1.Paying £40 a day for nursery when your kid is too ill to go because of a bug they caught at nursery smarts like a kick in the knackers.
2.6 hours unbroken sleep feels like a gift from the gods.
3.At 4.35am Tellytubbies makes complete sense.
4.The closest thing to dirty talk when you've got kids is your wife suggesting you order a Domino's and eat it in bed.
5.One of the most magical sounds is hearing your partner and kids laughing their head off together in the next room.