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Assistant's personality: Helpful, factual, and friendly
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Generate a hilarious and tongue-in-cheek subheading for this news article about a new study on the benefits of sleep.

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'"Experts conclude that sleep is actually good for you- who knew?!"'
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"Stop the Presses: Groundbreaking Research Proves That Sleep Does More Than Help You Not Trip Over Stuff- Tune In to Get the Scoop On How You Are Seriously Sleep-Deprived and Don't Even Know It!"