[speaker001:] Oh... I haven't got any Okay, alright! What? This is what trousers he put them in the proper basket instead of leaving them there. They've been washed? As it happens no, they've not been washed.... Ah! stop kidding about there! Oh please! ... Lisa's not home.... You've got your killer tomato on Joe. No... yeah, I've got one of them. Well where's the other one then? I'll have a look... some in there.... Oh I've got two. [shouting] [] ... aha. There's that spoon. Oh yeah. Ow! Do you have to call Peter? I don't know. Yeah well I haven't taken them either! Where are those... er All the best. [shouting] Oh hello Peter []! Yeah. [shouting] Daddy []! Yeah. Mummy! Better explain. Mum! What? And you better! Yeah only cos first! Have you brushed your teeth?... Tom?... Get ready... are you going... to the toilet? [singing]... Oh dear... ha ha mm Mum! Oh! Mm mm mm... mm mm mm []. [crying] Yahhh... mummy []! Where?... [singing] Woo woo woo... doo be doo be doo []. Ah! [LAUGHTER]
[Donald:] [whispering] []
[speaker001:] Mummy. You hurt daddy! Is it in Get ready Lou! I'm just gonna get my. Yeah well get ready, but come on... go and get ready for school! [LAUGHTER] Hey! Where you going? Get a chair to put these on. Eh?... What have you got to do?...... done. Just. Daddy swore!...... that's to grandma. Sore oh! How's Lynn? Alright. You finishing off your muesli? Muesli. Yeah. How was football today? Now we only have football... we can only take footballs in on Monday and Thursdays. [LAUGHTER] And no one can take ball down... balls in on Wednesday. Oh daddy! What are you doing with those? I've gotta do more Lego and Tom's downstairs.... Do some more on the couch. Don't! Hope you're getting ready Lou! ! Got my trousers on... now I'm getting on my jumper. Mum!... Ooh ooh! I finished that. That's in the car... Go on then off you go! Alright I'm going! Okay. Oop ha! There. There's... for lunch.... Have you got your lunch? Yep.
[Donald:] I'll go away... oh I haven't
[speaker001:] is moving so when it ... what are you getting? Better be a reason my love, Yeah... Bye dad! Bye! Bye dad!... Mum...... mum! Choo train's in the car... go and wipe that... just take it downstairs and just plonk it on there mum. and then after we'll fill it in. Come on Yeah. Come on! This room wasn't like this yesterday. That's because we've been playing. Lou come over this way, come on. Come here... mum. [shouting] My! Yes. Come on then []! Come on! Lou! Yeah. Moving this blooming train! You're like this all the time! Mum, [singing] where's a hanky then []? No wonder we're late in the morning!... Luke, you're not ready! I am. What about your hair? Who cares! Go and have your. Go on then, go up and do your hair. Alright. [music] Luke switch that off now.... Luke... Luke Noise. Tell him! Lukey!... Turn it off!... Show. [singing] [] Show. Why? Oops! Ooh we're going to the! Alright. I'm not done. My hair. er Hair... oh she p p p. Catch the back of your hair. Di doo di doo di doo di doo di doo Ooh ooh! di doo Playing di doo di doo di doo... di doo di day... come on you, go away! I have to draw the book. Eh?... Alright. Mm. Don't! Right stand there!... There try it.... No no. Hurry up there! toilet... did you notice she can reach the door handle now? Which one? Toilet door. Does she tip toe? No she can do it, she pulls the door down! Wow! I'll have to watch her. Can do it... open the door... do you understand? Yeah I know. Mm ha ha.... Have you seen his mongy face? Urgh they're dirty!...! Ask daddy. Tell me a joke. when ever... when i... do you know... where do keep their food? I don't know. . Where do you think? Come on. Leave! [crying] Oh! Woh!... So they don't . Come out. I'm gonna...... I'm gonna Are you mad? Yep. What are you the man? [playing recorder] I think Stuart's gone a bit mad! Has he?... Can't wear your shoes! Ah!... Oh! You'll have to put down one. I... when? Er... I was talking to you before!... I heard ah Ahmed's shoes. Mm.... Whether he's than just... or. We