A warning to all

Apon seeing this t-shirt for sale I knew I just had to have one, but fearing that amazon might sell out I thought I would order a bulk load to be delivered to my home address, little did I know that this was the worst thing I could have done.2 boxes duly arrived the following day and with limited space to store them I piled them on top of each other in the corner of the spare room and thought no more about it untill later that night when I saw an eerie glow coming from upstairs.I ran upstairs and what I saw can only be described as some sort of nuclear meltdown, the pile of t-shirts were glowing red hot and starting to melt through the floor, my only guess being that the power of each t-shirt is magnified when brought into contact with another and with ordering 250 t-shirts this was enough to enter critical mass and trigger the meltdown.Well it's been 2 days now and the t-shirts have long melted through the crust of the earth and I can only assume that they will appear on the other side of the earth at some point in a cloud of steam and smoke, so if you live in china and a pile of 3 wolf t-shirts melt through the floor of your house then they are mine and I would appreciate it if you could give me a call so I can come and collect them. Thanks...