[Kerry:] Can you get it all sorted out...
[Mark:] What's the
[Kerry:] Are you going up tonight with your da like?
[Mark:] What?
[Kerry:] Are you going up tonight with your da like?
[Mark:] No.
[Kerry:] You're not?
[Mark:] No....
[Kerry:] Your daddy's gonna go up apartments. Come on
[Mark:] See where you
[Kerry:] What?
[Mark:] See
[Kerry:] Aye and a lovely job?
[Mark:] [LAUGHTER]
[Kerry:] A bit er. Listen Mark come on.
[Mark:] Right.... Our Michael tried to steal my gel this morning.
[Kerry:] What?
[Mark:] Michael tried to steal my gel this morning.... You know when you were shouting at him?
[Kerry:] What?
[Mark:] Know when you were shouting at him?
[Kerry:] Aye
[Mark:] That's what he was doing, hoping I was asleep....
[Kerry:] Well...... Will you bring Mark? fibreglass.
[Mark:] Aye....
[Kerry:] ...
[Mark:] There's someone at the door.
[Kerry:] Aye. That's
[speaker003:] [conversation going on at the front door]
[Kerry:] Right Mark, come on.
[Mark:] Right....
[Kerry:] [sigh] I forget where I was now.... I'm gonna fibreglass all down and everywhere. What got in that loft Mark?
[Mark:] Angela's toys
[Kerry:] Is that all?
[Mark:] and Christmas stuff
[Kerry:] Ah.
[Mark:] and two suitcases....
[Kerry:] And all the rest are bits and pieces everything's going off to Thomas.
[Mark:] Yeah....
[Kerry:] I don't know what way your daddy's gonna fix them carpets down to the floor.
[Mark:] Yeah I'll have to get
[Kerry:] I mean it's solid concrete.... I think you need lots of rolls of two sided tape
[Mark:] Aye.
[Kerry:] and stick them down.... Oh come on Mark!... Do you know this morning. [sigh]... You go down and bring the hoover up?
[Mark:] Aye.
[Kerry:] And then I'll clean the bathroom
[Mark:] Yeah.
[Kerry:] I'll not get anything else done out the back.
[Mark:] Why?
[Kerry:] Well the rain... and it's gonna shower all day. I mean you can't paint till you
[Mark:] Right.
[Kerry:] Come on
[Mark:] Right....
[Kerry:] You putting that bit of carpet down till your daddy come along and done that on it.
[Mark:] Yeah I know.... And I was doing alright myself, I shouldn't've let him do it.
[Kerry:] [LAUGHTER] [LAUGHTER] Mark... whenever you start drag him off into the cupboard []
[Mark:] I know.
[Kerry:] [LAUGHTER] [LAUGHTER] You wanna've seen your face, your face, you didn't know what had hit you, you just went [] [LAUGHTER]... Oh dear.......
[Mark:] You order me
[Kerry:] No. But if you get up and give me a hand
[Mark:] Right I'm getting up now.
[Kerry:] and we'll
[Mark:] [yawn]...
[Kerry:] was hoping this afternoon to get the curtain rail.
[Mark:] I know he does.
[Kerry:] get up late this morning.
[Mark:] You sure you given him the right size.
[Kerry:] Aye, ten and a half... curtains for and she's gonna get the net curtains... Was Alex saying that young couple across the way from Thomas only moved in last week?
[Mark:] Aye.
[Kerry:] that was working on the car?
[Mark:] That's the one downstairs....
[Kerry:] No the one downstairs has been there quite a while.
[Mark:] That's the one I mean, that's the one that was working on the car.
[Kerry:] Oh that blond haired guy?
[Mark:] Aye.
[Kerry:] Does he live below Thomas?
[Mark:] Erm no at the other side.
[Kerry:] Oh at the other side.
[Mark:] Aye he wanted, he offered to give us a hand though.
[Kerry:] Och did he?
[Mark:] of course he was talking to.
[Kerry:] Och well that was nice of him Mark. I mean you know you don't always get people that will give you a wee helping hand.... Och well he's got all his basic stuff there now, it's only a matter of sorting it all out.
[Mark:] Ah I know.
[Kerry:] Getting himself organized. Should've sorted out... I mean I can't go up, I can't go up and give him any more help cos I'm working tonight and tomorrow night....
[Mark:] [sigh]
[Kerry:] Oh today....
[Mark:] Our Michael's forgot where he, has forgot where he's hid his Nintendo tape.
[Kerry:] Mark yesterday it was in his box in his wee desk.
[Mark:] That's what he says.
[Kerry:] I've seen it.
[Mark:] Oh
[Kerry:] Mark. When I made that bed yesterday it was sitting in there.
[Mark:] Maybe
[Kerry:] Honest to God, I seen it.... Right come on, come on get your room done clean up wardrobe up.
[Mark:] Right.... were gonna meet Albert and all up in the park last night.
[Kerry:] Were you?
[Mark:] Aye.
[Kerry:] Sure you knew you were gonna help to let Thomas in.
[Mark:] Oh I didn't think I was gonna be that long.
[Kerry:] Ah Mark, when you're moving house!...
[Mark:] Did our Michael get your hairspray?
[Kerry:] What?
[Mark:] Did Michael get your hairspray?
[Kerry:] Did he get me it?
[Mark:] Get your hairspray last night er this morning.
[Kerry:] Oh left it in the bathroom.
[Mark:] Ah I thought he used it....
[Kerry:] Between the four of yous I'm fed up buying hairspray.
[Mark:] Oh he used all our can... all of it. See I've had my hair cut and I didn't even use any of it....
[Kerry:] them curtains fixed.... Is this, what's this? What, is this dirty?...
[Mark:] No it's alright.
[Kerry:] It's okay?
[Mark:] Yeah.
[Kerry:] the wardrobe, the state of your clothes, I don't know why I iron nothing stays without wrinkles in that wardrobe.
[Mark:] Oh it's alright....
[Kerry:] Right.... I know what I need, to put my head down for half an hour this afternoon... I won't be fit for nothing the night.... [sigh] Oh I think I just a can of beer... or cider, fuck Mark the wind's killing me.
[Mark:] [LAUGHTER]
[Kerry:] It is Mark, I mean I know it is myself. It's fucking madness, I'll ge I mean... it kills me the next day, it's madness, I don't know why I do it. Fucking habit that's all it is, just a fucking habit.... [getting in car and driving off] Can you?...
[Mark:] Oh you must stop that bad habit of coming into this car, every single time, light a cigarette.
[Kerry:] Aha that's what I do, it's like getting up in the morning Mark. I get up in the morning, first thing I do is light a cigarette.... It's just...
[Mark:] Thomas is coming on well with his wee flat. I suppose he's glad.
[Kerry:] What?
[Mark:] I suppose he's glad to...
[Kerry:] Well if he keeps, if he looks after the car and keeps himself right och it'll be okay... but if he's gonna mess about and wreck the car well he's... he's no way of getting to work. up there there's no bus service near there....... [sounds like sweet wrappers being opened] Oh god I feel like death warmed up Mark... it's a horrible feeling.
[Angela:] Can I have one?... Can I have two.
[Mark:] No
[Kerry:] Yeah... warning you to stop teasing her....
[Mark:] What's this? Oh aye. It wasn't last night actually....
[Kerry:] Oh have to get these... they're really getting, they're getting that they're, they're dangerous.... What time did Thomas say he'd be down, half three?
[Mark:] I don't know, I didn't even know he was coming down.
[Kerry:] Well he wanted me to go with him and get the curtain rail.... I was gonna try shopping in there for a change
[Mark:] Rather than the Co-Op?
[Kerry:] Aye, just to see what it was like.
[Mark:] ... Took him ages didn't it to get his flat and it's not even where he wants to go....
[Kerry:] He had to take what they gave him though.
[Mark:] Yeah I know.... He's, he's gotta get a, get a place though somewhere else when he gets married.
[Kerry:] Well they'll put in for a transfer.
[Mark:] He won't get it.
[Kerry:] He might, some people might prefer it that way, Flora nice wee quiet village.
[Mark:] Where's she want to move to next?
[Kerry:] Erm closer into Lisburn.... It's a wee bit way out out of the road for Denise like you know.
[Mark:] Aye....
[Kerry:] You know they just, they don't care, the don't care where they dump you.... I mean they could've given them a wee, a wee two bedroom around our w our way rightly.
[Mark:] Mhm....
[Kerry:] Even that wee flat in...
[Mark:] ... at all. houses in estate....
[Kerry:] just waiting for me Mark.
[Mark:] Mhm.... [car stops]
[Kerry:] I can't do them in here. Right, move your bum and let's go.... [getting out of the car] That's it I'm not using it, I'm not getting it....... here, want one?
[Mark:] No....
[Kerry:] I wonder what time it is. Got your watch on?
[Mark:] Aye.... Five, ten past one....
[Kerry:] One sixty nine for a wee that size. size of it.
[Mark:] I know.
[Kerry:] Well I could've bought with that
[Mark:] [LAUGHTER]
[Kerry:] under her armpits.
[Mark:] She don't even need it....
[Kerry:] She'll have the bedroom stinking of it now, she'll scoot it
[Mark:] I know
[Kerry:] it everywhere, she's a wee cat.... Mm don't scoot that all over the bedroom now.
[Angela:] I don't
[Mark:] come and take that off you.
[Kerry:] I can't afford to go around buying that stuff and you, you, going madam.... anyway with all your smelly stuff, it is you.
[Mark:] [LAUGHTER] It's not me.
[Kerry:] Soap and water does just as well.... Nothing but the best for body beautiful like....
[Mark:] Well you pay for what you want.
[Kerry:] Ah well I'd like to be able to pay for what I want too you know. I want it too.
[Mark:] It costs for good stuff....
[Kerry:] I'm sorry I fucking came here... worked out dearer this week than they normally do.... Right, home, unpack the groceries... watch Home and Away... go and get Stephanie and Melissa out of school... Angela will you
[Mark:] Thomas
[Kerry:] will you run over and tell Melissa's mummy that I'll pick M I'll bring Melissa home for her? It'll save her going round with the baby.
[Angela:] Yeah....
[Kerry:] Just, just go over and just say my mummy says erm she'll bring Melissa round for you if you want. Okay?
[Angela:] Mhm....
[Kerry:] Look at that wee house Mark, that's an awful crying shame that place went like that.
[Mark:] Aye.
[Kerry:] I'd've loved to have been in there and gone mad... pull all them windows out... and put all nice new wee windows in.
[Mark:] would've lived in it.
[Kerry:] Mm
[Mark:] to go like.... Had to go cheap really.
[Kerry:] That wee house would be a challenge
[Mark:] Why? What today?
[Kerry:] Aha.
[Mark:] Ah I know.
[Kerry:] Oh something I would love... challenge. Are you turning in mister or what? Or do you plan on, oh for goodness sake.... that bastard, didn't know where he was gonna, he was indicating but I didn't know whether he was gonna just go on or what he was gonna do.... Aye....
[Mark:] wee car for sale.... Did you see that?
[Kerry:] What wee car?
[Mark:] Lean over.
[Kerry:] ... erm...
[Mark:] Aye....
[Kerry:] I thought that rain would stay off you know.... What? Oh
[Mark:] now eh? [LAUGHTER]
[Kerry:] No I'm not.
[Mark:] I am....
[Kerry:] Two more.... God love him, [LAUGHTER]...
[Michael:] Where's you going, home?...
[Kerry:] Michael? Eh?
[Mark:] Shouldn't've come down this way.
[Michael:] Why?
[Mark:] ... What?...
[Michael:] I just felt like walking it....
[Mark:] Have you phoned her?
[Michael:] no.
[Mark:] phone, they're stinking.
[Kerry:] Sure wreck it, round here, don't leave nothing alone.
[Mark:] Ah I know.
[Michael:] Our phone on our street's
[Kerry:] What?
[Michael:] The phone on our street
[Kerry:] It's a wonder well Michael because all, all they wanna do round there is vandalize and destroy.
[Mark:] Ah, see if I catch you round there I'll kill you. Or them ones at the shops, I catch you in there I'll kill you.
[Michael:] I'm not allowed?
[Mark:] No.
[Kerry:] They're a bad lot Michael.
[Michael:] Er
[Mark:] There's Terry
[Kerry:] Who?
[Mark:] Terry.
[Kerry:] Who?
[Mark:] Terry.
[Kerry:] Who's Terry? Is that i does that happen to be his nickname? [LAUGHTER]
[Mark:] No....
[Michael:] Is that Terry or something?
[Mark:] No. The cyclist here.
[Michael:] red balls on it?
[Mark:] Aye.
[Angela:] Terry.
[Mark:] I know.... it was the one I used to and meet, mess about with... few cracks with us. He's just passed his test there.
