 So my next guest really needs no introduction. He's been a great friend to us, and he's a hilarious, hilarious man. Please welcome the star of Taxi, Jimmy Fallon. Yeah. Hey, everybody. How you doing? How are you? Oh, man. It's gorgeous. This is fun. You're an Uncharted fan, right? You've played? I love Uncharted. Uncharted 3 is amazing. Uncharted 2 is... I think it's my favorite. I love Uncharted. I love Uncharted. I love Uncharted. I love Uncharted. I love Uncharted. I love Uncharted. I love Uncharted. I think it's my favorite game I've ever played, a video game. Do you want a drink? I feel badly we've left you out of this. Well, yeah. It's awkward that you're the only one here with a drink. Can we bring a drink over here for Jimmy? I feel like I want to get you relaxed because apparently you're very upset with me. I don't want to get into that. Oh, yeah. I'm not really that... Hey, thanks so much. There's no roofies in there at all, by the way. I can assure you of that. Can I trust that young man? I actually don't know who that is. Me neither. So who let that guy in here? You know what happened? I just had a big couple of weeks, probably the biggest weeks of my life, I would say. In two weeks, I went to the White House and I did a sketch with the First Lady, Michelle Obama. Yeah, just a little sketch with the First Lady. And then after that, I did shows from the Super Bowl in Indianapolis. Yeah, you were on the road. I didn't realize it. I talked to your producer, Gavin, and he was like, we're doing the Super Bowl stuff because I didn't know if you were going to be able to make it for the show. Yeah. And I had no idea what he was talking about. And then I turned on TV and you're like... Thanks for watching, Bob. You're like, no, but I turned on, so tune in and watch. Oh, thanks. And there you were. Yeah. So I called you and I asked you, I said, I don't have a... Because I have an SLR, I have a giant camera. Yeah. I said, I want one of those tiny cameras you can carry with you that's just awesome. TheVerge.com, let me know what's going down, Josh. Don't disappoint, my man. Topolsky, you know, J Tops. Tell me what's going down. You said, oh, I'll tell you what's up. Canon PowerShot S100. Now I love Canon. I just want to pause you here. I consulted with every senior editor on the site. I was like, Jimmy wants a point. I trust you. I don't care if you talk to anyone. Well, I wanted to make sure that I wasn't crazy. It comes out of your mouth. It's coming out of your mouth. I wanted to make sure it wasn't crazy. So here it is. This is it. The Canon S100, right? Yeah, absolutely. Canon will never advertise with us. No, by the way, no, we use Canon stuff on our show. No, no, no. Don't glad hand it. Let's just get into it. The C300 is a pretty impressive piece of art. All right, just go on. Can you just hold this like you would hold a human being, would hold a camera? How would you hold it? What do you mean? Just take it like you're taking a picture. Do you want me to take a picture? Stop right there. Stop, pause. What's the problem? Stop, pause. Why? I don't understand. No, you moved. What? Pause. Stop. What do you want me to do? Stop. Just don't move your fucking hands. Stop it. Put your hands back. Where? No, where they were. Hold the camera like you're going to hold it like a human being. I'm trying to hold it. Pick up the camera and take a picture of me right now. Stop. Your finger's on the fucking flash. So, fuck that camera. You're fucking wasting my time. I'm at the White House. I'm at the White House. I mean, who uses a flash? That's never going to happen again, Josh. Who uses a flash? Who uses a flash? Fall flash photos look like pornography. What are you talking about? Flashes are for back alley shoots. I don't know where I was going to be at the Super Bowl. Everything's blurry. I could be anywhere with anyone. I could be at the Blue House. Beautiful photo, no flash. That is just awful. You look a little angry in this one, I'll be honest with you. I need a drink. I need a drink. Have a sip. Is that a big flower or is that not a giant flower? Turn the... How do you make the flash work? How about that? I never use the flash. What do you mean? Have you ever seen flash photography? Can I just see the flash work? It's like a Calvin Klein ad from 1996. Turn the flash on. Let me see it. I don't know. Where is the... How do you engage the flash? Yeah, how do you engage the flash? I don't know. Imagine being in front of the first lady. Excuse me while I figure out how to engage the flash. Let me take a picture of something dark. There, right there. Yeah, but then where was your finger? It was right back here. Yeah, but you got baby fingers? I mean, who's got fingers? I probably have larger hands than you. I