[speaker001:] I have a little problem with room 507.
[speaker002:] Problems are what we're here for, sir. Please tell me your problem.
[speaker001:] This room is filthy with cockroaches.
[speaker002:] Were you wearing your glasses when you noticed them, sir?
[speaker001:] I've already seen nine of them and, as they say, eight is enough!
[speaker002:] Sir, sometimes a fast elevator ride makes our guests see spots.
[speaker001:] You are not in a position to question my vision or my statement!
[speaker002:] I'm very sorry, sir. Will you please hold while I transfer you to my supervisor?