Tyler Perry's House of Payne (season 2)
# Tyler Perry's House of Payne (season 2)

The second season of the Tyler Perry's House of Payne began airing on June 6, 2007, and concluded on August 6, 2008. The season contained 100 episodes.

## Cast

### Main cast

* LaVan Davis as Curtis Payne
* Cassi Davis as Ella Payne
* Lance Gross as Calvin Payne
* Allen Payne as Clarence James (C.J.) Payne, Jr.
* Larramie "Doc" Shaw as Malik Payne
* China Anne McClain as Jazmine Payne
* Demetria McKinney as Janine Payne
* Denise Burse as Claretha Jenkins
* Keisha Knight Pulliam as Miranda Lucas (episodes 72-100, guest star in episode 25)

### Recurring cast

* Joyce Giraud as Angel O. Reilz
* Bart Hansard as Bart Holmes
* Cedric Pendleton as Keenan Jared
* Robinne Lee as Nicole Jamieson
* Kyre Batiste-Loftin as Kevin
* Quincy Bonds as Pookie
* Clayton English as Peanut
* Eva Marcille as Tracie
* Robin Givens as Tanya

### Guest stars

* David Mann as Mr. Brown
* George Wallace as Jimmy
* Daniele Gaither as Smokey
* Lisa Arrindell Anderson as Dr. Gilrest
* Tyler Perry as Madea
* Keke Palmer as Nikki
* Tamela Mann as Cora Brown
* Lamman Rucker as Will Brown

## Episodes

| No. overall | No. in season | Title | Directed by | Written by | Original air date | Prod. code |
| - | - | - | - | - | - | - |
| 11 | 1 | "Bully and the Beast" | Tyler Perry | Kellie R. Griffin | June 6, 2007 (2007-06-06) | 201 |
| In the series premiere, also the second season premiere, Curtis becomes tired of all the people in his house. Meanwhile, Malik is being bullied by a girl at school who is taking his lunch money. Curtis tries to reconcile the situation but doesn't get along with the girl's foster mother, Madea. ''Crossover: This episode proves that Madea's Family Reunion is a part of the same reality as House of Payne. Guest stars: Keke Palmer as Nikki, Tyler Perry as Madea Absent: Denise Burse as Claretha |||||||
| 12 | 2 | "I Can Cry If I Want To" | Tyler Perry | Michelle L. Johnson | June 6, 2007 (2007-06-06) | 202 |
| While the family tries to plan a surprise party for Curtis' 50th birthday, Curtis tries to regain his youth. During the party the guys are called out for a fire that ends up being at C.J. and Janine's house. This forces C.J., Janine, Malik and Jazmine to move in with Curtis and Ella. ''Crossover: This episode proves that Meet the Browns is a part of the same reality as House of Payne. Guest star: David Mann as Mr. Brown |||||||
| 13 | 3 | "More Than Meets the Eye" | Tyler Perry | Christopher J. Moore | June 13, 2007 (2007-06-13) | 203 |
| C.J. finds out the fire at his house was arson. Meanwhile, Janine's strange behavior is questioned by the family, especially Curtis, who thinks Janine is cheating on C.J. with her mysterious friend Blue. Absent: Denise Burse as Claretha |||||||
| 14 | 4 | "Busted" | Tyler Perry | Jenee V. Giles | June 13, 2007 (2007-06-13) | 204 |
| The family continues to question Janine's odd behavior before realizing she is on drugs. The shocking discovery also unlocks another hidden revelation. Meanwhile, Calvin sells knock off designer purses to make some extra money. |||||||
| 15 | 5 | "Lost and Found" | Tyler Perry | Carmelita Arroyo | June 20, 2007 (2007-06-20) | 205 |
| Curtis is required to take an anger management class, but the upbeat instructor doesn't seem to suppress his anger. Later, the guys go to the crack house to help bring Janine home. Janine agrees to go to rehab but the family wakes up to find her missing. Absent: Denise Burse as Claretha |||||||
| 16 | 6 | "Down and Outted" | Tyler Perry | Christopher J. Moore | June 20, 2007 (2007-06-20) | 206 |
| Curtis thinks Malik is gay after seeing him wear a tutu. Meanwhile, Curtis offers some of his and Ella's retirement money to C.J. in order to jump start him and the kids moving out. Absent: Denise Burse as Claretha |||||||
| 17 | 7 | "No Money, Mo' Problems" | Tyler Perry | Anita M. Cal | June 27, 2007 (2007-06-27) | 207 |
| C.J. accepts Curtis and Ella's money offer, but when he uses the money to put Janine in rehab she checks herself out, causing C.J. to lose the money and find a way to break the news to Curtis. Meanwhile, Calvin shows off Curtis and Ella's house as his own to impress a girl. Absent: Denise Burse as Claretha |||||||
| 18 | 8 | "Just Say No" | Tyler Perry | Steve Coulter, Dee Wagner | June 27, 2007 (2007-06-27) | 208 |
| A school assembly about "Say No To Drugs" upsets Jazmine, because of Janine's drug problems. Meanwhile, the firefighters protest after Curtis refuses to replace the broken television at the firehouse. Absent: Denise Burse as Claretha |||||||
| 19 | 9 | "Surprise, Surprise" | Tyler Perry | Shontell McClain | July 4, 2007 (2007-07-04) | 209 |
| Janine's parents show up looking for her. Claretha believes she knows Janine's father. Guest stars: Dorian Harewood as Larry Shelton, Anne-Marie Johnson as Liz Shelton Absent: Demetria McKinney as Janine |||||||
| 20 | 10 | "Father Knows Best" | Tyler Perry | Joseph Hampton | July 4, 2007 (2007-07-04) | 210 |
| Janine's parents return and want custody of the kids. The firefighters "misplace" the fire truck. Guest stars: Dorian Harewood as Larry Shelton, Anne-Marie Johnson as Liz Shelton Absent: Denise Burse as Claretha and Demetria McKinney as Janine |||||||
| 21 | 11 | "I Keep Coming Up Short" | Tyler Perry | Teri Jackson | July 11, 2007 (2007-07-11) | 211 |
| Curtis has impotency issues. Meanwhile, C.J. tries to work out his debt. Absent: Demetria McKinney as Janine, Larramie "Doc" Shaw as Malik and China Anne McClain as Jazmine |||||||
| 22 | 12 | "The Buck Stops Here" | Tyler Perry | Carmelita Arroyo | July 11, 2007 (2007-07-11) | 212 |
