[Larna:] And I'll see you next, let me just make a note of this, on this form, a green form.
[Vicky:] Another one that's dribbling now
[Larna:] erm it's at forty eight
[Alex:] What about this, what about this?
[Vicky:] Yeah put it in the bucket, in the bucket
[Larna:] can have that, no I don't want that at er three P M or thereabouts
[Vicky:] Kieran
[Larna:] I'm just trying to remember everybody in the same afternoon, to collect them all because of about six of them are being done around here
[Vicky:] Right
[Larna:] and so, that'll be great, thanks very much indeed for doing that and I'll give you the gift vouchers next week
[Vicky:] right, okay then
[Larna:] right then we can go and have a purge at Marks and Sparks, no you don't need these
[Vicky:] no
[Larna:] no right
[Vicky:] right
[Larna:] I mean if you have a lot of people that come round you're gonna tell them that you're doing it, they might, I don't
[speaker004:] [dog barking]
[Vicky:] Put that one in there and this Donald goes in there and where's this men?
[Charlotte:] What do you want? Do you want a drink? Did anybody find his cup?
[Vicky:] Oh here, here's your cup
[Charlotte:] I can't figure out what's up with you young man today
[Anthony:] Me want a biscuit
[Charlotte:] What? I think you got up too early wait a minute, did you have a good day at work? somebody at work, what's a matter love you've been like this since you've got up haven't you?
[Vicky:] You want your do do? Catch it, catch, catch, put your bucket out, hold your bucket out
[Larna:] If you want your do do, go and get it.
[Vicky:] Ah, there you go
[Larna:] say thank you, he's a right little misery when he wakes up ain't you boy?
[Vicky:] Yeah
[Anthony:] Get me a biscuit
[Larna:] Oh, Anthony
[Vicky:] Get me one too
[Larna:] anything else while I'm here? How about a please
[speaker004:] ...
[Larna:] Yeah take them in the front room then, take them out to erm that's it, we're happy for two minutes
[Vicky:] You got the biscuits?
[Larna:] Charlotte's bringing them in, oh he sat there playing I notice his button I presume it must be off his cardigan
[Vicky:] Yes
[Larna:] Yeah, I thought what's that white thing down there, oh yeah a button
[Vicky:] Here's your pen, thanks
[Larna:] mm, he went up about oh, I suppose he went up to bed about half twelve, quarter to one and he got up about quarter to three
[Vicky:] Yeah
[Larna:] Yeah, he's up there sound-o, and he was up this way, he went up at one and got up about ten minutes after this one, so
[Anthony:] Look what we've got, little boxes
[Vicky:] Mm, very smart
[Larna:] oh I see going to the cupboards are you? oh
[Anthony:] My favourite one
[Alex:] Yummy, yummy, yum
[speaker004:] ...
[Larna:] So what did you do did you sort out, did they say anything about er, erm
[speaker004:] [children making noise]
[Larna:] tea towels? Paper towels? Did anything happen, she said
[Alex:] I go there at
[Larna:] oh well that's fair enough innit?
[Vicky:] Oh I won't do it on principle
[Larna:] There you go
[Alex:] somebody else can be
[Charlotte:] Where's my drink I had for breakfast?
[Larna:] Pass me his drink please, he's too plain lazy to get it
[Charlotte:] Where's my drink I had for breakfast?
[Larna:] I don't know Charlotte
[Charlotte:] You give to, down the sink
[Larna:] Oh what you left this morning? Yeah I'm not, don't tell them, I'm not gonna leave them in the sink all day while you decide if you're going to eat it or not
[Charlotte:] No not my breakfast
[Larna:] There you go just a booklet there to fill out
[Alex:] I know, and I'm the one hundredth and seventh person to do it
[Larna:] so this is tape one, side A...
[Charlotte:] Not my breakfast, my drink I had this morning
[Larna:] put you down as a stranger shall I?
[Charlotte:] and when I woke er, and when I woke up
[Larna:] Sorry
[Charlotte:] and I had my breakfast
[Larna:] what would you like to go down as a scrubber? [LAUGHTER]
[Charlotte:] mummy my drink, mummy my drink
[Alex:] [LAUGHTER]
[Larna:] I never thought of that actually I was thinking of scrubbing the kitchens and that [LAUGHTER] or maybe we would, or maybe we would put that down
[Alex:] No, I don't think so, you'll probably get, get had up for having a erm brothel [LAUGHTER]
[Larna:] [LAUGHTER] Oh look at that I've lost me pen now, bloody thing's, okay occupation? What's your occupational hazard?
[Alex:] [LAUGHTER] I am I'm not putting down there just do the washer upper
[Larna:] What's the matter in the Oxford Dictionary
[Alex:] Alex a washer upper [LAUGHTER]
[Larna:] [LAUGHTER]
[Charlotte:] Can I have a drink?
[Larna:] You oh I know her [LAUGHTER], erm... secretary
[Vicky:] I didn't
[Larna:] how do you spell that? S E C
[Vicky:] secret, A R Y
[Larna:] Oh yeah, I've never looked at it like that before, yeah, ah, ah
[speaker004:] ...
[Larna:] Ah
[speaker004:] [children screaming]
[Larna:] You two, what is going on? Why do we have this fighting this in the front room
[speaker004:] ...
[Vicky:] Show mummy
[Larna:] Ah it depends what his toys are at home
[Vicky:] he's got enough of them
[Larna:] Well like you say he's probably got...
[Vicky:] Hey
[Anthony:] Mum
[Larna:] Yes
[Anthony:] mum
[Larna:] yes yes
[Charlotte:] This is my milk I get out of the fridge
[Larna:] Oh you was going to the fridge for that was you?
[Charlotte:] Yes drink milk, no, no
[Anthony:] And me
[Larna:] You want one more do you? there you are then, you don't want one?
[Charlotte:] Me, thank you mum
[Anthony:] Er der
[Larna:] You want to choose one there, they been very busy, have they been very busy up there the old canteen then?
[Alex:] Erm, it's not bad I'm probably doing
[Anthony:] Mum I want a drink of milk
[Alex:] a hundred and fifty odd meals a day
[Larna:] Alright, a hundred and fifteen?
[Alex:] Fifty
[Larna:] Oh that's a lot
[Alex:] Yeah it is quite a lot, erm you know like some days you can have a really... like you never everything on the menu is like really messy
[Larna:] Yeah
[Alex:] and say like say it takes absolutely ages to clean the dishes and pots you know, but like you say it was erm chili con carne, erm tuna and celery pie, what else was there on? Erm seafood vol au vent
[Charlotte:] Oh no problem
[Alex:] something for everybody, see I go really easy dishes, I mean you've got your veggies and salad by all that
[Larna:] Yeah
[Alex:] I mean nothing like burns into the pot you know what I mean?
[Larna:] Yeah
[Alex:] so it wasn't too bad
[Larna:] ah, it's got here
[Charlotte:] Yum
[Larna:] oh, regional accents yeah I can put that down can't I?
[Alex:] Mm, cos they're not, not
[Larna:] no, that's what I thought
[Alex:] No
[speaker004:] [children screaming]
[Alex:] I say it wouldn't relate to any accent in England anyway
[Larna:] No
[speaker004:] [children screaming]
[Larna:] Oh we've emptied it too much
[speaker004:] ...
[Larna:] Tell you what
[speaker004:] [children screaming]
[Larna:] don't play with these
[Alex:] shall we go and buy you some juice okay, cos we've really ran out of juice this morning didn't he?
[Larna:] Oh yeah I got all your bits then, he hasn't had hardly had anything to drink again today... he doesn't seem to drink, he eats all his food, oh he ate that pudding no problem
[Alex:] Oh did he?
[Larna:] Yeah he loved it
[Alex:] and then they tell you just cover it, the taste of the food some time
[Larna:] Yeah
[Alex:] has you eaten your [LAUGHTER]
[speaker004:] [children screaming]
[Alex:] Larna
[Larna:] Yeah
[Alex:] have you seen this how he loves me?
[Larna:] [LAUGHTER] I tell you what you wait until he gets teeth and, and he does bite you.
[Alex:] The other day he, he grabbed my nose, he had my nose charming in his mouth, he bite and mummy nearly went through the roof
[Charlotte:] Mummy I want another one
[Larna:] Oh better take that biscuit tin away before they eat the lot, got that lid, get that and put, have one more and get it in the kitchen Charlotte
[Charlotte:] you
[Larna:] yeah one more and that's enough
[Anthony:] Yeah
[Larna:] ooh, ah, what she doing? What is she doing? and you want the bib and the spoon
[Alex:] Never mind the, never mind the
[Larna:] Get off the table
[Alex:] another one like me
[Charlotte:] mum I don't want one more
[Larna:] Right would you take them to the kitchen for me please because I'm putting these bits away
[Alex:] can I give you a hand there Larna still
[Larna:] no you're alright, no you're alright, it's to the truth there's nothing, who put that bag in there, can't put it in there, put it right, I'll put it in, in a minute
[Alex:] Ah [raspberry]
[Larna:] Do you think you're gonna be up to me next week or not?
[Alex:] Erm I find out this afternoon when I phone in my hours
[Larna:] Oh yeah, well you know, just let me know anyway
[Alex:] Yeah, I'll call you after definitely
[Larna:] Yeah
[Alex:] I just have to let you know
[Larna:] right I think all, no bottles out the fridge and that's it
[Alex:] What he hasn't had a single bottle today?
[Larna:] No, not even, that's all the
[Alex:] are you a tired baby, did you want to go to sleep? You go home and go to sleep
[Larna:] He's only been up since quarter to three
[Alex:] [LAUGHTER] You go home and kip
[Larna:] so I thought you'll probably give him a bottle when you got here anyway, so I was going to give him one, it all depends when he got up and I thought you'll probably give him one so I didn't
[Alex:] Yeah, but
[Larna:] I mean he was so happy playing
[Alex:] yeah, he'll probably forget [LAUGHTER] I doubt it though would you know where they think it is Larna?
[Larna:] Your what?
[speaker004:] [children screaming]
[Larna:] yeah
[Alex:] Because
[Larna:] yeah it could be that
[speaker004:] [children screaming]
[Larna:] you only had these two bags didn't we?
[Alex:] Erm wouldn't have the I mean
[Larna:] it could be that, yeah... you've got a drink in there
[Alex:] It's been in this week
[Larna:] Oh you want your coat
[Alex:] when did they do it?
[Larna:] it must of been about Tuesday, it must of been first day
[Alex:] Oh you've got stuck
[Larna:] yeah oh it might be there but then they, they do erm, they do say as they get older they get er fed up with milk and they eat and you know the, they do sometimes
[Alex:] Do sometimes
[Larna:] so
[Alex:] It's funny they've never been a great juice freak really
[Larna:] He didn't drink a lot of it
[Alex:] Erm, what's, oh, and yet he hates water
[Larna:] Does he?
[Alex:] Yeah, he can't stand the water
[Larna:] Now that's yours, now I've lost me
[Alex:] ah it's probably in me bag, yeah don't worry about it, it's probably in a bag, let mummy oh yes there it is, come to mummy
[Larna:] Do you want it on him
[Alex:] Want mummy's hat
[Charlotte:] Mum if you, he can have a bit of me milk if you like when you, that bit yeah
[Anthony:] No, my own milk
[Alex:] Go and get some juice for the boy, go and get some juice for the boy
[Larna:] I'll go and wash this and put it onto his coat
[Alex:] you didn't want to eat that love
[Larna:] No
[Charlotte:] What his name erm
[Larna:] no
[Charlotte:] Alex name, there he is
[Alex:] you know that, that juice, that's it
[Charlotte:] Alex erm, Alex I'm talking to you
[Anthony:] And Vicky got a new bed
[Larna:] What's the matter?
[Anthony:] Vicky got a new bed
[Charlotte:] Vicky got a new bed
[Alex:] I know I saw it this morning it's really smart isn't it?
[Charlotte:] How could you, you live far, far [belch] away
[Larna:] What do you say?
[Alex:] Excuse me
[Larna:] Or pardon
[Charlotte:] You didn't see it this morning, well, I mean when you come over
[Larna:] Yeah, well when I got it out the car but, just wash that down
[Alex:] Erm what was I going, I was going to tell you something
[Larna:] Yeah you was weren't you till they interrupting... [LAUGHTER]
[Alex:] Oh that juice, you know when erm they're six weeks old and you get the bounty packs?
[Larna:] Yeah
[Alex:] Still had that, I ran out of his usual juice this morning, I went oh I can't believe it and I keep these little packets in obscure little places because then I remember about them one day
[Larna:] [LAUGHTER]
[Alex:] in case I run out
[Charlotte:] You won't because I used to be
[Alex:] they're quite handy
[Charlotte:] I'll smack you [LAUGHTER]
[Alex:] by hand is all gooey now
[Larna:] It is?
[Alex:] baby, baby [kiss]
[speaker004:] [LAUGHTER]
[Larna:] call you B B then won't we? Yeah, watch him, leave things there, he hasn't had a dirty nappy today so you can't climb there, Alex has got your
[Charlotte:] mum, ah pick me up there
[Alex:] er see one of these bibs this morning
[Larna:] No I'm not picking you up I'm cleaning Kieran's face...
[Charlotte:] [LAUGHTER]
[Alex:] carefully Anthony, careful cos Alex's got to live in there
[Anthony:] [LAUGHTER]
[Larna:] Erm, if it is the one this morning, I can understand why he hasn't done one today
[Alex:] Oh, it was enormous
[Charlotte:] and we all, we always get our drink of milk
[Alex:] Do you, that's good for you isn't it?
[Charlotte:] Yeah
[Larna:] I know, but he don't climb on that
[Charlotte:] do you, do you buy milk?
[Alex:] Yes I do, Jordan drinks milk
[Charlotte:] Mum
[Larna:] Yeah good boy, where's do do?
[Alex:] He has full fat milk, full cream milk, full fat milk
[Larna:] full cream milk
[Alex:] full cream milk
[Larna:] It's only half calorie stuff innit? The one that ain't got full
[Alex:] This is only pasteurized, erm
[Larna:] Oh what I drink
[Charlotte:] We don't have any
[Larna:] oh I don't have milk anyway [LAUGHTER]
[Alex:] we have the one that's the thickest and
[Larna:] Kieran don't do that darling
[Alex:] oh okay now, it's okay
[Larna:] Oh, he, he always starts to whinge when I lay him down to do his coat up, he don't like
[Alex:] the latest thing is putting his wrist on, anything he's gotta get his arms through... oh let's go right I'll speak to you again next week
[Larna:] It's Friday again tomorrow
[Alex:] Ah
[Larna:] it goes really quick though doesn't it?
[Alex:] what's wrong take care
[Larna:] He might have a bottle when he get him home
[Alex:] Yeah
[Larna:] say the way he was looking at her milk just then, you can have a bottle when you get home are you?
[Alex:] get excited
[Larna:] yeah, at home, you erm put that button in your pocket?
[Alex:] Erm I did, let me just check it
[Larna:] Right
[Alex:] could of fallen out
[Anthony:] [LAUGHTER]
[Alex:] Look at the state of my glasses
[Larna:] Oh dear they need cleaning don't they?
[Alex:] there's er
[Larna:] oh Kieran
[Alex:] Yeah got that
[Larna:] I've had up to five floating around the house before and then we can't find one, no and then two days that's where they all are, I've got them
[Alex:] Bye, see you all tomorrow
[Charlotte:] Alex, Alex
[Alex:] Eh [scream] got it
[Charlotte:] Alex, Alex I've got it
[Larna:] No I think it's a shame about, it doesn't really matter, mm I'm not quite sure Alex I don't know what
[Charlotte:] I bet you have forgotten your keys
[Alex:] No they're in my pocket
[Anthony:] Mummy
[Charlotte:] Mummy, mummy, mummy, mummy
[Larna:] oh thank you, take care, yeah I can't imagine surprising what you can get over the weekend yeah, we should have to put you on the book put stranger down okay then, see you tomorrow
[Alex:] Yeah, alright then, same time, bye Kieran
[Larna:] [LAUGHTER] see you later, bye
[Charlotte:] Mummy
[Larna:] Charlotte come on, come and watch cartoons...
[Charlotte:] do it mum
[Larna:] Charlotte I'm shutting the door it's cold... come on right, we want
[Charlotte:] Channel eight
[Larna:] No T V S well after this now, right
[Charlotte:] Can I take my jumper off? [scream]
[Larna:] I wouldn't, it's not very warm
[Anthony:] I do...
[Charlotte:] [LAUGHTER]...
[Larna:] You put, you gonna put some of these toys away now please?...
[Anthony:] [scream]...
[Larna:] Ah, ah, no, no
[Anthony:] Oh we put on ma, mum, ma
[Charlotte:] Mummy, mummy I like that
[Anthony:] get me some milk
[Larna:] What about your manners, please and thank you?
[Anthony:] Please and thank you
[Larna:] Yes I will, hold on
[Charlotte:] I didn't have to say please and thank you for my milk cos I pour straight on my dinner, didn't I? Didn't I?
[Larna:] Hold on...
[Anthony:] No, yes
[Charlotte:] Are you gonna away?
[Larna:] Yeah, just leave that now, you want a drop of milk now do you Anthony?
[Anthony:] Er
[Larna:] Hold on...
[Anthony:] mummy, mummy, mummy [LAUGHTER]
[speaker004:] ...
[Larna:] here are alright, listen, come on, right let's have all these toys tidied up, before the cartoons start... come on, alright, you're alright, that's not what we do with toy boxes is it? That's how accidents happen
[Charlotte:] [LAUGHTER]
[Larna:] No, this is what we're going to do, we're going to tidy them all up now... quietly
[speaker004:] [noisy children]
[Larna:] Don't throw them at the windows. Careful, that's it, right jump straight in the car then, cos it's open and it'll be warm
[Charlotte:] I get the
[Larna:] Hang on let me open the doors
[Charlotte:] last one open doors
[Larna:] right you get in there Charlotte can you get in here and put your seat belt on? Please
[Charlotte:] [singing] Maybe, maybe []
[Larna:] No you got to sit up here in the car seat love, Charlotte get in or you'll be late oh, one, two, three in, oh that's a good boy [LAUGHTER]
[Charlotte:] [singing] in the morning
[Larna:] You got hiccoughs?
[Charlotte:] E I E I we []
[Larna:] Right are we in Charlotte? No... can you put your belt on?
[Charlotte:] No
[Larna:] Do you want me to do it?
[Charlotte:] Mm
[Larna:] Yeah, okay
[Charlotte:] do it
[Larna:] There we go, that's you done, and you young man, cor all strapped in?
[Charlotte:] Oh you know
[Larna:] Yeah well I'll put my seat belt on in a minute... right
[Anthony:] Off we go
[Larna:] off we go, can you hold that letter?
[Charlotte:] Why?
[Larna:] Well I just wanna stop to post it
[Charlotte:] I wanna go to play group
[Larna:] We are going to play group, but we've gotta drive right past the letter box
[Anthony:] [cough]
[Larna:] Why, cos it's on the way
[Anthony:] Mummy me my pussy cat on shoulder
[Larna:] Oh you brought your pussy cat did you, didn't you bring your Mickey Mouses?
[Anthony:] No brought a out
[Larna:] Alright
[Charlotte:] No he's half, half of er, all his tail has gone
[Larna:] Half his tail's gone?
[Charlotte:] No all of his tails has gone, he's broken his tail
[Larna:] Oh dear, did someone pull it out then?
[Charlotte:] Yeah, maybe
[Larna:] Oh never mind
[Charlotte:] pull it out
[Anthony:] And take it out
[Charlotte:] How can someone pull it mummy?
[Larna:] Yeah, oh it was probably an accident
[Charlotte:] How can it be pulled out it was up there for ages
[Larna:] Never mind, don't worry about it... [LAUGHTER] right what do you think you're gonna do at play school today then, does anybody know?
[Charlotte:] Not me
[Anthony:] Me
[Larna:] What do you normally do on a Friday?
[Anthony:] Oh I don't know
[Charlotte:] Playdoh
[Anthony:] Playdoh
[Charlotte:] Bricks
[Larna:] do you, that should be fun Well you're gonna have plenty to do then aren't you?
[Charlotte:] Yes...
[Larna:] Okay, I'll just jump out and post this letter
[Charlotte:] Sticklebricks and erm some engine bricks, and also some
[speaker004:] [drilling noise]
[Larna:] oh that's handy, thank you [LAUGHTER]...
[Charlotte:] Why didn't you post it in the letter box?
[Larna:] Well because the postman had come to empty the letter box, right, so there was no point in mummy putting her letter in cos he'd of just taken it out again...
[Anthony:] Where you put it?
[Charlotte:] Why does the dustman have to take it away?
[Larna:] No not the dustman, the postman
[Charlotte:] Why does the postman have to take all the letters away?
[Larna:] Why? Well he takes them to the post office
[Charlotte:] Yeah
[Larna:] then the post office sorts them out
[Charlotte:] Yeah
[Larna:] and gives them to different postmen to take to different houses
[Charlotte:] Yeah... yeah
[Larna:] and that's how we all get our letters. You know mummy gets letters in the morning, mummy and daddy
[Charlotte:] Yeah
[Anthony:] Yeah, no I do it up
[Larna:] well it, now the postman takes it to where it's got to be sorted and they will post it to whoever it has to go to.
[Charlotte:] Yeah, but what about your money they might send it back to you
[Larna:] I didn't send any money, you never send money through the post Charlotte
[Charlotte:] Why?
[Larna:] Cos somebody might take it... wasn't money I sent anyway, just an order form
[Charlotte:] Why?
[Larna:] There's Pauline and Aaron, shall we go and see them?
[Charlotte:] Yeah, stop right where they are
[Larna:] No I can't just stop right in the middle of the road, I have to park darling, there we go, ooh right next to this car, there's Ian over there right... right one, two out you come
[Charlotte:] Aaron
[Larna:] Charlotte don't just run off and get on the path
[Charlotte:] Aaron I'm here
[Larna:] Morning
[speaker004:] Yeah alright?
[Larna:] Yeah, you yeah she always is, it's this one that's not [LAUGHTER] you must be joking [LAUGHTER] Charlotte out the way, don't be so impatient, oh god, thanks very much... right, hang your coat up, hang your coat up, I'll hang your coat up... give us your coat right come on
[speaker004:] She took him in
[Pauline:] Oh right, I wondered where he was [LAUGHTER]
[speaker004:] Hiya Paul alright?
[Larna:] Thanks... alright, yeah you, yeah... what?... Come on, ah?
[speaker004:] Anthony smile, oh it's a good job we unzipped it then
[Larna:] Have you got a kiss for me then
[Charlotte:] Bye
[Larna:] I see you later okay, good girl
[Charlotte:] He mustn't have it today
[Pauline:] He mustn't have it, oh Anthony she said you can't have your smile today
[Charlotte:] You know why?
[Pauline:] No
[Charlotte:] Because it suppose to be a present
[Pauline:] It's a present
[Charlotte:] don't tell him
[Pauline:] ooh, it's a surprise present
[Larna:] Why what you doing?
[speaker004:] Ah, eh, I'm going into town, you going into town or
[Larna:] Erm, no, but I come in for if you want
[Pauline:] You know what your daughter started yesterday you know?
[Larna:] What?
[Pauline:] All these pots, weren't it? Oh some of the kids come up and said
[speaker004:] Oh that's not my one
[Pauline:] hang on a minute that's not mine either, and all then that's not my pots [LAUGHTER] I tell you what when they do something they do not forget the colour
[speaker004:] Aren't they funny when they look, we didn't look at the yoghurt pots did we?
[Pauline:] No
[Larna:] Went no, no, it's not, it's not peach melba, right down to the last detail
[Charlotte:] Oh no you know what we forget my play school bag
[Larna:] Your play school bag?
[Charlotte:] Yes
[Pauline:] Pity you didn't lose your voice at home today Charlotte is there
[Larna:] I don't know what she's on about, you tell me Kim
[speaker004:] Oh
[Larna:] I haven't even gone yet
[Charlotte:] I'm jumping like a jelly baby
[Larna:] Yeah you jump right I'll give him a kiss and you
[Pauline:] I might get a smile out of him
[Larna:] Listen you told me you ain't gonna cry this morning, put it this way you won't be going to the sweet shop will we?
[Anthony:] [crying]
[Larna:] Come on, come on, I'll see you later
[Pauline:] Oh
[Larna:] see you later, I'll see you later, oh you want a kiss?
[Pauline:] See you later
[Larna:] Now you stop crying [kiss] [LAUGHTER] oh
[Anthony:] Mum, mum, I wanna go
[Larna:] I'll be back in a little while
[Pauline:] [LAUGHTER]...
[Larna:] I miss you, I miss you
[Pauline:] Ah
[Larna:] I don't know
[Pauline:] Who've you got today just Kieran?
[Larna:] Oh no I've got thingy at erm eleven
[Pauline:] Eleven
[Larna:] well half ten, quarter to eleven
[Pauline:] yeah er what
[Larna:] I don't know about next week yet, she'll let me know
[Pauline:] Yeah I've only got to go to the bank and got to pay something for Gary, I've got to pay in a cheque for Gary again cos he's ever so low again this year, this week, this month
[Larna:] Yeah, I'll just move that chair from out the front
[Pauline:] Yeah
[Larna:] I'm not putting it in where you put it before though cos I had a hell of a job [LAUGHTER]
[Pauline:] Did you? [LAUGHTER]
[Larna:] I just erm...
[Pauline:] Put it on top
[Larna:] yeah, yeah, it makes it easier that way.
[Pauline:] Sian was saying there's a coffee morning on today
[Larna:] Yeah, but I couldn't of gone anyway, cos I had too many kids...
[Pauline:] What time's that on till?
[Larna:] Erm I don't know I haven't been to them for ages now
[Pauline:] Yeah
[Larna:] because er... I can't really do much with my two anyway
[Pauline:] Yeah
[Larna:] so did you get your wardrobes done? Measured up got any quotes?
[Pauline:] Last one today twelve, I've got the last one coming today
[Larna:] Have you?
[Pauline:] I've got erm, we've had one through from erm... erm came round on Wednesday morning because we had Wednesday morning, one should be coming via the post today, we phoned up yesterday
[Larna:] Oh yeah, yeah
[Pauline:] and he's sending it first post, it should be through today, if not tomorrow morning, erm
[Larna:] [cough] Oh dear
[Pauline:] the other one gave us a quote for three hundred and eighty eight
[Larna:] Oh that's not bad then
[Pauline:] which was good, but Gary's suspicious at that price
[Larna:] Three hundred and eighty eight?
[Pauline:] Yeah
[Larna:] What's that to do?
[Pauline:] comparing it, comparing it with erm one thousand, two hundred, he's, he says it's rather suspicious
[Larna:] What is that for the actual three hund
[Pauline:] Just, just the actual erm sliding mirror wardrobes
[Larna:] Just the doors no fitting or anything?
[Pauline:] Yeah it's for the fittings and everything, erm and I've had prices like one thousand two hundred, eighteen hundred, and this bloke you know, says three hundred and eighty eight
[Larna:] Oh
[Pauline:] and Gary's rather suspicious at that price, we, we had a builder that came round he, he wanted four hundred and twenty
[Larna:] Yes
[Pauline:] and that was with the doors from Texas and he thought oh no you know
[Larna:] Yeah
[Pauline:] we'd rather get it done properly, erm, but erm, this that came yesterday morning, he reckons it, that he can do the whole of the bedroom, look there's been an accident, I've got to tell you [LAUGHTER]
[Larna:] Oh good
[Pauline:] they've gone right over that bank, right over that bank, right over there, it's bounced over
[Larna:] It's speeding I expect
[Pauline:] Yeah
[Larna:] to get that far
[Pauline:] erm and they can do the wardrobes and the fitment erm and wardrobes either side erm for eighteen hundred
[Larna:] Oh
[Pauline:] which is the price we were looking at, it's not too cheap and it's not too expensive
[Larna:] Yeah
[Pauline:] cos Gary sort of said we should set prices that are too low
[Larna:] Maybe they just, he just done it so cheap because of the recession I mean
[Pauline:] Yeah
[Larna:] you can get almost anything done at the moment
[Pauline:] Yeah
[Larna:] can't you?...
[Pauline:] so we'll wait and see...
[Larna:] Well was it all private people then
[Pauline:] we'll see what price they give
[Larna:] or companies?
[Pauline:] No it's all companies
[Larna:] What even this three hundred and eighty eight?
[Pauline:] Yeah, that's
[Larna:] Well you can always check it out
[Pauline:] Yeah
[Larna:] make sure it is a genuine it, the, the, he's come from the company and he's not doing it privately or something
[Pauline:] You see the thing is, I said, Gary said to me he said did you ask them about the over bed erm units and that and I said yeah, I said he wanted to, he, he said he could do the over bed unit for eighteen hundred plus the wardrobes for three eighty eight
[Larna:] Yeah
[Pauline:] well this people I mean with, with, that I mean that really is more or less the same amount as the other companies have said for er more or less the whole lot, so why the wardrobes are so cheap and yet the, the bed surrounding is so expensive, we don't know
[Larna:] Mm
[Pauline:] whereas people they reckon that they can do it, they can do the whole lot for eighteen hundred
[Larna:] Yeah, oh strange isn't it?
[Pauline:] Yeah, it's er, it's er cheap for the wardrobes, but expensive for the over bed unit, I mean Gary said well at that price he said the over bed unit we might as well get out of a catalogue.
[Larna:] Well, yeah, talking of catalogues actually you might know, my two want a beanbag right?
[Pauline:] Yeah
[Larna:] They've got one in Argos but the colours are disgusting and it's twenty pound, you see I went and brought one for Boo Boo, that one from Argos
[Pauline:] Yeah, yeah
[Larna:] and they absconded it, and the dog hasn't a hope in hell and also the ones you get for the kids, when you sit in them they sit up like little chairs don't they?
[Pauline:] Yeah
[Larna:] whereas the dog's one
[Pauline:] Yeah
[Larna:] lie down on
[Pauline:] lie down on
[Larna:] and I haven't got them in my club book, any ideas?
[Pauline:] Erm, Argos, Index, or
[Larna:] Argos has only got the one which is disgusting
[Pauline:] Is this for the dog?
[Larna:] No this is for the kids, I've got the dog, I've got the dog's, but the dog ain't got it [LAUGHTER]
[Pauline:] Market, Saturday market
[Larna:] Yeah
[Pauline:] they do, they do er a carpet stall and they also do erm on the same stall with a carpet, they do erm, duvets
[Larna:] Mm
[Pauline:] pillows, and they do beanbags as well
[Larna:] Do they not do it on a Thursday?
[Pauline:] No, I've never seen them there on a Thursday
[Larna:] No
[Pauline:] Saturday is the only time I've seen them there
[Larna:] I just wondered cos Argos wanted twenty pound and nineteen ninety nine
[Pauline:] Yeah, yeah I think they want twelve, twelve ninety nine or something off the market
[Larna:] Yeah
[Pauline:] It's been ages since well, since I looked, but I'm sure it's something like that.
[Larna:] Yeah, but I also got a leaflet for refills as well
[Pauline:] Oh that's what I need some more of those for his beanbag
[Larna:] Yeah that's what it's for the dog's bean bag
[Pauline:] Yeah
[Larna:] so
[Pauline:] Yeah
[Larna:] I've got the address at home if you want it
[Pauline:] Right... now, put a bit of lipstick on [LAUGHTER]...
[speaker004:] ...
[Pauline:] Do you wanna grab my catalogue do you when we get back to my place?
[Larna:] Why is there anything in there?
[Pauline:] Well you said you wanted to have a look at the er quilt covers?
[Larna:] Oh no, I'm gonna leave that for a bit
[Pauline:] Are you?
[Larna:] Yeah, due to lack of funds [LAUGHTER]
[Pauline:] Twenty P an hour innit?
[Larna:] Oh, where's my bag then?
[Pauline:] I've got it here
[Larna:] Oh god I thought I'd lost it for a minute
[Pauline:] I though while I was there I might as well grab it
[Larna:] erm
[Pauline:] Is it twenty P for an hour or thirty P?
[Larna:] What's the time? Half past nine, half past ten
[Pauline:] Twenty five past nine
[Larna:] I normally, let, well, if I put an hour and a half in cos if we're a bit late
[Pauline:] Yeah
[Larna:] five or ten minutes late, it's cheaper for me to put ten P in than to pay twelve pound ticket
[Pauline:] Yeah
[Larna:] actually it's twenty pound
[Pauline:] Yeah
[Larna:] right, I'll just nip over and get it, cos I haven't locked up yet... maybe I won't I haven't got ten P, I've only got two pennies, just have to make sure back
[Pauline:] You want ten P?
[Larna:] Well just in case we're not
[Pauline:] As you came down town for my sake really [LAUGHTER]
[Larna:] [LAUGHTER] Alright then, I'll accept, I won't be a minute
[Pauline:] Yeah......
