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sElf.AeTtNa fURNlruRr.-We have
seen advertisements in all the newspapers,
Tor some months past with this heading.-
We have mol the least notion whlI il means.
Gan Il be that modern ingenuity has insen.
ted fnitnie which helps Us Ia disrharse OUT
duties 10 ourselves and our ucishbofsl We
can Al onee appreciate the value oil bed
which al 0 o'clock every morning. turns
oni Tue occupant on the floor. aud makes
llseIl, or u showor.blih which persists
steadily on the coolest day, in irrgaling it,
owner, Notwithstanding bis struggles; or
chairs aud tables which, the moment a
quarters ren, is due. take themselves in
execution, and sci of 10 the brokers; or a
dining table which, the instant the quests
had eaten aud drunk as much as was good
Tor them, should walk out oi the dining.
room and INTO the kitchen, notwithstanding
the remonsrance Of the gentleman at the
head Of it. Ii would be difficult 10 live 9th
eiwise than virluously in house thus fur.
nlshcd; and We ifus, that the "sclLactinp
furniture" Is CONSTRUCTED upon none bul high
and severe principles OF social morality.


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