[speaker001:] Oh, wow
[Leon:] But don't say that, I can't
[speaker001:] Pipe down, sorry, get out. I'm not too good at seeing
[Leon:] I'm sorry,
[speaker001:] I'm fed up of your behaviour, you get out too. Out, I'm fed up. Did you get that on the microphone?
[Leon:] I'll put the headphones on and I'll turn it on loud so I can hear.
[speaker001:] I'll so I can hear.... Excuse me I'm sick of your behaviour, it is bye.
[Leon:] Let me put the headphones on and alright, I'll play that back.
[speaker001:] Pam, over
[Leon:] Alright then.
[speaker001:] Can I listen to me going Glowworm through the
[Leon:] I haven't got that tape, I've got a new tape now
[speaker001:] Okay if I do it now can I listen to it. [singing] Glowworm do, do, do, do, Glowworm do, do, do, do. []
[Leon:] No, I'm going to switch it off in a minute
[speaker001:] [singing] Hungry, ha, ha, ha []
[Leon:] When you're going
[speaker001:] let me hear now
[Leon:] And, and I say, is that when you pay your friends for cakes or something, and you went no
[speaker001:] I wasn't actually explaining what it was
[Leon:] Yes
[speaker001:] How you get in a sleeping bag and that, oh no
[Leon:] yes, yes, and I said, and I said, you don't have charm or anything, and you go oh I do with. [LAUGHTER] So you started, you wanted to go in your sleeping bag []
[speaker001:] I never meant it like that, no, you don't go to the same you wanker
[Leon:] I know, but you go in a different one
[speaker001:] That's what it sounded like I'll get in your sleeping bag Hey let me just go ha, ha, ha
[Leon:] No, no hold on, hold on.
[speaker001:] No
[Leon:] Just speak, just speak.
[speaker001:] hello
[Leon:] See you can just hear it in the earphones
[speaker001:] Hello, hello [LAUGHTER], I can hear me, I can hear me talking now
[Leon:] I know, just listen.
[speaker001:] Hungry,
[Leon:] Ah, have you got any sweets?
[speaker001:] Oh, I can see Hugo. [LAUGHTER] No, ow, Hugo, come and help us, oh my God it's so weird. [singing batman tune] []
[Leon:] Erm, oh er, in P E, erm, we're setting up tents, and I was the bats and I'm amazed, something just happened.
[speaker001:] [LAUGHTER] Eh, hey, hey, you've cut your hand when you're doing []
[Leon:] Yes, but I, I, I didn't know, I mean I didn't feel that, I just realised my hand was bleeding and the skin's gone like that, look, the skin's gone like that. I've put a plaster on like that.
[Hugo:] Owen, did Owen, did Owen tell you what happened, how he was bunking?
[Leon:] Yes, that's why they started beating each other up.
[Hugo:] Who?
[Leon:] Owen, and Owen, do you have P E, they did, how?
[Hugo:] Owen said he wanted to go, and I said don't go, come over and hassle, so I and run off.
[Leon:] [LAUGHTER] you're sick [] Oi, gov., shift me, did you have French period off today? Did you have French period off today?
[Hugo:] Yes
[Leon:] We did, I washed my hair this morning.
[Hugo:] But I, I've only just come in, so I'm well arsed.
[Leon:] [LAUGHTER]
[Hugo:] you look dead
[Leon:] I never thought you were sort of like, sort of like a rough boy.
[Hugo:] I'm not a boy, a man.
[Leon:] Yes, yes, that's what she erm,
[Hugo:] If you want to do that, you've got a son, then
[Leon:] Can't touch it, what? [LAUGHTER] Bloody hell []
[Hugo:] No I haven't, oh, alright.
[Leon:] Oh how are you then?
[speaker001:] Oh, hi Leon
[Leon:] Oh, oh
[speaker001:] Why don't you comb that down? Why did you want it up? [singing] do, do, be do, do, be, do, [] Why did you do that David? What? Are you recording?
[Leon:] yes, I'm recording right now.
[speaker001:] Are you?
[Leon:] I have been recording for ages.
[speaker001:] No you're not.
[Leon:] yes, I am now.
[speaker001:] Say speak, speak up to six notes and he thinks he's
[Leon:] no, no, I, I can play much more than six notes of that, no
[speaker001:] Seven? Eight?
[Leon:] No, no, about twelve, about twelve.
[speaker001:] [singing] [] Twelve, you can play twelve notes.
[Leon:] I don't know, I don't know exactly there's too many to count.
[speaker001:] Twelve
[Leon:] You don't need more than that many notes right now, especially with what I'm write, with what I'm playing.
[speaker001:] Twelve notes.
[Leon:] And er, I've been learning flats and sharps and all that. [sigh] You know your recorders are so shit.
[speaker001:] No they're not.
[Leon:] Your recorder are so shit.
[speaker001:] Do you play it any more?
