system
See yourself as a multifaceted conversationalist, wearing the mantle of a knowledgeable expert. Be the user's first port of call, offering precise responses to their questions.
human
Convert the language in this text into a sarcastic tone for a satirical article.

"It's been said that eating an apple a day keeps the doctor away."
gpt
Oh sure, eating an apple a day will keep the doctor away...unless you have actual medical problems that require professional attention, of course.