A Journey of 1,000 Miles begins with one small---um, Cap

If you're wondering whether to buy it, whether you'll dig it, whether it will really look good on your head: wonder no longer! I'd highly recommend the Comrade Mao Chinese Red Army distressed Cap, which if you're a chick will make you look like Doonesbury's Honey Yuan, and if you're a dude will make you look like you're about to start your own bourgeois-smashing Revolution!Yes, Comrade, yes! Don your cap! Wave your Little Red Book! Let a thousand flowers bloom against the hideous stinky weeds of Capitalism!And best of all, look stylish doing it, with a little weathered touch that makes this thing look really vintage. It's a high quality cap, well-made, and so militant looking that it's oodles of fun to wear around, particularly when those overfed, complacent, suburban running dogs of capitalism shoot you strange---or should I say worried?---looks.So fork it over, Comrade, and arm your head with some high Proletarian style. You'll be climbing the barricades and taking the Power Back in no time!JSG