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Il Lar Siudcm in Alabama.-An exchanyc
says that Mr.. c.. who studied law in the Office Of
n senior member of the bar in some town of some
State emlgrated TO a IN banIa for his examination.
"Judge p" said Mr.. C.'s trieUd, ..is now IN
the village; will you go and stand your exam.
na,on!'
OF course c. consented. lie had boon severa
days anxiousIy waiting for the Judge at the
Exchange. alias grocery.-aos dosgcry. Al.
ter the iormuIity of an introduction, the judge
said


Swell. Mr.. c., you want to be examined for
admittance to the bar"


"Ycs, sir.'


"Wel, sir let's take something to drink. Bar.
keeper, give us two juleps.'


Mr.. C., can you swim ~


Yes sir, cam said c., greatly surprised.


"Well, sir, let's take another drink-oa rkeeper,
two cocktails


The cocktails vanished, and the Judge said-


"Mr. c., have you got a horse


'Cortainly sir,' said e..


''Nery gooi," said the Judge, soberly as
though charging Grand Jury. "Mr. C., if you
please. we'il take drink. Barkeeper, two tod :.
dies.''


The toddies disappeared. and C. owns he began
to feol rather queer.


"Mr. c." said tho Judge. "can your horse
swim -


"les, sir. he can-for have tried him from
necessity" ..


"Then sir.' said the Judge with increasing
gravity. ''your horse can swim-and you can
swim, and by. think you are well qualified
for an Alabama lawyer.


Give me your commission, and will sign il.
Meanwhile, barkeeper, give two punches for
my friend Mr.. e.. and myself"


"Mr. C..' continued the Judge. 81 drink success
to your admission to the Alabama ar."-RrriLe.