True Wit.
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At a meeting on the dock, few Sunday af-
ternoons since, while Sandy Welsh was speak
ing, wag in rags cried out, "Ho, Sandy
Welsh, with his three dollars day and a shil-
ling head for all who sign his pledge!"
Sandy, never at a loss to know what to do, re-
piled, :" Yes, we cold-water men now have our
three dollars day, and are we'll dressed and
well clothed, and well fed; and our families
are comfortable. Now look at us, and then
look at the rummies-look at ourfriend there,
iall in rags; they had better all come and sign
the pledge, and have good clothes and some
thing to eat '-Amer. Temp Union