This week in "Things That Will Increase Your Heartrate Tenfold," we've got urban downhill mountain biking, which is pretty much as batshit as it sounds.
Marcelo Gutiérrez attached a camera to himself and plummeted down a winding obstacle course smack in the middle of the narrow streets of Chile and Slovakia during an urban downhill mountain bike racing competition, because normal downhill mountain biking was just too darn inconvenient. Why travel all the way to a mountainous area to thrown yourself down a bunch of steep rocks when you've got a lovely city with plenty of buildings, walls, cement poles, and powerlines to dodge around every corner?
Watch the full video above, and don't try this at home, folks. Like, please. As an innocent bystander, I'm begging you.