Met my wife( she was wearing this shirt)

Unfortunately, this shirt can be a little misleading. I was in a club with a couple of pals and saw a gorgeous woman out on the floor doing the Macarena. Instinctively, I sprinklered my way over to her and gave her that look of, "I know". She received my advances very well, and we left holding hands. I thought I was the luckiest guy in the world, so I asked her to marry me. We got married in the forest, and released a cadre of swallows to signify our union.Our wedding night, which was set to be the best night of my night, turned out to be a huge disappointment. I wanted her to keep the swallows t-shirt on, to show our love of swallows, and that was when she dropped the bomb... she doesn't like swallows. I was horrified to realize that I had just made the biggest mistake of my life by marrying a woman who hated my beloved birds.I give this shirt a 2/5 because I'm now in a horrible divorce.