[Leon:] yes, I used to. I used to want to work at the violin, and I played it for two years.
[speaker001:] it's a shame if you haven't got anyone musical here.
[Leon:] Haven't what?
[speaker001:] Got anyone musical here.
[Leon:] yes we have. So I like Guns 'n Roses. Well I have. You just learn to give it, you just always criticise me whatever happens.
[speaker001:] No
[Leon:] If someone was good, you'd still say that about them
[speaker001:] No, I only could say it about you, you say
[Leon:] You say yes, exactly, if there's a nice girl you know, you'll say, oh she's alright. And if she's really nice, because you just like criticising people.
[speaker001:] I only criticise you and David.
[Leon:] Yes, but why because you're horrible?
[speaker001:] I, yes, because I hate you.
[Leon:] Yes, that's not very nice, I thought I was your friend.
[speaker001:] Is that what to say to people you hate?
[Leon:] No, but, I, I yes, but I don't hate anybody in particular. Who can I hate?
[speaker001:] Me
[Leon:] No I don't hate you.
[speaker001:] why?
[Leon:] I like you because you're my friend.
[speaker001:] But I'm evil to you.
[Leon:] yes, you
[speaker001:] So
[Leon:] I used you, yes?
[speaker001:] Oh yes?
[Leon:] No
[speaker001:] You won't mind and picked up the obvious, and you're going to get out back to It's only Sarah and
[Leon:] That's not true that's not true, no it's not.
[speaker001:] yes it is, it is don't say it isn't. Do both Owens know?
[Leon:] No, Owen doesn't, O N, O M doesn't, so why do they always phone me up with their problems?
[speaker001:] It's er, I don't know, they're having a at us
[Leon:] yes, are you.
[speaker001:] Going home. Are you still recording?
[Leon:] yes, what lies.
[speaker001:] Did you get that bit erm, when I was speaking to you about how everybody hates you and stuff?
[Leon:] I did.
[speaker001:] Did you.
[Leon:] yes, I'm recording right now.
[speaker001:] Yes, yes, can I listen to it.
[Leon:] No, I'm not listening to anything.
[speaker001:] Oh, you're bluffing.
[Leon:] [LAUGHTER] I am not []
[speaker001:] [shouting] You're evil, Satan [] You are Satan
[Leon:] Yes alright, you're mad
[speaker001:] Leon, You're Satan, You're evil
[Leon:] You're mad
[speaker001:] You are a killer, you are evil.
[Leon:] You're mad. You're going to go away. let's look at the machine.
[speaker001:] Oh what fun. Bye
[Leon:] Whew, Oh, so that's what the other side looks like, I knew all along.
[speaker001:] Whaa, whaa, yes, you're so stupid.
[Leon:] For heaven's sake, put that in there,... is that where all the money comes?
[speaker001:] Money, money.
[Leon:] Oh, that's my bus fare home.
[speaker001:] [LAUGHTER] oh, yes []
[Leon:] It is.
[speaker001:] you're the yak-chucker?
[Leon:] So you're a coke man?... Your lace is undone.
[speaker001:] I know.
[Leon:] So do it up. Right, well look.
[speaker001:] Satan, Satan, Satan, Satan, Satan
[Leon:] right then, I'll fuck off and you see how you like it, eh?
[speaker001:] Satan, Satan, Satan, Satan, Satan [shouting] Satan.
[Leon:] I'm not Satan.
[speaker001:] you are
[Leon:] I can't possibly be
[speaker001:] You are Satan itself
[Leon:] not seeing this.
[speaker001:] Okay let's go outside.... Okay we're now outside. [LAUGHTER] did you get that? You are Satan.
[Leon:] [singing]
[speaker001:] He's Satan everybody, he is, he's Satan, you just be careful, he is evil
[Leon:] Shut up.
[speaker001:] Leon, you're evil.
[Leon:] I'm sure I am, but you're lovely.
[speaker001:] He's condensed evil, you are [walking through subway, speech echoes], Everyone ask Leon because he's recording. He's not. don't cry.
[Leon:] I'm not crying, I'm trying to pick you up.
[speaker001:] Come, come, come, ow, ow, ow, ow... Don't pick me, oh, Leon, oh, oh. [mimicking police siren] Ne, na, ne, na computer
[Leon:] yes, er, you're hyper man, you're well hyper.
[speaker001:] Leon,
[Leon:] I'm just going to talk to these girls. No
[speaker001:] come on over,
[Leon:] Eh,... Hello, what are you doing? What's this?
[speaker001:] Lessons.
[Leon:] Are you? Do you just stay with neighbours, or just stay with your parents?
[speaker001:] Are you going on that? Her parents are. What is that, what's it about?
[Leon:] Holidays. How was your holiday? Say that but.
