E,-55al He Richmond Eaosirer
{"character_count": 5515, "word_count": 984, "ccnet_language_score": [0.9491000175476074], "ccnet_perplexity": [1601.9000244140625], "fasttext_language": ["en"]}
envy ! ou rode well, for you, like hm, learned early-you saved France, and crown ed your King at Rheims, but you were ul- horsed at last, and burnt as a sorceress.- Never before rode a girl or Mill Boy, as rides this Mill Boy of ours. He'll never De unhorsed, til he dismounts al the wh,te house, and saves the country and himself to boot.

 Joe Smith and Parson Miller get out of his way or you will De rode over. The end of the world isn't coming yet-only cur Mill Boy means to set up a new one. i new world !-better, far better, than the old ! La Jeune France was nothing to it. Tom Benton, Tom Benton your mint drops won't save you-no, not even if you make the Mississippi flow pure gold. Our Mill Boy promises. more than that-and he will per form 1t, too. Matty Wan Buren lay aside your magic; for the Magicians of Egypt would have quailed before this Boy of the Slashes Clear the track! clear the track ! old o., Black Dan, and Caleb you'll soon be 'sobsolete ideas''-all of you. Shut up shop Swain, Peters, and Brandreth-for, your vocation's gone Throw physic to the dogs. Our Mill Boy brings the real eHpir vite-the true Panacea. Disease and poverty will be known no more. Circus riders, all give up your trade, and see our mealy Hercules astound the world with feats of Horsemanship. Monsieur Adrian, Prince of Jugglers! he'll teach you tricks you never drcamt of in your philosophy.

 BIaeksmiths and carpenters, farmers and mechanics, all, throw up your tools! for la | I. .laJ Want, and debt, and taxes, will all be tsobso- lete ideas'' too-drowned ill Lethe with old o., Black Dan, and Caleb

 GOVERNMENT ON THE SELF-sUPPoRTlNG SYSTEM !-That's the Mill Boys plan ain't 1t glorious? Simple, too, as Zekiel Bigelow's churn Nothing to do but raise the Tariff high enough, then the paupers of Europe will pay the duties, and the General Govern ment having more money than 1t can spend, will assume, (that is, discharge, wipe out, or repudiate, the debts of the States; thesurplus it will divide among the people, having can oeiled all the private debts beforehand. But this ain't half. If you have tears, prepare to shed them now! Fine broadcloth shall be ninepence a yard; for, our manufacturers having the whole home marketto themselves, will afford to sell for next to nothing; and if they do lose a little on each yard, they will sell so much as to make 1t up in the long run. Meat and bread will be had for nothing, becau4 we now make more than we consume, and the Mill Boy swears, (mill boys will swear sometimes not an ounce of meat nor grain of corn shall be sent off to feed foreign paupers.

 Money, too, why money vii! be as plenty as blackberries. He'll have great National Institution on the plan of Aladdin's lamp, that will never fail or burst-that's the reason he won't call 1t Bank People will go there and get money by the bucket full. This will be relief to the people-real practical relief none of your democratic distractions, about remenchment, and industry, and economyi 1t will regulate the exchanges, too, to shaw ing. Poor Paddy will send thousand del lars of this money to his mother, in Cork, in quarter of an hour, free of cost. Exchange regulated down to nothing. A common way to make fortunes will be by exchanging pro- missory notes. It will be easier than the old way of laboring for money, and, under the new system, just as certain-botter, too, than the Yankee plan of swapping jackets, because every body hasn't a jacket to swap.

 There will be no classes in society, for nobody having to work, of course all will be gentlemen and ladies. Our mill boy says, that labor is an old-fashioned vulgar thing, invented by kings, and vile aristocrats, to keep the people down, and is disgrace to a Republic. He hints, too, (for he is very pious,) that all that's in the Bible about the :. sweat of his brow,'' &c., is aninterpolaton of these same vile aristocrats. When he sets up, people need never sweat, unless they waltz ill warm weather.

 With National Institution, Tariff, and As sumption, he-will work all these wonders, and usher in the GOLDEN AGE.

 Coon skins, and cider barrels, gourds, and log cabins All ye humbugs of 1940!- mill boy of the Slashes IS coming, with his mill boys and his mill bags, and with hum- bugs that will swallow ye up, as did Aaron's rod the rod of the Egyptian Sorcerors l. Clear the track !-clear the track !-HuTahl for the mill boy of the Slashesil!

 Vive la Bagatelte t-ss The Herald' hits every way capitalIy. We beg him to try his hand at it again, and strip off the mask from this system of humbuggery, which the whigs are about to perpetrate. More of your thun- der, Mir. Herald, if you please. Editors.

 A public festival was held at the White Sulphur Springs, Scott county, Kentucky, on the lst and 2d ult., by the democratic party. From twelve to fifteen hundred were present. Colonel Richard M. Johnson was the hero of the day. Several orators, among them General M'Afee of Mercer, addressed them. On the 2d day, Mr. Robert Wicklifle, senior, of Fayette was called out and spoke three hours, declaring war, and pouring out a tor rent offire upon MT. Clay-rebuking his her eses, and ridiculing his statesmansllip. The editor of the Louisville Advertiser describes his criticism on Mr. Clay to be ''bitter and excoriating beyond parallel" After dinner, Robert Wickliffe, junior, excoriated "Go- vernor Letcher and his confederates, in a style very in.erior to his father's savage sur gerry of the Mill-boy" The great meeting

 I