 Last time on the Fast and the Furious, police officer Brian O'Connor went undercover to investigate ex-convict Dominic Toretto and his badass gang of street racers. Their crime? How about stealing the most leisurely treasure yet? Consumer electronics. Race scene! Meanwhile, Brian discovered something so big, so bad it would change his life forever. He had the hots for Dom's sister, Mia. Brian exposed undying passion the only way he knew how, by blowing the cover of an ongoing federal investigation. At the last moment, Brian learned that the truck drivers shipping all of those consumer electronics would be armed. Way armed. Not that armed. Disarmed! The secret spook tried to warn the beefy thief, but arrived late to their latest. Heist! The gang was under fire. To save the life of Dom's best buds, Brian blew his cover and requested medical support. Friendship was on the rocks until Dom and Brian bonded over the death of a teenager. Then they killed some dudes. That's illegal! Brian and Dom seemed like they wanted to kiss. Probably with tongue. But Dom had a girlfriend named Letty. So instead, the bros raced. Dom crashed, but Brian was like, if you love something, let it go, bro. Last time on Too Fast, Too Furious. Brian agreed to go undercover, again, to arrest Carter Varone, a drug lord. For backup, Brian recruited undercover agent Monica Fuentes and his childhood best bud, Roman Pearce. The crew got jobs as drivers for Varone. You know what's bad? Cops! Mandatory! Race scene! The crew planned to capture Varone, but the cops called reinforcements too early. Great timing, cops. Get a watch! Things got messy from a narratological standpoint. But who needs five act structure when you have chases, ejector seats, and the most expensive game of memory ever played? The cops thought drug lord Varone would escape by air. One man knew he'd go by sea. Brian and Roman fulfilled their number one mutual childhood dream, killing bad dudes. But dream number two? Driving a Camaro through a yacht. Last time on Fast and Furious. Letty, Dom's main squeeze, got hit by a car and shot to death by a mysterious criminal organization tied to drug lord Arturo Braga. The death gave Dom an appetite. An appetite for revenge. And protein. Meanwhile, renegade cop turned renegade FBI agent, Brian, attempted to murder a potential informant for no apparent reason. Sad Dom and Brian competed in a race to decide the newest driver of a heroin trafficking squad possibly tied to Letty's death. Race scene! Dom won the race. But Brian found his way on the team the old fashioned way. Abuse of power. We're under arrest for disabusing a man. Man? Dwight's never touched that shit, bro. Dwight has now. No, that ain't mine. The two drove heroin across the US-Mexico border to find and murder Letty's killer. And also track down the evil drug lord, Arturo Braga. Hey kids, being a drug dealer is nothing to Braga about. Things got complicated. There was a plea bargain, and mixed identities, and secret underground cross-border tunnels. And a chase scene. The duo captured Braga, they murdered Letty's killer, and they murdered some more people. To thank Dom for saving the day, the US government gave him an award. 25 years to life in the pen. Last time on Fast Five. On the way to prison after stopping an evil drug lord, Dom was down by law. J-j-j-j-jarmouche. The gang broke out their leader faster than you can say, coffee and cigarettes. Mia and Brian did things the only way they knew how. By giving the bird to public transportation. You've heard of Will Work For Food. How about Will Work For Cars? The Out of Luck trio helped their friend Vince steal some hot rides. Audiences haven't been wowed by a train sequence like this since L'arrivée d'un train en gare de la coitat. Think nothing ever goes wrong with a complex train robbery involving supercars? Think again. A criminal named Zizi killed DEA agents on board, and the blame got pinned on our American heroes. For revenge, the gang concocted an elaborate plan to rob crime lord Herman Reyes of his fortune. Remember the sequence in Ocean's Eleven when they got the gang back together? Well so did Brian. Meanwhile, the United States of America sent DSS agent Luke Hobbs to arrest the entire crew. Protein powerhouse. Like the political philosopher Thomas