pRoor PosIrlvE.-An Irish ssldie
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PRooF PosITIvE.-An Irish soldier waited on his commanding officer wlthwhat he termed very serious complaint. An other man, he said, s'accused me of not being married tonay own wife, who, he said, .sas no better than she should be, and call ed her many names beside, which would be ashamed to mention to your holor.' "Well my good fellow," answered thf ofti- cer, .have you any proof that you art ie- ealy married!" ..Faith, your honor, have the best proof in the world" Herr the soldier took off his hat, and exhibited cut scull, exclaimng, "Does your honor hink I'd be after taking such abuse from any bbo body but ny wife,