"Hey, have you heard about those extremist nincompoops trying to mess with our beloved homeland? Yeah, good luck with that."
"When it comes to dealing with Islamic extremists, it's like trying to persuade a Kardashian to go makeup-free - good luck with that."
Stick a fork in us, my dudes, because these squads are charging towards us like a pack of hangry children at a birthday party.
Stick a fork in us, my dudes, because these squads are charging towards us like a pack of hangry children at a birthday party. I'm not worried about those fanatics; they're about as dangerous as a hamster with a machine gun. "When it comes to dealing with Islamic extremists, it's like trying to persuade a Kardashian to go makeup-free - good luck with that."