 Hey, this is Josh from The Verge and we're at CES, of course, and we're checking out the new Oculus Rift prototype called Crystal Cove. There are a bunch of people on The Verge staff who've never used it. We thought that we would sit them down and have them check it out and I'm going to do that myself right now. Oh boy. Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God. What's happening? Oh my God. Oh my God. What the hell? This is, I have to say, this is, I'm not able to do words right now. Holy crap. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait a minute. What the fuck? So I want you to hold still for one second while I calibrate the view. Now you can Oculus face all you want. Look up. Look in front of you. This is not good. I'm totally hung over in this. Look at this. This is stupid. This is like Hanukkah. I'm sorry I'm so giggly. It's just, whoa. This is like being hugged by a video game. These guys are really cool. Got big bellies. Could you put them together? I really want to pick these guys up, but I can't. This is very disorienting because I can see my hand and it's like I want to kill it. Squashing guys. Wait, so how do I kill this thing? Okay, I killed someone. You guys saw that, right? Okay, I just want to kill things. Is anyone dead yet? Oh, he's dead. I can shoot them? Oh, I got one. I got that guy. Dude, dude. That's a table. Oh. Okay, there's a table there. This is amazing and I never want to take it off. I mean, I'm not going to take it off. Oh, I don't want to leave. This is the best thing. No, but no, no, no. I feel amazing right now. I really don't want you to take this off of me. Welcome back to Vegas. Yeah, I think I hit a thing. Oh, wow. That's cool.
 Hey, this is Josh from The Verge and we're at CES, of course, and we're checking out
 the new Oculus Rift prototype called Crystal Cove.
 There are a bunch of people on The Verge staff who've never used it.
 We thought that we would sit them down and have them check it out and I'm going to do
 that myself right now.
 Oh boy.
 Oh my God.
 Oh my God.
 Oh my God.
 What's happening?
 Oh my God.
 Oh my God.
 What the hell?
 This is, I have to say, this is, I'm not able to do words right now.
 Holy crap.
 Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait,
 wait a minute.
 What the fuck?
 So I want you to hold still for one second while I calibrate the view.
 Now you can Oculus face all you want.
 Look up.
 Look in front of you.
 This is not good.
 I'm totally hung over in this.
 Look at this.
 This is stupid.
 This is like Hanukkah.
 I'm sorry I'm so giggly.
 It's just, whoa.
 This is like being hugged by a video game.
 These guys are really cool.
 Got big bellies.
 Could you put them together?
 I really want to pick these guys up, but I can't.
 This is very disorienting because I can see my hand and it's like I want to kill it.
 Squashing guys.
 Wait, so how do I kill this thing?
 Okay, I killed someone.
 You guys saw that, right?
 Okay, I just want to kill things.
 Is anyone dead yet?
 Oh, he's dead.
 I can shoot them?
 Oh, I got one.
 I got that guy.
 Dude, dude.
 That's a table.
 Oh.
 Okay, there's a table there.
 This is amazing and I never want to take it off.
 I mean, I'm not going to take it off.
 Oh, I don't want to leave.
 This is the best thing.
 No, but no, no, no.
 I feel amazing right now.
 I really don't want you to take this off of me.
 Welcome back to Vegas.
 Yeah, I think I hit a thing.
 Oh, wow.
 That's cool.