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ST. Louis Peoples Organ.
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FalSrlXG FOX EFFEcr.-Madem DC y. was
Aely dining with L. at Paris. The dinner had
passed off pleasantly, when, on rising from the
'aole, MADAM Y. though, proper 10 faint. She
vas Immediately carried to the bed Of the lady OF
lie house, where she remained immovabe. Her
aeug was cut, salts applied to her nosc-cvery
hing was useless Madam Y. still remained i'm
movable Oh the elegant bed ornamentcd with silk
md lace. One OF the by.stsnders, more scan.
daIOus than the rest, pretended that this fainting
vas only an ingenious device for taking sicsta,
and he declared himself ready to 90 ard faint,
rpon sof4 in the ncighboring saloon.


The mistress Of the housc grew weary Of being
Employed for so long time atout the same per.
son; her ennui made her little malicious. and,
10 spread snare for the far fainter, she simply
sae, DO you know what makes her Ill her
hai: is TOO tight; it rusi be united" These
ro,ds acted ike magic. Forgetting every thing,
by an involuntary movement ,hc far invalid pu,
both her hands up to her head to defend her false
N'sids from an aggression which nigh, reveal toc
much, ard feigning to come to herself, "Whert
am Z" said she, in feeble voice. =" Al IN,
house." replied her fiend, but your carriage i
he'e, and in five minutes you Will be in you
own"


Moral of the story: Pretended fainting re
cures real hair Courier dcs Etats Unis.