[Melissa:] What? Yeah, what, I'm not... there for you
[Clare:] Oh it's a What shall we listen to after it's crap innit?
[Melissa:] What this song?
[Clare:] Yeah...
[Melissa:] Can we put erm New Kids no not New Kids, Wall of you know
[Clare:] Yeah... what
[Melissa:] not a lot
[Clare:] Well I'll listen to right
[Melissa:] I had me hand in a bandage today, right?
[Clare:] Why?
[Melissa:] Cos er, my, my grazes on my hand like
[Clare:] Yeah
[Melissa:] and er, Miss I told Mrs that I can't write and she goes you'd better write dear she said you got a test, I said it's not my fault I've got a, a sore hand she, I goes
[Clare:] Who said that?
[Melissa:] Mrs the maths teacher, I go sorry, but I won't do it I miss erm
[Clare:] What you going to do, you going to do her postcard?
[Melissa:] I doubt it, he said he will, little he goes do you want a fan? I said no, I said I've got loads
[Clare:] I...
[Melissa:] and I teased them I said oh you can get me a big spanish doll [LAUGHTER]...
[Clare:] Oh I've had these things
[Melissa:] [singing] Ooh, ooh, come on wild thing all around, all aboard all aboard wo oh, ooh, ooh []
[Clare:] Cor it's hot innit? Sweltering
[Melissa:] What you say?
[Clare:] Sweltering
[Melissa:] You're what?
[Clare:] Sweltering
[Melissa:] Oh... come and see, Clare come and see
[Clare:] What we doing?
[Melissa:] I bought you ah I've got the post
[Clare:] oh my god
[Melissa:] What?
[Clare:] it's flickering
[Melissa:] Oh, maybe cos it's
[Clare:] [singing] Ooh, ooh, ooh []
[Melissa:] [singing] Ooh, ooh, come on all around, all abroad, all ab []
[Clare:] I think he
[Melissa:] Ow, just hit me hand. Oh I know why it's because of the voice
[Clare:] Yeah...
[Melissa:] [singing] also known as []
[speaker003:] ...
[Clare:] [singing] []
[Melissa:] So, was Debbie in school today?
[Clare:] Yeah.
[Melissa:] Did she ask where I ask
[Clare:] Oh god do you know what? Go on what?
[Melissa:] I went hospital with Lynn Lynn
[Clare:] Yeah
[Melissa:] and she had a plaster on her arm, right
[Clare:] Yeah
[Melissa:] and er Susan told me this morning, you won't say nothing to nobody
[Clare:] Susan who? Yeah
[Melissa:] that Paula right and er, oh you never guess who goes round with Lynsey,
[Clare:] Charlotte
[Melissa:] Yeah
[Clare:] Yeah
[Melissa:] They had an argument on the bus and Paul, I think was starting the fighting, I think er, Lynsey was holding back or something and when I went to the hospital today there was this girl, right
[Clare:] Yes
[Melissa:] she took an overdose and erm never came out and she was crying her eyes out and I told Susan like, but I told her not to say nothing to nobody and she goes, told Clare she never said I said anything and Susan goes to her oh you think you're right again, and I said yes...
[Clare:] She's always doing that ain't she?
[Melissa:] Yeah but this time they're saying it's a suicide
[Clare:] It was last time
[Melissa:] Yeah, but this time it looked bad... cor look at
[speaker003:] ...
[Clare:] I
[Melissa:] yeah... oh...
[Clare:] Growing
[Melissa:] What?
[Clare:] Yeah, what time will you be home?
[speaker003:] Well we'll see
[Clare:] What time is that?
[speaker003:] I don't know exactly Clare
[Clare:] Alright
[speaker003:] OK?
[Clare:] Yeah, ta ra
[Melissa:] Ah Clare doesn't she go tell your dad that she's gone?
[Clare:] He's in
[Melissa:] Tired
[Clare:] a mood, yeah
[Melissa:] No a good laugh, innit? No stay up here
[Clare:] Yeah, he's watching a film I think
[Melissa:] What you putting on now Clare? Oh I love this, oh I took me coat off you don't mind do you?
[Clare:] No
[Melissa:] Oh Clare turn it up will you, please?
[Clare:] Yeah... do this
[Melissa:] Yesterday do you mean?
[Clare:] Yeah
[Melissa:] Yeah he was to go through this morning to get my project, no [singing] say me in trouble, I'm in deep, I don't know, ooh er, I can't see []... so how we all today?
[Clare:] Alright
[Melissa:] [singing] I love that sound [] [singing] what a sound [] Who? [singing] radio, what a sound, mm mm mm of power [] I jumped off a cliff and I came back up again [LAUGHTER] no, er, watch a bit of What do you mean? Why do you know?... like that do they? how do you do it? Keep them in
[Clare:] when?
[Melissa:] on the wall I had my leg up I think I've done something to it, Clare I can't stop start scratching it... oh guess what?
[Clare:] What?
[Melissa:] My mother went up to go and see and the new baby, remember when I told you about Andrew my cousin, my favourite cousin they reckoned I'd fancied him?
[Clare:] Yeah
[Melissa:] They went to see him today, they never took me... there's some more he keeps saying I love you all the time now oh he's the biggest hunk going
[Clare:] Is he?
[Melissa:] I think I love
[Clare:] Don't worry about it
[Melissa:] I hate his guts... no...
[Clare:] What time they supposed to be due back, early?...
[Melissa:] What you with that Clare can I have a drink of water please?... That's it, just a drop
[Clare:] I don't feel
[Melissa:] oh yeah, yeah, yeah, I've a bit of that little one a bit of gas, ooh, oh, hi as high as a kite [singing] radio, all [] oh my god is it? Alright oh hurry up Clare I'll have a G and T please... Clare
[Clare:] Oggy, oggy, oggy
[Melissa:] Oh, Oh, Oh [LAUGHTER] [singing] come on play a record I love that sound, come on baby let's play around, radio, what a sound []
[Clare:] No I haven't got any water up
[Melissa:] [LAUGHTER] [LAUGHTER]
[Clare:] Oh
[Melissa:] Oh
[Clare:] pretty glowing
[Melissa:] Oh gin oh give me half a glass though, oh thank you
[Clare:] Don't get too er, stoned
[Melissa:] Oh Clare
[Clare:] What?
[Melissa:] listen to this right, er, oh how go now?
[Clare:] Eh?
[Melissa:] This little song, hang on now...
[Clare:] Er
[Melissa:] [singing] ma, ma just killed man [] no, what?
[Clare:] Oh Melissa I can't stop thinking about it
[Melissa:] Let me sing this song right
[Clare:] What?
[Melissa:] [singing] ma, ma just killed man, I've [] no ready? [singing] Ma, ma just killed man, I've given him some []
[Clare:] Shut up
[Melissa:] What?
[Clare:] You know what that means, well don't say it then
[Melissa:] [LAUGHTER] He won't know
[Clare:] He will
[Melissa:] [LAUGHTER] Sorry
[Clare:] He a blinking university
[Melissa:] Who is?
[Clare:] university right
[Melissa:] Well I do
[Clare:] no, this tape goes to goes to university right?
[Melissa:] Yeah
[Clare:] They listen to it, and they don't give them a name they just say sixteen year old, sixteen year old girl, fifteen year old girl with a friend and they...
[Melissa:] What?...
[Clare:] and what in that all the kids have been listening then they'd be taken up and put in that So Melissa you want to be famous
[Melissa:] What Clare [LAUGHTER]
[Clare:] No it famous
[Melissa:] Cowabongga dude
[Clare:] I think there
[Melissa:] What?
[Clare:] cowabongga
[Melissa:] Cool, yeah, er I'm a cool dude, he man I'm a cool and I'm the dude, oh
[Clare:] Look...
[Melissa:] Clare were you in the past
[speaker003:] ...
[Melissa:] Oh
[Clare:] No
[Melissa:] Jean Claude Van Don
[Clare:] I know
[Melissa:] Oh you're not finish minding that
[Clare:] yes
[Melissa:] cor he's nice isn't he?
[Clare:] No
[Melissa:] Yes, that's him, that's, that's his name is Claude Jean and he's a honky tonk man a blonk? Clare what did you say?... Oh, what I, you know Michael... Clare you know
[Clare:] Yes
[Melissa:] I might go and see that.
[Clare:] Michael and Kim seen that says she's crying.
[Melissa:] How old is Kim now?
[Clare:] Nine... you wanna, you got
[Melissa:] No I ain't got nothing
[Clare:] up on the old fag there boy
[Melissa:] I don't smoke
[Clare:] Alright
[Melissa:] There's Donald Duck at the door
[Clare:] No I look, I gotta answer the door
[Melissa:] Oh get lost
[Clare:] Oh alright then
[Melissa:] Alright I'll open the door to Donald Duck, hello
[Clare:] [mimicking Donald Duck] What you doing? []
[Melissa:] I'm having a fag [LAUGHTER]
[Clare:] He said and that's all I'm
[Melissa:] Out the way, get out the way, come on
[Clare:] Go on then, hello
[Melissa:] what you want? Go away, I'll be back
[Clare:] [LAUGHTER]
[Melissa:] [LAUGHTER]
[Clare:] Right it's enough of that alright?
[Melissa:] Oh shut up Clare
[Clare:] It's enough of that alright?
[Melissa:] don't you dare talk to me like that Clare, I've had enough...
[Clare:] Glowing
[Melissa:] Beaming
[Clare:] Glowing
[Melissa:] Beaming
[Clare:] Glowing
[Melissa:] Beaming...
[Clare:] No I'm not doing any because this supposed to be
[Melissa:] What do you mean doing any
[Clare:] this is suppose to be serious and I'll taken this with me
[Melissa:] Oh Clare, Clare
[Clare:] No I don't want to
[speaker003:] ...
[Melissa:] We're acting around
[Clare:] Hi Deb
[speaker003:] Hey how you doing now? OK what's this ...
[Clare:] [singing] I'm the one who wants to be with you []
[Melissa:] What do you want?
[Clare:] Eh?
[Melissa:] Oh just get out
[speaker003:] ...
[Melissa:] to enjoy myself
[Clare:] What? [LAUGHTER] shouldn't use that
[Melissa:] Yeah, ah go on then, ah ha, how long have I got now Clare? Cos I do, I'm leaving at ten to eight
[Clare:] Eh?
