Why can't men get mad cow disease? Because they're all pigs.
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Why are men like cars? Because they always pull out before they check to see if anyone else is cumming.
In my bed, it's perpetual motion all night long, baby.
What do you call a woman who is paralyzed from the waist down? Married.
If someone notices you with an open zipper, answer proudly: professional habit.
Women are like swimming pools – they cost a great deal of money to maintain, considering the time you spend inside.
I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception
A wife can enjoy anything, until it's not my salary.