Hobbs, this Hobbs believes in the right of the individual. The right of the individual to go to jail. Only one thing could stop Hobbs from arresting the gang. Heavy weapons. Guns don't kill people. Reyes men do. They killed Vince. And they killed Hobbs' coworkers. For revenge, Hobbs and his partner Elena Nevs were like, yeah, let's rob Reyes. But heists are boring. So they stole the cash with the one way they knew how. With cars. Ch-ch-ch-chase b-b-b-b-bank scene. Hobbs killed Reyes. Brian killed ZZ. And Dom killed a bunch of cops. Hobbs wouldn't let the gang off scot free. But he gave them what every racer wants. A head start. I'll see you soon. Now you won't. Last time on Fast and the Furious 6. After stopping the world's greatest drug and crime lords, the crew began its most wild, most spectacular, and most existentially taxing adventure yet. Pina Colada. Grandma and Grandpa. Dom moved in with Elena. Mia and Brian made a baby. Giselle and Han, they fell in love in Fast 5, moved to Hong Kong. Roman and Tej were being rich and stuff. Everybody was out of the game. But ol' Hobbs began an investigation of former British Special Forces soldier Owen Shaw. Because somebody's got to work, Hobbs asked Brian for help finding Shaw. And Letty. Letty? That was Dom's old flame. As the world turns, motherfuckers, the gang tracked down Shaw in foggy London. Tea, guvna? Yeah. Tea please. With milk, one sugar, and a chase scene. Brian and company stopped Shaw and found Letty. But Letty shot Dom because love hurts. Then things got weird. Shaw began development on a device that would kill the power of an entire region. Letty suffered from amnesia. Brian went undercover in an American prison to see Braga. Remember Braga? Never forget Braga. Meanwhile, Dom reminded amnesiac Letty of their past the only way he knew how. With a race scene! The gang thwarted Shaw's plans. Dom saved Letty. Brian saved Mia. Shaw tried to escape on the world's longest runway. But the gang stopped the plane the only way they knew how. Driving a car through its fucking nose. Also Giselle died saving Han. And sent Han into a crippling depression. Meanwhile, the rest of the crew received amnesty for all their previous crimes. Free to roam the streets of America. God bless the USA. Last time on the Fast and the Furious Tokyo Drift. In the year 2006, all the characters you love didn't show up on set. Meanwhile, somewhere else in the world, troublemaking teenager Sean Boswell got busted for street racing with Clay. Clay looked an awful lot like the older brother from Home Improvement. Ho ho ho ho ho. Sean's dad was pissed. So he sent his son to Japan. Weird punishment, dad. In Tokyo, a young man named Twinkie taught Sean about drift cars. Just like the title predicted. Sean befriended a young woman named Neela. Nobody tell Neela's boyfriend. Too late! Takashi knows! Sean dealt with things the only way he knew how. Challenging a stranger in a new town in a foreign country to an illegal street race. Weird choice, Sean. Han showed up. Remember Han? He looked younger but his crippling depression was obvious because he hung out with high schoolers. Sean borrowed Han's car to race against his nemesis, Takashi. And Sean totalled it. You call that a drift? This is a drift. Sean repaid his debt to Han. Han taught Sean to drift. Names rhymed and everybody dealt with it. Then there was a race scene! Meanwhile, Han's habit of stealing from the Yakuza caused trouble for everyone. And Han got killed. But who killed Han? This guy? No. This woman? No. Try Owen Shaw's brother, Deckard. A bunch of other stuff in Tokyo drift happened, like a race scene. But it doesn't matter. Fucking Deckard Shaw killed Han. Who will Sean race next? Dominic Toretto. Who will the gang kill next? Probably Deckard Shaw.
 Last time on the Fast and the Furious, police officer Brian O'Connor went undercover to
 investigate ex-convict Dominic Toretto and his badass gang of street racers.
 Their crime?
 How about stealing the most leisurely treasure yet?
 Consumer electronics.
 Race scene!
 Meanwhile, Brian discovered something so big, so bad it would change his life forever.
 He had the hots for Dom's sister, Mia.
 Brian exposed undying passion the only way he knew how, by blowing the cover of an ongoing
 federal investigation.
