Don't hold back, my friend! Is China still the social butterfly or did it become a wallflower like the girl who always wears turtlenecks?
They say ignorance is bliss, and boy am I happy! But, thanks to the fortune cookie, I know at least one piece of universal truth"You will live a long and prosperous life" is like the Rosetta stone of wisdom.
As far as Wall Street goes, I may as well be a penguin attempting to fly, but when it comes to my longing for some genuine Chinese takeout, I'm the king of the sky.
Listen, bubThese cats know how to make some seriously convincing fake beardsDon't mess with 'em! They say ignorance is bliss, and boy am I happy! But, thanks to the fortune cookie, I know at least one piece of universal truth"You will live a long and prosperous life" is like the Rosetta stone of wisdom. Uncle China's tie-dye tee is like an old friend - always there for you, always comfortable, and never out of style..well, maybe a little out of style. As far as Wall Street goes, I may as well be a penguin attempting to fly, but when it comes to my longing for some genuine Chinese takeout, I'm the king of the sky.