[speaker001:] Oh, no. It looks like my computer really has caught a virus.
[speaker002:] Why? Did you open an attachment?
[speaker001:] Yes, something called "George W. Bush." An hour later, all I see are pictures of George W. Bush in women's clothes.
[speaker002:] I kind of like it. He looks better that way, doesn't he? More presidential.
[speaker001:] I preferred the forward with pictures of him side-by-side with monkeys.
[speaker002:] Yeah, their expressions were exactly the same!