[speaker001:] It's only dollars it takes and got to pay her two hundred dollars.
[Sue:] That's two.
[Mark:] Two pence.
[Sue:] How much?
[Mark:] Err, let's give him one pound, no, thirty pound.
[Sue:] Search.
[Mark:] It will take a long time.
[Sue:] .
[Mark:] .
[Sue:] I'll put some.
[Mark:] Yes me lady, no me lady, three bags full me lady.
[Sue:] Sshh, don't.
[Mark:] I've got
[Sue:] No not yet.
[Mark:] I've got a. I hit a number seven.
[Sue:] Here it is.
[Mark:] I've got.
[Sue:] I'm not taken.
[Mark:] I'm gonna put the double shake on.
[Sue:] I've got the double one. The double big one.
[Mark:] Double shake one.
[Sue:] I'll show you, you can't have the double shake one.
[Mark:] The double shake hurts.
[Sue:] It don't one.
[Mark:] Not have it.
[Sue:] The double shake one.
[Mark:] .
[Dad:] They knew it was her.
[Sue:] I'll put on these things.
[Mark:] I... I've already got one of these.
[Sue:] I'll put another.
[Mark:] This under the china.
[Sue:] Oh. Sshh.
[Mark:] I've got that. You got my then?
[Sue:] I haven't.
[Dad:] Wayne, Wayne.
[Sue:] [LAUGHTER].
[Mark:] .
[Sue:] Martin's.
[Mark:] No, no, no, no,.
[Sue:] get another one.
[Mark:] Right, I got one.
[Sue:] He Martin whatever he was.
[Mark:] .
[Sue:] I'm cutting his hair off.
[Mark:] I'm cutting, I'm cut.
[Sue:] mm, I.
[Dad:] Think it's cos.
[Sue:] Yeah.
[Mark:] We got potatoes?
[Sue:] We always.
[Dad:] Course we always have potatoes. What do you expect? They carry a very good source of protein...
[Sue:] I'm trying to.
[Dad:] I make a party.
[Sue:] When, when was that then?
[Dad:] My mate's eighteen.
[Sue:] I'm putting the tablecloth on..
[Dad:] My mate's eighteen and he absolutely thought.
[Sue:] when I... I going to do.
[Dad:] Well we haven't got any seen it. Don't talk rubbish we've got nothing in the.
[Sue:] Mum look.
[Dad:] I can see right through the.
[Sue:] .
[Dad:] .
[Sue:] I'm gonna make my.
[Dad:] Hi.
[Sue:] Hi Mitch can we start again I'm.
[Dad:] .
[Sue:] Everything daddy.
[Dad:] the one who.
[Sue:] .
[Dad:] One, two.
[Sue:] .
[Dad:] No, I'm.
[Sue:] Head that.
[Dad:] No, I'll keep the head normal.
[Sue:] Yeah, and shut your eyes or we eyes.
[Dad:] .
[Sue:] We're gonna make you do.
[Mark:] No, I'm not.
[Sue:] I'm not.
[Mark:] .
[Sue:] [LAUGHTER]
[Mark:] .
[Sue:] Boys can't anything.
[Mark:] [LAUGHTER] I know.
[Sue:] You know that was there.
[Mark:] .
[Dad:] You behave yourself.
[Sue:] I got.
[Dad:] So what d'ya reckon mm, it gonna be the fashion this year?
[Sue:] .
[Mark:] Mm
[Dad:] What about boys' shoes?.
[Sue:] Yeah.
[Mark:] Probably Nike.
[Dad:] Nike, again.
[Sue:] Not Nike.
[Dad:] Not Nike. What you gonna say, what, what, what trainers do you reckon gonna be in apart from then?
[Sue:] Ah erm
[Mark:] Adidas.
[Dad:] Adidas, again.
[Sue:] Yes.
[Dad:] I like the they're nice.
[Sue:] Yeah, my, my erm, my cousin's boy friend got proper on his catalogue.
[Dad:] I like the.
[Sue:] I like the boots, I like the.
[Dad:] Na, I don't like the boots.
[Sue:] Aha, that's what your doing, nothing.
[Mark:] Hmm I'm doing hair..
[Sue:] Customer, customer.
[Mark:] on my nerves.
[Sue:] .
[Dad:] these fancy words. You stop trying.
[Sue:] yeah.
[Dad:] sleep..
[Sue:] this is boring.
[Dad:] I know,. Like it's only played from your wrist. Got sun tan with.
[Sue:] .
[Mark:] where's my dinner?
[Dad:] It's on the... on the ironing board.
[Sue:] ..
[Dad:] Mum.
[Sue:] What.
[Mark:] are coming out....
[Dad:] do you want mash or boiled?
[Sue:] Mashed.
[Dad:] Do we get a cupboard?
[Sue:] Which the blue one, the green one, the purple one or the one? Which one? That one, that one, that one or that one? Which one? One, not all of them, which one? Don't keep nodding, which one?
[Mark:] .
[Dad:] That one, that one, that one or that one? Which one?
[Sue:] [LAUGHTER]
[Dad:] Oh idiot, which one?
[Sue:] Ehm, I want that one.
[Mark:] .
[Dad:] .
[Sue:] What this one..
[Dad:] They're all, so out you must go, when I say so.
[Mark:] When I say so.
[Dad:] Please, please,ex exit when told. That one. and that one we found which we.
[Mark:] .
[Sue:] This is her, Barney, Snorts, William, Wilma, Fred, Dino.
[Mark:] Dino.
[Sue:] Flip mobile.
[Mark:] Flint mobile.
[Sue:] Betty.
[Mark:] Betty.
[Sue:] , frama... frama bama.
[Mark:] Bama, bama.
[Sue:] Bama, bama.
[Mark:] Bam, Bam, Betty, Flint mobile, Dino, Fred, Wilma, Snorts and Barney
[Dad:] Did you see?
[Sue:] Hm, hm, oh yeah, I, I could, erm, he's, he's a, they were, they were took hostage.
[Dad:] Yeah.
[Sue:] .
[Dad:] And, and the bloke caught himself and.. Sort of thing he goes.
[Sue:] What is it? What's he done?
[Dad:] Ehm, you know what I've said before, eh, eh you'll get.
[Sue:] .
[Dad:] Do what
[Sue:] That.
[Dad:] What's that?
[Sue:] What does that.
[Mark:] are done.
[Sue:] No.
[Dad:] .
[Mark:] Hold her hand.
[Sue:] my hand.
[Mark:] I think he.
[Sue:] .
[Mark:] No, look, put your hands like that then, hold it out, bring it in,, that's it.
[Sue:] .
[Dad:] You'll go asleep if you do that.
[Sue:] Asleep?
[Dad:] You will, you'll go asleep..
[Sue:] Mind.
[Dad:] What she say?
[Sue:] .
[Dad:] How you what?
[Sue:] What you doing? What you doing that? Because you want you.
[Dad:] I think most enjoy.
[Sue:] way.
[Dad:] things away.
[Sue:] .
[Dad:] His tall, his.
[Sue:] What.
[Dad:] And.
[Sue:] No, not yet.
[Dad:] And he er tall and, and.
[Mark:] He got what?
[Sue:] Hm.
[Mark:] Loves him does she?
[Sue:] Yeah.
[Mark:] How old's she?
[Sue:] Eh?
[Mark:] How old's she?
[Sue:] Fifteen.
[Mark:] And how old's he?
[Sue:] Huh.
[Mark:] How old's he?
[Sue:] Fifteen.
[Mark:] Hm.
[Sue:] They're both fifteen?
[Mark:] Yes.
[Sue:] Well when I was sixteen, what date am I smirf?
[Mark:] August the 25th..
[Sue:] January.
[Mark:] Yeah.
[Sue:] That means you would have been older than.
[Mark:] you're not,.
[Sue:] You're seven in July aren't you?
[Mark:] Yes.
[Sue:] You were born in different years, no you weren't.
[Mark:] So you was born in different years.
[Sue:] Who me?
[Mark:] Yeah, you were born, what year were you born?
[Sue:] July the 6th, year was.
[Mark:] What year?
[Sue:] Huh?
[Mark:] What year 1980...
[Sue:] 1984.
[Mark:] 84, she was born 85.
[Sue:] You're six and I'm nine.
[Mark:] Four minutes.
[Sue:] You're nine?
[Mark:] Yeah I was born in 1980.
[Dad:] Yeah, that's right.
[Mark:] I was born in 1975.
[Sue:] .
[Mark:] Oh god I'm an old woman.
[Sue:] When I'm seven.
[Mark:] two months, sixteen in August.
[Dad:] .
[Mark:] When it's July.
[Sue:] How old did, when you were, when you were.
[Dad:] Hoping to.
[Sue:] Guess what?.
[Dad:] Yeah about that. He doesn't speak a word of English though, everything you say to him, he just goes love it.
[Sue:] Yeah.
[Mark:] Are you, are you, are you.
[Dad:] See,.
[Sue:] Say I, say I.
[Mark:] .
[Sue:] Say A, B, C, D.
[Mark:] .
[Sue:] We haven't got E. others. Make a word on the A, B, C.
[Mark:] .
[speaker001:] Right, mashed potatoes are coming up.
[Sue:] .
[speaker001:] I don't think I've done enough potatoes, oh dear..
[Sue:] .
[Mark:] .
[Sue:] .
[Dad:] Oh yeah, it's called wash hair, don't you know how to wash your hair.
[Mark:] Might be.
[Sue:] I know, I know how to have a bath.
[Dad:] .
[Mark:] Go away, I'm cooking. What?
[Sue:] Do.
[Mark:] Do what?
[Sue:] Hm.
[Mark:] Yeah, it's over there.
[Sue:] .
[Mark:] Excuse me please I'm trying to cook, I haven't got enough potatoes. Makes some more I expect.
[Sue:] .
[Mark:] It could be three quarters of an hour. long time.
[Sue:] ..
[Mark:] Spaghetti's in there.
[Sue:] .
[Mark:] Right, who's.
[Dad:] How's.
[Mark:] Four There's four kids.
[Dad:] .
[Mark:] There's not enough..
[speaker001:] Would you like to help me try and take some?
[Sue:] .
[Mark:] Kelly, come on.
[Sue:] Peeling potatoes, she's only peeling potatoes, dinner potatoes, then wash up after dinner.
[Mark:] like that, who do you think you are?
[Sue:] I can't breathe.
[Mark:] .
[Sue:] put some into it.
[Mark:] .
[Sue:] .... Sounds horrible.
[speaker001:] How many tins did you do?
[Sue:] Two. Make up for the potato.
[Mark:] .
[Sue:] Well when you've finished up all the spaghetti would you like to put a bit of potato on my.
[Mark:] I said mine not Liam's.
[Sue:] .
[Mark:] .
[Dad:] .
[Mark:] You don't like potatoes. I can see right through that skirt, have you got a petticoat on?
[Sue:] I have got.
[Mark:] Petticoat. Right.
[Sue:] . You cooked it.
[Mark:] I cooked it, I nothing on it. Shelley.
[Sue:] .
[Mark:] .
[Sue:] Liam do you want some dinner?
[Dad:] .
[Sue:] Mum, mum.
[Dad:] Mum's.
[Sue:] Mum.
[Mark:] Yes.
[Dad:] dinner.
[Sue:] See.
[Mark:] .
[Dad:] Don't want any dinner.
[Sue:] Where's my thingy..
[Mark:] .
[Dad:] .
[Sue:] Jayne's been to she didn't did she?
[Dad:] Why did she go in there?
[Sue:] .
[Mark:] .
[Sue:] I hurt my arm when I sleep.
[Mark:] .
[Dad:] Come on.
[Mark:] I know what you're doing.
[Dad:] Do you know what he.
[Sue:] .
[Dad:] Hey, eat any of these.
[Sue:] .
[Dad:] Just say no.
[Sue:] what one is that?
[Dad:] .
[Sue:] Yeah.
[Mark:] First three have you finished?
[Dad:] Yeah.
[Mark:] Can have an ice lolly.
[Dad:] . Is second... is second one finished? Second, the third and the fourth. . is being a pig.
[Sue:] With my..
[Dad:] I bet they're all different.
[speaker001:] Oi, you say that again I'm gonna hit you right round the earhole..
[Dad:] Yeah.
[Mark:] yesterday.
[Sue:] No it's not.
[Dad:] It is.
[Mark:] It's not, Penny's dinner went in the bin.
[Dad:] Yeah, I didn't eat my dinner.
[Mark:] .
[Dad:] isn't that what Penny has?
[Mark:] no..
[Dad:] . In the middle of it..
[Mark:] Hm, hm.
[Dad:] Then watch mine later.
[Mark:] What do eat Penny's dinner.
[speaker001:] Baa, baa, black sheep, have you any wool, yes sir, yes sir, three bags full, one for the master and one for the dame, one for the little boy who lives down the lane. Baa, baa black.
[Dad:] Come on stop it, supposed to be eating.
[Mark:] Baa.
[Dad:] Richard. I had to tell at the table.
[Mark:] I about.
[Sue:] Children should be heard and not seen.
[speaker001:] Please mum I'll do anything, anything.
[Sue:] And you're not.
[Mark:] Please mum..
[Sue:] What you talking about yourself?
[Mark:] No, Warren..
[Sue:] Who's.
[Mark:] Eh?
[Sue:] Who's.
[Mark:] Richard.
[Sue:] ..
[Mark:] Roger and Emma on my..
[Sue:] I want Blue.
[Mark:] .
[Sue:] I want Green.
[Mark:] What's that.
[Sue:] You want the one after it?
[Mark:] What's that.
[Sue:] .
[Mark:] Don't go through, what they go green, blue, red, yellow?
[Sue:] No red.
[Mark:] They go red, orange, yellow.
[Sue:] Green, blue purple.
[Mark:] No, I got.
[Sue:] Knock, knock, knock.
[Mark:] Well I don't know what teacher I've got..
[Sue:] .
[Mark:] .
[Sue:] my mum.
[Mark:] Hold on to it.
[Sue:] .
[Mark:] Not that you know.
[Sue:] How do you get.
[Mark:] .
[Sue:] Go on stop that.
[Mark:] Have you finished. Have you finished.
[Sue:] Mum.
[Mark:] What.
[Sue:] Mum.
[Mark:] Yucky, yucky.
[speaker001:] What did I slap you for when you're wrong?
[Sue:] .
[Mark:] What make you control it. .
[Dad:] Bet people move.
[Mark:] Don't be rude [LAUGHTER] Come on eat that.
[Dad:] .
[Sue:] .
[Mark:] Not a lot you can do about it..
[Dad:] buy a car, how many. I don't know who it is. .
[Sue:] . there's twenty twenty men, right five hours to big hole, how long would it take one man.
[Dad:] .
[Mark:] How many people to make?
[Sue:] You dare, don't you dare tell him.
[Mark:] Doesn't know.
[Sue:] what's the question? to the hole.
[Dad:] Mum knows.
[Sue:] The bigger hole.
[Dad:] .
[Sue:] How many did it take. How long did it take one man. One minute.
[Dad:] One minute, how did you work that out?
[Sue:] cos spade int the ground, digs it out.
[Dad:] .
[Mark:] Where's the cake tin.
[Dad:] .
[Mark:] .
[Dad:] And they can just stick their finger finger in the earth.
[Mark:] Yeah.
[Sue:] Or get your football.
[Dad:] Oh yeah, when I was.
[Sue:] Can't get out.
[Dad:] I can't get out.
[Sue:] You can swing, you always get out, if you want to get out if you want to go to the toilet.
[Dad:] I never do. I can't.
[Sue:] Oh, I haven't done anything have I Colin?
[Dad:] Yeah, eat my dinner well.
[Mark:] .
[Dad:] .
[Mark:] Cos do it.
[Dad:] .
[Sue:] She yesterday.
[Mark:] I used the last night, cos she.
[Sue:] .
[Dad:] Mum why don't you wash and dry? We always do it.
[Mark:] I did last night.
[Dad:] last time you've done it five times in a row. Five times.
[Mark:] Mm
[Dad:] five times in a row.
[Mark:] Guess you've washing or drying up.
[Dad:] I've done it.
[Sue:] What about... what about during the holidays.
[Mark:] That's what were talking about.
[Dad:] Yeah, we, me and Kate done that aren't we?
[Mark:] Yeah, what time did you?
[Dad:] Well I've done it six days.
[Mark:] You got a lot to doing it. You that one cos you anything.
[Dad:] I that one
[Sue:] I've got it everyday with my.
[Dad:] And I've got every or not isn't it?
[Mark:] isn't it?
[speaker001:] I was playing my cousin and my cousin was watching the film.
[Sue:] [cough] he was.
[Mark:] Oh, they're older than them.
[Sue:] How old is your.
[Mark:] Oh, the ones who's got is about something like that.. Were in the bus, aargh..
[Sue:] Yeah, yeah at that age I.
[speaker001:] Close your eyes right,.
[Sue:] . Here you are then..
[Mark:] Close your eyes right.
[Sue:] One, two, three, four, five thirteen, fourteen, fifteen, sixteen, eighteen, nineteen, twenty, twenty one, twenty two, twenty three, twenty five, twenty six, twenty seven, twenty eight, twenty nine.
[Mark:] .
[Sue:] Thirty, thirty one, thirty two,.
[Mark:] .
[Sue:] Thirty seven, thirty eight.
[Mark:] and are a lot bigger.. Had a catapult and you say..
[Sue:] stop it out. Just cos mum.
[Mark:] Ask for.
[Sue:] Come on Colin..
[Mark:] That's why, you know looks at, you've got a on your eyes,.
[Sue:] Why?
[Mark:] Cos they've kept it in, and when you ain't.
[speaker001:] Compared to me, in age, right, they're a bit big.
[Sue:] Go by your size.
[Mark:] .
[Sue:] .
[Mark:] I did.
[Sue:] .
[Dad:] Take away take away your.
[Mark:] Don't breathe all over me Colin.
[Sue:] Not much.
[Mark:] Oh yeah, cut the corners.
[Sue:] It comes up to there on you.
[Mark:] .
[Dad:] Come on Colin, Colin.
[Sue:] Look big enough?
[Dad:] .
[Mark:] Colin's bigger than me.
[Dad:] How does that work?
[Sue:] I'm twelve.
[Mark:] You're small for your age.
[Dad:] .
[Sue:] Johnny will you take him to the toilet please.
[Dad:] .
[Sue:] Where's Kelly?
[Dad:] I don't know.
[Mark:] Well last time we saw her, she said that she hadn't been I think she went in her bedroom now, or in the toilet..
[Sue:] Oh, where does this go?
[Dad:] It goes in there.
[Sue:] Might as well help you.
[Dad:] Oh yeah.
[Sue:] .
[Dad:] Cherry filling.
[Sue:] Yeah I bought some, if you get to hurry up out of it.
[Dad:] Alright, going first.
[Mark:] There you are.
[Sue:] .
[Dad:] Yes.
[Mark:] .
[Sue:] Come on.
[Dad:] .
[Mark:] Mum you alright.
[Sue:] I've got a.
[Dad:] You dry like this.
[Mark:] I... I stood there do drying up you see, like this right, I'm standing like this, do drying up. No I didn't, I'm, this is right, I'm standing like this, straight up and she walk along.
[Dad:] Oh, I've got same like that. I like that.
[Mark:] I didn't I was standing.
[Sue:] You went. He was... he was like this.
[Dad:] .
[Mark:] he was like this, then the drying up she goes out and like that..
[Dad:] I can see.
[Sue:] .
[Mark:] No, I... he took, his up there and I've got him down there. And I was right.
[Sue:] .
[Dad:] Oh that's lovely.
[Sue:] Yeah,.
[Dad:] I... I... I.
[Sue:] I... I behave myself.
[Dad:] Which one do, would you.
[Mark:] .
[Dad:] Yes it has thank you.
[Mark:] When?
[Sue:] Eat your dinner.
[Dad:] .
[Mark:] Have wheels, haven't we had wheels, mum haven't we had wheels all week?
[Sue:] .
[Mark:] Not yet.
[Dad:] Mum haven't we had.
[Sue:] You do yeah..
[Mark:] No, World War Two next year.
[Dad:] No were having er.
[Mark:] Having World War ten.
[Dad:] .
[speaker001:] Tell you what, we'll give 'em till July, maybe mixed doubles come out.
[Sue:] [LAUGHTER].
[Mark:] Yeah I think.
[Sue:] Ooh.
[Mark:] Ooh you.
[Sue:] put it on. No.
[speaker001:] Who's whingeing?
[Dad:] Maria. What.
[Mark:] Why did you hit him?
[Dad:] What?
[Mark:] Why did you hit him?
[Dad:] I about with him, but I didn't hit him hard, shoved about with him, didn't I, didn't quite.
[Mark:] . Why can't you keep your hands to yourself?
[Dad:] .
[Mark:] You're standing here, you've done sweet nothing again today.
[Dad:] .
[Mark:] Yeah, I know, you're standing there cuddling that finger.
[Dad:] ..
[Mark:] Who's had spaghetti and put it all over the floor?.
[Sue:] .
[Mark:] Couldn't have done, didn't have any.
[Sue:] .
[Mark:] Charlene sat there.
[Dad:] She's got, she's.
[Mark:] . Oh you've got paint all over your tongue. Richard come on, come down and finish this boys now.
[Dad:] Oh, he's a liar Mum, I hardly touched him.
[Sue:] Ask Warren.
[Dad:] Ask Warren, I hardly touched him.
[Mark:] Just keep your hands to yourself, right.
[Sue:] It was quite hard a smack.
[Dad:] It wasn't...
[Mark:] No. Share them, you do not take his toys.
[Dad:] Who's that? Kim.
[Mark:] .. Especially for the little one.
[Sue:] and he had a go at me, and I like that then she hit me.
[Dad:] just put it on.
[Mark:] .
[Dad:] Don't, wait for everybody else.
[speaker001:] What, I can't hear you.
[Dad:] Stop moaning.
[Sue:] I knew you hadn't. Well I.
[Mark:] I can't hear you.
[Dad:] I heard him. No it's not, it's not our one.
[Mark:] ..
[Sue:] .
[Dad:] Take one then. Thank you. Say it then, thank you. Go on Richard help yourself to a drink. Richard this one.
[Mark:] Go on help yourself.
[speaker001:] God, she 'ad eight of... I had eight of them. She 'ad eleven of them yesterday.
[Sue:] I haven't.
[Mark:] And I bet it. I had one.
[speaker001:] My brother is the most brilliant artist in the world.
[Sue:] How d'ya know that?
[Mark:] It's a monster mum innit?
[Dad:] Hmm
[Mark:] Absolutely wonderful, you couldn't get 'em for.. I don't know. You really wouldn't.
[Dad:] I haven't seen it. No such word.
[Sue:] I haven't.
[Dad:] .
[Sue:] You know that, that one where you've gotta make up a monster.
[Mark:] Play that game where you and Craig were a monster.
[Sue:] Yeah.
[Mark:] monster sat there and.
[Sue:] .
[Mark:] .
[Sue:] And got this age.
[Mark:] What's his name.
[Sue:] He's a goody or baddy int he?
[Mark:] .
[Dad:] Richard get on with it, come on.
[Sue:] .
[Dad:] What's his name?
[Sue:] .
[Mark:] Oh, that's not fair, Richard got spaghetti.
[Sue:] He might not get an ice lolly.
[Mark:] get what he wants.
[Dad:] Come on you should be finished now.
[Mark:] Aargh, you'll be tired.
[Sue:] Oh.
[Mark:] Right, erm.
[Sue:] Warren.
[Mark:] Right,.
[Sue:] .
[Mark:] Yeah, you do it.
[Sue:] ... .
[Dad:] Get there yet.
[Mark:] .
[Sue:] Give me it Warren.
[Mark:] .
[Sue:] No.
[Dad:] Oh right,.
[Mark:] .
[Sue:] Give me it.
[Dad:] You.
[Mark:] . End up doing room. Did you watch it when was here, went off with Frank, yeah.
[Sue:] .
[Mark:] Oh she was really a bitch. That's all he's taken over place.
[Sue:] .
[Mark:] .
[Sue:] .
[Mark:] That's all she's done, she's taken over.
[Sue:] Get my chair. Get my chair.
[Mark:] Well I'm not doing drying up.
[Sue:] She went round.
[Mark:] She'll end up pregnant, married at.
[Sue:] These two are sitting down.
[Mark:] I think that Hazel.
[Sue:] Charlene, I know it was ere. She came over and kicked my chair.
[Mark:] Did ya? Did ya?
[Sue:] .
[Mark:] .
[Sue:] Took his name off..
[Dad:] Who made it?
[Mark:] George.
[Sue:] Me and George.
[Dad:] Mind your feet.
[Mark:] .
[Dad:] What for.
[Sue:] I put.
[Dad:] What for.
[Sue:] We was doing this thing.
[Mark:] Make it for Richard? Why did you.
[Sue:] Cos. . I've... I've done most of it.
[speaker001:] Wilma!
[Sue:] You ain't got to go out there and sit down.
[Mark:] .
[Sue:] .
[Mark:] get it like that, I, I, I, I, I, I.
[Sue:] .
[Mark:] .
[Sue:] Why don't you for Christ sake get on with it and hurry up now.
[Mark:] Hmm, hmm, hmm.
[Sue:] I'm fed up with you being so loud tonight, now quieten down and get on with it.
[Mark:] .
[Sue:] You've always got something to say. It can wait two minutes till you've finished, now go and get moving...
[Mark:] . Mum,.
[speaker001:] Quiet, I'm cos I don't like the car.
[Sue:] Stupid.
[Mark:] Don't you dare tell Warren.
[speaker001:] Liam, toilet please.
[Sue:] .
[Mark:] You, upstairs now. if should see you have.. Go on then, hurry up.
[Sue:] . . If a... if I had a car,. . Quick. If I go like this, it means a hug, like that. Did you. .
[Mark:] .
[Sue:] Right well that's half, and he has another half that goes into one.
[speaker001:] The last one up the stairs is a rotten egg.
[Sue:] Ah.
[Mark:] The last one up the stairs is a rotten egg.
[Sue:] not allowed, not while we're eating.
[Mark:] Remember Warren, remember.
[Sue:] Remember when we got the... lemonade and put them in lemonade.
[speaker001:] Hey guys it's my tongue.
[Sue:] Yeah,.
[Dad:] Don't that.
[Mark:] done it.
[Dad:] No one couldn't, couldn't they?
[Sue:] Well that's leaning up against the wall.
[Dad:] .
[Sue:] Oh.
[Mark:] And all my.
[Dad:] I would drag one round the school, I was looking sort of like, like, cos Colin. didn't he?
[Mark:] Didn't realise he could gone now.
[Dad:] Ah, remember I had ice cream and the stuff have dinner.
[Sue:] What kind of house weighs next to nothing?
[Mark:] I don't know, what kind of house weighs.
[Sue:] .
[Dad:] Strip house.
[Sue:] Lighthouse.
[Dad:] Ha, ha, ha.
[Sue:] The lighthouse.
[Dad:] What kind of building flies?
[Sue:] I don't know.
[Dad:] , work this one out. What kind of building.
[Sue:] . Hey you calling it you two?
[Mark:] .
[Sue:] .
[Dad:] Told my dad about that one, told my dad about that one, I told my dad about that joke and he chased me from A to B,.
[Sue:] Go on you that joke didn't ya?
[Dad:] Yeah.
[Mark:] .
[Dad:] Hm.
[Mark:] What you call a cowboy with no money?.
[Dad:] Oh Colin.
[Mark:] [LAUGHTER]
[Sue:] Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
[Dad:] You told me that ages before that.
[Sue:] What about.
[Dad:] .
[Sue:] what you wanted...
[Mark:] I can't. What's a crocodile say to a game. Snap.
[Dad:] Ha, ha, no look.
[Sue:] .
[Dad:] Too late,.
[Sue:] Oh Steve.
[Dad:] Oh Steve.
[Mark:] . With a Skoda, that's one.
[Dad:] .
[Mark:] What I got in my hand?
[Sue:] .
[Mark:] No, I haven't, [LAUGHTER]. What I've got in my hand?
[Dad:] Don't know.
[Sue:] .
[Mark:] What have I got in my hand?
[Sue:] Dunno.
[Mark:] What have I got in my. Do you want this one?
[Sue:] .
[Dad:] You might turn brown. Ah.
[Sue:] Somebody.
[Mark:] What's on telecom, don't you watch the jokes.
[Sue:] I told you my joke about the lighthouse.
[Mark:] Oh. What kind of house weighs next to nothing?
[Sue:] The jokes I know absolutely vulgar.
[Mark:] I know one.
[Dad:] My dad's got the.
[Sue:] .
[Dad:] Ah this. An Irishman, Englishman and a Scottish man.
[Sue:] Yeah.
[Dad:] And they were playing darts, and shot the Irishman scored erm three ones, useless, the Scottish man went up he got erm, treble fifteen and the Irishman was clever, he went up, he got two, a man walked by, threw the dart, hit a
[Mark:] In some cases your pause button... the reason the pause button is taped over on this is cos the pause button But I'm not going to am I! That would be a rather silly!
[Sue:] It would! Oh you've started it have you?
[Mark:] Yeah, course I have!
[Sue:] Oh God! Erm... I'm going
[Mark:] Well don't eat the popcorn!
[Sue:] Why? I will do!... this morning though.
[Mark:] Have you got a wooden spoon there?
[Sue:] Mm. Ow!
[Mark:] [LAUGHTER]... Oh!
[Sue:] Oh look at this you messy toad!
[Mark:] Well I was thinking we could... you know, leave it on while we're on the job!
[Sue:] Shut up!
[Mark:] [LAUGHTER]
[Sue:] Mark! You've gotta let that cook a bit.
[Mark:] Yeah. We haven't got any mushrooms have we?
[Sue:] No. Put some carrots in it if you want to? Or
[Mark:] Sshh! Ooh,
[Sue:] Tin of tomatoes here.
[Mark:] Tomatoes, yeah that'll do.
[Sue:] Okay. Put that in.
[Mark:] Oh by the way I've found another tin opener here... in the erm... in the shed! [LAUGHTER]
[Sue:] In the shed?
[Mark:] Believe it, yeah it's in better condition than the one we've got!
[Sue:] Oh well... you don't use it very much.
[Mark:] Gotta find it now. No, I've washed it.
[Sue:] Oh yeah.
[Mark:] I think. Er, where the hell is it?
[Sue:] I'm gonna... phone mum and dad up... in a minute. You definitely don't wanna go over tomorrow?
[Mark:] They won't object to being recorded will they? Or rather, just keep quiet, I mean your dad waffles on so much... anything he says isn't [LAUGHTER] confidential or anything is it []?
[Sue:] No, not really.
[Mark:] [LAUGHTER] [singing] []. Did you take that out or did I?
[Sue:] It was already out actually.
[Mark:] Was it?
[Sue:] Mm.
[Mark:] No, don't overdo the spices, it was bit... a bit strong last time.
[Sue:] Was it?
[Mark:] Yep.
[Sue:] Oh. Yeah, Paul has erm... left that draw up of his... it's looks as though the tissue is over-granulating underneath the
[Mark:] Ugh!
[Sue:] nail bed!
[Mark:] Yish! Ish!
[Sue:] So I think I'll keep an eye on it and er....
[Mark:] Stay!
[Sue:] Oh we've got some... brie. I think you've eaten most of the cheddar actually.
[Mark:] Ooh... er
[Sue:] You left it at work!
[Mark:] I did.
[Sue:] Oh Mark! Oh no you haven't left it at work?
[Mark:] I have. It'll have to be bis spaghetti bolognaise. Sorry!
[Sue:] Oh God! And I keep telling you!
[Mark:] I know! Well I keep forgetting I've... [LAUGHTER] I've left it in the fridge []!
[Sue:] You're a pain! I don't want spaghetti bolognaise anyway!
[Mark:] All of it?
[Sue:] Yeah.
[Mark:] [LAUGHTER] Too late now []!
[Sue:] I don't want spaghetti bolognaise!
[Mark:] Sorry!
[Sue:] I'll have grated cheese on top of mine.
[Mark:] Well you can have cheese, I do, I don't have cheese anyway. We haven't got any parmesan have we?
[Sue:] Erm
[Mark:] And don't forget all the tins go in that box, right?
[Sue:] Yeah. Erm
[Mark:] Put it in the can bank at the ti
[Sue:] I'll put the... the back one on and and... just boil the... the water. Anyway, I'll go and give mum and dad a quick ring and then let them know. I phoned dad briefly
[Mark:] So tomorrow we're down town?
[Sue:] Yes, but if if we take the dog with us... go up the heath and then I go to the hairdressers... erm... you don't need a haircut anyway do you?
[Mark:] No, I won't need one for months.
[Sue:] And then we can... you know, whatever we want in the afternoon which will be rather nice!
[Mark:] Good lord! No work you mean?
[Sue:] No.
[Mark:] Must get that assignment out though.
[Sue:] Well you can... copy that out tonight. Oh Shane, who went in the lounge when you're not meant to? Because, he knew he shouldn't of! You're such a pain!
[Mark:] Yeah he did that last... er last week.
[Sue:] He makes me laugh though, I mean, as soon as I came downstairs... and he'd been in the lounge
[Mark:] He jumps out.
[Sue:] the look he gave me and jumped out as quick as anything, I thought
[Mark:] Well you can tell he's been there cos of the footprints everywhere!
[Sue:] I know but he was so funny, for a dog to be that perceptive, do you see what I mean? As soon as I came downstairs, Ooh God, I shouldn't be in here [LAUGHTER] and out he jumped []!
[Mark:] Yeah, he's a pain!
[Sue:] Caught weren't you?, you were caught! Yes you were! You were caught!
[Mark:] Caught red handed Chassie, weren't you?
[Sue:] Ever so funny!.... I just gave him a quick brush tonight. I was... I can't afford.
[Mark:] I'll have to put some other shoes on cos this floor is freezing! Ah,! Won't be a sec
[Sue:] I'll come up with you.
[Mark:] [shouting] I'll put the spaghetti on Sue []!... Erm... Don't mess with his paw!
[Sue:] Hey?
[Mark:] Not that!
[Sue:] brush.
[Mark:] Charlie, come on, out!
[Sue:] Come on! do not want that I tell you!
[Mark:] Oh, that's another twenty quid isn't it?
[Sue:] The tissue's gone all, right out, I'll show it to you
[Mark:] [sigh]
[Sue:] later, you'll see what I mean. You great big!
[Mark:] That's... cos his, when he runs and he tries to get his ball
[Sue:] Come here you! Aagh! Got you! Rurghhh!
[Mark:] I he s tries to stop for his ball and he erm
[Sue:] I'll show it to you later, you've missed it... it's obviously really sore.
[Mark:] He just puts the hands, the brakes on really quickly! Careful! Ah, jump!
[Sue:] I want another cup of tea please?
[Mark:] Ooh yeah! Well I've boiled the kettle so you're laughing!
[Sue:] I thought I'd going down. Don't know what the.
[Mark:] So we're not going up this weekend then?
[Sue:] No, I think they might come up. God, we haven't got any Ambrosia le, oh yes we have!
[Mark:] We got loads of tins of that didn't we?
[Sue:] That'll do!
[Mark:] I'll put the spaghetti on. Oh! There's a problem here isn't there? You never know how much to use.... I wonder how much she gets for the er
[Sue:] Yeah, I was thinking that actually.
[Mark:] Wads of dosh mate! Do you reckon it's a full time job, or just a part time one?
[Sue:] Do you want some carrots with that?
[Mark:] Er! Tinned
[Sue:] Yes?
[Mark:] ones, yeah.
[Sue:] Tinned carrots in there?
[Mark:] Yeah.
[Sue:] Alright then.
[Mark:] Well real ones they're a bit sort of don't really go. I'm breaking up the spaghetti cos I hate it in long lengths! It's a pain in the arse! Bloody Italians haven't got a clue have they? But... erm
[Sue:] Er... oh no, you haven't got it on again! Have you?
[Mark:] No, course I haven't! Wouldn't be saying bloody Italians [LAUGHTER] would I []? Plonker! Come on, how much spaghetti do I put in here then? I haven't!
[Sue:] Well I just tend to stick it in and see how much there is there.
[Mark:] Well... I'm putting another load in then alright?
[Sue:] Yeah alright then. Just chuck it in, I'm starving! I need loads of food!
[Mark:] Well I don't wanna get a whole pile of spaghetti and no filling alright? No er... bolognaise.
[Sue:] Mm.
[Mark:] Oh God!
[Sue:] You're making a mess again aren't you?
[Mark:] [LAUGHTER]
[Sue:] Right... put
[Mark:] As per usual!
[Sue:] . Remind me to open the cupboard down here. We could have lumpy rice pudding can't we? And ice cream..
[Mark:] Macaroni pudding?
[Sue:] Mm!
[Mark:] Ooof!
[Sue:] No, it's yummy, with nutmeg!
[Mark:] Gross!
[Sue:] With nutmeg and cinnamon, mm! Lovely!
[Mark:] I'd rather just have Ambrosia really.
[Sue:] You're a bore aren't you?
[Mark:] Oh, alright then I suppose. Well keep the old bolognaise stirred so that it heats up all round. So what did your mum and dad have to say then?
[Sue:] Well... mum said were we gonna come down over the weekend? Well, I mean, we had the opportunity, you know chit-chat job... and mum said are we gonna go down over the weekend? I said, oh perhaps they could come up to us... you know, I didn't know quite at the moment what our plans were for over the weekend.
[Mark:] How many of these er... do you want in there? I drain the... fluid off
[Sue:] Yeah
[Mark:] yeah?
[Sue:] , yep. Erm... have you put the ketchup in?
[Mark:] Nope!
[Sue:] You'll need to.
[Mark:] Don't overdo the ketchup, it makes it all
[Sue:] Oh alright, no alright.
[Mark:] really rich and horrible!
[Sue:] Yeah, alright. Erm... cos I I, well I didn't know what... you had planned for tomorrow afternoon though. I mean, I would like to go to that auction tomorrow but we can't, I can't go to the hairdressers as well, so
[Mark:] What time does the auction end?
[Sue:] Nine.
[Mark:] Mm mm, no it doesn't leave a lot of time does it?
[Sue:] Mm mm.
[Mark:] About that?
[Sue:] No, I should chuck them all in.
[Mark:] Oh I'll chuck them all in, alright. Oh that's tins a, look!
[Sue:] I wonder actually if she doesn't mind really.
[Mark:] They're already cooked anyway aren't they?
[Sue:] Yeah.
[Mark:] Well
[Sue:] Just heat them up really.
[Mark:] no need to heat them up then. Keep an eye on the spaghetti. Any more in there? How much did I put in? About two sort of... lengths like that.
[Sue:] No, I should put another bit in.
[Mark:] Bit more, alright. Well I think what we'll do is... one day we'll weigh the amount of spaghetti and then we'll know exactly how much to put in next time won't we?
[Sue:] I think I'm gonna get up nine o'clock actually and be quite productive some washing.
[Mark:] It's alright, I'll finish the tea up.
[Sue:] [LAUGHTER]... So Sharon sent me, lent me this, that's sweet of her.
[Mark:] Yep. She said that she'd er
[Sue:] is she?
[Mark:] Well you'll po pop and see Bert and Sharon erm
[Sue:] Tomorrow?
[Mark:] tomorrow on the way back or something. Cor, you should of seen it with Cindy last night! When I went round there to take the saw back she was er... you know her little tail
[Sue:] Yeah.
[Mark:] it's been cut off hasn't it?
[Sue:] Yeah.
[Mark:] Well she was just shaking continuously! She barked when I first went round there and she just shook and shook... so
[Sue:] Why?
[Mark:] Well it's just excitement... you know, she hardly does
[Sue:] doesn't shake!
[Mark:] He does, when he gets really excited... but he sort of
[Sue:] Yeah but he doesn't
[Mark:] shaking, her little bum was going out.
[Sue:] He doesn't, he doesn't when i, when just ordinary people go round do they? Have you had a lovely week darling? Eh?
[Mark:] Darling, get our cos this' ll be done soon.
[Sue:] With grated cheese on top please?
[Mark:] Good lord! Well you'll have to server, cos I can't server I'm hopeless at it!
[Sue:] Alright.
[Mark:] Have you turned the... the heat down?
[Sue:] I did on the... the bolognaise, yeah... otherwise it'll get boiled to a pulp!
[Mark:] Ah right. Okay then. Go and get changed. I would have thought you'd be able to heat that stuff up again but... [sigh] Ha! Phorgh! Jesus! No don't, leave it! No, it's fine!
[Sue:] I was trying to talk you turn it off then.
[Mark:] You're worried about your privacy being invaded aren't you?
[Sue:] Yeah, suppose so.
[Mark:] Well, there's no need is there?... Ooh, it's hot!
[Sue:] You're not burning yourself are you Mark?
[Mark:] Is this erm... is this done then?
[Sue:] Ya.
[Mark:] Are you supposed to put hot water over like you do with rice?
[Sue:] Yeah, I do. Yeah.
[Mark:] Otherwise it's all slimy, isn't it?
[Sue:] That's right. Yeah.
[Mark:] Well you should of told me! Put the kettle on then will you?
[Sue:] Okay. It's only just boiled hasn't it?
[Mark:] No, no, no, it hasn't cos I've just used it all... for the erm No! Or did you refill it?
[Sue:] ! I know it's just boiled.
[Mark:] [whistling]
[Sue:] Get the plates out for me? Are they the others?
[Mark:] No, they're not I was gonna... ah da da, don't don't! I'm wanna use that water to heat the plates!
[Sue:] Oh. Look, you can serve out for once I'm sta, tired! You do it alright?
[Mark:] Alright.
[Sue:] All you gotta do is chuck it on on top and grate a bit of that on for me.
[Mark:] Oh you can grate the cheese surely?
[Sue:] Bring me the bloody cheese grater in the!
[Mark:] Well you just got it out the cupboard didn't you?
[Sue:] No it fell out!
[Mark:] [LAUGHTER]
[Sue:] Where's today's paper?
[Mark:] Erm... I had, oh it's in in the lounge.
[Sue:] Can't have done cos. But last time... do you remember this time last year it got so that his foot was really puffy?
[Mark:] Yeah.
[Sue:] And erm... we had him on... two lots of antibiotics... before he even had an anaesthetic to get the inflammation down and I don't want it to get worse!
[Mark:] And he couldn't drink while he was on those could he?
[Sue:] He couldn't drink!
[Mark:] [LAUGHTER]
[Sue:] But erm... no, I mean
[Mark:] No drink, no sex Charles!
[Sue:] He said look you can have these expensive antibiotics, they were intensive ones, said look you know I don't want him to lose his bloody foot just give me some antibiotic! And he co, and how much did he cost me, Charles? Forty five pounds for that foot last year!
[Mark:] Well I think you should put him out to work! Get some cash in! Well... that's pretty incidental in the morning.
[Sue:] Mm.
[Mark:] Cos he's bound, I mean with all that mud and everything, I mean there's lots of... sheep droppings and god knows what up there isn't there?
[Sue:] Yeah I know, it needs treatment though darling.
[Mark:] Yeah, I know it still needs treatment but I mean it'll... try and get the swelling down a bit.
[Sue:] Yeah. Well I don't think that it's swollen.
[Mark:] Well it's hot on.
[Sue:] Well it is, it is, yeah, it's a, there's a little of flesh but nothing like... you know... it was when his foot got like that... do you see what I mean?
[Mark:] Mm mm.
[Sue:] Cold water. But the problem is he's so
[Mark:] [whispering] Oh shit []!
[Sue:] it seems to have got sort of so much more deformed. Julie's bloody claws!
[Mark:] I saw today.
[Sue:] Talk of being put
[Mark:] And he's running the stocks suddenly.
[Sue:] I mean I'm sure it's the same claw cos it's never grown back... you see, when he's had it cut off but... what the vet was hoping was that the claw would grow back and the the top of... of the tissue, see what I mean?
[Mark:] Mhm.
[Sue:] And what's happened is the tissue has grown and not the bloody nail!
[Mark:] Oh I see.
[Sue:] And and what
[Mark:] Mhm.
[Sue:] it has done has just become distorted and it's splitting more away from the nail.
[Mark:] That'll be a problem tomorrow.
[Sue:] And when they get a bit long too, yeah. I haven't, I'm just going to go to wee and then I'll have do those... it'll have to grow basically. And unless we can. Where's Jeff? Ooh ooh ooh!
[Mark:] I dunno.
[Sue:] You heard biscuit didn't you boy? Yes you
[Mark:] Well I know you're not giving them our biscuit but then we just get through. They keep off the
[Sue:] That one was soft. I tried it first.
[Mark:] Oh lovely!
[Sue:] And it was soft as shit and horrible!
[Mark:] [LAUGHTER]... I hate the messy saucepans, they're horrible! Ugh!
[Sue:] [LAUGHTER] Hoo hoo hoo hoo... hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo []!
[Mark:] You stinker!
[Sue:] Do you know I haven't farted all week! No kidding! Apart from
[Mark:] [LAUGHTER]
[Sue:] when I've woken up... I have a.
[Mark:] [raspberry]
[Sue:] [LAUGHTER]
[Mark:] Well then you've farted once then haven't you, at least?
[Sue:] No, I've farted once every morning, I love when you wake up. Nothing like a good fart!
[Mark:] You're as relieved as I am.
[Sue:] Yep. [LAUGHTER]... [shouting] Ah no! You! Oh clear it Mark []!
[Mark:] No! Want us to cover everyday conversation! If you fart when the tapes running that's your problem mate, not mine!
[Sue:] I'm not!... [LAUGHTER] I'll have to do it in there! You better clear that []!
[Mark:] [raspberry] [LAUGHTER]
[Sue:] So, somebody no doubt has gotta get up there to put them up wrong.
[Mark:] Yeah, she was telling us off.
[Sue:] Did you put any out?
[Mark:] Yeah!... aren't they?
[Sue:] Well it's pretty difficult actually to put a cupboard up a wall, I admit they're very easy to make up but... to actually hold this cupboard.
[Mark:] You just drill a couple of holes in the back you need
[Sue:] Okay.
[Mark:] marking on the wall and drill two rawplugs!
[Sue:] I'll be interested. It won't be easy Mark, to put those cupboards up!.
[Mark:] Well... [LAUGHTER] I bet you they are []!
[Sue:] Done.
[Mark:] Anyway, I phoned her up the other day to have a little chat with her.
[Sue:] Is she alright?
[Mark:] She was pleased, she was gonna see Tim.
[Sue:] Oh yeah.
[Mark:] He's still sort of... her back... so
[Sue:] Mm. Mm.
[Mark:] Yeah,.
[Sue:] Mm, good luck!
[Mark:] [sigh]
[Sue:] [LAUGHTER]
[Mark:] What today?
[Sue:] Yeah. But anyway sh, they're gonna do lunch for us at dinner time.
[Mark:] Oh splendid!
[Sue:] So... it'll be quite nice actually cos I didn't really wanna go there till the evening. But it will cos we've gotta go darling!
[Mark:] Yeah, I know we have.
[Sue:] You know what it's like in town,.
[Mark:] Yeah.
[Sue:] ...... Yeah,
[Mark:] Well perhaps cos that's alright. You're then row three?
[Sue:] Nearest the bar. In the front row. How big is that?
[Mark:] Even in three days.
[Sue:] I would have thought they were outside.
[Mark:] Hello... it's only me!
[Dad:] Well, we've been wondering... whether you were still with us. I tried to phone you during the week and mum said where is my little son? I haven't heard a single thing of him!
[Mark:] Yeah, I know, the week's gone so quickly that's the trouble!
[Dad:] How you doing then?
[Mark:] I'm alright. Mum about?
[Dad:] Yeah, she, and Bel's here.
[Mark:] Oh right!
[Dad:] Yeah.
[Mark:] I just dropped Sue off. That was sexist! Dropped Sue off at erm... hairdressers.
[Dad:] Oh I see, she's gonna... ah, I was gonna ring you last night. Was she home last night?
[Mark:] Er... yeah, I picked her up... after work.
[Dad:] Yeah. Yeah, we were having tea and mum says where's my little son? I haven't heard from him, seen him or anything and she was saying where's
[Mark:] Yeah I know.
[Dad:] he got to? And I said, well I'm gonna give him a ring after tea and then I, we said oh well pras, and Sue will be home tonight so I said well we hadn't better ring them! [LAUGHTER]... [LAUGHTER] So, we didn't do, we didn't spoil anything and ring you []!
[Mark:] Yeah.
[Dad:] So
[Mum:] Hello Mark!
[Dad:] Here he is!
[Mark:] Hello mum!
