[speaker001:] What can I do for you today?
[speaker002:] It's a little embarrassing really; you see I think I've got a counterfeit note.
[speaker001:] Do you remember where you got it?
[speaker002:] No, I don't. Usually I'm very careful about checking the money I'm given, but for some reason this one slipped through.
[speaker001:] Counterfeit notes these days can be very sophisticated and difficult to spot with the naked eye. But I must warn you that if it does show to be a counterfeit I have no option but to confiscate it.
[speaker002:] I understand. To be honest, I'll be glad to get rid of it if it is a fake.
[speaker001:] The machine shows it to be counterfeit. You'll need to fill in this form and I'll give you a receipt to show the money has been confiscated.