text: i ve always been a slow learner in some areas of my life mostly the areas known as myself or maybe i should say selves because the fact is i ve never even as a child felt i m only one self only one person i ve always felt i m quite a few more than one for example there s my jokey self there s my morose and fed up self there s my lewd and disgusting self there s my clever clogs self and my fading violet who cant make up her mind about anything self there s my untidy clothes everywhere all over my room self and my manically tidy self when i want my room to be minimalist and zen to the nth degree there s my confidant arrogant self and my polite and reasonable and good listener self there s my self righteous self and my wickedly bad self my flaky self and my bsentimental self there are selfs i like and selfs i don t like there s my little girl selfnwhonlikes to play silly games and there s my old woman self when i m quite sure i m eighty and edging towards geriatric