[John:] Hello doctor.
[speaker002:] Hello. Well Mr, what can I do for you today?
[John:] Er, it's a wee problem I've had for a... say about a year now.
[speaker002:] Mhm.
[John:] It's er my face. And my skin. I seem to get an awful lot of, it's like
[speaker002:] Aha.
[John:] dry flaky skin.
[speaker002:] Yeah.
[John:] And I get it on my forehead, down here
[speaker002:] I can see
[John:] and under my chin.
[speaker002:] Mhm.
[John:] And I've tried as many different creams.
[speaker002:] What've they been?
[John:] Oh, I've, I've got them at the chemist, that E forty five,
[speaker002:] Mm. Oh aye.
[John:] all different stuff, it's no good.
[speaker002:] No.
[John:] And it's starting to get, you know, annoy me.
[speaker002:] Right, let's get it cleared for you.
[John:] Good. I think I left it too long.
[speaker002:] No no.
[John:] I should have seen you afore now.
[speaker002:] No. Mm.
[John:] What kind of things causes that, you know?
[speaker002:] You'll need to watch your soap,
[John:] Aha.
[speaker002:] shampoo,
[John:] Right.
[speaker002:] ... er conditioner
[John:] Right.
[speaker002:] any of these things that you use on your hair,
[John:] Aha.
[speaker002:] that can run down your face.
[John:] your face. Aha.
[speaker002:] Cos these are the things that cause.
[John:] Yeah I thought it was soap.
[speaker002:] Mhm.
[John:] And I started see now they've brought out that Dove, the moisturizer, rubbish.
[speaker002:] [LAUGHTER]
[John:] Crap. Right.
[speaker002:] [LAUGHTER]
[John:] Good. I've been buying bars and bars of that see.
[speaker002:] [LAUGHTER] No, it's er []
[John:] Rubbish. I said maybe that'll sort it.
[speaker002:] Aye. Anything like that at all, anything... Er soap powder even, affects some folk.
[John:] Oh right. Aha.
[speaker002:] Er... liquid soaps are the same. Er shampoos.
[John:] Shower gels and things like that? I, I use
[speaker002:] All these things, are all, all exactly the same.
[John:] See. So what, what would you recommend that?
[speaker002:] We ba Johnson's Baby Shampoo.
[John:] Aha.
[speaker002:] End of story.
[John:] That's it?
[speaker002:] That's for the whole lot.
[John:] For that that does the, the business?
[speaker002:] The lot, yeah.
[John:] That's fine then.
[speaker002:] Yeah. Because it's got the, it's the one with the fewest er detergents,
[John:] Aye.
[speaker002:] and all of this, this gunge they put in.
[John:] That's right aye.
[speaker002:] It's the safest one of the lot. That, or the next best is er Simple Soap shampoo.
[John:] Aye, that's right, aye.
[speaker002:] These two are the best.
[John:] That's the best to use?
[speaker002:] They're the safest to use.
[John:] That's good that's fine.
[speaker002:] And if you do that,
[John:] It should clear up.
[speaker002:] and you use this stuff for about a month... use this stuff is quite soft.
[John:] Aha.
[speaker002:] You don't need a lot of it,. It's almost... almost as soft as this. This is highly perfumed stuff.
[John:] Aha.
[speaker002:] Er that that isn't. This is highly perfumed, but you really... See that?
[John:] some like that, and just rub it in.
[speaker002:] Aye. Just like that. See a wee drop like that'll cover that,
[John:] That's right.
[speaker002:] right up to there. You know, just a spot of that covers
[John:] Aye you're, aye you're not going to use a lot.
[speaker002:] Aye, you won't, you won't need a lot.... Just a wee drop like that.
[John:] Mm.
[speaker002:] Er that stuff stinks too
[John:] [LAUGHTER]
[speaker002:] But er but there's the, the cream you get from the chemist John, er won't won't be like that. And
[John:] . I, I've tubes of that E forty five,
[speaker002:] Aye.
[John:] and I plastered it,
[speaker002:] Aye. No.
[John:] and it's nothing.
[speaker002:] No. You, if you get that stuff that'll... keep doing the trick for you.
[John:] soaps.
[speaker002:] Aye, just watch the kind of soap you use,
[John:] Aha.
[speaker002:] and watch your shampoos.
[John:] That's smashing.
[speaker002:] As I say, the, the best... is Johnson's Baby
[John:] Aye.
[speaker002:] or Simple Soap shampoo.
[John:] There're no additives?
[speaker002:] There're no additives in them at all.
[John:] That's right. Right.
[speaker002:] A anything that... smells like
[John:] Aye pongs. Aye.
[speaker002:] Forget it.
[John:] Forget it. Aye.
[speaker002:] Okay. Anything that's got even the slightest
[John:] Aye.
[speaker002:] thing like that, forget it.
[John:] That's fine then.
[speaker002:] So, you're still at?
[John:] That's still the same, aye.
[speaker002:] [whispering] Still on [].
[John:] Well that's smashing, Doctor.
[speaker002:] There you are, and that'll keep that right John.
[John:] That's lovely. Right, thanks Doctor.
[speaker002:] Okay look after yourself now.
[John:] Same with you.
[speaker002:] Right.
[John:] See you later.
[speaker002:] Cheerio now.
[John:] Bye bye.