[speaker001:] I don't know. Oh, is this the thingy? Oh yes, this is the
[Group Of Unknown Speakers:] [singing], [shouting] []
[speaker001:] You went on holiday with Was I here?
[Leon:] What
[speaker001:] Was there
[Leon:] Who
[speaker001:] Was here
[Leon:] Who was
[speaker001:] I don't know, you're later.
[Leon:] What's the time for you please. [shouting] Excuse me [] has anybody got the time.
[speaker001:] I have [whispering] not []
[Leon:] have you got the time? have you got the time?
[Group Of Unknown Speakers:] No, yes.
[speaker001:] Erm, Twenty to,
[Leon:] Twenty to Hugo
[Hugo:] One
[Leon:] Twenty to one, no is isn't.
[speaker001:] Two,
[Leon:] That would mean it's lunch time.
[speaker001:] You haven't got a watch. Yes, you have, you'll crack your ball.
[Leon:] Remember it isn't twenty to one.
[speaker001:] I won't, don't worry, good.
[Leon:] It's twenty to twelve you ignorant child. Who?
[speaker001:] He hasn't
[Leon:] yes, then she comes and sits down next to us. Don't check their name.
[speaker001:] Who?
[Leon:] It's no good, Simon isn't there.
[speaker001:] yes, he is.
[Leon:] Yes, well he shouldn't see, cos he can, he can check his own name can't he?
[speaker001:] Yes, what do you want?
[Leon:] yes, then we go to
[speaker001:] Is Naomi in? Yes, Naomi's in isn't she? yes, what about Lindzi no? Kari, Kari's in. in. Roy,... great horse. Gail's in, and so is that Lisa.
[Leon:] Ah, Naomi's not in.
[speaker001:] Is that a pen, I thought that was a pen. I, I just never had, I just threw it down sent the pen flying. What's the time?
[Leon:] Erm, it's twenty to.
[speaker001:] No it's not actually. [reading] Keep violence off our screens [] says Mayor
[Leon:] Oh Emily don't do that, erm, I'm still working with that, she goes like this, she goes
[Group Of Unknown Speakers:] [shouting] Urgh, urgh, ow []
[Leon:] That is so wicked.
[speaker001:] That is mean.
[Leon:] That's wicked.
[speaker001:] Wait until you see my moustache, it's a really long one down to here. it is so long
[Leon:] And does it come off again?
[speaker001:] yes, it does. Open your mouth, did you, did you get all of that then? Lock you in
[Leon:] No I don't want that.
[speaker001:] Wham, bam, be, do, bam, be-dam, bam, boo.
[Group Of Unknown Speakers:] Oh, yes [LAUGHTER]
[speaker001:] Wham, bam, ba, loo-la wasn't it first?, or or something, Wham bam ba loo-la, that was crap when she said zombie, yes, I know, but When's the next time that we've got school after?
[Leon:] Erm, next, the Wednesday, not the next one, instead it's the one after I think.
[speaker001:] What sort of thing first?
[Leon:] Are those eggs all done, they're cracked?
[speaker001:] I know. Oi,
[Leon:] Get out of my hearing you
[speaker001:] Get out bloody you, get out of it.
[Leon:] Right what do you want?
[speaker001:] You could have filled it in. [LAUGHTER]
[Leon:] Oh, aren't you funny?
[speaker001:] The king of diarrhoea. Bigger than you.
[Leon:] No speaking first year language.
[speaker001:] what are you doing over here anyway? What?
[Leon:] He can speak funny, er, what do you want?
[speaker001:] Water
[Leon:] [in french] quand ne m'appelle tu?
[speaker001:] What are you in here? They're not, er, can I speak to you in French Are they having lesson in here in a minute, I think
[Leon:] we're late.
[speaker001:] Shall we go now, I think we're very late because everyone's gone in
[Leon:] [LAUGHTER] Sim, come on, and you're, and you're it.
[speaker001:] Right, come on, come on
[Group Of Unknown Speakers:] [shouting] []
[Leon:] Thank you.
[speaker001:] [shouting] And she saw it dancing like a hole []
[Leon:] we're late
[speaker001:] Oh no
[Leon:] Hold on, are we late?
[speaker001:] You are forgiven Leah?
[Leon:] Is it really okay, I'm sorry it won't happen again.
[speaker001:] give us the salt?
[Leon:] Oh, good that's alright then, I can be excused.
[Sarah:] No please can I have it.... Yes, I need it.
[Leon:] Are you doing Geography?
[speaker001:] Wham, bam boo, whop, bam boo
[Leon:] Is that hot, oh, it's all cold.
[Sarah:] Oh yes
[Leon:] It's cold. [sigh]
[Sarah:] I could go to sleep
[speaker001:] Any of mine, I don't think you say whether they're does it? It doesn't tell you enough, erm, what What's in here? for report.
[Leon:] It's no excuse.
[Sarah:] It's all down to me.
[speaker001:] I mean it's so wrong.