[Kerry:] Who?
[Mark:] Him there, his second time, first time he failed it.
[Michael:] Well it does happen.
[Mark:] He got a cancellation.
[Kerry:] Did he?
[Mark:] Aye.
[Kerry:] go in for it?
[Mark:] He got it. He's done it an'all. How driving there.
[Kerry:] Lee you said.
[Mark:] No I didn't I says he.
[Kerry:] Oh I thought you said Lee got a cancellation....
[Mark:] Lee, Lee... surely he hasn't even got his form away, form away yet.... I dunno why like.
[Kerry:] Lee passed his test for that wee bike.
[Mark:] He didn't have to do his test for it, well not really it's, see with the Post Office
[Kerry:] Aha.
[Mark:] he does like a wee test, think it's...
[Kerry:] Well they'd better do a wee test then.
[Mark:] Aye....
[Kerry:] he's a nice wee fella.
[Mark:] Aye.
[Kerry:] And Dolly likes him too.
[Mark:] Oh I see.
[Kerry:] he's got, he's a nice way with him.
[Mark:] If things work out well for him he will do good... with his money, if he doesn't go out spending like he does, his money will do alright. Like Nicholle, Nicholle's over a couple of thousand saved for a car.
[Kerry:] Well like that's good for a wee girl who's still going to college and what not right?
[Mark:] Aye sure she work she gets, saves all that money. And Lee says she's tight with money in a way but if, no she, but she's very careful with her money.
[Kerry:] Well that's right
[Mark:] I know. Best way to be. I'll just have to get another job now after
[Kerry:] says to me did you get... [LAUGHTER]... [getting out of the car]
[Mark:] Here you can help.... [unpacking shopping from car] Grab the bags.... Well I'm only asking him to lift the bags.
[Kerry:] Now don't you two start now.
[Mark:] I'm not starting.... Hurry up and put it on will you.... You left the handbrake off. The car's rolling in the fence.... Here.... Right, go.... Want a hand with it? Want me to help you kick it?...
[Michael:] didn't have to do it.
[Kerry:] [shouting] If you two are going to start your fighting around in here er hair will fly and it won't be mine [].
[Mark:] Yes my dear.
[Kerry:] [shouting] All you two think of is fighting with each other.
[Mark:] He didn't wanna bring his bag in, he started kicking it....
[Kerry:] Put them two inside.... For once in your lives can yous not be nice in this house... instead of bickering and fighting
[Mark:] ...
[Michael:] Why?
[Mark:] You know why.
[Kerry:] Well grow up. You're seventeen years of age, can't be fighting with a twelve year old....
[Mark:] I can't help it, he's just annoying.
[Kerry:] [shouting] Well you are bloody annoying too [].... Everybody annoys you but you don't think you annoy, and yet you har you never stop to think if you may annoy people as well.
[Mark:] I didn't do nothing to him last night. Look he's laughing
[Kerry:] You get right up my nose you do. And you, less of your smirking.
[Michael:] [LAUGHTER]
[Mark:] Er mum did you get two tins? Of Mr Sheen? What? It's not Aye it's er for the batteries
[Kerry:] Did I get what? [shouting] Have you got []?
[Mark:] No.
[Kerry:] I'll [LAUGHTER] if you have []
[Mark:] [LAUGHTER]
[Kerry:] Yeah it's nice....
[Mark:] That's for the batteries.
[speaker003:] [phone rings]
[Mark:] I'll get it.... [phonecall starts] Hello... yeah... what?... where are you?... You're coming up... eh? Right, cheerio [phonecall ends]....
[Kerry:] Whose?
[Mark:] Albert, that's all he seemed to do....
[Kerry:] That's all you do.
[Mark:] Hey
[Kerry:] Well it's not you're picking on it's Michael or la last night it was Thomas.
[Mark:] He started it last night....
[Kerry:] You pick on your da, you'll get a thick ear.
[Mark:] Can't just back then.
[Kerry:] I know you can't and you needn't back to me ever.
[Mark:] [LAUGHTER] I know, I wouldn't hit my parents. I would hit my brother but
[Kerry:] Ah mister goody two shoes.
[Mark:] No I wouldn't.
[Kerry:] The day you lift your hand
[Mark:] Have you ever seen me hit you?
[Kerry:] the day you lift your hand to me or your father would be the day you wouldn't walk again cos I'd cripple you.
[Mark:] I wouldn't. I wouldn't hit her. Sure I was gonna flatten Thomas when he, he was gonna hit you. He jumped up to you.
[Kerry:] Here
[Mark:] Try and flatten him....
[Kerry:] Mark it's gonna stay dry you know, we could finish them wee bits and pieces Yes
[Mark:] It's gonna rain.
[Kerry:] it's not gonna rain, you're a lazy get
[Mark:] [LAUGHTER]
[Kerry:] that's cos you don't want to do it.
[Mark:] Albert's coming up, Albert'll do it.
[Kerry:] I don't want Albert doing it,Alb Albe [whistling] Albert
[Mark:] Yes mummy
[Kerry:] he, he'll end up getting er... that won't even fit in there Mark.
[Mark:] [LAUGHTER] Cut the top off it... when you open it, give us... open it what's that all over there?
[Kerry:] I don't know....
[Mark:] Washing powder?
[Kerry:] It's not it's conditioner.
[Mark:] Conditioner?
[Kerry:] It's come out o
[Mark:] That's very unhygienic mum.
[Kerry:] It's not unhygienic.
[Mark:] That is.
[Kerry:] [shouting] [] Mark... you start talking about hygiene to me dear whenever you pass your basic hygiene test. I've done mine....
[Mark:] [LAUGHTER] I've cut the top off and the wee cap can't go on [] [LAUGHTER]
[Kerry:] What?
[Mark:] [LAUGHTER] Look []... I cut the cap off and that won't go on.
[Kerry:] Ah Mark you've cut too low!
[Mark:] Well it fits in the cupboard.
[Kerry:] Okay I'll collect her, I'll collect
[Mark:] Here... take that... see if... you waste all of it you're done for. Och it's even forty P off mummy.
[Kerry:] I know....... and gets a shower or something.
[speaker006:] ... Mum
[Kerry:] freezer. The freezer's all filled up.
[Mark:] That was Michael yesterday.... I'm not one for squealing like but it was Michael....
[Kerry:] [sighing] Oh dear []... If you're not going to eat that piece of cake Mark may as well throw it out.
[Mark:] What do you mean? I was gonna eat it yesterday and you says no.
[Kerry:] Well I thought the kids would've took some of it....
[Mark:] I only took a wee bit, leave it there and I'll eat it at the end of the day. Albert's coming up, he'll have a wee bit. ...
[Kerry:] Look there's wee pieces of cheese everywhere in this fridge.... Open a block and then open another block.
[Mark:] That's Michael again....
[Kerry:] You're the one that eats cheese too, you blame everything on Michael.
[Mark:] It's him that eats most of the cheese....
[Kerry:] Well at least that's the shopping out of the road... Mark, all sizes.
[Mark:] I like them but they're nice and hard....
[Kerry:] I'm gonna do erm... I'm thinking of
[Mark:] I don't want anything.
[Kerry:] We ha well you're gonna have to eat something decent.
[Mark:] Well what are you gonna make?...
[Kerry:] Potatoes and with peas and gravy.
[Mark:] Oh yeah right. What time are you making them at?
[Kerry:] I'm not put it on early
[Mark:] Oh that's alright then.
[Kerry:] cos I have to go to work at s I have to be ready for work at
[Mark:] Well do you want me to make it?...
[Kerry:] if you like.
[Mark:] No Albert'll be here.... See what our Michael done?... Put his shake thing in there... spilt all over the fridge.
[Kerry:] For god's sake!
[Mark:] Look....... [shouting] Michael []
[Michael:] What?
[Mark:] Come here.
[Kerry:] [shouting] You've spilt that old milkshake stuff all over the fridge Michael []....
[Mark:] [shouting] Do you not want it then? Do you want it Angela []?...
[Kerry:] She's not in, I think she's going out.
[Mark:] Oh I'll leave it there, Albert'll be up here probably he'll take it.
[Kerry:] Alright. Is that washing finished and I'll get it out of the dryer.... [tv on]
[Mark:] Have to fix this for you I think.
[Kerry:] Aye the, the down the back and all, the dog's kennel there Mark.... Mark?... If you close that up
[Mark:] ... See after I pass my test I'm going over to... I'm not going back to. It's round about it's round about the same.
[Kerry:] Well I don't know why you I don't know why you want to bother.?...
[Mark:] Where's the car keys?
[Kerry:] Erm... I don't know in my bag.
[Mark:] He has them. here?
[Kerry:] I think the hammer's up in Thomas's flat.
[Mark:] got our hammer. There's a wee, I think there's a wee hammer here too a wee small one.... Where's the Stanley knife now?... I need the Stanley knife... the shaft's too thick.
[Kerry:] ... if we had, if we had a blade
[Mark:] might get me a buyer for that....
[Kerry:] Is there not a Stanley blade knocking about anywhere where you could just pare it down a wee bit?
[Mark:] No....
[Kerry:] knocking about. Ah, what did I say Mark?... Use a sharp knife.
[Mark:] I haven't got a sharp enough knife....
[Kerry:] Hello [LAUGHTER] Talking about you you big eejit....
[Mark:] What for? What? What for? You didn't? Why? Come up where?
[Albert:] His house.
[Mark:] I seen Terry on our estate.
[Albert:] Did you?
[Mark:] Aye.
[Albert:] [LAUGHTER] Him and Davy []?
[Mark:] Aye. And two other girls. Aye.
[Kerry:] You're not working today Albert though? Eh?
[Albert:] Tonight.
[Kerry:] Tonight.
[Mark:] You're working tonight? [LAUGHTER] Ah I didn't get, we didn't get in there with one.
[Albert:] Aha, did you not?
[Kerry:] Took us half the night to get all that stuff in....
[Mark:] By the time you get by waffling and all to everybody.
[Albert:] [LAUGHTER]
[Kerry:] Waffling! You were fighting everybody.
[Mark:] I wasn't.
[Kerry:] You were.
[Mark:] Just wanna kill him. [LAUGHTER]...
[Albert:] I give
[Mark:] What?
[speaker003:] ...
[Mark:] [shouting] Albert... Albert [] want a bit of cake?...
[Albert:] What cake?
[Mark:] had a bit of it yesterday.
[Albert:] Wedding cake?
[Mark:] No it's birthday cake so it is. if you want. Why? Time?... Were you arguing with her?
[Albert:] No
[Mark:] Are they? I thought I heard them when I was on the phone. Where? Is it? good money but... very good money.... I dunno but I have to go down to
[Albert:] When?
[Mark:] ?
[Albert:] Aye. Aye.
[Mark:] I can't go tonight. like and he's gonna wanna take me.
[Albert:] Where are you going to?
[Mark:] I'm gonna go to er erm Du ah Dundonald.
[Albert:] Dundonald! How you getting down there?
[Mark:] I won't be starting until about nine months when, after I've done my test. Then take the car over.
[Albert:] then?
[Mark:] Aye.
[Albert:] It's a banger so it is. Is it?
[Mark:] Aye.... It's near where they held the show, you know show?
[Albert:] Aye. Near the...
[Mark:] Do you want that? It was Michael's and he didn't like it.
[Albert:] Oh I'll try it then.
[Mark:] You don't want that cake?... Eat it, eat it all if you want.
[Albert:] I'll just have a wee bit go down and get something
[Mark:] ... that's... Yeah I, I've lost over a stone now.
[Albert:] Have you?
[Mark:] My ma's not feeding me.
[Albert:] putting the fat on something shocking. ... she, she cracked me up she said I left she says no don't, don't, don't, don't it's too, it was a bit like
[Mark:] Sometimes I think he's a frigid or something.
[Albert:] You what?
[Mark:] [LAUGHTER] Sometimes I think he's a frigid [].
[Albert:] Yeah.
[Mark:] I've only seen him kiss your woman, that was what... three and a half [LAUGHTER] months ago [].... [LAUGHTER]
[Albert:] last night he was having
[Mark:] Who was? With Joanne Were you?...
[Albert:] I wasn't
[Mark:] Eh? [LAUGHTER]
[Albert:] she asked me for my phone number last night. she says what's your number. So I told her and she says... mhm
[Mark:] No? What?
[Albert:] Do you want to?
[Mark:] What?
[Albert:] See her.
[Mark:] Why?
[Albert:] Because. something goes wrong I end up backfiring on me or something.
[Mark:] What goes wrong?...
[Albert:] won't talk to me.
[Mark:] So
[Albert:] Would you see
[Mark:] Who?
[Albert:] tomorrow....
[Mark:] Dunno.
[Albert:] I would.
