WINDAS 98 BROOKLYN Edition    Dear  Consumas:       It has come ta our attention dat a  coupola copies of the WINDOWS  98/BROOKLYN EDITION may have accidentally bin  shipped outsida Broooklyn.
If  ya got one a dese, you may need some help  understandin' da commands.
Da Brooklyn edition may  be recognized by da unique openin' screen.
It reads: "WINDAS 98," wit a  background picture of Grand Army Plaza.
When  you start da program,  instead of da usual "harpy, stringy" music, you hear da  teme from da  Godfadda.
It is also shipped wit a Sopranos screen sava.
Please also  note:  Recycle Bin is labeled "Staten Island."
* My Computer is called  "My Friggin' Computa."
The Inbox is referred to as "Da Trunk."
Deleted  Items are referred to as "Wacked," "Erased," or "Rubbed Out."
Dial up  Networking is called "Da Bar."
Control Panel is known as the "Da Bosses."
Performin' an "illegal operation" is known as "enhancin' the family   business"  and will actually maximize da program instead of shuttin' it  down.
Hard Drive is referred to as "Da BQE Rush Hour."
** Instead of  an error message a "You ain't gonna friggin' believe dis!"
pops  up.
CHANGES IN TERMINOLOGY IN DA BROOKLYN EDITION:         OK...................Sure ting         Cancel...........Fugetaboutit         Reset.............Start Ova         Yes.................Yeah         No...................Nah         Find................Put a contract out on         Browse..........Get a looksee         Back...............U toin         Help................(Help ain't available  -yous

WINDAS 98 BROOKLYN Edition
