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favored the views Oftlae suitOr, who declar- ed himself to be a paper-hanger. The nUpiials were solemnized. when tl,e newly, made husband turned out to Do bjlt-stick- -er.-N Y. paper.

 A "bill-sticker" is not always to be saeezed at. We have one of that profess sion in Boston, who can shell out his $2O,- 900. His daughter is quite spec, and of cOOrse beue.-Boston Gag.

 HeaUy ISmbered Lond.-' Is the land heavily timbered 2 inquired a person of

 Vermonter, who was offering tract ofland for sale. II yum. replied the vender, it is most almighty piece of land, and so heavi- Y timbered ttai a humming bird could not fly through it- AS was passing upon the road along side of it t'other evening, | heard loud cracking aud crashing in the trees, E looked to see whRtit was, and 'm alarmed # it were not the moon tryin to get up thFeagh the branches, but it was so tar nation; thick she couldn't do it; so down she went again, and \ had to come home in the darks t ........ <

 To prevens SaOW- Water from penetra- tang into Boots Qnd Shees.-Take equal quantities of bees wax and. mutton .suet, and melt them together in an ;earthen pip- kin over slow fire. Lay the mixture while hot on the boots and shoes, which ought to be warm also, lot them stand be- fore the fire short time for it to soak in, and then put them away till quite cold :; when they are so. rub thenl dry with piece of flannel, in order that you may not grease your blacking brushes. If you black them well before you put the mixture on, you will find them take the backing much bet ter afterwards. ,.- ! ua-.>

 Care of Farming Tools.-A topic Ro, yet sufficiently enforced on the attention of farmers, is the wasteful negligence evinced in the exposure of agricultural implements to the injuries of tho seasons. The sled curling and cracking by the side of the wall in summer, and the cart half buried tn snow and seasoning in the winter storms. are symptoms of waste and extravegance, which ripen into q consumption, to be hastened to premature termination by the visits of the sheriffs. The whole secret of wealth con- sists in economy. and the prnden. care of those small rills, which without great vigil- ance, are slipping through the chinks of the best woven purse; and it may be consider ed quite as safe to predict that none of these sloyenly gentlemen will be prosper ous,Ws-to write in the style af the calendarl soothsayers, through the printed pages of the month of January, expect snow about these days The price of the time lost when it is most valuable, in putting the ex- posed articles in proper repair, no. speak, ing of the cost of the materials and the in- terruption of business, would detray the ex. penses of erecting ten such sheds as would cover them from the storms, protect then, from decay, and keep them ready for im- mediate use.-NationaI Egis.

 4 Found1sag.-An infant about four months old was found on "Wednesday night, in the hall of house in Broome street, where it had probably been abandoned by it's unnatural mother- The respectable in- mates of tho house immediately provided for the child, and yesterday proceeded with it to the office of the commissioners of the aIn'sItonse. Tn the interim, however, the solicitude felt for tine restoration of the child's health, and tho success which atten- ded their exeStions to effect it, had accom- plisl.sd more for tbe infant in the breasts of the family who had found it, thaa could Do presumed to exist in shat ofthe mother who deserted it, for, on she lady who carried it presenting the child to the commissioners, there was n,anifestly a reluctance to part with it. The child. who had been well dressed by the family, and was in reality very pretty, just ss she was about to hand it over, opened pretty blue eye. and with playS0I smile, clong to the iady.- This fo her was irresistible, and she frank ly expressed the regret she would feel at parting with the infant under such circ0m- stances. Tho commissioners who saw the action of the infant, and felt for the sympathy of she lady, immediately prOpos- ed that inc child should remain with her, which was promptly acceded tc and taken home. In the mean times pemorabdUni was taken by the commissioners of circonI- stances, and the name of Lavinia Broome given to the foundiing. York C0nr. ' sl.tB @ '

 Lwdieyous Iacideat.-A well dressed fe. male, about s years old, says the New York Sun, went into shoe store, to be ft- ted wiih pair of shoes. After. trying on several pairs, she cautiously, when the rDan's back was turned, slipped pair that fitted. into her reticuIe. Tie sh0pu,an did