should. Ah ah!... [singing] []. Leave it!... Get picked up right from school. [shouting] Who's saying that []! It's eight... thirty two. Oh crikey!... Why are you two always so late! [LAUGHTER] We. Are you have a? Nothing... [LAUGHTER]. Who's that? What? Who's that? I'm not speaking to you now!... Why? Really nasty! Mum! Why? Cos you were nasty! Atch Mm. It's not funny! I'll do it. Cos, not like It is. [LAUGHTER] Out there daddy! You ain't going out today. You what? Head up! No!... I don't want to. Hello! [LAUGHTER] Hello []. Daddy.... up. You're going downstairs? I'm going. Come here... I'll make [LAUGHTER] Head up! Mummy. . Two. Urgh that's mud... yucky! More? I like it curly. I like it curly. Ooh. Head up... Luke! Ooh mum mum [LAUGHTER] Keep your head up! Don't need it on! Oh look, how can I do this hair. I know! That's better. Wahh!... Where my stuff?... Where my stinky stuff? Turn to mummy. How did you do that?... My nice kitchen. Oh I forgot to look. nice. Can we. Go on! Thank you. ...... Go on... go find... get... your pumps on Luke!... oh look at the time, waiting for you haven't got you both ready. [sneeze]... [sneeze]. Where's my bag? I haven't got a drink. You haven't got anything yet! Where's the snack? [sneeze] We'll have to rush You're not pressing them now are you? No oh! Oh!... I've Ask daddy if he's got a ten pence. I'll put your boots in there. [shouting] Dad have you got a ten P []? You take that... two pound to go to the. Why we got... you got a... we got [LAUGHTER] inside it. Here you are look. That's not fair! Oh... do you want to take a pound then cos I haven't got any drink in. [singing] Well Where is it? mum And I haven't signed those. reading book []. Nothing. [shouting] Mum where's [] And I'd said to the... And I'd said to the dentist Mummy I thought... I haven't signed nothing!... No forms or anything. Didn't ask you first? No!... I thought well I, bit of a The re changing or something. receptionist's fault! Yeah... oh I thought well you know, you want me to sign here and sign here. You always have to. Yeah for N H S.... I thought well I don't know you see, because it's changed a lot, I didn't... but I thought you know. cos I have to sign anything. No I I I didn't know... and now they send saying you haven't signed! Can you sign it and send it back? Mum! do you want some salt and vinegar Tuba Loops Yes please. Oh. There you are then. Oh no. wanna get one of my shoes on my way out. Yes. No he didn't. Hi-ya daddy! toys. . Hurry up!... Otherwise the will be waiting for you! Coo. Come on... Luke! Shoe.... Ooh!.... Hurry up and get your coat on!. Yeah that's... coo! . You what? Because the ca which one? . Don't know. Ha ha! About half an hour.... Bye bye. I'll go... I'll go and pop into today..... Well he he's It's okay... yeah I got the van and our... I've gotta do that... strap on the car. Well I'm going, ooh I'm not doing that today....... I don't know. Dad. Jason! I want... I want one of his dad. Luke come on! What if I met Don't be selfish Jason! Bob?... I can get, well you know... the strap in on the car.
[Donald:] Have you got your coat Gary?
[speaker001:] What? Have you got yours? Yeah.
[Donald:] Ooh it's going to be chilly.
[speaker001:] Yeah. Luke? Yeah. ... I'll make you some. He's found his train. I allowed him to have his train....... said we'd better go from the house. I don't know. Come on then. Mm!
[Karen:] Do you have to make such a disgusting noise?
[Marie:] Mum
[Karen:] Thanks darling
[Gary:] Mum
[Karen:] just a minute
[Gary:] mum...
[Karen:] Here you are Marie
[Gary:] ...
[Karen:] go on... alright, is that finished?
[Donald:] No there's plenty potato there...
[Karen:] Has she, oh no
[Marie:] all skins off
[Karen:] alright leave it then...
[Marie:] Can I
[Karen:] Yes...
[Luke:] They're heavier ones
[Marie:] Make them
[Karen:] Stop that
[Luke:] Ow
[Karen:] ...... pardon What did you have?
[Gary:] [LAUGHTER]
[Karen:] Don't be silly Marie
[Gary:] silly
[Karen:] Silly No Gary
[Gary:] silly...
