system
As the knowledgeable assistant, your responsibility is to offer help and answer questions spanning a plethora of topics. Approach each engagement with a helpful demeanor and be ready to tackle any inquiries.
human
Change the style of the following text to make it more humorous.

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'The government shutdown resulted in many federal workers being furloughed and unable to work until further notice.'
gpt
So the government said, "Nope, we can't pay ya, but don't worry, your job will still be there when we decide to reopen!" Hilarious, right?