[Chris:] Oh... I just broke one. The plastic thing.
[Janet:] Oh it don't matter does it?...
[speaker003:] [LAUGHTER]
[Chris:] Hey. Do this.
[Janet:] [LAUGHTER]
[Chris:] That looks alright dunnit?
[Janet:] It's meant to be in the middle.
[Chris:] Why is it?... [singing] the wheels on the bus go round and round [].
[speaker003:] Mine.
[Chris:] No. Put it back.
[speaker003:] This is for Tina isn't it? That is.
[Janet:] One
[speaker003:] No, one's for Reggie.
[Janet:] Yeah the one's for Reg.
[speaker004:] Look at that mummy.
[speaker003:] Well... this one can be for Reggie.
[Janet:] It's meant to be in the middle.
[Chris:] Right.
[Janet:] touch it Daniel.
[Chris:] Come with me then, we'll hang this one up for Reggie.
[speaker003:] No this one.
[Chris:] [whistling]
[speaker003:] Oh!
[Chris:] Oi...
[Janet:] for Reg.
[Chris:] He'll be munching on this all night. Alright Reg.
[speaker003:] Da da da....
[Janet:] No James. Don't
[speaker003:] You can tickle his tummy.... He did. Look he went see. He's nice aren't you. Your nice
[Chris:] Oi Dan. Let's see if you'll eat that.... And let's get these other ones out for the old birdies outside eh?
[speaker003:] Yeah I'm helping you. How we going to do it with these shoes on?... Well these ones are quite a lot
[Chris:] Oh damn it.
[speaker003:] What?
[Chris:] This one don't seem to want to come out.
[speaker003:] Well I don't look.
[Chris:] He's not a fish Dan.
[Janet:] [LAUGHTER] Who wants a coffee?
[Chris:] Oh, we could have give that one to Reg as well but it's a bit busted up.
[Janet:] Well leave it in the in the sink. Just
[Chris:] No, it it's out now innit? That's what I'm saying.
[Janet:] I'll just stick it in the freezer and he can have it... next week.
[speaker003:] That is a cortina there.... Looks good doesn't it?
[Chris:] Actually these do look good actually don't they? Look at them. That one we'll hang up on the...
[speaker003:] What about this one? This
[Chris:] What did you do?
[speaker004:] Nothing.
[Chris:] What did you do?
[speaker003:] he must have stopped the felt tip.
[Chris:] What did you do?
[Janet:] clouted him with that felt tip.
[Chris:] If I see you stab him with a felt tip. Sunshine. You'll be in big trouble.... Brilliant.
[speaker003:] Look what you've done James.
[Chris:] Well done James. That's really really good of you.
[speaker003:] Naughty.
[Janet:] What do you do now?
[Chris:] He battered him. He battered Reg so it come off.
[speaker003:] Now it's covered in that.... What a stupid thing to do you idiot James. Can he have fat? Can Reggie eat fat?
[Janet:] I don't bloody know. It's your 's cat.
[Chris:] I'm gonna take it out cos I don't think so.
[Janet:] Course he can. Go and put that down there.
[Chris:] Well.
[speaker003:] Cos what about this big bunch?... What about this one?
[Chris:] Yeah alright.... Oi. I need, I can't see you doing that can I? You know I can't see you doing that. Oh... damn it. [singing] The wheels on the bus []
[Janet:] No you ain't got these strings in right. They should be in the middle.
[Chris:] It was in the mi, that one's in the middle.
[Janet:] Yeah, that's the only one.
[Chris:] Oh. Let's see if we've got some funny feet on here.
[speaker003:] No
[Chris:] Oh, dunnit? Good doody doody.
[speaker004:] doody doody
[Chris:] Oh yeah look. Dude. I know what you're on about now.
[speaker004:] Oh doody
[Janet:] What?...
[Chris:] The strings come out look that much.... So what we need to do obviously is keep them in the freezer. Innit?
[speaker004:] Keep them in freezer.
[Chris:] Yeah?
[speaker004:] Freezer.
[Chris:] Is it? Until the birds want them. Right, we'll give the birds this one. Give that one to Reg, that one to Reg.... Got a... bit of clingfilm or something. We can give these to Reg now look. Chuck them in his
[speaker004:] No give that funny to Reg. That funny. And this big one.
[Chris:] No.
[Janet:] That'll just slide off the string, that big one.
[Chris:] No, I'll place it somewhere.
[speaker003:] . Won't spiders get on there?
[Chris:] I don't think so.
[speaker003:] They will do.... They will do.
[Chris:] [whistling]
[speaker004:] Why
[Janet:] Not too big Dan.... You want a bird table to put it on don't you it on.
[Chris:] Yeah. We need a table don't we.
[speaker003:] To hang it... on.
[Janet:] Don't get Danny a chris, a desk for Christmas. We'll get him a bird table.
[speaker004:] No way stupid.
[Chris:] Hey! Dude.
[speaker004:] It's only for birds, not for me
[Janet:] Dan.
[speaker004:] Come. Come out.... [police sirens]
[speaker003:] Think I know where we can hang it.