[Karen:] Come on,
[Marie:] Ready mum
[Donald:] No, superman's was the other side
[Marie:] We have some cake?
[Luke:] I'll show you
[Karen:] that's it Gary... oh what's that?
[Gary:] ...
[Karen:] You need a big board Gary
[Luke:] Got one
[Karen:] there's
[Donald:] I'm over the club tomorrow What's the matter, you dropped it
[Marie:] [LAUGHTER]
[Donald:] When Nick's brought the car back
[Marie:] Gary
[Donald:] going on the bus? What time did you [LAUGHTER]
[Karen:] cold
[Donald:] Up
[Karen:] No you can heat it up in the microwave it said.
[Donald:] Oh
[Karen:] That's what it said in the
[Donald:] I mean
[Karen:] I don't know without looking at it
[Donald:] I always have them cold, are they warm?
[Marie:] Yeah
[Donald:] Oh sorry, sorry, I'm used to having these cold
[Marie:] Can I have another one dad...
[Donald:] Do you want one Marie... Marie
[Gary:] Yes
[Marie:] I want one first
[Donald:] I'll put two in together...
[Marie:] Dad can we
[Donald:] No no, no no...
[Marie:] dad
[Karen:] You a cheeky boy?
[Donald:] Let's wait and see the first one ah?
[Karen:] Oh Marie, it's all on the floor, here you are, try again, oh ho come on... eat it up... Good girl, here you are Marie, Gary be careful, what's Gary doing?
[Gary:] [LAUGHTER]
[Karen:] Being silly He's being silly
[Donald:] Is that potato all over the floor there, don't tread it in the carpet... yes it's potato round you...
[Luke:] Can I have one?
[Donald:] Do you know how fast?
[Karen:] of those
[Donald:] [LAUGHTER]
[Karen:] [LAUGHTER] Do you want a cake, want one of those?
[Luke:] Mum got two
[Karen:] I know, you know
[Luke:] I don't know what they are
[Karen:] No that's what the other ones were, they're all the same
[Luke:] I want it
[Karen:] well go and have another one
[Donald:] What's wrong?
[Karen:] Is it hot?
[Luke:] No
[Karen:] Mm
[Gary:] That
[Karen:] Pancake I'll do it, I'll do the one, mm
[Donald:] ...
[Karen:] You having an apple?... Are you going to bed? Oh yeah
[Gary:] Er
[Karen:] you're tired you are, yeah...
[Gary:] Dad, dad, dad, dad, dad
[Karen:] Gary there's apples if you want one
[Donald:] I know
[Luke:] I'm not
[Karen:] well don't do that, it's not very nice, go get an apple...
[Marie:] Don't like apple mum
[Karen:] Alright, you haven't had very much Luke have you? There's an apple
[Marie:] apple, I want something else instead of an rotten apple
[Karen:] There isn't anything else now
[Marie:] Oh
[Karen:] Not having chocolate till tomorrow...
[Donald:] Another Gary?
[Luke:] No thank you
[Donald:] You can have some fruit
[Marie:] I don't wanna
[Donald:] Do you want some pineapple Gary?
[Luke:] Yeah
[Karen:] Open a tin of pineapple What do that for?
[Marie:] I like pineapple
[Karen:] Well what do you say?
[Marie:] You said he has pineapple, pineapple, pineapple Oh
[Karen:] What you can
[Luke:] Can only have a bit I'm having
[Marie:] he wouldn't give me some of these
[Karen:] Er, half each
[Luke:] I'm having all of them
[Karen:] No you're not
[Luke:] I am, cos they're mine
[Karen:] they're not yours it's ours
[Luke:] If I can't then
[Karen:] could, yes...
[Marie:] That isn't Gary's what he nanny did
[Karen:] What?
[Marie:] You know I
[Karen:] No I didn't say it was come and watch the news it's just started Has it?
[Luke:] get more portable
[Karen:] Well why don't you get a piece of paper and a pencil and jot it down then? Oh Gary now you've just said it...
[Luke:] Me want a... oh mum, Luke just strangled Marie...
[Karen:] Pardon?
[Luke:] Mum Marie's chair...
