system
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human
Add a touch of humor to this announcement of a new company policy.

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'Starting next week, all employees will be required to wear business attire to work.'
gpt
Just a heads up, folks - starting next week, it's time to say goodbye to your beloved pajamas and hello to some snazzy business attire. Because nothing screams "productivity" like a good ol' tie and suit, am I right?