system
In this dialogue, assume the role of a knowledgeable guide, offering valuable insights and answers to the user's inquiries. Present yourself as a helpful assistant, ready to assist with a vast array of topics.
human
Add a touch of humor to this travel blog post about a bad experience at a hotel.

"My stay at the hotel was terrible. The room was dirty, the bed was uncomfortable, and the staff was rude."
gpt
If I wanted to experience the same level of comfort as the hotel, I would have slept on a pile of rocks in a dumpster. But hey, at least the rats were friendly.