[Marie:] Mum want to stand
[Donald:] What a mess
[Karen:] Does
[Marie:] No thank you
[Luke:] Luke says yes, I say
[Marie:] I did not
[Karen:] Go then
[Luke:] Dad, come and get Marie cos she's getting out her chair, I'm just stopping her... ah, she was getting out of there
[Donald:] what you done? Have you? I think you are Phhor stinks... it stinks like a sewer
[Luke:] Look I
[Marie:] That's mummy's
[Luke:] She's in there
[Donald:] Put your feet down Gary
[Luke:] I'm trying to, will you get Marie dad?...
[Marie:] Marie
[Donald:] Marie come here, leave Gary alone...
[Marie:] Oh, no
[Karen:] What's the matter?
[Marie:] She's gonna break my table and sitting on it.
[Karen:] Is daddy in there?
[Donald:] Read this
[Marie:] Why what is it?
[Donald:] read this
[Luke:] It's to recording us speaking
[Marie:] Is it dad?
[Donald:] come and sit down
[Marie:] Can you it dad? Can you let me do it dad?
[Donald:] Yeah, I'm still recording
[Marie:] Can we do it when we
[Luke:] We can't have it out
[Marie:] I know because we don't...
[Luke:] it's not gonna see us
[Marie:] I know... Gary what chop my neck Gary and go on my neck is it?... what then?
[Luke:] Put them in, you didn't put them in and you press
[Donald:] You press twenty seconds Gary and put them both in
[Karen:] The time?
[Donald:] Yeah.
[Karen:] How many's gone in there?
[Donald:] Oh yeah, just put another one in there
[Karen:] That one ready then?
[Donald:] No, I, I was gonna do it but I gave you that other half for Marie
[Karen:] Where's
[Donald:] I don't think the oven was hot, stop it you.
[Karen:] It's okay, just keep it for now, that's it
[Donald:] I'm just wait top gear, you can go to can't you just by the side of Worcester
[Karen:] How can you?
[Donald:] one minute
[Karen:] Oh
[Marie:] Look at that
[Karen:] Ooh very nice
[Marie:] Hello hello Marie
[Karen:] Hello Marie she said, ooh are you giving Gary a kiss? Yeah, oh... did you like that Ruth?
[Marie:] What?
[Karen:] That pineapple
[Marie:] Er
[Karen:] the pineapple... Aha... thank you, I was just
[Marie:] Dad
[Karen:] in this place...
[Donald:] You ain't having a dish
[Luke:] Didn't we see this dad
[Marie:] Oh no, oh dad
[Karen:] Yes you did do... take no notice
[Marie:] don't mind
[Donald:] You've had some of it let have some
[Marie:] Let the music end
[Donald:] Go on then...
[Luke:] Can we watch it again?...
[Marie:] Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
[Gary:] [LAUGHTER]
[Luke:] What
[Karen:] There you go
[Luke:] What's that in your water?...
[Donald:] oh...
[Marie:] Gary
[Luke:] Oh...
[Karen:] [LAUGHTER]...
[Donald:] She's don't you run off, go and take your tray back in.
[Marie:] I can't oh Oh...
[Karen:] [LAUGHTER] I hope Marie...
[Marie:] Dad do you
[Karen:] [LAUGHTER] I'll go and find Pardon?
[Donald:] Well
[Marie:] Oh, oh
[Karen:] Oh dear...
[Marie:] Shall I shut the door?
[Karen:] Do it when Marie comes in
[Donald:] Right hand
[Marie:] oh god
[Karen:] I can see you
[Marie:] She's opened it, she can open, she's opening the door
[Karen:] I know, that looks good
[Donald:] Mm
[Karen:] mm that's
[Donald:] mm...
[Karen:] one for the [LAUGHTER], bring the walker in
[Marie:] I get it
[Karen:] Watched the wind
[Marie:] David
[Karen:] David
[Marie:] hello what
[Karen:] watched the, the door with the wind
[Marie:] There's no wind and
[Karen:] well go on out then, he probably wants to speak to you, Gary
[Gary:] [crying]
[Karen:] just a minute
[Gary:] [crying]
[Luke:] Oh I've got to
[Karen:] let's get Marie then Oh
[Donald:] I thought you'd
[Karen:] Gary hasn't got round to watching it
[Gary:] Da, da
[Karen:] Thunderbirds
[Luke:] I'll watch it
[Karen:] Its ain't you, come on this...