| The firefighters do a pinup calendar as a fundraiser and are surprised when a new firefighter assigned to the house is a woman named Angel. Meanwhile, Jazmine sells candy for her school. Absent: Denise Burse as Claretha and Demetria McKinney as Janine |||||||
| 23 | 13 | "Wax On, Wax Off" | Tyler Perry | Anita M. Cal | July 18, 2007 (2007-07-18) | 213 |
| Malik's going through puberty and the women in the house are clueless. Meanwhile, a failing inspection at the firehouse is Curtis's fault. Absent: Demetria McKinney as Janine |||||||
| 24 | 14 | "Head of the Class" | Tyler Perry | Steve Coulter, Dee Wagner | July 18, 2007 (2007-07-18) | 214 |
| Jazmine runs for class president. Meanwhile, Curtis and Ella take an art class together with models. Absent: Denise Burse as Claretha and Demetria McKinney as Janine |||||||
| 25 | 15 | "Paternity and Fraternity: Part 1" | Tyler Perry | Kellie R. Griffin | July 25, 2007 (2007-07-25) | 215 |
| An old high school flame of C.J.'s comes back in his life with a claim that is bound to rock his world. Meanwhile, Malik's hanging around a bad group of kids and gets into trouble. To be continued... Guest star: Sierra Aylina McClain as Jasmine Note: Sierra Aylina McClain is China Anne McClain's real life sister Absent: Denise Burse as Claretha and Demetria McKinney as Janine |||||||
| 26 | 16 | "Paternity and Fraternity: Part 2" | Tyler Perry | Kellie R. Griffin | July 25, 2007 (2007-07-25) | 216 |
| C.J. gets the results of the paternity test. And after a heated discussion with Malik, C.J. finally understands the revelations of Janine's situation has major effects on the kids. Meanwhile, Bart does some extreme stunts while the firefighters place bets on him. Guest star: Sierra Aylina McClain as Jasmine Absent: Denise Burse as Claretha and Demetria McKinney as Janine |||||||
| 27 | 17 | "Cracking Under Pressure" | Tyler Perry | Lamont Ferrell | August 1, 2007 (2007-08-01) | 217 |
| Janine and her associates from the crack-house break in and steal from the Payne's house. Meanwhile, Calvin trains for a marathon. Absent: Denise Burse as Claretha |||||||
| 28 | 18 | "Club PCP" | Tyler Perry | Kellie R. Griffin | August 1, 2007 (2007-08-01) | 218 |
| Calvin plans a house party when the rest of the family visits relatives in Florida. Absent: Allen Payne as C.J., LaVan Davis as Curtis, Cassi Davis as Ella, Denise Burse as Claretha, Larramie "Doc" Shaw as Malik, China Anne McClain as Jazmine and Demetria McKinney as Janine |||||||
| 29 | 19 | "Sadly Mistaken" | Tyler Perry | Teri Jackson | August 8, 2007 (2007-08-08) | 219 |
| Janine's associate, Beverly, steals Ella's identity, causing Ella to be briefly jailed for check kiting. Afterward, Ella feels compelled to confront Janine at the crack house. Meanwhile, Calvin crams for mid-terms. Absent: Denise Burse as Claretha |||||||
| 30 | 20 | "And Justice for All" | Tyler Perry | Lamont Ferrell | August 8, 2007 (2007-08-08) | 220 |
| Malik and Kevin meet someone on the Internet, who turns out to be a man. Meanwhile, Curtis and Claretha have jury duty together. Absent: Cassi Davis as Ella, China Anne McClain as Jazmine and Demetria McKinney as Janine |||||||
| 31 | 21 | "I Got the Hook Up" | Tyler Perry | Teri Jackson | August 15, 2007 (2007-08-15) | 221 |
| Everyone tries to hook C.J. up on a date. Meanwhile, a woman who's HIV-positive volunteers at the Help Center. Guest star: Kaira Whitehead as Karen Note: This episode featured Cassi Davis informing viewers about HIV and AIDS. Absent: Larramie "Doc" Shaw as Malik, China Anne McClain as Jazmine and Demetria McKinney as Janine |||||||
| 32 | 22 | "Absolutely Positive" | Tyler Perry | Joseph Hampton | August 15, 2007 (2007-08-15) | 222 |
| Curtis gets a colonoscopy and thinks he's dying. Meanwhile, Calvin goes on a date with Karen, the woman who's HIV-positive. Guest star: Kaira Whitehead as Karen Note: This episode featured LaVan Davis informing viewers about colonoscopy. Absent: Allen Payne as C.J. and Demetria McKinney as Janine |||||||
| 33 | 23 | "Teacher's Pet" | Tyler Perry | Anita M. Cal | August 22, 2007 (2007-08-22) | 223 |
| After Jazmine "rescues" a hamster from her school, assistant principal Nicole Jamieson comes to the Payne household to investigate, sparking a schoolboy crush from Malik. When Malik finds out that Jazmine did abscond with the hamster, the two kids make a pact to keep it a secret. Soon, Calvin gets involved, and mayhem becomes the order of the day. Guest star: Robinne Lee as Nicole Jamieson Note: This episode was dedicated to China Anne McClain's hamster, Perry, who died prior to this episode. Absent: Allen Payne as C.J., Denise Burse as Claretha and Demetria McKinney as Janine |||||||
| 34 | 24 | "The Perfect Storm" | Tyler Perry | Christopher J. Moore | August 22, 2007 (2007-08-22) | 224 |
| The firehouse is overwhelmed by a nasty storm that hits Atlanta. Miscommunication about retrieving the kids from school causes a mix up that leads to everyone taking shelter at the firehouse and sparks flying between C.J. and the assistant principal. Guest star: Robinne Lee as Nicole Jamieson Absent: Demetria McKinney as Janine |||||||
| 35 | 25 | "Sad, Sad Leroy Brown: Part 1" | Tyler Perry | Steve Coulter, Dee Wagner | August 29, 2007 (2007-08-29) | 225 |
| A neighbor, Mr Brown, moves in with the Paynes after a fire renders his home uninhabitable, but the man soon emerges as an annoying houseguest. Elsewhere, Calvin finds romance---with a con artist named Miranda. To be continued... Guest stars: Keshia Knight Pulliam as Miranda Lucas, David Mann as Mr. Brown and Tamela Mann as Cora Brown Note: Keshia Knight Pulliam makes her first appearance as Miranda Lucas. Absent: Allen Payne as C.J., Denise Burse as Claretha, Larramie "Doc" Shaw as Malik, China Anne McClain as Jazmine and Demetria McKinney as Janine |||||||
