Banned from zoo.
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the Again? is what made it
haha 10:36, i laughed out loud.
nothing like that second banning...
I just want to know what they did to get banned from the zoo . . .
The poor, defenseless, waddling lemurs.
5:36...you must be a dc tourist or something because no one calls it the woodley park zoo and that's not its name. it's the national zoo. look something up for once moron
I was at the zoo and the polar bears both pooped
when i go to the zoo i have sex with the penguins
Either way it's still priceless humor! Cheers!
I hope it was at least the National Zoo.
how could you be banned again. you werent allowed back the first time
i bet the pandas are better than his mom.
Southern Maryland! Hell yeah! <3
(240) yeah, I just can't help fellating the horses and elephants. Their cocks are so fucking massive and mouth-watering! Tonight I'm gonna break in and see if I can finally fuck them. I get so wet just thinking about it.
(301) but you're a guy.
(240) not if I concentrate really hard.
ya, a double ban? is that possible?
i bet the penguins are better than his mom
i bet the pandas are his dad.
was it a fat chick trying to eat all the animals? thats been happening a lot recently
ONE TIME I POOPED MY PANTS AT THE ZOO
making me proud dc area... hoping its some moco people
10:23, you don't have to be a girl to enjoy cock. Just saying.
the pandas baby...they can do things you'd never imagine. so worth it
Man, I didn't know the Woodley Park zoo banned *anyone*...
he said banned from zoo not THE zoo so its probably a bar or something.
"So what was it? Flashing the monkeys? Indecent exposure to minors? Bestiality? Sodomy?"
the Again? was HILARIOUS. I died.
stop fuckin da zebras
Baboons have nice asses .. maybe it was a baboon thing?
5:36 is definitely a tourist.
the metro stop is woodley park/nat'l zoo. but woodley park and the national zoo are two separate destinations.
or maybe they broke the rules anyway
When I go to the zoo I have sex with your mom.
i probably know the people that got banned -_-;
oh and its not fake .... they dont ACTUALLY remember they banned you lol
I LIKE ZOOS AND I LIKE TO POOP!
I bet the penguins are his mom.
11:36. i see what you did there.
I totally assumed the Zoo was a bar. That's what our on-campus college bar was called, lol.
Be my frienddddd! :D
Pretty sure this is one of my friends who got banned from the zoo when there was that stabbing.
sadly, i think i know who this was...
ONE TIME I REALIZED THAT I DONT GIVE A SHIT 11:51!!
yeah md. the national zoo i'm assuming? nice.
Brew at the zoo? gotta love DC.
A bunch of kids from my school were involved in the stabbing at the zoo a while ago, I'm assuming this text pertains to that.
maybe it was a different zoo...