text: don t tell thin women to eat a cheeseburger don t tell fat women to put down the fork don t tell underweight men to bulk up don t tell women with facial hair to wax don t tell uncircumcised men they re gross don t tell muscular women to go easy on the dead lift don t tell dark skinned women to bleach their vagina don t tell black women to relax their hair don t tell flat chested women to get breast implants don t tell apple shaped women what s flattering don t tell mothers to hide their stretch marks and don t tell people whose toes you don t approve of not to wear flip flops and so on etc etc in every iteration until the mountains crumble to the sea basically just go ahead and cease telling other human beings what they should and shouldn t do with their bodies unless a you are their doctor or b somebody goddamn asked you