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How TO GET A FEATHER BED.-eIn car
rying off even the small thing of feather
bed, Jack Tate, the bowld burglar; showed
the skill of high practitioner, for he descen-
ded the stairs backwards"


Backwards" said Larry Hogan, sswhat's
that forl''


"You'll see by and by" said Groggins;
he descendhered backwards, when sudden
ly he heard door opening, and faymale
voice exclaiming,


"Where are you going with that bedI"


''l'm going up stairs with it, ma am, 7"
said Jack, whose backward position favored
his lie; and he began to walk up again.


''Come down." said the lady, 1--WE want
no beds here, man."


"Mr. Sullivan, ma am sent me home
with it HIMSELF said Jack, still mounting
the stairs.


"Come down, tell you," said the lady
in great rage, ''thcrc's no Mr.. Sullivan
lives here"


81 beg your pardon, ma am" said Jack,
turning round, and marching off with the bed
fair and aisy.


Well, there was a regular shilloo in the
house when the thing was found out, and
cart ropes wouldn't how'd the lady for the
rage she was in.-Lopcr's :" Handy Andy."