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&#220;ber einen Kreativwettbewerb seines Lokalblattes berichtet Konstantin. Ein sch&#246;ner Beitrag:Hamlet, nacherzählt von George W. Bush:Hamlet and Ophelia were a good couple. Claudius and Gertrude were evil. Polonius was good and so was Horatio, but Laertes was evil. Clowns good, grave diggers evil. Then there was Fortinbras. We had a Fortinbras at Delta Kappa Epsilon. He was a major league bunghole.