Have you counted all the gray hairs on your head yet? That should give you a rough estimate of how much retirement stress you've endured.
Retirement planning? You must be kidding! My only plan is to follow tasty food trucks around the country.
I'm about as sure of my retirement plan as a chihuahua is comfortable in a tutu.
I'm feeling so confident about my retirement prep skills, I think I should host a seminar and put all those old folks to shame. I'm about as sure of my retirement plan as a chihuahua is comfortable in a tutu. Listen, once I kick my addiction to Pumpkin Spice Lattes and burrito bowls, I'm hightailing it to my own private island, and you're all invited to visit..as long as you bring me Starbucks gift cards. Retirement planning? You must be kidding! My only plan is to follow tasty food trucks around the country.