inattention and dimbecility-lets her be con- stantly fed on adish made up Of pride, van- ity, conceit. presumption, impotence, ig- norance, folly and romantic expectation, and let her only drink the fattery and in- duIgence, administered by her parents and others, in unlimited quantities; let her sole exercise,--to occupy seven eighths of her time at least, when not asleep,- learning to courtesy, practising attitudes and dancing waltzes and coalitions under the tuition of a French dancing master 1; at the end of three weeks, take her home, dress her in extreme of the fashion, and ar- ray her in mixture of the most gaudy and incongruous finery make splendid ball for the purpose of bringing her out; after which, let her walk tho streets from morn ing to night, in tight laced stays, a double Leghorn bonnet Tapping over her eyes at every step, and, with gold watch chain,

 seals and keys hanging from her side ana

 let her be attended by little insignlhcantt

 dandy of the first water. This method

 will infalIihly and speedily produce an an- imal .denomnated in the fashionable sphere

 a Dandyzette-who at balls and partle:s'

 aud every public place, will be constantly surrounded by all the brainless fops of one

 sex, and envied by all the fools of the oth- CT. She will in due time, e,--it she does not l worse,-marry worthless dandy for

 husband, in opposition to the wishes and remonstrances of her best friends-wlil soon find herself reduced to as comfortable

 state of poverty as she ever read ID ro- nance.