I feel sorry for you. You'll never get a date.
Size: 11" x 17" (if you want metric sizes, convert it yourself you lazy bastard).
Printed on extremely low quality, 100 lb. matte paper.
Ready for framing or for crumpling into a tiny ball and throwing at someone you hate.
Signed, extremely limited edition print. Seriously.
Each print is individually numbered 1 - 25.
Hmmm, I wonder what number you'll get... the anticipation is killing me.