[speaker001:] Next please! Hello sir, may I see your passport please?
[speaker002:] Yes, here you go.
[speaker001:] Will you be checking any bags today.
[speaker002:] Yes, I 'd like to check three pieces.
[speaker001:] I 'm sorry, sir. Airline policy allows only two pieces of checked luggage, at twenty kilograms each, plus one piece of carry-on luggage. I will have to charge you extra for the additional suitcase.
[speaker002:] What? Why! I am taking an intercontinental flight! I 'm flying sixteen thousand CMS! How am I supposed to only take two, twenty kilo bags? That 'absurd!
[speaker001:] I am sorry, sir, there 's nothing I can do. You cannot board the flight with that large bag either.Carry on bags must fit in the over-head compartment or under your seat. That bag is clearly too big.
[speaker002:] Now I see. You charge next to nothing for an international ticket, but when it comes to charging for any other small thing, you charge an arm and a leg! So tell me, miss, how much will I have to pay for all of this.
[speaker001:] Let 's see... six hundred and twenty-five US dollars.
[speaker002:] That 's more than my round-trip ticket!