[Mark:] You would?
[Albert:] Yeah.
[Mark:] Would you?
[Albert:] After last night? You bet your
[Mark:] [LAUGHTER]
[Albert:] John sitting on me, me, Joanne she was sticking feathers and everything in my ear and trying to kick her, Lee, here's Lee, Lee's don't, don't, don't, whack! I went straight over and I didn't get up for about ten minutes. He hit me that whole car park on the ground. He me something shocking.
[Kerry:] Your nanny has to work you know. Well for Christ's sake you haven't even done a week yet.... What did your mam say Albert?
[Albert:] Oh I dunno.
[Kerry:] ... [whispering] []
[Albert:] I think I'll phone them up and cancel them.
[Kerry:] What?
[Albert:] I think I'll cancel them.
[Kerry:] And when's he supposed to be coming in?
[Albert:] phone me up yesterday.
[Kerry:] Did you say that to him?
[Albert:] There was nobody there.
[Kerry:] Oh was it closed?
[Albert:] Aye.
[Kerry:] Ah well there must be something wrong then Albert....
[speaker006:] Mm? No I don't know.
[Mark:] What?
[speaker006:] How would I know?... [squeaky toy]
[Mark:] [LAUGHTER]... [tv on]... Albert... [shouting] Albert []
[Albert:] ... cigarettes?
[Kerry:] Yeah.
[speaker003:] ...
[Mark:] That Hellraiser's good....
[Albert:] I'll see you later
[speaker006:] Yes.
[Mark:] Right cheerio.
[speaker006:] Cheerio
[Mark:] Cheerio now.
[Kerry:] Hand it in now love, right?
[Albert:] Right, I'll see you later....
[Mark:] I think wants me to paint the levelling for him.
[Albert:] Does he?
[Mark:] Aye.
[Albert:] fucking
[Mark:] Why? Wonder how much I'm getting from the claim. I'd like to know cos... I can get, if I'm getting... say if I'm getting about two
[Albert:] Aye.
[Mark:] I wanna put it away and save and prove our Thomas wrong, he says I'll never have a decent car. his er, his Fiesta, three hundred pound junk.... So... I was down Butcher Road yesterday, seeing jeeps... nearer five... thousand.... Well if I get this, if I start this job it'll start me saving again.
[Albert:] six hundred.
[Mark:] Well that's er eighteen hundred innit?
[Albert:] Aye.
[Mark:] That's good.... But I'll insure myself for my dad's car, hundred and sixty eight pound.... So I'll use that there, ought to get me about. I was saying them, them jeeps are... four thousand ei eight hundred, four thousand eight hundred and fifty nine pound. Those Suzuki jeeps
[Albert:] Aye.
[Mark:] on Butcher Road. [LAUGHTER] I wonder if she got hers.... I wonder if she is getting it even, she says she's gonna... You never know... she mightn't get it.... She's on about two fifty an hour.... That's what Joe's on. You know Joe? That's what he's on. Aye he is.
[Albert:] an hour
[Mark:] No he's not, he's on two fifty. No listen we were all on two twenty five, I can't remember how it happened... but Amanda explained it to me, about Joe. Something happened, he got accused of something, he got accused of something. Aye. And he got two fifty or something.
[Albert:] Aye.
[Mark:] Then he ha they asked him
[Albert:] They asked him back.
[Mark:] to go down. But he, he was getting more money in Bailey's so he ended up... if he went down to... the, the he would get two fifty still. Ah. I couldn't go back after Amanda.... Eh?... Who? Over where? Who? No. [LAUGHTER]... Well we're on holiday next year then?
[Albert:] Aye.
[Mark:] I wouldn't mind going away this year. But only after, after er. I haven't got the money. Plus I wanna get my car first this year. Er... I wanna get my car first this year so... that gives me time to save for next year.... Plus Thomas's wedding an'all... and I'd like to buy him a decent present like considering... His flat's nice.
[Albert:] Flat?
[Mark:] Aye it's a flat.
[Albert:] That's nice.
[Mark:] It's a nice flat, it's big too. What is it you've to see her about?... Well just go in and tell her you'd like to enquire about your claim.... Or do you know your name of your solicitor, do you want to see your solicitor? [LAUGHTER] Do you know the name of her?
[Albert:] No.
[Mark:] Is it er... is the name on the window there? No. It's a fella. Is it a girl you're seeing?
[Albert:] ...
[Mark:] Just say you'd like to see your solicitor... and they'll ask you who it is and you'll just say it's er a gi a gi just say you don't know her name but you're... it's a woman.... And then they'll know....
[Albert:] will I say?
[Mark:] Just say you'd like to... see your solicitor... and they'll ask you who it is and you'll say... it's, you're not sure of the name....
[speaker006:] Hello.
[Albert:] Can I make an appointment to see a solicitor?
[speaker006:] Okay, what's your name please?
[Albert:] Albert.
[speaker006:] Albert... Why do you want to see your solicitor?
[Albert:] It's just that I wanna know what, what's going on.
[speaker006:] Okay well we're waiting as far as I know for... the money to come...
[Albert:] Is that?
[speaker006:] Yeah, I'll just see if I can find an appointment....
[Mark:] What you're putting on your, Has your daddy your bank account?
[Albert:] No my daddy's, it's in my daddy's name....
[speaker006:] Do you remember the, the forms you signed?
[Albert:] Yeah
[speaker006:] We've just sent that back to the, the D O E and so we're waiting... yeah we're waiting to get the money in, we'll let you know.
[Albert:] Right.
[speaker006:] Alright?
[Albert:] Thanks.
[speaker006:] Cheerio.
[Mark:] Cheerio.
[speaker006:] Fine....
[Mark:] I er well er you'll have to put it in your daddy's name lift it.
[Albert:] No
[Mark:] But then if it's in your name your bank account. What are you gonna do? I tell you I wouldn't touch it. Like considering like it's money you never had... like you're going to lift it all and just blow it, I know you.
[Albert:] [LAUGHTER] Fucking am I []?
[Mark:] I know you Albert, you will. I would leave it there like it's money you never had, I would leave it there... until you get your test. Like a few months before you get your provisional... and while you're working you can save the rest of your money, like you're. You're getting the thousand five hundred, lift the five hundred... leave the thousand there for a car like. Like it will crack you up like when you see everybody else out driving in a car like, look at Terry and all... and Debby, see all them driving a car. It'll crack you up like if you're not gonna be driving about. Oh you'll probably be with us but you'd like to have your own car.... Lee hasn't even got his form away yet.
[Albert:] I know, he...
[Mark:] But if I know you you will lift it. You will lift it. [LAUGHTER] Ah you will []. Sure like you says, how much did you say you were gonna give your ma and da?
[Albert:] Who?
[Mark:] You. A hundred and fifty, ah that's a bit better.... You could even give him a hundred... that's all I'm givi I'm giving my da my ma two hundred pound. Like no way... I've been out of work for a few months and she's been letting me off for the keep....
[Albert:] keep?
[Mark:] Well... once I get my claim money I'm gonna give her about two hundred of it... that'll help her anyway... and with Thomas's wedding like she had to pay like, how much was it she says?... Six hundred or something for a day... no four hundred for a day.
[Albert:] Four hundred pound
[Mark:] For the cars. Then she said it's what, sending him for his honeymoon.... He's mad that's all I've got to say to him....
[Albert:] ...
[Mark:] You're mad if you lift it.... You are.......
[Albert:] Eh?
[Mark:] Ah, just going to get Stephanie. You wanna get Emma? Aye well... So what's going on in here?... [music]
[speaker006:] I
[Mark:] What?... ? Is going?
[speaker006:] Probably go
[Mark:] ? Ah that's right, Stephanie too....
[speaker006:] ...
[Mark:] ... I don't know.... Why? ... [humming] Ah You're never gonna believe
[Albert:] Ah? No.
[Mark:] I'll probably be down... it's in my diary for Thomas,
[Albert:] ... tonight?
[Mark:] My dad's going up to Thomas's.
[Albert:] You going with him?
[Mark:] [LAUGHTER] Had a laugh last night [] we were laying the carpet and I was laying it, I cut it off... see where it is you can't fit, can't fit it under the doorsteps
[Albert:] Can you not?
[Mark:] cos it's all concrete floors... and of course it's inside... can't even nail the carpet down, you have to get er sticky stuff.... So [LAUGHTER] you had to cut round the doorstep [LAUGHTER], cut round it, [LAUGHTER] []
[Albert:] [LAUGHTER]
[Mark:] I done it, I did it all neat and tidy the whole way round till we got round to the door and I says you can do it, no way am I cutting round there... [LAUGHTER] big chunk Ah sure he's only staying out for a while... till he gets married and that. Gets on his feet again. She's not allowed to move in though
[Albert:] Is she not?
[Mark:] not now, no. Michael what are you doing? Here, here hang on....... Where tubes go that was in there?... Where are my, where are my two tubes of gel go that was in the cupboard?... Michael?... taken my...
[Michael:] Two tubes of gel?
[Mark:] Ah.
[Michael:] Oh the?
[Mark:] Aye.
[Michael:] Down there.
[Mark:] Are they?
[Michael:] Yes, in a bag.
[Mark:] How do you know?
[Michael:] in a bag.
[Mark:] How do you know? How do you know?... You stop poking into my stuff or I'll kill you. Get out. Catch you in my stuff again I'll kill you.
[Michael:] I wasn't in there anyway.
[Mark:] Yes you were. [door slam]... [shouting] Then how'd you know where they were []?... What? What do you use it for?... Go on, say something now....
[Michael:] [scream]...
[Mark:] [LAUGHTER]... Ah and I'll kill you....
[Michael:] [whingeing] []...
[Mark:] Right I'll tell you now, see next time you punch me in the mouth
[Michael:] [scream]
[Mark:] I'll kill you.... [LAUGHTER]
[Michael:] [scream]
[Mark:] [LAUGHTER] [LAUGHTER]
[Michael:] [LAUGHTER]
[Mark:] Alright! You win. [LAUGHTER]... throat. Oh are you?...
[Michael:] [shouting] Leave me alone, alright []
[Mark:] ...
[Michael:] Leave me alone alright....
[Mark:] You shouldn't go to kick things in. Then I'll hit you.... [shouting] Oh ma our Michael's up here throwing things at this... my table c hi fi thing [] Ah you are.
[Kerry:] [shouting] Mark I would like you and Michael to come out of the bedroom now please [].
[Mark:] Want me to slap her?
[speaker006:] ...
[Mark:] He said, he was going to throw this car thing at my hi fi thing.
[Kerry:] See that fucking knife Mark, I ought to stab you or him with it, I am sick to death of yous.... All yous do is fight and ruck and fight... do you ever see a house like it Albert?
[Albert:] ...
[Kerry:] ... And what's wrong with you now?
[Michael:] He gave me a punch on my nose.
[Kerry:] [shouting] and I'll tell your da you were out so late.
[Mark:] [LAUGHTER]
[Kerry:] and there's, and there's enough fighting going on in this bloody house []
[Mark:] See you later....... How long will you be?
[speaker006:] ... I'll phone you.
[Mark:] Aye, how long?...
[speaker006:] Ten minutes?
[Mark:] Aye.... Want to go with us? To get him fixed up.
[Robert:] Yeah if you like, aye.
[Mark:] your sisters.
[Robert:] They're married.
[Mark:] Margaret?
[Robert:] No er, er... her, her sister's married like, she got married when she was eighteen.... Too bad, what a waste.
[Mark:] Aye....
[speaker006:] Here's me, oh my god! no way I'm gonna see that... fucking
[Mark:] [LAUGHTER]
[speaker006:] I didn't want her in...
[Mark:] I'm glad she's not back in.
[speaker006:] What?
[Mark:] I'm glad she's not in.
[speaker006:] Cos if she doesn't get in not leave the... Hey? She can't leave the and I can't leave June so... I should've... she made it worse, she started slapping her jaw you shouldn't hit your man... one punch jaw and mouth, his jaw and nose and everything. What?
[Mark:] [LAUGHTER]
[speaker006:] ... was last night it was, it was good.... [LAUGHTER] We were gonna hold him on the floor so we were.
[Mark:] have a label on it. Sure... [sounds like a bus]
[speaker003:] [LAUGHTER]...
[speaker006:] No had a good laugh last night.... four of us, no there was six of us, six or seven of us. Right James had all his mates down, right? And... many of us so all of us stood
[Mark:] Yeah.
[speaker006:] every one, every one of us no? [LAUGHTER] it was a good laugh like so it was... Donna was telling me Jamie, Donna says... and he says no and he says you wouldn't two time me and she says aye
[Mark:] She's surely gonna say aye. [LAUGHTER]
[speaker006:] She says, she says aye get on... no Barry says he says get off see you later.... ... so she's thinking about it [LAUGHTER]
[Mark:] ...