[Chris:] Yeah I don't know about hanging it though. That's the thing. If I hang it up... and it falls off it might shatter.... Dan. Go on, quick.
[speaker003:] eat that.
[Chris:] Yeah, there's a thing here.
[Janet:] police car?
[Chris:] reckon. No somewhere. Or... no I don't reckon they're gonna come there do you?
[Janet:] Oh no cos Reg will eat it.
[Chris:] Why don't I put that on her bird-table next door?
[Janet:] No....
[speaker004:] See them
[Janet:] Get in Dan. You've got nothing on your feet. Get in.
[Chris:] Oi dude. Get in.... Right. We'll have a little inspection later on to see if any birds has actually doodled on it. They ought of ate it. I mean.
[speaker003:] A a magpie was eating.
[Chris:] A magpie? What sort
[speaker004:] Yeah that would.
[Chris:] What sort of bird's a magpie?
[speaker003:] A black and white one.
[Chris:] What? Like erm... like a killer whale?... You don't know.
[Janet:] clear up the mess round here.
[Chris:] I'll clear up the mess in a minute. Gladly. Get the others freezing then. Doodle bum. Oi. Dan take this in for me. Your mum's being a little bit of a... nightmare today.... [singing] the doodles on the beach go [] [whistling].
[speaker004:] Mum..
[speaker003:] Have they got icing on?
[Janet:] No.
[Chris:] None of them got icing on today. Excuse me. Excuse me....
[speaker003:] Chris, can I speak through there?... Any sides can you?...
[Chris:] You don't have to shout.
[speaker003:] Why not?
[Chris:] Well you don't even have to get close. If you stood over there it'll still...
[speaker003:] Go in there?
[Chris:] Yeah.
[speaker003:] Alright then, shall I?
[Chris:] Yeah.
[speaker003:] Bang bang [LAUGHTER]
[Chris:] It can hear everything you say or do. Even when you're
[speaker003:] there then?
[Chris:] No. Even when you go to bed. That's the, that's the best
[speaker003:] Will it hear?
[Chris:] Yeah. That's the best thing about it.
[speaker003:] Can I listen to it now.
[Chris:] No.
[speaker003:] Please.... Chris.
[Chris:] Can I have a light, Jan?...
[Janet:] What?
[Chris:] Can I have a light?
[speaker003:] Oh go on Chris or I'll turn it on.... Is it on?
[Janet:] Don't get
[speaker003:] I want it on.
[Chris:] It's on.
[speaker003:] Well how does it go then?
[Chris:] It's recording what you're saying. For Father Christmas.
[speaker003:] I know.
[Chris:] in the car. Have a look?
[Janet:] Which car?...
[Chris:] There's a box of matches up there, Jan. Instead of burning half the fag darling.
[speaker003:] Look what he's done....
[Chris:] Turn it over. Do you want another wee?...
[speaker003:] One... that one. Two... yeah
[Janet:] Why?
[Chris:] Come on, no no. Carry on.
[Janet:] Oh dear.
[speaker003:] Three.... Four
[Chris:] Sky... six. No, no, no. Six on T V.... That's it.
[Janet:] Did you put the immersion on for me. Yeah, have you put it on?
[Chris:] [whistling]
[speaker003:] I wanna listen to it afterwards.
[Chris:] [yawn]... Tops on the pens.
[speaker004:] Hey dad. come out.
[Chris:] Pull it out.
[speaker004:] Pull it. Rub it out.
[Chris:] Yeah. What you doing? What's that?... Wh what you doing?
[speaker003:] Say... I'm picking my nose
[Janet:] to be dirty innit.
[speaker003:] Not saying nothing.... Is it coming on yet?
[Chris:] It's recording.
[speaker003:] No it isn't. It's got that... push.
[Chris:] This here... see this?... That bit there. No look.
[speaker003:] Yeah.
[Chris:] Look.... When that's on it's recording. That little light.
[speaker003:] When it's off it goes does it?
[Chris:] Mm.
[Janet:] Why don't you sing... nanny your.... And then we can take it down let Chris' nanny hear it. You haven't seen Chris' nanny have you? You haven't never seen her have you? She lives down where your nanny used to live, your great nanny and dad.... Grandpa's mummy.
[speaker004:] Oh yeah.
[Janet:] Yeah. So when's your carol service? Who's gonna come? Who do you want to come to your carol service?
[speaker004:] You and Chris.... I want
[Janet:] Shall we ask Dan?...
[speaker004:] No.
[Janet:] Dan.... Dan.... Daniel.
[speaker004:] Yeah.
[Janet:] Shall we ask the carol service.
[speaker003:] Yeah.
[Janet:] Chris
[speaker004:] Mum. Mummy, mum, mummy. Mum. Mum.
[speaker003:] Is she in there?
[Janet:] [LAUGHTER] Is she in there [] [LAUGHTER].
[speaker003:] No she ain't?
[Janet:] Ask her.
[speaker004:] Mum.
[speaker003:] No, you.... You Chris.
[Chris:] My mum will come if you ask her nicely.
