[speaker001:] Soon find out, cos you do it all the morning and stuff.... Have you started it?
[Tom:] Yeah.
[Peter:] Oh! Don't... see that was so easy. You don't need to work it out you just sit
[Tom:] That's alright.
[Peter:] all I... I sat down and visualized and then did it. And now I still se, need to do a couple more drawings....... You go, you're going so slow. Besides, if you didn't understand... how to work out that... questions are asked straight away. He's seriously deficient in what he should be learning cos... he should know that at least. But... shit! I've gotta do another registration.
[Tom:] What?
[Peter:] I mean, not another registration, I've gotta do another.... Yeah but... you've got the cards haven't you?
[Tom:] Mm.
[Peter:] Yeah, I haven't. I've gotta finish one as well. We've gotta finish a wo, a, gotta... finish the work on a book and then do the... test and answers, and then do a whole.
[Tom:] When for? When for?
[Peter:] Friday.
[Tom:] Not, yeah for next week.
[Peter:] I got, I've got a we, I've got ten days to do that in.
[Tom:] I've gotta bring it in on Tuesday.... Where d'ya get on you dickhead?
[Peter:] Yeah.
[Tom:] That's my top.
[Peter:] Ah!
[Tom:] Alright?
[speaker001:] Yeah.
[Peter:] And where were you this morning then, for work?
[Tom:] You weren't in Geography.
[speaker001:] When?
[Peter:] Just now. [noise traffic] Well, [LAUGHTER]... well, some people didn't bring their coats in today. Cos we're so tough!
[speaker001:] [LAUGHTER]
[Peter:] a coat though.... But I've, I've still got about two hours, at least er, to do.... I've gotta... right, I've gotta do at least erm.... Are you sure?
[Tom:] Yeah.
[Peter:] What day is it, Thursday?
[Tom:] I like the way you just.
[Peter:] [LAUGHTER] [traffic very, very noisy] Well this advertising
[speaker001:] Yeah but the humanities
[Tom:] sa
[Peter:] two asa, assignments... I got an extension. extension.
[Muhammad:] An extension?
[Peter:] I have, I asked for an extension because like, in, in light of my present mathematical ne, need for seriousness, for seriously doing a hell of a lot of maths homework
[Tom:] Mm.
[Peter:] so that I can do my exam.
[Tom:] They told me to do our exams early.
[Peter:] I'd like.
[Tom:] You know, a year early.
[Peter:] [LAUGHTER] Shut up []!... [LAUGHTER] Such a tosser []!
[Muhammad:] [singing] []. What?
[Tom:] So what, so you just look at it and do, look at the... the grade eight rubbish on that sheet that we're doing?
[Peter:] Basically, the secret is to do
[Tom:] What you're asked to do.
[Peter:] two plans, and... and choose one of them, with a reason, for why you chose it.
[Tom:] Yeah.
[Peter:] That's... you need that
[Tom:] That's crap!
[Peter:] to get an A... in that thing. Erm, I don't reckon I'll get all A's this time.
[Tom:] No.
[Peter:] I might do, but I doubt it.
[Tom:] The thing is you, you'll get them.
[Peter:] Er, he's not gonna give it to you twice though is he cos... I don't reckon he would di give it to you twice.
[Tom:] He don't, he don't give it to you twice?
[Peter:] What?
[Tom:] Don't you reckon?
[Peter:] No he could, but he's not gonna want to. Is he?... I hope it's worth A's but I don't think it is.
[Tom:] Next time that's on that should
[Peter:] It's best not to notice it. All these are smashed you know.
[Tom:] What?
[Peter:] All these are smashed. And they've only been here, what, two weeks?
[Tom:] Not even two weeks.
[Peter:] What that? No not that one. It's a new one.
[Tom:] Yeah I know.
[Peter:] Yeah, but this hasn't... it sho, it, first put it up with no glass, so they put the glass in... then it looked like a mirror
[Tom:] Mm.
[Peter:] and then it got, and then it got smashed. But all of them I know are smashed. Cos there's one at... two, or three bus stops back, you know, by Lisa's an, by Lisa's house.
[Tom:] That's what.
[Peter:] Yeah. [mimicking hooligan] Where's the fucking bus []! They've smashed it, smashed up the bus stop.
[Tom:] It's entertainment. [LAUGHTER] bus stop [].
[Peter:] [LAUGHTER] Shut up []!... Ah! I've left my music homework as well.
[Tom:] [LAUGHTER]
[Peter:] I shall have to go to the house.... Yeah, I've gotta do music homework because
[Muhammad:] What's that?
[Peter:] ah I've gotta invent a, a melody. I'll probably ring up James and ask him what he's done. I've got to invent a melody... about erm... all of minor scales. Which isn't actually hard but I have to write it down as well. And I ho, I would have done this on... Tuesday... when I actually worked out a melody but I didn't... manage a bit of paper... so I couldn't write it down.
[Muhammad:] Mhm.
[Peter:] Which is a major bummer.... Why haven't yous got a part in, why are you are, auditioning for West Side Story?
[Muhammad:] What?
[Peter:] Why are you auditioning for West Side Story?
[Muhammad:] I don't have time.
[Peter:] Why didn't you audition er Oh.
[speaker001:] Erm, er did you have the music, did you have music homework Josie? I can't hear her. What she say?
[Tom:] Well you're not gonna tape anything!
[Peter:] I am. All through music, non fucking stop. My only thing in life will be for the next hour and forty minutes... fuck, I live to tape, okay?
[Tom:] But it's gonna be boring. My conversation will be a lot more interesting won't they? Our registrations are funny!
[Peter:] Lo, la la la.
[Tom:] Our registrations are funny Peter!
[speaker006:] Yeah but if he lends it out he'll
[Peter:] Yeah exactly. Exactly, you know, and this is so weird hearing yourself talk and
[Tom:] Cos er, if you tape, cos I'll if your voice comes in the conversation I've got it all on tape now you stupid cow! [LAUGHTER]
[Peter:] Josie, erm... have you erm, erm there it is. Hello. Have you erm, done any, did you have music homework?
[Tom:] Yeah, I didn't do it.
[Peter:] No.
[speaker007:] Don't Peter, it hurts.
[Tom:] me or you?
[Peter:] Do I really care whether it hurts you, honestly? Do you really reckon?
[speaker006:] Oh no!
[Alex:] My dad used to work erm and this bloke used to like a pint of erm, oh I can't remember
[Peter:] Export.
