THE IFS & OPINIONS OF DIR. M0NRO.
If man would be adry, let him drink, drink, drink,
If man would be wise, he must Think think, think,
If man would be rich, he must work. w ork, work,
And If he would be fat, eat pork, pork. pork


,BUT-IF--
A man with ease would study, he must eat eat eat,
But little at his dinner, of his-mest, meat, meat,
A youth to be distinguished in his--art, art, art,
Must keep the girls away from his--heart, heart,


heart,


IT'LL he's gotten him acharacter forlife, fe life,
And pocketfu of cash, then a--wife, wife, wife