[speaker006:] Albert?
[Albert:] No it's Lee's.
[Mark:] I thought you went to get a tape the other night.
[speaker006:] Where did you get, off Lee?
[Mark:] That's what I thought you went over to his house for.
[speaker006:] [LAUGHTER] [LAUGHTER] Aye [] [LAUGHTER]
[Mark:] Er what was it you went for, the wrestling tape or... was that what it was?... I lent it to Lee's da....
[speaker006:] Cheek. What? Cheek....
[speaker003:] [LAUGHTER]
[speaker006:] Look who's I says... get the job done, and I am the father like [LAUGHTER]...
[Mark:] [LAUGHTER]
[speaker006:] [LAUGHTER]
[Mark:] Every time
[speaker006:] What?
[speaker003:] [LAUGHTER]...
[Mark:] She's always full... aye well we're using that, the white stuff
[speaker003:] What for?...
[speaker006:] That was... we were using that white stuff, you know thirty, thirty six? off his hand where it had all dried... and he rolled it up in a ball and hit me in the face with it, that hurt. So I threw the... I put some thirty, thirty six on my hand, I put it on and it went hard... [LAUGHTER] []
[Mark:] Now see the way his car's banged at the front?
[speaker006:] Why?
[Mark:] See it?
[speaker006:] Mhm, that, under there?
[Mark:] Aye the front of it dips.
[speaker006:] Aye.
[Mark:] What, dip?
[speaker003:] [LAUGHTER]
[Mark:] [LAUGHTER] It's not meant to be like that []....
[speaker003:] ... [sounds like they're watching children playing]
[Mark:] going over to this place. What's this? what do you say? He's just a kid you... cannot hit a wee kid.
[speaker006:] [LAUGHTER]
[Mark:] Oh what are you gonna do now?
[Albert:] Yous going out tomorrow night party?
[Mark:] I don't know Albert, I that's tough.
[Robert:] He's playing dead
[Mark:] that a nice dog!
[Ormo:] Alright. You know.
[Mark:] No.
[Anne:] Who says I am?
[Mark:] Wouldn't you mind if I go down?
[Ormo:] Aye.
[Anne:] Who?
[Mark:] Aren't you going out?
[Ormo:] Aye.
[Mark:] Be off with you then!
[Anne:] We're just going to Hall.
[Ormo:] You, you going to, will you go round the Paki?
[Mark:] [tv on]
[Anne:] [singing] This way before []. Hello Mark. That's right, we're friends, Marky.
[Mark:] Are yous?
[Anne:] this morning.
[Mark:] Aye.
[Anne:] He, he did come.
[Ormo:] Who?
[Mark:] Who?
[Anne:] Fucking Albert. While he was sitting there this morning. Would you?
[Mark:] Aye.
[Anne:] [singing] Na na na na na na na [].
[Mark:] Heard it all!
[Anne:] Bloody disgrace!
[Mark:] See, if you had of gone down to the shop
[Ormo:] He's alright.
[Mark:] he would have had fucking pen there would have been no working for them!
[Anne:] Right. Yes.
[Mark:] Is that what it was?
[Anne:] No I said
[Mark:] Had it with the shop?
[Ormo:] He wouldn't go round to get changed!
[Anne:] He wouldn't go round to change!
[Mark:] Oh.
[Ormo:] So he wouldn't, he was, I ge I said to him er, where you going? I'm gonna get changed, sure he never said anything about a shower to get
[Anne:] And
[Ormo:] what the hell very much!
[Mark:] [LAUGHTER]
[Ormo:] Well anyone
[Anne:] He's got one, he had a bath.
[speaker006:] Mum, we
[Ormo:] But er
[speaker006:] saw you.
[Ormo:] He's down to the fucking, it's taken him more than three hours!
[speaker006:] He'll be down on Sunday.
[Ormo:] I know, that's what I meant.
[Anne:] What kind of?
[speaker006:] That's daddy. This man
[Ormo:] No.
[speaker006:] on the way down to the villa
[Mark:] Oh, and that's enough.
[Anne:] [singing] all to you [].
[speaker006:] What?
[Mark:] Right.... [LAUGHTER]
[Anne:] I would sooner die! [music]
[Ormo:] Good that was
[Anne:] Kill her!
[Ormo:] there.
[Anne:] Alright. Alright!
[Mark:] that one. That's right.
[Anne:] Is that right?
[Mark:] I think so.
[Ormo:] Well, eh! Eh! And I don't like you fucking about!
[Anne:] Alright!
[Mark:] [LAUGHTER]
[Anne:] Okay Mark?
[Ormo:] Hey! Come here!
[Anne:] Take my back
[Ormo:] Oi!
[Anne:] pack in there and I'm gonna
[Mark:] Oi!
[Anne:] play Michael Jackson.
[Mark:] Okay!
[Ormo:] Jackie!
[Mark:] Is it?
[speaker006:] I thought you were going
[Mark:] Is it?
[speaker006:] out tonight? You've gotta tell her.
[Ormo:] There's... they got there.
[speaker006:] Oh! You'll be up that! [LAUGHTER]
[Mark:] Right! [sighing] Er []. You're getting rid of us!
[Ormo:] I said I'll. You want this pair?
[Anne:] Get away. Get away!
[Ormo:] What? Well my
[Anne:] Trying to fix me up. You know.
[Mark:] Hello!
[Anne:] Aye.
[speaker006:] Taxi.
[Mark:] Taxi.
[Anne:] Taxi! Taxi.
[Ormo:] Alright?
[speaker006:] Yeah,
[Mark:] Aye!
[speaker006:] Aye. Ooh, nearly out now! Ooh!
[Leigh:] Watch your flowers
[speaker006:] Okay Leigh?
[Leigh:] Yeah, that's me!
[Anne:] We did
[Leigh:] What?
[Anne:] have to be in at....
[Leigh:] Oh.
[Mark:] Okay?
[Leigh:] Yeah.
[Mark:] Let's go.
[Anne:] I won't fucking say it again!
[Ormo:] I'll buy you a card and a box of chocolates
[Anne:] No I don't want them! Give them
[Leigh:] Alright.
[Anne:] tell them take them back!
[Ormo:] Alright, well I'll eat them for you then.
[Leigh:] You can open it.
[Ormo:] [LAUGHTER]
[Leigh:] Open them up, she didn't want it.
[Mark:] Right, I'll see you later. Alright?
[Ormo:] Cheerio!
[Anne:] Go!
[Mark:] I'm waiting to go.
[Leigh:] Right cheers!
[Ormo:] See you! Wo! Wo!
[Anne:] Have a good time!
[Ormo:] Right.
[Anne:] Bye!
[Leigh:] Say hello to!
[Mark:] He'll have a good... Well you don't have to date... more than one guy.
[Leigh:] Oh fuck! Marky
[Mark:] Copacabana.
[speaker006:] Copacabana. Yes. Can you open your?
[Jonston:] They don't know. Forgotten about it or what?
[Mark:] I wonder if a country boy you
[Jonston:] How much is it?
[Leigh:] These will about for you Dominic.
[speaker006:] What?
[Leigh:] Did you bring your bike, your bike over here?
[speaker006:] No. Alright.
[Mark:] Where are you working now then?
[speaker006:] [yawn] That.
[Mark:] [yawn]... So I'm down aren't I?
[Leigh:] You see I'd rather be over to Ireland
[Mark:] with a
[Leigh:] In a way, aye.
[Mark:] like
[Leigh:] Should be a crack!
[Mark:] A crack! Yo you're joking!
[Leigh:] Aye. He's not really going.
[Mark:] Ah!
[Jonston:] Hello there!
[speaker006:] What's?
[Mark:] Ah... it's good!
[Jonston:] Or you get thrown out and he says it's the end of it.
[Mark:] I'll just keep going. He's his fucking army!
[Leigh:] [LAUGHTER] I know []!
[speaker006:] Did you sa, say, I think it's couples bar in the morning. Oh aye, on his first night of being back. And stay like in the couples bar. Ah. Alright faggot face!
[Leigh:] Couples disco yes.
[speaker006:] Sure... this is a... just watch yourself and he says there's big chicks knocking about him... and old town and all.
[Jonston:] Oh that's really
[Leigh:] No!
[Jonston:] Sure. He walked up with her.
[Mark:] No big deal!
[Leigh:] Never seen her.
[Mark:] I said... not that I'm only saying like, I'm only saying, passing on what he said I, not that you fucking crease me!
[Leigh:] Aye, I bet you this was. Ah God!
[Jonston:] Sure you'll be on cover... down the border.
[speaker006:] Fucking about.
[Mark:] She's not.. That's why he says to me... I'm gonna make sure they're to get me fucking in!
[Jonston:] He won't get... passed us.
[Mark:] You say like it... ah, oh aye! You're expecting
[Jonston:] man in the box.
[Leigh:] Me!
[Mark:] Aye,al
[Leigh:] If I got stopped I'm grabbing Albert... and he's coming down to get changed too!
[speaker006:] [LAUGHTER]
[Leigh:] Anyway, I'm not fucking
[speaker006:] Are you sure they'll let you in? Let's see.
[Mark:] Well if he doesn't, we'll just go somewhere else then.
[speaker006:] We'll have to get, have to get
[Jonston:] Oh aye! Eh!
[speaker006:] about bottles.
[Mark:] Is there?
[Jonston:] That this Thursday... the twelfth of May
[Mark:] Aye I know. He's alright. Aye, I know.
[Jonston:] ...... and see how he
[speaker006:] No! Leave that alone. Ah, what did I say?
[Leigh:] It's
[speaker006:] Aye.
[Mark:] Is it? Are they having it?
[speaker006:] Allo, oh Allan says he'll, I'll get yous tickets.
[Mark:] That's very well, we're going then.
[Leigh:] And is there one where they get so much parties and that cos it's free?
[Anne:] I've got tickets for a too.
[speaker006:] I don't know who it is. I got them last night, you know. [cough]... Who says that fucking Norman and er... Bashy never had... shirts on last week? They didn't.
[Anne:] That's right. They didn't even wear a shirt.
[Mark:] Aye. Considering their dad was on the door like. [cough]
[Leigh:] Oh that's true.
[speaker006:] You weren't wearing jeans.
[Jonston:] I was wearing jeans last week.
[speaker006:] I says to your dad, your dad said well you weren't wearing jeans. That's right! I saw last week.
[Jonston:] Is that, that what he said?
[Leigh:] Aye, that's right your dad said you weren't.
[Jonston:] Sure I wore my jeans with my white T-shirt.
[Leigh:] They said your man wasn't wearing jeans, he wasn't gonna let him in, in here.
[Jonston:] ?
[Leigh:] You was wearing a Wrangler... jacket well too.
[Jonston:] look at the lot of us.
[Mark:] Peters.
[speaker006:] Well you better er... sticking that on getting a... fifty in your lap.
[Leigh:] Maybe get down to the corner too.
[Mark:] Ah, it doesn't bother him. He's loaded!
[speaker006:] Is he loaded? Aye.
[Mark:] Ah. So he's taking me here tonight.
[speaker006:] Albert.
[Leigh:] [LAUGHTER] Is he your nanny []?
[speaker006:] That's right. [LAUGHTER]
[Mark:] See what I mean?
[speaker006:] [LAUGHTER] I hope []!
[Leigh:] Well I won't be doing any!
[speaker006:] He must be the one, the man with all the money and everything.
[Mark:] He is, indeed!
[speaker006:] Mm. He is.
[Mark:] He ain't working any more.
[Jonston:] What's the odds?
[speaker006:] Ten to one.
[Leigh:] One to two. [LAUGHTER] One to two, I told you []!
[Mark:] [LAUGHTER]
[speaker006:] Hello. Who's that?
[Mark:] On your fucking! What's this for? Is this... they jabbing your... face my Lordship!
[speaker006:] Aye.
[Jonston:] What are they doing?
[speaker006:] About four times a night. Just checking. See if there's a
[Mark:] [singing] Da da da [].
[Leigh:] Excuse me lad, we're in a hurry here!
[Mark:] We're supposed to be in a hurry. Look. that?
[Leigh:] About the time we're fucking get away about six quid!
[speaker003:] [LAUGHTER]
[speaker006:] All this waiting time! But anyway, I just hope there's
[Leigh:] We're gonna an A B C or something.
[speaker006:] Yeah.
[Mark:] One of you got an A B C! [LAUGHTER]
[Leigh:] [LAUGHTER]
[speaker006:] [LAUGHTER] We're twenty three... we're barely that! Just he is. What? The... ten P What them? twenty P, thirty P piece. No! And is it
[Leigh:] car what's that? See my bro'er, my bro'er wanted dropped off somewhere, know what your man done? He went past the bo, my brother wanted dropped off, it was a one way street... he went the way down... came back up and parked... and by the time he come up and parked it was thirty P extra!