would say they're considerably larger. You have baby fingers and I'm sorry. Really? Well, thanks for the advice. This thing is great. I mean, what I'm hearing from you is you're not... You don't know how to use a camera, mainly. I mean, you did what I did. I grabbed it like I would grab... Yeah. I bet it. Were you in situ... By the way, were you in bed? I mean, you did what I did. I grabbed it like I would grab... I bet it. I bet it. I bet it. Were you in situations where it was real dark and you were with the first lady? What's going on? I can't worry about lighting. You had low lighting. I don't light my situations of life. I'm a candle lighting guy. I'm just a normal camera. I don't want to bother anybody. They don't have overhead lighting at the White House? What's going on there? They're still using gas light? I'll just show you some of the magic I captured on this Jim Jammer. By the way, I didn't design the product. There you go. I don't know if I can just get right in that one. What is that? I don't know. It's dark. It could be anything for God's sake. That looks good. It's artistic. It could be anyone. I like that. I don't like that at all. Give it to me. Thank you for the... Just give it to me. You're on the verge of not being used as a thing that I could check cameras out on. I honestly... All right. That was sloppy. I'm sorry. That was sloppy. I honestly think... I think this is user error is what we're dealing with here. It's definitely flat. Are you proud of yourself as good at taking pictures? No. Right. Well, there you go. I'm the worst. I understand. You pick up the camera. I'm a comedian. Pick it up. Pick it up. Are you taking a picture right now? I don't know. Well, are you? No, I'm not. Are you taking a photo? No. Look, you just took your hand off of where the flash was. It's one-handed operation, baby. Look at that. Who does... No one does this. Really? Yeah. No one except for every human alive. Except for Jimmy Fallon. You didn't pick it up like this. I picked it up like that, but then I... I mean, picking up and shooting are two different things. Well, you tried to shoot it. It was embarrassing on your part. We'll edit it and make it look embarrassing. Let's get it. It wasn't embarrassing on your part. You want me to do this? I just... This is insane. Then GPS technology. You don't want to... You want to be located... I know where I am. I'm the one taking the picture. No, but for later... GPS to tell me where I am. You don't load it into your iPhoto, then it shows you on the map where stuff is? Oh, wait. Where was I? Oh, yeah. I guess... Maybe I was in the White House. I had GPS to tell me where I was. All right. You do have a point. You do have a point. Maybe you don't need the GPS, but... I appreciate it. Thanks, John. I could just throw money around. I'm actually pretty sure you could just throw money around. By the way, how much is this? I think it's like three bills. Oh. I'll tell you what. I'll write you a check after the show. I don't trust your checking account. I owe travelers checks, okay? No, congrats, dude. Thank you so much. I'll figure it out. I'll figure it out. Thank you so much. Your opinions on cameras are bad. I hate this thing. What's the other one? What's plan B? Do you have another camera you like? Because I go back. I have a Sony Alpha. I'm going to give you a... I have a Sony Alpha, which is a... That's a great camera. I mean, a monkey can take a great picture with the Sony Alpha. No offense against monkeys, by the way. Why don't you just take the Alpha with you? Why don't you just take the Alpha with you? No, but if you just pick up and press the button, it looks awesome. It's really, really... Actually, that was a great recommendation. And then I went up too far. I went to the Canon 5D. Wait, are you saying I recommended the Alpha to you and it was a good recommendation? No. I recommend it to myself. Oh, you did? I did. You did your research on The Verge. Yeah, The Verge. That's where you do all your research. That's where I do all of it. Not the virgin.com, which is a different site. But weirdly, you host both shows. I host both shows. The Virgin. Congratulations, by the way. It's true. I do host. You know, man, I invite you on my show. No, I'm happy to be here. Honestly, yeah. I'm psyched and I'm proud of you and I love it. I like what you're doing and I trust you. I'm just emulating you. I got a desk now. Are you and Tom emailing? I have, yeah. And he's saying the lighting's bad on you. No, Tom, you know what I'm talking about. From MySpace. Nope. Tom DeLay, the... Who did I introduce you to? Your new best friend. Oh, Tom Cruise. