 I just had a big couple weeks, probably the biggest weeks of my life I would say. In two weeks I went to the White House and I did a sketch with the First Lady, Michelle Obama. Yeah, just a little sketch with the First Lady. And then after that I went to, I did shows from the Super Bowl in Indianapolis. Yeah, you were on the road. I didn't realize it. I talked to your producer Gavin and he was like, oh we're doing the Super Bowl stuff because I didn't know if you were going to be able to make it for the show. I had no idea what he was talking about. And then I turned on the TV and you're like, no. Thanks for watching, Bob. I appreciate it. No, but I turned on to tune in to watch. Oh, thanks. And there you were. Yeah, so I called you and I asked you, I said, I don't have a, because I have an SLR, I have a giant camera. Yeah. I said, I want one of those tiny cameras you can carry with you that's just awesome. The Verge dot com, let me know what's going down, Josh. Don't disappoint, my man. Tupolsky, you know, J Tops. Tell me what's going down. You said, oh, I'll tell you what's up. Canon PowerShot S100. Now I love Canon. I just want to pause you here. I consulted with every senior editor on the site. I was like, Jimmy wants a point. I trust you. I don't care if you talk. Well, I wanted to make sure that it wasn't crazy. It's coming out of your mouth. I wanted to make sure it wasn't crazy. So here it is. This is it. The Canon S100, right? Yeah, after this one, Canon will never advertise with us. No, by the way, no, we use Canon stuff on our show. No, no, no. Don't glad hand it. The C300 is a pretty impressive piece of art. Just, could you just hold this like you would hold a human being would hold a camera? How would you hold it? What do you mean? Just take it like you're taking a picture. Do you want me to take a picture? Stop right there. Stop, pause. What's the problem? Stop, pause. Well, I don't understand. No, you moved. Pause, stop. What do you want me to do? Stop. Just don't move your fucking hands. Stop it. Put your hands back. No, where they were. Hold the camera. I don't understand. You're going to hold it like a human being. I'm trying to hold it. Pick up the camera and take a picture of me right now. Stop. Your fingers on the fucking flash. So fuck that camera. You're fucking wasting my time. I'm going to take a picture of you. I'm at the White House. I'm at the White House. I mean, who uses a flash? That's never going to happen again, Josh. Who uses a flash? Nobody uses a flash. Who uses a flash? All flash photos look like pornography. You don't use a flash. What are you talking about? Flashes are for, are for, uh, vacuum. I don't know where I was going to be. I was at the Super Bowl. Everything's blurry. I could be anywhere with anyone. I could be at the Blue House. Beautiful photo, no flash. That is just awful. You look a little angry in this one, I'll be honest with you. I'm at the White House.
 I just had a big couple weeks, probably the biggest weeks of my life I would say.
 In two weeks I went to the White House and I did a sketch with the First Lady, Michelle
 Obama.
 Yeah, just a little sketch with the First Lady.
 And then after that I went to, I did shows from the Super Bowl in Indianapolis.
 Yeah, you were on the road.
 I didn't realize it.
 I talked to your producer Gavin and he was like, oh we're doing the Super Bowl stuff
 because I didn't know if you were going to be able to make it for the show.
 I had no idea what he was talking about.
 And then I turned on the TV and you're like, no.
 Thanks for watching, Bob.
 I appreciate it.
 No, but I turned on to tune in to watch.
 Oh, thanks.
 And there you were.
 Yeah, so I called you and I asked you, I said, I don't have a, because I have an SLR, I have
 a giant camera.
 Yeah.
 I said, I want one of those tiny cameras you can carry with you that's just awesome.
 The Verge dot com, let me know what's going down, Josh.
 Don't disappoint, my man.
 Tupolsky, you know, J Tops.
 Tell me what's going down.
 You said, oh, I'll tell you what's up.
 Canon PowerShot S100.
 Now I love Canon.
 I just want to pause you here.
 I consulted with every senior editor on the site.
 I was like, Jimmy wants a point.
 I trust you.
 I don't care if you talk.
 Well, I wanted to make sure that it wasn't crazy.
 It's coming out of your mouth.
 I wanted to make sure it wasn't crazy.
 So here it is.
 This is it.
 The Canon S100, right?
 Yeah, after this one, Canon will never advertise with us.
 No, by the way, no, we use Canon stuff on our show.
 No, no, no.
 Don't glad hand it.
 The C300 is a pretty impressive piece of art.
 Just, could you just hold this like you would hold a human being would hold a camera?
 How would you hold it?
 What do you mean?
 Just take it like you're taking a picture.
 Do you want me to take a picture?
 Stop right there.
 Stop, pause.
 What's the problem?
 Stop, pause.
 Well, I don't understand.
 No, you moved.
 Pause, stop.
 What do you want me to do?
 Stop.
 Just don't move your fucking hands.
 Stop it.
 Put your hands back.
 No, where they were.
 Hold the camera.
 I don't understand.
 You're going to hold it like a human being.
 I'm trying to hold it.
 Pick up the camera and take a picture of me right now.
 Stop.
 Your fingers on the fucking flash.
 So fuck that camera.
 You're fucking wasting my time.
 I'm going to take a picture of you.
 I'm at the White House.
 I'm at the White House.
 I mean, who uses a flash?
 That's never going to happen again, Josh.
 Who uses a flash?
 Nobody uses a flash.
 Who uses a flash?
 All flash photos look like pornography.
 You don't use a flash.
 What are you talking about?
 Flashes are for, are for, uh, vacuum.
 I don't know where I was going to be.
 I was at the Super Bowl.
 Everything's blurry.
 I could be anywhere with anyone.
 I could be at the Blue House.
 Beautiful photo, no flash.
 That is just awful.
 You look a little angry in this one, I'll be honest with you.
 I'm at the White House.