4 real EVERYDAY Dialogue.
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4. (Advancing) How dye do, Brooks ?"

 B. "Very well. thank'ee, how do yOu do !''

 4. "very we'll, thank'ee Is Mrs. Brooks well ?"

 B. "Very well. I am much obliged t'ye. Mrs. Adams, and the children are very well, hope ?",

 4. Quite we'll, thank'ee."

 "A pause.)

 B. Rather pleasant weather to-day,

 4. "Yes, but it was rather cold in the mOr- ming"

 B. "Yes, but we expect that this time O. year"

 (Annther pause-neckcloth twisted, and switch twirled)

 4. ." Seen Smith lately ,"

 B. No, can't say have, but I've seen Thomson"

 4. ''Indeed, how is he ?'' B. "Very well, thank'ee.'

 4. Il am very glad of it.-Well, good morning." E. Good morning."

 Here it is always observed that the speak CTS, having taken leave. walk faster than usu- al for some hundred yards.--

 In an action tried at the late Bristol Assize relative to some turtle of the value of E4 4s. the law expenses will not fall much short of a thousand pounds! The plaintiff and defend- ant were rival lDn-keepers at Truro. To them might be very we'll applied the old epi- gram:--

 Blind plaintiff, lame defendant share The kindly laws protecting care;

 A shell for him, a shell for thee--

 Tke oyster is the lawyers fee.

 An Irish counsellor being questioned by a judge, to know for whom he was concerned, replied as follows II am concerned, ,my lord for the plaintiff. but am employed by the de fendant."

 A whimsical comparison being made be- tween clock and woman, Charles Fox observed that he thought the simiIe bad-- " Because" said he, " clock serves to point out the hours and woman makes us to forget them.''

 A person about to make bargain, seemed a little indifferent about bringing it to a con cIusion, and said to the other party, " dare say we shall not fail out about trifes. '.Why sir, replied the other, trifes are what people generally do fall out about, so we'll settle up those, if you please, at once, whatever we postpone"

 The following Epitaph, commemorative of the unhappy fate ofa unfortunate Iovcrix to be found in a church yard near Modern A thens:'

 Tn" wedding day app tinted was,

 And wedding clothes provided

 But ere that day did come alas

 He sickcned and he die did.