[speaker001:] I need to go to the bank.
[speaker002:] But they are closed today.
[speaker001:] Closed? Are you kidding? What is it, some kind of holiday today?
[speaker002:] Have you already forgotten? What's the date today?
[speaker001:] Oh, it's the first of April, April fool's day
[speaker002:] You forgot all about it, didn't you?
[speaker001:] So I have, but I has reminded me at least one thing I need to remember.
[speaker002:] What's that?
[speaker001:] Tomorrow is my wife's birthday.
[speaker002:] Better not forget that, so kill you if you don't get her something.