[Alex:] export, yeah, I can't remember what it's like. Right? And there's a little dog with a, so that's why he likes a drink. Right? Oh yeah, and his dog, yeah... likes it as well yeah, they used to leave a tray out for him every night, yeah... when it was closing time the dog knew every time it closed, it wo, I mean if they closed at lunchtime it wouldn't come down... it would only come down when they closed up at night. And it goes on, it goes on every night right? If you put a pint of beer out for him he wouldn't drink it. You put a little drop of lemonade in it, he'll drink it.
[Peter:] [LAUGHTER]
[Alex:] And until you, if you just lemonade, wouldn't drink it. But if yo, if it was bitter and a bit of lemonade it would drink it, nothing else.
[Peter:] Er, you know the same thing they tried down at
[Alex:] Yeah.
[Peter:] got my dad erm... er, just drink pints after pints of Guinness.
[Alex:] [LAUGHTER]
[Peter:] He just sits there lapping up all these like... bowls of
[speaker001:] He does?
[Peter:] Guinness. The dog.
[Alex:] Yeah but this this this dog will only drink it if it had a little bit of lemonade in. [LAUGHTER] It's so funny [].
[Peter:] The dog's permanently drunk. It sits there going.
[Alex:] [LAUGHTER]
[Peter:] The dog's like
[Alex:] [singing] Oh yeah [].
[speaker001:] What are you doing?
[Peter:] Yeah, it attacks anything.
[Alex:] Any fizzy drink?
[Peter:] What?
[Alex:] ?
[Peter:] No.
[Alex:] What about... spirits?
[Peter:] No she doesn't, no.
[Alex:] [LAUGHTER]
[Peter:] She doesn't actually eat anything that's actually bad for her.
[Alex:] Oh and Guinness isn't bad for you? Pints and pints of Guinness? Oh.... What it doesn't drink alcohol?... How does it know how does it know if it's bad for you or not?
[Peter:] I don't know, it's jus, it's like anything that's bad she doesn't seem drink.
[Alex:] Get some lemonade right and it. Just to
[Peter:] Yeah but she won't. She won't.
[Alex:] You get some lemonade with cyanide in it... and some Coke with cyanide in and see what she drinks.
[Peter:] She doesn't like the gas.
[Alex:] [LAUGHTER]... Flat lemonade.
[Peter:] She still won't drink it.
[Alex:] Why not?
[Peter:] I dunno. I try giving her Coke all the time because she looks like she's begging for my Coke. Yeah? If I pour her some Coke... she won't drink it. But the guy is an arsehole... also. But he's just, he's just, he's like, he's so... you can read what he's done. I mean, you can understand him, so easily. It started off Acts like a complete dick to try and get attention. And then he went slightly... relaxed... and now he's being a dick again. Like, you know, this morning in erm language... he jumps off a table screaming, ow, ow, ow! No. For a start he shouldn't have been on the table. Secondly, he doesn't need to that's just stupid.
[Muhammad:] The one that you're, you're, you're taking, right, just means that you... you. [traffic noise]
[Peter:] Yes.
[Muhammad:] No, oh oh, you can't. No.
[Peter:] I thought you said she did it.
[Muhammad:] ... [singing] Mm mm, wo oh []. [whistling]
[Peter:] Right, and the other thing... sorry, but he also... reckons he's God about girls. He reckons he knows everything.
[Muhammad:] He's not.
[Peter:] I don't like Elsa either.
[Muhammad:] Why not?
[Peter:] Ah! She's just so irritating. She's just so Fuck... would be good one. Everything's come out my bag.... Bloody way! Aargh!
[speaker001:] Come on Peter get... on the bus.
[Peter:] Ah shit! My sister really needed that. She, cos like, cos you know like these interesting lighters when she went to France?
[Muhammad:] Yeah.
[Tom:] Yeah.
[Peter:] In, in the science museum she saw these really nice lighters... and she comes back and my mum's in the same room and she says, I nearly bought you a lighter. Thanks ma, you know... I really want my mum to hear that.
[Tom:] Well
[Peter:] And she lost my fucking camera!
[Muhammad:] Make her pay for it.
[Peter:] No, I'll get a, I'll get a replacement off my parents, but... sorry, she changed the film cos... sixteen pictures of it were my ones... cos I hadn't used the film
[Tom:] Yeah but
[Peter:] some of them, some of them might be of Spain.
[Tom:] Of Spain.
[Peter:] I hate her!
[Muhammad:] Ah no!
[Tom:] Ah no!
[Peter:] No, but she changed the film before she lost it so it's alright.
[Tom:] Did she?
[Peter:] It's like, one day developing right and she hasn't got round to collecting them yet. It's been like a week. What is the point of paying for... one day developing?
[Muhammad:] Yeah but er, you pay, you pay so much for twenty four
[Peter:] Exactly.
[Muhammad:] hours.
[Peter:] And if you go, if you're not gonna pick them up the next day.
[Muhammad:] It's like my mum, she paid to get them developed right and about two weeks later she goes in... that's how much it costs for a week. I went, oh no!... About six, costs six quid to develop overnight
[Peter:] Yes.
[Muhammad:] so he said he... no, she said
[Peter:] And she had to pay six quid for
[Muhammad:] No, she paid five seventy five that was all.
[Peter:] Why?
[Muhammad:] Because... she, it would have been twenty four hours.
[Peter:] Yeah but you said it was six.
[Muhammad:] Yeah, five seventy nine though. You know, erm
[Peter:] Ah. Almost six.
[Muhammad:] you know. Yeah.
[Tom:] She collected it a week later?
[Peter:] Mm! One hour time. [LAUGHTER]... One hour developing next year. But Alex. Alex's family, the s, they are weird. I am sorry. They are a slightly weird family. No, they're always late... actually.
[Muhammad:] What's weird... about being late?
[Peter:] No, they actually, listen, listen. Like, all their films came, like Alex's film of er Spain... empties the camera... basically puts it in this pile they keep in a drawer somewhere of films, okay? Every now and then when they feel like it, take a handful of films and get them developed.
[Muhammad:] [LAUGHTER]
[Peter:] It's like the re, most latest ones have been from like six years ago.
[Muhammad:] [LAUGHTER]
[Peter:] Just... bloody irritating.
[Tom:] I couldn't, I can't.
[Peter:] Yeah.
[Tom:] Really, the week before, every now and again I wanted to stick. Just the way we were.
[Peter:] Still
[Muhammad:] Alright.
[Peter:] Darren.... Are you going in town Sally?
[speaker001:] Oh yeah.
[Peter:] But Miss, have you ever had Miss?
[Tom:] No.
[Peter:] You're so lucky right. She didn't believe,sh, we'll drop our theory off, round for tomorrow night. Her the, er she believed non-competitive. How can have non-competitive? It doesn't work. The whole thing, the reason you go, do so well in it
[Muhammad:] Yeah.
