[Dean:] He says that's my sister there.
[speaker002:] I can't get this again.
[Dean:] Just gotta pull it out my shoe.... God! I've gotta drive this damn thing all the time! I can't move it out.
[speaker002:] Never had this before though Mick.
[Dean:] Not mine.
[speaker002:] Mine does not
[Dean:] Hang on a minute! That's right.... Can you re will it go in?
[speaker002:] Will e erm... perhaps
[Dean:] Just hold it there.
[speaker002:] Yeah.
[Dean:] Just hold it there.
[speaker002:] Mm. [starting up car engine] [radio on]
[Dean:] Switch this thing off.
[speaker002:] I wonder what's wrong with that? It must be twisted or summat cos it's never done it before when I've been in with the... you know, to go bingo. I'll just hold it like that, eh?
[Dean:] You'll have to.
[speaker002:] Now you're telling me! [in car]
[Dean:] Put it down somewhere.
[speaker002:] Hey! Int the weather picking up lovely!
[John:] Yeah, it's nice today.
[speaker002:] Sun! Yeah, it's better than fog innit?
[John:] Dunno. Been a... horrific crash on the M one....
[speaker002:] You have?
[John:] Yeah, I jus... I skidded to stop on the back end of it. Right on top of it. Cos all the people in like, you know.
[speaker002:] Yeah.
[John:] Well
[speaker002:] Bet you was glad to get out of road were you?
[John:] Yeah and... people some were... couldn't get them out of car and broken legs and
[speaker002:] Oh dear!
[John:] It's all because they were going too fast.
[speaker002:] Yeah. Well they... they ought to know better Mick, I mean... I know everybody acts daft now and again, but it, it's, it's not worth it. What do you think about them?
[John:] Quite nice aren't they?
[speaker002:] Fifty odd, fifty one pound!
[John:] A what?
[speaker002:] Fifty one pound.
[John:] What, in private like?
[speaker002:] Yeah. If I er, if I we had to go in one of them
[Dean:] Mm.
[speaker002:] I'd have pay the... fully thingy you know, with... with having a private house you know what I mean?
[John:] Yeah.
[speaker002:] Couldn't afford that. I'm only paying sixty two now for my house!... Mind you, if I could sell it, I would... it wouldn't bother me you see... all this.
[Dean:] [clears throat]
[speaker002:] Telecom and all!... You're not doing it all are you?... All are the same, and... they're missing the top... and you'd have to pay.... These are pit houses but they can't do nowt about these because they're on the main road you see.... Put the gas in and... modernizing them. I think it's a shame though.
[Dean:] Why ain't you got gas where you are?
[speaker002:] Well I have. I've got gas, but these haven't got gas in.... I mean, they took the coal off and what, what can... what else do you do?... Has Jean said... what does Jean say about the... coal business, three month?
[Dean:] Like to but...
[speaker002:] Ah! You know what that is? That ten thousand stops in April don't it?
[Dean:] Yeah.
[speaker002:] But then who's that leave?
[John:] Well if they shut it
[Dean:] That's what they're doing now, they're just waiting till April and say we'll have ten thousand quid.
[speaker002:] Yeah, but I'd turn round and... and not accept it if er, if the, I'd say... no, we're not accepting that because in the April we don't get that... money. Tell them straight! That you know as... much as them, wouldn't you?
[John:] Not much they can do is there?... They do. Shut it ourselves or what? They say they're not shutting it there's not much we can do is there?
[speaker002:] Well I can't see them in the... negotiating when he knows what's going on. And he, he... he must know that he's gonna keep it up.
[Dean:] Yes they do.
[speaker002:] I mean, doesn't mean you've got the finest in Europe!
[Dean:] It's good stuff!
[speaker002:] Aye. He's a.......... Maybe power station
[Dean:] Well they'll mix it now they're with other.
[speaker002:] Yeah.
[John:] This is a bit
[Dean:] It's ten to one.
[speaker002:] But they shipped all these and th and they're investing in Germany... then you... it makes you wonder dunnit?... as if it were for best. Well I couldn't take it!
[John:] Ah!
[speaker002:] He's getting a bit. He's the same as this... Father Joe.
[Dean:] Is he?
[speaker002:] Very good type of Catholic priest, you see. They say he isn't, but that means he doesn't, I'll see you! Bye!