[speaker003:] No I want you to.
[Chris:] She can hear what you're saying anyway.
[Janet:] You ask her.... Ask her if she'd like to come.
[speaker004:] to come.... Don't Dan.
[Chris:] [LAUGHTER]
[speaker003:] I can't see her.
[Janet:] She's in that little box.
[speaker003:] How can she?
[Janet:] It's magic.
[speaker003:] She's not.
[speaker004:] It's magic.
[Chris:] Look at that little tree up there. Who made that?
[speaker004:] bang bang bang...
[speaker003:] What... what Chris?
[Chris:] You don't have to shout at it.... You being silly?
[speaker004:] Chris. Is it?
[Chris:] Yeah.
[speaker004:] Is that?
[Chris:] Somes mummy at...
[Janet:] No. It's got to go back to her.
[speaker004:] Don't they? Don't they Chris?
[Chris:] What? Don't touch.
[speaker003:] I want a little.... rewinding.
[Chris:] It's not rewinding. It's recording what you're saying. Father Christmas can hear all this.
[speaker003:] I'm finished now.
[Chris:] No. I want you to sing Father Christmas Away in a Manger then I'll turn it off.
[Janet:] I'll sing it with you. [singing] Away in a []
[speaker003:] No. Not that one.
[Chris:] Go on.
[Janet:] Have I forgotten something. Oh yeah
[Chris:] Alright then turn the telly down.
[Janet:] [singing] away []
[Chris:] Turn the telly, turn the telly down now.... Right.
[speaker003:] [singing] Santa's stuck up the chimney... he began to shout. The girls and boys won't get any toys. My beard is black and there's soot in my. [] [singing] When Santa got stuck up the chimney achoo achoo achoo []
[Janet:] Hey.
[Chris:] One more. Away in a Manger, and then that'll be it.
[speaker003:] That's too long. [singing] Twinkle twinkle little star, how I wonder what you are. Up above [] [singing] the world so high like a [cough] in the sky. Twinkle [cough] twinkle little star how I wonder what you are. [].
[Janet:] [singing] Gentle Jesus meek and mild []
[speaker003:] I can't... do that one. [singing] Baa baa black sheep have you any wool. Yes sir yes sir three bags full. One for the master one for the dame and one for the little boy who lives down the lane []. Turn it off now. No more.... I don't wanna do any more. Have you turned it off?
[Chris:] Yeah.
[speaker003:] Shall I turn it on now. This way.
[Chris:] No that ain't it.
[speaker003:] That is to turn it on.
[Chris:] What is it. Wait here, what are you touching?
[speaker003:] The number thing.
[Chris:] No. You can't touch that.
[speaker003:] Well that
[Chris:] After tea you can hear it alright? It's off now so after tea you can hear it.
[speaker003:] What we having for tea?
[Chris:] Erm
[speaker003:] Sandwich? Sandwich?
[speaker004:] [LAUGHTER]
[speaker003:] I want a sandwich
[Chris:] No....
[speaker003:] I know which is on.
[Chris:] On and off. Good boy.
[speaker003:] I know which is on.... It's on already.
[Chris:] No that's charging the batteries up.
[speaker003:] Hey has it got... does it charge the batteries up?
[Chris:] Yeah.
[speaker004:] Oh that's got a tape. It's got a tape in.
[Chris:] Yeah.
[speaker003:] And the batteries.
[Chris:] In the bottom.
[speaker003:] See.
[Chris:] Don't touch them. Cos they're charging aren't they.
[speaker003:] But can I just look where they go in.
[Chris:] It'll burn like the fire.... They go in that little doorway underneath there....
[speaker003:] How do you open that doorway up?
[speaker004:] on there.
[Chris:] No you just pull a little catch.
[speaker003:] Which catch?
[Chris:] One at the bottom.
[speaker003:] The one under here?
[Chris:] Yeah. Hey. You gonna get your books to read? You get your books to read first and then we'll er... Yeah good idea, yeah go on then, quick. Hurry up.... No. You read your books and you can listen to it.
[speaker004:] There it is Chris.
[Chris:] That's a pen. Hurry up then, get your books....
[speaker004:] I've found it....
[Chris:] What? Put the pens in the box....
[speaker004:] You want this colour.
[Chris:] I don't want a colour.
[speaker003:] Oh oh.
[speaker004:] You didn't want green colours
[Chris:] Felled?
[Janet:] Oh god.
[Chris:] Oh. Major problem. Right let's read your books.
[speaker003:] That's my book from
[Chris:] Right.
[speaker003:] And. Read this one Ben and Lad.
[Chris:] Right, turn it over. Page two.
[speaker003:] [reading] Ben...
[Chris:] Ben can
[speaker003:] run.
[Chris:] Ben can run. []. Here. This one. This one, no this one. No here look. Here. This one.
[speaker003:] Oh. [reading] Look where we...
[Chris:] Look we can run
[speaker003:] run. We can run look
[Chris:] Like.
[speaker003:] like this.
[Chris:] Look. We can run. We can run like this.
