[speaker001:] I have something really cool to tell you about! Do you know anything about online auctions?
[speaker002:] Not really.
[speaker001:] They're awesome! I was browsing through the eBay auction today, and I found the cutest fat little copper Buddha! It's over a hundred years old.
[speaker002:] Please don't tell me you bought it.
[speaker001:] Why not?
[speaker002:] If you did, you probably got ripped off.