[speaker001:] Did you hear what happened to Mike in Accounts?
[speaker002:] No. What?
[speaker001:] He got arrested on Friday night and spent the night in jail.
[speaker002:] No. Really, what happened?
[speaker001:] Well, it was all a big mistake, actually. He got home on Friday night really late, and apparently he'd been out drinking with some clients, so he was really drunk.
[speaker002:] Was he out with the guys from the bank?
[speaker001:] Yes, I think so.
[speaker002:] Oh, yeah, they always get really drunk.
[speaker001:] Well, anyway, he'd somehow lost his wallet and his house keys, so he couldn't get in. He lives alone, you know.
[speaker002:] Oh, really. I thought he lived with his wife.
[speaker001:] No, she left him last year.
[speaker002:] Oh, really? Do you know why?
[speaker001:] Hang on, let me finish telling you what happened. Where was I?
[speaker002:] He lost his wallet and keys.
[speaker001:] Oh yes, well, he tried to climb in through the bathroom window, but apparently he slipped and broke the glass with his foot. The neighbors heard him and thought a robbery was in progress, so they called the police.
[speaker002:] Oh, no.
[speaker001:] Yes. So when the cops arrived, they didn't believe his story
[speaker002:] So then what happened?
[speaker001:] Well, when he sobered up, he called someone from work to come and bail him out.
[speaker002:] Well, that's a bit of a tricky situation.
[speaker001:] Yes, I know.