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Qua pErs--Nhile making short excursion, some days since, with frelld. to Whg neigbbor hood, We succseded in capturing, and bringing home uahuft large rattle snake We present preserve hin in wire oage, as a mantle ornament for our oics; but we inteaa when he is suficieatly~euiet- e 10 offer hin as candidate for the recently yaca- tsd oiFics of fighting editor" Of the Gazette. Not wthstanding some prejudices that may exist against him, he $ onineuth qualified in many respects for that station. He eynces. like all his race an undis- gaised hatfedto Democrats, andcaa sptou as much venom at a short notice IS any Whig editor that lives, His io.ked tongue, and unceasing camor, betrayed to us his politics. And although we have no deposition o adnlt such a character to our inti- macy, we part from hia with ill feeling as ops eion b obtain for hin tAe situation most congenal to his natare, ,yiil show lis strongest recommen- dation lies n the iact that our snake never drinks, and has aest d2ease appetite consequently k can be laaia5aiaFd aad his services procured for much lsss sum than 10 per month.

 s P s. sirce the aooYe was written, a friend has presentsd us Nih most plignacious tarantula; and fl there be any objection to his snakeship upon the seora Of general character, the Gazette can make his own terms Nitllias hairy-faeel individual We would lsslar howsYer, that there is an expression of coanenanee h the later by no means prepossess ing lsoae have pretended to discover faint family likeness to Ben) but as aaolset to this disadvantage in the same bottle with him lives about corporals nasd of scorpions, whose services the tarantula can esaaand in times of graatdaRger.

 Carr. FsEz remarked to the ladies, in his recent speech :. lcn!syils some one of them weala send him toen. t were but rb5on or a loah of lair. he wod bear t amidst the hottest of the fight rn.il crowned ey yicto ' or laid low in death.

 The reporter says the gallant speaker was soon crowded Hith scaIfs, reses and locks of ha1

 From . sonngster filed with the romance of his times. in the days of ckigalgy just aoout to 9 out to fght the battles of his country, or to ginagy giant, the above remarks Houid hare come vssy naturally. and in good taste

 Bai ssoga married gentleman of jorsy letaters, in this sober age. and in these tines of peace, they seem, to us to have fallen in bad taste. This was going even beyond the license of the "Poet of Ar kansas" Ali Captain, what . sublime figure you would cut, running up and down the streets of Lit tie Rock holding upyoaf scarfs roses and t2als q Alir, and crying .sh9zza for Clay r Why. Captain lie boys will laugh at you--and take care that you do moi stlll, your toe, ial down, and in your own paetie aaa gallant langaage

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