 Yeah, so the other week somebody emailed me that they have an Internet of Things wine bottle, which sounded like the most ridiculous thing I had ever heard. So now I have an Internet of Things wine bottle and five bottles of wine. This is the Cuvée. It's an Internet-connected wine bottle and one of the most ridiculous products I have ever heard of. So it's basically this hollowed out wine bottle with a touch screen on it. And you can order wine through the touch screen and it comes in these metal cartridges that can only be used inside this bottle. So when you get one, you take the cap off and then you shove it into here and the wine bottle actually knows what wine you've put into it. So once the cartridge is in, you can just pour it like a normal bottle of wine and then start to drink. They're making me get drunk. I've only eaten yogurt today. Yeah, it's wine. And so you can scroll through this and it will tell you about the wine. This is all pretty excessive, but it's kind of neat, I guess. You can also order more wine straight through here. If I hit add to cart, then I'm basically rebuying this exact wine. Apparently I've ordered a lot of German wines and they're going to cost me $61. I can drink like one glass and then I am done. Two glasses, I can pretend like I'm good and then demoing an Internet of Things wine bottle on video, just no chance. This is like the drunkest I've been in ever. It works. Here, Miriam, would you like some more wine? So this sounds like a ridiculous product right now because it's just a wine bottle that has a screen. Now there's a little bit more to it. Cuvée says that these bottles will be able to keep your wine good for up to 30 days at a time, which is a huge deal because wine usually goes bad after like three days or if you do a lot of work, maybe like a week. I don't need some more Cheez-Its. And the reason they can do that is because number one, this is made out of a metal that's supposed to prevent oxygen from getting in and spoiling the wine. It's also because of this cap, which doesn't let oxygen in either. They say there's basically a labyrinth inside. Oh, there's just, there's like a little that pushes in. The battery died. I need to charge my wine bottle. I think I can drink out of it if I push the thing in. Mm-hmm. Yeah? It works, yeah. I got a little wine on my face. You're not supposed to do that though. My girlfriend is also texting me about general relativity. So it costs $179 for the Cuvée bottle, the Wi-Fi connected thing. But it comes with four bottles of wine. I don't know how much wine I've had, but it is too much. I have to say, this pairs very nicely with a Cheez-It. They're working with 12 vineyards right now. They have a total of 48 wines that you can buy through this touch screen. They're all between $15 and $50, with most being targeted at the $15 to $30 crowd. So this isn't for people who like super cheap wines. It also isn't for people who like really, really expensive wines, which makes sense because most people who like super cheap wines aren't going to buy a Wi-Fi connected wine bottle. And those people who like really expensive wines aren't going to want to be seen drinking out of a Wi-Fi connected wine bottle. There was supposed to be another person in this room, so I didn't have to drink two glasses at once, by the way. Actually, this wine is growing on me. Right now, they're only selling to California and Massachusetts. And they're going to open up to other states eventually. It's going to ship in October, but it goes on sale today. And they'll open up to more states once they start shipping. And with that, cheers. I don't know. I probably... One of them is half empty. The others are like maybe a sixth empty. A sixth empty. But we've done that over four glasses. So that's four sixths plus one half, which as far as I'm aware, this goes down to two over three plus one over two. But I got to get a common denominator. So that's two over six. Three over six. So I drank like five sixths of a bottle of wine. Or a... What? Did I drink five sixths of a bottle of wine? No, no, no, no. But you drank one and you drank one. So I drank three sixths, which goes down to one half. I drank half a bottle of wine according to these calculations. Done.
 Yeah, so the other week somebody emailed me that they have an Internet of Things wine
 bottle, which sounded like the most ridiculous thing I had ever heard.
 So now I have an Internet of Things wine bottle and five bottles of wine.
 This is the Cuvée.
 It's an Internet-connected wine bottle and one of the most ridiculous products I have
 ever heard of.
 So it's basically this hollowed out wine bottle with a touch screen on it.
 And you can order wine through the touch screen and it comes in these metal cartridges that
 can only be used inside this bottle.
 So when you get one, you take the cap off and then you shove it into here and the wine
 bottle actually knows what wine you've put into it.
 So once the cartridge is in, you can just pour it like a normal bottle of wine and then
 start to drink.
 They're making me get drunk.
 I've only eaten yogurt today.
 Yeah, it's wine.
 And so you can scroll through this and it will tell you about the wine.
 This is all pretty excessive, but it's kind of neat, I guess.
 You can also order more wine straight through here.
 If I hit add to cart, then I'm basically rebuying this exact wine.
 Apparently I've ordered a lot of German wines and they're going to cost me $61.
 I can drink like one glass and then I am done.
 Two glasses, I can pretend like I'm good and then demoing an Internet of Things wine bottle
 on video, just no chance.
 This is like the drunkest I've been in ever.
 It works.
 Here, Miriam, would you like some more wine?
 So this sounds like a ridiculous product right now because it's just a wine bottle that has
 a screen.
 Now there's a little bit more to it.
 Cuvée says that these bottles will be able to keep your wine good for up to 30 days at
 a time, which is a huge deal because wine usually goes bad after like three days or
 if you do a lot of work, maybe like a week.
 I don't need some more Cheez-Its.
 And the reason they can do that is because number one, this is made out of a metal that's
 supposed to prevent oxygen from getting in and spoiling the wine.
 It's also because of this cap, which doesn't let oxygen in either.
 They say there's basically a labyrinth inside.
 Oh, there's just, there's like a little that pushes in.
 The battery died.
 I need to charge my wine bottle.
 I think I can drink out of it if I push the thing in.
 Mm-hmm.
 Yeah?
 It works, yeah.
 I got a little wine on my face.
 You're not supposed to do that though.
 My girlfriend is also texting me about general relativity.
 So it costs $179 for the Cuvée bottle, the Wi-Fi connected thing.
 But it comes with four bottles of wine.
 I don't know how much wine I've had, but it is too much.
 I have to say, this pairs very nicely with a Cheez-It.
 They're working with 12 vineyards right now.
 They have a total of 48 wines that you can buy through this touch screen.
 They're all between $15 and $50, with most being targeted at the $15 to $30 crowd.
 So this isn't for people who like super cheap wines.
 It also isn't for people who like really, really expensive wines, which makes sense
 because most people who like super cheap wines aren't going to buy a Wi-Fi connected wine
 bottle.
 And those people who like really expensive wines aren't going to want to be seen drinking
 out of a Wi-Fi connected wine bottle.
 There was supposed to be another person in this room, so I didn't have to drink two glasses
 at once, by the way.
 Actually, this wine is growing on me.
 Right now, they're only selling to California and Massachusetts.
 And they're going to open up to other states eventually.
 It's going to ship in October, but it goes on sale today.
 And they'll open up to more states once they start shipping.
 And with that, cheers.
 I don't know.
 I probably...
 One of them is half empty.
 The others are like maybe a sixth empty.
 A sixth empty.
 But we've done that over four glasses.
 So that's four sixths plus one half, which as far as I'm aware, this goes down to two
 over three plus one over two.
 But I got to get a common denominator.
 So that's two over six.
 Three over six.
 So I drank like five sixths of a bottle of wine.
 Or a...
 What?
 Did I drink five sixths of a bottle of wine?
 No, no, no, no.
 But you drank one and you drank one.
 So I drank three sixths, which goes down to one half.
 I drank half a bottle of wine according to these calculations.
 Done.