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Dude, Tom Cruise comes on the show. They start talking backstage. We're good. They start throwing emails back and forth. We're friendly, you know. It changes guys' life. I mean, I'm... You let him talk to me. When he comes to New York, we do a little babysitting with Suri. It's not a big deal. I mean, we're Brooklyn. Suri, babysit. We have the space. I didn't know that was an option. No, that was amazing, by the way. So, the thing about Tom Cruise, and I think I told you this backstage, I had... About six years ago, I started telling everybody that Tom Cruise was my favorite actor. He was great. Kind of as a joke, though. Oh. You know, because he's over the top. Oh, I disagree. No, but like three years after that, I was like, actually, he's pretty good. Like, I started doing... Because I had to follow through on the jokes, so I started watching all his movies. I've seen a lot of them. I mean, Rain Man, I mean, if it wasn't for him, he sets up Dustin Hoffman's character. Magnolia. Come on. I mean, they make the best cupcakes, man. I mean... Well, I don't know. Are you segueing into food? I didn't know what was going on. I am a little hungry. I am a little peckish. Yeah. Can we get a hamburger out here for Jimmy? You have a little package? I don't know. What? Good for you, man. You know, you just come out and say it. Be honest. Honesty is the best policy. You know, I just want to say, like, Jimmy's aggression is warranted. I came on his show last time, and I told him that his app was overpriced. And... Yeah, you did. It's 99 cents. And I'm sticking to that. It's a great app. I'm really hurt right now, though. I'm having trouble recovering from this. It's a great app. I do have an app. I will show you... Can I show people the app? Yeah, Jimmy has an app. He's an app developer now. So, if bug reports... If there's any bug reports, add them to jimmyfallon.com. There are. There are a lot of bugs. Yeah, exactly. Is that your e-mail address? Yeah, I do. Or just... I think... Do we have to... Jtpulsi at theverge.com. It's actually Joshua at The Verge. I'm not embarrassed. You can know my e-mail address. No big deal. And he has a tiny package. I'm not embarrassed. Look, here's the app right here. It's called Wake Up Call. This is cutting-edge technology. What it is is... Can you see this? It's a clock. Yeah, it's an alarm clock. It's an alarm clock. You can choose from that dude, classy, Downton Abbey type of vibe. You can flip over to him. It's like Tron, like what's going down. Then you go over to him. It's the old flip dude. You're at a cheap motel saying what's going down. Then you flip sideways. What? Bigger numbers. Yeah. That's what I'm talking about. It's a major advancement. And this is... The whole point of this is it's an alarm clock. It's an alarm clock where I call your phone. You revolutionized the alarm clock industry. You set the alarm for whatever you want, and then I can call you. And I will just call you, and your phone will ring, and it'll be like... Hey, it's Jimmy. Time to wake up. Put on a fresh pair of underpants. Faces you. With your underpants on. Yeah. Or you can go... Yeah, it's like this. Hey, it's Jimmy. Guess what? It's time to churn the buttermilk. Look, whatever you want. Whatever you want to wake you up. Oh, it seems really good. No, no. It seems... It seems like really good stuff. You can change the ringtone, the fake ringtone if you want. I have 8-bit. What I'm most impressed with is that you're not using your fame. You're not like pimping out yourself. You're not using your prestige to sell an Afro 99 cent. That's what's important here. That's the background you've had all night, man. That's pretty good. A little psychedelic. A classic pattern. A shirt. Oh, man. I mean, you know... No, you know what? Here's why... I thought this would be fun. I was wrong. I was wrong. They're having fun. Yes, they are having... That's true. And that is all that matters. And when you have people like that, that's all that matters. The people at home are having... No, that is true. No, you know what? I set this thing because I wanted to create an alarm clock because I was tired of... You know, you set your alarm clock and they tell us the rules. You press this... Who are they? I don't know, man. You press the... The biggest button on the alarm clock is... It's a snooze button. Yeah, you've clearly used an alarm clock. I get up. I don't snooze. You snooze, you lose. I don't know what you're talking about. It's always what? It's like nine minutes? Or ten minutes or something? Who says that? Between nine and eleven. It's like seven and ten... What? So this, I set it five minutes, ten minutes, fifteen, you can go up to seven hours snooze. That's good. You go, screw this, I want to wake up tomorrow. partir-firet father
 So my next guest really needs no introduction.
