RalPh: "Hi, this is RalPh, the pharmacist over at local grocery. I'm calling about a script you wrote for Valerie Smith yesterday, for her Valium."
Dr. Grumpy: "Is there a problem? She gets it every month."
RalPh: "It's her name. You misspelled it."
Dr. Grumpy: "What did I write?"
RalPh: "Instead of Valerie Smith you wrote Valium Smith."
Dr. Grumpy: "Holy crap. That's awesome."
RalPh: "Yeah, it took a while for the tech and I to stop laughing enough to call you."