[Melissa:] I'm leaving at ten to eight
[Clare:] You've got precisely sixteen last, minutes... twenty six minutes
[Melissa:] Oh, what we got
[Clare:] we've got
[Melissa:] no
[Clare:] gis a match
[speaker003:] gis a match Yeah, wait, wait alright Alright, alright, keep your hair on, like a
[Clare:] I can't wait to go with, on Friday night... you're hilarious you know sometimes in mine, when I'm in love, my
[Melissa:] [LAUGHTER]
[Clare:] no I don't
[Melissa:] Melissa take those things away
[Clare:] Oh, but honestly when I'm in love, my face just... lights up, just beams with joy, oh, oh no let there be light and my match has gone out... but yeah
[Melissa:] what now with me, funny old girl,
[Clare:] oh he's in Spain now
[Melissa:] No, he ran all the way from
[Clare:] oh
[Melissa:] Do you know how long it took us? It must of been five well look
[Clare:] but you see
[Melissa:] er up, guess what I done yesterday?
[Clare:] What?
[Melissa:] Why wasn't you in registration or did I tell you about the blooming black board?
[Clare:] I was there
[Melissa:] Well I were, I got the
[Clare:] I was there
[Melissa:] and I blew
[Clare:] I was there
[Melissa:] [LAUGHTER] oh my god it's the incredible hulk... oh and you know Jayne with the skirt up here, well in English study she was walking up the steps like this
[Clare:] Well she always does darling
[Melissa:] She's nothing but a hussy, tart
[Clare:] Hussy
[Melissa:] whore, whit a woo
[Clare:] I do not like them
[Melissa:] Oh
[Clare:] this is Billy Crocker or whatever his name is
[Melissa:] No, erm, what's his name, he's erm, Eric Clapton... [singing] saw you in heaven, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh []
[Clare:] It's like going very well, shut up, why
[Melissa:] What does everybody get one?
[Clare:] Yeah, haven't you got one?
[Melissa:] No
[Clare:] Sure... Adrian they're picking on me...
[Melissa:] Have you got money for school tomorrow?
[Clare:] Yeah, I'll have my one fifty there which I'll have to, which I'm going to take to town tomorrow night, because I took it out of my dad's pocket, what he gives me I give you one pound no I did not, yes I did, no you did not father... you, you Norma
[speaker003:] ...
[Clare:] So going to school tomorrow? Are you going to school tomorrow?
[Melissa:] Yeah, fine by me [singing] love is a hunger, it's burning me my soul []. You know who you remind me of?
[Clare:] No
[Melissa:] Clare
[Clare:] Oh I do look a bit like her don't I?
[Melissa:] Yeah, but would you stop it?
[Clare:] I don't know that
[Melissa:] Help you're hurting me
[Clare:] I don't care
[Melissa:] But you're my friend
[Clare:] Oh shut up, be quiet, [singing] love is a hunger []
[Melissa:] [singing] love is a hunger []...
[Clare:] OK
[Melissa:] [LAUGHTER] you try to say yours []
[Clare:] My dad
[Melissa:] do you know
[Clare:] what? What?
[Melissa:] do you know you're a maniac?
[Clare:] Who?
[Melissa:] That woman on terminator
[Clare:] She is ugly
[Melissa:] She's not I look at her
[Clare:] Ya
[Melissa:] I do not look like her a little bit
[Clare:] You don't
[speaker003:] ...
[Clare:] No, no the, the
[Melissa:] ah, she's horrible
[Clare:] I'm only joking, use that don't forget now...
[Melissa:] [singing] Oh I wonder why ooh, ooh, ooh [] What? Yeah, what, I'm not... there for you
[Clare:] Oh it's a What shall we listen to after it's crap innit?
[Melissa:] What this song?
[Clare:] Yeah...
[Melissa:] Can we put erm New Kids no not New Kids, Wall of you know
[Clare:] Yeah... what
[Melissa:] not a lot
[Clare:] Well I'll listen to right
[Melissa:] I had me hand in a bandage today, right?
[Clare:] Why?
[Melissa:] Cos er, my, my grazes on my hand like
[Clare:] Yeah
[Melissa:] and er, Miss I told Mrs that I can't write and she goes you'd better write dear she said you got a test, I said it's not my fault I've got a, a sore hand she, I goes
[Clare:] Who said that?
[Melissa:] Mrs the maths teacher, I go sorry, but I won't do it I miss erm
[Clare:] What you going to do, you going to do her postcard?
[Melissa:] I doubt it, he said he will, little he goes do you want a fan? I said no, I said I've got loads
[Clare:] I...
[Melissa:] and I teased them I said oh you can get me a big spanish doll [LAUGHTER]...
[Clare:] Oh I've had these things
[Melissa:] [singing] Ooh, ooh, come on wild thing all around, all aboard all aboard wo oh, ooh, ooh []
[Clare:] Cor it's hot innit? Sweltering
[Melissa:] What you say?
[Clare:] Sweltering
[Melissa:] You're what?
[Clare:] Sweltering
[Melissa:] Oh... come and see, Clare come and see
[Clare:] What we doing?
[Melissa:] I bought you ah I've got the post
[Clare:] oh my god
[Melissa:] What?
[Clare:] it's flickering
[Melissa:] Oh, maybe cos it's
[Clare:] [singing] Ooh, ooh, ooh []
[Melissa:] [singing] Ooh, ooh, come on all around, all abroad, all ab []
[Clare:] I think he
[Melissa:] Ow, just hit me hand. Oh I know why it's because of the voice
[Clare:] Yeah...
[Melissa:] [singing] also known as []
[speaker003:] ...
[Clare:] [singing] []
[Melissa:] So, was Debbie in school today?
[Clare:] Yeah.
[Melissa:] Did she ask where I ask
[Clare:] Oh god do you know what? Go on what?
[Melissa:] I went hospital with Lynn Lynn
[Clare:] Yeah
[Melissa:] and she had a plaster on her arm, right
[Clare:] Yeah
[Melissa:] and er Susan told me this morning, you won't say nothing to nobody
[Clare:] Susan who? Yeah
[Melissa:] that Paula right and er, oh you never guess who goes round with Lynsey,
[Clare:] Charlotte
[Melissa:] Yeah
[Clare:] Yeah
[Melissa:] They had an argument on the bus and Paul, I think was starting the fighting, I think er, Lynsey was holding back or something and when I went to the hospital today there was this girl, right
[Clare:] Yes
[Melissa:] she took an overdose and erm never came out and she was crying her eyes out and I told Susan like, but I told her not to say nothing to nobody and she goes, told Clare she never said I said anything and Susan goes to her oh you think you're right again, and I said yes...
[Clare:] She's always doing that ain't she?
[Melissa:] Yeah but this time they're saying it's a suicide
[Clare:] It was last time
[Melissa:] Yeah, but this time it looked bad... cor look at
[speaker003:] ...
[Clare:] I
[Melissa:] yeah... oh...
[Clare:] Growing
[Melissa:] What?
[Clare:] Yeah, what time will you be home?
[speaker003:] Well we'll see
[Clare:] What time is that?
[speaker003:] I don't know exactly Clare
[Clare:] Alright
[speaker003:] O K?
[Clare:] Yeah, ta ra
[Melissa:] Ah Clare doesn't she go tell your dad that she's gone?
[Clare:] He's in
[Melissa:] Tired
[Clare:] a mood, yeah
[Melissa:] No a good laugh, innit? No stay up here
[Clare:] Yeah, he's watching a film I think
[Melissa:] What you putting on now Clare? Oh I love this, oh I took me coat off you don't mind do you?
[Clare:] No
[Melissa:] Oh Clare turn it up will you, please?
[Clare:] Yeah... do this
[Melissa:] Yesterday do you mean?
[Clare:] Yeah
[Melissa:] Yeah he was to go through this morning to get my project, no [singing] say me in trouble, I'm in deep, I don't know, ooh er, I can't see []... so how we all today?
[Clare:] Alright
[Melissa:] [singing] I love that sound [] [singing] what a sound [] Who? [singing] radio, what a sound, mm mm mm of power [] I jumped off a cliff and I came back up again [LAUGHTER] no, er, watch a bit of What do you mean? Why do you know?... like that do they? how do you do it? Keep them in
[Clare:] when?
[Melissa:] on the wall I had my leg up I think I've done something to it, Clare I can't stop start scratching it... oh guess what?
[Clare:] What?
[Melissa:] My mother went up to go and see and the new baby, remember when I told you about Andrew my cousin, my favourite cousin they reckoned I'd fancied him?
[Clare:] Yeah
[Melissa:] They went to see him today, they never took me... there's some more he keeps saying I love you all the time now oh he's the biggest hunk going
[Clare:] Is he?
[Melissa:] I think I love
[Clare:] Don't worry about it
[Melissa:] I hate his guts... no...
[Clare:] What time they supposed to be due back, early?...
[Melissa:] What you with that Clare can I have a drink of water please?... That's it, just a drop
[Clare:] I don't feel
[Melissa:] oh yeah, yeah, yeah, I've a bit of that little one a bit of gas, ooh, oh, hi as high as a kite [singing] radio, all [] oh my god is it? Alright oh hurry up Clare I'll have a G and T please... Clare
[Clare:] Oggy, oggy, oggy
[Melissa:] Oh, Oh, Oh [LAUGHTER] [singing] come on play a record I love that sound, come on baby let's play around, radio, what a sound []
[Clare:] No I haven't got any water up
[Melissa:] [LAUGHTER] [LAUGHTER]
[Clare:] Oh
[Melissa:] Oh
[Clare:] pretty glowing
[Melissa:] Oh gin oh give me half a glass though, oh thank you
[Clare:] Don't get too er, stoned
[Melissa:] Oh Clare
[Clare:] What?
[Melissa:] listen to this right, er, oh how go now?
[Clare:] Eh?
[Melissa:] This little song, hang on now...
[Clare:] Er
[Melissa:] [singing] ma, ma just killed man [] no, what?
[Clare:] Oh Melissa I can't stop thinking about it
[Melissa:] Let me sing this song right
[Clare:] What?
[Melissa:] [singing] ma, ma just killed man, I've [] no ready? [singing] Ma, ma just killed man, I've given him some []
[Clare:] Shut up
[Melissa:] What?