[speaker006:] [LAUGHTER]
[Leigh:] [LAUGHTER] My brother went and fucked himself []! It was one, it was
[speaker006:] Go down that way
[Leigh:] two pound ten, here he was, two forty... for what? He could have dropped me off the first time! He was, I know but I had to turn. [LAUGHTER] And he goes will you fucking turn the next time after fucking, you drop me off! I'll shoot him!
[Jonston:] Any of yous got ten P?
[Leigh:] Ten P?
[Jonston:] Aye.
[Leigh:] [LAUGHTER]
[Mark:] Oh!
[speaker006:] Fifty.
[Leigh:] He's a man with money.
[Jonston:] No, where's Albert's phone number and... my keys?
[speaker006:] The That's the biggest number Albert had.
[Leigh:] It's down here, take that down.
[speaker006:] Aye, here's an eighty P.
[Jonston:] I'll try it. Just hold on.
[speaker006:] That's it.
[Jonston:] [LAUGHTER]
[Leigh:] You!
[speaker006:] This guy's got big boils!
[Anne:] What's the time then anyway?
[Mark:] Quarter past.
[Leigh:] Yep!
[speaker006:] Ten past nine.
[Leigh:] Eight?
[speaker006:] It's ten past nine.
[Anne:] I'll bet you he's not coming in.
[speaker006:] Have you tried? What? Twenty five. Oh! I've got nothing. Yeah.
[Leigh:] [yawning] Oh []!
[Jonston:] Nothing
[Leigh:] It's all bollocks! I was and I'm playing football match and there I was absolutely fucked!
[speaker006:] I was meant to go there. Did you work late over there last night? Robert! I was meant to go and play there. Were you? For Aye. Playing Scottish next week.
[Jonston:] See Tony.
[speaker006:] Scotty?
[Jonston:] Oh aye. That's right.
[speaker006:] Scotty with a moustache?
[Jonston:] Aye.
[speaker006:] Ah. Know him as well. Why what? And again he sa, he says that... if. He says the colours are. Aye. Said why didn't you knock him back. Ah come on!
[Mark:] That Scotty, he's... he gets weird!
[speaker006:] Yeah, he's dead honest. He's had... lots of lottery people from er.... Who's he then? Club owner. Here's your thing.
[Mark:] Used to sit down
[speaker006:] But er
[Mark:] in the middle of pitch.
[speaker006:] Bu is he a? Aye. He was last year. I don't know if he is this year. The bastard! [LAUGHTER] Oh I'm just guessing. Tell me, this guy he's a fucking
[Ormo:] Fucking! Eh! He was do, over to get my one time, know.
[speaker006:] A while ago he done that.
[Ormo:] Ask him, does he know Ormo. I bet he's fucking
[speaker006:] Where did they come from? I dunno. [section removed] [LAUGHTER] That's alright. Go ahead.
[Leigh:] Right.
[Ormo:] [LAUGHTER]
[Leigh:] See if I can shut the door on you! Cor! I might call back to fucking haunt you you bastard!
[Mark:] [LAUGHTER]... cunt!
[speaker003:] [LAUGHTER]
[speaker006:] Please tune in... tonight!
[Leigh:] You see, I daren't say that. Come and, he might look at me for something.
[Ormo:] But did you give then?
[Leigh:] Mark.
[Ormo:] What did? Did you give a right name?
[Leigh:] [LAUGHTER] No []!!
[Ormo:] Och! I think you're right, I wasn't even.
[Mark:] [LAUGHTER]
[speaker006:] Neither did I.
[Ormo:] I was, did you show
[speaker006:] but that's the second you've used that. ! Your mad! Fucking give the police the wrong!
[Mark:] [LAUGHTER]
[speaker006:] big party.
[Ormo:] They're lovely you know that! That was nice!
[speaker006:] [LAUGHTER]
[Ormo:] I'll have to compare Deborah.
[speaker006:] Got a light? Is she having to come back off them. [LAUGHTER]
[Leigh:] ... I think this... your woman goes here and all. Used to be, see her now.
[Mark:] Aye.
[speaker006:] Aye.
[Ormo:] Oh! Michelle?
[Leigh:] Aye. No.
[speaker006:] No Michelle. Ah! Ah!
[Ormo:] I know her brother said he might be with her.
[Leigh:] No, she wasn't with him.
[Ormo:] and er, Maxine. I dunno where he is.
[speaker006:] Oh yeah. I er... er... I haven't that. So that could be ? the answer to your
[Ormo:] I don't know where Moira is, they're all finished them
[speaker006:] Oh well that's alright, is running away.
[Ormo:] Her feller?
[speaker006:] Aye. Feller she might er.... She gets carried away.
[Ormo:] If it's Kerry he'll be round!
[Mark:] [LAUGHTER]
[Leigh:] [LAUGHTER]
[Mark:] For everybody?
[speaker006:] That's fucking desperate that Allan!
[Ormo:] Thanks in million.
[speaker006:] There you go.
[Mark:] Get the fuck all out!
[Ormo:] Cheers man!
[Mark:] Alright thanks. [LAUGHTER]
[speaker006:] I wouldn't worry about it.
[Mark:] I gotta turn this thing off here.
[Ormo:] Your walkman?
[Mark:] No.
[speaker006:] Well, stay he will?
[Albert:] [noise train]
[Mark:] What?
[Albert:] Here's a bit of skirt.
[Mark:] Oh big deal! What if it was?
[Albert:] I would say no.
[Mark:] Whoever it was Are you we gonna try for someone or
[Albert:] Yes.
[Mark:] something?
[Albert:] Yes, I think we are.
[Mark:] Oh aye.
[Albert:] I didn't wanna
[Mark:] There's plenty of them in the Washington ain't there?
[Albert:] What?
[Mark:] Wanna try them do you? You always try. None of us. Oh I know alright! You just go to people you know Albert! I don't see you going
[Albert:] It's like one of those people on the
[Mark:] Do you go
[Albert:] .
[Mark:] Aye! But you know them don't you?
[Albert:] So!
[Mark:] Well so what! You don't
[Albert:] Do I?
[Mark:] go to other people and... ask them up to dance and all do you?
[Albert:] Yes I have.
[Mark:] When?
[Albert:] In the Washington like
[Mark:] Aye.
[Albert:] What the fuck!
[Mark:] The girl came to you Leigh that time!
[Leigh:] Aye. There's a couple who came to me Mark!... But how about the other people as well, you know.... Not just this one.
[Albert:] Do you just wanna walk?
[Leigh:] Do you also?
[Mark:] Alright!... I dunno.
[Albert:] Look at her?
[speaker006:] Alright?
[Albert:] What? Look at her!... Erm... how much is it for hotel? Shall we go there? [noise train] Ah! [singing] All of my... love []. You're just sad cos you never saw me. Oh yeah, just is that alright?
[Mark:] Oh it's just one of faces. It's in the Washington. Debby wants too.
[Albert:] Not me. I just want to have Debby. Debby gonna have that girl here.
[Mark:] Aye. Well who was just dreaming about two!
[Albert:] Well he, he would have talked more about that was how.
[Mark:] That's like Davey too he keeps on and on all night!
[Albert:] Fuck!
[Mark:] Oh fuck, you've changed your tune now haven't you?
[Albert:] or whatever, he's a bit of fun anyway. do you think? He's an annoying fucker!
[Mark:] Now what does that mean when you fucking... first asked? Want the Washington?
[Albert:] Don't worry about him, what he's saying!
[Mark:] Aye. You know what the place is like.
[Albert:] What?
[Mark:] You know what Copacabana is like. You know what other place is like.
[Albert:] Right, and it made my last week.
[Mark:] [shouting] Aye! Cos your dad was on door! Your man always there! And all it was a Aye []!
[Albert:] Yeah. But that's what I mean about it.
[Mark:] [shouting] Cos you made your own fun that's why []! ... Whoever, yourself!
[Albert:] I never said that.
[Leigh:] I don't care. I had to keep you up. Cos you were gonna sit down again and he went and sat down.
[Mark:] No! You went and, you went and sat down... and I seen yous fucking between the so I went and sat down.
[Albert:] I.
[Mark:] [shouting] Aye, you were! You were pulling him back to get on the dance floor! So I sat
[Albert:] I didn't!
[Mark:] down!
[Albert:] He
[Mark:] I felt sort of like a dickhead fucking []! Cos you had to pull him down to dance.
[Albert:] After we if he didn't enjoy it then he'd get off the floor. He was just about to walk off when I pulled him back on.
[Mark:] Ah you grabbed him and wanted to walk... tried to walk on... tried to
[Albert:] Well he
[Mark:] walk off.
[Albert:] all I had to do was dance there anyway back to the other side. But you just fucking walked all off!
[Mark:] Aye! I ain't gonna stand there dancing away while you fucking find me! He's gonna dance! Aye.
[Albert:] Sure
[Mark:] Aye, in the Washington I was... in the Washington
[Albert:] I just
[Mark:] everybody does it like that.
[Albert:] So, but anywhere else Marky! Not just at the Washington. I thought you mean you can't dance about the Washington and nowhere else.... [singing]... all my life...... la, la la la... I look in your eyes... darling, da dum... la la la la la [].
[Mark:] What? What about your dad?
[Albert:] What? [noise train]
[Mark:] What about your dad?
[Albert:] Ah?
[Mark:] Ah? Are we there?
[Albert:] [singing] I'm still... let us hope that... and don't forget who's taking you home
[Mark:] [singing] you home [].
[Albert:] and in who's arms you're gonna be... so darling... save the last dance for me [].
[Mark:] [singing] Save the last dance for me [].... Oh!
[Albert:] [singing]... and wop wop wop bobble wop, ding da ding ding ding... blue moon... I saw you standing alone
[Mark:] [singing] Saw you standing alone []
[Albert:] without a care in the... the world... without a love of my own. Without a
[Mark:] [singing] tear in my eye.
[Albert:] Without a Without a Without a
[Mark:] [].
[Albert:] Without a
[Mark:] [LAUGHTER]... [singing+laughing] in my []. [singing] Without a love [].
[Albert:] ... must be.
[Mark:] Can't go in case they're not cheap.
[Albert:] Say that you... Bloody!... [singing] But don't forget who's taking you home... and in who's arms you're gonna... aha... oh darling []. They're not even over the chippie yet. [singing] Oh []!
[Mark:] [singing] Oh []!
[Leigh:] Hey Mark what's this?
[Mark:] Hey?
[Leigh:] so it is boy.
[Mark:] Cos that's the channel it's on because of
[Leigh:] Turn it off.
[Mark:] Where's the remote? Where's the remote?
[Leigh:] Is it on now?
[Mark:] Where's the remote? Right! Tell him he's the first one with the remote. Hey! Hey! Where's the remote?
[Leigh:] Hallway.
[speaker006:] There.
[Mark:] [singing]... each other to be... a little sweet love forever [].... Shouldn't need to. Which one's the cha Which one's the channel, the video on?
[Leigh:] That's it there.
[speaker006:] Look at you two drunks!
[Leigh:] She could have just mind.
[Mark:] I don't think so.
[Leigh:] Be quite hard.
[Mark:] [LAUGHTER]
[Leigh:] Mark.
[Mark:] And again.
[Leigh:] Bit taller.
[speaker006:] Avaline.
[Leigh:] [whispering] That wouldn't make any difference [].
[Mark:] There you are then, that's what I'm saying.
[speaker006:] What do you say?
[Leigh:] ... Must admit, I hate those.
[Mark:] [singing] [].
[Leigh:] How do you know?... What happened to this last you was dancing with?... [whispering] [].
[Mark:] [singing] [].... Cos the other day she stayed, aha.
[Leigh:] I know she [tv on]
[Mark:] That's nice.
[Leigh:] Is that Mark?
[Mark:] Yes.
[Leigh:] [LAUGHTER]... That's a ripe old age! Fucking hell!.
[Mark:] Aha.
[Leigh:] It's disgusting!
[Mark:] Is he, is he the black one?... Do you wanna watch that?
[Leigh:] No.
[Mark:] ... I don't like that. I'm not too fussed about it.
[Leigh:] Joe 's dead!
[Mark:] Really?
[Leigh:] on the bed. But er... she let her kiss you?
[speaker006:] Mm? No.
[Leigh:] I rang Michael.... He's the one er, was saying. It was you saying about it.
[speaker006:] He was being really helpful.
[Leigh:] Who was?
[speaker006:] Bernie.
[Leigh:] ... well it is now! But it is now.
[Mark:] [singing] Da da, der der er [].
[Leigh:] ... got it back yet?
[Mark:] What?
