not what i expected

I, for one, was most disappointed in this product.While preparing for last year's Star Trek convention in Las Vegas, it struck me that i had torn my uniform during bat'leth practice and had not yet requisitioned a replacement. Since i was shopping forConversational Klingon (Audiofy Digital Audiobook Chips)anyway, i decided to give Amazon.com a try. I was pleased to find this listing and ordered a XXXL.Imagine my surprise and dismay when i unpacked the box in my room at the Las Vegas Hilton. Instead of the expected "Three Worf Moon t-shirt", i had... this. This is not even close to Federation or Empire standards. But, at the time, it was the only clean shirt i had, my other shirt having fallen victim to an especially sloppy drive thru meal at the nearby Taco Bell. So i put it on, and had an immediate craving for a Budweiser.I looked in the phone book to find the nearest comic book store, praying that they would have an acceptable substitute uniform to wear to the con. As soon as i parked the ol' Ford Festiva, throngs of women started migrating toward me from the parking lot of the Wal*mart next door. Having never spoken to a woman before, i was very nervous, but managed to explain to them that i needed to buy a new uniform because Klingons had messed up my other one. For some reason, they looked at me funny after i said that, but one of them said that my pants looked fine. (?) I explained that my problem was more with the shirt. The same woman said she really liked the shirt. Then she asked me if i wanted to see the new trailer. I told her that i seen a sneak preview of the trailer, and i thought it looked like a cheap rip-off of the original. (I saw the movie on May 7th, and i stand by my original assessment. ONLY SHATNER can play Kirk!!!!1)At this point, the chattering women went quiet, and the one who had been speaking to me started slapping me silly! And another one of them threw an empty beer can at my head before starting back to the Wal*Mart parking lot to find someone named "Cletus". Well, it doesn't take a Starfleet Academy graduate to know when to get the heck out of Dodge. I hopped back into the Festiva and high-tailed it back to the hotel. I wore this T-shirt ot the convention, and everyone laughed at me. Have you ever been laughed at by a whole bunch of Trekkers? It hurts, man.