[speaker001:] The twenty-third of the fourth What. who is it, then. We'll have to put it somewhere [whistling] with your gr great knees under the table. What. Put your great knees... Miss put your great knees under the table. Aren't I, , she must try again. to do is get your great knees under the table. Don't remember. Great knees. Your great dark knees. Why do you... erm, great knees... aw. Don't like the way, your basically Does anyone Duncan can get mine. [talk in background] I might Yeah. in a minute. [LAUGHTER] Sit down Where's the case for the pen? Why did you ask me for. where's the case for the pen? I ain't got it. So who had it, then. Get it then. No. Get it, then. No. I did I didn't put it there. Here are. I didn't put it there. Here are. here are. I'm Illiterate band. [LAUGHTER] [LAUGHTER] Ah. [LAUGHTER] Ah, look. Who's that then. I don't know. Ann's got a baby. [LAUGHTER] No, no, no, no, [LAUGHTER] ah, yes. Nah. He looks like He looks like Oh no. [LAUGHTER] [shouting] Come on, get this done and [] Dean come on. [shouting] hurry up [] Do you want Does she? Oh nah, is it, sister. Nah, I think it's Say that was I can
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[speaker001:] Who's Why do you think Shakespeare Because he feels like it. Oh no dribbling. nah, your mum. his got a cut on his hand. Oh, shut-up. Philip's not read no more. Yeah, I noticed that and I thought Get your great knees under the table and move them man. You take up all the space, man. Yeah. Dark horse. Right, what's going on there? Whatever you've done, stop doing it now. Nothing yet, sir, I'm fixing my pen. My pen that I've been working. I lied. Why gonna play with the water 'Cos he felt like it. Must have been Come on, Annie, let me have You don't like me to drive, like this, the post So they sing What part do you work. He's doing your What. you know. Yeah, but it's not touching my mouth, look. There's a straight... Open your hand, open your hand. What. Straight, in other words When was this broken. That's what I'm doing, you silly bastard. Right, broke, what like that. Mm. Yeah, about one per cent of the air guns, ninety-nine, summat round there. guns. It's not touching, look. got that, pen, er, got like that with your pen. touched inside of your mouth. [LAUGHTER] you're The excellence of the [singing] You know I'm the one, [] Come on, let's go, man. bleeding, man. tell 'em. It hurts, it hurts, Does it hurt still hurts, dunnit it. Mm. Can you move them fingers there? Go like that, like that. Shut up. What's up with you. Idiot. Let's take a look. I am. You know, you must wonna, you must wanted with it. Mm. I dunno. Prat. Where did I put that. What of the first question, man. It's Shut up, I knew that, I knew that. The line, you haven't even written the lines from the crap that you sold,. What. You sold. What. You haven't got to go back you're supposed to write what scene, what Yeah, you're supposed to write books are you You don't on the book. on the books. You're supposed on the book. Yes. Why... how's the way it's written in the book, then. I think you're supposed to write, you supposed to start on the Acts... one... Scene... one, line four Line four. That's what you want on I've done mine. Why do you think... Why do you think you're such an illiterate bum. Why do you think. Why do you think [LAUGHTER] I don't know, I just said it, I don't Why you do think you're such an illiterate bum? [cough] Depends Why do you think, why do you think, why do you think, why do, that's what No. No. Why do you think you're such an illiterate bum? [LAUGHTER] do you like that. illiterate, he can write or read. Will you stop That's why Okay, nobody would know, would it. looking at. No, I don't think Look, shut up. What you doing. your nose. Yeah, it's are you Ones, ones. [singing] [] Why do you think... Look, shut up, man. What, what Don't don't lean over me... unless you want my elbow in your nose... Okay... okay. Look, nothing can What you doing, man. By the way, does everybody your work, Yeah... no. Oh, yeah, it's my bag actually. I put it in my out the work that hasn't been marked and handed in in. Okay, okay. my whole folder. No, it's in my folder, actually, in my folder. work and handed in and haven't marked it. work, all the work we've done. Yeah, I'm No, no, you corrected, you corrected some of our work. can correct it. So I can just take my folder, sir. Shut up, I've done more work than you. What are you doing taking that folder, anyway. Where's your review, Yeah. So what's does this mean, here. What does this scene tell you about the Well, apparently that... it's a gonna be based on superstition. It's gonna be a play of erm,... well based on the supernatural, supernatural's gonna. Right, just give me what you have to mark Pardon. Er. That sounds great. I just write, I just write I think the book is really well written and it's that needed to be I don't know, do I need a black pen, man. impression Yeah. I need to get in
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[speaker001:] In 'ere sir... Getting out all the work that you haven't... No, that you haven't marked, you haven't marked, ain't it. No, the mark remains to be... It has to do, it has to be all bits, that's what [siren going off] that's all you do. couple of pages, right. Just. What. A couple of pages. Yes. there to do. Rough, innit. Only done one Hey guys, listen here, let me have, let me have the work that you've done. Hey, come on, quiet everybody, all those the work that you've done, so I can bring it back. I don't need about that, tell him I ain't finished it yet. What. What you say, I haven't got on my face, nothing about you... Shut up. Oh yeah, I get, you got a six hundred innit. You got a six hundred? Turn it down, yeah. Have you got a six hundred? No. Me, no. Alright That'll be good actually... teenage conversation... chatting up a girl. Yeah, we're gonna put you on a T V series Mm. Mm. We are. Oh, [LAUGHTER] Why is here, hear him talk. [LAUGHTER] What's that. Talk a lot of rubbish. eh ha. sound like a ha ha ha ha. Yeah. Yeah, and my dad's now president of London... shire. Didn't know that word. President of London. [LAUGHTER] And he's also got a sixty-five magnum Yeah. And he shoots it whenever someone comes. Yeah, and I got four Rottweilers. And Ten Pit Bulls. [music] [singing] the best, don't mess with the best... till ye passed your test, don't need to mess with the best. [] Yeah, alright. Shut up. [singing] Don't mess with the best, till you passed your test, and if you passed your test, you can mess with the best oi [] [LAUGHTER] could you rap. No. No you can't. Simple as that. I am a rapper, wicked, wicked rapper. I am a wicked rapper, wicked wicked rapper. [LAUGHTER] You can't test this. I am a wicked wicked [singing] [LAUGHTER] Shut up. Yeah. What. Put that back. Yeah you sound like. [loud whistling on microphone] Is it recording? Mhm. I want Give me the money [singing] talk rubbish. [whispering] we know who's an idiot. [] [whispering] idiot [] [whispering] can you hear me [] [whispering] get out from under the table [] [LAUGHTER] [whispering] get out from under the table [] You're on drugs. to make that spastic about. You are going No. Er. Am I gonna need them? Ah, maybe. understand that. That's right. She'll take your disks to do something to get a bit more have fun. Yeah, come on. Come with you. Yeah. Yeah, come on. You told him that thing. Yeah, that's time ago, mate, just come We've been through ours, we've been through ours a couple of times. He thinks that we don't talk to him. Oh, not a lot I've been around this house for... upstairs, ages. When I walk down there, it's not that far. What's that a condom? Yeah, he was stay there. [LAUGHTER] What. I don't know. gonna stay there long. I know, but crap conversation. We'll Have you, have you seen him since that time when you said to him about coming. No. [LAUGHTER] No. So he's wouldn't it be funny if he got Yeah. Say gonna slap... Slap us. slap Yeah. [LAUGHTER] Mm. No he used to get his mum with the brookstick. I see his dad No. Hello, hello. He's the one, do a bit of thingy the one [LAUGHTER] That's alright. They cook rotten chicken every day. [LAUGHTER] What? They cook rotten chicken every day. Rotten chicken. man, stinks like rotten chicken. What does [LAUGHTER] [lot of background noise] Reg, Reg used to treat his mum badly. She used to get in trouble. Who is this. Yeah. Young boy always used to muck about with and our friend put big sideburns down there, draw Er. Yeah. [LAUGHTER] Reg in the bathroom It's no, it I beat him up, in a little book he just everyone with with that. Like the woman, drawing something old woman, there. Yeah, you've got telling you. himself. Oh, It's not what he put on a woman, he put a on a woman, or something like that. Old woman walking down the street, right, and he stuck it on her back, or something like that. Yeah, she must have shit herself. And he was running around, in the streets being silly, then he ran into shops, stole something, then came out. So You just, you just But he's a laugh, But he's a laugh. He's a fool. He hardly gets caught up Are you a friend? [LAUGHTER] Don't know. Why did you for. Messing about too much. Bringing his dick out of his pocket. [LAUGHTER] I don't think friends [LAUGHTER] he he knows I've done that once Yeah, Because the over him, ah, you've got a small dick, you've got a small dick, like we're saying that to him. And he goes, do you think small [LAUGHTER] and take it He must have got a lecture, then. I remember [LAUGHTER] fucki he's a bit Yeah, he used to be like this [LAUGHTER] Flat, flat thing like this. [LAUGHTER] [LAUGHTER] He's a bit mad. I thought there was a somewhere, because you know, whathisname... you that black boy he used to have a toy that Yeah, yeah. That helped [LAUGHTER] He was a bit of a... You know which get it off you. No. Well, then you give Give you that No. Have you got You haven't. No. You got my version, Doesn't work. that I've got, well, it works on my computer, it works someone else's computer, but on one Doesn't work on mine, doesn't copy Exactly, on some people's computers, it don't work and I don't understand that. [whistling] And that, you try that computer it doesn't work. [microphone moved] When you get this, why didn't you get a four hundred. I don't Mm. Can you get it from a Why not. Why not. Yeah, from the shop, if you get any hassle I don't mind... paying a bit more pound more. Yeah, that's what I mean. a hundred pound more, you could say and then you get less hassle Yeah, that's true. Or even even, if they show you a receipt, you don't know if it's stolen or not. Mm. like that. I get it from Mm. but, I save it to you, er, just in case Na. I can get is that, I have to borrow about, be about fifty pound, summat like Do you think erm, Japanese convertor pardon me, better than anything. No. You don't reckon it's the best, you get best You are at the moment, the best thing you get is to be in the top hundred. Yeah, but, I don't... At the moment. Yeah. But I don't, I don't but at the moment there so, the games they've sold, there's no games before, before there is gonna be really good games for the twelve hundred, yeah, before they start coming out. Stuff like Mega C D and all that's, gonna come out, which is good, probably gonna be better than the twelve hundred. Yeah. That's why I'm not sure if I'd buy the twelve hundred. What... apart from the C D The twelve hundred's good The twelve hundred's good, yeah, but until the game, the good games start coming out, until they programme it. They're making them already now. Ah, they're making them, but at the moment, have yer, when. When I get four weeks ago. Oh, I see. Why did Why? My friend Oh A G oh, To do with a transport problem what got the original. No, not the original, copied. 