Monkey See Monkey Do

1. Take ten minutes to get into character (which in this case is steely-eyed Gorilla)2. Within the duration of wearing the garment, you must jump around, pound on keyboards, and violently peel bananas as if your sad little monkey world will end tomorrow.3. Avoid eye contact4. Recommended garment-wearing time: no longer than an hour. The feel of being a monkey will consume you and it is a feeling you'll never want to abandon.Amazon.com is not responsible for misuse of this product.