[Patricia:] Do you want... Ovaltiney now
[David:] Aye.
[Patricia:] [singing] Ovaltiney drink []!
[David:] Do want some tea?
[Patricia:] There's Carina.
[David:] ... Has granny much to say to you?... She's gone.
[speaker003:] [baby] [crying]
[Patricia:] Bye bye, Carina. [baby crying]
[David:] Here! Where's my watch?
[speaker003:] [baby] Dad!
[David:] What's wrong? Martin. [baby crying]
[Patricia:] [in other room] Do you not want?... [baby crying]
[David:] Never a
[Patricia:] Never a what?
[David:] I'm just thinking about them. Don't forget I see you every day! Fucking square! You know.
[speaker003:] No!
[David:] Yes, you get the ball!
[speaker003:] [crying]
[David:] Stop that... whingeing in my ear! That was right in my ear!
[speaker003:] [crying]
[David:] See that? That was right head there!
[Patricia:] I don't think that's very nice, come on!... So you don't notice any difference at all.
[speaker003:] More! More!
[Patricia:] In the kitchen.
[speaker003:] More!
[David:] Fetch your valium in. I'll have a look at it.
[Patricia:] I wish you would.
[David:] Oh!... He's took....
[Patricia:] Wish you would away to speak properly.
[David:] Pat?
[Patricia:] What?
[David:] I shall remember that on my D day anyway.
[Patricia:] Aye.... What was the last there?
[David:] about Benny.... Look at there, all the police! Not so bad both ends.
[Patricia:] Mm.... both ends should come down here.... What the hell is this?
[David:] Dunno.
[Patricia:] This looks nice. So you're going in tomorrow you're off.
[David:] Aye. Work back on Friday.
[Patricia:] Yeah. Well Callam needs something.
[David:] I'm gonna see him
[Patricia:] Next Wednesday.
[David:] Wednesday. Thursday, Friday I'm going back on... back off again Saturday and Sunday.
[Patricia:] I'll have.
[David:] Alright.... It goes into Central there.... Saw a job in the Crest for today, you know the wee place? But now I'm waiting... see where they'll have to go. Should be some...... Mrs.
[Patricia:] Will you their dinners?
[David:] What?
[Patricia:] You never looked at me all the day. That's probably why I've been getting low but... it's something funny..
[David:] Now look what you've done!... Who's that?
[speaker003:] Daddy.
[David:] Yeah. Who's that?
[speaker003:] Baby.
[David:] Who's that?
[speaker003:] Er er... er
[David:] Mummy. Mummy... Daddy. Daddy... Nanny... Mummy.
[speaker003:] Daddy.
[David:] Daddy. Mummy.
[speaker003:] Daddy.
[David:] That's Daddy.
[speaker003:] Daddy.
[David:] Daddy! Mummy.
[speaker003:] Mummy! Daddy.
[David:] Here's the cat. Call the cat.
[speaker003:] Cat!
[David:] That's right. Now call the dog. There's the dog. Call the dog. Eh?... No. Roll up the shoes. Clothes, cold.... Apple. What is it?... Oh the! There's a chair.... Oh look! There's a cake.... There's a, a horse.
[speaker003:] Get up.
[David:] Aye.... Where's your shoes?... Those are curtains.... There's a hat.... Oh look at the flowers!
[speaker003:] Oh!.
[David:] Oi! Ball.
[speaker003:] Ah.
[David:] Ball.
[Patricia:] I remember in the Post Office
[speaker003:] Ball.
[Patricia:] the day I went there and turned round and just screamed! There was a big queue, big queue in the Post Office... with him I was coming out well when we we got to this turned round and saw her, he'd scream even more
[David:] Aye that's
[Patricia:] and as you
[David:] it's typical!
[Patricia:] it was really.
[David:] But, but she you could buy her a.
[Patricia:] She's always having one of these tantrums. he thought she would.
[speaker003:] Daddy! Ah! Oh! Ah ah ah ah!... Daddy.... Daddy. Daddy.
[Patricia:] Who's that?
[speaker003:] Daddy.
[Patricia:] Daddy.
[speaker003:] Who's that? Er
[Patricia:] Mummy.
[speaker003:] Er
[Patricia:] It's a boy. What is it?
[David:] John was saying, Pat
[Patricia:] Good!
[David:] looking for something
[Patricia:] Good!. Boy.
[speaker003:] Daddy.
[Patricia:] Mummy, that's mummy. See there
[speaker003:] Mummy.
[Patricia:] That's daddy, never mind, but who's that there? Mummy.
[speaker003:] Mummy.
[Patricia:] Good boy!... Ah! And there's a wee baby! Ah! A wee baby!
[speaker003:] Baby.
[Patricia:] Dog. Who's that?
[speaker003:] A cow.
[Patricia:] No, that's a cat.
[speaker003:] Cat.
[Patricia:] Cat. Good! Who's that?
[speaker003:] Daddy.
[Patricia:] That's daddy. And who's that there?
[speaker003:] Baby. Baby.
[Patricia:] A boy. Say boy. Say girl, say girl. Girl.
[speaker003:] Goo
[Patricia:] Say girl. Baby. Oh a baby!
[speaker003:] Baby.
[Patricia:] It's a dog.
[speaker003:] Do
[Patricia:] Cat. Cat.
[speaker003:] Cat.
[Patricia:] Cat. Good, good! Who's that? Daddy.
[speaker003:] Yeah.
[Patricia:] So where is daddy?
[speaker003:] Daddy is
[Patricia:] Mummy.
[speaker003:] Daddy.
[Patricia:] Mummy.
[speaker003:] And Daddy.
[Patricia:] Boy. Say boy.
[speaker003:] Ba
[Patricia:] Girl. Girl. Say girl. Girl.
[speaker003:] Gi
[Patricia:] Dog. And what's that? Cat. What's that? Look! Quickly! What's that? Shoe.... Apple.
[speaker003:] No.
[Patricia:] Orange. Orange. Banana.... Oh a lovely flower!
[speaker003:] Er
[Patricia:] Smell the flower, Yeah.
[speaker003:] Yeah.
[Patricia:] Yeah, that's a ball. Smell the lovely flower.
[speaker003:] Ah.
[Patricia:] Flower.
[speaker003:] Ball.
[Patricia:] Ball, yeah that's your ball.
[speaker003:] Nanny. Nanny.
[Patricia:] Orange.
[speaker003:] Orange.
[Patricia:] Orange.
[speaker003:] Yeah.
[Patricia:] Well call Carnel. Carnel! Call Carnel.
[speaker003:] Carnel!
[Patricia:] Carnel!
[speaker003:] Carnel!
[Patricia:] Call Sharon! Sharon!
[speaker003:] No! No!
[Patricia:] Oh!
[speaker003:] Mu
[Patricia:] What?
[speaker003:] Mu Mu... Da
[Patricia:] Dog.
[speaker003:] Dad.
[Patricia:] Cat.... Ice cream! Mm mm mm!
[speaker003:] yeah.
[Patricia:] Ice cream.
[speaker003:] Yeah.
[Patricia:] Apple. What is it?
[speaker003:] Ap
[Patricia:] Apple. It's a dog.
[speaker003:] Mm.
[Patricia:] Mm! Mm mm mm mm mm mm!
[speaker003:] Mm.
[Patricia:] Mm! Ice cream. What is it?
[speaker003:] Mm.
[Patricia:] An ice cream.
[speaker003:] Mm.
[Patricia:] Banana. Cat. There's a cat! What is it? Say cat. Ice cream. Mm mm mm mm!
[speaker003:] Mm.
[Patricia:] Mm, mm mm mm mm mm mm mm mm! Ice cream! Mm mm mm mm mm mm yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum!
[speaker003:] [LAUGHTER]
[Patricia:] Ice cream! Mm mm mm mm mm mm mm mm mm!
[speaker003:] [LAUGHTER]
[Patricia:] Ice cream! Mm mm mm mm mm mm mm mm mm mm!
[speaker003:] [LAUGHTER]
[Patricia:] Mm! Do you like ice cream? Mm mm mm mm mm mm mm mm mm mm mm!
[speaker003:] [LAUGHTER]
[Patricia:] Mm!... What's that? Dog. Cat.
[speaker003:] Yeah.
[Patricia:] Ice cream. Ball.
[speaker003:] Ball.
[Patricia:] Ball.
[speaker003:] Ball.
[Patricia:] Ball.
[speaker003:] Mm mm mm!
[Patricia:] Mm!
[speaker003:] Mm!
[Patricia:] Mm!
[speaker003:] Mm!
[Patricia:] Mm!
[speaker003:] [LAUGHTER]
[Patricia:] Mm mm mm!
[speaker003:] Mm mm mm mm mm mm mm!
[Patricia:] Mm!
[speaker003:] No!
[Patricia:] Ball.
[speaker003:] Ball. Ball. Ball.... Mm.... Mm mm mm mm mm. Mm.... Mm. Mm. Mm. Ma ah ah! [shouting] Daddy! Daddy! Hello []!... [LAUGHTER]... [crying]... [LAUGHTER]... [crying].
[Patricia:] [singing] Dee dee dee, dee dee dee dee, dee dee dee dee dee, dee dee dee []!... What is she meant to think... about? Pauline?
[speaker003:] Ah yea yea yea yea yea yea! Ah, yea yea yea yea yea yea yea! Yea yea yea yea yea yea yea yea! Yea!... Ooh ooh ooh ooh!... Ooh ooh! Ooh! Ooh ooh!
[David:] you didn't tell me it was on yet. Will you, shall I take her up tonight? If she'll let me.
[Patricia:] What?
[David:] She might let me to take her out in a minute.
[speaker003:] Who's that?
[David:] Come on here girl and get your nappy on! It's in that wee box.
[Patricia:] Take that to daddy.... Give it to daddy.
[speaker003:] Oh!
[David:] ... I can, come on!
[speaker003:] It's dad, er er!
[Patricia:] Okay. [singing] dee diddle ee dee dee dee, diddle dee dee diddle dee []! Where you going love?
[speaker003:] No! Ah!... Daddy.
[Patricia:] Dad, look! See you in your boots!
[speaker003:] [LAUGHTER]
[Patricia:] Sticking up your. You should glued together!
[speaker003:] Yeah.
[Patricia:] [LAUGHTER] Yes love []?
[speaker003:] Ah. Ah. Ah.
[Patricia:] No, you're to go to bed. Who's that?
[speaker003:] Dad.
[Patricia:] Who's that? Girl. Girl, say girl.
[speaker003:] Girl.
[Patricia:] Boy. Say boy.
[speaker003:] Boy.
[Patricia:] Mummy. Say mummy.
[speaker003:] Daddy. Ah. That's.
[Patricia:] That wasn't funny!
[speaker003:] [LAUGHTER]
[Patricia:] Yeah.
[speaker003:] [LAUGHTER]
[Patricia:] Go easy now, mummy's.
[speaker003:] [crying]... [crying]... Mummy!
[Patricia:] Mm! Ice cream! Mm!
[speaker003:] Mm! Mm!
[Patricia:] Mm! Lovely ice cream! Mm mm!
[speaker003:] Mm! No!
[Patricia:] Blue ball.
[speaker003:] Ball. Mm mm!
[Patricia:] Mm! Mm mm!
[David:] Put that nappy off her.
[Patricia:] Get that nappy off, quick! Get this nappy off your tum now!... Come here.
[speaker003:] [LAUGHTER]
[Patricia:] Put them in the, beside it.
