You can't become ill, but I can by reading about it.
I wish all my comments for Weekend Web could be a video of me making funny faces like Jon Stewart does, because I'd be doing it right now.
Yeah, it's caused by watching that scene in True Lies where Jamie Lee Curtis strips. Ugh.
Do you have any 2-for-1 specials?
Men never have any health problems! Prostate cancer is just a liberal lie!
Rock legend David Bowie has changed his identity with almost every album. Can you remember all these classic Bowie characters?
Tucker Carlson's idiot brother just called New York mayor Bill de Blasio's spokeswoman a "LabiaFace."
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