Wrote a piece about making women laugh.
This piece is a bit related.
High school. Spanish class. Darlene. So incredibly hot.
I make her laugh. A lot. Does she like me? Think so.
Work hard on this deal. Movie date in the future?
In walks Guy. Major jock. Football, basketball, big star. Good looking.
Personality? How do I describe? A male Queen of England. Incredibly boring. With a good dose of meanness toward lower beings (like me).
So tell me, fans, who does Darlene go for? Funny me or dull as sh_t Guy?
WAS. NOT. CLOSE
Guy, baby, Guy to the max. She is on him like a green fly on a dead rat.
However, Guy is not interested. At all! Which makes Darlene want him all the more.
She gets nowhere.
I am depressed and deflated. I would like to say this was the ONLY time this happened. But it wasn’t. By a mile.
So did I keep on being funny guy? Sure. I was the ultimate one trick pony. Nothing else to offer.
So what lessons do we learn, boys and girls?
Fifty years later, same sh_t.
Only difference is that Guy has a beer belly and a bald spot.
And that evens things up a bit.