[speaker001:] ... I knew it. I always knew you were a lesbian!
[speaker002:] She's my roommate, not my date. The D-man, as in dork.
[speaker001:] Haha. Still got that great sense of humor, I see. Here's my card. I sell used cars. A car from us is a car you can trust!
[speaker002:] Alrighty then. Didn't you use to date Sheryl?
[speaker001:] Sweet little lassie. Yep, broke her heart when the D-man told her he couldn't be a one-woman guy.
[speaker002:] Oh? I heard she dumped you. Anyway, she's right over there. Oh, Sheryl!