[Marie:] What's with that?...
[Karen:] What's the matter? said the bears, yes.
[Donald:] Your alarm clock went off this morning then Pete?
[speaker001:] Oh yes [LAUGHTER]
[Donald:] Yeah
[speaker001:] this morning he, did he actually remember to set it last evening
[Donald:] Ooh
[speaker001:] Sunday, he was a bit the worse press the button before it [LAUGHTER] [LAUGHTER]...
[Donald:] How was it, game last night?
[speaker001:] Terrible No, no
[Donald:] [LAUGHTER]
[speaker001:] He's a bastard
[Donald:] Ha... what Wolverhampton was, yeah, like
[speaker001:] He didn't bloody tell me did he
[Donald:] [LAUGHTER] he he said he'd been through recently, oh every time I've been through Wolverhampton that ring road's been awful the traffic like
[speaker001:] Yeah, the Probably gonna wait ten years ... It was, it was a bastard... I think he's, he's moved in cos every morning He does... which one you doing?
[Donald:] I'd have a trainee
[speaker001:] Yeah, not... [yawn] it'll be night time
[Donald:] On the road Yeah, by the canal bridge?
[speaker001:] I would think
[Donald:] that coming from that way you say and er, there's normally a few spaces this time of day, well up the road there's... and I thought
[speaker001:] Took mine round the corner
[Donald:] I've got a B T van normally when I'm working parked underneath
[speaker001:] Yeah
[Donald:] it's car park you know.
[speaker001:] Yeah, well that's why I
[Donald:] get in, you'd find your car right at the back.
[speaker001:] yeah,
[Donald:] Yeah...
[speaker001:] True
[Donald:] You're Alan's Alan
[speaker001:] Yes
[Donald:] Oh
[speaker001:] yes
[Donald:] or Ben
[speaker001:] Well I won't be after today
[Donald:] No, that's right
[speaker001:] After er, er, tomorrow they're all one big staff here
[Donald:] They all coming onto yours are they?
[speaker001:] Yeah, yeah they mentioned you the other day at Eddy just said to him you know,
[Donald:] So you're gonna have Tim and the rest of them on your
[speaker001:] Yeah, it'll be great because they all, cos they all like you don't say but the er, at the joint meeting of course they're all a bit subdued, cos they're coming onto to well what'll happened, cos I've work up there, they're much more gregarious than the bloke down here, so they'll take the stuff out of especially when, so we'll be doing it.
[Donald:] Mm... There'll be...
[speaker001:] I think there was thirty two people at the meeting but, six or seven people
[Donald:] I'll have Alan
[speaker001:] be like the days of...
[Donald:] The
[speaker001:] Yeah...
[Donald:] All one big happy family under the big...
[speaker001:] ... and looking at that programme always, only have to be, pretty engaging months and years, just the only job they back, they would... and the nineteen ninety five might be what federal just...
[Donald:] We're doomed [LAUGHTER] [LAUGHTER]
[speaker001:] I ain't no building them just to get all out and up done, I mean the programme now looks crowded, but when you look at the new programme it's just full, there's nowhere else and no more room in them boxes to write my instead of one every two, three months, there's four and five every month... starts something
[Donald:] Yes, so what you're worried about the big nineties
[speaker001:] I'm the lucky, I'd be the lucky I don't know.
[Donald:] Mm.
[speaker001:] ... only thing we could, prospect for the er, like twenty years service...
[Donald:] [LAUGHTER]
[speaker001:] training is alright innit? Cos you can train people to do anything...
[Donald:] Yeah, but you've got to have people to train [LAUGHTER]
[speaker001:] Not all the trainings only crap ain't it? you can have a bit of brilliant really are...
[Donald:] If you walk into something else, it would be brilliant wouldn't it?
[speaker001:] you're alright aren't you? But erm, I mean the money's you know you'll pay the mortgage on, pay all your debts off and you, once you've got mortgage is gone that's it, you haven't got any have you?...
[Donald:] Tempting isn't it? [LAUGHTER]
[speaker001:] It is yeah Yeah...
[Donald:] The trouble is, with this job I mean we're not trying to and start ourselves up doing something are we?
