[Paul:] What, when you was in the bath.
[Sarah:] No.
[Paul:] So what did you do at this farm today then?
[Sarah:] Rode the cows.
[Paul:] Yes.
[Sarah:] Erm, tried to see the sheep.
[Paul:] What time did the coach leave?
[Sarah:] Erm... it was erm, well, it didn't leave early, it leave
[Paul:] What straight to school.
[Sarah:] Yeah... left about ten o'clock.
[Paul:] Yeah... did you have your lunch there?
[Sarah:] Yeah...
[Paul:] How many, did your whole class go?
[Sarah:] .
[Paul:] What was it a barn?
[Sarah:] Yeah, and the woods.
[Paul:] And the woods.
[Sarah:] Went to the woods in the.
[Paul:] Yeah.
[Sarah:] From the.
[Paul:] Was it a big coach?
[Sarah:] Quite a big.
[Paul:] Who'd you sit next to?
[Sarah:] ... that's ain't it?
[Paul:] Pardon!
[Sarah:] .
[Paul:] , got another one upstairs I think.
[Sarah:] Yeah.
[Paul:] Have you got one?
[Sarah:] ...
[Paul:] So did you have your lunch at the barn or did you
[Sarah:] Oh we won't.
[Paul:] You went back to the coach
[Sarah:] Er, no, you, we, we had this sort of classroom to stay
[Paul:] What in the barn?
[Sarah:] yes.
[Paul:] Oh yes.
[Sarah:] So we ate in there
[Paul:] .
[Sarah:] we I don't, I don't know it's in Weybridge I think.
[Paul:] Weybridge?
[Sarah:] Yes... and erm... erm... a big bridge and we played this game called worm, there's this bits of paper and they pretend their worms
[Paul:] Paper?
[Sarah:] yes, it's, a newspaper
[Paul:] Yeah.
[Sarah:] cos we were, we were erm, with these [speaking very slowly] two boys and about and erm... erm I think it was, two foxes... worms were behind them
[Paul:] .
[Sarah:] There was this erm, the people were birds...
[Caroline:] [LAUGHTER].
[Sarah:] there were little birds and the big bird, I was the big bird and my friend Jasmine was the little bird
[Paul:] Yeah.
[Sarah:] we had to run to get a worm, but we erm... we erm... you had to get past the foxes without them touching you, if you touch them you won't be able to get a worm
[Paul:] Oh right, what, then your out of play?
[Sarah:] well no, you go back and you have to start again, then you go, unless if you get say five that's how many worms you have to give baby birds a day
[Paul:] Oh.
[Sarah:] so if there's some
[Paul:] Lisa why's the video back?
[Sarah:] there's
[Paul:] hold it
[Sarah:] a.
[Paul:] where's the remote for the video?... you got it?
[Lisa:] It's in the other room.
[Sarah:] If there was a 'p'
[Paul:] Oh ok.
[Sarah:] on the, on the worms
[Paul:] I.
[Sarah:] if there was a "p" on the worms, it poison, you, you, you little
[Paul:] You was still dangerous?
[Sarah:] your little bird is dead.
[Paul:] Oh that's charming.
[Sarah:] Huh, huh.
[Paul:] Where's the erm... Lisa pass me the remote for the T V please... so it was a good day out.
[Sarah:] Yeah.
[Paul:] Have you got some trip coming up Lisa?
[Lisa:] No.
[Paul:] What?
[Lisa:] No...
[Paul:] it erm, John and Linda are coming on Sunday.
[Caroline:] Oh, I didn't know that.
[Paul:] , watch out, cos they've got a baby boy.
[Lisa:] Why?
[Paul:] Called Craig.
[Lisa:] Yeah.
[Sarah:] How old is he?
[Paul:] He's about, about a year old.
[Caroline:] One year?
[Paul:] He's ah, I think he's gonna be every where.
[Caroline:] That's ok.
[Sarah:] I got.
[Lisa:] All of the boys in my class, every single boy tease me.
[Paul:] Every boy teases you?
[Lisa:] Yeah.
[Paul:] Aha, too bad.
[Sarah:] Huh, don't you mean she bullies the boys at school?
[Lisa:] I don't.
[Paul:] I bet you do... ah... what do you want for tea?
[Sarah:] Erm.
[Lisa:] Erm.