[Clare:] You know what that means, well don't say it then
[Melissa:] [LAUGHTER] He won't know
[Clare:] He will
[Melissa:] [LAUGHTER] Sorry
[Clare:] He a blinking university
[Melissa:] Who is?
[Clare:] university right
[Melissa:] Well I do
[Clare:] no, this tape goes to goes to university right?
[Melissa:] Yeah
[Clare:] They listen to it, and they don't give them a name they just say sixteen year old, sixteen year old girl, fifteen year old girl with a friend and they...
[Melissa:] What?...
[Clare:] and what in that all the kids have been listening then they'd be taken up and put in that So Melissa you want to be famous
[Melissa:] What Clare [LAUGHTER]
[Clare:] No it famous
[Melissa:] Cowabunga dude
[Clare:] I think there
[Melissa:] What?
[Clare:] cowabunga
[Melissa:] Cool, yeah, er I'm a cool dude, he man I'm a cool and I'm the dude, oh
[Clare:] Look...
[Melissa:] Clare were you in the past
[speaker003:] ...
[Melissa:] Oh
[Clare:] No
[Melissa:] Jean Claude Van Don
[Clare:] I know
[Melissa:] Oh you're not finish minding that
[Clare:] yes
[Melissa:] cor he's nice isn't he?
[Clare:] No
[Melissa:] Yes, that's him, that's, that's his name is Claude Jean and he's a honky tonk man a blonk? Clare what did you say?... Oh, what I, you know Michael... Clare you know
[Clare:] Yes
[Melissa:] I might go and see that.
[Clare:] Michael and Kim seen that says she's crying.
[Melissa:] How old is Kim now?
[Clare:] Nine... you wanna, you got
[Melissa:] No I ain't got nothing
[Clare:] up on the old fag there boy
[Melissa:] I don't smoke
[Clare:] Alright
[Melissa:] There's Donald Duck at the door
[Clare:] No I look, I gotta answer the door
[Melissa:] Oh get lost
[Clare:] Oh alright then
[Melissa:] Alright I'll open the door to Donald Duck, hello
[Clare:] [mimicking Donald Duck] What you doing? []
[Melissa:] I'm having a fag [LAUGHTER]
[Clare:] He said and that's all I'm
[Melissa:] Out the way, get out the way, come on
[Clare:] Go on then, hello
[Melissa:] what you want? Go away, I'll be back
[Clare:] [LAUGHTER]
[Melissa:] [LAUGHTER]
[Clare:] Right it's enough of that alright?
[Melissa:] Oh shut up Clare
[Clare:] It's enough of that alright?
[Melissa:] don't you dare talk to me like that Clare, I've had enough...
[Clare:] Glowing
[Melissa:] Beaming
[Clare:] Glowing
[Melissa:] Beaming
[Clare:] Glowing
[Melissa:] Beaming...
[Clare:] No I'm not doing any because this supposed to be
[Melissa:] What do you mean doing any
[Clare:] this is suppose to be serious and I'll taken this with me
[Melissa:] Oh Clare, Clare
[Clare:] No I don't want to
[speaker003:] ...
[Melissa:] We're acting around
[Clare:] Hi Deb
[speaker003:] Hey how you doing now? O K what's this ...
[Clare:] [singing] I'm the one who wants to be with you []
[Melissa:] What do you want?
[Clare:] Eh?
[Melissa:] Oh just get out
[speaker003:] ...
[Melissa:] to enjoy myself
[Clare:] What? [LAUGHTER] shouldn't use that
[Melissa:] Yeah, ah go on then, ah ha, how long have I got now Clare? Cos I do, I'm leaving at ten to eight
[Clare:] Eh?
[Melissa:] I'm leaving at ten to eight
[Clare:] You've got precisely sixteen last, minutes... twenty six minutes
[Melissa:] Oh, what we got
[Clare:] we've got
[Melissa:] no
[Clare:] gis a match
[speaker003:] gis a match Yeah, wait, wait alright Alright, alright, keep your hair on, like a
[Clare:] I can't wait to go with, on Friday night... you're hilarious you know sometimes in mine, when I'm in love, my
[Melissa:] [LAUGHTER]
[Clare:] no I don't
[Melissa:] Melissa take those things away
[Clare:] Oh, but honestly when I'm in love, my face just... lights up, just beams with joy, oh, oh no let there be light and my match has gone out... but yeah
[Melissa:] what now with me, funny old girl,
[Clare:] oh he's in Spain now
[Melissa:] No, he ran all the way from
[Clare:] oh
[Melissa:] Do you know how long it took us? It must of been five well look
[Clare:] but you see
[Melissa:] er up, guess what I done yesterday?
[Clare:] What?
[Melissa:] Why wasn't you in registration or did I tell you about the blooming black board?
[Clare:] I was there
[Melissa:] Well I were, I got the
[Clare:] I was there
[Melissa:] and I blew
[Clare:] I was there
[Melissa:] [LAUGHTER] oh my god it's the incredible hulk... oh and you know Jayne with the skirt up here, well in English study she was walking up the steps like this
[Clare:] Well she always does darling
[Melissa:] She's nothing but a hussy, tart
[Clare:] Hussy
[Melissa:] whore, whit a woo
[Clare:] I do not like them
[Melissa:] Oh
[Clare:] this is Billy Crocker or whatever his name is
[Melissa:] No, erm, what's his name, he's erm, Eric Clapton... [singing] saw you in heaven, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh []
[Clare:] It's like going very well, shut up, why
[Melissa:] What does everybody get one?
[Clare:] Yeah, haven't you got one?
[Melissa:] No
[Clare:] Sure... Adrian they're picking on me...
[Melissa:] Have you got money for school tomorrow?
[Clare:] Yeah, I'll have my one fifty there which I'll have to, which I'm going to take to town tomorrow night, because I took it out of my dad's pocket, what he gives me I give you one pound no I did not, yes I did, no you did not father... you, you Norma
[speaker003:] ...
[Clare:] So going to school tomorrow? Are you going to school tomorrow?
[Melissa:] Yeah, fine by me [singing] love is a hunger, it's burning me my soul []. You know who you remind me of?
[Clare:] No
[Melissa:] Clare
[Clare:] Oh I do look a bit like her don't I?
[Melissa:] Yeah, but would you stop it?
[Clare:] I don't know that
[Melissa:] Help you're hurting me
[Clare:] I don't care
[Melissa:] But you're my friend
[Clare:] Oh shut up, be quiet, [singing] love is a hunger []
[Melissa:] [singing] love is a hunger []...
[Clare:] O K
[Melissa:] [LAUGHTER] you try to say yours []
[Clare:] My dad
[Melissa:] do you know
[Clare:] what? What?
[Melissa:] do you know you're a maniac?
[Clare:] Who?
[Melissa:] That woman on terminator
[Clare:] She is ugly
[Melissa:] She's not I look at her
[Clare:] Ya
[Melissa:] I do not look like her a little bit
[Clare:] You don't
[speaker003:] ...
[Clare:] No, no the, the
[Melissa:] ah, she's horrible
[Clare:] I'm only joking, use that don't forget now...
[Melissa:] [singing] Oh I wonder why ooh, ooh, ooh []
[Clare:] So you've got thirteen minutes twelve minutes innit?
[Melissa:] How long do you reckon it'll take me to
[Clare:] What you've got to be home by ten to eight?
[Melissa:] Yeah
[Clare:] Sure
[Melissa:] Yeah
[Clare:] You got to be home by ten to eight or you leaving here at ten to eight?
[speaker003:] ...
[Clare:] I love you so much, I just can't live without you
[Melissa:] Oh god
[Clare:] stop it, you're embarrassing me you're glowing me
[Melissa:] I ain't doing nothing
[Clare:] you're making me glow
[Melissa:] Yeah
[Clare:] Oh
[Melissa:] Yeah
[Clare:] Right
[Melissa:] Yeah... I forget one of his books yesterday, and I went home and he clobbered me
[Clare:] [LAUGHTER]... Oh... any news?
[Melissa:] was here
[Clare:] Any news?
[Melissa:] No...
[Clare:] Oh
[Melissa:] Guess what?
[Clare:] What?
[Melissa:] I'm sitting on your bed.
[Clare:] So what you do, what do you think I should do when I see Mary tomorrow?
[Melissa:] Give erm a right smack across the chops
[Clare:] And what they will
[Melissa:] you take, give them a message from me will you?
[Clare:] Yeah, what?
[Melissa:] Tell him to...
[Clare:] Don't free
[Melissa:] I'm not swearing, have I said a thing?
[Clare:] No
[Melissa:] Ya, no... [LAUGHTER]
[Clare:] Huh, are you going round tonight?
[Melissa:] No, cos I
[Clare:] why have you got to be home so early then?
[Melissa:] Because I've got work to do
[Clare:] Have you seen Sharon and today?
[Melissa:] I haven't seen nobody, why? What do you expect me to do, go out and throw a party?
[Clare:] Yeah
[Melissa:] Yeah
[Clare:] well
[Melissa:] Ah this is
[Clare:] no
[Melissa:] Ah oh la, oh la, oh la, ee, oh
[Clare:] Oh, do you know all of erm Freddy Mercury's song?
[Melissa:] Which one? yeah
[Clare:] You sing it
[Melissa:] No, we've got to talk
[Clare:] Ah come on
[Melissa:] We'll do it tomorrow, I've got twenty tapes here Clare
[Clare:] I'm coming up tomorrow
[Melissa:] Well I bring, I was gonna bring it to school, yeah
[Clare:] No you won't, cos it'll get nicked
[Melissa:] No it won't, in the bogs when we're having our two's up, right
[Clare:] Yeah, yeah, but don't
[Melissa:] Mm, maybe, maybe in the back of
[Clare:] yeah we can put it on after
[Melissa:] Yeah, yeah
[Clare:] So you're gonna listen to my tape?
[Melissa:] No, cos they, cos they'll probably sue us
[Clare:] Sue us
[Melissa:] [LAUGHTER]
[Clare:] [LAUGHTER] [humming]
[Melissa:] I'll ask them, right? I'll ask them, cos we're not allowed to have anything private on here that we don't want
[Clare:] Yeah... eh she asked me to go over to John
[Melissa:] John [LAUGHTER] er give her a call
[Clare:] Yes
[Melissa:] tell her to hurry up
[Clare:] Did she ask er, ask for me today?
[Melissa:] No...
[Clare:] No, [LAUGHTER]
[Melissa:] No
[Clare:] Oh, didn't anyone ask for me today?...
