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COMEDY IN REAL IIFE.-The residents on the Sixth
avenue, New York. Wednesday treated to very eff
tecve comedy by couple of performers who wen
trough their parts well that it generally believed they
have had considerable practice in the line. The main
incidents Of the piece follows:


gentleman home to his dinner and having suffered


uiing loss from fall in stocks, disposed make up
Tor by venting his disappointment upon the unoending
members OF his family. This very old practice among
married gentlemen and wives ought by this time TO be used
to II as Holsters to being boiled alive. But the wife of
TINS gentleman didn't exactly understand her mission and
when he remarked that there much pepper in the
pie, and that the dinner generally was not fiji for HOG she
replied that II she had known il be by hog she
would have made fit for him. This course led to spirit
ed reply and the lady, at last, forgetting humility SO be-
coming IN wife, jumped up in passion and dashed her
plate on the floor.


"oho - exclaimed the husband '. you are going 10 pIay
that game VIII be up with you So he seized tuieen and
smashed against the crimson sofa The lady, not 10 be out
done use the table, and smashes all the crockey at
blow, and then daes her husband go on To show that
he was as full of spirit his wife, the gentleman filings wa
ter goblet at the French clock the overurns
his wife upon the floor and darts the chair in which she
sitting through the window into the streehen the
mirror which hung in the after it, Having finished the
work OF destruction inside he rushed into the street and be-
gan to demosh the chair and the remains of the mirror
While engaged in this work, body of NJ P who had been
sent o made their appearance and took the spirited gentle
man into custody He asserted his right to DESTROY his own
property and demonstrated with the NJ IS on their mperi-
neni interference The officers of the law admitted his right
70 destroy his property but denied the awuness doing
It IN the street. and for that offence they took him of 10 the


where we lost sight of him, and remain in pro-
found ignorance of the winding up Of the comedy.


rom te turbulent and unhappy conduct Of this piece we
see tue VISION OF the old dramass ending their
with marriage instead ofbegnning with their dramatic per-
| sonagcs IN that blessed condition.