[Dean:] Yeah. I'll see you later!
[speaker002:] And er, you can take that frigging fisherman's and all!
[Dean:] What fisherman's pie?
[speaker002:] We don't like them! Well, I do but our Karen don't, so I'm not doing one for mesen. It'll do you on Friday.
[Dean:] Well leave it there till I'm ready.
[speaker002:] Well you're not going back there tomorrow are you?
[Dean:] Tonight.
[speaker002:] Tonight.
[Dean:] See how I go.... Sales meeting coming up.
[speaker002:] Eggs with the fish. Urgh!
[Dean:] Down here.
[speaker002:] Oh! Oh! What?
[Dean:] Eh? What time's dinner at?
[speaker002:] I don't know. About... three.
[Dean:] Half two, three o'clock?
[speaker002:] Yeah. alright? No.
[Dean:] Yeah.
[speaker002:] About that.
[Dean:] I got thirty quid when I ir finish Leeds and er... twenty five quid when I finish Leeds, and a fiver when I'm finishing... Liverpool
[John:] ... Have we got owt?
[Dean:] Yeah look, we've got another van out of way Pete, but... Arsenal, do you know what I mean?
[speaker002:] Ah! That's a draw that. It's a draw.
[Dean:] Now you've gotta got there yet.
[John:] I don't think you'll any of this.
[Dean:] We've gotta go there yet haven't you? You've gotta go to Man City we've got them at home. And
[David:] Treble. Are you on for the treble?
[Dean:] Yeah.
[David:] At home, is it Rumbelows... F A and
[John:] F A, yeah.
[Michael:] Yes, they've got a good chance an'all, you know the... a good chance haven't they?
[Dean:] They've only got Middlesbrough, Peterborough to beat to get to final of Rumbelow.
[Michael:] According to paper like, they were right like at Southampton to get a result!
[Dean:] I watched it. I went our Roy's on Sky.
[John:] Did you?
[Michael:] Eh, er, been on in here.
[Dean:] Had it?
[David:] Round there.
[Dean:] They had best chances.
[Michael:] Aye. It were on here, yeah.
[Dean:] Don't think that Shearer's worth four million though! He had two easy chances!
[Michael:] Mm.
[Dean:] He touched them to keeper.
[Michael:] Got a better team at Southampton.
[Dean:] Yeah. Hello Lynn!
[speaker002:] Hello!
[Michael:] What d'ya think you're doing?
[speaker002:] Sorry! Alright. Alright. Hiya.
[Dean:] for er... we should see them away at Old Trafford, I can't see any problem there can you?
[Michael:] Ah! We'll see them on the telly then. I think they're a better
[David:] Well, you, see it's what you read about. I mean
[Dean:] Yeah.
[David:] you thought that against Q P R haven't you?
[John:] Aye.
[Dean:] Yeah, well that's
[Michael:] Remember that?
[Dean:] the way. Ah! That were
[Michael:] They didn't do anything did they?
[speaker002:] There's Pete. Yeah!
[Dean:] Leeds have got Oldham away next week.
[Michael:] Yeah.
[Dean:] That's one of their bolder sides.
[Michael:] Yeah th they are. They are. Yeah, I mean that was a bad
[Dean:] That's what I say I mean
[Michael:] loss from a, good at Liverpool yesterday
[Dean:] We've got Wednesday at home
[Michael:] weren't it? Eh?
[Dean:] We've got Wednesday at home
[David:] Chelsea at home.
[Dean:] you know.
[John:] Yeah. Yeah.
[Dean:] We've got Liverpool away. And they've got all them away.
[Michael:] What about Forest?
[Dean:] And all at Tottenham.
[David:] Yeah, five two.
[Dean:] I know.
[Michael:] Biggest, biggest, biggest
[David:] thrashing, yeah.
[Michael:] thrashing innit? Yeah.
[Dean:] Be on soon.... But that... United game's be been getting....
[Michael:] I was saying Dave, Trevor Francis come on, he said er... rubbish yesterday weren't he? They just changed the game
[David:] Two goals were int last
[Michael:] together.
[David:] Two goals int last eleven minutes weren't it?
[John:] Yeah.
[Michael:] Yeah!... Yeah, he turned it round altogether.
[Dean:] He's still a good player
[David:] Class player!
[Dean:] ain't he? You don't lose it, you just lose that ya yard don't you? You don't lose your skill.