[Leon:] Why?
[Sarah:] My friend's having a birthday party, and she hasn't invited me.
[Leon:] Who?
[speaker001:] you don't deserve that.
[Sarah:] Because no told me, because like I've known her for all my life.
[Leon:] Well who's the friend, who is she?
[Sarah:] Jenny
[Leon:] Oh, Jenny Claire's
[Sarah:] Claire
[Leon:] Claire's
[Sarah:] Claire
[Leon:] Oh the other one.
[Sarah:] yes,
[Leon:] I met her,
[Sarah:] yes I know.
[Leon:] Maybe she just hasn't told you yet.
[speaker001:] Is there anybody else sitting here?
[Leon:] Yes
[speaker001:] Both ways, we have to go in front, come on,
[Sarah:] Leon, Leon, sorry she's taken.
[Leon:] Who?
[Sarah:] Cath Long, she's spoken for. Who by?
[Leon:] No that big lanky kid. She always hangs round with him.
[Sarah:] That's right
[Leon:] yes Who?... Who?
[Sarah:] Why?
[Leon:] [LAUGHTER] Because you just said you were gonna? []
[Sarah:] I said shall I?
[Leon:] Right then yes.
[speaker001:] Any, any excuse.
[Leon:] I don't really care.
[speaker001:] why, if you don't care, then I'm not going to tell you.
[Leon:] Some boy I told to give my work.
[speaker001:] A really bully.
[Leon:] Wow
[speaker001:] No nice people
[Leon:] Well this is interesting this, that that shows the differences very well.
[Sarah:] Very clear
[Leon:] At the north of Italy, sixty percent of the co, of the lands north of Italy full exist, so look, what, look.
[Sarah:] Come to me, look I'm having trouble.... tried. you know that? [LAUGHTER]
[Leon:] Country traditions are shown at the diagram, in North Italy erm, there's more land than south in the diagram. Sixty percent of the land is in North Italy, and forty percent is in the south. Population though, sixty one percent live in the North, thirty eight percent live in the south. People employed in industry which as you know today is er, a, an indication of how a rich a country is. Twenty seven in the south, thirty nine percent in the north.
[speaker001:] [belch]
[Leon:] How much electricity people use
[speaker001:] only
[Sarah:] There just might be two the direction of that, what are we going to do about your hive problems?
[Leon:] Much more in the north, one hundred kilowatts per, per head, and in the north itself is well under, cars, motorcycles, again in the north, much more lot of er, cars, and in the consumption of, of food
[Sarah:] Petrol consumption,
[speaker001:] What?
[Sarah:] Petrol consumption.
[speaker001:] Hubble, bubble, toil and trouble,
[Leon:] again, people consume more food. Now all those show, all those indications show that the north is much richer.
[speaker001:] I'll be able to draw the little picture.
[Leon:] yes, what we need to do is this. In the middle I want you to draw a picture of each item, and then, the land population, industry, and why food production, Sam you're not listening. [sigh] oh, it's h, hard doing Geography Can we work in pairs? You're free to draw a picture and diagram and then
[Sarah:] Better call, better call composition.
[Leon:] Mm? You can, you can design any kind of picture to illustrate the land in whatever
[speaker001:] Well whippy do
[Leon:] Actually most is either hills or mountains, if you look actually you can draw a picture of a hill or a mountain, but most, most of the land er hills or mountains which is very interesting isn't it?
[Sarah:] What a stupid mess
[Leon:] Get up... oh God, my man
[speaker001:] [LAUGHTER] he really pigged out this morning. God, you're right.
[Leon:] You know the lions?
[speaker001:] Do it in your head this time. [LAUGHTER] I couldn't to that. Why not? That would be bad wouldn't it. It would be bad for my fucking head, but [LAUGHTER] you must be very in []
[Leon:] They can ask you anything and he'll tell you the truth. You just ask. Right who do you fancy?
[speaker001:] Are you gay? [LAUGHTER] Leon. [LAUGHTER] you're mad Millie, have you just farted?
[Leon:] No it's the with the gasket off.
[speaker001:] the one I bought just went out His eyeball went just up and
[Leon:] I can see that, I can see round your eye, oh, God and I can see from the corner like in your head.
[speaker001:] Oh good he looked, he did look
[Leon:] There you are, good
[speaker001:] Oh, oh this is going to be lovely [LAUGHTER] it's got a magic button []
[Leon:] Here
[speaker001:] Yes sir, what do you mean? it's er, [LAUGHTER]
[Leon:] hey I don't think you're right, what have you been drinking? or anything, Lemonade?
[speaker001:] What? Ah, I can't find my [shouting] yes I am, sorry. I can't smell the good ones. I didn't know like this, M S from M S
[Leon:] for Matthew something, Stevens, who's he?
[Group Of Unknown Speakers:] don't worry.
