Special Sessions.
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Before the Recorder and Aldermen Seaman and Drake


DEC H.-.assauh and Battery.--A tall, good looking
,urtout was placed at the bar charge Of having
ned an assault and battery upon little dumpy Dutc
man named Larry Kindel.


REooRDER-Well, sir, did the prisoner assault YOU


CorLAINArT-Vy, you dis man as Is here at de bar
goes 10 mine cellar for de coal vat burns and de prisner
lar he v.:n 'sk u %e-bery gv.- shuys Won shingle
me ter dam Distch teef (Laughter)
RKcoRDER.-What did he call you?
CoMfLArNArT.-Ter tam Deitch teef But don't mean
dat-dat 10 am not mean vat de prsner says vas-dat
ish am not te tam Dietch teef at all. CLaughter)
RECoRDsR.-What did he call you that Tor \ Didnt


CONTAMINATED no only call him ter dam Irish
son b-h. "a roar OF laughter) Vel tell no lie COZ
vat ish ter use for tell lie Vera goo Den he beats
meand dat sh not goot; Qaugher) becoz am der poor
little old man, and he ish ter great big Irishmsn.


REcoRprR-Did he ipjure you much7
coMr.-Vat ish dat


REcoRpER-Dd he hurt you?


Comr-Oh mein Got, yes-he beats tree or four holes
in mine face so dat de blood comes. Haughter)
don't you want to forgive him?


CoMr -(Earnestly}- yes would forgive him long
REconDER-Wel, Griffin, you 60, and forgive enc
another.
show the court that this man has no karocer at all
He has not, gentlemen. upon me honor


REcoRDER.-Well, go! exit parties-the accused re-


"A Crying Sin-0f all the cases that are presented for
disposal at the bar Of the Special Sessions those Of assau
and battery committed by husbands upon wives predom
uate In nine out Of ten the wives fail sppear
when they do appear declare that they have been
beaten at all.


Philip Snn young man, built something after the pat
tern OF the celebrated Mr. Ncodemus Nestle placed
At the bar charge Of beating his wife, Mrs Sinn He
came up to the bar with the alarrity Of Diddler and
carefully displayed large roll of something enveloped
In copy Of the .qneycan Republican newspaper the title
Of which he displayed to Alderman Drake.


REcoRDER-Well, Mr.. Sat-Mr Sim, yon are charged
here with beating your wife. Did You do so7


SIrr-(Grinning and waving the roll, and mskinr q
low bow 10 the Court No. sir never had the coursge
to do so, sir. (Laughter3


REcoRDER- Looking upon him compassionately and
sighng) sir, Mrs Sim does not appear Against
you you Co. Now take Of your wife and her
little Sims, and don't commit another offence Of this
kind. exit prisoner in haste)


A great number Of other cases were disposed Of