[Michael:] ... you know
[David:] D'ya know I was trying to think of that footballer tha the other week with... Colin.
[Michael:] Oh aye.
[David:] Colin. It was Billy.
[Michael:] Oh aye.
[Dean:] One er, who plays for Hull?
[David:] He plays for Rovers now.
[Dean:] Has he, has he gone Rovers?
[Michael:] Has he?
[David:] I think it is. Or does he play for Hull?
[Dean:] He used to play for Hull I think didn't he?
[David:] I think he played for
[Michael:] Played for Newcastle, played for Oxford, he's played with Hull.
[Dean:] Played all over the place ain't he?
[Michael:] Yeah.
[Dean:] Yeah.
[speaker002:] We've had a complaint.
[Dean:] But te
[David:] They're telling some of the stories that go off like, you know. They're wanting two thousand pou er two hundred thousand pound for Rankin don't they? At Donny. [LAUGHTER] Pay the tax bill []!
[Michael:] Yeah, then you've gotta keep him alive.
[John:] What about that other one? that er go over to Man City
[Michael:] Not really. Not since the er
[David:] I don't know.
[John:] I know who you mean, that young lad. Did he
[Michael:] Yeah.
[John:] go with you?
[Michael:] Yeah he went. What they call him now? Actually,
[John:] Andrea!
[speaker002:] Yeah.
[John:] Are you on tonight?
[speaker002:] No I haven't got anything, I said I'd be down.
[Michael:] A number, pick a number. Oh aye, yeah.
[speaker002:] Are you coming in?
[John:] Yeah.
[speaker002:] It's not all of this... bit of nonsense. Do you want take something on cassette?
[John:] Yeah. Can do.
[speaker002:] I got a Michael Bolton album here.
[John:] Who?
[speaker002:] Michael Bolton.
[Michael:] He's good John. Really is
[John:] Is he?
[Michael:] good!
[John:] Put him on then.
[Michael:] Really good John! Honestly! A good singer.
[John:] [cough]
[Michael:] ... bought me that one for Christmas.
[speaker002:] Hi Maureen!
[John:] Never heard of him.
[Michael:] He's a good singer John. Eh?
[John:] I've never heard of him! Michael Bolton?
[speaker002:] Actually, oh he's a good singer!
[John:] Never heard of him.
[Michael:] He's like a rock... ballad si I dunno.... White. Good!
[Dean:] Tell you who I like at moment, that Wet, Wet, Wet!
[Michael:] Er, no I can't go for them.
[David:] That number one?
[Dean:] That new single. Can't you? I think that number one's really shit hot!
[Michael:] My sister goes for them
[speaker002:] Morning John!
[Michael:] to watch, goes, goes to watch them at Sheffield.
[speaker002:] Morning Steve!
[Dean:] The they're at Wid they're at Widnes as well aren't they? They've added another date.
[Michael:] I don't know.
[Dean:] They were on yesterday they've added two extra dates round here.
[John:] Two dates?
[Dean:] Must be a sell out.
[speaker002:] Testing! Testing! [LAUGHTER]
[Dean:] It's working. It's
[speaker002:] Who bought me a drink?
[Michael:] Do they supply this machine here or
[Dean:] Yeah.
[Michael:] Oh!
[Dean:] Yeah but I don't get it back.
[Michael:] [LAUGHTER]... We'll send in tapes and keep
[John:] Box of tapes.
[Michael:] the machine! [LAUGHTER]
[John:] Batteries.
[speaker002:] Ah?
[John:] Little forms if anybody wants to know what the hell
[Michael:] weren't he?
[John:] it's about like, you just show
[Michael:] Eh?
[John:] this.
[Michael:] [LAUGHTER]
[David:] Eh up! Here's here coming!
[Eddie:] , Eh up!
[David:] I thought you had orders last night. I thought you were on an under orders you weren't coming out?
[Eddie:] I know, I won't be, ah, Leeds have won haven't they? They've come gloating!
[David:] They're saying
[Eddie:] Ah? You've gotta gloat haven't you?
[David:] last week.
[John:] Yeah. Get it off! It's only twenty five past eight.
[Eddie:] I know, I'll have a
[David:] Can't tell the ref... what a man!
[John:] [LAUGHTER]
[David:] Le prat!... Very poor!
[speaker002:] Pint?