[speaker003:] Yes but... not here
[Chris:] Yes, but not here.
[speaker003:] Can, can []
[Chris:] No. [reading] Come
[speaker003:] Come here lad help.
[speaker004:] Come here lad.
[Chris:] Come here lad, help.
[speaker004:] Come here lad, help.
[speaker003:] We can run. We can run a fast.
[Chris:] We can run. We can run fast.
[speaker003:] Can we run here?... No but
[Chris:] No Ben. Not here.
[speaker003:] Not here.... No lad not here. You
[Chris:] No lad. Not here. You can run fast, but not here.
[speaker003:] Look here at
[Chris:] No. Look lad.
[speaker003:] Look lad... you can run here....
[Chris:] Run lad.
[speaker003:] Run lad. Run fast. []...
[Chris:] What's this say?
[speaker003:] [reading] Can []...
[Chris:] No
[speaker003:] [reading] Come here
[Chris:] Come here
[speaker003:] Ben. Come here lad [].
[Chris:] That's it. Turn over.
[speaker003:] [reading] I like
[Chris:] I like lad. []. Very good.
[speaker004:] I'm gonna read this.
[Chris:] Go on then.
[speaker004:] L A
[Chris:] Go upstairs and get the one about... the animal circus is it? Animal
[Janet:] animal zoo.
[Chris:] Yeah. Cos he can read that one really good.
[speaker003:] [reading] Come here lad. You can't play. Stop it.
[Chris:] Come here, lad. You can't play. Stop it. []
[speaker003:] [reading] Where is... lad... mum can you
[Chris:] No. Where is lad? Mum, come and help me look. []
[Janet:] Don't tell him it all.
[Chris:] Well it's the only way he knows how to er pronounce it all.
[speaker003:] [reading] Help me look
[Chris:] Look....
[speaker003:] You []
[Chris:] Yeah.
[speaker003:] [reading] help. No. here is lad [].
[Chris:] Good.
[speaker003:] [reading] Can y you help... me... Ben
[Chris:] Can you help me Ben?
[speaker003:] I
[Chris:] No.
[speaker003:] No, in here... you in here.
[Chris:] No. In you go.
[speaker003:] Lad... I can help you dad.
[Chris:] I can help you dad.
[speaker003:] No lad you come... can't... come out... help.... Look at lad. He can run fast. []
[Chris:] Good boy.... That's very good. [reading] But mum we're [] [LAUGHTER] we're
[Janet:] Where.
[speaker003:] [LAUGHTER] Where. []
[Chris:] [reading] But mum, where can we play. We can't play in and we can't go out. []. Here... Dan?
[speaker003:] Where can we play.
[Chris:] This is the bestest one you can read. Read it for Father Christmas.
[Janet:] school ones first.
[speaker003:] [reading] Where can we play. You play...
[Chris:] Danny's reading.
[speaker003:] . You play there [].
[Chris:] No. [reading] You play this.
[speaker003:] I can play this. []
[Chris:] Good boy. He's playing a drum.... Or she's playing a drum.... This side. What's this.
[speaker003:] [reading] Can we play here dad... you can't play, can't play... here... []
[Chris:] That's it.
[speaker003:] [reading] can
[Chris:] Come.
[speaker003:] Come... out here. W we can play out here.... Stop... no
[Chris:] Stop, stop. You
[speaker003:] you can't play here. But my mum []
[Chris:] No, no. [reading] But mum
[speaker003:] mum where can we play? Where []
[Chris:] No. [reading] But mum where can we play? We
[speaker003:] we can play in here []
[Chris:] No. [reading] But we can't play in and
[speaker003:] We can't play... here
[Chris:] Out.
[speaker003:] out.
[Chris:] This side Dan.
[speaker003:] Can... come in here
[Chris:] Come in.
[speaker003:] you... can play... in, in here. Can we play in here dad.
[Chris:] Can we play in here dad?
[speaker003:] [] it yes on this time.
[Janet:] Yes.
[Chris:] What's it
[speaker003:] [reading] You can play in here []
[Chris:] Good boy. Now this is the last one.
[speaker003:] Oh I don't want to.
[Chris:] No go on. You read that good. I'll read it to you then, if you don't want to read it. [reading] Little mouse has come to say hello and welcome us to the animal show. Kitty has brought her fiddle today and a merry tune she'd like to play
[speaker003:] She'd like to play.
[Chris:] Hurry up hippo we're waiting for you... we all want to see
[speaker003:] The monkeys in the zoo.
[Chris:] Now what has teddy got with him there... balloons little dogs
[speaker003:] Clever bear.
[Chris:] Rabbit has a wand and a magic hat
[speaker003:] Abracadabra just look at that. [] That's on a different page.
[Chris:] [LAUGHTER] [reading] Isn't monkey funny in his red clown's suit? Look how he juggles
[speaker003:] With all that fruit.
[Chris:] Here comes elephant with china and sticks to try some clever
[speaker003:] Balancing tricks [].
[speaker004:] What does that say?
[Chris:] [reading] Come here Ben, come here lad.
