Ian the Climate Denialist Potato is a brave and highly skeptical vegetable who is just asking questions. Questions like, what is the United Nations REALLY up to? How do these so called warmenists sleep at night when they spend all day trying to stop poor people being allowed to eat coal? Coal, why is it so great? But the most important question of all is how can you go on living without one of these adorable 20cm plush tubers?