 Summer's here, but I am not worried because I have here the insanely futuristic Dyson Pure Cool Link fan. It is so hot! It's about the first thing off of Amazon that H Y I don't know is a Honeywell fan. You really expect to get by with a simple fan like that? It's a fan. Your funeral. Listen, this is no ordinary fan. I can see that. It is the Ferrari of fans. That doesn't make sense. It has Wi-Fi, air filtration, and this amazing bladeless design. None of that is necessary. Fair, but it is incredible. I'm able to turn this on, have my air filtered for allergens and dirt, get nice cool air flowing through my home, stay a little bit cooler myself, and receive stats via a connected app. Mine can turn side to side. So can mine. I also have 10 airspeed settings and the ability to schedule my fan turns on and off every day. Okay, mine only has five airspeed settings, but look I felt yours. It's not that fast. It's exactly as fast as it needs to be. To what? Lightly cool the home through extra airflow. Okay, fine. It's, look, it works. It's great, but you're leaving something out. Hardly. Really? What's the price? What? The price? It's like five... What's that? Five... five... it's like five hundred dollars. Okay, yeah, this is fifty dollars and does the exact same thing. I wouldn't expect you to understand. This thing looks like it came off of a spaceship. He used technology that I can only assume was derived from the Roswell crash, you know, back in 47, to push air out like magic. No blades. There aren't like blades in the base, maybe? I wouldn't know. Okay, because I've heard that thing and it's still pretty loud. Just turn the speed down my man. Ten settings. But that's the whole point. It's summer. I'm hot. I bought a fan. It's summer and I bought a thing to cool down. It's not like yours is any quieter. Well, I'll use the extra money to buy some headphones. By the way, bladed fans are also very dangerous. Mine are covered. And hideous. Your design is not that cool. Oh really? Okay, it's pretty cool. If you're a sensible human being with five hundred dollars to spare, there is no simpler decision than buying the Dyson Pure Cooling Fan for the summer. And it works great in the winter as an air purifier. You know how bad the allergens get. Yeah. What? Look, I'll admit, being able to filter out dirt is pretty cool. Most fan storages blow that stuff everywhere, which is kind of disgusting. But I could buy an air purifier separately if I want one and it'll still be much cheaper. At the end of the day, this gets me just as cool. Physically cool. Not truly cool. I'm going outside. Okay, Jakes, that's looking really good. You might find it looking super lame. You, though, need to look a little cooler, so I got you a little something. Now you're cool. Cool.
 Summer's here, but I am not worried because I have here the insanely futuristic Dyson Pure Cool Link fan.
 It is so hot!
 It's about the first thing off of Amazon that H Y
 I don't know is a Honeywell fan. You really expect to get by with a simple fan like that? It's a fan.
 Your funeral. Listen, this is no ordinary fan. I can see that.
 It is the Ferrari of fans. That doesn't make sense. It has Wi-Fi, air filtration, and this amazing
 bladeless design. None of that is necessary. Fair, but it is incredible.
 I'm able to turn this on, have my air filtered for allergens and dirt,
 get nice cool air flowing through my home, stay a little bit cooler myself, and receive stats via a connected app.
 Mine can turn side to side.
 So can mine. I also have 10 airspeed settings and the ability to schedule my fan turns on and off every day.
 Okay, mine only has five airspeed settings, but look I felt yours. It's not that fast.
 It's exactly as fast as it needs to be. To what? Lightly cool the home through extra airflow.
 Okay, fine. It's, look, it works. It's great, but you're leaving something out.
 Hardly. Really? What's the price? What? The price?
 It's like five... What's that? Five... five... it's like five hundred dollars.
 Okay, yeah, this is fifty dollars and does the exact same thing.
 I wouldn't expect you to understand. This thing looks like it came off of a spaceship.
 He used technology that I can only assume was derived from the Roswell crash, you know, back in 47, to push air out like magic.
 No blades. There aren't like blades in the base, maybe? I wouldn't know.
 Okay, because I've heard that thing and it's still pretty loud. Just turn the speed down my man. Ten settings.
 But that's the whole point. It's summer. I'm hot. I bought a fan. It's summer and I bought a thing to cool down.
 It's not like yours is any quieter. Well, I'll use the extra money to buy some headphones.
 By the way, bladed fans are also very dangerous. Mine are covered. And hideous. Your design is not that cool. Oh really?
 Okay, it's pretty cool. If you're a sensible human being with five hundred dollars to spare,
 there is no simpler decision than buying the Dyson Pure Cooling Fan for the summer.
 And it works great in the winter as an air purifier. You know how bad the allergens get. Yeah.
 What? Look, I'll admit, being able to filter out dirt is pretty cool. Most fan storages blow that stuff everywhere,
 which is kind of disgusting.
 But I could buy an air purifier
 separately if I want one and it'll still be much cheaper. At the end of the day, this gets me just as cool.
 Physically cool. Not truly cool.
 I'm going outside.
 Okay, Jakes, that's looking really good. You might find it looking super lame. You, though, need to look a little cooler, so I got you a little something.
 Now you're cool. Cool.