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MODERN MISUNDERSTANDING man
A fellow who has a bow and smile for
every one abroad, and beats his wife at
home


A low bred woman--One who stays
at home takes care Of her children, and
never NEEDLES with the business of her
|neighbors. Species almost extinct,


Vulgarity-Not aping every new fash
ion the moment ii is promulgated by Par
isian milliners.


Long treath-The inspiration taken
by an atmospheric railroad


lnk-stand-The place where a prin.
ter's roller boy stations himself


Animal Mugnetism-politiciaus poin-
ting to the Polls,


Criminal Court-A bribed Judge and
a perjured Jury.


Eloquent Circular-A lady's mouth,


Melancholy rehection--The image OF
Constable in you parlor mirror.


Record Of Time-A watchmaker's 1ay
book.


Questions of absorbing interest-Tri-
al of a Usury case.


Sweet Music-That produced by a
drum of figs.


Minor Consideration-What you'll do
"when you are twenty-one."