From tie Rochester, Gaselts.
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From the Rochester Gaeette.


----------'' Huzza hnzza huzza !''--
bawled fellow as passed him. What's the
matter, enquiTed --'' Huzza huzza! hlz-
"a was his answer. Perhaps tho't |, We have
gained some signal victory, (for twas during the
revolution) and SO / huzzaed too.-The crowd
encreased, and all shouted huzza. The tumuit
subsidized, and on asking the cause ofthe fellows
outcry, he informed US, with a self-approving
laugh, that "his Dog had just given Johns a tar
nal licking" You may truly guess we all hung
oar tails and snsaksd home.


My good old Uncle NED never told me this
story (for him it was that used to tell IT'D with
out concluding with long string Of good advice.


My son, (the old man used to say,) this little
trifing event done me more good than any one
circumstance of my early lite.--lt taught me one
very important thing fol a young man to know,
that IS, never to undertake or engage in any af-
fair without first knowing from what principle
acted. the moving cause, and examining into the
probable result. Never One woRld say,) Do this
that, or the other thing, because your neighbour
Such-a-one' may have done so your neighbour
euch-a one may be fool, and it IS 10 more than
prudent to find out before you make beginning,
lest you be foolish like your neighbour.


One evening on coming into bis presence he
asked me Significantly, (knowing had been with
the girls) how spent my time 81 answered him,
then began telling the paTticulars--as how Miss
Such-a-one' was making great havoc amongst
the young mems hearts-and as how all Of them
aocked about her to the neglect Of the other la
dies-and---- here my uncle interrupted
me with the exclamation of Nonsense that puts
me in mind ofthe Dog scrape again lie then
went on to say, thathe should have no hesitation
il pronouncing Miss fool-for, said he, she must
be destitute Of delicacy to suffer herself thus to
be Gattered, and not only that, but must be weak
minded into the bargain. My son, continued the
old gentleman, never choose you wife because
of the number of her admirers, or the noise she
makes in society-for, let me tell you, it is ten to
one but you find more beauty than good sense,
and more impudence than real merit.