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TAXING THE WORLD EAsy.--The editors of the New Market Telegraph, queer lit- tie concern, published somewhere in the mountains of East Tennessee, makes the following laconic apology for the non issu- ance of his paper;

 "There will be no paper published al this office for next week-the printers intend going to Tazewell 10 see their friends, and also to attend camp-meeting in that quar- ter"

 This reminds us of a similar excuse. we recollect to have seen somewhere;

 'No paper will he printed next week. The boys want to % a-fshing, and the ed- ltoF has to stay at home and nurse a sick chid,rn