[speaker001:] What is this big box at the front door?
[speaker002:] Oh. I don't know what to do. I joined this club a long time ago and I didn't read the fine print.
[speaker001:] What did you get yourself into?
[speaker002:] I didn't realize that I have to buy something from them every six months.
[speaker001:] So, what's in the box? A fridge?
[speaker002:] It's a curio cabinet. The only thing is I don't even own those kinds of little keepsakes.
[speaker001:] I guess you'll read the fine print next time, won't you!
[speaker002:] Don't rub it in. Where am I going to put this huge thing?