[speaker003:] [crying]... horsey!... Daddy.
[David:] Come on, get this on!... Good girl! Lay down, I'll read you a story. Can daddy read your book? Let me see.
[speaker003:] [crying]... [crying]
[David:] Dog! See a dog in the book?
[speaker003:] Cat. Da
[David:] Can you say daddy?
[speaker003:] Daddy.
[David:] Mummy. Mummy. Mummy!
[speaker003:] [LAUGHTER]... [LAUGHTER]... Woof woof woof! Nanny! It's dog.
[David:] It's horsey, horsey, ho!
[speaker003:] It's horsey, ho!
[David:] And where's your socks?
[speaker003:] Oh oh oh!
[David:] Where's yo, is your socks? There? Oh you left them over here. What are they doing there then?
[speaker003:] There, there, there, there, there. There. [LAUGHTER]... Where's your boots?
[Patricia:] Go and get them. Go and get them. Go and get them.
[David:] [LAUGHTER]
[speaker003:] [LAUGHTER]
[David:] Got you!
[speaker003:] [LAUGHTER]
[David:] Stand up.
[speaker003:] Wee ee ee! Ee!
[David:] Go and find your socks... will you?
[speaker003:] [crying]... [crying]
[Patricia:] Mm! Mm mm mm mm mm!
[speaker003:] [LAUGHTER]
[Patricia:] Be ca, you're gonna fall!... Mm mm mm! Mm mm mm mm mm mm!
[speaker003:] [LAUGHTER]
[Patricia:] Oh!
[speaker003:] Oh!
[Patricia:] You're getting too heavy!
[speaker003:] Ah ah ah! Ah!... Ah! Ah! Ah! [LAUGHTER]
[Patricia:] [tut] [tut] [tut] [tut] [tut] [tut]
[speaker003:] [LAUGHTER]
[David:] [LAUGHTER]
[Patricia:] That's sore! Go on away you scallywag, you!
[speaker003:] [LAUGHTER]
[David:] Just look at your mouth!
[speaker003:] Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!
[Patricia:] tt tt... Okay you said it, it's nearly over. [closing music to eastenders] Cos if you wanna wa, we'll watch Buster it makes no, no difference to me.
[David:] Oh.
[Patricia:] I don't mind. It was only just washed and ironed that even on you.
[David:] What's the one you washed, this?
[Patricia:] Yeah.
[David:] It's alright I'll wear....
[Patricia:] It's only washed and ironed yesterday.
[David:] I know, but it'll be a day washed.
[Patricia:] Well don't. Eh? I thought you were gonna... keep it nice.
[David:] Where? In my pocket!
[Patricia:] What is it then?
[David:] It's a plug, in my pocket.
[Patricia:] .
[David:] Pocket.
[Patricia:] What? I wish you would be careful!... Oh good!... Shall I have a look and see what's on?
[David:] I don't need
[Patricia:] You're not.
[David:] Oh I am!
[Patricia:] Why? Here, above the garage.
[David:] Have you any money?
[Patricia:] I'm not and I bought last night!
[David:] Meaning, you bought last night, you never!
[Patricia:] Yes, I bought the Coke!
[David:] Listen, you big shit!
[Patricia:] The er... is so stupid! I get. Where's a book? There it is.
[speaker003:] [LAUGHTER]
[David:] Do you
[Patricia:] Go over
[David:] want a beer or what?
[Patricia:] and read the book. Go on over to daddy and read the book.
[David:] Come on and I'll you read you the story.
[speaker003:] No.... Ah! Ah, ah, ah!
[David:] Ah ah, oh! [sighing] Ah []!... Alright.
[speaker003:] Ah?
[David:] Ah?
[Patricia:] Hard.
[speaker003:] Come here!
[Patricia:] Oh oh! Sorry, you'll have to wait for daddy's clear.
[speaker003:] [crying]... [crying]
[David:] What? What?
[Patricia:] Brilliant these hand brushes!
[David:] Yeah.
[Patricia:] You going to bed Lianne?
[speaker003:] Yeah.
[Patricia:] Are you going to bed love?
[speaker003:] Yeah. Yeah. Daddy.
[Patricia:] What love?
[speaker003:] Yeah. Yeah.
[Patricia:] You going to bed?
[speaker003:] [LAUGHTER]
[Patricia:] Come on! You going to bed?
[speaker003:] [crying]
[Patricia:] Come on! Are you going to bed?
[speaker003:] [crying]
[Patricia:] [LAUGHTER]... You wee crab! You wee crab! Aren't you a crab!
[David:] What?
[Patricia:] You say it to her.
[David:] Are you going to bed Lianne?
[speaker003:] Yeah.
[Patricia:] Bed.
[David:] Go on,gi
[Patricia:] Okay.
[David:] er give mummy, away and give mummy a kiss.
[speaker003:] [LAUGHTER]
[David:] Give mummy a kiss goodnight.
[Patricia:] You'll have to let get all the way.
[David:] [LAUGHTER] Come on []!
[speaker003:] [crying]
[David:] It stinks! Clinging on this bloody bit!
[Patricia:] Give me a kiss ni-night!
[David:] [LAUGHTER]
[Patricia:] She's knows you'll try and lift her.
[David:] [LAUGHTER]... Ni-night!
[speaker003:] [crying]
[Patricia:] Alright! Ni-night love!
[speaker003:] Ah ah!
[Patricia:] Ah ah!
[David:] Ah!
[speaker003:] Ah ah ah ah!
[Patricia:] Is Molly going to bed? Mo
[speaker003:] Ah ah ah.
[Patricia:] Yes. Yeah.
[David:] You wan, you want a beer in the end?
[speaker003:] Ah ah.
[David:] You want a beer?
[Patricia:] [LAUGHTER] She'll just say yes, that's a []!
[David:] Give a wave bye bye to mummy.
[Patricia:] Bye bye!
[speaker003:] Daddy.
[Patricia:] I know you're going with your daddy. Night night!
[David:] Wave bye bye to mummy. I'm not going
[Patricia:] Night night!
[David:] it didn't seem last night... had to take it off her
[speaker003:] [crying]
[David:] [LAUGHTER]
[Patricia:] [LAUGHTER]... See you... ni-night Lianne! See you in the morning?
[David:] Wave bye bye to mummy! You'll have to let go of the book.
[Patricia:] I know. Bye bye!... [LAUGHTER]... Bye bye!
[speaker003:] Daddy!
[David:] Are you going to wave?
[Patricia:] Ni-night!
[David:] You gonna wave?
[speaker003:] Aha.
[David:] Are you gonna wave?
[Patricia:] Yes.
[David:] Eh? Are you? Are you tired Lianne? Are you? She's still odd isn't he?
[Patricia:] She always working! She's not really odd!
[David:] She doesn't really talk or Ah! anything. But I've seen the wee girls... stop at Eileen's saying And, oh she has, that's what I mean, she's... she's odd now. She has to ask if she's been to?
[speaker004:] Works.
[Patricia:] No, it's confidential and properly cos she'll want some of it back.
[David:] No she won't!
[Patricia:] Have your lunch and get a bath... then go to bed.
[David:] But I'm not that tired.
[Patricia:] Just, get a bath and then got to bed. Sleeping in the bed at quarter to two, I left you at two.
[David:] No you didn't. I left... at ten to two.
[speaker004:] She got in the bed to watch Neighbours and we came back about... five o'clock... and I went up the stairs, the T V was and he was erm... out for count, so I left them for another hour and I said to mum
[Patricia:] Yeah, but I meant leave them while she has a lot of sleepless nights.
[David:] Shame and God bless you cos and hurry up!
[Patricia:] Going to the all night party?
[David:] He did.
[speaker004:] Beans? Who's been ousted out? It isn't open till Friday night.
[David:] Yeah, December. And now he's threatening... everybody written off. They're all just trying to push them in for free.
[Patricia:] No.
[speaker004:] [LAUGHTER]
[David:] If, somebody turns your T V off... and says what did you watch on T V, Neighbours... a, what did you do after that? I just lay here so you can them from
[Patricia:] Neighbours
[David:] was on now.
[speaker004:] No.
[David:] At six o'clock.
[Patricia:] Ha! The monopoly was stolen. Mm.
[David:] Mhm.
[Patricia:] Billy.
[David:] Mm.... Look at all that! Incredible!
[Patricia:] What?
[David:] Get a load of that!
[speaker004:] What changed it?
[David:] They're like... another hair.
[speaker004:] Can you not
[David:] Gee!
[speaker004:] see this?
[David:] Gee! I was just
[speaker004:] With your backside, how did you know?
[David:] Yeah, well I wouldn't step in that dear!
[speaker004:] [LAUGHTER]... What do you think of her hair?
[David:] It's not bad?
[speaker004:] It's... better than it was don't you think so?
[Patricia:] I'd rather have it anyway.
[David:] [LAUGHTER]
[Patricia:] David? It's without her isn't it? That's her
[David:] Aye. Maybe that's it.
[Patricia:] Kicking her, her the
[David:] Kicking her opponent!
[Patricia:] the other way was very bad!
[David:] I picked a on Status Quo. Helen, [LAUGHTER] kick her back []!
[speaker004:] Now they're letting them in.
[David:] No. Suppose she let the.
[speaker004:] She's nicely dressed for once
[Patricia:] She's very ca thirsty I would imagine.
[speaker004:] And have to watch
[David:] So would you
[speaker004:] second and th
[David:] keep it?
[Patricia:] No, I just want to see who's coming. She's coming down to cut you and she might get her hair cut.
[David:] What? Oh you went... round.
[Patricia:] when, we had to have mi mine cut last week.
[David:] Where's tonight?
[Patricia:] Let me try that hair band on.
[David:] He's away for some time. He's we
[speaker004:] Christ! It hasn't been washed!
[David:] What is something wrong with him?
[speaker004:] Sorry!
[Patricia:] Ooh! What?
[David:] Somehow we bought her a, bought ourselves the wrong ones.
[Patricia:] Yeah, well you took the, mm!
[David:] It's you actually.
[Patricia:] No, it's the only one we bought together. Bought it... back the other night there.
[David:] Could be sacrificial... love me! What?
[Patricia:] What?
[David:] [LAUGHTER]
[speaker004:] Hey, you're stupid!
[David:] [LAUGHTER]
[Patricia:] [LAUGHTER]
[speaker004:] Stop it Heather!
[David:] [LAUGHTER]
[speaker004:] I'm waiting for the matches.
[David:] [LAUGHTER] Heather's a winner again []! Do keep on that bright crap! [LAUGHTER] [sigh] The T V's fucking crap! I say... what's that Playbus? Playbus or something. I thought dad was getting the paint? We were out shopping a dust sheet and... whatever, and I was gonna paint my room.
[speaker004:] No, paint the ceiling. Emulsion it.
[David:] Aha.
[Patricia:] You, no point in us getting that, you're room's not really ready to get painted yet.
[David:] Who said that? Well I'm going... to bed. What's this on?
[Patricia:] Your dad says it's not ready to be papered?
[David:] No, nothing.
[Patricia:] When was your room done last?
[David:] Rou, round about Christmas was it? What... started Richard's room getting painted? I don't know. I thought you was watching television?
[speaker004:] Richard just wanted red paint.
[David:] Get us a Cola or something.
[speaker004:] I asked.
[David:] Sharon's away, Sharon's meant to decide but we haven't heard from her yet.
[speaker004:] [LAUGHTER]
[David:] I'm not going to hers.