[John:] Lager please.
[Dean:] He were in there quick weren't he? Old!
[Michael:] Yeah.... If you ask me he made bloody enquiry while he were here! Speed of it!
[Dean:] Only there a week weren't he?
[Michael:] The speed of it to walk out
[David:] He should know.
[Michael:] like he did then and
[John:] Yeah.
[Michael:] go straight there he hadn't got blue.
[Dean:] Well they reckoned he... when he walked out... so what was it er... Francis wanted to see him on grass or something. He hadn't seen him
[Michael:] Oh right, yeah.
[Dean:] on grass.
[David:] Well that's understandable that innit Tommy, you're not gonna fork
[Michael:] Yeah.
[David:] money out if yo you don't know what kid's like.
[Eddie:] Some players can't play on that.
[David:] Yeah I know, but they've seen them int they?
[John:] He's not with any club and it's cost Leeds two hundred and fifty thousand for end of season.
[Michael:] Yeah.
[Eddie:] Just the money tie
[Dean:] Cor!
[Eddie:] tie up then?
[Michael:] Eh?
[Dean:] That's it, no that's
[John:] Can you just hang on.
[Dean:] I'm just saying to end of season.
[David:] Somebody who he's got though.
[Dean:] Er, hundred and twenty thousand. I think it's on
[John:] Have they give a contract with Marseilles like?
[Dean:] He's making some money though. He'll keep
[Michael:] I've seen it.
[John:] Cos it's hard to get him all together.
[Dean:] He's retired. [LAUGHTER]
[Eddie:] Although, there isn't any at Marseilles.
[Dean:] That's why he's gone, that's why he's gone to Leeds cos he's retired. [LAUGHTER]
[David:] [LAUGHTER]
[John:] Yeah. Oh, yeah.
[Dean:] So they say like. I mean if you got sick over there, he'll get sick over here so much grunting tackles going on!
[John:] Flipping right an'all!
[Dean:] That Stuart Pearce getting wrapped round his kneecaps, eh?
[Eddie:] Oh yes.
[Dean:] He'll not come down for two week! He will keep his fingers high. [LAUGHTER]
[John:] Did you watch Eubank last night?
[David:] [singing] Every time []
[Dean:] Yeah.
[Michael:] Yeah. I thought he fought well actually. Just cruised it through.
[Dean:] That's what I said.
[John:] Oh he did. Yeah.
[Eddie:] Aye.
[Dean:] I watched it in first and I went
[Eddie:] And they all say you get in there to finish off as quick as they can don't they?
[Dean:] I wa I watched it when I got home, and I don't know how that judge give that other one a free, a free round to him.
[Eddie:] No!
[Dean:] Never hurt him like
[Eddie:] No way!
[Dean:] he never go near him.
[David:] Yeah, I'd hate to have been in
[Dean:] They was playing a lot of punches and he weren't, they were hitti going into his
[David:] Up there. Yeah!
[Michael:] Air in his gloves.
[Dean:] According to Eubanks
[Michael:] So
[Dean:] it actually hit where it did, I bet one out of four were hitting.
[Eddie:] Sort of like had his big the shit out by the way.
[John:] And it's... no swearing. No swearing
[Dean:] Yeah, you can swear on it.
[David:] Hooker, hooker, hooker!
[Eddie:] Well, fuck me!
[John:] [LAUGHTER]
[Michael:] I don't, I don't wanna pay for another one.
[Eddie:] It's Deano's, it's not mine
[Michael:] Course, everybody'll know then. Like when it does
[Dean:] It's there somewhere.
[speaker002:] Yeah.
[David:] You taping?
[Dean:] Yeah.
[speaker002:] Can we have a different name this time.
[Eddie:] You what?
[speaker002:] [LAUGHTER]
[David:] [singing] [].
[John:] I think they're all.
[Dean:] Eh? [LAUGHTER]
[Michael:] That's what you call it??
[Dean:] Eh?
[John:] [LAUGHTER]
[Dean:] I'd be owing to the stage Mike!
[Michael:] [LAUGHTER]
[John:] Won't be! If your lass sees it cos she thinks you've gone shop.
[speaker002:] [LAUGHTER]
[David:] You see, ours is more interesting than Robin's.
[Eddie:] Be fucking handy!
