[speaker001:] That is the most boring, typical gift in the world!
[speaker002:] I know. But this year I want to get him an interesting tie. Like this one.
[speaker001:] That's not exactly a conversation piece. It's so plain.
[speaker002:] It's perfect! It's a Dilbert tie!
[speaker001:] The diagonal black and red stripes are really conservative though...
[speaker002:] But watch this... it bends upwards, just like Dilbert's tie. There's a wire inside.
[speaker001:] A fly-away tie! What a riot!