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quick WoRT.-A man went to Keene, New
Hampshire, called for pen, ink and paper--foryed
a draft on the bank-presented it--wus detected
--eXamined--c comrnitleG--senienced--an all in
less than three hours. .... r..-....-.-


TAXING Ride our.--Married, in Nashville, N.
H., Mr.. William S. Rice TO Miss Human r. Ride.
out, both Of Nashua.


A dandy, who wanted the milk passed to him o.
one OF cur taverns, thus asked for it: "Land,ady,
please rass your COW Gown this way


To whom tho lady thus re,orted: "Wai.cr take
this COW down where the calf is blea,ing."


Flatery is like false money and if it were no,
for our own vanity could mover pass in payment.


lfyour sister, while tendcrly engagod ia tender
conversation, with her tender sweetheart, rsks
you TO bring glass of wutor from an adjoining
room. yau can start on the GRAND. but you need
not return. You will not be missed that's certain,
we've seen it tried.


Too MucH OF ONE TuINo.--Mrs. Barger, Of
Petersvillc, Marylan about eighteen months ago
was safely delivered Of three fine children. and
the same lady las, month presented her husband
with four healthy children a; birth. Seven child.
rem in eighteen months.


The reason why most people think of
their stomachs, than they do of their souls is,
because thei s,omachs arc a confounded sight the
largest of the two. .......
Vineyards in Louisiana.--Some French gen.
tlemen of sufficient capital, have made arrange.
menis 10 enter upon tho cultivation of the vine in
Louisiana. After carefully examining every par.
to establish themselves on tho waters of Beaver
Creek.


Georgia General nlvcrtiscs that he repars
boots shoes and brogans usual-that he is not
restricted with regard to currency, ms salt pork,
corn meal, live chickens and hominy, arc all re-
cognized by him as illegal TENDER


Gov. Dorr is treated in prison with great barbar.
ty. None Of his friends ire allowed 10 sec him,
though he now lies sick with nhamma.ory rheuma.
tIsm Ills only crime is the public efforts he made
to extend to the laboring white men of Rhode
Island, the same privess sses that enjoyed by the
! rich--a erime--if i, be crme--which the demo.
rra:s of Louisiana are now committing, for they
"'S SSehpS W HHu ti!Clt COIlott.
tuition. and Gov. Dorr did no more. Mr.. Clay's
sanction of this treatment Of free citizen, is
the blacklist spot upon his escutcheon.


The amount Of United States Treasury Notes
outstanding on the first Of August, was 81, ,l69,.
9S7 SO.


40 s'oop 10 the duughill for praise" was the
expression by which Mr.. Frelinghuysen defined
the courting of popular favor. Are the laboring
men of this country willing to be put on par
with du"ghiN; if so they will supper, Clay and
EJeinghuyscu.


RUMoEs--That England has taken the four
million loan Of Mexico to enable her TO carry ON
the war ngains. Texas. and that, nt Il recent
cabinet meeting i, determined to call an extra
session Of Congress. We shall soc.


"eagabond Foreigners is the insulting and
degrading title applied by tho New Orleans whig
correspondent of the National nelligencer 10
those ''naturalized citizens" who were robbed of
their votes by the whig judge of tina, city. Let
it be passed around, and lie, i, be ramembered.--
Mobile Register.


Col. X. VI. Johnson, has written n !e.,or 10 tho
Kentucky ieoman, in which he declares that bo
will checrfully use every oxertion 10 secure tho
election of Polk and Dallas.


Acting Lieut.. Hamilton F. Porter diod of fever
on board the U. S. schooner Flir,, shortly after
her arrival at Charleston por, on the 10Th u,,.,
from Galveston. He was n son of tho late Com.
David Porter.


81. Domiago.-Tha brig Huntross. Captain
Baker, arrived at Philadelphia. on Monday, from
Porte de Plate. (Which place she loft on the 4th
instantly via Turks Island. and we learn bv hse,
that not only ut thai port, bu, a, all other porss az
81. Domingo. MS far as heard from, entire ou;et
prevailed. This intelligence most elIcc,uay dis
proves an account published at hoy West Of an
awful massacre of all the whites on the Isa nd Of
ST. Domingo, save American and English consuls..'
-Chron.


A Temperance Sfory.-Two young men... with
humming in their heads,' retire late at night ~
their room IN crowded inn, IN which, as th.sf,n-
ter, are revealed two beds; but, the wir taking n
gushing tho light. they both, ins,back.,o.l-s
as they supposed, bed apiosse aader -. ana
INTO one. which b'gios ioiin ia ms, =, ., ye.y e,s'
come around at interr.-s..~ VI SSPHSoe'oos