[Paul:] Well actually you just had a packed lunch today didn't you?
[Sarah:] Yeah.
[Paul:] So you better have something er, something for tea.
[Caroline:] erm...
[Paul:] .
[Sarah:] Bacon and egg.
[Paul:] Erm,
[Sarah:] Yeah... what's that?
[Paul:] Sounds like an aeroplane.
[Lisa:] .
[Sarah:] No, I mean what type?
[Paul:] Oh I don't know there's a... it's the helicopter.
[Sarah:] Is it?
[Paul:] Yeah
[Sarah:] Oh.
[Paul:] so er
[Lisa:] .
[Paul:] Excuse me. Sorry what do you say Lisa?
[Lisa:] Could I have a biscuit?
[Paul:] Erm, I don't think we've got any at the moment cos mum's just gone to the shops... What do you want for tea Lisa?
[Lisa:] Erm...
[Paul:] Did you get your photograph taken then in the end?.
[Lisa:] Yeah.
[Paul:] Well where, where, how did the bull drip on your head?
[Lisa:] Well, he was in this pen and I was sort of behind him
[Paul:] Yeah.
[Lisa:] well, in front of him.
[Paul:] head.
[Lisa:] I don't know, cos I, I was behind my friend
[Paul:] Yeah.
[Lisa:] I was bit, in front of the bull and the bull got close enough to dribble on me.
[Paul:] Did it smell?
[Lisa:] Yeah.
[Paul:] Disgusting?
[Lisa:] Disgusting.
[Paul:] A real slobbery one?...
[Lisa:] When, when we went there was this er, more gates and his little... his house, right, went through the little door, or big door [LAUGHTER], and he went through to the gate and he, and he sort of goes
[Paul:] Did he have a ring through his nose?
[Lisa:] Yeah.
[Paul:] Laugh.
[Lisa:] Yeah.
[Paul:] What do you do at school today Caroline?
[Caroline:] you've got my special cup. at the beginning erm, at play time we went in Mrs Parry's room and watched and watched a video about places to live
[Paul:] What
[Caroline:] Erm, huh
[Paul:] What look's favourite place to live?
[Caroline:] Well, I think it was actually different places, but, about people living in the Grand Canyon will
[Lisa:] All I want
[Paul:] No.
[Lisa:] for Christmas.
[Paul:] You should of taken photographs.
[Caroline:] Mm, I, I didn't know because all of a sudden we got into... school and Mr Walker said erm, when you've been in assembly go to Mrs Parry's room [LAUGHTER] and erm we watching a video [].
[speaker005:] Come on out the kitchen. Want to go out, yeah?...
[Caroline:] Er, making lanterns...
[Paul:] Christmas lanterns?
[Caroline:] Yeah, oh we erm, bits of paper with patterns on them, like stain glass windows and the colouring, we colour them in and we stick them together and make a lantern...
[Paul:] Are they not for the er class room windows?
[Caroline:] No, we've got them sort of standing up on, on the top of our book shelf... I suppose I could make a few lanterns for in here for Christmas.
[Paul:] You don't want to stick them on the wall cos of bringing all the er paint off.
[Caroline:] Er like them
[Lisa:] .
[Caroline:] and that's only blue tack.
[Paul:] I think Lisa
[Caroline:] Dad
[Paul:] did that.
[Lisa:] No I didn't.
[Caroline:] Dad, the, well erm, were doing about things about light and we've got this black piece of paper, cutting out a shape sort of candle and cutting, erm colouring paper underneath so that we can put them on the windows at.
[Paul:] What, let the light shine through?
[Caroline:] Mm... so that can blow up...
[Lisa:] Just think all these and newspapers stuck between.
[Paul:] Why it was.
[Lisa:] Yeah.
[Caroline:] Yeah. Yeah he was a lot.
[Paul:] You're intending to erm take them on board . Fine, well so er... you have to allow on the. I know, what a martyr it's just...
[Pam:] You going to Sue?
[Paul:] Yeah.
[Pam:] Yeah.
[Paul:] .
[Pam:] What did he say, last
[Paul:] I was walking
[Pam:] bumper.
[Paul:] .
[Pam:] [LAUGHTER].
[Paul:] Well, it's not my first day any way.
[Pam:] [LAUGHTER].
[Caroline:] .