[Larna:] She's going to look after them for a little while
[Pauline:] Oh yeah
[Larna:] so well that's right, yeah, in fact I said to her I was expecting a phone call the other morning to say that
[Pauline:] Yeah
[Larna:] her, her mum was having him, but she had a, her mum had a few things to do, so
[Pauline:] Yeah
[Larna:] Oh, you ain't heard no more about applying for the hospital for a job yet then?
[Pauline:] No, they still haven't advertised it yet
[Larna:] Oh ain't they? I thought they might of got on and done that
[Pauline:] Well that's what I thought because erm Ann's leaving in erm the end of this month
[Larna:] Mm
[Pauline:] it's only next week... still gonna apply though, ha
[Larna:] Oh yeah, doesn't hurt does it, you've got nothing to lose...
[Pauline:] Yeah but I shall go for it but if any other jobs come up at the hospital I'll apply for them
[Larna:] Yeah, do you wanna go in here?
[Pauline:] Ah, let's get some money first
[Larna:] Oh yeah, let's go in there while it's empty [LAUGHTER]
[Pauline:] Yeah [LAUGHTER]
[Larna:] No, I've been waiting for them to get them cards in I ordered a couple of those cards with the lights at the top for Kieran to take home
[Pauline:] Oh yeah, it's been
[Larna:] Since I've bleeding asked for them they haven't been in, that was two weeks ago
[Pauline:] Yeah, I know we went in there last week, cos they had these cards, they got those things with six bugs on them, they're really ugly looking things, Aaron wanted them, he hasn't half been playing some tricks on Gary [LAUGHTER] take them down in front of Gary and that Gary's aagh
[Larna:] [LAUGHTER]
[Pauline:] pretends he's got, you know he's frightened
[Larna:] Yeah, yeah
[Pauline:] [LAUGHTER] and he thinks it's hilarious
[Larna:] [LAUGHTER]
[Pauline:] I do this all the time, I can't be bothered to take my gloves off
[Larna:] It takes you half an hour to get your card out
[Pauline:] [LAUGHTER]...
[Larna:] put these on while your hands are warm
[Pauline:] Yeah
[Larna:] you hold that, oh come on, he normally puts them on straight away
[Pauline:] Er Aaron can put his other gloves on, but with those ones they seemed to take twice as long to put on
[Larna:] These are supposed to grow with your hands, I'll tell you what they didn't grow much with Anthony's no
[Pauline:] No they didn't with Aaron's, they haven't done with them, they're still wearing them, but...
[Larna:] Hold your hand out, er you used to use er Pampers nappies didn't you?
[Pauline:] Yeah
[Larna:] I bet you didn't know, like I didn't know they were tested on animals
[Pauline:] No I didn't
[Larna:] the gels they put in them
[Pauline:] Yeah
[Larna:] to stop the wetness seeping through and that the gel, what they do is they shave rabbits, and rub it into their skin, the rashes and that and a couple of rabbits have died from it when they first started testing the stuff
[Pauline:] Bloody hell
[Larna:] Yeah and I was watching it on This Morning and what it is it's because most things you've got in your kitchen like myself are all tested on animals and they don't label it
[Pauline:] Ha
[Larna:] I couldn't believe it, I was horrified
[Pauline:] Yeah
[Larna:] I thought my god I use Pampers all the time
[Pauline:] the first one is why label make now
[Larna:] Yeah
[Pauline:] cos, cos you know for a fact it's not
[Larna:] It's not animal tested
[Pauline:] Yeah
[Larna:] Neither is that other book that I run that whatever
[Pauline:] Yeah
[Larna:] pronounceable, I've never got the name right
[Pauline:] [LAUGHTER]
[Larna:] but I couldn't believe it though and they, this woman went under cover into this place and the state of these animals
[Pauline:] Yeah
[Larna:] these rabbits were by the head and all this stuff was put on their eyes to test it
[Pauline:] God
[Larna:] you know?
[Pauline:] Yeah
[Larna:] It was really horrible...
[Pauline:] Right I've got to go into Superdrug, I've got to get some more hairspray
[Larna:] Okey dokey, oh they've got those in again, mind you I haven't filled up what I've got yet, so
[Pauline:] Yeah
[Larna:] Do you want to have a look up round here?
[Pauline:] See if they yeah, they haven't got any video cases, they had some video cases the other day and I forgot to get some
[Larna:] Now they ain't got none [LAUGHTER]
[Pauline:] No I'm gonna put all of Aerial's tapes, get her normal tapes
[Larna:] Yeah
[Pauline:] erm, in, into cases...
[Larna:] mm, might get one of them another day
[Pauline:] Mm
[Larna:] My one's falling to pieces, always come in handy...
[speaker004:] ...
[Pauline:] it's brilliant, right what else do I want polish
[speaker004:] Ah I tablecloth please...
[Larna:] No I won't go round there I can't be bothered [LAUGHTER]... that's all pretty empty that lot innit?
[Pauline:] Yeah
[speaker004:] I know it's boring Trev but what do you want me to do, done some work actually, you ain't gonna do some work ... er they're with the what?...
[Larna:] He knows
[Pauline:] Yeah
[Larna:] [LAUGHTER]...
[Pauline:] Oh they're different to the ones he's got, he's got those ones, I'll get him those ones... that's nice
[Larna:] Mm, yeah, ideal for putting in a picture for Christmas... well I think nothing for me today
[speaker004:] One pound please...
[Larna:] What's that? Oh yeah
[Pauline:] They just
[Larna:] yeah
[Pauline:] wipe them clean
[Larna:] I've got some gardening gloves at home, I haven't had the chance to use them yet, the weather's been so bad
[Pauline:] Yeah, I went out yesterday morning and cleared up the dogs mess [LAUGHTER]
[Larna:] I can't do mine with little one, I got like I'll
[Pauline:] Yeah
[Larna:] probably do mine tomorrow morning... hello Janet
[speaker004:] Hiya
[Larna:] alright? Yes so I'll probably do it
[Pauline:] Yeah
[Larna:] like, I might not do it, I see how I feel
[Pauline:] [LAUGHTER]... Oh how was, how was your leggings you got from here?
[Larna:] Really nice, ever so comfortable, yeah I was really pleased I got them
[Pauline:] Yeah
[Larna:] so I got them, me mum got me some black ones, but they're like, they come right down to the ankles
[Pauline:] Yeah
[Larna:] so they're nice, I've kept them, so I've got a black and I've got a khaki pair
[Pauline:] Yeah
[Larna:] erm and I've sent off for some loose fitting ones
[Pauline:] Yeah
[Larna:] that were eight ninety nine a pair and five ninety nine for a matching top
[Pauline:] Yeah
[Larna:] erm, that's about it really [LAUGHTER] in here?
[Pauline:] Oh yeah
[Larna:] They haven't got many cards in here lately you know
[Pauline:] No
[Larna:] I wanted one for er saying granddad one from the kids and I couldn't get a decent one
[Pauline:] Yeah
[Larna:] when I came in the other day, I might have a look now actually... get some Chewitts for the kids... go on looking something for myself
[Pauline:] [LAUGHTER]
[Larna:] actually I can't see what I want
[Pauline:] Why don't you get a
[Larna:] No
[Pauline:] [LAUGHTER]
[Larna:] no, I won't, no I just get these for the kids, I might just be tempted to go in there and have a look though, did you eat all your others?
[Pauline:] No, we haven't eaten them all yet, still got half a box open hiding away from Gary
[Larna:] [LAUGHTER]... I got them out and me and Tony, well Tony didn't eat many, I sat there and pigged the lot
[Pauline:] Yeah...
[Larna:] I doubt if they have any better cards in now, cos all they had was that
[Pauline:] Yeah
[Larna:] for granddad, well I can't get that from the kids and that's it, that was to my dad so I got him that one in the end
[Pauline:] Yeah
[Larna:] I went over to the market, cos I came in yesterday erm, didn't like that one, I'm not into dogs, and I went into the market they didn't have nothing either
[Pauline:] No
[Larna:] I mean, I want something
[Pauline:] No
[Larna:] that's
[Pauline:] Yeah
[Larna:] I'll have to go elsewhere and get it
[Pauline:] Mother's Day soon isn't it?
[Larna:] It is oh my god
[Pauline:] Mm, when's Shrove Sunday that's soon an all innit? Pancake day
[Larna:] Er, oh is it? I shall do some pancakes this year, cos the kids are old enough now
[Pauline:] Yeah
[Larna:] to decide whether they like them or not
[Pauline:] Oh Aaron loves them [LAUGHTER]
[Larna:] Oh I got Yorkshire puddings
[Pauline:] Oh yeah
[Larna:] cos erm, they er, I thought well I'd get them then Tony cos he said to me Sunday he said where's the Yorkshire pud then? I said well it's not worth making all that mixture just for you
[Pauline:] Oh you buy a mix?
[Larna:] Yes that I did I bought a mix
[Pauline:] Yeah, yeah
[Larna:] but for us lot it made four nice medium size ones
[Pauline:] yeah that's right
[Larna:] and then I never ate all mine, and the kids never ate all theirs, so I thought well I get the frozen ones and just get one out each time for Tony stick it in the oven half hour before.
[Pauline:] Oh that's what I was going to look at the brushes
[Larna:] What?
[Pauline:] Hair brushes, I want, I want one of these something that's not too hard...
[Larna:] I've got a, er... comb, I've got one of those that I use for Anthony at the moment and... why brush? Why not a comb?
[Pauline:] Cos his hair's not thick enough for a comb
[Larna:] Yeah true
[Pauline:] See what I want
[Larna:] Anthony's hair is quite thick
[Pauline:] cos really, something like that, but only a half one
[Larna:] You want a small one don't you?
[Pauline:] Yeah... that's one thing I've got, I've got my denman I've got that one
[Larna:] What about that grey one up the end there or is that too big?
[Pauline:] Yeah, you see I've got, again it's erm, complete handle on that one... one of them one's, I want a half one like this with just this
[Larna:] With soft bristles on
[Pauline:] Yeah
[Larna:] yeah... too big ain't they?
[Pauline:] Yeah
[Larna:] Or they're the right size but they've got the hard bristles
[Pauline:] Yes that's right... but I like, I ask the brushes
[Larna:] I tell you what have you where was it I saw it now? Woolworth's they've got some fantastic Easter eggs, no not Woolworth's Robert Cray, they've got a massive great big Kinder egg Easter egg in there
[Pauline:] Yeah
[Larna:] really pretty it is, I mean it's four ninety five
[Pauline:] Yeah
[Larna:] my two both dart for them when we went in there
[Pauline:] Yeah
[Larna:] I thought oh, see I was gonna get a present for Easter, but they've got so much there's
[Pauline:] Yeah
[Larna:] nothing they really need
[Pauline:] that's right
[Larna:] They've probably got a few over here
[Pauline:] Erm I'll probably get erm another video...
[Larna:] Thanks... lovely thank you... me hands are alright now, they've warmed up
[Pauline:] Yeah... I'll go over this way, let's have a look in chemist for that comb
[Larna:] Yeah they have a lot more choice don't they?
[Pauline:] Yeah, brush I should say, can pop up, oh Midland we can do on the way back, we can go first though
[Larna:] Yeah okey dokey, I keep looking at that clock there but it's wrong innit?
[Pauline:] [LAUGHTER] I know [] ha... oh Dixon's I've got to pop into Dixon's, they've got a P C advertised
[Larna:] Yeah
[Pauline:] in the computers, on the erm telly
[Larna:] Mm
[Pauline:] Gary wants me to find out a bit more about it cos he wants a new one, another, well he wants a new one, cos we done a deal, get my bed, if we get the bedroom done
[Larna:] Mm
[Pauline:] he'll buy a P C, I said okay fair enough [LAUGHTER] I don't care, I'll get my bedroom done
[Larna:] What computer he's got?
[Pauline:] He's got an Amstrad, but it's not a coloured one
[Larna:] Oh right
[Pauline:] Why, is Tony after one?
[Larna:] Well no, we wanted to get one for Charlotte, but erm, I don't think they'll use them
[Pauline:] Oh no this one's, you know it's a proper, proper video
[Larna:] Oh yeah yeah that's
[Pauline:] yeah
[Larna:] what they use up the school a proper computers, the screens and printouts and mouses and
[Pauline:] Yeah
[Larna:] I went up the school and had a look at them
[Pauline:] Yeah
[Larna:] I was talking to a lady about them
[Pauline:] Yeah
[Larna:] but I've got to discuss it with Tony first
[Pauline:] erm
[Larna:] you see that's what you want, but they're too hard... mm, even they're quite prickly
[Pauline:] Yeah...
[Larna:] They're not too bad
[Pauline:] Yeah
[Larna:] Trouble is though as you say he's not got a lot of hair really has he?
[Pauline:] No
[Larna:] It's straight forward onto his scalp... I know what you look, I know what sort you're looking for though
[Pauline:] Yeah and it's what I'm looking for
[Larna:] Let's have a look
[Pauline:] and it's three ninety nine
[Larna:] Bloody hell...
[Pauline:] and it's likely to last
[Larna:] Is it as soft as what you think though for him?
[Pauline:] Yeah, erm how do you work it?
[Larna:] That's pretty
[Pauline:] It is isn't it?...
[Larna:] Mind you it might be a bit uncomfortable on the head
[Pauline:] Yeah
[Larna:] or you can use it as a tie round... mhm, what about having, that's a bit harder
[Pauline:] Yes, same as the denman
[Larna:] Oh, get it out
[Pauline:] It's not too bad is it?
[Larna:] No... probably about the softest
[Pauline:] Mm...
[Larna:] no I think that's harder than that
[Pauline:] Yes
[Larna:] no that's... there you are, now you can't get softer than that
[Pauline:] [LAUGHTER]
[Larna:] it's nifty innit?
[Pauline:] Look at this [LAUGHTER] it might be three ninety nine, but I'll get it
[Larna:] Oh
[Pauline:] we, cos me and Gary we've got a brush each and he wants one, see I like that, but I think that, that is a bit big
[Larna:] And it's dearer
[Pauline:] Yeah
[Larna:] No Kieran, don't pull any of them off... you'd think it'd be cheaper if it was smaller wouldn't you?
[Pauline:] Yeah...
[Larna:] Yeah hold on just looking at something... right, three little ducks
[Pauline:] [LAUGHTER]...
[Larna:] A load of different hair things in here ain't there?
[Pauline:] Mm...
[Larna:] Very expensive in there though isn't it?
[Pauline:] Yeah
[Larna:] A lot of things...
[Pauline:] I'll go into Boots and find something cheap [LAUGHTER]
[Larna:] Well now cos places like Superdrug and, and Boots and that aren't er, I mean that's just basically a chemist that innit?
[Pauline:] That's right yeah
[Larna:] So it should have everything, I still think that it's a bit expensive though
[Pauline:] Yeah... [sigh]
[Larna:] What about that Ferguson factory closing down then?
[Pauline:] Yeah when they gave out
[Larna:] I thought that was really sad
[Pauline:] with all those redundancies a couple of months ago, I thought that'll be it, I mean I've been there
[Larna:] Fifty percent off marked red tickets
[Pauline:] That's right
[Larna:] I'm reading all these money things off
[Pauline:] Yeah
[Larna:] Well I know, but it was sad because in Gosport that was what keep most of them going, I mean like they said none of them have never been on the dole before, they've all been there since they've left school, there was a couple there
[Pauline:] Yeah
[Larna:] and they'd both been there thirty years since they've left school
[Pauline:] Yeah
[Larna:] and now they just don't know what to do, there's no jobs, there's no nothing
[Pauline:] No
[Larna:] and they said that some of them were thinking of moving, but
[Pauline:] and they also reckon that the Gosport and Portsmouth are the worst off than anywhere else in this country
[Larna:] Yeah... it's very sad, but, what can you do? That's why Alex has had to go back to London
[Pauline:] Yeah, I know she was telling me, there she is a highly qualified
[Larna:] Secretary
[Pauline:] and she's, and she's
[Larna:] and
[Pauline:] used to bloody
[Larna:] did you know she's a qualified magician as well?
[Pauline:] No
[Larna:] No, she only told me that the other day... yeah she is
[Pauline:] Yeah
[Larna:] so that's two jobs she's qualified for and she can't get jobs in either
[Pauline:] Ridiculous, erm twenty Bensons please
[speaker004:] One ninety four then please...
[Larna:] I think I'm gonna get a Cadbury's Twirl while I'm here
[Pauline:] [LAUGHTER]
[Larna:] I will, I'll get all this change out of my pocket... let's get rid of this... two, four, five, right, there's twenty five there for one of those, thanks... Yeah she's a qualified magician as well
[Pauline:] Yeah
[Larna:] you know, she was saying there's a girl at work and she's a top qualified chef
[Pauline:] Mm
[Larna:] and she's, all she can do is what Alex's doing
[Pauline:] Yeah
[Larna:] just general cooking and cleaning
[Pauline:] Maybe she'll apply at the hospital then if she's a qualified cook, they're in and out of there like, like nobody's business the cooks, they can't, well they don't stay long
[Larna:] Why's that?...
[Pauline:] They don't get paid that much
[Larna:] Ah, that's it innit?
[Pauline:] Yeah
[Larna:] The trouble on, the trouble is with a recession on it's an advantage of, oh they've closed down
[Pauline:] Yeah
[Larna:] that didn't last long did it?
[Pauline:] they couldn't afford the mortgage, erm the erm the lease
[Larna:] The lease
[Pauline:] Yeah, erm you know my mate Lorraine, her sister used to work in there part time and it was on a Friday
[Larna:] You got your book, I've got mine
[Pauline:] it was on a Friday, it was her day off, she got called in at about three o'clock and they told her then, it was two weeks ago now
[Larna:] I didn't notice yesterday, mind you I didn't walk past, yes I did, I must of walked past it
[Pauline:] Yeah, cos er Lorraine told me last, what Lorraine works every two weeks, what she's on this weekend, so erm, so it's two weeks ago she told
[Larna:] Bloody hell
[Pauline:] I tell you as I walked past there on Friday, she said yeah she said we were still open then, they closed it that night, ridiculous
[Larna:] It's terrible innit?
[Pauline:] Yeah
[Larna:] I mean years ago I can remember coming into town and seeing that furniture shop filled with people walking around, every time I go past it now it is empty
[Pauline:] Yeah...
[Larna:] which is why I think a lot of things, places should be able to accommodate for shop owners and reduce their leases while this recession's on
[Pauline:] Yeah
[Larna:] It's so unfair I won't half be surprised if they get in this time, I really will
[Pauline:] The trouble is, us council owners will be worse off under the Labour council
[Larna:] Well I
[Pauline:] so you can't win
[Larna:] That's right I know, but what can you do? I mean the way, it, it's happened, I don't think John Major stands much hope basically
[Pauline:] Yeah
[Larna:] I hate all this politic business any road, but
[Pauline:] I know...
[Larna:] let's face it, whoever gets in, someone's gonna lose out
[Pauline:] Yeah... I was quite shocked at that er thing about the fox hunting I was pleased
[Larna:] What about it?
[Pauline:] for my sister's sake
[Larna:] Oh what they didn't ban it?
[Pauline:] Mm, yeah
[Larna:] I'll go in these doors, I wasn't surprised, I didn't think they would, but as this guy said afterwards he said whether you do it now or later he said, within the next five years it's gonna be banned... so I think it still will be banned in the end
[Pauline:] Yeah...
[Larna:] I do at the moment, sympathize, that's a nice colour
[Pauline:] It is, innit?
[Larna:] I didn't but now I sympathize
[Pauline:] It's not bad material either
[Larna:] No, that's nice innit?
[Pauline:] That's good
[Larna:] Just right for around indoors, yes that one's nice to
[Pauline:] Mm
[Larna:] I mean if they'd of banned it, there'd of been a lot more people out of work, which is
[Pauline:] Yeah
[Larna:] probably part of the reason why they didn't for the time being
[Pauline:] That's right
[Larna:] I like those jumpers too
[Pauline:] Yeah
[Larna:] Oh they've got rid of those white ones
[Pauline:] Sweat shirt
[Larna:] Oh no they're not they've shoved them down there... are they?
[Pauline:] Yeah...
[Larna:] Nine to ten years, oh a bit big for Charlotte... oh there Paul, they've got some white ones
[Pauline:] Oh yeah, oh I don't like that material, I'd rather get them them, this material
[Larna:] Oh you're a fussy faggot
[Pauline:] I know [LAUGHTER]
[Larna:] what do you expect for two ninety nine
[Pauline:] but they, they sort of itch, whereas this stuff doesn't
[Larna:] Oh
[Pauline:] See it's really soft feel that
[Larna:] er actually I quite like the lace up ones anyway
[Pauline:] Yeah
[Larna:] they're three ninety nine though aren't they?
[Pauline:] Yeah
[Larna:] Yeah... well... nothing's much changed really
[Pauline:] Mm... oh have you seen those knickerbockers over there?
[Larna:] Eh?
[Pauline:] Knickerbockers, for babies
[Larna:] Oh yeah
[Pauline:] They're sweet aren't they?
[Larna:] Mhm [LAUGHTER]
[Pauline:] [LAUGHTER]
[Larna:] Oh they, they, oh yeah so they are
[Pauline:] Look at these ones?
[Larna:] There's a, as I'm speeding them round here, oh one nine, nine, seven, that's Charlie's size as well
[Pauline:] Yeah Aaron's a seven
[Larna:] Are they supposed to be like that then, different at the front?
[Pauline:] It's just the way the pattern is
[Larna:] Yeah, ah, I like the new pink ones, and that's for boys
[Pauline:] Yeah
[Larna:] That'll be just right for on holiday won't they?
[Pauline:] Yeah, get two different colours
[Larna:] Yeah, but the thing is right they're sevens and they're gonna be too small for them by the time holiday gets round say September
[Pauline:] Mm
[Larna:] that's the trouble
[Pauline:] well Aaron's a six and they're seven so I'm safe to getting Aaron a seven
[Larna:] I'm safe to getting mine sevens yeah
[Pauline:] Yeah... there's erm I think that's seven is it? No it's an eight...
[Larna:] Mind you when the warmer weather gets here they can wear them anyway
[Pauline:] Oh yeah
[Larna:] I don't know which ones I prefer the purple or the pink
[Pauline:] One of each, then she's always got another pair, cos I don't, is that blue?
[Larna:] Mm
[Pauline:] Yeah I'm not keen on the blue
[Larna:] No...
[Pauline:] have one of each
[Larna:] Yeah, they've got these
[Pauline:] No I don't like that
[Larna:] Yeah, it clashes
[Pauline:] Yeah
[Larna:] Oh I like those ones
[Pauline:] Mm...
[Larna:] thirty seven, ha, don't get red
[Pauline:] No I don't like red, I'd get him black
[Larna:] Black and blue?
[Pauline:] Yeah, yeah so they won't, not, well they won't get so dirty, again with these you can just stick them in the wash
[Larna:] What, if they ain't got the size you can't [LAUGHTER]
[Pauline:] Seven...
[Larna:] I think we've gone through all the sevens in the blacks ain't you? It's only a five... nine, they're nines there, have you got a watch on?
[Pauline:] Yeah
[Larna:] Oh good... ah hang on er, three pairs there, seven, six and an eight, right there's two blacks in sevens here, well I'll just have a pair of each, I've only got a fiver in me purse... just wondering whether to get black or blue though?
[Pauline:] Mm
[Larna:] The mauve's quite nice aren't they? What do you reckon? I don't know, they look a bit rough on the front to me they do
[Pauline:] Mm
[Larna:] don't they?...
[Pauline:] I'll just find a seven in the blue print
[Larna:] Haven't we got any then? Hang on they're alright on the front, want another seven don't you for Aaron?
[Pauline:] Yeah cos the black's likely to go grey, whereas the blues don't look so bad
[Larna:] No
[Pauline:] when they go... oh they've got socks there to go with them
[Larna:] Mm, yeah I'm not too worried about her socks though but I say I'm gonna have plenty of Marks and Sparks' vouchers
[Pauline:] Yeah
[Larna:] Seven?
[Pauline:] I've got a seven here
[Larna:] Oh
[Pauline:] [LAUGHTER]
[Larna:] and the white are nice, but they just get dirty too quick
[Pauline:] Yeah... I don't know whether to get Aaron one or not, he's got enough at home, he's got enough from last year
[Larna:] What have my two got?
[Pauline:] I believe I can always pop in town tomorrow...
[Larna:] I was wondering actually I think I might wait until that dress comes through, I'll try
[Pauline:] we can always ask to put them away for a week... yeah that's what I might do
[Larna:] Why?
[Pauline:] Well then, if, we can put them away for a week
[Larna:] Actually, actually wanted new trainers and they've got them there
[Pauline:] Yeah they have ain't they?...
[Larna:] He has been nagging me actually since I threw his others, he threw his others away that when some more came in, but these are alright for girls ain't they?
[Pauline:] Six, they're nice, boy's nine
[Larna:] Yeah...
[Pauline:] No
[Larna:] I'm gonna leave it cos I can't make me mind up
[Pauline:] [LAUGHTER]
[Larna:] I think I'll just walk away and leave it [LAUGHTER]... Where else did you wanna go?
[Pauline:] Erm I've got to go into erm
[Larna:] What's the time then?
[Pauline:] Ten
[Larna:] Right, we'll scan there and I want to have a look at the computers in there as well
[Pauline:] Yeah...
[Larna:] Okay, is there, I don't mind getting them shoes, but the thing is with, not knowing what the weather's doing
[Pauline:] Yeah
[Larna:] you know and it, they don't need them, say they're both in their ordinary shoes at the moment
[Pauline:] Yeah
[Larna:] I've also got to be careful because they've got size eights upstairs as well that Robert got them
[Pauline:] Yeah
[Larna:] and it, oh Dixon's
[Pauline:] Yeah Dixon's
[Larna:] it's over there innit? Going that way and er... so you've already booked your holiday time up the hospital then or not?
[Pauline:] Not done it yet
[Larna:] Not done it yet
[Pauline:] No... I'm not bothered about going on holiday, I suppose I'm all worked up about getting bedroom sorted, ha
[Larna:] Mm, I said to Tony if we can't afford to go I said don't worry about it, we might just go back down to where we went last year for a week because, it's like I was saying to Joanne this morning, that this year they won't, they're not gonna worry whether they don't go on holiday but next year when Charlotte's at school and got all her school mates saying oh where did you go and
[Pauline:] Yeah
[Larna:] you know what it's like.
[Pauline:] That's right...
[Larna:] Ah, now that's the sort, they use the old B B C ones up the school and one's manufactured by Acorn...
[speaker004:] Do you need any help there at all?
[Pauline:] Erm yeah you got on, on the advert on the television you've got a P C, which one is it? You haven't seen it obviously [LAUGHTER]
[speaker004:] I've seen the advert it's embarrassing
[Pauline:] [LAUGHTER]
[speaker004:] it's probably either the five, oh dear, I don't know actually, we actually do several P Cs in the
[Pauline:] Yes I know
[speaker004:] because we're only a small branch, we only carry like one or two maybe
[Pauline:] Mm
[speaker004:] at the most, erm... is it I B M or
[Pauline:] No it's an Amstrad
[speaker004:] An Amstrad, is it five O or five two eight six?
[Pauline:] I can't remember, that's what I've come in to find out
[speaker004:] It could be the five two eight there's a five two eighty sixty two which is, about two hundred pounds, which is like a better machine
[Pauline:] Yeah
[speaker004:] erm which we do, which we haven't got in stock at the moment, but we can always get hold of
[Pauline:] Right, well I think the best thing to do is to leave it until I see the advert again
[speaker004:] It's... so just enquiring on the catalogue interest, we've only got that one
[Pauline:] Leaflets, brochure?
[speaker004:] Yeah, yeah, is it the games pack one?
[Pauline:] No it wouldn't be the games pack, it'd be after that one
[speaker004:] Yeah, so erm Microsoft Works game pack... erm... see do that, so many in the range now these are like our, our highlighted deal ones you see
[Pauline:] Mm... I think I'm better off leaving it I think
[speaker004:] erm see there's five five eight six which is this one, it's forty hard drive
[Pauline:] the Basingstoke's a larger branch aren't they?
[speaker004:] Yeah they, they, they have a business centre as well you see, erm
[Pauline:] Right
[speaker004:] we can always get hold of the stuff here, save you lugging it around because they come in big boxes and that
[Pauline:] Yeah, yeah
[speaker004:] it's not a problem so if you just want to have a look round up there and sort of come here
[Pauline:] Yeah we've got relations in Basingstoke, so
[speaker004:] Yeah
[Pauline:] we can have a look down there tomorrow
[speaker004:] Yeah, we can always get hold of them it's just that we don't carry them, we're a small branch you see
[Pauline:] Right
[speaker004:] we've not got a big room
[Pauline:] No
[speaker004:] so
[Pauline:] okay then
[speaker004:] unfortunately, but, I, I would give you one of these, but I can't even give you one of these
[Pauline:] But you haven't got one [LAUGHTER]
[speaker004:] No, they only send us about three from the I believe they should be out in the like the National Press and things like that
[Pauline:] Yeah
[speaker004:] I'd imagine because they usually put it in
[Pauline:] Yeah
[speaker004:] things like the magazines the colour supplements and things like that
[Pauline:] Right
[speaker004:] but yeah the Basingstoke branch is the business centre and their business centre is like the size of this shop so it's
[Pauline:] Right
[speaker004:] And they've got a lot more and they would have them up and running as well
[Pauline:] Yeah
[speaker004:] so you could compare different ones and things like that
[Pauline:] Right I shall have to leave Gary in there for half an hour then [LAUGHTER]
[Larna:] Just drop him off and go to a canteen
[Pauline:] [LAUGHTER] Yeah []
[speaker004:] but
[Pauline:] Yeah
[speaker004:] sorry, we can always get hold of it, it's just we don't carry them here
[Pauline:] Right
[speaker004:] but as far as the search thing and stuff like that it's the same engineers we buy it from Bensons
[Pauline:] Yeah
[speaker004:] they can buy it from they just ring a telephone number
[Pauline:] okay then alright
[speaker004:] Alright?
[Pauline:] Thanks
[speaker004:] Thanks a lot, sorry about that
[Pauline:] That's okay... never mind, I knew it was gonna be a waste of time [LAUGHTER]
[Larna:] [LAUGHTER] You just thought you'd ask
[Pauline:] still perhaps we will get to Basingstoke this week didn't last
[Larna:] Didn't you go last week?
[Pauline:] No
[Larna:] why?
[Pauline:] Well I got home, I got everything all sorted out, Gary even left a message on the answerphone saying that he'd be home round about half past two and that
[Larna:] Mm
[Pauline:] and erm, ha, got home, didn't wanna go out, there was me I got changed, I put on those new leggings I was all in black I thought I looked rather nice, you know, and Gary said what you all dressed up for? I said oh we're going out aren't we? Oh I don't wanna go now
[Larna:] So you had a row
[Pauline:] No we didn't have a row he just went a sleep me Aar, me and Aaron had enough, we went for a walk down the lake
[Larna:] [LAUGHTER]
[Pauline:] we only went out for forty minutes, we were surprised how long we'd been gone
[Larna:] Ha
[Pauline:] erm, I had, he only had his wellies on and his leggings
[Larna:] [LAUGHTER]
[Pauline:] puddles were that deep, you know, puddles were that deep
[Larna:] [LAUGHTER]
[Pauline:] I said to him you're not going in the puddle, he said yeah I am, no you're not, yeah I am, he did
[Larna:] He did [LAUGHTER]
[Pauline:] so
[Larna:] oh well
[Pauline:] once he'd gone in there I, I let him get on with it
[Larna:] Yeah
[Pauline:] and erm I just stuck him in the bath when we got home
[Larna:] It's annoying that though innit?... Especially if you got ready to go out
[Pauline:] Yeah
[Larna:] you see, like, I mean I started staying at home on Saturdays and, I don't do nothing, if Tony comes home and says he wants to go out I get it ready then otherwise I just plan on staying home
[Pauline:] Yeah
[Larna:] oh I'm not gonna go all to hassle getting organized and he comes home and says he don't want to go out
[Pauline:] That's right
[Larna:] so I don't do it now till
[Pauline:] yeah
[Larna:] he comes home, then it's up to him.
[Pauline:] Yeah... Children's coming about eleven again
[Larna:] Yeah, well she comes down about twenty to now and has a natter
[Pauline:] Yeah
[Larna:] erm, have a talk and a laugh and she just stops for a coffee after
[Pauline:] Yeah
[Larna:] or a talk, well she doesn't have to rush home cos there's no one there like
[Pauline:] Yes, that's right
[Larna:] [LAUGHTER] you know... I'm gonna take the kids to see Snow White at the weekend
[Pauline:] Yeah
[Larna:] up Basingstoke cinema with me mum
[Pauline:] What tomorrow?
[Larna:] No probably Sunday
[Pauline:] Yeah could
[Larna:] erm
[Pauline:] I might give you a ring later and say can you have Aaron
[Larna:] Mm
[Pauline:] Gary's gonna find out, he's got
[Larna:] yeah
[Pauline:] chance of overtime so I said well if you can get it, get it and I'll
[Larna:] Yeah
[Pauline:] drop Aaron off in the morning
[Larna:] Yeah, no it wouldn't be tomorrow because I think my mum's working so
[Pauline:] Yeah... It doesn't say open that, and I pull the others
[Larna:] No I know... anything else you need to do? What's the time?
