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ARoyAL EDiroR.-The King Of Biraril
is about TO start newspaper, which, IlnoT
says, he il 10 edit himself. We eau imagine
the King sitting upon the throne, with an
immense pair OF scissors in one hand, aud
the paste brush in the other, writing his
Zehang, while the printers devil is knock
ing at the door Of the palace calling for
"copy." His Royal Majesty scarcely
knows the pains and penalties OF an editor
yet, or else he would no, be 50 ambitious
Of rushing into newspaper anihorship--
How will he like opening three hundred
letters a day,-eYery one Of them finding
fault with some part Of bis paper : How
will he like being knocked up al three O
clock in the morning 10 CONS down TO the
Office and open an express How viii he
like collecting his quarterly subscriptions,
or answering bis correspondents inquiries
whether his Majesty will b, grlcIo1sly
pleased to take ont their subscriptions in
Goals, candles, German slusage'. slnsf
kroui sclizrr water, or BayariAn beer -
How will he like spnh earag'd author Or
angry actor Of his Royal Theatre, or pug
lisiic member, entering his office, and, not
knowing he is the King, laying the horse.
whip across his Royal shoulders Tor some
smart personality or witty criticism How
will he like being prosecuted Tor libel
or is he prcparcdt TO pu, in tho old plea "tbr
King can lono wrong T. because the same
yarn, OF course would apply 10 a gramnati
cal error false sjllogisms, erroneous quota
ions, and all sorts of nonsense, though
iisyery doubtful whether his readers would
tnke the csrn5e, anl might write to his
Majesty 10 stop sending The paper.


london Punch.