[speaker004:] What?
[David:] Collected all my tutoring to get some.
[speaker004:] I don't know.
[David:] And then she's thinking of [LAUGHTER] []!
[speaker004:] She sounds peculiar!
[David:] That is on, you're just taping... tape, tape.
[speaker004:] Right! Er that's right.
[David:] Tape what? [LAUGHTER]
[speaker004:] Tape this side. I think it was
[David:] Oh! [loud cheering on tv]
[speaker004:] ... If I have this
[David:] Aha.
[speaker004:] that's your birthday. [loud cheering on tv] Yeah, but you do.
[Patricia:] That'll be lovely! Piece
[David:] Aha.
[Patricia:] by piece and... but you'll have enough as head dress.
[David:] Exactly!.
[Patricia:] How lo, how long as that room been done? I know you've had this question before.
[David:] And she's gonna ask me again!
[Patricia:] Was, your room one of the first ones to be done Heather?
[David:] Aha. Luckily, in our guest room The room was done whenever she, the room was made for her! Ah, was it as long ago as that? How many years have I lived there?
[speaker004:] [LAUGHTER]
[David:] What? How many years have I lived there?
[Patricia:] Nine, coming.
[David:] Nine! Is that right?
[Patricia:] Mm!
[David:] Didn't know it was that long.
[Patricia:] Well maybe it... it's... it's, when you were only eleven, that's why there's pink clouds!
[David:] No, but I mean I'm not eleven any more
[speaker004:] [LAUGHTER]
[David:] and I don't like pink clouds anymore. What do you fancy then? I don't know. I don't care! Just something like cheap wallpaper here. Ah? Just something like cheap. say to mum.
[speaker004:] Oh yeah, a kind of.
[David:] Now that we're talking to Anne... and er... she wants it pink.
[speaker004:] Do you think she might like yours then?
[David:] [LAUGHTER]
[Patricia:] Samuel said this to her?
[David:] What do you think? Maybe some jeans and a jacket?
[Patricia:] Peach, and she can maybe have some grey and some blue.
[David:] Blue. What was big Frank er, Frank saying? How much he liked... about my hair. [tut].
[speaker004:] Go on, on inside there! Go on on!
[David:] A big scarer so he is! It's not bad. Well, I got other friends, you know.
[Patricia:] Ha?
[David:] Just the way he talks. Aye. He walks in college and like, he'll go... oh sorry! Oh! ... Just watch you girls don't get used.
[Patricia:] Incidentally....
[David:] He was there whenever I used
[Patricia:] And as for you with getting dead set that [LAUGHTER] that I would just []!
[David:] I'm saying nothing!
[speaker004:] Don't really want to.
[David:] Why?
[Patricia:] An urgent.
[speaker004:] [whispering] [].
[David:] [clears throat] Aha.
[speaker004:] I think it's actually numbered. Well like she she
[Patricia:] Her her that was
[speaker004:] she's had it
[Patricia:] last week.
[David:] I'm just gonna
[speaker004:] And she says
[David:] push, and push, and...
[speaker004:] I'd like her job.... And here cos you can't say anything... and eventually it'll be.
[Patricia:] Have to apply first. In the first place
[David:] What are you having?
[Patricia:] What?
[speaker005:] Have you got time to get off?
[Patricia:] That's right.
[speaker005:] Oh well.
[Patricia:] I can't believe it! like that. Erm
[speaker006:] I have a good
[speaker005:] Who do you believe? In, in getting off.
[Patricia:] Yeah.
[speaker005:] You know.
[Patricia:] I have not said sorry but I forgot. And it was like it's so stupid!
[speaker006:] As we were saying so many are wishful.
[Patricia:] Who's birthday?
[speaker005:] Yeah.
[Patricia:] Hey?... Do you know what I mean now?... I'm packed.
[speaker005:] Ought to come to bed and [LAUGHTER] turn it off [].
[Patricia:] What was you saying?
[speaker006:] What will you get her?
[Patricia:] Not that mu much. I can't afford it. I wo, I can't. I think I'll actually have to get a sub... see my wage cheque. And I have to, maybe even twenty five pound, but I don't have any money.
[speaker005:] Nor have I. I'm broke.
[Patricia:] I know, but I'm to buy two birthday presents... I just don't have thirty.
[speaker005:] That's what I had against my discount... that way you can... you got a gift for this person you give to them plus... erm
[Patricia:] Well
[speaker005:] erm... but if you're, what if you're actually going to step on it... you may as well be at work for the day.
[Patricia:] Rather be in a.
[speaker005:] Would, wouldn't we all!
[Patricia:] You might as well. You're gonna be off for a week because
[speaker005:] Yeah.
[Patricia:] she's off the again.
[speaker005:] But, I know which
[Patricia:] What are you gonna do with two days
[speaker005:] I have
[Patricia:] you're there.
[speaker005:] I'm just going to get drunk!
[Patricia:] Are you? I mean you're
[speaker005:] company.
[Patricia:] I could even... like... call for you, like.
[speaker005:] What do you mean? You're gonna be there.
[Patricia:] Alan, I don't think they're being rude. [music]
[speaker005:] I don't dare stop for that wants to be away from him.
[Patricia:] That's right. There's too.
[speaker005:] Does Paddy ever come down?
[Patricia:] Paddy ends up coming round to my place!
[speaker005:] This is where.
[Patricia:] They're playing your song.
[speaker005:] Oh yeah.
[Patricia:] That's right.
[speaker005:] Yeah. Well what can I do.
[Patricia:] Just down there.
[speaker005:] Is Kelly not leaving that on?
[Patricia:] [LAUGHTER]... Right! Well I'll go in here.
[speaker005:] You go in and sit down.
[Patricia:] Yes.
[speaker005:] Spend it here. Spent that card in here. Then I'll go home.
[Patricia:] Okay. Right! Well we'll see you later then.
[speaker005:] Alright.
[Patricia:] Right, bye!
[speaker005:] Bye!
[Patricia:] [singing] La la la, la mm mm mm mm mm mm mm mm []. [whistling]... Oh well. [door knock]... [humming]... [whistling]... Are you there?
[speaker006:] What? I didn't finish it today.
[Patricia:] Ha?
[speaker006:] You went to that place and all?
[Patricia:] Yeah.
[speaker006:] ... somebody's already gone looking for you. Well they asked for you, and your name, and I said no you weren't in, and then said we're looking for Joanne. And I don't know where th, we thought Joanne was... with you too.
[David:] I never thought, I I never asked him his name either.
[speaker006:] Well it's just
[Patricia:] It was a man?
[speaker006:] on his own.
[David:] It was a man.
[speaker006:] And I said, I thought you'd gone.
[David:] Sounded about twenty five-ish, somewhere around.
[speaker006:] It might have been Joanne's dad, I
[Patricia:] Could have been Robert.
[speaker006:] Robert?
[Patricia:] I wonder if she'd asked for him over at her house.
[speaker006:] Why, where was he? You don't know. Robert.
[Patricia:] Robert might have been up in the house. He just, I think he had my num
[David:] Who's Robert?
[Patricia:] Her brother.
[David:] No, it, no it wasn't her brother. No it was definitely it was some... twenty
[speaker006:] I don't think it was.
[David:] decidedly a bit more
[speaker006:] It's been useful for their maintenance. Yeah.
[David:] if if you know
[speaker006:] their.
[David:] what I mean.
[Patricia:] What?
[David:] Well it was... wasn't just a brother he just sounded too
[Patricia:] Och! Don't talk a lot of rubbish!
[David:] [LAUGHTER]
[Patricia:] Hold on. [phone dialling] In fact, I better not phone
[speaker006:] No, don't.
[Patricia:] Because erm
[speaker006:] You're not phoning?
[Patricia:] No, just leave them because her dad and all will probably be in bed now anyway, so
[David:] You have to watch, make sure you're getting the stones out of it.
[Patricia:] What?
[David:] The jam, the jam, the jam.
[Patricia:] I think my jam has been.
[David:] No, I I think it would be a wee bit more personal than, than, than just brotherly love and that. I really do. He sa sounded alright, like you know. Bit of a, bit of a, bit of a brogue.
[speaker006:] Might have been her daddy even.
[David:] No it wasn't her dad.
[Patricia:] What, [mimicking] Hello, is Joanne there []?
[David:] Eh?
[Patricia:] [mimicking] Hello, is Joanne there []?
[David:] No, no, no, no, no.
[speaker006:] I bet it was Robert.
[David:] No, no, no.
[Patricia:] Look you, stop it! Cut it out!
[David:] [LAUGHTER]
[speaker006:] Yeah, was David, was David... working and all?
[Patricia:] No. [sighing] No []. [singing+yawning] Ah ah ha ha ha, ha ha ha ha ha []. Mm.
[David:] He had a... bit of a brogue ring or something.
[Patricia:] No, seriously?
[David:] Ah? I am
[Patricia:] Was it?
[David:] serious!
[Patricia:] The only one I could think of would be Robert er, cos he's sort a... erm, he's a bit of a... broguey sort a
[speaker006:] I spoke to him quite a bit you know.
[David:] [LAUGHTER]
[Patricia:] Why? Were you
[speaker006:] Cos you answered the phone.
[Patricia:] Aargh! And who was it?
[speaker006:] I don't know! He didn't say, and I says can I take a message?
[David:] We didn't give him the message.
[speaker006:] Oh aye, asked for you and I said... weren't there. And then he said
[Patricia:] Sort of, sort of funny voice?
[speaker006:] then asked for Joanne.
[Patricia:] Sort of throat sort of, [mimicking] is Helen there []?
[speaker006:] He was, no.
[Patricia:] tt
[speaker006:] Why?
[David:] [LAUGHTER]
[Patricia:] For Goodness sake! I just wondering who it is. Curious now to see who phoned.... Manda or anything phone for me?
[speaker006:] No one except him, no. Move those... batteries anyway,jus
[Patricia:] Excuse me.
[David:] Who's batteries?... I don't know who's batteries they are.
[speaker006:] Are these?
[Patricia:] Batteries.
[speaker006:] Well move them to there.
[David:] Are you gonna take it off that as?
[Patricia:] [humming]
[speaker006:] Yeah.
[David:] No, I haven't put that there.
[speaker006:] Have you got one?
[David:] Mine are in the garden and they're not even...
[speaker006:] Well take snips off them.
[David:] I can't snip them when there's nothing of them.
[speaker006:] You can!
[Patricia:] [LAUGHTER]
[speaker006:] Well you snip them at the growing time.
[David:] It's only a stick! [LAUGHTER]... Well that's all they are, a stick!
[speaker006:] Well they'll grow.
[David:] You know I... years ago I... had a twig... you know, an ordinary twig, I stuck it into the ground... after three long years, all that was was a stick!
[Patricia:] Yeah. Obviously.
[David:] And... but it was starting to grow... and it's still only a stick, and it's got a bud [LAUGHTER] on the top [].
[Patricia:] [LAUGHTER]
[David:] [LAUGHTER]
[Patricia:] So the stick will bud.
[speaker006:] Did you ask David about any cleaning stuff?
[Patricia:] He didn't have anything.
[David:] But it's still only one stick, there's nothing. It's just a stick! And people have said to me, what's that Michael? I say, it's a stick! [LAUGHTER]... I'm growing a stick!
[Patricia:] What's that interesting plant you've got there? It's a stick! Mm!
