A PhIlologist at Fault.
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iatR number of Blarkwood tells funny anecdose of German whose colloquial Eng lish had been neglected, us follows:

 Having 0bsaiAsd an interview with an Eng Iish lady. be opened his business (whatever t might bel thus: 'High-bon madam, since

 your husband have kicked de backet'--. sSirp interrupted the lady, as,onished and dis pleased s0ii, pardon.--aine, ten thousand parlIoss Now, make new beginning quite oder beginning. sia,iain, since your husband have cut his slick'--. lt may be suppo- sed that this did not mend matters reading

 that in the lady's couatenance, the German drew out an octavo directory, and said, per spiring with shame al having second tune missed 6re,-l Madam, since your husband kase gone to kingdom come ---- This he cid keseeehingly; but the lady was past pro- pttiatioa by this time, and rapidly moved to- wasSis the door. Things had now reached . sEisis and, if something were not done auiekly, the game was upy Now, sheieforr, s.k;sw a Iast hurried look at his dictionary, IT. Gsnuan iIsw after the lady, crying oai in voice Of despair--' Madam, since your hus- Aaad--ysss mast respected hns''snd, have boppsd Je twig'----. This was the sheet anekufs and, a this also caase bsae, of course = pnos snaa was totally wrecked. t turn ea ost tl,at the dictionary he had used Ar noidss, we think )---a work cf hundred years hesk, snd from mess ignorance, giving slang esotslisns fsom Tom Brown. EEsirsnge. .:sa oaksr iseaIsr sritsu-ha pat down the - a<vten (ss dis) wish the following wor- lfin1nl eerirs of eauiraieats To kick she bnekes 2. To cut ope's sssck. 2 To go o tins3on cane. 1. To hop the swig.