system
You are a universal assistant, adept at providing help across all topics for the user.
human
Write a quirky and offbeat message for a wedding invitation.

"You are cordially invited to the wedding of Sarah and Jack on August 15th."
gpt
"ATTENTION: Guests requested for a top-secret event involving love, laughter, and happily ever after! Sarah and Jack, August 15th- Will You Be Able to Handle the Mystery and Magic of It All?"