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Table TaLk.-Some of the representatives to the Legislature are occasionally the sub jecis of joke, probably from their lnqulsi- i've dispositions. At the table of one ol our hotels on Washington street, one of the ''wisdom" who was in the habit of asking those around him, instead of the waiter, 10 wait on him, and one day asked .Nac the gentleman opposite,

 ''Can you seacn them pertdters, sir;''

 Mac extended his arm toward the Gish and satisfied himself that he could reach the per- iaters, and answered,

 ''Yes, sir.n

 "And will you stick my fork into ore of 'em:" asked the Rep.

 70, certainly" said Mac, as he took the fork, carefully stabbing it into the potaioe, where he left it.

 Al this the representative was somewhat vexed, and asked rather .arty--

 "Will you pass me my forks"

 "Ah!--your fork.-yes-o oh, yes sirr'- and taking Hold of the fork, he drew it from the po,atoe, and passed it back to the Rep, whose nerves seemed not little shocked.

 ''Waiter,-waiter. say!n-cried the re- presentative, Twill you pass me pertaier {; I've been iryin' for half an hour to ge, one and if you don't pass 'em along purity sune, I'll vacate my seat and report your conduct 10 my insulied constierenls.n .n-Bos. papfr.