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I'VE can inform Johnathan what are the iuev..
table consequences of being too fond Of glory -
Taxes upon every article which enters into the
mouth, or covers the back, or is placed under the
foot; taxes upon everything which it is pleasant
to see, hear. feel smell, or taste taxes upon
warmth, light, and locomotion taxes on cyery


thing on earth, and the waters under the earth
on everything thar comes from abroad, or is grown
al home; taxes on the raw materirI; taxes on ev.
cry fresh value that is added to it by the industry
OF man; taxes on the sauce which pampors mans
appetite, and the drug that restores him to health
on the ermne which decorates the Judge, and the
rope which hangs the criminal on the Door man's
salt, and the rich mans spice; on the brass nails
OF the coffin. and the rbands Of the bride at bed
or board, couchant or levant, we must nav. Tho
schooboy whips his taxed top the beardess
youth manages his taxed horse, with taxed bri.
die, on taxed road; and the dying Enclishman.
pouring his medicine which has paid 7 Der cent:
INTO spoon that has paid Is per cent, filings fim
self back into his chintz bed, which has paid 22
per cent, and expires in the arms of an apo,beca.
ry who has paid License Of a hundred pounds
for the privilege Of putting him to death. His
whole property is then Immediately taxed from .
TO lo per cent. Besides the probate, large fees
are demanded for burying him in the chapeol his
virtues are handed down to prosperity on taxed
marble ; and he is then gathered to his fathers
10 be taxed no omore."-Sydney Smith.