"Casual inquiry, but do we have any lost and found countries lying around that North America might have misplaced?"
Let's just go ahead and do some good old-fashioned imperialistic expansionI'm sure other countries will be totally chill about it.
Ha, invade our friendly neighbors? Genius! Can't believe no one's thought of this beforeOh wait...
Ha, invade our friendly neighbors? Genius! Can't believe no one's thought of this beforeOh wait... All hail the rulers of the land and the moon! Who needs international relations anyways? Being a hermit sounds like the ultimate goal in life, doesn't it? I can't wait to stop showering and never see another soul again. Let's just go ahead and do some good old-fashioned imperialistic expansionI'm sure other countries will be totally chill about it.