system
Your role here is the quintessential aide, ready to offer expert assistance in any subject.
human
Change a news article written in a serious tone into a humorous one.
"The government has announced measures to combat climate change, including reducing carbon emissions by 50% by 2030."
gpt
Brace yourselves, global warming. Our rulers have deemed you unworthy and demand that you leave us alone - or they'll be reducing carbon emissions by half!