[Peter:] is cos you compete against other people so you do loads of matrices. But she had er the non-competitive version.
[Muhammad:] So how did you work that out?
[Peter:] Well she didn't want it competitive cos you'll be doing it against yourself not everyone else. Which is alright as a theory but it doesn't work cos you don't get any work done.... See what I'm saying?
[Muhammad:] What she wants to talk about, everyone... has to do matrix or... learn more of the crap.
[Peter:] No, it was just, she didn't want you to be competitive about it. So she didn't expe, you know the ma, matrix system... of levels and stuff... I didn't fully understand that until the fourth year... when I went with Miss... cos she never explained it because she didn't reckon you needed to know.... She's a bitch!... See ya! I was walking to school, right cos...... saw this in the shop
[Muhammad:] Is that back on?
[Peter:] cos sp sp, the bus strike.
[Muhammad:] But I thought that was Friday?
[Peter:] No it's today I think.
[Muhammad:] Ah.
[Peter:] Saw it, saw it in the window, I had to buy it!
[Muhammad:] Worgh!
[Peter:] Just couldn't resist it.
[Muhammad:] Why did you buy that?
[Peter:] I've no idea, I just got
[Muhammad:] You've got a recording the sound again?
[Peter:] What?
[Muhammad:] gotta go out.
[Peter:] Oh! What, on C D? Yeah but I want
[Muhammad:] No.
[Peter:] I don't want tape, I want
[Muhammad:] Oh my God! My did you bother
[Peter:] I do
[Muhammad:] really? It's just that
[Peter:] I dunno, I just saw it and thought, I have to buy it.
[Muhammad:] Oh look Spikey, look!
[Peter:] Here he comes. Tom, you're late! Mr has done. He's gone home... sort of. He... I was walking in
[Muhammad:] Hiya Tom!
[Peter:] I was walking in and he comes past on my bike... on his bike, [LAUGHTER] not my bike []. What's the bastard [LAUGHTER] doing with my bike []!
[Muhammad:] [LAUGHTER]
[Peter:] Do you ha, do yo, is the seventy three running?
[Tom:] I dunno.
[Peter:] Do you go to seventy three? You had to walk... from
[Tom:] Yes.
[Peter:] home?
[Tom:] I
[Peter:] [LAUGHTER]
[Tom:] What?
[Peter:] What you had to walk? I had to walk sa
[Tom:] What's all this then?
[Peter:] [LAUGHTER]... Tom.
[Tom:] What?
[Peter:] Can you try and work out why he's at school?
[Tom:] What?
[Peter:] Can you try and work out why he's at school cos he baffles me!
[Muhammad:] [LAUGHTER]
[Tom:] He just wants to come.
[Muhammad:] [LAUGHTER]
[Tom:] Where is he?
[Peter:] Er, dunno. So I gave it to him, only he came past on his bike.
[Muhammad:] Did you sa you say Darren came?
[Peter:] But I don't want to go home. [LAUGHTER]
[Tom:] How did you get here?
[Peter:] Er, bus and walk.... When d'ya do it? Let me see.
[Tom:] Does that mean Cassie got here at half ten?
[Peter:] Yes. And,... and.
[Tom:] And Patsy?
[Peter:] [clears throat]... Although I'm not. Matchsticks squares. Did you do matchstick squares again?
[Tom:] No.
[Peter:] Oh!
[Tom:] Am I brilliant then?
[Peter:] Yeah I, I can hear ya.
[Muhammad:] I'll be up there.
[Peter:] Besides.
[Muhammad:] I've got to see
[Tom:] Oh well why not? Trying to
[Peter:] Ha.... I handed in Matchbox, cos for some reason I still had it. Bloody lucky I did cos a, that's the only mark scheme I had... was my Matchbox.
[speaker001:] Look what I bought today in the shop.
[Muhammad:] [LAUGHTER] Oh oh, you're a bit sad [].
[Peter:] I just saw it, I thought... I must buy that.... Could just leave it on his desk but he might not come up here.
[Muhammad:] Mm mm.
[Tom:] There's no one in the staff room.
[Peter:] [sighing] Yeah [].... [cough] Might as well
[Muhammad:] [whispering] Look in first []
[Tom:] Look in first and if he... Ask Miss.
[Peter:] Ask Miss, now I know it's hard... cos sh
[Muhammad:] He might be in there.
[Peter:] Mr cos he came... yeah. [door opening]
[speaker001:] Hello. Right thank you. Lovely.
[Peter:] That is
[speaker001:] Alright then.
[Peter:] while I'm here.
[speaker001:] Okay. Alright then.... Alright. Well done. Thank you very much.
[Muhammad:] What do you wanna do now?
[Peter:] Well I gotta wait till ten thirty.
[Muhammad:] Why?
[Peter:] Give this back.... And then I and erm... probably go shopping. Go home and watch Good Morning Vietnam. Do my science
[Muhammad:] Oh that's good.
[Peter:] do my science work sheet and geography work sheet while I'm watching that. Do some tidying up. Maybe ta, sort the clothes if I can be bothered. Watch Nuns on the Run if the guy... across the road erm... gets back in time. Erm, and sleep.
[Tom:] What else you gonna do?
[Peter:] Dunno.
[Tom:] What?
[Peter:] Dunno. Cos I've gotta make up for the sleep I lost... erm... yesterday.
[Tom:] What?
[Peter:] So I jus, I just didn't do it. I just, [LAUGHTER] I started yesterday about eight o'clock and was up till one... doing it.
[Tom:] What?
[Peter:] Ma, er match.
[Muhammad:] [humming]
[Peter:] Yeah, I dunno if that's open.
[Tom:] Ha, well how far away does James live?
[Peter:] Why?
[Tom:] Well he'll the first place. He's li, he says he up till about one, two in the morning on Thursday night
[Muhammad:] Yeah.
[Tom:] doing, finishing off all the erm... course work.
[Peter:] That's a good point actually.
[Tom:] I just don't know wha, just don't know what to say. It's not, it's not as if he's got a
[Peter:] Oh. Haven't they got a game?
[Tom:] No they're playing here today because erm... Hughey's got to do math's homework.
[Peter:] Who? Oh sure. Phillip.... I'm going now. I'll see you then.
[Tom:] If you're lucky you'll be home at twelve.
[Peter:] Yeah. We might go through some of them.
[Tom:] See ya then.
[Peter:] Yeah. Bye.... Why are you in?
[Danny:] What?
[Peter:] Why are you in?
[Danny:] Drama.
[Peter:] What you gotta do?
