Squareguy practical pants?

If you thought jeans were the goto pants in your closet because of the comfort and durability factors, these pants might evolve your opinion. I wound up buying every color they have. They're durable and incredibly comfortable. To me cargo pants make the wearer look like he has elephantitus or leg mumps. These have just enough extra pockets to be practical and useful without the bloat. The rear pockets have Velcro at the tops to keep them trim and closed. There's an extra right side pocket with a zipper to secure your Platinum Card or Razor-micropod-GPS thingy. Not sure why these pants aren't water cooler talk, but after trying a pair you'll wonder why also. Not crazy about the Roc Jeans version of these pants which I ordered by mistake. But you'll probably feel Einsteinian after buying this version.