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We LOVE GOOD Joke, whether il be
told at the expense Of Jonathan, John Bull,
Sawney or Patrick. Here are a few at
itrbuted TO the gentleman first named; and
entitled to Jonathanisms:


As proof of the hardness of the times,
there is a man in Ohio, who killed only hall
a pig at a time.


A house painter in New York, grained
a door so exactly in imitation of oak, that
last year il put forth a quantity of leaves.
and grew an excellent crop Of acorns.


correspondent Of Picayimc paper has
such a cold in his head, that he can Il
wash his face without freezing the water.


There's an old fellow in Nashville, who
snores so loud. that he j. obliged TO s,cep
at house in the next street 10 avoid wa
king himself.


AT late railway explosion the fireman
was the only one who escaped; he was
blown so far from the place that he was
completely on; Of danger.