[speaker001:] Look look what the wind's look look what the wind's blown in, look what the wind's blown in. They didn't even tell me you were coming. What have we got to do to you today?
[speaker002:] [cough]
[speaker003:] There's an awful pain in my back Doctor.
[Doctor:] A pain in your back?
[speaker003:] Aye it's in between my, well in the bottom of my shoulder blades.
[Doctor:] Mhm.
[speaker003:] And it it goes away and then all of a sudden it comes back, and it's re it's really torturing me.
[Doctor:] Right let's have a wee look here and see if we can make it sore. What side?
[speaker003:] , down there, down there,
[Doctor:] Down down in down
[speaker003:] Aye.
[Doctor:] in that corner there?
[speaker003:] Aye, right there, aye.
[Doctor:] Aye, beauty, oh I'm getting good at that, you see, it's all these years of practice I've had.
[speaker002:] [LAUGHTER].
[Doctor:] See she's enjoying that.... That's a better bit isn't it?
[speaker003:] Aye, oh he loves that doesn't he? [LAUGHTER]
[speaker002:] Aye.
[speaker003:] That's it.
[Doctor:] What about as far round as that high, nothing as far round here?
[speaker003:] No nothing no.
[Doctor:] Nothing up there?
[speaker003:] No, and a wee bit there.
[Doctor:] I'm liking this, I'm liking this. What about there? And there?
[speaker003:] Aye right there, aye.
[Doctor:] Right. We've got it coming up that bit there, right.
[speaker003:] Aye.
[Doctor:] Right up through there, and tell me if I do that oh?
[speaker003:] Aye right there at to.
[Doctor:] She enjoyed that. Will I do it on the other side?
[speaker003:] No, don't bother.
[Doctor:] [LAUGHTER] Aha. I'm feeling deprived this morning. I'm feeling deprived.
[speaker003:] What
[Doctor:] What er what brought that on Marie, any idea?
[speaker003:] Erm I haven't been bothered with it for a couple of months now Doctor, and
[speaker002:] thought it was an ulcer, didn't you Marie?
[speaker003:] Oh I always thought it was my ulcer that was causing it, you know, so I was, every time I took it I was taking an extra Samtack
[Doctor:] Mhm.
[speaker003:] And and
[Doctor:] Wasn't making any difference.
[speaker003:] And I tell you when I really lying on my
[Doctor:] Aha.
[speaker003:] side to go you know to go to sleep at night,
[Doctor:] That's right.
[speaker003:] that's when I feel
[Doctor:] That's right. Right. Do you want her turned into a human being again?
[speaker002:] I do.
[Doctor:] Just say the word and
[speaker003:] time to give me a wee shot at my blood pressure as well Doctor.
[Doctor:] Right.
[speaker003:] Cos it's months before I had the time.
[Doctor:] never get to Heaven. You'll never got to Heaven.... Made a shocking mess of that.
[speaker003:] [LAUGHTER]
[Doctor:] Is this is this you wanting a pump?
[speaker002:] [LAUGHTER] That's what I said. []
[speaker003:] for the daughter, she's and she cannae carry it off, and whether she
[Doctor:] It's a good job it's not you. [LAUGHTER] I'd be
[speaker003:] If it was me I'd be I'd need a miracle.
[Doctor:] I'd be sending for the police. That's what I'd be doing.
[speaker003:] Aye, so would I be. [LAUGHTER]
[Doctor:] Well that's that's for the.
[speaker002:] That's the stuff alright.
[Doctor:] That's that's the stuff. it's got a green card in it and it's got enough stuff to last you until
[speaker002:] Will that be alright by aye?
[speaker003:] I actually and sometimes I come right up.
[Doctor:] That's right, right up there and right up, that's right.
[speaker003:] that's right, aye.
[Doctor:] You see, you'd think I knew about these things wouldn't you, you'd think I knew about these things. your muscles. Just go on Just the one.
[speaker003:] No the two.
[Doctor:] Just the one.
[speaker003:] Just the one?
[Doctor:] Just the one.
[speaker003:] I've got the two afternoon.
[Doctor:] Just the one then. Don't you get up.
[speaker002:] Is he still putting up with you?
[speaker003:] Aye.
[Doctor:] Is he? Just
[speaker003:] it's just near there.
[Doctor:] just.... Now then hold on to that, that's enough.... [whispering] []...
[speaker003:] [cough]... policies away, that's alright, it looks as if it's normal.
[speaker002:] Oh well wouldn't even bother dusting them.
[speaker003:] Oh I'm being got at, aren't I? [LAUGHTER]
[speaker002:] Aye.
[Doctor:] Good.... at all, not bad at all for somebody that age.
[speaker003:] That age.
[speaker002:] on Thursday.
[Doctor:] She had a birthday?
[speaker002:] I'm forty seven.
[Doctor:] I thought you said she, I thought you were stopping having birthdays.
[speaker003:] Och I stopped when I were twenty one.
[Doctor:] Aha. And is she twenty one again?
