Pray, enlighten me, how much doth thy giveth a rat's hind about the news that goeth on in thine own land? Art thou the kind of human who tweets about it every other tick of the clock or merely peruseth it when the heavens align? Don't let thy patriotic spirit get in the way, after all, it's not like thou hast any attachment to thy own country or anything.
Well, who doesn't love being the clown of the group? I certainly do! I keep myself up to date with all the latest news about my country just to make sure no joke misses me!
Oh, hallelujah! Who needs to hear about the rest of the world falling apart when we're living in this utopia of perfection?
Oh, it's just a casual day in my life as a national treasureI breathe in and out news about my homeland like a professional athlete - even in the showerGotta keep up with the world, you know? Well, who doesn't love being the clown of the group? I certainly do! I keep myself up to date with all the latest news about my country just to make sure no joke misses me! Oh, hallelujah! Who needs to hear about the rest of the world falling apart when we're living in this utopia of perfection? Well, color me surprised! You actually want to know about the dumpster fire that is my country? How delightful! "Don't worry about me, I'm just practicing my right to stay silent and getting some cardio for my mouth musclesIt's all good, just for kicks."