that the rest of my family is probably sick of:
1. Talking incessantly about Mr. Ashley's love of sausage. Any mention of the word "sausage" gets me saying, "Sausages...you love sausages, you love you some sausages. Sausage is good" in my best tard voice.
2. Because I hate walking around our house, if I'm taking the chickens out front, I just carry them through the house. Every.Single.Time, I turn their butts so that they are pointing at someone's face and say, "what? what? chicken butt"--sometimes I do it to everyone in the family.
3. Insisting that the defrost button in my car is actually a rocket ship button, complete with daily "3...2...1 BLAST OFF" announcement with rapid acceleration.
There's more, but these are the ways I most frequently use to annoy my family and amuse myself.