The Top 15 Wicked Film Critics' Descriptions of Diane Kruger,
AKA "Helen of Troy"
othing like fat ugly women and desperately lonely men ripping
on a the new hotness.
May 19, 2004)
SCI-FI TALES OF HORROR:
The Brainfest Club
continuing adventures of zombies and teenagers and the news anchors
who cover them so wily-like. It
continues like a continuing continuation! Continuing!
Gwen, the Ugly Dyke
goes off on a group she knows... intimately... the Victimized
Lesbians Association of America!
August 28, 2003)
A chick writer! Sweet, we haven't had one of those contributing
to our site since, like, forever! Her first article relates a
harrowing journey to the deep, dark South. It's
very scary until she humanizes the inhabitants. Whatever!
June 18, 2003)
only these pervs hadn't so many pictures of their dicks. Oh,
it's not all a schlong-fest -- sometimes
it's just ridiculous examples of mangerms gone wrong...
October 25, 2002)