[speaker001:] My watch always gains ten minutes a day.
[speaker002:] That's funny. My watch always loses ten minutes a day.
[speaker001:] No kidding.
[speaker002:] I am serious. Every morning I set my watch by the radio, but it still loses ten minutes.
[speaker001:] You know what you can do?
[speaker002:] Throw it away and buy a new one.
[speaker001:] No, you don't have to. You only need to put your watch back ten minutes every day.
[speaker002:] So you put your watch back ten minutes every day?
[speaker001:] Yes, that's what I am doing.
[speaker002:] Why bother? Just buy a new watch. It doesn't cost much. Besides, I just can 't put up with this thing any more.