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AN UeLr Cus1oMEK.-' Don't put no Er-
.ras."-A wager was made few days since on;
board a steamboat, between couple of jokcrs


one of whom pointing to an extremely ugly man,
bet bottle of wine that an uglier customer could
not be produced. The other, who had seen one of
the fremen as he passed on board the boat-a man
whose face was screwed out of all shape-at once
took up the bet and started down stairs for his
man. The joker had an impeachment in his speech,
bar he nevertheless soon made known his business
to the fireman, and obtained his consent to show
himself to decide the wager When inside the So
cial hall, the ugly man, whose nose was on one
side Of his face and hs eyes on the other, began to
screw and work them about, to give his face a
greater degree of uglness. "S-s-top," said his
backer, Don't put on n-n-no extras. St-st-and
Jest as the Lord made you-you can't be beat =,
The other acknowledged that he had lost, and paid
the wager. n. y. PIC.