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AN INTELLIGENT PEDAGoGUE.-In one of my late rambles I took occasion to call at the door of school-house. My honest gentleman came to the door, and saluted me with a very significant smile and a sweeping bow, which would hayo donc hon or to an eastern clown. We had not con- versed long, till a little rosy-cheeked fellow called out; " Mi g-out?" "No, Stay till I tell you to go." Presently was invited in--took up manuscript book and looked over some copies, the most remarkable of which were " Man Is a mortel" "B stands for brume." "C stands for chease." D stands for dore.' < Bengamine frank lin.' t Don't foller fashions" Lads and lasses musent be sassy" This ere is the spring of the year." Rede gud passel; but don't often rassel." l threw down the hook, and began to talk about the school law. The master said he s' didn't altogeth- CT like ii, kase it would be imposen on pe- pei that hadn't no childer! but,o said he, .it will do one gude thing; it will tear down all the quack teachers" 1 could stand 1t no longer, but bid him gnde-bge !---hastened to the woods, and gave vent to my feelings i'll aburst of uncotreilable laughter.-Pa. pa- per.

 Consolatory.--A merchant, who was en- trusted with 60 or 70 pounds of gold be- longing to the Bank of Darien, Ga. to be taken from its agency at Auraria to Daricn, has decamped with the treasure--as the same time writing to the owners thereof, that they need not be uneasy, as he was at Charleston, and about to embark for for eign port.

 GalantgY.--An agreeable woman, te whom Santeuil, the poet, owed some mo- ney, meeting him one day at a private house asked him the reason she had not seen him so long. Is it because you owe mo something?" No madam" replied the poet, "that is not what prevents my visiting, and you are the cause that you are not paid.n How sop said the lady. $ Be- cause" said he, "whenever sec you, forget every thing"

 AN UNKIND CuT.--At a Whig meeting held lately at 0swego, New York, Colonel Throop made asPeech, in which he alluded to Mir. Van Buren, and said; ( have known him from the pudding pot to the Senate, him. self and family; and all of them have been constantly in office during tho whole time, except his grandmother, aho was an advo- cate of the tea tax"

 