[Mum:] Are you on your own then?
[Mark:] Yeah well, I... I pick Sue up a bit later and we'll pop round for a cup of tea.
[Mum:] Hello lucky boy! Oh did you get address book look... this morning?
[Mark:] Er er ah... no, not yet.
[Mum:] A brown one. Should have, shouldn't he? Cos John did it yesterday.
[Mark:] John....
[Mum:] Oh gosh really?
[Mark:] Er
[Mum:] teasing us!
[Mark:] [LAUGHTER] You started quickly []!
[Mum:] He's pleased when I don't you?
[Mark:] No, it's alright. Been asked to do a survey on the spoken word. So it's
[Mum:] Really?
[Mark:] just taping conversations, it's
[Mum:] Ah!
[Mark:] completely anonymous. You don't have to worry about swearing or, Sue swore something terrible in the car this morning!
[Mum:] An an how does the machine... is
[Mark:] It's in there.
[Mum:] Oh there? Mm!
[Mark:] It's a Walkman but it records and plays and it's got the radio in it as well.
[Mum:] You said you have to collect her, from where?
[Mark:] Just down town.
[Mum:] Oh!
[Mark:] She's having hair cut.
[Mum:] Oh!
[Mark:] Charlie's done his claw in, said he's gotta go up the vet.
[Mum:] Claw in?
[Dad:] Done his claw in!
[Mark:] Done his claw in.
[Mum:] Oh!
[Mark:] Hurt his claw.
[Dad:] Done his claw in. He's hurt claw in!
[Group Of Unknown Speakers:] [LAUGHTER]
[Dad:] [LAUGHTER] Walking round with []!
[Mum:] [LAUGHTER] He's got his claw in []! Bet that must be costly on batteries to er... you know.
[Mark:] No, I use Nicads
[Mum:] Hey?
[Mark:] I use Nicads
[Mum:] Oh!
[Mark:] They give you twenty tapes to use over the week. And that's for collecting erm... words... so that when they do the new dictionary... all those... words that people use... and they do
[Dad:] What they've come into common use.
[Mark:] Mm.
[Dad:] Yeah, a few Anglo-Saxon ones that... yes, they've probably got already listed!
[Mum:] But at all I mean, you know, you can get people very embarrassed when... whoever is there at the B T!
[Mark:] It's nothing to do with B T!
[Mum:] Oh! Who is it for?
[Mark:] Well this woman came round last night... and asked if I'd take part.
[Dad:] Oh!
[Mum:] What's it?
[Mark:] And erm
[Mum:] Does she want to have her hair nice and short again? I hope.
[Mark:] Why do you hope? [LAUGHTER]
[Mum:] I don't know, like it like this! There's no charm to it is it?
[Mark:] Well, it's alright when she dresses it.
[Mum:] Mm.
[Mark:] She puts it up in a bun and things like that.
[Mum:] Oh sorry!
[Dad:] how did she get on at er... the course?
[Mark:] Mm, jolly good! Said it's given her... a bit more drive again.
[Dad:] Ah good!
[Mum:] Yeah, but the, the ce, the.
[Dad:] You know Gerry came yesterday?
[Mark:] Yeah I saw them erm
[Dad:] and she'd got er... little Zoe... and er... stayed for a couple of hours, had a cup of tea and... you know.
[Mark:] Not little Cindy, [LAUGHTER] little Zoe []!
[Dad:] Sorry?
[Mark:] Not little Cindy!
[Dad:] Not little Cindy, little Zoe, yeah. Yeah, she sle, little Zoe sat on her lap and just slept like a log, she was obviously tired.
[Mum:] Yeah, and little Zoe, did say well she was absolutely shattered perhaps she didn't know what to do with us.
[Dad:] No, it's alright.
[Mum:] She wouldn't give us a little
[Mark:] Probably just... thought it was a strange foreigner! Yeah, that's right!
[Mum:] That's what I say all this... small children are always worried about er... my accent. Mummy
[Mark:] Was
[Mum:] why does Evie talk so funny?
[Group Of Unknown Speakers:] [LAUGHTER]
[Dad:] [LAUGHTER] They're worried? I'm no, I I'm worried too! I thi I think they're right!
[Mum:] Oh!
[Dad:] [LAUGHTER]... Ah dear!
[Mark:] Who's erm... kid is Zoe then? Is that erm... Sharon's sister's?
[Dad:] Sharon's sister
[Mum:] Yeah.
[Dad:] yeah.
[Mum:] Aha. Zoe.
[Mark:] Yeah Sharon, erm... Zoe and Holly, she's got two girls?
[Mum:] That toffee seems to work Marky!
[Mark:] Mm.
[Dad:] He's he's
[Mark:] I'm just getting through this apple at the moment.
[Dad:] Yes, you're right, it's got them. Oh, so you're winning then my son?
[Mark:] Yep.
[Dad:] Better just erm... put a note on my door.
[Mum:] Here, here.
[Mark:] I'm da, oh sorry!
[Mum:] Too late Mark before I can.
[Mark:] I can fish it out.
[Mum:] Well,!
[Mark:] Here are! Here are!
[Mum:] I thought
[Mark:] Stalk sandwich!
[Mum:] Mark was having a new girlfriend or something. Because Julie tried several times,yo you're never there!
[Mark:] Well, you never know! [LAUGHTER]... Your new job is it?
[Dad:] Yes, I got er
[Mark:] Are these we, are these erm... Irriacs
[Dad:] Yeah. Yeah, they're quite funny the... quality of the things are quite er... quite precious, ah?
[Mark:] Oh lovely!
[Dad:] They're very high erm... pulse generators... so I'm doing this one
[Mark:] very neat.
[Dad:] and that one's going back erm
[Mark:] They still using these old rubber... thingy you don't use heatshrink ones?
[Dad:] Yes. No, not the small ones, no.
[Mark:] Ah, there's some Coxes down here, that's brilliant!
[Dad:] Oh, yeah look out apple! Oh
[Mark:] You get these from... Aston
[Dad:] Aston, yes
[Mark:] yeah.
[Dad:] only twenty eight pence a pound! I mean, they're not... out of the way. So there you are and then the driver board goes on here
[Mark:] Mhm.
[Dad:] and er... they seem to be very pleased with what I'm doing anyway. They pho, phoned last night and said would I collect some stuff from someone in... so
[Mark:] Oh! Hello!
[Mum:] Are you er..., you two?
[Dad:] Hello starky
[Mark:] Are you alright then?... You look all sleepy. You just got up?
[Isobel:] No, I've been up for an hour!
[Mark:] Oh yeah?
[Isobel:] Hung over from Thursday night!
[Mum:] Look at all colours Mark has got! Green, red, white
[Isobel:] What's this?
[Mum:] blue...
[Mark:] Microphone.
[Mum:] He's just had an hearing aids... put down... for his music.
[Mark:] Mm.
[Isobel:] What's that for then? That for
[Mark:] [LAUGHTER] I thought I'd be able to get away this, you know []!
[Mum:] [LAUGHTER]
[Mark:] With all these non-technical people and they're sort of going, what's that?
[Mum:] [LAUGHTER]
[Isobel:] Is that a... a fart thing... to measure your farts with!
[Mum:] [LAUGHTER]
[Group Of Unknown Speakers:] [LAUGHTER]
[Isobel:] Shouldn't it be round that side?
[Mark:] No it's a microphone, recording conversations.
[Isobel:] With who?
[Mark:] Everybody.
[Isobel:] Oh!
[Group Of Unknown Speakers:] [LAUGHTER]
[Mum:] I can't imagine that a little thing like a little torpedo takes up the sound!
[Mark:] Well there's two mikes in there.
[Mum:] Oh!
[Isobel:] It's what they
[Mark:] And they're
[Isobel:] wear at the studios isn't it?
[Mark:] Yeah, like tie mikes and... like on Wogan and that sort of thing.
[Isobel:] What, well who's er... conversations are you recording?
[Mark:] Well everybody's conversations for... to build up the new... Lo, Longman's dictionary... with the new words and things.
[Isobel:] You're joking?
[Mark:] No.
[Mum:] Dictionary? What has a dictionary got to do with it?
[Mark:] [LAUGHTER] Well, all the words, the new words []... go in the dictionary
[Isobel:] Oh well hang on a minute I've got, I've got one here.
[Mark:] [LAUGHTER]
[Mum:] Well
[Dad:] [LAUGHTER]
[Mark:] [LAUGHTER]
[Mum:] New words? speaking Dutch!
[Group Of Unknown Speakers:] [LAUGHTER]
[Isobel:] Where's that dictionary gone... with the erm
[Dad:] What the one we were using last night?
[Isobel:] the one without the explanations.
[Mark:] No, this woman came round last night
[Mum:] Ich Deutsch sprechan... Ou a francais
[Dad:] Parlez vous francais?
[Mark:] Oh, French, mm. With a, with a Dutch accent! [LAUGHTER]
[Isobel:] You gotta have, some on there then?
[Mark:] Yeah! I carry round, all round with me you see.
[Isobel:] So who, is it a computer that listens to it?
[Mark:] Yeah, they put it all in a computer and then all the words are analyzed... and from the different accents and all that sort of, pronunciation.
[Isobel:] Can I wear one then?
[Mark:] Well if you take part, if you're asked! No, I... I mean I was on the phone and th, there was a knock at the door and this woman came round and said she was from... from the
[Mum:] Marky!
[Mark:] Yeah.
[Mum:] Here you are.
[Isobel:] Oh! Can't
[Mum:] Do you wish to eat here?
[Mark:] Well it's very nice of you but we're gonna... gotta go to Plaistowe cos of Charlie's claw you see?
[Isobel:] Oh, I don't mind, I'm just
[Mark:] And the surgery's only for an hour so
[Mum:] I'm just fishing, to make sure to what to organize that's all.
[Mark:] I must pop round one evening next week. The week's gone so quickly I've just been sort of, you know.
[Mum:] But next week er, oh evening, because you're working obviously!
[Mark:] Oh yeah. Well Sue's away next week as well you see.
[Mum:] Yeah, yeah. And Sarah was asking after
[Isobel:] Poeticisms.
[Mark:] That's already in the dictionary
[Isobel:] Poeticisms.
[Mark:] they're looking for words that aren't in there!
[Isobel:] Well this isn't in,th th this isn't
[Mum:] Well obviously! Obviously are English
[Dad:] Yeah
[Mum:] words.
[Dad:] they're all words that are already in use, the ones we use in scrabble.
[Mum:] Otherwise that wouldn't do would it?
[Isobel:] An
[Mum:] Well
[Isobel:] and it's something to do with work then?
[Dad:] Don't sit
[Mark:] No.
[Dad:] on the radio dear!
[Isobel:] I'm not! I'm was leaning on this, look!
[Dad:] God I don't this broken, this broke!
[Isobel:] Do you get paid? Did you, Mark?
[Mark:] I'm more worried about the glass!
[Isobel:] Do you get paid for it?
[Mark:] Mm, twenty five pound gift voucher. Which I wasn't told, she said twenty five pounds, so I thought ah, it'll do nicely! [LAUGHTER]... Help top up the bank a bit!
[Mum:] For Sony? For Sony?
[Mark:] No, I think it's probably for Longmans.
[Mum:] A gift voucher is er, just as handy, go to the shop and buy something which you want!
[Mark:] It's probably a book, it's
[Isobel:] Let's have a look at the tape?
[Mark:] probably a book token! Or something.
[Mum:] Why are we all standing? Haven't we got chairs?
[Mark:] [LAUGHTER]... I don't mind. You can er, it's got a radio, the radio's brilliant! I mean, you can walk, you could
[Isobel:] This is amazing innit!
[Mark:] you can move around, I was sa, wearing it in the kitchen yesterday, you can move around and it's er
[Isobel:] Can you put my name down? I I'd
[Dad:] They're saying that on, just now I was listening on Radio Three
[Mum:] But I don't!
[Dad:] and they were saying about people with er, F M problems and they got a big coat hanger
[Mum:] Where is this big problem?
[Dad:] in the back of
[Mum:] Well it's
[Dad:] and they can't get a reception and
[Mark:] Mm.
[Dad:] anyway they was talking about getting a proper aerial, it's all basic stuff
[Isobel:] I mean you wouldn't wanna go anywhere where there was confidential things.
[Dad:] and they were talking about a new system which I couldn't hear because of vacuum cleaner was on
[Isobel:] Was it?
[Mum:] Was it?
[Dad:] erm... which doesn't suffer from... er... multi-path... reception
[Mark:] Yeah.
[Dad:] so i, car radios and things like that the reception will be constant wherever you are because you don't get any noise.
[Isobel:] They won't listen to it? It'll just be analyzed in the computer.
[Mum:] I'm trying, trying to say they need some people to listen to that and... you know, to get the new words if that is the case.
[Mark:] Yeah, well what you do is they give you a sheet of paper... and th, you write down who was involved in the conversation, so all I'd say is, is erm... Mum
[Mum:] Oh you
[Mark:] Dad, or John, Elly... or or something like that. I th I mean they're not interested in... actual names, so if there's two Johns they put John one and John two. That's the sort of idea. So that if
[Isobel:] Well
[Mark:] if they listen on another tape... all the
[Mum:] What happens, what happens now that you know that somebody has said something very confidential, you know, a personal matter?
[Mark:] Well I just we, rewind it and then... tape over
[Mum:] You can
[Mark:] it.
[Mum:] oh, cause a
[Dad:] Oh yeah.
[Mum:] complex. And how long can, does this tape last?
[Mark:] Like if I, if if you know... if you say, oh I object to this, then I'd just turn it off and rer rer erase it.
[Isobel:] Oh right. Well what
[Mum:] Oh I see.
[Isobel:] i it's probably to do with new words like wa wally and things
[Mark:] I was quite funny yesterday
[Isobel:] like that.
[Mark:] cos I had it running in the kitchen while we were cooking tea last night... and Sue came in and goes... [raspberry]... [LAUGHTER] a real big fart [], and goes oh I haven't been able to fart all week, [LAUGHTER] she says []!
[Mum:] [LAUGHTER] And she didn't know []!
[Mark:] [LAUGHTER]
[Mum:] [LAUGHTER]
[Mark:] Yeah.
[Mum:] But er... according to Sharon she's been sitting alone in er... bed and breakfast and erm
[Mark:] Yeah, it's a nice bed and breakfast. She's got her own... ensuite and... er
[Mum:] I know, but then she has nobody to chat to
[Mark:] chap brings her a cup of tea at nine o'clock.
[Mum:] at night cos there's nobody here to have a conversation with.
[Mark:] No, I think she was... getting chatted up by the bloke who owned the place, really!
[Dad:] Mm.
[Isobel:] Oh yeah?
[Mark:] Some chap runs it with his wife.
[Isobel:] I see.
[Mum:] So what time is Sue er... coming?
[Mark:] Well I'll pick her up
[Dad:] Well won't be home will she?
[Mark:] about quarter to and I'm coming back here.
[Mum:] she's having her hair done.
[Isobel:] Yeah, get her to wait to do that.
[Mark:] Oh God, I've still got the dogs in the car, hang on!
[Mum:] Oh!
[Isobel:] Do you want a hand?
[Mark:] Can I just dump them, dump them in the shed quickly?
[Dad:] Yeah.
[Isobel:] I've hoovered up you can't bring them in here!
[Mark:] I won't bring them in here, put them in round back. Can you get one?
[Mum:] The the door's not open.
[Mark:] Haven't got any shoes on. I'll be back in a minute.
[Dad:] Show him where the key is.
[Mark:] She said she was from the Well it's sort of like market research type... type idea.
[Mum:] Oh! boy, you might like it.
[Isobel:] So do you get to keep the Walkman?
[Mark:] Cor! If only!
[Mum:] And how long do you have?
[Mark:] Just a week.
[Mum:] That all?
[Isobel:] Do you wear it every day? All day?
[Mark:] Well... I dunno whether I'll be able to use at work you see, I'll have to ask the... the governor.
[Mum:] Oh yes!
[Isobel:] Yeah.
[Mum:] He might not like that at all!
[Isobel:] I'll reckon they'll say no.
[Mark:] They probably will but
[Mum:] Yeah.
[Mark:] if they do well there's... not a lot we can do about it really.
[Mum:] Are you sure this works... at the moment., big word. We want to
[Mark:] Course it's working!
[Mum:] from, that's what it's really is. The sound comes over!
[Mark:] No!
[Isobel:] What did the?
[Mark:] The sound comes over on what? On the machine, you mean?
[Mum:] Yeah, and then hold it up, do you know what I mean? Do want to sit me far away from you, will that still take it?
[Mark:] Oh yeah!
[Mum:] Will it?
[Mark:] Well it's got automatic level control on it. On the recording.
[Isobel:] It's one of those little mikes they have on television.
[Mum:] Automatic? Honestly!
[Mark:] Well it just looks at the the signal level coming in and adjusts the gain accordingly.
[Isobel:] When I shouted in it I thought you were joking.
[Mark:] Oh no, that'll just shut down the gain... and this
[Isobel:] Will it really?
[Mark:] probably still come out clear, yeah.
[Isobel:] Mark.
[Dad:] Yes, ah well... the thing to do is to er... go down and hi, hire a Daily Mirror van and... wait for Mrs to arrive!
[Mark:] [LAUGHTER]... Yeah.
[Mum:] Well I don't like it very much I must say! I mean, there's your privacy gone! You know?
[Mark:] Yeah but it's completely anonymous, and no one 's gonna know I'm talking to you are they?
[Mum:] No, I'm trying to say... what is behind all this... if you really think of it?
[Mark:] Well it's beg it's... to get the words... in everyday conversation
[Mum:] Well,
[Mark:] isn't it!
[Mum:] I don't believe it's true, that's
[Mark:] Ha!
[Mum:] Well, I don't believe, they are after sound and the difference, you know, I mean you sit like this can you still hear me? Or if you are in the kitchen, mum!
[Mark:] Well they're not gonna know!
[Mum:] Can you still hear that?
[Mark:] They're not... they're not, that's already been done hasn't it? They've already, this is a commercial machine this thing, you buy them down at Dixon's.
[Mum:] New words! My God surely they don't need ordinary people to have new words, they just... look around in universities! That's where they go through for new words!
[Dad:] on colloquial
[Mark:] No!
[Dad:] erm
[Isobel:] I reckon it's advertising, that's what it is... to see whether people are mentioning certain products.
[Mark:] Well, have you been using Daz Automatic recently! [LAUGHTER] Oh, dear oh dear []!
[Dad:] No, I use!
[Mark:] [LAUGHTER]
[Mum:] Well... I'm thinking of conversations, you know? That er... isn't anything to do with people spying for instance?
[Mark:] Oh nobody's gonna talk about that with this are they!
[Mum:] No, no, say, I'm talking, that is seeing the advantage of it you see. Say, for instance erm... somebody wants to hear your opinion about and and get a, plans to... er... you know, to to, you you find that out for me, you know that's what I'm saying!
[Mark:] Well they wouldn't be carrying a bloody great mike like that
[Mum:] Well
[Mark:] round would you!
[Dad:] [LAUGHTER]
[Mum:] you could hide away it.
[Mark:] You can't, cos if it goes inside your jumper it ge, the sound all gets muffled. They have to be on the outside right, cos as soon as it goes through a piece of material you'll lose all the high frequency to it.
[Mum:] [whispering] Well, I don't like the idea of it very much []!
[Mark:] [whispering] Don't you []?
[Dad:] Well, wearing them out, things like that. The thing to do is is to sort of er... plot to overthrow parliament or something and see if there's any reaction!
[Mark:] [LAUGHTER]
[Dad:] [LAUGHTER]
[Mum:] [LAUGHTER]
[Mark:] Yeah.
[Dad:] [LAUGHTER] I couldn't wait to test it []!
[Mum:] [LAUGHTER]
[Isobel:] Or tell them, tell them there's a few million pounds worth of gold coins in some field!
[Mark:] [LAUGHTER] This bloody great hole the next day there []!
[Dad:] [LAUGHTER] Bring all the and shovels and []!
[Mark:] Do it.
[Mum:] Yeah.
[Dad:] Yeah.
[Mark:] I had to laugh though cos I was talking... chap at work and... they'd sent round this erm... this form... right, to fill in about your opinion about the company and everything. And said, so it's completely anonymous and all that... and he said oh I can't be bothered to send that in, so he chucked it in the bin... [LAUGHTER] and they phoned him up and said why haven't you sent your form in []?
[Dad:] [LAUGHTER]
[Mark:] [LAUGHTER]
[Isobel:] That's completely anonymous?
[Dad:] I thought, I thought you were going to say we found his form on tip!
[Mark:] [LAUGHTER]
[Dad:] Something to do with the rubbish, that is.
[Mark:] Oh yeah.
[Isobel:] Rupert Maxwell had everything taped didn't he? All the offices.
[Dad:] Oh yes.
[Mum:] But who has he got employed to check it?
[Dad:] Well he hadn't got anybody that he would trust there you see
[Mum:] No, but I mean the whole day, I
[Dad:] not even the people he paid
[Mum:] talked with a few people
[Dad:] Mhm.
[Mum:] an and then erm... you know, who's going to listen to that tonight, you know, to see what they've
[Dad:] Mm.
[Mum:] been saying?
[Dad:] Mm.
[Mum:] You've got to have someone for that as well, you know!
[Dad:] Mm.
[Mark:] Yeah, and then an can he then... can you trust the staff? No, I'll get you sheet of paper on erm... what it's about.... Oh I didn't bring it with me, I've only got my record book. But the idea is
[Isobel:] to see you.
[Mark:] you fill out a little sheet of paper... with the, with the names like John A, John B or whatever, so that if there's another tape and you've marked John B and they missed a word, or what... what the word was and they... there's a chance that they might use it again later on you see.
[Isobel:] Probably want some erm... articulate people.
[Mark:] Yeah. Put down, the Buckingham Palace!
[Mum:] Ah, are they articulate?
[Dad:] well they obviously use the Oxford Dictionary, not Longmans so
[Mark:] Ha! You've heard of Longmans haven't you? The printers?
[Dad:] Longmans, yes.
[Mark:] Publishers.... It's the Longman's er, Dictionary.
[Mum:] There's more to it than meets the eye!
[Mark:] Oh mum, mum's always
[Isobel:] So do they
[Mark:] had a suspicious mind hasn't she?
[Mum:] Yeah.
[Isobel:] do they, do they erm... I mean, how do they analyze it?
[Dad:] Well
[Isobel:] Do they listen... and le all the words that they recognize, they leave?
[Dad:] Those matches are.
[Isobel:] But the ones that... they're not familiar with they lo look up do they?
[Mark:] I don't know, maybe they erm... a, they'll listen to the tapes... and they probably sample some of the words into a computer... to build up a database... [sniff]... of words that probably... like you said, oh he's getting a lot of jip from his boss, you know, is probably not in the dictionary... but if a lot of people said that word then they would.
[Isobel:] Yeah, that's I meant.
[Dad:] Have to has to come into common use before it gets into the dictionary.
[Mum:] Yeah.
[Isobel:] So if it was
[Mark:] Yeah, that's right.
[Isobel:] from actual people
[Mark:] That's why it's best not to tell people that you're doing it you see because then they... they're careful what they say.
[Isobel:] Right.
[Mark:] You know. I mean, they might but it'll be a classic
[Isobel:] You can't help doing it though can you? If you'd have made a story up that's it something else, I wo I wouldn't have known it's running.
[Mum:] Yeah.
[Mark:] Yeah.
[Mum:] If you weren't have said ooh I... was listening on the phones and just a... leave it on, you know... the phones.
[Dad:] What always amazes me when we play scrabble... I mean, things that I consider to be slang... you know, on the odd time I thought well I'll try that
[Isobel:] Well it used to be slang.
[Dad:] and I put them in, and I look in my dictionary, they're not there of course, cos my... dictionary I had is from nineteen forty six
[Mark:] Mm.
[Dad:] look in even... er... ten years later it's there. And tremendous number of of words which were... written in slang, they were almost obscenities er
[Isobel:] Well that's
[Dad:] in there, you know.
[Isobel:] that's why you need to change your dictionary every few
[Dad:] That's right.
[Isobel:] years.
[Dad:] Yeah, to keep up.
[Mark:] Ooh!
[Mum:] Your mother's kicking
[Mark:] Ooh my ear!
[Mum:] you now!
[Mark:] [LAUGHTER]
[Isobel:] [LAUGHTER]
[Mark:] Did you get that? [LAUGHTER]
[Dad:] Oh yeah, we've seen it all now!
[Mum:] Oh dear!
[Mark:] Yeah. Well I'll, I'm going up to the vet so I'll leave it running when we're in the vet. Cos it's all different
[Mum:] Have you switched it off now?
[Mark:] No.
[Mum:] Oh, what's that then?
[Mark:] They're the headphones. So you can... play back and listen, make sure it's come out alright. Yeah.
[Mum:] She certainly has the right bloke to do it. Nobody else would have the patience! You should have a hundred and fifty pound for it, not twenty five!
[Mark:] Well... it's no big deal really is it? Just a case of... taking the tape deck around... and if you're not having a conversation yo you can use the radio so... I'm not really worried.
[Mum:] Oh can you?
[Mark:] Yeah! Yeah!
[Mum:] Oh!
[Isobel:] And they supply the batteries?
[Mark:] Yep. And twenty tapes... which you erm... you don't have to use all them... just... you know, fill what you can
[Isobel:] Can you keep the ones that you don't use?
[Mark:] No, you just give them back. [LAUGHTER]
[Dad:] I used one of your tapes you brought me for Christmas yesterday, very nice!
[Isobel:] Good quality one?
[Dad:] Yeah,
[Mark:] Mm.
[Dad:] in my old tatty machine!
[Isobel:] Ooh, I've got some questions!
[Dad:] Ooh! Go on then?
[Isobel:] One will just be a quick, quickie. Erm... Pete is
[Mark:] Are they confidential? Go on then.
[Isobel:] Pete's interested in... obtaining a... tarmac, is it? Erm, no, that's all I know.
[Mark:] A tarmac?
[Isobel:] Erm, it's four track recording.
[Mark:] Oh T-ach
[Isobel:] Oh T-ach
[Mark:] [LAUGHTER] Tarmac []!
[Isobel:] I knew it was something like that.
[Dad:] Tarmac you get out of a
[Mark:] Yeah.
[Isobel:] Yeah, I wouldn't know.
[Dad:] Handy thing to have if you if your road.
[Isobel:] Erm
[Mark:] You wo won't be able to record a lot of music on it though. Go on
[Isobel:] A four
[Mark:] then.
[Isobel:] a four track erm
[Mark:] Multi-track.
[Isobel:] Yeah.
[Mark:] Yeah.
[Isobel:] And I told him that you had all the gear and I said that you wanted sixteen.
[Mark:] No.
[Isobel:] Thirty two.
[Mark:] No, I was sixteen down the studio wasn't I?
[Isobel:] What have yo, what have you got now then?
[Mark:] I got four track.
[Isobel:] Four track.
[Mark:] Four track on half inch.
[Isobel:] Oh, half of the tape.
[Mark:] Was it a cassette base or erm... a reel to reel?
[Isobel:] No, I said he wants to buy one. I think he wants to buy one.
[Mark:] Pete, who's Pete?
[Isobel:] My ex-boyfriend who's been helping. Pete the strange, the strange, well...
[Mark:] I don't remem
[Isobel:] boy.
[Mark:] I don't remember Pete.
[Isobel:] Yes, you do, Peter!
[Mark:] Peter? Oh right! Yeah, yeah!
[Isobel:] After Jonathan.
[Mark:] The one who was in erm... good lord! I can't keep track! What the one who's er... off round the world and... oil rigs or something.
[Mum:] yeah.
[Mark:] Yeah.
[Mum:] Is he going back?
[Isobel:] Oh yeah! I gotta take him some letters.
[Mum:] Have you?
[Isobel:] Well he's been helping me with things.
[Mark:] Is he a musician then?
[Isobel:] Well he plays quite a bit of guitar.
[Mark:] Yeah?
[Isobel:] And he wants to know where he can buy them in Ipswich.
[Mark:] Oh oh!
[Isobel:] And that's why he's not at home. So
[Mark:] There's quite a lot of second hand if he's willing to travel around for them.
[Isobel:] Yeah.
[Mark:] Depends what he wants. But I mean er... you can get cassette based ones which are quite cheap... and cheap to run... cos you just use, you know, good quality... metal tapes... and you get four tracks... I think they even make a six track one now, or an eight track.
[Isobel:] He only wants four.
[Mark:] Erm... Er... Norwich Road.
[Mum:] Well Marky I thought I'd just be practical and ask you, it's quarter one to, quarter to eleven you go and collect Sue.
[Mark:] Cor I'm gonna have to, I'm gonna have to go soon! Yeah.
[Mum:] Yes. Now listen
[Mark:] Yeah.
[Mum:] and how long are intending to stay so we can... I'm still not here?
[Mark:] Well, the surgery's at half... eleven till half twelve so... we pop back here for a quick cup of tea and I want to go up to Felixstowe.
[Mum:] Mm.
[Mark:] Cos Charlie, you know, keeps digging rabbits up and he's knackered his claw!
[Mum:] Oh right. So, you'll just have a cup of tea with a nice piece of chocolate cake?
[Mark:] Cor yeah! Sounds good!
[Mum:] And then afterwards Isobel and I could go to Sainsbury's... that's the whole idea. And er
[Mark:] Oh right.
[Mum:] you are very welcome to stay for lunch but you say you can't. You stay with father and mother don't you? I thought you go out tonight?
[Mark:] Yeah, well we would stay but the, the surgery's only an hour you see, that's the trouble.
[Mum:] Yeah but with her father and mother?
[Mark:] Oh yeah!
[Mum:] Go... go after that?
[Mark:] Mm.
[Mum:] Probably, mm?
[Mark:] Well, Sue's hurt her shoulder cos she was carrying her bag on the train you know... coming back from Birmingham.
[Mum:] Was it too heavy then?
[Mark:] Well, women they must... pack the whole wardrobe don't they?
[Mum:] Mm. So how's her shoulder, well a bit of heat and shoulder massage it would help.
[Mark:] Right, have a massage, yeah.
[Mum:] Yeah.
[Mark:] [LAUGHTER]
[Mum:] ... you better go otherwise she will be annoyed! Standing there, you said quarter to eleven!
[Mark:] Did I? Oh, yeah well... better her standing than me really! Cos the car's bigger.
[Mum:] Yeah.
[Mark:] Erm
[Mum:] Where is it then? Yeah, and you can't park. Colourful boy isn't he, ha?
[Isobel:] ? Did you say?
[Mark:] , on the Norwich Road, might be one.
[Mum:] ?
[Mark:] !
[Mum:] in Norwich.
[Mark:] Yes.
[Isobel:] Keyboards.
[Mark:] And there's they might do the machine. But the... mainly keyboards but... 's your best bet.
[Isobel:] .
[Mark:] They do quite a lot of stuff in there. They'll definitely have something.
[Isobel:] in Norwich.
[Mark:] Waste of money though.
[Isobel:] Is it? Well he's got thirteen hundred.
[Mark:] Better give me some then!
[Isobel:] Yeah.
[Mark:] I'll sell him my machine for five hundred quid.
[Isobel:] Did you... don't you want to sell it then?
[Mark:] Well it's a bloody great thing innit?
[Isobel:] Well
[Mark:] Half inch tapes... at twenty five pound a reel... for the tape. Whereas cassette you can, you know
[Isobel:] Did you want to keep it?
[Mark:] Oh yeah!
[Isobel:] Right.
[Mark:] Yeah. Righto, I'll be off in a bit then! How long was I then?
[Sue:] Fifty five!
[Mark:] Oh give me a break!
[Sue:] Darling you were!
[Mark:] Yeah well I didn't wanna have to sit here waiting for you, cos I know you every time you say oh so and so
[Sue:] Yeah, alright
[Mark:] I mean
[Sue:] okay!
[Mark:] as far as I was concerned you might have been in there another... fifteen minutes! Anyway I got chitter-chattering with mum and dad.... Must chuck the dogs in the shed for a bit.
[Sue:] Yeah, give them plenty of room.
[Mark:] As the frame came down and Bunny, came out and Bunny was sitting in the driver's seat again!
[Sue:] [LAUGHTER]
[Mark:] Pest!
[Sue:] Anyway I've put it on Access so that that helped!
[Mark:] [LAUGHTER]
[Sue:] Oh don't worry we'll get out of it.
[Mark:] They spotted the mike straight away you know!
[Sue:] Did they?
[Mark:] So I'm never gonna get away with it at work am I?
[Sue:] No, you're not, you mus, oh don't!
[Mark:] Oh no, what I mean is... I'm not gonna be able to get away without people
[Sue:] No
[Mark:] knowing
[Sue:] cos it'll make them think about their language won't they? A bloody good job!
[Mark:] Do I wanna go this way or go up round?
[Sue:] Go any way you want to go. So, what do you reckon?
[Mark:] Haven't had a chance to look yet. I'm just trying to get past these cars.
[Sue:] I'll tell you... I'm going back to Lucy next time, she's, she's alright Vivien but she hasn't got it like Lucy, she's not as particular. No don't!
[Mark:] Well that's why... Lucy's so
[Sue:] Yeah, I know, well I'll book two weeks in advance.
[Mark:] busy.
[Sue:] That's right. They only a pay a quid more for Lucy, so I'm bloody well gonna have Lucy! Anyway, it's cut but it's not. Oh... oh well done anyway. Oh well we can go for a cup of tea now, I need some breakfast I'm starving!
[Mark:] Mum's making a cup of tea and... a nice piece of chocolate cake.
[Sue:] Oh brilliant! I need more than that I'm starving! Anyway, give us a kiss.
[Mark:] Your cheeks are cold again.
[Sue:] I had about two inches cut off actually. Well, it's a lot better than
[Mark:] Oh yeah! Oh yeah, it's got a little fringe on there! [LAUGHTER]
[Sue:] Yeah, well it's a lot better length, you know, it was too long and it's... much nicer this length, much more manageable I found. It desperately needed a cut though, it was really irritating me!
[Mark:] Bloody building's a real eyesore isn't it? Jesus!
[Sue:] Disgusting! It really irritates me!
[Mark:] I can just imagine what it's gonna look like in a few years when it gets
[Sue:] So can I.
[Mark:] dirty, you know.
[Sue:] Rough!
[Mark:] Ugh!
[Sue:] Don't! Never mind... won't change when I put it up, so, that's all I care about really. Well it's not all I care about but
[Mark:] You said that so so damned! No one 's gonna build anything.
[Sue:] I know. Good! Oh, I know what Pam didn't bring, she was saying ooh you know... apparently they've... shut up all the entrances, the gaps in the fences cos they want to encourage... erm... wildlife to be on the back, on the mere an and not dogs and that! So she said, you know, they were...
[Mark:] They fenced what?
[Sue:] They, you know, at the back of us they've... blocked up the fences but I don't know whether she's got it right, I don't know. I said well Scott, you know, said that if... you know, we ever take our dogs on there... he erm... would give us a ring... and he hasn't. Or we would know, you know.
[Mark:] Yeah.
[Sue:] So I hope they're not gonna say we don't want you on there cos of wildlife stuff.
[Mark:] Oh shit! Yeah, but he doesn't own the bit behind us does he?
[Sue:] Course he does!
[Mark:] Ah, no I mean the... I thought you meant the bit beyond the field. There's not really wildlife in... it's just a back grass area!
[Sue:] Well I know. So what what
[Mark:] Unless it's long, you won't get anything in there.
[Sue:] what Bonnie was saying was erm... don't you mean the common area bit, you know, the bit at the back? She didn't seem to know, I thought well I'm not really
[Mark:] No.
[Sue:] worried about it I'm sure! And if he is doing that I don't think he'll mind us going on there cos the other dogs that have started walking on there, do you know what I mean? Can't really stop that
[Mark:] Well I haven't
[Sue:] much.
[Mark:] Well I haven't many... really.
[Sue:] But if you walk through there I bet you haven't boarded those. I mean
[Mark:] No.
[Sue:] Sally was talking about it.
[Mark:] Yeah, well she should of, she should
[Sue:] she's a bit
[Mark:] have had that.
[Sue:] Yeah I know. And she ooh you know I've spoken to Scott and asked him. And I thought yeah I know mate, you might of now but you bloody well hadn't a year ago well I said well... so I said before we even put the on the field once we'd phoned him up asked. Alright, alright she said. And I bloody well know that when we... you know, first moved there and we're in the caravan she hadn't asked him and they'd already been there eighteen months!
[Mark:] Felt guilty as hell the first time I went on there!
[Sue:] Yeah, but you did have permission.
[Mark:] Well that's me all over isn't it?
[Sue:] Yeah but we had permission.
[Mark:] Not for the first time.
[Sue:] We did!
[Mark:] No, it was the day we went to get Bunny I think wasn't it? The day you went to get Bunny and I had terrible hay fever.
[Sue:] Oh yeah, on the common land. That common land doesn't belong to Scott though. That belongs to that other git!
[Mark:] Yeah. Er
[Sue:] Before we went on Scott's land we had permission.
[Mark:] Right, come on then!... [bell ring] Ding dong!
[Sue:] What's this for?
[Mark:] Oh it's quite good, to stop people tripping over. Cos
[Sue:] Oh!
[Mark:] you thi, you look at it, you stand here in poor light... it just looks like the stain's continued through.
[Sue:] Yeah, true.
[Mark:] So you try and put those on. It's a good idea really.
[Sue:] Mm.
[Mark:] [singing] Dee dee dee dee dee dee []. Come on then!
[Dad:] Hello!
[Sue:] Hello!
[Mark:] Back again!
[Dad:] Hello! Hello!
[Sue:] Hello!
[Dad:] How you doing?
[Sue:] I'm alright John. And you?
[Mark:] Here's one Sue... battle of the sexes.
[Dad:] Very er... very er
[Sue:] Yeah, had it all cut John, it was too
[Dad:] innit?
[Sue:] long. Yeah.
[Mark:] Ooh ooh! [LAUGHTER]
[Dad:] How you doing then love?
[Sue:] I'm alright John, really.
[Mark:] Look at that fringe!
[Sue:] Just a bit er... my shoulder absolutely killing me carrying those bags yesterday but... apart from that I'm absolutely fine.
[Dad:] It all went off alright did it? Oh good!
[Sue:] Yeah. Yeah, it's alright I mean Be, Birmingham's an absolute dump but there you go!
[Dad:] Yeah.
[Sue:] Hello! Are you alright?
[Mum:] Good morning. I've put the kettle on for you.
[Sue:] Ooh yes please!
[Mark:] And a nice chunk of chocolate gunk!
[Dad:] [LAUGHTER]
[Mum:] She's she's cut it well.
[Sue:] She hasn't cut it badly Barbara, she's not, she's not as good as Lucy. And I think it's... I said to her when she was cutting it, I said look you know one side's longer than the other... and er
[Mark:] [LAUGHTER]
[Sue:] she re-cut it... and er... I still think it is, slightly... when you have that
[Mark:] Let's have a look.
[Sue:] turned under a bit more. No, it's that side. Isn't he?
[Dad:] No, you look alright. It's much softer than it was.
[Mark:] Yeah, well the... you move your head around so it's
[Dad:] You've got that cut
[Mark:] just difficult to sort of analyze.
[Sue:] I know, but it's better... it was too straggly.
[Dad:] Got this sort of silky look hasn't she, now?
[Mum:] Marky!
[Mark:] Oh thank you very much.
[Mum:] Yes. Piece of er... chocolate cake, Sue?
[Sue:] Yes please, and he's starving!
[Mark:] We didn't have a chance for breakfast this morning.
[Mum:] Ooh my God! Do you want toast as well?
[Sue:] Ooh yes please! [LAUGHTER]
[Mark:] What time's surgery, half eleven innit?
[Sue:] Yeah. Yep.
[Mum:] It's very cosy to have you here.
[Mark:] Mm mm. Swelly's here!
[Sue:] Oh is Swelly here?
[Mark:] Yeah.
[Sue:] I'll go and see Swelly!
[Dad:] Yeah, Yes,
[Mum:] Where is she then?
[Dad:] She's in her room.
[Mum:] Haven't you had breakfast either?
[Mark:] No. Well apart from half a slice of bread an... so some orange.
[Mum:] Ooh well. Who first?
[Mark:] We didn't even have any jam. We had three pots of jam in the fridge and they were all empty!
[Mum:] Who did that then?
[Mark:] I dunno. Sue... is ju and the pots back in the
[Mum:] Well... gotta make a good breakfast.
[Mark:] Mm mm.
[Mum:] Better lay the table.... Will that do, jam... and marmalade?
[Mark:] [sniff] I can smell gas.
[Mum:] to.
[Mark:] Erm marmalade or something. Oh, is that one that's left.
[Sue:] Yeah, I'll eat another one.
[Mum:] You want to get off.
[Mark:] Cor, can I have half a banana on mine?
[Mum:] Yep, you can have banana.
[Mark:] I'm sure Sue would like banana as well. [sigh] Oh!
[Mum:] Well if I had known, do you like?
[Mark:] Erm
[Mum:] Or?
[Mark:] I'll have a bit after my toast. I'll have a bit after my toast.
[Mum:] Right.... Oh aye, Mark you didn't say anything you're so modest. Now,.
[Mark:] Cold again out there.
[Mum:] Yeah. It is cold. It's lovely! Where did they?
[Sue:] Oh what was it called? It's erm... a cancel for a holiday form.
[Mum:] holiday?
[Sue:] On the holiday.
[Mark:] Oh you got some smoke problems there as well
[Mum:] On the holiday?
[Mark:] John.
[Sue:] Yeah.
[Dad:] No, it's erm, just
[Mum:] What, the study of?
[Sue:] Yeah.
[Dad:] Cos mum should of shut the door so that the wood has er
[Sue:] So, oh
[Dad:] you know.
[Sue:] Yeah.
[Mum:] Yeah?
[Sue:] Where do you want this? It's all, it's all very interesting actually and erm... so she did.
[Mark:] Gotta get, I'll find er probably needs rebuilt.
[Sue:] Talking on the subject and then it's, they're talking about genetics and things. Oh, it's all the
[Mum:] Can you keep up with it?
[Sue:] Well... it
[Mum:] you can?
[Sue:] Well, yes and no really, it's all... related to D N A and cell division and they're really getting into... different sorts now of how cancer is occurring. It's really very interesting!
[Mum:] Oh! Do you have to study at night then?
[Sue:] Yeah, I have been cos I've been bored really so all I do is study. And read books.
[Mum:] Look at the colours you got in that!
[Mark:] John you got smoke
[Sue:] [LAUGHTER] Yeah []!
[Mark:] coming in the room!
[Sue:] But erm
[Dad:] Mm, that's just coming off the doors.
[Sue:] Yeah I've got to do a project, I'm gonna do a teaching package at work and
[Dad:] See, that's gonna burn off
[Sue:] I
[Dad:] now you see.
[Sue:] can teach the others at work.
[Mark:] Oh I see you... it's a tarred all with the fronts of
[Dad:] Yeah, tarred
[Mark:] the
[Dad:] Yeah, just a bit you see, else, because of wood
[Mark:] Oh blimey! Makes a lot of mess dunnit?
[Sue:] Yeah.
[Dad:] Mm.
[Sue:] So they... what would that be
[Mark:] Yeah but that's the old tree, that came down
[Dad:] Yeah.
[Mark:] years ago!
[Sue:] Well, yeah
[Dad:] Yeah.
[Mark:] That'll be all dried out by now.
[Dad:] Well it is dry but it's still full of resin innit? I mean it does make smoke er... maybe.
[Mum:] Is that?
[Sue:] Well it's cheaper. So er... so I I remember I had to do one once, ear, nose and throat and everything and you're explaining to them where the... the erm... adenoid and tonsil and tissue was and oh my god talk about
[Isobel:] Mind you, I mean... it must be
[Sue:] They were up the level... that I was
[Isobel:] some woman... that have... but perhaps they've required so much more knowledge in the
[Sue:] Well it might be.
[Isobel:] that you, you notice it more.
[Sue:] Yeah.
[Isobel:] Right.
[Sue:] But... but no, you used to think they're doing, you're doing a good service aren't you?
[Isobel:] Mm.
[Sue:] I mean not all of them are like it but
[Isobel:] No.
[Sue:] but, but some of them, you know.
[Isobel:] Yeah, a bit irritating!
[Sue:] But er
[Mark:] What's wandle
[Isobel:] Wandle
[Sue:] They're not all of them are that committed
[Mark:] Oh wandle
[Sue:] to listen.
[Mark:] Wandle What the hell's wandle
[Isobel:] Oh!... Did you find it very depressing?
[Sue:] Erm... no, not really everything
[Mark:] I'm getting really paranoid about the smoke coming in the room!
[Sue:] he said that totally run of the place.
[Mark:] Have you bought a new set John? You used to have
[Sue:] I mean
[Mark:] wooden ones.
[Sue:] They did it in X-ray ward and
[Dad:] No.
[Sue:] quite cos he... it's nothing much at all
[Dad:] this is the one.
[Sue:] They kept their coats for for.
[Dad:] They get a lot of use and play all the time.
[Sue:] But erm... no it's alright.
[Mark:] Oh!
[Isobel:] So, were th were they... different?
[Mark:] Quite a successful game really isn't
[Sue:] Erm
[Mark:] it?
[Sue:] they're not necessarily
[Mark:] You wouldn't mind the royalties for that anyway!
[Sue:] .
[Dad:] Look at that it fits it perfectly!
[Sue:] And we have a lot of experience.
[Mark:] The other co, other things come and go but
[Sue:] It's now up to them.
[Mark:] Scrabble goes on forever. You know, it's like Heinz beans! And erm
[Sue:] And it, I went to Birmin, Birmingham Children's Hospital
[Dad:] I eat, oh where you going? Oh!
[Sue:] and it was very to actually go to a children's
[Mark:] Two.
[Sue:] ward
[Mum:] Yeah.
[Sue:] and actually see
[Mark:] Shit!
[Sue:] and the way you got... but er... they you know. You know, it's alright in our manager levels but if you go higher than that then I mean they're just useless!
[Mum:] Mhm.
[Sue:] Waste of space really compared with a, paediatrics cos they er... hey haven't got the forethought or the.
[Mum:] Mm.
[Sue:] You know what I mean? Whereas you... I mean it's great you go into Birmingham Children's Hospital and it's red and blue and green and balloons and it was great! And, and we've just had our walls repainted and I furious with... with erm... Rita... cos all she we, all she got was these bloody pastel colours... I tell you if I was
[Mark:] Ah for kids?
[Sue:] out for blood! The place is, red and blue and greens.
[Dad:] They're they're alright for mature adults aren't they?
[Sue:] Eh?
[Dad:] They're alright for mature adults but pastel shades are too
[Sue:] They're boring!
[Dad:] boring for children aren't they?
[Sue:] You know I mean
[Dad:] kids like a bit of colour and
[Sue:] that's right!
[Dad:] and Mickey mice... and mouses or
[Sue:] That's it!
[Dad:] whatever you call it?
[Sue:] I mean we've got all that, you know
[Dad:] Mm.
[Sue:] but we're not allowed to put posters on the walls you know, it's better for them to stick them at
[Dad:] Mm.
[Sue:] or something.
[Mark:] Why not? Are they worried about... destroying the
[Sue:] Well no well
[Mark:] paint? Well use
[Mum:] Well
[Mark:] Blu-tac or something can't you?
[Mum:] That's right!
[Sue:] Well no you'd be amazed what they do, if you leave Blu Blu- tac up for a while how... it actually takes
[Dad:] Yeah, marks or
[Sue:] the paint as well
[Dad:] Yeah.
[Sue:] . And erm... their consultant he really annoys me he erm
[Dad:] The silly part about it though
[Sue:] he's one of these
[Dad:] they should have panels Sue, in a children's ward!
[Isobel:] Yeah, that's right.
[Sue:] Yeah, but we do
[Dad:] You know
[Sue:] have panels John but then
[Dad:] long, long plain pieces of area you could
[Sue:] Yeah.
[Dad:] easily, you have to put roller over, you know, a quick
[Sue:] That's right.
[Dad:] job and use that for poster area and not touch the rest.
[Sue:] But you'd be amazed actually the few small bits... areas there are, cos they put the, well the nice thing is it's a light building and there's loads of windows everywhere
[Dad:] Yeah.
[Sue:] and there aren't big stretches of wall. I mean
[Mum:] Mm.
[Sue:] I said to Cathy, look, why don't we get the polytechnic to erm, do a mirage? [LAUGHTER]... I think she thought I was mad! And I said, look, get them to do a section of mirage and then it up on the ceiling
[Mark:] Mm.
