[speaker001:] Who's that?
[speaker002:] Saint Jude-he's the saint of lost causes. Like my cousin, Anna, who can't stop getting pregnant. She's a lost cause.
[speaker001:] Is that your cousin in the back?
[speaker002:] Yep. She's always got a bun in the oven. She was pregnant before marriage-a real sin in the Catholic Church.
[speaker001:] What about birth control pills? Don't they work on Italians?
[speaker002:] Ha-ha. Birth control and abortion are four-letter words in my family.
[speaker001:] And I heard that Italian men have very active libidos.