For the lntclligencer.
TWO BIRDS WITH ONE STONE-"G."AND
"SOBER SIDES"
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For the lntelligencer.
TWO BIRDS WITH ONE STONE-"G."AND


"soBER SIDES"


NO. l-G.


My reply to these two personages will be short,
nor DO care if my words also bo short, for the
remedy must be tempered to the disease.
G.'s communication scarcely deserves an an.
swer 1t is an explanation of his comet articles,
which makes the matter worse. do not remem-
ber to have met before, such tissue of rowdy ex-
Press'ons and forced attempts at wit and smart.
ness. But of this in its place, for have reversed
The wor' Of the primer


The cat doth play,
And after say
shall slay first, and play afterwards.
find at the winding up of his article these
words: :" nothing shall induce mo to take farther
notice Of his acrid squibs, for as the saying Is,
have other fish to fry"


In tho paragraph above the one quoted. ! hnd
also: spray, cousin Banks. can't you edify tho
public with some of your original notions OF com
cts Please inform as. according to your theo-
ries. do they climb, crawl, run. fly, or swim ."
There is the first incongruty. He wishes TO
know my views in one place; in another he says
he shall take no notice Of them. II is said that
consistency is jewel. but it is valueless to "G.'
or rather it is unknown to him.


exposed the last part Of bis communication