'cos I hate it when they just make stupid, it's a good computer, like, the stuff that's in this is very expensive but start coming out, stuff like, you know, Mega C D's probably, Yeah. Mega C D and all that's gonna be That's quite Mega C Ds crap. Oh, Mega C Ds good. Rubbish. Mega C D is not... It's crap. C Ds Yeah, it'll turn off C Ds Yeah, but that hasn't come out yet, but... No, but. for ages. Is that... It has. It has. It has. It has. Showed it in a magazine. Showed a picture of it in a magazine. What compact. I don't what it was. They've made it, anyway. And and, whathisname's gonna buy it. He says he's gonna buy it. [LAUGHTER] And get released in England at all for years, next year. How do you now? you just have to get input. You can get, you can get... well before you letters out You were able to get... super Yeah. Similar line, innit. You can get, you can get a C D. getting a Japanese convertor. Yeah, you might just, you can get a Mega C D. Just get the You can get What about Yeah. Yeah, but he's got cousins, like, you've got, Yeah. cousins in Japan so he sends them games but, you can them if you want. Right, like I said, I'd be a bit cautious of getting a twelve hundred. Why? I don't know, I mean,loa, new computers come out all the time. Nothing to beat the twelve hundred. Shh, yeah. Yeah, that... that's what I'm saying. Nothing for a long time... like the five hundred. Yeah, like the five hundred Even though there was better technology, still Yeah, look how stupid were. He five hundred which was a good And then it went five hundred plus. Exact five hundred plus. Have you looked it. Even the five hundred There almost the same. Even the five hundred plus is the same as the five hundred. Yeah, I know, I know it is. difference is. Then they go to the stupid six hundred which is the same as that. Exactly, exactly, so what you're gonna, you're gonna keep waiting until, it's, it's gonna keep coming out, so you'll have to buy twelve hundred. So you'll twenty-two hundred for Yeah. In the, in the be between the twelve hundred and the four thousand. Yeah, four megabyte... four megabyte. Get that. Yeah, that's How much difference is that gonna be? What's the difference gonna be? Yeah, but I think you gotta make specifically. Well, it's gonna be faster. So, you can make it faster, you don't really need it faster. Are they gonna make it specifically... About thirty megabytes, 'cos it's twic it's be, it's processing being doubled compared to a th a normal... Yeah, I that. So it's gonna be about thirty megahertz. I worked out about thirty-three It's good... Yeah. But what I'm saying is, be a bit careful. where to find one. What you gonna d right if they bring out a twelve hundred plus, so what. [LAUGHTER] Twelve hundred plus. That's gonna be, hardly any difference. Yes. The only thing I might not, it 'cause they said they might make one with a C D R O M drive. Yeah, they're making Built in. Might make it with a better C Ds. No, I hope they might make a new Yeah, but C D T V Two, is only, it's only C D but It's just a console. It's a c you've seen a pic, you seen a picture of that? Yeah, I've heard that making a console. It's old. Yeah. The picture. Two hundred pounds under, under two hundred pounds, it's gonna be. It's erm, It's a console, it's not... A megabyte. Yeah. Does it have a keyboard. You sure. No, it's a console. Console, C D. You probably could get a keyboard, but... Er... actually, if I had the money, I'd keep my five hundred, but I think that's what... How long is two weeks. For the shop? Erm, this week and another two. End of this week and two more. You're gonna buy it... You're definitely buying it, yeah. We're getting a What day are you going, Saturday. You can't go another day. Oi er, oh, everybody I know No, because if you buy a twelve hundred, what you gonna carry it... everywhere. Where if you go with me, then you can put it in the car. Hang on a minute. both sat there What day would you go? I can't, I'm not going Friday, because I'm playing Yeah, I know. Essex are going I wouldn't Yeah. On Friday I'm going yeah. [singing] Well on, on Saturday, I might go, but like, Sunday's a good day and I'll I'll weren't gonna do the market, I weren't do that market, and I could go down on Sunday. That's what I was gonna do. So would, you can get a Sunday. Yeah. Maybe, but wouldn't you be able to find out who, because of Well you gonna be able to come down. Mm. Does she work Saturday? Who cares. [LAUGHTER] Yeah, you're going aren't you. What? Computer Show. When's that? On May the seventh to the ninth. [singing] I don't know How fast do they print? What C P S? I mean, do they have a C P S or not. I don't know. I haven't got a print-out Mhm. That computer. Depends how much work I've put in. No, you could to find out, it's in between Yeah, your Got my personal account the week after. But you're not coming. Pardon. I only want twelve hundred do my homework on it. It's better... better machine. [singing] What programme's this? Sometimes but, keyboard would be I know where you can get a new keyboard. [LAUGHTER] [LAUGHTER] Yeah. [LAUGHTER] any more. [LAUGHTER] Keep it it happens. in there. It's like you could do, that but this quality, and you could do this and that really... Neat. Thin as well. I don't any of them. Right. Don't make any. It's good, it's Slightly expensive at innit. two hundred pounds second hand. Yeah, I know that. Laser, it be out already... How much was it, did you buy it. Yeah, borrowed it. My friend bought it for two hundred pounds second-hand. Where it's usually about four or five hundred. cost about four or five hundred. It's usually about four or five hundred, he bought it second-hand for two hundred quid. definitely it looks better. printer. Yeah. would. That one's, quite good they are. I know, that one's better, but that one looks better. I suppose can't keep up. Yeah, looks like it. It's good, though. When I first I thought it was a laser printer. I I would buy a bubble-jet. I was going to buy a laser, but I buy a bubble-jet. Yeah. And it, you don't have to keep changing all the paper, you just and it does it. And you're, do you thing com ever run out of Paper like that Yeah Being a businessman. Yeah, but you could turn it round. you know, like, I don't know, you copies, so get out No, right annually No, as long as you've got the paper. Mm. Which we take from school anyway. What? Then you only get Yeah. Mm. Erm, you see the quality. It's good quality, that. The best quality. I've done m is there, are there any gaps in between, if you put it on the good quality like, can you see any spaces? No. Well, can't you see it on that? Li li I mean, something like this. older than you. No, no, you wo, do you mean, like, say on that. gaps, like lines through it, or... Yeah, 'cos like,la laser printers like... perfect the one I've seen, I don't know. It's perfect, it was perfect. I mean, I've got a Do you agree, then. I'll show you. Did you cop copied it off today. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. [undoing folder] [singing] So why are you doing it on the Because I'm still gonna read through it The colour Laser printer thing... Right... that can printed in full yet. As long as it's Yeah. Is that what it's gonna look like. Like the four hundred. It's okay then. The one I saw it was the same... plain. You know I'm not You like that, you like Print... printing it It's gonna be like two. Yeah. I got everything Apart from that... Apart from what? That. Ar. They've updated it. It was probably... [singing] I wonder what Three. Three. If you got engaged, do you want us to do for your friend. What. you know, your best friend's, how how can you do your best friend's like that. Yeah, on those dates. I'm not sure, people Probably the manager. Look on you know what I mean, how can you not do that for your favourite friend. Ain't it your best buddy. Why don't you go home and Alright. ah ah grrr, it's shit, what you bought is shit. You don't like it do you? I haven't had time to good, you know. Disks, no, Yeah, I know, but with them not knowing, friend's because there's so much disk swopping. Don't all got one drive. Yeah, everyone I know. give you one drive and half [LAUGHTER] Some way er, Some people still got half Yeah, I know. How can you half meg, you're in er, when like, when I first got my computer, get half meg extra was about a hundred pound, yeah, for the one. It was about a hundred pound to get, so obviously, you know, there was still people with half meg. Mm. Because they can't Twenty, twenty-five pound. No, listen up, you get about twenty pounds. It went down. Yeah I know. Twenty pounds like,wh I didn't bother getting a drive,be because I sold my computer, but I was gonna get one. And you need the drive as well, drive Yeah, I mean got one... and But you know, you see some people with just half, you know, that is stupid, they can't play best game. What, the best games are the ones with one meg. They're like whatever. Yeah. [loud noise round microphone] [music] bought his computer after me and he didn't get, he didn't get all the parts because it's, shouldn't got it probably buy it cheaper. Mhm. Normal price. No, he got it cheap. What would you say, he got it for more. Why does it say three disks. It's not three disks, it's four. Must be released it. Which isn't all that good. The background the animation of the people isn't very good, but otherwise it's go I it's good. That Tournament's meant to be good, I haven't heard it yet. Yeah, it's alright. Eight people. It's the best in the definitely it's got, nowhere does it beat Most, you the thing most to me, Mhm. Two games fit on one disk. Yeah, I I couldn't buy, buy the one disk. You couldn't one disk, what he's got If, or, you, I think he buys them off the man in the market. Yeah, but has he got the actual copier. Mhm. So he buys how much does he get it for, do you know? No. He's got erm, I'll get 'em for you, quite cheap. Not Flashback, another wa, he's got another Quite cheap. I often How much. He's got when I said... How much does he buy it for, he got, he buys it from the market. What market, do you know. Right, could you ask him. What market does he buy it from. Which one, yeah, and what the prices are, and I'll find out the price for, I probably be able to get it cheaper, because the guy who I buy the Mega stuff off, Mhm. erm, the games for it, and I'll be able to get it off him