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DIALoGUE BETWEEN TWO STREET LOAF ERs.-"When lellef's any sort of a feller,'' said Nicholas, ssto be ketched at home islike bein' a mouse in a wire trap. They poke sticks m your eyes. squirt cold water on your nose, aud show you to the cat. Common people, Billy, low, ornery common people, can't make t out when natur's raised gen. tleman in tho iamily---a gentleman all cons plete, only the moneys been forgot If a man won't work all the time, day in and day out--if he smokes by the fire, or whistles out of the winder, the very gals bump aein him and say, sGetout of the way, loas!' Now what l say is this--if people hasn't had gen. teel fotchin' up, you can nc laore expect lem to behave as If they had been fetched ID gen- teel, than you can make good segars -out of broom handle.n

 s.That are afact,n calculated Billy Bunkers. with emphasis, for Billy had experienced in his time, treatment at home somewhat similar to thai complained of by Nicholas Nollikins. s'Bnt, Billy, my son, never mind, and keep not lettin' on,N continued Nollklns, and a 2 beam of hope irradiated his otherwise sat,r- nlne counteaance; s.al the worlds a rail- road, and the cars is comin'-all we'll have to dc Is to jump in, chalk free. There will De tlme-something must happen Rich widders IS about yet, though they are snap ped ap so fast. Rich wildera, Billy, is spe- cal proyidences, as my old boss used to say when he broke his nose in the entry. sent here like rafis to pick up deservin'' chaps Wben they can't swim no longer. When you've been down twyst, Billy, and are Jlst off agin, then comes the widdcr 1oat;n, along. Why, spatterslocks is nothin, to if anda wldder IS the bestoflife-preservers when 2 teller IS most case, like you and ,nep

 Nell, Pm not perhcklar. not l, nor never was, I'il take wider, for my part, if she's got the mint drops, and never ask .io qnes- uons. Pm not proud--nsver was harrystro- cratic drinks with any body, and smokes ne segays they give me What's the use % nelR stuck up, stiay : It's my principle ulas so'her.folk are nearly as good as me. if re not constables or aldermen. | can't stand theaa sort.'' No, BilIy, said Nollikins, with an en- conragmg smile, sao, Billy, such iadiwidoo. ais as them don't know n.nan natur-bn ss Twas goin' to say, if there happens to b, ashort crop of widders. why can't somehad, m h leave us forth That will be as well :;

 