[Chris:] Hiya.
[Rosie:] It's been a funny week. And loosing somebody as well. Yeah
[Chris:] Tiger.
[Rosie:] Want your bear back?
[Chris:] He's always wanting.
[Rosie:] Cheerio then
[Chris:] See you.
[Rosie:] your bear back still gotta a little bit of chocolate left haven't you?
[Chris:] Have you?
[Rosie:] Don't get cold. Want it on?
[Kyle:] No.
[Rosie:] You're gonna carry it?
[speaker004:] Hi Chris.
[Chris:] Hi
[Rosie:] Been a bit better afternoon.
[Chris:] Mhm.
[Rosie:] There you've got your arms full. Haven't you aye? Friday tomorrow thank the lord.
[Chris:] [LAUGHTER]
[Rosie:] [LAUGHTER] There there now. Mighty frayed isn't he?
[Kyle:] Yeah.
[Rosie:] Cos I'm going shopping now. Oh dear.
[Chris:] Come on then.
[Phil:] Bye bye
[Chris:] Say your ta-tas.
[Rosie:] Say your ta-ta to Matthew.
[Kyle:] Ta-ta.
[Chris:] What? Where?
[Kyle:] That.
[Rosie:] [LAUGHTER] It's the microphone.
[Chris:] I'm doing a thing for the erm what is it the English language research laboratories.
[Rosie:] Ah what's that?
[Chris:] I've gotta carry this around with us and record me conversations with different people.
[Rosie:] You're not recording me I hope.
[Chris:] [LAUGHTER] I am []
[Rosie:] [LAUGHTER] You can't do it you haven't had asked my permission. [LAUGHTER] Hasn't he now. There that's dad. I'll box his lugs won't I? [LAUGHTER] Gonna give us a kiss then?
[Chris:] Give Rosie a kiss and say ta-ta. [shouting] Kyle. []
[Rosie:] Come here.
[Chris:] Say sorry. Hey. Say sorry.
[Rosie:] I'll get his coat.
[Chris:] You've hurt Matthew say sorry. Do want smacked? Did he hit you
[Rosie:] He never gets smacked does he?
[Chris:] Say sorry. What a defiant little
[Rosie:] You gonna give us a kiss there now? Kyle.
[Chris:] He doesn't deserve one. Say sorry.
[Rosie:] You give us a kiss. Give us a kiss.
[Chris:] Right you'll be put to bed without any supper tonight.
[Rosie:] You've had it now. Straight to bed I just put him to bed now.
[Chris:] Mhm.
[Rosie:] Go and get his pyjamas and I'll
[Chris:] Come on then come and get your pyjamas on.
[Rosie:] No bath straight to bed.
[Chris:] You're going straight to bed.
[Phil:] Bye bye Kyle.
[Chris:] Ta-ta then.
[Rosie:] Get your coat I'll give it your dad.
[Kyle:] Bye Matthew.
[Rosie:] Say bye bye.
[Kyle:] Bye.
[Chris:] [LAUGHTER] Ta-ta.
[Rosie:] Ah Matthew's not your friend now. Is he now?
[Chris:] I don't thing anybody will be if he keeps going on like that.
[Rosie:] [LAUGHTER]
[Chris:] Aye.
[Kyle:] I did
[Chris:] You did.
[Rosie:] Good lad.
[Chris:] Clever lad.
[Rosie:] So I'll see you next week.
[Chris:] Mhm.
[Rosie:] Keep out of trouble.
[Chris:] [LAUGHTER] Some chance. Thanks a lot then Rose ta-ta.
[speaker004:] Give me a piece of that chocolate Kyle....
[Kyle:] I'm that chocolate.
[Chris:] Well give me some please.
[Kyle:] I've eaten it.
[Chris:] All of it?
[Kyle:] No.
[Chris:] Well give me some then.
[Kyle:] I'm going to.
[Chris:] You'd better. You'd better....
[Kyle:] ... I've set it look.
[Chris:] Mm?
[Kyle:] I've set it look.
[Chris:] Get off.
[Kyle:] What's it?
[Chris:] Don't touch it.
[Kyle:] What is it?
[Chris:] I'll show you it after. I'll show you after.
[Kyle:] You won't.
[Chris:] I will.
[Kyle:] You won't.
[Chris:] Don't....
[Kyle:] I'll smack you.
[Chris:] I'll smack you.
[Kyle:] [crying]
[Chris:] Go and ask mummy if she wants any tea. Go and ask her.
[Kyle:] ...
[Chris:] Do you want some tea?
[Kyle:] No.
[Chris:] Why? At Rosie's. What did you have?
[Kyle:] ice-cream.
[Chris:] Soup and ice-cream.
[Kyle:] Yes.
[Chris:] Not together. Did you have soup first?
[Kyle:] Yes.
[Chris:] Then what?
