Barbara Bui boot
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Life’s not a bitch, life’s a beautiful woman with legs ready to spread.
Because of brain, you can dine with her on animals twice as brawny as you, without any more effort than lifting your little finger for a waiter.
You can bed her in a flat higher than fowl fly, you can travel with her faster than a cheetah, you can–
Dress for life in an urbane Barbara Bui boot, made of three different beasts: black suede, black fox fur, black patent leather.
The Barbara Bui boot’s 4½” heel is all ambitious arch, like life should lie down and curve her back for you.
It’s good to be on top–of the food chain.
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