[speaker004:] Come here Ben, lad [LAUGHTER]
[Janet:] Come here Ben
[Chris:] The piglet choir has come along so we can hear them
[speaker003:] Sing our song.
[speaker004:] Can I have a lollipop?
[Chris:] [] [LAUGHTER] Can I have a lollipop! [] [reading] We've reached the end of our animal show so let's clap our hands
[speaker003:] Before we go []. [clapping]
[Chris:] Again. [reading] Little mouse has come to say hello [] you gotta read this side. You can't read it. [reading] Little mouse has come to say hello...
[Janet:] and welcome us all to the animal show.
[Chris:] Kitty has brought her fiddle today
[Janet:] and a merry tune she'd like to play.
[Chris:] Hurry up hippo, we're waiting for you
[Janet:] We all want to see the dance you can do.
[Chris:] Now what has teddy got with him there
[speaker003:] Hurry up.
[Janet:] Balloons to make little
[speaker004:] Balloons
[speaker003:] I want to listen to that.
[Chris:] Rabbit has a wand and a magic hat
[Janet:] Abracadabra just look at that.
[Chris:] Isn't monkey funny in his red clown's suit
[Janet:] Look how he juggles with all that fruit.
[Chris:] Here comes elephant with his china and sticks.
[Janet:] To try some clever... balancing tricks.
[Chris:] Balancing tricks. The piglet choir has come along
[Janet:] So we can hear them... sing a song.
[speaker004:] Sing a song.
[Chris:] We've reached the end of our animal show
[Janet:] So let's clap our hands before we go. []
[speaker003:] [clapping] I want to listen to that now.
[Janet:] Ow!
[speaker003:] [shouting] Get one mum, get one []. Get one. I got one.... Quick. Mum, mum. Pull one. Mum, pull one. [LAUGHTER]
[Chris:] [LAUGHTER]
[speaker003:] I got one. I got one.... Ah I got one. [shouting]... Get off.... Get off [].
[Chris:] [LAUGHTER]
[speaker003:] Mum.
[Chris:] [LAUGHTER]
[Janet:] I got them.
[speaker003:] No. [LAUGHTER]. Don't.
[Chris:] ooh ooh ooh
[speaker003:] [crying] don't []. Don't, don't. [crying] [LAUGHTER]
[Chris:] He even on the way back. Did you see it?
[speaker003:] No. Noo.... Mum, hold these two. [LAUGHTER] Don't. Let go of that one please. [shouting] Please let go! []
[Chris:] [LAUGHTER]
[speaker003:] Don't.. [LAUGHTER] [LAUGHTER]...
[Janet:] Oh. What was that?
[speaker003:] Put your hands in there.... And the other one. [LAUGHTER] Mum. Hold his elbows out.
[Janet:] [LAUGHTER]
[Chris:] [LAUGHTER]
[speaker003:] [LAUGHTER]
[Janet:] No, turn it up.
[speaker003:] [shouting] James, tickled me. []
[Chris:] Oh look... dribbler.
[speaker003:] [LAUGHTER]
[Janet:] Don't be dirty.... Dan.
[speaker003:] you gotta put your hand in there.. Mum you. Lift me up here, lift me up there mum.
[Janet:] Here?
[Chris:] .
[speaker003:] [LAUGHTER]
[Chris:] You can't with your hands. And when you away. Right it hurts if you get smacked in the mouth what you do is you put your face... look so that you can't hit me.
[speaker003:] [LAUGHTER]
[Chris:] And then you hang them upside down like right now.
[speaker003:] [shouting] No. No. Noo! []
[Chris:] Ooh.
[speaker003:] [LAUGHTER]
[Janet:] That's enough now.... Someone's gonna get hurt.. [shouting] That's enough now Daniel. []
[speaker003:] [shouting] I feel sick.... [].
[Chris:] Enough is enough.
[Janet:] Erm who's gonna cut them out?
[speaker004:] Me.
[Janet:] What?
[speaker003:] [shouting] I got him out. [LAUGHTER] I got him out. I got him. []
[Janet:] Take them out and let them cool and then we can ice them, yeah?
[speaker003:] [shouting] []...
[Chris:] Did you hear him? He got me. I'll get him, watch just watch....
[speaker003:] [LAUGHTER]
[Chris:] I'll get him right. I'll get him
[speaker003:] [scream] [LAUGHTER]
[Chris:] Come here.
[speaker003:] [LAUGHTER]. Go on then. [scream]
[Janet:] . Here you are.
[Chris:] Your supposed to be getting me.
[speaker003:] [LAUGHTER]... Got you now. [LAUGHTER]. [shouting] ow, ow, ooh [] [crying]
[Chris:] What's the matter?
[speaker003:] [shouting] []
[Janet:] Don't sit on his legs.
[Chris:] I'm not
[Janet:] You get too rough.
[speaker003:] behind your back.
[Chris:] No.
[speaker003:] Yeah....
[Chris:] If you say I won't hit you and put your hands behind your back what do you reckon I'm gonna do? Do you reckon I'm gonna do it?