[speaker001:] I mean, I'm really looking forward to I mean most of your bloody time within a year I'm getting out you can start doing what you want then, but when you don't have that regular period you don't know how you're gonna react to your own, you've got to and then when you get there, you know, so you got mollycoddle in a way, haven't you, so you know you say lay your money down you're not geared to do anything else, it's cos your attitude I suppose, anything else, if you really had to, er I don't see why it wouldn't... Well when you talk to these blokes in a pool room area service manager, what the hell they give you a price over the counter... come down from the actual job There's ... And we're, we are, we're ourselves if you're in a mess then people out there have got virtually no training other than what they've been given
[Donald:] Mm...
[speaker001:] ...
[Donald:] [LAUGHTER]...
[speaker001:] Did you say we can change this on the first screen custody? Yeah Yeah... [LAUGHTER]
[Donald:] Just trying to get away early...
[speaker001:] I found that yesterday when everybody was saying
[Group Of Unknown Speakers:] [LAUGHTER]
[speaker001:] I like playing wouldn't enough but it is good. Maybe Sshh [LAUGHTER]... I had and er he was saying like, all the... and erm
[Donald:] [LAUGHTER] I thought now Bernie? Ha...
[speaker001:] Yeah, erm, I was going to... is that erm it was always the same, two jobs down so it was due to go... his boss would have then I've been there as well cos he's caused such a stink whether they'll take him or ... he won't
[Donald:] Morning Ton
[speaker001:] Alright... so Sorry Have you got
[Donald:] He was another one who sent you to Wolverhampton
[speaker001:] Yes he was wasn't he?
[Donald:] he was
[speaker001:] yes he was by... why's that? Why, cos I got stuck there that's why, it was a bloody awful day if you ask...
[Donald:] I'd take your time putting those
[speaker001:] I suppose I told ... I thought Graham said he'd be first one in here Yeah, always prompt isn't he Graham? [LAUGHTER]... Oh
[Donald:] [LAUGHTER] yeah but then you've got another week of it [LAUGHTER] How can somebody be saying nothing
[Karen:] Don't lie Gary, why would be
[Gary:] dad
[Karen:] come on because it would have been perhaps the first time I suppose it wouldn't be a...
[speaker001:] Then I now, that'll be a wasted phone call, was it somebody
[Donald:] Actually when you have to
[Gary:] Yeah
[Karen:] Oh don't tell lies You and that's the only actually with er... come on you'd better say because I'll have to phone them up and explain
[Gary:] It was
[Karen:] what the bloody hell was going on?...
[Donald:] ...
[Gary:] Hello
[Karen:] Oh stop it Marie
[Donald:] No
[Gary:] [crying]
[Karen:] you mustn't speak to people on the phone...
[speaker001:] Well I've still got to...
[Gary:] [crying]
[Karen:] What's that?...... get down, get down...
[Gary:] [crying]
[Karen:] Oh...
[Gary:] ... mum
[Karen:] Yeah, hold on for a time, I'll be with you in a minute.
[Gary:] Here are
[Karen:] I'll be with you in a minute, come on it's wet
[Gary:] Dad
[Karen:] saying da, da
[Donald:] Yeah go and put it back Marie
[Karen:] Just a minute
[Donald:] Oh... put it back in, in the water, what's this?
[Karen:] She keeps smelling the washing powder
[Donald:] Oh...
[Karen:] Good girl put it back in, see
[speaker001:] Can you
[Karen:] good girl, weeee... good girl... No don't do that to your towel towel...
[Gary:] da, da, da...
[Donald:] No, leave the phone alone, come here...
[Gary:] ...
[Donald:] No, get
[Gary:] [crying]
[Karen:] Oh dear
[Gary:] [crying]
[Karen:] Are you being a, you leave... It's nice and warm, warm... Yeah, do you want to go in the water?
[Gary:] Yeah
[Karen:] Yeah, nice... there's a baby look
[Gary:] Yeah
[Karen:] Yeah
[Gary:] nanny
[Karen:] nanny
[Gary:] water
[Karen:] Baby wants to come out
[Gary:] Mummy
[Karen:] don't do that...
