AMUSEMENT.
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A gentleman by the name OF Marble, was
married to Mss Moss, IL deiance OF the
provere--. A rolling stone will never gath
or moss"


Diogenes, the cynic, being asked what
was the best wine, answered, that which
ne drank 1T other mrn cost"


\ French Gentleman, some days since,
,pphvd to the Secretary of one of the Lon
don ch rites, to knoS the nature of its foun-
dation. The Clc"k was proceeding regn.
larry 10 inturm hin., that they had one good
President and twelve Vic Presidents, when
he was interrupted BY All ha Won gud
President; vice, dat is wicked, and You have
twelve wicked ones they viii be too strong
for that gentleman"


A Bacchanalian candidate offering for a
country Borough, the electors agreed that
he was very proper man TO &nh-PoRT.


Onc person rises in the morning at half
past nine, another at six. If each live to
oc fiftv wears, the one will have enjoyed
&c, ,973 hours, or 1861 days more than the
other.


A punster being asked by musician
whether ne WAS not lover OF harmony,
replied "Yes, but | prefer it when it is a
bridyed, for then it is money, and that my
friend, is the better half of it. ! have no
objection to your nctes, but Ike those oi
the bank OF EagLnd much better: yours
may make good tunes, but these are Infinite
lv the best Of tunes" "Iow soe that Bank
notes are excellent things | will allow, but
pray what tune will they makeH The
very best tune in the world-a fortune"
! In answer to the following query-"oup-
posing 4 lady to have lost her fourth fngcr,
! on which finger should the wedding ring be
placed!" A correspondent says, that, d Miss
Honeywood was exhibited in Dublin, VINO
| was totally destituc Of .iagers, and indeed
of hands, and arms; She WAS subsequently
married, and the bridegroom, upon this So
lcmn occasion, placed tho wedding ring upon
I one Of her toes.


The Eider Scahger.-'Ihe pride of this
celebrated scholar exceeds belief, and the
following anecdote is a sufficient ilustra-
ton: A friend informing hun by letter that
! he intended to mcntion him in a forthcom
| ing work, desired to know what he should
say Of Aim--The answer Was, as appears
in his printed letter as follows: "Endeav-
or to collect your best ideas of what Mas
snassa, what Lenophon, and what Plate
were, and your portrait will bear some, bul


IN imperfect resemblance ofMe.