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sNDe Cot! Vat vii de F'ienchman make next2' .ed the Dulchman, when he seed the monkey. Well, Mir. Von- slous wasi,'lIuck aback much more than was when seed the Baby Jumpers totber day, in Mir. ---'s store in Sa!ti. more street. The Yarkee nalion is great nation; but who can fell what we're g~ine c cum to, now we've got to nussin boby's by machinery 2 All that Is wanlin now is machine to go to market, and house keepin will be tho easyesi thing in the world.

 Sum of my Southern readers may think Pm tryin 70 fool 'em when l tell lem sicb things are 10 be had at the North; but ii's positive faci-they've got 'em in ihis city, and all about these parts. They',e the groatest troubles savin machnes, Pm tod by them that uses lem, that eyer was. All n body has 10 do is i siio fix young baby into one, and wing it up to he wall, and the more it kicks and squalls, the harder II ailI iump, till il jumps itself into good hnmor.

 Ladys can go out Visitii ahu 'easo ,her babys 10 hon'o in iher jumpers, 'ihoui any danger of lher fallln down stars or gitln tier necks broke out of the winders; and alter while the little cretefs gifts 50 use to lem that they ne- yer want 10 be tuck out til they cum out grown boys or galls.

 The baby jumper is considered sich a great economy of lime and trouble, that i they'll be certain 10 increase the native population oi the country bout one 4lls in few years. IL will do very well if il don't glye the children habii of jump in. For my own part, wouldn't be surprised to see the next generations of boys ard gals jumpin J.m Crow bout the streets like so many Kangaroons.---

 What will the Yankees invent nexi .-- Maj. Joxes of tks ". Continent. -.e