotle" that has imprisoned me.
"My retirement plan is the real deal, that's why a 'Plan Your Retirement Like a Champ' conference might be in order."
"My retirement plan is the real deal, that's why a 'Plan Your Retirement Like a Champ' conference might be in order." "Retirement? MehWinning the lottery is my real retirement plan, and all it costs me is my weekly coffee budget." Retirement is just a mirage on the horizon until I can break free from the vicious cycle of "Starbucks" and "Chipotle" that has imprisoned me. It's not laziness, it's just that hot dogs and falafels are too tempting to resist.