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THUNDER MADE TO oRDER-The man who prints paper tGfand Rapids, tells of a genius iii that yicinily. .wbo, being informed that thunder was death to cut worms, and being much troubled witL their works in his garden, and despairing, too, of any thunder of Natures Manufacture, resolved to have some of domestic production. Pursuant to this determination, he charged an old musket muzzle full, took pail of water and lan- tern, proceeded to the garden, ruined on the plants copiously from his bucket, made the lantern open and shut sesame by way of lightning, and then in hot haste let off ..old Copenhagen for thunder, The worms s.ent and run while the nlanutacturer of the domestic article lay with lis back upon the earth, rendered obiiviols from the knock caused by the re-percussive action of the thunder machine.