For The North Carolina Standard.
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The AGE OF OF~WONDERS.


wonder lf the coons about these diggins have
found out who James K. Polk (the man of straw }
can be2 If they have not would advise them TO
look at the final result of the election for President
s. Iswonder if the schooner ScavInger is ready for
,sailing2 presume the collector of customs to be
stationed at the head Of old Salt has had orders to
start to the post assigned him by this time.


wonder if all the crew is ready for sailing, the
collectors, surveyors, lide-waiters, bumboat-women
and The Little Blower2 He should have his horn
in fine blowing order; he may expect several shil-
lings for his services, way up there.


I wonder if the Great Western would not feel
lonesome behind; If he can be spared let him gu
too with his chronicle TO inform his friends he
leave behind how high, tariff makes, low goods.
He would feel sighted if'ieft behind by the great
dictator and collector of customs &c.


wonder, if The election had been put off until
March, if the Dictator would have gotten theuum
Der Of States he gave the man Of Straw, while al
Raleigh.


l wonder if the dictator is not satisfied after be
ing told three times by the people, in a voice o
Ih0nder, that he is the for their President
! | wonder if the Editor ofthe Independent. uncle
Tommy, is perfectly satisfied with the company he
now keeps the British wings that he talked a
good deal about short time back? don't think
they are precisely satisfied with him.


l wonder if the coons have not found out tha
a gre many who were gulled in 1S40 by harC
cider have returned to their former faith and prac
tice, aud that the democrats have carried the elrc
ton in favor of the republican candidate, honestly
and not by bard cider and SKINS Is
| ForestEille, 18th Nov, 1914 7. Z. w.