cheap. Yeah. Because I'm already getting the music stuff off him. Well, it won't be much, it'll be you know... What kind Wow, look at that man, look at at that, look at that. That's a normal picture. Ain't no normal picture, man. In the middle of a game. That's middle of a game. I know, I've seen I've seen the game. Are you not do that. Yeah, but look at it, man. Yeah, you put that on any computer. No. Picture like that. No. What do you mean, no. [LAUGHTER] No. You can't do it on that. not coloured. Yo you probably can't tell the difference. You get four thousand and whatever colours on there. Yeah. So you get two hundred and fifty-six thousand. Yeah, but they don't use all the different shades, It. do they? It does. Yeah, it does. It does. Some pictures mi, and that'll be animated like that, games would be like that. You know the games like... I can borrow them, if that's all, look at that, brilliant graphics. game like that. game like that. like that. So when you're selling a computer, I thought you were selling into er, when I sell it, yeah. No one 's gonna buy unless you go and put it in a And you have to do Yeah, I know. I was lucky that two people was asking I know people, I know, three people that want to sell their Amega, including Yeah, I know. You're lucky. It's true, you know. Yeah, I know. I sold it for a reasonable price. Only a week after I said I was gonna sell it. What you say, about twenty-three pound from a Mhm. Between twenty and twenty-five. So it's, there's a hundred and eighty. What even new. Yeah, they go for about, I don't know, you see some for about one fifty-nine. Yeah, I know, that's why my friend says... in all that, but with games and everything... I know. from about hundred and fifty pound you could pay. And they just one double, about that much... disks, not many. No, you don't want About ten pound worth of disks, 'cos they're only colour disks, cheap things. Look at that man. That would flicker on the thingy. That, oh would that flicker, this picture? Yeah, that would, yeah. I know, but it's on the twelve hundred. No, it wouldn't, alright on that monitor it would. On that monitor. Mm. [singing] A good song. Why don't you get some Amega five hundred computer, with many games, so obviously he's got pirates, with many games, once you box mint condition, with everything in mint condition, hundred and seventy pound. look after my computer, I'll be... [LAUGHTER] You don't dust your computer or anything, or else you get all them colours. I leave the dust alone. Did they say it's worth buying it. This one's rubbish, look, amega five hundred [bell ring] with mouse and joy-stick, all leads, modulator, no games, hundred and twenty-five pound. I didn't give them my mouse, er, I gave 'em the mouse but no joy-stick. Amega five hundred, half meg, includes mouse, joy-stick, ten copied games, he's actually writ it. [LAUGHTER] Ten copied games, also uses manual games, includes Arcade Karati, Chase H Q. Brand new, hundred and seventy pound, half meg. But I think they've probably [LAUGHTER] oh, yeah. I've seen that before. That's the one I saw on Games Master. What it say about it. catalogue with Yeah, those three games are making... they're making games they're saying about the twelve-hundred Renegade Renegade? Does it say Renegade. Oh, I thought you meant Meridian Two. Target that's gonna be good. I thought they would make that. Oww Think how fast it's gonna be on that. Although game. the Show Man, I wanted to get myself that. Shouldn't have bought those blank disks. Still that's good news. are you gonna get a twelve hundred? I'm alread getting that, How come. Like to get one cheap, it's not worth it. Pity. Not worth it, man. Wh wh what we're gonna do to a twelve hundred that we can't do here. Play wicked amazing super games. Yeah, but I don't I ever do is copy. The Word Processing er, erm... games now. two hundred different colours. Yeah, man. It's the best. [singing] Who cares about compatibility, if they're just See when the Amega first came out, five hundred, they ain't it. Yeah. They were rubbish. That's what these games are like. In a cou in about two years, the Amega drive is gonna be so good. Sure. Two hundred and fifty that's what you're gonna be sent. All I can say is, I'd better not be wrong. What made you decide to sell your top I haven't sold it yet. What, you mean you might, decide just, that you decide to sell it, anyway. Yeah, I want to sell. What made you. Twelve hundred. Er. I thought you'd gone a bit shitty. I like the graphics. Ah, do you reckon that could be the picture, Yeah, that is the picture. It looks the same, dunnit. Yeah, but that's animated, it's just shh, and all these things background. [singing] That's alright, the game's shit. Isn't it, though. Yeah. It's not that brilliant. And a lovely picture, well, it was alright at the beginning. [singing] That's the exactly the same as the five hundred version, innit. Yeah.... Slows down, you know. Well, look out, read it, read it, read it, the bottom line, read it. Was it a record now. Yeah. What does it say. In places, it doesn't fair as the previous incarnation. When the screen gets busy it lasts at least background strain your eyes after a while. Well, a wanker, though, ain't he. Oh. background, I don't understand that about... you're probably dazzled, you're probably dazzled by, it might slow down, because de-programming has probably just took the old one, and just made it... Possibly. But look at Lionheart, they said that's, that's that plays perfectly, you know when you running and those pikes come in underneath you. What read it, read it. As with the normal version, it is a very good game that's worthy of your cash if you've got a twelve hundred. Get, but, get this, however, if you haven't got a twelve hundred, and get this, version and control yourself, the fact that you're missing much is worth it Yeah I got that down. Yeah, you're not missing much. Whereas you're missing. You've missed a lot of. Yeah, but, not only ... Don't know wh what the reviews are like. should get that. What was the name Are you recording? Have to record everything. They want me to write out the stuff. You don't. Yeah, about that. Who's been talking, that's all. Nothing, it's not hard. I'm just gonna make all bull-shit. Haven't played it. And he don't have to work it out himself... Oh yeah, it's... Mm. Don't let know you are. Who said that. Me. What was up. yeah. Why. let me see these names, who wrote that other review. Which read it, read it, see what his name was. Yeah, go on. [LAUGHTER] [singing] Not now.
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[speaker001:] watching Home and Away. You got visitors, ain't it. What. You got visitors. No. Two eight six. Two eight six, and you for a two eight six. Why not. grrr [LAUGHTER] like it. Two eight six, three eight six, will be a bit respectable. Four eight six, it would be okay, but... Getting I can get lots. Yeah. Mm. Stuff I've already got there. Excel. Got that. Draw. Got that. Dulux paint.
[Group Of Unknown Speakers:] [LAUGHTER]
[speaker001:] What you got in there? Erm, Let's see it, let's see it. Why? 'Cos I said. No. I don't believe you. Sod it, don't believe me then, it's up to you, innit. He ain't got it, nn. [LAUGHTER] Don't, you don't think so. Your lying. What you get up there. College, ain't it. Er. College. they're going out, aren't they. what about It's alright, it's up-gradable, ain't it. Five hundred was up-gradable. I don't care, it's cheap innit. Why don't you get twelve hundred, or something like that. [whistling] Yeah, I might so much. Mm. That'll be your first twelve hundred, won't it. Well, yeah. hundred. U K twelve hundred. You had a twelve hundred before, you're not Believe it or not, it's up to you. I'm going in, 'cos I'm gonna miss Home and Away, so I'll see two later. You know what No, but come on then. Keep it or something. Keep it. No, I can't take Yeah, I might. So you're never away yet. [LAUGHTER] [LAUGHTER]
[Patrick:] Do you want to know what I done at school today?
[Anthony:] Yeah what did you do? Did you go swimming?
[Patrick:] Yeah. And I done my life saving.
[Anthony:] Did ya?
[Patrick:] Yeah.
[Anthony:] So what did you have to do then?
[Patrick:] Well, what I had to do, I had to swim under the water
[Anthony:] Yeah.
[Patrick:] grab a, erm a brick and
[Anthony:] Yeah.
[Patrick:] and swi,a and swim back up again. And, and also you have to get... get this dummy
[Anthony:] Yeah.
[Patrick:] and you swim backwards... like, know how you sa, life save someone
[Anthony:] Yeah.
[Patrick:] and you swim, you do, you do a back stroke
[Anthony:] Yeah.
[Patrick:] and you swim backwards to the shore and you climb out... and know do that thing without breathing. Like
[Anthony:] Yeah.
[Patrick:] put their chin up
[Anthony:] Yeah.
[Patrick:] and open the
[Anthony:] Mouth to mouth resuscitation.
[Patrick:] Yeah.
[Anthony:] Mm.
[Patrick:] And, and that. And I'll, and I passed and I need to get my medals and all that.
[Anthony:] You did pass?
[Patrick:] And and also, the lady who teaches you swimming
[Anthony:] Yeah.
[Patrick:] erm see sa she said that you can't swim properly.
[Anthony:] Who, me?
[Patrick:] Yeah.
[Anthony:] How do yo, how do you know?
[Patrick:] Cos she told me.
[Anthony:] Why?
[Patrick:] Because she said to me... is your brother called Anthony? And I goes... and I goes, yeah. And she goes, well your brother needs to be swimming more.
[Anthony:] Yeah I know. So what? Don't bother me.
[Patrick:] Yeah, well it should
[Anthony:] Yeah.
[Patrick:] bother you innit?
[Anthony:] Mm. Anyway, well
[Patrick:] Is Roseanne on?
[Anthony:] What?
[Patrick:] Is Roseanne on?
[Anthony:] Yeah. Anyway, Patrick go
[Patrick:] Could you put it on Roseanne please?
[Anthony:] Yeah see... you see, hold on... Patrick... would you, erm go round Carl's house tomorrow about eight o'clock and ask Carl if he wants to swap his for... one of my freedom dragon's la land? No, dragon's lair.
[Patrick:] Oh Anthony, he really take U S Gold.
[Anthony:] Who's got U S Gold though?
[Patrick:] Anthony, don't bring it tomorrow.
[Anthony:] Oh yeah. Oh yeah! No but I wanna play with it first though.
[Patrick:] Yeah.
[Anthony:] Right?
[Patrick:] That's one of the top Sega games.
[Anthony:] U S Gold?
[Patrick:] No, and Mickey Mouse and Castle of Indians.
[Anthony:] Yeah.
[Patrick:] There's that... U S Gold... erm... Navy Seal.
[Anthony:] I had the, I ain't taking number two because it might get nicked.
[Patrick:] Yeah.
[Anthony:] I'm getting Pick Fighter.
[Patrick:] When?
[Anthony:] On erm... Monday.
[Patrick:] Alright then. Alright
[Anthony:] I
[Patrick:] then. See
[Anthony:] I
[Patrick:] ya.
[Anthony:] Right, see you later. Patrick. Hey
[Patrick:] What?
[Anthony:] Patrick. When you're going out to to play
[Patrick:] Yeah.
[Anthony:] tell Damian to come up for me alright?
[Patrick:] Yeah.
[Anthony:] Alright. See you later.
[Patrick:] Yeah. Bye.
[speaker001:] Anthony, what's on telly?
[Anthony:] Duckwing Duck. Why?
[Patrick:] Oh! Can you put it on I, Carlton?
[Anthony:] What?
[Patrick:] Can you put it on Carlton T V?
[Anthony:] Alright then. Hold on.
