 We actually, we wanted to help some people out here. We found some people in the audience who had hideous, horrible old phones and we wanted to give them some new phones. So could the five people that we pulled out of the audience come down here and let's get them some less crappy, less crappy devices. Just come on down, come on down this way. Just take, you know, take your time, it's fine. It's no rush and just kind of give me a semicircle here, around here in a line. Okay, great. So you guys apparently have terrible phones. I'm going to talk to you about it. What is your name and what phone do you have? My name is Gerardo and I have an iPhone 3G. And what's wrong with that? It's basically a brand new phone. I mean, there's no multitasking, right? Is it smashed? It's kind of cracked. It's not kind of cracked. Can you guys see this? It's actually missing, there's like, you can see the circuit board behind. I've never seen, this still works, the screen? It works perfectly fine. I've never seen a phone that broken. That's insane. Apple, what an amazing company, right? What's your name and what kind of horrible phone do you have? My name is Naomi and I have a Cricket Samsung. I don't know what kind of model it is. Oh, that is. And it can't do video. It really sucks with popping up applications. It won't let me go online, even though I pay for going online. And I never ever get service. Sounds like it's time for a new phone. How about you, sir? Name, phone? My name is Michael and I have a Frankenstein Edition Palm Centro. Oh my God. You have a Palm Centro? I have a Palm Centro. Wait, why does it have a green on the front and black on the back? It's a Frankenstein Edition. I needed parts, so I took my friend's broken one and now even that's coming apart. I mean, you can pull the back off here. What happened? You can move the stylus, the screen dies. What do you mean you needed parts? Like what happened? The front broke. The power connector at one point broke, so I had to replace that. So you just slapped on some new components? Pretty much. Frankenphones. That's disturbing. Really disturbing. Name and phone tragedy? Brian. And I have the Samsung. I'm not sure what this is. Wow. That's from 1998, right? It's like pre-2003, I want to say. Really? God, we've come so far. Look at that. This is so depressing. That is terrible. I'm so sorry about your loss. Hi, I'm Tim and I have an original Palm Pre. Oh. Where's Matthias? Matthias! Your baby is out here. And what's wrong? You don't want to keep that? My friend spilled domestic beer on it and now it's... Oh, was it Coors by any chance? I think it was Budweiser, actually. But it's got like an obscene little thing on the screen now. Yeah, it's like water or something. Beer behind the screen. And so when it heats up it kind of smells like domestic beer. That's terrible. That's a Sprint phone? Yeah. Okay. So we have new phones for these guys. We actually are giving them HTC Titans, which is a new Windows phone. It's for AT&T. Hey, what's he doing? Yeah, here's... Yes! So you guys are all getting Titans. You have to switch to AT&T, of course. But this phone actually isn't out right now. You can't buy it. So it's also 4.7 inches. So I hope you like carrying around a gigantic... It's actually a gigantic Windows phone. It is a gigantic Windows phone. Paul, did you... have you gone hands-on with this one? I love it. It's great. All right. Give these guys a round of applause. We actually have a few more of those to give away after the show is over. So a few more people here will be leaving with those. Try to contain your excitement. It's great. Awesome. At the Cube.
 We actually, we wanted to help some people out here.
 We found some people in the audience who had hideous,
 horrible old phones and we wanted to give them some new phones.
 So could the five people that we pulled out of the audience come down here
 and let's get them some less crappy, less crappy devices.
 Just come on down, come on down this way.
 Just take, you know, take your time, it's fine.
 It's no rush and just kind of give me a semicircle here, around here in a line.
 Okay, great. So you guys apparently have terrible phones.
 I'm going to talk to you about it.
 What is your name and what phone do you have?
 My name is Gerardo and I have an iPhone 3G.
 And what's wrong with that? It's basically a brand new phone.
 I mean, there's no multitasking, right?
 Is it smashed?
 It's kind of cracked.
 It's not kind of cracked. Can you guys see this?
 It's actually missing, there's like,
 you can see the circuit board behind.
 I've never seen, this still works, the screen?
 It works perfectly fine.
 I've never seen a phone that broken.
 That's insane.
 Apple, what an amazing company, right?
 What's your name and what kind of horrible phone do you have?
 My name is Naomi and I have a Cricket Samsung.
 I don't know what kind of model it is.
 Oh, that is.
 And it can't do video.
 It really sucks with popping up applications.
 It won't let me go online, even though I pay for going online.
 And I never ever get service.
 Sounds like it's time for a new phone.
 How about you, sir? Name, phone?
 My name is Michael and I have a Frankenstein Edition Palm Centro.
 Oh my God. You have a Palm Centro?
 I have a Palm Centro.
 Wait, why does it have a green on the front and black on the back?
 It's a Frankenstein Edition. I needed parts,
 so I took my friend's broken one and now even that's coming apart.
 I mean, you can pull the back off here.
 What happened?
 You can move the stylus, the screen dies.
 What do you mean you needed parts? Like what happened?
 The front broke. The power connector at one point broke,
 so I had to replace that.
 So you just slapped on some new components?
 Pretty much. Frankenphones.
 That's disturbing. Really disturbing. Name and phone tragedy?
 Brian. And I have the Samsung. I'm not sure what this is.
 Wow. That's from 1998, right?
 It's like pre-2003, I want to say.
 Really? God, we've come so far. Look at that.
 This is so depressing. That is terrible.
 I'm so sorry about your loss.
 Hi, I'm Tim and I have an original Palm Pre.
 Oh. Where's Matthias? Matthias!
 Your baby is out here. And what's wrong? You don't want to keep that?
 My friend spilled domestic beer on it and now it's...
 Oh, was it Coors by any chance?
 I think it was Budweiser, actually.
 But it's got like an obscene little thing on the screen now.
 Yeah, it's like water or something. Beer behind the screen.
 And so when it heats up it kind of smells like domestic beer.
 That's terrible. That's a Sprint phone?
 Yeah.
 Okay. So we have new phones for these guys.
 We actually are giving them HTC Titans, which is a new Windows phone.
 It's for AT&T.
 Hey, what's he doing?
 Yeah, here's...
 Yes!
 So you guys are all getting Titans.
 You have to switch to AT&T, of course.
 But this phone actually isn't out right now.
 You can't buy it.
 So it's also 4.7 inches.
 So I hope you like carrying around a gigantic...
 It's actually a gigantic Windows phone.
 It is a gigantic Windows phone.
 Paul, did you... have you gone hands-on with this one?
 I love it. It's great.
 All right. Give these guys a round of applause.
 We actually have a few more of those to give away after the show is over.
 So a few more people here will be leaving with those.
 Try to contain your excitement.
 It's great. Awesome. At the Cube.