[Danny:] I've got an exam Thursday.
[Peter:] And you gotta rehearse?
[Danny:] Why are you in?
[Peter:] Oh. Gotta hand in, had to hand in some investigations for maths.
[speaker001:] Hey, you feeling better?
[Muhammad:] Yeah.
[Peter:] Well it had to I suppose. Handed in my maths.
[Muhammad:] Well you had to, to go then?
[Peter:] Oh God!
[Muhammad:] Yeah. That's probably why.
[Peter:] Oh. Is that Peter? Oh! He's got school?... Is that, oh yeah.
[Muhammad:] Yeah. Yeah.
[Peter:] Oh God! Here they come.
[Muhammad:] Oh fucking hell!
[Peter:] L block I thought. Someone else must be going. Aren't you home?
[Muhammad:] No, I'll wait for you.
[Peter:] Oh alright.
[Muhammad:] I'll converse. Right. Converse. I wanna go, I'm going up town.... Go up to Miss thingy.
[Peter:] What?
[Muhammad:] Go on. Go on. [LAUGHTER]
[Peter:] Who Miss?
[Muhammad:] Missy, what d'ya call her?
[Peter:] ?
[Muhammad:] Miss... Miss Hitler.
[Peter:] Miss?
[Muhammad:] Or, or Miss, who had an affair with the drama teacher.
[Peter:] Miss. I just said Miss over and over
[Muhammad:] Yeah.
[Peter:] again! Yeah. cos they've gotta be in as well.
[speaker001:] Are you still conversing with that?
[Peter:] Yeah.
[speaker001:] Okay.
[Peter:] They've gotta be in today as well.
[Muhammad:] What?
[Peter:] They've all gotta be in today as well.
[Muhammad:] Er er, you know I told you that thingy?
[Peter:] What?
[Muhammad:] Erm, where you go in to it completely and you
[Peter:] Yeah.
[Muhammad:] and me not being able to say the word... basically
[Peter:] Yeah. D'ya, d'ya wanna talk in here or talk outside?
[Muhammad:] I don't give a fuck!
[Peter:] Well, it's just... probably people can hear. Well you can't see them coming, they won't hear.
[Muhammad:] The thing is... I sa, I don't fancy any more of this, you know
[Peter:] Talk
[Muhammad:] not bothered. [children chattering and walking down corridor]... I've got, well done.
[Peter:] It's locked!
[speaker001:] What are you here for?
[Peter:] What? Is it, you know the lot... well all the other girls have gone upstairs. said stay down for a minute.
[speaker001:] What are you doing here?
[Peter:] Handing in math's course work. [shouting] Hey! Hey! Eh! Eh []! Erm
[speaker001:] Mica.
[Peter:] Mico, yeah. Erm... who's idea,ha, Merco, who's idea was the parrot sketch?
[speaker001:] What?
[Peter:] Ha, is anyone in your year doing the parrot sketch for the entertainment.
[Muhammad:] Ah no, I don't think so.
[speaker001:] I dunno. We don't know what we're doing yet.
[Peter:] You, don't you decide?
[speaker001:] Nope.
[Peter:] We had to work ourselves, we did the parrot sketch. We had to write up the parrot sketch in English and this French translated in French for us.... No you're upstairs then?
[speaker001:] Yeah.
[Peter:] Erm, cos all the other girls are still up... out of the whole... says on the letter it's wri, it said L block.
[Muhammad:] Did it?
[speaker001:] So I have to go upstairs then?
[Peter:] Yeah.
[Muhammad:] We've gotta up only done one si, tape. It's amazing what you tape.
[Peter:] Sir. What? Are you?
[Muhammad:] I should be.
[Peter:] Mm.
[Muhammad:] I'm telling you, why am I
[Peter:] Well are you what?
[Muhammad:] Why am I not trying to go out
[Peter:] Cos it's important.
[Muhammad:] Ah? What?
[Peter:] I dunno.
[Muhammad:] Oh come on, don't
[Peter:] I don't know!
[Muhammad:] That's it.
[Peter:] But he couldn't work out why I was in school? What? Because... you like her. Do you like her?
[Muhammad:] Yeah.
[Peter:] Well, there's no problem.
[Muhammad:] I wanna sit down.
[Peter:] Do you find her attractive?
[Muhammad:] Relatively.
[Peter:] Well, that's no problem then. She's got to
[Muhammad:] Except when it... it's not
[Peter:] Well
[Muhammad:] it's not fair when
[Peter:] close your eyes. Who?
[Muhammad:] Her.
[Peter:] It's her. Hi.
[speaker001:] Hi.... Where's the French exchange group?
[Muhammad:] I dunno whether she's gonna come.
[Peter:] Dunno. I think it's in the hall.
[speaker001:] Oh.
[Muhammad:] Come on!
[Peter:] That's where... everyone else seems to have gone. What is it? Muhammad!
[speaker001:] Ah no!
[Peter:] Leave him alone! Better let go else he's gonna get really
[speaker001:] He's got, he's got my money! He's got my money!
[Peter:] Here he comes with a black eye. Must have.... Yeah? So?
[Muhammad:] I don't wanna see her. I don't like it.
[Peter:] So close your eyes.
[Muhammad:] Ye, no her ears.
[Peter:] I wonder where she's gone?... Hiya.
[speaker001:] Hello Peter! What are you doing here?
[Peter:] Math's course work. Tt.
[speaker001:] Oh oh!
[Peter:] Have to hand it in.
[speaker001:] Well fair enough.
[Peter:] Cos where yo
[speaker001:] What's happening today, is it baker day or like insect day or
[Peter:] Ah, yeah insect day.
[speaker001:] Alright.
[Peter:] Ooh God! I hope she has fun.
[speaker001:] [LAUGHTER]
[Peter:] I hope she breaks her neck!
[Muhammad:] That's nice.
[Peter:] The question is... are you actually... interes, attracted to her enough to want to, you know... what are you
[Muhammad:] I suppose.
[Peter:] Why? No problem. For a start, is she interested in you? Or she is going with you cos they force her.
[Muhammad:] No, not particularly. No. Erm...?
[Peter:] Oh I didn't have time.
[Muhammad:] I'm getting trainers boy.
[Peter:] Wo! We don't need you for two weeks.
[Muhammad:] What?
[Peter:] We don't need to for two weeks.
[Muhammad:] Why?
[Peter:] We haven't got P E for two weeks.
[Muhammad:] I know that.... I can start on the... on the changing room.
[Peter:] Sad you are.
[Muhammad:] Why am I sad when I'm getting some new trainers?
[Peter:] Oh here comes short arse.
