THE DOLLAR DEMOCRAT.
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weeks, appear, oh HouoTed Public wide
awake as black fish, fresh as a spring
zephyr, lively as an Eclipse colt, bright as
a sunbeam, and ready 10 see company at
any time, as the Falls of niagara, and like
them, to "go it with a rush ~ for the pub
lie qualification.


Part the materials for its publication
have already arrived IN Coffevil!e-
THAT famous town, near Durdons hIill,"
as the poet says-where it will have the
honor of being issued-and the remainder
are on the way to US.


The Democrat will 60 for the welfare
and best interest Of ALL NATIONS
our motto continuing to be as heretofore-
"The world is my Country-and to do good my


Religion"


Men are either Gods or the Devils crea
tures and for natural goodness, and natural
rascality, there is no difference between Jew
and Gentle. Bull and Grape, Paddy and
Yankee Canbal and Kamtscha;kin, Hoo.
sier and WooIvereen, Cock and Coon.
Bring up Turk judgmatically, properly,
decently-by laying on the birch, we'll and
freely and frequently, on the unbreeched
hustle o. the unsophisticated child Of natur,
in youth, and he will be gentleman.
Spare the hickory twig, and suffer your
brat to run wild, tear his !rowsers, and
break things, in his teens, ard you bring
him up to be worse than a Turk-you
make him over MORALLY and Immortality to
the devil. Besides, bountiful faeelation
makes the yonkers grow, and wonderfully
aids the assimilation of their food into chye
in plain, untrancendenlal phrase, greatly
fec tote th1 Il, a. \
butter, mush and milk Their being no
difference, then, at birth, in the descendants
Of Grandmother Eve-all being born free
and equal, as Jefferson says--editors, prea-
chers, and other POLITICAL and religious
.schOolmasters, ought not selhshly confine
their benevolent exeFlions to the enlighten-
ment, edihcation, civilization, and fourieri-
ZatlOn, OF mere nations tribes sects and par
ties. All men having. originally, one and
the same mother-all being brethren-that
is al white men-it is the duty of every
philanthropist to labor for the welfare. bene-
ti;, moral and physical, of the whole hu-
man race-dandies included.


We assert this magnificent and mighty
truth that No portion ofthe human race
are entitled to the exclusive privileges" of
being civilized, aud reading the newspapers


Believing that all creation, ouo BIT to have
the privilege and (pay for in advance) the
luxury of readin 'ghe news" and it being
our benevolent desire 10 minister to the ed
IiIcatlon OF sinners, and the qualification of
saints, every where we shall aim to ex-
tend the circulation CT our remarkable pa
per, through Europe, Asia, America, Mar
shall COUNTY, New Holland, and the rest Of
the important, growing and houFishing par
isheS which dot, adorn and beautty the su-
beIbs Of the great County of Yallobusha.


Hon. T. A. Falconer Of Holly Springs,
will please &C: as our Agent in the Empire
county.


Hon. Caleb Gushing is authorised to act
for us in Asia, generally, and the Celestial
Empire IN particular


Queen Victoria will not be our agentess
this year. We dare not trust one with SO
large, expensive, and awtully increasing
family of little responsibilities. as she has,
with such an idle, worthless, titled, no-coru-
raising set Of stuck-up paupers about her.
Our fees would not be safe.


Daniel OConnell will therefore please
collect subscriptions for us in Europe-ta-
king care not 10 confound our dimes with
the repeal rent" tin.


II. O. Davidson, Esq. inventor of "The
Aeronaut," or Flying Alligator, can have
the contract to deliver the papers to New
Holland subscribers, provided he can fly
and serve subscribers within forty-eight
hours from time of publication.


Ii is customary with editors to promise
lavishly, at the out set In accordance with
this time-honored custom, we here engage
to make our paper worth its weight III COM
ic almanacs.


We hav'nt got any particular principles !;
therefore, shan't attempt TO make any grand
tlourisbes, theoretically, in relation to the
theological, political and jassackical opin-
ions, creeds and whims, of priests, philoso-
piers, ahd political economist Therefore,
we shall simply assure you, dear Public,
that


We believe il is natural and righ: and
proper for US all to do as we please, what we
please. and use and enjoy all the good things
of this life, in abundance: when we can do
SO without morally or physically injuring
another;


We are opposed 20 there being any poor
people


We are sternly, honestly, independently
democratical and are therefore opposed to
there being any rich people in society,"
We are IN favor OF the Veto-power, ad-
vance-pay yments, and the constitutional cur
rency;


We are in favor of repeating the Laws