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Interesting DialQgue.-Doat faii to read 1.-The following dialogue is copied from the Mill's Point Herald It is suited to eve- " meridian, and by the substitution of Me- chanic, Merchant, Lawyer, Doctor, &c., is adapted to all the various classes in the com munity:

 Farmer,-Good morning, Mir. Editor, wish you'd give me a paper, l want to see the news.

 Editor.--With pleasure, here is one just from the press. What have you in that bas- ket

 Farmer-I have some fresh butter, eggs, and about gallon of raspberries, which l have brought 10 market.

 Editor.-Well, neighbor Snobs, am glad that am out of butter; please give me a pound or tac0, If you can spare 1t.

 Fdrmer.-Y ou can have 1t all at a bit pound.

 Editor.-Very true, but gare you a news paper at your request; turn about is fair play, you know; now l want you to giue me some butter.

 Farmer.-But have brought that butter to sell

 Editor-We too publish our paper to sell; by ourlabors we live, and if you Farmers will not support us, we cannot buy your marketing. We cannot afford to give papers away.

 Fa,mer.-ButI asked for only paper, and that is not much you know; you will not miss that.

 Editor.-I asked you only for pound or two of butter, and sthat is not much, you know.

 Farmer.-Yes, that's all very true but if I should give you my butter, every body else would want to get 1t on the same terms, and couldn't sell any more to any person.

 Edaor.-Exactly, Farmer Snobs, now have brought you to the very point, wish you to understand It IS true, one newspaper IS of but trifling value, but let an editor get in the habit of giving his papers away to Tom, Dick, and Harry, whenever called on, who will be fool enough to pay for what others get gratis ?-besides, it is morally wrong to make paying subscribers pay for the papers thus wasted upon persons who re- fuse to contribute one cent to the sustain ment of the public press. We therefore feel It our duty to inform you, neighbor Snobs, that we do not gice papers away-if our pa per is not worth buying, it is not worth reading.

 Monument 10 .MHon-Considerabl curi- osity was created. on Monday, in Watling- street, by the erection of large tablet on the walls of All-hallows church, to the me- mory of Milton, the poet It bears, as an inscription, the following well-known lines ::

 '.Three poets in three distant ages born,

 Greece, Italy, and England did adorn

 The first in loftiness of thought surpass'd

 The next in majesty: in both the last

 The force of nature could no further go,

 To make third, she joined inc former two John Milton was born in Bread-street, the 9th day of December, 1908, and was baptized in the parish church of All-hallows, Bread street, Gheapside, on Tuesday, the a0th day of December, l60S"