[David:] Well everyone kept saying wha, what's that there? Aye, I know. It's a stick. [LAUGHTER]... I think we'll take it out now. But it'll be a bit of a shame because... in... you know
[Patricia:] Probably flower or something.
[David:] in a couple of years it never done a thing... and now it's growing.
[Patricia:] Mhm. [singing] Every way []
[David:] I'll take a look at that as well.
[Patricia:] [humming]
[David:] Who's that for?
[speaker006:] No, that's your piece!
[David:] Oh!
[Patricia:] Mum! Left your piece!
[speaker006:] Well I said
[Patricia:] That there her piece! [LAUGHTER]
[speaker006:] [LAUGHTER]
[David:] She's a... she's a bugger!
[Patricia:] [LAUGHTER]
[David:] Bean
[Patricia:] What?
[David:] Bean.
[Patricia:] What?
[David:] A bean....
[Patricia:] Oh right!
[David:] And your piece.
[Patricia:] Oh, from mum, oh you left your pushchair boy!
[speaker006:] [LAUGHTER]
[Patricia:] Go on! Go on! Left your piece!
[David:] Got your push bike?
[Patricia:] Yo got your push bike boy! Like, there's a guy that rings up in work... Hello ha! And I say, hello. He says, well how yous a going? [LAUGHTER]... I'm doing fine. Your fine? Oh, ye how down there, boy I'm telling you you don't know what you lo, you townies don't, just don't know what work is. [LAUGHTER]... You're going like... how you doing? Erm... li [LAUGHTER]
[David:] You'll work in that place and what, are yous are.
[Patricia:] No, not at all. Ah, you townies don't know about how, don't know ha wai that,yo, eh, eh eh eh eh eh. You can't even know what he's saying. [loud banging]
[speaker006:] When's Jackie start?
[Patricia:] Probably after Easter.
[speaker006:] Pardon?
[Patricia:] Probably after Easter.
[speaker006:] Probably?
[Patricia:] File clerk.... I am, ah
[David:] There's a play... [clears throat] going erm... to the
[speaker006:] There's a good thing on the King's Hall tonight.
[David:] Aye, I know that.
[Patricia:] The Highwaymen. Th
[David:] That'll be on the.
[Patricia:] The Highwaymen.
[speaker006:] The Highwaymen is on at the
[Patricia:] That's Willie Nel
[speaker006:] movies.
[Patricia:] It's Willie Nelson and everything.
[David:] That's quite good isn't it?
[speaker006:] Willie Nelson and all. [tv on in background]
[David:] Mhm. No, this is in the... you and Joanne would probably enjoy that... in the museum... play... based on... a book wrote by the guy who went
[speaker006:] I heard that, Murphy.
[David:] Aha.
[Patricia:] Stay right there!
[David:] Mm.
[Patricia:] Then! [LAUGHTER]
[David:] But, I didn't realize it'd be here
[Patricia:] That's a noose!
[David:] but it's a play.
[Patricia:] Then... yes.
[David:] Well in that... apparently it's very good!
[Patricia:] I thought it looked quite good. See the, the guy that was in... the middle, was, he had the beard.
[David:] No,...
[Patricia:] And the doctor said, didn't he
[David:] Aha.
[Patricia:] that nothing rude would ever happen to me again. He was the one, he was the guy that was in a Slice of Saturday Night. Last week, down the Arts. He
[David:] Aha.
[Patricia:] was the one doing a Slice of Saturday Night. Ha, he was in that too.
[speaker006:] I thought that would have been a good night in the King's Hall tonight.
[Patricia:] And I
[David:] That probably....
[Patricia:] Yeah. Seamas was going.
[speaker006:] What?
[Patricia:] Aha. He was getting tickets. I know, but there's still tickets there tonight. I'm sure you could have got tickets at the door if you had wanted them early. Someone's probably... anybody buying or selling their ticket? [LAUGHTER]
[David:] No, but I would say that er, play would be... addressing... you know, well no say, probably... you accepted them for... face value to... the ticket doesn't say it is.
[Patricia:] Mhm.
[David:] Probably be alright.
[speaker006:] Yeah.
[David:] You all would... interrogated and... all the rest of it.
[Patricia:] Yeah.
[David:] Go and bring your in... you'll never get it out of here.
[Patricia:] Aye, that's right.... Mm mm.
[David:] Great that is! I don't expect
[speaker006:] Yeah.
[Patricia:] I'd love to... even to
[David:] Well I
[Patricia:] ride a horse for
[David:] I believe, I believe it's opening next week.
[speaker006:] Mm
[Patricia:] Oh is it?
[David:] Mhm. Even though something....
[Patricia:] Oh! I didn't even know like
[David:] But it... It's next Tuesday.
[Patricia:] Erm... it's opening? I don't know. I hadn't heard anything about it. Oh!
[David:] I don't know anything about horses. David's coming round... children.... It's very highly acclaimed. I think I'll use it. And they're doing it fo for... five weeks of the year. There's been road... for a long, long time now. He was... crossing wires in....
[Patricia:] Yeah.
[David:] That's the sort of, kinda thing that, the two things that you....
[speaker006:] You couldn't do anything!
[Patricia:] What? Sure I went to... the Arts and everything and stuff.
[David:] Oh!
[Patricia:] Wasn't in the pantomime?
[David:] Mhm.
[Patricia:] I was in Aladdin, sure! A few years ago.
[speaker006:] It's not that.
[Patricia:] Yes, but mum, I couldn't just go back and do like every show!
[speaker006:] I'm not saying that.
[Patricia:] They go around. They're using the arts. They use the arts.
[speaker006:] They use their arts.
[Patricia:] And they use... Bangor, little fair of Bangor.
[speaker006:] Aha.
[Patricia:] I think
[David:] Who's this?
[Patricia:] it's
[speaker006:] It's the Harberton
[Patricia:] The Harberton The Ulster Operatic... use... th... erm... no, but I mean, I a, because I wasn't a member it was like one show was okay, and the pantomime as well. But I mean, you really have to be, like, a member before like... if you were starting to like, want to do all the shows... they'd want you
[David:] No, but I mean, no one ever really does all the shows.
[Patricia:] I know. But say,ma, maybe... if you did the pantomime and then the next one coming up... I mean... er er... er,th, I think they'd actually ask you... like, your membership money.
[speaker006:] What's the... what do you actually do this for?
[Patricia:] No, it's a, as I enjoyed it.
[David:] You can take.... Well... something other than just to talk about... other than just the normal run of road things. You know... I do this. Well you didn't watch... our Studio One on last night.
[speaker006:] was on.
[Patricia:] ? Is he a big guy?
[David:] Aye, that was on.
[Patricia:] Oh what's he like? He's like a big turkey!
[David:] Well then... you wanna see
[speaker006:] I don't think that's his son.
[David:] It is his son.
[Patricia:] It is his son. It is!
[David:] I know his daughter-in-law. I,wha... when I went to... they were quite young... and they were toffs... there
[Patricia:] [LAUGHTER]
[David:] never heard of them.
[Patricia:] The dad?
[David:] No, the son. And, and er
[Patricia:] Oh, the son.
[David:] all night, and, they weren't married yet... and... they would cost all of her bloody. Well you know the
[Patricia:] [cough]
[David:] they reckon that the best... damn studio now... in Britain!
[Patricia:] Oh!
[David:] So there you are.
[Patricia:] T V's working.
[David:] I enjoyed it but that was not the right one... it was just... proper room... where er you... where you used to every night of the week.... She used to cheer us up. But he... that's.... Wouldn't take you out of the because he'd go up there. I always remembered.
[speaker006:] I thought, well she's.
[David:] She could ma, she can make you dance. I've been to see him.
[Patricia:] Mhm.
[David:] Definitely would be a technique. You could never dance with a. [LAUGHTER]
[Patricia:] I remember the day we went.
[speaker006:] Oh yeah.
[Patricia:] Oh, we were sitting there amazed! Me, Fiona and Richard all sitting. [LAUGHTER]
[speaker006:] How's the taxis?
[Patricia:] Stra strange.
[speaker006:] In Galbally it says!
[Patricia:] Aye, that's the new one in Galbally now. But, they burnt out one there was
[David:] We have had a right.
[Patricia:] No.
[David:] Like the B and Q store.
[Patricia:] Mm!... They are quite dear that Quick Cut people....
[David:] Well they're not saying you've... gotta.
[Patricia:] I suppose.
[David:] I don't really know. There you are. How the... but I looked at the.. He travels home from work... he sits down... are you fucking me about a bit? And, she says, just me... and...
[Patricia:] I think I'll keep it.
[David:] But he he
[Patricia:] I would like to, I would like to try it.
[speaker006:] Well it's alright for a while but... that's alright for a wee while now.
[David:] He's a de, a dead nice bloke. You know, very... very... doesn't... put himself above anybody else, airs and graces and all, when you see him. Speaks very politely. Very nice man. Very, very... great business acumen sometimes I wo, I can... er but if you just come.
[Patricia:] Mm.
[David:] . He has no family. But er, in a way... he is.
[Patricia:] Mm!
[David:] When are you gonna do it all?
[speaker006:] So what did his dad say?
[David:] Good God! He wrote out another one but his dad reckons... he was saying. We found it on the back.
[Patricia:] [LAUGHTER]... That T V is rubbish!
[David:] He'll be the missing the job now.
[speaker006:] .
[David:] Off the.
[Patricia:] Mm?
[David:] His house... or... and saying I'll be.
[Patricia:] [LAUGHTER]
[David:] [LAUGHTER] Isn't that strange []! I really.... That looks near.... [LAUGHTER]
[Patricia:] See Simon picture... in the Telegraph?
[speaker006:] Oh no!
[Patricia:] I'll go and get you it.
[speaker006:] I forgot about his wedding day on Saturday you know.
[Patricia:] I know. You were in town... weren't you? You were working.
[speaker006:] I was working. Mm.
[Patricia:] And Richard was working then as well. I had remembered about it but it's just I had no chance of getting there. I'll go and get the picture.
[speaker006:] I didn't remember about it.
[Patricia:] No. I'll go and get the picture. He just is, just totally different to what I remember him being like.
[speaker006:] Oh right. Let's see.
[Patricia:] Simon.
[speaker006:] Did you go out with him?
[Patricia:] No just friends.... [whispering] Quick! Where's the Tel? Sorry []!
[speaker006:] [singing] all our days. La da, da da []. What was it, just said he puts his mouth on the telly [LAUGHTER] []!
[Patricia:] What was it?
[speaker006:] It's the way that
[Patricia:] What was he saying?
[speaker006:] [singing+mimicking] Power to all our friends []. In a wee deep voice, and he were
[Group Of Unknown Speakers:] er er, [singing] Power
[Patricia:] Why?
[speaker006:] to []. Cos that so song was popular [LAUGHTER] at the time []!
[Patricia:] [LAUGHTER]
[David:] It wasn't, was it?
[speaker003:] [talking on c b radio] Zero four nine from base. How long, when will he be back in? Over.
[Patricia:] [LAUGHTER]... What?
[speaker003:] What's wrong? [LAUGHTER] Don't tell her about [] No,. Oh!
[Patricia:] What's your name? [LAUGHTER]
[speaker003:] Sure enough! But di did you go to.... Where did you go?
[Patricia:] Sammy. We just went down around town.
[speaker003:] Why?
[David:] Going round to see this Sammy afternoon did you not?
[Patricia:] I did. I got round just as
[speaker003:] Around town.
[David:] Well no, I bought that, we'll still stay.
[Patricia:] Oh! So
[David:] Already.