[Patrick:] Hurry up!... Oh! We missed it.
[Anthony:] What did we miss?
[Patrick:] Duckwing Duck?
[Anthony:] [tut]! Oh.
[Patrick:] It's what up doc.
[Anthony:] Se, it's all your fault brother.
[Patrick:] How's it my fault?
[Anthony:] Because, because you told me to turn it over and watch something else.
[Patrick:] Oh. Never mind. [reading] How to ma []
[Anthony:] [reading] How to make a cup of coffee. The first thing you have to do is take the kettle to the tap... and turn the tap on, and then take the kettle back from where you got it and plug it into the plug and, wait for the kettle to boil. While you're waiting for the kettle to boil... get a cup from the cupboard and put one so, erm... teaspoonful of coffee in it and then put two spoonful of sugar. Then, after the kettle has boiled you pour... the hot water into the cup and add the milk and stir it together and that's how you make a cup of coffee. Well if you want you can add cake or anything. Have coffee and cake [], Yeah, [reading] and coffee and biscuits []. Okay. Bye. [reading] How to make a cup of tea. Well, really, how to make a cup of tea is like the same thing as making a cup of coffee... first you have to take the kettle to the tap, turn the tap on and fill up the kettle, then take the kettle back to the ma, erm, where you got it from and plug it into the wa wall. While you're waiting for the kettle to boil... erm, get a cup from the cupboard and a tea bag from the tea jar, put tea bag in the... the cup and then wait for the kettle to boil... and o, once the kettle has boiled... you put your hot water into the cup... and le, and let the tea brew for a little while And then, after you let it brew you can either add milk to it or, do not add milk to it. And you can put as many sugars as you like to it. You can have biscuits and cake with it []. Oh. Okay. Bye.
[speaker001:] Mum, I'm going to the shops do you want anything? Alright then. Okay. Wha what paper do you want? The Sunday Times? Okay. Right. See ya Mum. I'll be back in a minute. Alright. Bye.
[Anthony:] Now to, for some fucking dirty swear! Wo oh oh oh! You fucking bitch! You Irish bastard! Aidan and Mandy have it in bed! Wo oh! Bed squeaking! Ah ha, ah ha, ah ha, ah ah! Fucking slag! Dirty whore! Piss off you Irish slag.
[speaker001:] Yeah, I'll fucking shag her! For a pint of fucking bitter! Ya pakis! And we hate Holland, the Dutch bastards! Ah ah! Let's go paki bashing. Yeah well bollocks to you too mate! Fucking wanker! Don't tell me about, I see your Mum... erm... down King's Cross tube station... going... penny a lick, penny, penny a lick. And your Mum sits out, outside saying [singing] it's so easy []. Your Mum, your Mum really desperate man, I don't care. Put it this way at least my Mum never beat up my Dad. Ah ah! Or my Dad beat up my Mum! Ah ah. That's a cuss, ah cuss to match that. Oh my God! Boy I had that person finish. I don't care what anyone says, that person is finish. Yeah but, yeah but? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, you wanna fight, I'll fight you any day. Alright then. After school yeah? Alright then. I'll batter you till it makes you fucking Roland Rat! John er... John 's Mum's a fucking dirty fat whore! whore! So is Craig, Barbara. Oh Barbara! Oh Barb, whoop. [singing] Ding dong the bells are clashing, let's all go Paki bashing []. Ah oh. Pakis! Run! Run! The Pakis gonna stab ya. Oh Fuck! Michael's been stabbed, I'm going back for them. I don't care. No one stabs my cousin. What shall I do to them? I'm gonna fucking shoot them with a pellet gun! You... if anyone touches him man I'll kill them! No matter who he is. I'll fucking kill them! Hey... John, your Mum's a Hell's Angel anyway so sa, that don't really bother me. Hell's Angel on a motorbike. aargh! aargh! aargh! aargh! aargh! Here Dame can you handle a one two five? Yeah man. Really? Innit? I'll handle a one two five every day. Right, well... so that's alright tomorrow right... me and you go down the dirt track and we'll see if you can handle a one two five, yeah? Alright then. Why? Ca,yo you're obviously gonna get gutted to the boy. Mm. Did he tell you she going out to Mrs... Barbara, she gives, Barbara, oh! She's one dirty whore. She's good in bed you know, you know what I'm saying? Woo! Barbara! Ah ah! Barbara! Ah ah! Barbara! Oh! Give me a bo oh, give me more. Want some, you wanna get pu... wanna get in contact with a prostitute... phone... what was it?... that's for a prostitute. And the code word is... Maxi Priest. Alright? Yeah, talking of him... what about Shama. [singing] Joan kill the war you know I'm gonna get tonight. [] Oh! And Carolina,... yeah, if you get up on a roll, Carolina, jump and across, Carolina come on me, oh watch how she groove, Carolina, come on me, oh watch out you get groove. Oh Carolina! Your... bump across to Carolina, your. Bump across, oh Carolina you got me love... yeah, if get up higher ah, your ah! One, two, three, chi chi, Carolina come on me, oh watch how she groove. Carolina come on me, oh watch out in your groove. Oh Carolina. Carolina! Jump across, oh Carolina. Carolina! Jump across. Watch how she rock, move your body, let man them come, get up and move. Oh Carolina. Carolina! Jump across, da da ring, oh Carolina. Carolina! Rasta ba []. [tut]. [singing] Ee, Carolina you got me girl, yeah, you get up on the rock []. Oh I like that song. It's wicked! [singing] Informant, you don't say gonna give her one there. Yeah, so on and so on and so on, so on, so on,, I like your boom boom there. Dance in a, in a lady, mm mm, mm mm []. [sigh]... Man. [singing] Mm mm,. Just be good to me, ah ah, er oh, in the morning, just be good to me, [] [cough]
[Anthony:] Oh yeah, who comes down to rave down erm Bethnal Green in Benjies? Wicked! There's gonna be D J and all that. With all hard core music. It's safe. Kinda wicked! Well I'm buying ticket today. And, and not only I'm going Arsenal, F A Cup Final. And I reckon that we've got a good chance beating Sheffield Wednesday at football. I don't care what anyone says, we're definitely gonna win. Anyway, and if we win erm... [tut]... all three things, all three matches... so far we've won the Coca-Cola Cup, we're gonna play for the fa, erm... erm... the F A Cup, and then we're gonna play for the Premiere... League, and if we win all the other three George 'll be the only manager in history to win all three things. And if we, yeah, and if we, yeah we'll still win... [tut]... we, well... we're still going down in history for winning three fo, [tut], all three matches in a row. And then we're going to [singing] Europe []! Where we'll, where we'll most probably get knocked out in the first round right. I don't care. And Ian Wright can't play for erm... England any more. Because he broke his knee. Okay. [sniff]... No, his toe should I say? That's what he broke, he broke his toe. Oh! Oh yeah, Dad guess what? Slick come back from his erm... whatsername? Holiday from Jamaica. He go, he got me, he got me a t-shirt, hat... erm... he got me trousers, a wicked pair of ragamuffin trousers. He got me a lot of stuff man! Got me records, tape. He got me Shaggy, Carolina... erm... Shabba Ranks, and all his songs. [singing] []. they got, they got wicked... raga music over there. I don't care man. [humming]... [sigh]... Fucking scu, excuse me. Yeah. I'll give you a story to read when I'm fucking fighting okay? Yeah slags! But, and now, and now we're gonna go to the things what... parents have... wrong, like their, like, they spoil their child and everything at home. Or, here's a letter that was sent to me by... Teresa... from Birmingham. [reading] Dear Anthony, our five year old son, our five year old daughter is a very bad loser. When we play games with her sh, and she doesn't win she either gets upset... and... cries or gets angry. We've trying showing her that... we don't mind when we lose but it doesn't seem to work... work. Any ideas []? Well yeah, for,we, [reading] what I will say to you is, try giving her a surprise, when you... when you or the father lose again... you should react by getting upset or angry. This is serious suggestions, often children can learn... from seeing themselves as others see them.
[speaker001:] [cough]
[Anthony:] When you get angry about losing your husband can,yo ha, losing your husband can ask for his wife, from your daughter about how to deal with it? Do this lightly so you can... so she can see... you're... you are acting and doesn't get frightened. Yet, seriously enough so... she hasn't had... she hasn't, so she has an opportunity to put herself... in your shoe. If you feel this... too much to do for you, stick to what you are, are already doing. Don't pay close attention to the detail. What happens, when you do show her you mind losing what do you next, what do you do next? And how can you tell her... you don't want to play any more games or, if you analyse her reactions carefully... you'll see how some encourage... encouraging, that changes your looking, for you, for you're likely to find she begins to, to modify her behaviour []. That was from Teresa from Birmingham. Now I wanna go onto a Dear Anne one, which is very interesting. [] Hold on. Right. [reading] Dear Anne, can I give him up? I'm divorced forty ye, I'm a divorced forty year old woman with two grown up children... and I am in a terrible situation. The thing is that... my... infa, infatuated with my... bo with my daughter's boyfriend who is also my son's best friend. It started when I, when I came home drunk after his, like,. He was... started flirting with me saying how older women turn on. I was flattered. And one thing led to another. Af, I thought that first time would be the last, but since this, Steve's been dropping in during the day... while my son and daughter are at work. I know this sorried affair is wrong, that I end up breaking my daughter's heart, or upsetting my son, son's ha, but... I don't think I can give up Steve? Am I feeling desperate? Can you help []? Well... one thing is fucking kick him out! In our fucking house! Kick him out your house! Or you move and leave your kids at home really, that's what I'd do. And there's another one. [reading] Am I prepared too old? Perhaps I'm too hold, old. I am a twenty seven year old woman who can't swim. I've never enjoyed a beach holidays because... I'm too scared to go in the water. Now my moth, now... my friends at the mother, mother and baby group have joined the water babies class at the local pool, but I feel so nervous I can't go. How can someone my age learn to swim. Summer is coming this year and I really want to learn [].
