Smutty is pleased to announce that the final important aspect of the election has now been covered thanks to Joss Whedon. Joss has done an excellent job distilling the choices in this election down to its purest elements.
Do you want the Zombie Apocalypse?
If you are truly prepared and unafraid of the Zombie Apocalypse, stand tall behind Mitt Romney and cast your vote secure in the belief that you can weather the coming storm.
“He’s (Romney) not afraid to face a ravening, grasping, horde of sub-humans, cause that’s how he sees poor people already.” — Joss Whedon
For those who are not yet ready to face a complete meltdown of society, compassion, structure, unity and moral American values, make the choice to stand with President Obama. Remember, those of us with four legs can run fast and forage food, but are not allowed to vote.
And if you close your eyes and let election shennagians transform voting night back to 2000’s “hanging chads” fiasco, tuck your head and stock up on canned goods and water.