 He's been a great friend to us, and he's a hilarious, hilarious man.
 Please welcome the star of Taxi, Jimmy Fallon.
 Yeah.
 Hey, everybody.
 How you doing?
 How are you?
 Oh, man.
 It's gorgeous.
 This is fun.
 You're an Uncharted fan, right?
 You've played?
 I love Uncharted.
 Uncharted 3 is amazing.
 Uncharted 2 is...
 I think it's my favorite.
 I love Uncharted.
 I love Uncharted.
 I love Uncharted.
 I love Uncharted.
 I love Uncharted.
 I love Uncharted.
 I love Uncharted.
 I think it's my favorite game I've ever played, a video game.
 Do you want a drink?
 I feel badly we've left you out of this.
 Well, yeah.
 It's awkward that you're the only one here with a drink.
 Can we bring a drink over here for Jimmy?
 I feel like I want to get you relaxed because apparently you're very upset with me.
 I don't want to get into that.
 Oh, yeah.
 I'm not really that...
 Hey, thanks so much.
 There's no roofies in there at all, by the way.
 I can assure you of that.
 Can I trust that young man?
 I actually don't know who that is.
 Me neither.
 So who let that guy in here?
 You know what happened?
 I just had a big couple of weeks, probably the biggest weeks of my life, I would say.
 In two weeks, I went to the White House and I did a sketch with the First Lady, Michelle
 Obama.
 Yeah, just a little sketch with the First Lady.
 And then after that, I did shows from the Super Bowl in Indianapolis.
 Yeah, you were on the road.
 I didn't realize it.
 I talked to your producer, Gavin, and he was like, we're doing the Super Bowl stuff because
 I didn't know if you were going to be able to make it for the show.
 Yeah.
 And I had no idea what he was talking about.
 And then I turned on TV and you're like...
 Thanks for watching, Bob.
 You're like, no, but I turned on, so tune in and watch.
 Oh, thanks.
 And there you were.
 Yeah.
 So I called you and I asked you, I said, I don't have a...
 Because I have an SLR, I have a giant camera.
 Yeah.
 I said, I want one of those tiny cameras you can carry with you that's just awesome.
 TheVerge.com, let me know what's going down, Josh.
 Don't disappoint, my man.
 Topolsky, you know, J Tops.
 Tell me what's going down.
 You said, oh, I'll tell you what's up.
 Canon PowerShot S100.
 Now I love Canon.
 I just want to pause you here.
 I consulted with every senior editor on the site.
 I was like, Jimmy wants a point.
 I trust you.
 I don't care if you talk to anyone.
 Well, I wanted to make sure that I wasn't crazy.
 It comes out of your mouth.
 It's coming out of your mouth.
 I wanted to make sure it wasn't crazy.
 So here it is.
 This is it.
 The Canon S100, right?
 Yeah, absolutely.
 Canon will never advertise with us.
 No, by the way, no, we use Canon stuff on our show.
 No, no, no.
 Don't glad hand it.
 Let's just get into it.
 The C300 is a pretty impressive piece of art.
 All right, just go on.
 Can you just hold this like you would hold a human being, would hold a camera?
 How would you hold it?
 What do you mean?
 Just take it like you're taking a picture.
 Do you want me to take a picture?
 Stop right there.