[speaker001:] [cough]
[Anthony:] Well, what you do is you go to your nearest leisure centre and... ask if you could do the... training classes for the adults who can't sa, who can't swim yet. And then, by about four months performance you should be able to do about ten metres whatever, you can do. Okay? Okay? Bye. Yeah, and here's a little funny picture out of the newspaper. There's a woman in the be and there's a man underneath the bed and it's got... underneath it, [reading] Frank, can't you forget you are a mechanic for once? Don't you get it? Man under the bed, and a woman up the bed. Ah ah! God! That is disgusting! And there's... erm... mm... oh erm... there's... there's erm... a boy... with a big umbrella... who's got, and it's raining and he's got, [reading] I didn't know April showers were like this []. [LAUGHTER]... And then there's this girl called Susie, saying to her, she's getting all her clothes off and all that. [reading] Undress yourself from my clothes []. [LAUGHTER]... They're so fucking stupid! [humming]... And they got all modern clothes and hair and everything. Nice sexy girls. Not prostitutes. And there's a good one with a dog... up on a horse, just keep, just keeping the seat warm it's got. And there's a little baby boy and girl, [reading] we're only kissing cousins [] it's got. Funny! And then there's, there's my favourite bit in here where's it overheard, [reading] I've just thrown away some old chicken, some cold chicken said the elderly lady to her friend. I was, I was frightened I'd get salmo,sa... se semolina poisoning. Well, if a brick layer lays bricks why doesn't a plumbers lay plums and it said the little boy to his mother []. That comes from [reading] Mrs ji J...... Port Rush, Port Rush. [] Erm let's what else. We got trips... we got make-up, how to look after your face, got a healthy diet, you got... this i, there's a help line and it's if you want that. You got [reading] love to take away from the fear []. You got your help line. You can use the help line and phone it over from where you are into England. It will cost you a packet though so I doubt if you fo, can afford it. You got shampoos... you got... man and a woman who haven't been together long cos er... cos they just got married. Ah you got Finlay out of erm Home and Away and er bo, and her boyfriend... who used to play... Hayden in there. They, them two go out with each oth, each other. Elmo Estevez... er... er Elmo Estevez and his wife Paula Abdul. Paula Abdul, in here it's got Paula Abdul's pregnant, but in real life Paula Abdul isn't pregnant. And you got... you got the man from the Terminator, Arnold Schwarzenegger... a big heavy monster build who was in Total Recall, Raw Deal, what else?
[speaker001:] [cough]
[Anthony:] Erm... Cyborg... Conan and the Barbarian, erm... Hercules. Phworgh! He's in a lot of films! Kindergarten Cop. And he's in a lot of films. Got people from the Bill. Funny man. Got... cooking... [reading] my own story about the Hillsborough Disaster []. What happened in Liverpool when Liverpool were playing... ho oh, Nottingham Forest, and what happened was... is that... there was extra fans coming in to the ground and the police let them in... and then everyone just started to get squashed and all that. So, it goes, the man, there's a man who went there he goes, [reading] I survived the Hillsborough. On the forth anniversary of the British football worst disast, disaster... survivor,Sa Steve tells what Hillsborough meant to him and his family []. That is good. Go women's bra, cutlery, shampoo. Woman that look like tramps and they look like wicked nice girls! Got... you got... erm a pair of two lovers... er, a woman's house got burnt down and the man next door went down there and helped them build it up. And then they're lover forever. You got, you got how... ha... how to do up your own house. And you got this boy who's shot in the eye by pellets twice who's got, [reading] Mum! [mimicking American accent] I can't see [] []! Ow! And there's er... and there's a personality quiz. Right. Here it goes. [reading] How would you react when your best friend tells you... tells you you're really wicked? A, tell her she's as, as a pa, pal too? B, try to make amends for upsetting her? Or C, take it as a real compliment and you are on the same wavelength []? Question two. [reading] Your partner suggests... you should go to a Phil Collins concert. Do you, suggest you go for a meal... as well? B, save your money for Iron Maiden tour? Or C, tell him you're too old for that sort of mus, music []? Question three. Erm... [reading] which of these outfits are you most likely to wear on a trip to the, the local shops? A skimpy top and leggings, and Doctor Martens? A baggy top, jeans, and a pair of trainers? A neat ju, a neat jumper and matching skirt and shorts []? [sighing] Number four [], and the last question. [reading] You are an eighteen year old single girl which most, which most of these days, of these sort of days are these most appeal to? would yo... religions with your partner? A group, either a packages, package with three other friends? Or a back sweeping around the states of... Holland with your boyfriend or girlfriend []?
[speaker001:] [cough]
[Anthony:] That's it. And if you got, if you got... if you got, hold on. If you got eight to twelve questions, you've... this is what the answer is. [reading] Your grudging the... street cred quite to start an advice centre. That hip hop ho hooray! Hip hip hooray! If it's really you and you feel so trendy with... genuinely, genuilley,genu... elly,jo, enjoy life... it's! Though if you're being easily led try hard, or following trends for the sake of it. That's that. Now I'm gonna go and get my computer mag! Hello. I'm back with a computer magazine now. I'll tell you what the new games are in with... in er over here in England. Well there's, [reading] Another World, Bart's, Blazing Skies, Kick off, Roadrunner, Robocop Three, Super Spiderman and X Man... Sa Spi, Spinny Dizzy World, Super Gold... you got A Al, Axe Razor... Face Ball Two Thousand, N C A, N C A A Basketball, Race Driving, Town Park, Sonic Blast Man, Sword Blazer, Super Double Dragon... Star Wars, Super, Champ, erm, the Magical Quest, The World League Soccer... and th, there's the A to Z of reviews. Addams Family, Dragon's Lair, F one R O C, Final Fight, F Zero, Joe and Mack, Crusty's Fun House, Lemmings, Paper Boy Two, Pilot Wings, Rival Turf, Silver City, Streetfighter Two, Super Adventure Land, Castlevania Five, Super Ghosts and Ghouls, Super Mario World, Super Off Race, Funboy Tech, Super, Super Smashing T V, Super Shot Goal, Super Tennis, and T M N T I V, Top Gear, Ultra Rain, U S Gobtron, er W W F, and Zelda Three, the Link to the Past. []. That is a blinding game! I'll take you to one of our previews that we got. Erm... Road Runner... it's Star Wars, Super Star Wars. Brilliant Game! If you was gonna get that I will tell you should buy it! It's worth it. Yeah, N C C A, Basketball. That is brilliant! You can be the A team. Especially if you're Michael. Ow! He's the best! The pro score for that is seventy five per cent. Not bad. Yeah, that, I'll show you, I'll tell you, you got Face Ball, that's a very, very good game! In th, over here, it only cost forty fa, forty five pound and you can play one or two players on it... and... the pro score is eighty eight per cent. Not bad for that one. Yeah, you got, Sonic Brassman. [reading] Right yo, you can have one player and it costs forty four pound ninety nine. And it's eight seven per cent. And then you got Race Driving. One player, forty five pound... erm... pro score, fifty one per cent. You've got Rampart. Erm, forty four pound ninety nine. One or two players... and pro score eighty five per cent.
[speaker001:] [cough]
[Anthony:] Not bad for that one. You got [reading] Zule Blazer. Forty nine pound ninety nine, one player... pro score eighty five per cent. And then you got... Ex Layer... erm... forty four pound ninety nine. Erm, one player... per cent, pro score was ninety one per cent. Then you got, Super Double Dragon. Brilliant game! You sho, you should get if I was you. Erm, say around, erm... [reading] forty five pounds exactly. Players... one or two. Percent, sixty one per cent. Erm... and then you got... [reading] Magical Quest, Mickey Mouse. That's erm... one or two players... er erm, don't know the price. Erm... pro score... ninety four per cent. And here you got [reading] Super Soccer, erm one or two players... price, thirty nine pound ninety nine. Pro score... eighty per cent. And then you got Super Goal, that's another football game, like so soccer. Erm that is... erm... that is... no price, but er erm, pro score eighty four per cent. Then you got... [reading] Euro Football Champ, no price. Overall per cent, erm... forty eight per cent for that one. And Super Kick off [], the best game going out er, the best football game going out on the all computers! [reading] Erm, forty five pound ninety five. Erm... erm... overall, two players you can play... pro score eighty one per cent. Not bad for that game. Then you got, you can win a Street Fighter Two. Erm, all you have to do is dial a phone number that's [reading]. That's Street Fighter. Then you can win a Super Nintendo, and that's [reading] []. Super Nintendo. Brilliant!... And down here on the side... in front of me now you got... [reading] Super, Super Nesh yo, and that's a,the, that's the one what comes from America. And Super Nesh U K []. Tt. Brilliant! Then you got, [reading] Another World, one player... forty five pound... and o, pro score eighty six per cent. And then you Robocop Three []. And that's a brilliant film of that! I'm telling you! [reading] One player, forty four pound ninety nine. Erm... overall per cent forty six. Er er, now... erm... [humming]... you got Sparks... Nightmare. That's one player and that's forty five pound. And overall per cent, a hundred []. And if it's a hundred per cent, that is brilliant! It's a good game. So far, that is the best one we've had. And... you got Super Savers, where you can save all your money. There's games and all the others. You got [reading] Castlevania Five, forty two pound ninety nine. You got Axe Razor, forty eight. Erm, Another World... forty two. Addams Family, forty four, ninety nine. F Zero []
[speaker001:] [cough]
[Anthony:] a brilliant game to get! [reading] Thirty nine pound ninety nine. Final Fight [], okay, but it's a bit boring. [reading] Forty four. Paper Boy, forty pounds. Pilot Wings, thirty nine pound. Legend of Zelda, Link to the Past, thirty eight pound []. Brilliant game! That is a hundred per cent and all. Then you got [reading] Lemmings, forty four pound ninety nine. Rival Turf... forty two pound ninety nine. Oh Street Fighter fo, Street Fighter, fifty nine pound ninety nine [], but that's... getting out of fashion now. That's getting boring. [reading] Super Adventure Island [], that is getting brilliant! That's forty, forty three. [reading] Super Ghosts and Ghouls, forty two. Erm, Super, Alien Rebel, forty two. Super Sucker... thirty nine, with action replay [] which makes you go into harder, or easier if you want. And they can show you... extra levels where you can... cheat and all that. That's forty three. Got... [reading] Trial Blazer, joystick, twenty nine pound []. Brilliant! I don't care what anyone says, they're wicked! You got a [reading] Quest joy pad, fourteen nineteen ninety nine []. That is brilliant and all. Erm... that's it really. You got... then you got [reading] Dragon's Lair, forty two... pound ninety nine. You got one or two players. Pro score, eighty three. And you get Exhaust Heat, this is the last one, one player, thirty nine pound ninety nine [].