[Paul:] Yeah, ok, well thank you for that
[Caroline:] yeah
[Pam:] Yeah, have a good laugh Chris
[Paul:] full explanation everything.
[Caroline:] No.
[Pam:] He's not, why what have you got planned?.
[Paul:] if you can remember what the rule. [LAUGHTER] yeah. There must be some.
[Sue:] Don't you need.
[Paul:] I, I'm trying a little French at the moment cos
[Sue:] What?
[Paul:] wish me good luck, cos I need it
[Caroline:] .
[Paul:] need all the help I can get.
[Sue:] Yeah.
[Paul:] why, that's what the problem you've spoken for a long time you just know it, but you don't know why you use that way, you just do that way. There must be some rules that you can follow er.
[Pam:] Maybe erm, [LAUGHTER].
[Paul:] Yes, you are saying it's worth the strong view.
[speaker005:] .
[Pam:] Oh yeah.
[Paul:] something
[Pam:] German
[Paul:] yeah Mm. why you said that in English, why you... erm... it's so unbelievable, simple.
[Caroline:] Oh it's just the same as that on the book
[Pam:] It's really difficult
[Caroline:] Having exceptions to the rule
[Pam:] do you think they're.
[Paul:] Yeah, there's so many exceptions years ago, you said you know there's so many exceptions. You might as well, you can't ler, you might as well learn it parrot fashion, you can't learn the general rules, there's so many section to the rules you
[Pam:] Why?
[Paul:] might as well individual just a little bit.
[Caroline:] Oh.
[Sue:] Tell you what me, I.
[Paul:] Yeah.
[Sue:] I'm not.
[Paul:] No. .
[Sue:] Well they get, you get sort of ones from the B B C
[Caroline:] are doing some aren't they, but I don't if they're actually video's, there was something inside, they say, it's the other week ago, German, French and Spanish I think learning centre in
[Sue:] Yeah.
[Caroline:] push out, but I've had the cos that's.
[Pam:] Is it German Chris?
[Caroline:] Well, why?
[Pam:] No, it's just that Jill was asking the other day and I said I can't remember.
[Caroline:] Yeah, well not very, the only that sort of thing I.
[Paul:] Yeah.
[Caroline:] .
[Paul:] Yeah, thanks very much see you at.
[Pam:] I can't believe it [LAUGHTER].
[Sue:] Nor can I.
[Paul:] There looks... there sor sor sort of a big erm... type of, it's almost like, well it is a that they do it's er
[speaker005:] .
[Paul:] all the way round here, it just looks as though the on top of the bath robe cot into the oh into the look along there
[Sue:] What were the discipline, it's appalling.
[Paul:] Well he won't.
[Sue:] And.
[Paul:] umm-ing and ah-ing
[Sue:] You wouldn't about nineteen and you get these big
[Paul:] Come off it must of been horrible.
[Sue:] , then when do you.
[Paul:] I would of done just
[Group Of Unknown Speakers:] [LAUGHTER]...
[Paul:] . Have we had an engineer
[Ursula:] Do what mate?.
[Paul:] You doing flying one, zero?
[Ursula:] Think so...
[Sue:] unlocked.
[Ursula:] .
[Paul:] to our are on sixty five, on
[Ursula:] Why what do you want
[Paul:] I want four, Charlie on sixty three.
[Ursula:] .
[Sue:] yes, this is what I think jacket [LAUGHTER].
[Ursula:] horrible.
[Sue:] parking code.
[Paul:] I think they're gonna change with the erm
[Lisa:] You with er early
[Paul:] Yeah. So we've been starting on the, but this is a bit of a shame though because, what I like, when we, when we, when we have our three days off, it's nice to know on your, on your last day off that still have a late night because your not back to work until the afternoon you know.
[Lisa:] Yeah.
[Paul:] Where's you might find on your last on the earliest at five
[Lisa:] Yeah,
[Paul:] Oh yeah I suppose it will be much too early... Left home at er today come in, I thought I so I'd only gone about half a mile down the road filled up my car, paid the money the car wouldn't start [LAUGHTER] I kept turning nothing was happening and then all of a sudden after a couple of minutes it erm... like the way I've button up my coat? [LAUGHTER]
[Lisa:] [LAUGHTER].