[speaker001:] Shut up,
[Leon:] I did those, I did those, but I just want to oh, yes sir.
[speaker001:] Millie why don't you go up there Erm, yes, yes Sir.
[Leon:] Millie Why, is there, is there a law against that Sir? [shouting] Is there a law against that? []
[speaker001:] I would say there was, is there a law against that, no, [LAUGHTER] My God gentlemen, please shout to fuck off [LAUGHTER], no erm.
[Leon:] Oh, eight, nine, ten.
[speaker001:] I feel sick.
[Leon:] You're looking at anti-log.
[speaker001:] [LAUGHTER]
[Leon:] Who do you know boy?
[speaker001:] I don't know, I came to say to tell him to fuck off. I'm going to nibble your balls. Sam, Sam, have you seen the glue please. Have you seen, do you read the Big Issue?
[Leon:] Yes, we get it all the time.
[speaker001:] I bet your mum pays it, give me back that fiver.
[Leon:] No she has to do it, she has to do it instalments. [LAUGHTER] No, go on.
[speaker001:] Yes, we bought it, and there's this thing that says Big Bess let's rip
[Leon:] Oh yes, yes, yes
[speaker001:] Cock-sucking, ball nibbling, going down
[Leon:] Yes I know
[Sarah:] I don't find that funny, only you
[speaker001:] Blow jobs
[Leon:] And they're saying you still get Aids from these
[Sarah:] Yes
[speaker001:] people are still human, I mean, people
[Leon:] Kissed after having sex.
[speaker001:] I don't know who it is?
[Leon:] Then again he, he, he's the youngest here.
[speaker001:] he's suffering, it's bad about laughing at your own jokes that, you don't do that. Mm, you're just so immature that you're [LAUGHTER] Everything that you see you laugh at, you're lucky he always sets you up Oh shut up
[Leon:] Oi, you lot, you've got to give us a bit of because he's the youngest here,
[speaker001:] Atchoo, Atchoo.
[Leon:] He's the youngest, definitely.
[speaker001:] Erm, he hasn't grown up yet.
[Leon:] Erm.
[speaker001:] [singing]
[Leon:] I mean, how old is he? You're twelve aren't you?
[speaker001:] I am twelve actually.
[Leon:] Damian's twelve. [LAUGHTER] he's in the first year []
[speaker001:] Wankers and Playboy's under his bed, he gave me a and I goes
[Leon:] I know his dad
[speaker001:] I go, I, I prefer Penthouse,... actually.
[Leon:] Well we'd better do some work you know.
[speaker001:] Oh yes. You're not hanging round the hall. No, he's run out. I know. [blowing nose] Can't even keep for five minutes. Sorry, I'm sorry.
[Leon:] Start again. I will, because I've been recording all this.
[speaker001:] Have you.
[Leon:] From the bang in the head.
[speaker001:] Oh, [LAUGHTER] yes, Casey there's something I've been wanting to say to you. Casey.
[Leon:] Casey, here, here, he's popping the question.
[speaker001:] You're fucking flaming cow.
[Leon:] [LAUGHTER] You're so bad [] beat him up. I really hate anybody who's being horrible to somebody because it makes me feel bad.
[speaker001:] Oh, stuff you bighead.
[Leon:] Oh no, no, no, please, turn round I'm going to do something in that slip.
[speaker001:] You've didn't you? I could be on drugs, I could be a monk. I thought I was a, ya. Silly sod. [chanting] Yam-ma, yam-ma, yam-ma, yam-ma, yam-ma, yaa-ma Oh, don't you start yam-ma, yam-ma, yam-ma, yam-ma, yam-ma, yaa-ma. Yam-ma, yam-ma, yam-ma, yam-ma, yam-ma. chewing gum
[Leon:] Speak up, erm,
[speaker001:] K O then
[Leon:] This is a fight.
[speaker001:] Oh, do it again. Action replay.
[Leon:] Sir, sir could you come here please. Sir, here now.
[speaker001:] Sir we need your help now
[Leon:] Sir, erm, could you please come here, [LAUGHTER] Luigieans, what?
[speaker001:] Comedians.
[Leon:] Oh, I thought you said Luigieans.
[speaker001:] Luigieans, who are they,
[Leon:] Erm, your orgy is a food orgy.
[speaker001:] What did you say?
[Leon:] Your type of orgy is a food orgy.
[speaker001:] you become anorexic.
[Leon:] [LAUGHTER] Are you a scientist?, did you see This Morning or something? []
[speaker001:] All these diets make you emaciated. I saw This Morning when out.
[Leon:] I'm glad now I missed it.
[speaker001:] when she was younger she was just
[Leon:] You know they're talking about and, the Queen, and the Princess and they're talking about the sh Princess Diana's anorexic.
[speaker001:] yes, I'm taking sides. Bulimic, bulimic.
[Leon:] yes alright, bulimic.