[speaker001:] Right. Can you turn this way. Do you all understand the diagram?
[Anthony:] Sir I got a.
[Kevin:] Let's see if we can go through it first.
[Anthony:] I didn't.
[Kevin:] Do this the next day. You got your diagram of a square there.
[speaker001:] Yeah I know this.
[Anthony:] [singing] Oh [].
[Kevin:] Let's just go through it. Okay?
[speaker001:] [cough]
[Kevin:] Carl... have a look at this. First of all there are two types of environment. Cos in a moment you're gonna be writing this up. You're gonna be writing an explanation of this.
[speaker001:] Will we sir?
[Kevin:] Okay?
[Patrick:] Yes sir.
[Anthony:] [tut]!
[speaker001:] Oh!
[Kevin:] Enterprise there.... Can you follow the diagram as I go through it. There are two types... of environment. Shh shh!
[Anthony:] Your environment
[Kevin:] Human... and physical. So in your opening paragraph, that's what you say. What is... the human made up of please Anthony?
[Anthony:] Of
[Kevin:] Shh! Anthony!
[Anthony:] Sorry?
[Kevin:] What are the three parts of it please?
[Anthony:] Nations, population... level of development.
[Kevin:] Nations, population, and level of development. Now then... I don't know if she talked to you
[speaker001:] [cough]
[Kevin:] about this. Do you know about the levels of development?
[speaker001:] No.
[Kevin:] Didn't think you did.... There are three levels of development... and you're gonna have to explain this this morning, so just watch. This is... an aid memoir, what's an aid memoir?
[speaker001:] Aid memoir?
[Patrick:] A memory.
[speaker001:] Memory. Are they memories or
[Kevin:] An aid to your memories. This is not, this is not... one hundred percent accurate. It is... a generality. What I say on here... you will
[Anthony:] Might not
[Kevin:] always find
[Anthony:] will be different wouldn't it?
[Kevin:] slight differences in the real world. Okay? This is... you remember I've told you about geography bottles, yeah? It's a rough guide.
[Anthony:] [tut].
[Kevin:] So there are three types... of industries. What are they please? Joy?
[speaker001:] [cough] Sorry?
[Kevin:] Three kinds of industry, Joy. Listen!
[speaker001:] ,
[Kevin:] La, [shouting] Joy []! You've got yourself a page full of lines. I'm sick and tired of these people shouting out!... Choose a proper one and hand it in by one fifty, today. So you can do it in your lunch hour. Three types of industry Joy?
[speaker001:] Secondary
[Kevin:] Good! Primary... secondary... what's another word for ins... for primary... industry please... er... Craig?
[speaker001:] Er er
[Kevin:] Another word for it.
[speaker001:] Dunno.
[Kevin:] Go on. Something that was there at the time? No,na, no, look! At least he's trying fellas! Mark?
[speaker001:] Er, number one, the first.
[Kevin:] No.
[speaker001:] Premium.
[Kevin:] No.
[speaker001:] Go on.
[Anthony:] Renewable.
[Kevin:] No. It's using... natural... resources. Gimme an example please. Pardon? Gimme an example of a primary industry! Put your hands down!? What's a, what's a ma, give me an example of a natural resource for this group? Danny?
[speaker001:] Coal.
[Kevin:] Coal. So give me... an example, Daniel, of... an industry using a natural resource.
[speaker001:] Er er... lumberjack.
[Kevin:] Er... lumberjacking. Give me another one, Anthony?
[Anthony:] Oil.
[Kevin:] Carl?
[speaker001:] Coal mining.
[Kevin:] Coal mining. Anything that's come from the ground is a primary industry, or farming. Coal mining or farming... is using natural... resources.
[Anthony:] [yawn]
[Kevin:] Okay. Secondary.... What's another word for a secondary industry please?
[speaker001:] Manufacturing.
[Kevin:] Good. Manufacturing.... Want to give me
[speaker001:] [cough]
[Kevin:] an example of a manufacturing industry Carl? Manufacturing.
[speaker001:] I don't know sir.
[Kevin:] Kazie? Think then! Manufacturing. What is manufacturing? What's another work for manufa
[speaker001:] Making.
[Kevin:] Making.
[Patrick:] Making.
[Kevin:] You give me something that's made Kazie?
[Anthony:] Your clothes!
[Kevin:] Chairs. The chair industry in manufacturing. Cars, paints
[Anthony:] Industrial.
[Kevin:] and factories. Yeah, training shoes, carpet, stereo, look around, they're all around, do you understand that?
[speaker001:] Mm.
[Kevin:] Pardon?
[speaker001:] Yes sir.
[Kevin:] So manufacturing, such as the car... industry. tertiary, please? In other words Adam?
[speaker001:] Service industry.
[Kevin:] Service sector.... Gimme an example of a service industry please? Richard? I said put your hands
[speaker001:] Selling.
[Kevin:] please.
[speaker001:] Selling.
[Kevin:] Selling. Shopkeeping. Another one?
[speaker001:] Car sales.
[Kevin:] Car se, yeah, shops, any sort of shop or
[Anthony:] Emergency
[Kevin:] What about
[Anthony:] service.
[Kevin:] Doctors, accountant, civil service, public employees, dustman. Okay? So there's your
[speaker001:] [cough]
[Kevin:] three types of industry. Any job... which sector for example would running a hotel come in? Running a hotel, which sector would it come under? Right, these are sector. What's a sector in mathematics please?
[Anthony:] The area.
[Kevin:] Well, well, a
[Anthony:] area.
[Kevin:] a, a part, yeah. These are three types of primary, secondary, and tertiary sectors, so give me which sector is the hotel industry in?
[speaker001:] Secondary?
[Kevin:] No. Do you make hotels?
[Group Of Unknown Speakers:] [LAUGHTER]
[Kevin:] So, what do you do when you go to a hotel? You stop there don't you? So, what sector is it?
[speaker001:] Tertiary.
[Kevin:] Tertiary. Cos it's providing a... service.
[speaker001:] Service.
[Kevin:] If you go on holiday and there aren't any hotels, you're gonna be sleeping outside with the stars.
[Anthony:] You'll be back again.
[Kevin:] Can you give me an example of... the... electrician.
[speaker001:] Service.
[Kevin:] Which sector is the electrician in?
[Anthony:] Service.
[Kevin:] Service. Which i, which sector is the house builder in?
[speaker001:] Secondary.
[Kevin:] Secondary. Cos he's ma making houses. Which sector is the lawyer in?
[speaker001:] Tertiary.
[Kevin:] Tertiary. Which sector is the research assistant in a laboratory.
[speaker001:] Primary.
[Kevin:] No.
[speaker001:] Sectors? Secondary.
[Patrick:] Tertiary.
[Kevin:] No.
[speaker001:] Well, secondary.
[Kevin:] No. They're in the quaternary sector.
[Group Of Unknown Speakers:] [LAUGHTER]
[speaker001:] Yeah, sir, you know you said the house builders are secondary if they're making something, they're also providing a service though aren't they?
[Kevin:] But tha, well so is the person who makes shoes. Cos if we didn't have somebody making shoes... we'd all be walking round bare foot. See what I mean?
[speaker001:] Yep.
[Kevin:] Yeah? A person who's... make tables, yeah? He's providing a service... but in th the prime role, yeah?
[speaker001:] Mm.
[Kevin:] Okay? The person is
[speaker001:] [cough]
[Kevin:] who, for example, who makes medicine... yeah? He's in the manufacturing industry but they're providing a service. Yeah?
[speaker001:] Yeah.
[Kevin:] The person who sells the house... yeah?
[speaker001:] So if he sells he's tertiary.
[Kevin:] Is the tertiary. quaternary sector you do not need to know about. Okay? But quaternary sector is anybody who's into research or... er... high international finance and banking. Yeah? It's a new one that's only just been around... for the last fifty years. Okay? But just for your information. You do not need to know that. But most jobs... all jobs in fact... could be divided into these sectors. Because you could say... international banking... could go into the ser, tertiary sector.
[Anthony:] Sir? Is this for the key stage three... what we're doing?
[Kevin:] [tut]. No.
[Anthony:] Oh that's alright then.
[Kevin:] We're not doing that.
[speaker001:] [whistling]
[Kevin:] You don't come under key stage until you go into... wa er er... year eight I think it is. Okay? Right, so these are the three sectors. Now, there are three... types of country... and these are... types of country.
[Anthony:] [sigh]
[Kevin:] Right.
[Anthony:] Boy!
[Kevin:] Now then... the way that you categorize countries... what do I mean categorize?
[speaker001:] [cough]
[Patrick:] Well catori
[speaker001:] Put them in order.
[Kevin:] Put them them into, not order that's rank, a different
[speaker001:] Like primary, secondary and
[Kevin:] Put into
[Anthony:] Sir.
[Kevin:] different categories.
[Anthony:] Yeah.
[speaker001:] Yeah.
[Anthony:] Like, for what they're good at
[Kevin:] Well
[Anthony:] developing
[Kevin:] Okay.
[Anthony:] or whatever.
[Kevin:] Now then
[speaker001:] [cough]
[Kevin:] a country that has... less developed countries
[speaker001:] [cough]
[Kevin:] have... this is a graph now, yeah? [door knock] Less developed countries... sit down quickly boy. Less developed countries have some primary industry. They have... very little
[speaker001:] [cough]
[Kevin:] secondary industry... but they have... even less... tertiary. Now this... is based on area, for example, d'ya remember... we looked at
[Anthony:] [sniff]
[Kevin:] what's this country?
[speaker001:] [cough] Brazil.
[Kevin:] Brazil. Which part... is the rich
[speaker001:] North Brazil.
[Kevin:] which part is rich?
[speaker001:] South part. South
[Kevin:] South. So here... there is service and there is some
[Anthony:] Manufacturing.
[Kevin:] manufacturing. It's changing because of the, what project?
[Anthony:] Environment.
[Kevin:] In the north... there isn't. Okay? There is
[speaker001:] [cough]
[Kevin:] a lot more... primary. What primary activities are happening in the northern part of Brazil.
[speaker001:] Mining. The cutting down of trees.
[Kevin:] The cutting down of trees. What else?
[Anthony:] Farming.
[Kevin:] Farming. What else?
[Anthony:] Coal mining.
[speaker001:] Mining.