[Patricia:] Ah.
[speaker006:] I'll have to watch you. Have to get a job.
[David:] Aye.
[Patricia:] Well, did you tell him?... Ha?
[speaker006:] What?
[Patricia:] Did you say anything...?
[speaker006:] It's where you're staying if you were rich. No I don't think so.
[Patricia:] [singing] [].
[speaker006:] Bye!
[Patricia:] Going out? What?
[speaker006:] I keep saying
[Patricia:] No mum said.
[speaker003:] Ah yeah. Christmas shopping and he said... and er.
[Patricia:] Lisa. No, I've got something to do.
[speaker006:] Let's hide them.
[Patricia:] Oh! You ask Polly. With one another and then going off to...
[speaker003:] Mm..... What?
[Patricia:] No.
[David:] That's fine. Yeah.
[speaker003:] ? There's a couple there.... So where does this go? Did you cancel?
[Patricia:] I've turned on the other tape there.
[speaker005:] Oh on the tape. Oh!
[speaker006:] So, what do we have to say then?
[speaker005:] Oh!
[Patricia:] Things like, you have to.
[speaker006:] Aha.
[speaker005:] I knew was coming.
[Patricia:] Alright. You know!... So how are you Leonora?
[speaker003:] Well, well, how are you? I I, I'm looking for a... blade. A blade. Why, what do you want blade for?... You gonna do your wrists over me at all?
[Patricia:] [LAUGHTER]
[speaker003:] Oh dear! Sure! Dear old Charlie! What a dear! That covers too. Who? That's George? Erm What? Frank, Frank needs three boxes of fifteen mils...... and three boxes down. could I have about forty bottles of the er The Dom Curie Yeah. [LAUGHTER] Well I don't know what he's saying! [LAUGHTER] There you are. That's great! So do you want this in the car ready? What And. car? Your car that you're gonna get. Volvo, yes. It's a Volvo. You're getting a new Volvo. car? Yes, we have heard it's gonna be a black B M W. Yeah, well it's gonna be a black B M W. Pretty good! Come down next and it won't be on the Honda. It's the new look. Oh God! Aye, doesn't sh doesn't she know that? You look awful! [LAUGHTER] So I don't know. I'll have to... get the motorbike. [cough] Because it'll spoil... erm... Oh God! I just couldn't believe it! Yeah. But I mean That was packed sort of like for ages though. to come. Do you know the heart, do yo do you know if a heart Yes. these are practically. More like it's gonna be Easter. Sure when you make nobody. There's no ties or anything. You don't know. Wo wo wo well you could be just like it. So there has been, well I mean, that's probably what's going round cos... that way it's going into the fire as well. Mm. Can you smell it? No. [whispering] So what's, what's he saying []? Well erm He's going into the actually. Yeah, that's it. Yeah, but has she got any kids? You said. No! I said well, why don't you call me the... proper name, is it a? I just say. Sorry? Ah, Sally. Sally. ? Sally. I give her well over three hundred pounds Who saw me? on Saturday.... the bedroom. That's a fortune and all. Must be. So I said, and I said here... one hundred pounds there. I think I'd... it all And I said I said er... or he said we could have it for twenty pound a month and we said Aha. some people perhaps... and he said yeah... we'll put something together. And I said, obviously cash it if it's no good. It's lucky I didn't say. Mm. He might. He said he doesn't catch... cos I'll be... I've, I'll have those right here for your so you're only paying twenty pounds... bloody football bets aren't they! He started to laugh. Well she'll see or not. Is he always gonna be responsible? I don't bloody know! [whispering] Well he slips me like hundreds []! Get me some of those will you And he, I said well sure get me some tomorrow What? Didn't he put a hundred pound on? I would just kill them! See that [whispering] []. I don't really know. I'll ask him. Ah. He will have pegged it. You know, and say... has erm... Dominic got er I don't know. [LAUGHTER] []! Marvellous! Yeah. What? ... Yep, I... speaks for him. Great! Well... she said she was very nice. Ah, Paddy showed me. Oh! Is that bad? I don't know, he can be a ignorant Er, I don't know. But he was gonna have something. Why?, I don't like him. He, he says to me I don't like him. what did he say yesterday? I said he came and told me... you know Oh yeah. Yeah, and I said... he said something about going to the pictures so... he's going on about it. So he said... Joanne says. I think that's enough don't you? Yeah, but he's been doing really good! I said leave us a couple of small. Who's house is that? Dunno. Trish. Everywhere I go he's on my back! [LAUGHTER] So, that cheek of the. And are they? Oh! Unless they're erm [LAUGHTER] I said... why, are you thinking of crossing us? Well you've gone onto social security but... but after two weeks it's flew. I'd like to go back London. And er yeah. He'll have to pay a fine before he can pick up for it, this is Joanne, I don't but... he must... he must er be up to something. He said it's every single way because that's... there must be a reason but... he said they're not getting priority so we'll be left that... he said... Fuck his self then! I would say Jim, he'll be, he's very lucky he had a I was supposed to be. That's only all he said. He said... I said one thing he's more rebellious. Yeah, that's right. Eh? [whispering] []. But erm... that's the only other thing, there's nothing with wrong him. She says er... but she said but... they're just trying to work it out. Oh it's cold! Isn't it? I think there's something between Moira and he said surely he said why? I says and I get, no idea if you would kill.... What's? How long has Francy been here? Four years... twenty months. Aha. I remember her coming here. Cos... fifth year on Sunday. Next thing it's only for the year. And he went over... and I. What's that? That's lovely! Mm. Lovely! Mhm. Alan said, he said... [LAUGHTER] And then, from then on... things worked out. He's a nice feller. He is. I like him. I like Francy. He used a couple of them bits before if that's all the same to you. Colin? You sure look. Who knows me? I suppose Ashley. He said, Johnny but because you know them... I wouldn't waste [LAUGHTER] your time. Yeah, cos some of them weren't even here. Yeah. What do you mean? In fact we'll have to. Mm. Excuse me! No hear me! Just you tell him that Joanne says... flipping since when, Easter? In a way. Because I didn't see him cos. Oh no, you never know what he's doing! I said [phone rings] True enough!... I don't like to wear. It's hard for you. Yeah, he's really a creep! And he And I said, tell me what I said to you? heard you talking to me then... you know she could go mad! Must be somewhere where the both of you can meet up.
[speaker008:] So, how are you? Which one is ticking Sarah? Aha.
[speaker009:] What?
[speaker008:] Not too bad.
[speaker003:] She's gonna be there now dear.
[speaker008:] I wasn't. I used to si take the lesson this afternoon.
[speaker003:] So
[speaker009:] Takes all afternoon?
[speaker008:] Yeah. This morning was a bit quiet like.
[speaker009:] Oh dear God! That means everyone driving so
[speaker008:] Yeah. [music]
[speaker009:] Spot the catch....
[speaker008:] Where we going?
[speaker009:] Ah!... Very good!
[speaker008:] What?
[speaker009:] Forever I'll drive..
[speaker003:] Stuart must be there.
[speaker009:] They used to ma, open on a Wednesday.
[speaker008:] They're open every night now.
[speaker009:] Are they? Late?
[speaker008:] As far as I know. Erm
[speaker009:] Oh! Around there.
[speaker008:] I hope he's in the club and everything, they all try and out do each other.
[speaker009:] Yes. You ought to see about Jackie getting there...
[speaker003:] Yeah you just go.
[speaker009:] How often?
[speaker008:] They're just being finished, you know if she wanted.
[speaker009:] So you get, you bought them?
[speaker008:] Yeah. Oh why? Is it wrong number?
[speaker009:] I don't know.
[speaker008:] Trisha you!
[speaker009:] [LAUGHTER] You know more than me []!
[speaker008:] Wanted to put her... just wasn't right, even now she's.
[speaker009:] Well there's my mini. There's your mini dad, do you want that?
[speaker003:] Where?
[speaker009:] We went
[speaker008:] Over there.
[speaker009:] when we, when we went to mini.
[speaker003:] There's loads of them.
[speaker009:] It's lovely!
[speaker003:] Horrible bleeding minis!
[speaker009:] What do you want, set of?
[speaker008:] No, nothing. I've been up to church.
[speaker009:] I heard you.
[speaker008:] Are you?
[speaker009:] No, it was just a family from work.
[speaker008:] [humming]... Where are you working today?
[speaker003:] Who?
[speaker008:] You.
[speaker003:] Going up there. No, to supervise.
[speaker008:] Pardon?
[speaker009:] That's what she said.
[speaker003:] I said I'm going to supervise.
[speaker009:] Do you know people here to talk?
[speaker003:] We'll have all the day, all the morning.
[speaker008:] He's only just gone on on Thursday.
[speaker003:] You know
[speaker009:] Aha.
[speaker003:] the.... Well that's all. We just got more and more depressed.... It's really hard though, the labour. I jumped on it, back home.
[speaker008:] Cut round there and see how the others drived
[speaker009:] It's already. It's very nice!
[speaker008:] I'll have the then.
[speaker009:] Did you?
[speaker003:] Ah! Useless!
[speaker009:] I don't like her very, still trying to get out of it.
[speaker008:] What?
[speaker003:] You don't like as much is what you're saying.
[speaker009:] That's quite I, I quite like over here. But er...
[speaker008:] Does anyone else know?
[speaker003:] What?
[speaker008:] No.
[speaker009:] If I could just move this.
[speaker003:] Okay.
[speaker008:] Ah! I took a bit.
[speaker003:] Yes.
[speaker008:] [LAUGHTER]
[speaker009:] Is there any?
[speaker003:] Where exactly is he going?
[speaker009:] No, I haven't heard..
[speaker008:] You phoned?
[speaker009:] No. He says I'm not to..
[speaker008:] Ah!
[speaker009:] So to indicate where you're going!
[speaker008:] It's a woman, Joanne.
[speaker009:] Well
[speaker003:] She.
[speaker009:] We've passed....
[speaker008:] Mm.
[speaker003:] Oh Jesus! There's a right one!
[speaker008:] Do you always get paid?
[speaker009:] Yes
[speaker003:] Mm.
[speaker009:] I used to work on the ne, the ne er, drill.
[speaker008:] So you never really went to any fortune teller? It's down there.
[speaker009:] In the, no, but there's... a lot down the other way.
[speaker008:] Where's that?
[speaker009:] Aha.
[speaker008:] You went?
[speaker009:] I haven't. What's that called? Is that it?
[speaker008:] The theatre's just here.
[speaker009:] Ah yes!
[speaker008:] I'll I didn't realize his son was... him. [LAUGHTER]
[speaker009:] He must be working.
[speaker008:] Yeah. Well I'd [LAUGHTER]... erm
[speaker009:] Ah, hey! They're very busy Tim said, I mean to the
[speaker008:] If you wanna buy something here don't be put off by.
[speaker009:] Why? What is it? Where are we? Ooh ah! As long as we know where it is.
[speaker003:] We pass it here in a few minutes.
[speaker008:] It's anyway... after that butchers.
[speaker009:] Oh! erm... then signed himself.
[speaker008:] So?
[speaker009:] He hadn't changed. But he has.
[speaker008:] What?
[speaker009:] Talking a load, a load of junk! How keen are you, like?
[speaker008:] Oh not too much. You'll be drunk!
[speaker009:] I say one, I said, when I see why, why, here he'll be learning.
[speaker008:] Alright. Fine.
[speaker009:] What about you David, alright?
[speaker003:] Yeah.
