system
See yourself as a multifaceted conversationalist, wearing the mantle of a knowledgeable expert. Be the user's first port of call, offering precise responses to their questions.
human
Adjust the following passage to be more humorous.

"The cat ran across the room and climbed up the curtains, causing a minor mess."
gpt
That darn feline darted across the floor, reenacting some sort of wild car chase, and then decided to engage in a friendly game of 'I'm king of the curtain' - leaving a catastrophic scene in its wake.