[Muhammad:] Who's short arse?
[Peter:] . the dick.
[Muhammad:] I do not wanna see right. I do not want
[Peter:] Muhammad! So why d'ya come to school okay? You knew the French exchange kids were gonna be here.
[Muhammad:] I didn't know.
[Peter:] No you did.
[Muhammad:] I forgot. I forgot.
[Peter:] No you so
[Muhammad:] I forgot!
[Peter:] no, yeah you knew originally.
[Muhammad:] Fuck off! I forgot.
[Peter:] It's not my fa, so is that, is that my fault?
[Muhammad:] Are you going that film?
[Peter:] When?
[Muhammad:] Today.
[Peter:] I dunno. Are you?
[Muhammad:] I want to.
[Peter:] Well... tt... I could, but... there's certain problems.
[Muhammad:] Such as?
[Peter:] Such as I, hang on... what?
[speaker001:] Where's the French exchange?
[Peter:] Er, L block.
[speaker001:] Am I late?
[Peter:] Yeah, you were supposed
[Muhammad:] He's a tosser!
[Peter:] be here at nine thirty.
[Muhammad:] He's a tosser! Don't believe what he says.
[speaker001:] Well what's the,
[Peter:] You better run you know.
[speaker001:] Eh?
[Peter:] They're all sitting down and stuff. We looked in the window. In the hall. [LAUGHTER]... They're all in the hall. He's gonna get well pissed off!
[Muhammad:] Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah I know.
[Peter:] He's gonna storm out of there. You bastard Peter! You bastard! What? You bastard Peter! You bastard!
[Muhammad:] [LAUGHTER]
[Peter:] No, cos the thing is... my dad wants to go and see... a film... sometime near my birthday.
[Muhammad:] [LAUGHTER]
[Peter:] So... erm, which I don't mind cos
[Muhammad:] What film?
[Peter:] Dunno. But I don't wanna see a film... that my parents are gonna watch with me. I wanna watch...
[Muhammad:] Well, just tell them what one you want. I mean
[Peter:] See, I wanna see Accidental Hero.
[Muhammad:] Please!
[Peter:] That looks good.
[Muhammad:] I know, but I mean, come on!
[Peter:] Well what else is on actually?
[Muhammad:] There's the Jungle Book.
[Peter:] Yes!
[Muhammad:] We could take Warner.
[Peter:] No.
[Muhammad:] Who's that?
[Peter:] Dunno. Looks like Sarah driving.
[Muhammad:] Who is driving? Oh my
[Peter:] It does, doesn't it?
[Muhammad:] God! It's probably little Sarah.
[Peter:] Who is that? Who's that?
[Muhammad:] !
[Peter:] Who is she?
[Muhammad:] That, that girl. I mean, the woman driving... looks like
[Peter:] Looks like Sa
[Muhammad:] Sarah so much, my God it's frightening!
[Peter:] Has that just come on?
[Muhammad:] What?
[Peter:] Has that just come on?
[Muhammad:] No, it's not. Going the wrong way.
[Peter:] That could be her.... No cos erm... I need to do some stuff today. Like, I need to get some rope.
[Muhammad:] Rope. What d'ya mean?
[Peter:] Suicide.
[speaker001:] [cough]
[Muhammad:] Oh right.
[speaker001:] No such thing as a much math's course work actually.
[Peter:] No handing it in.
[speaker001:] Oh yeah!
[Peter:] But I've gotta return this.
[speaker001:] Right.
[Muhammad:] Why is she wearing sandals?
[Peter:] Why not? Oh they're not sandals, they're flip-flops.
[Muhammad:] Flip-flops, same thing. [LAUGHTER]... Are you coming? Shall we walk?
[Peter:] No I need to get some rope cos
[Muhammad:] Can we walk please? Shall we walk?
[Peter:] Why?
[Muhammad:] As in, I, I can't be bothered to go down for like half an hour.
[Peter:] Where are you walking though?
[Muhammad:] I dunno. Just
[Peter:] I need to
[Muhammad:] walk that way and... and that way.
[Peter:] I was gonna wait for Josie and that lot.
[Muhammad:] Why?
[Peter:] Josie and Cassie.
[Muhammad:] Yeah, they're, they're fucking gonna come at
[Peter:] They're not gonna be in, they're gonna be in till ten.
[Muhammad:] until about ten thirty five.
[Peter:] Yeah I know.
[Muhammad:] Jesus!
[Peter:] Come back at ten twenty then. But ee, if Miss comes in I don't have to do it, I just hand it over to Miss and... bugger off.
[Muhammad:] Who's that?...
[Peter:] Aargh! Aargh! Run for it! Where you gonna walk then?
[Muhammad:] I really haven't a fucking
[Peter:] Oh ye
[Muhammad:] clue.
[Peter:] hang on, we could go and see your
[Muhammad:] What?
[Peter:] Might as well go and see Janet.
[Muhammad:] Nah!
[Peter:] Why not?
[Muhammad:] Nah! Too dangerous.
[Peter:] What d'ya mean, too dangerous?
[Muhammad:] Ah! I don't wanna bugger up... the
[Peter:] What?
[Muhammad:] plan.
[Peter:] What?
[Muhammad:] I don't wanna bugger up the plan.
[Peter:] What plans?
[Muhammad:] The plans we've got with her, as in....
[Peter:] Right. You mean, you can go out with her... but you're not allowed to talk her, only Zang is, otherwise you might jeopardize the situation?
[Muhammad:] Nah, nah, no, no, no. Jeopardize the situation. I'm not going out with her at the moment.
[Peter:] Ah!
[Muhammad:] But I should be by around Tuesday night.
[Peter:] You said by Monday last time.
[Muhammad:] Did I? Well I lied.
[Peter:] Yeah, you did.
[Muhammad:] Well I lied.
[Peter:] Smells nice though.
[Muhammad:] Well can you prove that? Yes you can.
[Peter:] Smells... [LAUGHTER] yeah I can actually. [LAUGHTER] Yeah []!
[Muhammad:] Can you? Listen to a plonker!
[Peter:] Nah. Actually it depends when you said it. When did you say it? Ah?
[Muhammad:] Probably said it while I was like, yeah,we, you know, while you were at the
[Peter:] I don't think so. I might have.
[Muhammad:] Yeah.
[Peter:] [yawn]
[Muhammad:] Oh shit! You, don't tell me you haven't done any dubbing?
[Peter:] No I haven't.
[Muhammad:] Ah you cunt!
[Peter:] Problem?
[Muhammad:] Yes! It's a problem. I wanted to have some hyper copies of her voice.
[Peter:] Oh really? Oh well.
