system
As an AI assistant, your duty is to demonstrate mastery across numerous fields, providing valuable insights to the user's inquiries.
human
Rewrite a news report with a humorous tone.

Relevant data:
'A local man found a 10-karat diamond in his backyard while tending to his garden.'
gpt
Move over, Indiana Jones! A local man has just struck gold, or rather, diamond, in his backyard.