[Pauline:] Ten, ten past time
[Larna:] You wanna browse round Peacock's
[Pauline:] Yeah
[Larna:] or anywhere else while were here?
[Pauline:] erm
[Larna:] Woolworth's, let's go and have a look in Woolworth's
[Pauline:] Yeah
[Larna:] let's have a look in Woolworth's, I haven't been in there for ages, see what Easter eggs they've got
[Pauline:] Yeah
[Larna:] erm, oh cut through over there I suppose... I was thinking the other day when I worked out that money for Saturday is it, it came to something like two pound eighty when you had Jordan
[Pauline:] Yeah
[Larna:] and like six pound something when I, and six pound forty when I had Eran, so I thought if we call it six pounds for a Saturday, when you have Jordan I'll give you three pound
[Pauline:] Right
[Larna:] is that alright?
[Pauline:] Yep
[Larna:] Cos I thought if we round it off both ways
[Pauline:] Yeah
[Larna:] you know that, a little bit cheaper on your end and a bit more I give you... oh what's this stand outside the shop and talk day, carry on over there, so are you happy with that?
[Pauline:] Yeah
[Larna:] I don't want you not to be happy with it
[Pauline:] Yeah
[Larna:] you know, say
[Pauline:] Well it's all money innit?
[Larna:] Well, yeah, but I don't want you to sort of like
[Pauline:] As long as you get paid in the end
[Larna:] Oh yeah, I just didn't want you sort of be short
[Pauline:] Yeah
[Larna:] at the weekend or something
[Pauline:] No
[Larna:] you know, erm
[Pauline:] er no cos I pay my cheque in
[Larna:] yeah, alright then cos it's just three pound for last week then
[Pauline:] Yeah
[Larna:] and six pound fifty then week cos I won't, you won't have them on Monday but if she keeps working it'll be most Mondays anyway
[Pauline:] Yeah
[Larna:] so all the time I've got him
[Pauline:] Yeah
[Larna:] now, I don't know if they've got them ones in here, what they got in here... I wonder if my husband will remember to get me one this year?
[Pauline:] [LAUGHTER]
[Larna:] That'd be a first I can tell you, oh that's a good one innit?
[Pauline:] Mm, paying for the wrapping though
[Larna:] Oh it's only ninety nine P that one though innit?
[Pauline:] Oh is it?
[Larna:] Yeah
[Pauline:] Oh yeah
[Larna:] ninety nine P, no, it's a chocolate Easter egg that's all you get
[Pauline:] Yeah
[Larna:] Easter egg... then just, like you say mainly the packing I suppose, oh they've got some more over here, ah these are my kind, oh they're not bad are they? Little ones
[Pauline:] No
[Larna:] eighty nine P
[Pauline:] I like the cup ones, only what I, what they don't do which I think is silly
[Larna:] Mm
[Pauline:] as most Easter eggs go to kids, they put them in a breakable cup, while they don't put them in a plastic one or a melamine one
[Larna:] What's that for?
[David:] Yeah came out, last night
[Larna:] yeah
[David:] garage as well and the car didn't he
[Charlotte:] Look granddad
[Larna:] Yeah well they said it was rules and regulations
[David:] Yeah, but
[Larna:] but they told mum not to worry
[David:] shut up
[Charlotte:] Look granddad
[Larna:] Tut, oh
[speaker004:] Hello Dave... ...
[Charlotte:] I want my dinner
[Larna:] Come on then what we having for dinner?
[Charlotte:] Well I got Anthony a piece and butter
[Larna:] Right do you want some lunch in it Ant?
[Anthony:] That
[Larna:] What? Just butter?
[speaker004:] See you later folks
[Larna:] Yeah see you later Dave
[speaker004:] Bye, bye
[Charlotte:] Why did you come over then?
[speaker004:] Cos I wanted to see your dad
[Larna:] Here you go
[speaker004:] you don't mind do you? What was Snow White like
[Larna:] oh
[speaker004:] and the seven wolves?
[Charlotte:] Well, too bad
[speaker004:] Was, was it good?
[Anthony:] Me undo it
[Larna:] Go on then
[speaker004:] yes
[Charlotte:] I'm four years old
[speaker004:] I know you are
[Charlotte:] and I go to school
[speaker004:] and if you keep on you won't see five
[Charlotte:] I be to the I get five?
[Anthony:] Mummy
[speaker004:] [LAUGHTER]
[Anthony:] ma, ma
[speaker004:] bye bye my little girl
[Larna:] [LAUGHTER]
[speaker004:] bye bye happy
[Larna:] See you later
[speaker004:] bye bye Larna
[Larna:] See you
[speaker004:] See I kissed your mum
[Larna:] [LAUGHTER]
[Charlotte:] No
[speaker004:] [LAUGHTER]
[Larna:] See you later Dave
[speaker004:] Ta ta
[Larna:] Right, what else do you want to eat darlings?
[Anthony:] I want some cheese
[Larna:] You want a piece of cheese?
[Anthony:] Yeah
[Larna:] Oh I think you'd better let mummy do that er
[Charlotte:] I want some cheese
[Larna:] well the thing is if I don't do it, there's not gonna be enough there for both of you, if you hack it up darling, anyway I need to use a sharp knife
[Charlotte:] Mum
[Anthony:] Ah, don't put it on the on there
[Charlotte:] mum can I get some luncheon meat?
[Larna:] Yeah
[Anthony:] Mummy I want a big bit
[Charlotte:] I'm gonna
[Larna:] Yeah, you both got a big bit there and that gets rid of that then, right who want's erm some tomato sauce?
[Anthony:] Eh we got
[Larna:] do you want a bit tomato sauce Ant?
[Anthony:] Erm, yeah mum
[Larna:] Charlotte do you want a bit of tomato sauce?
[Charlotte:] Yeah, on my, on my bread, so I wanna spread it, mum I only want one piece of lunch meat
[Larna:] Get it off yeah I don't mind as long as you eat what you've got that's all
[Charlotte:] I need the board, where's my knife?
[Larna:] Oh what you want your little knife?
[Charlotte:] Yes I want to spread my sauce over
[Anthony:] And me knife
[Larna:] And yours
[Anthony:] Yeah and now I've got my gear and my I never got my
[Charlotte:] I don't, I don't need my fork or any no I, I have my fork too
[Anthony:] Mummy put it on, mummy me bear on?
[Larna:] No it's Sunday today love not on Sunday
[Anthony:] Not on
[Larna:] nothing, they're watching a film in there darling, so we're gonna sit out here okay?
[Anthony:] Have some dinner
[Larna:] Yeah, mummy's going to do the bingo in a minute
[Anthony:] in the dinner dinner
[Charlotte:] The you've got the copy of how to do that number one
[Larna:] Well I wanna do this bingo first cos granddad's
[Anthony:] Mama
[Larna:] got a lot of cards and it takes me a long time to do it
[speaker004:] ...
[Anthony:] cut my bread up
[Larna:] You want it cut in half? What cut in half so you can make a sandwich? Yeah... there you go, that's good innit?
[Charlotte:] Mum look I've put tomato sauce over
[Larna:] Well done
[Anthony:] Mum there I am...
[Charlotte:] one luncheon meat sandwich, oh that's gonna be nice
[Anthony:] no...
[Charlotte:] no... yeah... there that's gonna stick, it, there that's gonna just about do it, there, well that's going to stick it like that, so that'll stay sticky...
[Anthony:] Mum I don't want a bear on, mummy bear on tomorrow
[Larna:] No it's not on now till next week
[Anthony:] Oh bear on next week, he on a big, big big... and he's a nice [singing] row, row, row a boat gently down the stream, merrily, merrily, just uh, uh, uh when my night got him []
[Larna:] Are you singing mate?...
[speaker004:] ...
[Charlotte:] Mum, I'm making such a big sandwich
[Anthony:] Can you cut it up?
[Larna:] It's alright as long as you eat it
[Anthony:] Bye, bye... I can't do it, done it now, and a little bit and there...
[Charlotte:] Ah are you gonna eat that?
[Larna:] Yes he will in a minute when he's finished making it, won't you Anthony?
[Charlotte:] Have you finished making it yet have you?
[Larna:] Right, would you two like a drink?
[Anthony:] Me on Coke
[Larna:] You sure you'd like Coke or do you want some orange?
[Anthony:] We have Coke
[Larna:] Okay, are you sure, cos you've already had some Coke
[Charlotte:] Mummy me are gonna go in there
[Larna:] No no put them back in there darling, they're what we got at the pictures...
[Anthony:] A little bit
[Larna:] to see Snow White, didn't we?
[Anthony:] no, no
[Larna:] Next you wanna go and see Peter Pan?
[Anthony:] And, and er Cinderella...
[Charlotte:] What about Cinderella? We want to go and see Cinderella
[Larna:] Cinderella, oh I don't know when that one's coming down... if it comes down to the pictures we'll go and watch it, I'll promise you that, right, who's nicked my cup?
[Charlotte:] Er mum
[Larna:] Yeah, hold on let me just go in the other room and see if my cup's in there...
[Charlotte:] I made in it
[Larna:] here it is
[Charlotte:] mum
[Larna:] Yes love
[Charlotte:] I didn't want a drink
[Larna:] Oh well it's there if you want it
[Charlotte:] Ta mum, thanks that's what I needed
[Larna:] Just what you needed [LAUGHTER]
[Anthony:] Mummy get it a big, big
[speaker004:] ...
[Larna:] Oh right, you've all got drinks and you've all got something to eat, well while you're doing that then I must do these bingo
[Charlotte:] Yes mum, I don't mind
[Larna:] Let's put this away, I've got to find a space first
[Anthony:] Those are mummy
[Larna:] No what?
[Charlotte:] No please don't find a space
[Larna:] Oh I've got to find a space to get to a newspaper, to do the bingo numbers
[Charlotte:] Why you is it, why you eating a piece of luncheon meat?
[Larna:] Well, just something to nibble on that's savoury and not sweet
[Charlotte:] Like popcorn
[Larna:] Yeah, but that's sweet... rather that one was sweet yeah, cos you can get popcorn
[Charlotte:] sweet too
[Larna:] Yeah, but you can also get it with salt mm
[Charlotte:] Can't eat popcorn then
[Anthony:] You put erm
[Larna:] anyway salt's bad for you
[Charlotte:] Salt's bad?
[Larna:] Mm
[Charlotte:] Yeah, but you, you try the popcorn
[Larna:] Yeah darling but that one wasn't with erm
[Charlotte:] Pepper
[Larna:] No that wasn't with salt, that was just with erm...
[Anthony:] [singing] Row, row, row the boat, gently down the stream, merrily merrily life []
[Charlotte:] What?
[Larna:] Oh, hang on a minute darling, I've got to do this...
[Anthony:] hello, hello
[speaker004:] ...
[Anthony:] mum ma... erm, dinner, dinner our, dinner, I've got a
[speaker004:] ...
[Charlotte:] mum
[Larna:] Yeah
[Charlotte:] I want a bit of sauce
[Larna:] Okay, yeah, but don't go too mad... right, let's get all these bingo cards done, see if we've won this time, I doubt it very much, never won anything in our lives, I can't see us starting now
[Anthony:] Bye, bye, me see you later... hello, hello
[speaker004:] ...
[Larna:] Are you trying to sing Anthony Mark?
[Charlotte:] That's enough mum, I
[Anthony:] Mum ma
[Larna:] That's enough darling, you don't want to put too much on it, it's just a waste
[Charlotte:] There you go mum
[Larna:] Well put it over there
[Charlotte:] I've finished
[Larna:] Good girl, at least you've eaten it all up
[Anthony:] Mummy
[Larna:] Yeah
[Anthony:] mum ma
[Larna:] Mm... alright? Chew it next time I know, gonna see if other nan's in tonight aren't we?
[Charlotte:] Who nanny?
[Larna:] Yeah, if we've got time, right, see if mummy can, oh I know what I want before I do that it's alright, I just wanna get my head band, mummy's hair's getting long at the front, I must get Sara to cut it
[Charlotte:] Not mine
[Larna:] No yours is okay... ain't got no playschool next week, have we?
[Charlotte:] Ah?
[Larna:] Half term
[Charlotte:] Er mummy don't want that I've had enough
[Larna:] what's today's date? Let's see, it can't be then, that's dad's birthday, so it must be the twenty third today, look in my little book
[Anthony:] Mum ma are you doing in your little book [belch] er pardon me
[Larna:] Right twenty second, twenty two, who's what darling?
[Charlotte:] Who did blowed off?
[Larna:] He meant burped
[Anthony:] Who did burped?
[Larna:] You did you little piggy so you say pardon
[Anthony:] I say pardon
[Larna:] Oh that's alright then
[Anthony:] Me go up to bed
[Larna:] What now?
[Anthony:] Yeah
[Larna:] Alright if you say, before I start me bingo
[Anthony:] But mummy...
[Larna:] Careful, careful...
[Charlotte:] [singing] Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily, life is but a dream []...
[Larna:] Bring your chair over then and we'll wash your hands, hang on let mummy do it, don't drag it, good boy, let's run the tap then you can get back to sleep
[Anthony:] Me up
[Larna:] get the soap then
[Anthony:] Me, me
[Larna:] Don't take too long then cos that water's pretty cold... quick then... have you eaten that all up Charlotte?
[Charlotte:] I don't want any more bread or my luncheon meat
[Larna:] What you putting more sauce on for then?
[Charlotte:] Oh but this isn't my bit of cheese in
[Larna:] Oh, well, alright
[Anthony:] Yeah a bit cold
[Larna:] Yeah a bit cold, are you gonna dry your hands and I'll put your chair back right, bingo, well done Charlotte, what game we on? Four, one, two
[speaker004:] ...
[Anthony:] mum ma
[Larna:] Yeah
[Anthony:] er are daddy come in and daddy come out
[Larna:] Mm daddy won't be out for a while though he's watching Terminator
[Anthony:] He's got a lot of nasty in there?
[Larna:] It's got a lot of nasties in it that's why I'm sitting out here looking after you
[Anthony:] Having some dinner
[Larna:] Yeah, having some dinner, well we didn't have any did we, cos mummy took you to the pictures with nanny...
[Anthony:] [singing] Row, row, row the boat gently down the stream, merrily, merrily life... merrily, merrily life is but [] mummy
[Larna:] Yeah
[Anthony:] Mm
[Larna:] Don't knock the table
[Anthony:] mummy
[Larna:] Mm, Charlotte stop rocking the table darling
[Anthony:] Mummy
[Larna:] Mm
[Anthony:] me undone meat, meat
[Larna:] Well you'll have to get it out the fridge, alright let Charlotte get it cos she's easier to get it than you Ant
[Anthony:] The meat
[Larna:] Yeah, get the plate of meat Charlotte... good girl, well done
[Anthony:] Mummy
[Larna:] erm, I want a bit that's not got too much fat on it don't you? That's a nice bit
[Anthony:] Mm
[Larna:] Yeah, do you want that bit?
[Anthony:] I've got that on it
[Larna:] Yeah, give me the knife and I'll cut it off
[Anthony:] No, I want, me a bit tired
[Larna:] Yeah I know, but don't start going off to sleep now, not if you want to see your other nanny
[Anthony:] Nanny
[Larna:] You want to go and see nanny don't you?
[Charlotte:] Mum look
[Larna:] Oh actually come to think of it
[Charlotte:] mum look, mum look
[Larna:] Good girl, there you go
[Anthony:] We made it a nice one, yeah?
[Charlotte:] I'm not gonna talk to you...
[Anthony:] Why?...
[Charlotte:] mum look
[Larna:] When did that happen?
[Charlotte:] I bite, I was biting it
[Larna:] Oh well that's your silly fault then
[Charlotte:] I want a new one
[Larna:] You can't have a new one
[Charlotte:] Why? Cos we're not at the pictures
[Larna:] That's right
[Charlotte:] Quickly go to the pictures
[Larna:] Oh they'll be shut now won't they?
[Charlotte:] Why?
[Larna:] Well cos some, everybody has to go home, it's too late for you to be going out now anyway to pictures
[Charlotte:] What you doing?
[Larna:] Taking the fatty bits off darling, mummy don't like the fatty bits either stay at granddad's for a little while, while daddy watches that film and then go and see other nanny for a little while, cos you've got no playschool tomorrow so you haven't got to get up early have you?
[Charlotte:] Mum could you teach me how to play that?
[Larna:] Not now, no, we're having dinner and I'm doing this bingo for a minute... look bring your
[Charlotte:] Where is it?
[Larna:] get your pencil
[Charlotte:] I don't know where they are, they maybe in the front room
[Larna:] Run in and ask granddad where they are, but don't look at the telly, then come out and I'll show you how to do it...
[Anthony:] I am
[Larna:] Yeah, it's quite easy...
[Anthony:] mum ma
[Larna:] Mm
[Charlotte:] daddy wants a bit of Coke
[Larna:] Well come out and get it then, got the pencils haven't you?
[Charlotte:] Yeah
[Larna:] Mm
[Anthony:] Mum ma, I want a bit of that one there
[Larna:] Take that then... don't spill it
[Charlotte:] Don't you want to drink it?
[Anthony:] Me undone my, get, get my beat in, meat in
[Charlotte:] Ah
[Larna:] Vinegar
[Anthony:] Me like vinegar
[Larna:] Mm
[Charlotte:] mm
[Larna:] Right push the door up, push the door up if you've got pencils, good girl
[Charlotte:] I er, I bring
[Larna:] Right bring the tin round here and I'll find you a pencil... right, now bring your Snow White thing round, that's the best one to use, right
[Charlotte:] What about Anthony?
[Larna:] No Anthony's still eating darling, right, now that word there says Doc, D O C which is the name of one of the dwarfs, okay, so in all them letters there is the name Doc, so you've got to look for those three letters D O C alright, so you go along, no let me show you how to do it then. You go along... each line and you find a D there but there's no Os next to it is there? So you go along to the next D and there's no Os there, so you come down, D, no Os, so you keep going along the lines and every time you get to a D you stop
[Charlotte:] D O C
[Larna:] That's it, D O C and then all you do is you draw a line around it... oh dear, no we want another pencil, this one ain't gonna work on here is it? My, see if we can find a pen or something, that one might work, lean on the table cos it'll be easier...
[Charlotte:] Not too bad
[Larna:] Yeah, right, then you'll scrub that one out like that, cos you've done that one, alright, then you pick another word and you look for it, right look for Grumpy G R U M P Y and you start by going across the top, alright? You get a nice space to sit down at the table
[Charlotte:] move my plate and I'll sit here
[Larna:] Yeah, well what about saying please
[Charlotte:] Please... what did you say?
[Larna:] Now do it quietly
[Charlotte:] That big red one?
[Larna:] Well, no, er Grumpy
[Charlotte:] Where's Grumpy? I don't know what's in it
[Larna:] That one G R U M P Y, right?
[Charlotte:] Grumpy
[Larna:] Right, you do that and I'll do this
[Charlotte:] That one down the bottom
[Anthony:] Mummy I do, I do done me
[Larna:] Hang on, let me just do this game on card
[Anthony:] No
[Larna:] let me just finish this game
[Anthony:] No
[Larna:] You haven't finished eating yet
[Anthony:] No, me didn't eating now
[Larna:] What about your cheese?
[Anthony:] Eaten it
[Larna:] Yeah finish your cheese while mummy's finishing this card... and then erm...
[Charlotte:] Is that, does that a C, a proper C
[Larna:] Ah well you do it Charlotte you've got to match the letters up, not much good if I've got to stop to keep helping you is it? The idea is so you can do that while mummy does this...
[speaker004:] ...
[Anthony:] No, no, hungry
[Larna:] Thirty five, twenty one, fifty four, sixty nine, twenty, oh, there, five is not there
[Charlotte:] Ah, look I've got it... I saw this, one of those right, mum I finded erm one of those, but I just can't see any Cs or that number
[Larna:] Well Charlotte it's not easy, it's gonna take you a long time, but then so
[Anthony:] Mum, mummy
[Charlotte:] I can find C
[Larna:] mm, mm
[Charlotte:] that number with the and so that number
[Larna:] We're running out of room on this table
[Charlotte:] that number, that number
[Anthony:] Mummy move back
[Larna:] Where am I gonna move it to? Push, push it back there, then you can carry on eating if you want to, then you can sit there
[Charlotte:] that number
[speaker004:] ...
[Larna:] I'm only showing you once darling and then you'll have to do it or else I'll never get me bingo done, alright, you choose a word to look for like Doc
[Charlotte:] Mm
[Larna:] Right that's D O C and then you look on here and you look for a D O C, when you found it you put a ring around it alright? Like that
[Charlotte:] Mum I find it, C, that number, that number, that number
[Larna:] Yeah, but they don't join up Charlotte and then you cross and then you cross it out
[Charlotte:] Yeah but this can't find them
[Larna:] Right, so you cross this out and now you've got to look for another word
[Anthony:] Erm
[Larna:] it's very hard, if you can't do it go to the Snow White picture and colour the picture
[Anthony:] and me gonna do it
[Larna:] What? No, we'll, we'll do it together later when mummy's got time to sit and help you alright?
[Anthony:] Yeah
[Larna:] When I've done me bingo
[Anthony:] Yeah me gonna colour in on
[Larna:] There you go if I put the pencil there, don't knock it off though
[Anthony:] Why?
[Larna:] Cos you'll drop all your pencils that's why
[Anthony:] They're not there
[Charlotte:] No
[Larna:] Number one I think, no
[Anthony:] Mummy not it on there
[Charlotte:] No, no
[Larna:] Well get another one then
[Charlotte:] No
[Anthony:] Me got another one er one
[Charlotte:] me doing, I find a two that match up together mum, look
[Larna:] Yeah, but you've got to have a complete word that matches Charlotte
[Charlotte:] Look it matches
[Larna:] Look why don't you do the colouring for now and then I'll help you do that in a little while when I've done this bingo?
[Charlotte:] Alright
[Larna:] Alright, good girl
[Charlotte:] Where is this picture then? Here it is Snow White and the Seven Woofs
[Larna:] Dwarfs, not Woofs
[Charlotte:] No... ah it's going in the butter
[Larna:] No it's not
[Charlotte:] Ah
[Larna:] not if you don't move it, it won't go in the butter
[Charlotte:] Just leave it down
[Anthony:] I don't want and move it over
[Charlotte:] Right
[Anthony:] mum ma here
[Larna:] Look, why did anybody move it? Put it down where I left it, put it down, let go Anthony
[Anthony:] I wanna put it in the butter
[Larna:] It's not in the butter, look, let go and you'll see it's not in the butter, it is over the butter which is alright, now don't fight...
[Charlotte:] Who had the brown hat? But that and those had the brown set... that, that and that, right so it's on
[Anthony:] That one I'll do, he my are
[Charlotte:] Where's my
[Larna:] I do want it Anth
[Charlotte:] Grumpy, Grumpy
[Anthony:] Yeah
[Larna:] [sigh]
[Charlotte:] Grumpy over there?
[Anthony:] Mummy me go in it...
[Charlotte:] There's Grumpy... Grumpy, pink colour on there's brown work in Grumpy
[Larna:] There's thirty there
[Charlotte:] this do, this won't work on Grumpy, Grumpy do
[Larna:] Well
[Charlotte:] Mum, look what I've done Grumpy on done him, I've done him in the right hat you see
[Larna:] Well done
[Charlotte:] all the right hat that one
[Anthony:] Mum, mum, mum, mum
[Charlotte:] doing the right...
[Anthony:] oh me doing
[Larna:] Right
[Anthony:] up anot, he doing a that up, dearie me
[Charlotte:] You supposed to be doing that hat, that hat and that hat
[Anthony:] Me doing it that hat
[Larna:] Oh Anthony sit down before you fall off the chair
[Anthony:] Are you doing that one?
[Larna:] You're doing that hat right, you're doing the wrong hat aren't you? You're doing the wrong hat to Grumpy to Anth, you're doing the wrong hat for Grumpy
[Anthony:] [sneeze]
[Larna:] Bless you
[Anthony:] [sneeze]
[Larna:] Bless you
[Anthony:] Mm
[Charlotte:] How many more times are you gonna sneeze?
[Larna:] He might of been taking after Sneezy aren't you?
[Anthony:] Oh mum me do it, me are gonna do that and that in a minute
[Charlotte:] Right... that one... here he is
[Larna:] Anthony sit still you're knocking mummy's arm...
[Charlotte:] and like that, which way, which way
[Anthony:] I don't, ma, ma
[Charlotte:] What is his name? What is that one called?
[Larna:] That's Grumpy isn't it?
[Charlotte:] No that's Grumpy
[Larna:] Ha, I don't really know darling cos they all look so much alike don't they?
[Charlotte:] Oh well shall I just colour in the same hats then?
[Larna:] Yeah, I think that's probably the best idea
[Charlotte:] I think I... there
[Anthony:] Mummy doing
[Charlotte:] now I've got all of the hats on
[Anthony:] mum doing
[Charlotte:] now I'm gonna do
[Larna:] Five three, eight
[Charlotte:] a blue one
[Anthony:] Colour it in
[Charlotte:] a blue one
[Larna:] What?
[Charlotte:] Where's the blue?
[Anthony:] Mum
[Charlotte:] No I think I'll do a purple hat...
[Anthony:] erm, it, it go in here
[Charlotte:] where is, here we are
[Anthony:] Where's this gonna go?
[Charlotte:] I know where that one is... oh I need a colouring bit of that thing, colouring harder... there
[Anthony:] I don't know why
[Charlotte:] Doc has green hat, where's the, where's the green?... Grumpy, Sneeze, Grumpy
[Anthony:] Grumpy
[Charlotte:] Sneezy
[Anthony:] Grumpy
[Larna:] I wonder if Aunty Mandy will come down next week?
[Anthony:] Grumpy, Grumpy, Grumpy, Grumpy
[Charlotte:] Here that one
[Larna:] Have to give her a ring won't we Charlie?
[Anthony:] I'm doing it Charlie
[Charlotte:] Yeah
[Larna:] Yeah...
[Charlotte:] short one
[Anthony:] Mum
[Charlotte:] was that one... what was that man, what does the green man do mum?
[Larna:] What green man?
[Charlotte:] That one, what, what does he
[Larna:] I don't know looking at it upside down darling, hang on, oh keep yours, let me look at Anthy's... the green one?
[Charlotte:] Yeah the green one with the green hat, that one, that one that you're touching with your hand
[Larna:] Any, hang on Anth... oh the green one is... for what I can see on the picture, I think the green one is Sleepy
[Charlotte:] No read it what's on there, does it say Sleepy?
[Larna:] No it doesn't, I think that's just what it was Sleepy darling
[Charlotte:] Sleepy, now where's Sleepy, oh here he is, here's Sleepy
[Anthony:] Not that
[Charlotte:] here's Sleepy now he's gonna have a green hat
[Anthony:] Here he is
[Charlotte:] the green hat
[Anthony:] I did that on there
[Charlotte:] right and now erm... a...
[Anthony:] Mummy
[Larna:] Yes love
[Anthony:] me doing all green
[Larna:] You doing it all green are you?...
[Charlotte:] Erm do you want a little bit more table
[Anthony:] Er...
[Charlotte:] do you wanna little bit more table, that's gonna be alright because you've erm, if I move them... if you put on that, if I... hold them on my lap and then they won't get, you won't want to ask me, do you want another one?
[Anthony:] Erm, no, me want, me wanna do his, erm me wanna do it all green.
[Charlotte:] And when you want one tell me
[Anthony:] Yeah...
[Charlotte:] I know what
[Anthony:] er...
[Charlotte:] we've got erm, if we... you put mine over there and then the sauce there like that
[Anthony:] and er
[Charlotte:] and put and that up, any one if you turn yours round
[Anthony:] Yeah
[Charlotte:] and I move this plate
[Anthony:] That mine
[Charlotte:] Yeah, but you don't want to eat it
[Larna:] Where you going with that plate?
[Anthony:] Me wanna eat it in a minute
[Larna:] Just leave it there in front of him so that he can eat it if he wants it Charlotte
[Anthony:] Put it on here, there
[Charlotte:] I leave it right there and I...
[Larna:] When I've finished these Bingo cards anyway I'll, I'll give the table a good tidy up so we'll have more room
[Charlotte:] and if I move that, that on to there, then I... on there like that we can even put the red sauce there can't we, and see what
[Larna:] Just don't knock Ant's plate on the floor
[Charlotte:] No... see Anth look, if I put the butter up there
[Anthony:] Put that
[Larna:] Charlotte why you moving everything? It was all fine the way it was
[Charlotte:] I know, but where could we put the pencils on the table?
[Larna:] The pencils were alright...
[Charlotte:] Yeah but I did still did see... I do... I wanna do a blue
[Larna:] I hope granddad don't collect no more of these bingo cards... I'll never get through doing them all each week for him, I don't know why we do them eh Charlie he never wins?
[Charlotte:] He hasn't got lots, got a big one
[Anthony:] Er, erm
[Charlotte:] a big on there
[Anthony:] I want that one
[Charlotte:] Is that what it
[Anthony:] ah
[Charlotte:] Put this, that across
[Anthony:] mum, mum, mum, we I want red
[Charlotte:] What Ant?
[Larna:] What mate?
[Anthony:] Me want no got, me got a, me got a man
[Charlotte:] You've got the wrong hat haven't you?... Look green hat, purple hat, purple hat, green hat that's brown hat
[Anthony:] [sneeze]
[Larna:] Bless you
[Charlotte:] brown hat, brown hat, brown hat
[Anthony:] [sneeze]
[Larna:] Bless you
[Charlotte:] blue hat
[Anthony:] Mm, I wanna do
[Charlotte:] See you're doing them all green like you shouldn't be, you should be doing some brown
[Larna:] It doesn't matter Charlotte, so long as he colours it in
[Charlotte:] I'm colouring mine in nice and there's little nose
[Anthony:] Me I going on the pot
[Charlotte:] Oh they have the same noses, orange noses, mum have we got orange in here?
[Larna:] I don't know it's your tin of pencils, have a look
[Charlotte:] No we haven't... they'll have to have yellow noses then
[Larna:] Oh dear, you have got the sneezes haven't you?
[Anthony:] Yeah like man
[Larna:] Like Sneezy, yeah...
[Charlotte:] Yeah, like Sneezy... I can't see any
[Larna:] thirty five there...
[Charlotte:] I think we're gonna have grey noses...
[Larna:] So did you enjoy that film at the pictures then?
[Anthony:] Mum I only
[Charlotte:] What doing
[Anthony:] never dinner up
[Larna:] Well you've finished your dinner haven't you?
[Anthony:] No
[Larna:] Why, what have you got left to eat?
[Anthony:] I got a little bit of dinner, dinner there now
[Larna:] Right I'll put some more on in a moment, hold on let me do this little bit...
[Charlotte:] Not, it's... big, big nose now
[Anthony:] Erm
[speaker004:] ...
[Larna:] both look tired
[Charlotte:] What?
[Larna:] I said you both look tired, that's sat in front of that cinema screen all that time...
[Charlotte:] We look tired?
[Larna:] Yeah, does make you a bit tired when you're watching a big screen like that, it makes your eyes ache after a while, cos you're not used to it, but... still you can have a nice lay in tomorrow can't you, cos you've got no playschool tomorrow...
[Anthony:] Mum, ma
[Larna:] so we're all gonna have a nice lay in aren't we?
[Anthony:] mum, mum, ma
[Larna:] Mm
[Charlotte:] What else noses have I got to do this?...
[Anthony:] Mummy me getting worn out doing it
[Larna:] Pardon?
[Anthony:] Me getting worn out
[Larna:] You getting worn out are you?
[Anthony:] er doing it
[Charlotte:] Well it's a big
[Larna:] I'm getting worn out doing this, it's hurting my eyes after going to the pictures and then doing all these bingo cards for granddad
[Charlotte:] It still, it, it hurting
[Anthony:] I done that
[Charlotte:] my eyes too mum
[Anthony:] Mum I wanna go
[Larna:] [yawning] Oh when daddy's finished we can go [] you went to see your film now you've got to let daddy watch his.
[Charlotte:] Ha, I'm tired
[Anthony:] Mm
[Larna:] That's alright though because it doesn't, I'm not worried tonight because you can lay in tomorrow cos as I say there's no playschool or gymnastics is there?...
[Charlotte:] What
[speaker004:] ...
[Anthony:] go, mum, ma, I can't do any more
[Larna:] Well don't do it then darling, you don't have to do it
[Anthony:] Mum, ma
[Larna:] just sit down and finish eating your lunch, your dinner
[Charlotte:] And you've done them a bit all green haven't you, why don't you do some of erm
[Larna:] Cos he's tired ain't you love?
[Charlotte:] some, the other colours, look what I've done, I've done mine pretty
[Anthony:] Not at a pretty, I like it all green
[Larna:] He likes it all green don't you Ant?
