POLITENESS.
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 There are more lies contained in these few words than in all the written speeches m lawyers office, and shll the expres. sion is on the top of every ones tongue. Imagine yourself seated in your sanctum sanctorum, wrapped up III the study of some favorite author, or communino with the hallowed nine; when 10. in pops credi. tor, and throws bucket, of ice water upon your burning thoughts. "Ha, my dear friend, ain extremely glad to see you!', n.'o = = = 7--9...t. fa- ..>,.. fn [, s,s,ror f,r

 Miss IS preparing for a party fhe car- riage is waiting at the door-and still she fingers before the mirror adjusting her rich tresses; (i. e. beau catchers, when in comes dear friend. Biting her lips with vexation, ai thhe same time forcing smile, she excams, "ab, am extremely glad to see yous' That's another thumper. Madam has pickles or sausages to make, and is up to her ears in pets and kettles, when Mrs. Somebody enters with her six little ones, all dressed off as if they had just been freed from a six months imprison- ment in a band box. Bless me! Pm ex- trensely glad te see yonp lis thumpers its downright lie--in her heart she wishes her and ali her brood told like to have said 1t.

 1 When hear person say-'do call again and see me- 1t sounds very much like John, show the gentleman out If hear man say he is sorry for the losses of bis dear friend, generally trans- 1 late If, hold fast is good maxim.'

 There IS no osnch thing as sincere polite. ness; to be what the fashionable world term polite, we must necessarily be hypocritical. The true characteristic of sincerity is buniness, and a sincere man will never 1 have the back ache.

 n-'s oFF.-Polly and Betsy t-55-, ths former wife of Michael e., are advertise ed in western paper as having eloped.-- Michael will recover Polly we hope, for thoughitis not said whether she is Grsome, she is represented as being cFy. Proba. ply if she could tell her own story, she would say that she left her husband for be- ing too frequently n-rcuffed. At tany rate, as her situation is described, she ought not to be roughly Grlsd.

 The Parish Clerk of a village in Devon shire was directed by the church wardens to give notice to the congregation that Parson R. and Parson C. would preach there al- ternately, for which he read thus" Tho congregalioAbe desired to fake notice, that Parson R. and Parson 0. will preach hars etarnally."