[speaker001:] Did you hear about Joe? She hasn't eaten for days.
[speaker002:] Why? What's eating her?
[speaker001:] Love sick. You know who she's in love with?
[speaker002:] I don't have the slightest idea.
[speaker001:] Someone you're living with.
[speaker002:] What? Not my Dad, I hope!?
[speaker001:] Come on, Mary, it's your brother, Jack.
[speaker002:] No kidding! Jack is such a log! He's never dated a girl.
[speaker001:] The problem with Joe is that she's too shy to tell him.
[speaker002:] And the problem with Jack is that he seems to have no interest in girls. He's putting his heart into his stamp collection.
[speaker001:] Well, if you want to help your friend, you should do something about it.