[speaker001:] Why didn't you tell me you had a girlfriend?
[speaker002:] Sorry, I thought you knew.
[speaker001:] But you should tell me you were in love with her.
[speaker002:] Didn't I?
[speaker001:] You know you didn't.
[speaker002:] Well, I am telling you now.
[speaker001:] Yes, but you might have told me before.
[speaker002:] I didn't think you would be interested.
[speaker001:] You can't be serious. How dare you not tell me you are going to marry her?
[speaker002:] Sorry, I didn't think it mattered.
[speaker001:] Oh, you men! You are all the same.