[Melissa:] No
[Clare:] Not even Mrs?
[Melissa:] No
[Clare:] Cheeky oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh language, mind what you ah, what she say?
[Melissa:] Where is Clare?
[Clare:] [LAUGHTER]
[Melissa:] I said she's not here
[Clare:] [LAUGHTER]
[Melissa:] Where is Clare? She's not here, no
[Clare:] [LAUGHTER] Oh, oh well
[Melissa:] Our new neighbour, guess what I done today?
[Clare:] What?
[Melissa:] I been flat on my back so I didn't go toilets and I've got a sore bottom
[Clare:] Glowing
[Melissa:] glowing, I couldn't stop them, straight across the floor, meoooww they were going there
[Clare:] [LAUGHTER] So what's you talking today then
[Melissa:] sh shock, it was a bit of a shock nor do I
[Clare:] It's
[speaker003:] ...
[Clare:] What?
[Melissa:] it's got a radio in here, did you know that, my golly god
[Clare:] What?
[Melissa:] ya
[Clare:] Do you listen to that?
[Melissa:] Ya
[Clare:] What time you going? You better go in a minute love
[Melissa:] Ya
[Clare:] I'll really miss you. Say yes... here are love
[Kim:] Not to loud
[Clare:] Yeah I know, can you hear my voice in that?
[Kim:] Yeah
[Clare:] Good ain't it?
[Kim:] Yeah [LAUGHTER]
[Clare:] You can hear your own voice as well can't you?
[Kim:] Yeah... Ah?
[Marilyn:] I know you're recording it
[Kim:] No we're not, I'm listening to some music
[Marilyn:] I know you're recording it
[speaker003:] ...
[Clare:] Thanks for your help
[Kim:] We're not recording are we Clare?... Oh you're really a pest
[Marilyn:] Who?
[Kim:] That girl who sat next to me
[Marilyn:] What girl?
[Kim:] That Jennifer yeah
[Marilyn:] How can you say such a thing?
[Kim:] Ah, she's a pest
[Marilyn:] How can you say such a thing?
[Clare:] Come here a minute
[Marilyn:] Why?
[Clare:] Come here... put these on and listen to your voice, talk, talk
[Marilyn:] Yes [LAUGHTER]
[Clare:] Good isn't it?
[Marilyn:] Oh it's very good... Say don't be long
[Clare:] Which I've already explained... where's that other cup and cheese
[Kim:] We, we can listen to this at the table... We, ah in school we all got, we all sing this song it goes Jennifer sat in the, Jennifer sat, sat in the shower, eating away
[Marilyn:] She's broke er ear er, ear plugs, ain't she Kim?
[Kim:] Yeah
[Clare:] Should these come off?
[Kim:] They do
[Marilyn:] And, er, last night
[Kim:] erm we made a song about the right, it's erm
[Marilyn:] Yeah, she couldn't get them back on, it was that
[Kim:] it, it in the interview right, we made up a song about it it's Jennifer sat in the shower,
[Marilyn:] Alright Clare
[Kim:] she didn't, she never bent to pick up a flower
[speaker003:] ...
[Clare:] Can we have Hob Nobs ma?
[Marilyn:] Yeah... here we go
[Kim:] Mm mm no It's not, it's just like a little bead, it's meant to be on it for that and
[Marilyn:] No, you can do
[Kim:] no they're not, not taken...
[speaker003:] ...
[Marilyn:] [humming]
[speaker003:] ...
[Kim:] What? I know we're not helping, don't worry no we're not don't believe them
[Clare:] Don't believe them
[Marilyn:] [LAUGHTER] They believe you
[Kim:] It's a
[Marilyn:] ah, it's a shame
[Kim:] [LAUGHTER] Remember I went into the dentist and then they sshh, I'll say, I'll say
[Marilyn:] No, next Thursday are you going next Thursday?
[Kim:] Yeah, me too
[Marilyn:] And you
[speaker003:] ...
[Marilyn:] Hello Kim, how are you?
[Kim:] Alright, thank you
[Clare:] You can, you can
[Kim:] It's like
[Clare:] Yeah it was, weren't it Kim?
[Marilyn:] You'll
[Clare:] [LAUGHTER]
[Kim:] I've just farted
[Marilyn:] You mustn't swear on that
[Kim:] We're not swearing...
[Clare:] Don't swear anyway
[Kim:] Yeah, that's right
[Marilyn:] Pardon
[Clare:] I don't swear...
[Marilyn:] I know that
[Clare:] I don't swear
[Marilyn:] [LAUGHTER]
[Kim:] I, nor do I
[Marilyn:] My goodness
[Kim:] I've got the bigger styles of Maggie Thatcher
[Marilyn:] No wonder that bloody floor didn't collapse when you said that...
[Kim:] [LAUGHTER]...
[Clare:] Kim can you hear me?
[Kim:] Yes
[Clare:] Good
[Kim:] What? hello
[Clare:] Can you hear me? Good...
[Kim:] Geronimo...
[Clare:] no, no, no you're very quiet mum
[Marilyn:] I know
[Kim:] I know why
[Clare:] Why?
[Kim:] Cos she knows we're,
[speaker003:] ......
[Kim:] That the clock?
[Clare:] Yeah, what
[Marilyn:] blackcurrant jam
[Clare:] did you have to pay for it?
[speaker003:] ...
[Clare:] Have you used it yet?...
[Marilyn:] Er?
[Kim:] it looks like coffee
[Clare:] have a listen
[Kim:] What?
[Clare:] Have a listen
[Kim:] Can I sing a song on it?
[Clare:] What?
[Kim:] Sing a song
[Clare:] No Kim... don't touch
[Kim:] Alright Clare don't get your head off
[speaker003:] ...
[Clare:] Do you have to follow me everywhere?...
[Kim:] I wanted to sing
[Clare:] you're not singing, no
[Kim:] I see a
[Clare:] Listen to yourself
[Kim:] OK... [singing] I see a body and I and dance, we are []
[Marilyn:] You can put it away now, before I get a headache
[speaker003:] ...
[Kim:] Tasty
[Marilyn:] Tasty?
[Kim:] Yeah...
[speaker003:] ...
[Clare:] If that don't stop whistling I'll chuck it
[speaker003:] ......
[Clare:] What?
[Kim:] Er?
[Marilyn:] What's this then, the microphone?
[Clare:] Yes, don't touch it yeah...
[Kim:] Are we gonna give it to Sam?
[Marilyn:] Sshh
[Clare:] What?
[Kim:] Are, hope you're not going to show this to anyone
[Clare:] Yeah we've got to, we've got to give it to the university
[Marilyn:] No swearing on it
[Clare:] I'm not swearing Ah?
[Marilyn:] What you doing?...
[speaker003:] ......
[Clare:] Shut up, I can hear you [LAUGHTER]
[Kim:] [LAUGHTER]
[Clare:] Mm?
[Kim:] I never do it cos of you
[Marilyn:] You never
[Clare:] Nice jelly innit?
[Kim:] from last week's
[Clare:] You're a cheeky devil
[Marilyn:] What she saying?
[Clare:] Nothing
[Marilyn:] What she saying?
[Clare:] Kim
[Marilyn:] Why you want to see
[Clare:] Shut up before I punch you in the face
[Marilyn:] What you mean does
[speaker003:] ...
[Marilyn:] Like what?
[Clare:] last week didn't she?
[Kim:] Well it's the week before
[Clare:] Kim...
[Marilyn:] That wasn't quite done was it?
[Kim:] No...
[Marilyn:] What did we have last week
[Clare:] Had custard and apple tart weren't it?
[Kim:] And gateau
[Marilyn:] Oh, and gateau then
[Clare:] Yeah
[speaker003:] ......
[Marilyn:] Roll on the summer... how many tapes did they give you to do?
[Clare:] twenty
[Marilyn:] So you've got twen twenty of their tapes?
[Clare:] Yeah
[Marilyn:] I've only got three
[Clare:] Have you?
[Marilyn:] Are you sure
[speaker003:] ...
[Kim:] Mm, lovely...
[Marilyn:] Mm wasn't bad, what er flavour was that then strawberry?
[Clare:] Peach I think...
[Marilyn:] It's the wrong colour for peach...
[Clare:] No, you've been naughty... turn it off mum...
[Marilyn:] You didn't call ah?
[Clare:] Did it come last week?
[Marilyn:] No
[Clare:] [LAUGHTER]
[Marilyn:] Oh I'd hate to see them every day would you?...
[Kim:] [LAUGHTER]
[Marilyn:] [LAUGHTER] Don't start me off
[Clare:] [LAUGHTER]...
[Kim:] That OK at the moment [LAUGHTER]...
[Marilyn:] Did you that bloke with the beard that's working down your way now?
[Clare:] What's his name?
[Marilyn:] Eh?
[Clare:] Is he short?
[Marilyn:] Short fellow
[Clare:] Short bloke is it?
[Marilyn:] Yeah
[Clare:] Where's the Oh, oh no, did you know her?
[Kim:] No
[Clare:] Er? Come piece of this Kim Have you?... Yeah he's grown a beard ain't he?
[Kim:] Is that mine?
[Clare:] you on about Do you want a piece of this?
[Marilyn:] Yeah
[Clare:] Do you want a piece?
[Kim:] Yeah That is Clare's
[Clare:] [singing] Of your love for me []
[Marilyn:] What?
[Kim:] That
[Clare:] Want a piece of this?
[Kim:] Yeah
[speaker003:] ...
[Clare:] Would you like to talk?...
[Kim:] I want to
[Marilyn:] Er, very big of her
[Clare:] Ah I don't, I don't want a big bit
[Marilyn:] A big piece you mean
[Clare:] A big piece
[Kim:] I want to
[Clare:] Mm?
[Marilyn:] in it?
[Clare:] Yeah, sweet...
[speaker003:] ...
[Clare:] I eat that last, that's the best bit
[Kim:] What?
[Clare:] That
[Kim:] That
[Clare:] No that...
[speaker003:] ...
[Clare:] These are
[Marilyn:] Is there?
[Clare:] Yeah with our Christmas cracker
[Marilyn:] No, she didn't bring one at all
[Kim:] She did last night, but I didn't even catch her I'm not
[Clare:] Who? [LAUGHTER]
[Marilyn:] Is it too hot
[Kim:] I'm not
[Clare:] Shut up Kim, it was alright like it was the first time
[Kim:] No I didn't touch it...