| 36 | 26 | "Sad, Sad Leroy Brown: Part 2" | Tyler Perry | Kellie R. Griffin | August 29, 2007 (2007-08-29) | 226 |
| Tension escalates between Curtis and Mr. Brown, a Payne houseguest in the wake of his home fire. Meanwhile, Malik gets a tattoo and comes to regret that decision. Guest stars: David Mann as Mr. Brown and Tamela Mann as Cora Brown Absent: Allen Payne as C.J., Lance Gross as Calvin, Denise Burse as Claretha and Demetria McKinney as Janine |||||||
| 37 | 27 | "Weeping May Endure for a Night" | Tyler Perry | Kellie R. Griffin, Joseph Hampton | September 5, 2007 (2007-09-05) | 227 |
| Mr. Brown, Cora and Will come by the Paynes after Pop Brown's funeral. Brown is upset because Pop Brown left him his run down house which makes Brown think his Daddy really hates him. After going on another bad date, Calvin starts a website called "She's A Whack" (shesawhack.com) only for it to backfire on him. Guest stars: David Mann as Mr. Brown, Tamela Mann as Cora Brown and Lamman Rucker as Will Brown Note: This episode serves as the backdoor pilot for Tyler Perry's Meet the Browns. Absent: Allen Payne as C.J., Denise Burse as Claretha, Larramie "Doc" Shaw as Malik, China Anne McClain as Jazmine and Demetria McKinney as Janine |||||||
| 38 | 28 | "The Big Test" | Tyler Perry | Steve Coulter, Dee Wagner | September 5, 2007 (2007-09-05) | 228 |
| C.J. has a date with Nicole who tells him she is waiting until she is married before having sex. Meanwhile, Jazmine cheats on a test. Guest star: Robinne Lee as Nicole Jamieson Absent: LaVan Davis as Curtis, Cassi Davis as Ella, Denise Burse as Claretha and Demetria McKinney as Janine |||||||
| 39 | 29 | "Balancing Act" | Tyler Perry | Kellie R. Griffin | September 12, 2007 (2007-09-12) | 229 |
| C.J. tries to find time for Nicole without neglecting the children. Meanwhile, Jazmine hopes a new look will attract the attention of Malik's friend. Guest star: Robinne Lee as Nicole Jamieson Absent: Denise Burse as Claretha, Lance Gross as Calvin and Demetria McKinney as Janine |||||||
| 40 | 30 | "Why Can't We Be Friends" | Tyler Perry | Steve Coulter, Dee Wagner | September 12, 2007 (2007-09-12) | 230 |
| Jazmine's friend, Tiffany, convinces Jazmine that C.J. is going to marry Nicole and move to San Francisco with Nicole just like her Dad did when he remarried. Jazmine and Tiffany devise a plan to break up C.J. and Nicole. Meanwhile, Curtis and Malik clean out the garage and bond. Guest star: Robinne Lee as Nicole Jamieson Absent: Denise Burse as Claretha, Lance Gross as Calvin and Demetria McKinney as Janine |||||||
| 41 | 31 | "Dog Day Afternoon" | Tyler Perry | Christopher J. Moore | September 19, 2007 (2007-09-19) | 231 |
| While Malik must make a documentary for a school assignment, Curtis is unknowingly roped into assisting a bank robber. Guest star: Robinne Lee as Nicole Jamieson Absent: Demetria McKinney as Janine |||||||
| 42 | 32 | "New Beginnings" | Tyler Perry | Kellie R. Griffin | September 19, 2007 (2007-09-19) | 232 |
| When his divorce from Janine is at last finalized, C.J. attempts to start life anew, and his firehouse buddies urge him to savor the single life. Meanwhile, Janine tries to reconnect with the Paynes, so Ella helps her get into a rehab facility which does not sit well with C.J. and Curtis. Absent: Larramie "Doc" Shaw as Malik and China Anne McClain as Jazmine |||||||
| 43 | 33 | "Heavy Petting" | Tyler Perry | Carmelita Arroyo | September 19, 2007 (2007-09-19) | 233 |
| When an old friend of C.J.'s turns up, they stir up jealousy in Nicole which causes C.J. and Nicole's budding romance to hit a bump. In the meantime, the Payne children push to get a pooch. Guest star: Robinne Lee as Nicole Jamieson Absent: Denise Burse as Claretha, Lance Gross as Calvin and Demetria McKinney as Janine |||||||
| 44 | 34 | "The Fast and the Furious" | Tyler Perry | Michelle L. Johnson | September 19, 2007 (2007-09-19) | 234 |
| Curtis must take an online driving course after he gets a speeding ticket. Meanwhile, Claretha and Ella clash over playing the lottery. Absent: Allen Payne as C.J., Larramie "Doc" Shaw as Malik, China Anne McClain as Jazmine and Demetria McKinney as Janine |||||||
| 45 | 35 | "Gone in 60 Seconds" | Tyler Perry | Teri Jackson | September 26, 2007 (2007-09-26) | 235 |
| Curtis surprises the family with a new motorcycle, but his new bike causes more trouble than any one family could ever imagine. Malik's new friend from New York convinces him to steal Curtis' motorcycle, leaving Curtis no choice but to press charges, causing Ella to kick him out of the house. (Part one of three.) Guest star: Robinne Lee as Nicole Jamieson and Eva Marcille as Tracie Absent: Denise Burse as Claretha and Demetria McKinney as Janine |||||||
| 46 | 36 | "Lost Without U" | Tyler Perry | Carmelita Arroyo | September 26, 2007 (2007-09-26) | 236 |
| C.J. and Nicole's relationship is seriously tested when Nicole's jealousy gets out of hand, but that's the least of C.J.'s problems. Curtis filed charges against Malik, who faces time in prison for stealing and wrecking Curtis' motorcycle. Meanwhile, the firehouse crew must find a way to get Curtis back into the house that Ella kicked him out of before they go insane. (Part two of three.) Guest star: Robinne Lee as Nicole Jamieson Absent: Denise Burse as Claretha, Larramie "Doc" Shaw as Malik, China Anne McClain as Jazmine and Demetria McKinney as Janine |||||||