 Stop, pause.
 What's the problem?
 Stop, pause.
 Why?
 I don't understand.
 No, you moved.
 What?
 Pause.
 Stop.
 What do you want me to do?
 Stop.
 Just don't move your fucking hands.
 Stop it.
 Put your hands back.
 Where?
 No, where they were.
 Hold the camera like you're going to hold it like a human being.
 I'm trying to hold it.
 Pick up the camera and take a picture of me right now.
 Stop.
 Your finger's on the fucking flash.
 So, fuck that camera.
 You're fucking wasting my time.
 I'm at the White House.
 I'm at the White House.
 I mean, who uses a flash?
 That's never going to happen again, Josh.
 Who uses a flash?
 Who uses a flash?
 Fall flash photos look like pornography.
 What are you talking about?
 Flashes are for back alley shoots.
 I don't know where I was going to be at the Super Bowl.
 Everything's blurry.
 I could be anywhere with anyone.
 I could be at the Blue House.
 Beautiful photo, no flash.
 That is just awful.
 You look a little angry in this one, I'll be honest with you.
 I need a drink.
 I need a drink.
 Have a sip.
 Is that a big flower or is that not a giant flower?
 Turn the...
 How do you make the flash work?
 How about that?
 I never use the flash.
 What do you mean?
 Have you ever seen flash photography?
 Can I just see the flash work?
 It's like a Calvin Klein ad from 1996.
 Turn the flash on.
 Let me see it.
 I don't know.
 Where is the...
 How do you engage the flash?
 Yeah, how do you engage the flash?
 I don't know.
 Imagine being in front of the first lady.
 Excuse me while I figure out how to engage the flash.
 Let me take a picture of something dark.
 There, right there.
 Yeah, but then where was your finger?
 It was right back here.
 Yeah, but you got baby fingers?
 I mean, who's got fingers?
 I probably have larger hands than you.
 I would say they're considerably larger.
 You have baby fingers and I'm sorry.
 Really?
 Well, thanks for the advice.
 This thing is great.
 I mean, what I'm hearing from you is you're not...
 You don't know how to use a camera, mainly.
 I mean, you did what I did.
 I grabbed it like I would grab...
 Yeah.
 I bet it.
 Were you in situ...
 By the way, were you in bed?
 I mean, you did what I did.
 I grabbed it like I would grab...
 I bet it.
 I bet it.
 I bet it.
 Were you in situations where it was real dark and you were with the first lady?
 What's going on?
 I can't worry about lighting.
 You had low lighting.
 I don't light my situations of life.
 I'm a candle lighting guy.
 I'm just a normal camera.
 I don't want to bother anybody.
 They don't have overhead lighting at the White House?
 What's going on there?
 They're still using gas light?
 I'll just show you some of the magic I captured on this Jim Jammer.
 By the way, I didn't design the product.
 There you go.
 I don't know if I can just get right in that one.
 What is that?
 I don't know.
 It's dark.
 It could be anything for God's sake.
 That looks good.
 It's artistic.
 It could be anyone.
 I like that.
 I don't like that at all.
 Give it to me.
 Thank you for the...
 Just give it to me.
 You're on the verge of not being used as a thing that I could check cameras out on.
 I honestly...
 All right.
 That was sloppy.
 I'm sorry.
 That was sloppy.
 I honestly think...
 I think this is user error is what we're dealing with here.
 It's definitely flat.
 Are you proud of yourself as good at taking pictures?
 No.
 Right.
 Well, there you go.
 I'm the worst.
 I understand.
 You pick up the camera.
 I'm a comedian.
 Pick it up.
 Pick it up.
 Are you taking a picture right now?
 I don't know.
 Well, are you?
 No, I'm not.
 Are you taking a photo?
 No.
 Look, you just took your hand off of where the flash was.
 It's one-handed operation, baby.
 Look at that.
 Who does...
 No one does this.
 Really?
 Yeah.
 No one except for every human alive.
 Except for Jimmy Fallon.
 You didn't pick it up like this.
 I picked it up like that, but then I...