[speaker003:] [crying] [LAUGHTER]... [shouting] Now, put your hands behind your back. Now. []
[Janet:] Stop shouting.
[speaker003:] [crying]
[Janet:] Come on.
[Chris:] You've had too much wine. I'm gonna tell you something in a minute and you're gonna find it very funny.
[speaker003:] [LAUGHTER]
[speaker004:] Can you come out and play.
[speaker003:] [LAUGHTER] [crying]
[Janet:] Yes. That's enough now. That's enough now. Danny! That's enough now. Right. Leave it out.
[speaker003:] Didn't do anything. Oh I'm gonna get you.
[Janet:] The cat's frightened. Reggie.
[speaker003:] [shouting] []
[Chris:] [LAUGHTER]
[speaker003:] You. Don't do anything to me. Don't.
[Janet:] quieten down.
[speaker003:] Oh we're missing this.
[Chris:] Turn it off.
[speaker003:] No. I want to see it.
[Chris:] Turn it off.
[speaker003:] I want to see it.
[Chris:] [shouting] Turn it off [].
[speaker003:] I want to see it What is that thing anyway?
[Chris:] It's for Father Christmas.
[speaker003:] Why?
[Chris:] Cos he wants to know what sort of boy you are.
[speaker004:] Danny.
[speaker003:] He, he doesn't speak
[Chris:] And he already heard you swear. So you'd better watch it.
[speaker003:] [crying] I to me.
[Chris:] I'll be watching Jaws tonight
[Kevin:] watching?
[Chris:] Yeah
[Kevin:] . Looks a bit fucking crap like the rest of them but
[speaker003:] That... one and two were quite good.
[Chris:] They got Mr Bean on Saturday as well.
[speaker003:] Mm
[Chris:] Is it Mr Bean on Saturday? Is it?
[Kevin:] Three's... a load of crap. That's the three D one.
[Chris:] This one though I think it's not, I think it's just the people having nightmares about it....
[Achmed:] I don't know. It's supposed to be down in th, that, him following that, following that family innit? Supposed to be. Supposed to be following the family wherever they go on the beach.
[Chris:] Is it?
[Achmed:] Something like that.... Michael Caine's in it. Although er it looked pretty pathetic it was on. We had a preview of it at home.
[Dave:] Fucking miss erm... We missed Carrot, Carrot was on last night weren't it?
[Chris:] Mm Jasper yeah.
[Dave:] Yeah fucking, my Mrs said it was really funny.
[Chris:] I like Mr Bean
[Dave:] Mr Bean that's fucking brilliant that is.
[Chris:] He just cracks up, I tell you what I can sit there... two things I like no three.... A good film
[Dave:] Yeah.
[Chris:] I mean a good film.... Cartoons.
[Dave:] Oh fuck yeah
[Chris:] I love cartoons. Tom and Jerry I like
[speaker003:] What dickhead gone? Gone to get his lunch. What home? Yeah. Oh you. Hello mum. [LAUGHTER]
[Kevin:] Oh yeah I tell you what, cartoons are absolute, they crack me up cinema?
[speaker003:] Eh.
[Kevin:] You got er The Rescuers
[Anthony:] On both sides?
[Chris:] No just... the other side. No.
[Anthony:] Oh alright.
[Chris:] Yeah, leave he on. Alright?
[Anthony:] Yeah.
[Chris:] He said we had to come down and take Chris out. Oh.
[Anthony:] Oh, see.
[Chris:] that flower thing Oh is it? Well might do. Oh. Alright then But the flower thing
[Anthony:] Janet.
[Chris:] Yeah I
[Anthony:] Alright then.
[Chris:] See you later then.
[Anthony:] Alright then. Shut myself out?
[speaker003:] Yeah. Right, that brings you down now within the grant with those three over right.
[Anthony:] Mm
[speaker003:] Yeah, so you only pay the fifteen.... Okay, is that alright?... That brings you right down now. So all you pay is the fifteen for the lock and. I suppose.
[Janet:] I mean they only had their door there and letting in draughts and them running in and out you see we put that there look.
[speaker003:] Yeah. I know.
[Janet:] Put them breeze blocks up.
[speaker003:] Yeah. [cough] that's okay. Very nice. Very nice and cosy.
[Janet:] Yeah.
[speaker003:] It's lovely. Well I'll do your windows now.
[Janet:] Alright then.
[Anthony:] Erm.... Right?
[Janet:] Yeah?
[Anthony:] Don't do that door. Don't do the front door.
[Janet:] Yeah.
[Anthony:] Don't do that door out there.
[Janet:] Yeah.
[Anthony:] And... that out there.
[Janet:] Yeah.
[Anthony:] And that'll be the fifteen pound lot.
[Janet:] Yeah okay yeah.
[speaker003:] Yeah
[Anthony:] Have you got fifteen pound up there?
[Janet:] Yes I've got it. I've got it. [cough]. Well we've got everything out of the erm... loft for you.
[speaker003:] Aha. Right, fine thank you.
[Janet:] Well, so you can do one sweep, you know without jumping over, well there's only a piece of board up there isn't there?... What we'd have laid the...