[Sue:] all the way across.
[Mark:] Well can't they paint it straight on in the mi, on the ceiling?
[Sue:] No.
[Dad:] Sistine Chapel job!
[Sue:] You're joking! Yeah.
[Mark:] Well like, remember that programme we saw when they... they did that thing for the kiddies' hospital didn't they?
[Sue:] That's right.
[Mark:] Er Anneka Rice thing
[Sue:] I might have a go actually see who I can get to do it.
[Mark:] and she erm... they got these
[Mum:] What is it?
[Mark:] people in to paint all the corridors, this place was really dowdy wasn't it?
[Sue:] Yeah.
[Mark:] All
[Sue:] I mean our place is nothing like that, I mean it isn't dowdy but... they can probably put up wall coverings, scrap piece of paper, and they were... drawings that the kids had ju, had drawn for us you know, and we said, look here mate, get stuffed, you know!
[Dad:] Well the thing is Sue that so many people... don't have any feeling for chi for children like that
[Sue:] Yeah.
[Dad:] do they? That they do their work and th and and
[Sue:] Mm.
[Dad:] they're conscientious and everything but the a child's painting is seen ju a bit of scrap paper!
[Sue:] Mm.
[Dad:] But I mean that's a child's expression and that's
[Sue:] Mm.
[Dad:] their work an an
[Sue:] That's right!
[Dad:] you know if you were pre, you can communicate with the children through that piece of paper
[Sue:] Yeah.
[Dad:] but if you
[Sue:] That's right.
[Dad:] destroy it, there, you've lost contact with them, even I know that!
[Sue:] Mm.
[Mark:] Mm.
[Sue:] Breakfast is ready I think John.
[Dad:] Breakfast is ready!
[Sue:] Ooh look at that!
[Mum:] Marky can you put it on the table please?
[Mark:] What are they? Oh, apples! I thought they were potatoes!
[Sue:] So erm... we shall see anyway.
[Mark:] Oh well done!
[Mum:] Well done, yeah!
[Dad:] , Sue.
[Mark:] Whoosha!
[Mum:] It's so hot or what?
[Mark:] Thank you. No, I just dropped it.
[Sue:] No, it.
[Mark:] Come on Sue, grub up!
[Sue:] Right... yep.
[Mark:] Toast and jam mate! Ooh ooh ooh ha!
[Sue:] I think he did.
[Mark:] Half a banana. Cheese and sprouches There's a good word for, sprouches [LAUGHTER]
[Mum:] [LAUGHTER]
[Mark:] Er... now, what's that?
[Dad:] I'm glad you found it successful.
[Sue:] Yeah, so it's it's it's good John.
[Mark:] Oh sprouches yeah!
[Sue:] It's good for me, you know, get my brain going again!
[Mark:] Two... they alright?
[Dad:] Yeah.
[Mark:] How old are
[Sue:] And er
[Mark:] these cakes?
[Mum:] They're.
[Sue:] It's very
[Mark:] Are they?
[Sue:] interesting actually, how the, how the advanced drugs work, I've never looked into in that detail.
[Dad:] Yeah but
[Mum:] I made those, the biggest one for.
[Sue:] Yeah.
[Dad:] the chain
[Sue:] And the other is mine.
[Dad:] what actually happens to each
[Mark:] Right.
[Dad:] section of the
[Mark:] Sue!
[Dad:] are they getting
[Mark:] Tuck in.
[Dad:] down
[Mum:] She is.
[Dad:] to the nitty gritty?
[Sue:] I mean...
[Dad:] I had a
[Mum:] Where did you get it from?
[Dad:] a marvellous story before
[Mark:] But the mum of
[Dad:] it's a bit like
[Mark:] John says, it's alright.
[Sue:] That's right.
[Dad:] English and enable you to understand
[Sue:] Mm.
[Mark:] Oh hang on! No, that's John's, piggy!
[Sue:] Alright.
[Mark:] That's yours. There you go.
[Sue:] Oh thank you! I'm getting spoilt.
[Dad:] Yeah I should think that's quite
[Mark:] Splendid!
[Dad:] er
[Mum:] !
[Dad:] quite interesting.
[Sue:] Ooh butter.
[Mark:] Oh, butter! I've got it over here, it's alright.
[Sue:] Yes, it's erm
[Dad:] I I watched a
[Sue:] it's really good!
[Dad:] on er... Open University about er... er these er drugs designed to... you know... er well
[Sue:] Yeah.
[Dad:] a lot of them were... too complicated for me to explain to you but I mean I appreciated the... the miracle of it all, like they could actually... take the thing to pieces
[Sue:] Yeah.
[Dad:] to that extent, you know.
[Sue:] Yeah.
[Dad:] And they got it down to, not the bricks but the sand that the bricks was made of because
[Sue:] Mm.
[Mum:] Oh here you are John, here's a piece of cake. Anyone else, piece of cake?
[Mark:] Cor, finish me! There's half a
[Mum:] Chocolate cake?
[Mark:] banana for you.
[Sue:] Mm.
[Mark:] Don't eat it all!
[Mum:] Mm.
[Sue:] Oh is it home made?
[Dad:] I passed a great big pile of wood in a ditch yesterday afternoon and I
[Mark:] Bet that was painful!
[Dad:] and I reached down to er
[Mark:] [LAUGHTER]
[Dad:] gather the wood up but that was too far to go and
[Mum:] Are you having fun Marky? Marky?
[Mark:] Well it's just that... dad said he passed a great big piece of wood, I said that must have been painful!
[Mum:] [LAUGHTER]
[Mark:] [LAUGHTER]
[Mum:] This is my little trick too. Sprouche and. Like this you see.
[Mark:] Any excuse!
[Mum:] Mm mm, it's my little trick!
[Mark:] It's like the er... the honey and the
[Mum:] Yeah.
[Mark:] and the su and the stuff.
[Mum:] Mm.... What are you doing?
[Sue:] Well I've just been back, haven't been yet. So I shall again.
[Mark:] Yeah, so we're gonna have a dossy day today.
[Mum:] Was the train journey very tiring?
[Sue:] No,no well not really Elly, trouble is I had my bag with me and erm... it's carrying it across the Underground... but it's quite a way across the Underground cos you have go
[Isobel:] Back pack... that's what you need, definitely.
[Sue:] Yeah I know, but I don't
[Isobel:] I know they look awful
[Sue:] I ca, oh I'm not bothered about that but I can't be bothered to buy one just for... four
[Isobel:] Jus
[Sue:] weeks.
[Isobel:] no, just borrow mine.
[Sue:] Mm.
[Isobel:] If you want. But tha that will stop your back ache.
[Sue:] Well I'm just not gonna take as much stuff. Erm, you have to go from Liverpool Street... on the... Circle Line to... to Moorgate and then get the Northern Line... to... Euston. I can get another train from there.
[Dad:] And London is still as grotty and as horrible as I suppose!
[Sue:] Well, I was actually im, very impressed with the Underground cos I do, I haven't been to Euston before and the Underground is really... I mean, it's modern but it's clean and it's actually
[Dad:] And it's smoke-free now isn't it?
[Sue:] loads
[Mark:] Mhm.
[Sue:] and loads better and th the Underground
[Mark:] And they keep them a lot cleaner now.
[Sue:] Yeah, that's right.
[Mark:] Cos of fire and things.
[Sue:] Loads better, really looking better.
[Mum:] Oh right!
[Dad:] Well the Charing Cross disaster probably
[Sue:] Yeah, exactly.
[Dad:] kicked somebody's arse!
[Sue:] Mm. So, it's... it's certainly loads better. I mean, Birmingham's a dump, but I mean
[Dad:] Mm.
[Sue:] the area where I am... I mean it isn't too bad but it's, it's not brilliant by any means, no. But I mean the B and B's alright and er... they've paid for me to have an ensuite room... and a... quite reasonable... breakfast so
[Mum:] Right... here.
[Sue:] Mm mm.
[Mum:] You got a big
[Dad:] Well do you think of our Sharon then?
[Sue:] Mm, yeah.
[Dad:] Did you hear about our Sharon?
[Sue:] Mm! Mm!
[Dad:] Got her job.
[Sue:] Great! Mm! Yeah.
[Dad:] Her sister, the daughter-in-laws are making a take over little by little!
[Sue:] That's right.
[Mum:] Or Cathy, she'll soon.
[Sue:] Mm, I don't know about that Elly.
[Mum:] Well, possibility. You're probably in charge anyway!
[Sue:] Yeah but... I've got to the move to the next ward soon.
[Isobel:] What's that?
[Sue:] Well the big... there's gonna be big problems really because erm... there used to be two of us that were F grades, yeah? Well there used to be just me but then they've employed another one... and we were so fed up with being on nights that we said look, I'm afraid we've had enough of this, you know... so she... I said to her how about you allocate us each to a ward you see
[Mark:] I've got to do it for a week haven't I? So
[Sue:] I know but you don't have to do it every single day do you?
[Mark:] Why not? I'm not talking dirty [LAUGHTER] or anything are we?
[Sue:] No of course.
[Mark:] I should of said it.
[Sue:] Have you got to do it when you?
[Mark:] No, you have though. [LAUGHTER]... [LAUGHTER] You know what happened last time I did that []!
[Sue:] [LAUGHTER]
[Mark:] There you go! No chance! Oh my God, it's a big one! Don't flick it though! Fworr! God! No wonder he was keen to get going! [cough]... Oh!
[Sue:] [LAUGHTER]... might be the same as you. can't be that long.
[Mark:] We're not having too early a lunch are we?
[Sue:] I hope not.
[Mark:] Cos I'm not very hungry at the moment.
[Sue:] Oh it's just nice to have a dossy Saturday, know what I mean?
[Mark:] It's lovely in here... sheltered from the wind.
[Sue:] I know. This time last Saturday we were... frantically doing that painting.
[Mark:] before it got dark. [LAUGHTER]
[Sue:] Yeah.
[Mark:] Ooh! Lucky's here!
[Sue:] Alright?
[Mark:] He's come to say hello.
[Sue:] Mm.
[Mark:] Chassie!
[Sue:] [LAUGHTER]
[Mark:] [LAUGHTER]
[speaker001:] [LAUGHTER] Both bigger than you, you've lost three []!
[Sue:] How old's yours?
[speaker001:] Five months.
[Sue:] Oh right, yeah. [LAUGHTER]... Hello!
[Mark:] Who's over here?
[speaker001:] There's your old puppy.
[Sue:] Come on big boy! I better get hold of him.
[Mark:] Don't seem to slow down when they get older do they?
[speaker001:] Yeah. Quite frightened cos he [LAUGHTER] don't know you [].
[Mark:] Come on Charlie!
[speaker001:] the dog.
[Sue:] Go on, go with.
[speaker001:] Go on then.
[Sue:] [LAUGHTER] Come on []!
[speaker001:] Come on, let's go! Eh?
[Mark:] Charlie!
[Sue:] Charles, come on!
[Mark:] [whistling]
[Sue:] Shall we go up here or round there. Shall we go up through here?
[Mark:] I don't mind.
[Sue:] Charlie this way!
[Mark:] It's a bit cold up on the field isn't it?
[Sue:] Put the brakes on. Come on!
[Mark:] Well watch that claw! [yawn]
[Sue:] At least he hasn't gotta worry now. I'm sure it was that give him trouble.
[Mark:] Yeah,.
[Sue:] Well you know, you know it
[Mark:] Put one in, put the pill in, put another one in.
[Sue:] Yeah, literally!
[Mark:] Mm.
[Sue:] And you've gotta get them like this... so he sees the next one coming so he doesn't think ooh, he's seen this, he's thinking of this one and not this one. [LAUGHTER] Oh
[Mark:] He just gulps down the one he's got!
[Sue:] That's right. That's right, he doesn't think sort of, does he?
[Mark:] Come on sniffy! Here are, here's your ball! Chassie, bally! Bally, come on! Come on!
[Sue:] Charles, come on! Morning!
[speaker001:] Morning!
[Mark:] Morning!
[speaker001:] Good morning!
[Mark:] Charlie, come on!... [whistling]
[speaker001:] Has he hurt his paw?
[Mark:] Yeah.
[speaker001:] Hello! Oh! Go on!
[Mark:] Thanks! Cheers! Come on you!
[Sue:] What would your life be without dogs, eh?
[Mark:] Quieter probably.
[Sue:] [LAUGHTER]... You love it! You know I think he mocks!
[Mark:] No, I can see.
[Sue:] Mark! Do you remember that Saturday I remember sitting on the stairs, Mark, look what I've seen in your paper!
[Mark:] Well I did promise you a doggy didn't I?
[Sue:] I know. I know you were good.
[Mark:] Ow!
[Sue:] Look what I've seen in the paper Mark!,ca can we go and have a look? Well we don't really want a long-haired! Well can we go and have a look anyway Mark?
[Mark:] Mm. Come on!
[Sue:] Then we went and had a
[Mark:] Get your ball!
[Sue:] look and this bastard comes thundering up that road and you go... oh my god!
[Mark:] No! Oh no!
[Sue:] But then you were the first one to say to me when we took him out, oh what do you think? Didn't you?
[Mark:] Oh he was alright once he went out wasn't he?
[Sue:] Yeah.
[Mark:] Oh no! The horses! Honey, you better go and get her! Ooh my god! Bloody hell! I'm amazed!
[Sue:] She's not here. No, Honey don't go in there!
[Mark:] Honey.
[Sue:] [shouting] Honey out []!
[Mark:] [shouting] Out! Out!
[Sue:] [shouting] Honey []!
[Mark:] Out!
[Sue:] Hey!
[Mark:] [shouting] eh []!
[Sue:] Come here!
[Mark:] Good girl. They would of.... Mm.
[Sue:] little dog at one of the horse and they kick its legs and that was a nasty... blamed the dog. Good idea that you know,.
[Mark:] Yeah, well they get... they're probably used to the horses actually... er, dogs. There's people with dogs down here all the time aren't they? They've all got little rugs on! Keep them warm?
[Sue:] Yeah, that's what we use them for... but I'm sure she's... running. Oh god I wonder if we'll have kids that want ponies... Oh god!
[Mark:] Oh no, no no, no, no, they're not gonna have ponies or football! If our kids wanna go to the football it'll be... well erm
[Sue:] You can ride ponies but I don't think we could actually afford one.
[Mark:] go and do a paper round and you can go then can't you?
[Sue:] Don't think we can afford to erm... keep ponies.
[Mark:] Got nowhere to put them anyway! I wouldn't, erm, I wouldn't have er... horses or ponies unless we had
[Sue:] Well you, would you
[Mark:] couple of acres at least to put them on.
[Sue:] If it came to it you could keep them at the Chestnuts over the road. Bonnie, come on!
[Mark:] Bon!
[Sue:] And stable them. We could build a stable, put them at the bottom of the garden... and how expensive the
[Mark:] Stables at the bottom of our garden?
[Sue:] Yeah.
[Mark:] We could always ask Scott [LAUGHTER] if we could put them on []!
[Sue:] I know, the Chestnut... is over the road.
[Mark:] Chestnut? Oh what the er... well would they
[Sue:] Erm
[Mark:] well I supp
[Sue:] what is her name?
[Mark:] Oh yeah!
[Sue:] Mandy.
[Mark:] Do you reckon she would er
[Sue:] ... yeah.
[Mark:] Oh right!
[Sue:] But, I mean... horses are expensive
[Mark:] So they're not all her horses then?
[Sue:] No! No, no, no!
[Mark:] Oh I didn't reali, I thought they were all hers.
[Sue:] No! She has erm... you know, people keep their horses there.
[Mark:] So what does she do just maintain the stables?
[Sue:] Yeah.
[Mark:] They so, cos they bi, built some new stables didn't they?
[Sue:] , yeah.
[Mark:] Yeah.
[Sue:] But er, no I don't know I hope not! I sort of looked on the... on the board and saw a... thirteen two pony for sale... been shown last year... so it's probably a... sort of a working man's pony, you know, that sort of class.
[Mark:] Yeah.
[Sue:] A thousand quid!
[Mark:] [LAUGHTER] Cor []!
[Sue:] And it looked a nice pony one.
[Mark:] A thousand quid, you've gotta be joking! They nick your car away.
[Sue:] Well if the steering lock's not on obviously quite easily.
[Mark:] Yeah but... if the key's not in there... and you turn the wheel it locks in straight away anyway!
[Sue:] Yeah, that's true.
[Mark:] Or you could do an Arnold Schwarzenegger, just go... break the lock!
[Sue:] Yeah, the trouble with the steering lock is the same... Ford or an Astra.
[Mark:] Possibly....
[Sue:] I'm in fifth gear... give it some welly!
[Mark:] Well you're still in third.
[Sue:] I know.
[Mark:] Well you won't you spoilt it.
[Sue:] Come on! Cor blimey, in this bloke!
[Mark:] Look out a car. Cor that's seen some service! [LAUGHTER] It was knackered! Did you see it []?
[Sue:] Yeah.
[Mark:] Shot away.... It's time to get in the bath again.
[Sue:] It's gone ever so quickly, these have grown up.
[Mark:] I know, nice though.
[Sue:] Mm.
[Mark:] Are we gonna be here all day now then?
[Sue:] I don't think so, no.... goody good! There we go!
[Mark:] Right. When has Charlie gotta start on his pills then?
[Sue:] Well... they they've halved the tablet twice a day to get into the.... Until that's what I've gotta do.
[Mark:] Right.... This car is a mess!... Yeah, you'll be driving this one well I'll have a new one.
[Sue:] Oh no!
[Mark:] I'm the one who deserves a new one I've been driving around in a van for three years!
[Sue:] You're gonna have
[Mark:] Wait!
[Sue:] a new one....
[Mark:] No, you're gonna have this one, you're gonna
[Sue:] No I won't.
[Mark:] continue with your old one.
[Sue:] No I'm not!
[Mark:] Chas, here, wait!... Well, I'm just concerned about cats in there. Wait! Wait! Wa... You got the key Sue? You gotta lock the boot up. You've got to lock the boot. The boot... you've gotta lock! Alright.... Oh dear!
[Sue:] Well you can
[Mark:] Wait!
[Sue:] quickly wipe it up while I get them a drink darling. Just dump it at the door there.
[Mark:] This do, gate's jamming isn't it?
[Sue:] Yeah it is.
[Mark:] Ah dear! It's so swollen.
[Sue:] ... [whistling]... Oh Honey, we've just taken you out!
[Mark:] Hello trouble!
[Pauline:] Hello dear!
[Derek:] Hello.
[Sue:] an hour.
[Pauline:] Hello my love, how are you?
[Derek:] Yeah so we o, we ordered the part.
[Mark:] We're coming in.
[Pauline:] It's cold.
[Mark:] It's freezing
[Pauline:] It's cold isn't it?
[Mark:] in there.
[Pauline:] Mm.
[Derek:] Oh!
[Pauline:] But it's not quite as cold today as it was yest, you know during the week cos it's then erm
[Derek:] I think it's colder today
[Mark:] Hello Derek.
[Derek:] than it was yesterday. Hello Mark.
[Pauline:] Do you really?
[Sue:] He's duffed another claw in anyway so
[Mark:] Yeah.
[Sue:] more antibiotics!
[Mark:] More money! More bills!
[Derek:] Yeah, I know.
[Sue:] What do you think's gonna happen then? He's been doing it last year... on this foot... mm, I think it was claw.
[Mark:] Check my shoes.
[Derek:] Yeah.
[Sue:] All infected
[Pauline:] Yeah.
[Derek:] Yeah.
[Sue:] he had two lots of antibiotics then and an anaesthetic.
[Pauline:] Mm.
[Sue:] Well now he's done... this one
[Mark:] This
[Sue:] one on this foot.
[Pauline:] Yeah.
[Sue:] So what happened, I thought... the nail had broken off, well I knew that and I
[Pauline:] Yeah.
[Sue:] thought... erm... that the tissue was growing... but then I looked at it last night and it was a bit
[Derek:] Oh!
[Pauline:] Yes.
[Sue:] and er... perhaps I thought it was infected and she said yeah animals, he's got, I mean we've caught it early, so
[Pauline:] Yeah.
[Sue:] so he's only got the we had wrong but
[Pauline:] Yes.
[Sue:] erm
[Pauline:] and he's not
[Sue:] No.
[Pauline:] but it's it's not, just looks and it will do for a while.
[Sue:] Yeah, yeah he he... he doesn't particularly like you touching it, cos it's er still
[Pauline:] No.
[Sue:] a bit sore. When he gets on to the old antibiotics he
[Pauline:] Good lord! I see.
[Sue:] Good old... twelve, thirteen quid!
[Pauline:] Ooh,
[Sue:] goes quickly, I know he's terrible! I mean, Honey, considering she's older, touch wood... and, you know... hardly
[Pauline:] She
[Sue:] costs a penny!
[Pauline:] Yeah.
[Sue:] And she off of you and
[Derek:] Yeah.
[Pauline:] That's it.
[Mark:] He's a hooligan!
[Pauline:] Isn't that infuriating though!
[Sue:] Well... no. Oh oh oh oh!
[Derek:] Yeah, that's the trouble innit? It's like all these things they say when you go to the vet and that.
[Mark:] Well, when you think how much they must earn in an hour cos Sue was only in there ten minutes! [LAUGHTER]
[Derek:] Yeah, yeah.
[Mark:] So it's twelve pound, well I mean that's the tablets
[Sue:] And that because she wanted a chat the same as me.
[Derek:] Yeah.
[Sue:] So... do you like my hair?
[Pauline:] Yes!
[Sue:] I've had a
[Pauline:] Elizabeth Taylor!
[Derek:] Ooh I say! [LAUGHTER] Oh oh dear []!
[Sue:] What do you you mean, oh dear?
[Pauline:] I said you look like
[Mark:] More bills, more money see what I mean!
[Pauline:] Elizabeth
[Derek:] [LAUGHTER] Yeah []!
[Pauline:] Taylor.
[Derek:] Yeah, yeah!
[Sue:] Why Elizabeth Taylor?
[Pauline:] back in erm
[Sue:] What do you mean? Cleopatra?
[Derek:] No I was thinking that I've seen her... perhaps I was thinking, you know, you remind me of it.
[Sue:] What a cheek! She don't remind you of anybody she is who she is!
[Derek:] No I meant one of the film actresses that... has it done that way or something,
[Sue:] Well it was long and it was straggly and it got on my nerves!
[Derek:] Oh!
[Sue:] So I thought I'll have it cut to this length.
[Pauline:] Mhm.
[Derek:] I see, mm.
[Sue:] You don't like it father?
[Derek:] No, oh yes I do, yes, yes. I was trying to think, you know
[Pauline:] Much thicker than.
[Sue:] Yes.
[Derek:] Oh!
[Pauline:] Well I think
[Sue:] We're getting it we're getting there... are we?
[Pauline:] you look
[Derek:] Yeah. Yes,yo you are actually.
[Sue:] Ooh!
[Mark:] Splendid! Sue's gonna make one when we get home so that'll be two apple
[Sue:] Yeah, she will.
[Mark:] pies!
[Pauline:] [LAUGHTER]
[Derek:] Oh!
[Mark:] Can I have a drink? I'm gasping!
[Pauline:] Yes dear. Erm... yep, you know we're gonna have one, ooh I'll show you these bed covers you done, have you? What dear?
[Mark:] Can I have some of this grape juice?
[Derek:] Oh yeah.
[Mark:] Oh it's already open that's alright.
[Derek:] Yeah.
[Mark:] Apple pie, ha!
[Pauline:] Well how you've been doing this week?
[Mark:] Er... well it's gone on very quickly actually. I've just
[Pauline:] Has it?
[Mark:] erm
[Pauline:] Well you've had plenty to do haven't you Mark? The dogs and everything to see to.
[Mark:] Yeah, it's amazing, you get home take the dogs... get them their food, have some tea, and it's sort of half past eight you know.
[Pauline:] Half past eight, that's right, yeah! And by that time you're a bit tired and you think
[Mark:] Go on.
[Pauline:] cor what
[Mark:] Yeah,fo... was hoping to get more done but... ooh that's
[Pauline:] Yeah.
[Mark:] funny!
[Pauline:] Well you can't erm... you can't do miracles. You've only got one pair of hands.
[Mark:] I just played around in my studio a bit really and
[Pauline:] Yes.
[Mark:] watched the telly and
[Pauline:] Mm.
[Mark:] do a bit of O U and se... about it really, ha!
[Pauline:] Yeah.
[Mark:] And it's Friday again.
[Pauline:] Yeah. A a as I say... it do it does go quickly when you... you know, work, as I say, you got the dogs in the morning, the dogs in the evening and you got to feed them and
[Mark:] Mum an, mum and dad... expected me to come up last week
[Pauline:] Did they? Mm.
[Mark:] Some time in the evening and er
[Pauline:] Yeah. I don't know how you could of done it!
[Mark:] I just er... didn't get round to it. No! As I say, if you... by the time you get home... and then you got to exercise them... erm... and then you've got to get back... and feed them... and then feed yourself... and keep warm... and think of... you know, what you got to wear the next day... the time's gone! That's right, and I've I got the er... pen finished off on Sunday.
[Pauline:] Oh you did?
[Mark:] Yeah. Cut a hole in the shed and
[Pauline:] Yeah.
[Mark:] and erm
[Pauline:] Oh that's good!
[Mark:] you know, got them a
[Pauline:] Is it alright?
[Mark:] bit of soft... yeah! I mean they've kept it re really clean! I mean, I haven't had to clean it out at all.
[Pauline:] Good!
[Mark:] You know, so they obviously think it's like the floor in the house you know.
[Pauline:] Yeah. Yeah. Oh that's excellent!
[Mark:] Which is quite handy.
[Pauline:] Yeah.
[Mark:] It's a lot neater and we've cut the door down to size so that
[Pauline:] Mhm.
[Mark:] and er... ooh it's an. Erm... yeah cos you know before we had the fence and then there was a gate which was quite tall? And I've cut
[Pauline:] Yeah.
[Mark:] I've cut a bit off that, about a quarter of it
[Pauline:] Yeah.
[Mark:] so it's the same height as the fence and
[Pauline:] Yeah.
[Mark:] put all the posts in.
[Pauline:] Mhm.
[Mark:] We've got loads of fencing left
[Pauline:] Yeah.
[Mark:] which we're gonna put along the top of the house. Then we
[Pauline:] Aha.
[Mark:] can grow some... so honeysuckle or something up it.
[Pauline:] Yeah. Good idea! Mhm. We can all use it, can't you, for, you know the... when you're... organize the... whatever..., the actual garden you can erm... use it for... well anything you want!
[Mark:] That's right.
[Pauline:] Things that you... might be able to grow.
[Mark:] Pastry making, eh?
[Pauline:] Yep.
[Mark:] Poor old Sue was absolutely whacked when she got home last night!
[Pauline:] Bet she was!
[Mark:] Yeah.
[Pauline:] [whispering] I bet she was []!
[Mark:] Just crashed out! I did the tea
[Pauline:] Yes.
[Mark:] she wanted to watch this film, I said no you don't get into bed you know?
[Pauline:] Yeah.
[Mark:] She was asleep within ten minutes.
[Pauline:] I bet! Best way er
[Mark:] And she's full of beans again this morning.
[Pauline:] Yeah. They are a... I mean, quite honestly these courses are... these things... erm... they're not gonna do them... you know, they're not just sort of... fairy things you've got quite a bit of erm... thinking to do and and so on and they're... pretty exhausting!
[Mark:] Yeah, it's er
[Pauline:] Even so they're not gonna do them
[Mark:] been getting pretty technical.
[Pauline:] Yeah! Well she ought
[Mark:] She was telling me a bit about it. All these new sort of, genetic techniques and stuff
[Pauline:] Yeah.
[Mark:] like that.
[Pauline:] Yeah. Yeah... it's not
[Mark:] Bit beyond me!
[Pauline:] Mm. Not very erm... easy to er... when you, you can't just sort of er... and Sue being... you know, the type of person she is... she's erm... only gonna do it... er... very enthusiastically, isn't
[Mark:] Mm.
[Pauline:] she? She's gonna put all that she's got into it, yeah.
[Mark:] Well she said it's... given her a new sort of er... zest for the job, you know.
[Pauline:] That's right.
[Mark:] Doing this course.
[Pauline:] Yes. Because it's a different erm... different outlook... or as you say, different erm... a different thingumabob with regard to the job... altogether.
[Mark:] How long have people been making pastry for?
[Pauline:] Mm?
[Mark:] How long have people been making [LAUGHTER] pastry []?
[Pauline:] Yeah.
[Mark:] Years and years
[Pauline:] Yes. Years, as you say. Yep!
[Mark:] And then you, fill up the holes do you?
[Pauline:] Well, I do. Not like some people are a bit bored but
[Mark:] [LAUGHTER]
[Pauline:] [LAUGHTER]
[Mark:] Oh when I used to think when I was a kid and the stuff I used to eat, you know there's
[Pauline:] Yeah.
[Mark:] uncooked pastry and
[Pauline:] That's right [LAUGHTER] yeah [].
[Mark:] and I erm and and clean out
[Pauline:] It used to be the treat!
[Mark:] the bowl when mum made a cake.
[Pauline:] [LAUGHTER]
[Mark:] Ah!
[Pauline:] [LAUGHTER]
[Mark:] I think that's disgusting now!
[Pauline:] [LAUGHTER]
[Mark:] Ugh!
[Pauline:] I don't think it's disgusting, I think it's lovely I do! I used to do that... when my gran used to, when I was a little girl... when erm, my grandmother used to make cakes and she always used to save it for... for me.
[Mark:] Mm.
[Pauline:] You know? There are.
[Mark:] But you like a lot of sweet things when you're a kid don't you?
[Pauline:] Yeah. That's right.... Whoops!
[Derek:] when it comes up on, next year
[Mark:] Got some flour on the table.
[Sue:] Yeah.
[Derek:] you releas, your allowance is acceptable... you see? So you've gotta accept it in a... a form
[Sue:] Yeah.
[Mark:] What's all this paint doing here? You been painting something?
[Derek:] No.
[Sue:] No, we're going to.
[Mark:] Oh you got er
[Derek:] We've gotta do
[Mark:] Matchpots have you, or something?
[Derek:] Yeah, we done that.
[Sue:] Mhm.
[Derek:] And we've sorted out what we want.
[Sue:] Can I make
[Pauline:] Yes.
[Sue:] a cup of tea mum?
[Pauline:] Oh course, dear!
[Sue:] Is that alright?
[Pauline:] I should of put the kettle on for you but... I thought you were busy with... old father time here so I didn't er
[Derek:] Sorry!
[Sue:] Have you made one?
[Derek:] No I haven't dear, that was one
[Pauline:] We did earlier but not er... it's not erm... thingybob now... so, you will need erm... you will need er... put the kettle on again.
[Derek:] Yes, I've gotta do the ceiling... in the white and then we can start on the colour but we've... we have... with Matchpots what... we have erm... established that you can... put the paint on... on that... er, the paper, that paper
[Sue:] Yeah.
[Mark:] Mm mm.
[Derek:] so that will give a sort of a background... imprint you know? The way I've got it in
[Mark:] Mhm.
[Pauline:] Excuse me, please.
[Derek:] we'll get it
[Sue:] Yeah.
[Mark:] I'm tired now mate.
[Sue:] You are?
[Mark:] Yeah.
[Pauline:] Sorry!
[Sue:] Erm
[Mark:] Looks good!
[Sue:] You're tired darling cos you can actually relax now instead of thinking oh I've got to do the dogs now or you've got to do something else!
[Mark:] Yeah.
[Sue:] That's why you're
[Mark:] That's true.
[Sue:] feeling tired. So, you ain't gotta run round like a blue-arsed fly!
[Pauline:] Now I wonder where you got that expression from? Did dad tell
[Sue:] Oh
[Pauline:] you this morning I went
[Sue:] take that tape off darling.
[Mark:] Well I'm gonna, tell them later.
[Pauline:] Did you darling?
[Derek:] Dad tell you what?
[Pauline:] Did dad tell you what happened this morning?
[Sue:] No, why?
[Pauline:] We had a call at twenty past six... on the telephone
[Derek:] [LAUGHTER]
[Sue:] Pardon?
[Mark:] Hello.
[Sue:] Can we come in?
[Mark:] Just passing thought we'd pop in.
[Sue:] Thought we'd come and say hello.
[Mark:] Like your motor Spen!
[Spencer:] Oh hello!
[Mark:] Yeah smart! Don't wanna... wanna swop it for an Astra do you?
[Sue:] Oh!
[Spencer:] Er... well
[Sue:] you germ-ridden person!
[Spencer:] a little while.
[Sally:] Hello.
[Spencer:] How you doing?
[Mark:] Oh no, not ill!
[Sue:] She is, she's a germ-ridden person!
[Sally:] Want a cuppa!
[Sue:] No it's alright Sal, really we've had erm... our fill at mum and dad's.
[Mark:] Watching videos are you?
[Sue:] But we thought, since you're in the area we'd come
[Mark:] Idle!
[Sue:] and say hello.
[Mark:] [LAUGHTER]
[Sue:] Is it a good movie?
[Sally:] Thelma and Louise.
[Sue:] Thelma and Louise, I don't know.
[Sally:] Come and see the kitchen look, come and
[Sue:] Oh yes then.
[Sally:] see the kitchen.
[Sue:] How are you, alright?
[Mark:] Hello boysie!
[Sue:] Oh!
[Spencer:] I'm fine.
[Mark:] It's just the wife eh?
[Sue:] He's really ignorant!
[Sally:] Oh I know!
[Sue:] Ooh!
[Mark:] Hey!
[Sue:] What a difference!
[Mark:] Quite a nice thingy innit?
[Sue:] Oh no, it's nice Sal! And they've made a good job of tiling haven't they?
[Mark:] Yeah, it's alright that.
[Sally:] Oh you should of seen it Mark!
[Mark:] Before?
[Sally:] Ya, I mean
[Mark:] Bit iffy was it?
[Sally:] Erm... we're going
[Mark:] Different.
[Sally:] we're gonna finish the wallpapering
[Mark:] Oh that's right, all double and thing.
[Sue:] Very nice Spencer!
[Mark:] Yeah.
[Spencer:] Do you like it?
[Sue:] Yeah. Cor, what a difference eh? This looks totally different dunnit?
[Sally:] If that bedroom painted... the wall there.
[Spencer:] It's difficult choosing wallpaper. You been out choosing wallpaper?
[Sue:] Well what does it matter!
[Mark:] Yeah, there's nothing about these days is there?
[Sally:] Yeah you couldn't do it. That's why... I like but
[Mark:] That's one of the reasons we didn't bother we just painted it, you know?
[Sally:] Yeah.
[Mark:] Cos it's a pain hanging it!
[Sue:] Well we were gonna really but... you know,
[Sally:] Well we're gonna stuff like
[Mark:] Nice though.
[Sally:] this on the floor
[Spencer:] I really
[Sally:] should be interesting shouldn't it?
[Mark:] Is this... painted wood?
[Spencer:] They're either very, very, very poor or
[Sally:] I think so.
[Spencer:] so they're
[Mark:] Or is it er
[Spencer:] very sort of
[Sally:] Or is it?
[Spencer:] striking pattern
[Sally:] You tell me what
[Mark:] Fibreglass, or something like that.
[Sally:] Oh I think it's fibre whatever it is.
[Spencer:] No, that's wood, the doors
[Sally:] Is it? Oh!
[Spencer:] the cupboards and everything are wood but the only thing that's... the... compressed card are these
[Sue:] Yeah, pelmet things.
[Mark:] Yeah.
[Sue:] Mm! Yeah, it's nice!
[Mark:] Oh it's nice and clean isn't it?
[Sally:] [cough]
[Mark:] Clean.
[Sally:] Yeah, this has come up nicely now.
[Sue:] ?
[Sally:] Yeah.
[Sue:] And that goes right through to that one doesn't it?
[Sally:] Mm.
[Sue:] Yeah, not bad at all.
[Sally:] It needs a good er... good dust.
[Spencer:] There is, there's work... all the oil was in here I I I would imagine, yeah?
[Mark:] Yeah, yeah.
[Sue:] Yeah, we got erm nice windows which were nice
[Mark:] They were all made up as a batch weren't they?
[Sue:] actually. Mm.
[Mark:] Yep.
[Sue:] Mm.
[Sally:] Well, well honestly I'm quite pleased with them cos that... I mean
[Mark:] They look good!
[Sally:] like the grain of the others in there.
[Mark:] What was it like before you moved in then?
[Spencer:] A state!
[Sally:] It was all painted, you know, like.
[Sue:] Yeah, but i that was painted like that.
[Mark:] Oh Christ!
[Sally:] We could take that and be stripped this week couldn't we?
[Mark:] Have you put all the... coving up? Or is that theirs? No we're gonna do
[Sue:] Oh!
[Sally:] that.
[Spencer:] How, how it had been Mark is... you can see from the floor... here, there was a wall across here
[Mark:] Right.
[Spencer:] and then you had like a pantry
[Sally:] Yes, this was the pantry.
[Spencer:] there... er... like a... coal er... this was an outside toilet that you got into round there... and then... the end bit was a... coal... shed.
[Mark:] Oh right!
[Spencer:] So... the people knocked all that down, we... we didn't do
[Sue:] Mm.
[Spencer:] that but they've left... like the kitcheny bits here in the... a, what was the old kitchen area
[Mark:] Oh I see
[Spencer:] you know?
[Mark:] yeah.
[Spencer:] So what... we've done is like make a... into the kitchen and this will be a.
[Mark:] Mm.
[Sally:] Oh yeah.
[Sue:] Did you have to wallpaper the ceiling or was already
[Sally:] No.
[Sue:] done?
[Sally:] It was already done. Oh, it's quite decent actually, I mean it's not too bad.
[Mark:] Mm!
[Sue:] Oh!
[Mark:] It's quite a room, size. You're gonna put a table here are you?
[Sally:] Yeah.
[Mark:] Oh that's right.
[Sally:] But
[Mark:] Pretty good!
[Sally:] not too bad. they did chuck in the dishwasher! Yeah!
[Spencer:] That's a little winner of the thing.
[Sue:] Very good!
[Mark:] Save you having to wash up!
[Sue:] And how often do you have to use it then?
[Mark:] [LAUGHTER]
[Sally:] Every other day we're using it at the moment.
[Sue:] Oh not bad! Not bad! But no, he's made a nice good job of the
[Mark:] Yeah, it's quite popular the old dishwashers now.
[Sue:] tiling.
[Sally:] Yeah.
[Sue:] Yeah.
[Sally:] He has hasn't he?
[Sue:] Yeah.
[Spencer:] And like the th plumbing, you know the... another reason... fix it on, instead of having a drain... for that, a drain for the sink and a drain for this, they all go into one.
[Sue:] Yeah.
[Spencer:] Un under there
[Sue:] Mm. Much better.
[Spencer:] and then... out of the side which is... which is nice.
[Sue:] Mm.
[Mark:] Mm.
[Sue:] Yeah, it's very nice!
[Sally:] So when are you off to Outer Mongolia then?
[Sue:] I'm back to Outer Mongolia tomorrow. I got back last night toothbrush
[Sally:] Mm.
[Sue:] is still, still wet!
[Sally:] !
[Mark:] [LAUGHTER]... [LAUGHTER] Had a worried look on her face then []!
[Sally:] Oh darling!
[Sue:] Sorry!
[Mark:] Bonnie's face!
[Sally:] Never mind, pet!
[Sue:] Erm
[Spencer:] Where are you going?
[Sue:] Birmingham. I'm going to
[Spencer:] Birmingham?
[Sue:] Birmingham. Yeah, on a course.
[Spencer:] Oh!
[Sue:] And then I'll be
[Mark:] That's another week.
[Sue:] back tomorrow... for a week.
[Spencer:] Mm.
[Sue:] And then home for five weeks and back for another two weeks.
[Sally:] Oh!
[Spencer:] What's at Birmingham then? Why do you go to Birmingham?
[Sue:] Oh it's erm... they've got a, I mean it's a huge hospital! and
[Spencer:] Mm.
[Sue:] they've got a children's hospital there... and I'm doing a paediatric health course for a month.
[Spencer:] Oh right. So children with leukaemia and
[Sue:] All
[Spencer:] yeah?
[Sue:] Mm mm.
[Sally:] Whatever!
[Sue:] Mm. It's all good stuff!
[Spencer:] Can't be a lot of fun though can it?
[Sue:] Erm... well i it can be quite nice cos you... okay, you we you're speaking to parents and that who've had kids that have gone and died... you're not actually dealing with the kids themselves.
[Spencer:] Oh, so it's like dying and coming back!
[Sue:] It's all the theory of it and erm... hi-tech stuff.
[Spencer:] But then... what, are there people that are jus that are already qualified in that or?
[Sue:] No, no I'm the first one to go in.
[Spencer:] So at the moment, if you've got a... kid with cancer they can't go to Ipswich... or is it just a.
[Sue:] No, they do but we share the care with Addenbrooks... and... and er... I mean, the leukaemias do but some of the other kids don't.
[Mark:] Look like you was just about to say something then! [LAUGHTER]
[Sally:] You're just too big!
[Spencer:] So you're looking after Gary Lineker's little boy are you?
[Sue:] No, no, no, no, no... that one... that one's
[Sally:] He had to have.
[Sue:] I dunno, he's got a rare form of cancer but....
[Sally:] Mm, so... I'm very impressed! Can we go out in the garden do you think? is that alright?
[Sue:] It was blocking
[Mark:] It's open.
[Sue:] the door last time weren't they?
[Mark:] It's open.
[Sally:] Let's hope you should... see my... before.
[Mark:] Yeah, I didn't see it before.
[Sally:] It was a lovely green kitchen!
[Mark:] Green?
[Sue:] Green!
[Sally:] Sort of a
[Mark:] Ugh!
[Sally:] lime green wasn't it?
[Mark:] Oh!
[Spencer:] Mustard green? No.
[Mark:] Well the front here... this is green... going up the front isn't it?
[Spencer:] Yeah. Yeah, you get the effects from that don't you?
[Mark:] Yeah.
[Spencer:] It was green and yellow really, actually er
[Sally:] It was a sickly green wasn't it?
[Spencer:] in er..., green and yellow.
[Mark:] What you gonna do with the garden then?
[Spencer:] Erm, the idea is... we're gonna have that block... all we're gonna do is make er... this is very ambitious plan here... erm... we're gonna have... the problem with the drive at the moment is if you put one car in it's always the car
[Sue:] Mm.
[Spencer:] in front that you want
[Sue:] Mm.
[Spencer:] out first!
[Sue:] I like your car by
[Mark:] Yeah.
[Sue:] the way.
[Spencer:] [LAUGHTER] []
[Sally:] parked do you think!
[Sue:] Hey?
[Spencer:] The erm... we're gonna, we're gonna make a drive bit that goes in across where the lawn is now
[Mark:] Aha.
[Spencer:] so that you can have one car... there and another one up here.
[Sue:] Yeah.
[Spencer:] So, it'll be block paving all up here and around there... and down the side there.
[Sue:] So you, are you
[Mark:] Aha.
[Sue:] gonna have all this taken out?
[Spencer:] Yeah.
[Sue:] Yeah. Yeah.
[Spencer:] And do that... do that.
[Mark:] So you're gonna have, you're gonna have... get rid of the lawn at the front then... effectively?
[Spencer:] Yeah.
[Mark:] Yeah.
[Spencer:] And pave right over to the gate there so you, so that you can get either car out...... one one car... and bring up to the back of here and the other two across there. And then, coming through here... take it all the way up...... take this garage down... and bring the lawn across.
[Mark:] Are you gonna put another garage up or... just
[Spencer:] No.
[Mark:] won't bother?
[Spencer:] No. I find it's dangerous to be driving your car backwards and forwards across the... back door innit? You know, the kids?
[Sue:] Yeah.
[Mark:] Yeah, that's true.
[Spencer:] So then... you know, you've... you end up with quite a nice er... lawn... oh right!
[Mark:] You take this up?
[Sue:] Yeah,
[Spencer:] Yeah.
[Sue:] Oh and these were the gates were they?
[Spencer:] That's right,the, they were... they were gates at like the front of the house there.
[Mark:] Oh it's had all new windows put in some time hasn't it?
[Sue:] Mm!
[Spencer:] Yeah, all the windows except the... the kitchen of
[Mark:] Yeah.
[Spencer:] I I expect like yours, they're hard wood and then er aluminium at the
[Sue:] Yeah.
[Spencer:] side.
[Sue:] Yeah. No, ours are hard wood solid but
[Spencer:] Oh!
[Sue:] you know,
[Sally:] Yeah, yeah. Pretty good!
[Sue:] Yeah.
[Mark:] Oh you got a little shed!
[Spencer:] Got a little shed here. We got a greenhouse.
[Mark:] And some veggies!
[Sally:] And a sort of
[Mark:] Are these leeks?
[Sally:] things that I don't know what they, yes, I think
[Mark:] or or
[Sally:] they are.
[Mark:] bolted onions! [LAUGHTER]
[Sally:] [LAUGHTER]
[Mark:] What the hell are they?
[Spencer:] Probably er... strawberries.
[Mark:] The bed.
[Spencer:] What's that there?
[Mark:] Are they cabbages or something? Red cabbage.
[Sally:] Oh yeah.
[Spencer:] Yeah.
[Mark:] Yeah?
[Spencer:] These are.
[Sue:] Mm!
[Spencer:] Looks good!... Right. Nothing's growing very well in there.
[Mark:] Yeah, once you get that shed and that garage down you can er
[Spencer:] Be a nice size won't it?
[Mark:] be quite
[Sue:] Yes.
[Mark:] decent, yeah.
[Sue:] Mm.
[Mark:] Have you been watching that gardening programme? Friday evenings.
[Spencer:] No, it worries me!
[Mark:] Oh! [LAUGHTER] They've had some good ideas though.
[Sue:] It's quite good actually.
[Spencer:] Did you see that one... erm with... where... the, really old boy on a scrap yard, like a, and and then it was like a huge park!
[Sue:] No. No.
[Spencer:] He cleaned it up a bit... and a scrap yard and it, and this thing and they were like hills and... rock gardens, you know like
[Sue:] Oh really!
[Spencer:] hundreds of yards... long
[Mark:] Yeah.
[Spencer:] and and deep!
[Sue:] Yeah.
[Spencer:] This bloke, you know, had been working on it for fifty years nonstop and
[Sue:] Oh my god!
[Mark:] [LAUGHTER]
[Sue:] [LAUGHTER]
[Mark:] Yeah, Sue Sue wants it o over a weekend don't you?
[Spencer:] Just give up!
[Sue:] I can't, I just wanna sort of look out the window and it's changed completely! Not asking a lot now is it? [LAUGHTER]... Oh it's great!... Ah!
[Spencer:] the old boy.
[Sue:] Yeah.
[Mark:] Ah yeah.
[Sue:] Yeah.
[Mark:] And they build up the old.
[Sue:] Yeah and you don't even notice it do you? So these cupboards have gotta go on here but the door's gotta go up in the meantime?
[Sally:] Yep. Yep.
[Sue:] Oh right.
[Sally:] ,.
[Spencer:] We've still... we've still got a little bit of fiddling
[Sue:] Oh I see
[Spencer:] to do with the... what the... well... we've got... instead of all these individual prints I've got... I've got long ones cos if the
[Mark:] Yeah.
[Spencer:] floor is
[Sue:] Mm.
[Spencer:] very uneven. I'm gonna fit them. But until you finish the... your messing around you're better to leave the doors off aren't you?
[Mark:] What you gonna do on the floor?
[Spencer:] Well we're looking at... we were having a look this morning at erm... that vinyl floor covering stuff
[Sue:] Mm. Mm.
[Spencer:] would be best. Do you want to see if there's some wallpaper in here Mark?
[Sally:] !
[Mark:] No!
[Spencer:] It's er that that we're particularly
[Mark:] Ah that's er lovely
[Spencer:] keen on.
[Mark:] isn't it? Yeah! Got a real sort of er
[Spencer:] But it's gonna be difficult to decorate
[Mark:] [LAUGHTER]
[Spencer:] around it, you know, and keep it intact but... we'll... we'll try it.
[Mark:] [LAUGHTER]... [LAUGHTER] That's amazing isn't it []? How people
[Spencer:] Yeah.
[Mark:] with chi, er tastes are different? Are you gonna keep this, keep this as well are you?
[Spencer:] I'm sure it was at one time. Gotta be, but
[Sally:] carpet, I mean that was!
[Spencer:] Yeah.
[Sue:] I think the door's nice though!
