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TnE YANKEE PEDLAR.-See here, mis-


ter, don't you want iew buy something in
my line lew dayl I've got a new machine
Cor picking bones out of fishes. Now llell
you lis eelle the darndcsl thing you ever
did SEQ. Science, you know, is great, and
tho world s great and the Atlantic ocean
is great aud The whale sgreat, but science


is greater than all of them, is bigger than
a meeln' house, it takes in all things, It
contains parallels that will tell you where
10 tinj the gizzard in Goldfish, it makes
dskivesles; Kaiumbps made out
tew diskiver Cape Cod and by The aid
Of bis second cousin, 'Eplcribw Uaum.'
made out tew diskyer 'Amcrika.' Wall,
now the people all thought that ar was
someihin' wonderful, but, tell you, this ere
machine for piclin bones out o fishes,
beats any thing there is a going. All yew
have tew do, Is to set Il on the table, and
turn a crank and the fsh lies rite down
your throat, and the bones rite down the
other way. Wall there was country
green hors' got hold of It loiher day, and
he got turnn' the crank the rong way, and
| tell YOU the way the bones flew down
that ar lcller's throat couldn't be beat, why
il stuck the feller so foil Of bones, that he
couldn't &C, his shirt oAlor hull week.