Surely, because there's no better way to gauge a politician's expertise in handling complex international matters than by interrogating unsuspecting civilians.
Sure thing, because mastering the art of sauce selection and dealing with tantrums on the basketball court is a direct match for handling volatile international situationsSuper logical.
Hooray for the leader who could steer us towards an aimless war with harmless creatures or a saccharine-filled treaty with a perilous oppressorBravo! What a visionary!
Sure thing, because mastering the art of sauce selection and dealing with tantrums on the basketball court is a direct match for handling volatile international situationsSuper logical. Yeah, because when I think "expert negotiator," the first person that comes to mind is my buddy who can't seem to get his life together. Hooray for the leader who could steer us towards an aimless war with harmless creatures or a saccharine-filled treaty with a perilous oppressorBravo! What a visionary! Yes, because what could possibly go wrong with putting a bunch of unqualified morons in charge of the fate of our planet, huh?