[speaker001:] People are funny.
[speaker002:] They sure are.
[speaker001:] Did you hear about the pilot?
[speaker002:] The one that stole a small plane?
[speaker001:] Yes, he stole a plane in Canada and flew into the U. S.
[speaker002:] Did they catch him?
[speaker001:] Yes. After two U. S. fighter jets followed him for an hour, he landed on a highway.
[speaker002:] Did he crash?
[speaker001:] No, he just landed the plane and walked to a restaurant.
[speaker002:] Did the cops find out why he flew into the U. S.?
[speaker001:] His life sucked. He was hoping a fighter jet would shoot him down.
[speaker002:] Poor guy.