 CES is the largest electronic trade show in America, and it's my first time attending. I'll be honest, at first I was profoundly alone, but then I realized I was surrounded by people who had done this before. Experts who could help me become just like them. Is this your first CES? It's my second actually. So you're an expert compared to me. I have no experience. I want to get through this and not feel like a pile of human sludge. How would I go about doing that? The best way is to just look at one of these magazines and see what you're interested in. So they have the planner, they have a floor map here. Okay. I need two books. You need three actually. What? That book is like a phone book. Okay, be honest with me. The food is not great. Is there a secret place where I can eat good food? Not that I know of. You're not here for culinary experience. Let's see. Do you have any general advice for getting through this week? Just stay hydrated. Okay. And carry snacks, almonds, just to keep you going through everywhere. That's all. Do you have any almonds? Almond? Yeah. Excuse me. Do you have any almonds? Almonds? No, we do not have any almonds. Excuse me. I'm wondering how I can be better at CES. How you can be better at CES? I don't know. I don't know anything really about CES. I work with the transportation company. You work on transportation? Yeah, yeah. How do I get out of Las Vegas? Okay. And that's where I get the sandwich? Thanks. What's the best meal at Joel's? Is it pastrami? I believe no. My choice is a brisket. Yeah? Yeah. How many years have you been getting the brisket at Joel's? Wow, like four or six years. That's an endorsement. Excuse me. Would you be available for an interview? I might be able to. How do I not get back pains? You got to empty your backpack every night. So don't keep adding on. Thousands of business cards. Amplits, everything, thousands of business cards. What do I do after I dump it? Do I just like burn it? No, you just save them for later. Strange question for everybody. Does anybody have almonds? No. No. No. No. No. No. No. Do you have almonds? Almond? Like the nut? No. Okay, thank you. Everybody has the same shoes. Really? Everybody has great shoes. Really, yes, that's important. You look like a grown up man. Thank you. I look like I just got off the high school school bus. How can I stay healthy during this week? What is the secret? You just have to work. You know. Get a tracker. A fitness tracker. If you make more than 20,000 steps, it will be good. I've never done 20,000 steps in my life. Do you have almonds on you? Almonds? Almonds. Okay, thank you. Nathan doesn't have almonds, I don't know who will. How do you feel about caffeine supplements? I mean, obviously. What about Red Bull? Red Bull works. What about cocaine? No comment. Okay, Glass, Google how to get out of Las Vegas. I'm in Vegas. I don't really know what's legal and illegal. I'm out at night. I'm getting my drink on. It's like two o'clock in the morning. It's dark out. I'm going to do the safe thing. I'm going to hire one of those self-driving cars to take me home. We're driving down the Vegas Strip. You're in the car with me. We hit somebody. We think they're dead. We don't stop to find out. We keep going. What do we do? We just keep going, I guess. We keep going? Do I get a lawyer? Or does that fall on Boltzmann's head? I can't give you advice on legal things. I'm not a lawyer. You're wearing a suit. You look like a lawyer. I'm faking it. Yeah, this guy is faking it. But isn't everyone at CES faking it? Just pretending that they know exactly what they're doing, that they're experts. Linda? At least I was able to find a little bit of sincerity in the city of sin. This is my first year, and I'm doing an interview on an escalator, which seems precarious. How can I be better? I think you're doing a great job. This is spontaneous. This is off the cuff. That's how you get the most honest answers. On a scale of 1 to 10, where would I be? As far as interviews I've done today, I'd say 10. How many interviews have you done today? This will be the first one. It's going to be great. I'll be sitting next to me.
 CES is the largest electronic trade show in America, and it's my first time attending.
 I'll be honest, at first I was profoundly alone, but then I realized I was surrounded
 by people who had done this before.
 Experts who could help me become just like them.
 Is this your first CES?
 It's my second actually.
 So you're an expert compared to me.
 I have no experience.
 I want to get through this and not feel like a pile of human sludge.