[Kevin:] Right. They do some man, this... is increasing.... But it's only happening in some... less developed countries. Can anybody say why it's happening in so, some countries? You know I said jobs are divided into primary, secondary, tertiary, some, all countries can divide, can divide it up into less developed, developing, and developed. So... tell me then, why do only some less developed countries have primary industries.
[Patrick:] Cos they ain't got the companies to build up the
[Kevin:] No.
[Patrick:] things.
[Kevin:] Not the companies.
[Anthony:] They ain't got the
[speaker001:] People.
[Kevin:] No.
[Anthony:] I was gonna say they ain't got the things to do it.
[Kevin:] No.... They haven't got any coal. They haven't got any trees. For example, a country that's in the da, in the desert... with no
[Anthony:] India.
[Kevin:] trees.
[Anthony:] India.
[Kevin:] No fish. No land to farm. Yeah? And, and no... mines or minerals underneath the ground, can that have a lot of primary industry?
[speaker001:] No.
[Kevin:] No. So there's some countries in the desert... around the Gobi desert... that don't have any primary industry. Do you understand that? Yes? Now... they have some secondary... industry. Cos every country has to make some sort of farming tools, has to make some plates, you know you've seen photographs and you've seen pictures, some countries all have some sort of factory. They don't have big factories like they have at Dagenham, but small, what I call... almost... they are called these.
[speaker001:] [cough]
[Kevin:] Cottage industries. What do you think I mean by cottage industries?
[speaker001:] A small.
[Kevin:] Small. You know what a cottage is, it's a small house. These are small industries. Remembering, of course, that there will be some big industries, this is just general, okay? If you think of a less developed country, you might find some big industry, this is just a way to divide the. Now then, developing countries... have much more raw materials... industry, and that is still increasing. They have more... secondary, and they have more... area... but it's still... spatial. Because Brazil... is an example of a developing country.
[speaker001:] ... would use that much mining now, it's small.
[Kevin:] Well because what they do is... what do you think they do with the goods they dig out the ground?
[speaker001:] They don't use it?
[Kevin:] It's mostly for
[speaker001:] Export.
[Kevin:] export.
[speaker001:] [cough]
[Kevin:] Same as here, this is for
[speaker001:] [cough]
[Kevin:] export. And this, is just... beginning. And it's mostly... multi-national companies that run it.... Okay? Finally, a developed country... has
[Anthony:] [sniff]
[Kevin:] much less... primary. Carl. Has a lot more... secondary, but... it is changing. Do we now, for example, make... er... big ships like we used to?
[Anthony:] Yeah.
[speaker001:] No.
[Kevin:] No. We make a lot of computers and things like that don't we? Changing the... what we make or manufacture. What do, gimme an example of a multi-national country, multi-national company in a developing country that makes things?
[speaker001:] Sanyo.
[Kevin:] What? Sanyo.
[speaker001:] Yes.
[Kevin:] Where are they made? Where are, where are Nike trainers made?
[speaker001:] Nike.
[Anthony:] Area, er America.
[speaker001:] Korea.
[Kevin:] Yeah. They're made in Korea. Yeah? That is a developing country, but it's a multi-national company. What's a multi- national company Craig?
[speaker001:] Er
[Kevin:] Look at the word. It's company that's got... bases in
[speaker001:] Yeah. All over the
[Kevin:] Yeah, many different countries. Have you seen the er... what's the advert with the globe? Is it I C I or... B P?
[speaker001:] Reebok.
[Kevin:] No. The globe.
[speaker001:] [LAUGHTER]
[Kevin:] I C I.
[Patrick:] Yeah, the one with erm cream on it's face. That one.
[speaker001:] Erm, where That's a toothpaste ad though. British Airways sir, is it?
[Kevin:] No. Mu, British Airways is a multi-national company.
[speaker001:] I C I is.
[Kevin:] I C I is.
[Patrick:] It's I C I.
[Kevin:] Yeah? You got o, I C I.
[speaker001:] Er,.
[Kevin:] Okay.
[speaker001:] No it's not.
[Kevin:] But we have a lot
[Anthony:] American Express sir?
[Patrick:] [LAUGHTER]
[speaker001:] Yeah. American Express!
[Kevin:] Yeah.
[Anthony:] Shows you on there.
[Kevin:] Is a multi- national
[speaker001:] [cough]
[Kevin:] company. It is a multi-company. Yeah. You're right.... We have a lot of tertiary. Now these... what do you think the E stands for?
[speaker001:] Everything. Export. Sorry. Engage.
[Kevin:] No, think!
[speaker001:] Yeah.
[Kevin:] We don't export some tertiary services do we?
[speaker001:] Exchange.
[Kevin:] Exchange things.
[speaker001:] Yeah.
[Kevin:] E equals
[speaker001:] I don't know.
[Anthony:] Enterprise.
[Kevin:] No.
[speaker001:] I don't know.
[Kevin:] Employ in that sector.
[speaker001:] Employee.
[Kevin:] Okay? So the number of people
[speaker001:] [cough]
[Kevin:] in the country employed in that sector.
[Anthony:] [yawn]
[Kevin:] About a hundred, two hundred years ago we had ninety five percent of people... i in this country were employed in farming. Now, these countries have ninety five percent, and they will gro, gradually grow... into a developed country. Do you remember last year... when we had the population graph that went like that?
[Anthony:] Well yeah, the birth rate.
[Kevin:] And in nineteen fifty... in U K
[speaker001:] It started to rise.
[Kevin:] Yeah? Nineteen fifty in Brazil... was exactly where... it was eighteen fifty for the U K. Do you remember? Compared the two graphs. Okay? So now you understand levels of development. There are three levels of development, what are they Richard?
[speaker001:] Less developed, developing, and
[Kevin:] Okay.
[speaker001:] developed.
[Kevin:] And e, do you understand this? Yeah?
[speaker001:] Yeah.
[Kevin:] Right. Going back to... this.... Because when you come to write this up... you need to include this.
[speaker001:] Yeah.
[Kevin:] Okay.
[Anthony:] [yawn]
[Kevin:] Physical environment.
[Anthony:] [sigh]
[Kevin:] And there you have your third type
[speaker001:] [cough]
[Patrick:] coming up. You have, sorry, would you
[speaker001:] Yeah.
[Kevin:] okay you have, what's geology please?
[speaker001:] Geography.
[Kevin:] No! Otherwise it would have written geography on there!
[Group Of Unknown Speakers:] [LAUGHTER]
[Kevin:] It's like saying what's a Ford? It's actually
[speaker001:] [cough]
[Kevin:] Ford Fiesta.
[Anthony:] Sir. Is it like looking up something?
[Kevin:] Geology is rocks.
[speaker001:] You got rocks in there.
[Patrick:] Sir, some rocks have got hole in it, you know that?
[speaker001:] [LAUGHTER]... You know?
[Kevin:] Right.
[speaker001:] [LAUGHTER]
[Kevin:] Okay? So the first thing in geology, why is geology important?
[Anthony:] Cos you got
[Kevin:] What the rock is like?
[Anthony:] cos you got materials in it that we need.
[Kevin:] Yeah. Like tin, or iron, or gold... or even
[speaker001:] Minerals. Erm
[Anthony:] Zinc.
[Kevin:] oil.
[speaker001:] Gold.
[Kevin:] Or zinc, any of those. Right. Climate?
[Patrick:] Weather.
[Kevin:] Why is that important please? Which sector really might the climate and weather help?
[speaker001:] Er Primary.
[Kevin:] Primary. Why?
[speaker001:] Cos it's farming. To grow it.
[Kevin:] Farming. Another sector?
[speaker001:] Secondary.
[Kevin:] Why secondary?
[speaker001:] Tertiary.
[Kevin:] Secondary could help because what happens if there's a lot of water? You could put a hydro-electric dam up there which could help electricity, which could help your industry. Yeah? And finally, tertiary sector, why is climate and weather useful for tertiary sector?... Why is climate, what happens when it's really, really hot?
[speaker001:] You got fans. People go away.
[Kevin:] What do you mean you gotta buy fans? No. People go
[Anthony:] [LAUGHTER]
[speaker001:] on holiday.
[Anthony:] [LAUGHTER]
[Kevin:] People go on holiday there.
[speaker001:] [cough]
[Kevin:] Okay?
[speaker001:] Get the fans out. [LAUGHTER]
[Group Of Unknown Speakers:] [LAUGHTER]
[Kevin:] The next section.
[speaker001:] Animals and plants.
[Kevin:] Animals and plants, is obviously... to do with
[speaker001:] Tertiary. Farming.
[Kevin:] farming, because, for example, you can't keep... er er strawberries... in the cold.
[Patrick:] Because they'd die.
[Group Of Unknown Speakers:] [LAUGHTER]
[Kevin:] You ought to be a farmer when you grow up.
[Group Of Unknown Speakers:] [LAUGHTER]
[Kevin:] You'd make a fortune. Okay. And the fourth sector.
[speaker001:] Shops.
[Kevin:] No. Scenery, landscape. Why is that important please?
[Anthony:] So like... you're not
[speaker001:] Sir.
[Anthony:] damaging the environment.
[speaker001:] [yawn]
[Kevin:] Pardon?
[Anthony:] Not,yo, you're not damaging the environment.
[speaker001:] [LAUGHTER] What? People come
[Kevin:] No. This is a picture... of a map of Japan.
[speaker001:] Is it?
[Kevin:] Yeah.
[speaker001:] [LAUGHTER]
[Anthony:] Looks like a gu water pistol.
[Kevin:] All of Japan
[speaker001:] [cough]
[Kevin:] inside
[speaker001:] [cough] There's no environment
[Kevin:] The brown
[speaker001:] there.
[Kevin:] is mountain. Can you build cities on top of the mountains?
[Group Of Unknown Speakers:] No.
[Kevin:] Can you build factories on top of the mountains?
[Group Of Unknown Speakers:] No.
[Kevin:] Most of the mountains are all volcanoes anyway. There's a lot of earthquakes there. So most of your cities
[speaker001:] Yeah. There aren't any.
[Anthony:] Are round the edge of it.
[Kevin:] Around the edge of it.
[Patrick:] Sir, where's the wall then?
[Kevin:] Where's the
[Patrick:] The wall.
[Group Of Unknown Speakers:] [LAUGHTER]
[Kevin:] The wool?
[Patrick:] Yeah the wall.
