[speaker001:] Hey Lydia, what are you reading?
[speaker002:] I 'm looking at my horoscope for this month! My outlook is very positive. It says that I should take a vacation to someplace exotic, and that I will have a passionate summer fling!
[speaker001:] What are you talking about? Let me see that... What are horoscopes?
[speaker002:] It 's a prediction of your month, based on your zodiac sign. You have a different sign for the month and date you were born in. I was born on April 15th, so I 'm an Aries. When were you born?
[speaker001:] January 5th.
[speaker002:] Let 's see... you 're a Capricorn. It says that you will be feeling stress at work, but you could see new, exciting developments in your love life. Looks like we 'll both have interesting summers!
[speaker001:] That 's bogus. I don't feel any stress at work, and my love life is practically nonexistent. This zodiac stuff is all a bunch of nonsense.
[speaker002:] No, it 's not, your astrology sign can tell you a lot about your personality. See? It says that an Aries is energetic and loves to socialize.
[speaker001:] Well, you certainly match those criteria, but they 're so broad they could apply to anyone. What does it say about me?
[speaker002:] A Capricorn is serious-minded and practical. She likes to do things in conventional ways. That sounds just like you!