[speaker001:] Did you know that drinking beer helps you sing better?
[speaker002:] Are you sure? How do you know?
[speaker001:] Well, usually people think I'm a terrible singer, but after we all have a few beers, they say I sound a lot better!
[speaker002:] Well, I heard that if you drink enough beer, you can speak foreign languages better...
[speaker001:] Then after a few beers, you'll be singing in Taiwanese?
[speaker002:] Maybe...