[Paul:] Alright [LAUGHTER] I thought I was, I was walking
[Lisa:] .
[Paul:] I was walking along talking to you and I was thinking this feels really strange you know [LAUGHTER].
[Lisa:] [LAUGHTER]...
[Paul:] You know if I'd gone on the I said hello look here's a mad man
[Lisa:] [LAUGHTER].
[Paul:] [LAUGHTER].
[Lisa:] You must of been.
[Paul:] Oh it started in the end, I think it was the er starter motor, but I went home again and took Mandy's car instead, because I thought I don't want it to play up tonight, you know, in the car park so I'll have to check it out tomorrow afternoon. It was so embarrassing, sitting there, you know you couldn't, it must be ok, I've just driven here.
[Lisa:] Can I watch the end of Rupert?
[Paul:] No you can't watch the end of Rupert.
[Sarah:] I watch.
[Lisa:] Say.
[Sarah:] ...
[Paul:] What did you have for lunch then? Hello.
[Sarah:] We had, we had fish fingers, beans and chips
[Lisa:] Fish fingers, beans and chips
[Caroline:] Fish fingers, beans and chips.
[Paul:] Alright, alright don't be stupid. I went down to Hobridge yesterday afternoon. when I went down there, there must of been a winding me up but the only problem was that er, it was all into er one thirty... but er... but I mean after you went out I took Thomas out on the road Yeah. So I said is that right in the old stories So. So I said to them pop down there on the way home, check it out Yeah. so time. . Well I'll book it up erm, find out at least a week before hand.... Yeah... I mean we, we said to them ring up on the day Yeah. the thing is by Friday morning there's a lot of people but er.
[Lisa:] People from Air Canada were talking about. Louise erm, two years ago we meet at the seven four seven for Bangkok air New York, we were in.
[Paul:] Yeah.
[Lisa:] To have and
[Paul:] Oh, it should be announced yeah, I think that Kevin should take the job, he might have five hundred passengers aboard the airline, he might have
[Lisa:] He have four hundred five
[Paul:] Four hundred and five and six of them.
[Lisa:] ...
[Paul:] like us, he.
[Lisa:] Yeah.
[Paul:] .
[Ursula:] I said to Pam, go on tell her, do you think Christine will mind if we go
[speaker005:] [LAUGHTER].
[Ursula:] answer the question I ask,.
[Paul:] .
[Ursula:] , I'm not, Julie had to go down.
[Paul:] Why?
[Ursula:] Why.
[Paul:] There must be a. Was there a big trail of dust down the corridor or something as a.
[Lisa:] Can I borrow that ash tray a minute? [LAUGHTER].
[Paul:] Where've you been Ray, I've been looking everywhere for you?
[Sue:] [LAUGHTER] I've been here all the time.
[Paul:] Just the Gas Board rang for you.
[Sue:] Oh did they?
[Paul:] Yeah.
[Sue:] Ok, yes, I'm having trouble with my boiler, not the wife
[Paul:] Oh, alright.
[Sue:] the other boiler, ok
[Paul:] Erm, but
[Sue:] I'll ring back.
[Paul:] they said they don't think they'll be able to do too much at the moment
[Sue:] Ok.
[Paul:] if you want to try and get hold of them again
[Sue:] Alright.
[Paul:] just that I tried the phone room, I'll take you down there and, I could see you from up here and I said he's around.
[Sue:] Just gone to the loo Paul.
[Paul:] Oh, oh.
[Sue:] [LAUGHTER].
[Paul:] Sorry about that. Erm it was
[Sue:] Yeah
[Paul:] about an hour ago
[Lisa:] How are you?
[Paul:] Oh ok, oh he's probably half way between home
[Lisa:] Ok, mm
[Paul:] and you then in that case, an hour ago.
[Sue:] Yeah, I'll call them back, don't worry.
[Paul:] You sure?
[Sue:] Yeah I'll telephone.
[Paul:] .
[Lisa:] How are you Paul?
[Paul:] I'm fine thanks Christina, I'm even better now.
[Lisa:] .
[Paul:] No.. See you later on
[Sue:] Yeah.
[Paul:] Take care. Oh shit, I was supposed to phone up Thomas.
[Lisa:] Yeah, I spoke to Thomas
[Paul:] Yeah.
[Lisa:] and if there's something.