[speaker003:] to be twenty one again, aha.
[Doctor:] How many times is that?
[speaker003:] Four times now.
[speaker002:] [cough]
[speaker003:] tablets please?
[Doctor:] Aye.
[speaker003:] Yeah.
[Doctor:] Your Warfarin,
[speaker003:] Warfarin, aye, please.
[Doctor:] let's see now ans aspirin.
[speaker003:] Aspirin's still to
[Doctor:] Sounded like seven fifty or something?
[speaker003:] Seventy five.
[Doctor:] Seventy five. Oh what him he's threatening to do away with you.
[speaker002:] [LAUGHTER]
[Doctor:] Do away with you, Marie.
[speaker003:] hundreds.
[Doctor:] How is your mum?
[speaker003:] Ah she's. Thanks a lot.
[Doctor:] Thanks a lot....
[speaker003:] And as for Jackie's.
[Doctor:] The paracetamol is that the dissolving ones?
[speaker003:] No from the swallowing.
[Doctor:] It's the ones for swallowing, right.
[speaker002:] Have you tried the dissolving ones by the way?
[speaker003:] No. I've never tried them, no.
[Doctor:] Want to try
[speaker003:] I dissolve my ha aspro though.
[Doctor:] Could use you sometimes you say they kind of,
[speaker003:] Aye catching my throat, aye.
[Doctor:] Well then. I mean they're the same, the same
[speaker002:] The same as your other.
[Doctor:] exactly the same thing. they look slightly bigger, but I mean it's only because the extra stuff's in it for it to dissolve in.
[speaker003:] Dissolve in.
[Doctor:] So so that's I'll give you some of them this time
[speaker003:] Aye,
[Doctor:] and see how you get on. And if you feel they're better then fine, we'll get that for you. No bother at all, no bother at all.... Now then, birth pill. Aye, which?
[speaker003:] I've got them there I cannae see it.
[Doctor:] Which one's that?
[speaker003:] I have to write it down.
[Doctor:] Oh, right.... Still in Road?
[speaker003:] No she's gone to her own house
[speaker002:] No er.
[speaker003:] Doctor. I forgot to put the change in the, get it in, she's moved to the other right enough. Er sixty three Lodge,
[speaker002:] Sixty Towers, by the Lodge.
[speaker003:] Sixty, oh not
[Doctor:] Mhm oh aye.
[speaker003:] It's not, it's Lodge.
[speaker002:] .
[speaker003:] Towers. Towers.
[Doctor:] Towers?
[speaker002:] Mhm.
[Doctor:] Towers, that's Aha.
[speaker002:] Only moved there last month or so Doctor,
[speaker003:] Aye.
[Doctor:] Yeah.
[speaker003:] I don't think she's wanting to change you anyway, I think she's keeping you on.
[Doctor:] Oh, she might have trouble, she might have trouble cos the Health Board have changed all the regulations.
[speaker003:] Oh tell them.
[Doctor:] Aye.
[speaker003:] Aye, aye.
[speaker002:] What does she do now then Doctor?
[Doctor:] the best thing to do, check with the Health Board, they'll the only other way is to go a certain distance into nowadays
[speaker002:] Right.
[Doctor:] And if it's er if it's past the bit the Health Board allow then she should
[speaker003:] She's right behind it isn't it, the Health Centre. Where where she's got her flat.
[Doctor:] Is that right, oh well she
[speaker003:] Aye, she's right behind the centre.
[Doctor:] No chance,
[speaker003:] Aye.
[Doctor:] no chance. The this the
[speaker002:] Because she's near that?
[Doctor:] No, the only other one's
[speaker002:] [cough] sort of a boundary, sort of a boundary. Ah right, right.
[Doctor:] And over the level crossing or past the [cough]
[speaker002:] Over the level, right, so we're talking by?
[Doctor:] Aye past
[speaker002:] Past Yeah.
[Doctor:] Go that way so if she goes into the Hea the Health Centre and says, you know that she's from Hill
[speaker002:] And she's changing address
[Doctor:] And she want's to change over cos she's moved into that bit of the town, they'll they'll get her sorted out. [cough]
[speaker002:] They'll have the
[Doctor:] Get here a special form to fill in.
[speaker002:] Right.
[Doctor:] They'll have the forms here, she doesn't need to take anything with her, okey-doke?
[speaker002:] Aye.
[Doctor:] Just just says to them that she's moved. Watch him, seven hundred and fifty,
[speaker002:] [LAUGHTER]
[Doctor:] just you watch him. Aye then, okay,
[speaker003:] After I'm giving him a tablet as well.
[Doctor:] you're gonna sleep at night. Who was it that was asleep too long?
[speaker003:] [LAUGHTER]
[Doctor:] You're right, he's sleeping too long. I'll get the door.
[speaker003:] Right Dr.
[Doctor:] There we are.
[speaker003:] Right cheerio Doctor.
[Doctor:] Right Okay, right, cheerio mate. [recording ends]