[speaker001:] There's a big problem with my room. I'm in 507.
[speaker002:] Would you tell me the nature of the problem, sir?
[speaker001:] I have cockroaches crawling in my room.
[speaker002:] Perhaps you saw a silverfish, sir.
[speaker001:] I've seen nine more cockroaches than I wanted to see.
[speaker002:] Sir, you haven't been drinking by any chance, have you?
[speaker001:] How dare you question my statement!
[speaker002:] Forgive me. You're 100 percent correct. Allow me to transfer you to my supervisor.