Heathers is one of my favorite movies. I think I quoted, “Fuck me gently with a chainsaw,” in my AIM away message circa 2002.
The leader of the Heathers was Heather Chandler. A true power player, her signature color was red. I loved all of the Heathers’ preppy ensembles and I would be lying if I said that I wasn’t a croquet aficionado.
Growing up, my parents’ had the L.L.Bean croquet set. While I was not allowed to have guests in the house while my parents weren’t home, during the summer of 1999, I totally invited the neighborhood over to the backyard for croquet tournaments. I wasn’t a raging bitch like Heather Chandler. Unless someone got to the red set before me.