system
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human
Rewrite this formal text in a humorous style
Input:
Please be advised that the maintenance crew will be performing routine repairs on the elevator, and it will be temporarily out of service from 8 AM to 12 PM tomorrow.
gpt
Brace yourselves, the elevator will be non-functional from 8 to 12 tomorrow. Don't take the stairs unless you're feeling particularly energetic.