 So this is CES Unveiled 2017. Unveiled is the big party the night before CES begins. It's really just a Vegas ballroom stuffed with weird gadgets, strange people. You have some just completely ridiculous stuff and some people who are fun to talk to about it. This man is just showing his nipples off. What is he demonstrating? I'm going to not ask what this is but just assume this man is lactating and measuring the amount of his discharge. And I congratulate him for that. What is this thing here? So this is the U by Moe Digital Shower. It's the first Wi-Fi and cloud-based digital shower in the marketplace. Possible to prank a loved one by jacking the temperature way up. What is this now? This is what we call a smart shoe too. It's an auto-lacing shoe. This is the most aggressive definition of lacing I've ever seen in my life. Yes, and it talks to you. It talks? Yes. What does it have to say? It will tell you the way you are walking, if your posture is fine or not. You're walking like a real jerk. Take a few more steps, you fat ass. We're currently in search of my favorite feature of Unveiled every year, which is the official CES Ice Luge. It tastes like your prom, which is just like Sprite, Kool-Aid and vodka. Here we go. Cheers. Mr. Newton. Cheers. Every year it just tastes like regret. I have a recurring nightmare that I show up to CES and I'm not wearing any pants. We found a man who's living it. I want you to meet Arthur Minard. What are these boxers doing? Those spots and boxes are the boxers of the future. They're high-tech boxers which protects your manhood from cell phone and Wi-Fi radiation. I think this business takes a lot of balls, so I congratulate. We're looking at a hovering selfie cam. It's basically a drone for selfies and bars. It's everything I've ever dreamed of. It takes the guesswork out of taking a selfie. Is it safe? Yeah, it's safe. It's very safe. When I launch it, it will just spin around and try to find me. I'm just going to get that guy. It's okay. It loves that guy. He loves him. Did you tell him? I heard a story that is a perfect CES story, an exhibitor of intelligent underpants was not allowed to be exhibiting, and so he got kicked out. Meanwhile, intrepid reporter Ben Popper of theverge.com has his own pair on and he's just wandering around and the guy who owns the pair is gone. He's literally an underpants bandit. Ben! You stole the underpants, man! I'm trying to give them back and they got kicked out. You've just got illegal pants? I've got electromagnetic pants, my friends. Alright. Always an adventure at CES Unveiled 2017. Aiding and abetting a felony here at CES 2017. Alright, great.
 So this is CES Unveiled 2017.
 Unveiled is the big party the night before CES begins.
 It's really just a Vegas ballroom stuffed with weird gadgets, strange people.
 You have some just completely ridiculous stuff and some people who are fun to talk to about
 it.
 This man is just showing his nipples off.
 What is he demonstrating?
 I'm going to not ask what this is but just assume this man is lactating and measuring
 the amount of his discharge.
 And I congratulate him for that.
 What is this thing here?
 So this is the U by Moe Digital Shower.
 It's the first Wi-Fi and cloud-based digital shower in the marketplace.
 Possible to prank a loved one by jacking the temperature way up.
 What is this now?
 This is what we call a smart shoe too.
 It's an auto-lacing shoe.
 This is the most aggressive definition of lacing I've ever seen in my life.
 Yes, and it talks to you.
 It talks?
 Yes.
 What does it have to say?
 It will tell you the way you are walking, if your posture is fine or not.
 You're walking like a real jerk.
 Take a few more steps, you fat ass.
 We're currently in search of my favorite feature of Unveiled every year, which is the official
 CES Ice Luge.
 It tastes like your prom, which is just like Sprite, Kool-Aid and vodka.
 Here we go.
 Cheers.
 Mr. Newton.
 Cheers.
 Every year it just tastes like regret.
 I have a recurring nightmare that I show up to CES and I'm not wearing any pants.
 We found a man who's living it.
 I want you to meet Arthur Minard.
 What are these boxers doing?
 Those spots and boxes are the boxers of the future.
 They're high-tech boxers which protects your manhood from cell phone and Wi-Fi radiation.
 I think this business takes a lot of balls, so I congratulate.
 We're looking at a hovering selfie cam.
 It's basically a drone for selfies and bars.
 It's everything I've ever dreamed of.
 It takes the guesswork out of taking a selfie.
 Is it safe?
 Yeah, it's safe.
 It's very safe.
 When I launch it, it will just spin around and try to find me.
 I'm just going to get that guy.
 It's okay.
 It loves that guy.
 He loves him.
 Did you tell him?
 I heard a story that is a perfect CES story, an exhibitor of intelligent underpants was
 not allowed to be exhibiting, and so he got kicked out.
 Meanwhile, intrepid reporter Ben Popper of theverge.com has his own pair on and he's
 just wandering around and the guy who owns the pair is gone.
 He's literally an underpants bandit.
 Ben!
 You stole the underpants, man!
 I'm trying to give them back and they got kicked out.
 You've just got illegal pants?
 I've got electromagnetic pants, my friends.
 Alright.
 Always an adventure at CES Unveiled 2017.
 Aiding and abetting a felony here at CES 2017.
 Alright, great.