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ONE OF THE LATEST JoKgs.-A good story Is going the rounds of an honest back woodsinan, unaequainted with the slang terms of the day, who recently went into store at Columbia, $. O., to purchase bill of groceries. Stepping up to the keeper of the store he began with

 ''fiave you any sugar Y

 "Ws aiat got aay taiRg eise," was the re- ply.

 s'Well, put me up l50 pounds and make out your bill. I'll call and setlle; and pe, the sugar in an hour or sop

 In an hour or two after this the gentleman called, paid his bill, and got the sugar. As usual; the shopkeeper said--

 "Want anything else, SIT i'

 s'l dld want some three or four bags of coffee, some rice, spices, oil, etc. but got them as some other stors- You told me you didnt have anything else 5Ms mgars''