[Anthony:] Mm
[Charlotte:] Yeah, but I like mine pretty so
[Anthony:] Mummy me nearly did it now
[Larna:] Jolly good, I think mummy's nearly finished her bingo too
[Anthony:] Mummy, I wanna dinner on, dinner
[Charlotte:] I'm finishing
[Larna:] I don't know why I bother though cos you never flipping win anything
[Anthony:] Oh yeah... oh yeah and me
[Charlotte:] you've got too many green ones haven't you?
[Larna:] If your mother wins anything it'll be a bloody miracle
[Charlotte:] What about it like this, see, I've done all those hats, I've done the, I've gone a great hat I have
[Anthony:] Mum, ma I want a great hat mum
[Charlotte:] I've done them all the right hats
[Larna:] We needed eighty five on the last one didn't we?
[Charlotte:] Hang on a minute, one, two, three, one, two, three
[Larna:] Forty five...
[Anthony:] Mummy
[Larna:] cor, yeah mate
[Anthony:] I want you to help me do that now
[Charlotte:] when do, do it
[Larna:] Oh yeah I've finished my bingo now
[Charlotte:] Oh I've forgot someone's hat
[Anthony:] Yeah
[Larna:] Who's hat did you forget? Come here then let's see if we can do the word search
[Charlotte:] This
[Anthony:] Mum I wanna do that one
[Larna:] Do what darling?
[Charlotte:] I wanna do the word search
[Anthony:] I do that one
[Charlotte:] I do
[Anthony:] I wanna do that
[Larna:] Right, I read what it says on here then, okay, you listening? [reading] Still the fairest one of all, Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs is back and coming to theatres everywhere, Snow White is a beautiful, captivating and timeless of the day everyone fell in love with her, in the world first full length animated feature. Filled with the magic and beauty that will continue to thrill audiences for years to come, Snow White tells the story of a beautiful young princess and her jealous step mother the queen. When the queen plotted to have her killed, Snow White is forced to hide in the forest that surrounds the castle, but not before being noticed by the handsome prince, helped by her animal friends and offered shelter by the lovable seven dwarfs
[Anthony:] Mum
[Larna:] she remained hidden from her cruel stepmother, knowing that one day her prince will come, Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs is a mor as memorable as the songs that fill the movie
[Anthony:] hello
[Larna:] [LAUGHTER] that fill the movie with music and everyone's heart of joy, with the contagious hit tunes Whistle While you Work, Hi Ho and Some Day My Prince Will Come, you'll be tapping your toes and singing along in no time, let the story telling magic of Walt Disney capture your heart
[Charlotte:] Mum that works, some, some
[Larna:] in this timeless classic Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs [] I know, but I've also got to do the tea as well for granddad and daddy and Phillip.
[Anthony:] And Karen
[Larna:] Yeah, no Karen's not here
[Anthony:] and bubber and big bubber, bubber not er bubber, here are...
[Charlotte:] Mum look this one
[Larna:] Hold on, what?
[Charlotte:] this, I've just done that so remember we've done it
[Larna:] Okay
[Charlotte:] this done that, see
[Larna:] yeah I'll be with you in a minute, hold on
[Charlotte:] Mum can you this
[Larna:] Yes in a minute...
[Charlotte:] What are you doing carried away that
[Larna:] there we go, I've done that now, right
[Charlotte:] Mum
[Anthony:] Mum ma
[Charlotte:] I've just done that to know with, we've done that okay?
[Anthony:] Mm
[Larna:] Yeah, that's right, I'll just pop the kettle on and then we'll start to find another, oh well done Anthy, well done. You going to get a different colour pencil and do a different colour little birdies?
[Charlotte:] No, erm
[Larna:] I wonder if any birds have eaten any of that erm food yet that's outside in garden at home?
[Charlotte:] Maybe not
[Larna:] No, we'll have to have a look tomorrow... they'd better hurry up and eat though hadn't they?
[Charlotte:] Well now what we're, we're we looking for here? For erm... G, A he only started to write Grumpy, mum look what I've started to write, Grumpy
[Anthony:] Mum ma
[Charlotte:] ah buy these
[Larna:] there's some Buttons here do you want some?
[Anthony:] Ah I want
[Larna:] No, I'll put them back in here then
[Anthony:] Yeah
[Larna:] Do you want them or not?
[Charlotte:] Mummy he had mine, I want mine, I want to read my own, I wanna, I wanna have mine
[Larna:] Right who's having which one then?
[Anthony:] Me having
[Charlotte:] I'm having
[Anthony:] here
[Charlotte:] that one, I'm having that one
[Larna:] Right, that's a good choice, okay
[Anthony:] Mum, ma
[Larna:] Do you want me to read them?
[Anthony:] Yeah
[Larna:] Alright then
[Charlotte:] I can read my own
[Larna:] Alright here we go then, here's Anthony's [reading] see saw marjory door, Johnny shall have a new master, he shall have but a penny a day, because he can't work any faster [] and Charlotte is, let's have a look then [reading] hey diddle diddle the cat and the fiddle []
[Charlotte:] I, I know that one [reading] hey diddle diddle the cat and the fiddle the cow jumped over the moon, the little dog laughed to see such fun and the dish ran away with the spoon []
[Larna:] Well done darling mm ah
[Charlotte:] I know that one
[Larna:] you really are getting clever aren't you?
[Charlotte:] I, I've always knowed that
[Larna:] Ah, well yes I know you've always known it
[Anthony:] Mum ma
[Larna:] Hold on, let me put some of this away... have you two finished with your plates?
[Anthony:] Yeah
[Larna:] Yeah, do you think you've had enough now? So if we move some of these off the table
[Anthony:] Yeah
[Larna:] we'll have more room to do our pictures...
[Charlotte:] I can do oh no
[Anthony:] get one
[Larna:] We don't want to go in the other room and watch the nasties do we?
[Anthony:] No I get down
[Larna:] So you've finished Anthony have you?
[Charlotte:] Mum look, I done my own buttons
[Larna:] Good girl
[Charlotte:] do you want me to do, I can do it
[Larna:] Charlotte have you finished with your dinner?
[Charlotte:] do you want me to do it?
[Anthony:] No
[Larna:] If he says no, he says no
[Charlotte:] Don't fight me
[Larna:] Don't fight nanny won't take your pictures any more, do you want me to open Anthony?
[Anthony:] Yes
[Larna:] If I do this to opening up
[Charlotte:] See saw, see saw, the marjory in a door
[Anthony:] Mum ma me wanna do a bit of green
[Larna:] Okay then, well you do a bit of green then, I'll tidy up and then we'll carry on
[Anthony:] What are them?
[Charlotte:] Ant what about erm Snow White's dress?
[Anthony:] I'm doing in it
[Larna:] Yeah, let him do it how he wants to Charlotte...
[Charlotte:] You can't do a green all that
[Anthony:] Mummy
[Charlotte:] know why? Cos it'll look stupid
[Larna:] We'll do erm another
[Anthony:] [whine]
[Larna:] perhaps another of drawing and that and then we've got to erm get pyjamas on
[Charlotte:] Why?
[Larna:] Well, because then we've got to sort out all our stuff to take home... well
[Charlotte:] What about
[Larna:] like I say there's no rush cos we haven't got to go, you haven't got school tomorrow...
[speaker004:] Hiya
[Charlotte:] Ah dad
[Larna:] Do you want me to make you a coffee in a minute?
[David:] Mm yeah
[Larna:] Eh?
[David:] please
[Charlotte:] Marjory door went off her car, eating her
[David:] Give us a kiss then
[Larna:] Put more water in then
[Charlotte:] along came a spider
[Anthony:] I miss you
[Charlotte:] and sat down beside her
[David:] You miss me have you? Liar
[Charlotte:] and frightened Miss Muffet away
[Anthony:] And frightened the spider away
[speaker004:] ...
[Charlotte:] From this map, this map work's on here
[Larna:] Mm, yeah well I will be with you in a minute darling, it's just that I've got a
[Charlotte:] hey diddle diddle the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the moon, the little dog laughed to see such fun and the dish ran away with the spoon, hey diddle diddle the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the moon, the little dog laughed to see such fun and the dish ran away with the spoon
[Larna:] Oh what am I doing?
[Charlotte:] the dish ran away with the spoon hey diddle diddle the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the moon, the little dog laughed to see such fun and the plate ran away
[Larna:] Dish ran away with the spoon
[Charlotte:] and the plate ran away with the spoon
[Larna:] No, the dish ran away with the spoon, the spoon goes with the dish darling
[Charlotte:] But look, look, it's a shape of a plate
[Larna:] I know, but it's a dish that goes away with the spoon love
[Charlotte:] hey diddle diddle the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the moon, the little dog laughed to see such fun and the dish ran away with the spoon... another packet of Buttons
[Anthony:] Me eat them?
[Charlotte:] No...
[Anthony:] Show me Charlotte...
[Charlotte:] There look
[Anthony:] Wait a minute... me only
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[Charlotte:] hey diddle diddle, the cat
[Larna:] I'll be with you in a minute, let me just finish making the tea
[Charlotte:] and the fiddle
[Anthony:] Mum, ma
[Larna:] Yeah, oh don't tip them all over the table sweetheart
[Charlotte:] Oh...
[Larna:] Right, I want a coffee
[Anthony:] Mum ma
[Larna:] Yes
[Anthony:] wait a minute, he and not got a ticket on
[Larna:] Well that's alright...
[Charlotte:] Hang on a minute... this one hasn't got the ticket on
[Larna:] Yeah well don't get muddled up whose is who
[Charlotte:] Why?...
[Larna:] I don't want you two fighting over them that's why, you know what you two are like
[Charlotte:] write your name on them
[Larna:] You can't write your name on them darling
[Charlotte:] You can
[Larna:] you just keep hold of yours and Anthony keep hold of his...
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[Charlotte:] L, O P, P, E, E, H, H, R, L
[Anthony:] Not
[Charlotte:] E, R, H, H, L
[Anthony:] Mummy
[Charlotte:] O, T, T, E... marjory door, the little bit more, in the and down came the spider and sat down behind her and frightened Miss Muffet away, [LAUGHTER] there's a spider
[Larna:] On about a spider
[Charlotte:] We're going
[Larna:] See little Miss Muffet?
[Charlotte:] Yeah Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet
[Anthony:] Yeah me a spider
[Charlotte:] Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet eating her curds and wheys, along came a spider, along came a, no I not say along came a spider and sat down beside her, along came a spider and sat down beside her and frightened Miss Muffet away...
[Larna:] Right I've got one more drink to make my dears and then I'll be with you
[Charlotte:] What about our drinks?
[Larna:] You've got Coke, that's your treat each week, cos you don't have it at home, you only have it on a Sunday
[Anthony:] I've not got in there
[Larna:] Yeah they're probably for little Robert darling, but he's not here is he?
[Anthony:] Mm
[Larna:] He didn't come up... Anthy out here
[Charlotte:] On the sun, with the
[Anthony:] There aren't any nasty in there
[Larna:] No but there will be in a minute
[Anthony:] Er, erm, me up
[Larna:] well they're all trying to watch the film... sit down
[Charlotte:] Mum he was here but we were too late
[Larna:] I know
[Charlotte:] to see him...
[Larna:] Right come on then, you've got to finish your right, come on Ant right, alright, let's go and see if we can find these words Anthy, Anthy, Anthy
[Charlotte:] [singing] Along came a spider and set down behind her []
[Larna:] Oh don't scrape your chair across the floor
[Charlotte:] Look the mat's working
[Larna:] What, why you've been crossing them off? Where's me pen?
[Charlotte:] I didn't cross them off
[Larna:] Right
[Charlotte:] I didn't cross them off
[Larna:] Okay you didn't cross them off
[Charlotte:] Look at this just
[Larna:] okay then, you've got to try and find Bashful
[Charlotte:] Where's Bashful?
[Larna:] Well find the letter B and you Anthy
[Charlotte:] Where's Bashful?... Is it down the bottom?
[Anthony:] [moan]
[Larna:] Aren't you doing it?
[Anthony:] No, not there, doing that bit
[Larna:] Oh alright then
[Charlotte:] What, what is the
[Larna:] You've got to find the letter B
[Charlotte:] Is that it?
[Larna:] That's a capital B
[Charlotte:] Bashful, I can't find the letter B
[Larna:] Mm
[Charlotte:] there's B
[Larna:] Is there an A next to it?
[Charlotte:] Erm
[Larna:] A capital A
[Charlotte:] No, that's not it, is it?
[Larna:] What about down there?
[Charlotte:] No
[Larna:] Mm, I know what the problem is
[Charlotte:] What?
[Larna:] Well there's young children
[Charlotte:] Yeah
[Larna:] hold on
[Charlotte:] Yeah
[Larna:] you're first taught to write in small letters, these crosswords or as they print most crosswords in erm capital letters, and of course you don't recognize them do you?
[Charlotte:] I don't remember
[Larna:] You don't recognize the two different types of As and Bs
[Anthony:] Mum
[Charlotte:] Is that it Bashful?
[Larna:] Yeah, but you won't find it in there because you don't recognize the letters darling
[Charlotte:] Well there's B and it's not
[Anthony:] Not on there
[Charlotte:] there, now what are we? Which? Where is it? Which one is it?
[Anthony:] Mum ma mum ma I'm not
[Charlotte:] where is it? Is it up the top B, that one
[Larna:] Yes, very well done Anthony
[Charlotte:] Where's
[Larna:] Mm
[Charlotte:] where's the first letter?
[Anthony:] Mummy
[Charlotte:] where's the first letter?
[Larna:] B A S H F U L it's down there, but it's all in capital letters you see, now you've got to find the diamond, which is what they, where did they, where were they looking for diamonds?
[Charlotte:] There
[Larna:] do you want the other half?
[David:] No
[Larna:] I've been sat there all evening nobody's eaten it so I thought I might as well get on and eat it
[David:] I've never tried it actually
[Larna:] It's cheesecake dear
[David:] No it's not like the cheesecake I had
[Larna:] Oh it's not a thick creamy one, it's a home made one innit? mm?
[Charlotte:] Let me sit on your lap
[Anthony:] Let me sit on the table
[Larna:] Half term next week innit mate?
[David:] Mm
[Larna:] Yeah, right, now we're going to look for diamonds, where were they looking for diamonds?
[Charlotte:] I've pointed that one off
[Larna:] That's it, no they went to look for diamonds in the cave when they went to work didn't they?
[Charlotte:] Is it that one?
[Larna:] That one
[Charlotte:] diamonds
[Larna:] Yeah
[Charlotte:] so now
[Larna:] you've got to find the letter D
[Anthony:] Mum ma
[Charlotte:] There
[Larna:] Yeah, then you've got to find the letter I, I think it's there D I A M O N D that's it there look
[Anthony:] Mum ma
[Charlotte:] Let me cross it off
[Larna:] Go on then
[Anthony:] I wanna help me do it
[Charlotte:] Where? There?
[Larna:] Okay love, yeah down there... around the D at the bottom and then back up to the D at the top...
[Anthony:] Why are you eating some, some cheesecake?
[Larna:] I think they saved it for me darling
[Charlotte:] There you go, I've crossed it off, look
[Larna:] Okay
[Charlotte:] I've comed it
[Larna:] cross it off down here
[Charlotte:] Oh look
[Larna:] [LAUGHTER] cross it off down there
[Charlotte:] Here?
[Larna:] Yeah, let me eat this last piece of cheesecake then I can help you
[Anthony:] I'm gonna buy you, er
[Charlotte:] Now what one are we gonna look for?
[Larna:] mm?
[Charlotte:] Now what one are we looking for? Now
[Larna:] Dopey
[Charlotte:] Sleepy? Dopey
[Larna:] Dopey my love
[Charlotte:] Dopey there, Dopey there
[Larna:] Do it in pen cos the pencil don't show up, yeah Dopey, D O P E Y we've got to find
[Charlotte:] Let me do the pen, so it's that one
[Larna:] Yep
[Charlotte:] Right, where I do
[Larna:] Oh I can see it
[Charlotte:] There?
[Larna:] No
[Charlotte:] Erm where?
[Larna:] There D O P E Y
[Charlotte:] There, start from there
[Larna:] No Charlotte, did I just say there?
[Charlotte:] I didn't, I didn't, I wasn't
[Larna:] D O P E Y
[Anthony:] Er what about, got me
[Larna:] Yeah
[Charlotte:] Start from there?
[Larna:] Yeah D O P E Y right now cross Dopey off your list
[Charlotte:] Where?
[Larna:] Yeah, that's it right that's enough, now we're gonna find Grumpy, I can see Grumpy up there look, G R U M P Y
[Charlotte:] That one?
[Larna:] Yes, G R U M P Y, so you've got to draw a circle round Grumpy
[Charlotte:] Round them
[Larna:] That's it all the way along to the letter Y
[Anthony:] Mum ma mum ma
[Charlotte:] there
[Larna:] That's it come round the Y, now go back to the G, start, where you going?
[Anthony:] Mum ma, mum ma
[Larna:] I can't see a blinking thing you're doing
[Anthony:] mum ma when me in the morning
[Larna:] Mm
[Anthony:] when me in the morning
[Larna:] Cross it off down there, yeah
[Anthony:] Look
[Larna:] Yeah
[Charlotte:] Here?
[Larna:] Grumpy there
[Anthony:] Mummy when me in the morning
[Charlotte:] Now I wanna look for that one
[Anthony:] when me in the morning, me wanna go on that
[Larna:] You wanna do yours tomorrow do you?
[Anthony:] Yeah, that
[Larna:] Right, now
[Charlotte:] I wanna
[Larna:] we're gonna look for castle
[Charlotte:] I wanna do that one
[Larna:] We've just done Grumpy, we're gonna do the castle now, don't point the pen up to your face that's how you get pen on your face
[Charlotte:] That one
[Larna:] Yeah castle
[Charlotte:] Right
[Larna:] Right, erm
[Charlotte:] now this one is gonna be a little bit harder for me
[Larna:] Yeah
[Charlotte:] Here it is C
[Larna:] Yeah there's the, no that's
[Anthony:] Mum, me a
[Larna:] there is is C A S T L E
[Charlotte:] C
[Larna:] C A S T L E, there's all wobbly bits in the table isn't there? Cross castle off
[Charlotte:] There?
[Larna:] Yeah, right, so we've done those and we've done Doc so now we've got to find
[Charlotte:] A bit of
[Larna:] no, no, they're all right, got to find dwarfs now
[Charlotte:] What's ah
[Larna:] there is is look D W A R F S
[Charlotte:] Right...
[Larna:] Cross it
[Anthony:] Mum, mum
[Larna:] Yes love
[Anthony:] Me wash up?
[Larna:] No I've done it all
[Anthony:] Oh
[Larna:] Right cross dwarfs off, that one
[Charlotte:] That one?
[Larna:] Yeah
[Anthony:] Mummy me wanna do it next
[Larna:] That's it
[Anthony:] time
[Larna:] now we're gonna find Happy
[Charlotte:] Happy
[Anthony:] it
[Larna:] Happy
[Anthony:] Mum ma
[Larna:] Yes Anthy
[Anthony:] do it
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[Charlotte:] Where's Happy, there it is, is that Happy
[Larna:] There it is H A P P Y, you've got the pen ready?
[Charlotte:] Mm, I wanna do it, there?
[Larna:] Yeah
[Charlotte:] So round there
[Larna:] No, see, you don't watch do you? Round... right now cross Happy off
[Charlotte:] There
[Larna:] No that doesn't say Happy does it?
[Charlotte:] That say Happy?
[Larna:] Mm
[Charlotte:] Does that say Happy?
[Larna:] Yes darling
[Anthony:] Mum ma
[Larna:] Right, now we're gonna find poison apple and I know where that one is
[Charlotte:] Where?
[Anthony:] Where?
[Charlotte:] Poison apple
[Larna:] along the bottom, the whole bottom line except for the letter T okay?
[Charlotte:] Yeah
[Anthony:] Mum ma
[Larna:] Go on then, what darling?
[Charlotte:] That one
[Larna:] Yeah, start from round there now go all the way along and around and all the way back and stop. Cross poison apple off
[Charlotte:] There?
[Larna:] Yeah
[Charlotte:] All of it?
[Larna:] Yeah
[Charlotte:] Poison apple off
[Larna:] Right stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop when you're told
[Charlotte:] now we want
[Larna:] Right prince
[Charlotte:] Prince, now that easy to find, I, hang on a minute I'll be able to find that
[Larna:] Alright then, I won't help
[Charlotte:] Prince
[Anthony:] Mum, ma
[Larna:] Yeah
[Anthony:] here
[Larna:] What darling?
[Charlotte:] Here's prince I finded it prince
[Larna:] Where?
[Charlotte:] Well that's that number, but it's not altogether is it?
[Larna:] No that's right, you've only found the letter P, you've got to find P R
[Anthony:] Mum ma
[Larna:] I can see it
[Charlotte:] There?
[Larna:] No
[Charlotte:] I get the pen
[Larna:] I wasn't gonna draw it
[Anthony:] Mum, ma
[Larna:] Just look, I'm not gonna do the circle I'm just gonna demonstrate where it is, P R I N C E, down to the E, hang on I've knocked the pen out
[Anthony:] Mummy
[Charlotte:] Down to there?
[Anthony:] start from there?
[Larna:] Start from the P not the N
[Charlotte:] The P there?
[Larna:] No, where's my finger, there, look... you don't watch do you, you, you're so worried about other things, right cross Prince off
[Anthony:] Mum ma
[Charlotte:] Prince
[Larna:] Mind you don't fall love
[Anthony:] Mm, me what a get
[Larna:] right, queen you've got to find now, that's enough, cor dear, you don't have to cross it off so you can't see it Q U E E N get up on that chair you're giving me headache keeping having to look round
[Anthony:] Mum, mum
[Larna:] What are you doing sat up in the high chair?
[Charlotte:] That over there with two R
[Larna:] No we're doing queen with two Es
[Anthony:] Mum ma
[Larna:] Want your Buttons over there?
[Anthony:] Yeah
[Larna:] And your drink? And your cat?
[Charlotte:] There's two
[Anthony:] and a do it on my button now
[Larna:] I wouldn't darling because that might be a bit grubby
[Anthony:] Mum I want it
[Charlotte:] Mum I finded two that's not together
[Larna:] Right which is, they're Anty's aren't they?
[Anthony:] Mum
[Larna:] well it won't make any difference, I'll give you a dish
[Anthony:] Oh I want
[Larna:] I get you a dish for them
[Anthony:] tip out there
[Larna:] No you don't want to tip it out on there cos you get germs darling
[Anthony:] Mm
[Larna:] Do you want a dish?
[Anthony:] No
[Larna:] I'll give you a dish, yeah I know, I know you're not to open them but I'm just making sure that you know that they're yours, now do you want a dish or not?
[Anthony:] No
[Larna:] Right
[Anthony:] I want here
[Charlotte:] I finded two but there's not
[Larna:] It's fine if you want to eat them Anthony but don't moan when Charlotte has hers tomorrow, there you go
[Anthony:] Er
[Larna:] and be careful because
[Charlotte:] Mum, I can't
[Larna:] it's a bit bent, your drink it'll fall
[Charlotte:] find two
[Larna:] You can't find it?
[Charlotte:] No, I finded two there but it's not together
[Larna:] Queen, right, well first of all
[Charlotte:] What? Ah that one
[Larna:] ah there it is, Q U E E N, right start from there
[Charlotte:] There?
[Larna:] Right draw a line along, go round the end
[Charlotte:] There?
[Larna:] Yeah, but you're not pointing the pen down, hold the pen up so that it makes the line
[Charlotte:] Right then
[Larna:] Oh it's hopeless trying to help you innit, you're so independent you won't have no one help you and the pen's not coming out, see you're not doing it right... I don't mind helping you, but you've got to let me show you, now go all the way along, round the Q, come round here, come round here, round here, back along, stop. Right cross queen off
[Charlotte:] That one?
[Larna:] Yeah
[Charlotte:] That one?
[Larna:] No, the queen, the top one, you know we're doing the top one, now we're doing Sleepy underneath it
[Charlotte:] There?
[Larna:] Yes, S L E E P Y Sleepy this one, not there, that one, okay?
[Charlotte:] That one?
[Larna:] Yes
[Charlotte:] So there's O
[Larna:] No wonder you give me headache sometimes having to repeat every thing tut, right... S L E E P Y, right so draw
[Charlotte:] That one?
[Larna:] a line from that S all the way down... to the Y, right round the Y and back up...
[Anthony:] Mum
[Larna:] Oh well put them in the dish, round and join if up, right now cross off Sleepy
[Charlotte:] There?
[Larna:] Yep, right now we're gonna do Sneezy S N E E Z Y, there it is, S N E E Z Y, so start from the S again, come down to the Y, go round the Y and back up to the S, not that wide and go back up, up side, the word Charlotte, alright now cross it off down there
[Charlotte:] There?
[Larna:] Now why you crossing Snow White off?
[Charlotte:] Oh, that's not Snow White
[Larna:] Yes it is, we've just done Sneezy
[Charlotte:] Is that it?
[Larna:] Yes, you're not me, oh I hate doing things with you this time of night you've got no concentration have you?
[Charlotte:] Now it's Snow White
[Larna:] Yeah, even though you've crossed it off, oh that's handy sitting right next to the bin innit? S N O W H... W W H I T E
[Anthony:] No ain't it in
[Larna:] Right start from that S... and bring your line all the way down to this E, that's it keep coming straight down,m,m, make the pen mark
[Anthony:] Mum ma
[Larna:] the paper
[Anthony:] let me make, get me down
[Larna:] Now you can cross Snow White off and all we've got left to find is witch, oh, there it is, right go from the W, W, W, from the W, right now come down, oh I'd better help with this one because it's diagonal, I T C
[Anthony:] Mum let me down
[Larna:] Right now cross witch off...
[Anthony:] Mm, mm mum I don't wanna... that
[Larna:] You have to get them on, pyjamas on, with the dressing gowns on, you little I'll go and get that big bucket
[Charlotte:] [singing] Everybody knows it's mine in moon, postman went [] [sneeze]
[Larna:] I tell you what your dad's taken us to playschool to show them at play school won't you?
[Charlotte:] Why?
[Larna:] Well show them that you've been to the pictures
[Charlotte:] Er, who, who why do they want to eat him?
[Larna:] Ah, well sometimes when they make popcorn
[Charlotte:] Yeah
[Larna:] right, popcorn starts off as little, like little brown seedy things and when it gets heated up it all pops up into fluffy white stuff, those little brown bits that nobody ate were the hard little bead things that didn't pop up, sometimes they don't pop up you see
[Charlotte:] Oh that's why you erm, tipped them out
[Larna:] Yes because they're not very nice to eat they just get in your teeth... I'll rinse these up
[Charlotte:] oh I'm gonna play a drum on this I can even play it like a drum
[Larna:] Ah, no, don't do that... Charlotte
[Charlotte:] [singing] Playing drum []
[Larna:] finish that picture I want to put your pyjamas on in a minute
[Charlotte:] Mm, mm, mm
[Larna:] You'll be able to show them what you had at pictures, won't you? When you go back after half term you'll be able to show Karen and Carol and Mrs yeah
[Anthony:] Erm at
[Larna:] that's right you'll have to show all your friends that you went to the pictures
[Anthony:] No, mum ma, mummy move it in there
[Larna:] Er careful, you gonna save them other Buttons for at home tomorrow?
[Anthony:] Yeah and in the morning and
[Larna:] yeah it's half term tomorrow so there's cartoons on tomorrow
[Anthony:] Me eat, me want to eat them and my, and my tomorrow
[Larna:] Alright then, mummy will, mummy will put them on the table?
[Anthony:] No put them in that bag in there
[Larna:] You want me to put them in the bag?
[Anthony:] Yeah and then
[Charlotte:] mum look what I've done, I did her penned eyes
[Larna:] Oh yeah
[Charlotte:] it look's beautiful don't it?
[Anthony:] I'm put in there, in that big
[Larna:] do what, are we gonna sort your pyjamas out now?
[Charlotte:] No
[Larna:] Well I think we should
[Anthony:] Mum ma, mum ma
[Larna:] Yes love
[Anthony:] we want to stay up here
[Larna:] Well get down and get your jarmies on and then you can get back up there otherwise, if we don't get them on, and when daddy's ready to go you're not going to have time to go and see your other nanny
[Charlotte:] Cos we won't be
[Anthony:] mummy me sit down and, and watch me mum
[Larna:] I am watching my love
[Anthony:] watch me now
[Larna:] You can do it all by yourself can you?
[Anthony:] Yeah
[Larna:] Well done, watch you don't spill that drink
[Anthony:] down there and me do it
[Larna:] Well done Anthony very good
[Anthony:] Me a big boy now
[Larna:] Well I think you most certainly are
[Anthony:] Who's that?
[Larna:] Oh either yours or Charlotte's
[Anthony:] I want to eat them
[Larna:] What now?
[Anthony:] Yeah
[Charlotte:] let's have a seen them on
[Larna:] No they're Anthony's Charlotte cos you ate yours, your went, your bag went empty cos you had Minstrels in it right are you gonna get up here then?
[Anthony:] Yeah, and me
[Larna:] And you can eat them while I'm getting your pyjamas on
[Anthony:] Yeah, that an idea
[Larna:] Yeah, come on then that an idea then?
[Anthony:] how good
[Larna:] Yeah you'll have to make sure you give your teeth a thorough clean, get up here
[Charlotte:] Mum look
[Larna:] That's pretty love
[Anthony:] me and that
[Larna:] yeah, come on then look at your nice posh shirt it's all dirty now, what?
[Anthony:] Me wanna do it
[Larna:] You won't be able to do it, it's all buttons, alright
[Anthony:] Me know how to do it
[Larna:] No don't just pull it you'll pull the buttons off, not poppers you no, fatty look at you... take it off then, no you don't take your shirt off like that, you take your shirt off like this, that's it, you're a big boy ain't you?
[Anthony:] No, me er leave my vest on
[Charlotte:] Ooh this is gonna be
[Larna:] Yeah you must leave your vest on
[Anthony:] Yeah
[Larna:] Okay, plonk your bottom down there and we'll undo your shoes
[Anthony:] No bum
[Larna:] Oh it's bum is it? [LAUGHTER] Sorry
[Anthony:] Mum look
[Larna:] Oh we got your slipper now
[Anthony:] me and put it on
[Larna:] Oh Anthony why can't you wait until I've got the other shoe off?
[Anthony:] Oh I've got a Pluto on jarma on me
[Larna:] Yeah
[Charlotte:] No Pluto
[Larna:] now you've got to get back up again
[Anthony:] Me, me have got on now and
[Larna:] as you're warm
[Anthony:] Yeah
[Larna:] I'll leave your top up, I just get your jarmy bottoms on, I'll leave your top off alright?
[Charlotte:] I'm warm
[Larna:] Yeah, that's alright you can leave your top off but you must put your bottoms on
[Anthony:] aagh
[Larna:] little on
[Anthony:] Ah nan bought ah in
[Larna:] That's the Coke that nan bought you, but we bought you some more didn't we, so we'll save them for tomorrow
[Charlotte:] We, you didn't bought us any more Coke
[Larna:] Yeah we bought you the cartons in the picture, Anthy let me do your pyjamas, you know they're there, you know that, what nanny got you?
[Anthony:] Oh yeah
[Larna:] Get up here, don't lay them down they might leak all over my books and I will be in trouble
[Anthony:] Yeah, I want
[Larna:] there stop worrying about everything, do you want any...
[Anthony:] Mummy me want to eat them in the high chair
[Larna:] You taking these off?
[Anthony:] Erm yeah
[Larna:] Right
[Anthony:] Mummy me want to eat them in that high chair, you staying out here?
[Larna:] Of course I'm staying out here until we go home in a minute, that film's nearly finished dad's watching and then we're gonna
[Anthony:] Mummy, mummy
[Larna:] Mm
[Anthony:] we wanna go in there
[Charlotte:] mum nearly finished
[Larna:] That's a good idea, that's why I've sat out here tonight darling, not watched the telly, cos there's a lot of nasties in those sort of films and they're not for little children
[Anthony:] I want a big
[Larna:] only little children go and see things like Snow White, Peter Pan, Cinderella
[Anthony:] Yeah, mummy
[Larna:] Mm when you get bigger you can watch the nasties, yeah, when you get a lot bigger
[Charlotte:] So will me, can I?
[Larna:] One day when you're all grown up, yeah
[Anthony:] Yeah you bigger and daddy bigger and er and
[Larna:] one day when you've got the worries of the world to think about
[Anthony:] Much bigger
[Larna:] Yeah
[Charlotte:] Everybody's bigger mum
[Larna:] If we've got a world to live in as they say
[Charlotte:] Better get my pyjamas on before they get, before daddy gets
[Larna:] Yeah, cos we've got to do your inhaler as well and we'd better wipe that all that muck off your face, all that tomato sauce
[Anthony:] Me washed my face in the bath
[Larna:] Yeah I know, but, I'll have to wipe it in a minute
[Anthony:] Why a Babywipe?