[Spencer:] The thing about this is, it's gonna be a nice room isn't it, when the
[Mark:] Well quite!
[Sue:] Yeah.
[Spencer:] you know, the garden is done.
[Mark:] Got a decent so... you're gonna have this as a dining room are you?
[Spencer:] Well I... I... I don't know. Well that might just be... you know, like another sitting room
[Sally:] It's
[Sue:] Yeah.
[Sally:] tasteful innit?
[Spencer:] so
[Sue:] Yeah I mean Yeah I
[Mark:] Lovely!
[Sue:] mean
[Mark:] Yeah, don't don't, try not to damage any more of it, I mean
[Sally:] No, no I really think of that.
[Mark:] Are you gonna be able to get some more from the manufacturer to
[Sally:] [LAUGHTER]
[Mark:] to patch that bit up are you?
[Sally:] Patch that together, yeah!
[Mark:] [LAUGHTER]
[Sue:] . Yeah!
[Sally:] And we'll have another fire in here.
[Mark:] What was that, an old
[Spencer:] Yeah and a
[Mark:] gas fire thingy was it?
[Spencer:] Yeah.
[Sally:] Yeah.
[Mark:] Mm.
[Spencer:] If we could get a... you know, if we could open that up... cos we got one of tho... th, have you seen the fire in action?
[Sue:] In the lounge? Yeah
[Spencer:] Yeah.
[Sue:] I like it.
[Mark:] Yeah, yeah got a glimpse
[Sue:] Yeah.
[Mark:] of that.
[Sue:] I like it.... Oh. Oh it is, and we put, light the fires
[Mark:] Nice and warm.
[Sue:] as well.
[Sally:] Yes, it is nice and warm actually but
[Mark:] That's actually gas isn't it?
[Spencer:] Yeah.
[Sally:] Yeah.
[Sue:] Yeah.
[Mark:] Yeah, Derek was saying about it.
[Sally:] Gives off quite a lot of heat.
[Spencer:] And... I think they're quite expensive to run but... it was so nice we
[Sally:] We got rid of that one.
[Spencer:] we thought we'd try it out. Well the new one was... the new one was... we looked at one in the gas showroom when this
[Sally:] Alright!
[Spencer:] thing came out
[Sue:] Mm.
[Sally:] What's the matter? What's the matter?
[Sue:] Mm.
[Mark:] [whispering] You're not tape to taping are you []?
[Sally:] No I'm not actually
[Mark:] [LAUGHTER]
[Sally:] I've rewound it once.
[Mark:] [LAUGHTER]
[Spencer:] Can't work out how Mark, we'd like to but we can't
[Mark:] [LAUGHTER]
[Spencer:] work out how!
[Mark:] Well you just shove one aerial output th the aerial input on the other one I think.
[Spencer:] Mm.
[Mark:] Or video, no, video
[Sally:] No I like it, this one's nice
[Mark:] output to video input.
[Sally:] I like this. Yeah.
[Mark:] Yeah, it's nice that!
[Spencer:] You've got
[Mark:] It's convenient isn't it?
[Sally:] That's right, very
[Mark:] Switch it on and
[Sally:] you can What's that?
[Spencer:] The thermostat, I'm just wondering how it works
[Sally:] Yeah, we know about the thermostats.
[Spencer:] cos there's another thermostat on the... on the boiler itself.
[Sally:] Tell me the difference between a volt meter and an amp meter?
[Mark:] Well one measures volts and one measures amps!
[Sally:] What's the difference between a volt and an amp? The volt is the amount of current passing through
[Mark:] Yeah.
[Sally:] yeah?
[Mark:] An amp... amps is current, and volts is [LAUGHTER] volts []!
[Sally:] [LAUGHTER]
[Mark:] Well basically... with a... with a volt meter
[Spencer:] Volt
[Sally:] Right?
[Mark:] you put the... the volt meter across... the... voltage you're measuring... say, like a battery, right
[Sally:] Right.
[Mark:] got a battery, put the volt
[Sally:] Right.
[Mark:] across it
[Sally:] Yeah.
[Mark:] and you measure volts, okay?
[Sue:] Yeah, they're fine
[Sally:] That tells you how much,wha what sort of voltage battery you need does it?
[Mark:] Well that tells you the voltage of the battery... at that particular
[Sally:] That you're using?
[Mark:] time, yeah?
[Sally:] I understand. Right. So
[Mark:] But
[Sally:] an amp meter
[Mark:] amp meter you put in series... say, like if you put a light bulb across
[Sally:] Right.
[Mark:] the battery... you put one lead on the battery for the light bulb and then... the other
[Sally:] The other one
[Mark:] lead of the bulb would go... through
[Sally:] through
[Mark:] the meter.
[Sally:] Right, to the
[Mark:] Does that ma
[Sally:] bulb?
[Mark:] So it'd go... from the, from the battery
[Sue:] And Mark's gone past! Are we there? Are we there? Are we there? And
[Mark:] If we go from the battery to the bulb, from the bulb to the meter
[Sally:] To the amp meter, from the meter to the battery
[Mark:] from the meter to the battery, yeah.
[Sally:] Right. And what does that do?
[Mark:] And that measures current.
[Sally:] And that measures the amount of current flow to
[Sue:] , when did you pick it up?
[Sally:] Oh!
[Spencer:] Well we had it, got it last night.
[Sue:] Did you?
[Spencer:] Yeah.
[Mark:] Why's that then? Is that something you're teaching the kids are you?
[Sally:] We are we... we've got an amp meter and a volt meter and I thought they were the same thing you see.
[Mark:] No. You've gotta be a bit careful cos if you stick an amp meter... or a current meter across a battery... you're effectively shorting the battery out.
[Sally:] Right.
[Mark:] Right? Cos you've effectively got a dead short through an ammeter whereas a... a volt meter's got a... a hun, a high er... resistance or an open circuit, effectively.
[Sally:] Right. So if I put a volt meter on a battery it would short the battery? That's what you said isn't
[Mark:] No.
[Sally:] it?
[Mark:] Amp meter across the battery.
[Sally:] If you put an amp meter across a battery?
[Mark:] Yeah.
[Sally:] But the current would flow wouldn't it?
[Mark:] Yeah, the current would flow
[Sally:] Yeah.
[Mark:] but you would get a lot of current flowing. Depends what the... what the a, I mean if you've got an ammeter set to milliamps... and you stuck it across a battery
[Sally:] Right.
[Mark:] the meter would go smack across the thing!
[Sally:] Right.
[Mark:] But if you have it set to to amps
[Sally:] Amps.
[Mark:] then you'd probably get, well whatever the battery's capable of.
[Spencer:] But the first time he's hitting it
[Mark:] See what I mean?
[Spencer:] it bloody [LAUGHTER] hard []!
[Sue:] [LAUGHTER]
[Mark:] So you've gotta be a bit careful!
[Sally:] Well why on earth would a school have an
[Spencer:] And
[Sally:] amp meter for?
[Spencer:] all these buttons like the... normal
[Sally:] I mean, I understand why a volt me, you know, I mean, but I mean, battery's have
[Sue:] ?
[Sally:] has a voltage written on
[Sue:] .
[Sally:] anyway! I mean, so what do you want a
[Mark:] Yeah.
[Sally:] volt meter for?
[Mark:] Well when they
[Sue:] I'm going to look at being funny.
[Sally:] Yeah.
[Mark:] Oh I'll be out in a minute.
[Sue:] [LAUGHTER]
[Mark:] Erm... if you... the thing is,yo a battery might be marked nine volts
[Sally:] Right.
[Mark:] but when it's dead, it might only have six on it, six volts.
[Sally:] Left? Well if it's dead, it's dead isn't it?
[Mark:] Yeah, well it's dead yeah but... what happens is, when it dies the volts go down, that's why the the yo... your radio or whatever... got... it's operating and stops working. Know what I mean?
[Sally:] So if it, if it's got six volts left, it wouldn't be dead would it? It would just be
[Mark:] Yeah, it'd be dead.
[Sally:] Would it?
[Mark:] Yeah.
[Sally:] Right. So what's the point of having a volt meter then? Just to find out what voltage you got left in your battery?
[Mark:] Well no, your volt me, I use volt meters all the time at work. You make, build a circuit... if you
[Sally:] Right
[Mark:] wanna test the power supplies you put a volt meter across to measure... cos if you think
[Sally:] So the power is going round? No, that's
[Mark:] Well they
[Sally:] an amp meter! [LAUGHTER]
[Mark:] You just wanna measure the volt, it's just a test meter isn't it? I mean, you get meters normally, the meters we've got at work... and you just turn a knob and it's got... ohms, volts, amps... frequency... you know, whatever.
[Sally:] And they get them on one machine?
[Mark:] Yeah. I mean, you can use a volt meter as an amp meter if you put a shunt across it.
[Sally:] Right.
[Mark:] See what I mean.
[Sally:] Oh well at least I know that there is a, a different thing.
[Mark:] It's all, it's all to do with ohms law, if you know ohms law then you'll understand
[Sally:] I don't know ohms law.
[Mark:] what's what.
[Sally:] No. I mean I think really... new, newfangled things! It's really not this.
[Mark:] Oh it came yesterday did it? Oh she's sitting in it already.
[Sally:] I don't know, he's got the key but he's not gonna get in.
[Mark:] Oh.
[Sally:] Yeah.
[Mark:] I'll have a quick shake, shufty.
[Sally:] It's very nice.
[Mark:] Well the si, the back door's open innit?
[Sally:] Oh is it?
[Mark:] Yeah, so you can close it.... Station please!
[Sue:] [LAUGHTER]
[Mark:] Cor this is nice innit? First time
[Spencer:] Underneath
[Mark:] I've been in one of these.
[Spencer:] underneath there that's your miles per gallon... so as you're... driving along
[Sue:] Yeah.
[Spencer:] that tells you... you know, how... how you're driving it... and onto
[Sue:] Oh right!
[Spencer:] economy
[Sue:] Yeah, yeah, got you!
[Spencer:] ... er... been quite good in that one.
[Mark:] Ha, so when you put your foot down the meter goes... [LAUGHTER] smack []!
[Sue:] That's right.
[Spencer:] Yeah. There's your lights.
[Sue:] Side lights. And what's, is this beam?
[Spencer:] No, that's er the... rear fog light
[Sue:] Oh right!
[Spencer:] and those are... you know
[Mark:] The beam would be on a stick wouldn't it?
[Sue:] Yeah.
[Mark:] It's on one of the sticks.
[Spencer:] Yeah. Yeah erm
[Mark:] Oh it's nice isn't it?
[Sue:] Electric windows if we go out later.
[Mark:] Oh, sun roof as well.
[Sue:] Oh yeah
[Spencer:] You can er... adjust the lights, say that Mark's got in the back
[Sue:] Yeah.
[Spencer:] put that on one
[Sue:] Oh right, why?
[Spencer:] cos there's somebody in the back... and that's
[Mark:] Oh right, cos of, that changes the angle of the lights.
[Sue:] Oh right.
[Mark:] It changes the two
[Sue:] Yeah, mm mm.
[Spencer:] erm and then you can control the... density of the other lights. And they go down at... a bit at a time... or... it'll go all the way down.
[Sue:] Mm!
[Mark:] Nifty, what?
[Spencer:] This is your... mhm!
[Sue:] Oh my god!
[Spencer:] like that.
[Mark:] Is that for the mirrors?
[Sue:] Yeah.
[Mark:] Oh god!
[Sue:] That's
[Mark:] [LAUGHTER]
[Spencer:] Do you wanna drive? Take it for a little drive.
[Sue:] No, probably an!
[Mark:] [LAUGHTER]
[Sue:] [LAUGHTER] I mean no,
[Mark:] [LAUGHTER] I wouldn't []!
[Sue:] I'd take any other cars! [LAUGHTER] No I wouldn't []!
[Mark:] [LAUGHTER]
[Sue:] In any other car, I'd say it was no.
[Mark:] Well you took your dad out didn't you?
[Sue:] I know, but... bit different. Honestly!
[Mark:] The steering lock on?
[Spencer:] If you were to come back there
[Sue:] Oh!
[Spencer:] all the wa, all the way
[Sue:] starting up car
[Mark:] We'd better get her out of here, she'll want one tomorrow!
[Sue:] No, I wouldn't want....
[Mark:] How long have you been waiting for this car, a while haven't you Spen?
[Spencer:] Erm
[Sue:] Got a huge accelerator pedal innit? Just like it covers the whole of
[Spencer:] January.
[Sue:] your foot!
[Spencer:] January we bought
[Sue:] January, February, March, mm, that's not bad actually.... So incredibly quiet!
[Spencer:] A lovely sound isn't it? Erm
[Sue:] Mm, too right!
[Mark:] How many valves has it got? Got sixteen valves has it?
[Spencer:] Yeah, no, twenty six. Four cylinders... four
[Mark:] Oh.
[Spencer:] . Even... even with ashtray
[Sue:] Yeah.
[Spencer:] [LAUGHTER] Ah []!
[Sue:] [shouting] Ah no []!
[Mark:] Oh that's sickly isn't it?
[Spencer:] [LAUGHTER]
[Mark:] [LAUGHTER]... That is really smart innit?
[Sue:] Ah that's brilliant! How does that work then?
[Mark:] They probably have a big
[Spencer:] No idea.
[Mark:] whole department working on these ashtrays [LAUGHTER] and then []
[Spencer:] Yeah, I would of thought... eighteen German engineers just
[Mark:] Yeah.
[Spencer:] on working the ashtray.
[Sally:] That fascinates me!
[Mark:] Oh that's brilliant that!
[Spencer:] No I like the light because like, as soon as as soon as you put your key... in the door
[Sue:] Yeah.
[Spencer:] the light comes on, and then it waits until you start the engine... until it goes off
[Sue:] Yeah.
[Spencer:] and then when you get out... as soon as, as soon as the car comes to rest the light comes on
[Sue:] Yeah.
[Spencer:] and then it... stays on until you've closed the door and locked it, you know
[Mark:] Yeah.
[Spencer:] then it goes out. No, there's all sorts of remote... to adjust yo you think you're gonna set the clock so you have a little knob
[Sue:] Yeah.
[Spencer:] don't you? But you don't, you've got a button to erm... and you just put that.
[Mark:] [LAUGHTER]
[Sue:] Oh god!
[Mark:] I'm surprised it hasn't got a digital one actually.
[Spencer:] No.
[Sue:] I don't like digital clocks
[Mark:] No.
[Sue:] I'd rather have it like that.
[Mark:] For actually glancing down and looking at a clock
[Sue:] It's nice.
[Mark:] a
[Spencer:] Mm.
[Mark:] dial one is is actually easier to read isn't it?
[Sue:] Well
[Mark:] What's sa what's the hi-fi like then?
[Sue:] Mark.
[Spencer:] Not bad really. Just do one more... when we've listened to it.... The radio's pretty good. And the aerial is in... is those two strips on the window.
[Mark:] Oh yeah, yeah.
[Spencer:] Rather than an aerial.
[Mark:] Vandal-proof job
[Spencer:] Yeah.
[Mark:] you see.
[Sue:] Good for vandals, yeah.
[Spencer:] There is is like a break, this vandal-proof thing, if you park in a... duff area
[Sue:] Yeah.
[Mark:] You pull them... thing out do you. Yeah.
[Spencer:] You can
[Sue:] Oh yeah, take it
[Spencer:] Take your
[Sue:] out.
[Spencer:] radio out and and lock it in the glove box. And they give you... you get four keys... and one of them is called the chauffeur's key
[Sue:] Yeah.
[Spencer:] and that will drive the car but it won't unlock the glove box or the boot
[Sue:] Yeah, for the chauffeur.
[Spencer:] so if you do, you don't want your chauffeur to know what you've got in the glove box [LAUGHTER]
[Mark:] [LAUGHTER] A chauffeur key []! That's your job then Sue! I like these seatbelts at the back! They come from the other way
[Sue:] Yeah, it's amazing!
[Mark:] don't they?
[Spencer:] They go the other way to normal.
[Mark:] Yeah. That's good actually.
[Spencer:] They say that's... so that if there's an accident
[Sue:] They can just get out innit?
[Spencer:] then people can er... get you out easier.
[Mark:] Oh course
[Sue:] Yeah.
[Mark:] yeah! Never thought of that.
[Sue:] A lot of design's gone into that.
[Mark:] Good old Gerries ah?
[Sue:] Yeah.
[Spencer:] But it's not
[Sally:] Yeah but this one did as well.
[Spencer:] Yeah. These floor mats... see they've got little screw in... things.
[Sue:] Oh, what's the idea?
[Spencer:] Just twist the lock and they...
[Sue:] Mm!
[Spencer:] It's a bizarre amount of detail but
[Mark:] It's got a lovely, lovely gear box hasn't it?
[Spencer:] Mm.
[Mark:] Gear stick on that.
[Sue:] Yeah. Nice little chunky one. Yeah, it's very nice! The Germans have certainly got it haven't they? But i, Mark you look at this accelerator pedal... it's the whole sort of length of your foot, it's
[Mark:] Mm.
[Sue:] so comfortable instead of
[Spencer:] Mm.
[Sue:] that piddling bit that goes in the ball of your foot.
[Spencer:] And you find... you see you've got that little thing to put your clutch foot on as well. That, next to you.
[Sue:] Is there? Oh
[Spencer:] No.
[Sue:] god!
[Spencer:] No, go to the left.
[Sue:] Oh I see what you mean.
[Spencer:] And there's a little
[Sue:] Yeah, yeah a little
[Spencer:] they've even put that. They're so... Yeah, well it's all for comfort I think.
[Sue:] Yeah. They're amazing aren't they?
[Mark:] How fast will it go then Spence, I'm sure you... wound it up?
[Spencer:] No, you mustn't take it over
[Sue:] They've tested it at a hundred and thirty five miles done, eh?
[Spencer:] You ge yo you mustn't take it over... er, three and a half things or... eighty miles an hour
[Sue:] Mm.
[Spencer:] for the first six hundred miles.
[Sue:] Mm.
[Spencer:] But the top
[Mark:] Oh course, yeah!
[Spencer:] speed in the book is a hundred and twenty nine.
[Mark:] Oh cos you only got it yesterday didn't you?
[Spencer:] Yeah.
[Sue:] Mm.
[Mark:] Mm.
[Spencer:] I don't think we'll [LAUGHTER] get anywhere near a hundred and twenty nine in that []!
[Sue:] It's not that so much though, it's just a luxury and the... the quietness of the engine and everything
[Mark:] Mm.
[Sue:] isn't it?
[Spencer:] Mm.
[Sue:] And
[Spencer:] Er
[Sue:] acceleration I suppose.
[Spencer:] Yeah, it's very good... it's very good like... between forty to seventy, you know, for actual
[Sue:] Mm.
[Spencer:] pulling away from lights or whatever it's... not, nothing very special. The thing is when you're doing
[Sue:] No, but I mean
[Spencer:] but when you're doing... fifty... and you wanna overtake something...
[Sue:] Yeah. Yeah.
[Spencer:] That's when it's very tight.
[Sue:] It's very nice! Let's go and see my sis!
[Mark:] Yeah, very impressive isn't it? Got a nice... sound to it as well, when you're... when you're not speaking.
[Spencer:] Mm.
[Mark:] Little
[Sue:] But it only works
[Mark:] the horns.
[Sue:] with the erm... the ignition does it?
[Mark:] Oh yeah.
[Spencer:] Yeah.
[Sue:] Yeah.
[Spencer:] Yeah we haven't tried the horn yet.
[Mark:] Probably goes [singing] diddle di der der da diddle der der []! [LAUGHTER]
[Spencer:] [bibs hooter] Ooh! Well you wouldn't argue with that [LAUGHTER] would you []?
[Sue:] Splendid, yeah!
[Mark:] Oh yes, very nice!
[Sue:] Very nice Spencer!
[Mark:] Nice interior, grey, I like grey.
[Sue:] I'm surprised you couldn't
[Spencer:] Yeah I
[Sue:] actually and the door opens for you.
[Spencer:] Yeah, that's a bit of a let down isn't it? You've gotta ha work that handle, yes.
[Sue:] [LAUGHTER] It is really, you've gotta open the door []!
[Mark:] Want someone to lift you out as well do you Sue?
[Sue:] Well... you know.
[Mark:] Nice big chunky doors on it.
[Sue:] Yes... it's very good!
[Mark:] Lovely colour! You choose the colour did you?
[Spencer:] Well I had
[Mark:] Cor!
[Spencer:] like a blanket... with bright red... dark red... or erm... or white.
[Mark:] It's sort of a... is it a sort of bluey green? Or is it a racing green?
[Spencer:] It's called nau nautic... green. Or
[Sue:] I mean the reds and greens are a bit boring aren't they? It's
[Spencer:] Mm.
[Sue:] different. Even though it's just a car. [LAUGHTER]
[Mark:] What the hell is that
[Spencer:] The
[Mark:] smell?
[Sue:] I dunno, it stinks!
[Mark:] Phworr, Jesus!
[Sue:] Phworr!
[Spencer:] You're meant to have a... a beige upholstery with it but I think the grey would be
[Sue:] Yeah.
[Spencer:] nice.
[Sue:] Oh, better. Yeah, I don't really like the.
[Mark:] Yeah very nice!
[Sue:] If only we could. I like the cigarette bit!
[Mark:] [LAUGHTER]
[Sally:] [LAUGHTER]
[Mark:] Don't even smoke [LAUGHTER] but she likes the cigarette bit []! Ashtray!
[Sally:] Don't smoke do we darling?
[Sue:] Well no,.
[Sally:] Where's your car?
[Sue:] Oh it's just up the road. It's just, I I you know, we were there and we'd sort of gone past... so rather than reverse
[Mark:] Well no, I I just carried on cos I saw a space there, that's all. Ooh!
[Sue:] So how come you got a filthy cold then?
[Sally:] Everybody went last week and... I got it, didn't I?
[Spencer:] Alright. Are your mum and dad alright?
[Sue:] Yeah, they're alright, yeah, yeah! Said we leave it on the back cos we got roped [LAUGHTER] into, but there we go []!
[Spencer:] So where did you stay then, there? Is it
[Mark:] Not much
[Sue:] No.
[Mark:] chance of that!
[Sue:] No I went in bed and breakfast. They know the accommodation you see... and it's really grot!
[Spencer:] Oh.
[Sue:] But it's very good! Sort of make breakfast in about half an hour, quarter of an hour.
[Spencer:] Right.
[Sue:] So
[Sally:] the North then?
[Sue:] Well I'm not...... get a taxi from the station... you know... a dump!
[Sally:] It's funny actually cos I thought this is the first Saturday when we vegged out... to.
[Sue:] Well I didn't actually expect you to be in really
[Sally:] No.
[Sue:] but we thought well... we're going up the grave and it's not exactly out the way so we thought we'd pop in.
[Sally:] Alright?
[Sue:] Erm... some of your clothes I didn't take with me and they're at mum's, I I mean I....
[Sally:] To be honest, I didn't know what you were really...
[Sue:] It's lovely! I mean I didn't take a lot with me, I mean I took too much as it was and my arm carrying it across the Underground. And so the
[Spencer:] Did you go on the train rather than drive?
[Sue:] Yeah. I mean the there's no parking at the B and B
[Spencer:] Yeah.
[Sue:] There's no parking at the hospital, it's terrible! And er... you know, it just wasn't worth it. , I should think it's good for him! Put on a bit of weight... haven't you? This looks
[Sally:] Yeah.
[Mark:] wonderful!
[Sally:] Mm.
[Mark:] I thought you were supposed to go round those, not
[Sally:] Have you seen the new Star Trek yet then?
[Sue:] No. From I what I see advertised wha
[Mark:] Ah that's whe
[Sally:] Yeah.
[Mark:] when does it come to I, is it in Ipswich then?
[Sally:] Ipswich at the moment.
[Spencer:] Yeah.
[Mark:] Oh right.
[Sally:] But honestly it's... make a date for next week, okay?
[Mark:] Yeah. Did you do the... Star Trek competition... on Radio One?
[Sally:] Radio Times. Or
[Mark:] Radio One.
[Sally:] Yeah.
[Mark:] I can I
[Spencer:] No we did, we did the one in Radio Times didn't we?
[Sally:] Which one? Steve Wright
[Spencer:] No.
[Sally:] was doing it was he?
[Sue:] No.
[Mark:] No it was erm
[Sue:] God innit cold again?
[Mark:] Simon Bates.
[Sally:] Yeah. Yeah.
[Mark:] His cardigan's on.
[Sue:] Er, yeah I know
[Mark:] Have you seen it then?
[Sue:] before he was on.
[Sally:] Mm.
[Mark:] Good?
[Sue:] Is it?
[Sally:] Best one I think.
[Spencer:] Very! Yeah.
[Sue:] Do you still watch
[Mark:] Is it still the old crowd?
[Sue:] Do you watch Star Trek now?
[Mark:] Shi, William Shatner?
[Sally:] Mm.
[Mark:] Really?
[Sue:] Is it really?
[Mark:] Good god, he must
[Sue:] Don't like it now though without the likes of William Shatner and that.
[Sally:] Is that the new one?
[Sue:] Yeah.
[Sally:] Well you'll like th th this, it's very, very well done! Extremely
[Sue:] Oh!
[Sally:] well done!
[Spencer:] It's sort of it's like erm... analogy between... what's happened in Russia and... all that sort of thing cos they couldn't.
[Mark:] Ah!
[Sue:] Oh right!
[Sally:] It is very good!
[Mark:] Have to go and see that then girl!
[Sally:] Mm.
[Sue:] Yeah, could go next weekend if you want? Or Friday?
[Sally:] Well we'll be going to see J F K sometime this week won't we?
[Spencer:] Mm.
[Sue:] I wouldn't mind seeing that either actually.
[Mark:] I thought William Shatner had been... had to be resumed or something.
[Sue:] Right.
[Sally:] Yeah, the... well honestly the toupees are endless! It must of taken them years to get them... made up to look even vaguely
[Mark:] Has it got Scotty and that lot in it?
[Spencer:] Yeah.
[Sally:] I mean Scotty's seventy six or older than
[Spencer:] Bones is seventy one.
[Sally:] Yeah.
[Mark:] Yeah Bones has really aged ain't he? All these old
[Sally:] Er, and Scotty's just...... you know, he's
[Mark:] Is, is erm
[Spencer:] What about Scott?
[Sally:] Scott's in it, yeah.
[Mark:] Is Leonard in it then?
[Sally:] Yeah, they're all in it.
[Mark:] Are they?
[Sally:] They're all in it.
[Mark:] Good lord!
[Sally:] Zulu's got his own ship now. Checkoff's in it, and, they're all in it.
[Mark:] Oh Zulu still looks young doesn't he? [LAUGHTER] He's probably about sixty []!
[Spencer:] Yeah.
[Sally:] He's looks far better, I think he is a younger. Checkoff's got a toupee. You can
[Mark:] Yeah?
[Sally:] see it. You know, it moves without his head sort of thing, it moves away!
[Mark:] [LAUGHTER]
[Sally:] It really is, I mean you'd die laughing!
[Mark:] This has gotta be the last one though hasn't it?
[Sally:] They say it is.
[Mark:] Yeah.
[Sally:] Well there's loads of pensioner's jokes in some of these, it was really, very good you know, when
[Mark:] Is he still admiral?
[Sally:] No, he's the captain.
[Spencer:] No, yeah, he's the captain of er... see he got, he got demoted didn't he? For
[Sally:] Yeah. Cos he went out of Scott's.
[Spencer:] For going into the
[Mark:] Ah he got, ah he got done for that did he?
[Sally:] And suspiciously
[Mark:] Yeah, he didn't wanna be an admiral anyway did he?
[Sally:] No! No, it was very good! All about the Klingon Empire diminishing and what can they do about it? [cat noise]
[Mark:] Oh hello mate! Yep!
[Sally:] [LAUGHTER]
[Sue:] I can't pick him up!
[Sally:] I think he's still not made out whose home he's in!
[Mark:] Yes, yes, you're alright aren't you?
[Sue:] We love you!
[Sally:] They're very nice cats are.
[Mark:] They move when you stroke them
[Sally:] They'd do that all night.
[Mark:] and dogs don't [LAUGHTER] do they []?
[Sally:] [LAUGHTER]
[Mark:] [LAUGHTER] As they... indeed! Mm.
[Sue:] We've been trying to.
[Mark:] Crawl in right by the fire can't you?
[Sue:] And he's such a hooligan, you know, he's knackered one of his claws again! Daft thing about it, but I thought rather than hang on I'll get in there and get off.
[Sally:] Oh!
[Sue:] another anaesthetic to cut it back!
[Mark:] [LAUGHTER]
[Sue:] He's terrible!
[Mark:] Hello!
[Sue:] then?
[Sally:] Yeah! Oh yeah, could do, if we try it.
[Sue:] [LAUGHTER]
[Mark:] You can just imagine, pull them out!
[Sue:] No!
[Mark:] Oh no!
[Spencer:] [LAUGHTER]
[Sally:] Well really when I had the same thing, you know,... and goes back for a little bit this morning... and er... same sort of thing.
[Sue:] But, you know, it's just when you think oh my god, that's money! I mean, how much do they cost those pills?
[Mark:] Cor!
[Sue:] Nineteen and a half pounds, I thought they were more than that actually.
[Mark:] God!
[Sue:] ... but you know, I mean I know it's not. Mm, it's very nice though,.
[Sally:] The mats had were under six pounds this morning, and I pay only half of that.
[Sue:] Oh you had to buy the mats do you? Will the company buy them?
[Sally:] No.
[Sue:] Oh.
[Sally:] Well it was seventy six pounds before VAT.
[Sue:] Yeah, but you say that I paid thirty pounds for the Astra, now let's get it in the balance here, you see what I mean, and that sen and then
[Mark:] Mm.
[Sue:] they've, they're... you know, quality-wise they're double the quality.
[Sally:] Yeah.
[Sue:] Plus they're the German ones and you can say
[Mark:] Plus more.
[Sue:] I can
[Mark:] Mm.
[Sue:] that that
[Sally:] But you'll don't you with it?
[Spencer:] What?
[Sally:] With the car?
[Spencer:] Oh yes.
[Sue:] But it was that or a Vauxhall. Oh no!
[Mark:] Oh god!
[Sue:] It's not quite the same thing
[Mark:] Go for B M W every time!
[Sue:] the sports.
[Sally:] Ah, yeah, but the B M W I'm afraid is, they've got it haven't they?
[Sue:] Oh yeah I I think so too.
[Sally:] I think B M W's are the business really!
[Sue:] We were
[Sally:] Oh you didn't did he?
[Sue:] Well... not cos we haven't quite got one, a B M W.
[Spencer:] No, but a a big four wheel drive thing, you know... it's quite sort of.
[Sue:] Oh, what that one?
[Sally:] , yeah.
[Spencer:] Yeah
[Sue:] But you like them!
[Mark:] Oh wha what one is it?
[Sue:] He'll be at you, why didn't you get one of them?
[Mark:] No,wha what's it called?
[Sue:] You know, you wanted to drive one.
[Mark:] No. Oh that, what that little jeepy thing?
[Sally:] Oh I know, not them!
[Mark:] Oh aye, you should have one of those!
[Group Of Unknown Speakers:] [LAUGHTER]
[Mark:] Yeah we saw that in the Radio Times.
[Sue:] Yeah, you liked that didn't you?
[Mark:] Yeah.
[Sue:] They're not that expensive actually are they? They're cheaper than one of those.
[Sally:] Oh yeah!
[Spencer:] Those, you know, the the really... should of got one, you know it's..., almost a Range Rover.
[Sue:] Mm.
[Spencer:] Fo four door... but... there's some problem because it's their....
[Sue:] Very
[Spencer:] .
[Mark:] Mm.
[Spencer:] I just thought it was a bit chunky. the car.
[Mark:] Oh I would of gone
[Sue:] The BM
[Mark:] I would of gone for the four wheel
[Sue:] I do, yeah but
[Mark:] definitely!
[Sue:] I know I wouldn't, I think they've been.
[Spencer:] Mm.
[Mark:] Yeah but... trouble is you pray for ra, pray for snow when you've got a four wheel drive car!
[Sally:] [LAUGHTER]
[Mark:] God
[Sally:] Yeah.
[Mark:] snow, look! [LAUGHTER]
[Sue:] Don't really want it.
[Mark:] Yeah.
[Sally:] So mum and dad are alright are they?
[Sue:] Yes, they're fine!
[Sally:] Have they drove
[Mark:] [cough]
[Sally:] the car?
[Sue:] Yes. I it's nice you know
[Sally:] I haven't been
[Sue:] no, I dro, I drove that and it's really quite nice but I might
[Mark:] I wish he hadn't of got it cos Sue wants it when he's finished with it.
[Sue:] Oh.
[Sally:] Do you?
[Sue:] Seriously, yeah. It's a nice
[Sally:] Well have it!
[Sue:] sort of, it's a nice little car to drive actually. It's got the Renault, the Fuego gearbox, you know. Mm,. It's, it is really nippy for a one point four!
[Sally:] Mm.
[Sue:] Erm, and it's, it's all there, it's, you know it's a nice car, it's the nicest car he's had!
[Sally:] Yeah.
[Sue:] And it... you know, good round the cor, really nice little thing to drive, yeah. Even though
[Spencer:] It would be nice if it.
[Sue:] Oh god yeah! Oh, you know, he's. Really ni, I mean you get in there and you feel really comfortable and everything's there... you got a nice radio as well and er... but yeah, it's really very nice! Much nicer gearbox. It's a typical sort of Renault floppy gearbox, you know what I mean?
[Spencer:] No.
[Sue:] Sort of play about with it and, instead of all boring
[Sally:] Yeah.
[Mark:] I don't like floppy gearboxes.
[Sue:] Oh!
[Mark:] I like a nice a positive!
[Sue:] I like that Fuego gearbox.
[Mark:] Mm.
[Sue:] The same sort of thing as the like this could go through that.
[Sally:] Mm! Yep! Straight on!
[Sue:] [LAUGHTER] Yeah I know [], I said I want one.
[Sally:] Mm. Is he gonna go.
[Sue:] He's now done a hundred and seven thousand, I think, a hundred and eight thousand.
[Mark:] Just about in the ground now innit really?
[Sue:] He won't let you.
[Mark:] It sounds like a diesel engine so.
[Sue:] Yeah but it's erm...
[Mark:] [cough]... [LAUGHTER]
[Sue:] Didn't he?
[Spencer:] I didn't think, it's not that old.
[Sue:] I've only noticed it... five years, it looks filthy, although it's been in the car wash. Hasn't it?
[Mark:] Yeah, it's all the on the roads innit?
[Sue:] Yeah. But you want a Sierra.
[Mark:] No I don't! You wanted the Sierra!
[Sue:] You want the four wheel drive but it's not practical!
[Mark:] Oh!
[Sue:] So that's gone!
[Sally:] Mm.
[Spencer:] Ho how far have you gotta go over before you... you get a... you'll get a company car at B T?
[Mark:] Er... head a group... or group leader... quite a way.
[Sue:] Most of those have got P H D's. [LAUGHTER]
[Mark:] It's er... it's a bit strange at B T!
[Sue:] And then you only get a popular ghia, it's hardly worth it!
[Mark:] No you don't!
[Sue:] Don't you?
[Mark:] Or do you?
[Sally:] Actually, don't forget
[Mark:] Yeah, you a Sierra, yeah.
[Spencer:] yeah.
[Sally:] no, then you've gotta your car.
[Spencer:] Who? No
[Sally:] No.
[Spencer:] so th th... yeah, but.
[Sally:] Mm.
[Spencer:] But,th he is... you know, he is very, very good about it, he would know from... loads of money and he's... and his company could have a one point six... Sierra
[Mark:] Mm.
[Spencer:] you know
[Sue:] Yeah.
[Spencer:] you don't think
[Sue:] No.
[Spencer:] but er... I think that... they were part of your pay rise one year was it?
[Mark:] Yeah,th they had a new, a re-think.
[Spencer:] grading, instead of giving them a pay rise they get
[Sue:] That's right. And I mean er, you know
[Spencer:] car.
[Sue:] if yo if you're earning that sort of salary, I'm afraid to say, which... you know, the header groups are
[Mark:] Mm.
[Sue:] I mean, to drive round in a one point six basic Sierra, well it's pathetic
[Sally:] It's pathetic isn't it?
[Sue:] really!
[Mark:] Mm.
[Spencer:] Mm. Mm.
[Sue:] I mean I just think
[Mark:] Well, well Mike didn't have one cos he was too tall!
[Sue:] Mm.
[Mark:] And he kept banging his head on the ceiling!
[Sue:] [LAUGHTER] Yeah, I know, it's tall []!
[Mark:] So he didn't have one and ma and my group leader he er... he's already got about nine cars cos he collects them [LAUGHTER] anyway []! He said, what do I want another bloody car for! So
[Sue:] Yeah.
[Mark:] he didn't have one either.
[Sally:] They get a good deal really don't they?
[Sue:] Well we'll be going to an auction to get like a reasonable car.
[Sally:] Yeah.
[Mark:] Yeah, I'll enjoy that.
[Sue:] We shall get, you know, sort of, an E or and F and
[Mark:] They must, they must be going for rock bottom prices at the moment there!
[Sue:] I saw an E Sierra in the paper for about three thousand that had only done forty thousand... er, an estate.
[Mark:] Mm.
[Sue:] Wasn't a very good, one point eight.
[Mark:] But you can save a lot going to the auction can't you? Bit of gamble a though!
[Sue:] Well as long as you don't mind the high mileage cars but if they've been going up and down the motorway all the time
[Mark:] Not all of them are the high mileage though are they?
[Sue:] [whispering] [].
[Mark:] Yeah, a fleet car.
[Sue:] But never mind!
[Spencer:] Well... Mike went to a... we went to the auction at
[Sue:] Yeah.
[Spencer:] to buy... and had very much in the sports car range.
[Sue:] No, they don't, they tend
[Mark:] Mm.
[Sue:] to be your typical... company
[Sally:] Company car
[Sue:] Yeah, yeah. Yeah.
[Mark:] But they shift
[Sue:] So
[Mark:] them so quickly don't they?
[Spencer:] Mm.
[Mark:] You don't get time to think about it.
[Spencer:] Mm.
[Mark:] It's like in
[Sue:] But then if you, I mean when we went there was that, I mean, okay it was erm... it was a van wasn't it? But it was a Vauxhall Astra van... but I mean it was E reg and it was three years ago and it went for two thousand quid! You know, and it's got
[Mark:] That was in mint condition wasn't it? It was an F, F reg was it?
[Sue:] a van. No, it was an E reg.
[Mark:] Was it E?
[Sue:] But, if you were buying it at a garage you were probably gonna pay at least four
[Spencer:] Mm.
[Sue:] four and a half.
[Spencer:] Mm.
[Sue:] And it was a bargain!
[Spencer:] Yeah.
[Sue:] There wasn't a mark on it, but I mean
[Mark:] Yeah. Well that's cos it was a van you see.
[Sue:] That's right.
[Sally:] But I mean
[Sue:] Well no, but I mean... even so, the the Sierras your gonna get cheaper there.
[Mark:] Well a van for us would be ideal wouldn't it?
[Sue:] I don't want a van!
[Sally:] [LAUGHTER]
[Mark:] Well you don't need to have back seats do you? Especially if there's just two of us. We could dump the dogs in the back and off you go!
[Sue:] You want a Sierra estate mate if you want to go... knocking about the Lake District with the dogs.
[Spencer:] Well it wouldn't matter what you what you'd got
[Sally:] the ozone, yeah.
[Spencer:] you always want something better don't you? I mean we went u up to Hunters this morning to get those mats
[Sally:] Mm.
[Spencer:] and there was a... a a five
[Sally:] Yeah.
[Spencer:] five, grade five... N... in er... sort of gun metal grey, I mean, it's all grey
[Sally:] Oh yeah, yeah.
[Spencer:] leather seats and er
[Sally:] Yeah.
[Spencer:] and you looked... she looked at me and said,
[Sally:] But it said. Thirty nine
[Sue:] Yeah.
[Sally:] nine fifty?
[Spencer:] Yeah. You... you always want something better.
[Sue:] Actually
[Mark:] [cough]
[Sue:] didn't he?
[Mark:] Who?
[Sue:] Nick.
[Mark:] Is it?
[Sally:] You know Nick?
[Mark:] Yeah, I know Nick. Does he work he work at Hunters on their
[Sally:] Mm.
[Mark:] ?
[Sally:] Mm.
[Mark:] Hello! What do you want then? Well we better get, go before they start mate.
[Sue:] Yeah, we'd better go to Sainsbury's,
[Mark:] Great fun!
[Sue:] I hope you feel better matey!
[Sally:] Mhm.
[Sue:] Ooh! Nice to see the kitchen's coming on at last.
[Mark:] Yep.
[Sally:] Mm.
[Sue:] Hey?
[Mark:] No. I reckon she's foxing!
[Sally:] I don't do I?
[Sue:] No, she just sounds a bit grot! You look very poorly!
[Sally:] Any excuse to watch this box, eh?
[Mark:] Just doesn't fancy decorating today, [LAUGHTER] that's the []
[Spencer:] No.
[Sally:] No.
[Spencer:] Then you get a week off.
[Sue:] Oh course it's, bugger it! It's half term isn't it?
[Sally:] You tell her! This is the first time I think we've sat down and done bugger all for ages!
[Spencer:] Mm.
[Sue:] That's alright Sally, I believe you!
[Mark:] Er, yeah!
[Sally:] Come round again.
[Mark:] [LAUGHTER]
[Sue:] [LAUGHTER]
[Sally:] Getting to my
[Sue:] Well I mean this li, room's certainly liveable isn't it? You can get the kitchen done, then you get your bedroom then well
[Sally:] Yeah.
[Sue:] you're there really.
[Spencer:] Bedroom's alright.
[Sally:] Yep. I'm going up in the bedroom next.
[Sue:] Are you?
[Sally:] Mhm.
[Sue:] Mm. Mm.
[Sally:] Oh, when I... are you still interested in going to these sales?
[Sue:] Well when I next go, you know, when I get back I'll give you a ring. Well I'm not buying anything at the moment but if you wanna have a look round.
[Sally:] Good grief!
[Mark:] [yawn]
[Sally:] gave you that book. Got that for Paul.
[Sue:] Did you?
[Sally:] Mm. So I'm sorry I didn't get early enough.
[Sue:] But I mean, then I was bound to be very bored, except
[Sally:] Yeah.
[Sue:] when he comes up.
[Sally:] Yeah..
[Sue:] [yawning] Oh [].
[Spencer:] That's good. Do they have new stuff there as well?
[Sue:] No. I mean they've got
[Spencer:] No, I mean relatively.
[Sue:] Erm
[Sally:] Not really, no.
[Sue:] No. You're better looking at erm...... for er... sort of newer stuff, you know, just old.
[Mark:] It's old or tatty really.
[Spencer:] What's that?
[Sue:] Sorry?
[Spencer:] What's that?
[Sally:] The auction.
[Sue:] The auction. You know
[Sally:] Yeah.
[Sue:] the Estate Agent... they had er an auction.
[Sally:] Of homes everywhere.
[Sue:] sorry, not!
[Spencer:] .
[Mark:] Yeah I was gonna say!
[Sally:] Not,.
[Sue:] Yeah,.
[Spencer:] No they wouldn't, they wouldn't have my leather chair at this... auction.
[Sue:] No, not a bit! And they wouldn't have it as a nice antique one, that not sort of thing, no. But they might have if is on now.
[Spencer:] Yeah. It's alright might have offered you something mightn't you?... You
[Sue:] Mm.
[Spencer:] might get a... er as an offer.
[Sue:] ... normally though I'd ask you but I, time they're gonna get rid of there nice leather chairs, and if they're going bankrupt
[Spencer:] No.
[Sally:] When is there one this week then?
[Sue:] Well it's at the er... yeah, you could go tomorrow you could go to the... erm... the viewing on Monday morning. And then stay
[Sally:] Yeah.
[Sue:] for the sales. Yeah, if you wanted to.
[Sally:] Mm. Yeah.
[Sue:] Yep. Erm... no, but the nice Wednesday one went last week, but there'll be another one in March.
[Sally:] Well I quite like that county one, that's plenty for me.
[Sue:] Yeah. And erm
[Sally:] I do
[Sue:] no, have had theirs in February so there isn't that one and erm, have had one as well. But yeah, there's th, the viewing on Monday for the sale on Monday. If you want to go.
[Sally:] Okay!
[Sue:] And, when I read it in the paper cos it, you know it has the details of the sale of new on the back
[Sally:] Mm.
[Sue:] it didn't look quite so crappy but... I mean nor,no the trouble is when you read something... you picture what that chest is gonna be, it's gonna
[Sally:] That's right.
[Sue:] what you like
[Spencer:] Mm.
[Sue:] when you go and look at it, you think no, it's
[Mark:] Mm.
[Sue:] not what I want.
[Sally:] Yeah.
[Sue:] Yeah.
[Mark:] It's the classic example of those chairs we bought an... we thought, oh nice... set
[Sue:] Yeah.
[Mark:] of oak chairs, got there and they were gross [LAUGHTER] weren't they []?
[Sue:] Yeah, I know but I did get those two nice farmhouse chairs
[Mark:] Yeah.
[Sue:] in beech so... you can't
[Mark:] Yeah, worked out alright.
[Sally:] Is that those two?
[Mark:] [cough]
[Sue:] Two balloon chairs.
[Sally:] Did you buy two Victorian... balloon chairs?
[Sue:] No, the farmhouse... sort of yeah
[Mark:] Straight.
[Sue:] spindle back wood.
[Mark:] Spindle back, yeah.
[Sue:] That's all, I just looked
[Sally:] I thought you got some of those with the oval on, the lips on the back?
[Mark:] No!
[Sue:] No.
[Sally:] No?
[Sue:] No.
[Sally:] Oh.
[Sue:] Right.
[Mark:] Right we better go mate!
[Sue:] Thank you ever so much for coming.
[Sally:] Nice to see you!
[Mark:] Yep!
[Sally:] And erm,
[Mark:] Take care, get well soon won't you?
[Sally:] Yeah. Have a good time next week!
[Sue:] We will.
[Mark:] Alright?
[Spencer:] Have you come... in your Porsche?
[Sue:] Yes.
[Mark:] Well we try to. [LAUGHTER] Oh I don't need a great deal cos we've got plenty of potatoes.... And we've got orange juice. I just need a bit of money to get a you know a bar of chocolate at work.
[Sue:] Mm....
[Mark:] Okay?
[Sue:] Mm.... Yes but I I've got quite a lot...
[Mark:] Oh there must be some surely.
[Sue:] Yeah...
[Mark:] There are some nice grapes over there. Can munch on them tonight. [tut] Oh these bags are knackered.
[Sue:] I know. I got you some in the thing. What do you think I got from over there?
[Mark:] Ah. Right. Sorry.
[Sue:] ... Mark, would you say we've got enough potatoes?
[Mark:] Yeah we've got a bag of potatoes.... Okay for those.... Thank you....
[Sue:] Carrots? Do we need any carrots?... Do you ever use them?
[Mark:] We've got plenty of carrots.
[Sue:] We're alright for carrots.
[Mark:] Carrots okay. Mushroom er don't get mushrooms cos I
[Sue:] Yeah.
[Mark:] won't use them.
[Sue:] Bananas.
[Mark:] I prefer to have fruit really cos I can eat them with rolls. And we'll definitely need some rolls cos I'm right out.
[Sue:] We'll get you some apples then....
[Mark:] [whistling]... they've only got bloody Granny Smiths.
[Sue:] Haven't they got anything else?
[Mark:] Haven't they got any Coxes?...
[Sue:] ... What are these? Golden Delicious. They any good?
[Mark:] Golden Delic no they're even worse. They're bloody French aren't they.... Erm... What have we here.... Hi.
[speaker001:] Hello
[Mark:] How are you?
[speaker001:] Fine thanks.
[Sue:] Hello.
[Mark:] Keeping well?
[speaker001:] Okay yes, yes.
[Mark:] Mm goody, good.... Keep you working hard here I take it do they?
[speaker001:] [LAUGHTER] Too hard really.
[Mark:] [LAUGHTER]
[speaker001:] [LAUGHTER]
[Mark:] [LAUGHTER] Oh take care then.... Do you want any grapes?
[Sue:] Mm... No.
[Mark:] Sure?
[Sue:] Mm mm. Mm mm mm mm.
[Mark:] No?... Eighty eight P.... They're a bit er...
[Sue:] I wouldn't say they're immaculate no.