[Muhammad:] Is there any da, dubbing sort of place anywhere?
[Peter:] Yeah.
[Muhammad:] Tamsins?
[Peter:] French.
[Muhammad:] French. Is French open? And, is there?
[Peter:] No I mean on Mondays.
[Muhammad:] What?
[Peter:] I mean on Mondays, French.
[Muhammad:] Could go to Tamsins.
[Peter:] Yeah, we could. Do you want to?
[Muhammad:] [LAUGHTER] No, no, not particularly [].
[Peter:] Could go to Lisa's.
[Muhammad:] Has she erm, recovered from Malaria? [LAUGHTER]
[Peter:] Oh shame!
[Muhammad:] [LAUGHTER] Exactly what I thought. I lau, I laughed, you know, I laughed hard.
[Peter:] [LAUGHTER]
[Muhammad:] And I,i i, it's fucking sad, she's pretty sick.
[Peter:] Sounds rough.
[Muhammad:] [LAUGHTER]... But I can probably look good with a.
[Peter:] Hang on! Hang on! You've only just gone off ro, erm... Tamsin.
[Muhammad:] [LAUGHTER]... And trying for Janet, yeah.
[Peter:] Try and keep cont,so co, some control of your hormones.
[Muhammad:] [LAUGHTER] No I can't []. I've realized that I've never been out of love.
[Peter:] Oh! Good for you.... But you've never been loved.
[Muhammad:] True. [LAUGHTER]... So we'll walk in the general direction of Tamsin.
[Peter:] Alright.
[Muhammad:] Okay. Has
[Peter:] What
[Muhammad:] she got a though? Has she got a though?
[Peter:] ah, but what's the?
[Muhammad:] I dunno. We might decide to go to her house.
[Peter:] Ah well I've gotta come back for ten, so
[Muhammad:] Stay.
[Peter:] Ah yeah, well, I gotta leave, start coming back at ten.
[Muhammad:] Alright, stay for ten minutes and then, can come back.
[Peter:] Hang on, I think yo, in England or in... erm... where they
[Muhammad:] What?
[Peter:] go? Tunisia.
[Muhammad:] Tunisia.
[Peter:] In Tunisia in hospital? Oh! Shit! That's pretty good.
[Muhammad:] No, no, no, no. No, no. She, she's in hospital here I think.
[Peter:] So she came back with Malaria?
[Muhammad:] Yeah.
[Peter:] [LAUGHTER]
[Muhammad:] I'm not, I'm not sure.... I only saw her sister. [traffic noise]
[Peter:] Why didn't she have jabs?
[Muhammad:] I don't have a clue!
[Peter:] Balls! It's balls!
[Muhammad:] That's why I laughed.
[Peter:] Balls!
[Muhammad:] Look, you laughed, I laughed.
[Peter:] Right, when I went to Turkey, I had three jabs before I went away... and every two days I took two tablets. Ma anti-malaria tablets.
[Muhammad:] Oh bless her!
[Peter:] What? Well don't say that's overreacting cos
[Muhammad:] I don't give a fuck! Don't give a fuck
[Peter:] cos you could say that's overreacting but... I haven't got malaria... [LAUGHTER] and []... Lisa has.
[Muhammad:] [LAUGHTER]
[Peter:] So there's the proof for it.
[Muhammad:] [LAUGHTER]... Ah shit! So that is so fucking sad! She's got malaria!
[Peter:] Yeah, but it can be treated in this country.
[Muhammad:] What?
[Peter:] But, can't they treat it in this country?
[Muhammad:] Yeah, they probably can.
[Peter:] Yeah.
[Muhammad:] Erm, cos then, they're doing tests... to see if she has got it, but it's highly, highly likely that she has.
[Peter:] So who have you phoned up then?
[Muhammad:] Nobody. Zang told me.
[Peter:] Oh Zang phoned you? How did Zang find out?
[Muhammad:] Zang phoned Lisa.
[Peter:] Oh Christ! He doesn't waste time [LAUGHTER] does he []?
[Muhammad:] Why? Just cos he phoned her.
[Peter:] Well we know he fancies her right?
[Muhammad:] No. He doesn't.
[Peter:] He doesn't?
[Muhammad:] He doesn't.
[Peter:] Oh!
[Muhammad:] They're friends.
[Peter:] Do you want a Werther's Original?
[Muhammad:] Yeah, please.
[Peter:] I could roll this through the mud, spit on it... and put it through dog's dirtisisism... and most people would still say yes please.
[Muhammad:] [LAUGHTER]
[Peter:] True?
[Muhammad:] True. [LAUGHTER]... That was so funny!
[Peter:] Ah God! I'm ill.
[Muhammad:] How come?
[Peter:] I'm bloody ill. Sore throat.
[Muhammad:] [LAUGHTER]... Great!
[Peter:] Ha aargh! These really help. Yuk!
[Muhammad:] [LAUGHTER]
[Peter:] But... [LAUGHTER]... blame John. No, on the letter though it did say... er wha... no I had to ring Sasha you know. I rang Sasha for my sister.
[Muhammad:] Yeah?
[Peter:] Funny thing was, Alex answered the phone... and he knows my voice on the phone easily see.
[Muhammad:] Yeah.
[Peter:] Alex answers the phone. Hello. Hello, can I speak to Sasha please?
[Muhammad:] [LAUGHTER]
[Peter:] Which I thought was quite funny.
[Muhammad:] [LAUGHTER]... And I presume that he didn't?
[Peter:] I don't think he's... didn't say anything. He was probably crying though.... But they got
[Muhammad:] oh fuck that!
[Peter:] they gotta be there from nine thirty till... one. Do you believe that?
[Muhammad:] Well
[Peter:] [yawn]
[Muhammad:] They must use a.... I wouldn't mind just... one up there.
[Peter:] Oh shut up! Look at Muhammad!
[Muhammad:] I feel fine.
[speaker001:] There is a limit to how much I can take!
[Muhammad:] No there isn't!
[Peter:] There is actually because... and you're coming bloody close to it.
[Muhammad:] Dogs. The only thing I don't like.
[Peter:] Oh. Tt.
[Muhammad:] Shall we, erm... have an excuse by saying you wanna... co converse. She might be still asleep though.
[Peter:] Yeah, probably. Alex is.
[Muhammad:] Mm mm.
[Peter:] At a rough guess.
[Muhammad:] [LAUGHTER] I think he's definitely asleep []!
[Peter:] We don't need, we don't need the laws of erm... [LAUGHTER] we don't need the laws of physics []
[Muhammad:] [LAUGHTER]
[Peter:] as proof... Alex is, is still in bed.
