Monday, December 19, 2005
I have a confession to make. I've chosen to make a clean break, you know, come clean, and not just write a private message to Ralph to apologize.Instead, I'm am letting the whole world know of my underhanded tactics. I have just a few more strands of hair than Ralph. I think secretly, he has been very jealous of my (ahem) full 'looking head of hair'. Well Ralph, ol Buddy, I have a secret and this is it. I've been using this (see photo),Big Sexy Hair Spray. You'll have to go to a salon to get it. I'll warn you that when you first put it on, it resembles the snow you buy in a can for frosting windows and Christmas trees. But Ralph, you too can have a big, full, head of hair like mine. I should have told you sooner. Sorry. Warning: the ladies really like 'Big Hair'. So don't use it before going to work. No use worrying Char about this.