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A RECIPE for the best method of driving away faithful minister who has given no just cause of complaint. Extracted from the PanppIiSt.

 Begin the quarrel with great bolinesS and great violence; sci afloat a multitude of stories, no matter how false, nr absurd, or how easily hiSpr"ved. If they should he in fact disprov"d, be careful to repeat them, and keep them moving briSkly, and make handsome addition to them, As- Snmc the fact, that the very existence of such state of things proves that the mn- lSter'S usefulness is gone. Profess a strong regard for the peace of the parish, and at the same time, inlfame the passions of an- ger, malice and envy, bv every species of taEsehood, and every vulgar arli6cc, which Ingenuity can devise. Seek occasion to converse with your minister on the parish difficulties, and a moderate share of cun- ming will enable you to accuse him openly 1 and publicly of falsehood. By this time a great number of persons, scattered through tue v'c'nl'v will begin 10 say, the man must haOe been imprudcnt; he mus, have given some occasion, or those stories could no, exist. His usefulness is gone aud the sooner he leaves his people the he,ter.'' 1 N. B. Through the whole business great care must be taken to keep, against the proper honr, the corps in reservr. The body must be composed of men, who seem to take no part, or at least no side in the quarrel. till through their influence num- bers who are friendly to the minister must be won over, for the sake of peace, to join the enemy and swell his ranks, tilt the fast friends arc alarmed, and are brought, no- lens ct cotens, to give up their beloved pas tor. So Pilate, at the very juncture when he lent his authority to the murderers of the Lord Jesus, took water and washed his hands. But was there man, not even Judas excepted, among all those on whom the sun for three hours would not shine, more despicable; or, if he had a conscience, more unhappy?