[speaker003:] Aha.
[Janet:] what we'd have laid the erm
[Anthony:] Cases on.
[Janet:] the cases on up there....
[speaker003:] Don't see many er... some of the houses we go in. You hardly see the handle.
[Janet:] Oh don't you?
[speaker003:] No, no.
[Janet:] Mind you, when we come here first that was er like black.
[speaker003:] Yeah.
[Janet:] I got
[speaker003:] They're lovely when they're cleaned up.
[Janet:] Yeah. Well it looks nice from the outside as well.
[speaker003:] Yeah, yeah.... Actually I'll do these from outside actually. Cos it'll be er... make it a bit easier.
[Janet:] Well you do it how you
[speaker003:] Okay.
[Janet:] how you think you er... I don't mind that
[Anthony:] What did they say up there?
[Chris:] Alright. Thank god I never had
[Anthony:] Eh?
[Chris:] I said thank god I never had to show her. She said how was the last day. I said I don't know.
[Anthony:] First... first
[Chris:] Said all you gotta do is make it out for a
[Anthony:] First of December
[Chris:] Oh she said I, you can't do that. I said course you can I said I'd had it for years like that.... I said to her as how seeing I'm sixty one christmas I said I I can't, I thought it was stupid... I said for erm... for them to mess around like that.
[Anthony:] Mm....
[Chris:] Trouble is none of them knows about I up there. Oh what doctor. I said well I've seen five in the last... bloody couple months. I didn't put it over there anyway.
[Anthony:] Eh?
[Chris:] I didn't put it over there anyway.
[Anthony:] No.... [banging] That's what I said. Miles away. What was the date Friday?
[Chris:] Twenty fourth today.
[Anthony:] That's Wednesday... twenty four, twenty three, two, one, twenty, Tuesday the seventeenth... Thursday... I've got it on there, look.
[Chris:] What?
[Anthony:] Mm... What time? Oh... four o'clock on there.
[Chris:] Mm. Call it... Alright? Yeah. [cough]
[Anthony:] Evening Olive.
[speaker003:] Evening Alf.
[Anthony:] How's
[speaker003:] He's very well
[Chris:] Is that you there?
[speaker003:] He got back
[Chris:] Yeah, alright?
[Kevin:] Get away there, go away, go away.
[Anthony:] Okay?...
[Chris:] Mm.
[Kevin:] ... I said if he played with Jim he'd win... each.
[Chris:] Do you wanna go?
[Kevin:] Yeah no I never had nothing... I got er...
[Chris:] I'd rather have the power Oh what was that? buy it... but I er
[Kevin:] Can I get you a drink?
[Anthony:] Yeah if you would please
[Chris:] I just don't think about it... otherwise you do don't you? Yeah. otherwise you do don't you, yeah.
[speaker003:] I was bored stiff... and I er
[Chris:] to much for you then I had... four hundred pounds... you don't seem to get... My life like Yeah... yeah.
[speaker003:] six... Aye aye. Jenny... look at this. It's... it's this. Any more?
[Chris:] Where are you going for Christmas then Dot? Oh we're Oh yes then we're over at Ellen's er... Christmas Eve Yeah and er... they're coming down here for the morning... she always does it Yeah. Then I'd help her help her cook about half past eleven ... I did last year... I go there... No... it's a nice way how she did it... Her family go over there. Yeah.
[speaker003:] I bet he can't count it.
[Chris:] Must have twelve quid.
[speaker003:] Hello, how are you?
[Chris:] Alright?
[speaker003:] Yes thank you. You're winding me up! Yes, she's just there. Why not? I have all those. I am not... I bet... they don't neither do I. No... do you? get him out the chair. . That's why they matched him Well I could Yeah... but they... they're hard... Ah... Do you want to leave your coat on my... Madge?
[Chris:] No left at home... left at home with the washing... nice and properly like... in fact going to do yours.
[speaker003:] I wonder they know if they got No.
[Chris:] It isn't important... well it's winter now innit?
[speaker003:] Yeah.
[Chris:] and you'll... you got be a bit more careful... more there's more to life than being cut out.
[speaker003:] Well yeah, but it's a... it's... I don't want to go back out... I mean. ... not being taught... If you were getting cut out you'd up to Yeah. pat you on the back Yeah. How do you like it there?
[Chris:] Alright it was your... I wished I hadn't got there to be quite honest... but cold as that
[speaker003:] Yeah. as yet. then he couldn't. and he couldn't No.
[Chris:] his life
[speaker003:] he couldn't pay it You don't want... I used to be like that I think I know why He said it made him happy. Well it made himself
[Chris:] Went about quarter past one little clock these cards... to see what... I says so.
[speaker003:] How did you do when Uncle Bob came home?
[Chris:] I brought the duck... I don't want the duck so I said to her... I got the duck but after... good girl and she you're alright with one thing and another... and I said I told her I said I said to her when we were over there I said... look, look you're right... if you like... again... so er warden came round I got eighty seven.