[Paul:] Yeah.
[Lisa:] I, I said I can't.
[Paul:] I went to Hoebury yesterday afternoon and they're fully booked till one thirty in the afternoon.
[Lisa:] .
[Paul:] Oh, is he on tomorrow?
[Lisa:] I can tell him tomorrow.
[Paul:] Ok.
[Lisa:] Well, that you were in this afternoon.
[Paul:] Yeah, but tell him I went to Hoebury in the afternoon.
[Lisa:] Yeah.
[Paul:] Good... fully booked till one thirty in the afternoon, so there's, there's no point, we'll only be there for two hours..
[Lisa:] Pardon?
[Paul:] ... .
[Lisa:] That's it.
[Paul:] you got one of those er you know
[Lisa:] Yes.
[Paul:] .
[speaker005:] .
[Lisa:] And I
[Paul:] ....
[Lisa:] .
[Paul:] I tried to ring the office
[Lisa:] .
[Paul:] No, I mean he rang, I was supposed to ring him at home though.
[Ursula:] So it was a good day was it?
[Paul:] [LAUGHTER] he was doing well till buggered off.
[Ursula:] Yeah.
[Paul:] . [LAUGHTER].
[Ursula:] Having tea.
[Paul:] Sorry.
[speaker005:] .
[Paul:] , yeah I have a.
[speaker010:] You weren't being very nice to us.
[Ursula:] I say you've been thank you very much.
[speaker010:] But I should of done
[Ursula:] Yeah
[speaker010:] someone is going to help me up
[Paul:] I.
[speaker010:] . No. What was your problem?
[Ursula:] You just wait.
[Paul:] Leave it.
[speaker010:] .
[Paul:] Got her revenged planned
[speaker010:] don't be like that, honestly.
[Paul:] Don't take it personally now do we?
[speaker010:] how can you take it personally when it's not your
[Paul:] I was a bit disappointed in I, well I think it's
[Ursula:] You do?
[Paul:] Two hundred and fifty.
[Ursula:] .
[Paul:] See look,.
[Caroline:] Oh Daddy... I went into the upstairs bathroom... and turned on the light, it went on and it went ping... and then turned off again.
[Paul:] Christmas tree, I don't know where we're gonna put it.
[Caroline:] Oh we could move that vase... and then put it there.
[Sarah:] No we could move the table over.
[Caroline:] But we haven't got a tree.
[Lisa:] Yeah shall I ask fa sa Father Christmas gonna get one.
[Paul:] Well probably.
[Caroline:] He's got magic, he can go... and get one.
[Paul:] I don't know where we're gonna put the Christmas tree.
[Caroline:] We could put
[Sarah:] Yeah.
[Caroline:] it behind the door.
[Lisa:] one
[Paul:] Could behind the door.
[Sarah:] And nobody would be able to get in.
[Caroline:] We could erm... put it... there.
[Sarah:] No we want to put it up
[Caroline:] We could have a small one.
[Lisa:] Could put it over there.
[Paul:] Yeah b if you put it here it's only a small one there isn't it?
[Caroline:] Yeah... oh yeah
[Sarah:] Can we make the erm... fairy on.
[Lisa:] Can we move the dresser... dresser up and put it in there?
[Paul:] Erm.
[Sarah:] .
[Lisa:] Gonna cost a... cost a lot of money.
[Caroline:] I remember... when it was Christmas... we bought
[Sarah:] What in there?
[Paul:] Not a very good place.
[Caroline:] Can I come with you this year to get the Christmas tree?
[Lisa:] Me too!
[Sarah:] er... ba er... and I can get
[Paul:] Put it there you can't get the T V.
[Sarah:] get the tinsel.
[Caroline:] Mm... yeah.
[Paul:] That'll cover it right up there.
[Caroline:] I'm going to give Granddad
[Paul:] I dunno
[Caroline:] a present....
[Lisa:] .
[Caroline:] You can't Lisa!
[Lisa:] I can.
[Caroline:] Look [LAUGHTER] there he is []!
[Lisa:] [LAUGHTER]
[Caroline:] [LAUGHTER] Oh.
[Lisa:] [LAUGHTER].
[Paul:] I don't know where we're gonna put one.
[Caroline:] Mm... Ever... nearly everybody can have a Christmas tree, but some people can't.
