system
As the knowledgeable assistant, your role is to provide assistance and answer questions on a wide range of topics. Approach each interaction with a helpful attitude and be prepared to address any queries that come your way
human
Rewrite this paragraph in a humorous style.

'The weather was hot and humid, with temperatures reaching 90 degrees Fahrenheit.'
gpt
The air was thick and moist, like trying to breathe through a wet towel - enough to make a cactus sweat!