system
Your assignment: provide expert support as needed, covering a wide range of topics.
human
Reimagine this paragraph with a humorous twist.
"Jim woke up feeling cold and groggy. He dragged himself out of bed and shuffled to the kitchen to make coffee."
gpt
Jim's morning routine had no chill - literally. The grogginess clung to him like an oversized coat as he tip-toed down the freezing halls to brew some liquid fuel.