[Larna:] No I get some tissue
[Charlotte:] I'll do it
[Larna:] It's alright I'll do it
[Anthony:] Mummy me I mummy
[Larna:] Do your shoes darling please
[Anthony:] and me a little baby
[Charlotte:] What?
[Anthony:] and me a little baby me
[Larna:] did you?
[Anthony:] Yeah
[Larna:] Oh
[Charlotte:] Take me socks off?
[Anthony:] me a big boy now
[Larna:] No leave your socks on, just take your trousers off, either leave your knickers on or take knickers off it's up to you...
[Charlotte:] [singing]
[Larna:] You've got that song on the brain now haven't you, you leaving these on?
[Charlotte:] I think about it
[Larna:] I'd leave them on, might as well, seeing as you like wearing them
[Charlotte:] erm
[Anthony:] Mummy
[Charlotte:] What's Anthony done to his?
[Larna:] Well he takes his off, but he always takes his off
[Anthony:] mummy
[Larna:] You always leave yours on
[Anthony:] mummy, mummy, throw that in the bin?
[Larna:] These trousers fit you don't they?
[Charlotte:] Yep
[Larna:] If it's empty Anthony you can throw that in the bin
[Anthony:] No, me wanna cut it out tomorrow
[Larna:] Yeah you can put it in your playschool bag for cutting out
[Anthony:] Yeah that's an idea
[Larna:] Alright that's an idea then
[Anthony:] Mummy put it in
[Charlotte:] Mummy you screwed mine up
[Larna:] No I didn't, I brought it home, right put your bottoms on
[Anthony:] mummy save it
[Larna:] Hang on
[Charlotte:] I wanna take my my knickers off
[Larna:] yours is there, there look
[Charlotte:] I wanna take my knickers off
[Larna:] Well do it then, I'll put it in there
[Anthony:] And mine
[Charlotte:] Mum I'll leave them on.
[Larna:] Just make your mind up, cos daddy be out in a minute, that film's nearly finished
[Charlotte:] Is that right mum?
[Anthony:] Mm
[Charlotte:] Is that right?
[Larna:] Is the ticket at the back?
[Charlotte:] Oh no it's at the front
[Larna:] Well then it's not right is it?
[Charlotte:] That way
[Anthony:] Mummy
[Larna:] Mm
[Anthony:] and that goes on that
[Larna:] so I'm putting these other packet of Buttons with Anthony's, in there for tomorrow
[Charlotte:] I don't mind if you put them in there
[Larna:] Good, don't want to eat any more do we, you'll be sick
[Charlotte:] No
[Larna:] You've had a good day out today
[Anthony:] Mum ma
[Larna:] one, two, three, four, five
[Anthony:] mummy that'll go in there
[Larna:] Don't you want it?
[Anthony:] Me go and put it in a drink
[Larna:] Yeah
[Anthony:] me do it
[Larna:] No I'll do it, I'll erm clean your face in a minute then we'll all be ready when daddy's ready, how you going, wow a bit of a problem?
[Anthony:] Mummy I want a big bowl have a big bowl
[Larna:] Eh?
[Anthony:] I want a big bowl
[Larna:] Okay, there's your you'll have to put your top on in a minute, okay, oh it's filthy
[Anthony:] Me, me wash it
[Larna:] Why? Because it'll be time to go in a little while
[Anthony:] Mummy me wash it
[Larna:] No you can't wash it here
[Anthony:] Me wash it in the bath
[Larna:] That's not ours to wash darling
[Charlotte:] The bowl
[Larna:] Yeah it don't belong to us, okay puff on your inhaler, one, two, three, four, five, six
[Anthony:] Mum ma me me got it in
[Larna:] oh, puff, one, two, three, four, five, six, right, can you put those slippers on, I'll take your hair bands out, get your top on and that, get your face washed
[Anthony:] Can I, mummy I want
[Larna:] it'll be time to go in a minute, no I'll do it there's two in there
[Charlotte:] Oh...
[Larna:] can't take the top one out without taking the bottom one out first
[Charlotte:] Ow!
[Larna:] Sorry, sorry
[Charlotte:] Stop that
[Larna:] No sorry it's mummy's fault, she pulled the wrong one, that's it, good girl, I'll er brush your hair in a minute, get all your knots out, right, sit down for a minute, well turn round, there
[Charlotte:] No
[Larna:] you don't want to go to bed with knots in your hair
[Anthony:] Mum
[Larna:] Due for Sarah to come round soon to have it trimmed again ain't you?
[Charlotte:] No
[Anthony:] Not mine
[Larna:] Yes and yours
[Anthony:] No I'm not I, mum
[Larna:] You always have your hair cut every six weeks young man keep all the knots away
[Anthony:] mummy my
[Charlotte:] mine either
[Anthony:] pussy cat needs a cut he head too
[Larna:] There we go, ah
[Anthony:] my pussy cat got a knot in it
[Larna:] No your pussy cat's alright cos you washed his hair
[Anthony:] No, he
[Larna:] Yeah and bathed him
[Anthony:] yeah and got a knot in him
[Larna:] Well we're not bathing him again it takes three days to dry him
[Anthony:] Ah
[Larna:] it takes a long time
[Anthony:] No...
[Larna:] Right out
[Anthony:] Mum ma
[Larna:] Yeah, I wonder what cartoons they'll have on tomorrow for the kid's holiday ah?
[Anthony:] Might be Mickey Mouse, is he got on?
[Larna:] No
[Anthony:] Might be Donald Duck and Mickey Mouse and on the day
[Larna:] I think it was on this morning yeah but it's erm
[Anthony:] on tomorrow
[Larna:] No that's only on at the weekends darling
[Anthony:] Erm, mummy we go er on morrow
[Larna:] Right...
[Anthony:] Monday
[Larna:] Monday's tomorrow darling
[Anthony:] Mummy I, I never know
[Larna:] Well I don't know till we have a look at the telly pages at home
[Anthony:] Mummy and me I like in the morning
[Larna:] Eh?
[Anthony:] and me I like in the morning
[Larna:] Yeah
[Anthony:] me and got a dog, on a do that, that dog
[Larna:] Do you?
[Anthony:] that, yeah
[Charlotte:] No that's a word that not a dot to dot
[Anthony:] Me wanna do er a in the morning mummy
[Charlotte:] He said dot to dot, he wants to do the word
[Anthony:] No, what, me want to do a da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da
[Charlotte:] So have I got a new song
[Anthony:] ah, da, da, da, da
[Charlotte:] cat and the fiddle the little dog, how does the
[Anthony:] I can
[Charlotte:] the cat and fiddle go? Hey diddle diddle the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the moon, the little dog laughed to see such fun and the dish ran away with the spoon
[Larna:] Ooh we ain't done your faces yet have we?
[Anthony:] No Mary, Mary no, no, no... da, da, da, da, da, da, a, da, da, in the morning
[Larna:] Anthony
[Anthony:] Me doing that, mummy me doing that
[Larna:] Look at what?
[Anthony:] me doing that
[Larna:] Hold on I'll give you something to look at
[Anthony:] [humming]
[Charlotte:] I de, da, da, do, the dog do, do... I'll give him this one to read
[Larna:] no I'll give him this one cos I wanna look at that one
[Charlotte:] No I give him this one, there you go
[Anthony:] Mm, mm
[Larna:] Hang on to that one a minute Anth...
[Anthony:] Let us now, now now, me done Superman... me done Superman, done Superman, there are their
[Charlotte:] Don't [singing] da, da, da, da, do, do, there, their did you are, da de da are with the da, da, de, da, de da with the de da, mm, de, da, de, do with de, da, de, da, oh we're glowing in the glowing in the da, de, de, do, mm, mm, mm, all the off today, dab be de do, dab be de do, put on their clothes all the mauve colour their clothes in the mauve colour their clothes []
[Anthony:] I want
[Charlotte:] [singing] their clothes they wear, their clothes, their clothes, colour their clothes in the, in the merrily most []
[Anthony:] Me got a make a and my that
[Larna:] Yeah
[Anthony:] me not got
[Charlotte:] [singing] are all the same in []
[Anthony:] in there,
[Charlotte:] Mummy I got me
[Anthony:] and me got in and
[Charlotte:] green, green, da, da, do, do, da merrily, merrily life is but a dream
[Anthony:] Superman
[Charlotte:] merrily, merrily quite contrary we done, we da, da, da, de, de, do, da, de, da, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, da, de, do, da, de, da, erm da, erm da, de, do, de, de, de, da, de, de, do, da, do, give us the bag
[Anthony:] Aagh
[Charlotte:] give me
[Larna:] Hope you're not fighting... now wait a minute, wait a minute, let Jordan have some toys, he's only a baby, hello darling, hello... no, don't leave that there Jordan's playing with that darling, look show me this car you want, show me this car that you want
[Anthony:] I want the at here
[Larna:] Right, well let's have a look then
[Charlotte:] I want a car as well mum
[Anthony:] A car
[Larna:] No, you're a girl No I need to have a look at the picture Anthy, oh look Goofy's on again in a minute
[Anthony:] Gooey in a minute
[Larna:] Yeah...
[Anthony:] Mummy...
[Charlotte:] [yawn]
[speaker004:] ...
[Larna:] can mummy have a look then?
[speaker004:] ...
[Anthony:] Mummy ah, you've got them everywhere
[Larna:] That's alright you don't need to do them up...
[Anthony:] It's not cold, anywhere
[Larna:] Not found it yet?... Okay let me have a look
[Anthony:] Mummy
[Larna:] Yeah, but don't rip the book, don't rip the book or we can't show daddy
[Anthony:] No, no
[Larna:] Look what's on telly?
[Anthony:] Goofy
[Larna:] Goofy...
[Anthony:] I wanna get Goofy, Goofy, Goofy, Goofy, Goofy,Goo...
[Charlotte:] I can't see, I can't see...
[Anthony:] Ah, let me own
[speaker004:] ...
[Anthony:] Mummy, mum that, er that, mum ma, mum ma
[Larna:] Yes dar yeah... hello darling, what you got?
[Anthony:] oh no he bit a
[speaker004:] ...
[Anthony:] Mummy... mum I want to put it over, I want to put it down...
[Larna:] Hello darling what's the matter?...
[Anthony:] No, you, go down... mum down... mum
[Larna:] what's the matter darling?...
[Anthony:] My to do games do it
[Larna:] Oh darling what's the matter?
[Anthony:] do it... mummy, mummy
[Larna:] Oh I think I'm going to go and make you a bottle, make you a bottle shall I? Yeah you
[Anthony:] mum, mum do me and, and I only two
[Larna:] yeah let's put the kettle on first I don't want to...
[Anthony:] mummy, mummy...
[Charlotte:] Oh Jordan what's the matter darling?
[Anthony:] I want to put it back up, put it back up
[Charlotte:] Jordan what's the matter? What's the matter eh? mummy's gone to get the work, don't cry
[Anthony:] put it in
[Charlotte:] [singing] Everybody's up above the sky, everyone Monday morning upon the sky []
[Anthony:] Mum ma, don't want any more, don't want any more, don't want any more
[Charlotte:] can [singing] everybody knows his []
[Anthony:] mum ma
[Charlotte:] [singing] rainbow climbing high, everyone can see it climbing over the sky, rainbow, here's a rainbow [] yeah [singing] today poor he's lost his, he's lost the
[Anthony:] mummy I want a car
[Larna:] Mm
[Charlotte:] and didn't know where to find []
[Anthony:] I want a car
[Larna:] alright then
[Anthony:] ah, a car
[Charlotte:] [singing] he, little Bo Peep had lost her sheep and didn't know where to find her, leave her alone, little Bo Peep had lost her sheep and didn't know where to find her, leave them alone and they'll come home searching for them everywhere they, are, didn't []
[Larna:] Right if you had that new bed then
[Anthony:] Er
[Larna:] will you sleep in it like a good boy?
[Anthony:] yeah
[Larna:] Well daddy has got to say first ain't he
[Anthony:] ah me got a
[Larna:] if daddy says no though you can't have it alright? when he gets, when daddy comes home you'd better give him a big cuddle and ask him
[Anthony:] Mummy and that
[Charlotte:] What is that you eating?
[Larna:] It's a hard sweet
[Charlotte:] I want one
[Larna:] No they're horrible...
[Charlotte:] [singing] One to go []
[speaker004:] ...
[Anthony:] here we go all the toys, alright now, alright
[speaker004:] ...
[Anthony:] I borrow it now
[speaker004:] ...
[Anthony:] I'm busy
[speaker004:] ......
[Charlotte:] You okay?
[Anthony:] Ow
[Charlotte:] [singing] oh sing a song, sing a song round and round, round and round []
[speaker004:] ...
[Anthony:] mm a
[Charlotte:] mum and he was crying
[Larna:] Oh was he? I was just getting his bottle
[Anthony:] Mummy get him another toy
[Larna:] Hello darling, oh
[Anthony:] I'm tired
[Larna:] you didn't eat all your breakfast did you?
[Anthony:] Mum ma broke down
[Larna:] Broke down, you rescuing it are you?
[Anthony:] Yeah, er lorry, er look
[Larna:] Clever boy then?
[Anthony:] Yeah, mummy car, mummy car
[Charlotte:] [singing] Didn't know where to find him, leave him alone and they will come home wagging their tails behind them []
[Anthony:] Mummy er
[Charlotte:] [singing] Little Bo Peep has found her sheep, didn't know where to find them, they were sad on a leaving their tails behind little Bo Peep has found her sheep, didn't know where to take them, thank goodness your back on all is back, wagging their tails behind them []
[Larna:] come on darling it's alright
[Anthony:] That I've got it
[Charlotte:] [singing] Didn't know where to find them, leave them alone []
[speaker004:] ...
[Charlotte:] [singing] And didn't know where to find them, leave them alone and they will come home wagging their tails behind them []
[Anthony:] aagh...
[Charlotte:] [singing] Little Bo Peep has lost her sheep and doesn't know where to find them, leave them alone
[Anthony:] [singing] Sheep, doesn't, where to find them []
[Charlotte:] and they'll come home dragging their tails behind them []
[Anthony:] I can't down there down there, nee naw, nee naw, nee naw...
[Charlotte:] [singing] Little Bo Peep has lost her sheep when they are mine []
[Larna:] Oh Jordan come on, you was thirsty weren't you? Come here love, alright, sshh, sshh, it's alright
[Charlotte:] Mummy I got the all the children watching the pictures
[Larna:] sshh, sshh
[Anthony:] mum ma
[Larna:] oh darling come on, come on
[Charlotte:] mum
[Larna:] What oh you're tired
[Charlotte:] this is all the children watching the pictures
[Larna:] Yeah, Jordan's sleeping a little while in his cot, he's tired
[Charlotte:] I want something for lunch
[Anthony:] So I
[Charlotte:] [singing] Little Bo Peep has lost her sheep, didn't know where to find them, leave them alone and they'll come home, wagging their tails behind them, [humming] []...
[Anthony:] Mum ma, here
[Larna:] Oh go and put it in the bin then
[speaker004:] ...
[Larna:] oh, who's drunk all his bot-bot? Oh Jordan it's all gone, you can always have another one if you're still hungry, got some windy there?... Good boy... tired, yeah
[Anthony:] Mum ma it going
[Larna:] there's a good boy was that nice, yeah?... Anthy what you doing sat under the table
[Anthony:] Got a boat in
[Larna:] Oh
[Anthony:] it me get in it
[Larna:] Charlotte don't put pens in your mouth, I've told you about that before
[Charlotte:] Mm, can we play that game?
[Larna:] Not while Jordan's awake, we'll play it a little bit later he'll be
[Charlotte:] When will
[Larna:] going, he'll be going up into his cot in a minute, he's very tired, so
[Anthony:] Mum ma
[Charlotte:] I wanna have the lunch
[Larna:] It's not lunch time yet... I've got to sort out all these paperwork in a minute
[Anthony:] ah, me done it
[Larna:] It's a wonder you didn't wake the baby up with the noise you're flipping making.
[Anthony:] Done it
[Larna:] Get off of that
[Anthony:] done it, done it
[Larna:] Right, let's sort out here what we don't want then
[Charlotte:] Stop, get off of it
[Anthony:] Er you
[Larna:] Right we've got to keep that, I'll give you what I don't want and you can put it in the bin...
[Anthony:] Want that?
[Larna:] Right we want that one [shouting] don't take []
[Anthony:] Me want that
[Larna:] don't want that one
[Anthony:] me want that one
[Charlotte:] Erm you said I could have it
[Larna:] You can have that one as well, there's one on the floor you can have
[Anthony:] Yeah
[Larna:] you can have that, you can have that, move that Anthy, right there's one for you and one of those for you
[Charlotte:] Ah I wanna see what, what every one then
[Larna:] Here are then, here you can have all them then on the floor
[Anthony:] Mum ma
[Larna:] Yeah you can have it
[Charlotte:] I'm gonna have these, open, you can have this one
[Larna:] That goes with that
[Charlotte:] Oh mum can we open this and see if we've won?
[Larna:] Yeah you can have them and then put them in the bin cos I don't want them
[Anthony:] Me and me
[Larna:] mum there's some in there
[Anthony:] and that are
[Charlotte:] I can't open and see the big one
[Larna:] Mm
[Charlotte:] I can't open it to see the big one
[Anthony:] that, that, that, that, that, that
[Charlotte:] I can't open it to see what's it doing
[Anthony:] oh
[Larna:] Anthy what you doing?
[Anthony:] shall put it in there in there
[Larna:] Oh Anthy you collecting them?
[Anthony:] Yeah
[Larna:] Oh
[Anthony:] for my party, for my part
[Charlotte:] Erm want one of these? One of these?
[speaker004:] ...
[Larna:] Right I'd better keep them then cos they're different
[Charlotte:] Mum
[Anthony:] mum
[Larna:] What?
[Charlotte:] I don't want a plastic thing there
[Larna:] Right, well you'd better put them all
[Charlotte:] Where's it gone?
[Larna:] Oh don't worry about it now, all the plastic things then put... put on that blue leaflet for now and then when you've taken them all off you can put them in the bin.
[Charlotte:] What we won mum?
[Larna:] Number seven that says, win number seven.
[Charlotte:] What does, but, what, what, what do we win on the muppet What do we win on the muppet
[Larna:] It's not on that one it's this one, you don't need to send this one off anyway cos mummy already gets stuff from there
[Charlotte:] What do we win on
[Larna:] Hang on, hang on
[Charlotte:] erm this one? We win, what do we win on this one
[Anthony:] No, er
[Larna:] A little birdie look, number seven that, that's a magic swallow
[Anthony:] Mummy I win that
[Larna:] win number four
[Anthony:] Win number four
[Larna:] a proud sematic, chromatic cockerel
[Charlotte:] On the blue mat... we win number eight, we win number eight mum
[Larna:] Clever girl, that's an owl
[Charlotte:] Oh, see what else we win
[Anthony:] Er, mum mummy
[Larna:] Oh that one says void, don't win on that one no we don't win on that one
[Charlotte:] We win eleven
[Larna:] No that one says void ten, you don't win that one then... right that one's void Anthony, we don't win with that one either
[Charlotte:] Erm, this one, it won we need one of, one of
[Larna:] No void, don't win with that one
[speaker004:] ...
[Larna:] Oh win number three that a pelican...
[Charlotte:] Oh we win nothing
[Larna:] Win nothing, no
[Charlotte:] no, one of mine... I didn't win Ant, what you win, show us what you win...
[Larna:] Erm win number five, a rose bag, right, now you can keep the tickets if you want, but get all them little plastic things and put them in the bin
[Anthony:] Hooray
[Charlotte:] I want er, did we, what did we win? We win... win that
[Larna:] Right
[Charlotte:] win that
[Larna:] have a look the square
[Charlotte:] win that, win that, win, win that
[Larna:] what's the date? Monday
[Charlotte:] win that
[Larna:] this, is it Rosie and Jim on today?... Oh wow look at that... [shouting] oh the baby's in bed get your bum down here [], you know you don't go upstairs when he's in his cot Charlotte
[Charlotte:] Yeah but erm
[Anthony:] Me
[Larna:] shut the door, shut the door, before you wake him up
[Charlotte:] I've done it
[Anthony:] erm a, erm a, me erm, me a boy, me a boy
[Larna:] What's he, what's being a boy got to do with it?
[Anthony:] I don't know, I want to
[Larna:] Charlotte give him some more
[Anthony:] No
[Charlotte:] He has to try and get one
[Larna:] No, you share it out
[Charlotte:] [LAUGHTER] See if you can get one
[Larna:] Oh yeah that's nice, I like that, do you think that looks alright Charlotte?
[Charlotte:] Yeah
[Larna:] Charlotte Come in here then
[Pauline:] That, and a matching bed bedspread to go with the erm duvet
[Charlotte:] A new one, one with, this, it's coming out the
[Larna:] what?
[Pauline:] Matching bed duvet and
[Larna:] Yeah that looks nice, don't it?
[Charlotte:] Now we're gonna go inside like that right, inside
[Larna:] I'd prefer the darker colours
[Charlotte:] They're nice, we like blue ones don't we? Yeah, they're
[Larna:] You wanna go up and have a sleepy, you can
[Charlotte:] Right shall we, now we're gonna give, shall we give him a yellow scarf? Yeah yellow scarf
[Larna:] Come in then if you want me stop throwing tantrums
[Charlotte:] we have a yellow scarf, yeah, you don't want a yellow scarf
[Aaron:] Yeah I do
[Charlotte:] You do want a yellow scarf, you pick another colour what we gonna have for his hat, you pick what we're gonna have for his hat
[Larna:] Hang on
[Aaron:] er on, er on, er on
[Charlotte:] that one, brought out a red one, have we got any red? Yeah we have on the nose, but we
[Larna:] Are you tired again?
[Charlotte:] we need a that's not going to be a very good hat is it?
[Larna:] what you doing? What you doing? Oh that boy
[Pauline:] Mm
[Larna:] What are you throwing a tantrum for?
[Pauline:] Oh dear mm, yeah I'm looking at it
[Charlotte:] At least he's got someone Pauline like you
[Pauline:] Mm, you do it babe... Jordan hiya, hiya
[speaker004:] ...
[Charlotte:] Right put that back in my pencil case
[Aaron:] What Anthony been in
[Charlotte:] oh yeah Anthony this one's better isn't it?
[Aaron:] Yeah
[Charlotte:] Sharpen them
[Aaron:] mummy this one's better now
[Pauline:] Mm...
[Charlotte:] Yeah...
[Pauline:] Oh Aaron leave him alone, talk to him
[Charlotte:] Talk to him Aaron instead of punching him
[Pauline:] Come and fetch them, that's it
[Charlotte:] [singing] da, da, da, da, de, da, da, da, da, da, oh, everyone who's his flying over the sky, rainbow this is rainbow, da, da, da, da, de, da
[Pauline:] Jordan, boo
[Charlotte:] everyone who sees him
[Aaron:] Boo
[Charlotte:] over the sky []
[Larna:] Oh dear what's the matter? Oh what's the matter, do you want some more drinky? Now you've been changed. She said Alex said he wouldn't eat any breakfast this morning, he threw a tantrum
[Pauline:] Yeah
[Larna:] so I thought right, she said to me he'd want a bottle, so come like ten past eleven, he's like whinging, he's drunk all his milk, then went up and come down and eat all his dinner and his pudding
[Pauline:] Mm, mm
[Larna:] Had a tantrum this morning didn't you?
[Charlotte:] Oh no I haven't I don't want one.
[Larna:] I've got Kieran back for next week two weeks and then it's half way through March and first week in April I haven't got him, I've got three weeks
[Anthony:] Mummy I don't want one
[Larna:] well put it on the table then
[Pauline:] Gary's going to Norway the end of March
[Larna:] Oh is he?
[Pauline:] Yeah the end of March, mm for a week
[Charlotte:] I've still colouring this Ant, without you
[Anthony:] me do it now
[Charlotte:] You can't, me erm, a little bit, I want it nice, don't scribble over it
[Anthony:] I want
[Larna:] I shall go down to the coffee morning at playschool when they break up for Easter next week
[Charlotte:] Will you promise you won't scribble if you do it like that
[Larna:] and then they do some songs
[Charlotte:] and all the other ones
[Larna:] and they do some singing and everything and also they give out the bibles to those that are going up to school
[Pauline:] Mm
[Larna:] so it's quite nice
[Charlotte:] I've just done it pretty see
[Larna:] The only bit about it is you have to sit around when the vicar comes in and
[Charlotte:] you colour that bit
[Larna:] and give the talk to the kids on Easter and the religious side of it too you know and
[Charlotte:] erm, let's have a look, give me that and the pen
[Anthony:] No I wanna do that bit
[Pauline:] Mm
[Charlotte:] I don't know if I want it
[Larna:] which I think
[Charlotte:] yeah we'll have it
[Larna:] I know kids have got to learn about it but surely they can
[Anthony:] You did it
[Larna:] make their own minds up later on if they want to be
[Charlotte:] You are, were gonna have ten
[Larna:] why just come to the Church of England if they want to now, it doesn't go in
[Pauline:] No
[Larna:] it means nothing to them, what they did last year was sat there and got irritated and they kept like running about and couldn't keep still
[Charlotte:] oh yeah don't want a
[Larna:] cos they were listening to some
[Pauline:] Yeah
[Larna:] bloke going on about nothing to them, you know they thoroughly enjoyed doing the songs and everything, but when it came to listening
[Pauline:] Yeah
[Larna:] to why Easter egg being related to Easter egg, they don't give a damn, they just want to eat them
[Pauline:] That's right
[Charlotte:] Ready
[Pauline:] yeah
[Anthony:] Can Aaron go upstairs?
[Pauline:] Yes
[Larna:] Don't make a mess though, yes you can go upstairs, but don't don't make a mess, Aunty Pauline should of said that
[Pauline:] [LAUGHTER]
[Larna:] go in Anthy's bedroom he's got all his cars in there with his garage
[Anthony:] Yeah
[Larna:] don't go in Charlotte's bedroom, alright, alright, they might have to come down in a minute if you want to go up, ah?
[Anthony:] But I, mummy
[Larna:] Hold on, just go up the doors are open, I'll put the light on in a minute, we will won't we, yes we will, he's had a whole bottle of milk and a whole bottle of juice today, you are doing well aren't we?... I shut Ben in the conservatory now when I go out through the week, we just put him in the garage when we go out the weekend
[Pauline:] Yeah
[Larna:] in case we're out a bit longer, I said, Tony said we could leave him out there, but like he said if he starts weeing on the carpet
[Pauline:] Yeah
[Larna:] that won't be nice in the summer if the kids have got to go out there
[Pauline:] Mm
[Larna:] so... are you gonna finish that last bit off? Yes, no, you don't have to... no
[Charlotte:] He's nearly drunk all his juice up
[Larna:] He's had a lot to drink today haven't you? Yes you have, yeah
[Charlotte:] He still got a lot in the bottle there
[Larna:] There is some in there honestly, don't you want it? Give you er... oh, ah, hold on, er you don't want any hairs on it do we? Wonder what that doggy's barking at eh? I wonder what doggy's barking at? Yeah, what do you think of your toys to play with
[Charlotte:] Mum look at that poor man he's got lipstick on
[Larna:] Oh yeah
[Charlotte:] I like him with lipstick on, it looks like a lady it does, doesn't it?... With red arms, on, erm...
[Larna:] A dress I, I sent off for two sizes, I'm glad I did now because I thought you know that the small one would be okay for them, but it's not, there's the hat
[Pauline:] Oh yeah
[Larna:] and that's the dress
[Charlotte:] Is that the little, is that the little dress?
[Larna:] I thought for fifteen pounds, seven pounds and forty nine P
[Pauline:] Yeah, yeah
[Larna:] that's not bad and I went round to see Helen to see if she wanted this one for baby Anna but she said this one... there is another one in there, erm
[Charlotte:] Mum which
[Pauline:] How big do they think kids heads are because that just fits me
[Larna:] I know, which is a tiny one look
[Pauline:] Mm, don't know, do I know any little girls? [baby burped] Oh piggy
[Larna:] Oh that's a good one, see how small that one is compared to that one
[Pauline:] Mm
[Larna:] see that's just right for Charlotte
[Pauline:] Mm
[Larna:] Well I was gonna ask you if you knew any girls, I mean for seven pound fifty you can't go wrong, you can't even get that in town with a hat
[Pauline:] No
[Larna:] and I thought before I go and send it back, because I don't know of anybody
[Anthony:] Mummy
[Larna:] Yeah well go on then... I don't know of anyone though, I bought those kind of shoes there
[Pauline:] Mm
[Larna:] the bright, the pink ones will be alright won't they?
[Pauline:] Yeah the pink or the lilac
[Larna:] Yeah, so I thought I might nip into town sometime this week
[Pauline:] One thing they could of done... was put the same colour belt on the erm, oh ribbon on the hat
[Larna:] Yeah
[Pauline:] or this, that the same pattern as the dress on the erm, on the belt
[Larna:] got the right one for the right belt anyway yeah
[Anthony:] Mummy I'm a bit wet
[Larna:] Why you a bit wet?
[Anthony:] Cos er Aaron go a toilet, me need to go
[Larna:] Well wait for Aaron to come out and you, well you go in the downstairs one now, cos you've got the stool in there then
[Anthony:] No
[Larna:] then you and Aaron can play again
[Anthony:] no I want to go up there
[Larna:] Well, I mean it's there if you know of anybody, I don't know of anybody you see
[Charlotte:] Well you'll have to wait till Aaron comes out then
[Pauline:] Decide what age is that for, forty one
[Charlotte:] What you'll have to do
[Larna:] I don't know
[Anthony:] Get, that
[Larna:] I just ordered a forty one and a forty six
[Pauline:] Mind out Anth
[Larna:] Yeah I thought I might have to put another stitch in that to keep that on
[Anthony:] No, don't
[Larna:] just thread it through
[Anthony:] don't
[Larna:] Yeah alright, alright, you nearly knocked it off again now look
[Pauline:] That'll be a three year old wouldn't it? Sort of about three, two or three
[Larna:] Two or three yeah
[Charlotte:] Turn it up
[Larna:] Don't do that, that's Charlotte's hair
[Charlotte:] Mm...
[Larna:] Do you suppose that's supposed to be dead straight that or twisted?
[Pauline:] I think it's meant to be twisted
[Larna:] Mm
[Anthony:] Mummy
[Larna:] Mm
[Anthony:] want Aaron down now, red
[Larna:] There that's it
[Pauline:] Mm
[Larna:] So I didn't know anybody and I thought of well, you know
[Pauline:] Well there's Sian, they probably want one the same for Nicola, Jill
[Larna:] Er I can still order them, I mean if you want to take it around, you can take it and
[Pauline:] Mm
[Larna:] it's only seven, well it's seven pounds, forty nine P exactly
[Pauline:] Mm
[Larna:] and it was fourteen ninety nine in town so I thought well, sales out the old book
[Pauline:] Yeah, I can't even think of any nurses at the hospital, Louise her little one's three but she's more like a five year old
[Larna:] Yeah, Charlotte you're not putting that on the walls
[Charlotte:] No
[Larna:] Well then
[Pauline:] Erm
[Charlotte:] there's a little bit on there
[Larna:] Well don't
[Pauline:] Wendy but her one's four
[Charlotte:] see
[Pauline:] no she's five now...
[Larna:] Mm, just got to go and sort them out, hang on I'm coming up, I don't know why you didn't go in the downstairs toilet, it would of been easier for me then wouldn't it?...
[Charlotte:] What, make sure no one gets that plate, I'll do Anthony one, shall we? Eh?... He can play in your room, don't go and pull all your stuff out
[Anthony:] No
[Larna:] Leave him Aaron, Aaron I'd
[Pauline:] They were, they were down from six
[Larna:] leave him he's got the strops
[Pauline:] sixteen nineteen nine down from
[Larna:] go and shut up, go and shut that, my bedroom door please, I'd leave him, ah?
[Pauline:] sixteen nineteen nine they were
[Larna:] What's that? Oh it was sixteen nineteen nine were they?
[Pauline:] Mm
[Larna:] I wonder why they reduced them then, if they put them in the new catalogue, oh there's a slight difference ain't there, there's no bow
[Pauline:] Mm, I don't like the bow
[Larna:] No I don't, it's the wrong colour innit?
[Pauline:] Mm, mm
[Larna:] Oh sixteen ninety nine to seven fifty, it's cheap isn't it?
[Pauline:] Yeah, yeah
[Charlotte:] You don't know how old I am do you?
[Pauline:] Course I do
[Charlotte:] How then?
[Larna:] Having a strop out there is he?
[Pauline:] you're four and a half
[Charlotte:] No I four
[Pauline:] You're four and a half
[Charlotte:] [shouting] I be four [] I'm not four and a half am I mum?
