this is the most ridiculous fitting bra I've ever tried

I don't know what shape or size of breast this bra is designed for, but mine are definitely not it. If you want your girls held up in a loose fitting banana hammock, this is the bra for you. I tried to keep an open mind when I first put it on even though I was stupefied with incredulity, and thought maybe it looks good under a shirt. I put on a sweater, and thought... "oh, this is how older people get that weird look like their boobs have fallen down but the nipples still manage to point up". It's not a bullet bra, but it's a similar unnatural shape.