[Gary:] Hello
[Karen:] Hello...... baby's warm [LAUGHTER], hey you got a plaster on, said she's got a plaster on his head
[Gary:] Yeah
[Karen:] yeah, there he is yeah, you can go ok... watch her actually because er, she went right back up on these bloody chairs this afternoon, I mean she really cried, oh course I mean she, oh when Catherine come in I mean she'd not long done it, then she nodded off to sleep I said oh they always say you should try, I mean I
[Gary:] There you are daddy
[Karen:] was patting her back, trying to wake her up all the time
[Gary:] [crying]
[Karen:] Catherine said she'd probably be alright, I mean she woke, she would have been tired anyway, you know what I mean, especially after swimming, the water they gave bath water, it's not like the Oh I have to erm see if you can go actually, erm that's a weekend I'm not sure when it's open for anybody, cos they do ever such a lot of classes, they do scuba diving there as well
[speaker001:] What's that?
[Karen:] You know the erm back packs,
[speaker001:] Oh yeah [crying]
[Karen:] said there was that there as well
[speaker001:] Oh can I do that?
[Karen:] [LAUGHTER] ever so dear really dear... oh, just leave me one
[Gary:] What's that, mummy
[Karen:] yeah
[Gary:] [crying]
[Karen:] Go get dad then
[speaker001:] Oh come on
[Gary:] [crying]
[Karen:] Showed daddy what you're signing up for
[speaker001:] Look what I signing up
[Karen:] I mean it would be nice, I've been reading it this afternoon, it would be lovely Gary
[Donald:] Wow... Gary you'd be saving up till the end of the days
[speaker001:] Would you pay the difference,
[Karen:] ...
[speaker001:] Can I have a that Gary? Got you
[Donald:] Did you watch it then Gary?
[speaker001:] Yeah That's right we watched it...
[Donald:] Leave the phone, Marie, no
[Gary:] Hello
[Donald:] oh
[Gary:] there's mummy
[Donald:] tell her, tell her Gary
[Karen:] It's what's it on that
[speaker001:] for what?
[Donald:] done take it, Gary...
[Gary:] hello
[speaker001:] yeah the
[Gary:] hello
[Karen:] no, no, no, no, no, no
[speaker001:] Mum
[Gary:] [crying]...
[Donald:] Don't go upstairs, I don't know why he's called you upstairs for
[Gary:] [crying]
[Donald:] not upstairs, no I don't know love, come on no don't upstairs
[Karen:] why you're waiting for your burger
[Gary:] yeah
[Karen:] Gal
[speaker001:] Pardon?
[Karen:] you say yes please...
[Donald:] Go back upstairs anyhow the red table... you'll have to bring it down now Gary
[speaker001:] Here we are dad
[Karen:] I told, I kept saying to her...
[speaker001:] ...
[Karen:] Come on Gary
[Donald:] Can you bring her down Gary?
[Karen:] Marie come on... here are Gary come on
[Gary:] [crying]...
[Donald:] Gary
[Karen:] He can't
[Gary:] [crying]
[Karen:] Oh paddy
[Gary:] [crying]
[Karen:] go and eat Gary
[Gary:] [crying]
[Karen:] Gary
[Donald:] I don't, I don't know
[Karen:] Oh I'm not waiting for you, come over here, no, no...
[Gary:] Gary
[Karen:] Come on, come and sit with mummy......
[speaker001:] Have you got because
[Gary:] Mummy [crying] mummy, mummy, mummy
[speaker001:] that's right
[Donald:] When does that refill fit that one then? That refill I bought are the ball point or...
[Gary:] mummy
[Karen:] no
[Gary:] mummy
[Karen:] no it's
[Gary:] here are
[speaker001:] The refill says fibre tip refills
[Karen:] Oh, why didn't you say that then? That's what Sally was looking for wasn't it? Won't it fit that then?
[Donald:] No, that's why it won't fit
[Karen:] I thought that's what you bought... that one
[Donald:] No, no
[speaker001:] the one you had
[Karen:] That's what I'm saying
[Donald:] It was a fibre tip refill that I was trying to get but I didn't buy a fibre tip refill
[Karen:] Oh, oh so it'll fit the other one then?...
[Donald:] Eh?
[speaker001:] It'll fit that one won't it dad?
