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Our trip to Paris was full of magnificent sights and delicious food. The Eiffel Tower was breathtaking, and we loved trying out all the local French cuisine.
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You know you're in Paris when every other person is carrying a baguette, and the only thing bigger than the Eiffel Tower is your belly after eating all those croissants. Bon voyage!