[speaker009:] .
[speaker008:] Who's that in James's house?
[speaker009:] Och! And we did Tim's work here.
[speaker008:] Don't know what that is.
[speaker009:] Dad does a lot of work up here. He does... plants
[speaker008:] What?
[speaker009:] and grain. Greenwood Avenue! That's where... that and everybody else.
[speaker008:] That's where erm... this person back there.
[speaker009:] Back together.... Oh well if you go out it'll happen! [LAUGHTER]
[speaker003:] I don't... can't suit me that much! [LAUGHTER] No.
[speaker008:] Mhm.
[speaker003:] Look at him working those two down there, er there
[speaker009:] It goes off ever they look at them now.
[speaker008:] No. I know. [LAUGHTER] Thank you []!... What?
[speaker009:] . Have you switched that on?
[speaker008:] Yeah.... So what type of a carpet are you looking for?
[speaker003:] One that goes down on the floor!
[speaker009:] [LAUGHTER]... I'm putting higher up
[speaker008:] Er, er er! Indeed! You should have a solid floor, have you Don't
[speaker003:] Oh for goodness sake! Oh well you have her
[speaker008:] Hey?
[speaker003:] I'll be making a note of them down here, it was you! Yeah, that's right And then with Joanne. you see. It was Joanne said you'd go down there, so you said alright.
[speaker009:] I've measured the so that's okay.
[speaker003:] You gotta do it for something.
[speaker008:] Indeed!
[speaker003:] Yeah I know.
[speaker008:] [singing] Right here! Right now! So the one we got [].
[speaker009:] Here we go. Has something happened here?
[speaker008:] [singing] Right here! Right now []!
[speaker009:] What? What's that?
[speaker008:] I have never been in there.
[speaker009:] You was. Me and, you and I was in there on... don't know when, years ago.
[speaker008:] Dianne told me the score so... anyway you're like a friend... can go with you. You're driving.
[speaker009:] Ah?
[speaker008:] So in a way, like someone can go with you and all if you want.
[speaker009:] Can they?
[speaker008:] Well, look!
[speaker009:] I don't think so Helen. I mean, they've dropped that wee girl on her own.
[speaker008:] No, well because I've seen it before.
[speaker009:] You think I would do it.
[speaker003:] That wee girl over there, she's riding it. They must take two like, you know, that one round the bend there they have bars on.
[speaker009:] Well, well there's arm one you go for, you'll have to.
[speaker003:] I don't see how you would learn very much.
[speaker009:] [yawn] No [].... Your first couple of lessons are half an hour take you driving anyway, and by the time you get up there you'd drive onto them.
[speaker003:] .
[speaker009:] And, if you haven't been in a car before the driver drives, so you can give me what you owe.
[speaker008:] [singing] [].
[speaker003:] Which one's Paul's?
[speaker009:] What? [radio on] Ooh!
[speaker003:] Right, we're going in there.
[speaker009:] This is good! Good!
[speaker008:] It's Sly.
[speaker009:] It is.
[speaker008:] Sly? [music in car]
[speaker009:] You wanna get used to this anyway.
[speaker003:] I'll have to.
[speaker009:] Oh it's nice that!
[speaker008:] I think it is.... Is this U two? It is.
[speaker009:] I think it is..
[speaker008:] I've never been up here before.
[speaker009:] Why, you mean?
[speaker008:] No, Arts, and County, yes, I've been with Martin.... Shaun lends them their going to the health club.
[speaker009:] She was. She might have told you.
[speaker008:] She did anyway.
[speaker003:] On there.
[speaker009:] That's the one David has.... I every time.... I've seen some in there... your
[speaker003:] What?
[speaker008:] Urgh!
[speaker009:] Can't see it properly.
[speaker003:] Why couldn't she come? What?
[speaker008:] And that's by
[speaker009:] By
[speaker008:] by
[speaker009:] Which?
[speaker008:] Yeah! You can go in there with your dog. Er, no you can get your dog on there.
[speaker009:] Well I don't see the erm...
[speaker008:] Ah?
[speaker009:] There's people everywhere just coming home.
[speaker003:] Well I don't know.... He's a weirdo!
[speaker008:] [yawn] And you just roll up when you're here [].
[speaker003:] Eh?
[speaker008:] He didn't even check.
[speaker009:] She came along.
[speaker008:] [humming]
[speaker003:] Well?
[speaker008:] What?
[speaker003:] You won't be allowed to.
[speaker008:] Aha.... Yeah.
[speaker003:] What er, do you know?
[speaker009:] Oh my God!
[speaker008:] [yawn] Ah [].... [LAUGHTER]... And I was feeling a bit, a little bit chilly. If it's, it's really nice now isn't it? It's really, like I mean you're
[speaker009:] Could be better.
[speaker008:] you'd, what? Have you been there?
[speaker009:] Not for a long time now.
[speaker008:] It's really changed. Like, you can see everything. See the. Ballinamore isn't it? I've never been at it myself, like, but I mean... but I mean the and all is, well there's all the... stuff on it anyway.
[speaker009:] ... as far as I'm concerned we can... get on.
[speaker008:] Yeah.... What time is it now?
[speaker003:] Quarter to... three.
[speaker009:] Tim.
[speaker008:] In that there?
[speaker009:] I know.
[Patricia:] See, remember when I wa, those houses were first, first built... whenever there was like heavy rain and everything they flooded. Can't remember when they were built. I remember those houses being built. We used to come down here every Friday afternoon! And mum, and Emma used to pick me up from school, primary school, and I was like, always last out. And erm
[speaker008:] and usually, aha. I remember we used to come down. But I remember those being built... and a at first whenever there was like... rain, or whatever there, they always used to like... flood the place!
[speaker003:] That place is always packed and I don't think we'll be. Aha. Oh we can't. [very loud music]
[speaker008:] I like that song! I think that's quite good. It's this erm... there's three fellers and two girls. [singing] Peace, love and understanding [].
[speaker003:] Oh well..
[speaker008:] [singing] [].
[speaker003:] What about Tim and his?
[speaker008:] [singing] [].
[speaker003:] We... he'll never do that.
[speaker009:] One so, one show.
[speaker003:] Oh! And your four children are too!
[speaker008:] [singing] Peace, and love... and understanding [].
[speaker009:] You reckon?
[speaker008:] [singing] Peace
[speaker003:] What?
[speaker008:] and love
[speaker009:] What do you reckon?
[speaker003:] Yeah. Go over there.
[speaker008:] and understanding. Oh, oh oh... understanding. Oh ah oh! Night. Real good! Mor or or ning []. See that, did you? That's the one John and Lucy are driving around in. The pleasure sport one.
[speaker003:] That Lucy's a brilliant driver!
[speaker008:] Knocked down.
[speaker009:] Why?
[speaker008:] See your man, Brian drive . Do you remember? I'm telling you.
[speaker009:] Aha.
[speaker008:] Aha.
[speaker009:] [singing] So funny how, peace, love and understanding []. No. But she's on
[speaker008:] [singing] Peace!
[speaker009:] on this.
[speaker008:] Love!... Talking about love! Love! [].... [singing] Ba ba, ba ba ah love! So funny about, peace, love, and understanding [].
[speaker009:] Carpet.
[speaker008:] [singing] Peace, love, and understanding [].
[speaker003:] Where are we going?
[speaker008:] [singing] What's so funny about peace, love and understan []. It's. Oh I thought it was.
[speaker003:] I don't think it's wise to talk about the robbery.
[speaker009:] Yeah....
[speaker003:] Don't talk at all.
[speaker009:] If she really wants to let her take them in.
[speaker008:] There's the fire station. Sammy used to call those engine fires [LAUGHTER] instead of fire engines! I think it's a good wee song! [humming]... Martin Carpets.
[speaker009:] Mm mm.
[speaker003:] That's it.
[speaker009:] Get parked.
[speaker008:] [singing] What are we gonna do with me []. Look at those cars. There it is. So rather, would you buy one like?
[speaker003:] Move!
[speaker009:] Talk over your head Joanne, you usually do!
[speaker008:] What are you doing?
[speaker009:] Still, I can't carry that.
[speaker003:] Eh?
[speaker008:] You two are chicken!
[speaker009:] Don't you think I should park there?
[speaker003:] Well... either there... or... no not taller, I don't
[speaker008:] [LAUGHTER] My dad
[speaker003:] wanna be
[speaker008:] was gonna buy one of those for Richard [] wa, before he got the Metro, it was between one of those and the Metro. And Richard said... er, would you look sick driving one of those? He said he loo would die before he got into a car like that! A Renault, one of the Renault fours or something. A.
[speaker009:] I think he'll be okay.
[speaker008:] Joanne, what will I do? Just hook this on him?
[speaker009:] No! Take it off!
[speaker008:] What way do we go daddy?
[speaker003:] Up that way.
[speaker010:] This way?
[speaker003:] Yeah but I suppose if
[speaker008:] You alright?
[speaker003:] da Alan she was measured as the store in Ulster and all.
[speaker008:] I really do like that hat! Nine ninety nine, that's good isn't it?
[speaker003:] you mean I'll think get it when you and me and you know, You'll have to cut up that smaller.
[speaker010:] I know, my, do yo. But you see no, when you think my room, my room's maybe, right say seven feet wi wide right? But normally should have a wee bit that goes in... and hole.... So like, I don't know.
[speaker003:] I think you must prefer everything in that room.
[speaker010:] I know, mum. You'll have a like... and then you could
[speaker008:] That's gone down again ain't it? Hanging on her now. I think that's a lovely apartment. I'd like that higher up.
[speaker003:] Gone are the days. Do you realize that that's where. What? In that Fair. And that was the first
[speaker010:] Where are my going? Down to here, Belfast?
[speaker003:] Is that the town one?
[speaker010:] Ya.
[speaker003:] You can just go to the other one here... providing they can now just go back again and go and ge and get
[speaker010:] Where else is there?
[speaker003:] that one.
[speaker010:] No, she's jus, she's just gone to er... Mr! I know, my teacher at school owns... Lord and Cragson Floors, he was gonna get me the lino quickly.
[speaker008:] Mm.
[speaker010:] Down Avenue, just there.
[speaker003:] Don't hurry like you did that's the.
[speaker010:] No we're not.... What do you call a car?
[speaker003:] ... Ring up is what you've gotta do.
[speaker010:] ... Well now, we'll now going over to Ian's anyway.
[speaker008:] You can.
[speaker003:] You can.
[speaker010:] Mm.
[speaker008:] [singing] []
[speaker010:] I'll just go and pay, okay?
[speaker008:] Yeah. [humming]
[speaker010:] No need to have a look.
[speaker003:] Oh no! Mm. You never did Martin.
[speaker008:] I have never been there before.
[speaker003:] Yeah.
[speaker008:] No.
[speaker003:] Must be a year now.
[speaker010:] I know. Like I'm only.
[speaker003:] No. When?
[speaker008:] Well what time is it?
[speaker010:] Five past eight.
[speaker003:] Oh! Well let's go ask and roundabout and go and see if there's ah... any cheap things cos... we've been to see her again and
[speaker010:] Why? We can order it when he comes.
[speaker003:] Well it wouldn't have to be sort of
[speaker010:] Well dad may not want to walk about with!
[speaker003:] Sure, dad doesn't mind.
[speaker010:] I bet he does!
[speaker003:] And Val knows it.
[speaker010:] Val does not knows it. Not a
[speaker003:] Oh!
[speaker010:] !... Anyway, what's my chance I'm gonna get it?
