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tons with one Chauncy L. Highly. Mormon
saint, who, il We are to believe his accusers must
be the very Don Juan of modern times. 1t seems
that said brother ilgby. by "lying speeches and
using the name of the Prophet" as authority for
his naughty deeds, did enveige the SAID sisters
irto the thorny paths of unrighteousness, tho sin.
fulness Of which they were entirely in ignorn nee
respecting. until disabused by the head Of the
Church, BY whose advice and counsel these dc
Iectable confessions are made. All very edifying.
very!


A Bull in Prayer Meeting.-On Mondny
evening lst ult., bull made almost wild by being
chased, ran into the basement of the Church in
Sixth street New York, where the congregation
were attending the usual prayer meeting. The
animal bolted just Mt the commencement of the
exercises, and the that followed may be
imagined such a screaming and jumping out ofthe
windows pell nell vas never before seen. He wen,
the entire length of the room, knocking down one
lady. but doing her no injury. the fright, and
after buting at the wall until exhausted fell down
and ropes being obtained was secured.


Catehem and Cheaiem.-In New York the
following sign was displaced -" Ca,chem and
Chcatem.' The friends Of the firm demonstrated
at its significancy, and proposed adding the Chris.
tian names Isaac and Upton, which was agreed
to. The artist not being abe 10 crowd the whole
upon tho board Abbreviated the names TO read as
follows ID. Caichem & U Cheatem:"


Most folks are content with lying in bed. but
there's an editor in a neighboring city that les
after he is up.


Thp I,l, ,lx
but promised to split the difference with him by
permitting him to squeeze her hand, has thrown
new obstacle in the way, by insisting upon pre- :.
viousy putting on her glore. lie has, i, is said,
gone home for instructions.


An ti,erate shop keeper having an empty cask
which he wished to dispose of, placed it before his
door. and with chalk wrote upon it for sail A
woggsh school boy passing that way shortly after.
and perceiving the mistake of lie veneer Of
wares Immediately wrote underneath, for freigH
or passage, apply at The bung hoie.'


To assertan the weight Of horse, place your
toe under his foot.


1t has exceedingly punrled many persons to
determine the real meaning of the woru Trras. l.,
originated in the coup!et used by the earlier emf
grants 10 lhat land oil promise:


When every other land REJECTS US,


This is the soil that freely TAKES u.s.


The word Texas is n corruption of the phrase
in the last line.


an Irish Landscope.-An Irish officer, thou.
sand miles at sra in the atlantic. Observing three
fine vessels right AHEAD of his own. called out to
some friends who were pacing the quater-deck.
BY J-s, boys, what a landscape.


VERY Goop!-On DR.. Johnson's return from
a tour to Scotland, lady. at whose house he
called had got ready what is, in England, a
hofch potch, for dinner. After the Doctor ha,
tasted it, sho took an opportunity of asking him if
1t was good Very good for hogsr nnswerc,
the Doctor. Then. pray replied the lady, .le
me help you to little more.'


1t is said that by boring hole in tree with an
inch au9er dingonaIly. and filling up with aqua for.
It's or nitric acid the leaves will be made to fail in
u few hours, and the tree will be completely killed |


Pure benevoencc, is flower of beauty rare. of
fragrance sweet-it is seldom earth, whose eli |
mate is TOO coldn heaven.lt malice SOIL it grows
luxurlantIy.


The Boston Post says that man has been
turned out of a temperance society for eating |
corned beef.


To keep yourself in n state of dIscontent, set
your heart on having every thing exactly 10 your
mind.


The editor Of the N. Y. Sunday Mercury np.
pears to hold young pigs in very high esteem, hn
ing dedicated piece OF poetry entirely TO juvenile
porkers. He inimates that he should like them
better fthey didn't make hogs Of themselves when
they grew up.


Mr.. Walsh states in one of his letters, TINT the
Organst of five of the great Churches in Paris.
and of the Ca,hedras Of fifteen large cities of the
interior, are blind. They were formerly pupils Of
the Royal Institution.


Pietl. which does not sweeten mans natural
temper, may be compared to fruit before il is ripe
good in its kind, but not arrived at perfection.


Saving Time.-"John" said n clergyman one
day to his servant, "wonld il not be n good plan
FOR you to have stub sythe hero, and be hubbipr
few bushes whilo the oxen ire resting Z" John
with a countenance which might well have be
come tho divine himself, instantly returned
"Would it not be well, sir for you to have
swinging board in the pulpit. and when they are
singing to swingle lilte aax?"


A lecturer lately observed. in the course of hi.
remarks upon some kindred subject. ..On,y think
OF II, ladies and gentlemen an old bachelors !whyl
he's living libel upon his mother and father -