[Group Of Unknown Speakers:] [LAUGHTER]
[speaker001:] What wall? The great wall?
[Patrick:] They gotta wall.
[speaker001:] Great wall of China?
[Group Of Unknown Speakers:] [LAUGHTER]
[speaker001:] China's not in Japan.
[Kevin:] .
[Group Of Unknown Speakers:] [LAUGHTER]
[speaker001:] [LAUGHTER] They got a wall []!
[Kevin:] Okay. Let's move on. Okay. Yeah, there are flat
[speaker001:] The building's.
[Kevin:] Yeah. And soil. Why is soil important?
[speaker001:] So you can grow more resources. Cos farming involves the crops.
[Kevin:] What?
[speaker001:] So you grow more resources.
[Kevin:] No you can't. the what?
[speaker001:] Crops.
[Kevin:] Farming.
[speaker001:] Farming.
[Kevin:] Crops, yeah. Okay.
[speaker001:] [cough]
[Kevin:] Now then the physical environment leads onto those three types of resources and they are... renewable
[Anthony:] Aha.
[Kevin:] , what, what's mean? What have we been calling it? Not renewable. sounds like finish which means that eventually they will
[Anthony:] Die.
[Kevin:] run out. Give me an example of a renewable resource please?
[speaker001:] Trees.
[Kevin:] Renewable!
[speaker001:] [LAUGHTER]
[Anthony:] Paper.
[Kevin:] No.
[speaker001:] Sir!
[Kevin:] Actual resource, come on.
[speaker001:] Coal.
[Kevin:] Renewable! Once you burn coal... die, it's dead.
[speaker001:] Oil. Water. Plastic.
[Kevin:] Water.
[speaker001:] Water.
[Group Of Unknown Speakers:] [LAUGHTER]
[Kevin:] Yes,whe... when you go to farmers grow plastic trees.
[Group Of Unknown Speakers:] [LAUGHTER]
[Kevin:] In the future, yeah.
[speaker001:] Coal.
[Kevin:] Seen it
[speaker001:] Water, coal. Mm.
[Kevin:] New word for you aesthetic. Have you ever come across that... in
[speaker001:] Yeah.
[Kevin:] art?
[speaker001:] Mm.
[Anthony:] Nah.
[Kevin:] Aesthetic means, it means, it is very much like the, everybody wants to look at it.
[speaker001:] [LAUGHTER]
[Anthony:] Alright sir.
[Kevin:] Thought it was you three. Okay.
[speaker001:] [blowing nose]
[Kevin:] Factors needed for life?
[speaker001:] Residence.
[Kevin:] Residence. What's that mean? Anthony?
[Anthony:] for a house where you can live in or
[Kevin:] A house or a box. Yes.
[speaker001:] [LAUGHTER] A house or box.
[Kevin:] Okay? Food, why do we need food?
[speaker001:] To keep ourselves alive. To keep us alive. Energy.
[Kevin:] No. Energy.
[Anthony:] You don't need it though.
[Kevin:] Why do we need work?
[speaker001:] Exercise.
[Kevin:] No.
[Anthony:] So we, so we can our bills.
[speaker001:] Money, to get money.
[Kevin:] Money, leisure.
[Anthony:] To have fun and exercise.
[speaker001:] Yeah.
[Group Of Unknown Speakers:] [LAUGHTER]
[Kevin:] Other goods and services.
[Patrick:] Plumber.
[speaker001:] [LAUGHTER]
[Kevin:] No, factors needed for life. Other goods and services. Subjects.
[Anthony:] Shops.
[speaker001:] Extras. Shops.
[Kevin:] Shops.
[speaker001:] Shops.
[Kevin:] Electricity, T V
[Anthony:] Bank.
[Kevin:] station, banks, lawyers, accountants, that sort of thing.
[speaker001:] Health.
[Kevin:] Why do we need health?
[speaker001:] So we don't die. To look after li our bodies.
[Group Of Unknown Speakers:] [LAUGHTER]
[speaker001:] [LAUGHTER] To stay alive [].
[Kevin:] Otherwise you're dead.
[speaker001:] Yeah.
[Kevin:] Movement. What does it mean here in terms of movement? They don't mean going dancing.
[speaker001:] Erm, you Keep kicking ya.
[Kevin:] No.
[speaker001:] Transport. And keeping And
[Kevin:] Transport of people. Good. Cathy. And
[speaker001:] Movements.
[Kevin:] movements of... residence.
[speaker001:] What?
[Kevin:] What?
[speaker001:] The same as you do for planting [cough] trees. I can see it now....
[Kevin:] Information technology and ideas
[Patrick:] T V.
[speaker001:] Oh Computers
[Kevin:] Computers
[speaker001:] Telephone
[Kevin:] and
[speaker001:] and video
[Kevin:] telephone and improvement in
[Anthony:] Compact disc.
[Kevin:] technology. What happened if there are improvements in technology in the industry?
[speaker001:] No more workers.
[Kevin:] Right. Okay. All these things... provide economic systems. Agricultural, industrial, and service. Are they the same as pra, are, are they the same as primary, secondary, and tertiary.
[Group Of Unknown Speakers:] Yeah.
[Kevin:] No!
[Anthony:] No.
[speaker001:] No.
[Kevin:] Daniel!
[Anthony:] Er er
[speaker001:] er er er! [LAUGHTER]
[Kevin:] Agricultural is not coal mining unless you eat coal!
[Group Of Unknown Speakers:] [LAUGHTER]
[Kevin:] Ah?... Industrial. Okay? These are systems. One provides us with food, one provi, puts... bits together... and the other provides us with a service. Okay? Then there is the cycle as you can see.... Those three factors there, human, physical, and systems go together into that circle there. Carl, you'll be writing this up and you won't be able to do it! Those are individual, locational decisions. What do we mean by that? Individual locational decisions. Well look back to the factors needed for life first of all. People decide where they're gonna live... and what they're gonna live in. People decide what food they want, what to buy. People decide where they're gonna work, or have no, that sorted out. People decide what leisure facilities they're gonna use.
[speaker001:] [yawn]
[Kevin:] People decide what other systems they're gonna have, for example, people I know still won't buy a television, or a video, or a satellite dish, or a microwave. Right? They won't do it. They don't want to have that. Yes? People decide whether to opt into the health service or
[Anthony:] Doctors.
[speaker001:] BUPA.
[Kevin:] or BUPA.
[Patrick:] [LAUGHTER]
[Kevin:] Spit it out. Movement. People decide whether to use public transport, buy a car
[speaker001:] Go on the bus.
[Anthony:] Bus.
[Kevin:] move house, move country, move region.
[speaker001:] [LAUGHTER] How d'ya move a country []?
[Kevin:] What?
[speaker001:] How d'ya move a country?
[Kevin:] No move from a country
[Anthony:] [LAUGHTER]
[Kevin:] from one country to another.
[speaker001:] [LAUGHTER]
[Kevin:] Okay?
[speaker001:] [LAUGHTER]
[Kevin:] These companies decide whether... where and when to work, where and when to build. Why do you think... Fords decided to build at Dagenham?
[speaker001:] Cos there's lots of space. It's a city. A lot of space. A city. Spaces.
[Kevin:] Lots of reasons. They didn't just say... you know, er er er
[Anthony:] Dagenham Motors.
[Kevin:] there
[Group Of Unknown Speakers:] [LAUGHTER]
[Kevin:] we'll build there.
[speaker001:] Mm.
[Kevin:] Do you ever
[Anthony:] Cos there's
[Kevin:] does anybody ever watch the news where they say... Japanese company decide to locate in Manchester, or whatever. Yeah?
[speaker001:] Mm.
[Kevin:] No?
[speaker001:] [cough]
[Kevin:] It should do, Carl
[speaker001:] Cos they get a nice profit.
[Kevin:] You should do Carl!
[speaker001:] divvy!
[Kevin:] You know, not just watch bloody Bart Simpson!
[Group Of Unknown Speakers:] [LAUGHTER]
[speaker001:] Do I, do I ever.
[Kevin:] Right? People, why do people, why do people move to work on the Docklands?
[Anthony:] Cos they, cos they
[speaker001:] Money.
[Anthony:] live near it. Or they're quicker.
[speaker001:] It's in the city now.
[Kevin:] No. when you moved here not to pay rent.
[speaker001:] Wo oh.
[Kevin:] There are lots of reasons why people choose. And then when people choose it creates what's there, a spatial pattern.... And what are spatial patterns?
[speaker001:] Areas. Space patterns.
[Kevin:] A space pattern. A pa, a pattern of industry and ri, locations
[Anthony:] Patterns, sort of a pattern, right.
[Kevin:] provides making goods and service available in all areas. Okay. Turn the page please.
[speaker001:] [whistling]
[Anthony:] [singing] Nig gi gi geria,Nig gi gi eria,Nige,gi gi ria,Niger gi gi ria,Niger gi gi ria [].
[Kevin:] Your work so far has looked at the case studies of three kinds of activities... primary, secondary, and tertiary.
[Anthony:] [yawn]
[Kevin:] They all provide jobs for people.
[Anthony:] [yawn]
[Kevin:] They're all interlinked. How is a farm interlinked please? Let's if we can do
[Anthony:] Because you're getting wheat.
[Kevin:] In fact... what we'll do is, we'll stop after we've done this and then your books, I want you to get that diagram down and spirograph down.... Now then... here we have... a farm, and it is a farm a mixed... farm.
[speaker001:] [cough] [cough]
[Kevin:] What do we mean
[speaker001:] [cough]
[Kevin:] by a mixed farm please?
[speaker001:] [cough] You've got er... animals and you grow wheat.
[Kevin:] Animals and crops.
[Anthony:] It's alright, I'm watching.
[Kevin:] Well, as I said before
[Group Of Unknown Speakers:] [LAUGHTER]
[Kevin:] Okay.
[speaker001:] [LAUGHTER] I'm watching [].
[Kevin:] A mixed farm how is that linked to a... to the primary industry? To coal mining?
[Anthony:] Cos they're digging.
[Kevin:] No.
[speaker001:] But are they?
[Kevin:] Anthony... unless you can say something intelligent... shut your bloody mouth!... Right?
[speaker001:] Aha.
[Kevin:] You have to think before you speak. Engage your brain before your mouth.
[Anthony:] [LAUGHTER]
[Kevin:] They should work in harmo