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.Never Despdw.-Those who have been so unfor tunate as to lose their teeth, may take fresh cour age, and look forward with confidence to the time when new ones will appear. Old bachelors and old maids, ladies of particular age, and men of no particular age, have cause for rejoicing. The present is essentially teething age, and although great multitudeS have been sorely gsnnied, yet 1t will be unnecessary in all future time to submit to such an affiicton. Ye who wont to take delight in one-picking but now compelled to sup soup, raise high your hands, turn upwards your eyes, open wide your mouth, and cry aloud with joy, for you will again be able to gnaw the bone, not, of cortention, but of-nseGt! No more will false teeth have to be silly abstracted from the mouth, and thrust into the waiscoat pocket, that the afc- ted ones may enjoy their repast without the fear that their ivory will tumble down their thrOats, and cause an uncomfortable feeling, besides obli- ging them to take any number of emetcs, to remove their grinders "i ae

 But the fact upon which we base the foregoing rhapsody is simply this s: An old gentleman of this town aged % years, has recently shed tsceLre nesc tecth, with which he is able to perform all the duties desolving upon those useful and neces- sary appendages This unusual occurrence has caused great sensation among the to0thless por- tion of community, and excited in the breasts of the Dentists fears that s 0thellos occupation Is going, if not really gone. Truly this IS great age who will dare to question that we are great

 

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 .Natseral Csviosify.--We learn from the Alton (ll.) Telegraph, that substance which 1t calls Mineral Tallow, was recently found about seventy feet below the surface of the ground by Mir. Thom- as Carr, while digging we'll on his farm between Alton and WoOd-river bridge. This substance is imbedded in stratum of reddish ciays or decom- posed rock, about one footn thickness, with which it is pretty we'll mixed up; and to the sight and touch bears astrking resemblance to tallow.-- But, although greasy, and emitting smoke. when exposed to heat, it does not melt readily, if at all

 Weunderstand that some men employed not long since in digging a we'll On the premises of w s. Lincoln. ESo, at Monticello, about six miles from Alton. having reached the depth of sixty feet struck lhe top of cedar tree, which they followed down wards twenty feet mose without coming to the !oot when, finding no water, they suspended operations. The tree apparently stood in it's natural position but was as light as dry sponse having probably been covered up by some convulslons ot tne earIn' long, long before tho discovery Of America."sN Y, CSetSan, ekb t1sf,