GoING, CONC, GONE!
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A most laughable scene occurred on Friday last, during the qua pipe excitement, produced in town by the arrival of Mr. Clay.--Our Palmer,on exchange square, was going it as usual, with uplifted hammer, ready at bid 10 knock down great bargain to any one who dared wink. He had big crowd, and was doinga big business But alas for hu. man hopes; auctioneers are not exempt from their 'iattering tale.' Palmer was offering an article and had bidders to it., when boom resounds cannon. Going, cries the auc. tioneer who bids more';boom resounds an- other cannon. and the crowd prick up their the auctioneer, the crowd going sure en. ough; it begins to be noised that MT. Clay was landing at the rver.-'Give us another bid gentlemen, can't dwell neither could the crowd. for they had nearly all taken running start of him(-' going, goinGC by this time he was going it solus, every moth- CTS son having scampcred to the river, lea wing tho disappointed anctioneer alone in his glory;'-but he was not to be didled in that way he eloqucntly tapered off into the climactric, crying. going. going. going, coNE.' at the same time Ringing his hammer into tho store, he sprang from the bench, and rolled himselfto the river about as quick as the oth- CTS. He has since returned, however, and is going it, as usual.

 Memphis (Tenn.) Eagle. ......

 A SMART GIRL. One of the Lowel girls lately addressed her sister operatives on tho subject of the reduction of their wages in a spirit worthyof true Yankee. She said:

 "It was against the laws of nature and of God. for them 10 he confined in the pent-up air of factory, so many hours in day, and thus robbed of their costitutions, mus cles, and sinews, for small pittance, that an immense profit may be made by beings who fare sumptuously every day. and roll along in car of splendor through ourstreets, revelling in luxury and extravagance. and at the same time protesting the religion of that meek and lowIy Jesus, 'who went about doing good. o. ye pharisees. hypocritesE how can ye escape the damnation of helR"