 I mean, picking up and shooting are two different things.
 Well, you tried to shoot it.
 It was embarrassing on your part.
 We'll edit it and make it look embarrassing.
 Let's get it.
 It wasn't embarrassing on your part.
 You want me to do this?
 I just...
 This is insane.
 Then GPS technology.
 You don't want to...
 You want to be located...
 I know where I am.
 I'm the one taking the picture.
 No, but for later...
 GPS to tell me where I am.
 You don't load it into your iPhoto, then it shows you on the map where stuff is?
 Oh, wait.
 Where was I?
 Oh, yeah.
 I guess...
 Maybe I was in the White House.
 I had GPS to tell me where I was.
 All right.
 You do have a point.
 You do have a point.
 Maybe you don't need the GPS, but...
 I appreciate it.
 Thanks, John.
 I could just throw money around.
 I'm actually pretty sure you could just throw money around.
 By the way, how much is this?
 I think it's like three bills.
 Oh.
 I'll tell you what.
 I'll write you a check after the show.
 I don't trust your checking account.
 I owe travelers checks, okay?
 No, congrats, dude.
 Thank you so much.
 I'll figure it out.
 I'll figure it out.
 Thank you so much.
 Your opinions on cameras are bad.
 I hate this thing.
 What's the other one?
 What's plan B?
 Do you have another camera you like?
 Because I go back.
 I have a Sony Alpha.
 I'm going to give you a...
 I have a Sony Alpha, which is a...
 That's a great camera.
 I mean, a monkey can take a great picture with the Sony Alpha.
 No offense against monkeys, by the way.
 Why don't you just take the Alpha with you?
 Why don't you just take the Alpha with you?
 No, but if you just pick up and press the button, it looks awesome.
 It's really, really...
 Actually, that was a great recommendation.
 And then I went up too far.
 I went to the Canon 5D.
 Wait, are you saying I recommended the Alpha to you and it was a good recommendation?
 No.
 I recommend it to myself.
 Oh, you did?
 I did.
 You did your research on The Verge.
 Yeah, The Verge.
 That's where you do all your research.
 That's where I do all of it.
 Not the virgin.com, which is a different site.
 But weirdly, you host both shows.
 I host both shows.
 The Virgin.
 Congratulations, by the way.
 It's true.
 I do host.
 You know, man, I invite you on my show.
 No, I'm happy to be here.
 Honestly, yeah.
 I'm psyched and I'm proud of you and I love it.
 I like what you're doing and I trust you.
 I'm just emulating you.
 I got a desk now.
 Are you and Tom emailing?
 I have, yeah.
 And he's saying the lighting's bad on you.
 No, Tom, you know what I'm talking about.
 From MySpace.
 Nope.
 Tom DeLay, the...
 Who did I introduce you to?
 Your new best friend.
 Oh, Tom Cruise.
 Yeah.
 Oh, yeah.
 Dude, Tom Cruise comes on the show.
 They start talking backstage.
 We're good.
 They start throwing emails back and forth.
 We're friendly, you know.
 It changes guys' life.
 I mean, I'm...
 You let him talk to me.
 When he comes to New York, we do a little babysitting with Suri.
 It's not a big deal.
 I mean, we're Brooklyn.
 Suri, babysit.
 We have the space.
 I didn't know that was an option.
 No, that was amazing, by the way.
 So, the thing about Tom Cruise, and I think I told you this backstage, I had...
 About six years ago, I started telling everybody that Tom Cruise was my favorite actor.
 He was great.
 Kind of as a joke, though.
 Oh.
 You know, because he's over the top.
 Oh, I disagree.
 No, but like three years after that, I was like, actually, he's pretty good.
 Like, I started doing...
 Because I had to follow through on the jokes, so I started watching all his movies.
 I've seen a lot of them.
 I mean, Rain Man, I mean, if it wasn't for him, he sets up Dustin Hoffman's character.
 Magnolia.
 Come on.
 I mean, they make the best cupcakes, man.
 I mean...
 Well, I don't know.
