[speaker001:] This sucks. I hate buying lingerie. Okay, just find something and get out of here. Alright, these are fine. Oh, no, don 't come over here, don 't come over here.
[speaker002:] You look a little lost, can I help you?
[speaker001:] Um, I 'm just having a look around. It 's my girlfriend 's birthday tomorrow. I'm trying to find her something.
[speaker002:] Well, you can 't give her granny panties.Have you thought about getting her somesleepwear? We 'Ve got these lovely, silky nighties. Or, how about a nice panty-and and-bra set. Look, here 's a nice satin push-up bra, and you can choose a few different styles of undies to go with it.
[speaker001:] Sure that 's fine.This is so awkward... what ones do I pick? What size is she?
[speaker002:] Well, do you want a thong, some bikini briefs, maybe this nice pair of lacy boy shorts?
[speaker001:] Just pick something and get the hell out of here.Um, I'll go with these two.This is mortifying. I just want to get this over with.She better thank me for this...
[speaker002:] Here you are, sir. I 'm sure she 'll enjoy them.
[speaker001:] Finally!
[speaker002:] I 'm sorry, sir. I 'm going to have to take a look inside your bag.