[speaker001:] My disposable contact lenses. They're great for camping!
[speaker002:] Cool! Each contact comes in its own saline solution?
[speaker001:] Yep. They're prescription contacts with UV protection.
[speaker002:] Wow! How high-class... a new pair for each day...
[speaker001:] You just pop'em in in the morning, take them out at night, and then throw them away. No cleaning!
[speaker002:] Cool. So are you near-sighted or far-sighted?
[speaker001:] Near sighted.