[Sarah:] Some people can't... because they haven't got enough money.
[Caroline:] Yes but what about?
[speaker005:] Dad thinks we can't cos we need the television.
[Sarah:] That's
[Caroline:] What? Why?
[Sarah:] Nobody'll be able to see.
[Caroline:] [LAUGHTER]... ha.
[Paul:] Haven't got a lot of room really, have we?
[Sarah:] No.
[Caroline:] Mm... We could have a small one about there.
[Paul:] Yeah a small one's not very good though, in there is it?
[speaker005:] If we can
[Lisa:] We've got pictures.
[speaker005:] No!
[Paul:] .
[Sarah:] I'd I'd move that erm
[Caroline:] No we could move
[Sarah:] there
[Caroline:] this table... over here and put it over there there.
[Paul:] Or we might... move this forward here
[Caroline:] Mm.
[Paul:] and then
[Caroline:] Yeah.
[Sarah:] Even the cards just about.
[Caroline:] Mm.
[Sarah:] Oh.
[Paul:] Don't wanna get one just yet anyway, it's a bit early. End up with all the needles dropping off.
[Sarah:] We've got... the small Christmas tree... about that big
[Caroline:] I've seen it.
[Sarah:] and it's... hasn't got needles on it at all.
[speaker005:] just a big pine.
[Caroline:] ... you know that tinsel stuff... it's... it's not shiny.
[Paul:] You been waiting long?
[Ursula:] I went up there and... oh look... oh they've gone!
[Paul:] Oh.
[Ursula:] Where did you go?
[Paul:] We must have parked... we could have parked.
[Ursula:] We can... that though.
[Paul:] Yeah.
[Ursula:] What's up there
[Paul:] Just there?
[Ursula:] Yeah.
[Paul:] I just came down... and I walked all through that Kenyan I w I walked all through that Nigerian mob... and I thought oh we I'll walk down the ticket desk, see if this is all shut
[Ursula:] Someone walked down there.
[Paul:] Wonder how much... oh mush... How are you lately, haven't seen you for ages, give us a ring still out buying the old place... I married her, yeah.
[Ursula:] Yeah.
[Paul:] What's up with Robert?
[Ursula:] Did Clare give you the message?
[Paul:] I said erm
[Ursula:] He told me... he said Natalie
[Paul:] he said erm
[Ursula:] I nearly forgot.
[Paul:] erm... she said send her send her a mail something like that... yeah so I went to the ticket desk, it was locked up and they'd just come walking back and I thought... ah I hope she's not been waiting around.
[Ursula:] [LAUGHTER]
[Paul:] I can't do that... I tell you, I mean I don't mind, don't get me wrong it's just that... I was the last one back up... and I got up there, still got a little bit of to do... and they got more than they did
[Ursula:] Oh yeah.
[Paul:] right, see you...
[Ursula:] Yeah, oh yeah, I know.
[Paul:] I mean... okay so I thought ah... I don't give a shit you know, I mean... but I was only like two minutes behind.
[Ursula:] I know... I know.
[Paul:] and then Steve says... well I'll just make last orders, see you later Paul. And then says you've got a key haven't you?
[Ursula:] Want fifty
[Paul:] I says no!... said oh alright
[Ursula:] I've had before where I have been told... waited and helped people finish their
[Paul:] Yeah... yeah I done that.
[Ursula:] And those have gone home... while I've been doing something else for them, they've gone, and left me!
[Paul:] I can't believe it!
[Ursula:] And I could of gone with them!
[Paul:] Yeah I mean I... I mean sometimes when you get day you think oh yes they could, you know, so you like start a round don't you if you
[Ursula:] And you wait for other people an that and... and you don't leave that's all... I won't do that again,.
[Paul:] I say I do... I don't mind I just think what the bloody hell, you know we're only... just like two minutes apart!
[Ursula:] I know... yeah.
[Paul:] It was like today, well right, we're off... see you.
[Ursula:] Paul had asked me to do a swap... to do his early next... Wednesday... so yeah, put the form in and everything... the form came back today saying he's already on a late... and the day that he's supposed to be repaying me he's already on shift
[Paul:] the six o'clock news
[Ursula:] He.
[Paul:] He loses control, I tell you.
[Ursula:] He hasn't got a clue what he's lost!
[Paul:] .