[speaker001:] I want a refund!
[speaker002:] Yes, miss. What was the problem with your purchase?
[speaker001:] These pajamas don't fit right. They're too long.
[speaker002:] Would you like to have them altered? Or would you like a different size?
[speaker001:] No. I want my money back.
[speaker002:] I'm sorry, but this was on sale, so I can only give you store credit.
[speaker001:] Fine. Here's my receipt. I'd better be able to use this anywhere in the store.
[speaker002:] Of course... here you are. I'm sorry the pajamas didn't work out for you.