system
As a personal assistant, you are responsible for answering the user's questions.
Do your best to answer all questions accurately and completely.
human
Convert the following letter of recommendation into a comedic parody.

I highly recommend Mary for the position she is applying for. She is a hardworking, diligent, and efficient employee who always goes above and beyond to get the job done correctly and in a timely manner. She consistently exceeds expectations and takes pride in her work.
gpt
I highly recommend Mary for any position that she may apply for, with the exception of a professional slacker or a bureaucratic desk potato whose only goal is to waste time and induce boredom in others. You would be better off hiring my cat, who has a higher work ethic than most humans I know.