I've been internet dating for two years in the hope of finding ‘the one’. So far, I've managed to find clowns, comedians, Buddhists, actors, wacky accountants and foot fetishists – but not ‘the one’. Is he out there? If not, at least I've collected some great stories along the way and I'm also writing a novel about my dating experiences. This is the story so far, and I'll be adding a blog every week to keep you up to date with my hunt.