[speaker001:] Sir, may I please see your license and registration? Do you know how fast you were going?
[speaker002:] No, I'm not sure. I think about 65 mph, right?
[speaker001:] You're not sure? You were going at 90 miles per hour! That's 25 mph over the legal speed limit! Have you been drinking?
[speaker002:] No, Officer, not at all.
[speaker001:] Then how can you explain your behavior?
[speaker002:] Well, I guess I just wasn't paying attention to the speedometer.
[speaker001:] Not paying attention to the speedometer? Why not?
[speaker002:] Um, because I was busy talking to my friend.
[speaker001:] On a cell phone?
[speaker002:] Yes, I was using a cell phone. I just bought it, so I decided to give my friend a phone call to tell him about it. While I did that I also turned on the radio and was listening to one of my favorite songs, and eating some food I had bought at a fast food restaurant, and, um... guess I had too many distractions.
[speaker001:] That's definitely true. I'm going to have to give you a ticket. Please remember to drive more carefully next time.