[Clare:] not it's going off, on and off all the time
[Kim:] I just yet
[Marilyn:] On the bus
[Kim:] Well I didn't
[Clare:] I didn't use it with
[Kim:] Well I didn't touch it didn't touch it
[Clare:] Were on time
[Marilyn:] Your friend is it?...
[Kim:] She did turn it
[Marilyn:] Did she?
[Clare:] There was no need for it
[Marilyn:] Oh she did it then.
[Clare:] There's no need for it, to, to move it, it was alright like it was...
[Kim:] I told her not to turn it
[Clare:] I'm hot... [clears throat]... [belch] pardon me it was not me it was my tea...
[Marilyn:] You not put it the or anywhere
[Clare:] Well I won't have enough time by Friday I've got homework to do every day
[Marilyn:] I know
[Clare:] yeah
[Marilyn:] You shouldn't of had it really... mm... You rubbing out
[Clare:] No I'm not wasting my time rubbing things out they're making a new diary and they want the new words on it
[Marilyn:] No, not a new diary
[Clare:] They're making a new dictionary and they want the new words on it
[Marilyn:] Yeah, exactly
[speaker003:] ...
[Marilyn:] We'll give them some new words
[speaker003:] [LAUGHTER]...
[Clare:] Talk
[Marilyn:] [LAUGHTER]
[Clare:] Aren't you gonna have a Hobnob?...
[Marilyn:] [LAUGHTER]...
[Clare:] Mum, can you hear me
[Marilyn:] [LAUGHTER] No []
[Kim:] What about me?
[Clare:] No, you've been naughty
[speaker003:] ...
[Marilyn:] There's a good, there's this thing on B B C at half past nine isn't there?
[Clare:] That ghost one
[Marilyn:] Er?
[Clare:] where they've got that ghost in the house
[Marilyn:] Is that on today?
[Clare:] Yeah
[Marilyn:] I remember about that old man and woman
[Clare:] One Foot in the Grave
[Marilyn:] One Foot in the Grave
[Clare:] I think it's on tonight, let me have a look
[Marilyn:] Yeah, Jonathan said he watched it last week, One Foot in the Grave, what was it about
[speaker003:] ...
[Clare:] It's not on tonight, no
[Marilyn:] God it's only quarter past two, it has been a long day innit?
[Clare:] It's not on at all, tonight May to December's on
[Marilyn:] Yeah
[Clare:] and on and another one called Screaming's on
[Marilyn:] On Foot in the Grave isn't on?
[Clare:] No
[Marilyn:] Oh, oh B B C
[Clare:] Yeah a new series Screaming's on
[Marilyn:] Oh...
[Clare:] what are those sweeties that are in that Oh yeah
[Helen:] What
[speaker003:] ...
[Clare:] Listen, that'll do
[Marilyn:] Fine...
[Helen:] Now...
[Clare:] other way...
[speaker003:] ...
[Clare:] Right...
[Marilyn:] Did you see
[Helen:] Yeah, but
[Marilyn:] did you last night
[Clare:] Yeah
[Helen:] What's this then?
[Marilyn:] No
[Clare:] No
[Helen:] The troolls are funny ain't they?
[Marilyn:] Mm?
[Clare:] Trolls, not troolls...
[Marilyn:] You couldn't leave it alone, could she?
[Clare:] I didn't see her
[Marilyn:] She
[Clare:] Who, what rugby player? Bill Curran
[Marilyn:] Bill Curran
[Clare:] Is he on then?
[Marilyn:] Yeah
[Helen:] You never
[Clare:] Six months
[Helen:] Oh
[Clare:] That's why I tell you that
[Marilyn:] Here, they're all stuck together haven't we?
[Clare:] No
[Marilyn:] Yeah we have didn't you?
[Clare:] I had mine a week ago
[Marilyn:] What?
[Clare:] I had mine a week ago
[Marilyn:] Where?
[Clare:] In my hand
[Marilyn:] Where is it now?
[Clare:] Upstairs
[Marilyn:] Oh I, with that one then
[Clare:] Erm, they're gonna look the same
[Marilyn:] Mm
[Clare:] I've never had anything like that before... they all look the same ma
[Marilyn:] I've been, what colour have
[Clare:] did you really what? [LAUGHTER] I thought, I thought it was your
[Marilyn:] are you gonna read the dictionary?
[speaker003:] [LAUGHTER]
[Helen:] they all look the same, so
[Clare:] Yeah, they all look the same, they all look the same
[Kim:] [LAUGHTER] er, I didn't mean to... that's on tape Clare
[Clare:] I know
[Kim:] I would love to hear that
[Clare:] Kim shut your mouth
[Kim:] [LAUGHTER]
[Clare:] [LAUGHTER]
[Marilyn:] Oh shit, oh
[Kim:] [LAUGHTER]
[Clare:] Ah, ha, ha
[Kim:] You don't that you say sometimes [LAUGHTER]
[Helen:] until, until I go home
[Clare:] Get lost
[Marilyn:] How long, how long does that take to run?
[Clare:] Ninety minutes, forty five minutes each side
[Marilyn:] You'll be all bloody day with it here... one a day is it?
[Kim:] Are you finished?
[Marilyn:] How many did she say you could do
[Clare:] she wants at least twenty four hours on one
[Marilyn:] Twenty four hours on one tape?
[Clare:] Oh don't be such a dickhead, there's only ninety minutes on tape...
[Kim:] [LAUGHTER] Oh, oh, I
[Clare:] no
[Kim:] [LAUGHTER]
[Marilyn:] Oh, you know, I suppose
[Clare:] come here
[speaker003:] ...
[Clare:] No
[Kim:] [LAUGHTER]
[Marilyn:] There must be
[Clare:] Oh come on mum, your
[Marilyn:] she, after this forty four, before, to fifty age group Remember that
[Clare:] I have, what?
[Marilyn:] if they have been, I might of have to done something
[Clare:] No, because she had, she only needed a teenager left, she done the fifty to sixty age group
[Marilyn:] Well why was she asking us then?
[Clare:] She said down she wouldn't want two in the same house I'm sure
[Marilyn:] Well she asked after you and she said with you
[Clare:] I had to tell her how old you were, I said fifty, she didn't believe me
[Marilyn:] Why?
[Clare:] she said what?
[Marilyn:] Eh?
[Clare:] Said fifty... when you were upstairs to daddy and she said how old's your father and I said fifty two
[Helen:] Who's that then?
[Clare:] The woman who give me this
[Helen:] Oh
[Marilyn:] What she think there was more did she?
[Clare:] No le, oh ma
[Marilyn:] Say there were less was she?
[Clare:] Shut up, your
[Marilyn:] [LAUGHTER]
[Clare:] Ah?
[Marilyn:] She grab
[Clare:] not really
[Marilyn:] Turn that off will you?
[Clare:] No
[Kim:] I'm not gonna off, I can't hear it now I can, yeah...
[Clare:] Can didn't know they were coming up to stay
[Kim:] Got that on the microphone [LAUGHTER]...
[Clare:] but, ought does it?
[Kim:] [LAUGHTER]
[Marilyn:] [LAUGHTER] I'm thinking [LAUGHTER]
[Kim:] Oh, oh the way to
[Clare:] reception, wedding reception
[Kim:] mm... I know I did
[Marilyn:] Haven't got a clue
[speaker003:] ......
[Clare:] I know what you're doing, I can tell by your face
[Kim:] [LAUGHTER]
[Marilyn:] What?
[Clare:] She farted
[speaker003:] ...
[Clare:] if you come here you can
[Kim:] I didn't like it
[Clare:] I'd love some
[Kim:] I didn't you're banned
[Clare:] Oh god
[Kim:] ask you Clare...
[Clare:] What?...
[Kim:] Can we listen to it after?
[Clare:] No, we're listening to it now, how many times, I do another one
[Marilyn:] Do another one, have you finished that one then?
[Clare:] No, about thirty minutes?
[Marilyn:] Thirteen?
[Clare:] Ten
[Marilyn:] Gosh you'll be
[speaker003:] ...
[Marilyn:] she doing [LAUGHTER]
[Kim:] I would never
[Marilyn:] she would
[Helen:] Oh she said she'd give you a token didn't she?
[Clare:] On what?
[Helen:] She, she knows she's gonna give you a token
[Clare:] I haven't had those sheets yet... token?
[Helen:] Yes
[Clare:] Book token
[Helen:] Money, give her money
[Clare:] No I don't think she did
[Kim:] You did, like
[Helen:] who you were?
[Kim:] Yeah, that's what she said
[Clare:] What?
[Kim:] if you become a good swimmer and fastest girl in the pool, yeah
[Marilyn:] [LAUGHTER]
[Kim:] then get up to do somersaults on it see the bottom then
[Marilyn:] You're not supposed to do somersaults are you?
[Kim:] we had, we had to swim to the bottom and do like a handstand yes
[Marilyn:] Well you did that, didn't you?
[Clare:] Oh no
[Kim:] well that's what I would like to say it myself, if, if she didn't practice when we're going in the world
[Marilyn:] [LAUGHTER]
[Clare:] mm...
[Kim:] wanted to borrow my goggles and erm, she moan, when I, she was moaning cos me and Scott was gonna and erm
[Clare:] in the swimming pool?
[Kim:] No
[Clare:] oh
[Kim:] and when she was, when she, she to do it and she's no different towards with, when I go in and dive I do and then I do the it's much easy, it's very easy
[Clare:] no, it's best to do a handstand, standing up
[Kim:] Yeah... clapping
[Clare:] sounds louder
[Marilyn:] Oh, it's been a long day today
[Helen:] Yes
[Marilyn:] covered them
[Kim:] I went to bed at eleven o'clock
[Helen:] I thought it was quarter past eight...
[Clare:] I can listen to the top forty tonight on radio ten...
[speaker003:] ...
[Marilyn:] You've been given the battery?
[Clare:] I've got plenty upstairs, huh
[Marilyn:] That's
[Clare:] I know...
[Marilyn:] You can rub it off
[Clare:] I'm not rubbing off
[Marilyn:] yeah if there's nothing you want to keep on there you can rub it off
[Clare:] Well I want to keep
[Marilyn:] you rub the whole lot off
[Clare:] Oh and what's that help gonna do me then?
