The Rockies Are 2-0 When I Wear This Thong

In my day to day life I am a boxer guy. I like the roominess and the relative comfort of the boxer short. I bought this thong after the fiasco of opening weekend for the Colorado Rockies. It has done the job. Although it is dry clean only which is hella embarrassing. (You can hand wash with cold water but the color runs a little)The first game I wore it to was a little uncomfortable. The second game it was actually feeling fairly comfortable and it got Jeff Francis his first win! I plan on wearing it to all the 2008 Rockies games that I'm going to.Let's go Rockies! Whammy.