The mail reports that a 33-year-old science grad has quit her job, to live off her parents, because she is “too pretty to work.” Her parents pay for her monthly expenses, including designer clothing.
From the article:
“Even when I was in a laboratory in scrubs with no make-up they [Men] still came on to me because of my natural attractiveness. There was nothing I could do to stop it,’ she added.”
3 Things You Could Do To Potentially Get Men To Stop Coming On To You In A Science Lab
1. Follow the lead set by pop-star Ke$ha this week and drink your own urine.
2. Petri dishes full of harassment suits! Or if you can’t use science to make lawsuits appear on blank paper, maybe the money your parents are giving you to buy designer clothing can get the job done!
3. Make 100 clones of yourself so that the men keep coming on to the clones. Oh, and since your parents are willing to pay for your lavish life style, make sure only the clones go to work! You get the best of both worlds by living off your parents while doing nothing, and increasing your work productivity 100 times!