WARNING: This is random
Au.di.tor.s make me want to vomit…yes I know…I’m an accountant…yea yea I know…isn’t that like the whole light skin dark skin thing? Shouldn’t you guys get along?!? HECK NO! These fools are annoying as I don’t know what. Curses to En.ron, Ty.co, Ar.th.ur.An.der.sen and all of the others who made S.OX a reality and now force materiality levels down to ridiculous levels.
“No I do not know where that penny went out of $10,000,000.00…I will give you one out of my purse if you will get the hell away from my desk!”
Oh…and does anyone want a free yorkie?
Nah for real…I woke up Sunday morning and I couldn’t find my glasses…long story short Nicolay got a hold of them. I must have kicked them off my bedside table in my sleep. So I finally locate the frames which have been bent and gnawed at (mind you I am blind without my glasses) and I notice a lenses is missing…where is it? In Nicolay’s bed…all scratched up!
Now…I know the idea of a dog chewing on a shoe makes most women cringe…but if I had to pick I would definetly take the shoe “L” rather than the glasses “L”…
First piece of personal property destroyed by the dog. Jeez…if I knew he would get this “ignant” I would have named him “Lil Scrappy Jon” boo