[speaker001:] Can I use your laptop for a while?
[speaker002:] Sure, go ahead.
[speaker001:] Oh, isn't your computer Wi-Fi capable?
[speaker002:] Yes, it is. You want go online? there are no wi-fi hotspots around.
[speaker001:] Oh my, no internet access is killing me.
[speaker002:] Can't you wait till you get home? then you can surf the internet using the broadband, wireless connection or whatever you like.
[speaker001:] No, I'm not feeling myself. I just want to check my emails, visit my favorite websites and chat with my friends.
[speaker002:] Now I see, you must be suffering from discomgoogolation.
[speaker001:] What does that mean? there's nothing wrong with me.
[speaker002:] Well, the term " discomgoogolation 'comes from 'discombobulate 'and 'google ". Because floods of information are just a mouse click away, net users are very likely to become addicted to the web.
[speaker001:] That's alright. I just can't bear losing track of all the latest information. It almost drives me crazy.
[speaker002:] Then, you're probably addicted.