[speaker001:] I just discovered that I owe $ 10 for a movie that I never ordered.
[speaker002:] Let me check, sir. You were charged for watching " Titanic " Monday night.
[speaker001:] That is absolutely incorrect! I was out on the town Monday night.
[speaker002:] Okay, sir, bear with me a moment.
[speaker001:] Thank you for taking my word over the computer's word.
[speaker002:] One slight problem, sir. I need to charge you $ 2 to remove this error from your file.
[speaker001:] You can
[speaker002:] I feel your pain, sir.
[speaker001:] Absolutely unbelievable! You people should be ashamed of yourselves.
[speaker002:] I agree with you, sir, but all I do is work here.