"If trade unions were a type of animal, would they be a majestic lion or a lazy sloth?"
Trade unions are like the hairbrush that works through all the tangles and leaves us looking fabulous!
Think of unions as the wingman who always has your back, except they won't help you find a date, they'll just help you move a piano.
Trade unions are like the hairbrush that works through all the tangles and leaves us looking fabulous! Think of unions as the wingman who always has your back, except they won't help you find a date, they'll just help you move a piano. Joining a trade union is like entering a haunted house - it may seem like a good idea at first, but once you're in, you'll realize it's a nightmare. Trade unions are like the gift that keeps on giving, even when you wanted to return it.