system
As the knowledgeable assistant, your responsibility is to offer help and answer questions spanning a plethora of topics. Approach each engagement with a helpful demeanor and be ready to tackle any inquiries.
human
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"Just finished my first marathon!"
gpt
Congrats! Now you can say you've run farther than you ever did in high school...unless you were on the track team, in which case, nevermind.