Skip the lines with this shirt and dominate the club scene

I wore this shirt out to a night club last night. It was one of those velvet-rope-pretty-people joints. I was towards the back of the line to get in sipping on my Cherry Coke Slurpee when the bouncer asked me to come to the front of the line.Initially the bouncer thought I was wearing a lei and I assume wanted to discuss floral wear, but then realized that the lei simply separated the tye dye patterns on my garment. We had a brief discussion of why my shirt was blue, yet bore the picture of a red shirt. Unable to offer a coherent non-slurpee-spit-riddled explanation, I quickly unleashed my "air ukulele" abilities before he was able to ask for them.Fortunately, the bouncer was a fan of ukulele mastery, and wore the same hypnotic stare as Elvis on this shirt while watching my mad air-uke skills. Not surprisingly, I was immediately granted access into the VIP section of the night club (and even got to take my slurpee inside!).Clearly, my shirt was the highlight of many people's evening!