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1 The last BeSkShirc American--a paper,

 bN he way, which you can't read'wuEoul

 hazardimg the safety of your risible mus

 cIeS--cOntaiAS concise biographical sketch of that notorious parsonage, "Lazy Lawrence" He has done more harm than | any other living creature. Ills miSchiev- 0us career commenced in the Garden of Eden, ,and from that time forth he has been engaged in almost every scrape that has resulted in the injury and disgrace of man. He prompted David to supplam Uriah- Solomon to marry more wives thI even he, wise as he was, knew what to do with Ham bal, after the famous battle of Cam nae, he persuaded to indulge in th" soft pleasures of an Italian winter, and thus aI- low he vanquiShed and disheamrned ene- my time to recover thelr strength rna spi- rtS, instead of marching directly to Rome, and attacking the ci,y during the ccn>tern1- tion that. prevailed. We cannot spend lime to enHtnerate any more If l;s cX- plol's. Of his propeusities, the American adds

 "Laz} Lawrence is by no means part;c- ular as to the quality oihis associates. lie courts the acquaintance of ihp king aud the begga!, tiIe rich and iie poor, and ac- commpdates himself to all conditions oi life. He dwelIs in palaces with monarchs, and rides in d coach and four wnh the no- bilitv; and again with most remarkable fleXbility descends from his high estate to mingle with heifllhiest inmates of d hov- el, or travel on foot with company of strolling vagabonds. ."- Mid. Gaz.] We are happy to learn from neighbor of Col. Monroe, that he has so far rccov- cred from hia late indisposition occaSioned by the fall of his horse, that he can now walk about his house, and occasionally rides out in his carriage.- Bait. Gag.

 Speaking of the new opera of the Boi-

 lie Imp, the New York Morninn Courle. says, ,that thou'' ',e Sage's idea of bot,lno up d deV' singular, yet the devil is fre- que ,Nu ,. n bottle.

 A modern writer observes, that Che wIl speaks lightly of female society must eith. be numb-skull or d knave !'-the forme not having sense enough 10 discern its ben- efits, and the latter hating the restraints lays on his vices.

 ! AWFUL CoNFLAGRATIoN.-Wc regret to learn that an extensive fire occurred a' Wheeling, Va. last week, which destroyed 30 houses, including many stores, and a large amount of merchandise.

 Bait. Gazette.

 FANATICIsM.-A man who calls himSeli Christ, and who says he has come to judge

 ne world, appeared in Gurnsey county in he state of Ohio few weeks ago, an,' !, srange as i1 may seem, has collected