[Mark:] Oh you're bound to get a few bum ones aren't you....
[Sue:] We only want them for tonight really don't we....
[Mark:] That'll do.... [tut] [LAUGHTER] Pick all the [LAUGHTER] bad ones off [].... You don't care do you.
[Sue:] [LAUGHTER]
[Mark:] Here you are, shove them in there....
[Sue:] [LAUGHTER] Yeah but why should I []?
[Mark:] Can I have some satsumas? Oh we've got those haven't we. Got them here....
[Sue:] [LAUGHTER]
[Mark:] Alright? [tut]
[Sue:] [LAUGHTER]...... Right. So you've got the satsumas.
[Mark:] Yep.
[Sue:] You're alright for fruit then are you?
[Mark:] Well fruit should be up front really so it doesn't get squashed by everything else....
[Sue:] What about frozen peas and things?
[Mark:] Put these in a bag will you?... No don't worry. Don't worry. Don't worry.
[Sue:] Haven't got any.
[Mark:] Don't worry.
[Sue:] Come on.
[Mark:] They're not too busy tonight are they. I was quite surprised.
[Sue:] No... You don't need any?... Do you want anything?
[Mark:] No. Hate it....
[Sue:] Tinned carrot?
[Mark:] No. Er er ooh.
[Sue:] Do you need a tin of carrots?
[Mark:] Not personally but er well are we gonna have another shop la next week?
[Sue:] Yeah, we're going to on Friday.
[Mark:] Erm well we'll get all that stuff then.... Ju just get what I'm gonna have this week. Which is fruit... and... I'll need some rolls... er
[Sue:] Do you want any noodles? You never eat them
[Mark:] No.... No I
[Sue:] What about any packets of rice? Would you like that?
[Mark:] No. Just get s erm
[Sue:] Eggs are alright.
[Mark:] I I just do vegetables. I have like peas, carrots and potatoes and I'll have a pie or something like that. Something simple.
[Sue:] Do you eat cheese?
[Mark:] Yeah we need some Cheddar don't we.... Here you are. This will do....
[Sue:] Right. Okay.
[Mark:] E English Cheddar, or shall we try something else?
[Sue:] Try something else. Bit boring.... Get ah erm... Scottish Cheddar or farmhouse Cheddar's quite nice.
[Mark:] Right....
[speaker001:] Eggs?
[Mark:] They're great big... lumps though.
[speaker001:] No I've got some eggs.
[Sue:] Is that gonna be enough?
[Mark:] That's too small. No er this will do. We g always use it all up
[Sue:] Yeah.
[Mark:] don't we.
[Sue:] Brie we've got. Brie?...... Now, how are you for meat?...
[Mark:] Meat? [LAUGHTER]
[Sue:] Come on. Er mm seriously, what meat do you want?
[Mark:] [sigh] Erm...
[Sue:] You've got pies, you've got some sausages.
[Mark:] Well I, I, I... I I'm going off ham. We could get some bacon for tomorrow's breakfast. Cos you'll need a good breakfast if you're going away won't you.
[Sue:] Well I was gonna cook dinner tomorrow anyway. I want want a cooked breakfast. I'm sick of cooked breakfast. I'll be back
[Mark:] Oh yeah.
[Sue:] to them every day now.
[Mark:] Well I haven't.
[Sue:] Well I can do you scrambled eggs tomorrow then.... And tomato....
[Mark:] Garlic bread!
[Sue:] Garlic okay.
[Mark:] And I'll want the rolls. Want the little rolls yeah.... They're lovely they are. Trouble is er they get burned, the tops always burn, and the polythene always melts. Have you noticed that?
[Sue:] These are alright What about portions of chicken? How are you doing for those?...
[Mark:] Er well I think we've loads of it. It's like some of it looks as if it's er getting a bit old. It's... the trouble is we need to clean that out because the s some of the
[Sue:] I know.
[Mark:] stuff gets left at the bottom.... [cough]
[speaker001:] ?
[Mark:] [cough]... [child's voice in background] I want those chicken things that we had before.
[Sue:] Yeah I was trying to think where they are. What the chicken kiev or what you had?
[Mark:] No. They're the ones that you bought me last week.
[Sue:] Oh right. I think they're
[Mark:] They were in a box.... Bird's Eye I think.
[Sue:] I know. I know I'm trying to think where I got them.... They were over there.... Not not here.... They were
[Mark:] Oh.
[Sue:] right over the other side.... Now, orange juice?...
[Mark:] Yep....
[Sue:] ...
[Mark:] Ooh, look at these Sue.... [slurp]... I'll have er
[Sue:] That'll do you won't it?...
[Mark:] I'll have a four-pack.... No, Sue.... Yeah two then. Well actually, I no I won't have those, erm I'll have something else instead.... Er... [rolls tongue] But don't want this stuff, it's really expensive isn't it. [sigh] What's this stuff? Fruit Coolers. This is cheaper.... Mm that's cheaper. Don't want......
[Sue:] What about some grapefruit?
[Mark:] Yeah baby red stuff will do.
[Sue:] Here you are. Makes a change.
[Mark:] That's it. Yeah I'm getting fed up with that orange stuff. Yeah pears....... And [vocalized pause] slices in fruit juice.
[Sue:] Peaches?
[Mark:] Sainsbury's own are pretty good.
[Sue:] Yeah.
[Mark:] I like them.
[Sue:] Thirty nine Very good.
[Mark:] Yeah, I'm learning.
[Sue:] Mm.... Right that'll do....
[Mark:] Okay. And [sigh]... [sigh]... [whistling] And I'll have a Pick and Mix.... Gonna have some chocolate. Packet of Penguins.
[Sue:] Mhm.
[Mark:] [whispering] God []. [sniff] Ooh Cadbury's Creme Eggs. Oh.
[Sue:] No.
[Mark:] [whining] Please. []
[Sue:] No. I'll get you some next week.
[Mark:] [whispering] [].
[Sue:] Mm.
[Mark:] If I can eat them all tonight can I have them?
[Sue:] No.
[Mark:] [tut]... How much?... Yeah. It's nice stuff though. When come around maybe you can have some of... Er have they got the little... barry things? It's one of these isn't it? Yes these are the boys.
[Sue:] Thirty six, right.
[Mark:] I've got
[Sue:] Mm.
[Mark:] Can I have a small Pick and Mix?
[Sue:] No.
[Mark:] [tut] Ha....
[Sue:] Bar of chocolate?... No.
[Mark:] Yeah, one bar of chocolate.... How about this? [reading package] Rich, dark, plain [].... One of those?... Actually Milky Bar I think I'd prefer that tonight.
[Sue:] How about a Sainsbury's one? Probably it doesn't taste any different.
[Mark:] No it bloody does mate.
[Sue:] Does it?
[Mark:] If you want white chocolate, Milky bar. It's the only
[Sue:] Right.
[Mark:] stuff that Oh is that that... Nestle's th Yeah, Milky Bar.
[Sue:] Mm.
[Mark:] I've had other white chocolate and it doesn't taste the same.... Erm bread, fruit.
[Sue:] Yeah I know.... Ooh...
[Mark:] Can you manage that trolley? I can take it for you if you like.
[Sue:] No.
[Mark:] Do we need any kitchen towels?
[Sue:] No....
[Mark:] [cough]... Bin liners? Light bulbs?
[Sue:] No.
[Mark:] Batteries?... Plax? To get rid of your plaque.
[Sue:] Nope.... Oh dear.... Do you want some er Right Guard or any thing?
[Mark:] [whispering] Ah, excellent [].... Yeah. Armpit stuff.
[Sue:] Yeah. No there's the roll-on thing.
[Mark:] Yeah well
[Sue:] Well you can get what you want and I'll get what I want.
[Mark:] Don't leave the trolley there.... No that stuff you know that... in the green tin... that we had before will do.... I think we're getting a bit low on shampoo but that
[Sue:] Yeah.
[Mark:] that'll wait till next week.... [voices in background]
[Sue:] Erm there's one... need Small one....
[Mark:] [LAUGHTER] Just [LAUGHTER] read its contents if you
[Sue:] [LAUGHTER]
[Mark:] wanna [] know the weight.
[Sue:] [cough]
[Mark:] As long as it's ozone-friendly you're okay.
[Sue:] Yeah I know, I don't want to have to carry a big one back with me though.... Perhaps I'll have a rollie....
[Mark:] That's good.
[Sue:] I don't like those things though.
[Mark:] No I don't either, no.... [tut] God it doesn't feel very heavy does it?
[Sue:] No....
[Mark:] [sigh]... Right?
[Sue:] Mm....
[Mark:] We've all been told we've got smelly armpits so now we have to buy the stuff.
[Sue:] Mm.
[Mark:] ... [cough]
[Sue:] with ...
[Mark:] No you've got loads of hairbrushes.
[Sue:] I know. I'm not I'm not going to get one, I'm just seeing what they've got. Right. Do you need any butter?
[Mark:] Er no....
[Sue:] Is there anything else?
[Mark:] Er no....
[speaker001:] Yeah.
[Mark:] Buy all that [LAUGHTER] lot []....
[Sue:] Erm yeah.......
[Mark:] Erm... what's that stuff called?
[Sue:] Erm you usually get
[Mark:] [sigh] [mimicking] Oh well of course you wouldn't would you darling. Wouldn't just like Hartley's jam would you. []
[Sue:] [LAUGHTER] No.
[Mark:] [LAUGHTER] No no no no no []. Here you are, French conserve. Raspberry. Looks good.
[Sue:] No we don't get those, they're more expensive. We get these.
[Mark:] [reading jar] Sainsbury's own conserve [].
[Sue:] Absolutely.... Wherever they are.
[Mark:] Erm... [rolls lips]...
[Sue:] I can't find them....
[Mark:] Oh we used to get this stuff. Do you remember this? Roses.... No? Oh.... [cough]
[Sue:] Can't find them....
[Mark:] [sigh]... Maybe nobody bought it.... No it's down here. Sainsbury's conserve.
[Sue:] Ah....
[Mark:] Er strawberry.
[Sue:] Strawberry.... For a change.
[Mark:] And blackcurrant.
[Sue:] No, just the one.
[Mark:] Apricot.
[Sue:] No, just the one. [LAUGHTER] Just one. [LAUGHTER]...
[Mark:] Right and a pile of rolls mate.
[Sue:] Pile of rolls....
[Mark:] Oh and erm... you get the rolls, I'll find the chicken, alright?
[Sue:] Well what do you want?
[Mark:] Crispy ones.
[Sue:] There aren't Oh... Ooh reduced to fifty eight instead of seventy two. What a bargain.
[Mark:] Oh lovely. Right.... Better have er twelve of those eh?... S oh even that's not enough really. I have what, four a day?... Say three a day, fifteen rolls,... er yeah get cos they freeze alright.... Yeah....
[Sue:] ...
[Mark:] Oh, why is it you can never find the stuff when you want it? It was quite a flat box with
[Sue:] Yeah I know.
[Mark:] two bits in. [tut]... Bloody hell.... Ah!... [intake of breath] Now they're quite handy.... Was that me?
[Sue:] Mm....
[Mark:] How much is this?
[Sue:] One pound and ninepence.
[Mark:] How much?
[Sue:] Mm.
[Mark:] For one slice?
[Sue:] Mm.
[Mark:] ... Are you sure it's not on the other side round here?... [voices in background]
[Sue:] No?...
[Mark:] Ah! Here we go.
[Sue:] Ah.
[Mark:] No. They're fish.
[Sue:] No they're not them, they're fish.
[Mark:] It was that sort of box though....
[Sue:] Can't find them...
[Mark:] [cough]... Getting close. Turkish [LAUGHTER] grills [].
[Sue:] Yeah I know....... They're not round here....
[Mark:] [whispering] Oh, bloody hell []....
[Sue:] I don't really want to go on to for a few minutes....
[Mark:] Yeah okay. I don't know darling....
[Sue:] Look well what else are we gonna get you.
[Mark:] Oh alright well we'll get something else then.... What about pizza? I could cut that in half and have one... I could
[Sue:] Hey?
[Mark:] ha... Pizza.
[Sue:] Mm.
[Mark:] Haven't had one of those for ages. Erm... Gino Ginelli. That's Bird's Eye.... Gino Ginelli.... [vocalized pause]
[Sue:] One eighty nine.
[Mark:] Oh well you cut that in halves in half.
[Sue:] Mm. Mm.
[Mark:] Half one night, half another. That'll do.... [whistling]
[Sue:] That'll keep you going.
[Mark:] [whistling]...
[Sue:] Bottle of wine?
[Mark:] Gateau? Bottle of wine, yeah. Quick. [whistling]
[Sue:] Gateau....
[Mark:] Get the gateau, I'll get the wine.... [cough] Where's the trolley?
[Sue:] Mm? Hey?
[Mark:] Where's the trolley?
[Sue:] it's here.
[Mark:] Oh.
[Sue:] Erm...
[Mark:] Two thirty nine.
[Sue:] Eh?
[Mark:] Two thirty nine.
[Sue:] Do you want the pecan
[Mark:] Torte.
[Sue:] nut Danish pastry? You didn't like it that much?
[Mark:] No I want something really sort of
[Sue:] what about this?
[Mark:] Erm... Do no I'm not really keen on gateaus really. Unless it's got like
[Sue:] Black Forest.
[Mark:] Want something like... you know Death by Chocolate that
[Sue:] Yeah.
[Mark:] you can buy in pubs? You never seem to be able to buy that frozen do you?
[Sue:] Black Forest? No? No.
[Mark:] No. Er that that's just... you eat it and there's
[Sue:] Chocolate Indulgent.
[Mark:] Well that's the boy isn't it. That is er... that's it. That looks like erm...
[Sue:] Two ninety nine.
[Mark:] [reading package] Arthritis Care []? What the hell's that doing on there?... It's a cure for arthritis is it. Look....
[Sue:] Mm.
[Mark:] [reading package] Action for people with arthritis [].
[Sue:] ... That's three quid
[Mark:] Is that all? Yeah, but you only need one slice mate, whereas with a gateau you need three slices.
[Sue:] Go on then.
[Mark:] So that's sort of volume you're talking. You feel the weight of that compared to a gateau box.
[Sue:] Yeah alright, that'll do then.
[Mark:] ...
[Sue:] Alright let's just get a packet of biscuits for the dogs and that'll do.
[Mark:] Dog's gonna have a packet of biscuits and I can't have a Pick and Pix.
[Sue:] Yeah.......
[Mark:] [sigh] You don't wanna go to then.
[Sue:] No, better not....
[Mark:] Yeah.... Can you get Woman's Own?...
[Sue:] Mm?
[Mark:] Can you get Woman's Own?
[Sue:] What for?
[Mark:] Well it's got er... Zeta Jones on it hasn't it.
[Sue:] But you're gonna
[Mark:] No that's alright, I'm in the queue aren't I.
[speaker001:] Are you debating?
[Mark:] Well... sort of yeah. [LAUGHTER]
[speaker001:] [LAUGHTER] that one....
[Sue:] Mm....
[speaker001:] You ought to one each....
[Mark:] Be a trolley each then.
[speaker001:] Ha?
[Mark:] Need a trolley each then don't you.... [LAUGHTER]
[Sue:] Yeah... Yeah
[speaker001:] Go on
[Mark:] All right....
[speaker001:] [LAUGHTER]
[Mark:] Too late.
[speaker001:] [LAUGHTER] Never mind.... You in a hurry then?
[Mark:] Yeah, we're always in a hurry.
[speaker001:] go if you want cos I'm in no hurry.
[Sue:] No no, it's alright.... Think everybody's in a hurry to get really.
[speaker001:] I didn't think it'd be like this. I usually come
[Sue:] Neither did I.
[speaker001:] about three. Two or three? if you don't hit the the month and they're okay but if you hit the
[Sue:] Yeah it's funny isn't it.
[Mark:] Mm.
[speaker001:] you can't even get in the car park.
[Sue:] No....
[speaker001:] Laura, leave things alone.... Leave them. Leave them.... Bring 'em here. We've got to pay for them first.... No.......
[Mark:] [cough] write protected against my... Hang on, er that doesn't come up.
[Norman:] Don't worry about it. Just fucking type it.
[Mark:] Tut....
[Norman:] John....
[Mark:] [cough]
[speaker001:] There you are.
[Mark:] Cheers. Look at that.
[speaker001:] Yeah I know
[Mark:] Yeah. I dunno. Does it change the ty type? If you put in a great big long string does it change the t
[Norman:] No. It's I wanna try f You can do it. You can do it. Because if I load in... You can do it it because when I when we originally loaded this,
[Mark:] Right.
[Norman:] it comes up with open Windows Two, system blah blah blah blah, and it's on about four lines. It's a square box.
[Mark:] Oh right.
[Norman:] So what I, I, I fucking spent ages. I think what it is, it's a Postscript file. You have
[Mark:] Oh.
[Norman:] to do it in Postscript format,... and it outputs it straight onto the middle of the screen. But we're only outputting a single line,... so you that's all you can do. But the open Windows One when it comes up, it comes up square, and it's got open Windows...
[speaker001:] It's probably [LAUGHTER]
[Norman:] open Windows Two version or open Windows Version Two and then something else. About three lines' worth.
[speaker001:] Yeah,
[Mark:] Mm.
[speaker001:] they've all got one.
[Norman:] So it can be done.
[speaker001:] All gone. All gone.
[Norman:] But I haven't been able
[speaker001:] All gone.
[Norman:] to suss out how to do it. It's only it might be in the ROM mode, to do that.
[Mark:] Yeah.
[Norman:] I haven't fi ou found out how to do that....... [phone rings]...
[Mark:] [mimicking french accent] That's the telephone. Erm...
[speaker001:] [mimicking french accent] Le telefon. Right. [LAUGHTER] What are you doing with? What are you doing with it? [cough] The interesting thing there... Hang on a minute. Benjamin. alright... and then
[Mark:] You'll be on there all day mate. just being very pedantic about
[speaker001:] Mm. Mm....
[Mark:] But never mind. I will er get
[Yun:] What's the point? You just will turn it on and not you won't listen and
[speaker001:] Yeah it's it's a pose isn't it?
[Mark:] Look I'm checking the batteries, right? [cough] Go and make a cup of tea Yun.
[Yun:] Checking... checking the bloody battery. You just waste the battery.
[Mark:] don't worry about it do I?
[speaker001:] today?
[Mark:] Erm today we've got er... dunno. Rolls, erm a banana and... a...
[speaker001:] Was the wife pleased to see? Yeah. Well she wasn't please to see me, no. No. [LAUGHTER]
[Mark:] Well [LAUGHTER] of course not [].
[speaker001:] [LAUGHTER]...
[Yun:] So what do you got me? Anything?...
[Mark:] [whistling]... You haven't got any erm... Wet We Wet Ones in here have we?...
[speaker001:] What's a Wet One?... It was lovely by the way. It was lovely. Was it? Yeah it was....
[Mark:] Good, good.
[speaker001:] Did you go to? Course I went. Why was substituted? Cos he was shit. [LAUGHTER] Was that the only reason?...
[Mark:] I had some Wet Ones. Ah!...
[speaker001:] Excuse me.
[Mark:] These are the boys.
[Bedge:] You're in the way of the bloody teapot. Oh, where's the kettle?
[Mark:] Well I was gonna move the teapot Bedge.
[Bedge:] Who's got the kettle?
[Yun:] took it away.
[Mark:] just taken it.
[Bedge:] What are they gonna do with the bloody teapot, the miserable gits? can't be bothered.
[Yun:] is not drinking tea.
[Bedge:] Oh my God. Bloody hell.
[Ian:] I'm sterilizing my knife. It's got old cheese and old bits
[Bedge:] Oh.
[Ian:] and bobs on it....
[speaker001:] [sigh]... Oh you redo his disk did you?
[Yun:] Yeah. [sigh] He really needs to get to see and take off the stuff that....
[Mark:] Mm... mm....
[speaker001:] It's terrible....
[Yun:] buy some more...
[speaker001:] Fuck off.
[Yun:] Gotta. You gotta get another... bloody box.
[Group Of Unknown Speakers:] ...
[speaker001:] Do you want a big one or a little one?... Hey Norm. Norm Yeah.
[Mark:] [cough] Erm... [sigh] nothing really.
[speaker001:] Marmite.
[Mark:] Marmite. My mate Marmite, yeah.
[Group Of Unknown Speakers:] ...
[Mark:] Bloody d I ain't had a cup of tea yet.
[speaker001:] Tut [whispering] [].
[Mark:] Oh hang on, you've got some to do haven't you?
[Bedge:] I've done it mate.
[Mark:] No you haven't.
[Bedge:] I have.
[Mark:] Have you?
[Bedge:] Mm.
[Mark:] Yeah....
[speaker001:] Oh don't. [LAUGHTER] I've got a here.... already. You haven't. You haven't even logged back in, you lying git. [LAUGHTER]... If I start going in there and doing it all you've gotta show how to. Just say fuck off. I don't mind. [LAUGHTER] I've got a database of what it looked like before you touched it so... if it fucks up Yes, what a. What a poser, ha? No he looks like er a... B B C T V presenter doesn't he Like a cameraman.... ... All I need do is get meself some really expensive trainers,... tracksuit, be well away.... Change my colour. [LAUGHTER] Yeah. Come in here wearing a shell suit. And I just light my lighter in your direction. [LAUGHTER] [LAUGHTER]... [LAUGHTER] God. [LAUGHTER] Do you realize how easy they go up? [LAUGHTER] You're left with just the elastic. [LAUGHTER]... Mm. Some poor little kid six years old and he was wearing his shell suit from America or something and he walked past a skip that was burning,... little spark came out, whoosh... and he went up. Ninety percent burns. [whistling] wear a shell suit. I'm surprised they're allowed to sell them now, if they're dangerous. ... There was a bit of a a few years ago about erm. Yeah I can imagine it. [LAUGHTER] No they er... they weren't short enough. [LAUGHTER] How [LAUGHTER]... How easily they come off. [LAUGHTER] No they were... they were quite inflammable. Yeah? Yeah.... Mhm. ... B M W Cheap cars.... Hello. Hello. Have you had another haircut? Yeah. You have a haircut every week? No. He just keeps changing style..... No.... Be brilliant. You'll like it. Be. Oh I know I'll like it. Be. [LAUGHTER] You'll like Echo and the Bunnymen, that'll be right up your street. Very psychedelic these days.... [whispering] Oh shit []. Doing covers of er old Rolling Stones' tunes and psychedelic. now eh? I just like. Seen them.... We're going back thirty years aren't we? [LAUGHTER] [cough] Got all their albums. albums. All their albums... I have.... [singing]... [sigh]... [singing] ... What, it bash you in the back of the neck? No hit the door. Yeah. No it's just It is. if you get knocked on the arse innit? It is. Cos me neck's killing me. Oh. What's happened then? Hit a Mercedes. Did you? Yeah. Did you suddenly tense up when you saw the door?... I didn't actually see I n I never saw the door. Oh you just hit it. I just heard a bang. What happened then? Well he ran into someone's motor and rode off.... Whose fault was it? [LAUGHTER] Oh, I reckon it was his. Do you? Why, what happened? Here we go again. [LAUGHTER]... The third picture he's drawn. Why don't you just do one? No I've got I've got one here. [LAUGHTER]... Right.... Parked was here, I was going up that way. That's me by the way. Yeah. He was parked, he'd sort of just pulled in there and left his car.... He was over here somewhere. Door was open, headlights on. I came up, didn't see his door, went through the gap and... wham, bam. You could argue that it was it was his right of way..... Why? He wasn't even in the car. [LAUGHTER] Yeah I know but... if you look I mean if there was no-one in the car and the door was bloody open then And the engine was running was it? Yeah well he shouldn't have he should never have left that engine running cos he wasn't Yeah I know. in there for starters, and he shouldn't have left the door open. Yes..... Shouldn't leave the engine running if you're not in the car. What you hit his door did you? Yeah. So I closed it for him. [LAUGHTER] [LAUGHTER] Oi mate you left your [crashing noise] door open. [LAUGHTER] [LAUGHTER] Door open.... Just imagine if he'd been sitting there with his legs dangling outside. [whistling]... So you didn't see the er... [LAUGHTER] the door open? No I didn't s er s I didn't see his door open.... Well I I would say it's his fault. Mm. It sounds a bit dodgy if you've got out the car, left all your lights and stuff on the bloody door open. Mm. In th in the middle of the road. Yeah.... How long was he gone then?... [LAUGHTER] I dunno. What was he getting something out the boot or something? I dunno how long he was... The boot was open yeah.... His fault mate. [cough] He won't get away with that. Oh shut up Hello, sanctuary. He's seeking sanctuary...... Sanctuary. My son, what can I do for you? Nothing, just [LAUGHTER] be here for me. ... [LAUGHTER] We all love quality so much. He's come for confession. ... He's over there. Over there? Over there. What over in the other corner? [singing] So can I get?... You just want some extra money don't you? No, it does hurt.... But it didn't hurt till this morning.... ... Do much damage to yours?... Er indicator smashed... er pushed the headlight in a little bit wing was a little bit dented ? Write-off then. Yeah, it was last night. [LAUGHTER] Yeah, write-off []. A definite write-off. ... Not as far as the insurance company are concerned.... Do you know if? No....
[Mark:] I'm waiting for Bedge.
[speaker001:] Oh....
[Norman:] What... what have you got your fucking neck?
[Mark:] He's being a wazzock.
[Norman:] Bloody right you are.
[Mark:] A wazzock.... No I listen to the radio sometimes on it. [sniff]
[Norman:] Pardon?
[Mark:] Listen to the [mimicking] radio [] on it.... Can't pick it up very well from here....
[speaker001:] Oh fuck.... [LAUGHTER]
[Norman:] You are dead....
[speaker001:] [LAUGHTER] [LAUGHTER]
[Norman:] No er John's. John.... No no no it's alright.... Right. I'll go I'll go and see John.
[Yun:] [LAUGHTER]...
[Norman:] Hang on, hang on. I've got to go and see him anyway....
[speaker001:] [LAUGHTER]
[Norman:] Oi
[Mark:] [mimicking] Yes []?...
[Norman:] Yeah I think we're going to have to retract that to be honest. [phone rings]
[speaker001:] [mimicking french accent] Get the right layer...
[Mark:] You might try and bring that one through there....... No I've just had... it's not normally a problem with us, but the manufacturer they're using,... alright, is shit,... and they'll tend to end up...
[Yun:] It's better to put loads of bends in rather than er...
[Mark:] Yeah. Well it is for them. Normally erm I wouldn't worry too much on the prototype, but this is probably gonna be the production...
[Yun:] So each bi er board isn't individually checked then for shorts?
[Mark:] Yeah.
[Yun:] It's not?
[Mark:] It's not, no. Well, they should be, but this company are shite....
[Yun:] Mm.... And you can't move that.
[Mark:] Well if we put er a kinky in here...
[Yun:] Yeah, alright....
[Mark:] Yeah. Trying to see where this one goes that I wanna move...
[Yun:] It er it'd be handy actually if it generated an error when it did that.
[Mark:] Yeah.
[Yun:] Then you could just pinpoint them all
[Mark:] Arguably it's not it's not really a problem is it?
[Yun:] Not normally no.... Mm.
[Mark:] Mm.
[Yun:] He's such a fast worker...
[Mark:] ... Been there before mate. [LAUGHTER]
[Yun:] I take it all back.... Been there before.
[Mark:] [LAUGHTER] Yeah, don't believe what your mates tell you, I know.
[speaker001:] [LAUGHTER]...
[Mark:] See that one could arguably... Oops....
[Yun:] I like these white D R Cs, they're er
[Mark:] Er actually, er much as I hate to admit it, I think you could be right. [LAUGHTER]
[Yun:] Well they stand out,... bang. As soon as something happens, woof you're there. Oh god, what a cockup. I've deleted... No. It's best not to fuck around with these.... I find I've found that if you if you get it like that just, you know delete it.
[Mark:] No, the command... Look.......
[Yun:] I mean, if you did get one that wasn't forty five and you didn't see it, it wouldn't be a problem for the manufacturer would it?... I mean er does it just tell it
[Mark:] Er
[Yun:] to draw a line from one coordinate to another?
[Mark:] Erm
[Yun:] The pen?
[Mark:] Does it tell it to draw a line from point to another... Yeah. Well forty five's slightly yes. Yes, I think it does.
[Yun:] Cos on here you get you get like quanti quantization steps don't you. If you don't
[Mark:] Yeah.
[Yun:] you get like a little ladder,
[Mark:] Yeah.
[Yun:] don't you, right?
[Mark:] But you don't actually see that ladder.
[speaker001:] Nearly finished.
[Yun:] Yeah, okay.
[speaker001:] Is it annoying you? No. Oh.
[Yun:] Well this this curve here's got s steps in it but it won't
[Mark:] Yeah.
[Yun:] be like that.
[Mark:] It l it looks curved. If you look on this one....
[Yun:] Oh yeah. It's pretty smooth.... [sigh]
[Mark:] [mimicking upper-class accent] No problem. No problem, sir.
[Yun:] ...
[Mark:] Oh, there's something wrong there.
[Yun:] Yeah, it's not on grid.
[Mark:] What's not on grid then?
[speaker001:] [gasp]
[Yun:] No, actually, you want eh, you try it. Alright, erase it.... No, don't move it.
[Mark:] It looks like that not on grid.
[Yun:] No no no no. No.... Delete it. Sorry?
[Mark:] ...
[Yun:] follow the trace,......
[Mark:] Yep.
[Yun:] Had that before. It's weird innit?
[Mark:] Yep.... What else have we got?...
[Yun:] That's why it'd be so nice to be able to w save the work area so when
[Mark:] Yeah.
[Yun:] you go back in,
[Mark:] That's right.
[Yun:] you know your grid and everything's all set as it was.... Especially on Monday mornings.
[Mark:] I find that... incredible that you can't do that.... Oops.... I just turned them on.... Oh, dig it.
[speaker001:] ...
[Yun:] That's a bit close as well isn't it?
[Mark:] What that? No that's fine.
[Yun:] It's alright is it?
[Mark:] Mm.
[Yun:] It's only if it goes in and you've got no angle
[Mark:] Yeah.
[Yun:] there
[Mark:] yeah.
[Yun:] outside yeah.
[Mark:] ...
[Yun:] Mhm....
[speaker001:] [tut] [whispering] [sigh] Look at that []. [LAUGHTER]...
[Mark:] [LAUGHTER]...
[Yun:] [moan]
[Mark:] Well it's gotta be fairly close to that pin.... Probably doesn't make any difference. Then it'll be it'll be even with the other one then won't it?
[Yun:] [sigh] It's so different isn't it?
[Mark:] Yeah but it's got erm...
[Yun:] Yeah but then you've gotta bend all those tracers haven't you? I've put it there so that it'll look neat.
[speaker001:] I don't see why not.
[Yun:] [tut] God Bedge, you are a pedantic bastard.... [voices in background]
[Mark:] What's that?... Yeah I know but John's
[speaker001:] anyway.... Go to help. Hit the help and say page Don't you wanna see if you can put page numbers
[Mark:] I don't think so.
[speaker001:] I couldn't find anything for I wouldn't have thought you'd wanted to, that was the thing. I know, but It's cos you're using it for an improper
[Mark:] You see the way it's done a trace there, sometimes it'll
[Yun:] Yeah.
[Mark:] it'll delete that for you.
[Yun:] Oh, it deleted half of it. [LAUGHTER]
[Mark:] just check...
[speaker001:] Yeah. You can't transfer into any other. Mm. I tried to load it into erm Word and it completely screwed up....
[Mark:] You'll have to move... that one over here and that there. That's got well... you can move that and then you can probably move that there....
[speaker001:] ... Well do it how you wanna do it, not how
[Mark:] I was gonna say, yeah. [LAUGHTER]
[speaker001:] It's always a problem. Bedge is the worst one for that.
[Mark:] Yeah.
[speaker001:] [mimicking] You wanna do it like this. You don't wanna do it like that [].
[Mark:] Oh that's weird. I haven't seen that one before.
[speaker001:] when he's not happy he comes and re redesigns it all doesn't he? Yeah he does doesn't he?
[Yun:] Mm. That's what I mean about this... bloody thing, that it doesn't it straighten it.
[Mark:] I'm working with bloody amateurs.... [LAUGHTER]
[Yun:] Takes one to know one....
[speaker001:] you we are.
[Yun:] [tut] [whispering] Bastard [].... No you ain't got the switched on.
[Mark:] boy....
[Yun:] You had it then.... [LAUGHTER]...
[Mark:] Oh hang on
[Yun:] Delete it. That's it. there.... Er... no.
[Mark:] Ain't too bad is it?...
[Yun:] [whispering] [sigh] Oh dear [].
[Mark:] Now did you get the the couplers... the right way round on the erm...?... That's a innit?
[Yun:] Yeah....
[Mark:] ...
[Yun:] I've dropped me pencil....
[speaker001:] ...
[Yun:] That's alright isn't it?
[Mark:] Yeah.... [sigh]
[Yun:] Well there's only sockets going in. Sockets are bigger than the chips normally so...
[Mark:] No you have to be really careful.
[Yun:] That'll go in there easy. If it won't go in stick it in at an angle.
[Mark:] No if you if you buy a different make of, some of them stick out further and they foul it. We've had this problem before.
[Yun:] Mm.
[Mark:] So it's best just to be er on the safe side....
[speaker001:] Man of knowledge. Ha! What'd we do without this boy, eh Norm?
[Norman:] What?
[speaker001:] I said what would we do without this boy? [sigh]
[Mark:] A lot more than you do with me probably, yeah.
[speaker001:] [LAUGHTER]. Cos this week he's gonna be fucking useless.... He'll have a fucking racetrack on there. He's round every single race circuit, now don't you worry.
[Mark:] Tell you what,
[speaker001:] He's jobbie he's going whizzing round there.
[Mark:] Tell you what, it's bloody tempting to take a couple of days off work just to burn
[speaker001:] [LAUGHTER]...
[Mark:] I'm d I've never been this excited over a bike before.
[Yun:] You've got a new bike have you?
[Mark:] Yeah.
[Yun:] Oh.
[Mark:] Well I haven't yet, I haven't picked it up yet....
[Yun:] You been having wet dreams about it?
[Mark:] Yep.
[speaker001:] Well he hasn't, I have. [LAUGHTER]...
[Mark:] Oh it's so quick to go between now isn't it?
[speaker001:] Yeah.
[Mark:] Can you remember the old days?
[Yun:] Yeah you'd think, Oh I'll do
[speaker001:] Eh?
[Yun:] that in a minute didn't you cos you'd think
[speaker001:] What? ... ... [cough]...
[Mark:] Can I have my seat back then?
[speaker001:] Mm. [trumpet sound] What's wrong with this one? You got something against this one? Yeah.
[Mark:] Well it's short, that's
[speaker001:] on it?
[Mark:] It's short, that's 's one.
[speaker001:] [LAUGHTER]
[Mark:] [LAUGHTER]...
[speaker001:] off. one.... [unclear background voices] Gonna say er... here has No. You're not? these the ones we use Oh hang on, hang on, you went and didn't you, so we need to
[Mark:] Done all that. While you've been fart-arsing around around the labs
[speaker001:] Ah.
[Mark:] somewhere I've done it all.
[speaker001:] I had to go and er see someone
[Mark:] Fucking hell.
[speaker001:] Erm... how do you do it without redoing the thing? Do you just move...
[Mark:] Now there's a reason why I've got this view up at the moment, alright.
[speaker001:] Don't tap the screen, you'll scratch it. That's what he said to me on Friday Right....
[Group Of Unknown Speakers:] ...
[speaker001:] I'd've been inclined to do that thing on it.... Yeah. speeded it up quite a bit. Do what? The thing. Oh for redraws.... And then change it back afterwards. Mm.... Right.... If you do... hare whoops, area select, right, Mhm. you can pick it up can't you? Cos you know where it wa where it is now you can just move it. But the reason I've got this up is because when you do an area select it selects the board outline.... So if you if we go move... You can Pick the other one up as well. And then you put that down where you think is the right place and you get really pissed off cos it's moving really slowly and moving the board outline as well.... Yeah?... It picks up the board outline. If you do an area select alright, it picks up the board outline as well, it selects the board outline. Why? It's just the way it does. Cos... Cos it selects anything that it touches... right and cos it's inside the board outline it thinks it's touching the board outline Oh cos the board outline is a filled rectangle? Yeah. Ah right. Right. So that if you have this view up, you can see whether it's selected or not.... Right? Oh I get it. Yeah. Let me show you let me show you again So you then deselect that before you Yeah what you do, you area select, right,... okay, now if you watch the window... it lights up right, Yeah. and then you go point select and then click here, alright, in open space, and it Yeah. deselects the outline. And you've also selected half of that chip. Yeah. And you just Point select right? Yeah. And then you just move I've moved them two cos... Yeah? So you're happy. Why can't you just Ecstatic. point select the er? Well yeah. If you if you do Well you can, but if it's been unbound then Yeah. it's just a load of lines. Point select you've gotta pick that up, you gotta that up and you gotta pick that up. Or you can select it and then say bind er and then deselect it and then pick it up and move it. Yeah but what if you're really [LAUGHTER] good with your area select? No look, look, look, no. Area select right, whatever you do... Right area select. I'll try and pick up alright. Really careful with it but... you still pick the outline up cos it's in that area. Thing is, it's alright to tell people but they have to s know for themselves to be sure. Oh what? [LAUGHTER] You cannot do area select [] without selecting the broad outline. Honest. That's your project for the rest of the week, is to try and area select [LAUGHTER] without picking the broad outline up []. I think if you clicked on it and unbound the outline I think you might avoid that.... No that won't select Come here, let go. Let's try something.... I think that whole lot got unbound... Well no cos they're all when I when I I area s I What happens is right selected the whole board and I unbound it. Yeah you select the whole board. When you unbind it it just stops it from joining all the bits together. You then have you would then have to go unbind on the chips to separate the chips again....... ? Yeah. ... I reckon... if you decompose the outline... alright? Mm.... Okay. So that means if you picked a bit of the outline up now, pick a bit alright,... I reckon if you do area select now select... Yeah you gotta select the outline then. That's a... Right, I think you should get all this stuff written up into a file, a help file. screen on here is there? No.... pages. Doesn't help you very much though, not on this. Manual's behind you. I never thought about that you know. I mean I thought you'd be able to click onto move and hit F one say, and that'd give you a help screen saying to move something, click on it and [LAUGHTER] move to where you want []. [LAUGHTER] But you know that. Yeah well it well it'd take up disk space unnecessarily Mm. wouldn't it?... Right, you put any text on the outside of the board?... No. [cough]... Haven't you got a file... that you dumped down saying about?... [LAUGHTER] Well come on then. Right. That's what you're here for. What we gotta do, we gotta Got to earn your keep.... [sigh]...... You're very keen on underscores aren't you? Yeah, it makes it more readable.... [LAUGHTER].... [groan] Oh, what you that for?... [LAUGHTER] [LAUGHTER] It's got it now.... That's how the old systems used to be with everything didn't they? [LAUGHTER] [LAUGHTER]... [sigh]... Hey. Change all that. That that needs to be updated. man, job for you. He knows.... Was what you were telling him this morning, was it? Yeah.... Aha.... No you're not supposed to put five in there.... No no no no no. That's very... Twenty four.... [yawn] [yawning] Splendid [].... [yawn] Okay.... Bob's your uncle.... Right. Let's have a look at it.... Texts.... Yeah.... What's say? [LAUGHTER] Two [].... Twenty four. Now I just wanna Twenty four.... You haven't got a label on this Thing is it remembers the text from the previous one so you can er... just type it in. It's lovely innit?... [LAUGHTER]. Haven't innit.... Right... You know you were talking about them deleting all er... references? Yeah. Have you considered having holes in the ground and inside the board one on top of the other? Why? Well then you can put your reference in there and they can't er erase it.... hold it up to the light put me on the inside. Oh yeah. There's no reason why we can't. Yeah. Well why don't we do that? Well It's only Yeah but you were moaning about them taking er all the detail off. Yeah that's true, yeah. There's nothing to stop me from putting it... You could put the in there as well. Yeah. So it'd be like Yeah but what they do, they've got all the artwork, so all they do is they go over with a black pen on the artwork. Oh. [LAUGHTER]. It's true. Oh th so they don't take the files and and them No. on a machine? Oh. Sometimes they do.... So they just shove some tape over it. [whispering] That's a bit off isn't it [].... Oh dear. Oh shit, hang on. Thought I just called that Silk Screen didn't I? [LAUGHTER]... [LAUGHTER] [yawning] Yeah I was gonna say, what you call it that for?... You just want Silk don't you []?... You what? You just want Silk. No.... two in there. [LAUGHTER].... Oh yeah. [LAUGHTER]. Oh goodness.... make sure they get the layers all the way all the right way up, Yeah. and not transposed or anything.... Get this right in a minute. Tut. Shit. [LAUGHTER] I never get it in the right place.... ... Ah! Ah! What? You had layer three down there and layer two up there. Did I? Oh fuck, Yeah. didn't I change it again? No.... Oh and the bottom layer has to be mirrored doesn't it? Yeah. On the X or the Y? Doesn't matter really.... Phew it's lucky I'm on the ball isn't it? It is.... [singing]... [whispering] Ow. Ow []. And I think, I'm not sure, I think it puts it back round the other way... tut. Shit... Er... two.... [groan]... You've just done layer two haven't you? I've just screwed something up there.... Blast....... [sigh]... Tut. I hate... [LAUGHTER] C P M It's there again.... [LAUGHTER] That time It won't let me do c oh it's caps. Control F seven, that what causes that Got it in caps.... Right, that's layer three. Happy with that?... Mhm.... just need a... [whispering] text [].... Don't you want the other one? This is reverse text. You want that one don't you?... Four.... Voila.... Ooh. Tut.... Such a lovely machine.... ... Be a good little database this one Yeah, since you rebooted these machines it's been okay.... Er... That's alright, I'll finish it off. Erm... template. Yeah. Okay....
[Mark:] I was gonna give it to Ian to take to college tonight, but he's not in so I can't, so I've gotta send it now but I can't address.... Lost it.
[Yun:] [eating] Ring her up.
[Mark:] Don't know her number. Don't know her name. All I know is her name's Barbara. [sniff]
[Yun:] Which Barbara are you talking about?
[Mark:] [LAUGHTER]
[Yun:] Er is it the one that lived in Felixstowe?...
[Mark:] Yeah she lives in Felixstowe, but I don't know what her surname is.... Have to go and see George and see if he's er... if he's got... her number somewhere.... I know I have to go down the college tonight... [whispering] [].
[Yun:] Now what are you're going now what are you're going to do... On your er way home er you can pop to the college give to the er caretaker give to this to tonight. They do that.
[Mark:] [cough] She might...
[Yun:] Felixstowe.... Felixstowe....
[Mark:] Oh, bloody hell. [sigh]
[Yun:] What, you not doing any more?... Er if this i if we're talking the same
[Mark:] Oh hang on, hang on. I might have left it here mightn't I?
[Yun:] If we're talking about the same one alright, I've got her address in Felixstowe.
[Mark:] Ah!...
[Yun:] No?
[Mark:] No.... Just the... Thing is we get so much crap through the post right, that er... No....
[Yun:] Erm [cough]... If it the one living in Felixstowe, that is the one er... alright?
[Mark:] Yeah.
[Yun:] I've got her address at home....
[Mark:] Is there a list of the erm... the tutors in the handbook or anything?
[Yun:] No. No. The handbook is
[Mark:] It's what?
[Yun:] The handbook is for the whole
[Mark:] Whole course, yeah.
[Yun:] Er no, for the whole country....
[Mark:] Yeah, whole country, yeah.
[Yun:] Whole course....
[Mark:] Oh, bloody
[Yun:] It's not in your briefcase?
[Mark:] No I've looked. It's not at home as far as I can see. I've definitely got one cos I remember her sheet now as I was looking at it, but... where it is I'm buggered if I know....
[Yun:] Is it not in your... big one?...
[Mark:] No.
[Yun:] er... I believe you up on the er... the level. It's
[Mark:] Do you want one then?
[Yun:] Yeah....
[Mark:] Here,... you can have, that reminds me I've gotta do that label haven't I?
[Yun:] No not the fucking label. I want it for my two...
[Mark:] Which one do you want?...
[Yun:] Small one will do.
[Mark:] That one's got lines in it.... Squares as well. Dunno why so... keen on bloody squares.
[Yun:] Is this small one or a big one? ... They will do. They will do.
[Mark:] Is that for erm?
[Yun:] No anyone... any
[Mark:] What a loan book?
[Yun:] Yeah any [LAUGHTER] []....
[Mark:] Oh.
[Yun:] What blood... what washing machine you got at home?
[Mark:] Bosch.
[Yun:] Eh?
[Mark:] Bosch.
[Yun:] Bosch. Tut.... Got this bloody Hotpoint.
[Mark:] Hotpoint. You get crap machines and you get problems mate. That's to be expected isn't it?
[Yun:] I usually have er the the German one before about... five year... but the fucking pump... keep on fuck up every other two year.... So when the five year come up I've no longer insurance alright,... er I so i c if I change the pump costs about two hundred so I s... so I said
[Mark:] Is that because it's full of chalk or is it cos
[Yun:] No it's not... [cough] That kind of machine is is the water is they they pump the bloody thing up so far,... so your... your washing machi your er blah blah bl your... your clothes is so dry.
[Mark:] You what? Your?
[Yun:] When your washing is when you've finished you you... open the door, is literally er really dry. You can't see any bloody water.
[Mark:] Yeah.
[Yun:] So that is why the pump got a lot of problem. We have a brand new one... five year erm insurance, part and labour everything... two two year... we notice the water's not pumping off fast enough so the water's dripping backwards.
[Mark:] Mm.
[Yun:] So we call a guy say oh yeah, he changing th the er... the pump again. He changing er er the the pump. When we move in here, we get this guy come along to look at it, he say well this machine the er the Germans erm... they've really the pump is th is really easy to go, and so I can change your pump for you but l in your washing machine washing machine. I change the pump for you, but that is cost a lot of money. I said Look, this bloody thing is five years old now,
[Mark:] Mhm.
[Yun:] so anything little something like changing the pump, you know I pay about two hundred pound plus his fucking labour.... Is not worth it. I can buy a brand new one. er I want to want to buy er er [cough] another German one, and then the poxy er spare part
[Mark:] Yeah but they're er so well made you sh shouldn't really need to have to change it very often.
[Yun:] Yeah but er and also what... I found right,...
[Mark:] Ah!... Yeah.
[Yun:] only reason I've got one of these bloody poxy Hotpoint because they can fit right underneath... erm into my kitchen unit. It doesn't stick out, so I can open the door....
[Mark:] It's not as deep as some others then you mean?
[Yun:] Yeah. But all the German one is stuck out about what, about inch, so you can't open one the the fucking si side door....
[Mark:] Chop a hole in the back. [LAUGHTER] In the wall at the back [].
[Yun:] And that is a fucking erm... the... a h a hun a thousand spin. So what? the poxy dry but... you can if you squeeze it you can get er some water out....
[Mark:] Mm.
[Yun:] They only give you one year labour.
[Mark:] Well they never make things er bombproof do they? Cos if your washing machine machine lasts for thirty years they'd go out of business [whispering] wouldn't they []?...
[Yun:] Yeah but they...
[Mark:] Consumer society, you see?
[Yun:] Yeah but the the reason I look at the the poxy Hotpoint because they say well, they guarantee their part for five years, alright?
[Mark:] Mhm.
[Yun:] So I say ah, the the part must be fucking good If they last five year I'm quite happy.... they last er for five years....
[Mark:] How long you had this thing then?
[Yun:] I just got it last year. About a year ago, February last year,ni ninety one.
[Mark:] And it's conked out?
[Yun:] It's not co it's still working, but it's the you can see the the washing is not as dry as it was before.
[Mark:] Ah. So it hasn't actually failed, it's just not... up to scratch.
[Yun:] It's not functioning properly.
[Mark:] Yeah but surely that comes under the warranty then. If it's not doing its job that it's intended to do.
[Yun:] Yeah but they only guarantee what... if part is failure, if the the guy come to look at it they still charge you labour.
[Mark:] Oh. Oh.
[Yun:] They still charge you labour.
[Mark:] So the parts are free but the labour's a hundred pound an hour.
[Yun:] I don't know how much the fucking labour is they they charge.
[Mark:] Bloody hell.
[Yun:] labour.... And the poxy
[Mark:] Well can't you fix it yourself?... Just take the back off and and you've only got to undo a couple of clips and take the pump off.
