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BAnIRs.-"A baby in house" says Tup- per, "is well-spring of pleasure, messen- ger of peace and love resting place for in- nocence on earth, link between angels and men"

 MT. Tupper, we opinc is ''bachelor gen. tleman," and therefore Is entitled to romance upon babies as much as he chooses. But Mr. Martin Tupper Esq, can't hope to come it over us about the pleasure of Ga baby in the house." We've been sall long thar" as Capt Simon Suggs woull say. 'Taint no great enjoyment, according to our ideas, to have cup of hot tea pulled over your lap, at least once day. Would never appre- ciate the fun of having baby's half diges- ted breakfast of milk cast into your bosom Mir Tupper's idea of a swell spring of plea sure" may be satisfactory to his own imagi- nation. We have drunk at that swell spring." we have! Being walked up half dozen times through the night by the squalling of the "angel," and when you attempt 10 carry into execution the oft repeated threat to ''slap the brat,'' to find Mrs Caudle's finger nails resenting the attempt by counteS at tack upon your face, ain't the most agreea- ble thing in the world. Getting up of a cold night for ''the drops," and upsetting the washstand, and running your fist into bowl of pap, in exploration for the box of matches, does'nt give one the clearest idea of "a con- meeting link between angels and men, it does'nt.-I Trenton .Ncirs.