Here are some nice items I found in parking lots. I'm still not sure what to make of them, but I do think they make some interesting claims. For starters, it comes as no surprise that Skwor Peein is BAD, but who would have thought Fantastik Bone Eyes is GOOD?
Even better, George Washington, our #1 Founding Father, now seems embroiled in some sort of foreign entanglement. Also, he may be a panda-abusing duck in possession of 500 packets of soy/duck/mustard sauce. Or perhaps the duck is a patriot invoking the spirit of Washington as a battle cry against Chinese financial ascendancy.
We need to get some wind-talkers in here to crack these kiddie-codes, pronto.