[Leigh:] Can I borrow it?
[Mark:] Yep.
[Leigh:] Which tape and all was on there? [music] Better off using your own.
[speaker006:] I don't worry about it.
[Mark:] tt... No.
[Leigh:] Got some of you, should I? She standing right there and that means, that means she's on the way..
[Mark:] Turn that off.
[Leigh:] There you go. I think it's back in. How about that? [singing] Need you [].
[Mark:] Come on.
[Leigh:] [singing] []. Turn that off could you?
[Mark:] Just turn it off by the T V.
[Leigh:] I'll turn it off by the wall. It wasn't turned on by the T V. It was turned on by remote control.
[Mark:] Let me turn this off.... Somewhere.
[Leigh:] [singing] Arrivederci, it's one on one [].
[Mark:] Sock.
[Leigh:] Socky. Socks and my shoes. So what are you saying?... You're gonna have to bribe me. Shall I put that back?
[speaker006:] Did you walk all the way?
[Mark:] Mm?
[speaker006:] Did you walk over here?
[Mark:] .
[speaker006:] Mm?
[Mark:] Take it back with you. [walking, noisy traffic going past] How many earphones? Having the earphones?
[Leigh:] I know, it's much better!
[Mark:] Aye.
[Leigh:] [singing] So Arrivederci...... Arrivederci it's one on one [].
[speaker006:] It's down there.
[Leigh:] Ah yeah? I wish you would have told me about it.
[speaker006:] What?
[Leigh:] You didn't tell me about it. She'd never believe it. Cor! That's the only reason I've to tell her anyway.
[speaker006:] You wouldn't have the right.
[Mark:] She can sleep downstairs. Sit up and watch... videos all night.
[Leigh:] Oh....
[Mark:] What?
[Leigh:] Have a.
[Mark:] What?
[Leigh:] Have a blue one.
[Mark:] Sure if it is, I would, the way, I'd die but if. Hey?
[Leigh:] Not so bad.
[Mark:] So how's her wee cats? Or is it.
[Leigh:] Only
[Mark:] Aye. Oh good!
[Leigh:] What's her name? [singing] Why do you have to be a... heart breaker []. I never knew that was on. I never knew that was on.
[Mark:] It was under there.
[Leigh:] What was?
[Mark:] That's underneath... Hulk Hogan and that.
[Leigh:] Warrior! Urgh! Urgh! Urgh! Urgh! It's the music of the warrior! They're going wild! [singing] Down, down! Da na []! That's right, so we work them down a bit. I'd like to go back to fucking Monday night.
[Mark:] I thought it wasn't good up there tonight?
[Leigh:] But er
[Mark:] You two ought to. You'll be able to shoot me! Fortunately
[Leigh:] Yeah.
[Mark:] they, they'd fucking shoot me!
[Leigh:] [LAUGHTER] Ah, I doubt it []! Cos you had to be there last week, you say?
[Mark:] Who?
[speaker006:] Yeah, I bet last week wasn't good.
[Leigh:] [singing] We're playing for... [singing+whispering] [].
[speaker006:] Put it away. Take the road.
[Mark:] They're hurting someone.
[Leigh:] We're going up to your house and dodge through the back!... I'm starving!
[speaker006:] Oh what the fuck!
[Leigh:] Yeah, whatever that is.
[Mark:] It was a good night on Saturday night, Leigh?
[Leigh:] Oh yeah. Just sitting and. It's twenty past twelve. Och, She'll be by that sitting there half ten like.
[Mark:] Ah, fucking, like you do on a Friday night!
[Leigh:] Fuck. See Jackie last time they were there, sure.
[Mark:] Well Jackie and Gail, well at least
[Leigh:] Aye,. Didn't think that was a very good night.
[Mark:] Kelly's?
[Leigh:] I dunno. Seen everyone getting on a grey bus. I dunno where... where they're going. You what?
[Mark:] You're useless! Well, my.
[Leigh:] Ah? I don't care like! I don't really wanna know what they about me.
[Mark:] Alright?
[Leigh:] Why, why you calling him? Well I wouldn't call him. Fucking! What is it, a?
[Mark:] No.
[Leigh:] Well shut up then. Have you told him that I'm a?
[Mark:] What? No, it'll be probably be a long sight. Should be getting one.
[Leigh:] ... enjoy the ten percent.
[Mark:] Fuck! So do I!.
[Leigh:] If they had to sell it.
[Mark:] How many gigs do they have like? Cos I like them to serve food, I really do.
[Leigh:] It's a nice bar system, fucking people going in. [noise traffic]
[speaker006:] I love to eat! Aye, where were you?
[Mark:] Copacabana.
[speaker006:] Any good?
[Mark:] Christ Shit!
[Leigh:] Shit!
[Mark:] One boring fuckers wanted to go.
[Leigh:] It was boring
[Mark:] That's cos I was bored! That's the word for the place.
[speaker006:] I heard he's got fat.
[Mark:] Where were you?
[speaker006:] Simon? What?
[Mark:] Where were you?
[speaker006:] Some party, wished I hadn't of went.
[Mark:] Why?
[speaker006:] Bastards shaved my
[Leigh:] [LAUGHTER]... Seriously?
[speaker006:] Really... fucking pure bald!
[Leigh:] [LAUGHTER]
[speaker006:] Bastards! What?
[Leigh:] Where did you go?
[speaker006:] Party. Say well
[Leigh:] Where you going now?
[speaker006:] see what you can do with this.
[Mark:] What could you do with it, like?
[speaker006:] Fuck all! See all the fucking!
[Mark:] [LAUGHTER]
[Leigh:] Want Chinese?
[speaker006:] Why, you going up for a Chinese?
[Leigh:] Mm.
[speaker006:] No. No..
[Leigh:] Who? [LAUGHTER]... Yeah. How do you
[speaker006:] He does
[Leigh:] know?
[speaker006:] he does it. I just fucking packed up and have a sister. Pity there's no. Hey, here, let me off here taxi driver.
[Leigh:] [LAUGHTER]
[speaker006:] Hello! Seen your house.
[Mark:] Have you? Have you?
[speaker006:] Baldy aye.
[Leigh:] [LAUGHTER]
[Mark:] What did they say to you?
[speaker006:] Oh her mum was delighted to see me.
[Leigh:] Was she?
[speaker006:] Aye, she nice then?
[Leigh:] [singing] Playing for England [].
[Mark:] .
[speaker006:] Oh wait till I get to him! I'll.
[Mark:] Aye. One half one.
[Albert:] Cor!... aye, aye, aye!
[Mark:] You been down?
[Albert:] I'm off to fucking bed! I don't know how I'm gonna fix this?
[Mark:] Just leave it.
[speaker006:] You got work tomorrow haven't yee? Ah?
[Mark:] Cos you always like it shaved don't you? Close.
[speaker006:] Well not fucking this shaved! Holy Shit!
[Albert:] No hair at all.
[Mark:] It's not bad. Baldy!
[speaker006:] I went pure white!
[Albert:] Oh! [LAUGHTER]
[Mark:] [LAUGHTER]
[Albert:] You!
[speaker006:] [LAUGHTER] Over this side []! I'd say it's still not bad.
[Albert:] I'd say it's not too bad compared to this fucking thing!
[speaker006:] Ah fuck you! You'll have to shave that a bit. So, are we gonna be here?
[Mark:] Who done it?
[speaker006:] I dunno.
[Mark:] Who done it?
[speaker006:] [LAUGHTER] Should have taken my own
[Albert:] Don't worry about it.
[speaker006:] soap!
[Albert:] [singing] Who said []
[speaker006:] [singing] Who said [] I'll have to wear a hat.
[Mark:] Fucking balaclava more like it, don't know about a fucking hat!
[speaker006:] Still working?
[Mark:] Aye.
[Albert:] Well, are we gonna go down here?
[Mark:] Right lads. Probably see you tomorrow.
[speaker006:] Yes alright.
[Mark:] Oh yeah.
[Albert:] I just didn't like him. He keeps on stinking.
[Mark:] It's you they're looking at. Listen, I'm alright. To the nearest fucking... gonna get down through there.
[Albert:] Just to see what the... people say.
[Mark:] Yeah. I'll be working all day you see. So, from one to ten I'll sleep.
[Albert:] Fucking hell!
[Mark:] Leave about one o'clock... get in at half four. [walking by the road, traffic very noisy]
[Albert:] Aye, cos you were in early this week.. If you left at two.
[Mark:] One.... Get up at nine, get a stop there like. All that time we're getting on... your bus stops at....... Leigh!
[Albert:] It's not actually Leigh.
[Mark:] last night?
[Albert:] Fuck me! That's all I ever get!
[Mark:] Oh! Do you?
[Albert:] [yawning] I'm on the earlies in the morning now [].
[Leigh:] If I'm on the earlies, right? And I get up about... half four, right? Just say half four
[Albert:] That time we're just coming in from a nightclub.
[Leigh:] I get up for about half four... and
[Mark:] [noise traffic]
[Leigh:] ... I go to bed at half eleven... till twelve. But I'm no, I'm in the house like, but I tho, I don't go to my bed till about half eleven twelve. Generally.
[Mark:] Do you, bollocks!
[Leigh:] I fucking go
[Mark:] You were in bed about half ten last week.
[Leigh:] Ah, but sure right. I don't come in till about half ten.... I don't come in till half ten, or ten, ten o'clock. Why don't you ask to go to bed every... half hour.
[Mark:] Alright, just say it Leigh! Just say it! You're coming down to see us.
[Leigh:] Oh! And very funny! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Very funny!
[Mark:] How do you feel like? It's a right... bastard on this! It says bastard on his back! She's going to beat me.
[Leigh:] Kiss my arse!
[Mark:] Mm.
[Albert:] She's probably a hooker.
[Leigh:] [singing] [].
[Mark:] That's nice. Go and pick her up.
[Leigh:] Oh! Why do you think everybody's.
[Mark:] [LAUGHTER]
[Leigh:] In fact, that's a good place to stand there. Oh fuck off you!
[Albert:] [LAUGHTER] Fuck off you []!... I didn't want you to.
[Mark:] [LAUGHTER]
[Albert:] Hey! This is mine!
[Mark:] [LAUGHTER]
[Leigh:] Fucking sore!
[Mark:] Oh for fuck's sake you're in it too.
[Albert:] I'd laugh if they've got her.
[Mark:] It's up there. Somebody's pulling that back off again.
[Leigh:] Fucking stupid!
[Mark:] See that.
[Albert:] Go on then! Sorry! No touts, thank you.
[Leigh:] Thank you! Just fuck off!
[Mark:] ... Just sort of looked after me.
[Leigh:] [LAUGHTER] I knew [].
[Mark:] Ah? Cos I knew she wouldn't come near me.
[Leigh:] I'm sure glad I've got it's just that I seem to be.
[Albert:] Oh I don't care like!
[Mark:] ... Oh, I got it. You want a be a biker? I goes, no like. Obviously not. Just.
[Albert:] He's a very like er... rebellious towards rock and roll.
[Mark:] Yeah, but if you remember I goes in to his right now.
[Leigh:] Oh fuck! He was gonna kick his car down!... I mean he really was a fucking animal!... But er
[Mark:] But his car's over there, right? Leigh? It's over there. If you put... there. You've only got.
[Leigh:] Oh sure!... Sure you can erm
[Albert:] He's just said, we going into there?
[Mark:] Mm.... I must find another. [noise traffic]
[Leigh:] But we never have long there.
[Albert:] He's never there long enough.
[Mark:] That's right.
[Albert:] Doesn't he get the bristles on him!
[Leigh:] On the way, yeah!
[Mark:] Loads of cars!... Where is
[Leigh:] This chap nearly got stabbed and we sa saw it.
[Albert:] Well it's his fucking!
[Mark:] They ought to let that out.
[Albert:] It is, that is a bloody nuisance! Fucking!
[Mark:] Shh! Shh! Shh!
[Leigh:] There's no messing about....... he says I've been talking to that wee feller... and he was talking about the pub which got.
[Mark:] Ha!
[Albert:] Can you see the... talent! Oh! second choice oh, in the end... fucking Moya! She'd like it though.
[Mark:] Moya. Moya. Ah! Does this mean you're moving out?
[Albert:] No, it's fucking... with that fat girl!
[Mark:] Oh! Fucking
[Albert:] She had nice knockers, mind you!
[Leigh:] ... Sure feels definite.
[Mark:] As we ever
[Leigh:] So!
[Mark:] we would have all got out. [LAUGHTER]... And hung!
[Leigh:] This mindless feller move his bike straight out!
[Albert:] And it was the er... just going out... and... she pushed me too far! [LAUGHTER]
[Leigh:] At least we got a couple of fucking here with those girls, you know what I mean, it feels good.... You don't talk very much there Mark?