| 47 | 37 | "I Rest My Case" | Tyler Perry | Lamont Ferrell | September 26, 2007 (2007-09-26) | 237 |
| Malik and his friend Kyle go to a court hearing for wrecking Curtis' bike, but Curtis' plan to teach the boys a lesson backfires when Malik and Kyle are each given an actual sentence, much to the family's horror. Now Curtis must do whatever it takes to reverse the outcome. (Part three of three) Guest star: Eva Marcille as Tracie Absent: Denise Burse as Claretha, Demetria McKinney as Janine |||||||
| 48 | 38 | "A House Is Not a Home" | Tyler Perry | Michelle L. Johnson | December 5, 2007 (2007-12-05) | 238 |
| C.J. thinks he may have found the perfect new apartment for him and the kids, but he soon learns that his dream home is too good to be true. Curtis is ecstatic that C.J. and the kids are finally getting out of his house. Meanwhile, Ella has had enough of Janine once she learns that she has been taking advantage of her. Guest star: Eva Marcille as Tracie Absent: Denise Burse as Claretha and Lance Gross as Calvin |||||||
| 49 | 39 | "Home Alone" | Tyler Perry | Teri Jackson | December 5, 2007 (2007-12-05) | 239 |
| Just as C.J. and the kids adjust to their new surroundings, an unexpected break in changes everything. Meanwhile, Curtis and Ella are thrilled to have their home all to themselves again. Absent: Denise Burse as Claretha and Demetria McKinney as Janine |||||||
| 50 | 40 | "The Wench Who Saved Christmas" | Tyler Perry | Jenée V. Giles | December 5, 2007 (2007-12-05) | 240 |
| Christmas has arrived and everyone is excited...except for Curtis. When he learns that Ella decided to cancel their holiday vacation to help celebrate C.J. and the kids spending Christmas without Janine, Curtis throws a Scrooge-like tantrum. He returns to reality after being in a dream state where Madea haunts him into realizing the true meaning of the holiday season. Guest star: Tyler Perry as Madea Absent: Denise Burse as Claretha and Demetria McKinney as Janine Note: This marks Tyler Perry's second appearance as Madea. |||||||
| 51 | 41 | "Trial by Fire: Part 1" | Tyler Perry | Steve Coulter, Dee Wagner | December 5, 2007 (2007-12-05) | 241 |
| When a raging house fire is reported in the neighborhood, Curtis and the other firefighters rush to the scene. Calvin believes that he has finally found the right opportunity to prove to himself what he can do in a perilous situation. An uncalculated move results in Calvin rushing to safety and C.J. remaining trapped inside underneath the rumble. Meanwhile, Malik tries to impress a girl. Absent: Denise Burse as Claretha and Demetria McKinney as Janine |||||||
| 52 | 42 | "Trial by Fire: Part 2" | Tyler Perry | Joseph Hampton, Dani Renee | December 12, 2007 (2007-12-12) | 242 |
| Curtis and his team continue to strategize the best way in order to rescue C.J., who remains trapped in the burning house unconscious. Meanwhile, Malik continues to win over his new crush, Taylor. Guest star: Robinne Lee as Nicole Jamieson Absent: Demetria McKinney as Janine |||||||
| 53 | 43 | "Trial by Fire: Part 3" | Tyler Perry | Joseph Hampton, Dani Renee | December 12, 2007 (2007-12-12) | 243 |
| As C.J. fights for his life, he regains consciousness while awaiting the help from the other firefighters. Guest stars: Robinne Lee as Nicole Jamieson, David Mann as Mr. Brown and Eva Marcille as Tracie Absent: Demetria McKinney as Janine |||||||
| 54 | 44 | "Crazy In Love" | Tyler Perry | Michelle L. Johnson | December 12, 2007 (2007-12-12) | 244 |
| An old friend of Curtis is in town and begins to set his sights on Claretha, much to the dismay of Ella. Meanwhile, C.J. is being stalked by a mentally unstable woman he rescued. Guest stars: George Wallace as Jimmy and Daniele Gaither as Smokey Absent: Demetria McKinney as Janine, Larramie "Doc" Shaw as Malik and China Anne McClain as Jazmine |||||||
| 55 | 45 | "Reality Check" | Tyler Perry | Joseph Hampton, Christopher J. Moore | December 12, 2007 (2007-12-12) | 245 |
| The firehouse becomes the subject of a new reality series about firefighters, but the producer of the show tampers with everyone's interviews by showing them in a not-so perfect image. Meanwhile, C.J. and Ella are at odds when Ella decides to takes the children to see their mother without C.J.'s consent. Absent: Demetria McKinney as Janine |||||||
| 56 | 46 | "Piece of Mind" | Tyler Perry | Brandon Broussard, Dani Renee | December 19, 2007 (2007-12-19) | 246 |
| Deciding on the best way to handle some of their brooding issues, the Payne household decide to seek a family therapist. After each member of the family has their one-on-one time with the therapist, the final result proves that the doctor is need of some psychiatric assistance of his own. Absent: Denise Burse as Claretha and Demetria McKinney as Janine |||||||
| 57 | 47 | "There's No Place Like Home" | Tyler Perry | Teri Jackson | December 19, 2007 (2007-12-19) | 247 |
| Janine is discharged from the rehabilitation center after successfully completing her program. She seeks help from Ella as she is nervous about her impending job interview and needs a place to stay for the night. Reluctantly, Ella goes beyond C.J.'s wishes and allows her to bunk on the couch, unbeknownst to the rest of the family. Meanwhile, Curtis decides to go on a diet after failing a physical exam. |||||||
| 58 | 48 | "Mommie Dearest" | Tyler Perry | Kellie R. Griffin | December 26, 2007 (2007-12-26) | 248 |
| C.J. is at odds with the family as they continue to allow Janine to live with them. The Payne family ties are once again tested when Malik becomes embarrassed by Janine's arrival as he wants to avoid being taunted by his classmates because of his troubled mother. Absent: Denise Burse as Claretha and Lance Gross as Calvin |||||||