 At the last moment, Brian learned that the truck drivers shipping all of those consumer
 electronics would be armed.
 Way armed.
 Not that armed.
 Disarmed!
 The secret spook tried to warn the beefy thief, but arrived late to their latest.
 Heist!
 The gang was under fire.
 To save the life of Dom's best buds, Brian blew his cover and requested medical support.
 Friendship was on the rocks until Dom and Brian bonded over the death of a teenager.
 Then they killed some dudes.
 That's illegal!
 Brian and Dom seemed like they wanted to kiss.
 Probably with tongue.
 But Dom had a girlfriend named Letty.
 So instead, the bros raced.
 Dom crashed, but Brian was like, if you love something, let it go, bro.
 Last time on Too Fast, Too Furious.
 Brian agreed to go undercover, again, to arrest Carter Varone, a drug lord.
 For backup, Brian recruited undercover agent Monica Fuentes and his childhood best bud,
 Roman Pearce.
 The crew got jobs as drivers for Varone.
 You know what's bad?
 Cops!
 Mandatory!
 Race scene!
 The crew planned to capture Varone, but the cops called reinforcements too early.
 Great timing, cops.
 Get a watch!
 Things got messy from a narratological standpoint.
 But who needs five act structure when you have chases, ejector seats, and the most expensive
 game of memory ever played?
 The cops thought drug lord Varone would escape by air.
 One man knew he'd go by sea.
 Brian and Roman fulfilled their number one mutual childhood dream, killing bad dudes.
 But dream number two? Driving a Camaro through a yacht.
 Last time on Fast and Furious.
 Letty, Dom's main squeeze, got hit by a car and shot to death by a mysterious criminal
 organization tied to drug lord Arturo Braga.
 The death gave Dom an appetite.
 An appetite for revenge.
 And protein.
 Meanwhile, renegade cop turned renegade FBI agent, Brian, attempted to murder a potential
 informant for no apparent reason.
 Sad Dom and Brian competed in a race to decide the newest driver of a heroin trafficking
 squad possibly tied to Letty's death.
 Race scene!
 Dom won the race.
 But Brian found his way on the team the old fashioned way.
 Abuse of power.
 We're under arrest for disabusing a man.
 Man? Dwight's never touched that shit, bro.
 Dwight has now.
 No, that ain't mine.
 The two drove heroin across the US-Mexico border to find and murder Letty's killer.
 And also track down the evil drug lord, Arturo Braga.
 Hey kids, being a drug dealer is nothing to Braga about.
 Things got complicated.
 There was a plea bargain, and mixed identities, and secret underground cross-border tunnels.
 And a chase scene.
 The duo captured Braga, they murdered Letty's killer, and they murdered some more people.
 To thank Dom for saving the day, the US government gave him an award.
 25 years to life in the pen.
 Last time on Fast Five.
 On the way to prison after stopping an evil drug lord, Dom was down by law.
 J-j-j-j-jarmouche.
 The gang broke out their leader faster than you can say, coffee and cigarettes.
 Mia and Brian did things the only way they knew how.
 By giving the bird to public transportation.
 You've heard of Will Work For Food.
 How about Will Work For Cars?
 The Out of Luck trio helped their friend Vince steal some hot rides.
 Audiences haven't been wowed by a train sequence like this since L'arrivée d'un train en
 gare de la coitat.
 Think nothing ever goes wrong with a complex train robbery involving supercars?
 Think again.
 A criminal named Zizi killed DEA agents on board, and the blame got pinned on our American
 heroes.
 For revenge, the gang concocted an elaborate plan to rob crime lord Herman Reyes of his
 fortune.
 Remember the sequence in Ocean's Eleven when they got the gang back together?
 Well so did Brian.
 Meanwhile, the United States of America sent DSS agent Luke Hobbs to arrest the entire
 crew.
 Protein powerhouse.
 Like the political philosopher Thomas Hobbs, this Hobbs believes in the right of the individual.
 The right of the individual to go to jail.
 Only one thing could stop Hobbs from arresting the gang.
 Heavy weapons.
