[Darren:] It was actually [LAUGHTER].
[Gary:] to my deaf mute son....
[Tracey:] Everyone shuts up now. [LAUGHTER]
[Darren:] Mm.
[Alan:] Yeah. That'll be a good dictionary when it comes out....
[Tracey:] Is that what they're doing it for?
[speaker006:] Mm
[Alan:] Spoken English not...
[Gary:] What bollocks and things like that. [LAUGHTER]
[Alan:] not... not like them... you know in the ord in the ordinary dictionary it's all the... sort of
[Darren:] Hairy minge
[Gary:] [LAUGHTER] yeah you can imagine looking through the book. Oh look, hairy minge []
[Mandy:] The er...
[Gary:] [LAUGHTER]
[Darren:] Cuddling.
[Mandy:] College style vocabulary
[Alan:] Yeah.
[Mandy:] Mm.
[Alan:] Like eh oop. You never see that in the dictionary.
[Mandy:] Eh oop. Eh oop lad.
[Gary:] You're never likely to either.
[Alan:] the new one.
[Gary:] Not you won't either.
[Alan:] It'll be in that one.
[Gary:] You'll get [shouting] fucking hell []. Things like that.... The the Whitstable dictionary
[Darren:] Yeah.
[Gary:] bollocks you cunt. [LAUGHTER] That's it. Dave... Dave. I'm gonna miss old Dave really for his words of wisdom.
[Darren:] I'm gonna miss him.
[Gary:] And Les.
[Darren:] He's a nice bloke. No Les's a pain in the arse. Dave's alright.
[Mandy:] please.
[Gary:] Er?... Les's alright.
[Darren:] He's alright he's just a pain on and on and on and on.
[Gary:] When I was at Tesco's. [LAUGHTER]
[Darren:] Oh I... yeah. Me, me and Jock used to wind him up. I'd say shut up Jock. He'd say why? I'd say shut up, shush. He said why? I said cos... Les, Les is gonna tell us a Tesco's story otherwise.
[speaker006:] [LAUGHTER]
[Darren:] [LAUGHTER] You little cunts you []. You young bastards. You don't know what it's like to work. When we was here, when it was. Oh dear.
[Tracey:] You
[Gary:] Yeah. Take my, my super mini out.
[Mandy:] With the L plates on.
[Gary:] [LAUGHTER] Yeah []. L plates on. They're not being used though.
[Alan:] Gotta learn to... Gotta learn to drive first.
[Gary:] Here Tracy!
[Tracey:] What?
[Gary:] Martin at work. When he found out you got a mini he said where does Tracey sit? In the back and Darren sits in the front.
[Alan:] [LAUGHTER]
[Darren:] That was Jim weren't it?
[Gary:] And Jim said it.
[Tracey:] Tell them to shut their mouths.
[Gary:] I will....
[Darren:] Tracey in the back and Darren in the front.
[Gary:] Well he said you can't both, can't get in the front of that. [LAUGHTER]... ooh.
[Alan:] Cheer up Mandy.
[Mandy:] Mm?
[Alan:] Cheer up.
[Mandy:] I'm alright.... Just thinking of the things I gotta do when I get home.
[Alan:] Oh.
[Mandy:] I put an agenda in my head you know? [LAUGHTER] What I'm gotta do first and
[Gary:] What have you gotta do then?
[Mandy:] I gotta clean the kitchen.... Do the rest of the washing
[Alan:] Oh I better start getting the dinner ready for tomorrow.
[Mandy:] hoover through.... Do the bathroom. Sort Hannah's clothes out in her wardrobe and get all them sorted. See what I need to get her.... [singing]
[Gary:] Is this today's? I wanna see what they say about Spurs after yesterday....
[Mandy:] Cor I bet that nearly deafens them when they listen to that tape and he's squawking on it.
[Alan:] Bloody thing.
[Mandy:] Wonder if they'd accept a parrot with it.
[Alan:] I doubt it.
[Mandy:] No? Oh well. Not even if we squashed it into the cassette case. [LAUGHTER]
[Alan:] Wouldn't be that lucky. Couldn't be that lucky.... You'd have to be really lucky wouldn't you?...
[Mandy:] Blimey, they said a lot about Spurs....
[Alan:] What?
[Gary:] They're only seventh off the bottom.
[Alan:] Who?
[Gary:] Spurs.
[Alan:] Where's Liverpool?
[Gary:] Halfway down.
[Alan:] What's Arsenal? Fifth aren't they?
[Mandy:] Fourth now aren't they?
[Gary:] Fourth.
[Alan:] Are they fourth. Oh.
[Mandy:] After winning yesterday.
[Gary:] Fucking ten points behind though.
[Alan:] Mm.
[Gary:] What you, what they don't realize in this paper is that Spurs have got about three games down on everyone else.
[Mandy:] Oh well they wouldn't would they?
[Gary:] Well no. If we win them three games that we got in hand then we'll be up to about sixth place.
[Mandy:] If.... There's a big if.
[Alan:] They're ain't doing so well at the moment are they? They've hit a bad patch.
[Mandy:] Is there anything in there about... Gary Lineker's baby?
[Gary:] I don't know. I was just gonna have a look.
[Alan:] No. Just he's er... said thank you over the
[Mandy:] Mm.
[Alan:] on the telly. For all the cards and that....
[Gary:] [yawn]
[Alan:] I reckon that's... wrong innit? That bloke there.... That bloke, the council are paying all that on his mortgage. He's moved into a council house now........ perching.
[Mandy:] [LAUGHTER]
[Alan:] Get out. [the parrot goes mad]
[Mandy:] That new tyre law comes in soon dunnit?
[Gary:] That what?
[Mandy:] New tyre law.
[Alan:] First of Feb First of... erm... first of November, it came in.
[Mandy:] Oh.
[Alan:] Why?
[Mandy:] Mm? I'd better check my two back ones then.
[Alan:] They're alright.
[Mandy:] Are they?
[Alan:] Well they were. [parrot squawks]
[Gary:] dad.
[Mandy:] [LAUGHTER]. Right come on then shit box.
[Alan:] Does him good to stir him up now and again....
[Gary:] There's a difference between stirring him up and aggravating him dad.
[Alan:] Well that is agg, that is stirring him up innit?... He's well stirred up.... Suppose I'd better do the washing up.... Put two more tyres on Cambridge the other day.
[Mandy:] Mm?
[Alan:] On the back. I had them... erm two little ones on there. Got two proper ones on there now.
[Mandy:] Mm.
[Alan:] I had them down there look, they were on....
[Mandy:] See you later
[Alan:] Yeah Go careful. Yeah I know. I seen them.