The Ten Sleaziest T-Shirts of Ultra 2014
Photo by Liz Tracy
It's adorable that this posse of pals got together for a handmade t-shirt sesh. They painstakingly tie-dyed six tees, all matchy-matchy. They carefully cut the entire sides out, which is perfect for showing just a little nipple. And they came up with playful, individual slogans like "Fatty," "I Heart Shots," "Booty Guard," and "Who's Your Daddy?"
But Misters "Suck It or Fuck It" and "Sit on My Face" ... We're sending you back to the craft room.
Photo by S. Pajot
Yeah. Maybe if you ask twice and wear flag capes, it'll happen.