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"Librarian84 (Provider): Please read over this website and let me know if it has the information you need.You: I have read the information BEFORE I used your service and because there isn't the information I need.You: Are you sure that you are a human being?Librarian84 (Provider): I am sorry. I am a librarian of Cleveland Public Library.You: Ah thanks. I conclude: no human beeing.Librarian84 (Provider): Your behavior is inappropriate. Please work with me so I can provide the best service possible to you." Abgesehen von meinem wie immer rüpelhaften Auftreten entbehrt die Antwort des Bibliothekars nicht einer gewissen Komik, finde ich.