[Larna:] I don't know I'm not bothered
[Pauline:] You're four and four months
[Larna:] Nearly four and a half
[Charlotte:] [shouting] no I four I said not four and a month [] I'm four
[Pauline:] Four and four months
[Charlotte:] four and four
[Larna:] It's going really quick innit, when I keep thinking about it when they go back after half term
[Charlotte:] Not four mum
[Larna:] they've got six weeks exactly until Easter
[Charlotte:] nearly four mum
[Larna:] and then when they break up for Easter and it's only sort of like whatever it is from now until September
[Charlotte:] no, no, no, no
[Pauline:] Mm
[Charlotte:] Aaron, Aaron
[Larna:] er and after the holiday she'll be going to school, it's frightening
[Pauline:] Yeah, that, what, just a quick look through here, they've got loads of dressy things for girls, not for boys though
[Charlotte:] Put the crayon back in, do you want to watch Chip and Dale?
[Aaron:] Er
[Larna:] There isn't nowhere really though is there? Apart, I mean whatever you get for boys it's the same, which is in different colours, bow ties and shirts that fit innit?
[Charlotte:] Can we watch Chip and Dale mum?
[Larna:] Yeah if you want to
[Charlotte:] Yeah put the, hang on a minute our exercises tape was in there
[Pauline:] Yeah I watch the Chippendales [LAUGHTER]
[Charlotte:] we were playing, we were doing our exercises, doing our exercises
[Pauline:] if you've got the Chippendales' tape [LAUGHTER]
[Larna:] Yeah
[Charlotte:] Mum does this, should, I don't know if this needs to be rewound
[Larna:] Let's have a look see if it's been rewound, yeah, mm actually you might not have to on that, that might just be there, oh dear he's throwing a strop up there
[Pauline:] Mm
[Larna:] for some unknown reason...
[Charlotte:] No
[Larna:] is it worth rewinding it Charlotte?
[Charlotte:] Oh no just leave out the bit where it was
[Larna:] Because if I don't you won't know what's happened will you?...
[Anthony:] It, it a in a minute, yeah, there
[Larna:] Nearly there
[Charlotte:] Aaron where's the prince, get into this pencil go and get it
[Larna:] Please
[Charlotte:] Please... put that back in can you for me Aaron
[Larna:] I've got to remember actually to get some birthday cards this week some time
[Pauline:] mm
[Larna:] Give me dad's to his yet
[Pauline:] Coming over Sunday at last
[Larna:] when's, when's his birthday?
[Pauline:] Sunday
[Larna:] Oh it is Sunday
[Charlotte:] Can you pass me a brown one?
[Larna:] Well while you're there you can give them to him can't you?
[Pauline:] Yeah
[Charlotte:] Pass me, pass me a brown one
[Larna:] I didn't go this, this weekend cos I won't see him Wednesday
[Charlotte:] pass me a brown one
[Pauline:] birthday and erm he said well
[Charlotte:] yeah, that's what I want that one you picking up one
[Pauline:] let's ask him if he wants to come over for dinner cos we don't have dinner until half four anyway
[Charlotte:] yes give it to me
[Larna:] Yes
[Pauline:] so erm, yesterday he had dinner round Joyce's, he said he'll come round a bit early and but we eat, we do it anyway so
[Anthony:] I don't like them
[Larna:] a little bit can't you? I mean if you left your dinner another half hour say till five
[Pauline:] Yeah
[Larna:] he might come anyway
[Pauline:] Yeah
[Charlotte:] Oh yes, do the blue sky then... I do purple, what I thought you wanted to do a blue sky?... Oh look he's magic, he
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[Larna:] They've got some quite good stuff in there
[Pauline:] Mm
[Larna:] and they're not badly priced, I like the furniture, I like that little cabin bed in there as well
[Pauline:] Yeah
[Larna:] I thought that might look quite nice for madam, see my two only ever had cheap beds to start with anyway, I knew that I'd get them better ones later on
[Pauline:] Yeah
[Larna:] you know, erm
[Charlotte:] You go like this, see
[Larna:] and like Helen, well Helen said why don't you wait until you move, and I said well that might not be all that, you know
[Charlotte:] you can do this sky
[Larna:] the way things are going that could be years
[Pauline:] Yeah
[Charlotte:] erm no not that bit, do the sky blue, now we're gonna have erm
[Anthony:] Er, erm
[Charlotte:] now we have a
[Anthony:] have a blue, blue one
[Charlotte:] I give this, this isn't purple one... that's a brown one
[Pauline:] Which is the cover for these? What on the same page?
[Larna:] Oh I don't know, I think it's on the same page as
[Charlotte:] use the brown somewhere
[Pauline:] Yeah
[Charlotte:] do a brown hat
[Pauline:] yeah, yeah similar to Aaron's maybe
[Charlotte:] which colour now?
[Larna:] Yeah it's got three chest of drawers at the end bit
[Charlotte:] and I'll do this, look and finish the snow
[Larna:] and sliding cupboard underneath the bed
[Pauline:] Yeah
[Larna:] and a couple of wardrobe as well, red and white
[Pauline:] Yeah, it's not a bad price
[Larna:] Yes I quite like... yeah you see she can have something like that look
[Charlotte:] it's your mummy, mum how do you think of that
[Pauline:] Mm
[Charlotte:] we've finished this snowman, mum look, mum look we've finished this snowman
[Larna:] and they're not a bad price for all that, you see and I'd get rid of her wardrobes that she's got
[Charlotte:] mum look we've finished this snowman
[Larna:] Oh yeah, and I quite like that, but if I had that, I'd like to I wouldn't be tempted to decorate his room
[Charlotte:] we did, we finished off all the snowman haven't we?
[Larna:] in wallpaper I'd do, I could make
[Pauline:] That's what we're doing in their room just one colour and put a border around it
[Charlotte:] a very, very, very, very long, long, long, long
[Larna:] I mean that is really nice that, they want thirty five quid for the headboard
[Pauline:] Mm
[Larna:] I'd want the wall paper and everything
[Charlotte:] I, I, I do
[Larna:] you know the lamp, the rug, it's really nice, but where's that, did you see that black furniture, oh I think that was at the front I quite like that for the boys bedroom as well with the bed set in
[Charlotte:] you know, don't know whatever colour you have, and you colour nice
[Anthony:] Mummy, mum, mum
[Pauline:] Yeah
[Larna:] you know
[Anthony:] mum
[Charlotte:] you know you buy all that and what's the matter?
[Aaron:] Mum, mum
[Pauline:] What?
[Larna:] But I still think
[Pauline:] Mm
[Larna:] I still think they've got a lot of choice in there compared to the big one, I always think they've
[Charlotte:] I think my, to do it a little bit harder
[Larna:] for one of those pillow cases I won't pay that
[Pauline:] Mm, no
[Larna:] I did notice in that they sell, sell erm cushion covers with the sofas
[Pauline:] Cushion covers with the sofas
[Larna:] Mm
[Pauline:] did you see them?
[Larna:] I think I did, I thought about that but I can't afford to do it at the moment there look see you can get the, the L ones the double seat ones and the little ones look
[Charlotte:] now I done the blue sky we've got to do
[Pauline:] Yeah
[Larna:] if you
[Pauline:] that's what we need
[Larna:] you order the colour
[Pauline:] I'd, I'd have the plain it's better in the plain
[Charlotte:] but do, do the
[Larna:] I know what you do is you order the colour and it, where is it K, you order the colour and they surprise
[Pauline:] Yeah
[Larna:] you with the design
[Pauline:] Yeah
[Larna:] you see but I'd want floral anyway to go with one of them
[Pauline:] Yeah, well I've got floral, I'd rather have the plain
[Larna:] Yeah but I don't think it mm
[Charlotte:] no those, those, those are
[Larna:] no
[Charlotte:] I mean all those are
[Larna:] you see I, what I'll then do is get cushion covers for the cushion and get like the net ones
[Charlotte:] these ones I wanna do
[Pauline:] Mm
[Larna:] and go over
[Pauline:] yeah
[Charlotte:] oh yeah you can colour that bit if you like
[Larna:] I quite like plain but they're the wrong colour
[Charlotte:] cos that's what it looks like it's a snowball to me
[Larna:] It looks alright but then they're half way up
[Charlotte:] But you can colour it if you like
[Pauline:] Mm
[Larna:] and I'd rather make it, it went all the way up to there
[Pauline:] Yeah mine normally that
[Larna:] well yeah mine only, mine only
[Aaron:] you do that there
[Larna:] like that aren't they?
[Pauline:] Yeah
[Charlotte:] Yeah alright
[Larna:] Yeah the rest of oh what's the matter? What's the matter? Ah, ah, what's a matter little fellow? Can you hear that other one up there moaning
[Charlotte:] Alright then Aaron he's not coming down yet, he won't
[Larna:] I mean there's quite good, there's some good stuff in there when you think that should be in the big catalogue really shouldn't
[Pauline:] Yeah
[Larna:] it?
[Pauline:] yes, I mean they do do some of this in the big catalogue I had a look
[Larna:] I ain't noticed, maybe I ain't looked... yes pencil and some bananas... what's the matter?
[Aaron:] I didn't it, I'm mummy's
[Pauline:] Er let, let Jordan play with it babe cos he's getting upset now
[Larna:] look, I think we'd better put a dry bib on you as well, I think we've got one in here, oh we've got one in yeah in the kitchen ain't we?... No I thought there was another bib in here, I'll have to go and get you one out of the kitchen mate... oh yes we have, yes we have
[Aaron:] Baby having that that bib on
[Larna:] Yes that one says Thursday and this one says Friday, but it's Monday isn't it?... Oh dear I
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[Larna:] he's making a lot of noise for a little boy isn't he?... I think half his trouble is weekend
[Pauline:] yeah...
[Larna:] Oh nanny I weren't gonna see my mum Saturday, but she broke down Saturday night
[Pauline:] Yeah
[Larna:] coming to Andover to go up through
[Aaron:] Mummy
[Larna:] Chigworth to see the
[Aaron:] mummy
[Pauline:] Yeah
[Aaron:] mum
[Larna:] cos if they got
[Aaron:] mum
[Larna:] so they were stuck here to half eleven, so
[Pauline:] [shouting] What []?
[Aaron:] got these
[Pauline:] Right, well go away then
[Charlotte:] Does he keep pestering you?
[Pauline:] Mm
[Charlotte:] Mm, don't keep pestering your mother...
[Larna:] Of course we went to bed late last night as well
[Pauline:] Yeah...
[Charlotte:] Right
[Larna:] He's alright, I didn't get no hassles about like, that, no matter how many hours she's awake she never grumbles of being tired
[Pauline:] Oh
[Charlotte:] Oh no this one is a
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[Aaron:] Mummy I've got a police one
[Pauline:] Mm you have haven't you?
[Charlotte:] What's he got?
[Pauline:] A police car
[Charlotte:] A police car, I thought he said bleed...
[Larna:] Right, have you got anything in that felt tip Charlotte?
[Charlotte:] I haven't, it, get any on my trousers, I was licking
[Larna:] You better not get it on the furniture as well, keep it away from the furniture, now put it on the paper or else don't use it
[Charlotte:] right done, done it mum, I done it
[Larna:] Right
[Charlotte:] didn't put it on the sofa...
[Larna:] [yawning] oh dear me []... oh he's still making a noise up there
[Pauline:] Mm...
[Larna:] I don't know, even know what he's throwing a tantrum over
[Charlotte:] He said
[Pauline:] No...
[Larna:] [shouting] Charlotte watch that pen and get it out your mouth []... now either use it or put the lid on it and put it away.
[Charlotte:] I'm using it, it's just
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[Larna:] Don't you want to watch this video Aaron?
[Aaron:] Yeah
[Pauline:] Well watch it then
[Aaron:] Oh I didn't is want Chip and Dale on
[Pauline:] noise, you didn't want Chip and Dale tape on
[Aaron:] I did
[Pauline:] You did, oh
[Charlotte:] Yes, you want to choose another film?
[Aaron:] Yeah
[Larna:] [yawn]
[Charlotte:] He wants to choose another film
[Larna:] Oh does he?...
[Aaron:] No
[Larna:] his problem is he goes to bed at eight and he still get up at seven
[Pauline:] Mm
[Aaron:] Let him a do mummy, let him
[Larna:] What is it?
[Pauline:] Dennis
[Charlotte:] Dennis the Menace, I want Dennis the Menace on mum
[Larna:] There's Dennis the Menace upstairs
[Pauline:] Do you know how to work it?
[Charlotte:] I do it
[Larna:] [shouting] Come here []
[Charlotte:] Dennis the Menace, Dennis
[Larna:] jelly boy... put the tape in then Aaron and I'll press, there I'll fast forward it, no you've got it, you've got it, no you haven't got it round the right way
[Pauline:] Look at it, you know which way to put it in there, that's it.
[Charlotte:] I think I cannot use this felt tip
[Larna:] That's it come away from it Aaron don't touch any buttons
[Charlotte:] I'd better not use this felt tip
[Aaron:] No
[Larna:] Yeah come away, that's it
[Charlotte:] I'd better not use this felt tip
[Pauline:] Aagh, oh dear me
[Aaron:] What you doing?
[Pauline:] I'm tired and hungry your mum [LAUGHTER] hasn't had dinner yet [], put him up and dress and I thought I'm not gonna hang around doing something for dinner
[Larna:] Should of got something down town, that's what I usually do
[Pauline:] Yeah should of done
[Larna:] if I was in there
[Pauline:] I've got something for tea for tonight, I never thought of about getting
[Aaron:] what you gonna do?
[Pauline:] anything like I usually do
[Larna:] I'm just gonna sort that little boy out
[Pauline:] What's the magic word when you want something?
[Aaron:] Ta, mummy
[Larna:] Do you?
[Aaron:] Yeah
[Pauline:] Mm
[Charlotte:] What does he say when he wants something?
[Pauline:] Yes I need a drink please, ta
[Charlotte:] Oh
[Pauline:] There you watch this yeah [yawning] get me the box for this one then []
[Aaron:] I don't know then
[Charlotte:] Mum will you get me a drink?
[Pauline:] No
[Aaron:] Yeah
[Charlotte:] Why not?
[Larna:] Your mum's, your mum's getting one in a minute
[Charlotte:] You want a drink?
[Aaron:] Yes, is that
[Charlotte:] you get Aaron's drink and my mum will get my drink
[Aaron:] I, I, in that here
[Charlotte:] What, do you want apple the same as me?
[Aaron:] Yeah
[Charlotte:] Let see what's in there, oh apple
[Pauline:] Watch it, put the top on the felt tip Charlotte when you're not using it... otherwise you'll get it all over you, you get it over er everything else... Aaron...
[Aaron:] Mummy that's
[Pauline:] a doggy...
[Aaron:] mum, mum...
[Charlotte:] He said he's too, too, too, too, too big doesn't he?...
[Aaron:] I'm not getting any eat
[Larna:] Put a bit in
[Pauline:] er Anthony out, what you on about
[Larna:] Oh what a lot of noise over nothing, weren't it?
[Charlotte:] I shouldn't use pens should I?
[Larna:] What you done now?
[Charlotte:] Oh little bit over here
[Larna:] Show me
[Charlotte:] No
[Larna:] Show me
[Charlotte:] No
[Larna:] You're not gonna be able to brush it off, I'm gonna see it anyway
[Charlotte:] I won't wear them, it's gone now
[Pauline:] Not I think
[Charlotte:] It's gone
[Larna:] She couldn't of got any on then
[Pauline:] Only a little bit
[Larna:] Oh, I remember when I was a kid getting in trouble
[Charlotte:] Where I can't see any, it's gone, where gone, where is it gone you show me?
[Larna:] [yawning] Oh, oh mummy's tired [], how many times have I told you not to have the pen near the furniture though young lady.
[Pauline:] Yeah I just told her to put the top on the pen when she was having a drink, because she had the pen in her hand
[Larna:] Mm
[Pauline:] and she was having her drink at the same time
[Larna:] which is why I'm not so worried about replacing cushion covers with the it doesn't matter to be honest
[Charlotte:] I did put it on, when I had a drink and then I took it off again
[Pauline:] Yeah
[Larna:] I mean you get to this stage where a certain age you can say no you're not having it because they've got to start to grow up at some point and she likes using the felt tips and she's usually not too bad with them
[Pauline:] Yeah
[Larna:] but she tends like you say forget what she's doing and
[Pauline:] Mm
[Larna:] she'll sit down with perhaps a pen in her hand and then go up and
[Pauline:] mm
[Larna:] you can't stop them from using everything in time
[Pauline:] Yeah
[Charlotte:] [singing] Humpty Dumpty sat on the wall, Humpty Dumpty had a great fall all the king's horses and all the king's men couldn't put Humpty together again []
[Larna:] That's right
[Anthony:] I know it
[Larna:] [yawning] Oh crikey, oh dear [] did you get to Basingstoke Saturday?
[Anthony:] [singing] Humpty Dumpty sat on []
[Pauline:] Well we went over my mum and dad's er
[Larna:] You didn't get round Pam's?
[Pauline:] No
[Larna:] Did you go up in the car the other week when you was gonna go?
[Pauline:] No
[Larna:] You didn't get up there...
[Pauline:] I wanna see Pat see if she'll look after Aaron on Friday night, but Gary says he doesn't want Tim and Lorraine having him cos they smoke like a chimney
[Larna:] Yeah
[Pauline:] I mean we go round on a Saturday night and we come out stinking of smoke, cos they smoke one after another
[Larna:] Yeah
[Pauline:] and Gary says he doesn't want them going round there so I said well I'll ask your mum if she will then I can
[Larna:] What if you've chosen Lorraine though?
[Pauline:] I, I tell them that erm Pat offered, I'll just tell them straight to their face
[Larna:] Mm
[Pauline:] that, that Pat's having him, so erm, what I'll erm what, what we'll do then we can leave Duke over there and then I catch the, the train straight from work
[Larna:] Mm
[Pauline:] and we can go in when Gary's finished at two it'll be the set at half past two
[Larna:] Yeah
[Pauline:] so... and not only that if Gary meets me up the train station we can go straight into town on our own, leave him with Pat.
[Larna:] That's it yeah, it's not very easy walking around looking at things when you've got the kids tagging along with you
[Anthony:] And man all
[Pauline:] I don't mind I mean they always wanna run off with, one you've got to hold his hand or carry them
[Charlotte:] I ask mummy said you can have it
[Pauline:] or something, you know
[Charlotte:] mum, mum me and Aaron want some apple
[Larna:] Apple?
[Charlotte:] Yeah apple drink
[Larna:] Oh you want some apple do you?
[Charlotte:] Can I have some hot apple?
[Larna:] No not with all the children around darling, in case it gets spilt
[Charlotte:] Coke then
[Larna:] We're running out of apple aren't we? I've got to get some more, do you want a drink?... So you've got all your quotes in now for your furniture then?
[Pauline:] Yeah
[Larna:] Oh put that back on Aaron
[Pauline:] Put that back on Aaron
[Larna:] cos I might need that to send it back
[Pauline:] He's always taking labels off
[Larna:] I need that back on there
[Pauline:] Put it back on
[Larna:] You gonna stick it back on for me? Thank you, that's it
[Aaron:] There
[Larna:] yeah that'll do, so long as it's on there... good boy, so what one have you decided to go with then?
[Pauline:] Well it's all down to Gary now, is, I mean he still hasn't said yes or no or anything, it, but it, if we go for any of them it'll be
[Larna:] Mm
[Pauline:] the one that came out first thing Wednesday morning. They want, from the whole of the bedroom, from the alcove where we want the sliding wardrobes with erm single wardrobe, over the head surrounds
[Larna:] Mm
[Pauline:] with two, three drawer chests and then another wardrobe right up to the window erm sixteen ninety four
[Larna:] Yeah that's not bad then
[Pauline:] No that's not bad
[Larna:] No, is it?
[Pauline:] Yeah so we'll go for that I think
[Larna:] He's just like Tony, he'll say alright then get it done, get it sorted out and Tony will say well we can't really afford it now or no I've change me mind now I don't think, you know
[Pauline:] It's a bit they, I mean these people they even do interest free credit
[Larna:] Yeah
[Pauline:] over a year which I worked it out it'll be a hundred and forty one quid a month
[Larna:] Yeah
[Pauline:] so erm, I mean it's all down to Gary, I mean if he wants his new computer, I said to him I said you're better off getting you know extra three or four grand on the mortgage
[Larna:] Yeah
[Pauline:] and then he can get the computer he wants without moaning and then can get everything done in the bedroom without worrying about it
[Larna:] That's it
[Pauline:] and it, it'll only be, you know, that extra twenty quid on the mortgage a month
[Larna:] Yeah
[Pauline:] so erm, oh I let him sort it all out
[Larna:] That's it, the trouble is he's not enthusiasm cos you sort of like, if you like me you get all your hopes up you want
[Pauline:] Oh yeah
[Larna:] that's, that's gonna happen and the fellows go along with it like when Tony first decided to move and that I thought oh great he's found a place back in Basingstoke you know, we went and looked at them and everything and he turns round and changes his mind or he's in the, you know he's worried or nervous
[Pauline:] Well what I said to Gary I said when was the last time I ever wanted anything
[Larna:] er
[Pauline:] and I never want for anything and I said when, I said with you if you want something you get it
[Larna:] That's it
[Pauline:] that's how he's been brought up, if he wants something he gets it
[Larna:] Oh same with Tony yeah
[Pauline:] Yeah
[Larna:] Yeah
[Pauline:] which is why I said to him that yeah he can have a new computer, he can get what he, you know what he wants as long as I get my bedroom done
[Larna:] That's it yeah
[Pauline:] I've never wanted for anything
[Larna:] The thing is though they, they look at it, they always look at it that erm, they earn the money so they can go out and get it, you know, women aren't entitled to anything, they're just at home to look after the children
[Pauline:] Mm
[Larna:] What's the matter shall I do your other bottle for you?
[Pauline:] I mean if I knew for the fact that I was gonna get this job at the hospital I'd pay for it
[Larna:] Yeah... still you haven't even applied for that yet have you?
[Pauline:] No cos they haven't put it out yet
[Larna:] Oh, yeah let me go and make some drinks then, oh dear little man
[Pauline:] Yeah if I knew some facts that I had a job to go to, I'd pay for it myself...
[Larna:] Yeah, jump down a minute Anthy
[Anthony:] No
[Larna:] Yes because I've got to get drinks and I've got to put Jordan in his cot for a little while
[Anthony:] No
[Larna:] He'll have an hour
[Anthony:] No
[Larna:] Look Anthony
[Anthony:] No
[Pauline:] That's the sort of price that Gary was looking for to start with
[Larna:] Yeah
[Anthony:] No
[Pauline:] about fifteen hundred
[Anthony:] don't want to
[Pauline:] I mean it'll save on the wallpaper as well
[Larna:] That's it yeah
[Pauline:] we'll, we'll only have two walls to do...
[Larna:] Oh big bib
[Anthony:] Mm
[Larna:] you come up with me
[Pauline:] won't have so much carpet to get
[Larna:] That's right, yeah, come on you tired man let's get the others a drink
[Anthony:] Mm, mm, I want a drink
[Larna:] Stop whingeing or he won't go to sleep and then I can't look after you
[Anthony:] [crying]
[Larna:] Whinge bag...
[Aaron:] Mum an egg
[Pauline:] Mm
[Aaron:] I'm tired, mummy tired, mummy
[Pauline:] Mm
[Aaron:] mummy...
[Larna:] Funny noise, look I'll pick all these up and he won't go to sleep [LAUGHTER]
[Pauline:] Yeah, what is it quarter to three?
[Larna:] Yeah, but by the time
[Charlotte:] mum I can't hear
[Larna:] Sshh...
[Charlotte:] just leave him with his alarm on
[Larna:] No, you leave it, if he doesn't go to sleep he can come back down
[Pauline:] So I've done nothing today, I haven't even done one load of washing
[Charlotte:] I can't hear the telly
[Pauline:] I've got a whole basketful today, I just left it
[Larna:] Left it
[Pauline:] Yeah
[Charlotte:] I can't hear
[Larna:] Oh shut up er Charlotte it's on ruddy video, you can watch it any time, anyway you're colouring...
[speaker004:] ......
[Pauline:] Do you know what Gary yesterday at about nine o'clock he fancied a pizza, he said that he fancied a pizza, er Aaron come on in, pizza and erm garlic bread to go with it, well I thought I'm going in town so he's got that for tonight now
[Larna:] [LAUGHTER] I'll get you a drink in a minute Aaron hang on...
[Aaron:] Mummy...
[Pauline:] Is that
[Larna:] Argos, nine ninety nine, and it's got removable cov cover
[Pauline:] That's what I want for Aaron for his room
[Larna:] That's the cheapest
[Pauline:] Yeah
[Larna:] In my catalogue they're fourteen ninety nine
[Pauline:] but, do you, what an ordinary bean bag bean bag?
[Larna:] Yeah
[Pauline:] And erm I wanna get one of these
[Larna:] er yeah, that's a proper dog one and they said that'll take up to a size of a labrador that's why I got it, erm but the cover's removable and Have you ever seen any of them or not?
[Pauline:] No I'd like to [LAUGHTER]
[Larna:] [LAUGHTER]
[Pauline:] Well why not men go to the bleeding, er well it's like I've never been to a proper hen night, Gary's been to a, a stag night, with female strippers, I'd like to go to a stag, er a hen night
[Larna:] Mm... oh dear [sneeze] oh dear me
[Charlotte:] I'm gonna pretend I'm the little baby and you pretend your
[Anthony:] Hello
[Larna:] [shouting] Out, what did I tell you []
[Anthony:] Mummy
[Larna:] [shouting] I don't care what you're gonna say go out []
[Anthony:] I wanna
[Larna:] [shouting] don't let him in again, out [] If you wouldn't of let him that wouldn't of happened
[Anthony:] [crying]
[Larna:] then don't let him in and don't be such a wimp
[Anthony:] [crying]
[Larna:] you're alright go and get
[Anthony:] no
[Larna:] Well get in here and stay in here then
[Anthony:] [crying]
[Larna:] then get out
[Anthony:] [crying]
[Larna:] go and tell him off then
[Anthony:] No
[Larna:] Well shut up and let me shut the door
[Anthony:] No...
[Larna:] Anthony
[Anthony:] It out erm
[Larna:] Yeah and then when Alex knocks who will come through barking? Now get out the way
[Anthony:] No
[Larna:] Right you get in there
[Anthony:] [crying]
[Larna:] play me up
[Anthony:] [scream]
[Larna:] No
[Anthony:] [scream]
[Pauline:] That's Alex
[Larna:] Right, Alex is here now, you going out?
[Anthony:] [scream]
[Larna:] Go on then, right
[Anthony:] [scream]
[Larna:] she can hear and say how naughty you are, horrible
[Anthony:] [scream]
[Pauline:] There she is you'd better be quiet, don't let Boo in, come on in then Aaron don't let Boo in
[Larna:] Alright
[Pauline:] Go out there, go on
[Larna:] you coming in or you staying out?
[Anthony:] [crying]
[Larna:] Dog knocked him over didn't he, then you hit your head on your bike
[Alex:] Oh dear
[Larna:] Have you had a good day?
[Alex:] Not really
[Larna:] [LAUGHTER] Oh dear why's that?
[Alex:] Washing dishes not much fun hopefully something better will come along they've got to be, not a growing dead
[Larna:] [LAUGHTER] come here and shut up
[Anthony:] no [crying]
[Larna:] Well get off then no, no, stop [LAUGHTER] yeah
[Aaron:] Mummy
[Larna:] Shut up Anthony
[Pauline:] What?
[Aaron:] can I have a video on?
[Pauline:] No not now
[Larna:] You don't watch them Aaron, you put them on and disappear
[Pauline:] Yeah
[Aaron:] I want this one
[Pauline:] No, go on, go out and play
[Larna:] He had a bottle after you'd went
[Alex:] Oh did he?
[Larna:] yeah one whole bottle, erm I wouldn't go near him Aaron he's not in a very good mood
[Charlotte:] Mum
[Larna:] go and play with Charlotte outside
[Anthony:] Mm
[Larna:] Right then he went down, then he got up and had his lunch about one
[Anthony:] [crying]
[Larna:] Oh he's humpy
[Alex:] just now
[Larna:] No I just took him up
[Charlotte:] Oh mum I want to come back in
[Larna:] Oh alright, Boo go and lay down, Boo, out, lay down then
[Charlotte:] I didn't see baby Jordan
[Aaron:] He's asleep
[Alex:] He's sleeping
[Larna:] Yeah he ate all his lunch and his yoghurt and his
[Alex:] yeah
[Larna:] Changed a dirty nappy
[Charlotte:] I try
[Larna:] getting a bit half two, I took him up at twenty to by the time I came down it was quarter to three, he was really rubbing his eyes
[Charlotte:] Look what mummy let me have, look what I've
[Larna:] but he did go to sleep about then
[Pauline:] Very good
[Larna:] so he had two dirty bibs which are in there
[Charlotte:] Come let's go up there and make some, come on
[Larna:] erm Charlotte, Charlotte, Alex is talking
[Alex:] I was tidying up
[Larna:] a whole bowl of clean water over his nappy so if you wonder why I got through an extra nappy cos it wasn't to wear after was it?
[Charlotte:] Mum I told you to get me a drink
[Alex:] There was it, there was two in there wasn't there?
[Larna:] There was I think two in there yeah so I got one out
[Alex:] Did you have enough?
[Larna:] Yeah, I had enough I changed him
[Charlotte:] I told you to get me a drink
[Larna:] Well I'll get it in a minute I'm talking now
[Charlotte:] Who's is that drink?
[Larna:] That's Aaron's I'm sure he won't mind if you have a little bit
[Aaron:] No
[Larna:] Alright then
[Charlotte:] I want my own
[Larna:] Yeah I had enough, but it was just a waste of a nappy
[Anthony:] mummy I'm too hot
[Larna:] Take your jumper off then, do you want your jumper off?
[Alex:] I know the other I know this morning it's, I changed his nappy and I like always have a bottle of you know those you know just to wipe him down and everything in the morning, he just grabbed that and I could see this thing tipping and I went oh god no, please, because that could of been the duvet, the duvet covers
[Larna:] Yeah
[Alex:] the sheets, the mattress
[Larna:] Yeah
[Alex:] everything would be absolutely soaking, and I'd try and get it off of him but he holds on to it so tight
[Larna:] [LAUGHTER]
[Pauline:] Yeah
[Alex:] he just won't let go
[Larna:] Yeah I know he does hold on to things really tight
[Alex:] Mm
[Larna:] it was in here it was sort of like, he'd been niggly all day, he was tired, he sort of like knocked it over with his foot, and of course it went straight over the dry nappy that was laid out on the floor ready to put under him, I said oh that nappy
[Charlotte:] [singing] You do the okey cokey and you turn around that's what it's all about []
[Larna:] Oh do you have to sing and give us all a headache
[Pauline:] Where's
[Charlotte:] [singing] you do the okey cokey and you turn around that's what it's all about, you put your whole self in, in out, in out shake it
[Larna:] Boo under
[Charlotte:] all about you do the okey cokey
[Larna:] go and lay down
[Charlotte:] and you turn around
[Larna:] under
[Charlotte:] that's what it's all about []
[Larna:] Charlotte we're all trying to talk, get up there and sing if you want to sing.
[Pauline:] You wanna go outside?
[Aaron:] Mm, mm
[Pauline:] Go and let him out
[Aaron:] Go Boo outside
[Pauline:] [LAUGHTER]
[Larna:] Go on Boo out, do something dog, go and lay down and have a bark come on then... is he gone? Oh Charlotte's trying to lean against him and push him out, no he's settled for under the table now, now leave him Charlotte he can lay under the table, he's out the way over there
[Anthony:] [crying]
[Larna:] Oh shut up you're a whinge bag Anthy
[Pauline:] Aaron's like that in the morning
[Larna:] Yeah, boys are terrible
[Pauline:] threaten to take him home, once take
[Charlotte:] Leave him
[Pauline:] him home we, we, I was ready, I wanted to get to town by ten o'clock, ten to twelve we left, he wouldn't get dressed
[Aaron:] Found him
[Pauline:] so I said what, Aaron's playing with the dog
[Larna:] Aaron no, no leave him
[Pauline:] got myself ready I got my coat on and I said I'll see you later
[Aaron:] Boo, Boo, Boo
[Pauline:] you're not going without me I said you'd better hurry up and get bloody dressed then hadn't you?
[Larna:] Shut the door Aaron
[Pauline:] And ten to twelve we got out the door, oh I was just glad to get out, you know walking a bit of peace and quiet just, I could of strangled him, little git
[Alex:] Do you walk with him or do you put him in a baby walker?
[Pauline:] I, when, when we go down to playschool I walk but because it takes what fifteen minutes to walk into town I put him in the pushchair
[Alex:] Yeah
[Pauline:] it's less hassle
[Alex:] Yeah
[Pauline:] otherwise it'll take about, over half an hour
[Alex:] [LAUGHTER]
[Larna:] You get down side then by the time you've walked round
[Pauline:] yeah
[Alex:] And they're absolutely shattered and it's windy and
[Pauline:] Mm
[Larna:] You what
[Pauline:] you like to go in the pushchair don't you?
