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We have a front-runner for the Charlie Brown Christmas tree photo contest. Well, it’s not a tree. It’s actually a dying orchid that an SFGate reader dressed up with a shiny red ball.
It seems like the sort of pathetic plant Charlie Brown would feel deep compassion for and purchase, thinking he could gift it to a lady friend. Of course, he’d unsuccessfully woo Lucy with his dead flower, and she’d tell him he’s a loser. But then Snoopy would find a watering can in his dog house, and dump some water on the plant. Woodstock would take a bath in the pool of water surrounding the plant–and then a beautiful flower would bloom.
The winner receives four passes to the Charles Schulz Museum in Santa Rosa and a cuddly stuffed Snoopy.