[Muhammad:] [LAUGHTER]
[Peter:] I haven't got anything of, talking to my parents right, cos I just don't really.
[Muhammad:] Oh yeah.
[Peter:] I don't hold conversations with my parents.
[Muhammad:] Mhm.
[Peter:] [sighing] Ha []. Did you see Good Morning Vietnam?
[Muhammad:] Mm mm, no.
[Peter:] No?
[Muhammad:] Missed it. I saw a bit.
[Peter:] I would have watched it if I didn't have maths.
[Muhammad:] Good morning Vietnam!
[Peter:] I, I watched the first ten minutes which was really funny cos... as they're going along in the truck... ah look at that woman! Ah! Yes! Oh what a lovely body! And, and he goes... no we can't, can we stop? Please! Please! Stop! Stop! Stop! And the guy driving the truck says, no we can't we've got an important meeting. Okay. So, the driver actually speeds up okay? And then, another woman, exactly the same clothes
[Muhammad:] Aha.
[Peter:] same hat, so it looks like the same woman... so he says, oh my God! There she is again! She's, she's got this fa, how the hell did she get in front of us? Come on, please, the driver says... I know, I know, speed up, let's test her stamina.
[Muhammad:] [LAUGHTER]
[Peter:] Stopped her dead.
[Muhammad:] [LAUGHTER]... Oh oh.
[Peter:] Did you see that Robin William's thing, Acting Funny?
[Muhammad:] No.
[Peter:] Oh it was quite interesting.
[Muhammad:] I actually
[Peter:] Cos basically, Robin William films are... either... a film... with a character... and Robin Williams... is the character, takes over the film and... Robin Williams comes through, and it's funny. Okay?
[Muhammad:] Okay.
[Peter:] Now, you know, erm Good Morning Vietnam?
[Muhammad:] Mhm.
[Peter:] What it is, is it's a... what, what, aha... what it is er... it's a film... and basically it's a film with spaces in it... for Robin Williams just to say jokes.
[Muhammad:] Mhm.
[Peter:] Basically to do a routine.
[Muhammad:] Mhm.
[Peter:] But the problem is, it's a serious film... around that.
[Muhammad:] Mm.
[Peter:] Okay? And it doesn't work very well
[Muhammad:] Mm.
[Peter:] because... yeah, you know... the structure is is
[Muhammad:] It's still a good, it's a fi, still a good
[Peter:] You know the stru,i, er, most people will be perfectly happy to watch... erm... two hours of Robin Williams being a funny D J
[Muhammad:] Mm mm.
[Peter:] but putting it around the, well... apparently doesn't work. And then things like... some of the stories... like
[Muhammad:] Yeah.
[Peter:] the Fisher King
[Muhammad:] Ah, that was good.
[Peter:] that was apparently excellent!
[Muhammad:] It was good.
[Peter:] Which I never saw. But... I'm sure it is.
[Muhammad:] Which you will be opening to public... on Channel Four.
[Peter:] Yeah, probably. [LAUGHTER]
[Muhammad:] Yeah.
[Peter:] Do you reckon they'll put Toys on?
[Muhammad:] Nah!
[Peter:] [LAUGHTER]... [mimicking American accent] That's a likely possibility []. Actually Muhammad, I don't reckon we should go this way.
[Muhammad:] Why?
[Peter:] Cos I don't reckon we should go and call on her cos that's... a bit out of order. It's fucking early! And also
[Muhammad:] What time is it then?
[Peter:] What?
[Muhammad:] What time is it?
[Peter:] I dunno. I can't reach my watch. Quarter to ten. Also, if we co
[Muhammad:] We only have to walk down
[Peter:] also if we, no because if we walk down there... and
[Muhammad:] Right.
[Peter:] they look out their window and see us... you know
[Muhammad:] So? What the fuck!
[Peter:] So, I don't want anyone thinking
[Muhammad:] What the fuck!
[Peter:] Just come round this way Muhammad.
[Muhammad:] No! What the fuck! I don't give a fuck!
[Peter:] Fine. Fine
[Muhammad:] Right.
[Peter:] You go and make a complete prick of yourself.
[Muhammad:] Why?
[Peter:] But I'm, I don't particularly want to.
[Muhammad:] Oh come on!
[Peter:] No!
[Muhammad:] You're not gonna be a? Rosa isn't gonna, not gonna do it, Tamsin's not gonna do it right. [LAUGHTER] You're gonna help me out about that []. Cassie, we don't give a fuck about!
[Peter:] Cassie... Cassie's... oh she has, she's seen Cassie.
[Muhammad:] Yeah?
[Peter:] Well
[Muhammad:] Is that Cassie's car?
[Peter:] Mm mm, well not Cassie's, it's somebody's though. Cassie's, yes it is. But, it's not Cassie I don't think. Erm...
[Muhammad:] Do you wanna or not?
[Peter:] No, not particularly.
[Muhammad:] Ah come on!
[Peter:] Nope. [sigh]
[Muhammad:] Take a risk.
[Peter:] No.
[Muhammad:] If you, If you're game right... and the entire field is full of mines... and you need to get the last base.
[Peter:] Shut up!
[Muhammad:] You've gotta take
[Peter:] No.
[Muhammad:] a fucking chance!
[Peter:] Muhammad, I have no objective of trying to reach here.
[Muhammad:] Oh damn!
[Peter:] What obje, I don't have an objective here. I was just, I'm just running through a field of mines, okay? Except there isn't another base at the end of it.
[Muhammad:] [LAUGHTER]... What's in there?
[Peter:] Now I've past the last base and you want me to just run through a minefield okay? And... [sigh]... screw you!... What? What?
[Muhammad:] It's a terrible thing.
[Peter:] What you on about? , what's?
[Muhammad:] Sarah.
[Peter:] Oh! Oh no it did look er like her.... Have you got a bus pass?
[Muhammad:] Hop on a bus?
[Peter:] What? Ah. Sounds alright actually. You got any money? How much?
[Muhammad:] About a pound.
[Peter:] Yeah, that's enough. No. Cos I don't wanna make a big thing of it cos... if it was today... we'd have to go... before Sesame Street or after the Sesame Street. And I said I'd be back for around one cos I wasn't actually planning on doing much
[Muhammad:] Ah but... you going to Judo... five, half past five innit?
[Peter:] No next Tuesday or next Monday. Yeah sure. What?
[Muhammad:] Go before and get there
[Peter:] No but we can go before or after.
[Muhammad:] Yeah, well the point is if she.
[Peter:] If it's a Bank Holiday then she probably won't be open.
[Muhammad:] She will be.