[Helen:] What do you want it for then?
[Clare:] Cos they're making a new dia, dictionary and they want some new words
[Kim:] new words
[Clare:] I know that
[Kim:] Ma, I, I, I haven't heard this name before now, it's a new name, have you heard this name? Sinaed
[Clare:] Sinaed O'Connor
[Marilyn:] Yeah
[Kim:] and erm, what was the other one erm, I can't remember the other one...
[Marilyn:] what you gotta put on that last, that you know you've used it?
[Clare:] Well there's one to twenty tapes and they're all numbered, you use number one tape, then
[Marilyn:] Alright
[Clare:] number two
[Marilyn:] Oh, you're clever
[Kim:] Why is this number one?
[Clare:] Yeah, this is the second side of number one... I know, I've only got
[Helen:] gonna take
[Clare:] till Friday
[Helen:] are you gonna take it to school tomorrow?
[Clare:] Yeah
[Helen:] Oh...
[Marilyn:] And no swear words at school, please
[Clare:] I know, we don't swear in school
[Marilyn:] Oh only home, yeah, on the bus in the morning you should take it on in school, on the way to school
[Clare:] No not in the mornings, everyone's tired in the mornings, it's at night we need it, at night on the bus, cos no one talks in the morning
[Kim:] [LAUGHTER]
[Clare:] Well they don't they just sit there looking at
[Kim:] I tell you what I made a printing machine on Friday and it works.
[Marilyn:] Oh
[Clare:] What has that got to do with er, this
[Kim:] I don't mind what I'm saying
[Helen:] [LAUGHTER] What did you make that for?
[Kim:] Well there's that, our, our, our project is on yeah, we went down to and choosing the hat we know? Pick out a hat it's, it's like a draw of names all, you put, everyone puts their name in and when they draw out it goes. I had a Bart Simpson, erm picture of him... with and all
[Marilyn:] Where you going?
[Clare:] Toilet...
[Marilyn:] Have you
[Clare:] I have not...
[speaker003:] ...
[Kim:] Dominoes
[speaker003:] ...
[Kim:] I'm taking them back Electric was off last night... was yours?
[Clare:] Mm... Oh dear...
[Kim:] [LAUGHTER]... Phorrr...
[Clare:] [humming]... [singing] you hold on tight, no one but you, I never dreamt that I'll meet somebody like you, no I never dreamt []...
[William:] Wahey...
[Kim:] [LAUGHTER]
[speaker003:] ...
[Clare:] Do you want to listen to what, what's just said?
[Kim:] Yeah...
[Clare:] Right... [humming] there's a good one down here
[Kim:] What? [LAUGHTER]
[Clare:] blank, I'll give the E
[William:] There's no D's left
[Kim:] I'm, only when I like a D is that... pardon me, ah pardon me... no... oh er, er Margaret Thatcher knocked at the door the other day
[Clare:] Mark who?
[Kim:] Margaret, Margaret Thatcher, she knocked on our door and actually came in, you wouldn't believe it she was talking like it
[William:] Who was it then?
[Kim:] Margaret Thatcher
[William:] Don't be daft
[Clare:] Shut up Kim, please no
[William:] You two hours ago
[Clare:] [LAUGHTER]... Hours?
[William:] Well an hour
[Kim:] it wasn't hours
[Clare:] Have you
[William:] No
[Clare:] Oh... [singing] []...
[Melissa:] Thought you'd given up.
[Clare:] No.
[Melissa:] Yes you have why I don't swear
[speaker003:] ...
[Melissa:] Put these on while you're doing that, right... go on
[speaker003:] ...
[Clare:] and you... good innit?... good innit?
[speaker003:] ...
[Clare:] Put it on your head you dickhead
[Melissa:] I am
[Clare:] It's not it's down there
[Melissa:] I am, I always read like that
[Clare:] Oh
[Melissa:] Oh god, oh my god it's weird
[Clare:] I know... what?
[Melissa:] Been fucking driving me [LAUGHTER]
[Clare:] [LAUGHTER] You did it again... I can't be bothered I can't finish twenty, I've got to finish twenty tapes I need enough of this, I've got a
[Melissa:] What did he say to you?
[Clare:] Oh after you've finished
[Melissa:] Yeah
[Clare:] well after I
[Melissa:] yeah
[Clare:] well it was in the camera it was right
[Melissa:] [LAUGHTER] and it's like watching the telly in a
[Clare:] yeah
[Melissa:] [LAUGHTER] Yeah carry on
[Clare:] he told me to get lost...
[Melissa:] What did you do?
[Clare:] I said get lost too eh?
[Melissa:] Someone went
[Clare:] Cor
[Melissa:] ah
[Clare:] [LAUGHTER]
[speaker003:] ...
[Clare:] You can hear yourself breathing through here, it's weird
[Melissa:] Oh, you
[speaker003:] ...
[Melissa:] mummy
[Clare:] Why's it gone quiet, I can't hear myself now, yes I can... What, don't do that
[Melissa:] Turn it up dear no What was that?
[Clare:] That was a Can I go and puff now?
[Melissa:] Oh my god it sounds weird, oh it goes right through me.
[Clare:] Going bald are you?
[Melissa:] Clare I'm not deaf
[Clare:] I just the bathroom and the bedroom and
[Melissa:] What?
[Clare:] I've just hoovered the bathroom and the bedroom
[Melissa:] My god what are you on?
[Clare:] Yeah Sharon just, was outside talking to me with Dora
[Melissa:] And they've just gone
[Clare:] oh and Sharon said she got off with Carl
[Melissa:] Carl
[Clare:] Carl, Anthony's brother
[Melissa:] Anthony's brother
[Clare:] Yeah
[Melissa:] You mean Gavin?
[Clare:] No Carl, Carl's his other brother it is Carl, have you, it is Carl, can you hear yourself? Can you hear yourself?
[Melissa:] Ah, no, I can't, is it in properly?...
[Clare:] You can't hear yourself
[Melissa:] Ah, oh, yeah
[Clare:] Now look, I think, I think he's got another brother called Carl
[Melissa:] A younger brother, yes
[Clare:] Oh
[Melissa:] Gavin's is older, er is, second oldest
[Clare:] yeah and Thomas is the other one
[Melissa:] Yeah but the littlest one
[Clare:] yeah, but she got off with him
[Melissa:] Clare he's only about five [LAUGHTER]
[Clare:] [LAUGHTER] Oh who's Carl then? I I reckon it's one of those boys from the army camp, remember... I heard her talking about a Carl from the army camp... yes
[speaker003:] ......
[Clare:] I can hear you, yeah
[Melissa:] Oh I can hear myself now, can you hear me now?
[Clare:] Yes
[Melissa:] It's gone again
[Clare:] cos you're moving the microphone
[Melissa:] I can hear it a little bit, wow, oh, I heard that
[Clare:] You can't hear me can you?
[Melissa:] Yes, er yes I can No
[Clare:] What then?
[Melissa:] this one the one we did before
[Clare:] Oh alright then,
[Melissa:] what do you think I'm a pig?
[Clare:] [singing] Just a little bit [] You have to do that physically
[Melissa:] I'm gonna creep
[Clare:] Do you?
[Melissa:] But I think it's all Clare can you put this thing up here please?
[Clare:] Yeah You who, testing, testing, one, two, three, you who, you, yeah I can hear myself
[Melissa:] That's better that's it, stick, stick it there now
[Clare:] Yeah
[Melissa:] thank you darling, oh, you know the pot I made you?
[Clare:] Yeah
[Melissa:] It's nearly done
[Clare:] Oh good, I can't wait to have that
[Melissa:] What you like it?
[Clare:] Yeah
[Melissa:] You honestly like it?
[Clare:] I do
[Melissa:] I that
[Clare:] What?
[Melissa:] when you open your mouth, Clare oh don't, horrible that is
[Clare:] You have a go
[Melissa:] No
[Clare:] where's that fucking...
[Melissa:] Language
[Clare:] I don't care, did I just take a carton of that? Honest to god
[Melissa:] No you never
[Clare:] I'm cracking up
[Melissa:] [LAUGHTER]...
[speaker003:] ...
[Melissa:] Gavin who? He phoned you?
[Clare:] I phoned him
[Melissa:] Why?
[Clare:] I phoned, I phoned I always do that
[Melissa:] I know what Gary's like, he's a stirrer
[Clare:] Yeah but, he's best friend... and, I, he, he
[speaker003:] ...
[Melissa:] Gavin can be alright sometimes
[Clare:] Yeah
[Melissa:] but when he's with his mates, that's it, he thinks he's
[Clare:] I know he's horrible to
[speaker003:] ...
[Melissa:] maybe because Gavin's scared of him
[Clare:] Mm, but he's a good laugh though. What's the time, fifteenth of the third, ninety two
[Melissa:] The time? The date love
[Clare:] What were you doing during the conversation?
[Melissa:] Talking
[Clare:] Yeah, well that's
[Melissa:] sitting down
[Clare:] Relaxing in the bedroom
[Melissa:] Mm, mm, no it sounds too horny
[Clare:] Shut up
[Melissa:] Sorry...
[Clare:] [belch] Pardon me, I couldn't help it
[Melissa:] Clare stop burping girl...
[Clare:] Relaxing in bedroom... having a chinwag...
[Melissa:] [singing] Just a little bit, dong, dong, did Kim have a go on this?
[Clare:] Yeah
[Melissa:] Ah, can we listen to it after?...
[Clare:] it's boring
[Melissa:] Oh it's boring you Welsh... girl... How much did you pay for your jacket Clare?
[Clare:] Eighty quid, eighty nine quid... both, both got pattern inside
[Melissa:] Yeah it's nice
[Clare:] right, what relation are you to me? You're my friend
[Melissa:] Yeah... [whistling]
[Clare:] Don't
[Melissa:] What, I'm only whistling
[Clare:] How old are you?
[Melissa:] Sixteen, I'll be seventeen this year, oh god I'm getting old
[Clare:] Yeah
[Melissa:] Charming... I'm leaving at eight o'clock
[Clare:] Are you?
[Melissa:] Yeah, gonna miss me?
[Clare:] No
[Melissa:] Charming
[Clare:] I'll go and have a bath then...
[Melissa:] I won't see Gareth for another week now
[Clare:] Have you had a postcard yet?