[Aaron:] No, I don't
[Pauline:] You was in a bad mood yesterday afternoon
[Larna:] In a minute
[Pauline:] Gary brought him up the hospital to meet me he wouldn't speak to any of the nurses
[Larna:] Anthy?
[Pauline:] like this, he wouldn't like up [LAUGHTER]
[Larna:] I tell you what make the most of it while he's a baby cos when they get like this
[Alex:] Oh yeah
[Larna:] cor
[Pauline:] [LAUGHTER]
[Alex:] I haven't got the patience
[Pauline:] I haven't got the patience
[Alex:] I tell you I, I don't know how you do it
[Larna:] Well it must be the age difference
[Pauline:] Yeah
[Larna:] Yeah in having said that you're the same age as me
[Alex:] I know
[Larna:] so
[Alex:] Mm
[Pauline:] I'm just used to it
[Charlotte:] I told you to get me a drink you
[Larna:] Ah ah
[Alex:] by the time I hope to four years [LAUGHTER]
[Larna:] no, no you don't speak to me like that
[Charlotte:] Please and thank you
[Larna:] Yes and I said I would in a minute darling alright?
[Charlotte:] Get your bum up
[Pauline:] Aaron, Aaron you drive me round the bend?
[Larna:] [LAUGHTER]
[Pauline:] You make me cross?
[Aaron:] No
[Pauline:] Do you?
[Aaron:] No
[Pauline:] [LAUGHTER]
[Charlotte:] Yes you do Aaron
[Pauline:] Oh god
[Aaron:] No I don't
[Larna:] You'll be alright, once he, once he starts doing it anyway you'll get to know how to
[Alex:] Right, to, I, I haven't honestly I've got no patience whatsoever, terrible
[Charlotte:] I'm going to get my own drink now
[Pauline:] Sometimes I quiver to
[Larna:] Get a drop of milk
[Alex:] Yeah
[Pauline:] or cos I only speak
[Charlotte:] Don't you look at me like that, I'm gonna have some apple [LAUGHTER]
[Pauline:] Fighting talk
[Larna:] You obvious to be naughty
[Charlotte:] [LAUGHTER]
[Larna:] yeah she'll be in trouble won't she, she often gets her own drinks anyway, she sort of like, she's at that age she can, it's only when they get out there together
[Pauline:] Mm
[Larna:] and she'll go and get the milk out and say I've just got myself a glass of milk mum, oh right, okay [LAUGHTER] not even aware that she's gone out to the fridge you know, fair enough we say ah, you don't do you?... No he was good yesterday though at the pictures, we took them out and they were like really good, we brought all the cartons home didn't we? Cos they've got like you know Bugs Bunny on all the cartons up there
[Alex:] Oh have they?
[Larna:] and the Warner Brothers Bugs Bunny and the popcorn, you go and get your popcorn dish out of thing, show Alex how much popcorn we bought, I mean you go up there and it's not like it used to be years ago a little bale of popcorn they sell them in huge great big cartons up there
[Alex:] Yeah
[Larna:] you know it's either salted popcorn or the sweet popcorn, I couldn't eat that amount of salt, it is chock-a-block full up with popcorn
[Alex:] Oh look at that
[Larna:] Yes, the whole thing was like a, a thing full of with popcorn, show Alex then
[Alex:] Mm I can't eat
[Larna:] That was medium
[Alex:] popcorn
[Larna:] there's small and large
[Alex:] God
[Larna:] there was, the big one is like this and I'm not kidding you. Groups go up there and they pay the money for it and they put it in the middle while you're waiting for the film, it's all carpeted and you can watch all the monitors and they just sit down this huge tub of popcorn [LAUGHTER] they had an op
[Alex:] How much are they?
[Larna:] Well that was on offer this week actually, that plus a great big bag of Minstrels I think was two, two fifty five
[Pauline:] That's not bad is it?
[Larna:] erm, erm normally they start at one thirty and they can go up to about three or four pound a great big tub. We went in and we paid seven pounds for me and my mum to get in, we didn't pay for the kids cos if they know they're gonna sit on your lap, they get in there for nothing, but once we get in there we give them their own chair anyway, providing you go in like it's not in the first week, the following week when the show is quieter and not so many people going
[Alex:] Mm
[Larna:] erm, but it cost seven pounds for me and mum
[Aaron:] No in there
[Larna:] to get in, three fifty each and then we paid another six pound, ten P and for that we had popcorn, Minstrels, one large Coke, a lot bigger than that and two small ones, and of course everything's got like all this on
[Alex:] Mm
[Larna:] so the kids like to bring it home, stick in the playschool bag, show them at playschool, actually they didn't show them, he puts it on his head as a hat
[Alex:] [LAUGHTER]
[Larna:] I haven't got the slightest idea what the kids are doing up there
[Alex:] They're sweet aren't they?
[Larna:] Yeah, which is why I only take them once every so often which is why I only have the two because it means I can take them, you know if you've got a family of four kids or something
[Pauline:] It's a bit expensive
[Larna:] it gets a bit yeah, which is why I'm gonna stick with two, I mean now they want to go and see Peter Pan next, when that comes down which will be what probably a month, about once every couple of months they'll go or once a month
[Pauline:] Mm
[Larna:] but we do if we look out when we see it coming down I save a couple of quid up each week that, then I've got the money again
[Pauline:] Mm
[Larna:] Yeah yeah let's have a look at that one, that's the large Coke
[Alex:] Mm
[Pauline:] Mm
[Larna:] Me and my mum bought one of those and we had that between us and we bought one of those each for the kids, even though she swindled sweets in her bag, we started taking sweets in the bag and bottles of drink, but that wasn't the same they wanted a cartoon cup, so we
[Pauline:] [LAUGHTER]
[Alex:] [LAUGHTER]
[Larna:] when we got up there, and next time we
[Alex:] It's good to go there isn't it?
[Larna:] Yeah, the thing is though, the daft thing is there is nothing small up there
[Pauline:] No
[Larna:] it's all big boxes of wine gums, fruit gums, big box, packet of Minstrels there are no small sweets for children at all
[Aaron:] Mummy that's Bugs Bunny
[Pauline:] Yes I know
[Larna:] You go into the pick and mix and seventy five P a quarter, so you get next to nothing in the bottom of the bag
[Aaron:] Bye, bye bunny
[Larna:] you know, but it's all these jelly sweets, you know choosing different jelly, jelly snakes and things, my two aren't into them
[Anthony:] Aaron
[Pauline:] Well it is Anthony's can you give it back please
[Larna:] Yeah I wouldn't run off with that mate
[Aaron:] Got bunny on it
[Pauline:] Yes I know it's Bugs Bunny on it and you've got a Bugs Bunny tape haven't you?
[Aaron:] I've got Bug Bunny tape
[Larna:] Yeah, they got, they've got a massive Bugs Bunny sitting up over the sweet counter as you go in
[Alex:] Yeah
[Larna:] absolutely massive it is, yeah
[Anthony:] Mummy
[Larna:] is it, they're gonna take this to playschool so you'll probably see it down there, they don't decide to keep them anyway, there's the other one there
[Anthony:] Who in there
[Larna:] it's a good outing out though
[Charlotte:] mum I've, I
[Larna:] Sshh, come in here, come in here and shut the door and
[Charlotte:] I
[Larna:] who, who left the door open out there? Go and shut it for me
[Pauline:] Erm Lewis
[Larna:] Aaron, erm
[Pauline:] [LAUGHTER]
[Larna:] sorry what, what was in here?
[Alex:] Mm
[Larna:] Just things like erm black penny sweets you get
[Alex:] Oh right
[Larna:] like little jellies, what else did you have in here? Oh little jelly shaped bears didn't you?
[Charlotte:] Yeah, and a
[Larna:] Erm
[Charlotte:] and a snake and
[Larna:] jelly snake you got didn't you?
[Charlotte:] Yeah
[Larna:] There's all this jelly stuff and they get fed up with that
[Alex:] Mm
[Anthony:] We got some
[Larna:] but where if they sold little packets of sweets
[Alex:] Mm
[Anthony:] Mummy
[Larna:] Opal Fruits and things like that I could of got them that but of course a great big bag of Minstrels, you couldn't just let them rummage through that, so what I done I took a couple of handfuls out and put them in here
[Pauline:] Yeah
[Larna:] with their jellies look
[Alex:] Yeah
[Larna:] but I mean it's seventy five P a quarter
[Aaron:] A
[Alex:] It's awfully dear
[Pauline:] One, two what?
[Larna:] er a friend of ours was up there
[Aaron:] a
[Larna:] and she had her
[Pauline:] What comes after two?
[Larna:] quite two happy in the bottom of the bag and it came to one fifty like you get caught out
[Pauline:] What come's after two?
[Larna:] once you've put it in your bag you can't put it back
[Pauline:] Three
[Larna:] Three you know it
[Pauline:] You know it
[Larna:] It's, you can put it in but you can't put it back with your fingers you don't realize it when you go up and get it and you ain't got enough
[Charlotte:] One, two, three, four
[Larna:] money you're stuck aren't you?
[Alex:] Yeah
[Charlotte:] What comes after three Aaron?
[Larna:] But apart from that pick and mix they don't do nothing else in small things
[Charlotte:] What come's after three Aaron?
[Pauline:] No
[Larna:] They hadn't salt me popcorn so I complained
[Charlotte:] One, two, you count, one, two, three, four, don't it
[Pauline:] Funny I've got a sweet tooth when it comes to like chocolates and things like them
[Larna:] Mm
[Pauline:] but popcorn so what, what I do like and I haven't bought any for a, for weeks I must admit you know them pink erm what they called er
[Charlotte:] one, two, four
[Aaron:] Me got
[Alex:] Shrimps
[Pauline:] shrimps in Woolies
[Aaron:] me er put it in there ah mum
[Alex:] And I like to eat erm the banana ones
[Pauline:] Yeah [LAUGHTER]
[Larna:] I like the old flying saucers with the sherbet
[Charlotte:] I had popcorn there
[Anthony:] eaten them down there
[Pauline:] Yeah I like, I like them shrimp they melt in your mouth mm
[Larna:] Yeah you show Alex how you wear that as a hat then
[Pauline:] [LAUGHTER]
[Anthony:] Alex, Alex
[Larna:] Put your drink up before it spills somewhere
[Alex:] And also had interest last week about two minutes I sat down I was just sitting comfortable
[Aaron:] Anthony I got
[Alex:] she says bye
[Charlotte:] Alex he wants to show you something
[Alex:] what then is to that?
[Charlotte:] We have
[Larna:] No don't crush it, don't crush it
[Alex:] I mean how, I was just getting comfortable and I thought oh god
[Charlotte:] Are you ready then?
[Pauline:] Mm
[Alex:] and he said yeah your I must admit that I chew a lot of gum
[Pauline:] Mm
[Alex:] you know like sugar free gum I've
[Pauline:] Yeah
[Alex:] always got chewing gum on me
[Pauline:] Yeah
[Alex:] so that I can chew
[Larna:] chewing gum always makes me hungry
[Charlotte:] Right here's your, here's your stick
[Alex:] Erm, er it, it depends which one it is
[Larna:] they say cos it makes your stomach think it's gonna get food
[Charlotte:] Oh no he
[Alex:] yeah and it's erm saliva and everything too
[Larna:] Yeah so I daren't eat chewing gum if I'm on a diet [LAUGHTER]
[Pauline:] Oh you don't need to
[Larna:] no but I oh I do sometimes, but today I'm not eating much but I'm not fat
[Charlotte:] Oh I dropped you
[Larna:] will you be quiet for goodness sake I can't hear myself think
[Charlotte:] Da, da, de, da
[Larna:] Sometimes I do be, I can put on weight really fast I can
[Alex:] in the morning
[Larna:] Charlotte
[Alex:] and I pig out at work
[Larna:] Right now put these up
[Alex:] and I don't have
[Charlotte:] yum, yum
[Pauline:] yeah
[Anthony:] Mum, mum don't put up there
[Larna:] I tell you what, what we bought up there you know we could of bought at least six bottles of Coke
[Anthony:] Aagh
[Larna:] two litre bottles of Coke what we paid to go in er I mean what we paid forty seven, seven pound, ten P
[Pauline:] Oh be careful Aaron
[Larna:] but still like mum says it's an afternoon out so
[Alex:] Well I'm a bit of
[Larna:] actually I tend to waste money cos I thought I'd sit here and moan about taking them out the cost of it, but then I considered spending a hundred pound on a bed that he probably doesn't even need, it's daft really innit?
[Alex:] Yeah, it is yeah
[Anthony:] Aagh, aagh
[Charlotte:] Put your nose into it there
[Larna:] Don't aggravate your brother
[Charlotte:] That'll be nice and smart won't it?
[Alex:] It's getting your priorities right isn't it?
[Pauline:] Yeah [LAUGHTER]
[Larna:] Yeah, but then I think well yeah you can moan about taking them out but that six
[Charlotte:] Oh no you have broken down
[Larna:] but nothing to show for it
[Pauline:] [LAUGHTER]
[Charlotte:] Fetch the hat quickly
[Larna:] You don't have to shout in my earhole
[Anthony:] [LAUGHTER]
[Larna:] did you want, did you have, do you want another Aaron?
[Pauline:] He's got one up there
[Larna:] Oh he's got one, do you want one Charlotte?
[Charlotte:] Erm yeah
[Larna:] Dad'll come home tonight and say who's eaten all the custard creams then, he loves custard creams
[Pauline:] Yeah
[Anthony:] And me ate them all
[Larna:] Don't talk with your mouth full, last two there... so do you think you'll get anything happen Thursday then or don't you honestly know, just ask them
[Alex:] I honestly don't know, when I spoke to her this morning she said she hasn't erm for a, for a few weeks now she hasn't placed anybody
[Anthony:] Er a my bic, bic
[Aaron:] me put the bag on
[Alex:] It really does
[Charlotte:] You shan't
[Aaron:] Mum, mum put a bag on, I wanna put a bag on
[Larna:] Are you only up here till Wednesday then?
[Aaron:] I put bag on
[Charlotte:] no
[Aaron:] Yes
[Charlotte:] No
[Larna:] Sshh
[Pauline:] Aaron
[Larna:] oh big mouth
[Aaron:] I wanna put I wanna put bag on
[Alex:] The M four she went and
[Aaron:] I wanna put bag on
[Larna:] Yeah it's gotta rewind, it's only going on quietly though
[Charlotte:] Yeah
[Alex:] Erm
[Larna:] [shouting] Boo go and lay down []
[Anthony:] Mummy eat my cream
[Charlotte:] You can wear your hat for bag
[Alex:] it's an awful day but I mean it's still money at the end of the road
[Larna:] That's right
[Alex:] isn't it?
[Pauline:] Yes, Charlotte be careful
[Larna:] I thought you was gonna say have your veins done is a normal job
[Alex:] I
[Anthony:] me ate my cream
[Larna:] you gonna have yours done Pauline?
[Anthony:] me ate my me ate my cream
[Pauline:] Oh shut up I've got bad veins
[Alex:] Yeah
[Larna:] Oh, oh dear
[Pauline:] just in my
[Anthony:] go on in a biting it a are
[Pauline:] my, my right leg, but
[Larna:] Mm
[Pauline:] they, they play me up every now and then
[Larna:] Yeah
[Pauline:] Yeah
[Alex:] I've got one behind this knee here
[Pauline:] Mm
[Alex:] and I got that doing my eight
[Anthony:] how
[Alex:] position
[Pauline:] Oh yeah
[Alex:] Yeah and that was out standing fifteen hours a day
[Pauline:] Mm
[Larna:] Yeah
[Alex:] and it's never got really bad, the only time it got bad was
[Pauline:] yeah
[Alex:] then it really stuck out
[Pauline:] Yeah
[Alex:] but it's not bad enough to have it
[Pauline:] No mine's, mine's not bad enough
[Alex:] it's only just very small
[Pauline:] Yeah
[Alex:] it's only that big
[Pauline:] Yeah and mine's all day, from sort of there and there or there, there
[Alex:] Oh no
[Pauline:] you can see, it's not as, it's not that bad
[Larna:] Watch your fingers Aaron in or out, shut the door
[Pauline:] but I, I have pain down the leg every now and then
[Larna:] erm Aaron come in shut the door cos your fingers
[Pauline:] I keep getting same leg, so erm, see Gary moans at me that I, he says that I eat too much erm salt, now if I was to eat that much salt I wouldn't get cramp
[Larna:] Mm
[Pauline:] but I still get cramp, and that, and the doctor said to me he said all that I can do is when you get the pain just rest it, how can you rest with a three year old?
[Charlotte:] He got a
[Pauline:] oh dear
[Larna:] This is only going on very quietly
[Charlotte:] No loud
[Larna:] No it's not going on loud Charlotte, I do not want to be deafened by Michael Jackson thank you, I think that's quite loud enough
[speaker004:] [LAUGHTER]
[Alex:] I think you're in the wrong place there
[Larna:] Mm
[Alex:] I think you're in the wrong place
[Larna:] Yeah, Michael Jackson band eat your biscuits
[Pauline:] Do you, do either of you know of any really good, good car boot sales?
[Larna:] Never go to them, no I put these up for Anthony give them here, give it
[Alex:] Erm I know that they hold one every Sunday in the football
[Larna:] [shouting] Do as you're told []
[Anthony:] er
[Larna:] Come away from that Aaron, what? [shouting] Well get out the way then I can't get it if you're there []
[Alex:] try to get rid of all my baby stuff and, so what I'm going to do is advertise in the paper and then
[Larna:] yeah
[Charlotte:] What does he want?
[Alex:] And erm I just want to get rid of it, get it out the way
[Pauline:] Yeah I've got all my stuff up
[Larna:] I think you'll find
[Pauline:] in the loft
[Alex:] Yeah and erm, the, everyone advertising got the basic, I mean
[Pauline:] yeah
[Charlotte:] Don't
[Larna:] I think you'll find, I don't know whether it is but mum, my mum went to a car boot sale once and they weren't selling nothing over ten pounds, so the car boot sales
[Pauline:] Don't Charlotte
[Larna:] only go up to certain, yeah, though people can't afford to go to them
[Pauline:] I was gonna say how about putting it in a shop window?
[Alex:] Yeah, well I was gonna, thing is though
[Larna:] [shouting] Don't play with the sewing box []
[Alex:] same for me is
[Pauline:] Yeah
[Larna:] don't play in the sewing box
[Alex:] car boot sale, there's other bits and bobs I want to get rid of
[Pauline:] Yeah yeah
[Charlotte:] No, no Aaron don't get on the table
[Pauline:] I've got, I've got to sort out all of Aaron's stuff get rid of that and that can go towards my new bedroom and don't stand on his feet. I'm thinking of getting my bedroom done, getting a fitted bedroom, we just thought well we can't afford to move
[Alex:] Mm
[Pauline:] and Aaron get up, we've, we've only got a very small bedroom so we might as well make the most of it, we've had quotes and all that and erm, look not the cheapest but not the exp the most expensive erm
[Alex:] Expensive yeah
[Pauline:] but something that's got five year guarantee on it erm, what did we work out? Three sixteen, sixteen hundred and ninety four
[Alex:] Mm
[Pauline:] which isn't too bad
[Alex:] No
[Pauline:] er and that's getting a third two walls and erm an alcove with erm two glass sliding doors and then erm single wardrobe and you've got the
[Charlotte:] Show mum
[Pauline:] around with the erm top boxes and two, three drawer units
[Larna:] Put it back
[Pauline:] and another erm single wardrobe
[Alex:] Yeah
[Pauline:] and that goes right up to the window yeah, and the time that, we had seven firms
[Larna:] Stand up not on me not on me
[Pauline:] and they wanted sort of three thousand quid
[Charlotte:] I want a cuddle
[Larna:] You can have a cuddle but just
[Pauline:] and there's no way we can afford that
[Alex:] Yeah
[Pauline:] It's bad enough you know sort of being fifteen hundred, but, you know that, that that's what we were looking at to start with
[Alex:] Yeah
[Pauline:] so erm
[Charlotte:] [LAUGHTER]
[Larna:] No we're not putting any more films on Aaron cartoons are on in a minute
[Pauline:] and that yeah, Aaron you pig
[Aaron:] [LAUGHTER]
[Pauline:] No that's naughty
[Larna:] You've got small feet ain't you, you look like a size four
[Alex:] A two
[Pauline:] You're a two?
[Larna:] You know somebody's got smaller feet than you Pauline
[Pauline:] I've only got a five
[Larna:] Yeah, well I'm five
[Pauline:] Well five's average
[Larna:] Yeah
[Charlotte:] And I'm only four
[Alex:] These are a three, two, my actual shoe
[Pauline:] Aaron
[Alex:] foot size is a two, they usually end up in a three erm in flat shoes like this for the width I've got very big feet
[Charlotte:] Aaron
[Alex:] and if it's high heels, generally
[Larna:] [shouting] Go and lay down []
[Pauline:] Yeah
[Alex:] it doesn't make any
[Charlotte:] Aaron
[Alex:] so my shoes are too big for me
[Larna:] [shouting] lay down []
[Pauline:] Yeah I know, these are a five but I've got my, I've got my, my but erm, taught colour boots and they're a six but the biggest I buy is a, is a five
[Alex:] They're a three and erm that's for the width
[Pauline:] Mm
[Anthony:] mum, ma
[Pauline:] Yeah, amazing
[Alex:] [LAUGHTER]
[Larna:] What I don't get nothing for I get a, I get a six for my width, see I have great big bones that used to stick out there, see the scar?
[Pauline:] Yeah
[Anthony:] Mummy
[Larna:] Went into hospital and had didn't I?
[Pauline:] Yeah
[Larna:] Yeah I had the bones broke reset and that's how I met up with bleeding Tony he came to visit me meeting a friend, it's only me he said oh go round and see this girl I know and she was related to my best mate, it's a complicated story and we sort of went from there really
[Anthony:] Go, go
[Larna:] many years ago [LAUGHTER]
[Pauline:] Mm, mm
[Larna:] I kept thinking to myself I don't bloody want this bloody operation I might have picture half way round the world
[Charlotte:] Aaron, Aaron
[Larna:] Oh dear mustn't complain, no [shouting] children []
[Pauline:] [shouting] Aaron give that back to Anthony now, now []
[Aaron:] I was playing
[Pauline:] [shouting] no I saw Anthony with it just now []
[Aaron:] Mm, mm
[Alex:] Here give it to me
[Pauline:] Aaron give it to Alex
[Alex:] Come
[Pauline:] Come on, we've got to all get home, mummy hasn't done all the washing yet, [LAUGHTER] yeah come here, let's
[Charlotte:] smile
[Larna:] You can leave them if you want
[Pauline:] come on we've got to do dinner, got to get our shopping home
[Aaron:] Mummy me, me
[Pauline:] go and put it in the bin, one, two, oh Aaron
[Aaron:] Do it though
[Pauline:] I've got so much to do now, I've left it all
[Larna:] sharpening, where they sharpening down there? There's a pencil
[Pauline:] Ha
[Larna:] do
[Pauline:] What?
[Larna:] So what do you want to do take that little dress or not?
[Pauline:] Erm
[Larna:] If you don't want to just leave it and I just
[Pauline:] no I just leave it and I'll have a think of who's got, you know a two year old, a two, three year old, can't think of anyone
[Larna:] No
[Aaron:] [crying]
[Pauline:] Er come on please
[Aaron:] [crying]
[Pauline:] come on A J
[Anthony:] Not Aaron
[Aaron:] Oh look, I'm going home now
[Charlotte:] Mum
[Pauline:] Oh where's me sat here you want
[Larna:] mm
[Pauline:] er come here, come here Aaron you know them sweets that we've got in our be, in my pocket?
[Aaron:] Yeah
[Pauline:] You can have one in a minute if you hurry up and get up, right I'll leave you here cos I'm going home, I'm not
[Aaron:] I want a mint
[Pauline:] Did I kick you? I haven't got any mints, we haven't had any of those for ages
[Anthony:] Me got them buttons...
[Pauline:] here are, otherwise you'll stay here, come on I'm not gonna muck about, come on
[Anthony:] Here's going to do
[Pauline:] come on up
[Aaron:] [crying]
[Pauline:] [shouting] I'm not taking you home in a stroppy mood Aaron we left home in a a stroppy mood []
[Aaron:] No [crying]
[Charlotte:] Aaron why you going home in a stroppy mood?
[Aaron:] Not
[Charlotte:] Oh
[speaker004:] ...
[Aaron:] Mum
[Charlotte:] Yeah, Boo, Boo
[Aaron:] you
[Charlotte:] I'm Charlotte, you know my name don't you?
[Alex:] Oh who's that, is that you?
[Anthony:] No, er, Boo, Boo
[Pauline:] Do you wanna walk home or go in the pushchair?
[Aaron:] I walk home
[Pauline:] You're gonna walk home, fair enough, come here and get your hat on, come here
[Larna:] these two bibs are very wet up here where he's been dribbling and
[Pauline:] Aaron
[Larna:] there's some food in there darling?
[Anthony:] mum
[Larna:] Yeah I fed him, I didn't starve him
[Pauline:] Aaron
[Larna:] no we'll clear up in a minute
[Pauline:] Who's on telly when we get home?
[Larna:] We'll put these back in here cos we know they're
[Pauline:] Who's on telly today, Timmy Mallet
[Anthony:] Timmy Mallet, Timmy Mallet, Timmy Mallet
[Larna:] Hiya darling, hiya [LAUGHTER] no I was really surprised cos he hasn't been drinking his juice, and that went down
[Anthony:] Timmy Mallet, Timmy Mallet
[Larna:] I say that was naughty I normally wash them up and I put it back in there
[Alex:] [LAUGHTER]
[Pauline:] Don't worry I just that all the washing anyway here are
[Larna:] Quick tidy up, upstairs in the bathroom wash me hair, done that this morning I thought oh dear
[Pauline:] Here look
[Aaron:] Oh bye
[Larna:] I done me exercises instead
[Pauline:] I'll only getting my to stop whingeing, don't push the pushchair, it'll topple back one
[Larna:] Happy little fellow then, who's a happy little fellow?
[Pauline:] Aaron if it topples back and, that's it I'm smacking you, come in here
[Alex:] He's usually quite good when he wakes up isn't he?
[Larna:] I haven't touched him, I don't think I've had him any trouble
[Charlotte:] Ah Aaron
[Pauline:] let's see if we can turn your head, oh dear it's a little bit big
[Charlotte:] no, he
[Larna:] They've actually been taken apart, and probe about saying school leaving age and that one
[Pauline:] Yeah
[Larna:] the kids spilt milk on this and I didn't realize and it all dried, stuck all the controls [LAUGHTER] you know what Tony's like, you know, can't you keep the kids away from the computer
[Anthony:] Aaron
[Larna:] typically
[Pauline:] That's like Gary caught Aaron on Saturday changing the tapes over, said I didn't know he did that [LAUGHTER]
[Larna:] Liar [LAUGHTER], er I don't mind them doing the video tapes over, but
[Alex:] Er remember when I was here that day and he was shoving them in and out
[Pauline:] washing to do
[Alex:] You want a lift back?
[Pauline:] No that's alright
[Alex:] Are you sure?
[Pauline:] Yeah, yeah, honestly
[Larna:] Walking keeps her fit she quite enjoys walking this one, I hate it
[Alex:] I don't mind walking but it's I get the shopping
[Larna:] Charlotte no don't get Pauline's shopping out, she's got all her pushchair organized
[Alex:] I haven't had any
[Charlotte:] I always thought you bring this over for breakfast
[Larna:] I don't like walking full stop [LAUGHTER]
[Alex:] Yeah, I, I find I like walking first of all it's gotta be warm, if it's cold
[Anthony:] mummy, mum
[Pauline:] I mean I walked to work every Saturday and Sunday no matter what the weather
[Larna:] Yeah, oh my god
[Pauline:] No, I, no I, I suppose what with Aaron going to playschool I go out every day walking apart from Thursday
[Aaron:] Shall I open the door?
[Alex:] Yeah
[Larna:] Well you shouldn't of done it, it's very
[Pauline:] Right as Aaron's got the door out, open, he's got
[Larna:] I'll let you out first
[Pauline:] Right I shall see you later
[Alex:] Bye
[Pauline:] Bye
[Larna:] I'll just shut this door
[Alex:] Hello, hello
[Larna:] Right my two get in you haven't got coats on... Charlotte in now and shut the door
[Alex:] oh
[Larna:] Shut the door now, bye Charlotte...
[Alex:] Right come on Mr man
[Larna:] Come on you can put your I T V on in a minute
[Charlotte:] I'm in got in now
[Larna:] actually oh sorry
[Alex:] Oh sorry, go and knock you out there
[Charlotte:] What?
[Larna:] I got, oh that must be on, I think you can watch Josie Smith can't you? Leave it turned down and you'll be able to see when it starts, yes, okay, you're a really good boy aren't you? You're a really good boy, yeah, take him upstairs and I thought oh, he could be mine this little one
[Alex:] [LAUGHTER]
[Larna:] I don't think mummy would like that you know
[Alex:] [LAUGHTER]
[Larna:] but he, he's at that age now where I could have another kid and look after it quite easily if I had one, but I don't wanna go through, not the pregnancy, but I don't want to go through all the babies and getting up in the night and, one that'll come out six months old [LAUGHTER]
[Alex:] Be happy
[Larna:] I'll be quite happy yeah, yeah because they say to play with, when they're babies you can't do nothing with them.
[Alex:] But they sleep peace and quiet, ya
[Larna:] Well yeah, they can be boring as well can't they?
[Alex:] Yeah
[Larna:] You know when you spend the night you know one popping in and looking after, I find that easier than just putting them down to sleep
[Alex:] Yeah
[Larna:] I find them a constant worry when they're sleeping cos you're making sure whether they're still breathing [LAUGHTER]
[Alex:] [LAUGHTER] Never really bothered too much about that, and I've always been very like erm ooh, la, ha, ha, you think that's funny, er happy go lucky I don't think, I think if I was neurotic should be neurotic
[Larna:] yeah
[Alex:] Do you know what I mean? And erm
[Larna:] he's got really red rosy cheeks
[Alex:] I know
[Larna:] at the front
[Alex:] it was the same yesterday, I don't know if it's his teeth again
[Anthony:] Oh go on, what you doing?
[Alex:] I noticed last night when I was bathing him and covered in his ears this one
[Anthony:] Mum ma
[Larna:] Yeah
[Anthony:] mum ma, look what I've done
[Charlotte:] He sat on it
[Larna:] No leave your I noticed it, I thought it looked like a rash and I felt the side of it and it's just warm and I thought oh he, he must getting whatever you know, cos at first I thought he was hot in his cot and you know, but just he hasn't got none through yet though has he?
[Alex:] There all there
[Larna:] But he's not
[Alex:] I tell you if one comes, they'll all come at once
[Larna:] Yeah
[Alex:] I reckon
[Larna:] they just want to start it, cos once they start getting through that's when they start getting wanting decent, wanting to eat more and [LAUGHTER] I mean I make them clean theirs thoroughly, they're really good at doing them actually as well
[Alex:] Yeah
[Charlotte:] Mum I can't hear the telly
[Larna:] No you don't need to get into that in the fridge Anthony open your eyes
[Alex:] and I'll put everything in the car
[Larna:] Yeah, you gonna come and put your coat on?
[Alex:] Oh
[Larna:] He's chewing on mummy's scarf, so it'll definitely only be till Wednesday
[Alex:] Till Wednesday
[Larna:] Right, say right, right, right, shame I can't have you any more I shall miss you
[Alex:] Yeah
[Larna:] Yeah say that's not fair [LAUGHTER], say I shall miss you then won't I?
[Alex:] Say I really appreciate your time
[Larna:] That's alright, don't worry... Right... you've made a nice mess out there haven't you?
[Anthony:] Mum ma I want them... I want one of them
[speaker004:] ...
[Larna:] Right then Charlie what you gonna sing for us?
[Charlotte:] Happy birthday to granddad
[Larna:] Go on then
[Anthony:] And me
[Larna:] Right you both gonna sing happy birthday to your granddad are you? Alright then, stand there then, right, go on then, off you go, I'm listening
[Charlotte:] What about the song have?
[Larna:] Just sing it
[Charlotte:] [singing] Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you, happy birthday dear granddad, happy birthday to you []
[Anthony:] [singing] Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you, happy birthday dear granddad, happy birthday to you []
[Larna:] [clapping] Well done, what you gonna sing for me next then?
[Anthony:] Erm Twinkle Twinkle
[Charlotte:] Twinkle Twinkle
[Larna:] You wanna sing that one do you?
[Charlotte:] [singing] Twinkle, twinkle little star how I wonder what you are, up above the world so high like a diamond in the sky, twinkle, twinkle little star how I wonder what you are []
[Anthony:] [singing] Twinkle, twinkle little star how I wonder what you are, up above the world so high like a diamond in the sky, twinkle, twinkle little star how I wonder what you are []
[Larna:] Very good, what about singing the ones you sing at playschool?
