[speaker001:] I'd like to request some more amenities.
[speaker002:] Amenities? What do you mean by amenities, sir?
[speaker001:] Well, the free stuff! You know the soap, lotion, shampoo, etc.
[speaker002:] I see. Sir, if I may ask. Have you used up all the amenities in your room?
[speaker001:] Not at all. I still have enough for the next few days.
[speaker002:] Then what is the problem, sir?
[speaker001:] I need some to keep as souvenirs!
[speaker002:] Souvenirs?
[speaker001:] Yes, souvenirs. Trinkets to remember my trip by!
[speaker002:] We do have a souvenir shop on the first floor, sir.
[speaker001:] Oh, that's not the same. I never pay for hotel souvenirs!
[speaker002:] I'll call housekeeping. Someone will be up with more amenities shortly.