 Are you segueing into food?
 I didn't know what was going on.
 I am a little hungry.
 I am a little peckish.
 Yeah.
 Can we get a hamburger out here for Jimmy?
 You have a little package?
 I don't know.
 What?
 Good for you, man.
 You know, you just come out and say it.
 Be honest.
 Honesty is the best policy.
 You know, I just want to say, like, Jimmy's aggression is warranted.
 I came on his show last time, and I told him that his app was overpriced.
 And...
 Yeah, you did.
 It's 99 cents.
 And I'm sticking to that.
 It's a great app.
 I'm really hurt right now, though.
 I'm having trouble recovering from this.
 It's a great app.
 I do have an app.
 I will show you...
 Can I show people the app?
 Yeah, Jimmy has an app.
 He's an app developer now.
 So, if bug reports...
 If there's any bug reports, add them to jimmyfallon.com.
 There are.
 There are a lot of bugs.
 Yeah, exactly.
 Is that your e-mail address?
 Yeah, I do.
 Or just...
 I think...
 Do we have to...
 Jtpulsi at theverge.com.
 It's actually Joshua at The Verge.
 I'm not embarrassed.
 You can know my e-mail address.
 No big deal.
 And he has a tiny package.
 I'm not embarrassed.
 Look, here's the app right here.
 It's called Wake Up Call.
 This is cutting-edge technology.
 What it is is...
 Can you see this?
 It's a clock.
 Yeah, it's an alarm clock.
 It's an alarm clock.
 You can choose from that dude, classy, Downton Abbey type of vibe.
 You can flip over to him.
 It's like Tron, like what's going down.
 Then you go over to him.
 It's the old flip dude.
 You're at a cheap motel saying what's going down.
 Then you flip sideways.
 What?
 Bigger numbers.
 Yeah.
 That's what I'm talking about.
 It's a major advancement.
 And this is...
 The whole point of this is it's an alarm clock.
 It's an alarm clock where I call your phone.
 You revolutionized the alarm clock industry.
 You set the alarm for whatever you want, and then I can call you.
 And I will just call you, and your phone will ring, and it'll be like...
 Hey, it's Jimmy.
 Time to wake up.
 Put on a fresh pair of underpants.
 Faces you.
 With your underpants on.
 Yeah.
 Or you can go...
 Yeah, it's like this.
 Hey, it's Jimmy.
 Guess what?
 It's time to churn the buttermilk.
 Look, whatever you want.
 Whatever you want to wake you up.
 Oh, it seems really good.
 No, no.
 It seems...
 It seems like really good stuff.
 You can change the ringtone, the fake ringtone if you want.
 I have 8-bit.
 What I'm most impressed with is that you're not using your fame.
 You're not like pimping out yourself.
 You're not using your prestige to sell an Afro 99 cent.
 That's what's important here.
 That's the background you've had all night, man.
 That's pretty good.
 A little psychedelic.
 A classic pattern.
 A shirt.
 Oh, man.
 I mean, you know...
 No, you know what?
 Here's why...
 I thought this would be fun.
 I was wrong.
 I was wrong.
 They're having fun.
 Yes, they are having...
 That's true.
 And that is all that matters.
 And when you have people like that, that's all that matters.
 The people at home are having...
 No, that is true.
 No, you know what?
 I set this thing because I wanted to create an alarm clock because I was tired of...
 You know, you set your alarm clock and they tell us the rules.
 You press this...
 Who are they?
 I don't know, man.
 You press the...
 The biggest button on the alarm clock is...
 It's a snooze button.
 Yeah, you've clearly used an alarm clock.
 I get up.
 I don't snooze.
 You snooze, you lose.
 I don't know what you're talking about.
 It's always what?
 It's like nine minutes?
 Or ten minutes or something?
 Who says that?
 Between nine and eleven.
 It's like seven and ten...
 What?
 So this, I set it five minutes, ten minutes, fifteen, you can go up to seven hours snooze.
 That's good.
 You go, screw this, I want to wake up tomorrow.
 partir-firet father