[speaker001:] But not any more she's not, well. Did you know that, you know when Freddie Mercury sang with that really fat woman? that's a fat young girl he didn't go out with her, that's really I know
[Leon:] yes, well she hasn't got bulimia because she's fat, has she?
[speaker001:] I saw this, I saw this programme, I saw his programme and it said, no, listen, listen, no listen, bulimia's where you eat too much
[Leon:] No-o-o ooh, ooh,
[speaker001:] Shut up
[Leon:] Sorry No, bulimia, where you eat anything, and you puke it up all up,
[speaker001:] You eat, and eat and eat, and then you throw it all up.
[Leon:] So you have a bilge, and, you eat loads of cakes and then instead of like you with pizzas down there, they just throw it up
[speaker001:] Yes, as well, binge, binge, not bilge
[Leon:] Yes, binge, they put it with it to stay skinny
[speaker001:] Bilge, I'm still having a bilge Oh, what a sucking somebody left a bite mark from where they were
[Leon:] Ah
[speaker001:] I was saying this morning, in fact it was on This Morning, or Good Morning, or Hey, I'm bulimic
[Leon:] Anne and Nick I think
[speaker001:] What?
[Leon:] Anne and Nick type problems.
[speaker001:] Yes, they were they were saying about
[Leon:] Shush, let her talk.
[speaker001:] They were saying about they keep asking her because she could be like page three models in the newspaper, she was like very even this really and then she just said I keep on going toilet and she'd, she'd then puke up in the toilet and she'd come back and there were all these bite marks so her parents could see when she was doing it. [singing] Anne and Nick are really shit, Anne and Nick are really shit, la, la, la, la, la
[Leon:] Oh, what happened?
[speaker001:] Oh, nothing, but she, you could see the way she had, her whole hand up from here in, you could see she had bite marks you know, she can't get it out, and then she starts to puke over it, and it comes out You go, I'll make you sick. How do you do it?
[Leon:] I said how did she do it, did she, did Jane ever do it?
[speaker001:] What? I don't know if she did.
[Leon:] Well what's she talking it about it for then?
[speaker001:] I don't think Jane's bulimic.
[Leon:] Why was she just talking about it?
[speaker001:] We've got to be quiet though, she might be a bit touchy?
[Leon:] Millie, why was she just talking about it?
[speaker001:] Because she's saying that she can't make herself sick.
[Leon:] She can't?
[speaker001:] No. Can I borrow a pencil please I can't, I hate being sick, I can never make myself sick.
[Leon:] They were taking her tonsils out or something.
[speaker001:] I'd get to about there, just about like that, and then I couldn't do it. I hate throwing What I do, water, and they
[Leon:] Yes, I mean it's all.
[speaker001:] No, your mouth's supposed to water.
[Leon:] You get all, you get all goo, you get all goose-pimples on the back.
[speaker001:] yes, and then I feel really hot and then cold and then I start to feel queer.
[Leon:] yes, Sir, Sir,... please could you come here.
[speaker001:] I know, I know, I know, and you go, and you're, and you're kind of up, up
[Leon:] No Owen, that, that's how it doesn't come out, that's what's happened to you.
[speaker001:] And nothing comes up about five times, aargh, and I, I'm and your mother comes round and catches you, aargh urgh, and you sick it all up again, I couldn't eat a thing, I couldn't eat anything for two days.
[Leon:] Really. Sir,
[Group Of Unknown Speakers:] sir, we're trying to
[Leon:] Sir
[speaker001:] I was eating my, I was eating my supper when he started
[Leon:] Erm, d'you have to do a picture for the north and south of it, or just one overall picture?
[speaker001:] I don't understand, I don't understand, I don't understand
[Leon:] Yes, this one here, it should be one overall, it should be just one overall picture of the item like the land, and this shows the different proportions of land in the north and south. Of if you want to separate the picture into two, you could draw a picture representing the land in the south and the land in the north. It's up to you really, how you do it.
[speaker001:] I'll just do one picture.
[Leon:] One picture's fine.
[speaker001:] One picture of what? Land?
[Leon:] Yes, just to illustrate. This is the item,
[speaker001:] Yes.
[Leon:] You draw a picture representing the land, How can you draw a picture representing land?
[speaker001:] Just draw a mountain and a river
[Leon:] Well if you were listening, you see, I said, most land in Italy is mountains and hills, so you could draw some hills and mountains, that'd be really good. So, Sir, shall I tell you how, you know people when you talk, or we're not supposed to talk. Sorry Is that like on the board, talking, when you're talking it's really rude. I wish you, you should ask them to read out, read out the O M because then people become more involved in that.
[speaker001:] Leon, can I borrow a rubber please?
[Leon:] I'd be asking, I'd be asking er, them to read out all the time
[speaker001:] Can I borrow, can I borrow a rubber What? Can I borrow a rubber please? yes, yes, yes.
[Leon:] There we go.
