Morning Constitutions
# Morning Constitutions

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Morning Constitutions is a 2007 album by American comedian Larry the Cable Guy. It was recorded at the Orpheum Theatre in Minneapolis, Minnesota. It reached #1 on the Top Comedy Albums chart.

## Track listing

All material written by Larry the Cable Guy.

* "Bowling Shoes"
* "Just Hitched"
* "I Like Steak"
* "Pie of the Month"
* "Terrorist or Toddler"
* "Gay Mafia"
* "Stool Troubles"
* "Shopping at Wal-Mart"
* "Bed, Beer & a Blonde"
* "Squeal or No Squeal"
* "A Sue Named Boy"
* "Poop Lasagna"