[Donald:] Why, what, what's this other one, I, I don't know about this other one... I don't know what the other one is,
[speaker001:] The one you showed me
[Donald:] no that was the one I tried to buy the refill for which was a fibre tip
[speaker001:] I thought that is a fibre tip
[Donald:] I'm going round in circles here, I know, that's why I bought the refill for, that's what I'm saying I don't know what the other one is,
[speaker001:] Well, so that will fit it then, that's a fibre refill.
[Donald:] No, what I meant was I meant to buy it, I wanted to buy a refill for it, but I ended up not buying the right fibre tip pen for it
[speaker001:] You've got two of these...
[Karen:] What did you, what refill did you want?
[Donald:] I didn't want a fibre tip one
[Karen:] that's then
[Donald:] I couldn't get one, it's a ball point one
[speaker001:] There
[Karen:] Now Gary sit down
[speaker001:] You won't need this one
[Donald:] [LAUGHTER]
[Gary:] Mum
[Karen:] I thought the same as you
[Gary:] mummy
[Karen:] mm mm
[Gary:] mummy
[Karen:] mm
[Gary:] daddy
[Karen:] [LAUGHTER] yes...
[Gary:] Mummy
[Karen:] ...
[Gary:] mummy
[Karen:] I know I was
[Gary:] yeah
[Karen:] nearly stuck your foot up, come on
[speaker001:] What did she do?
[Karen:] Stuck her left up to scratch... sit good girl...
[Gary:] Mummy...
[Karen:] Mm...
[speaker001:] ...
[Karen:] ... I expect dad come here, got to... oh Marie no... good job it wasn't to it. Mind my I can't have... come on then... be careful of my papers that's right, it's ever such a sharp come on then, ooh... no I didn't get...
[speaker001:] Yeah
[Karen:] ... you could have answered it... by codes
[speaker001:] Not yet...
[Donald:] Who's that? pardon...
[Karen:] I know, don't scratch it you just make it worse
[Donald:] What have you done with his burger?
[Karen:] Its not quite ready yet... [LAUGHTER]... Kick your legs... kick your legs Marie, Marie, now come on, no come on cos it's hot in there, here you are
[Donald:] No
[Karen:] here you are,...
[Donald:] Where did you get that from?
[speaker001:] Off that little tube
[Donald:] That?
[speaker001:] yeah
[Donald:] Who made the jar?
[speaker001:] ...
[Donald:] Did you take the ruler and the rubbers upstairs as well?
[speaker001:] No
[Donald:] Why did you take the jar upstairs?
[speaker001:] Cos I wanted to... oh dear......
[Donald:] No, no... We're gonna find out who his true friends are
[speaker001:] [LAUGHTER] What if... [sigh] had a little visit from Mr thing, whatever his name is, he, sounding you out was he? About what? About the course No the other chappie who's on the course next week Oh that, that yeah he said he's gonna be out... He was being very human today He was wasn't he? He was being er then saying that he's lost his sit down job doing nothing wrong Not... How long has he been in there doing nothing? I mean ever since I've been coming down, ever since I've been coming down here, he's been in there so he says got away with it for ten years [LAUGHTER] Yeah, they can do I'm too young, I, I got a van him and Nigel got a van now Taken over from Dave I know him Are they? Well Dave, Dave and Bob There, putting in all their time Yeah, Dave So That's put them all off down at one time didn't they? So what he did, he got So they get the faults and then that, in that area rather than having to move out the way anybody else they'd get kicked out wouldn't they? Yeah Yeah It's too it's just what he wanted we didn't have Just what he wanted and they're building up a petition so he's now got a office he's had he's had three offices but erm Jim's knocked him down to two. He's what? He looks alright at the minute I mean they go on about him, but he looks after Yeah, the truth... The thing please everybody in the car... everybody's hey you are That's usually his night out Oh is he? they couldn't have got him, you'll get him, you'll get him. Say there was a big cheer when he crashed his car on the strike, crashed his car on the strike, did you hear about that? No. I don't know whether he was on a call out, going towards the crashed his car, he'd got Bet he Go on lads
[Group Of Unknown Speakers:] Ooh
[speaker001:] Oh god the... Let us do a couple of hours and then they've had enough, sorry Ton,... Yes, there was a rumour that he was on a