[speaker001:] Excuse me, but I'm looking for a gift for my friend.
[speaker002:] Is it a Chinese New Year's gift or a birthday gift?
[speaker001:] Well, it's a wedding gift.
[speaker002:] Oh, I see. Let me guess... something sexy for the new bride on her first night of marriage?
[speaker001:] Basically. But I have no idea what to get! She's American and kind of...
[speaker002:] Well-endowed? Don't worry. I have some bras with bigger cup sizes in the back.