"What wondTous inventions we have seen,


Signs Of true genius and empty pockets;
One makes new noses, one gulloiine.
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One breaks your bones one sets them in their socke"


aI5- THIS is A GREAT COUNTRY FOR INvEN
lion, like Peneepe's web, doing and undoing-we may
90 farther and say, there some things which may be
pondered till the brains of the sparkling geniuses be
uced to bran we do not find the philosophers stone,
which are in search Of find something else,
the Poudre Subtitle Of DR. Felix Gonraud for eradcang
superfuous hair is great discovery. How many bril-
liant and intellectual brows (domes of thoughD do
that without the application OF that potent
erminator OF hair, would be dull heavy eaden fronts
pieces How many orators who have fascinated AMI be
wdered their audiences with their tIopes metaphors
qups. quiddites conceits, &c indebted to D. Felix


ourand for the possession of the magnificent and lofty
Intellectual developements which they have JispI d in
the rostrum How many swains are indebted TO him for
the possession Of their "ladye loves who would ncon-
nently have been dismissed had their forehead been
and low. An intellectual and spiritual
arts her eyes nstanter upon mans frontal and forms
therefore, all ye who have your genius con
ceaed by mass of superauous hair go at once to
way, where all skepdcs have their doubts removed
BY seeing the preparation tested Beware Of vile
tsrieits


n3- HOW CHILLING ARE THE GRoANS OF
children in the agones Of despair! Who among tina
has been called TO sacrifice upon The altar OF disease
ot these little creatures, that remember with in
iescribabe pain their dying shreiksl II
when housandsyea worlds. would have been given to
ay the stroke OF DEATH but there remedy
he lenen hand OF time to bind up the OF brok
en heart. Now parent need dread the summer com.
plant, among children; .Bernards Diarr
ora Medicine VIII cure any case Of cholera infantum
summer complaints in children cholera morbus cramps





good certificates be by calling the proprietor
Il s. Bernard. 81 Nassau street New York For sale also
Ivy Backus Bull agents, Troy, Warren w Page, Bos-
toni and DR.. T. stillman, agent for New Orleans.


0u- RlCoRD's rAklslAN ALTERATIvE MI
CURE the cure OF primary or ,ndary 5yphiiu
Tad all affections produced by an rjudicious o me
,ury The great advantages possessed this poweTtD


lucrative all other preparations for the cure OF sy
hills, Is, the while curing the disease y improves tn
constitution, whilst mercury generally leave muci
worse disease than the II is Administered for. Th
'est recommendation we can give Of i % that il s no,
aerly considered mercury thu only Tor those
,iaints Sold in single bottles 81 each in hal
lozep S. carefully packed and sent 10 all parts OF "
Union. Office of the College OF Medicine aud Pharm9
~, oB Nassau street


W. a RICHARDSON, NJ D.. Ages,
a1- SECURE YOUR HEALTH WITH BRAN
DRETH's PLLS-Man will be born to days OF bliss
compared with what has hitherto been his lot weighed
down he has been by disease nrmtes and suffering
which earthly power knew how to alleviate until this
discovery was presented to the world The weak the
feeble, the nhrm the nervous, the delicate, in few
paints are removed by perseverance without the expense
Of aphysician Adapted to all circumstances and stua
IONS they are the best medicines invented for fam


es or to take to preventing scurvy and costvenes
equiring no change OF diet particular regimen, or cars
gl'nst taking cold


Sold at DR. Bfsndreths Offices Gal Broadway, NJ ";
Worth 9Th street Philadelphia; Mercer and Laight SITS
Baltimore; and 19 Hanover st Bost0n-at 40 cents
ox, with full directions for Also at Mrs Booihs
Narket street, Brooklyn, and Wilson, Jersey City.
10 A SPLENDID ARTICLE OF COLOGNE WA
er is now offered at 81 Courland street, very low Quart
bottles ~ cents.


90 GOURAUDs GRECIAN HAIR DYE, WILL
change red white or grey hair to beautiful black
or darn brown without injury to the ssn at