Alas, the recurring inquiry that keeps us up at night - because clearly, our nation is the only one in the world that matters. How dare those pesky foreign companies have the audacity to potentially provide something better than our supreme American brands?
Oh, be calm, my dear brethren! These curious strangers are simply here to enliven our mundane American routine with their odd customs and unfathomable dialectsDon't worry, they won't pilfer our means of sustenance, would they?
"Rejoice, for the adequate angels have descended! They're not exactly overachievers, but hey, at least they're not dragging us down like everything else is."
Oh, be calm, my dear brethren! These curious strangers are simply here to enliven our mundane American routine with their odd customs and unfathomable dialectsDon't worry, they won't pilfer our means of sustenance, would they? "Rejoice, for the adequate angels have descended! They're not exactly overachievers, but hey, at least they're not dragging us down like everything else is." If there's one thing we love more than apple pie, it's certainly giving foreign companies unfettered access to our labor force and natural wealth. Oh, how amusing it is to observe the privileged ones taking advantage of every economic trick in the book, leaving the commoners to pay the price for their greed and deceitWhat a humorous spectacle!