[Yun:] Yeah I know but er if the pump er
[Mark:] You're just idle.
[Yun:] if the fucking pump's gone, what the hell am I gonna do? I'm not buy a pump.
[Mark:] No, you get, well, do you have to have it serviced to get the the free part then?
[Yun:] No, you don't have to.... But if er if you
[Mark:] Do they only give you free parts... under warranty if it's serviced with a?
[speaker001:] Yeah.
[Mark:] It's a rip-off isn't it?
[Yun:] You don't expect you say look, my pump is gone, give me a new pump [LAUGHTER]
[Mark:] Well, yeah I do. It's a
[Yun:] No.
[Mark:] part.
[Yun:] And they say how can you prove it is the bloody pump is gone?...
[Mark:] Well you bl slam it on the counter and say bloody you know, look in there it's got crap in it, it's not working....
[Yun:] I mean I've opened the washing machine up I mean literally you can't see fuck all So fucking big job to
[Mark:] Mm.
[Yun:] [LAUGHTER] what what else? [LAUGHTER]...
[Mark:] Looks like you've got... pig in a poke mate.
[Yun:] I say no I think I've got a how er how much for a labourer.
[Mark:] You've got a water softener as well haven't you?
[Yun:] Yeah....
[Mark:] Mm.
[Yun:] But the poxy
[Mark:] So the pump's working but not works properly.
[Yun:] I think so yeah, but I mean
[Mark:] So why can't you take the part... Is it all a sealed unit that you can't get the pump apart?
[Yun:] I don't know. I mean I
[Mark:] Mm. If it was me I'd just take the bloody thing out and have a look at it....
[Yun:] Yeah but fucking open it up kids will be coming [LAUGHTER]...
[Mark:] Lock them in the other room....
[Yun:] No... I try to er to do the erm... I clean my erm... the w er cooker... hob. hob right the grease... And I try for I cleaned everything up,
[Mark:] Mm.
[Yun:] I put back in and er nothing [LAUGHTER]... So have you make this Barbara? Barbara is it or something like that? Is that her name?
[Mark:] Dunno what's her name is.
[Yun:] Barba
[Mark:] She phoned me up at home on a Sunday, asking
[Yun:] Yeah.
[Mark:] if I was gonna come down to college,...
[Yun:] Sounds like her then.
[Mark:] and I said erm... No.
[Yun:] Sounds like... Oh fuck she... when when er when I evening on er this early this year,
[Mark:] Mm.
[Yun:] and she say she not go any more student.... Because she she go somewhere, she don't want to any more er s er stud......
[Mark:] Did you make that mess there?
[Yun:] No.
[Mark:] Who made that mess?
[Yun:] I don't bloody know.
[Mark:] We'll have to get a camera on that tea point to see who's making the mess.
[Yun:] I water I usually to clean the bloody thing...
[Mark:] In my old group, they just took it upon themselves to clean it every now and again....
[Yun:] You won't find
[Mark:] Trouble is with this group, nobody gives a fuck. They just sort of
[Yun:] You won't find... If er I'd... myself, I would fucking clean it. I use the bloody table and wipe it off. But you won't find anyone in this group.... Erm... you used to be able, this tea point in the office right, you saw it the fucking on
[Mark:] Mm.
[Yun:] on top of the filing cabinet. And Martin keep fucking on and on, and one day she come in here,... and she said why don't you clean? Er he had a So he she and going on and on, nothing to do with me, I
[Mark:] [LAUGHTER]
[Yun:] to me. And I said look,... nothing to do with me, it's their office right?
[Mark:] Mm.
[Yun:] They had to keep their eye... over, keep tidy. Why should clean their... their mess? You tell me. you clean their mess....
[Mark:] Why was she sticking her nose in anyway?
[Yun:] I don't bloody know. I mean she's... she's every day I said Look,... what it have to do with you? I pay for it.... Alright?
[Mark:] Get in early there if you want
[Yun:] Yeah.
[Mark:] Mm.
[Yun:] ... It's not bloody [LAUGHTER]...
[Mark:] You get your own now anyway don't you?
[Yun:] And so I say like... I mean... [cough] No she's she get on the...... contract right? I mean one one day we...
[Mark:] Is her contract gonna be renewed then?
[Yun:] I don't know. She s tells er... s the people er... talking to the
[Mark:] Yeah.
[Yun:] I think it is [cough] Your job is reception and you just sit in there bone idle
[Mark:] Nail your arse to the seat.
[Yun:] Yeah. And she go everywhere and er come down here and chat with er all these men... so And also er... you know when er Twin Peaks, Ruby.... [LAUGHTER]
[Mark:] [LAUGHTER] Twin Peaks [].... [LAUGHTER]
[Yun:] She usually goes upstairs right,an and
[Mark:] Yeah.
[Yun:] we had a hell of a urgent copy photocopier, and no-one can can do it so we went upstairs photocopy, it's very urgent, we want it we, want to give to our sponsor.
[Mark:] She said I can't.
[Yun:] She said... I've got too many thing to do, it's not my job to do photocopying. [LAUGHTER]
[Mark:] Stupid git.
[Yun:] And... say look, if you say look, give to me and I'll do it for you.... So give to [whistling] and she... she she'd do it. And she's the bloody C O. She'd do it. And contract couldn't do it. Yeah. Exactly. So er she got I mean what?... To be honest I mean what er
[Mark:] Well what does she do? She sits there and answers the telephone basically....
[Yun:] And and and our bloody
[Mark:] And comes and moans about her marriage.
[Yun:] Yeah, and when our fax s come... It's really weird. I used the fax machine alright. S some... poxy fax upstairs. even some fucking urgent right.
[Mark:] Mm.
[Yun:] It's not she won't bring it down....
[Mark:] She brings it down when she's doing something else.
[Yun:] And... er one day I went up there and er erm in there for... for over two hours right, and... who's the... the P A er used to be er. What's her name?...
[Mark:] Oh erm... Shirley.
[Yun:] No no, she also contract as well. Erm... What's her name. Er Daphne.
[Mark:] Daphne. Mm.
[Yun:] Yeah. And she say er this this and you've been here er long time. So I go oh yeah I mean... they fucking mark it urgent, any person mark it urgent, say urgent right?
[Mark:] Mm.
[Yun:] Is not er... if there's some for me I don't bloody care. [LAUGHTER]... [LAUGHTER]
[Mark:] Well times I receive a fax I just... keep going up there and bothering them until they say it's gone through.
[Yun:] And so [cough] but Justin... So I just say look, if you're not going office right?
[Mark:] Mm.
[Yun:] So we know about it.
[Mark:] Is that why they've got a fax machine then?...
[Yun:] they they
[Mark:] Mm.
[Yun:] [cough]... Er a lot of time wh when when you get a fax er and they not deliver... to us, half a day late or [LAUGHTER]
[Mark:] The whole idea of erm... a fax is to get the thing there quickly isn't it?... if it's sort of sitting up on a desk for three days before they bring it down.
[Yun:] [LAUGHTER]... Oh! Your fax has been here for [LAUGHTER] about a week now, I'll bring it down for you [].
[Mark:] Mm.
[speaker001:] What's the problem?...
[Mark:] Talking about... faxes.
[speaker001:] Oh. Well don't u er don't use the fax machine use the one in the office.
[Mark:] What's the number for that one, anyway?
[Yun:] Er
[speaker001:] What a memory.... [LAUGHTER] Yeah., yeah....
[Mark:] Mm.... Mm....
[Yun:] Bloody catalogue. I'll chuck in the bin....
[Mark:] Never know, you might have won something.
[speaker001:] No.
[Mark:] Congratulations, you have won a holiday to... Canada.... That'd be nice wouldn't it?
[Yun:] [cough]...
[Mark:] I have registered.
[Yun:] ... That doesn't matter. They not deliver to you.... A mail catalogue is not
[Mark:] I know.... They just leave them in the post room don't they?
[Yun:] communal.... literally they said they stop your your personal mail....
[Mark:] Mm....
[Yun:] I mean if you
[Mark:] It's only cos they're too idle to cart these catalogues and things about....
[Yun:] They don't care.... When me and Frank were in the in Lo in London [cough]... we got about fifty of these bloody E mail catalogue come in the same address. [LAUGHTER]
[Mark:] The trouble is, people register for er with them because they... they're offering
[Yun:] No.
[Mark:] a free pen or something like that.
[Yun:] No they're not.
[Mark:] They do sometimes.
[Yun:] They give them a some of the information.... They must be able to buy a database of the people's name
[Mark:] Mm.
[Yun:] a lot of the... the junk mail....
[Mark:] Mailsort.... Mm.... Yeah the amount of crap I get through the place you wouldn't believe it.... All different titles. Doctor... and erm... er Head of Research and [LAUGHTER] er things like that [] you know?... They're just guessing....
[Yun:] junk mail.
[Mark:] Oh yeah. P C magazines and stuff.... [whispering] Oh shit []. [sigh]
[Yun:] [cough]...
[Mark:] How am I gonna get her bloody number then?... If I sent that today it'd be there Wednesday morning wouldn't it?
[Yun:] If you sent tomorrow still be there.
[Mark:] If I put first class on here.... [whispering] Fuck []....
[Yun:] So where's Ian?
[Mark:] He's on leave.
[Yun:] What for two days?
[Mark:] The only day I actually wanna see him and the bastard's on leave.
[Yun:] [cough] What, today only?...
[Mark:] As far as I know, yeah.... [whispering] Oh, how did I do that?... [].
[Yun:] you can... You can reach her. You say look I'm student, right,... I lost the th address of the er... whom to send to and I've got an assessment to send in but I don't know how the hell I'm gonna send it on. So can you er... give me the details? [cough]
[Mark:] I'm sure George has got it actually.... [whispering] Oh, bloody hell [].... It's just one little slip of paper in an envelope, and they always send it separately. They never send it with the
[Yun:] No, they send it in a bloody big one.... With everything.
[Mark:] Well they didn't this year.
[Yun:] They do.
[Mark:] It came in a small erm... small envelope. It did. Cos I remember, I remember picking it up and reading it, I was out in the garden at the time.
[Yun:] They send about half this size. Always they do....
[Mark:] That's A four.
[Yun:] Half the size.... paper is A four, you fold it into erm... in there they got er c three or four paper as well, they tell you about all these er tutorials.
[Mark:] Yeah....
[Yun:] Everything in it. The the day of your tutorial, your tutorial's name,...
[Mark:] [cough]...
[Yun:] Ring him up.... Ow! Give him a tinkle....
[Mark:] [sigh]... Tut. Time does the mail go from here?
[Yun:] Mm?
[Mark:] What time does the mail go from here?
[Yun:] From here?
[Mark:] Mm.
[Yun:] About three o'clock.... I think the erm... the... the post'll come about four o'clock I think.... It should be by four o'clock is collect every single mail on-site, sort it all out, internal or external.
[Mark:] Mm.
[Yun:] [cough] I know er the if you go there before four o'clock... But usually they er... they...
[speaker001:] Ah!...
[Mark:] Tut. Well I'd better get on with my berno binomial theorem then.
[speaker001:] ...
[Yun:] [cough]
[Mark:] I need a new pair of jeans. Look at the state of these things....... all frayed, pockets are frayed...
[Yun:] So did the train come on time?
[Mark:] On Friday? Yeah, yeah, she was there. I was actually late getting there. [LAUGHTER] So much traffic on a Friday afternoon.
[Yun:] Very good. the bypass....
[Mark:] Did go on the bypass. That's where the problem was....
[Yun:] Yeah, but if you go on the......
[Mark:] [whistling]... Ha!... That's what I'm after.... Nothing really at the moment.... Got any stamps?...
[Carol:] Er yes.
[Mark:] First class?
[Carol:] Yeah.
[Mark:] . Can I er... have just one?
[Carol:] .
[Mark:] That's great, [whispering] thank you [].... [sigh]
[Carol:] What's in there?...
[Mark:] [whispering] It's a tape, innit? []....
[Carol:] Of what? Of whom? what do you like?
[Mark:] Oh er...
[Carol:] Ah!
[Mark:] Oh it's just radio at the moment. [cough]
[Carol:] Oh....
[speaker001:] Ah!
[Carol:] [LAUGHTER]
[Mark:] Hi.
[Carol:] That wasn't that wasn't meant do that.
[speaker001:] Wasn't you? Oh okay. I believe you.
[Mark:] I'll come back in a minute.
[Carol:] Yeah. Erm...
[Mark:] Er where's Georgie?
[Dave:] Erm... I thought he was up in not.
[Mark:] [mimicking west country] No he not in there now, boy.
[Dave:] He may have gone swimming.... swim really. And he's still got all that weight on him. [LAUGHTER]
[Mark:] Wouldn't know about that.
[Dave:] Erm yeah. He could have gone swimming,
[Mark:] Where's Phil?
[Dave:] other than that Phil is over at lunch. He'll be back soon.
[Mark:] Okay. I'll pop back later.
[Dave:] ...
[Mark:] [whispering] Not still washing that cup up []? Oh you've finished now.
[speaker001:] Oh no, I'm tea....
[Carol:] [sigh]
[Mark:] Got some change?
[Carol:] Er [sigh]... Er depends what for.
[Mark:] Well I've got a quid, so... a stamp's twenty four isn't it?...
[Carol:] Is it?... Is a first class twenty four?
[Mark:] Isn't it?
[Carol:] Daphne.
[Daphney:] Mm?
[Carol:] How much is a first class stamp?...
[Mark:] Twenty two, twenty three, something like that.
[Carol:] it's not gone up to twenty four has it?...
[Daphney:] I don't know though. books of stamps
[Carol:] Do you know what a first class stamp is?
[Daphney:] it is about twenty four.... It is about that.
[speaker001:] No I don't.
[Carol:] It is twenty four.
[Daphney:] first class. I think it is twenty four.
[Carol:] I charged John twenty two. [LAUGHTER]
[Mark:] Go back and get the cash then.
[Daphney:] I'll have three first class stamps off you then Carol. [LAUGHTER] I've got a yellow card for
[Mark:] The thing is they don't put the value on any more do they?
[Carol:] No. No.
[Daphney:] Which
[Mark:] That's so they can print thousands of them
[Daphney:] Which there again is quite good
[Carol:] Yeah.
[Daphney:] because if you've bought first class stamps and you've got a load of them then you haven't got to go and buy those tuppeny P pieces to put on.... when they go up.
[Carol:] Yes. first class
[Mark:] Yeah that's right. Erm... brilliant. Thank you. ... Don't lick it.
[Carol:] I'm not licking it.
[Mark:] Ooh I know you've been licking it. [LAUGHTER]
[Carol:] [LAUGHTER] Thank you.
[Mark:] Thanks very much. Cheers.... Black covers on this
[Paul:] Yeah, they... ah, they...
[Mark:] We, I stapled them all la ages and ages ago and they still came off. They're just crappy chairs!
[Paul:] Yes.
[Mark:] Well they were okay and then... just suddenly started doing it.
[Bedge:] Runcologist.
[Mark:] [sigh] Ha! Let's go in here, see I've locked the screen up so we're laughing.
[Bedge:] Makes a change!
[Mark:] Feet off the table!
[Bedge:] Do you have to say that?
[Paul:] Oh you don't put them like that!
[Bedge:] Oh yeah.
[Paul:] Put the new hole sizes on the drilling table?
[Mark:] No, that's what I'm saying, true I just did that... used to be a rotary.
[Paul:] Ah, have you lost all the graphics that went around it.
[Mark:] Doo doo doo doo doo doo
[Paul:] Yeah.
[Bedge:] It's there.
[Mark:] Where's the big table and that on the edge then?
[Bedge:] That's in er... in here.
[Mark:] Oh L? I'd a proper... I had a proper drill, oh you're talking about the new ones?
[Bedge:] No. There was three.
[Mark:] Oh that's right.
[Bedge:] Yes. That's why I was a bit confused
[Mark:] Oh they should be a drill non-plated, and a drill plated.
[Bedge:] Yeah, we got P T H, through hole
[Mark:] That's cool!
[Bedge:] non-plated and drill.
[Mark:] And exactly what I would of said.
[Bedge:] What's drill?
[Mark:] I dunno.
[Paul:] How do you know? You haven't even thought about it screw head!
[Mark:] [LAUGHTER]... Anyway, what can I do?
[Bedge:] He always makes out that it's his idea doesn't he? Oh yeah, I knew that would work!
[Group Of Unknown Speakers:] [LAUGHTER]
[Mark:] [LAUGHTER] []!
[Bedge:] What a bastard!
[Mark:] But... you got a red light there look! You go on regardless and there's a bloody red light down there!
[Bedge:] Yeah, well I... I tried to get rid of it but... it wouldn't go.
[Mark:] [LAUGHTER]
[Bedge:] Urgh, don't spit on my cheek!
[Mark:] I'm not actually!
[Paul:] Erm... going to graphic centre.
[Mark:] That's right.
[Bedge:] There's no room for my share.
[Norman:] Put it away!
[speaker001:] What?
[Bedge:] Chaps, integrity them toge Anyone?
[speaker001:] Did you get your? Sorry?
[Norman:] And have a game of.... Know what I caught on Wednesday night do you?! Family. I got.
[Mark:] Yeah, wouldn't be so bad.
[Bedge:] Right, solder resist.
[Norman:] Yeah, it was true wasn't it?
[Bedge:] Oh sorry!
[Norman:] [LAUGHTER] That's the one I want []! I'm only winding you up!
[Mark:] Na... oh yeah go, go through the solder resist go on.
[Bedge:] Oh, make your bloody mind up boy!
[Mark:] There.
[Bedge:] Right.
[Mark:] Re-draw. Right when those... blue ridge... tooling holds up... you wanna put a big resistor down there.
[Bedge:] Two length holes. Oh, the things! I thought that would generate it automatically.
[Mark:] Well it wouldn't.
[Bedge:] No. Why not? I thought it was from generator to a pipe, couple of hand brakes in there. Give it here! It's... it's easy to.
[Mark:] Sure, yeah. Now, now watch the burn.
[Norman:] [LAUGHTER]
[Bedge:] I know.
[Mark:] Come on!
[Bedge:] I know! I will clear it up... post haste. We need some coffee mats here. I think I'll
[Justin:] No you
[Bedge:] pick up a load of beer mats.
[Justin:] you're not supposed to have drinks in the cad area.
[Bedge:] No but... I I let you guys bring in drinks because... most this system on you wouldn't have a
[Norman:] You're not like old er... misery guts then?
[Mark:] Misery!
[Norman:] Misery!
[Bedge:] Alright, control F seven... Ah that fucking, oh he, oh he's ball right into a decent size at last!
[Justin:] Yeah, I changed it.
[Bedge:] No, this is still crap!
[Justin:] No it's not!
[Bedge:] It is!
[Justin:] It's great! Had it on A columns that's why... [LAUGHTER] two columns are missing []!
[Bedge:] Great innit! Great!
[Justin:] Aha.
[Bedge:] Er, you need a solder resist around there... why?
[Justin:] Because, if you'd done... right, the solder resist... they try and put it all over there and it's gonna screw up their manufacturing and stuff. You don't want it to cover the old hole! Right?
[speaker001:] Screws on the.
[Justin:] Yeah, cos, the solder just li links into the big hole... and you don't want it... cos it can... screw up the size of the hole then.
[Bedge:] You don't wanna do it. Have you got anything on that? But
[Justin:] Well I don't know a lo, a great deal about manufacturing which is... a bad thing really. I need to know the order in which it was on.
[Bedge:] Right. So you do a little circly... and you have it full... Oh that's clever innit! See that?
[Justin:] Yeah. With the to two combined to make it visible. And at the front.
[Bedge:] Oh we'll just stick it... twenty five parallel, alright?
[Justin:] Get it.
[Bedge:] Okay?
[Justin:] Good! It's the wrong colour!
[Bedge:] Don't be stupid! Why's that the wrong colour?
[Justin:] Well you jus... [LAUGHTER]
[Bedge:] [LAUGHTER]
[Justin:] I just don't siam that's all!
[Bedge:] Oh no!
[Justin:] [LAUGHTER]
[Bedge:] Can you hear what this boy's saying Norman?
[Norman:] Yep!
[Bedge:] What a waste of space!
[Justin:] Oh oh, God!
[Bedge:] [yawn]
[Mark:] I think I can be excused this week cos thi, the wife's away.
[Bedge:] What with no sex?
[Mark:] I used to think through it!
[Bedge:] I had sex this morning, it was quite good!
[Mark:] [LAUGHTER]
[Bedge:] [LAUGHTER]
[Mark:] The conventional... missionary!
[Bedge:] by now.
[Mark:] [LAUGHTER]
[Bedge:] [LAUGHTER]
[Mark:] [LAUGHTER] What's the number? Phone up enquiries will you?
[Bedge:] [LAUGHTER]
[Mark:] Ah dear!
[Bedge:] Right.
[Mark:] [LAUGHTER] I suppose you have time in the mornings []!
[Bedge:] I don't. That's one of
[Mark:] Do you walk the dog as well?
[Bedge:] reasons I was late this morning, but apart from bloody erm
[Mark:] Oh course you're on flexitime aren't you? I wanna be on flexitime. I might come in... I hate
[Bedge:] You could
[Mark:] having to get out of bed when I'm knackered!
[Bedge:] You could always negotiate it with me Mark. I'll certainly say no, but there you go! Never mind ay! [LAUGHTER]
[Mark:] I'll have to negotiate with Frank don't I? Not you! You're just a small boy!
[Bedge:] No you sho, no, you should do it through me. No you should do it through Tony actually.
[Mark:] Oh I'll go through you then.
[Bedge:] [LAUGHTER]
[Mark:] , can I go on flexitime?
[Bedge:] Well no, I mean, if you've gotta come in
[Mark:] I don't see why PA's can't have
[Bedge:] if you wanna come in at nine
[Mark:] flexitime? Why, what annoys me out here right, every other... ooh a lot of the... areas are on bloody nine day fortnight. I mean that'd be brilliant! That'd be so good!
[Norman:] So you'd work a nine day stretch and then have a load of days off?
[Mark:] Yeah. Now we have every other Friday off. It's brilliant!
[Bedge:] [LAUGHTER] You can move it []!
[John:] No I didn't realise... I wasn't sure whether it was there or not.
[Mark:] So would I have to work longer then? During the week, sort of till ha
[Bedge:] Yeah.
[Mark:] till five?
[Bedge:] Well of course they do! Still have to do thirty seven
[Mark:] Yeah.
[Bedge:] half hours a week!
[Mark:] So you work till five instead of half four and then he knocks off.
[Bedge:] Yeah something like that.
[Mark:] Mm.
[Bedge:] And he knoc, and you don't work the Friday.
[Mark:] Oh that's good!
[Bedge:] It's brilliant! And then if you have to work the Friday it's overtime!
[Norman:] isn't he?
[Bedge:] Oh fuck off you! Everybody's doing it!
[Mark:] So can I do it?
[Bedge:] It's at the back and none at the front.
[Mark:] Yeah that's right. It's.
[Bedge:] Right it's solder resistant.
[Mark:] Mm.
[Bedge:] Mm?
[John:] What with you and Norman together! You have a nice hairstyle between you!
[Bedge:] Have you seen Colin's?
[John:] Ye, actually yes, [LAUGHTER] that's... I wouldn't
[Bedge:] Fucking hell, his, his Mrs did it he said!
[John:] and be, and I'm not surprised, looking at it!
[Bedge:] Good Lord! Is is he in here?
[John:] No, he's not.
[Bedge:] Oh shit! I was hoping he was gonna be in there.
[John:] He's down there.
[Bedge:] [LAUGHTER]... It's brilliant!
[John:] Yeah, I thought he had something strange about him this morning.
[Bedge:] I walk in this morning, I'm ever so sorry Colin! [LAUGHTER] And it took about two minutes to twig what I was going on about []!
[John:] [LAUGHTER]
[Bedge:] Oh!
[Mark:] What are you playing with there Norm? The guy's always playing!
[John:] He's changing, changing some... every bloody minute I think, he must change! He's got
[Mark:] Well he just have to cycle round, every time you log out his go in a different.
[John:] Yeah, I mean, he he tries to stay on random.
[Norman:] No, I wanted... I wanted to scrap er... a pretty one then.
[Bedge:] Right. Ah, I've just remembered something else I've gotta do.
[Mark:] [yawning] Ooh God []!... You're gonna have to move erm... those three chips.
[Justin:] Shall I just crack it then?
[Bedge:] [LAUGHTER]... I can't get the stroke right. [LAUGHTER]
[Mark:] I think you're a dick lover anyway!
[Justin:] You liar!
[Mark:] What are you, well it wasn't you actually.
[Bedge:] Everybody laughs at Justin.
[Mark:] I'm not surprised. Gets sma smashing in the fucking... Mercs... oh
[Bedge:] Eighty thou is two millimetre isn't it?
[Mark:] He's a slaphead Norman!
[Bedge:] Is eighty thou, two millimetre, Norm?
[Norman:] What?
[Bedge:] Is eighty
[Mark:] Norm
[Bedge:] thou, two millimetre?
[Norman:] Yeah, forty thou, one mill.
[Paul:] How come you've got curly hair?
[Bedge:] [LAUGHTER]
[Mark:] That's looking really curly today.
[Bedge:] Don't! I I can take
[Mark:] That's cos his head's a scrotum, that's not actually a hair!
[Paul:] He's got loads of pubes [LAUGHTER] growing out []!
[Mark:] [LAUGHTER]
[Bedge:] Yeah, it's a bugger if I'm er... hanging round any velcro!
[Paul:] What are warnings then Mark?
[Bedge:] Er... problem with the.
[Paul:] No, it's not found.
[Mark:] Anyway, shall I go and get the bread?
[Norman:] Well only if you're sure you've got everything off there then?
[Mark:] Er....
[Bedge:] That's.
[Paul:] Bollocks.
[Bedge:] Oh hang on. Plated no. Heads... Were those non-plated? Did you find they was non-plateds?
[Mark:] Yeah.
[Bedge:] You did? Definitely?
[Mark:] They were non-copper.
[Bedge:] No, non-plated's. Non-plated through when you made the shape.
[Mark:] If you're sure.
[Bedge:] Find out in a minute.
[Mark:] Yeah but... I made them non-copper so they wouldn't.
[Bedge:] No, that's the pads, non-copper. How's your pad?
[Mark:] Mm. I can't remember to be honest. Have to check it.
[Bedge:] Should be a sixteen one. Ah no wait a minute, it's thick, thick, thick.
[Mark:] [yawning] Ah []!
[Bedge:] eighty
[Mark:] [yawn]
[Bedge:] and that one's... fifty You what?
[Norman:] I'm just trying to move passed that I'm making a couple of holes bigger. These ones.
[Mark:] Oh right.
[Bedge:] You happy now Norm?
[Norman:] Yeah, I like that one.... Well you're a bloody fine one to talk... fi, fiddling the back, down there for yonks
[Bedge:] Oh it's only Friday afternoon, I was waiting for... Doris to phone me weren't I?
[Norman:] Excuse me. Did you, did hear Bedge what he actually did on Friday?
[Bedge:] No.
[Norman:] Phones him up two minutes past three... I'm gonna try and get the three o'clock train!
[Bedge:] [LAUGHTER]
[Norman:] From London!
[Mark:] [LAUGHTER]
[Norman:] So said
[Bedge:] Brilliant!
[Norman:] oh I don't think you will. Couple of minutes later she phones back, er... I missed that one I'll have to get, or the next one!
[Bedge:] [LAUGHTER]
[Mark:] [LAUGHTER]
[Norman:] What a corker. What a corker.
[Mark:] Stupid daft woman!
[Norman:] You wait till I see her! I'll say to her... any... yeah oh yeah, if we... if we get to the station at five past three do you reckon we'll get the three o'clock train?
[Group Of Unknown Speakers:] [LAUGHTER]
[Bedge:] Yeah, that's a cracker that!
[Paul:] Just think get like that
[Bedge:] I said... I said she's bound to phone back in a minute! And no doubt, the phone rang.
[Paul:] What's the name of the shape?
[Bedge:] What shape?
[Paul:] P L C C's
[Bedge:] Ha?
[Paul:] With P L C C's.
[Bedge:] Oh P L C C... erm
[Paul:] I'll keep going next alright?
[Bedge:] with hole, I think.
[Paul:] Don't.
[Bedge:] [LAUGHTER] Yeah []!
[Paul:] Ha!
[Bedge:] That's alright,
[Paul:] [LAUGHTER]
[Bedge:] [LAUGHTER]... But
[Paul:] Oh, I'm lo, I'm looking for parts here I think. A O, of.
[Bedge:] Or is it one eight six on there?
[Paul:] The ay?
[Bedge:] Next one down.
[Paul:] Are we using the one eight eight?
[Bedge:] No, no, no, no.
[Paul:] Oh we use the one eight six on it.
[Bedge:] Yeah.... How you doing?
[Paul:] [LAUGHTER]
[Bedge:] With hole!
[Paul:] [LAUGHTER]
[Bedge:] I thought that was really descriptive.
[Paul:] Oh shit!
[Bedge:] Cos these are exactly the same except with a... well and two erm... those four holes missing.... [yawn]... Oh this you'll be there all day!... Okay, alright.
[Paul:] Bing
[Bedge:] Plated... no... spot on! I'm impressed! What about the forty eight one? I take it it's... [LAUGHTER] P L C C []
[Paul:] With a hole, yeah. Ah, wrong one! Forty eight, forty eight.
[Bedge:] No it's forty four.
[Paul:] No it isn't.... That's okay innit?
[Bedge:] Excellent stuff!
[Paul:] Splendid!
[Bedge:] Right. So we had to get th... the drill table sorted out.
[Paul:] That cancels... yeah but today, I think don't we?
[Bedge:] [yawn]
[Paul:] Oh!
[Bedge:] What's next after this then?
[Paul:] Well I've just gotta make sure the drill template's on.
[Bedge:] Oh well, once this is done.
[Paul:] Well we're both back onto erm... the wotsit
[Bedge:] The piston.
[Paul:] Oh that's quite good.
[Bedge:] That's funny, old erm... Colin came in... and you know that one with a... the sort of... screen save and the... the screen shot of that...... three- D
[Paul:] Yeah.
[Bedge:] ... I can't really manage to get a... a. I said have a go with it. He sort of think, you know with the balloons on it, so he go he got the mouth part and urgh! Mr gullible!
[Paul:] Right, if we do a whole list. Remember VMMT.
[Bedge:] VM, MT? You what?
[Paul:] Have a to the whole list.... Those are plated through holes. Ah! Fifty, sixty? Ah that's why, fifty doesn't. VMMT. V M... M T... V, I reckon.
[Bedge:] V or B.
[Paul:] Fifty.
[Bedge:] Anyway se... these are always named upper case so... it will always be.
[Paul:] Yeah, but you've already got B there for sixty.
[Bedge:] Oh yeah!
[Paul:] V W or something.... [singing] lum lum la la lum la la lum lum mm [].
[Bedge:] Oh I know, ah!
[Paul:] Just type in a minute and I'll
[Bedge:] [yawning] Why's that bill still []
[Paul:] Marking information.
[Bedge:] Yeah, Bill's got a... an amber light.
[speaker001:] That's right, I can't... see anything in
[Paul:] Why's that? Cos it's not quite built?
[Bedge:] Yeah.... What's X?
[Paul:] Right... that one's got the table on... instead of the graphics. I don't wanna lose that table, cos I don't want to have to write it all again.... Yeah?
[Bedge:] Mhm.
[Paul:] So by...
[Bedge:] That's a sod that isn't it? You do a re-drawing, it disappears! I hate people who do that!
[Mark:] What?
[Bedge:] These chair covers!
[Mark:] [LAUGHTER]
[Bedge:] It's cos they don't sit in the seat properly, they slouch in them! Make it drag!
[Mark:] Ah er... what's it like living with you then?
[Bedge:] Great!
[Mark:] [LAUGHTER]
[Bedge:] Couldn't be better! It's alright for me!
[Mark:] Your poor Mrs!
[Bedge:] No, she's alright.
[Mark:] It's an area... area select.
[Bedge:] Right. [yawn]... Okay, what we can do, if we... graphics... we bind that alright? Okay, then we do... points of reference... and then we do... graphics... name symbol, yeah?
[Mark:] Aha. Yeah I did this
[Bedge:] Well the
[Mark:] before.
[Bedge:] You can save it to er erm...
[Mark:] Simple table.
[Bedge:] simple table. Oops! Right?
[Mark:] Enough?
[Bedge:] Then you can pull it in.
[Mark:] Yeah. Okay, so... select a... it's a lovely machine!
[Bedge:] . 's using the ace. ace for er... PC's. And it's quite quick. Quite good!
[Mark:] Oh you can get it off a pc can you?
[Bedge:] Yeah, you can, it's only a... a demo thing at the moment. It's quite good!
[Mark:] Right! [singing] Doo do doo []. Is it all exactly the same functions then? Same layout as this.
[Bedge:] Slightly different. Might be a bit different. It's bit of a migration, it can hardly turn its head.
[Mark:] What about erm... thing? What's it run on... V G A?
[Bedge:] Yeah, it will run on V G A. Run on E G A as well I think.
[Mark:] Can't be a very good... graphics one.
[Bedge:] Well I run it on mine next. Can't u, can't use the... right.
[Mark:] Is it the demo you got from Datatrip
[Bedge:] Yeah. Right, holeless... VMMT... V M M T... WS.
[Mark:] Oh yeah.
[Bedge:] Seven inch.
[Mark:] No. [whispering] [].
[Bedge:] This to come out. Right, that's all the non-plated ones isn't it?
[Mark:] Alright.
[Bedge:] Shit! What is doing now?
[Paul:] Yeah,. The er... sump has gone in it.
[Mark:] Right that's the... the P T H
[Bedge:] You're not opening into the file are you?
[Paul:] No I don't need to. Don't. And you
[Mark:] Old with thirty fi, thirty five mill
[Bedge:] Bit like mine is it?
[Paul:] Possibly! Can't remember
[Bedge:] It
[Paul:] having a thirty five mill
[Bedge:] it might be in the centre of the... P L C C's.
[Paul:] No, they're big holes ain't they?... Huge! See they're huge!
[Bedge:] Well no, there's a little pad there.
[Paul:] A pad, it's it's not a pad it's an actual hole.
[Bedge:] Oh!
[Paul:] Hole with diameter thirty five mill.... Thirty five mill?
[Bedge:] I do, it doesn't ring a bell actually. Thirty five mill, at all.
[Paul:] [shouting] Norm []!
[Norman:] Yes?
[Paul:] What uses a thirty five thou... hole?
[Norman:] Erm
[Paul:] Crystals?
[Norman:] Crystals is about the only thing that would use it.
[Paul:] Can't imagine what's changed it.
[Bedge:] Why do you have so many different hole sizes? I mean surely you could have a point eight for crystal and still solder?
[Paul:] No, well
[Bedge:] Or is both sided, soldered?
[Paul:] The flow soldered if the hole's too big cos the crystals is thinner.
[Bedge:] Yeah.
[Paul:] It wicks up through.
[Bedge:] Also... erm
[Paul:] It's no problem but
[Bedge:] polystyrene plastics are... are very good crystals.
[Paul:] Yeah. We're not using polystyrene anyway. There's a thirty three in there.
[Bedge:] [yawning] Ah, ha ha []!
[Paul:] Uses thirty five mill?
[speaker001:] [singing] Wah ah oh oh oh Oh.
[Paul:] . It's definitely a thirty five.
[Bedge:] [singing] [].
[Paul:] [shouting] What would use thirty three Norm []?
[Norman:] Yeah, well it's small..
[Paul:] Yeah.
[Norman:] Erm
[Bedge:] He's trying to think.
[Paul:] Must have updated the crystals then?
[Norman:] It's
[Paul:] I think I might have erm... used thirty three on the crystals and now the shape's been updated.... And there's nothing particularly unusual on that.
[Norman:] Crystal's would be erm... one eighths
[John:] And the veers What about the veers? They're quite small.
[Paul:] These are twenty fives aren't they?
[Norman:] These are twenty, yeah.
[Paul:] These are twenty, yeah.
[Norman:] Thirty threes, thirty seven... forty six, so... well thirty threes must be the crystals, thirty fives... I don't see what they're gonna be.
[Paul:] er... sha
[John:] What letter are you er
[Paul:] Oh I'm not worried about the letters at the moment. Just got it sitting in
[John:] Well
[Paul:] it's never had that before, I'm just trying to work out where it's come from.
[Justin:] Can't you do a... a select? Name select or something and pick out a... one of the pads with that hole?
[Norman:] No, you can't, there's erm... I see.... You haven't got anything unusual that's gonna be small.
[Paul:] No. Oh I've got a thirth three hold iron or on the er... crystals look.
[Norman:] Yeah, alright.
[Bedge:] Tha, that's probably a mistake in the past... before we had all this changing.
[Norman:] Right.
[Bedge:] I'll define
[Norman:] Cos now we've gone up to thirty fives, I'm pretty sure.
[Paul:] Just er
[Mark:] They're both the same footprint, those two...
[Paul:] Sorry?
[Mark:] These two are the same footprint.
[Paul:] Yeah.
[Mark:] What about that one there? Bedge?
[Paul:] Oh that's cute!
[Bedge:] Oh ah
[Paul:] Who got that one?
[Mark:] Little one there.
[Bedge:] I think they should all be er
[Paul:] I know what it could be!
[Justin:] I know what it is! We know what it is.
[Norman:] Er
[Paul:] What a, what are Zener diodes called, shape?
[speaker001:] Which ones?
[Paul:] Jus Just a normal Zener. It's not on there but
[Norman:] Oh erm
[Bedge:] It's on the back. [LAUGHTER]
[Paul:] R four, no D... D three over four sixty?
[Norman:] Is that a normal, a normal Zener one, Z is is in some ways.
[Mark:] I think it uses the same footprint doesn't it?
[Norman:] Yeah.
[Paul:] Oh hang on, let's let's... let's do it the easy way.
[Bedge:] It's very quick.... Two, three and a so sixty... that's good innit? Whoops!
[Paul:] And si, six, six, six, six, six, six.
[Bedge:] I bet you pound of thirty fives cos... that's a new one... machine. That's a new component I put on there and that would be updated, yeah.
[John:] there.
[Bedge:] That's what it is.
[Paul:] So all the thirty two's have gotta be changed to thirty fives.
[John:] Well, is it thirty three, or thirty five.
[Bedge:] Thirty five rings a bell, erm....
[Mark:] Oh, find out. I can't find an easy one can I? I could look at the library can't I?
[Bedge:] Yep.
[Mark:] Cos I know they're all up to date.
[Justin:] You know the check that went in?
[Bedge:] Mhm. Something vague with this split window innit in? See if they're in the same file and two different bits... two... places on the file. It's doing code and you need to change several entries or something.
[Justin:] Mm mm.
[Bedge:] Just split your window.
[Justin:] Brilliant! I'm not with you.
[Bedge:] Well if you've got a big file... right? And you're changing all your currencies of a certain variable
[Justin:] Yeah.
[Bedge:] you can have it at the top where you've changed it and then the window underneath you can scan it through the file again. Alright?
[Justin:] Brilliant!
[speaker001:] Nice though.
[Norman:] You pick them.
[Bedge:] Can't you just do a find?
[Mark:] Can you
[Bedge:] Find and replace.
[Mark:] wait five minutes?
[Justin:] Yeah, you probably can.
[Mark:] Cos I've got something to take over, you might as well take them over. Can you find the ye, if is there any yellow pads about?
[Paul:] We've gone right out.
[Justin:] I'll pick up somewhere. Er, yellow pads?
[Mark:] You know the... you pull out the information.
[Justin:] So what were you up at lunchtime then?
[Bedge:] Thirty seven is a different one altogether again isn't it Norm?
[Norman:] Hang on!
[Bedge:] Make that the same
[Norman:] After you
[Bedge:] call the same symbol alright? I make it the same size... okay?
[Norman:] I wouldn't of thought there's sod all difference between thirty three and thirty seven.
[speaker001:] No.
[Bedge:] Yeah, but you have to tell it.
[speaker001:] I'm not ready Norm!
[Bedge:] Cos it sees both of those holes in the data range.
[Norman:] Oh ya!
[speaker001:] [LAUGHTER]
[Paul:] Hey, I saw this bird Norm
[Norman:] Yeah.
[Bedge:] Yeah.
[Norman:] That Justin's trying to er
[Paul:] Pull... pull.
[Norman:] but... he says he isn't!
[Bedge:] [LAUGHTER]
[Justin:] Don't laugh!
[Norman:] He's completely ignoring me now! Now I've seen him interfering with the smoke alarm now!
[speaker001:] Thought that was quite remarkable!
[Norman:] Oh you know that we were talking about
[Paul:] What she look like?
[Norman:] working here from the pub.
[Paul:] Dear oh dear oh dear!
[Bedge:] Yeah.
[Norman:] Still soaring in he with that?
[Paul:] What a halibut!
[John:] E any good for a titty wank
[Paul:] No, no good for a titty wank No, totally bare!
[Bedge:] [LAUGHTER] A titty wank []! We used to call it breast fucking but that's much nicer!
[Paul:] [LAUGHTER] No, too
[Norman:] Tha, that's too descriptive.
[Paul:] titty wank
[John:] All calls for a
[Bedge:] Titty wank
[John:] tea break and I like that, I like the er... the phrasing.
[speaker001:] Titty wank
[Bedge:] Titty wank
[Paul:] Did you have a titty wank over the er weekend now your wife's back?
[Bedge:] Ah!
[Paul:] No?
[Bedge:] Not big enough mate!
[Justin:] No, nor [LAUGHTER] is that, bloody right []!
[Bedge:] What the tits or er... [LAUGHTER]
[Group Of Unknown Speakers:] [LAUGHTER]
[Bedge:] Well if it was... if mine was small I'd be alright on mine.
[Mark:] [LAUGHTER]
[Bedge:] [LAUGHTER]
[Paul:] Ah well!
[Bedge:] [LAUGHTER] Titty wank, I like that []! It's one of the funniest things I've heard for Oh, minutes!
[Group Of Unknown Speakers:] [LAUGHTER]
[Justin:] Micro-seconds!
[Bedge:] Urgh, what a horrible colour!
[Paul:] Norman's got the bland taste again.
[Bedge:] Yeah.
[Norman:] I didn't set this one, this is bloody he set
[Justin:] Oh that's
[Norman:] it up!
[Justin:] gross!
[speaker001:] What?
[Justin:] Right. Gross of public. Expensive.
[Mark:] Yeah, get my posh car.
[Norman:] Do you know you could do this?
[Bedge:] What?
[Norman:] Not edit within capitals.
[Justin:] Oh the software problem.
[Bedge:] No I didn't.
[John:] I asked Daniel to leave.
[Bedge:] Have they?
[John:] No.
[Paul:] No, no, no, leave the room. Leave the room. It's alright bu... get off your high horse!
[Bedge:] I was... just gonna say why?
[John:] No.
[Paul:] Well
[John:] I don't know.
[Paul:] I reckon that Daniel's.
[John:] Might be.
[Bedge:] Has he had a bad appraisal then or something.
[Paul:] I dunno.
[speaker001:] Dunno.
[Norman:] Kevin had one.
[Bedge:] Well Kevin's a wanker!
[Norman:] His.
[Mark:] Erm
[Paul:] Well give us a shape to look at then.
[Norman:] Can't I get.
[Bedge:] Sorry?
[Paul:] Come on! How long you gonna be?
[Norman:] Not long.
[Bedge:] Z three over four sixty?
[speaker001:] Good grief! On the score... sixty. [whistling]
[Mark:] [singing] Mm, mm mm [].
[Paul:] [singing] That's the way [].
[Bedge:] That's what we call innit?
[Paul:] What's five thou
[Justin:] Thirty five thou for the lo
[Paul:] Alright.
[Justin:] you take three under sixty.
[Norman:] What about... fourteen dip and under school osc
[speaker001:] That's a nice one!
[Bedge:] I think that was drill under
[speaker001:] Was any
[Bedge:] school table.
[Norman:] Are you sure?
[Mark:] You sure Bedge?
[Bedge:] Drill un under school osc
[Mark:] What the first bit of that cos the thing in your mouth.
[speaker001:] [LAUGHTER]
[Bedge:] Fourteen dip... under school... osc Graphics are crap, look at tha, look at that! Oh! [LAUGHTER] Gone completely []!
[Norman:] It's not overwriting it is it? Yes!
[Bedge:] Right.... Have you got nothing else to do apart from squeaking chair?
[Mark:] Hasn't bought the bloody letters with it!
[Paul:] I'm here,.
[Mark:] Dash
[Paul:] Thirty three, forty six.
[Mark:] [LAUGHTER] fetch []!
[Bedge:] Have you
[Paul:] Bedge!
[Bedge:] erased that layer?
[Mark:] Yeah it's all gone now. Sorry I'll get the old
[Paul:] Thirty three
[Mark:] paint pot.
[Paul:] Thirty three is the oscillator
[Bedge:] Right... it should be thirty three.
[Paul:] Well that's what they use in the library so that's a... I'll make sure the library ones are correct on mine, alright?... What are the other oscillators?
[Norman:] Thirty five is point nine.
[Paul:] That should be point eight five.
[Norman:] Should it?
[Paul:] Yeah.
[Norman:] So it should be dip, thirty three and
[Paul:] Yeah. What's the other oscillator, that one that's... you lie flat
[John:] An eighteen... osc or something.
[Bedge:] It's... H C eighteen.
[Paul:] H C eighteen.
[Bedge:] Alright, we're gonna have to do a well hard copy here. Oh shit! That means we're gonna have to rebuild that bloody
[Mark:] Hang on! Zoom in.
[Bedge:] No I think the... I think they're there.
[Justin:] You might find they're with the scrap.
[Bedge:] Okay. It's it's... no problem.
[Mark:] It's found it all has it?
[Bedge:] Yeah, should of picked it all up. That's right. I gotta rebuild this anyway.
[Mark:] What a bugger! [yawn]
[Paul:] Yeah, the erm... small oscillator is a thirty three as well.
[Bedge:] Alright.
[Mark:] [yawning] Ah ha []!
[Bedge:] So there is a difference between thirty three and thirty five?
[Paul:] Correct!
[Mark:] Looks that way.
[Bedge:] I'm gonna delete this one.
[Paul:] Although saying that... one we sent out to erm...
[Bedge:] Yeah.
[Paul:] they actually drew the wall at point nine
[Norman:] Or point nine five.
[Paul:] oscillated everything. The pads are big enough to take it... but when we a, you know that, when we had that problem about the er... what's a name coming up?
[Bedge:] Yeah.
[Paul:] The solder coming up, we decided we'd go down to what... size it should be.
[Mark:] Yeah. Thing is the... th
[Paul:] The bulk of the drawing rules were such that... you got the pin diameter plus... you know, their... size pads and all this and stuff.
[Bedge:] Yeah.
[Paul:] So we basically done to what that is... although they said they were just gonna dri, drill a one point nine five
[Bedge:] Mm.
[Paul:] and sort of run it from there.
[Bedge:] Well it's a strange fault cos
[Mark:] Very. Very!
[Paul:] They make a big thing about some things, and then some we're gonna drill all that point nine five anyway!
[Norman:] Yeah.
[Paul:] They made a big thing about us... sort of not using one millimetre holes... using
[Bedge:] Mm.
[Paul:] point nine five holes, cos that's standard... size
[Norman:] But that's... that's sod all!
[Paul:] Yeah. We wouldn't have used one mill on the sc for out side counters and letters... they said oh no, they were gonna use wha you know er... what's a name?
[speaker001:] Mr
[Paul:] Point nine five.
[speaker001:] Yeah. Mr was well upset!
[Bedge:] Phylis?
[Justin:] Well upset!
[Bedge:] Why?
[Justin:] They're gonna... charge him for casting his.
[Bedge:] Well course they are!
[Justin:] He's dying though! Poor chap! If he was get, get in off his death bed... and in.
[Bedge:] [LAUGHTER]
[Mark:] Serves him
[Justin:] And when
[Mark:] right! He's got
[Justin:] When he did
[Mark:] plenty of money anyway!
[Justin:] wondered if I should have his place.
[Bedge:] When is it?
[Justin:] Er, tonight.
[Bedge:] I can't play tonight.
[Justin:] I'm already playing tonight.
[speaker001:] Yeah. John might. Four point three O.
[Justin:] Four point three O, okay.
[Norman:] Are the printers on?
[Mark:] Think so.
[Norman:] Ah ga ga ga
[Mark:] Yeah, they should be!
[Justin:] Is it, ain't worth trying him?