[Kyle:] Then I had ice-cream.... Dad? What's here?
[Chris:] Have a look.
[Kyle:] Is it?
[Chris:] No you can't have it. No. It has to stay there.
[Kyle:] ...
[Chris:] [clears throat] Don't.
[Kyle:] I want it. I want it. I want it.
[Chris:] You can't have it.
[Kyle:] These are Matthew's.
[Chris:] No. Has Matthew got one?
[Kyle:] Yes.
[Chris:] Has he?
[Kyle:] I want it.
[Chris:] No you can have it when you get a bit older you'll get one.... Don't do that Kyle....
[Kyle:] I want it.
[Chris:] You can't have it.
[Kyle:] I just want it.... I want this. Where's it gone?
[speaker004:] At the door and listen.
[Kyle:] [crying]...
[Chris:] It's not there.
[Kyle:] [crying] I want it Chris.... [crying]
[Chris:] What's the matter now?... Come on.
[Kyle:] What's this?
[Louise:] What's that up there?... what is it?, this is a card from Aunty Katrina Kyle
[Kyle:] Look
[Louise:] aha...
[Kyle:] is it yours?
[Louise:] she sent it to me and you and daddy
[Kyle:] me and you
[Chris:] What's todays date?
[Louise:] seventh, can tell daddy what she's got in her garden
[Kyle:] what?
[Louise:] what you got in her garden, in a cage?, Murphy the what?... what you got?... what you got?
[Kyle:] you've got
[Louise:] Katrina what you've got in your garden
[Kyle:] you got Murphy the monkey got
[Louise:] got Murphy the monkey
[Group Of Unknown Speakers:] ...
[Chris:] liar you're older than me
[speaker004:] I thirty three
[Louise:] that's right and I feel awful
[Chris:] thirty three going on thirty four?
[Louise:] aye, feeling fifty four [LAUGHTER]
[speaker004:] [LAUGHTER]...
[Louise:] need a wee, wee?
[speaker004:] aye, he's been as dry as a bone
[Kyle:] no
[Louise:] what did you have to eat at?
[Kyle:] I don't know
[Louise:] you don't know
[Kyle:] I don't know
[speaker004:] er beans... spaghetti
[Kyle:] yuck
[Louise:] er no, sausage
[Kyle:] beans and sausage beans
[Louise:] beans and sausage, did you have some toast with it?
[Kyle:] no I didn't have some toast
[Louise:] did you have anything did you have a pudding?
[Kyle:] no I had a drink of juice
[Louise:] you had a drink of juice, he's not well you know
[speaker004:] no he's not
[Louise:] he'll be a little bit dehydrated if he's got the runs
[Chris:] how old are you, twenty eight?
[speaker004:] twenty seven
[Louise:] [LAUGHTER] can I have a kiss, I've never had one kiss today since I've come home
[speaker004:] what's that mean?
[Louise:] can I have as kiss as well no
[Kyle:] I've got nail
[Louise:] we know you've got nail varnish on you can't put it on any more cos only little poofters wear nail varnish, do they?
[Kyle:] yeah...
[Chris:] which one's mine Louise?
[Louise:] that's the one nearest to you...
[Kyle:] I was
[Louise:] well you shouldn't you should use your own, that's Beth's, you wouldn't like it if Beth pinched yours would you?... eh? ooh [kiss], you scratched mummy last night, look there
[Kyle:] there
[Louise:] you did half five this morning, well he wasn't very well
[Group Of Unknown Speakers:] ...
[Louise:] not with the cup
[Chris:] be careful now
[Kyle:] what have you got daddy?...
[Chris:] coffee
[Kyle:] oh yeah... I want football in the garden.
[Chris:] do ya?
[Kyle:] yeah...
[Louise:] what time do you start today
[Chris:] half past eight, right, by the time I and pick up... do you like working...
[Louise:] no I hate it
[Chris:] nobody seems to like it
[Group Of Unknown Speakers:] [LAUGHTER]
[Chris:] oh that's bloody bone idle that, that's not lazy
[Louise:] To be honest I'd rather be there for going out in the morning and aye
[Chris:] who sent him home from school?
[Louise:] well, she friend in the morning, so she goes to our friends so she's there for about twenty minutes before they
[Chris:] mm, mm
[Louise:] and then she goes to me mother sometimes
[Kyle:] where's Lucy?
[Louise:] Lucy's at her grandma's
[Chris:] mm, yes she is yes she is...
[Louise:] so I take her grandma's mm, mm
[Chris:] grandma's sometimes don't ya?
[Kyle:] yeah
[Chris:] unclear his dinner Kyle likes puddings don't ya? shall we go and watch mummy play badminton?
[Kyle:] yeah yeah and that's your badminton
[Louise:] that one's for me is it?
[Kyle:] yeah
[Louise:] marvellous
[Chris:] well I suppose I'll [clears throat] make some tea
[Kyle:] what got in there?
