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4 SIGN.-Ihe fnra,,e Valley Wing
says, the eye oi the traveller is greeted, as
he passes through Giles counly, with two
beautiful Gag, floating in the air, some so
or 100 feet high, handsomely leitered, in
honor Of Gen. Taylor hi. ullieers and men.
Al the people oilbnl counly, without regard
to parry, says the Wing, 90 for old Rough
and Ready lor President.


lRisu TwINs-An Old. ragged. red.
faced lnrlnrn looking Irish woman accosted
us with, "paize sur, for The luv Of heaven,
give mo tip To buy bread viii. | am a
poor lone woman. and have two young
twins to support" "Why, my good wo
man." We replied, "you sem too Old to have
young twins Of your own" They are
not mine, sur. | am only raisin' 'em. -
How old are your lwinsl" "one Of 'em
is serea weei, oud, aud l'oihcr is eigh
months, please God"- Each mge Paper.


CHAScELLoR kgNT.-We meet the
following in the Cieyclan True Democrat.
Whether true or not, il is truly character.
isiic OF the brisk. quick.spokrn old iurisi.


Pockttiag an InsmL-Nicholas Bidile,
when President Of the United States Bank,
obtained the opinion cI Chancellor Kent
on some important point of law, for which
the chancellor charged fee Of one hun.
dred dollars.


THAT is not enough, Judge" said Mr..
b., "lhere are Two hundred dollar, and your
services are cheap enough AT that"


allow is ihisl" said the chancellor, edo
you think do not know the value Of my
own opinionl You have insulel me, sir;
iRsult,d me; but on The whole guess I'll
pocket The insult" and very quietly put the
money in his pocket


"YoU'RE MY PRIsoNER.-Decidedly the
hest Joke We have heard for some time
past, (says the Buffalo Gazette was play.
ed oil on constable ia the western part
Of this State. lie started out to arrest a
person who had often escaped pursuit, but
who, he was informed, was at that time en-
gagged in neghborlng cornield. The
constable, wishing to take him by surprise,
took roundabout direction; sealing the
sheds and fences until opposite, when
"sqnalting," he crawed stpallhiIy along,
and at last pouneed upon his victim, clench.
ing him firmly round the waist, eScaining
you're my prisoner" Imagine his NOR.
IilicaIon, when, upon more careful in.
speeton, his prisoner proved 10 be scare.
crOW.