[speaker001:] Hello sir, how may I help you?
[speaker002:] I would like to buy some flowers, please. Something really nice.
[speaker001:] I see, may I ask what the occasion is?
[speaker002:] It 's not really an occasion, it 's more like I 'm sorry.
[speaker001:] Very well.This arrangement here is very popular among regretful husbands and boyfriends. It has a dozen long stem red roses with a couple of sunflowers and a single orchid that stands out. It includes a small teddy bear to achieve the effect of immediate forgiveness.
[speaker002:] I think I 'm gonna need more than just a dozen red roses and a bear. What else do you recommend?
[speaker001:] Mmm, well this is our "I 'm sorry I cheated on you" package. Two dozen red roses lined with tulips, carnations and lilies. The fragrance and beauty of this flower arrangement is sure to make her forgive you.
[speaker002:] I don 't think that 's gonna cut it. I need something bigger and better!
[speaker001:] I 'm sorry sir but, what exactly did you do?
[speaker002:] Well, I may have accidentally insinuated that she is getting chubbier.
[speaker001:] Get out of my store, you jerk!