I think I speak for everyone when we wait too late to start our summer bodies. It gets the about June every single year and we still haven’t got our bodies just how we want them.
But, we need to stop being so sensitive about our bodies and accept them for what they are. So, in these images, we aren’t being cruel about people’s bodies. Instead, we are in shock at the choice of bikinis that these people decided to wear.
Some were too big… and the others were far too small.
Try not to cringe when you make your way through these images!
1. At least wear something that fits!!
This woman really doesn’t understand what is wrong in this image. I am all for wearing what you want… but at least get something that fits and doesn’t show your butt crack constantly.
2. Too small… she can cover her head and neck but barely her boobs!
She has managed perfectly to cover her head and her neck from the sun… but she seems to have forgotten to cover her boobs up properly. What’s that about?
3. Surely not?
It looks like these women have forgotten how to wear a bikini normally. What on earth are they doing? They were definitely trying to start a new trend by wearing something like these, but this trend just DIDN’T catch on.
4. They nearly poked my eye out!!
Those nips are H A R D. Janice Dickinson didn’t realise how cold the sea probably was!
5. This is one way to shave…
This must have been a bet?! To have to shave a bikini top into the hair on your chest. There’s nothing more hilarious than this… he definitely has a great sense of humour!
Surely boobs this big would be an incredible inconvenience to your whole life. They are ridiculously big, would you have breast reduction surgery if your boobs were this big? It must bring a horrific amount of back pain.
7. What even are these?
Can you believe that these girls decided to go for a full day out with a wedgie that bad? In what world would that be remotely comfortable to suffer for a full day with. The bikinis aren’t even that nice!
8. There’s a lot of things wrong with this image
Where on earth do I start with this picture? I think above everything, the actual design on the bikini is the worst thing in the world. Not sure what she was thinking buying this…
9. We ALL remember when this guy from TOWIE tried to start this trend
Actually, what on earth was he thinking with wearing this? No medals for guessing that this just DIDN’T catch on at all… horrific. At least it’s the best way to get the least amount of tan lines. However, you are revealing a little bit too much!
10. That Adam and Eve look
Is she dressed as a lettuce? Or fancy dress for Adam and Eve? Either way, she needs to burn the bikini because it is absolutely horrific.
11. DJ play that song
This woman has everything she needs if she wants to open up a CD shop on the spot. Do you reckon that she just forgot her bikini and all she had was elastic bands and hundreds of CDs? Surely she can’t think that this is a good look.
12. This is worse than a t-shirt tan
You’d be so upset if you had to suffer from this tan, wouldn’t you? Girls have to have these tan lines whenever they go to sunbathe… so maybe men should know how it feels!
13. What is this?
This is definitely not a style that we need to adopt. I think we can all manage to get over the pink leopard print, but we can’t understand what on earth this costume is. This barely even covers ANYTHING yet she is standing there so confidently.
14. Please help me unsee this image
This is possibly one of the worst things I have ever seen in the world. The neon green bikini is a disaster, the blue eyeshadow is even WORSE and what on earth are the bottoms? I don’t even want to know why she thought she would buy this bikini. Horrific.
15. She has tried to fit a pair of fish nets round her body… and failed miserably
We can all agree that this is the worst of the worst. Can this even be classed as a bikini or swimming costume? Because it definitely shouldn’t be. This is actually painful to look at.