Are you fricking kidding me?

Five hundred bucks for some average looking jeans with paint splattered on them? If you are interested in that sort of thing, talk to me, I can set you up for much less. And don't buy jeans online anyway, they are one of those things you just have to try on. The best part is how the pre-worn look and paint are supposed to make them look like they didn't cost that much. Please, head on down to a department store, get yourself some forty dollar jeans and a paint brush and give the other $450 to some charity.