| 59 | 49 | "You Big Dummy" | Tyler Perry | Lamont Ferrell | December 26, 2007 (2007-12-26) | 249 |
| Janine and C.J. are at odds when she takes the children out to an amusement park without C.J.'s consent. But the drama ensues when C.J. discovers that Calvin has been dating Tracie behind his back. Meanwhile, Curtis guides the firehouse into a mandatory CPR certification. Guest star: Eva Marcille as Tracie Absent: Denise Burse as Claretha |||||||
| 60 | 50 | "It's a Boy" | Tyler Perry | Joseph Hampton | January 2, 2008 (2008-01-02) | 250 |
| While the crew responds to an emergency call, Curtis finds himself all alone at the firehouse with a very pregnant woman. Meanwhile, Calvin and Tracie's relationship begins to wilt when Tracie questions if Calvin's ready for a mature relationship. Guest star: Eva Marcille as Tracie Absent: Cassi Davis as Ella, Denise Burse as Claretha, China Anne McClain as Jazmine and Demetria McKinney as Janine |||||||
| 61 | 51 | "Aches and Paynes" | Tyler Perry | Brandon Broussard | January 2, 2008 (2008-01-02) | 251 |
| Jazmine reveals her fear of visiting the dentist when she develops a painful toothache. Meanwhile, Calvin is devastated once he receives the news that Tracie wants to move back in with her ex and end their relationship. Calvin was heartbroken but Pookie and Peanut came to the rescue. Guest stars: Eva Marcille as Tracie, Clatyon English as Peanut and Quincy Bonds as Pookie Absent: LaVan Davis as Curtis and Denise Burse as Claretha |||||||
| 62 | 52 | "The Big Bang Theory" | Tyler Perry | Christopher J. Moore | January 9, 2008 (2008-01-09) | 252 |
| Blue, Janine's former drug dealer, demands that he receives the money that she owes him or he will threaten to harm the family. Meanwhile, another bully at Malik's school starts to harass him. But he finds Curtis' gun in the closet and soon believes that he's found the answer to his problem. Absent: Denise Burse as Claretha |||||||
| 63 | 53 | "Step It Up" | Tyler Perry | Jenee V. Giles, Christopher J. Moore | January 9, 2008 (2008-01-09) | 253 |
| Ella's niece Renee comes from out of town to enter in the Health Center's College Scholarship Program, but she's mistreated because of the way she acts. Meanwhile Bart brings his obnoxious nephew Peter to the firehouse where he challenges Malik to a firemen's duel. Guest Star: Mystie Smith as Renee, Tommy Dimassimo as Peter Absent: Denise Burse as Claretha |||||||
| 64 | 54 | "No Payne, No Gain" | Tyler Perry | Steve Coulter, Dee Wagner | January 16, 2008 (2008-01-16) | 254 |
| A rat is at the firehouse and everyone has different ideas of how to get rid of it. Jazmine is sick but C.J. and Malik thinks she's faking. But when she has to go to the hospital Jazmine starts to take advantage of the family. Absent: Denise Burse as Claretha and Lance Gross as Calvin |||||||
| 65 | 55 | "Devil in a Blue Suit" | Tyler Perry | Jenee V. Giles | January 16, 2008 (2008-01-16) | 255 |
| The family is suspicious of Janine's actions. She tries to get rid of her former drug dealer, but he proves to be more dangerous than she could handle alone. So the rest of the family help her with the situation. Meanwhile, Malik sets out to buy new shoes by getting a job as a paperboy but he soon discovers that it's a lot of responsibility than he originally thought. Absent: Denise Burse as Claretha and Lance Gross as Calvin |||||||
| 66 | 56 | "Bad Influence" | Tyler Perry | Teri Jackson | January 23, 2008 (2008-01-23) | 256 |
| Ella is sick so Curtis has to do all the chores. Jazmine gets a part in the school play, but Janine takes it too far. Absent: Cassi Davis as Ella and Denise Burse as Claretha |||||||
| 67 | 57 | "Play on Playa" | Tyler Perry | Shontell R. McClain | January 23, 2008 (2008-01-23) | 257 |
| Angel invites her friend Dr. Gilrest to interview the firehouse for her book about stress interfering in the workplace, but she takes an interest in Calvin. Meanwhile Curtis is planning a poker party, but Ella wants him to watch Malik and Jazmine instead. Guest star: Lisa Arrindell Anderson as Dr. Gilrest Absent: Allen Payne as C.J., Demetria McKinney as Janine and Denise Burse as Claretha |||||||
| 68 | 58 | "It's Getting Hot in Here" | Tyler Perry | Myra J. | January 30, 2008 (2008-01-30) | 258 |
| Janine and C.J.'s friends invite them to a party, but they fail to realized that they're not married. Back at the firehouse Calvin convinces Curtis to let Pookie and Peanut to volunteer for their community service. At the end of the episode C.J. gets drunk and ask Janine to sleep with him. Guest star: Robin Givens as Tanya Absent: Denise Burse as Claretha |||||||
| 69 | 59 | "Don't Get It Twisted" | Tyler Perry | Kellie R. Griffin | January 30, 2008 (2008-01-30) | 259 |
| Continuing from the last episode C.J. and Janine decide to sleep together and the whole family (except Malik and Jazmine) find out including Claretha who was spying on them. Also someone thinks Curtis is sleeping with his wife so he sends Curtis threatening messages and packages. Absent: Larramie "Doc" Shaw as Malik and China Anne McClain as Jazmine |||||||
| 70 | 60 | "Wife Swap" | Tyler Perry | Kellie R. Griffin | March 5, 2008 (2008-03-05) | 260 |
| Ella claims that Curtis takes her for granted, but Curtis learns his lesson when the always-sassy Madea materializes in one of his dreams as his wife. Elsewhere, Malik takes up football to woo a cheerleader. Guest star: Tyler Perry as Madea Note: Madea's 3rd appearance. Absent: Denise Burse as Claretha and Demetria McKinney as Janine |||||||