 How would I go about doing that?
 The best way is to just look at one of these magazines and see what you're interested in.
 So they have the planner, they have a floor map here.
 Okay.
 I need two books.
 You need three actually.
 What?
 That book is like a phone book.
 Okay, be honest with me.
 The food is not great.
 Is there a secret place where I can eat good food?
 Not that I know of.
 You're not here for culinary experience.
 Let's see.
 Do you have any general advice for getting through this week?
 Just stay hydrated.
 Okay.
 And carry snacks, almonds, just to keep you going through everywhere.
 That's all.
 Do you have any almonds?
 Almond?
 Yeah.
 Excuse me.
 Do you have any almonds?
 Almonds?
 No, we do not have any almonds.
 Excuse me.
 I'm wondering how I can be better at CES.
 How you can be better at CES?
 I don't know.
 I don't know anything really about CES.
 I work with the transportation company.
 You work on transportation?
 Yeah, yeah.
 How do I get out of Las Vegas?
 Okay.
 And that's where I get the sandwich?
 Thanks.
 What's the best meal at Joel's?
 Is it pastrami?
 I believe no.
 My choice is a brisket.
 Yeah?
 Yeah.
 How many years have you been getting the brisket at Joel's?
 Wow, like four or six years.
 That's an endorsement.
 Excuse me.
 Would you be available for an interview?
 I might be able to.
 How do I not get back pains?
 You got to empty your backpack every night.
 So don't keep adding on.
 Thousands of business cards.
 Amplits, everything, thousands of business cards.
 What do I do after I dump it?
 Do I just like burn it?
 No, you just save them for later.
 Strange question for everybody.
 Does anybody have almonds?
 No.
 No.
 No.
 No.
 No.
 No.
 No.
 Do you have almonds?
 Almond?
 Like the nut?
 No.
 Okay, thank you.
 Everybody has the same shoes.
 Really?
 Everybody has great shoes.
 Really, yes, that's important.
 You look like a grown up man.
 Thank you.
 I look like I just got off the high school school bus.
 How can I stay healthy during this week?
 What is the secret?
 You just have to work.
 You know.
 Get a tracker.
 A fitness tracker.
 If you make more than 20,000 steps, it will be good.
 I've never done 20,000 steps in my life.
 Do you have almonds on you?
 Almonds?
 Almonds.
 Okay, thank you.
 Nathan doesn't have almonds, I don't know who will.
 How do you feel about caffeine supplements?
 I mean, obviously.
 What about Red Bull?
 Red Bull works.
 What about cocaine?
 No comment.
 Okay, Glass, Google how to get out of Las Vegas.
 I'm in Vegas.
 I don't really know what's legal and illegal.
 I'm out at night.
 I'm getting my drink on.
 It's like two o'clock in the morning.
 It's dark out.
 I'm going to do the safe thing.
 I'm going to hire one of those self-driving cars to take me home.
 We're driving down the Vegas Strip.
 You're in the car with me.
 We hit somebody.
 We think they're dead.
 We don't stop to find out.
 We keep going.
 What do we do?
 We just keep going, I guess.
 We keep going?
 Do I get a lawyer?
 Or does that fall on Boltzmann's head?
 I can't give you advice on legal things.
 I'm not a lawyer.
 You're wearing a suit.
 You look like a lawyer.
 I'm faking it.
 Yeah, this guy is faking it.
 But isn't everyone at CES faking it?
 Just pretending that they know exactly what they're doing, that they're experts.
 Linda?
 At least I was able to find a little bit of sincerity in the city of sin.
 This is my first year, and I'm doing an interview on an escalator, which seems precarious.
 How can I be better?
 I think you're doing a great job.
 This is spontaneous.
 This is off the cuff.
 That's how you get the most honest answers.
 On a scale of 1 to 10, where would I be?
 As far as interviews I've done today, I'd say 10.
 How many interviews have you done today?
 This will be the first one.
 It's going to be great.
 I'll be sitting next to me.