[Mark:] What?
[Leigh:] You ought to... liven up a bit!
[Mark:] I'm pissed off!
[Leigh:] Because of work? Are you going to go
[Mark:] Are you walking down to the garage?
[Albert:] What?
[Mark:] Aren't you walking down to the garage?
[Albert:] Walking down to the garage?
[Mark:] Aye.
[Albert:] Aye.
[Leigh:] Well you didn't seem to be enjoying yourself sitting out there like.
[Mark:] I'm really enjoying myself now. I'd rather be sitting in there and listening to music.
[Albert:] That's all I think that place is good for, is the music. Good for the crack. That's the good part of going to, The.
[Mark:] I could not have stayed up there and fucking hell!... I could not have sat there all night. I'd have walked out. Fucking left the two of yous there!
[Albert:] Yeah, perhaps we fucking should!
[Leigh:] Well where are we going then?
[Albert:] The only reason which I haven't.
[Mark:] Aha. Less walking.
[Albert:] .
[Leigh:] [mimicking] I'll you bet you her []! Please leave... the bottom line.
[Mark:] Big deal! It was crap over there! And some of them are practically doing that every night!
[Leigh:] Oh wow!
[Mark:] What?
[Leigh:] I haven't.
[Mark:] Over in that Over there!... I was.
[Leigh:] Where?
[Mark:] Over there.
[Leigh:] I don't know where you were sitting. Look! There's Albert. He must have got it from someone.
[Mark:] Last night Leigh.
[Leigh:] Last night? Were you up at the garage? How come you were all up the garage last night?
[Mark:] Refresh your memory Leigh.
[Leigh:] Oh is it?
[Mark:] Yeah. When we came back from Diva
[Leigh:] Was it? Back from Diva
[Mark:] Yeah. It was all mucky Leigh.
[speaker006:] It's a good day now! It's a good easy day. Over there?
[Mark:] It's not a very good day.
[Leigh:] I wasn't sure. I wasn't sure I'd give it out.
[Mark:] I used to go in the dark.
[Leigh:] Aye me too. And I'm feeling, feeling really sober.
[Mark:] Yeah, I thought so like.
[Leigh:] Ah?
[Mark:] [LAUGHTER]
[Leigh:] Aye.
[Mark:] [LAUGHTER]... Excuse me!
[Leigh:] ... all the [LAUGHTER] time [].
[Mark:] Together! As one nation!
[Leigh:] [LAUGHTER]
[Mark:] And I've said... fuck you! And I said... fuck you too! Ha! Get the fuck out of my country! Well what er, do you wanna do? It's the hit man and.
[Leigh:] How the hell do they go out every night there! Stick that in my coat.
[Mark:] Hey lads. Hey look!
[Leigh:] His eyes. Look at me.
[Mark:] Alright? Ray. I'll tell you I'll go up and collect him.
[Leigh:] Ray called for you.
[speaker006:] I know.
[Mark:] is there.
[Leigh:] Are you?
[Mark:] Write it down there. Record it. Y M C A at. Hers is not bad.
[Leigh:] She's
[Mark:] Aye.
[Leigh:] Got it in an advert, you know... available.... What do I have to do now? It's quite a lot of walking. We've passed the....... Oh Jesus!
[Mark:] Turn around, see that dog.
[Leigh:] too.... Oh is he anyway. Load
[Mark:] Aye.
[Leigh:] of bullshit! [traffic noise]... Actually I'll get in first, that'll be rather good cos I don't have to pay....... Just missed the.
[Mark:] Where?
[Leigh:] Ah.
[Mark:] Oh I saw them.
[Leigh:] Their T V's on. Oh then, I'll see you tomorrow shall I?
[Mark:] Yeah, alright. Right.... Yeah, it's terrible! What time is it? Ten to four? Ten to four. [whispering] Getting in at ten to four []. It's all your fault! Could always take a dog for walk.
[Leigh:] He attacked me. Only joking! [LAUGHTER]
[Mark:] It's freezing!
[Leigh:] [whispering] Well come and take a bit of a bed [].
[Mark:] What's the matter? You're taking the mick aren't you?
[Leigh:] [whispering] That's if you have a bed when you go back []!
[Mark:] Ah true.
[Leigh:] [LAUGHTER]
[Mark:] take over it. There's nothing Leigh, in there's. Thomas, Thomas, Thomas! That's all I get.
[Leigh:] [LAUGHTER]
[Mark:] [whispering] Hey Leigh []! I can't feel nothing.
[Leigh:] Aye.
[Mark:] [whispering]. They are []?
[speaker006:] [whispering] We're all waiting in here cos it's freezing [].
[Leigh:] [whispering] Say, everybody was saying to me we could break in there [].
[Mark:] Say before what?... Aye. Dead on.
[speaker006:] Here boy! Here now! Up! Up! Up! Up!
[Leigh:] [LAUGHTER]
[Mark:] Oh! in shit! Get out of there! Go ahead!... Up!
[Leigh:] Ha!
[Mark:] Why do they eat? What happened?
[Kerry:] [LAUGHTER]
[Mark:] Oh! Up! Up!
[Leigh:] [LAUGHTER]
[Mark:] Good dog! Good dog!... Go over in that ditch there. There! There! There! That.
[Leigh:] [LAUGHTER]... That was fucking all over! [LAUGHTER]... Enjoy yourself? [singing] Do they have to know
[Mark:] Hang on!
[Leigh:] Hang on!
[Mark:] Wait! There's a car.
[speaker006:] He'll stay on the same side of the road... as me, or as anybody.
[Leigh:] [].
[Mark:] Aye.
[Leigh:] Ooh!
[speaker006:] Until, no he will. He won't run out onto us. He'll stay till you go.
[Leigh:] Oh!
[Mark:] So if you went across he'd stay here? And if I stayed th this side, and you went across he'd stay with me?
[speaker006:] Well I wasn't sure. [LAUGHTER]
[Mark:] Ah! Ha!
[speaker006:] If you started running across, call Bruce! Bruce! Bruce! Aye, he'd go.
[Leigh:] [singing] Caught up in your wishing well... your hopes and sadness
[Mark:] [singing] sadness
[Leigh:] take your love and promises and make them last.
[Mark:] promises and make them last [].
[Leigh:] You make them last []. That's why we haven't. Yeah? Yeah?
[Mark:] Up!
[Leigh:] That's.
[Albert:] Up!
[Mark:] Here! Here! Aargh! Aargh!
[Leigh:] You ought to see them up...... it's sort of like a leg here, half a leg there a bit of chatting up. No he's... he's found somewhere to.
[Mark:] But I thought... well he's trying to get over a dog.
[Leigh:] Yeah, you're at the right end! Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! I can't get in. There's Albert he... er, as though we down I expect up the other side. You gotta jump down then up.
[Mark:] Then what?
[Leigh:] Yeah, so either the people gotta go, ah! [LAUGHTER] I just did []!
[Mark:] Who?
[Leigh:] Fucking, all the others, er, didn't make out.
[Mark:] So what? Excuse me! We thought you's was with Neil.
[Albert:] Oh yeah, that was me.
[Leigh:] Not at all. He'd never fucking do that! Just do n't. Wo Bruce! Come on egit! [LAUGHTER]
[Mark:] [LAUGHTER]
[Albert:] Did you get the way you do that you clot!
[Leigh:] I won't probably.
[Albert:] I see.
[Mark:] [LAUGHTER]
[Albert:] I see.
[Leigh:] Perfect?
[Albert:] Aha.
[Mark:] You forgot who you got.
[Leigh:] What do you think of your bike now anyway?
[Albert:] [LAUGHTER] [].
[Leigh:] That's a thermal you've gotta have.
[Albert:] He don't want one, I put it back with the rest.
[Leigh:] Did he? Good!
[Albert:] The bike.... You'll see for yourself, I'm gonna get rid of it.
[Mark:] What?
[Albert:] Any time I like. It's fucking! I'm gonna be able to take away that one.
[Mark:] Why?
[Albert:] Here at the hospital.
[Leigh:] It blew!
[Mark:] Why what happened?
[Albert:] Linda was holding and it blew. Just fucking shattered in half!
[speaker006:] Straight over arm, over here.
[Albert:] Yeah, but fuck it! But I suppose, like... blew it all.
[Mark:] Anything happen, like, no?
[Albert:] No.
[speaker006:] She had to go down to
[Albert:] Linda fucking! Fu started smacking Pippa over Blue's nose!
[Leigh:] What the fuck! [LAUGHTER]
[Albert:] Clean you out of his.
[Leigh:] Oh that's right!... Johnny boy! Got or something?
[Mark:] There's another one.
[Leigh:] That's a. That's what I'll do, I'll get a one.
[Mark:] What?
[Leigh:] Swear I'd do that. Smell another dog's shat.
[Albert:] Aye.
[Leigh:] [LAUGHTER] You bastard []! Wallop!
[Albert:] Ooh! That can come and see me.
[Mark:] You a special case or something up, boy, you! You think you are a. You walk
[Leigh:] Are you?
[Mark:] in front.
[Leigh:] Bruce!
[Mark:] You think you're special? I'd like to see.
[Leigh:] [singing] And do they have to know
[Albert:] Oh Christ!
[Leigh:] about my good
[Mark:] What?
[Leigh:] night
[Albert:] It's. Dare you to get permission for your.
[Mark:] [LAUGHTER]
[Albert:] Can't be helped.
[Leigh:] We could do. What if he wants
[Mark:] Here he comes.
[Leigh:] Sure did. It's a certain.
[Albert:] Going for a triple A.
[Leigh:] [LAUGHTER]
[Mark:] [LAUGHTER]
[Leigh:] I'm gonna tell her, that you woke me up Bruce. So
[Mark:] [LAUGHTER]
[Albert:] [LAUGHTER]
[speaker006:] Hello.
[Mark:] First one.
[Leigh:] It's really cold.
[Albert:] coming to my bachelor's.
[Leigh:] No dropping off at Kellydonald
[Mark:] [LAUGHTER]
[Albert:] [LAUGHTER]
[Mark:] [LAUGHTER]
[Leigh:] Where's your other leg? Up! Up, son up! Up! Up!
[Albert:] Aye. Well that dog jumps up.
[Mark:] [LAUGHTER]
[Albert:] Oh my lovely dog!
[Leigh:] Interesting how your la, your back is Johnny.
[speaker006:] I have to play for next week. Well, I don't have to, like. They want me to. Cos they're scared of getting beaten. So he asked me to play, cos they're playing against the Scotches.
[Mark:] Are they?
[speaker006:] Aye.
[Leigh:] [whispering] [].
[speaker006:] After me packing
[Mark:] Oh right!
[speaker006:] football in... after Ballymena. Should go.
[Leigh:] Who?
[speaker006:] You. Why? Good crack! Against the Scotches.
[Leigh:] Where you playing?
[speaker006:] Dunno. Probably up in.
[Leigh:] [singing] Working ah la, across your river [].
[speaker006:] Well I've got the key to the gym now. So... just wait to see... just going to the committee. Got a key for Stu. It's through the insurance, I know.
[Leigh:] Is he coming up right away? He's working up back on.
[Mark:] Ah, but that's not the point, I wo, if they take him back I still shouldn't be allowed to train him. Don't let me.
[speaker006:] Hello. Good fun!
[Mark:] It's all du,, it's his fault.
[Leigh:] That'll be the worst thing for us to do. tomorrow night.
[Mark:] [LAUGHTER]
[Leigh:] Ah fuck! I'm gonna fart. Oh fuck it!
[Mark:] I see the be out. They can sense these things! [LAUGHTER]
[Albert:] Something like that.
[Leigh:] You're lucky you missed me, you're big feller!
[Mark:] How's your big alsatian?
[Albert:] Alright.
[Leigh:] Ah, let me tell you Bruce.
[Mark:] Up Bruce! Up! Up! Up! Go on! Up here!
[Leigh:] Sit! Stay! [LAUGHTER]
[Mark:] Yes Leigh!
[Leigh:] Alright. Willie won't get me now, will he now? Bruce! Kill!
[Albert:] What did you say?
[Leigh:] Not too sure.
[Albert:] He wouldn't do anything!
[Leigh:] Not too sure.
[Albert:] And Willie will probably just fucking step in one of them.
[Mark:] Somebody's car's been done in last night anyway.
[Debbie:] That's a nice! Did you see her?
[Mark:] Yeah.
[Debbie:] I don't think we should or whatever.
[Leigh:] Why not?... Did you ever buy, buy one? Bruce. Back, back a bit boy.
[Albert:] Do you ever want a? You want one which....
[Mark:] Who's is it? Where you going? [LAUGHTER] [LAUGHTER]
[Albert:] Is he, is he not well?
[Leigh:] Shut up!
