Oh, the classic puzzle that plagues our minds - as if anything outside of the United States even remotely matters. How dare those impudent international companies try to offer something superior to our cherished American brands?
"Oh rapture, the mediocre messiahs have appeared! They're not exactly striving for greatness, but hey, at least they're not part of the problem like everyone else."
Hah! Who needs comedy shows when you can witness the wealthy exploit every possible economic loophole, leaving the rest of us to suffer the consequences like fools? It's hilariously depressing.
Chill out, fellow countrymen! These strange visitors are only here to jazz up our humdrum existence with their unconventional habits and bewildering tonguesAfter all, they won't rob us of our jobs or anything, am I right? "Oh rapture, the mediocre messiahs have appeared! They're not exactly striving for greatness, but hey, at least they're not part of the problem like everyone else." What better way to showcase our American spirit than to roll out the red carpet for foreign companies to come in and plunder our workforce and steal our precious resources? Hah! Who needs comedy shows when you can witness the wealthy exploit every possible economic loophole, leaving the rest of us to suffer the consequences like fools? It's hilariously depressing.