I,AUGHABLE.
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We must laugh as well as cry in this world.
The following quizzica! story was lold at d
TEMPERANCE meeting in Hartford by reform
ed toner 1t opens rich, and as the man mas
become sober, one may now laugh over MS
obsurdities with double relish. lie SAID:


81 used to drink, and my wife used TO Jaw,
me about it. What do you get drunk Tor!
said she what do you jaw me torI SaId l.
So we agreed, and made firm bargain, ihal
I would not drink and she would not scoId-
For three long days we held on iI,n-no
drinking nor scoIding; but on the 'hru even
inc. being in company with some 9ooG 'e'-
lows, took a horn, and when that was uo"n
riuht of wanted another, and IN very S'lo' !,
time found myself about show lare YOU


with twenty horns safe and snug IN my OTeau
basket. Tremendous laughter) BY ana D!
il GOT TO be time to 90 home, but as you ma! ,I'!
weIl snnpose, dreaded to meet my wife IKE
The tooth ache. Uaughter) However, 60
n,nst and so staggered along, hoping to ma
NV NV wife a-bed. Gaughter) When reach,
cd cd the house | found it still lighted ana
,bronrb the window saw my vile up and
wai,i6g for me. Laughter) Thinks |, cant
go in vet, but must wait ull she goes 70
Rod so there stood, halt freezing IN the coIo
rain rain two hours. tremendous laugh'er' =
A. A. last she went to bed, and crePt IN at tIle inc
lack door. stumbling over pals and chalrS'
but @ finally succeeded in getting to bed wI.n- I
ont @ disturbing her; QaughterD but after doz- '
u, ;m@ a' While awoke and found myself as dry
nl ,ns " fish, & Ganghter) You know brethren
how dry we ali used to be in the night gghb,nr al!eI
we'd we'd had a spree Tremendous lan8hle[l
NV NJ wife I always knew what was the matter gl;'I
MY my "me me- when got up in the night to drink
VIII WIN ,vo,eT u,v LaGghter.) hardly dared to
co,d wG,T eor fear of my wife, but my thirst was
get ~ ~ tb,n could bears Qaughter;) so Out
gre~ed grenSrd 'nad nnd CROPPED very softly after the wa


,sr nail daurRteT) but no water there; ('augn-