[Mark:] [LAUGHTER]
[Leigh:] No, he's not with Willie. He wanted you.
[Debbie:] He'll never be.
[Leigh:] What did you get up to tonight? Grandpa is the dining room. Grandpa.
[Mark:] What?
[Leigh:] Grandpa is in the dining room.
[Mark:] Oh! [LAUGHTER]
[Albert:] And he's on the game now. [LAUGHTER]
[Leigh:] [LAUGHTER]... That's pretty good!
[Albert:] I'm gonna meet you under the duck pond and whe, when he gets back.
[Leigh:] [LAUGHTER]
[Mark:] [LAUGHTER]
[Leigh:] Oh you dirty dog! No, that's dirty.
[Albert:] I'd rather trying to spare thought for your grandpa Willie. Any luck?
[Mark:] She had, I heard.
[Albert:] S s so, where did she go?
[Leigh:] I guess we're going fairly straight. Head over there.
[Albert:] [LAUGHTER]
[Mark:] I think I'm just gonna go. [LAUGHTER]... You just call him Leigh.... [LAUGHTER]... Bless him! The wee dog.
[speaker006:] Woof! Woof! Woof! I'm a dog!
[Mark:] [LAUGHTER]... I think she's a bit scared of the... look at the way the dog's heavy breathing. [LAUGHTER]... What?
[Leigh:] Bruce!
[Albert:] You were.
[Leigh:] Bruce! Bruce! Please!
[Albert:] And the police are investigating... a heavy breather here today... over the telephone. Well that should make it up to something.. They'd never be able to chase it!
[Leigh:] [LAUGHTER]
[Albert:] What's the?
[Leigh:] Are you... oh ho hey hey ha ah!
[Albert:] That's enough!
[Mark:] Yes.
[Albert:] I said perhaps they get them on.
[Leigh:] Just go out. But I'll taste it. [LAUGHTER] Let's see if they can smell the money printed up. It's fucking horrible! We'd all fucking taste of!
[Albert:] Go on! Go on!
[Leigh:] Up! [clicking tongue] [clicking tongue]
[Albert:] Up! Up! Up!... Up! Over here!
[Leigh:] [LAUGHTER]
[Albert:] Come on!
[Mark:] [LAUGHTER]
[Albert:] Are you supposed to have shoes here? [LAUGHTER]
[Leigh:] [LAUGHTER]
[Mark:] Bruce! Come on!
[Albert:] Try and get my shoes, I knew they would.
[Leigh:] [LAUGHTER]
[Mark:] Bruce! Come on! Bruce! Come on! Come on! Come on! [clapping]... Come on! No, not me! No! Erm
[Leigh:] Come on Bruce!
[Mark:] Erm
[Leigh:] Come on Bruce!... Come on! Come on! Wrong way.
[Mark:] Bruce!
[Albert:] Oh shit!
[Leigh:] Bruce! Go get!
[Albert:] about that.
[Leigh:] ...
[Mark:] Where to? Get him a fucking!
[Leigh:] Bruce!
[Albert:] Oh Bobby!
[Mark:] [raspberry]
[Leigh:] Oh you stupid fucker! This way.
[Albert:] Fucking die! Where you going now?
[Mark:] [LAUGHTER]... Look at that there! On the other side there.
[Leigh:] [LAUGHTER]
[Albert:] You go down and get.
[Leigh:] Okay. Usually I let him go on the.
[speaker006:] Aye. I know.
[Albert:] Can't wait... for the dogs. You call that a part where he is.
[Leigh:] [LAUGHTER]... There they are there.
[Mark:] Where? So it is.
[Leigh:] They're there under the bridge.
[Mark:] You see the red coat.
[Leigh:] Bruce! Jump in with the canoes! [LAUGHTER]
[Mark:] [LAUGHTER] [LAUGHTER]
[Albert:] [LAUGHTER] It's a fucking elephant!
[Mark:] Aye, Leigh's ma is like an elephant.
[Leigh:] Oh!
[Mark:] [LAUGHTER]
[Leigh:] You fucking bastard!
[Mark:] [LAUGHTER] Go on!
[Leigh:] I'm alright. Tell him. Tell him. Oh where are you going?
[Albert:] Well yous fucking walking about here or I'm dead!
[Mark:] He's away chasing
[Leigh:] Oi!
[Mark:] that dog.
[Leigh:] [whistling]...... oh that dog's away.
[Albert:] [singing] And do they have to know
[Leigh:] Are they allowed to come in here?
[Mark:] Dunno.
[Albert:] about my goodnight girl [].
[Julianne:] Waiting for something?
[Mark:] We're waiting for the rain to stop.
[Julianne:] Oh I see. It used to be
[Mark:] Yes.
[Julianne:] back here anyway.
[Albert:] [singing] Caught up in your wishing well [].
[Julianne:] Is that your dog there?
[Leigh:] Yes. Go after her!
[speaker003:] [LAUGHTER]
[Leigh:] Bruce! Up!
[Mark:] [LAUGHTER]
[Leigh:] Up! Up! Up Bruce!
[Albert:] Sorry! is er.
[Leigh:] Bruce! He loves children.
[Albert:] [whistling]
[Leigh:] Where you been boy? Jump up! Jump up! Jump up!... Jump up Bruce! Jump boy! Jump up Bruce!
[Albert:] He's scared.
[Mark:] Well I don't fucking!
[Leigh:] Fucking hell!
[Julianne:] Will you show me?
[Leigh:] I did. Got a new coat Julieanne, I mean it's fucking Debby!
[Julianne:] I know you wasn't was you Leigh?
[Albert:] Ho!
[Leigh:] What?
[Albert:] Ho! Ho! Are you sure?
[Leigh:] Were you?
[Julianne:] Yes.
[Leigh:] Seriously? Like that. [LAUGHTER]
[Albert:] Don't call me fucking daddy! [singing] How do they []
[Leigh:] Can I get a smoke off you Julieanne?
[Albert:] [LAUGHTER]... Get up here! Up! [LAUGHTER]... Ah la la la la la la la! Ooh!
[Leigh:] That's awful!
[speaker003:] [LAUGHTER]
[Albert:] I don't think leave....
[Mark:] Bruce!
[Leigh:] Bruce there's two against one there! Come back and get this one. Come on out.
[Albert:] [LAUGHTER]
[Leigh:] How about there?...
[Mark:] Christ!
[Albert:] I saw her. I saw her.
[Leigh:] Shall I get Bruce out of there?
[Debbie:] Oh aye.
[Leigh:] Shall I get him?
[Albert:] You go and... get the other one.
[Leigh:] Bruce! [LAUGHTER]
[Albert:] Wait for me!
[Debbie:] No he didn't.
[Albert:] Bloody dog went in there!
[Leigh:] Come on!... Bring it back boy! That's it, Bruce.
[Mark:] Push Albert in.
[Leigh:] [LAUGHTER]
[Mark:] Jump on Albert.
[Debbie:] People must be getting home.
[Mark:] What?
[Debbie:] People must be getting home.
[Mark:] What?
[Debbie:] [waterfall or running stream]
[Leigh:] Bruce. Jump in that.
[Albert:] Who's?
[Leigh:] Bruce! Come on! Here!
[Albert:] ... are you? You'll have to sort them out there Mark.
[Mark:] I know.
[Albert:] I realize you're not.
[Leigh:] Somehow I think you are.
[Albert:] What?
[Leigh:] Bruce! Up!
[Mark:] [LAUGHTER]...
[Leigh:] Sit! Stay there! Sit! Sit down! Sit down! Sit! Bruce, sit!
[Albert:] You said jump up by me and not sit, like.
[Leigh:] Sit down!... Obedient dog!
[Mark:] I know.
[Leigh:] Bruce! Sit!
[Albert:] Jump! I could teach him that one! Jump!
[Leigh:] Here!
[Debbie:] [LAUGHTER]
[Leigh:] Sit.
[Albert:] Just think, he has a.
[Leigh:] Bruce, stay!
[Mark:] Bruce! Swans.
[Leigh:] Stay! Good dog! Eh?
[Debbie:] [LAUGHTER]
[Albert:] I thought.
[Mark:] Swans, Bruce!
[Leigh:] Seize! Get them!
[Albert:] Swim with all those ducks!
[Mark:] [LAUGHTER]
[Albert:] Bruce! Bruce! Bruce! Leave!
[Leigh:] Come here Bruce! Come here!
[Albert:] Actually they will be... stuck in the mud.
[Leigh:] Go! Go! Bruce! Up! Up! Up!
[speaker003:] [LAUGHTER]
[Leigh:] You dog! You dog!
[Debbie:] [LAUGHTER]
[Albert:] Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!
[Leigh:] Lay down!
[Albert:] Silly sod!
[Leigh:] Lay down! No!
[Albert:] Stay there!
[Mark:] Oh look! See who I see. That is
[Leigh:] The peg.
[Debbie:] [LAUGHTER]
[Mark:] that's what do you call her?
[Debbie:] [LAUGHTER]
[Mark:] De Deborah or
[Albert:] Is her name Deborah or not?
[Mark:] What do you call her?
[Leigh:] Flirt?
[Mark:] Aye, I think it's. No.
[Leigh:] It's Debby?
[Mark:] Aye.
[Leigh:] Would you or wouldn't you?
[Mark:] Wouldn't. Wouldn't.... What do you want? What do you want? You're sti You're stinking Bruce! You are stinking!
[Leigh:] Dirty him! Dirty him! Plenty of.
[Mark:] Don't dirty me, Bruce! Sit Bruce! Sit! Sit!
[Albert:] Sit here.
[Mark:] [LAUGHTER]
[Debbie:] [LAUGHTER]... Brilliant!
[Albert:] Bruce! Si, ah you sod, ah!
[Leigh:] Are you getting wet?
[Debbie:] Ha!
[Leigh:] Bruce!
[Mark:] Bruce!
[Leigh:] Bruce!
[Albert:] [LAUGHTER]
[Mark:] Hup! Hup! Hup! Hup!
[Leigh:] [LAUGHTER] []!
[Debbie:] Ow! Back!
[Leigh:] [LAUGHTER]
[Debbie:] Ah la la la la la la!
[Leigh:] Kill! Maim!
[Mark:] [LAUGHTER]
[Albert:] Oh you're daddy's is all stained at the back... and at the arm.
[Debbie:] Right then.
[Leigh:] Right elephant. Is that just her natural mother then?
[Albert:] Shut up! Ha!
[Leigh:] I think it's gonna be... good! Hoping, I'm hoping. I'm hoping.
[Mark:] What do you want? Your stinking Bruce! Sit down!... Aye, er have him back!
[Albert:] Eh? You soon be fucking will be! Oh that's swollen.
[Leigh:] It's just one bigger than the other.
[Albert:] Her bad ankle's swollen.
[Leigh:] Bruce! Bruce! Bruce! Bruce! Bruce!
[Mark:] Bruce!
[Leigh:] No Bruce! Don't tell the dog, no!
[Mark:] [LAUGHTER]
[Leigh:] No!
[speaker006:] Hey! Yeah. [LAUGHTER]
[Leigh:] Hey Bruce! No, that's not nice.
[Albert:] Bruce did that to another dog.
[Leigh:] [LAUGHTER] He's laughing []!
[Albert:] I'll tell how I stopped him.
[Leigh:] Bruce!... Up! Up! Up!
[Albert:] [LAUGHTER]
[Leigh:] Come up here, Bruce. Bruce, here! Come up over here. Come up here!
[speaker003:] [LAUGHTER]
[Leigh:] No, wait here Bruce, don't go up there.
[Albert:] [LAUGHTER]
[Leigh:] Do you think he'll go over.
[Albert:] I'll be laughing the other side. I shall be watching him.
[Leigh:] [LAUGHTER]... Great!
[Albert:] When your dog barked, the other dog will bark again.
[Leigh:] No! Not this dog. It's not his.
[Mark:] Ah?
[Leigh:] [singing] Ooh, caught up in your wishing well [].
[Albert:] Ooh ooh! [LAUGHTER]
[Mark:] [LAUGHTER] Yeah, you've come out with the right words haven't you []?
[Albert:] Oh! Oh!
[Leigh:] Oh!
[Mark:] [LAUGHTER]
[Albert:] , you'll have a laugh.
[Leigh:] No! Christ! He ain't gonna fuck hit him! [singing] Take your love and promises [].
[Mark:] Mm! Smell nice now!
[speaker003:] [LAUGHTER]
[Albert:] Well Joanna... she won't.... like my car or something.
[Leigh:] Bruce! Bruce! Here!
[Albert:] You got it on there?
[Mark:] [LAUGHTER] Aye [].
[speaker006:] Fuck me! What the hell's wrong with twenty minutes!
[speaker003:] [LAUGHTER]