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The Chip or Dale's Acornhouse attraction during a moment of contemplation
Chip or Dale's Acornhouse
August 6, 1970
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the point of Chip or Dale's Acornhouse is. It used to have free beer, but overprotective parents had it removed to further inflate their egos.
- If you are frightened by movie tie-ins, then you shouldn't spend too much time within range of this attraction.
- If you are traveling with small children or people in their second childhood, you may want to line up for the nearby princess meet-and-greet garden.
- Minimum height 32".
- Maximum IQ 79.
- Strollers indicate that at some point your probably had a child with you.
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