[John:] I can't think of anyone else. Have to
[Justin:] Okay.
[John:] .
[Mark:] What about the other one... Mr?
[Justin:] if he's genuinely ill, know what I mean?
[Mark:] Yeah. Did he... what badly?
[Paul:] Got flu or something.
[Justin:] Yeah. Sounds well rough! He reckons he might be in tomorrow.
[Paul:] Yeah.
[Justin:] ... well rough!
[Bedge:] Right, I better... go and ring and cancel my night then.
[speaker001:] one of those favours. Ta!
[Bedge:] Er... well I gotta phone someone up.
[Mark:] [LAUGHTER]
[Bedge:] [speaking on phone] ello, yeah I just er wondering... can I court I booked for Wednesday night please? This Thursday?
[Norman:] Come on!
[Bedge:] Erm
[speaker001:] What?
[Bedge:] Thanks then, thanks a lot then! Okay bye!
[speaker001:] No, I'm not going! Might have got away then!
[Bedge:] Don't upset Norm!
[Mark:] Swap... swap it with a duff one!
[Bedge:] That's a duff one innit?
[John:] There you go.
[Mark:] Right.
[Bedge:] What were you wanting to do?
[Mark:] Waiting for that joist out the back.
[Bedge:] Ah! Right erm... oh
[Mark:] No, not that! Cos I've done, I've done all that! Clicked that.
[Bedge:] You done that? That's quick.
[Mark:] No adaptor.... Take this then.
[Bedge:] It's quicker. Well usually cos I got my feet up on a bench and I can't reach keyboard so
[Mark:] I had a fishy sandwich earlier and I feel.
[Bedge:] I'm not surprised!
[Mark:] Especially at the exhaust end.
[Bedge:] smell it?
[Mark:] Yeah.
[Bedge:] [LAUGHTER]
[Mark:] Basically! [LAUGHTER]
[Bedge:] You bastard! Er
[Mark:] Keep.
[Bedge:] What's the matter with it? Has it got a hole in it?
[Mark:] Now I've... well I'm trading it in on Saturday night.
[Bedge:] Yeah.
[Mark:] ... well I was gonna bring it in this morning that's why I was late this morning. I went up the road and it went bang and blew a out the back! [LAUGHTER]... And fortunately the end cap was like a, so I went and then I stuck some wadding in just to wire in that head lamp.
[Bedge:] Help with some erm propylene. Mm!
[Mark:] alright
[Bedge:] Malgood
[Mark:] is it?
[Bedge:] or.
[Mark:] Right, I'll have to try it.
[Bedge:] Bad as that.
[Mark:] Sticks in meant to blow it out. It's not cracking now.
[Bedge:] What's in there at the moment?
[Mark:] Well they... normally just packed with some sort of wadding, I dunno.
[Bedge:] Probably asbestos or something. Got a, hell of a hot temperature in an exhaust.
[Mark:] Er... yeah. Oh just buy a... couple of bananas [LAUGHTER] and apple []!
[Bedge:] [LAUGHTER] []!
[Mark:] It'll fill the end up! More like the holes in. [LAUGHTER]
[Bedge:] Wha what are we on? Drill.
[Mark:] Yeah. On the score. No...
[Bedge:] Not plated.
[Mark:] Or P T H... doesn't really matter which one you got.
[Bedge:] Okay.
[Mark:] So then... straighten that end tail.
[Bedge:] Drill table.... What the one that should of been here?
[Mark:] Yeah. Just extract it now then.
[Bedge:] Oh I see, right.... Yeah it's got some er,.
[Mark:] Course it is. [LAUGHTER]
[speaker001:] She'll be disappointed!
[Mark:] Hello Phil! Alright? Come and join the party!
[speaker001:] What, is there a party going?
[Mark:] Yeah.
[speaker001:] Oh I'd love to!
[Norman:] Well there was, the girls have gone.
[Mark:] We're all cas over here, you'll fit in alright.
[speaker001:] [LAUGHTER]
[Norman:] [LAUGHTER]
[Bedge:] Not worried about age groups are we?
[Mark:] Phil, casual.
[Bedge:] Er... blo lo lo lo lo
[speaker001:] Oh I've been in the.
[Mark:] ... Me and Andy drove into the car park... at the Cambridge Exchange... on Friday
[speaker001:] , yeah.
[Mark:] and guess who was driving out?
[speaker001:] Guess who was driving out? Dunno.
[Mark:] And we were driving in. Carl.
[speaker001:] Carly!
[Mark:] Small world eh?
[speaker001:] Yeah!
[Mark:] Exactly the same minute! We... if we'd been a minute later we'd have
[Bedge:] [sigh]
[Mark:] missed him! A minute earlier he never would have stopped! [LAUGHTER]
[speaker001:] Unbelievable!
[Mark:] He was on crutches.
[speaker001:] Is he?
[Mark:] Yeah, cos you know he broke his leg don't you?
[speaker001:] Yeah, I heard he'd broken his leg.
[Mark:] It's... it's the en, the end of his football career.
[Bedge:] Is that jumping off the er wardrobe is it?
[Mark:] No, playing football. Got the.
[Bedge:] [LAUGHTER]
[speaker001:] If you look in there now right you got a little
[Mark:] Yeah there was somebody doing that.
[speaker001:] Yeah.
[Mark:] Like a.
[speaker001:] That's right, and she was following the....
[Mark:] Couldn't bloody steal that one!
[Group Of Unknown Speakers:] [LAUGHTER]
[speaker001:] With all the names on coming round here.
[Mark:] I assume in some ways
[speaker001:] [shouting] oi []!
[Bedge:] Bars of text now
[Mark:] Who?
[Bedge:] don't we?
[Mark:] Yeah. We got... letter
[speaker001:] What does he want?
[Mark:] [LAUGHTER]... You put the letter in.
[Bedge:] No!
[Mark:] And we got, hah! Now what's she done?
[Bedge:] I don't know. Text.
[Mark:] These are the
[speaker001:] [speaking on phone] ello! Hi!
[Mark:] Erm
[Bedge:] Click.
[Mark:] off move
[Bedge:] Mm.
[speaker001:] Ahh ah ah!
[Mark:] and then go... re-draw
[speaker001:] Oh yes, yes!
[Mark:] and then do a
[Bedge:] This has always been iffy this graphics editor!
[Mark:] Here we go!
[Bedge:] It's not
[Mark:] with it
[Bedge:] [LAUGHTER] No, no, it doesn't work [] to the same standards does it?
[Mark:] Here we go! Fix... so... you want to convert M to millimetres? I go in with the old one as well, right? Here?
[Bedge:] Okay.
[Mark:] Be writing all the letters by here.
[Bedge:] In here.
[Mark:] Oh right!
[Bedge:] [LAUGHTER] Oh bloody hell []! You said I wouldn't have to do this!
[Mark:] I had to add a bit on the bottom here... Bedge.
[Bedge:] Sorry?
[Andy:] Get stuffed!
[Bedge:] Yeah!
[Yun:] I help you.
[Bedge:] Erm....
[Yun:] by any chance Bedge?
[Norman:] There you are then. Alright?
[Bedge:] Clear line is it?
[speaker001:] Bedge!
[Bedge:] Smack him!
[speaker001:] Here we go Terry.
[Bedge:] Alright?
[Mark:] Feel much better now.
[Bedge:] Why?
[Mark:] I just thrown something at the erm... [LAUGHTER]
[Bedge:] Oh I see.
[Mark:] Right!
[Bedge:] He can be troublesome can't he?
[Mark:] Now... where are we?
[Bedge:] [singing] Mm mm [].
[Mark:] Okay. Okay.
[Bedge:] The hole sizes.
[Mark:] It's nought point five. Ooh I've!
[Bedge:] [belch] Mm. Right... er... point five. Plated?
[Mark:] Yep.
[Bedge:] And
[Mark:] Ought point eight five.
[Bedge:] Why does it have to be highlighted now?
[Mark:] Yeah, I dunno why.
[Bedge:] Pain in the arse innit!
[Mark:] And... it's nought point O one.
[Bedge:] Right.
[Mark:] nought point nine five.
[Bedge:] Point one O five... on the bloody... silk se, er the... painting through can't be that good. One?
[Mark:] Yeah, point zero.
[Bedge:] [sneeze]
[Mark:] Yes. is one point O three.
[Andy:] Have you been... crawling in here Bedge?
[Yun:] He crawled in here by himself!
[Andy:] [LAUGHTER]
[Yun:] a worm!
[Andy:] Fucking right! It's unbelievable!
[Norman:] He has been playing with it.
[Andy:] Mm.
[Yun:] Yeah.
[Bedge:] I hate you lot!
[Collin:] It's lovely!
[Group Of Unknown Speakers:] [LAUGHTER]
[Collin:] Bloody good I'd say!
[Bedge:] That's fifty quid that you owe me
[Group Of Unknown Speakers:] [LAUGHTER]
[Bedge:] I can take it!
[Mark:] One po, one point three L's on here.
[Bedge:] Six point eight.
[Mark:] No,. Right, where's K? Wonder if K's got it
[Yun:] K's thick!
[Mark:] up there now.
[Yun:] K's thick.
[Mark:] ... K, probably doesn't exist now.
[Bedge:] Ah ah!
[Mark:] Leave it on there. L
[Bedge:] ...
[Mark:] Can't see any other K's on there. No,lea leave it in. Do the whole list again. Right? L?
[Bedge:] Well L is
[Mark:] Non-plated.
[Bedge:] Yep.
[Mark:] As it is, it's three point eight.... Did I say two point eight.
[Bedge:] Yeah. L, three point eight.
[Mark:] Yeah, but I mean were they all on the?
[Bedge:] Well... you wouldn't hold twenty one of these. Or one of these.
[Mark:] T's
[Bedge:] Er
[Mark:] Er... sixty.
[Bedge:] They'll probably be old ones. They're probably in there. In the cellar.
[Mark:] OMT's again.
[Bedge:] Where's the board gone?
[Mark:] It's round here.... I still don't know what he's doing, he's probably got a or something. No, they're
[Bedge:] Yeah.
[Mark:] Two point fives.
[Bedge:] It's under there... the crystal. The regulator.
[Mark:] L, yeah, it could do.
[Bedge:] It's no longer there.
[Mark:] Yeah, that's bigger than one point three though isn't it?
[Bedge:] No.
[Mark:] Yeah, that is a huge... space three points.
[Bedge:] Oh two point eight this is.
[Mark:] Oh sorry, did I say two point eight?
[Bedge:] Yeah.
[Mark:] Yeah.
[Bedge:] We're looking for
[Mark:] Yes that's what it is.
[Bedge:] Yeah, but let's not use any more.
[Mark:] Well, what we'll do... we we'll fill these out right and then we'll do... a plot info then we gotta find out what actually he has used.
[Bedge:] Oh God!
[Mark:] No, gotta cancel, go on!
[Bedge:] Hang on, let me save this first. So
[Mark:] Cos what it does, it remembers tools... tool holes that used to be on there. It's a bit of a pain!... No point in saving it.
[Bedge:] It's lovely doubly... Five foot.
[Mark:] Just write it on a bit, bit of paper. On there. Haven't got any little cards have you?
[Bedge:] Not green ones, no. Oh that's true. If you were ni... is there cakes up there?
[Mark:] No, the guy was the just filling the bar one up.
[Bedge:] What, not even erm... fruit cake?
[Mark:] No.
[Bedge:] Okay. Hand tools.
[Mark:] Sorry about this..
[Bedge:] Yeah well I'm used to it. [singing] ah ah ah []. Ahh! Might pop and see George in a minute. What time's the post go?
[Mark:] Post?
[Bedge:] If I post something to tomorrow morning that'll get there Wednesday morning won't it?
[Mark:] Should do.
[Bedge:] Got a bloody assignment to give in and... I forgot... I lost the... bloody address!
[Mark:] Shoo,!
[Bedge:] Right, V.
[Mark:] Mm mm.
[Bedge:] Now.
[Mark:] That's a photo plot.... Is there a plot info now?. Now... quick on erm... grid.
[Bedge:] Not possible to get the data in datus... uphill?
[Mark:] the plot yet.
[Bedge:] We want plot grill.
[Mark:] They go there. Go there.
[Bedge:] Right.
[Mark:] I see.
[Bedge:] Brilliant!
[Mark:] Make your way up. Right, and let's do one on the other one as well.... Right then.
[Andy:] Is something burning or what? Can you smell it?
[Mark:] It smelt strange in here but I weren't sure if it was my fish paste sandwich or not!
[Andy:] [LAUGHTER]... Shit!
[Mark:] Just got a whiff as soon as you walked up then! Second time I've been able to smell that.
[Andy:] That's the smell from a over there.
[Mark:] I reckon them wo working on them laser, the solder iron.
[Bedge:] No, it smells like erm
[Andy:] Like your arse!.
[Mark:] Ooh!
[Bedge:] It smells like erm... what do you call that stuff? Heat shrink sleeving.
[Mark:] Mm.
[Yun:] You've been fucking put this thing on and! You're not listening!
[Bedge:] That's alright. Now
[Mark:] Have a look at your terminal window, come on. Click, click, clicking! You clicking? I'm picking. I'm clicking! I just put your on...
[Bedge:] Double click that's it. Double click in the.
[Mark:] No, you're doing the morse or something!
[Yun:] Yes, you did! You bloody fart!
[speaker001:] .
[Mark:] I hate David!
[Bedge:] Sh!
[Mark:] is not right. Got it!
[Bedge:] Okay, we got a sixty, an eighty, a hundred and ten... three hundred and a... fifty.
[Mark:] I'll remember that..
[Bedge:] Mm! [shouting] Hey Normska []!
[Norman:] Yeah?
[Bedge:] this thing tell you a number of holes.
[Norman:] Yeah.
[Mark:] Just telling you.
[Andy:] Shit! Some of this stuff!
[Bedge:] So that we hold a window open for.
[Andy:] That's it! You set the fire alarm off see! Big fan on as well.
[Bedge:] Brurghhh
[Mark:] Cor! Lovely!
[Bedge:] Ah, fresh air!
[Norman:] Look, do I have to tell you everything? Or have you found it?
[speaker001:] No.
[Bedge:] No, I was working out we could do it. I knew that anyway! I told you about that!
[Mark:] Right, there's only six.
[Bedge:] Which side of you addressed today yesterday? So I got hold of the right side.
[speaker001:] That was just the. [LAUGHTER]
[Bedge:] [LAUGHTER]... He'll know what to get! Was it you the other day that fucking?
[speaker001:] Yeah, that's right.
[Bedge:] [LAUGHTER] No, no! I don't envy you []!
[Collin:] A, [LAUGHTER] he didn't say []!
[Bedge:] He, demonstration.
[Collin:] They're very nice! I mean goes down, he's goes Ahhh!
[Bedge:] [LAUGHTER]... Just cos.
[Collin:] Cos all yo you said was er
[Bedge:] Did he shake hands?
[Collin:] [LAUGHTER] curly, has a curly got in the end of your... in the end of your knob []?
[Bedge:] [LAUGHTER]
[Collin:] In your foreskin was it?
[Bedge:] That's right.
[Yun:] Ah Bedge? Is it your best run them again?
[Bedge:] Yes.
[Yun:] You see!
[Bedge:] Well why didn't they ask us then?
[Yun:] Because you only half time!
[Bedge:] Well I said no. I mean all the officers said no, he'll probably come round [LAUGHTER] and ask one of you lot []!
[Andy:] But
[speaker001:] What you
[Andy:] He
[speaker001:] done now?
[Andy:] He come round and he asked me for a change of a fiver.
[Bedge:] Oh you've been asked after that.
[Andy:] And not being
[Mark:] Fucking asking him!
[Andy:] cos we got taken over and I says I said no!
[Yun:] It's bloody typical!
[Andy:] I said no! only. So... well can you lend me a pound? I said no! only!
[Bedge:] [LAUGHTER]
[Collin:] Isn't he in the tea cup?
[Andy:] No!
[speaker001:] No.
[Andy:] Well he
[Collin:] Why not?
[Andy:] got... he got the sack. Erm... but he is a
[speaker001:] But what do you want?
[Mark:] Ahhhh get off!
[Andy:] No he erm... he started drinking... while he was drinking tea right?
[Bedge:] Yeah.
[Andy:] And it was costing him fifty P a week. He started drinking milk... by the mug full... every day... so
[Bedge:] Milk!
[Andy:] Yeah. Yeah!
[Mark:] [LAUGHTER] Yeah []!
[Bedge:] Oh I suppose, like a half pint?
[Andy:] And then so he was getting, he was getting a pint a day
[Yun:] The the
[Andy:] for fifty P a week! [LAUGHTER] []!
[Bedge:] [LAUGHTER]
[Yun:] And the the problem here is, he say fifty P! [LAUGHTER] He said []
[Andy:] Yeah, that's right.
[Yun:] he said, look... thirty P a pint alright, how many do you drink... per week?
[Bedge:] [LAUGHTER]... What a cheek!
[Yun:] Yeah!
[Bedge:] What he was glug, glug, glug, glug, glug
[Yun:] Yeah!
[Bedge:] Well he could bring his own bloody milk in can't he?
[Yun:] And then when, when, when he er going he said I I pay fifty P a week he said! He really think
[Bedge:] [LAUGHTER] Well a bloody pint's about what? Thirty P a pint!
[Norman:] At the time,, it's about thirty P a pint weren't it?
[Mark:] Yeah.
[Norman:] Well it happened.
[Yun:] What do you mean he's?
[Bedge:] So
[Yun:] Complete our orders.
[Bedge:] he's made my day actually. He's been waiting for you to come off, ain't I Yun?
[Collin:] Well how long ago was this then?
[Yun:] About
[Bedge:] Well I took over the beginning of the year didn't I? Mm, about about twenty months ago before that but
[Yun:] He didn't, you didn't take out for nearly a year though innit Bedge?
[Bedge:] Yeah, something like that.
[Andy:] Must be over a year.
[Bedge:] Must be about
[Collin:] And you haven't allowed him back in?
[Bedge:] No.
[Mark:] You bastard!
[Bedge:] . If, if he wants to come in... he's got to pay a deposit anyway.
[Yun:] Yeah, it's like a credit card now!
[Group Of Unknown Speakers:] [LAUGHTER]
[Bedge:] It was decided that if
[Mark:] [LAUGHTER] []!
[Bedge:] banning their members... No! Cos I was gonna use the same... the same rules that B T use for their new customers. He's a customer to us.
[Mark:] Yeah.
[speaker001:] [LAUGHTER] It's not, you're not though []!
[Bedge:] I tell you what, two hundred pound deposit
[Yun:] You know all the
[Bedge:] you know for a line and that they want, you have to
[Yun:] all the
[Bedge:] pay a deposit.
[Yun:] he is the the bad boy! [LAUGHTER]
[Bedge:] But, because of that... he's gonna er... pay
[Mark:] Spondoolies
[Bedge:] a couple of hundred. Twenty pound a month.
[Yun:] It's you really? You bloody fart!
[Bedge:] It's you you smelly git innit? [LAUGHTER] It's all your fire []!
[speaker001:] [LAUGHTER]
[Bedge:] Flames.
[Yun:] I know.
[Bedge:] Actually that's a... that haircut reminds me of somebody that's on the telly. Who's that... who's guy that plays erm
[Norman:] [LAUGHTER] Stan... Stan Laurel []!
[Bedge:] Ben's sidekick... in the Paradise Club? Same sort of haircut as that innit?
[Norman:] Oh him!
[Bedge:] That bloke.
[Norman:] the, oh the er... the ex-copper?
[Mark:] Oh
[Bedge:] No, the vicar.
[Mark:] yeah!
[Norman:] The vicar, yeah.
[Bedge:] Yeah.
[Mark:] Yeah,th he used to be... he used to be a watchmaker or clock er mender, watcher... whatever you call it! How big's fifty?
[speaker001:] [phone rings]
[Andy:] Just give it a couple of weeks and it'll look just like his haircut!
[Bedge:] Cor, I got another two up the back here.
[Collin:] !
[Bedge:] And that's because I've had it cut.
[Collin:] Hello Jackie! Yes!
[speaker001:] Hello! you plonker!
[Andy:] Can't keep, can't, keeps from having my hair permed anyway!
[Norman:] Alright. Right.
[Bedge:] [LAUGHTER] I'm not saying a word!
[Group Of Unknown Speakers:] [LAUGHTER]
[Andy:] What's this? a perm.
[Norman:] But we've gotta keep you from having hair permed!
[Andy:] [LAUGHTER]
[Bedge:] You'll be a lovely boy now! About fifty quid for a perm innit?
[Norman:] Yeah.
[Group Of Unknown Speakers:] [LAUGHTER]
[Bedge:] got his hair straight
[Norman:] Oh!
[Bedge:] cos it'll cost too much to perm it.
[Norman:] Sho sho you shouldn't throw stones in glass houses [LAUGHTER] []!
[Andy:] No, just remember the old er, toilet freshener that's all I can say!
[Norman:] [LAUGHTER]
[Bedge:] Yeah.
[Andy:] [LAUGHTER] I won't say anything to him just in case you wanna get your own at some time []!
[Bedge:] [LAUGHTER]
[Andy:] [LAUGHTER]... Ah dear!
[Norman:] About the freshener.
[Bedge:] Fucking hell! Where's that K hole?
[Norman:] ... Which one?
[Bedge:] It's tele... what's, what size is fifty thou? It's one point three innit?
[Norman:] No, one point two.
[Bedge:] No, no
[speaker001:] Right.
[Bedge:] no!
[Norman:] One point two is er, fifty thou.
[Bedge:] Sure?
[Andy:] That's what I've er, got on my one anyway.
[Mark:] Well if you think about it...
[Bedge:] Yeah alright! Yeah, I'm not worried! I'm not
[Mark:] is
[Bedge:] It's gotta be one point two five if that's over there.
[Mark:] Yeah, it's about one point two five, yeah.
[Norman:] Well a hundred thou is a tenth of an inch innit?
[Bedge:] Right, hang on a sec... cos... the K's here
[Andy:] You're not going to crap!
[Bedge:] there's some K's here that don't exist on the board alright?
[Norman:] Yeah.
[Bedge:] Yeah.
[Norman:] A tenth of
[Bedge:] Yeah.
[Norman:] twenty five point four.
[Yun:] Now... he won't ask us. I mean what
[Bedge:] It's telling me there's
[Yun:] when it
[Bedge:] still one in there.
[Yun:] when the erm... force fifty
[Bedge:] sixty... and I... but I probably don't
[Norman:] Yeah.
[Bedge:] know where it is.
[Yun:] Come here, so! And course, they make.
[Norman:] What size have you done these?
[speaker001:] Have you give them plenty of choice?
[Norman:] Right.
[Bedge:] Not plated, I think
[speaker001:] Ah well
[Bedge:] it's sixty I think. Or something like that.
[Norman:] Yeah.
[Mark:] And then...
[speaker001:] It's where the end, end, end is.
[Norman:] You won't want that... you can
[Yun:] Who are you doing?
[Norman:] , well
[Bedge:] No, path. [LAUGHTER]
[Norman:] Right.
[Yun:] And then, then you say ah! And then you say well if you can go
[Bedge:] When we going on our er
[Yun:] as we
[Bedge:] away?
[Collin:] Is that what happens?
[Yun:] They... they won't fucking ask us! The only one who will do it is left, he'll be
[Bedge:] He might ask you though, cos you're the new boy.
[Yun:] He won't. He won't even.
[Collin:] What to go to London?
[Yun:] Yeah.
[speaker001:] With him. To football.
[Collin:] With him. Oh my God! Get stuck in a toilet somewhere! [LAUGHTER]
[Yun:] When the er
[Group Of Unknown Speakers:] [LAUGHTER]
[Yun:] when er, Geoff and er... Steven come back he was, want me and Andy to go down there... to have a look at sa, a stand... and we said no we don't... a lot of bloody money isn't it?
[Andy:] So what?
[Bedge:] We're going to Birmingham aren't we?
[speaker001:] Yeah that's right.
[Bedge:] N E C.
[Yun:] And I don't think we'll be
[Bedge:] Bet it's packed though. No! When you going?
[Mark:] [LAUGHTER]
[Andy:] It's alright.
[Bedge:] When are you going?
[Mark:] I don't reckon you'll fit on there to
[Andy:] What?
[Mark:] be honest!
[Bedge:] You cheeky bastard!
[Collin:] I like, I might go and see The Doors then.
[Mark:] Where?
[Collin:] Birmingham.
[Mark:] You're not bloody! It's the managers only!
[Collin:] Alright!
[Andy:] It's just the managers only mate!
[Yun:] There must be
[Collin:] No trouble then! I've only just realised right, they're gonna can't you?
[Andy:] [LAUGHTER]... Eeee ooh
[Bedge:] Where's that fucking K hole? It's really pissing me off!
[Mark:] They're probably isn't one!
[Bedge:] There must be one.
[Andy:] Do you want me to tell you how I did mi, how I did it on mine? Divide it into quarters, you know, do a domain of that area
[Mark:] And then look for
[Andy:] and then lo, look at it and then just do it like that. It's the only way you can do it.
[Mark:] You know the easiest way don't you?
[Andy:] Delete the whole lot and start again.
[Mark:] No. Fill out a drill template... with... just the K hole in it
[Andy:] Yeah!
[Mark:] That'd be quicker.
[Bedge:] Well go do it then!
[Norman:] you can't find those holes by... saying... find it... you know the holes ce certain
[Mark:] Find hole.
[Norman:] diameter.
[Andy:] Well you can. Well they're all on the board somewhere. You can... but er... Bedge hasn't... he likes the hard way you see.
[Norman:] Mm.
[Yun:] You mean Bedge can find your?
[Bedge:] oi!!
[Andy:] Lovely!
[Group Of Unknown Speakers:] [LAUGHTER]
[Bedge:] Piss off!
[Andy:] [LAUGHTER]
[Bedge:] Why don't you lot... wank you there!
[Group Of Unknown Speakers:] [LAUGHTER]
[Collin:] Oh, horrible I should think!
[Group Of Unknown Speakers:] [LAUGHTER]
[Andy:] ... that bird with the long hair.
[Norman:] Ay?
[Andy:] Have a good... spunko in that!
[Group Of Unknown Speakers:] [LAUGHTER]
[Norman:] Did you win today? Ay?
[Andy:] What?
[Norman:] Did you win?
[Andy:] Course I fucking did!
[Collin:] I bet if Bedge's hair was straight you know, it'd be right down to here somewhere.
[Mark:] Why don't you put... in there, this one
[Group Of Unknown Speakers:] [LAUGHTER]
[Andy:] tool set, tool set
[Bedge:] Mm. Mm.
[Mark:] suggest.... Now just say output.
[Bedge:] Go and see if there's a bun in the machine will you?
[Norman:] There they are.... They're the little buggers!
[Andy:] Oh they're the fucking... bloody, I knew it was them!
[Bedge:] Oh course you did, yeah! What are they?
[Andy:] Fucking knew it was them!
[Collin:] I told you it was those!
[Norman:] That's
[Yun:] I said it was an eight.
[Collin:] In there, but the battery, I told you!
[Andy:] That's cos they're hidden under the battery I couldn't see it.
[Mark:] It's because you said there was one hole, but there's two... that's what it probably means.
[Andy:] I was looking for one hole.
[Mark:] Oh yeah!
[Norman:] Well!
[Bedge:] Right.
[Norman:] Are you?
[Bedge:] Norman's always looking for one hole [LAUGHTER] aren't you Norm []!
[Collin:] One point two, you sure it's one point two.
[Mark:] Well that's what I did mine as. thousand from two... make mine. One point... yeah, one point two five. Put
[Yun:] What about sixties?
[Mark:] One point... five.
[Yun:] Oh yeah! [LAUGHTER]
[Bedge:] A hundred ten is... two point eight. Three hundred is
[Mark:] Three hundred?
[Andy:] He's fucking!
[Mark:] Oh wha, it is a big hole is it?
[Andy:] No.
[Mark:] Well thirty is
[Andy:] divide it by forty.
[Mark:] Three hundred I got
[Bedge:] Three hundred times twenty five point four.
[Andy:] No,so
[Bedge:] Cos that'll be... six... point, five
[Andy:] One mill is forty thou.... One mill is forty thou.
[Norman:] We ain't.
[Mark:] Yee ahhh
[Bedge:] Get the old calculator out.
[Mark:] Ah!
[Collin:] Oh that's erm... [whistling]... ah yes, I should try to use the calculator... if I could find it on the machine! Four zero... equals
[Mark:] Equals
[Andy:] Seven point five!
[Mark:] I told you!
[Bedge:] You didn't!
[Mark:] I did!
[Bedge:] You didn't!
[Mark:] I said seven point five!
[Andy:] I didn't bloody hear you!
[Mark:] Break, go for a break.
[Andy:] already?
[Norman:] That's full!
[Collin:] I was giving... Norm the coppers.
[Andy:] Who?
[Collin:] .
[speaker001:] I wouldn't take them.
[Collin:] Get your own!
[speaker001:] And you're not!
[Mark:] And bloody... that's mine!
[Norman:] cup of tea.
[Mark:] Oh right. They're mine, you cheeky bastard!
[speaker001:] Now!
[Yun:] Oh yeah.
[Collin:] just give them to Paul.
[Bedge:] You only move one decimal place don't you?
[Mark:] Well Paul don't mind, he'll give them straight back to me you fucking idiot!
[Norman:] And then
[Collin:] Well anyway!
[Mark:] No!
[Collin:] What are you playing at?
[Andy:] Centimetres.
[Yun:] All this.
[Bedge:] I know! I did it!
[Mark:] No, if I did it.
[Bedge:] No! I did the actual removal of the pin.
[speaker001:] No, it's who did it.
[Mark:] He didn't
[Bedge:] No he did the easy bit, I did the hard work!
[Andy:] Well this lovely, lovely boy did it for me!
[Bedge:] [LAUGHTER]
[Andy:] [LAUGHTER]... And you can get what he's got.
[Mark:] Are you gonna do his appraisal?
[Collin:] No thanks Mark.
[Andy:] We... we've stuck you up on that already! You wait till I
[Collin:] Did you do your counselling interview?
[speaker001:] Mm?
[Collin:] Did he do the cancelled in this?
[Mark:] No, I haven't been counselled. I wanna counselled.
[Collin:] Oh right.
[Andy:] I mean I fucked it up! call as well see what that one's gonna be like.
[Mark:] So where's my counselling? Come on! I could do with a laugh!
[Andy:] I don't know... see... it's out of my hands mate! It's gone!
[Mark:] Paul's not gonna do them all is he? Paul?
[Andy:] I dunno.
[Mark:] Unless they do a mass one, together. We're all fucking useless alright?
[Bedge:] [LAUGHTER]
[Andy:] You made a right fucking mess of that lad, didn't you?
[Mark:] He's had his. Had his already.
[Norman:] I've had mine.
[Mark:] Who did your then?
[Collin:] I had him.
[Andy:] Oh what er... one of the brothers.
[Mark:] What do you get? What do you get?
[Collin:] A's and B's.
[Mark:] Oh you bastard!
[Collin:] I did!
[Mark:] Why?
[Yun:] on... on Friday
[Mark:] I think the sun shines out of my bottom!
[Collin:] might be job cut.
[Andy:] Yeah?
[Bedge:] You're not gonna sit here and no bloody work you know!
[Mark:] Sort out of them which ones you don't want.
[Bedge:] [LAUGHTER]... Well you've done everything so far!
[Mark:] Yeah.
[Bedge:] You just get bored of it now aren't you? So you sling them, sling them down the track! Er
[Collin:] Right, look, look, look!
[Bedge:] Well which ones aren't we using?
[Mark:] V T H then.
[Bedge:] What is the point of
[Yun:] Hang on a minute!
[Bedge:] That is ridiculous!
[Mark:] No it's not!
[Bedge:] It is!
[Mark:] It's not!
[Bedge:] Point eight five? Come on! What's the difference between point eight five and point nine? Point eight
[Mark:] Okay.
[Bedge:] five... diameter... is sweet bugger all!
[Collin:] Anyway, we want A... alright? Okay, B... nought point eight five... B
[speaker001:] Think about it, is what?
[Yun:] Well board... E F... and H
[Andy:] D's you mean!
[Yun:] and A alright?
[Mark:] I'll have that one... that one... okay, E
[Bedge:] Why don't we just mark all the ones that are being used... by saying
[Mark:] And the problem is
[Bedge:] text? Good
[Mark:] You need
[Bedge:] grief!
[Mark:] a nought point eight five.
[Bedge:] And then go
[Mark:] What are you trying to do?
[Bedge:] like that. And so, we're gonna use a point five.
[Mark:] What are you doing?
[Bedge:] And we're gonna use... a point nine.
[Mark:] Well hang on a sec, cos you've gotta get the letters translated, it depends what's in your drill template dunnit? Fucking hell!
[Bedge:] doing... just don't use the whole line!
[Mark:] Hang on a sec, look, look, look! All we've gotta do, alright, is that list of holes that are actually on the board alright?
[Bedge:] Alright.
[Mark:] These are the ones the what's it's given us... alright? Drill template. So we'll start with twenty we've... we want twenty... thirty three exists... thirty five exists
[Bedge:] Except thirty three
[Mark:] Alright?
[Bedge:] and thirty five are gonna be combined.
[Mark:] Well hang on a sec let's... let's just see which ones we need.
[Bedge:] Well mark them. [phone rings]
[Mark:] Four, thirty seven
[speaker001:] Yeah, hang on a minute.
[Mark:] Small one.
[speaker001:] Lesley!
[Mark:] Well you, you be going through and just tick off which... just... stroke a line through the ones we don't want.
[speaker001:] [speaking on phone] ello! Oh right! Okay. Go for it! Hello Phil... I'm upstairs.... Yeah, that thing next to the.
[Bedge:] [singing] Oh mm mmmm []! [whistling]
[speaker001:] Okay.. Okay. Er... it's... it's probably wasting her time. Trying to. Okay? Yeah.... Yeah. Ah, but we we got some gear on site because... been working on them so.... Erm... they'll just have to sort that mess out.. you could bring it round to the corner. Resolution is thirty five, thirty Yeah. seven, four Okay. fifty one. Thanks very much for letting us know. Yep!... Bye! [phonecall ends] [shouting] Andy! Andrew []!
[Andy:] What? Yeah?
[Mark:] Right, how you doing?
[Bedge:] Right... a hundred and fifty's not used, and thirty three and thirty five are gonna be combined.... It's on here but it's not on here.
[Mark:] Right, that's good. Right, so we're using all the others are we?
[Bedge:] Mm! Twenty... thirty three, thirty five, thirty seven, forty, fifty... sixty, eighty, one, ten, three,thr, three hundred and fourteen.
[Mark:] Excellent!
[Bedge:] So a hundred and fifty we don't use... and, you've already defined that E and F will be the same
[Mark:] Yeah.
[Bedge:] on here?
[Mark:] What you'll have to do in here right, because E and F... you'll still have to have E and F... alright? But quoted as the same size... alright?
[Bedge:] Well E and F on here... is er... thirty three.
[Mark:] Oh right, sorry! That's I me, erm... F and H. Make them both point nine five then.
[Bedge:] Well ho... is this is E and F, thirty three, thirty five, how come we got... point eight five and point nine?
[Mark:] Well cos you got this lot wrong didn't you?... You did all the letters wrong.
[Bedge:] No I didn't! I put all the letters in and you told what
[Mark:] Well you took them off that didn't you?
[Bedge:] and then you told me what to put in on the plated through and stuff!... [LAUGHTER] From that []! They don't tally do they?
[Mark:] I know. Well only cos F is in there now. Well that's probably where I'm wrong.
[Bedge:] Hang on. A is twenty.
[Mark:] Make
[Bedge:] Hang on.
[Mark:] Go on you can work it out! [LAUGHTER]... This is.
[Bedge:] This is in millimetres and this is in millime... no this is in.
[Mark:] They're all in.
[Bedge:] And this is in mill
[Mark:] Right. We got it all written down look.
[Bedge:] Okay, right, so point five is twenty, which you've got... right?
[Mark:] As long as your drill template tallies with this alright? And you don't miss out any letters that occur... except for the L, right? Cos we won't have any L's... right? So occur on that, right?
[Bedge:] Mm mm! So this is what we're actually
[Mark:] You ne you need two.
[Bedge:] this is what actually using on this design?
[Mark:] Yep!
[Bedge:] This is the old one?
[Mark:] Yep!
[Bedge:] Some of the holes are not used at all.
[Mark:] Yep!
[Bedge:] So, are we gon... do you get rid of the hole size along with letter.
[Mark:] No. Keep, you'll have to keep the letter because that letter will come up... alright?
[Bedge:] So... these details
[Mark:] So
[Bedge:] will be put in here, this is what they're actually gonna use.
[Mark:] Yeah. I mean, for instance, make erm... make F nought point nine five as well. Alright?
[Bedge:] Yeah, so you have to make them the same.
[Mark:] Yeah.
[Bedge:] Right. Cos so we've actually got F and H on the form.
[Mark:] Yeah.
[Bedge:] On the.
[Mark:] Okay?
[Bedge:] Yeah. Fine. [whistling]
[John:] Barbara something innit? Mediterranean tomato that is.
[George:] Ah! [LAUGHTER]
[John:] Nearly as good as tomato.
[George:] [LAUGHTER] []!
[John:] ... My boss is on my tail the whole time!
[George:] Are you serious?
[John:] Yeah. do you? Bloody hell!
[Mark:] Unfortunately! I'm gasping for!
[John:] Well he... used to remind of when he went in for tea and erm... and you'd be lucky!
[Mark:] Just a bit.
[Bedge:] Well... Oh I was gonna give it to Ian. I wanted to see him... ever!
[John:] Oh well!
[George:] Is he going to College tonight?
[Bedge:] Yeah, but he's not in today... so I can't give it to him.
[George:] Ian who? Oh! When you said Ian, for some reason I thought.
[Mark:] Dunno why! any more does he?
[John:] Too much of a boy stuff for him obviously! Well wha wha what would I have done with that then? I don't throw anything away.
[Mark:] Yeah, it effects me like that when I drink... really cold drink.
[George:] Is it that?
[John:] Yeah. That's just... paper. Oh God! Think, think! Barbara
[Mark:] Windsor!
[John:] Oh what the hell's her surname?
[George:] Er ain't you got a... have you got a general file?
[John:] Yeah, but.
[George:] Your right.
[Mark:] Oh he won't be in school will he? It's half term.
[George:] Is it?
[Mark:] Yeah.
[George:] How come I saw a school bus this morning... in half term?
[John:] .
[George:] Don't see why I should bloody er... bloody!. Christ!
[John:] Have you got the old tea mates?
[George:] Oh yeah! A lot at the front sheet didn't we?
[Bedge:] I saw them this morning.
[John:] Ah! No, is this your duty counsellor then?
[George:] I'll have her name won't I? Oh no.
[Mark:] Yeah.
[George:] I'll have her name on here won't I?
[Bedge:] You got the signing of.
[George:] I've got it. Yahhh
[Bedge:] Could even be him you know.
[Mark:] Ee ee
[Bedge:] Barbara, brilliant!
[George:] Even got a telephone number on. Excrement!
[John:] Well it hasn't got her address? [LAUGHTER]
[George:] Yeah but the, she's in the phone book.
[John:] Ah fair enough.
[Mark:] Does that mean the er...... Barbara.
[George:] That's it!
[Mark:] I know it. I'll know the address cos old... law don't do thirty five a week.
[John:] ... in er
[Bedge:] Where's there's a will there's a way, hey?
[George:] Gotta post it?
[Bedge:] No.
[George:] Who's is this? All this is scrap innit?
[Bedge:] Bar... bar... ra....
[George:] , that's it! I'm sure.
[Bedge:] Who?
[George:] ..., yeah that's it! Barbara,
[Bedge:] ?
[George:] Yeah.
[Bedge:] I thought you said
[John:] I was wrong. You're beating us
[George:] I was right.
[John:] at college. You really are!
[Bedge:] Is it spelt like that?... [LAUGHTER]
[George:] Two r's, two t's. Well I was close!
[Bedge:] Ah, that's pretty, I'll send off.
[John:] How do you know her then?
[George:] I've missed the last post haven't I?
[Mark:] Half three... but
[George:] But
[Mark:] you'd be better of posting it at a post box when you go cos they pick them up.
[George:] Post box is just outside here... on the er
[John:] Come out and go... these... go right... just down there is a... postbox on the left hand side. Just past
[George:] What off-site?
[John:] Yeah. And they pick up about five o'clock.
[George:] Well there's various post boxes on the way home.
[Mark:] [sneeze]
[George:] Bless you!
[John:] Mark!
[George:] Mark, don't sneeze any more! Alright?
[Bedge:] So is... better er... tested by girls?
[George:] They give us more work.
[Bedge:] Yeah I bet! I'll have a word with him.
[Mark:] Don't forget push him to.
[Bedge:] Yeah.
[John:] have a wank isn't he?
[George:] Sure!.
[speaker001:] Cheers Ron!
[Norman:] That it's been taken away.
[Mark:] Yep!
[Norman:] Therefore, on the Web it says, completed!
[Mark:] Yep! The er... people that pay the bills say... oh well that's no good to us! What is the use of having this wonderful
[Yun:] Well I
[Mark:] Web system
[John:] Well
[Mark:] when they don't fucking look at it!
[John:] It's supposed to be
[Yun:] Well how do they know?
[John:] for everybody on site.
[Mark:] Precisely!
[John:] The whole system is
[Mark:] But they're a, they're a law
[John:] smooth running.
[Mark:] unto themself! They still want a paper system! They still want me to send... paper work to say it. Which we do all that anyway, always do. They're fucking useless!
[Yun:] No! Wha what happens if the... good come from the store? You don't have to do any paper work do we?
[Mark:] I do!
[John:] What's that for? What's
[Mark:] Tough!
[John:] that for?
[Mark:] Circuit boards and... tough!
[John:] No, you get paperwork from there.
[Bedge:] Yeah but
[Mark:] I know!
[Bedge:] surely that system of paperwork shuffling is is gonna come to end with this.
[Mark:] Well it bloody should do!
[Yun:] Is it because well the whe whe when they... the good they come from internal store
[Mark:] Yeah.
[Yun:] they that are sent over or what?
[Bedge:] Oh I dunno!
[Mark:] I will just fill out what she wants me to do. They'll probably... end up paying twice for it. Because... I recko, I reckon they must of been paid for that because Maury hasn't been phoning up and saying oh you haven't paid it!
[Ian:] They've obviously!
[Yun:] Yeah.
[Mark:] She usually pho phones you up about a month afterwards, you know... there is a sort of a problem. I'm pretty sure we must have paid it cos I'm sure she would have phoned us. Cos it's got my name on there. She'd know it was me who got it. Well it's not one of these weirdos!
[speaker001:] .
[Mark:] What?
[Norman:] You wanna do it like this one though.
[Mark:] Yes.
[Yun:] Mm, fucking right!
[Mark:] Yeah, you're telling me! [whistling] But, you said you only wanted four lines!
[Yun:] Yeah I know but if I have, say if I have six lines
[Mark:] Yeah, well you then just go and change them for that one... drawing!
[Yun:] You can't see with the... th the colour, a better colour. Like black or
[Mark:] Ah!
[Norman:] No, transparent's better innit?
[Mark:] Yeah.
[Bedge:] [LAUGHTER]
[Norman:] [LAUGHTER]
[Yun:] You sure your right? I'm sure you got some
[Norman:] That's okay, they're all... pins. No, not pins, erm veers... and veers aren't a problem. You can check with the governor! Small boy! Small boy says it's okay.
[speaker001:] Ah!
[Yun:] Oh God! Fucking move them to those!
[Norman:] Ah, lol lol lol lol [yawning] Oh []!
[Ian:] Problems, problems, problems!
[Norman:] Oh er! [sigh]... Right where are they? Okay.
[Mark:] Why don't you do a Mark.
[Norman:] Here... to here, forget it! Now, if I... click on there... and see it
[Bedge:] Delete it
[Norman:] you've got
[Bedge:] now, but forget it. We're not worried about that.
[Norman:] If I erase it I lose the veer
[Mark:] Ah, cos there's an extra vire there is there?
[Norman:] Yeah. But it stops short... and the other one overlaps it.
[Bedge:] Ah, leave it then.
[Norman:] Yeah, I mean it's... silly things really.
[Bedge:] Yeah, leave it. Undo.
[Norman:] I don't know why erm
[Mark:] We should of done these before we erm
[Norman:] Out of the book.
[Bedge:] Yeah, but leave it.
[Norman:] That's cos you had a... sort of go at it.
[Bedge:] Yeah, if there's another re-work we'll sort these out to re-wire.
[Norman:] Tha that's why I'm a bit concerned about... messing around... s straightening and that sort of thing, cos I'm sure... I've had this problem before... I'm sure that it reduces a lot of er
[Mark:] Yeah, but you've still gotta do it. You still gotta move stuff around ain't you?
[Norman:] Yeah, well what I do is I delete it
[Mark:] Tidy it up. Yeah.
[Norman:] and then I draw back in. Cos afterwards
[Mark:] Yeah, but then if you run this... [LAUGHTER]... your ri
[Norman:] Yeah but, I think if you straighten lines and mess around with them too much... it leaves little bits in underneath the other one.
[Mark:] Yeah but there's not a lot of difference in the amount of time is there? By the time you've... you've moved them all... rather than drawing them all in again... then you run the con activity... and swop back. Cos you're gonna have to run con activity anyway.
[Norman:] Well it's just down here... with the plate
[Bedge:] And another thing is to... is to... to run con activity before you output the plot.
[Mark:] Yeah.
[Norman:] But a little short thing like that isn't gonna hurt is it?
[Bedge:] No. Leave that.
[Mark:] Right. Okay.
[Norman:] Er, what else is there? There is..., that's the er... crystal.
[Bedge:] Yep! That's good!
[Norman:] That's right. Which had been forced.
[Bedge:] Yep.
[Norman:] I'll just show you what was on there before. See they're not fully connected.
[Mark:] No.
[Bedge:] Move back. Right, okay, let's have a look.
[Yun:] It looks okay. Better colour, alright?
[Norman:] Er, so which one shall we....
[Ian:] Yeah. dunnit?
[Bedge:] I can't see anything wrong with it to be honest.
[Ian:] Signal feed back is... non-reflectives.
[Norman:] Is it because this package has been messed around with? And that thing should be a... a bra, a main
[Bedge:] No.
[Norman:] pin? No?
[speaker001:] [yawn]
[Norman:] Right!
[Ian:] Interesting!
[Norman:] Right, I'll show you this.
[Mark:] Hang on sec, I'll just look in
[Norman:] Right, it's here right... not fully connected right? Now
[Bedge:] Yeah.
[Norman:] the problem here... is... between this point here... right? Which is one of them, and I'll go over there, this is one of them. So the thing is
[Ian:] And there.
[Norman:] Yep. There... right? And
[Mark:] There.
[Norman:] there.
[Mark:] So it's between... it's just on that bit there?
[Norman:] Yeah, and also this
[Mark:] S
[Norman:] this bit here, which... which I was
[Ian:] Signal being traced, three nine four thousand.
[Norman:] That blue trace there... and this blue trace here... it says there's a problem stubbing it. If you mark it, delete it and re-draw
[Ian:] Yeah.
[Norman:] there's not another one underneath. So I dunno why it's... causing a problem really.
[Ian:] Stubs in signal. It's not a trace, that those co- ordinates it's
[speaker001:] Bib bib Sorry, can I just interrupt? Mark darling, have you Barbara's address in Felixstowe?
[Mark:] [LAUGHTER] I was looking for the same thing yesterday []!
[speaker001:] Were you?
[Mark:] Yeah. Cos I er... you know she sent a thing, well I... you know you sent the thing with the address... and I
[speaker001:] Yeah.
[Mark:] well I lost it! Okay. I had to get si, see I was gonna give it to you.
[speaker001:] Yeah, well I didn't go to
[Mark:] She we
[speaker001:] I didn't go to thing, I weren't in. I was away.
[Mark:] Yeah, ah well no, I couldn't find you... and erm... Mick said you were on leave... so I had to send it, and I didn't have the address so I had to go and ge, see George. Can you hang on a minute, Bedge?
[Bedge:] Yeah.
[Mark:] It's in my briefcase.
[speaker001:] Alright then.
[Bedge:] You'll have to be quick!
[speaker001:] What's the Walkman! What's all this bloody Walkman business? All that, ay?
[Mark:] Well it's just a pose really innit?
[speaker001:] Oh I see!