| 71 | 61 | "Stop Being All Funky" | Tyler Perry | Kellie R. Griffin, Jenee V. Giles | March 5, 2008 (2008-03-05) | 261 |
| Janine dates an ex-football star and C.J. goes out with Tanya. C.J. starts to feel uncomfortable when Janine's date gives out lavish gifts to Malik and Jazmine. Meanwhile, Curtis develops a man-crush on Janine's date. Guest stars: Robin Givens as Tanya and Michael Jai White as Bryan Absent: Denise Burse as Claretha and Lance Gross as Calvin |||||||
| 72 | 62 | "Guess Who's Coming to Dinner?" | Tyler Perry | J.D. Walker | March 12, 2008 (2008-03-12) | 262 |
| As Malik invites his new girlfriend to a Payne family dinner, Calvin again woos Miranda, who ripped him off during a previous romance but now insists she's changed her ways. Miranda's acceptance back into the Payne house is slow at first, but eventually she charms her way back. But Malik's girlfriend has a surprise that beats Miranda's return: she's pregnant. Note: Keshia Knight Pulliam returns to the show as a regular. Guest star:Jamila Thompson as Courtney Absent: Denise Burse as Claretha |||||||
| 73 | 63 | "Game Over" | Tyler Perry | Buddy Lewis | March 12, 2008 (2008-03-12) | 263 |
| Game night at the Paynes' heats up when Ella's old college friend arrives, bringing a damaging secret about her and Curtis that also sparks an argument among the younger couples. Guest stars: Robin Givens as Tanya, Iona Morris as Bernice and Michael Jai White as Bryan Absent: Denise Burse as Claretha, Larramie "Doc" Shaw as Malik and China Anne McClain as Jazmine |||||||
| 74 | 64 | "Can I Get A Witness?" | Tyler Perry | Teri Jackson | March 19, 2008 (2008-03-19) | 264 |
| Ella finds out she may have breast cancer; Calvin has witnessed a neighborhood crime and is tracked down. After Ella is tested, Janine decides to get tested and finds out that she is pregnant. (Part 1 of 2.) Note: The Barbershop is introduced. Absent: Denise Burse as Claretha and Keshia Knight Pulliam as Miranda |||||||
| 75 | 65 | "Commencement Day" | Tyler Perry | Steve Coulter, Dee Wagner | March 19, 2008 (2008-03-19) | 265 |
| Calvin finds out that he is graduating, but the school makes a mistake. Ella must keep Janine's pregnancy secret, which is impossible. (Part 2 of 2.) Absent: Allen Payne as C.J., Denise Burse as Claretha, Larramie "Doc" Shaw as Malik, China Anne McClain as Jazmine and Keshia Knight Pulliam as Miranda |||||||
| 76 | 66 | "A Shock to the System" | Tyler Perry | Lamont Ferrell | March 26, 2008 (2008-03-26) | 266 |
| Malik's best friend Kevin is injured in a hit-and-run accident; Calvin gets a new job, but gets fired the next day due to laziness. Absent: Denise Burse as Claretha, China Anne McClain as Jazmine, Demetria McKinney as Janine and Keshia Knight Pulliam as Miranda |||||||
| 77 | 67 | "Compromising Position" | Tyler Perry | Christopher J. Moore | March 26, 2008 (2008-03-26) | 267 |
| Curtis is offered a job in Los Angeles, but Ella doesn't want to move. Meanwhile, Tanya's friend makes a move on C.J. Guest stars: Robin Givens as Tanya and Tembi Locke as Lisa Absent: Denise Burse as Claretha, Larramie "Doc" Shaw as Malik, China Anne McClain as Jazmine, Demetria McKinney as Janine and Keshia Knight Pulliam as Miranda |||||||
| 78 | 68 | "Moral Dilemma" | Tyler Perry | Joseph Hampton | April 2, 2008 (2008-04-02) | 268 |
| The family must decide what to do with the $50,000 that C.J. finds in his truck. Absent: Denise Burse as Claretha and Keshia Knight Pulliam as Miranda |||||||
| 79 | 69 | "Sex, Lies and Videotapes" | Tyler Perry | Pamela Brewster | April 2, 2008 (2008-04-02) | 269 |
| C.J. finds out that Tanya was in a rap music video years ago. Meanwhile, the F.B.I. uses the Payne home for a stakeout. Guest star: Robin Givens as Tanya Absent: Larramie "Doc" Shaw as Malik, China Anne McClain as Jazmine, Demetria McKinney as Janine and Keshia Knight Pulliam as Miranda |||||||
| 80 | 70 | "Time to Clean House" | Tyler Perry | Kellie R. Griffin | April 9, 2008 (2008-04-09) | 270 |
| The family has had it with Calvin's ungrateful shenanigans, so they lay down some house rules. Calvin decides to move in with his girlfriend, who finds out just how dependent he is. Meanwhile, Malik and Jazmine help Claretha clean her house. |||||||
| 81 | 71 | "Living With Liz" | Tyler Perry | Teri Jackson | April 9, 2008 (2008-04-09) | 271 |
| Janine's mother moves in with the Paynes, and Janine has a hard time not revealing that she's pregnant. Liz has a secret too: her husband kicked her out of their home. Guest stars: Anne-Marie Johnson as Liz Shelton and Dorian Harewood as Larry Shelton Absent: Denise Burse as Claretha, Lance Gross as Calvin and Keshia Knight Pulliam as Miranda |||||||
| 82 | 72 | "Beat Down" | Tyler Perry | Shontell R. McClain, Steve Coulter & Dee Wagner | April 16, 2008 (2008-04-16) | 272 |
| Ella and Claretha help a church member who has an abusive boyfriend. Delante struggles on juggling two dates at the same time, which cause more drama at the barbershop. Absent: Allen Payne as C.J., LaVan Davis as Curtis, Larramie "Doc" Shaw as Malik, China Anne McClain as Jazmine, Demetria McKinney as Janine and Keshia Knight Pulliam as Miranda |||||||
| 83 | 73 | "Expectations" | Tyler Perry | Jenee V. Giles | April 16, 2008 (2008-04-16) | 273 |
| Janine's pregnancy is revealed at a social gathering; Curtis befriends a cable man who could possibly be his son. Guest stars: Robin Givens as Tanya and Michael Jai White as Bryan Absent: Denise Burse as Claretha, Lance Gross as Calvin, Larramie "Doc" Shaw as Malik, China Anne McClain as Jazmine and Keshia Knight Pulliam as Miranda |||||||
| 84 | 74 | "Cheers" | Tyler Perry | Lemelle Frazier | April 23, 2008 (2008-04-23) | 274 |
