What's the tallest building in our city?
The library, because it has the most stories!
Joke by: broly
Why did the music teacher get locked out of the classroom?
Because his keys were on his piano!
Joke by: Mandalorian
The other day I went to a diner that said "Breakfast at any time."
So I went in and said, "I'd like some waffles during the Renaissance."
Joke by: Cheerios
What has t in the beginning, ends with t and has t inside it?
A teapot! Because T is its first letter, it ends with T and it has tea inside it.
Joke by: Annika
Why is Cinderella so bad at soccer?
She had a pumpkin for a coach, kept losing her shoes and kept running away from the ball!
Joke by: Ok
What's the difference between a cat and a comma?
One has claws at the end of its paws, while the other is a pause at the end of a clause!
Joke by: idk
Read a good book at the library 📚
Joke by: Joke master 2 (this one is better)
What do you call an anxious ogre?
A nervous Shrek!
Joke by: eeeeeeemmmmojieileen
What do you call a fake noodle?
Joke by: Daredevil
A man and his horse went to a village. He arrived on Friday, stayed there for three days and left on Friday. How is that possible?
His horse is named Friday!
Joke by: Pravallika
Can you name four days of the week that start with the letter T?
Tuesday, Thursday, Today and Tomorrow 🤣🤣
Joke by: LOL
How do you make an octopus laugh?
With ten tickles!
Joke by: FUNNY JOKES MASTER
What word is the same backwards and upside down at the same time?
Joke by: funny bunny
What's the difference between flies and birds?
Birds can fly but flies can't bird!
Joke by: Gabriel
What did the fishseller say to the magician?
Pick a cod, any cod!
Joke by: Eline
Why did it take the sailor so long to learn the alphabet?
He spent years at C!
Joke by: Kitty
What advice do you get from a librarian?
Believe in your shelf.
Joke by: libraryjoker
Why can’t you go to the world’s biggest library?
It’s always overbooked!
What odd number becomes even if you take away a letter?
Joke by: someone
What comes once in a minute, twice in a moment, but not once in a thousand years?
The letter M!
Joke by: AYABATMAN
What do you call a elephant in Antarctica?
Joke by: Hei Hei
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What has holes in it but still holds water?
Posted Sep 14, 2019
knock knock who`s there trick who
trick or trick hahaha
why can't you tell a egg a joke?
cause you'll crack them up!
Posted Sep 13, 2019
why did the melon go into the water?
to turn into a watermelon!!!
Posted Sep 12, 2019
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To meet his friends at McDonald’s but they were cooked
a sloth was attacked by 4 snails and the sloth reported it to the police.
police: can you describe the snails sloth: i don't know ,it all happened so fast
Posted Sep 11, 2019
why did the gum cross the road?
because it was stuck to the chicken's foot
what do you call a fish with no eye?
what is the most delicious monument?
the leaning tower of pizza!
What do you call a cow who is a boy?
Posted Sep 10, 2019
what did the math book say to the math book
you got probloms
Posted Sep 08, 2019
What did the math book say to the other math book
I have so much probloems
Posted Sep 07, 2019
Why is Cinderella so bad at soccer
Because she lost her second shoe
what did the duck say to the rooster
What do you get when you add 1 beside another 1?