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ADVICE GRATIS When you can't have
roast turkey for dinner, put up with any
thing. The stomach and necessity soon be-
come companions.


Never refuse any thing offered you ex-
cept kick; because i; is not always con-
venieut TO return the latter.


Marry a man for his good sense, amiable
temper, his sound morals, his habits of in
dustry and economy, and you will then have
a good husband


no attraction renders wife always so
agreeable to her husband as cheerfulness and
good humor.