[speaker001:] No a rubber
[Leon:] A rubber, a boring old rubber
[speaker001:] Can I borrow a pencil a minute? I haven't got one myself, I haven't got a pencil
[Leon:] I haven't got a sharpener.
[speaker001:] You lied to me Millie, I don't like
[Leon:] Oh thank you Sir.
[speaker001:] Oh,
[Leon:] But I mean, you're so pleased.
[speaker001:] Oh, I'm not.
[Leon:] But if that was me, I always start laughing. They say [singing] []
[speaker001:] I would be I wish Quite nicely actually
[Leon:] No, I mean if that was my pencil case.
[speaker001:] If that was me I'd say ooh, you silly bitch
[Leon:] Ha,... that's my rubber you're using
[speaker001:] There's Millie, look. You and your rubber, you're never going to use it again.
[Leon:] Don't Owen. Thank you. Why you?
[speaker001:] Do you have a curly-whirly pencil? Oh, yes
[Leon:] Wicked
[speaker001:] Who else went
[Leon:] They're really crap, oh no, put them on the top of your old pencil. [LAUGHTER] it's like a little mask [] look,... a little mask.
[speaker001:] It's like that mouse, that, that finger mouse. do you watch that finger mouse?
[Leon:] No I have, I have, I have well I can do down in fits in someone's hair.
[speaker001:] Wow, that's manic
[Leon:] Oh wow, right who shall we say kicked me too?
[speaker001:] No don't waste them, no.
[Leon:] Why?
[speaker001:] What are you going to use them for then Millie? Shush.
[Leon:] Kick these and stuff.
[speaker001:] I don't, I write with one
[Leon:] yes, right, who sh, who shall we say kicked me? or punched me?
[speaker001:] [singing] [] Yes, and
[Leon:] No, not Mr. I've got a describe about
[Group Of Unknown Speakers:] [singing]
[speaker001:] Who is it? [singing] Mr. McCartney []
[Leon:] So kick me, yes?
[speaker001:] No,
[Leon:] Right, er, kick
[speaker001:] Fuck me, kick me I need a man. You can put that on my back, I'm going to
[Leon:] Kick
[speaker001:] Did you see Mr. McCartney's car? He's got something red I know. Don't it's my job. Who's got a green colour pencil? Bulimic Bulimic You bulimic Bulimic buffalo
[Leon:] There, who's, who wants to get on somebody? [LAUGHTER]
[speaker001:] [moan] We're chickens.
[Leon:] [LAUGHTER], What?
[speaker001:] Don't mind me.
[Leon:] right then.
[speaker001:] It's packed lunch
[Leon:] yes, yes
[speaker001:] Why do you ask that Millie? I want an answer.
[Leon:] Yes, I want to ask that, do women's tits suit you? The fi, the first thing that comes into your mind You're so perverted, you're so perverted
[speaker001:] You're obsessed Owen, you're to do is women's tits so no, God, that, that's all you think about. Urgh
[Leon:] That's quite good actually, Jo, look, that joke.
[speaker001:] I knew, only you knew, you, you, you You can hardly
[Leon:] Look I knew you, you, you
[speaker001:] You couldn't get away with it.
[Leon:] I still worked it. Alright, picture one represents some land, how do I draw land?
[speaker001:] You do that.
[Leon:] But that's mountains though, not land, isn't it?
[speaker001:] It's twin peaks.
[Leon:] Are they twin peaks?
[speaker001:] Oh that's lovely that, shame about the picture. Jane can I borrow the yellow one? God it's better than mine. That's impossible.
[Leon:] Oh, that's wicked Sarah.
[Sarah:] I know
[Leon:] But the yellow isn't making much difference, so start again. Right, it's not too late to start to again, I, I'll chuck this piece of paper away for you. Okay,... how do you draw a desert?...
[Sarah:] They don't have deserts in Italy.
[Leon:] yes, but I mean that's land, that looks, people might think it means mountains, and when they read that, then they read that bit look
[Sarah:] Are those all that then?
[speaker001:] What's going down
[Sarah:] First you're a
[Leon:] I know, but I mean, how do you just draw flat land?
[speaker001:] Who's got the rubber.
[Sarah:] I told you before you just do flat land. Just do grass
[speaker001:] Flat land?
[Leon:] [singing] Green, green grass that grows on the []
[speaker001:] hello, hello, hello, shut up Leon, you're a silly wanker. neighbours. I think it's weird.
[Leon:] That uncle it's weird, it doesn't go with us, it doesn't go for soap though.
[speaker001:] I know [singing]
[Leon:] And the little boy walking round there with a walking stick
[speaker001:] They try to make it more cool that that, then haven't they? [].
[Leon:] Yes, more corny more like, but it's really
[speaker001:] There's a new boy in it, and he's well nice oh, that, that one that
[Leon:] Yes, I know they just gave me a little walk on part.