[Melissa:] No, know what he can do with it... you'll have to hoover up here in a minute Clare, get all this tobacco off, I'm only joking, girl [LAUGHTER] what is this stuff on the floor Clare? That brown stuff, have you been shaving your legs again?
[Clare:] shut up
[Melissa:] [LAUGHTER] don't need to shave mine, can't see my legs
[Clare:] [LAUGHTER]
[Melissa:] [LAUGHTER]
[Clare:] That's true
[Melissa:] Oh cheeky
[Clare:] Charming
[Melissa:] Charming
[Clare:] Let me have a listen of that
[Melissa:] No in a minute
[Clare:] You'll be going in a minute
[Melissa:] So?
[Clare:] Let me have a listen and I can tape myself can I?
[Melissa:] Yeah [LAUGHTER]
[Clare:] What?
[Melissa:] [LAUGHTER] for god Karen's boyfriend, god
[Clare:] oh I can't get over that, I've gotta see him, is he down there now?
[Melissa:] No he's gone now... oh in a minute, in a minute
[Clare:] No now
[Melissa:] Alright
[Clare:] let me listen
[Melissa:] ow... [whistling]
[speaker003:] ...
[Melissa:] [singing] Just a little bit []
[Clare:] So, describe, describe him
[Melissa:] He's tall, muscly, dark hair and Welsh
[Clare:] He's Welsh is he?
[Melissa:] Oh you know how I'll smack your hind woman [LAUGHTER]
[Clare:] Your hind head
[Melissa:] No love, it's on my back you cook head
[Clare:] who's to be erm... what's his
[Melissa:] He's a porter in the hospital
[Clare:] Ah... he must be dopey then
[Melissa:] Ah, ah, and he works in the morgue
[Clare:] Whey, hey, happy days are here again
[Melissa:] [LAUGHTER]
[Clare:] wo, ho, ho, she'll look after the I reckon, she was erm oh who's this then? Who's, who's Carol? Is she that daughter or the mother?
[Melissa:] Oh yes the mother's about sixty
[Clare:] [LAUGHTER] Do you want to listen? do you want to listen?
[Melissa:] OK, would you get this tag off
[Clare:] That?
[Melissa:] That's right then
[Clare:] Do you want to listen?
[Melissa:] No
[Clare:] Why not?
[Melissa:] I'm going now
[Clare:] so, what you gonna do
[Melissa:] I'm gonna have a orgy or a
[Clare:] [LAUGHTER]
[Melissa:] to have a good time, fifty quid an hour [LAUGHTER] you better not have that tape working, is it on?
[Clare:] Yeah
[Melissa:] You stupid old fogey... yeah well er
[Clare:] no
[Melissa:] and that Jack doesn't know that you know
[Clare:] [LAUGHTER]
[Melissa:] Do you know what my name is?
[Clare:] What?
[Melissa:] Vera Duckworth, Vera Duckworth
[speaker003:] ...
[Melissa:] Do you know something else, we had a blind date with her
[Clare:] [LAUGHTER]
[Melissa:] and I met this gorgeous boy called Steven and I said oh darling where'd you come from, where
[Clare:] Listen to yourself in that, it's good...
[Melissa:] Well I said love, it's a greater day, my name Cilla Black here hello darling, how you doing?... [singing] I'm a great big [] Clare can I sing that do you dare me to? Do you dare me to?
[Clare:] No
[Melissa:] Oh no
[Clare:] Go on
[Melissa:] Right, ready
[Clare:] You hold it because you're talking... you've got to go in a minute love
[Melissa:] What do I give a monkey's, do I?
[Clare:] What [LAUGHTER]
[Melissa:] do I
[Clare:] What? [LAUGHTER]
[Melissa:] OK
[Clare:] Yeah
[Melissa:] don't forget the you see, ooh Clare you're a naughty girl
[Clare:] Ooh Clare you're a naughty girl Sshh, oh... it was, my window is open, if, who stands at my window, they'll think we're mad here
[Melissa:] No problem
[Clare:] It's no one there, she whistles, it was a gate shutting next door
[Melissa:] Mm
[Clare:] it was a gate shutting next door, what you say?
[Melissa:] My man
[Clare:] No, no how'd you start off? it doesn't start off like that
[Melissa:] What, it does [singing] Ma, ma just killed a man, I was given him some []
[Clare:] Ah, don't sing that, sing it properly
[Melissa:] You said I could, no way
[Clare:] I'm not singing that
[Melissa:] they don't know what I'm on about
[Clare:] Melissa
[Melissa:] Clare... go on [mimicking Donald Duck] Oh Melissa I'm [] guess what I was watching down there, ah P O R K Y S
[Clare:] Porky's
[Melissa:] Alright, have you seen
[Clare:] Have you been screwing that
[Melissa:] alright have you seen, oh, have you got, don't tell me, something, something coat, my coat
[Clare:] [LAUGHTER]
[Melissa:] have you seen my coat anywhere? No, sorry love I'm not a lesbian
[Clare:] Ah
[Melissa:] [LAUGHTER]
[Clare:] Did he have a big balloon in his belly?
[Melissa:] Well, no, he had it struck over his head mind you
[Clare:] Oh yeah [LAUGHTER] who was watching that with?
[Melissa:] Well I was watching that with Steven
[Clare:] No word
[Melissa:] No word of a lie, or and the best part was when he stuck his tongue through the hole and they put soap on it and he
[Clare:] Oh yeah
[Melissa:] and he stuck his dingaling through and the woman grabbed it and she put his foot against the wall and started stretching it, and he's going aaagh
[Clare:] I've seen it and that and is
[Melissa:] oh sugar plum
[Clare:] [LAUGHTER]
[Melissa:] I forgot, I got carried away [LAUGHTER] sorry about that missus
[Clare:] [LAUGHTER]
[Melissa:] I forgot this erm microphone was on, sorry students, I am very, very sorry, please forgive me, please forgive me
[Clare:] [LAUGHTER]
[Melissa:] They must think I was drunk, do you know what?
[Clare:] What?
[Melissa:] Do you know when I went to Gareth's house and er, he had a you know a house warming party
[Clare:] [LAUGHTER]
[Melissa:] and I was drunk, I think something happened
[Clare:] I don't want to hear about it, tell me another time
[Melissa:] Well I'd like to say goodbye, cos Charlie's coming now, bye then, it's princess Diana, and you know what, I'm a stuck up old woman, [LAUGHTER] oh Willie stop playing with those now...
[speaker003:] ...
[Melissa:] Da, da, da, da, da, hello I'm Marie Kelly, welcome to T V AM, where excuse me Mike I'm trying to say something
[Clare:] [LAUGHTER]
[Melissa:] Well today, poll tax has now gone up one pound, but for the old fogies it's gone down one pound
[Clare:] [LAUGHTER]
[Melissa:] over to you Mike
[Clare:] Er, hello there, my name's Mike, well let's go over to the weather with Winsy, no Winsy, oh Rita's dropped dead, she's jumped off a cliff we think, we think
[Melissa:] and now we'll go over to Winsy. Hello my name's Winsy [singing] insy spider climb up the spout, down came the rain and washed Winsy out, when the sun came out it dried up the rain, insy, winsy spider climbed up again [] thank you, oh thank you, oh thank you, I know, thank you, well, today, at midday today it's going to be tipping down with rain and winsy, winsy, winsy, spider will fall down the rain, [LAUGHTER]
[Clare:] Melissa
[Melissa:] Er, oh, right, on toni, tonight we're gonna have sun and maybe a bit of snow and tomorrow morning we're gonna have a full moon
[Clare:] [LAUGHTER] oh you're
[Melissa:] but he was quite well alright then
[Clare:] [LAUGHTER]
[Melissa:] Do you mind, I'm trying to do a programme here, and how the hell can I do it, with your gob slapping? Thank you...
[Clare:] [LAUGHTER] Oh you dickhead
[Melissa:] Oy, right then today, we have got Melanie of Neighbours here with us oh my god other day and I told this lady and she goes, who the hell are you? [LAUGHTER]
[Clare:] [LAUGHTER] Who the hell are you?
[Melissa:] Well I said what you looking at you skinny thing, and she just, how dare you speak to me like that, and I just who the hell you looking at you ugly thing [LAUGHTER], I'm going to Espania tomorrow, cos I'm going holiday to El Spania, right then what you doing you sexy woman? Thank you your wife is over there, don't you talked to her like that who the hell you think you are... I've got a good mind to put your beard right in this food... and he said came up to me [LAUGHTER] and he did, do you want a game of footy, I said oh sorry about that love, well I'll go and I tore this paper and I said if you're gonna have a wee wee then do it wee on me, so I said, up your all over the place and then I went out oh stink bomb, oh, come over here, who want a football, ah, want a game of footy, alright then er man in the goal man oh look like that he's a football player as well, not him, not
[speaker003:] ...
[Melissa:] are you doing, making it as he's kicking the ball, come on then, now, get in the goal, come on then in the goal, yes, yes, yes, yes, and then they went home and and there's this woman called Lassie, and this, this other man was talking to er this other man and he goes why'd you call that woman Lassie? Well if you take her upstairs find out, he says, alright then, so he took her up the room, and all you could hear was [imitates barking]
[Clare:] Melissa
[Melissa:] and she goes I've had enough questions for one day, I said it plenty of times she said... oh shut up you wee wally you think you [LAUGHTER] oh who, hiya I come from Australia, yeah, you know oh my god [LAUGHTER] I think a early goodbye now Winny, well that's the end of the news, we now must go over to gender bender the cartoon, gender bender, bom, bom, bom, gender bender
[Clare:] What is that?
[Melissa:] Oh well goodbye, see you tomorrow at six AM, well goodbye from me and goodbye from him, and ta ra too [belch]
[Clare:] [LAUGHTER]
[Melissa:] yeah I had of done.
[Clare:] Look like an old fashioned woman
[speaker003:] ...
[Clare:] and it's over like that
[Melissa:] [singing] Robin Hood []... [singing] ooh Robin Hood []...
[speaker003:] ...
[Melissa:] Anybody talk about me today?
[speaker003:] ......
[Clare:] Yeah
[speaker003:] ...
[Clare:] Anybody else?
[speaker003:] ...
[Melissa:] Oh Sharon said that, told the about er, that you were ill today
[Clare:] Oh yeah this morning she said...
[Melissa:] Oh god, you look like you've up in the, from the future with a, the pink make up one, but this woman's got a green one...