[Charlotte:] Jingle, Jingle Bells
[Larna:] No what about the one, my mummy lives in this house?
[Charlotte:] No [singing] jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way, oh what fun it is to ride in a one horse open sleigh []
[Anthony:] [singing] Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way, oh what fun it is to ride in a one horse open sleigh []
[Charlotte:] I need to go to the toilet, you see
[Larna:] Go on then hurry up
[Charlotte:] Wait for me
[Anthony:] mummy I'm gonna sing
[Larna:] What you gonna sing?
[Anthony:] Erm, erm, erm, I be your in your house
[Larna:] Go on then
[Anthony:] [singing] You're my sister, you're my mum, mm, my daddy, you're my []
[Larna:] try singing without sweets in your mouth and try singing a bit louder, I might be able to hear you over here.
[Anthony:] [singing] How many live in our house, you're my sister, you're my mum, you're my daddy, you're my brother []
[Larna:] [LAUGHTER] No [], not bad, not bad
[Anthony:] How many are living in our house?
[Charlotte:] Well, but
[Larna:] Sing it with Charlotte as well then
[Charlotte:] [singing] How many people live in your house, how many people live in your house, one my father, two my mother, three my sister, four my brother, there's one more now let me see oh yes of course it must be me, how many people live in your house []
[Anthony:] [singing] How many people live in your house, how many people live in your house, one my father, two my mother, three my sister, four my brother, there's one more now let me see oh yes of course it must be me, how many people live in your house []
[Larna:] Well done
[Charlotte:] [singing] The bear went over the mountain, the mountain, the mountain, the bear went over the mountain to see what he could see, it all that he could see is the other side of the mountain all that he could see is the other side of the mountain, the bear went over the mountain
[Anthony:] [singing] The other side of the mountain, the bear went over the mountain []
[Charlotte:] the mountain, the mountain, the bear went over the mountain, that's all that he could see []
[Larna:] Erm, what about, what's that other one you learnt, the chicken one?
[Charlotte:] Yeah
[Larna:] Go on then.
[Charlotte:] I don't know where it starts
[Larna:] Erm, five little chickens, five little chicks
[Charlotte:] Yeah, five and five, no, hide them round your back
[Larna:] Go on then
[Charlotte:] [singing] Five and five make ten, sitting on top of the mother hen
[Larna:] With the mother hen
[Charlotte:] with the mother hen []
[Larna:] Start again, start again [singing] five and five makes ten, sitting on top with the mother hen []
[Charlotte:] [singing] five and five makes ten, sitting on top with the mother hen crackle, crackle, crackle what do I see ten little yellow chicks as fluffy as can be []
[Larna:] That's it, what's the matter? What's the matter darling?
[Charlotte:] Shall we sing, er mum what else shall we sing?...
[Larna:] Erm, I don't know, what else, what other things do you learn at playschool then?
[Anthony:] Erm
[Charlotte:] How many people in your house
[Anthony:] erm,
[Larna:] ah?
[Charlotte:] some sausages, how many sausages?
[Larna:] Sausages?
[Anthony:] Erm, yeah the
[Larna:] oh
[Charlotte:] I don't know how the end starts off and we haven't singed it properly, one, two, three, four, five, six, we have six, [singing] six
[Larna:] Sshh
[Charlotte:] six sausages in a pan, one went pop and the other went bang []
[Anthony:] [singing] went bang []
[Larna:] Oh that's it, go on then, sing it, off you go, start again
[Charlotte:] [singing] one went pop and the other []
[Larna:] No, no, in it, don't it start off [singing] three little sausages sizzling in the pan []
[Charlotte:] Yeah
[Larna:] Go on then
[Charlotte:] [singing] Three little sausages sizzling in the pan one went pop and the other went bang []
[Anthony:] Bang
[Larna:] Yeah, then what happens, two little sausages
[Anthony:] Yeah, I don't
[Charlotte:] [singing] Two little sausages in the pan, one went pop and the other went bang []
[Anthony:] Went bang
[Charlotte:] [singing] One little sausages sitting in the pan, one went pop and the other went bang []
[Anthony:] Went bang
[Charlotte:] [singing] Five little sausages sitting in the pan, one went pop and the other went bang []
[Anthony:] Went bang
[Larna:] Oh really
[Charlotte:] What else shall we learnt Ant?
[Anthony:] Oh [singing] how many, how []
[Charlotte:] Hickory Hickory Dock
[Larna:] Go on then
[Charlotte:] [singing] Hickory, hickory dock, the mouse ran up the clock, the clock struck one, down the mouse run, hickory, tickery dock, tick tock []
[Anthony:] Tick tock
[Charlotte:] Insy Winsy Spider
[Larna:] Go on then
[Charlotte:] [singing] Insy winsy spider climb up the
[Anthony:] [singing] Insy winsy spider climb up the []
[Charlotte:] spout and down []
[Larna:] no, Insy winsy spider climbs the spider's web, I think that's how it goes
[Charlotte:] [singing] The spider went up the spout is me, down come the rain and out come the sun, all the sun came out in the rain, Insy Winsy spider climbed up again []
[Larna:] Well that weren't too bad, but not very good
[Charlotte:] What, what else shall we do?
[Anthony:] Mm
[Larna:] there must be loads that you learn at playschool, what are they?
[Anthony:] Oh, I want
[Larna:] I'm just tidying up a bit while you're singing darling
[Anthony:] No
[Larna:] We don't want baby getting them
[Anthony:] Mm
[Larna:] you can get them all out again in a minute
[Charlotte:] [singing] The bear went over the mountain [] what else erm
[Larna:] What other songs do you learn?
[Charlotte:] I know what other songs I learn...
[Larna:] What?
[Charlotte:] Er Hickory, Hickory Dock
[Larna:] Yeah, what about doing Jack in the Box?
[Anthony:] Er, not me down
[Charlotte:] Yeah, Jack in the Box
[Larna:] Go on then
[Charlotte:] Yeah we wanna get down in our little box first
[Larna:] Go on then
[Charlotte:] Erm [singing] Jack in the box, rest his [] no I can't sing it
[Larna:] What is it? [singing] Jack in the box, resting so still, will you come out yes I will []
[Charlotte:] Yes I will
[Anthony:] Yes I will
[Larna:] [LAUGHTER]
[Charlotte:] What other one?
[Larna:] Go on then sit down and I'll sing it, and you have to do the jump up and do the yes I will, quick curl up, quick, quick, right, [singing] Jack in the box, resting so still, will you come out []?
[Charlotte:] [singing] Yes I will []
[Anthony:] [singing] Yes I will []
[Larna:] yes I will, ah a Jack in the box
[Charlotte:] What else do we know?
[Larna:] Oh careful, I don't know, what other songs do you learn at school? Hello darling
[Anthony:] No playschool
[Larna:] What, playschool, yeah, what other things do we learn at playschool?
[Anthony:] Erm
[Charlotte:] Erm, I know, the one you go [whistling] like that
[Larna:] I don't know that one, sing Hi Ho
[Charlotte:] [singing] Hi, ho, hi, ho it's off to work we go, we've a huff, huff, huff and a whin, whin, whin, hi, ho, hi, ho
[Anthony:] [singing] hi, ho, hi, ho it's off to work we go, we've a huff, huff, huff and a whin, whin, whin, hi, ho, hi, ho []
[Charlotte:] it's home from work we go we've a huff, huff, huff and a whin, whin, whin hi, ho, hi, ho it's off to work we go, we've a chuff, chuff, chuff and a whin, whin, whin, hi, ho, hi, ho, it's home from work we go
[Larna:] What they doing?
[Charlotte:] with a, with a chuff, chuff, chuff and a whin, whin, whin, hi, ho, hi, ho []
[Larna:] Yes alright I think we've had enough of that one now, I think we know you know that one, don't we Jordan, erm what other ones do you learn?
[Charlotte:] I don't know
[Larna:] Well you're the ones that go to playschool I don't
[Charlotte:] the one that goes [whistling]
[Larna:] I don't know one that you whistle in
[Charlotte:] Oh, I know
[Larna:] What?
[Charlotte:] if you really want to show yourself
[Larna:] Oh go on then
[Charlotte:] Where, what bit does it start off?
[Larna:] I don't know, I'm not at playschool, I don't learn it
[Charlotte:] I don't know, erm, Jingle Bel
[Larna:] If you're happy and you know it
[Charlotte:] Yeah, [singing] if you're happy and you know it and you really want to show it []
[Larna:] Right start from the beginning, if you're happy and you know it and you really want to show it clap your hands, if you're happy and you know it and really want to show stamp your feet or how ever it goes, go on then you do it.
[Charlotte:] [singing] How you really want to know it stamp your feet if you really want to []
[Larna:] No, Anthony will you stop banging on the radiator, no it's [singing] are you happy and, if you're happy and you know it clap your hands, if you're happy and you know it clap your hands
[Charlotte:] We want to sing it
[Larna:] if you're happy and you know it
[Charlotte:] I know I want to sing it
[Larna:] and you really want to show it [] [LAUGHTER]
[Charlotte:] mum, mum I want to sing it
[Larna:] Go on then
[Charlotte:] [singing] If you're happy and you know it clap your hands, if you're happy and you know it clap your hands, if you happy and you know it and you really want to show it, if you're happy and you know it clap your hands... if you happy and you know it stamp your feet, stamp your feet [] ah get off, get off, [singing] if you're happy and you know it stamp your feet, stamp your feet, if you're happy and you know it and you really want to show it happy, if you're happy and you know it stamp your feet, stamp the feet []
[Larna:] Good
[Charlotte:] Now, now, we've still got a lot to do
[Larna:] Oh, go on then, mustn't stop you from working must we darling? No, mustn't stop them from working
[Charlotte:] [singing] If you if you happy and you know it tip your head, but not your head, if you... if you're happy and you know it do a four
[Larna:] Get off the radiator
[Charlotte:] do a four... very quietly []
[Larna:] If you sing it quietly you won't... sing something properly if you're gonna sing...
[Anthony:] I do again
[Charlotte:] Head and shoulders
[Larna:] Go on then do head and shoulders
[Charlotte:] [singing] Head and shoulders, knees and toes, knees and toes, head and shoulders, knees and toes, knees and toes, and eyes and ears and mouth and nose, head and shoulders, knees and toes, me and he, I have to do it a little bit faster []
[Larna:] A little bit faster then
[Charlotte:] [singing] Head and shoulders, knees and toes, knees and toes, head and shoulders, knees and toes, knees and toes, and eyes and ears and mouth and nose, head and shoulders, knees and toes, knees and toes []
[Anthony:] And eyes and ears and mouth and nose, head and shoulders, knees and toes, knees and toes
[Larna:] [LAUGHTER]
[Charlotte:] Now it's really faster where Karen beats us
[Larna:] Go on then really faster
[Charlotte:] [singing] Head and shoulders knees and []
[Larna:] [LAUGHTER]
[speaker004:] [LAUGHTER]
[Charlotte:] this what I did
[Larna:] Start again then
[Charlotte:] [singing] Head and shoulders knees and toes, knees and toes and eyes and ears and mouth and nose head and shoulders knees and toes, knees and toes [] I beat you.
[Larna:] Now do it really quick, quick, ready go [singing] head and shoulders knees and toes, knees and toes, head and shoulders knees and toes, knees and toes and eyes and ears and mouth and nose, head and shoulders knees and toes, knees and toes [] [LAUGHTER] oh dear all worn out now.
[Anthony:] Me wanna sing hi ho again
[Larna:] You wanna what?
[Charlotte:] Sing hi ho again
[Larna:] Oh, er watch where you're going there cos little one's there
[Anthony:] Can I take this
[Larna:] It's not that warm darling
[Anthony:] mummy
[Larna:] undo your bottoms ones, that's right it's got poppers then
[Anthony:] mummy
[Larna:] er, hello lovey, got poppers there
[Anthony:] mummy
[Larna:] don't get them muddled up there, cos they look the same, aagh, put that bleeding pussy cat down... ooh ah, ah, pull your trousers up, you're gonna sing hi, ho again are you?
[Charlotte:] I put mine over here like that
[Larna:] Good girl
[Anthony:] Hi, ho, hi, ho, hi, ho
[Charlotte:] No, erm, start all again [singing] hi, ho, hi, ho it's off to work we go we've a huff, huff, huff and a whin, whin, whin hi, ho, hi, ho, it's home from work we go with a chuff, chuff, chuff and a whin, whin, whin hi, ho, hi, ho, it's off to work we go with a chuff, chuff, chuff and a whin, whin, whin hi, ho, hi, ho
[Larna:] I think they're mad
[Charlotte:] it's off to work we go we've a da, da, da, and a whin, whin, whin hi, ho, hi, ho, it's off to work we go
[Larna:] Oh
[Charlotte:] we've a da, da, da []
[Larna:] they're mad
[Charlotte:] My, my, this round my hand
[Larna:] children
[Charlotte:] [singing] hi, ho, hi, ho it's off to work we go with a chuff, chuff, chuff, whin, whin, whin, hi, ho, hi, ho it's home from work we go with a chuff, chuff, chuff, whin, whin, whin, hi, ho, hi, ho, it's off to work we go []
[Larna:] Oh now then what's the matter, what's the matter?
[Anthony:] Me wanna sing the lorry
[Larna:] Well you sing it again then
[Anthony:] Me wanna sing the lorry
[Larna:] You what?
[Charlotte:] Alright then you sing
[Anthony:] Me wanna sing the lorry
[Larna:] You wanna sing what?
[Anthony:] The lorry
[Charlotte:] The lorry one
[Anthony:] Yeah, me get my lorry
[Larna:] Oh hello beautiful oh you listening to their noise
[Charlotte:] [singing] How many lorries can you count, how many lorries can you count? [] I know how many lorries you can count, shall I sing it to you? [singing] How many lorries can you count, how many lorries can you count []
[Larna:] They're making a lot of noise aren't they?
[Charlotte:] [singing] How many
[Anthony:] [singing] lorries can you count []
[Charlotte:] lorries can you count, one, one, one, that's all we can count, all we one by big and stout, I clapped my hands, and I jump up jump up and turn around and I jump []
[Larna:] Did Jordan leave his dummy on the floor? Oh no it's there
[Charlotte:] No you haven't
[Anthony:] Me wanna sing lorry again [singing] lorry and lorry, lorry []
[Charlotte:] [singing] How many lorries can you count [] mummy listen to us
[Larna:] I'm listening, I'm listening
[Charlotte:] [singing] How many lorries can you count, one, one, one, that's all we can count, why don't you jump instead of turning round []
[Larna:] Are you sure you're not just making that one up?
[Charlotte:] No, we are not
[Larna:] Are you sure about that?
[Charlotte:] Of course mum, mum I know, I know another
[Larna:] Charlotte you've knocked his dummy out
[Charlotte:] and now I know another song about Donald Duck [singing] Donald Duck went up the hill stuck in the miney mo, down in the rain and was for, Donald Duck for [] erm, I know, [singing] Insy Winsy spider climb up the water spout, down came the rain and washed poor Winsy out, out came the sun and dried all the rain, and Insy Winsy climb up the spout again [] I sing a song about Donald Duck [singing] Donald Duck wears a hat like this, a hat like this, like this, Donald Duck wears a hat like this, has he got a drink of Coke? Er Donald Duck had a drink of Coke, mm, mm, Donald Duck had a drink of Coke []
[Larna:] I think you're just making that song up dear
[Charlotte:] No it's not it's my new guest on and then [singing] Jack and the Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water, down fell Jack and broke his crown and Jill came tumbling
[Larna:] Turn it off, you'll waste the battery
[Charlotte:] after [], mum did you hear me?
[Larna:] Yeah, Anthony turn that off... don't waste the batteries on it darling
[Charlotte:] Did you hear me mum?
[Larna:] Yeah I did
[Anthony:] [singing] Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water, Jack fell down and broke []
[Charlotte:] [singing] Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water, Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill came tumbling after [].
[Larna:] Do you know Humpty Dumpty?
[Charlotte:] Yeah [singing] Humpty dumpty sat on the wall, humpty dumpty had a great fall, all the king's horses and all the king's men couldn't put humpty together again []
[Larna:] I tell you what, you know more songs at your age than what I ever knew when I was little, I couldn't remember all them
[Anthony:] Er
[Larna:] No
[Charlotte:] Apples, two little apples hiding in the tree
[Larna:] Go on then, I haven't heard that one
[Charlotte:] [singing] Two little apples high in the apple, two little apples smiled down at me, I shook the tree as hard as I could, yummy, yummy, they were very good []
[Larna:] [LAUGHTER]
[Charlotte:] That's what you have to say yummy, yummy they were very good.
[Larna:] I suppose you're supposed to of eaten them was you?
[Charlotte:] No, no, no
[Larna:] Sing it again, nice and clearly and slowly
[Charlotte:] [singing] Two little apples high in the tree, two little apples smiled down at me, I shook the tree as hard as I could, yummy, yummy, they were very good []
[Larna:] [LAUGHTER] That's a good little song innit?
[Anthony:] Yeah.
[Charlotte:] Yeah I know what
[Larna:] What?
[Charlotte:] Five little monkeys jumping on the bed
[Larna:] Go on then
[Anthony:] Me
[Larna:] [singing] Five little monkeys jumping on the bed, one fell off and bumped his head, mummy phoned the doctor and the doctor said no more monkeys jumping on the bed []
[Anthony:] [singing] No more monkeys jumping on the bed []...
[Larna:] [singing] Four little monkeys jumping on the bed, one fell off and bumped his head, mummy phoned the doctor and the [shouting] doctor said, no more monkey's jumping on the bed []
[Anthony:] [singing] Four little monkeys jumping on the bed, one fell off and bumped his head, mummy phoned the doctor and the doctor said, no more monkeys jumping on the bed []
[Larna:] [singing] Three little monkeys jumping on the bed, one fell off and bumped his head, mummy phoned the doctor and the doctor said, no more monkeys jumping on the bed [] I know [singing] two little monkeys jumping on the bed, one fell off and bumped his head, mummy phoned the doctor and the doctor said, no more monkeys jumping on the bed, one little monkey jumping on the bed, one fell off and bumped his head, mummy phoned the doctor and the doctor said no more monkey jumping on the bed []
[Anthony:] [singing] One little monkey jumping on the bed, one fell off and bumped his head, mummy phoned the doctor and the doctor said no more monkey jumping on the bed []
[Larna:] That's a noisy one, cor, want it mate?
[Anthony:] Me and er sing pussy cat
[Larna:] Sing pussy cat?
[Charlotte:] Yeah
[Larna:] Go on then
[Charlotte:] [singing] Pussy cat, pussy cat where are you? []
[Anthony:] [singing] Pussy cat, pussy cat where are you? []
[Charlotte:] Hang on a minute it's supposed to be [singing] pussy cat, pussy cat who did there []
[Larna:] Is it not supposed to be [singing] pussy cat, pussy cat where have you been, I've been to London to see the queen []?
[Anthony:] No [singing] pussy cat, pussy cat where on []
[Charlotte:] No sing pussy cat, pussy cat on my own
[Larna:] Pussy cat on his own
[Anthony:] Yeah
[Larna:] [singing] Pussy cat, pussy cat on your own [], yeah, then what? I think you're making that one up aren't you?
[Charlotte:] Mum it's pussy cat, pussy cat have some pie for, where mummy don't give them some pie and pussy cat, pussy cat up in London, there's two about pussy cats
[Larna:] Oh well as we don't know any of them, we'd better not sing them had we?
[Charlotte:] Yeah but we know pussy cat, pussy cat where have you been
[Larna:] What about humpty dumpty?
[Charlotte:] We've singed that
[Larna:] Have you?
[Anthony:] Not me sing it
[Larna:] Alright then, what other nursery rhymes you know, erm
[Charlotte:] Erm, I know [singing] three blind mice, three blind mice, three blind mice, see how they run, see how they run, they all run after the farmer's wife, he cut off their tails with a carving knife, have you ever seen such a thing in your life, three blind mice []
[Anthony:] Me and three little, three little, three little
[Larna:] pardon?
[Anthony:] Three little sweets in the
[Larna:] what was that Charlotte he saying?
[Charlotte:] Three little sweets in the tree?
[Anthony:] No...
[Larna:] Right erm
[Anthony:] Yes
[Larna:] hang on Anthony, speak clearly I can't understand you yet darling.
[Charlotte:] You sing it with us [singing] three little sweets, three little sweets [] is that right?
[Anthony:] No
[Larna:] What about, what about
[Anthony:] Baa Baa Black Sheep?
[Larna:] No, I was going to say what about the one about five sticky buns in the baker's shop, do you know that one?
[Charlotte:] Yeah
[Larna:] Go on then, sit down and
[Charlotte:] [singing] Five sticky buns in the baker's shop []... is that right?
[Larna:] Yeah, what's the next bit?
[Charlotte:] I don't know
[Larna:] Oh no it wasn't, it was five currant buns wasn't it?
[Charlotte:] Yeah
[Larna:] Go on then sing it
[Charlotte:] [singing] Five currant buns in the baker's shop, one went []
[Larna:] No I can't remember what comes after that, five currant buns in the baker's shop
[Charlotte:] Five currant bake
[Larna:] Sshh, five currant buns in the baker's shop
[Charlotte:] One went pop and the other went bang
[Larna:] No, no, five currant buns in the baker's shop
[Charlotte:] No I know what
[Larna:] Oh I don't know that, I can't think of that one
[Charlotte:] Three little kittens
[Larna:] unless it was, yeah, three currant buns in a baker's shop, I paid a penny and, no, oh I don't know I can't think of it
[Charlotte:] I laid a penny, no [singing] I spended a baker shop and one took away, five currant buns in a baker's shop, one went []
[Larna:] No, five currant buns in a baker's shop
[Charlotte:] Shop, along came a keeper and fi
[Larna:] fat and delicious with sugar on the top
[Charlotte:] along came the people and buyed it too
[Larna:] No, five currant buns in a baker's shop, round and sticky with the sugar on the top, Peter paid a penny and took one away, two currant buns left on the tray... sing that one then [singing] three currant buns in the baker's shop
[Charlotte:] [singing] Three currant buns in the baker's shop []
[Larna:] fat and sticky with sugar on the top, Peter paid a penny and took one away, then there were two currant buns left on the tray, two currant buns in the baker's shop fat and sticky with sugar on the top, Peter paid a penny and took one away
[Charlotte:] [singing] two currant buns in the baker's shop fat and sticky with sugar on the top, Peter paid a penny and took one away []
[Larna:] there was one currant bun left on the tray
[Charlotte:] mum cos I
[Larna:] one currant bun in the baker's shop, round and fat with sugar on the top, Peter paid a penny and took one away []
[Charlotte:] mum cos we, mum, mum, mum, [shouting] mum, mum []
[Larna:] Yes Charlie?
[Charlotte:] can we sing that last one by our self?
[Larna:] If you must
[Charlotte:] [singing] One currant bun in the baker shop, sticky and round with sugar on the top, Peter pay a penny but took it away, now there was none left on the tray []
[Larna:] That's right, no currant buns, oh
[Charlotte:] Well you my prouded thing
[Anthony:] Me an eating
[Charlotte:] I wanna sing, I wanna sing pussy cat, pussy cat where have you been
[Larna:] Go on then
[Charlotte:] [singing] Pussy cat, pussy cat where have you been, I've been to London to visit the king, pussy cat, pussy cat what were you there, I frightened a little mouse under the chair []
[Larna:] [LAUGHTER] That's a good one
[Charlotte:] What, what three little kittens
[Larna:] I don't know that one
[Charlotte:] [singing] Three little kittens, three little kittens, see how they run, see how they came, along came the father and make it hat, when he put his hat on and said [] I know, three little ducks swimming [singing] three little ducks, swimming, three little ducks, swimming, go to the pond and round and back [], no I, hold a, hold on to my hands, hold on to my hands... Ant hold on to my hands, you sing row, row the, row the boat gently down the stream by our self. Hold hands Ant, we're gonna sing row, row, row the boat gently down the stream.
[Larna:] Are you tired? Are you tired?
[Charlotte:] We're gonna sing row, row, row the boat gently down the stream
[Larna:] Are you tired?
[Charlotte:] Alright then I use it with my feet
[Anthony:] Mm
[Larna:] No don't aggravate Charlotte
[Charlotte:] What, what about row, row [singing] row, row, row, the boat gently down the stream, merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily life is but a dream [] Ant do you wanna sing row, row, row, row the boat gently down the stream?
[Anthony:] Mm
[Charlotte:] [singing] Row, row, row the boat
[Larna:] What's the matter? Ah Charlotte no, he's got his shoes on that'll hurt if he catches you. Get up and away from him now.
[Charlotte:] life is but a dream []
[Larna:] Now stop aggravating him, he doesn't want to play or sing.
[Charlotte:] Why Any why don't you, why don't, why don't you want to sing?
[Anthony:] Er leave er no
[Charlotte:] Do you wanna sing row, row, row the boat gently down the stream?
[Anthony:] No, we got er do
[Larna:] oh darling what's the matter?
[Anthony:] No, me got to sing
[Charlotte:] I know you've got to sing wheels on the bus
[Larna:] Oh you want picking up do you?
[Anthony:] No, I'm singing the one the lorry
[Charlotte:] [cough] Little and the lorry, he wants to sing little and the lorry
[Larna:] Go on then
[Charlotte:] [singing] Little and the lorry, little and the lorry, do you see []
[Larna:] Listen can you sing quietly? alright, alright, I'm gonna sort you out, come on then, sshh, do some more singing then
[Charlotte:] Erm I don't know what to sing, I think of something
[Larna:] You two think quietly a minute
[Charlotte:] Mm, we've got to think of something
[Anthony:] Er, ma, make me horrible
[Charlotte:] Is that one yours?
[Anthony:] Oh no, me not altered mine yet
[Charlotte:] Where are they?
[Anthony:] Oh, er me eaten them...
[Charlotte:] Anth want one? What do you want, you want the same colour as your car? Yellow, yellow or orange, which do you want?
[Anthony:] Me want black
[Charlotte:] Well there's no black ones in these
[Anthony:] Er me have blue
[Charlotte:] I ain't got any blue in here
[Anthony:] Ah we got this one
[Charlotte:] We got yellow in there and red
[Anthony:] Erm
[Charlotte:] yellow, yeah shall we have yellow?
[Anthony:] Aagh
[Charlotte:] yellow, yeah we have yellow then
[Anthony:] erm that, me want that
[Charlotte:] No I want red, you have yellow, you have this
[Anthony:] No I don't want, me have, me have a green one, me have the green one
[Charlotte:] Well is there any green on your car?
[Anthony:] Erm
[Charlotte:] No there isn't is there?
[Anthony:] Yeah a little bit
[Charlotte:] Where?... Little bit of green where?
[Anthony:] In the door
[Charlotte:] Where, no I can't see any, yeah but you can have green, there you go I give you green
[Anthony:] No it isn't
[Charlotte:] That's green Ant, what do you think this maybe be, green?
[Anthony:] Green there
[Charlotte:] I did them, here for you see
[Anthony:] Oh no
[Charlotte:] another one in there, you can have two then can't you? Stop doing that, oh it won't shut will it, just press that button, oh... stop that, I want it to shut
[Anthony:] Well it won't shut
[Charlotte:] There now we've got two, two each haven't we? And I just gave you two, two aren't I? This recorded that and recorded this when I open it, so, get two out, that's one of yours, ah, that's two of yours, erm, now it's my turn, mine
[Anthony:] No I play with that orange one
[Charlotte:] Yeah
[Anthony:] and that one there and that one
[Charlotte:] Oh... warm them up now Ant
[Anthony:] No I
[Charlotte:] Right mine is warmed up
[Anthony:] You put them on there
[Charlotte:] I need some oven gloves, has anybody got oven gloves? Oh yes teddy, here's my oven glove, where's your jumper Ant? Is that over there? Yes yours is folded up, my wasn't was it?...
[Anthony:] No, did it
[Charlotte:] how did you
[Anthony:] er, I want it in there, I got idea, me have a
[speaker004:] ...
[Charlotte:] Oh I can eat them
[Larna:] Alright?
[Charlotte:] We haven't thinked of any songs
[Larna:] Oh
[Charlotte:] We can't think of any more songs
[Larna:] that's alright it don't hurt to have a bit of peace and quiet
[Charlotte:] I know... I know a song
[Larna:] Oh do you?
[Charlotte:] Yeah, three little kittens and mother gave them [singing] Three little kittens []
[Larna:] Ah don't you eat all, eat them all
[Charlotte:] [singing] Three little kittens they walked round the door
[Larna:] Oh not on the window sill
[Charlotte:] their mother said he isn't well, we brushed the kittens... those naughty little kittens in the, show
[Anthony:] Ah, ah, aagh
[Larna:] What's the matter?
[Charlotte:] the three little
[Larna:] well ask me to sort it out, don't sit there and whinge Anthony
[Charlotte:] and they found the
[Anthony:] I got it now...
[Charlotte:] three little kittens they found their mother... three little kittens they found their mittens
[Anthony:] I got it
[Charlotte:] and mother did, we found our mittens, when you got your mittens now you can have your meow, meow, meow, meow []... er, a, have you got your other one out?... Shall I put mine in there? Where did you put it through there?... How? Like that?
[Anthony:] In there...
[Charlotte:] And you couldn't even get it out...
[Anthony:] er that
[Charlotte:] take it... and that's how you've got it out, and I want
[speaker004:] ...
[Charlotte:] Do you know if I ate a strawberry one yet?
[Anthony:] Yeah
[Charlotte:] How did you know that, do you look at the paper or anything?... Did you?... Oh no it's broken, that is it... oh this is better, that's better to fix it...
[speaker004:] ......
[Charlotte:] That's what I haven't, have a sweetie
[speaker004:] ...
[Charlotte:] Oh it's a bit hard to do innit?... Good boy... keep working darling... but the only problem with it, that the wheels don't go round do they? Where's your drill?...
[Larna:] What you doing fixing your car are you?
[Charlotte:] Yeah, he hasn't got got something though, stand up, I know a song now, I've got a song... [singing] Hickory hickory dock, the mouse did run up the clock, the clock struck one, what do you think of that, hickory, hickory dock, tick tock [] there are, I know that one, er, get a drink...
[Larna:] Do you have to tip them all out Anthony Mark?
[Anthony:] Yeah
[Larna:] Well I hope you're gonna put them all away later
[Anthony:] Yeah
[Charlotte:] had a bit of my drink
[Anthony:] Oh my drink Anthony
[Charlotte:] Are you sure?... I think there was some, there's still a little bit in there Ant
[Anthony:] Mum, mum
[Charlotte:] [singing] Stop the pigeon, stop the pigeon []...
[Anthony:] mummy a little bit in there
[Larna:] You want a drink dear?
[Charlotte:] Have your sweets for what? have your sweets for what?... That's my last one
[Anthony:] Me want a green one
[Charlotte:] No, not any more
[Anthony:] and me want a, er, not and that I got two
[speaker004:] ...
[Charlotte:] they're broken... My last one
[speaker004:] ...
[Charlotte:] No more for what?... telephone ringing
[Larna:] hello
[Charlotte:] Can I do that?
[Anthony:] No you can't, me have a go
[Larna:] Oh right, okay... Charlotte be quiet, ah? Oh that's alright... yeah I'm just feeding my baby what's he coming round for then?
[Charlotte:] No...
[Larna:] Must be
[speaker004:] ...
[Larna:] Well what's it gonna cost at the moment then? Well it might put the price up a bit the, yeah, who's that with them? Oh, you definitely gonna have
[Charlotte:] Where's the spanner thing?
[Anthony:] Me got it
[Charlotte:] Oh I need it
[Anthony:] I want it
[Larna:] or are you still having a
[Anthony:] me doing that
[Charlotte:] Is, have you got three white ones?... No, well I'm, I need that one, that's not a white one, you need to go through the wheel there, see
[Larna:] Oh then? Well don't have it done then... well if you have them done you'll have them with the frame
[Charlotte:] Oh
[Larna:] won't they?
[Charlotte:] why won't this rod go through?
[Larna:] Oh you're not having those aluminium ones then... mm
[Charlotte:] Won't go through
[Larna:] Oh whatever, at least they won't rot that's right...
[Anthony:] No and not
[Larna:] Yeah
[Anthony:] I got a
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[Larna:] Yeah we could do with decorating, but it's not really worth it
[Charlotte:] you need a white one
[Anthony:] No, I can't, I can't
[Larna:] Yeah
[Charlotte:] I know you did and nobody can work on here, and won't work on that bit
[Larna:] Well we're gonna do the kitchen anyway under the er insurance where that water leaked
[Charlotte:] see, it keeps falling off the stupid thing
[Larna:] I suppose you can to decorate it as well, we're gonna have that dark grey, and that way it won't cost us anything, we just wait, you know just get it out on our insurance policy, so we'll send it off, no not at the moment, so I've still got to clean my kitchen out thoroughly
[Anthony:] Mum ma, mum ma