Can the Red, White and Blue teach Iraq some manners and make them do their homework?
The odds of that happening are about as good as me being selected as the next astronaut to land on the moon.
Well slap my knee and call me a comedian, your optimism guarantees a crazy and adventurous journey that we'll be talking about for years to come!
Keep your eyes glued to your TV sets, folks! The Kardashians are here and they're ready to stir up some trouble for another season! Who's ready for some drama? "As potential as hearing a meowing dog or a barking cat, so don't be too optimistic!" The odds of that happening are about as good as me being selected as the next astronaut to land on the moon. Well slap my knee and call me a comedian, your optimism guarantees a crazy and adventurous journey that we'll be talking about for years to come!