ain't in to koolots

I'm disgusted with myself for ordering clothes online. It would've been helpful if the website had said there was no enter lining. Now, I have always worn "large" (have a fat ass from sitting in front of a computer for years) but these things fit like a long skirt. My wife didn't even laugh, they looked so stupid. Crotch hung at my knees and hem near my ankles. They were still too long when I "Urkled" them. In this "one-size fits" world these still have no resemblance to a "fit"; nor do they make a good rag for washing the car. Website gave me nothing better-fitting to choose from nor enough information to know what I was getting.