[speaker001:] So can you fix it?
[speaker002:] I 'm sorry sir. This computer is not broken or damaged. It 's simply just too old! That 's why your programs and applications are running slow. There really isn 't much I can do.
[speaker001:] What do you mean? I bought this computer just three years ago!
[speaker002:] Yes, but technology is ever changing and technology is becoming obsolete faster and faster!
[speaker001:] OK, I know where this is going. How much will it cost me to get a new computer?
[speaker002:] Well, this desktop over here is our latest model. It has a four gigahertz processor with sixteen gigabytes in RAM and a hard disk with one terabyte. Of course, it includes a mouse, keyboard and desk speakers.
[speaker001:] I have no idea what you are talking about. I just want to know if it 's good and if I will be able to play solitaire without the computer crashing or freezing all the time!
[speaker002:] This PC is top of the line and I guarantee it will never freeze! If it does, we 'll give you your money back!