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FRANz FREIHERR cAUpY. Ayl where'e my money, There's puzzling query It vanishesl Yet neither in my purse Nor pocket are there any holes. Iris very

 Ineomprehensible. don't disburse For opportunities. ! wear r!sia clothes.

 l seldom buy jam tarts, preserves of honey; And no one oseIlooks what debts be owes

 More steadily than | Where is my money, never tipple. Folks don't see me staggering,

 Sans cane and castor. in the public street. sport no ornaments--note even "bagae'' trng) have notion that my own two feet Are much superior to . horses four,

 So never call jaryey. It is funny. The longer irveatgate, the more

 As'oundedii ask. Where is ny money My money. mind you. Other peoples dollars Cohere together nobly. Only mine Cat one another. There's that pink of scholars As on-every thing. Yet HE seems rich.

 He laughs, and wexes piamper than a tanny While grow slam as divining switch,

 And search for gold IS vsinly. Where's my moneyi can't complain that editors don't pay me: 1 gs, fcr every sheet one pound sixteen; And well may! My articles are fanny Enough 10 biow up ANY Magazine. What's queerest in the affair tho is, that at

 The same time miss nothing but the one. He That watches me will ind that don't lose hat, Gloves. fcgie, stick, or cloak. Iris always money Were rake I'd say SO. When one roysters

 Beyond the rules. of course his cash must go 'Ts true regularly sup on oysters. r. Cheese. branny. and all that. Bat even so' What signifies dueat of night!

 'Tis barmaids. you may fancy. No. The sunsy Loadstar that draws ny tin is not the light

 From their eyes any how. Where tksn's my mo- A ney.

 However. apprcpos of eyes and msidens.

 own do make presents to the sex Books, watches, trinkets, mnsic too (not Haydonsl Combs, shawis, veils, bcnnets-things that might

 perplsx ~ A mah to count Bat stiil gaia by whAi ] iose m this way. T,s experience won-eh No nasfes grow tedious. Where's ny money.