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EDITORIAL DILEMMA.

 ScENE,-The Sanctum-AcT FIRST.

 (Entcr Saap.)

 Saap-Copy, Sir.

 Edit0r.-Hand me the scissors-and the Globe there. Let me see, (soliloquising) )- here's ssJohn Jones and the Madisonian''- ssJohn Tyler Traitor''-'.Van Buren against the world''-''Aeeepting office under the nistration''-s.Boston Post bought ssHenshaw's eralism''-nothing here for you, boy-pass the Malisonian

 ENTER Snap, NO. ?.

 Saap NO. 2-Copy, Sir.

 Editor-f Reading. )-ssJ ohm Tyler''-ssThe Great tGlobe''-'.The case of Weaver''--"The Presidents Popularity, per se''-sshis avail ability''-"Col. Eenton' ''@-N othing here What's that:

 Snap .No 2.-The Spectator, Sir.

 Editor-!( Reading )-''The National Con- vention''-''1Ir. Calhoun'-sVoice of South Carolina''-s'Per Capita"-"one Term''- "Calhom's Claims and Prospects'-Avail- ability, with illustrations" Nothing here, boys. .'he scissors will rust while l am hunting for sound political argument from any of these. Pass lem along.

 EHer Snap NO 3.

 Snap Mo. 3.-Copy, Sir.

 Edtor.-Well, well, don't teaze a fellow to death What paper is that2

 Snap No. 3.-The Harrisburg Argus, Sir. Edit9r.-Ah-a Cass paper-pass it. Heading g)-"Lewis Cass''-I thought sol .Great Cass Meetings in Michigan Missouri, and-2' (the moon suppose se)-'Twon't do where's the Plebeian

 Snaps, dil-Here, Sir.

 Edifor-( Reading )-''Martin Van Buren, -'.Algiers''-ssY Yankees''-s.New England and Boston''-2Sblood and thunder--what has all this to do with principlc-with de mocracy.

 (ENTER Boss Printer.

 -((Excited. )-Boys, you might per haps make yourselves useful at the case.

 Snap NO. No copy.

 Snap No. 2--No copy.

 Saap No. 3.-N c-o-p-y.

 BoSs.-Well, sir-by sending out blank paper you'll save some press work. (Exi in huf.)

 Editor-Boys, do get the Enquirer. Thai would be the very exposure for our political guidance, but for its long-winded correspon- dents. 1 do wonder that Mr. Ritchie, sc eircumspeet himself, allows such prosy, interminable partisan warfare, solely about MEN, to appear in the Enquirer. Rut here is an excellent editorial, headed ''IRe dangeg is not yet over." Take that, boys, and clear out. (Era SnapS.)

 (Editor sOliloqnises.) What world is this How often do men forget the princi- pies they profess, and hazard all, by boot less and foolish wrangle about non-essentials. Why does not every democratic cannonier direct the whole skill and power of his po- lltical gunnery upon the common enemy Why is ammunition expended where the most brilliant temporary success will only weaken us for the final onset' Wrong, all wrong If the democratic party is defeated in "A, it will be by the mdiscretion of demo- cratic editors.