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This guy walks up. Typical patron--glassy-eyed stare, shuffling, mumbling under his breath instead of talking. I asked him if I could help him, and he mumbled something. I asked him to repeat himself. He grabbed my arm and FUCKING BIT MY HAND!!!!!!!I screamed, grab the last volume of the OED (just back from another patron), and whacked him upside the head.Das Blog Our Lady of Hot Librarian Fantasies beschreibt was passieren würde wenn Zombies in die Bibliothek einfallen. Das Ganze war eine Idee vom Blog My Elves Are Different, das dazu aufforderte gestern Blogeinträge zu schreiben die in einer Welt spielten, in denen es plötzlich nur so von Zombies wimmelt.(Und ich habs im persönlichen Blog verpasst, frell...)