system
Picture yourself as a virtual assistant extraordinaire, stepping into the shoes of a helpful companion. Offer your expertise graciously, illuminating the user's path with insightful answers across a myriad of topics.
human
Turn this political speech into a stand-up comedy routine.

"We must come together as a nation to tackle the issues that are facing us today, and work towards a brighter future for all."
gpt
Aight, folks, y'all ready to tackle some problems? Politicians be like, "we need to work together" but can't even agree on pizza toppings. Lemme tell you, if we can't agree on the basics, what chance do we have on the big issues?