[speaker001:] Which pair of jeans do you like best?
[speaker002:] I really like the straight legs.
[speaker001:] But they aren't very fashionable. What about these?
[speaker002:] I don't like the way they sag down. I feel like I have plumber butt in them.
[speaker001:] That's the style! You just wear boxers.
[speaker002:] What if someone got it in their head to give them a tug? What then?
[speaker001:] You're so old fashioned! Nobody is going to pull down your pants!
[speaker002:] If you ask me, it's a walking invitation!