[Dean:] Yeah, well you're getting ready to make a bi bid for that er, Shearer. They won't let him go unless they're gonna replace him with a stag.
[John:] More money though.
[Dean:] Well they're wanting eight hundred thousand... well, to start with, he's going to Southampton. Lee Martin's five hundred thou, Robins is a million, Dave Moore's on loan at Blackmoor, Blackburn... he's getting, he had a million quid in it for... decided they want him. That's go there ain't no money ready... to make a bid.
[Eddie:] Have you calmed down like?
[Dean:] You? But all I kept getting was thirty four thousand. What are you gonna do next year? Thirty four thousand. Thirty four thousand! Fucking hell!
[David:] But you wouldn't give me straight answer would you?
[Dean:] Well of course I would! I mean
[David:] Don't get anyone to... get the bloody training
[Dean:] Man United not
[David:] to er
[Dean:] Man United don't to the fans. I mean, Leeds you've gotta find five hundred pound next year to get into
[David:] No.
[Dean:] ground.
[David:] They've asked us.
[Dean:] Eh?
[David:] Two and a half million towards
[Dean:] You know what I mean, they're thinking of the working man there aren't they? Eh? And they think, do they, everybody who er own their businesses that go and watch Leeds? You know,whe where does a working man get five hundred quid to go watch a bloody match! You know, I mean
[Eddie:] You have pay that over the season don't you?
[Dean:] Eh?
[John:] It does for our lot, you know.
[Dean:] Well I'm going. Take the money... it's just to get our two and a half million.
[speaker002:] Well you've gotta.
[Dean:] But Ward, five and a half million for a new stand.
[Michael:] So it's gonna drop down
[Dean:] But they're not, but over next ten seasons... they only pay, they get hundred pound knocked off the season ticket.
[David:] Yeah.
[Dean:] They get first choice for... European Cup tickets
[Michael:] A lot of clubs
[Dean:] seats
[Michael:] play in that though.
[speaker002:] Yeah, but I'm saying, that's how that's the deal is like, and it seems reasonable.
[Dean:] But you put five hundred pound in a bank for seven years
[David:] [LAUGHTER]
[Dean:] you'll get probably seven hundred pound back at end of it.
[John:] Anyway
[Dean:] [LAUGHTER] Know what I mean []? They're not thick, they know what they're doing.
[Eddie:] Oh aye. I know that.
[John:] Big money, that!
[Dean:] Well, they do
[John:] But they said if they don't get it by a certain date
[Dean:] Look, we're all working men here aren't we?
[John:] they'll leave it.
[Dean:] Could you afford five hundred pound to go and watch... a match next year?
[John:] Working men?
[Dean:] But they think of. Well you know what I mean. I just hope that they be giving it support. Just...
[speaker002:] Morning! Morning! Morning! Morning! Morning! Morning. Morning John!
[John:] Yeah.
[Dean:] Besides, if every club first division did that this season, there'd be a... empty
[speaker002:] Eh?
[Dean:] ground next season.
[Eddie:] .
[Michael:] They're useless!
[Dean:] I bet it's Sheffield United don't you?
[John:] It might be.
[Dean:] two. It'll be Sheffield. That Leeds game were a good'un though weren't it? Er, Leeds
[speaker002:] Which one?
[Dean:] er Leeds, er Wednesday game were a good'un weren't it? When I were down.
[Eddie:] What happened to?
[Dean:] Ah!
[David:] Well go and get changed.
[John:] Ah. I've
[David:] I
[John:] got all my clothes in my car.
[Dean:] Yeah. [tv on showing football]
[speaker002:] Got it!
[Dean:] Oh!
[John:] Another of them come in.
[speaker002:] That one?
[Michael:] ... er Coke.
[David:] Go on my son! Go on! Get in son!
[Dean:] [LAUGHTER]... Have got any place for yous.
[Michael:] You're jealous!
[Dean:] You what? Where would he get in our team?
[Michael:] Everywhere.
[Dean:] Eh?
[Michael:] Must be Wednesday's.
[Dean:] He had his chance to show hisen in three games didn't he? And he got bloody well, he were chucked off, booked! They didn't they played him once.
[Michael:] They'll all be after.
[Dean:] Two.
[speaker002:] Did he?
[Dean:] Is it Sheffield Wednesday?
[Eddie:] Eh? They usually do.
[Dean:] Get rid of the crap first.