[Peter:] No, cos of school. No it won't be, it's a Bank Holiday.
[Muhammad:] Ha ha!
[Peter:] Ha ha.
[Muhammad:] I just wanted to see
[Peter:] Yeah well... I haven't really got time. But erm... I need to get some rope cos I'm doing, finally I'm doing that act... for my... cousin's birthday who's... nearly two She... is nearly two.
[Muhammad:] Can she put up with that?
[Peter:] Erm, erm... I'm supposed to do a show for like her birthday. Which is easy, cos kids are easy actually. You just exaggerate. Like this is my opening routine, I got this out of a book actually, you come, okay? And go... I'm a bit shy you see, erm... well... I'm a bit shy... and tell the truth... I have to admit I'm a bit shy... so, I when I come on... I'm gonna say hello... and then you say hello back to me. Okay? And then, no one has to be shy. Then I go off. Okay? And I come on... and basically they're all gonna shout hello. Right? Yeah. No. No. That's not right, no. I say hello first. Here, I'll show you. Go off, I come on. I go... and wait about for a min, half a sec,ha, you know just wait for about ten seconds... I've forgotten what I'm supposed to say... wha, can you remind you? And they all shout hello. So, I erm... one more time, I go off, I come on. Hello. And they say hello. And that's that.... It's good innit?
[Muhammad:] That is a bit shit! Well
[Peter:] No it's not a bit shit. No, well I wasn't planning on to you know,, I wasn't planning on to do everything... I wasn't planning to use it on Oh alright.... Oh calm down!
[Muhammad:] I just didn't wanna see her. You just can't defy the logic of. You can't just. What other shops do you want?
[Peter:] Well I dunno.
[Muhammad:] What do you wanna buy?
[Peter:] Shops.
[Muhammad:] What shops?
[Peter:] I got it on my bus pass.
[Muhammad:] You sure?
[Peter:] Oh! You know the K two.
[Muhammad:] K two?, yeah?
[Peter:] No. K two.
[Muhammad:] Yeah what? Sarah?
[Peter:] No, K two.
[Muhammad:] K two? Ah! Yeah.
[Peter:] Saw her this morning.
[Muhammad:] Ah ah!
[Peter:] Cos of the bus strike I went the way I normally go though.
[Muhammad:] Yeah.
[Peter:] When I got off the bus she was at Hackney Cen Central with all her friends.
[Muhammad:] Ow!
[Peter:] Ow!
[Muhammad:] So you went and pulled her to one side.
[Peter:] No I didn't actually I just, ignored her and went on. I didn't have time... to talk cos I had to be here for nine. Oh screw you!... I only got off the bus to catch the bus that was in front and I missed that. Oh yeah.
[Muhammad:] [LAUGHTER]
[Peter:] I was gonna catch it at the next stop. Ah!
[Muhammad:] Have you smashed it?
[Peter:] No.
[Muhammad:] A D to J D.
[Peter:] A D to Jack Dee, it's okay.
[Muhammad:] Mm. J A D.
[Peter:] A D. Who's J B?
[Muhammad:] Janet.
[Peter:] Yeah. A... Aaron
[Muhammad:] [LAUGHTER]... Oh!
[Peter:] Who's A D?
[Muhammad:] We're all rebels. Ain't got no ca
[Peter:] [reading wall] We're all rebels, ain't got no cause. Total anarchy and... gang wars. Kill the pigs. There ain't no laws. Let's all go out and score some whores. Terminate your cat and liquidate your assets... don some mirror shades... and eat some Bertie Bassetts [].
[Muhammad:] Liam?
[Peter:] Er erm, Bonnie.
[Muhammad:] [LAUGHTER]
[Peter:] Surprising, it sounds more Liam.
[Muhammad:] Yeah.
[Peter:] [reading] Janet wants a Valentines card from Muhammad [].
[Muhammad:] Janet won't a Valentines card until next year.
[Peter:] What?
[Muhammad:] Wait till next Valentines and then she'll
[Peter:] Kate
[Muhammad:] get one.
[Peter:] Kate wanted a Valentines from Pierre, and she got it! Stupid cow!
[Muhammad:] Ooh! Is that a bit of hate I hear?
[Peter:] No, not particularly.
[Muhammad:] Then what was it I ask then?
[Peter:] I dunno. Oh so, did you get an A D for J B?
[Muhammad:] A D for J B here.
[Peter:] A D for J B there.
[Muhammad:] A D for J B there, yeah? I know.
[Peter:] And there.... I reckon I like the second verse better.... Terminate your cat and liquidate your assets. Don some mirror shades and eat some Bertie Bassetts.
[Muhammad:] Oh I dunno.
[Peter:] Cos this one's a bit shit. Oh shit! D'ya know what I watched last night?
[Muhammad:] What?
[Peter:] Inspector Allen Mysteries. Surprisingly strange.
[Muhammad:] It's really confusing pop artists with pop art hasn't he?
[Peter:] Why?
[Muhammad:] Cos pop art is basically taken stuff out of popular... medium
[Peter:] Yeah?
[Muhammad:] I E, if you were doing
[Peter:] Yeah.
[Muhammad:] and you'd fit them together... but if it didn't fit you'd have to do something to... you'd have to get them from som, from somewhere else.
[Peter:] Yeah.
[Muhammad:] But with a computer right... scan it and i... if take... erm... picked a note or whatever you wanna do to it... you've done it.
[Peter:] Yeah.
[Muhammad:] So that is all technically.
[Peter:] So don't use computers.
[Muhammad:] You do.
[Peter:] What?
[Muhammad:] They do.
[Peter:] Yeah, fine. See if I care!
[Muhammad:] Cos that is going to eventually pop up, you just, you've got, I think he's a contact wrong. You know, the big mother-fucker said... what did she say?
[Peter:] Talking of that... have you got Teletext?
[Muhammad:] No.
[Peter:] Well on, on fourth, Oracle, the new Four thing
[Muhammad:] We've got that.
[Peter:] What?
[Muhammad:] Four seven.
[Peter:] You said you didn't have it.
[Muhammad:] I know I don't have it.
[Peter:] Oh.
[Muhammad:] But people tell...
[Peter:] Oh. Well I look at this quiz thing called Bamboozle... and the quiz master's called Bamber Boozler, which I think's a bit sad... but they sa, you send in, you're supposed to send in twenty questions and they put them on. Right? Well, this is the first question... [cough] okay? What does the B stand for in B B C basic? Is it, beginners, basic
[Muhammad:] Yeah.
[Peter:] B B C, or British?
[Muhammad:] Beginners.
[Peter:] Yeah. Question two was... something like er, yeah, question two