[Mark:] Now erm... ol lol lol where are we? No it's not a
[speaker001:] Henry the Fifth! You doing English? I've got two of them, no.
[Mark:] I have got it. I have got it. Oh! Should be able to remember it, it's erm... Barbara
[speaker001:] I've got it somewhere but
[Mark:] and it's erm... yeah..., haven't got a postcode though. I'm sure it'll get there.
[speaker001:] I might be going swimming at lunchtime today so I could probably run up there or... put it in the post... if I go. Alright mate. Oh yes, but I mean I've finished
[Mark:] That's the trouble really innit?
[speaker001:] Yeah, that's a problem innit? I keep telling the other one than that.
[Mark:] No, apparently yo, racialism is the worst part!
[speaker001:] Well yeah!
[Mark:] Ta, talking to other people who've done the course.
[speaker001:] Yeah, but I'm finding this... I'm doing this patterns thing and it's all about transformations and that, and I, and there's so much gobbledegook with it that I'm... I'm ge I'm getting lost... my mind is getting lost in the gobbledegook Cos I know what
[Mark:] Have you watched the programme? Watched the programme?
[speaker001:] I ha, I missed it, I missed it! I missed it Sunday.... Saturday and Sunday.
[Mark:] It's good!
[speaker001:] Did you video it?
[Mark:] Yeah.
[speaker001:] Oh I'll look at the video... if you taped it.
[Mark:] As long as you can er... it back.
[speaker001:] Put it back. Yeah.
[Mark:] Cos what I'm doing, I put them on a series and keeping them for revision.
[speaker001:] Yeah, well that's what I was... planning to do but I was o
[Mark:] Oh.
[speaker001:] I've go, I was away in Ashford... Saturday, Sunday, and Monday.
[Mark:] It's this Saturday.
[speaker001:] No. This is it, I've gotta
[Mark:] You can borrow it as long as you promise to bring it back.
[speaker001:] Oh well if you let me have it this week I'll let you have it back at the weekend.
[Mark:] Yeah, I'll bring it in tomorrow.
[speaker001:] Okay, right.
[Mark:] I better take the tab out the video otherwise he'll erase it!
[speaker001:] [LAUGHTER]
[Mark:] Not that I don't trust him or anything!
[Norman:] I think what it is
[Mark:] Yeah.
[Norman:] I don't think, when you draw this trace perhaps... it went just over the pin and didn't click it down.
[Mark:] Ah, but when it's actually done it'll be connected won't it?
[Norman:] Yeah.
[Mark:] .
[Norman:] Aha.
[Mark:] I'd like to get this out the way really cos then I can get on to something else. Something
[Ian:] Yeah well... the mega stream is flying upwards.
[Mark:] Oh we're on that now are we?
[Ian:] Yeah.
[Mark:] I thought it was the tester yesterday.
[Ian:] Tester?
[Mark:] Yeah.
[Ian:] What the tester?
[Mark:] Yeah.
[Bedge:] No, forget that!
[Mark:] [LAUGHTER] Oh God []! Wish you boys would make your minds up! One minute it's one thing, and then it's another!
[Ian:] It's not my fault! It's er... erm... change of priorities.
[Yun:] Did he... go to tutorial last night.
[Mark:] No.
[Yun:] Oh my God! You not go tutorial!
[Mark:] No.
[Yun:] Oh, bad boy!
[Mark:] They had er... he forgot to video the... programmes, so he's gotta borrow my video. And... he didn't have the address either... he's lost his [LAUGHTER] sheet []!
[Ian:] You call your report files the same as me.
[Mark:] Rep
[Ian:] Oh, I call it
[Mark:] I call mine.
[Ian:] Con
[Mark:] No.
[Norman:] I call it Co, Con yeah. Con Sta, and Rep
[Ian:] Yeah.
[Yun:] Yeah, but why do you want to see the... the T V programme, it's useless!
[Mark:] No, it's not. It's very good actually! Oh, cracks me up, cos of it doesn't
[Yun:] Yeah.
[Mark:] it doesn't erm... develop if you like, it always stays the same. So they show all these really old videos and these guys
[Yun:] Yeah, that's right.
[Mark:] are walking round with flared trousers and things!
[Yun:] [LAUGHTER]
[Mark:] Brilliant! This guy, his flares must of been sort of
[Yun:] No, no yo yo... i isn't it funny when I thought it is a fault, one of them... discarded the right? And they mapped it in Summer School
[Mark:] Yo you remember it?
[Yun:] Yeah.
[Mark:] Yeah.
[Yun:] We saw him in... he's one of the... again, he's ju... er, he sort of he act big. You know, in the Summer school he normally give you some sort of lecture anything
[speaker001:] No!
[Yun:] and say what hi, you got er..., I got a bit er, play a game now. [LAUGHTER] And he's []
[Mark:] Yeah.
[Yun:] he's quite a because
[Mark:] Quite old, yeah.
[Yun:] er, he said because of er... the programme being... how he used, you see his funny long hair! [LAUGHTER] []!
[Mark:] Yeah, a tie you could make a suit out of!
[Yun:] [LAUGHTER]
[Norman:] [LAUGHTER] And I've got this bloody window stuck []!
[Mark:] What?
[Norman:] [LAUGHTER]
[Mark:] Ah go
[Norman:] [LAUGHTER] Gone off the top []!
[Mark:] Well just click on the... on pop-up so you get a... a new... a new window.
[Norman:] I can't.
[Ian:] Only in er... Bullmaster one.
[Mark:] Oh, you shoved it up sc, oh!
[Norman:] I can't get into the banner to move it!
[Mark:] Well put er, hit fault. Default.
[Norman:] What do you mean? What are you talking about? What do I wanna do fault for?
[Mark:] Shut up!
[Norman:] Oh no don't hit the middle... fucking bollock
[Group Of Unknown Speakers:] [LAUGHTER]
[Mark:] Too late!
[Group Of Unknown Speakers:] [LAUGHTER]
[speaker001:] Mark!
[Mark:] Oh it's brilliant innit!
[Ian:] That ought to do it!
[Bedge:] That's alright, just do a control C.
[Ian:] Yeah, just do a control C,! [LAUGHTER]
[Norman:] No I wanted a
[Mark:] There you go. We we'll laugh!
[Norman:] [LAUGHTER] Fucking hell []! Wanted to do a
[Group Of Unknown Speakers:] [LAUGHTER]
[Mark:] That's brilliant! Exactly the same problem again!
[Norman:] Don't ever
[Mark:] Oh God! Too late!
[Group Of Unknown Speakers:] [LAUGHTER]
[Ian:] Mark, you should say what you're going to do before you do it!
[Yun:] I got no... S S T talk today?
[speaker001:] No.
[Ian:] Ain't those batteries run out yet Mark? Well I se
[Mark:] No.
[Ian:] see they're still working.
[Mark:] Yeah, just about.
[Ian:] [LAUGHTER]... What you got round your neck for then?
[Yun:] Just a poser
[Mark:] Well when he pisses off I can put the radio on can't I!
[Yun:] You're just a poser ay Mark?
[Ian:] Sorry? Put your radio on. Keeps turning it on when you see it now.
[Mark:] Well I can't hear what he's saying then can I?
[Ian:] Well you can't fucking hear anyhow! You still hit the fucker when he says don't!
[Norman:] [LAUGHTER]
[Mark:] No, he says it too late! Should always say it... like at least half a second earlier.
[Ian:] There's loads more now, look at this lot!
[Mark:] Yeah I know. They're all the with er... Eric.
[Norman:] Oh I got rid of that one. Doo doo The V back one... right?
[Bedge:] Yeah, but they're... they're not really a problem are they? Because this one
[Norman:] As long as it, as long as it goes in
[Bedge:] Yeah.
[Norman:] onto that thing.
[Mark:] Yeah, but you really should... I mean A D... characters not traced... right? You really should check those.
[Norman:] Oh I have checked them. But I was, I just bought you down here just to have a look.
[Mark:] Oh right. Erm
[Norman:] I was.
[Mark:] which report bar's that... the Con one?
[Norman:] I just ran Con again... and to add the new bar... to see if that be back one disappears.
[Mark:] Hang on a minute! Er type the... or moor the er... con
[Norman:] You will see more. Cos it o, there's erm... a set up safe
[Mark:] I didn't see eighty four before.
[Norman:] There's a set up that checks... a certain amount of areas and then blanks it otherwise you could be sitting there for hours waiting for a new Con activity... so you just chew them off bit by bit. Right?
[Mark:] Oh, so that isn't all the problems then?
[Norman:] No.
[Mark:] Ah! So once you've chewed those you should run it again?
[Norman:] Yeah.
[Mark:] Oh I didn't realise that!
[Norman:] We should run it again anyway!
[Mark:] Ah!
[Norman:] So, you gotta run it again haven't you?
[Mark:] Yeah. Well I haven't had that problem before though.
[Norman:] Cos you've never run it again [LAUGHTER] have you []?
[Mark:] No, I do. No, I do, I do normally I... I'm pretty careful. The thing I was getting so pissed off cos I've run it about ten times now, cos you keep coming and do alterations!
[Norman:] [LAUGHTER] Oh God []!
[Mark:] Andy says, oh we've gotta add a new buffer in here so I'm... shifting stuff around and adding capacitors and [whistling]
[Norman:] Right. De dum
[Yun:] , ay?
[Ian:] [sigh] Ah ee! That's your boss!
[speaker001:] [LAUGHTER] Listen boy []!
[Mark:] I don't fucking know! How the hell am I supposed to know where he is!
[Yun:] They're looking for you!
[Group Of Unknown Speakers:] [LAUGHTER]
[Ian:] It's like asking me where Justin is!
[Norman:] [LAUGHTER] []!
[Mark:] He's at college today isn't he?
[Yun:] Oh that's good news!
[Ian:] Supposedly, he should be, yes!
[Yun:] That's different!
[Norman:] He must love Tuesdays so it means he can have an extra lie in bed!
[Mark:] They don't start till nine do they?
[Ian:] That's a lay in?
[Yun:] Well to be honest well if he he
[Mark:] Wanna see something clever?
[Norman:] Go on.
[Mark:] Little window up here right? The thing about co-ordinates... why? You get a little cross in that window
[speaker001:] Mm.
[Mark:] then zoom.
[Norman:] Oh isn't that lovely! Look!
[Mark:] you can see it's
[Norman:] That's lovely! Cos what I tend to do is I do a full board there... find out
[Mark:] Yeah.
[Norman:] where it is and then zoom.
[Mark:] Yeah.
[Norman:] So you've, actually saving
[Mark:] Clicked up on the C N C. Yeah, just turn all items off in that window... all full board... right? And then, what a so, you get a huge star there you just zoom around about erm
[Norman:] Isn't that lovely!
[Mark:] and you're there.
[speaker001:] And can you zoom off?
[Ian:] Experience mate!
[Norman:] Can you zoom in on that window then? Or is that always full board
[Mark:] No it's
[Norman:] type window?
[Mark:] it's exactly the same window as this, you can edit in it, you can do everything.
[Yun:] It should go past the window.
[Norman:] So how do you... how... obviously you do you have the cursor in here when you hit zoom?
[Mark:] Yeah.
[Norman:] And then you go in there.
[Mark:] And then yo, you edit box in there.
[Norman:] If you had it in there it would actually zoom that way?
[Mark:] Yeah, I mean if you go erm... if I go zoom here right? And then, quickly here
[Norman:] That does that, right.
[Mark:] Right? But then if I go zoom in here
[Norman:] Oh I see.
[Mark:] and I go into that pad, say
[Ian:] Single level three.
[Mark:] and you can't see it cos I got all items on but
[Norman:] Yeah.
[Mark:] you just get a picture of that pad there
[Norman:] So the all items on and off are completely separate from the two windows?
[Mark:] Yeah.
[Norman:] And is on?
[Mark:] Yep!
[Norman:] Wonderful!... I like that!
[Mark:] It's just one of those little things you learn when you working on as many bloody years as I've been now!
[Norman:] No, I've never used an extra window.
[Mark:] Yeah.
[Norman:] I ha, I do in Ace but not in Bullmaster
[Mark:] It's just a good way to mark it. But... ones like this to me, I think they're cos... if you
[Norman:] Yeah.
[Mark:] just lay the trace over the top of the pin it doesn't come out.
[Norman:] Yeah.
[Mark:] Yes, that should physically click on the pin to get the wire to connect.
[Norman:] Oh I do!
[Mark:] Do you?
[Norman:] Mm mm! And then do a
[Mark:] But in terms of, in terms of actual... copper, I mean it is actually... when the, when the plotter goes over that pad that is gonna be connected.
[Norman:] Yeah, but it's still worth checking though.
[Mark:] Oh yeah! But I mean they can be left can't they?
[Norman:] Yeah. It's pointless trying to output them again.
[Yun:] And you hear what say yesterday isn't it?
[Mark:] What's that?
[Yun:] You just only a piece of little metal. [LAUGHTER]
[Mark:] Ha! Sorry?
[Yun:] In lunchtime... you come in here and say... whe where's the board? Oh! I thought it was in, you said oh! Piece of little metal is! [LAUGHTER]
[Mark:] [LAUGHTER]
[Yun:] [LAUGHTER]
[Mark:] Yeah, he's er... gotta look out that guy ain't he?
[Yun:] Yeah but
[Mark:] Well he's stupid over everything!
[Ian:] When you skive, you skive you don't let people know you're doing it!
[Yun:] But we tell him, long, long time and he just well said well yeah, yeah! That's it.
[Mark:] And totally honest.
[Yun:] Don't,, I mean what... I trying to help him... you know the guy... he's in work
[Mark:] Yeah, I've already looked at that one it's alright Bedge.
[Bedge:] Yeah, but some people won't take advice will they?
[Yun:] Well tha, that was very rude to come fucking, a lot of things and he just say
[Bedge:] Told him, yeah.
[Yun:] If he'd he'd have got
[Bedge:] I had a go at him the other week using a fucking hire car!
[Yun:] [LAUGHTER] He took his car down to the actually []!
[Ian:] It was a hire car?
[Bedge:] I don't mind if he asks you, he says look I'm just gonna go over stores, he took it off fucking site, didn't even know that's where he was going!
[Yun:] Yeah, oh I know!
[Bedge:] Stupid burk had gone on a... crane like that
[Yun:] Yeah, yeah!
[Bedge:] tell him to fuck off! He's had it now!
[Ian:] Yeah and... you're responsible for it.
[Bedge:] But I've gotta be responsible for it.
[Ian:] Yeah. Bastard!
[Bedge:] He was none too happy!... [yawning] Ha, God []!
[Yun:] How can, how many?
[Norman:] I'll be very surprised if.... Must be bloody!
[Yun:] Especially if this thing.
[Norman:] Yeah, it's
[Yun:] If they chop it off as well, I said they fucking blinding you like hell you'd have
[Norman:] Well yeah
[Yun:] and
[Norman:] yeah! I bet he'd speed it up!
[Yun:] [LAUGHTER]
[Mark:] Cor it's a lot slower when you want another network innit? The old monster! Oh good it's one slade one now.
[Yun:] Yeah,
[Mark:] Mm. Well no you're... well it's, it's a stand alone, but all your files are not
[Ian:] Hang on! Hang on! Hang on! What you got?
[Norman:] I think that's.
[Mark:] I just did that.
[Ian:] Oh right.
[Mark:] See you also get the bit up there with signals in this don't you?
[speaker001:] don't give a shit!
[Ian:] Mm.
[Mark:] And window.
[Ian:] Oh it's lovely dovely They're all the pins and the veers that it goes through.
[Mark:] Yeah. All the pins.
[Ian:] No veers. [whistling]
[Mark:] [yawning] Ah []!
[Bedge:] Ooh! [LAUGHTER] Oh ho ho... the whole lot []!
[Mark:] Well we have got
[Bedge:] [LAUGHTER] Take this backwards []!
[Mark:] erm
[speaker001:] You can't. He said all
[Mark:] about four days left to get this tested then up and running.
[Ian:] Yeah, Frank knows it's gonna slip.
[Yun:] [LAUGHTER] It might, I've gotta
[Ian:] Erm
[Mark:] So that
[Ian:] I'm actually full time after today.
[speaker001:] He can't of done!
[Ian:] So get me to do it, it's only
[speaker001:] Yeah.
[Ian:] gonna be me and Paul fixing all the design and that on it
[Yun:] Yeah, he says.
[Ian:] and you
[Mark:] Right.
[Ian:] hopefully. You'll be giving us
[speaker001:] It's gotta have a shelf so it'll be a whole drawer won't it?
[Mark:] You done all the converting?
[Yun:] Yeah I mean we did the fourth but
[Ian:] I haven't done the ball to be honest on this one.
[Mark:] I started reading up on it. You know
[Ian:] I've done all the schematic components.
[Mark:] Oh like getting... thirty four bars to a hundred. [yawn]
[Yun:] And how do they do it?
[Mark:] There shouldn't be that, there shouldn't be that big a board really should it?
[speaker001:] Well you get
[Ian:] Yeah, but the trips he's using are big.
[Yun:] Is it on his own or what?
[Ian:] Should be something like that type of board.
[Mark:] Well I hope it's.
[Ian:] No, well no we're not using the LCC's, using dips.
[Mark:] What are they, forties?
[Ian:] Forties... and thirty twos, I think.
[Mark:] Well there's only a... what
[Ian:] One of them's and all.
[Mark:] Yeah, but you've got all your microcircuitry on there. We're gonna have a R S fifty two, erm... H D L C
[Ian:] Ah course, that's not showing is it?
[Mark:] That's right. So you got those
[Ian:] Oh it'll be a double euro then.
[Mark:] At least. I've got a box for a double euro card.
[Yun:] Don't wanna tell them they're se, they're gonna smoke.
[Mark:] Get on doing work will you?
[Yun:] Erm... I've gotta wait for Andy, I dunno what the fucking hell he's done!
[Mark:] It should be documented. Cos if you got in by bus this morning... ain't he?
[Yun:] Well.
[Mark:] I should do that.
[Yun:] And it keep saying... and it keeps saying there's a what erm... slabs of concrete to be defined.
[speaker001:] Oh! Oh!
[Yun:] Every single thing will be [whistling]
[Ian:] . That's not perfect though!
[Mark:] [LAUGHTER]
[Norman:] That one's coming back already. No!
[Yun:] You knock it off by, what was it? Er... was is it?
[Mark:] You're supposed to curl it up in a, in a erm... in a brush when you blow dry it you know. Keep the perm in there.
[Norman:] I'll give you a blow job!
[Mark:] Did you ever see me when I had mine permed?
[Norman:] What, yours?
[Mark:] [LAUGHTER]
[Norman:] You never fucking
[Mark:] You!
[Norman:] did!
[Yun:] [LAUGHTER] You never had it in a fucking
[Mark:] You remember when I had a perm don't you?
[Ian:] Oh yeah, you looked a right tart!
[Mark:] I looked a cunt
[Group Of Unknown Speakers:] [LAUGHTER]
[Ian:] [LAUGHTER] I remember that []!
[Mark:] [LAUGHTER] I looked a complete asshole []!
[Yun:] he had a fucking perm!
[Mark:] You didn't see me then? It was like... it wasn't as long as Bedgeys but it was really tight and really... you know? Cos his is like... I dunno... Sweep
[Yun:] How
[Mark:] his is
[Yun:] How
[Mark:] his is Sweep! [LAUGHTER]
[Group Of Unknown Speakers:] [LAUGHTER]
[Yun:] How long ago?
[Mark:] But mine
[Yun:] How long ago?
[Mark:] Oh erm... before I was married. About five years ago. Five, six years ago. God I don't believe it! Bloody was as well!
[Norman:] I bet you looked a lovely boy!
[Yun:] [LAUGHTER] Of course, you haven't got enough hair to perm you know []!
[Ian:] That's what I say!
[Mark:] No, it was, it was quite long.
[Yun:] You must admit, my hair is the worst,fa falling out since!
[Group Of Unknown Speakers:] [LAUGHTER]
[Mark:] No, got quite, quite a nice perm.
[Yun:] [LAUGHTER]
[Mark:] It's thickened it up at the front innit?
[Norman:] You think he's joking!
[Group Of Unknown Speakers:] [LAUGHTER]
[Mark:] I got a photograph, I'll see if I can find it, bring it in.
[Yun:] Yeah. I got a perm.
[Ian:] Yeah, well you've had a perm ain't you Yun?
[Yun:] Yeah!
[Mark:] No!
[Yun:] I just
[Mark:] It's like
[Yun:] It is!
[Mark:] You've had a perm?
[Yun:] It is!
[Mark:] [LAUGHTER] A China man with a perm []!
[Yun:] That used to be quite a thing actually.
[Norman:] Well it wear tomorrow, you know they have.
[Mark:] [LAUGHTER]
[Ian:] I haven't, no!
[Yun:] [LAUGHTER]
[Mark:] Oh Nigel used to have a perm didn't he?
[Ian:] Who's that?
[Mark:] Nigel.
[Norman:] Did he?
[Mark:] Yeah. When I first met him it was really curly you know, and I
[Yun:] Bu
[Mark:] just thought it was his natural hair but
[Yun:] Yeah but my my my perm is not the really the curl, like hi his was set nicely.
[Group Of Unknown Speakers:] [LAUGHTER]
[Yun:] Not like what... bloody curly all hair!
[Mark:] People must er think you're a pratt!
[Yun:] I did! No, not
[Mark:] Bloody Chine... China men always have straight hair don't they?
[Yun:] No,i it's not really what... curly perm, is just like the er er a wave perm in it.
[Mark:] Oh wave, yeah. [LAUGHTER]
[Bedge:] Ah lovely!
[Mark:] was saying. Have you
[Yun:] Well
[Mark:] photograph of it?
[Yun:] Yes, I have tha, the really horrible one?
[Bedge:] That's true!
[Mark:] [LAUGHTER]... Brilliant!
[Yun:] The wedding photo
[Bedge:] At least mine's natural!
[Mark:] Ha!
[Bedge:] [LAUGHTER]
[Mark:] Ish
[Yun:] The wedding one a what, you know. The
[Ian:] two mark co-ordinate windows.
[Mark:] Yeah, one for one end, one for the other. Yeah what I do is, I have specified so I... If I suspe... the numbers are quite close I put one in there... have that, and I just do... reverse around and you
[Ian:] Yeah.
[Mark:] can see the other one might rub off.
[Yun:] [LAUGHTER] Do you know why I back to Norman []?
[Bedge:] Yes.
[Mark:] Norman? Won't be much.
[Bedge:] Won't be now, he's a Londoner he's bound to have had one!
[Yun:] [LAUGHTER] You must have a []!
[Mark:] Yeah, but I won't say!
[Yun:] [LAUGHTER]... What's the problem?
[Ian:] You have to hit it again.
[Bedge:] Well... to be honest I got too many bloody windows up there!
[Mark:] I got Ace up there now you know. So you aught to be careful!
[Bedge:] Alright. Why?
[Mark:] Too many windows, it'll crash!
[Bedge:] Well that's alright.
[Yun:] Well you can open
[Bedge:] There it is. It's that one and it's that one... colour.
[Mark:] [yawning] Well I'm sure it'll be alright Bedge []. It'll be alright... on the night.
[Bedge:] Fucking airline now!
[Mark:] Well that's alright innit?
[Yun:] Hope it's not fucking connected [LAUGHTER]
[Mark:] Well I ra
[Yun:] [yawning] work []!
[Bedge:] If you go on a st
[Yun:] [LAUGHTER]
[Bedge:] If you go on a stat it says no airlines! How do you account for that?
[Mark:] What? You look at stat... which I just ran this morning... right? My file called stat... it says zero airlines.
[speaker001:] Don't beli
[Mark:] Did you just delete that?
[Bedge:] No.... No I didn't fucking [LAUGHTER] touch it []!
[Mark:] You didn't? Well what's that?
[Bedge:] No, oh.
[Mark:] Have you put a different file name in?
[Bedge:] Nope!
[Mark:] Just do more stat and it'll say zero.
[Bedge:] Total length of airline, zero. So I sa, I took it that that was it.
[Mark:] Now more the one you just did.
[Bedge:] I just did.
[Mark:] No, it couldn't be. You ju erase it, it won't allow you to over, overwrite it.
[Bedge:] Got to take them out the root. See so that's why you should check the con activity you see.
[speaker001:] Ah!
[Mark:] [LAUGHTER]
[Bedge:] You always didn't I they tell you?
[Mark:] I do, that's why, I always do. I do stat, con and... rep... after I've done D L C.
[Bedge:] No I wasn't... about to go down and... do the bizz
[Yun:] Tell him off! Bedge, come on, tell him off!
[Mark:] You've gotta be able to run a little tidy up programme, we should just get rid of all these stubs and things! It's like, tell us what's in the software. Er
[Yun:] Come on Bedge! So you're tell him off!
[Mark:] Good job we ran this innit?
[Bedge:] Yeah, if it'll.
[Norman:] Now what was the file you called when you ran sa... when you ran stat
[Bedge:] I called it stat... I'm sure I did.
[Norman:] No.
[Mark:] Put it in the box. In there.
[Bedge:] Hang on.
[Yun:] Kick the mother fucker!
[Bedge:] No, woh! No, hang on! Hang on a sec!
[Norman:] I just wanna see if it's been erased since we've been digging around. Probably has you see.
[Bedge:] Right, okay. Point select. Forwards... er
[Yun:] No airline!
[Bedge:] Why don't you run with airlines on all the time?
[Mark:] Well I've got confused! Well if i... if it comes up and tells me there's no airlines there, then I can assume that there's no airlines!
[speaker001:] That's right!
[Bedge:] It didn't! It said there was zero air, that means th there's none... there.
[Mark:] What do you mean none there?
[Bedge:] Well there's one there now cos we just connected it. If you a, right... I reckon what's happened, you've done a delete on a signal at some point right?
[Mark:] And it hasn't been pulled up on the airline?
[Bedge:] No, you've... when you do a delete... erm... if you do con ex signal, if you have that on signal it deletes the whole signal, airlines and all.
[Mark:] I always have it on sig as much as poss. It defaults the sig
[Bedge:] That's, that's usually what happens. Anyway... that doesn't solve the problem now anyway!
[Mark:] Oh my God! So we gotta do the bloody... thing again anyway!
[Bedge:] Yeah. Do you want me to put this one in or do you want the other one to go in?
[Mark:] I wasn't told!
[Group Of Unknown Speakers:] [LAUGHTER]
[Bedge:] [LAUGHTER] []!
[Mark:] Well I... I mean I was, I was... relying on the, on the.
[Bedge:] It's, erm, didn't you do these things like... erm... join the numbers up when you were a kiddy
[Mark:] Yeah.
[Bedge:] You know, in these little books? It's just like that.
[Mark:] That says... that said to me zero airline so I thought ah great, it's all connected! You know?
[Bedge:] Well the con activity test told you it wasn't!
[Mark:] Well I hadn't got through that had I? I would have discovered once I'd been through it all.
[Bedge:] [LAUGHTER]... Good Lord!
[Mark:] [sigh]
[speaker001:] Ooh no!
[Bedge:] Ooh no!
[Mark:] That one's... get it like that... red... well that number's moved.
[Bedge:] Yeah. It goes blue, green, blue, green, blue
[Mark:] That's a bit of alive.
[Bedge:] Hang on! Blue, blue, green
[Mark:] [singing] Boo ber ber ber ber ber [].
[Bedge:] Right, that's green.
[Mark:] Blue.
[Bedge:] We bring that one red down there.
[Mark:] [singing] Doo doo [].
[Bedge:] Move these around. We can go... no we can't cos of that. This' ll be a good one! Do you want to do it?
[Mark:] Yeah, I can do it.
[Bedge:] ? Ow
[Mark:] I mean we might as well pitch it now. Pitch those plots.
[Bedge:] Hang on a sec! Wha what's happening here?
[Mark:] That can come right down here and then blue underneath. Pull that one down.
[Bedge:] Well I just wondered why it goes... there, in
[Mark:] It could go down one couldn't it?
[Bedge:] It goes... hold that. Well it's as broad as it's long really.
[Mark:] Mm.
[Bedge:] That just says a bit.
[Yun:] Mm, no.
[Mark:] It just means changing it.
[Yun:] This is... the same thing though?
[Bedge:] Yeah. A bit devious isn't he?
[Yun:] One things gone down there.
[Bedge:] Well Mark did it didn't he! [LAUGHTER]
[Mark:] Well the problem is, is that you don't like teeing off do you? Don't like teeing off signals. It's gotta be
[Bedge:] Yeah, you could of done
[Mark:] come off at a pin. So
[Bedge:] Yeah but you could of come across
[Mark:] Well I couldn't
[Bedge:] from there
[Mark:] I remember working on that one and I did it because all this lot was a,. I just pulled it up from that bottom.
[Bedge:] Probably this again. Oh but you see
[Mark:] It's alright, look
[Bedge:] I mean that one
[Mark:] Hang on!
[Bedge:] Yeah, but I mean that one... you could of shifted this lot... put some kinks in this one a bit, right? Moved all that lot up.
[Mark:] Yeah but I don't like putting kinks in!
[Bedge:] You could of gone round with the kinks
[Mark:] It's horrible! The kinks
[Bedge:] Well yeah but it's better tha, I mean that's... that's like a bus signal and that's like a ser, this one that's going round.
[speaker001:] Is that now?
[Mark:] That straight?
[Bedge:] What you doing?
[Mark:] That straight?
[Bedge:] What's straight?
[Mark:] That light.
[Bedge:] Which one?
[Mark:] That one.
[Bedge:] That one isn't.
[Mark:] I know that one isn't!
[Bedge:] That it's an... zoom delete it.
[Yun:] This is difficult really.
[Mark:] They're gone now.
[Bedge:] Look! Look at that!
[Mark:] Alright!
[Bedge:] Don't fuck about!
[Yun:] Oh no Mrs!
[Mark:] Oh
[Bedge:] No!
[Mark:] Gotta go!
[Bedge:] No.
[Mark:] It's gotta go! No.
[Bedge:] You don't think ahead that's the trouble!
[Mark:] I do!
[Yun:] [LAUGHTER]
[Mark:] You're a cunt Bedge!
[Bedge:] Patronising bastard!
[Norman:] You gotta think head!
[Mark:] I think head everyday!
[Bedge:] You've left a C print on there. Hang on! You've left a
[Mark:] It's alright!
[Bedge:] C pri
[Mark:] I'm getting the poxy bloody grid! I why do I have to work with that grid?
[Bedge:] Cos you can see what you're doing then.
[Mark:] Oh! No, it's... all naughty and
[Bedge:] I find the
[Mark:] horrible!
[Bedge:] if you have the grid on you don't miss airlines. [LAUGHTER]
[Mark:] I believe you!
[Bedge:] There's a segment there left! You just make sure
[Mark:] What the hell did that jump across there for?
[Bedge:] There's a fucking segment on there! I told you there's a bloody segment, and does he listen? No!
[Yun:] [LAUGHTER] He... well he never listens []
[Bedge:] He just goes and clicks the bloody buttons!
[Yun:] he never listens [LAUGHTER] to you anyway Bedge []!
[Bedge:] Look! If the
[Mark:] Ah
[Bedge:] it's still a bloody segment innit?
[Mark:] my God! That's awful isn't it?
[Bedge:] [LAUGHTER]
[Mark:] Ah!
[Bedge:] And look at that! Look at these D L C's you put in there look!
[Mark:] That's gone, right!
[Bedge:] [LAUGHTER]
[Mark:] Let's just do board delete that'll probably help won't it? Okay, so I'm coming from here
[Bedge:] You delete up to there! What's that? Oh it's the big airlines.
[Mark:] Yeah, yeah, that's the one... yeah, right.
[Yun:] Ah like a bloody
[Bedge:] I'll leave you at it!
[Mark:] I'm glad to hear it! God! Run you over! I'll get it sorted and I will do it again! [sigh] Cor, I dunno []!
[speaker001:] Look Dave, look!
[Mark:] Clever boy! Charge up my batteries cos of my aeroplanes.
[Ian:] Oh you're into
[Mark:] Got my charger.
[Ian:] aeroplanes are you?
[Mark:] I'm into model aeroplanes, yes.
[Ian:] Oh dear!
[Mark:] Well, not recently but... I'm hoping to get back to it.... When I er... when I get the time.
[Ian:] Yes, yes.
[Mark:] I'll have to
[Ian:] From the Hollies
[Mark:] take.
[Ian:] the Hollies
[Mark:] Yeah. Well... the trouble is they're so small now aren't they?
[Ian:] Yeah.
[Mark:] Because they restricted the area so much... if you got a big plane... that like, to by pass now.
[Norman:] It's all gone again now.
[Ian:] There was one
[Mark:] Don't have a lot of time to think, [LAUGHTER] You know []!
[Ian:] there was one bloke over in erm... tha... you know, with a man la, that I used to work with and he, he used to fly from Hollies, and he lost his plane one day... and fle, flew out of range... and er... he he spent... weeks looking for it! Couldn't find! Because th the... the... sort of corn and barley would, was er was almost ready for
[Mark:] Bloody!
[Ian:] er harvesting, and he was frightened that... he was getting a bit panicky cos if, you know, frightened a combine had had run over it. So
[Mark:] But
[Ian:] he went and hired and plane from Richmond Airport
[Mark:] Oh God! Must of
[Ian:] And th
[Mark:] cost him a fortune!
[Ian:] this guy flew him round and he saw it! He spotted it from there and he wen, went and got it.
[Mark:] [LAUGHTER]... Probably cost him twice the amount! To hire a plane than the... thing's worth!
[Ian:] Well yeah!
[Mark:] I have heard cases of erm... planes being lost in... in er... crops... chu chur churned up!
[Ian:] Mm.
[Mark:] Farmers [LAUGHTER] aren't happy []!
[Ian:] No I know.... [LAUGHTER] But there's a couple of guys [] in another division over there that... they were quite keen on er aircraft and they spent weeks building these bloody things... and then er, and experienced flyer... he'd... taken over to the other, other side of the estate when he had a bit of runway over there
[Mark:] Aha.
[Ian:] and fly them, and they usually flew for about ten seconds [LAUGHTER] and he smashed it! And they came back for another fortnight of re-building []! He said I saw too much!
[Mark:] Where's that bloody kettle?
[Ian:] [LAUGHTER] Two weeks after he'd said
[Mark:] Haven't we
[Ian:] ten second flight!
[Bedge:] Hasn't Yunny put the kettle on yet?
[Norman:] He's just gone.
[Mark:] He's just gone
[Bedge:] What a
[Mark:] to get it.
[Bedge:] what a lazy bastard! I'll bloody steal his notes
[Mark:] Yeah, when I first I used to fly, actually screen flying.
[Ian:] Mm.
[Mark:] Tremendous you know! I had this plane a... a low four nine engine... and I was only a kid. I bought it in village in Mark's Wood I used to take it up the runway and
[Ian:] Yeah.
[Mark:] took off and I was circle ground, it was quite a windy day... then this [LAUGHTER] stood there with me [], had no control over the thing, like!
[Ian:] [LAUGHTER]
[Mark:] And it er... I think I think the engine cut at about
[Yun:] Well Norm is stepping outside.
[Ian:] Is he? Oh!
[Mark:] Is he?
[Ian:] Yeah.
[speaker001:] [yawning] Ooh, my God []!
[Mark:] I'm a man myself, ha?
[Bedge:] But er, is he though?
[Mark:] Erm... yeah er e, I couldn't hit, you know, just went outside... and er... what was this? Er, I went out the next day to go to... er th... yeah... that was a Sunday I lost it. And before I went to school on the Monday, drove back down the marsh and... went in this forest trying to find it.
[Ian:] [LAUGHTER]
[Mark:] And we went round this estate... can't remember where it was... and erm... thought knock on the doors and se, ask people had seen it... and then... later in the day this woman phoned up and said she saw a couple of kids walk down the road with it... and sort of ca, called them over and said oh I heard that his, his. So I got it back.
[Ian:] That was lucky!
[Mark:] And it wasn't broken! [LAUGHTER] I was
[Ian:] Yeah?
[Mark:] absolutely... flabbergasted!
[Ian:] That was a bit lucky! Could of been a gonner there!
[Mark:] Could of been indeed. Drink?
[speaker001:] Well... drop one, they're still looking. They're still looking. No, I... I got plenty of time, I'm not in a hurry. Cos I... I got plenty of time. Still looking.
[Mark:] Is there still the news about... carrying here?
[speaker001:] Oh I could do. I I I... I think that's one of the options that I could sort of er... I could still be the li, cleaner over here. If I ain't got a job by June I could still be here... cleaning.
[Mark:] You gotta take a pay cut then?
[speaker001:] Oh yeah well er... well wo... I'd take a pay cut because erm... well I'd have to take a pay cut anyway, but the thing is though, with my pension... with my pension from day one I ain't gonna be too bad off anyway. If I can take home a hundred and twenty quid... well with my seventy pound a week pension... two hundred quid. So I ain't gonna be too bad off anyway. I mean, sort of er... you know
[Ian:] Well, it sounds alright.
[speaker001:] Probably make a bit more hours, and course there might be er a... a couple of hours a night, it'll probably be... I reckon it'll probably from five to about er seven. The proper hours.
[Ian:] And thing I suppose.
[speaker001:] Well the thing is, I don't think they're gonna put stran, they're not gonna put a stranger over here. Who don't know the job.
[Mark:] Well, it's a bit risky for security as well isn't it?
[speaker001:] Well yeah! They're not gonna put, they're not gonna put a stranger over here are they? Really? I mean they're gonna... you know? I mean, if I sort of just stay... for a, for a while but er... I've still keep looking for work... looking for a job... cos I do wanna get away from B T. The sooner I get away the better! But... I'm not in a hurry at the moment. So I can't go anywhere anyway. I wanna erm... hopefully er... hopefully I can get myself a car once I get the money. Buy one.
[Norman:] Weren't gonna splash it all out... you know? All at once?
[speaker001:] No I wouldn't splash it all out but I'd get quite a bit cos of the twenty years. I've still got my, er get a car for about a couple of grand. Get a second hand car for a couple of grand and er... I'll still have a little bit. We might pay some of the mortgage off and er er, if there's any... you know, we sort of keep some in there. Keep some in the
[Ian:] Yeah.
[speaker001:] building society. At least, at least if I had another job you see and er... well I'm taking home two hundred odd... two hundred pound a week. Well I worked out a hundred and twenty here and seventy pound pension. I wouldn't need to touch that money. That'd still be erm... that'd still be in the er... still be in the building society could be making me money.
[Mark:] Yeah.
[speaker001:] I mean er
[Norman:] You get some er... the old interest
[speaker001:] There's the
[Norman:] can't you?
[speaker001:] Well especially if you put it in your high interest.
[Mark:] Yeah.
[speaker001:] Which once I've wo, which I will.
[Mark:] The trouble is with high interest account you can't get the money out very quickly can you?
[speaker001:] Ah?
[Mark:] You can't get the money out very quickly. Just give them plenty of notice like er a month's notice to get the money out.
[speaker001:] Oh well, yeah. That er
[Mark:] So if you need it in a hurry it can be a problem.
[speaker001:] Yeah. Well we could have it in a ordinary account it's sa, still sort of er.... You know? Just report or not. I might be able to some in er, in the ordinary account and some in the high interest account.
[Norman:] Yeah. You could do that can't you?
[Ian:] Oh yeah, split it up as you like!
[Mark:] Oh!
[speaker001:] Oh yeah, but er... but I'm not in a hurry anyway. I've got plenty of time. John!
[Ian:] Right.
[speaker001:] Your tea cup got.... How dare you! Phone! Okay, boy
[Bedge:] Oy, slaphead!
[Frank:] Me?
[Bedge:] Yeah, the chap from... Arkworth Generation for you.
[Frank:] Excellent!
[Yun:] I'm not sure... this machine... the actual driver board... can I know.
[Mark:] Yeah.
[Yun:] Because I've been trying to swop... between that one and that one. In that we see... the one coloured drive right?
[Mark:] Yeah.
[Yun:] We can re... resist the and run from... to that... copy. When Bedge got it in I say look le... I I wanna swop it see what happen. And I took, he swop it... he he wouldn't three sixty two.
[Mark:] No.
[Yun:] I'm not sure, is it the driver... that's the problem or not? So... you may have to ask Norman if it'll now work. I think we will blame the or th all got in, got in. We will have some money left behind... not a lot.
[Mark:] ... Cos the machines in my old office... all of them, all the five and a quarters agree... both types. And the three and a halfs agreed with seven twenties. Yeah.
[Yun:] Yeah! I mean this one can...
[Mark:] I mean what is... what's the point in a, in a drive that'll rig one point two but not three sixty? Useless!
[Yun:] And erm... the one I got, in there... can rig well three sixty K and one point two meg, no problem! As soon as I charge straight into here, what happen with it? I think it's something to with the, with the actual er... driver board.
[Mark:] Yeah.
[Yun:] And you get all set one wha erm... setting. You gonna have, you can't have a few. So we may have a, quite another a board or what? I don't know. They will let you know. They'll have to!... If I could get my.
[Mark:] Then I could have that machine and Justy can have mine.
[Yun:] One. What I'm trying to say is that yo,i now you gotta order another to, forty six. How do I know what's having?
[Mark:] Who's getting the other one then?
[Yun:] I dunno.
[Mark:] Mm.
[Yun:] I have a lot of feeling... right? That's it's. When these boys has come along... and Colin would... he look at John... and what do boys say?
[Mark:] Well he can't have yours cos he's not doing... compiling that
[Yun:] No.
[Mark:] needs... fast processing time.
[Yun:] Tony is the one who will definitely jump up and fucking, but I tell him to fuck off! But Colin... I mean
[Mark:] Frank said to you you can have
[Yun:] Yeah.
[Mark:] cos you need it for your work!
[Yun:] Yeah, but... Frank did tell me to keep it, keep quiet! [LAUGHTER]... Don't make any... don't make war! I don't know it, so I keep quiet. Don't make
[Mark:] Yeah but as soon as he walks in here he'll go, ah new machine!
[Yun:] Yeah.
[Mark:] How's that then? Well you'll have to convince that it's, it's... just a three eight six.... Cor God! That amazes me why people, it's like a status symbol they have to have the best bloody machine! Well there's no point!
[Yun:] But, I have Bedgey look... to be honest right... he do more compiling than me. If he want the forty six..., I mean the forty six I give you this. And he, and he say ah no, but it's alright I got my. But, he said if if Franky order another one... he say, I shall have a forty six. Be, originally... they order two forty sixes... one for Colin and one for Andy.
[Mark:] Mm.
[Yun:] But... when the money tight and they, they can't get the bloody thing!
[Mark:] Yeah, well you haven't got it yet anyway have you so
[Yun:] Well, I will, I will get it... and all the will come in here... and we'll hide it or... whereby no no, no one will fucking see it! And go, I set it up all working and there's fuck... oh ho! [LAUGHTER] It is isn't it? Oh what a pity!
[Mark:] Can you stick in that box? [LAUGHTER]... But the thing is, they look so different. Don't they? And like Ian's four eight sixes, it's so different to one of those it's not like you can get away with it. Completely different, re-designed box and everything. You still using that monitor?
[Yun:] No. Wo, have a look at this monitor?
[Mark:] Ay?
[Yun:] Come here, it's your monitor, everything.
[Mark:] So I can have that monitor with that machine, ha?
[Yun:] Yeah, you, you can get everything.
[Mark:] Oh right.
[Yun:] But we asked erm... Colin,di did he want a monitor? And he say no!
[Mark:] Mm.
[Yun:] Th, the super V G A is better than the, just the V G A. They can give you twe, two hundred... two hundred and er, fifty six colour. So
[Mark:] Is this V G A or E G A?
[Yun:] That's a Philips, a V G A.
[Mark:] Is it?
[Yun:] It's a normal, it's like your one, it's normal V G A.
[Mark:] Oh!
[speaker001:] Sixteen colour. If you open tha,ma my window, the picture is... compared with the wha you put in [LAUGHTER] there [].
[Mark:] Oh yeah.
[Yun:] So I don't know... what is going on!... So I'm not... over exciting. A Bloody politics place!
[Mark:] Well you got a valid reason for having a fast machine. Right! I better get the out then.
[Yun:] And my bloody!
[Mark:] Ow!
[Yun:] Well, and I put an order in to buying erm... two more of these five and a quarter inch.
[Mark:] It'll rebo
[Yun:] Mm?
[Mark:] That will,wi tha tha will rebo soft.
[Yun:] Yeah, but... I think th, probably the thing with number Then the driver innit?
[Mark:] Well if it can't, it can't.... Yeah well there's a problem with that because they might be on different project number mighten they?
[Yun:] Yeah but doesn't matter! In this group, doesn't matter. In other group, maybe.
[Mark:] Mm.
[Yun:] In this group,. So if you want a se... see er er a normal reception you want some... some level if you want what? One. If you wanna thick one... want a monitor this way,, but not a lot. So you don't wanna put all that in. But it does or some order. But whereas anyone order from this company say well...... what do you want? Do you want a big one or a small one? If you want a huge order... oh you can look for your own. When Len... sent them a five pound order, or ten pound
[Mark:] Mm.
[Yun:] you can leave that. Th there is a... if there is work in our group, no problem! As soon as we've been, all been
[Mark:] We'll have to... write that one with a... indelible pen.
[Yun:] Yes.
[Mark:] You only get on go at it as well.
[Yun:] So that is
[Mark:] I dunno, you get it off with spirit I suppose.
[Yun:] Maybe, I think you can get erm... erm... in, what they done on Norman's... they're using a tape.
[Mark:] A tape? Oh that's messy!
[Yun:] Er well... if you're gonna draw the line I mean... I mean it's bloody we know what... who's in, who's out.
[Mark:] Yeah. [sigh]
[Yun:] Yeah, have a chat with Norman.
[Mark:] Okay. The only problem is, I dunno if there's a mistake on this but this modem box... right? Is one six one... and this is... it's ha! You're hoping!
[Yun:] Yeah.
[Mark:] It's not going into anything is it?
[speaker001:] No, it isn't, it's not got a socket or anything right? It'll have
[Paul:] Norm!
[Norman:] Yeah.
[speaker001:] it'll have four
[Paul:] How do you change
[Mark:] Look likes... the actual box is one six one, this is one sixty right?
[speaker001:] Yeah.
[Paul:] Cos I put erm
[Mark:] So that's gonna be... a bit small, but
[Paul:] a dimension in there.
[Mark:] we're not gonna have these connectors on... so we all can do whatever size we want really can't we?
[speaker001:] Yeah.
[Paul:] Talk to me!
[speaker001:] Cli,wha what's the depth?
[Mark:] The depth is erm
[speaker001:] six four one.
[Mark:] four one.
[speaker001:] So how big's that?
[Mark:] That will take us... is it clear up
[Paul:] Oh right!
[Mark:] to there, to here.
[Paul:] Erm
[Mark:] Yeah, okay. Well what we can do
[speaker001:] No, what we'll do first... ride
[Mark:] is put in a connector, you know those connectors?
[speaker001:] Yeah.
[Mark:] That these fellers are on?
[speaker001:] Yeah.
[Mark:] You can get them with long pins each si... have them standing up the board... and then you have another board, a board with a... so you can
[speaker001:] That's what I was saying!
[Mark:] cut the pillars... those there.
[speaker001:] Perhaps, yeah we might find that by the time we got to might not be able to get it all on.
[Mark:] Cos that... is like... a sixth of the area isn't it?
[speaker001:] What we'll do... alright?
[Mark:] Mhm.
[speaker001:] I reckon. If we erm... I'll get a if I got time today. Alright?
[Mark:] Yeah, so basically
[speaker001:] Then, yeah, we'll just try and get through today. Start, see what the actually gonna do.
[Mark:] Yeah, like, yeah?
[speaker001:] I mean all the chips will fit, but you gotta. [LAUGHTER]... Am I that boring Frank?
[Frank:] I didn't
[Mark:] [yawning] Yeah []!
[Frank:] say anything you know!
[Paul:] No, not half!
[Frank:] I didn't.
[speaker001:] But I di, I didn't realise that I thought you were actually.
[Frank:] How old did you think I am?
[speaker001:] [LAUGHTER]
[Mark:] What an insult! [LAUGHTER]
[speaker001:] Erm
[Mark:] He's not that old are you?
[Frank:] No, no.
[speaker001:] I suppose about be erm... fifty nine.
[Frank:] No, no no no, I'm. Erm, so you had to have didn't you?
[speaker001:] Erm, I, yes.
[Frank:] Yeah,yo, we well we won't do that.
[speaker001:] Erm, I probably do all that but I don't.