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One man sucks an orange, and is chOked by a pip, another swallows penknife and lives; one runs a, thorn into his hand, and no skill eau. save him.. another has a shaft of a gig pass, completely through his body, and ,recoyers,; one is. overturned on a smooth common. and breaks his neck, and another is tossed out of a gig over Brigh- ton cliff, and survives: one walks on win- dy day and meets death by brickbat, an- other is'blown up in the air, like Lord Hat ton, in Guernsey Castle, and comes down uninjured. The escape of this. nobleman was indeed a miracle. !. An explosion of gsnpowder, which killed his mother, his wife, some of his children, and many oth-. or persons. and blew up the whole fabric of the castle, lodged him and his bed on a wall overhanging tremendous precipice. Perceiving mighty disorder, he was going to step out of his bed fo know what the matter was. which, if hs had done, he would have been irrecoyerably. lost; but, in the instant of his moving, a Hash of lightning came and slIowed Ilimthe precipice, where- upon he lay still till the people came and took him down. s

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 Persons for oAom 4 hGoe 10 piity.-l do not pity an old maid who has refused offers that she aftcrwagds would gladly accepi.s

 I dc. not pity the plan that marries for money and geisa vixen. 3s g,9.'

 do not pity the hypocoBdriac who is too indolent to take fhe'ex6rcise necessary to preserve health: nor Ahose who suffer under thousand imaginary evils :; because, were they onlyto set themselves about in quiring into and relieving tho real distress ses of others, their own would soon be cured. .,s ,s,a9nr

 I do notpity him who loses his money in gambling, or. his pocket book and money at the theatre. s M

 II do not pity the man who is made t blush at the stiffness of wife whom ht married for ief beauty. .s8aa (

 I1do not pity the bully that gets logged

 T ido. not pity the brute that in beating and abusing his horse. gets so rnaimed by him as to be a cripple for the rest of his life, 3... ,o ", \, {. tsasfs .,sf M g> "

 do not pity those who suffer from corns made by wearing tight shoes.

 Nor dogI pity the man who, for want of that information which newspaper would have giveHhims bad he not been toe. pen-- urio0s to take one, gets saddIed with bill of somo broken or fictitious bank

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