4 caookrp sumrcr.-A Malamoras
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Crooked SUnJEcr.-A Matamoras
correspondent oi an Indiana paper, ia Civ.
ing description Of the Rio eande u'er,
say.;


Imagine fur OF the crookelesl things in
the world, Then imagine four more twice as
crooked. and ihen fancy 10 yourself aaree
river three ,imas a, crooked as all these put
together, AMI You have a faint idea ol the
crooked disposition Of this almighty crooked
niser There is no DRIFT in IL. from the
iaci lha, il is SO crooked that timber cant
lind It's way far enough down 10 lodge two
sticks logrlhcr-but few snakes, because
d !, not straight enough to swim in. and
tho fish arc all in the whr'p11ls ia the
bends, because they can't Gni their way
opi. Bird, frequently attempt ,o Ny a.ross
AMI light on lhe same side they ,lar' IRON,
being deceived by the different crooks
lnIecd You may ho deceived when you
think you see across il, and some ol the
bhpys say il is 50 darned twisting there
isn't bat one side 10 il.


