[speaker001:] Thank god you are open! I have an emergency!
[speaker002:] Hello, Mr. Henderson what can I do for you?
[speaker001:] I need this dress and this suit dry cleaned ASAP!
[speaker002:] OK, I can have it ready by the end of the week.
[speaker001:] No, you don 't understand, I need this tomorrow morning! I accidentally spilled beer all over my wife 's dress and we have a wedding to attend tomorrow! She 's gonna kill me!
[speaker002:] OK, I can have it ready tomorrow afternoon, but this suit is also very stained. I can 't guarantee we can remove it completely.
[speaker001:] Fine! Can you also iron and starch this shirt?
[speaker002:] Certainly.
[speaker001:] Great! This is our secret! If you see my wife, say nothing to her about this!