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PorATo ACCOMPLISHMENTS OF THE Po-
TATo QUESTION recent protracted discus
sions OF the sauams of the American Institute have,
it s well known put all the kitchins in the city
;a aa awful state OF excitement. Inc .ovhs have
beea in a terrible stew. Walters have lost their
appetite, and chambermaids their curiosity, not
being able to think of any thing but but this terri
BILE potato question. The philosophers couldn't ac-
count for the disease at all. But we are happy to
announce that new philosopher has recently APP
peared in the field, who has settled the question
for ever. This sapaM is no less parsonage than
Captain Bailey of the good ship Yorkshire, who
has just brought over some of the finest Irish and
English "murphies" that ever smiled on we'll
garnished table. They are all foreigners''-not
naturalized-nota bit OF it, He is now selling them
of at the wharf in great abundance. This settles
the potato question at once, and we advise every
body to hastento the dock and secure the interest
ing "foreigners' as soon as possible, before they
can possibly have chance to be contaminated.


Captain Bailey is indeed public benefactor, az
well as philosopher He has settled the potato
question He has quieted the kitchins-re-
stored equanimity to the cooks-and saved the
walters and chambermaids from utter distraction
In fact, by the introduction Of these foreigners
he has done more than even Anson. who sailed
round the world