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PARODY DECLARATION INDEpENDENcE-TheS Slsbf @ Watcman tells the story of keeper who having g careless; and offended the lawyers by whom his hc been filed that during crowded session of the court they accord iorsook him. leaving behind them the following parody Declaration of Independence:

 When the of human becomes necessary for hungry, alfed mpoed-on of dissolve the bands and board decent respect for opinion of mankind requires should declare the which have mpeled them the sepa

 We hold these truths to be sc-evden; that all create mouths and snmachs and they endowed by their Creator W naienabe rights; among which should be com starve out o mere comp landlord and that man S to fill his stomach and his whistle with the best that's gong

 The history o the present landlord of the White Lion repeated insults exacons, and injuries, all having direct sment of absolute tyranny stomach and throa let facts be submitted 0 a candid world: =,

 He has refused to keep any thing drink but bad-aced w @

 s He has refused upon his dinner any thing o soup, with little tough beef and soucrou, which are no' w and necessary for the public good.

 He has refused let his only servant bnkeyed Joe, pasm" six grains of coffee to gallon of sAv

 He has turned loose multitude of mosquitoes to assal us na iul hours of the night and substance. wl

 He has kept up, beds and bedseas standing armies whose rule of warfare undsngushed destruction

 lie has excited domestic instruction among by taking o breakfast and making his wife and do the before by there is often the very duce pay.

 He has waged cruel against hese by feeding with broom-sraws and carrying them of to drink where s" swallow. ugs by pretending give him amock ial after sharing w

 "lie has of trade with foreign por and brot III n % md laced whkey, when had sent him to buy better llquo L with perfdy scarcely paraleled in the babarous ages kuown to drink our foreign spirits and fill bottles "a poions. md "IIe has imposed upon amount agan, sen and without rule but his arbitrary will ana hh

 "A landlord whose character thus marked by every acl m fine yrant and mse is unfit to keep boardng-ho Indians. ,r sa Nor have been wanting Mrs B. and % have We have appealed to their native justice and magnann,y ed them to alter state of things which would inevitably necon and correspondence They too have been deal to m hce; we are therefore, constrained to hold all three mimcal to wellbeng and regardless of comfort

 We therefore make this solemn declaration of our hnai s'i our landlord, and cast our defiance in his teeth"