| Malik's scheme to get phone numbers from cheerleaders ends with him becoming a cheerleader. Meanwhile, Janine reveals her pregnancy to the children and prepares to move in with Bryan. Note: This episode marks the last appearance of Janine (Demetria McKinney) until her return in the Season 3 episode "To Have and To Hold". Absent: Denise Burse as Claretha, Lance Gross as Calvin and Keshia Knight Pulliam as Miranda |||||||
| 85 | 75 | "R-E-S-P-E-C-T Me" | Tyler Perry | Joseph Hampton | April 23, 2008 (2008-04-23) | 275 |
| Malik babysits Jazmine; the guys at the firehouse upset Angel. With Ella and Claretha's help they intent on doing role playing. Absent: Demetria McKinney as Janine and Keshia Knight Pulliam as Miranda |||||||
| 86 | 76 | "Driving Me Crazy" | Tyler Perry | Lamont Ferrell | June 4, 2008 (2008-06-04) | 276 |
| Calvin babysits Miranda's nephew who is a major handful. Meanwhile, Claretha's car is stolen, and Ella must help her find it. Absent: Allen Payne as C.J., Larramie "Doc" Shaw as Malik, China Anne McClain as Jazmine, Demetria McKinney as Janine and Keshia Knight Pulliam as Miranda |||||||
| 87 | 77 | "Reunited and... It Don't Feel Good" | Tyler Perry | Kellie R Griffin | June 4, 2008 (2008-06-04) | 277 |
| Curtis, Ella and Claretha host a mixer for their college reunion. C.J. tries to babysit Malik and Jazmine. Guest star: Dorien Wilson as Andrew and Sandy Brown as Cynthia Green Absent: Demetria McKinney as Janine and Keshia Knight Pulliam as Miranda |||||||
| 88 | 78 | "What the-?" | Tyler Perry | Jenee V. Giles | June 4, 2008 (2008-06-04) | 278 |
| Dana finally decides to settle down and date one guy. Everyone is happy for her except for Kiki--Dana is dating her younger brother. Meanwhile, Jazmine learns a curse word from Curtis. Absent: Allen Payne as C.J., Denise Burse as Claretha, Demetria McKinney as Janine and Keshia Knight Pulliam as Miranda |||||||
| 89 | 79 | "Guys' Night Out, Girls' Night In" | Tyler Perry | Jenee V. Giles | June 4, 2008 (2008-06-04) | 279 |
| Malik reluctantly goes on his first camping trip. Jazmine is upset she's not allowed to go, but lightens up when she finds out she'll get to have a girls' night in. Absent: Demetria McKinney as Janine and Keshia Knight Pulliam as Miranda |||||||
| 90 | 80 | "How Do You Spell....It's All About Me?" | Tyler Perry | Christopher J. Moore | June 11, 2008 (2008-06-11) | 280 |
| Malik assists Jazmine in her attempt to win a spelling bee and dethrone the reigning champion. Elsewhere, Curtis believes that Ella is having an affair. Absent: Allen Payne as C.J., Denise Burse as Claretha, Lance Gross as Calvin, Demetria McKinney as Janine and Keshia Knight Pulliam as Miranda |||||||
| 91 | 81 | "And...Cut!" | Tyler Perry | Joseph Hampton | June 11, 2008 (2008-06-11) | 281 |
| Ella tries to increase quality family time by fasting in which she forbids the family from using electronics for one week in the process a shocking secret is revealed about C.J. Elsewhere, a popular film actor begins frequenting the barbershop. Guest star: Jason Olive as Chad Absent: Denise Burse as Claretha, Demetria McKinney as Janine and Keshia Knight Pulliam as Miranda |||||||
| 92 | 82 | "Old School vs. New School" | Tyler Perry | T. Smith, III, Joseph Hampton | June 18, 2008 (2008-06-18) | 282 |
| It's Malik's birthday and he's being a brat about the kind of party and gifts he wants. Meanwhile, with Miranda's help, Calvin invests in the barbershop and becomes a partner. Absent: Denise Burse as Claretha, Demetria McKinney as Janine and Keshia Knight Pulliam as Miranda |||||||
| 93 | 83 | "Fired and Desire" | Tyler Perry | Michelle L. Johnson | June 18, 2008 (2008-06-18) | 283 |
| The entire household suffers along with Ella as she goes through menopause. Absent: Allen Payne as C.J., Demetria McKinney as Janine and Keshia Knight Pulliam as Miranda |||||||
| 94 | 84 | "Unsung Heroes" | Tyler Perry | Steve Coulter, Dee Wagner | June 25, 2008 (2008-06-25) | 284 |
| Calvin prepares to throw a party for a buddy who has returned home from Iraq. Elsewhere, Malik is assigned a school paper on a role model. Absent: Denise Burse as Claretha, Demetria McKinney as Janine and Keshia Knight Pulliam as Miranda |||||||
| 95 | 85 | "Pissed, Poor and Paranoid" | Tyler Perry | Christopher J. Moore, Teri Jackson | June 25, 2008 (2008-06-25) | 285 |
| Curtis puts Malik and Jazmine to work at the firehouse charity food drive so they can learn the art of money management. Elsewhere, C.J. tries to lose his female stalker; and the barbers find out that Delante has been living in the barbershop. Note: This was the final episode to feature the firehouse. Absent: Denise Burse as Claretha, Demetria McKinney as Janine and Keshia Knight Pulliam as Miranda |||||||
| 96 | 86 | "True Lies" | Tyler Perry | Myra J. | July 2, 2008 (2008-07-02) | 286 |
| Malik and Kevin decide to skip school to be with two girls. Meanwhile, Calvin's pal Peanut tries to impress the ladies by telling them he's a Payne family member and owns a barbershop. Absent: Denise Burse as Claretha, Demetria McKinney as Janine |||||||
| 97 | 87 | "That Sounds Sweet" | Tyler Perry | Lamont Ferrell | July 2, 2008 (2008-07-02) | 287 |
| Ella gets an idea for a new business after she sells a bunch of cakes and cookies; Malik takes up the saxophone to impress a girl. Absent: Lance Gross as Calvin, Demetria McKinney as Janine and Keshia Knight Pulliam as Miranda |||||||
| 98 | 88 | "Meet the Lucases" | Tyler Perry | Joseph Hampton | July 9, 2008 (2008-07-09) | 288 |
