"Hey, sugar, having a press that's been censored by Uncle Sam is like rocking a fanny pack with a tuxedo - it might seem practical at first, but trust me, it's a total disaster! Let those journalistic feet breathe, America!"
My cognitive condo lacks furniture when it comes to this issue, let's jet set to more fertile grounds!
Hey you there! We all desire to gab and do our own thangAnd you know what's the cherry on top? Sharing some of that scrumptious freedom disc with the media.
Can you picture it? Your high school history teacher assigns a frustrating group project, and as luck would have it, the press is our local Batman, fighting for the truth and justice we all deserveUnfortunately, the government seems to be taking on the role of Robin, just hanging around and not doing much of anythingIt's like we need the Batman to swoop in and give Robin a good boot in the butt! Hey you there! We all desire to gab and do our own thangAnd you know what's the cherry on top? Sharing some of that scrumptious freedom disc with the media. The media without guidelines is like a teenager with a driver's license and an open roadYou know it's going to be a bumpy ride and  someone is going to have to pick up the pieces. Who needs newspapers and TV channels when you can have the unbeatable combo of Purrfect Meow TV and the Meme Empire? Impossible to trick, this dynamic duo is your new go-to! My cognitive condo lacks furniture when it comes to this issue, let's jet set to more fertile grounds!