 Guns don't kill people.
 Reyes men do.
 They killed Vince.
 And they killed Hobbs' coworkers.
 For revenge, Hobbs and his partner Elena Nevs were like, yeah, let's rob Reyes.
 But heists are boring.
 So they stole the cash with the one way they knew how.
 With cars.
 Ch-ch-ch-chase b-b-b-b-bank scene.
 Hobbs killed Reyes.
 Brian killed ZZ.
 And Dom killed a bunch of cops.
 Hobbs wouldn't let the gang off scot free.
 But he gave them what every racer wants.
 A head start.
 I'll see you soon.
 Now you won't.
 Last time on Fast and the Furious 6.
 After stopping the world's greatest drug and crime lords, the crew began its most wild,
 most spectacular, and most existentially taxing adventure yet.
 Pina Colada.
 Grandma and Grandpa.
 Dom moved in with Elena.
 Mia and Brian made a baby.
 Giselle and Han, they fell in love in Fast 5, moved to Hong Kong.
 Roman and Tej were being rich and stuff.
 Everybody was out of the game.
 But ol' Hobbs began an investigation of former British Special Forces soldier Owen Shaw.
 Because somebody's got to work, Hobbs asked Brian for help finding Shaw.
 And Letty.
 Letty?
 That was Dom's old flame.
 As the world turns, motherfuckers, the gang tracked down Shaw in foggy London.
 Tea, guvna?
 Yeah.
 Tea please.
 With milk, one sugar, and a chase scene.
 Brian and company stopped Shaw and found Letty.
 But Letty shot Dom because love hurts.
 Then things got weird.
 Shaw began development on a device that would kill the power of an entire region.
 Letty suffered from amnesia.
 Brian went undercover in an American prison to see Braga.
 Remember Braga?
 Never forget Braga.
 Meanwhile, Dom reminded amnesiac Letty of their past the only way he knew how.
 With a race scene!
 The gang thwarted Shaw's plans.
 Dom saved Letty.
 Brian saved Mia.
 Shaw tried to escape on the world's longest runway.
 But the gang stopped the plane the only way they knew how.
 Driving a car through its fucking nose.
 Also Giselle died saving Han.
 And sent Han into a crippling depression.
 Meanwhile, the rest of the crew received amnesty for all their previous crimes.
 Free to roam the streets of America.
 God bless the USA.
 Last time on the Fast and the Furious Tokyo Drift.
 In the year 2006, all the characters you love didn't show up on set.
 Meanwhile, somewhere else in the world, troublemaking teenager Sean Boswell got busted for street
 racing with Clay.
 Clay looked an awful lot like the older brother from Home Improvement.
 Ho ho ho ho ho.
 Sean's dad was pissed.
 So he sent his son to Japan.
 Weird punishment, dad.
 In Tokyo, a young man named Twinkie taught Sean about drift cars.
 Just like the title predicted.
 Sean befriended a young woman named Neela.
 Nobody tell Neela's boyfriend.
 Too late!
 Takashi knows!
 Sean dealt with things the only way he knew how.
 Challenging a stranger in a new town in a foreign country to an illegal street race.
 Weird choice, Sean.
 Han showed up.
 Remember Han?
 He looked younger but his crippling depression was obvious because he hung out with high
 schoolers.
 Sean borrowed Han's car to race against his nemesis, Takashi.
 And Sean totalled it.
 You call that a drift?
 This is a drift.
 Sean repaid his debt to Han.
 Han taught Sean to drift.
 Names rhymed and everybody dealt with it.
 Then there was a race scene!
 Meanwhile, Han's habit of stealing from the Yakuza caused trouble for everyone.
 And Han got killed.
 But who killed Han?
 This guy?
 No.
 This woman?
 No.
 Try Owen Shaw's brother, Deckard.
 A bunch of other stuff in Tokyo drift happened, like a race scene.
 But it doesn't matter.
 Fucking Deckard Shaw killed Han.
 Who will Sean race next?
 Dominic Toretto.
 Who will the gang kill next?
 Probably Deckard Shaw.