[speaker003:] You know.
[speaker010:] Fly on the wheel, the wheel I shall have to get it off.
[speaker003:] What?
[speaker010:] Got a fly up the wheels. I'm not talking about the ring!... I'll only choose peach, burgundy with a pattern in, okay? [very loud music]
[speaker008:] [singing] I've had other guys.
[speaker003:] But not pink.
[speaker008:] I
[speaker010:] No not pink.
[speaker008:] look
[speaker003:] Look out!
[speaker010:] instead of pink.
[speaker008:] in your eyes [].
[speaker003:] Aren't you afraid you're gonna have.
[speaker010:] If you did have a car you could go to Maces and stuff like that.
[speaker003:] You wouldn't know anything.
[speaker008:] No, I'd get another car.
[speaker003:] Well I said
[speaker008:] [singing] I []
[speaker003:] i if she didn't have a car you could go into Maces. I did it for years.
[speaker008:] [singing] I had a thousands ships, but no matter where, you're the one for me baby this I know... cos it's true love, you're the one I'm dreaming of... true blue baby I love you. I heard all the lies, I've tried oh so many times, but without they fall again... so excited cos you're my best friend! So if you should ever doubt... wonder what love is all about
[speaker003:] This is a nice one then.
[speaker010:] Yeah, that's right. Gosh! My other sister's friends.
[speaker003:] Pardon?
[Patricia:] True love... you're the one I'm, dreaming of... you're heart fits me, like a glove, and I'm gonna be true blue, baby I love you! You're the one I [] songs are really, really strong. [singing] Your heart fits me, like a glove so we're gonna true blue baby I love you! No oh more sadness... there's one thing that I don't I searched the whole world for someone like you. Don't you know, don't you know, that it's true love, oh baby! True love, oh baby! True love, oh baby! True love! It's, true love, oh baby! True love, oh baby! True love! Baby! So if you should ever doubt [].
[speaker010:] Yeah, I quite like this song.
[speaker008:] What? What? What did you say?
[speaker010:] Will you able to watch then? Like I say...
[speaker008:] Yeah, throw it in.
[speaker010:] Ah! No!
[speaker008:] No, I like it now, even nicer now. It's nicer I mean
[speaker010:] So you think it's better? Think it's better?
[speaker008:] Yeah.
[speaker010:] Right.
[speaker008:] [singing] Don't you know, don't you know that it's... true love... you're the one I'm dreaming of. Your heart fits me like a glove [].
[speaker010:] Hair.
[speaker003:] What have you done? Could you not sit in that chair?
[speaker010:] Yeah, and we use plastic bags.
[speaker008:] It will sure be him.
[speaker010:] He's putting the car seat in.
[speaker008:] [singing] La la la, la la la la
[speaker010:] Tim just said... so he isn't having
[speaker008:] la la la I'm gonna be... true blue baby, I love you.
[speaker003:] We've lost the carpet place.
[speaker008:] true love, oh baby! True love, oh baby! True love! Oh baby! True love! True love, oh baby! True love, oh baby! True love, oh baby! True love []. [yawning] Oh dear [].... [yawning] Ah ah ah ah [].
[speaker010:] What?
[speaker003:] It's the radio station.... [whistling]
[speaker008:] Christian's away to the caravan this week. And he's so excited he's going spare. Jackie said he's been up for seven o'clock. He came in to get his bag.
[speaker003:] Oh!
[speaker008:] Oh yeah, everything, he was ready for about si... I don't know what she said. And he goes pacing up and down!
[speaker010:] Yeah.
[speaker008:] Pacing... waiting. He was really, really excited! It's just that I have never seen him
[speaker010:] Who's took all that down there that morning, morning?
[speaker008:] Cos it's a new caravan, he went to pick it with them... when he was staying over.
[speaker010:] .
[speaker008:] Ah well.
[speaker010:] See what I mean. Keeping these somewhere else.
[speaker003:] [whistling]
[speaker008:] Why?
[speaker010:] What do you say, you'll go away in
[speaker003:] Terrible!
[speaker010:] one on holidays?
[speaker003:] I didn't say a
[speaker008:] [singing] In the power of love
[speaker003:] I didn't say where I was going Joanne.
[speaker008:] mm mm, mm mm [].
[speaker010:] The banks are closed till Tuesdays and you can't mail them.
[speaker003:] You don't know where they are.... Well I dunno. Daddy... she's not buying the carpet tomorrow... is she?
[speaker010:] Yeah, but mu mum I was ready to wait for it.
[speaker003:] Sure, they're closed on Friday won't they? So when are you gonna So that's it! go out? So when are you gonna get the carpet?
[speaker008:] [singing] In the power of love... In the pow... Ah ah, ah []
[speaker003:] [whistling]
[speaker008:] [yawning] Ah ah, ah ha ha []. Ha ha ha! Ha ha ha!
[speaker003:] [whistling] Take me it's nearly lunchtime now.
[speaker008:] How many of the men... there, are there... at work?
[speaker003:] Hey? They won't even let you anyway.
[speaker008:] [singing] In the power of love
[speaker010:] About, how many?
[speaker008:] ... in the power of love [].... I said to Jackie, did you have a good weekend? Said it was
[speaker010:] Who is she?
[speaker008:] pretty good. It wa, she said, I said did you go home? And she said yeah, I had a, actually a very good weekend.
[speaker010:] What a?
[speaker008:] I know.
[speaker010:] He seems alright.
[speaker008:] I keep getting him on the phone, I already know.
[speaker003:] Look? What? There's wee there, did you see him? Where is that carpet place?
[speaker008:] Oh Craigar Carpets? Yeah. I think that's opened about eight or nine. Pat got two new carpets there the other day. What?
[speaker010:] What did it cost her?
[speaker008:] See er, Home and Away? A, no?
[speaker010:] Oh I did.
[speaker008:] Well I thought it was really nice the way Megan... er, was asleep.
[speaker010:] Yeah, I suppose.
[speaker008:] You what?
[speaker010:] I think I was still.
[speaker008:] At five o'clock? Where were you at then?
[speaker010:] No, I haven't really been anywhere.....
[speaker008:] Ha?
[speaker010:] Interested in my, my apartment..
[speaker008:] This is the nearly got me and I've only seen... oh have we actually seen these? The only
[speaker010:] Och! I must have been desperate!
[speaker008:] Aye. We could do nearly a quarter on a night.... It's just up the top of my street.
[speaker010:] Where is the turning here?... It's just there......
[speaker008:] He... having their rows with. He's in and... Cyprus that was.
[speaker010:] Yeah.
[speaker008:] That used to be here, you know, when that was on. Well I like. [LAUGHTER]... My house is down there.....
[speaker010:] What?
[speaker008:] No.
[speaker010:] Five o'clock tonight.... What park is that?... It's not Vicky Park, sure it's not.
[speaker003:] No.
[speaker008:] I have never ever been to Victoria Park.
[speaker010:] Kerry and Anne would always take me, when I used to stay with them when we were ten. Used to go into Vicky park and all this. No you're not.
[speaker008:] Oh!
[speaker010:] Er, what
[speaker003:] No.
[speaker010:] you talking about?
[speaker003:] Aha.
[speaker010:] Yeah. I know, Anne would never let me go.
[speaker003:] Yes, we can go in. Watch your back.
[speaker010:] Mhm. I think I'll try it. Have you got a hanky?
[speaker003:] Aye.
[speaker008:] Know where the shops are?... In there.... The Boston... Chinese Takeaway.
[speaker010:] Look at that! Isn't that so funny! Look! Look! Look! Look!
[speaker008:] Very! Yeah I know we're not
[speaker003:] Alright in here.
[speaker008:] I I love them! But I mean, not like that!
[speaker010:] That's rare!
[speaker008:] Now, I'll show you, I'll point my mini out right.
[speaker010:] I love the wee midget.
[speaker008:] Right. Well anyway... you don't like the midgets.
[speaker010:] Why?... [yawning] Oh deary me []!
[speaker008:] Look! There's the Porsche that she was looking at. The red one there.
[speaker003:] Mhm.
[speaker008:] V I X. And my mini's up on top round the corner there.
[speaker003:] Oh yes!
[speaker008:] Said, isn't it beautiful!
[speaker010:] You could even swap it!
[speaker008:] It's lovely! I'd really like a mini.
[speaker010:] It rolls... back down.
[speaker008:] I could do with that one.
[speaker010:] What about a black one?
[speaker008:] Couldn't do it with a black one.... See those, the Honda Civic, that wee white one. I think some of those are brilliant! I love
[speaker010:] Cos there is an older one of those in the garage. [sighing] Oh yeah []
[speaker008:] And er, oh it erm
[Patricia:] So? [LAUGHTER] I'm sorry []!
[David:] And I'll have to get that... cheap razor and all. You'll have to get a car for a.
[Patricia:] You'll have to give me those batteries back.
[David:] What?
[Patricia:] You must bring those batteries back.
[David:] What batteries? No way!
[Patricia:] You use batteries... and I use batteries. That's a
[David:] Dad! I'll be every morning I get shaved going to work in the morning.
[Patricia:] Then I might take the two out of the doll.
[David:] What?
[Patricia:] I might take the other two out of the doll, won't be a problem.
[David:] Well the... I have the about eleven and with the... I wouldn't go out of my way them.
[Patricia:] No. Cos you're
[David:] Cos yo
[Patricia:] you're being a pain!
[David:] you just shut it or I'll so I will
[Patricia:] Oh dear! So, can I just jump in there.
[David:] Cut the grass.
[Richard:] Course she does.
[David:] You're only talking off it you know... shave.
[Patricia:] Richard's turn now.
[Richard:] You can have it.
[David:] Here!
[Patricia:] Exactly!
[David:] You've gotta pay me now.
[Richard:] [whispering] [].
[Patricia:] Give you a course again Richard.
[Richard:] Aha.
[David:] Is it?
[Patricia:] Kelly and Anne went out today. What, what colour is it? Still green?
[David:] I'm not telling you.
[Patricia:] Can't really transfer her back here.
[Richard:] Did you go in...?
[Patricia:] Well it's dreadful!
[Richard:] Relaxing.. Mum and dad are staying here.
[Patricia:] Well. Why, why do you wanna local?
[Richard:] I just do.
[David:] Oh! You'll need a big tea for that one.... [sigh]... What else?
[Patricia:] Good Friday... is the thirteenth of May so it's not too bad.
[Richard:] Is tomorrow
[Patricia:] You'll be
[Richard:] Friday?
[Patricia:] Yes.
[David:] Friday, Saturday, Sunday, and then Mon Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday... then I'm back in... Thursday, Friday... and then off Saturday, Sunday, Monday.
[Richard:] I'm taking Friday week off.
[Patricia:] What, are yous open Easter Monday and Tuesday down there? Yeah? So in a way yo... you're doing... different hours and all... so your pay, was that based on forty hour week? Or was that just based on... you being there whenever... you had to be there.
[David:] Don't forget he's only started th, the job's only started a week!
[Patricia:] I'm just asking dear!
[Richard:] I'm paying for supper.
[Patricia:] Yeah.
[Richard:] They're paying me for forty hours.
[Patricia:] And anything you do above forty hours you can extra for?
[Richard:] Yeah. But, saying that... means you got a lot
[Patricia:] You don't have forty hours only to do.
[Richard:] I have. Because... the hour, the hours forty... but... [whispering] there's loads to be done [].
[Patricia:] Yeah.
