DANGER: This shirt has the power of the native indian gods behind it.

I bought this shirt because it looked pretty sweet. I had not read anything about it back then.However, I made the mistake of wearing it to work last Tuesday. I had a disagreement with one of my coworkers, and I started to get a bit angry. The wolves reacted to my anger. They suddenly burst forth from my shirt and tore him from limb to limb, slowly eating his entrails while he watched in pain. They then opened a spirit portal to his home, and did the same to his family, as he watched. Once they had their fill, they came back through the portal, bit into his neck and suffocated him while I watched. After this they decreed my new name was Abenaki Delaware of the tribe of the wolf, and they returned to my shirt. Police arrived shortly thereafter.I am now in a mental health facility.Pros: They will smite your enemies.Cons: They will smite the innocent to punish your enemies, something you may not morally agree with. People will not believe that the shirt killed your enemies.