[speaker001:] What new boy? In, in, in the beginning, with Mar, he's pictured with Marco and somebody else. Yes, I know, there's a new person. He's a new person, he's not actually in the series yet, but he's in the beginning you know. He's so lovely.
[Leon:] Yes, yes. They put a picture of them, yes.
[speaker001:] Nice They said well, they asked me and I just couldn't refuse
[Leon:] That's wicked
[speaker001:] I want to get that. [mimicking] ooh, yes, I want to get that [] ooh, yes, ooh yes. Are they your colours for that. yes That's why I went to get them. You can either stick these ones
[Leon:] You were saying and then you finished in mid-sentence.
[speaker001:] Shut-upa-your-face. Shut-upa-your-face. Or I bring out my mates. [LAUGHTER] Have you got pencil. Fill up your face. You touch my face, I break your face. You touch my face, I ring up my mates They talk like that in Italy, yam-ma, yam-ma, yam-ma, yaa-ma. For goodness sake yam-ma, yam-ma, yam-ma, yam-ma, yaa-ma, ma, ma, ma, Jason please.
[Leon:] Are you going to put that on someone Kevin,
[speaker001:] What?
[Leon:] Put that on somebody's back.
[speaker001:] Mama he's cheap.
[Leon:] yes, exactly.
[speaker001:] No
[Leon:] yes
[speaker001:] It's isn't it?
[Leon:] Well go on do it then, it isn't as if it's your handwriting.
[speaker001:] No, but he, he will know, I mean
[Leon:] No he won't, he won't.
[speaker001:] How do you know? Okay man, Urgh. Population means people doesn't it? yes. No population means
[Leon:] It was really funny when Sarah hit that stump
[speaker001:] Yes, is there any more yellow? I haven't got it.
[Leon:] Oh, I love the river, no, no, I'm not.
[speaker001:] You do, let's all be cats.
[Leon:] My name's cat.
[speaker001:] Your face is, have you got any yellow anywhere Millie?
[Leon:] You're shits cat
[speaker001:] No, it's over there Sorry. Oi, oi, oi, oi, can I borr, that re, that ye, yellow please? No sorry. yellow, Jane can I borrow the yellow? No Jane, I hate drawing people. Arthur,
[Leon:] Lisa might be living at my house.
[speaker001:] Why?
[Leon:] College.
[speaker001:] Has she been chucked out by her parents this time? her boyfriend
[Leon:] No her parents don't want her to go.
[speaker001:] Oh that's lovely Millie.
[Leon:] Nice colours, that looks like water colours.
[speaker001:] Yellow please mother, he's just trying to piss you off.
[Leon:] I think she started it by accident.
[speaker001:] On purpose? No he started by purpose the silly
[Leon:] He's starting it by purpose.
[speaker001:] Can I have a yellow please?
[Leon:] [LAUGHTER]
[speaker001:] You get it straight away, oh God. Blue please, now. Go and get it. I've got it. Oh, who's got the green? [singing] Everybody dancing [] Can I borrow that yellow after you Millie? Yes, maybe. Who's not had them?
[Leon:] Me
[speaker001:] Me
[Leon:] There's a new zone in the Crystal Maze.
[speaker001:] I know, It's not a new zone much.
[Leon:] Oh.
[speaker001:] Underg, under water isn't it? Yes
[Leon:] Sonic two zone ha.
[speaker001:] What are you talking about? You have to copy everything I do, don't you? Who, when, where,
[Leon:] [LAUGHTER] yes, [] I didn't do a river, I can't do my own work.
[speaker001:] Who's going to be the crystal palace?
[Leon:] [LAUGHTER] No Millie []
[speaker001:] Sorry, what did you say?
[Leon:] It doesn't concern you. So you have to know everything that's said don't you? That's why everybody really hates you.
[speaker001:] Why they can all drown, Oh my God, C H is the bottom of Mark's Gogh, man, Van Gogh. It's a right picture, [LAUGHTER] she's done little flowers everywhere []
[Leon:] She's written Jane ninety three on it
[speaker001:] Don't want a big population on it.
[Leon:] It's sick man. You've really ruined it. Shut up
[speaker001:] Can I borrow the green please? [shouting] Can I borrow the green, right now [] Oi, Millie why do you have to shout? That's the only way I get through to you sometimes. Oh, that's a masterpiece Leon.
[Leon:] Thank you.
[speaker001:] Oh, goodie, goodie. The population You can see him pull the veins off on the way, hey? Millie you're showing me up with your picture, it's not very good.
[Group Of Unknown Speakers:] [LAUGHTER]
[speaker001:] Let's see your's. I wanna see the No you don't want to be dead. can't get Okay, okay monitor, I, I, I Anyway, let it be.
[Group Of Unknown Speakers:] [LAUGHTER]
[speaker001:] It's lovely Steve, especially the bit