[Richard:] I'm getting them sorted out with Roy
[Patricia:] Well erm... have you had your pay yet from them, no? Tomorrow?
[Richard:] Yeah.
[Patricia:] So you, well then you'll still not know what you're going out with because you still have a few days from last week to get. So you don't know what you'll start with, you'll actually bring in.
[Richard:] I will do.
[Patricia:] Do you?
[Richard:] On my pay slip. It doesn't make any difference....
[Patricia:] Do you remember the... form David got with the tax form and all? He's gonna give it into... Mericlean and Mericlean, just said we'll have to send it off... to the tax office to get your tax code changed. It's er, the tax code on his P forty five is.
[Richard:] Well
[David:] His
[Richard:] it's like I'll get
[Patricia:] twenty five.
[David:] P forty five is three two nine L.
[Patricia:] Three two nine?
[David:] And the, the number that was on
[Patricia:] is five
[David:] er
[Patricia:] O one.
[David:] the form, er it's a, it's a fo, official form from the tax office.
[Patricia:] He had five O one.
[David:] Said, five O one from the year began... the first of April nineteen ninety two
[Patricia:] Ninety two.
[David:] until such and such, ninety three A.
[Patricia:] So Mericlean sent it away... with his P forty five to have it changed... and they said they couldn't accept it... that they'd have to re-apply or something. And I mean it was an official thing from the tax
[David:] Yeah.
[Patricia:] office themself.
[David:] They wrote, they wrote back... and Carole showed me the letter and said that this isn't... this is
[Patricia:] Not sufficient evidence or something.
[David:] Not sufficient evidence of... the correct code.
[Patricia:] I mean how... what other evidence
[Richard:] Yeah.
[Patricia:] could you show me? It came
[Richard:] Well
[Patricia:] directly from them and was posted to you. It's like
[David:] Well Pat
[Patricia:] a wee tax form.
[David:] yes, that's what I says, what the frig do you have to do to get through to these stupid people! You know, see tax people, people like government!
[Richard:] Well that T V's working. [LAUGHTER]
[David:] Aye. See the T V is. I don't understand... keep on paying a T V licence... erm
[Patricia:] How much is it now?
[Richard:] It's, a hundred and ninety I think.
[Patricia:] Is it so?
[David:] No. I think eighty five for a colour T V licence... erm... i is nothing but the greatest load of bull... or bullshit! No,i it's flipping rubbish! People are getting ripped off! Even black and white T V's, how much is that?
[Richard:] Half a.
[David:] And all you get is... bloody
[Patricia:] It's only about twenty five pound, is it something like
[David:] bloody nonsense!
[Patricia:] that?
[David:] Wildlife and all, three times a week! Who wants to watch what a frigging... ca coot lives on or whatever!
[Richard:] You have bloody football! [LAUGHTER]
[David:] See football... I'm sick of people having to get the football! Shit football! And that's all you get! Last night I sat up last night to watch that George Foreman fight... and... they had to put football on before it and I [LAUGHTER] fell asleep []... and I missed the bloody fight! Because of that stupid fi er football! Football couldn't wait till the end! A bloody waste! What's on tonight?
[Patricia:] No.
[David:] More frigging football!
[Patricia:] [LAUGHTER]
[David:] Eleven thirty five tonight, football again! Christ!. Bunch of tarts going round a field chasing a ball!... Anyhow... where's the... oh Christ! You're gonna rip it!
[Richard:] [LAUGHTER]
[David:] Aye, see the? she's got them offices... and half, there's no telling. What do you think of it? I've got... official forms here from the tax office, I mean, they say they can't accept it! If they can't accept it, dunno, who ca who can... what would John Major have said?
[Patricia:] Who's John Major?
[David:] The Prime Minister, you dope!... Typical woman!!
[Richard:] [LAUGHTER]... I feel as though I'm... going deaf. She's starting to call the wedding off.
[David:] That's where you can... see all the at work and I I, I haven't even got a stamp so it's.... That's terrible!
[Patricia:] What?
[speaker003:] What time is it?
[Patricia:] Twenty to eleven.
[David:] What are they calling? She's terrible! But once you got there and got stuck into the work and...
[Richard:] Well, whenever I leave the work.
[David:] What?
[Richard:] [yawning] Still whenever I leave [].
[David:] What time do you start in the morning?
[Richard:] Nine.
[David:] Nine? He's gets a... well that's all going into the... the... prisons. Show us.
[Richard:] No.
[David:] ... I'm always and up the night before...
[Patricia:] The T V's going.
[Richard:] I hate having!
[David:] Well it's not a race.
[Richard:] I'll stay... until lunchtime.
[Patricia:] Maybe give you a wee lesson so it'll save me going on a course so you could bring in all couldn't you?... Be a good idea? Well vegetables and potatoes and... not a whole lot like, but I mean
[Richard:] What potatoes would you want?
[Patricia:] Pink.
[Richard:] Pink.... Yeah alright.
[Patricia:] Do it yourself.
[Richard:] Yeah, I know.... What's all.
[Patricia:] They're lovely! Them pink potatoes are lovely!
[Richard:] They're not that good.
[Patricia:] Well have. They're no good. I like the
[Richard:] We'll have Egyptian
[Patricia:] floury potatoes.
[Richard:] Egyptian are... they're good you know.
[Patricia:] But they're dear!
[Richard:] Te twenty... twenty... pence.
[David:] Twenty what?
[Richard:] They're twenty pence and that's because they're high.
[Patricia:] High.
[Richard:] That's dear. But, there are a couple of them... we're cutting them down.
[Patricia:] Why are you cutting them down?
[Richard:] We don't lose except worse potato... and they're all standard size...
[David:] How much? Richard?
[Patricia:] For a five pound bag, how much are they?
[Richard:] Seventy five.
[Patricia:] That's not bad. Depends, most of the time there is a.
[David:] Sixty nine for a five bag.
[Richard:] Oh no, we're sixty nine for.
[Patricia:] I turned off the plug bit.... You know where our Sammy was at school like, it did fruit as well and they don't really eat fruit, but I mean... Samuel eats fruit.
[David:] Aye, well it's it's, I suppose it's all money for him as well.
[Patricia:] Well he only got four or five pounds worth didn't he?
[Richard:] Well I feel sorry for.
[Patricia:] Yeah.. Yeah.
[David:] Do you have Granny Smiths down there?
[Richard:] Yeah.
[Patricia:] Should be, hardly ever... [yawning] []. I'm
[Richard:] Mm.
[Patricia:] sure we went to
[David:] Well, I thought it was mostly for people there.
[Richard:] It's very... well I think it's just... back there.
[Patricia:] Yeah.
[Richard:] But if you're just a.
[Patricia:] Not very men have their Sunday dinner on Sunday.
[Richard:] Yes.
[Patricia:] Mm?
[Richard:] I'll be there to work.
[David:] We'll probably have something on for Mother's day. You've had something special today you can have beans.
[Patricia:] It is this Sunday, yeah.
[David:] Our bean. Something really fancy! Something super.... Whoever took this? Move that M sixty keyboard will you? [tv on]
[Patricia:] Oh! Jesus it's
[David:] Are you sure you've got a driving?
[Richard:] No. Erm I, you know that way as you went to ge, you always turn your head to check your blind spot? I didn't turn my I just went... fucking blind spot! I did it anyway.
[Patricia:] [LAUGHTER]... I'll try five pound of erm... that.
[David:] They need washing do they?... I said, what's the point of having a judge... and the jury that says... ah?
[Richard:] What do you mean?
[David:] You know if someone goes... it's, gets taken to court... for say, a murder
[Richard:] Aha.
[David:] what's the point of having the judge sitting up there when it's jury that's saying... whether it's
[Richard:] Well he has to and the judge has
[David:] Oh I see. But that's all? So he could, so much
[Richard:] Well
[David:] to say... I'm committing
[Richard:] he
[David:] you to jail. Well I mean
[Patricia:] Oh, well, well, well, Richard.... Do you have dirty cards, yeah?
[Richard:] Aha.
[David:] Oh well... she'll be getting off in.
[Patricia:] Will you pay for them then I'll pay you Richard?
[Richard:] Yeah.
[Patricia:] Well that's what it will be, more or less,anyho, anyway... get the cabbage from the change... from the vegetables. Cabbage... make a change to the turnip or cauliflower or something. So just keep that wee bit wait till get them.
[Richard:] The cabbage is erm
[Patricia:] White.
[Richard:] Hard cabbage?
[Patricia:] Yeah.
[Richard:] I like hard cabbage.
[Patricia:] Well not if it's done in the pressure cooker cos it'll come out all soft.
[Richard:] Ha!
[David:] I love!
[Patricia:] cauliflower. Add that up.... And the wee mushrooms and things.
[David:] Eh?
[Richard:] What, the wee button ones? Oh they're
[Patricia:] I usually get tomatoes and all, as well but if... three tomatoes still in there. So we won't need tomatoes. Sometimes I get a lettuce but lettuce don't eat it all....... As I've said it's usually...... sometimes I go out and you need a bag.... The dole queue woman stop.
[Richard:] Gosh! Look at that! I dunno whether
[Patricia:] Mm.
[David:] But not the news they're talking about this.
[Patricia:] What for?
[Richard:] It is!
[Patricia:] [cough]
[David:] Who says!
[Patricia:] [cough]
[Richard:] I'm very happy for you!
[Patricia:] They won't know where they're going.
[Richard:] [yawning] I'm []. There's a couple of choices.
[David:] Do not dare!... Get your
[Richard:] Okay.
[David:] for your...?
[Richard:] I dunno. so you are.
[David:] Get out that thing.
[Richard:] I didn't know mum was... shaving her hair.
[David:] What?
[Richard:] I just know mum was. It's only
[David:] Kept on the walls.
[Richard:] No.
[David:] Right. Are we going?
[Richard:] Yes.
[David:] ... She [yawning] [].
[Richard:] No.
[David:] [yawning] Oh []!
[Richard:] I'll.
[David:] What?
[Richard:] I'll see. I'll see her in the morning and.
[David:] Where were you going?
[Richard:] Yeah.
[David:] The job as bad as that?
[Richard:] No. It's okay.
[David:] ... once you get there it won't be okay. Just getting through it. I reckon I'll get an offer, that'll be... I've. Yeah, so... contact me first.... Are you going out somewhere tonight? Well I'm not gonna go.
[Richard:] and I mean
[David:] I'll tell you what's been on the, the, the... and I say that.
[Richard:] So he'll let us know when.... [music on tv]
[Patricia:] Gary went in the church tonight?
[Richard:] Yeah.
[Patricia:] Yeah, well he's living.
[Richard:] as if he's playing cards tonight.
[Patricia:] I don't know about it but... he was there in church on Thursday
[Richard:] Well that would be yesterday.
[Patricia:] No, this Thursday.
[Richard:] Oh aye....
[Patricia:] I know.
[Richard:] I'm going to bed then.
[Patricia:] Right. Night!
[David:] Alright.
[Patricia:] Gonna sit and stuff myself first.... Are you sitting?
[David:] Quite nice? Yes? Off, I'll switch it off for you. What?
[Patricia:] I have a proper wee bit.
[David:] Well we'll go to bed and watch this.
[Patricia:] He's terrible looking there! Isn't he?
[Richard:] Don't know. Who is he?
[Patricia:] Ooh!. Somebody. I would.
[Richard:] Is that on?
[David:] What's this?
[Patricia:] Shouldn't eat that. There's no T V.