[Chris:] what do you think I should have for tea Kyle?... eh?
[speaker004:] that language thing.
[Rob:] No....
[Chris:] now.
[Rob:] How many tapes have you got to do then?
[Chris:] Well as many as you can, she left us twenty. And I'm only onto the fourth 'un.
[Rob:] [LAUGHTER]
[Chris:] It's ganning back in the morning. [LAUGHTER]...
[Rob:] What do you get for that then?
[Chris:] Twenty five pound....
[Rob:] .
[Group Of Unknown Speakers:] [LAUGHTER]
[Rob:] .
[Chris:] aye.
[Mick:] .
[Rob:] [LAUGHTER]
[Mick:] ....
[Chris:] I've been onto them there this morning. I've been waiting for it coming through you know. Well I got a letter on the nineteenth of March, it'll be here within three weeks. I think it said twenty one days. Twenty one days is up and that burk keeping the money off till I get paid. You see he's been paying us certificates been you know.
[Mick:] Yeah.
[Chris:] er er... so what he's done, he's kept that money back to cover his self in case the tax say like they want twenty five percent.
[Rob:] Aye.
[Chris:] So I've been onto the bastards today and I said like twenty one days is up and I've I've got like twelve hundred pound you know. Oh he says, er computer where it all get processed you know, your card and that gets made.
[Rob:] Mhm.
[Chris:] It's been shut down for a fortnight, it's all getting modernized and all that, upgraded.
[Rob:] Aye.
[Chris:] I says, well it's fucking nice to know like. Why you send us the fucking letter saying it'll be there. I've kept this note you know. You see he's got like a letter off the tax, they're wanting the twenty five percent. He saying, well if you just hang on a you know, a week or so have your certificate.
[Rob:] Aye....
[Chris:] Aye they're fucking cunts. They they're sharp enough to get their money off you though. Got some. Could you.
[Scon:] .
[Chris:] Aye.
[Scon:] ....
[Rob:] Where's Bill?
[Chris:] He's not here yet. [LAUGHTER]
[Scon:] .
[Rob:] Is he not up at the like.
[Scon:] .
[Rob:] Uh?.
[Scon:] They're supposed to be coming this week but there's nae sign of them yet.
[Rob:] You need them do you?
[Scon:] Aye.
[Mick:] .
[Chris:] [LAUGHTER]. riding down then.
[Rob:] Huh?
[Chris:] who are you riding down?
[Rob:] but big tits. Aye.
[Scon:] Yorkers?
[Rob:] Oh you wanna see them.
[Chris:] Eh erm, when you slap her tits at quarter to three are they still swinging at quarter to six?
[Mick:] .
[Chris:] Erm do you know what I'm supposed to be doing? fucking researching and that lot. all last week, comes the fucking nice weather and he puts you in the loft.
[Mick:] .
[Chris:] .
[Rob:] He's not gonna change now, he's always done it with the lofts first man.
[Chris:] Erm ganning in the er loft. I've gotta gan pick some stuff and Oh aye.
[Mick:] .
[Chris:] Aye he's gone to the.
[Rob:] He's going today?
[Chris:] I heard the was he was there yesterday.
[Scon:] .
[Chris:] Three foot down?
[Scon:] Aye.
[Chris:] Must be doing to the bottom of the foundation.
[Rob:] I'll tell you what it is, I'm not doing it now. Nae way are we doing it now when we we've got the scaffolding up to gan up.
[Chris:] Aye.
[Rob:] Fancy fuck. We've gotta dig right down to the bottom of the to like put the the damp proof membrane. Aye.
[Scon:] Aye.
[Chris:] And then what?
[Mick:] Put the put that like er bitumen on?
[Chris:] Oh the black stuff. Where've I gotta put that?.
[Mick:] .
[Chris:] ....
[Rob:] By rights they should put a bloody one of them drain things around shouldn't they? Aye.
[Mick:] Aye.
[Scon:] Stops the holes in lets the water rain in.
[Rob:] That's what they should do like.
[Chris:] Oh you'll enjoy yourselves. might get it finished by Christmas.
[Rob:] That'll be done by hand then won't it. them little diggers have you seen them?
[Mick:] .
[Rob:] Aye.
[Mick:] .
[Rob:] try to get that lad who was up at with a machine.
[Mick:] Who Malcolm? get a job at er Oxford. What it was it was an old bus station. I put a multistorey car park on it. A fucking big Asda store you know.. all weekend Aye terrible one for the drink you know. She like woke up Monday morning, she there was four empty vodka bottles. She was in the cab with the machine. Two telephone boxes you know, next door to each other. The job had just kicked off so the blokes used to just the phone inside you know if they wanted. he went straight through the fucking two of the two er telephone boxes.... But all the job... fucking shooted off you know. [recording ends]