[speaker003:] but I'm not sitting down. No I wished I'd I probably would have er... overcome come that actually now... by going back there... but he got over that... Yeah.
[Chris:] but I don't like it... I should stay away from him.
[speaker003:] Yeah.
[Chris:] Cos it's winter
[speaker003:] Yeah.
[Chris:] and it might be the winter
[speaker003:] Alright there?
[Chris:] Hello Jenny..
[speaker003:] Right now... tomorrow No sh she's neglected. yeah, I always think I don't care if I don't, I don't... bit of a old but I don't want to go actually I said when I was beginning, there is a reason when yes you have best of both and she didn't like it... and sh so she don't oh oh she's gets me down herself. Yeah because Last fifty nine going... I can tell you Yes
[Chris:] I know four of us want to go.
[speaker003:] Yeah... all the time...
[Chris:] is er Newmarket near there
[speaker003:] Yeah
[Chris:] near Newmarket
[speaker003:] I hope you're alright, we got a bit of with you.
[Chris:] Yeah.
[Anthony:] Yeah.
[speaker003:] yeah, wonder what'll it'll be for.
[Anthony:] Christmas's
[speaker003:] Well I did have a
[Chris:] ask me... they wanna... cos she's going... no on the Wednesday afternoon she
[speaker003:] Oh yeah just then... and I said... because you got her hair on. Oh right. she said she got for Christmas yeah, but it don't last for ages. seven. by her Yeah. I can pick it up...... Well this is what I know of her... but if you really have to...... Well I'm no Granny! Alright?
[Chris:] Oh yeah
[speaker003:] course you she would yeah like that Yeah. Her. You'd be Yeah. it's hopeless... Try and then play it back
[Chris:] Guess what, I bet that'll be... I have a beer yes... I do... and I haven't gotta wa I haven't gotta...... I'm slipping over to... I ain't up the road.
[speaker003:] No. Er... I I'm expecting to come here... but she probably won't We were playing for four pound for two lines on Saturday. Aye?
[Chris:] Four pound for two line Saturday night at eight thirty. Was it?... Did you stay then?
[speaker003:] No I waited at the
[Chris:] Oh.
[speaker003:] had to wait for her to get her claim. Oh... yeah I know... she's played for four times
[Chris:] Do do do play... a man wears a jockstrap what does a woman wear? Pardon?
[Anthony:] He said if a man wears a jockstrap what does a women wear? Fan belt.
[Chris:] [LAUGHTER]
[Anthony:] You laugh at that, what's the difference between a buffalo and a bison?
[Chris:] Hair.
[Anthony:] Eh?
[Chris:] I don't know.
[Anthony:] You wash your hands in a bison.
[Chris:] [LAUGHTER]
[Anthony:] [LAUGHTER] Ah... never mind [].
[Chris:] He's pulled a few plonkers, I thought.
[Anthony:] Pardon?
[Chris:] He's pulled a few plonkers already! Yeah.
[Anthony:] Yeah but I don't think he found somehow.
[Chris:] No... I have
[speaker003:] You what love?
[Chris:] Erm... Newcastle what I say.
[speaker003:] Did ya? Yeah... stay up there twenty eight days come up in Yeah. I always say that I enjoyed the R and R but it was... as I go down Ah. and when I. and they have those monorails and things Oh yeah. Actually I I actually girl. Yeah she's gone erm... red... pop in this weekend... save me going along the erm... You might have a a
[Chris:] Well you can't... I think they've run out.
[speaker003:] Well Well I don't know. You'll have to get a new one and.
[Chris:] Oi finish up your drinks... get that.
[speaker003:] Never had a there. on there. Yeah... he is
[Chris:] Hello there
[speaker003:] Yeah.
[Chris:] when you're playing about... Probably won the teddy bear.
[speaker003:] Probably. Go on in a minute... yeah she's
[Chris:] She had her pacemaker on...
[speaker003:] Only what you've got. Oh I see. I I.
[Chris:] I was gonna say
[speaker003:] I.
[Chris:] Only wants once. give up her...
[speaker003:] Yeah.
[Chris:] It is unusual. Yeah.
[speaker003:] How much more have we already had Yeah she can't go to bed last time when I dropped her off
[Anthony:] Sort my out... Press the black one on the. Never mind, he said.
[Chris:] Somewhere red... red Albert... you've got plenty of ties in there!... Wear a somewhere will be bloody red!... Bloody coat!
[Anthony:] It either is or it ain't.
[Chris:] Make sure you've got, you've got your tickets.
[Anthony:] Alright.
[Chris:] February the fifteenth you were out a lot....
[Anthony:] I got two.
[Chris:] Yes, make sure they're planned.
[Anthony:] Yeah... it is... I wonder if I should find it?
[Chris:] Hello cat!
[Anthony:] Somebody had a load of boilers away like we got down our house, central heating boilers.
[Chris:] Yeah.
[Anthony:] Forty three, thirty nine thousand quids worth.
[Chris:] Oh.
[Anthony:] Did you turn that fire off... upstairs?
[Chris:] Yeah.
[Anthony:] The fire.
[Chris:] I did.