THE DILEMMAS.
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jackson was to be the cure of all our evils. lie
was to be the panacea for the diseases of the nation
Every thing was to go on smoothly and harmonious.
ly under his administration. Very we'll: let US louk
a little into the matter


He cannot pursue the Tariff policy, because the
South has supported him expressly on the grounds
that he was to break up the 6 American System"
He cannot be anti-tariR, because New York, Penn
sylvanIa, Ohio. and Kentucky have voted for him as
the champion Of Domestic Industry.


He cannot appoint his friends to office, because
Mr.. Adams has been abused without measure, for
the very same thing. Mark this.


He cannot give the public printing to the presses
which have supported his election, because he must
recolect Saunders resolutions in the House Of Re-
presentatives, and the debate upon it.


lie cannot preserve peace with Brazil, because his
friends have been camorous against Mr.. Adams for
the last two years, for not going to war with Don
Pedro.


He cannot recommend internal improvements,
because his Southern friends say the doctrine is
'shcresy.''


He cannot appoint an Ambassador, unless he war;
rants his life; for he knows what was said upon
the death of the lamented Mr.. King


He cannot furnish his House, for the &C East
Room Letter. will rise up in judgment against
him.


In fine, if be acts consistently, he cannot do any
thing that he ought to do for he and his friends,
have abused Mr. Adams for every thing which has
been done.-LIMark this!]


Blessed times we shall see yet Heaven send US
safe deliverance! .ALr. GaS.


I'm excellent Reparfee.-A certain female in one OF
the Atlantic cities, prosecuted for keeping dis
orderly house. She engaged professional gentle
man to defend the suit but when the trial on,
she appeared in court, and possessing termagant
spirit, she commenced plea justyieaory IN propria
persona. The counsel whom she retained for the
occasion expostuated with her in vain. The oppo-
sing COUNSEL hoping she would commit herself, en-
couraged her to proceed, and begged her to go on.
Her lawyer. trembling for her cause, renewed his
expostulations, when she appealed to the Judge,
6 Sir" said she, have not right to be heard in
my defence7 The Judge who enjoyed the embar-
rassment of her lawyer, replied, go, certainly;
pray proceed" She then went on.-" May it please
your honour, | am accused of keeping disorrdery
house. Can that be a dsorderly house which is
lrequented by such gentlemen las Mr.s-, and
Mr.. -" naming several merchants, and adding,
at the same time, the names of number of lawyers.
The court was convulsed with laughter. Upon
which. her counsel who could contain himself no
longer, begged in heavens name. that's would sit
down. What exclaimed the arch y-smling Judge, 'you
are not afraid, hope, Mr-p mo, may it please your
honor he Immediately replied with inmtabe self-posscs-
sion have no fears for the bar but remb for the bench