[Clare:] Only I slip that round your neck
[Melissa:] Yeah...
[Clare:] What colour is it this time?
[Melissa:] Copper, same as before
[Clare:] Who did it?
[Melissa:] Me... it won't come out red cos I've got brown hair it'll just come out sort of I'm put, I'm putting this red in it on Saturday and
[Clare:] Saturday, you should do it Friday night
[Melissa:] Friday night
[speaker003:] ...
[Melissa:] What is that?
[Clare:] That's my new top
[Melissa:] Oh you put that
[Clare:] yes, I was
[speaker003:] ...
[Melissa:] So on Friday he won't be coming home
[Clare:] Yeah, Saturday I'm seeing her
[Melissa:] Oh...
[Clare:] right
[Melissa:] and you see a
[Clare:] [LAUGHTER] I forget, I forget oh did I?
[Melissa:] Oh I forgot to put blanket on
[Clare:] What an electric blanket?
[Melissa:] Yeah yeah...
[Clare:] Doesn't your mum check, see if you've put it on
[Melissa:] my dad puts them to bed... Oh we're gonna have fuck all and
[Clare:] Oh, ain't you forgetting something... She's a creep ain't she?
[Melissa:] Ah?... Do you realise that, when Lisa has it right
[Clare:] Has what?
[Melissa:] That flute
[Clare:] What flute?...
[Melissa:] It's in a black case right?
[Clare:] Yeah
[Melissa:] When I have to hold it, when she's hold it, it was a big white sticker on the top, right
[Clare:] Yeah
[Melissa:] and she was looking down at it, right
[Clare:] Yeah
[Melissa:] cos it was a fake, she told you, when Marilyn was looking at it, she the sticker was at the bottom, and there was nothing at the top and she, and she was still looking down at it, in other words there was nothing in it before
[Clare:] Mm...
[Melissa:] Hey enjoy ain't he?
[Clare:] Revolting... ah I was watching today
[Melissa:] Yeah
[Clare:] it was good
[Melissa:] cor he's nice
[Clare:] Oh and, oh Simon Yeah I know, I've, no I've lost the
[Melissa:] What?
[Clare:] lost the
[Melissa:] what's that?
[Clare:] She's a bit chubby on the face like
[Melissa:] That's her jaws innit?
[Clare:] [LAUGHTER]
[speaker003:] ...
[Clare:] Oh they slept in the caravan together he didn't complain then...
[speaker003:] ...
[Clare:] Oh my god ever since you've had that place
[Melissa:] yeah...
[Clare:] look at those timetables, everybody exactly the same
[Melissa:] Yeah, I guess it
[Clare:] no I mean, this, the paper is the same and you
[Melissa:] Where'd you get yours from?
[Clare:] I don't think you can get one now
[Melissa:] How
[Clare:] Have you signed this thing in Mrs room?... You're supposed to of signed it and to, to let you know when your if you haven't signed it, I don't think you can do it
[speaker003:] ...
[Melissa:] Yeah, cos in the diner, they said er what have we missed, when she grew up all on her own
[Clare:] Yeah, but in the paper it says look, Marilyn finds out about a couple of phonies
[Melissa:] A couple of what?
[Clare:] Phonies
[Melissa:] What's that?
[Clare:] Forgeries
[Melissa:] Oh
[Clare:] Here are
[Melissa:] ta
[Marilyn:] These readers, are just books are very good aren't they?
[Clare:] Yeah...
[Marilyn:] What you like about them?...
[Clare:] Well as I say, there's a wide variety of contents.
[Marilyn:] Does it? I like the letters, do you?
[Clare:] I haven't seen them... they're advertising
[Marilyn:] Oh there's letters here... very good
[Clare:] The jokes are like, like that, those
[Marilyn:] Yeah... can you see that better there?
[Clare:] Let's have a look... What?
[Marilyn:] Have you read it?
[Clare:] No what
[Marilyn:] he took the sewing machine
[Clare:] I haven't read it yet... [LAUGHTER]... I'll turn this down... oh... remind... [reading] over in the cold, do business last winter with matching jean and shorts I told my with, they must get hold of a new windscreen before going home [] Oh look Just Good Friends.
[Marilyn:] Who?
[Clare:] Just Good Friends
[Marilyn:] Is that on now?
[Clare:] Yeah
[Marilyn:] Oh we'll look, we'll listen to that then, shall we? We'll look at it... [humming]...
[Clare:] Oh...
[Marilyn:] [humming] Have you got that paper?
[Clare:] writing
[Marilyn:] [humming]
[Clare:] Er, don't speak too loud now...
[Marilyn:] Pardon? no, I'm not that ignorant... could of been, it's so funny isn't it?... [LAUGHTER]
[Clare:] [LAUGHTER]
[Marilyn:] [LAUGHTER]
[Clare:] No I, I've gotta go now
[Marilyn:] No don't put it there [LAUGHTER]
[Clare:] [LAUGHTER]
[Marilyn:] Oh dear, dear
[Clare:] Perhaps now, I think I'll put the kettle on
[Marilyn:] Yeah, let's have a nice cup of tea
[Clare:] Can you hear me?
[Marilyn:] what?
[Clare:] Can you hear me?
[Marilyn:] Yeah, I can't hear the telly though
[Clare:] That's alright then, you want me to put it on here?... Shall I put it on then?... Mum [whistling], shall I put it on?
[Marilyn:] Yeah
[Clare:] If you want
[Marilyn:] oh god I thought you were gonna hit the glass as well then. Oh god you didn't did you?
[speaker003:] ...
[Clare:] Thanks, it's best if you point it at the telly
[Marilyn:] [LAUGHTER] Go on then, it don't bloody work...
[Clare:] Is that better?...
[Marilyn:] I think I'll sue you...
[Clare:] Turn it down a bit I'm expecting a phone call in a minute, but... I think I'll have one. Turn the telly down mum.
[Marilyn:] I can't hear it if it's any lower
[Clare:] Put the words on then...
[Marilyn:] Oh dear...
[Clare:] Can't wait till Saturday, have a rave... ma
[Marilyn:] Yeah that's all you want is a rave up innit?
[Clare:] Do you know what rave is?
[Marilyn:] Yeah
[Clare:] What?
[Marilyn:] A rave, yeah, I know what a rave is
[Clare:] Music
[Marilyn:] Yeah
[Clare:] that's all I want
[Marilyn:] You can have one here
[Clare:] Ah, ma
[Marilyn:] I still don't know where this party is darling
[Clare:] In this boy's house
[Marilyn:] Yeah and where is the boy's house?
[Clare:] In by Aysha's I think
[Marilyn:] Where in
[Clare:] Aysha, no
[Marilyn:] Where does she live?
[Clare:] I went up her house last night, it's... I dunno how, how I got through, the long way
[Marilyn:] Oh a long way is it?
[Clare:] We took the long way, on the way back to the bus stop I, the new bus stop to the house, is by... that... er, by the dentist, you know that bus stop there? My dentist, not the bus stop up the top but the one in, lower down, do you know which one? By the yeah, there
[Marilyn:] It would be nearer
[Clare:] what?
[Marilyn:] It would be near enough for you
[Clare:] Yeah, it'll be near enough, and I won't need this, cos me mother's taking me home
[Marilyn:] Was that me?
[Clare:] Sunday I'm staying the night at house
[Marilyn:] Oh, and another girl?
[Clare:] No, just me
[Marilyn:] Oh, yeah
[Clare:] Leanne's staying tonight cos she's been chucked out of her house
[Marilyn:] Oh that's the sort of people they are then are they, taken on waifs and strays are they?
[Clare:] No
[Marilyn:] She shouldn't be allowed to stay there if, how old is this girl that's been chucked out of the house?
[Clare:] Fifteen
[Marilyn:] And she's been chucked out of the house?
[Clare:] Well so she said
[Marilyn:] Yeah, and what's her name?
[Clare:] Leanne
[Marilyn:] Leanne who?
[Clare:] What? no... don't you believe me or what? okay then my heart...
[Marilyn:] You haven't got a bloody heart
[Clare:] I know, no...
[speaker003:] ...
[Clare:] Oh, who's that?...
[Marilyn:] [LAUGHTER]
[Clare:] [LAUGHTER]...
[Marilyn:] Oh, if that girl's been chucked out of her house, she's been there then all the week then?
[Clare:] No she's only staying tonight and they think, they just phoned me up then and they were on the square, I think she's going home... phorr what's that smell, it stinks... what?
[Marilyn:] Was daddy on the phone?... Daddy on the phone?
[Clare:] No... hi Bill... he's going out mum
[Marilyn:] Eh?
[speaker003:] That bloody him innit?
[Marilyn:] He said he was gonna ring you later Eh?...
[Clare:] Ta
[Marilyn:] Then why the hell didn't he knock on the door?
[Clare:] What's going on?
[Marilyn:] Eh?... see that, see that boy dropped the blocks off over there Concrete blocks
[Clare:] Didn't you say her house was, didn't you say hers was falling down?
[Marilyn:] No, thought the house was falling down
[speaker003:] ...
[Clare:] How many sugars do you take these days? Eh?... This bench is not straight, anything you put on it seems to wobble... What? Cos I'm clever than you
[speaker003:] ...
[Clare:] Ma, will you write me a letter tomorrow to go down town to look at some clothes
[Marilyn:] What for? What in your dinner hour? In your dinner hour, is it?... No not in your school time sorry... that could become a
[Clare:] Ah, god... Who's that, someone at the door... give me that [reading] Kim was commander, training, sergeant major informed us that we'll would be departing by airport that afternoon, I can't keep my eyes awake, when we asked for he grinned and he looked at me and said dismal days [] ha, ha, ha... Hello, what you laughing at?
[speaker003:] ...
[Clare:] What's happened? What? Probably, probably the best lager in the world... that's what I feel like now, is, is there any cornflakes in the cupboard?
[speaker003:] ...
[Clare:] Yeah... I've got a toothache... [LAUGHTER]... hello cease her... give way... [LAUGHTER]... wow, ma... what?
[Marilyn:] Don't talk... oh I'm lazy Oh, I'm watching this on telly now
[Clare:] Oh, no... I'll probably
[speaker003:] ...
[Clare:] I... today then... mm
[speaker003:] ...
[Clare:] Where'd you get that spray from?
[Marilyn:] Eh?