| The Paynes meet Miranda's family; in the middle of a heated discussion with Calvin, Curtis has a heart attack and collapses. Guest stars: Wendell Pierce as Jeffrey Lucas and Valarie Pettiford as Sandra Lucas Absent: Denise Burse as Claretha, China Anne McClain as Jazmine and Demetria McKinney as Janine |||||||
| 99 | 89 | "Out on a Limb" | Tyler Perry | Christopher J. Moore | July 9, 2008 (2008-07-09) | 289 |
| Ella, Claretha, Jazmine, and her friend set off on a camping trip and quickly become lost. Meanwhile, Calvin decides to propose to Miranda and sets out to find the perfect engagement ring. Absent: Allen Payne as C.J., Larramie "Doc" Shaw as Malik, Demetria McKinney as Janine and Keshia Knight Pulliam as Miranda |||||||
| 100 | 90 | "Can't Buy Me Love" | Tyler Perry | Teri Jackson, Anita M. Cal | July 16, 2008 (2008-07-16) | 290 |
| Calvin plans to propose to Miranda at a fancy restaurant but starts to question if he's rich enough to support her. Note: This is the 100th episode. Absent: Allen Payne as C.J., Denise Burse as Claretha, Larramie "Doc" Shaw as Malik, China Anne McClain as Jazmine and Demetria McKinney as Janine |||||||
| 101 | 91 | "To Have and To Hold" | Tyler Perry | Steve Coulter, Dee Wagner, Teri Jackson | July 16, 2008 (2008-07-16) | 291 |
| Calvin's newest attempt to propose to Miranda hits a snag when he misplaces the engagement ring; a secret romance blooms at the barbershop; Janine returns to tell C.J. that he is her baby's father. Note: This episode marks the return of Janine (Demetria McKinney). Note: The next 9 episodes are season-ending episodes as Janine goes through her pregnancy and Calvin and Miranda plan their wedding. They all happen in the Season 5 opener. Absent: Denise Burse as Claretha |||||||
| 102 | 92 | "Unexpected Results" | Tyler Perry | Jenee V. Giles | July 23, 2008 (2008-07-23) | 292 |
| Jazmine gets a perfect score on an aptitude test; C.J. and Tanya break up when he tells her he's the father of Janine's child. Guest star: Robin Givens as Tanya Absent: LaVan Davis as Curtis, Cassi Davis as Ella, Denise Burse as Claretha, Lance Gross as Calvin and Keshia Knight Pulliam as Miranda |||||||
| 103 | 93 | "Let's Get Ready to Rumble" | Tyler Perry | Anita M. Cal, Lamont Ferrell | July 23, 2008 (2008-07-23) | 293 |
| Curtis and Malik are left to chaperone Jazmine's slumber party when C.J. and Janine get held up at the barber shop. Absent: Cassi Davis as Ella, Denise Burse as Claretha and Keshia Knight Pulliam as Miranda |||||||
| 104 | 94 | "Father's Day" | Tyler Perry | Steve Coulter, Dee Wagner | July 30, 2008 (2008-07-30) | 294 |
| Grandpa Kelly comes to town; when he meets Miranda, he realizes he knew her in a past life. Meanwhile, the barbers befriend a homeless man who is searching for his son. Note: LaVan Davis has a dual role as Curtis and Grandpa Kelly. Absent: Allen Payne as C.J., Denise Burse as Claretha and Demetria McKinney as Janine |||||||
| 105 | 95 | "Whose Wedding Is It Anyway?" | Tyler Perry | Teri Jackson | July 30, 2008 (2008-07-30) | 295 |
| Ella accompanies Miranda to the mall to complete her wedding registry and ends up taking over; when C.J. and Janine decide to go out together, the kids hope their parents are reconciling. Absent: Denise Burse as Claretha |||||||
| 106 | 96 | "All is Not Lost" | Tyler Perry | Kellie R. Griffin | July 30, 2008 (2008-07-30) | 296 |
| Curtis has gained weight since his last tuxedo fitting; Calvin gets cold feet when his and Miranda's wedding plans start to go awry. Absent: Denise Burse as Claretha, Larramie "Doc" Shaw as Malik and China Anne McClain as Jazmine |||||||
| 107 | 97 | "Party Over Here!" | Tyler Perry | Christopher J. Moore | August 6, 2008 (2008-08-06) | 297 |
| Although Calvin promised Miranda that his bachelor party would be canceled, his family and friends go on with the celebration. Absent: Denise Burse as Claretha, Larramie "Doc" Shaw as Malik, China Anne McClain as Jazmine and Demetria McKinney as Janine |||||||
| 108 | 98 | "The Last Supper" | Tyler Perry | Myra J. | August 6, 2008 (2008-08-06) | 298 |
| Calvin and Miranda find themselves inundated with marital advice during their wedding rehearsal and dinner; the event may be ruined anyway by an unforeseen guest, drunken foolishness, and a fainting spell. Guest stars: Valarie Pettiford as Sandra Lucas, Wendell Pierce as Jeffrey Lucas and Marvin Winans as Pastor Richards Absent: Denise Burse as Claretha |||||||
| 109 | 99 | "We've Come This Far by Faith: Part 1" | Tyler Perry | Jenee V. Giles, Kellie R. Griffin | August 6, 2008 (2008-08-06) | 299 |
| Various issues threaten to ruin Calvin and Miranda's special day. One mighty complication: Miranda's father helps to deliver triplets. To be continued... Guest star: Valarie Pettiford as Sandra Lucas |||||||
| 110 | 100 | "We've Come This Far by Faith: Part 2" | Tyler Perry | Kellie R. Griffin | August 6, 2008 (2008-08-06) | 2100 |
| Numerous predicaments continue to plague Calvin and Miranda's big wedding day. One of those predicaments resulting in C.J. realizing he is still in love with Janine and repairing his family by proposing to her. At the end of the episode while giving the marriage vows, Janine goes into labor. Note: This episode marks the last appearance of Jazmine (China Anne McClain) until her return in the Season 4 episode "Recurring Paynes". Guest stars: Valarie Pettiford as Sandra Lucas, Wendell Pierce as Jeffrey Lucas and Marvin Winans as Pastor Richards |||||||

## Ratings

The first two episodes premiered with 5.2 and 5.8 million viewers.

## Home release

The season's first 20 episodes were released on the Volume 1 DVD on December 4, 2007. The season's final 17 episodes were released on the Volume 2 DVD on July 1, 2008.

