Florida Woman Starts Brawl Over Cheese on Garlic Knots
A 25-year-old woman was unhappy last February when a chef at Palm Coast Pizza in Palm Coast, Florida, topped her garlic knots with cheese. Jessica Conti was horrified at the thought of cheesy garlic knots and demanded her money back. The cashier complied, but Conti thought her attitude was rude. That’s when her three friends stormed the restaurant, according to the Daytona Beach News-Journal. The three men started a free-for-all, knocking a fax machine and cash register off the counter and throwing food and boxes around the pizzeria. As cheese-haters are wont to do, one of the crew picked up a glass parmesan container and threw it at a television screen, damaging the set.
Employees called the police as the melee continued, but the anti-cheesy garlic knot crew left the restaurant before officers arrived. Luckily, someone at the restaurant was able to identify the group, though, and deputies soon had them in custody. They were charged with burglary and criminal mischief. Perhaps they should try this Florida man’s unique excuse for their vandalism.