[Mikila:] How's it going?
[Kathryn:] It's alright... It's just that end.
[Tabitha:] Oh I do like sorry your nursery there.
[Mikila:] Yeah I put all the nurseries, all the placements I'd done at college... an at and the employment.
[Kathryn:] Have you done your school work experience?
[Mikila:] Yeah... all the work experience that I did all four placements that we've done so far.
[Kathryn:] And ones to come.
[Mikila:] Yeah... the wa only one to come one was the one we were at originally, wasn't it?
[Kathryn:] And the special.
[Mikila:] Oh yeah!
[Kathryn:] You don't know if you're
[Mikila:] I forgot about that.
[Kathryn:] wait 'till... you're gonna have to do your own thing there when
[Mikila:] Yeah.
[Kathryn:] you've finished those courses anyway
[Mikila:] Yeah.
[Kathryn:] I don't think they'll be any use then.
[Tabitha:] What did you want? What did you just put addresses or something?
[Mikila:] Yeah, I put... well I put the name as well
[speaker004:] How do you spell socializing?
[Mikila:] I put the name of the person I was with... S o c... i a l l y... I think... No! No!
[speaker004:] I a l.
[Mikila:] [LAUGHTER] Yeah... mm... socially [].
[speaker004:] S o c i a l
[Mikila:] Yeah.
[Kathryn:] as i w.
[speaker004:] s i n g.
[Mikila:] [LAUGHTER] That's what
[Kathryn:] I w
[Mikila:] I meant [].
[speaker004:] Yeah.
[Mikila:] I put socially.
[Tabitha:] So did you put that in the address?
[Kathryn:] I'd do something what
[Mikila:] Yeah... and then I put erm I just, I didn't put, sort of, what I did because it's work experience
[Tabitha:] Yeah, yeah.
[Mikila:] so it's obvious what you did, and then I put the name
[Tabitha:] What of the there person?
[speaker004:] Teacher
[Mikila:] Yeah of the teacher that you were with.
[Tabitha:] What this side?
[Mikila:] Could do yeah, I can't remember where I put it, but I do don't think it matters where or just a little bit under or something.
[Kathryn:] come over there, just a sec.
[Mikila:] And employment you put... erm... where you were and what you did.
[speaker004:] Isn't it Wesley Road?
[Kathryn:] No.
[speaker004:] Oh no... Road.
[Mikila:] Yeah... you you just
[speaker004:] Road
[Mikila:] you just put the address of the place where you were and then you put the position you held.
[speaker004:] I am, I am I'm just helping Louise.
[speaker005:] I'd rather you did your own!
[Mikila:] [LAUGHTER] I'd rather you shut up and got on with it! Ha... not really... ooh my eye! What's Emma doing?... Emma's messing around with it.
[Maggi:] Is she?... What's she up to? I bet a million quid that
[Mikila:] [LAUGHTER]... get out the way!... God she's written down a massive great essay... oh my God!... It's alright I've got ages got 'till one o'clock, it's only ten past twelve... handy, ha ha... So where do you work, Sarah?... Go on let us
[speaker004:] At
[Mikila:] in on it... oh... where did you?
[speaker004:] She's not that at the schools?
[Mikila:] Yeah you do each... one that you took in the list and then do... don't do the result if it's c or above otherwise you don't fit it, apparently... that's what she said... she sa do the result if it's good... but don't bother if it's bad, or something.
[Kathryn:] The whole point is G C S E's you see, get them even if you don't get c
[Mikila:] I know
[Kathryn:] or above.
[Mikila:] and apparently they're changing them now anyway.
[Kathryn:] I know... so it's stupid
[Mikila:] They're changing it to more exams... I mean, it changes to G C S E in the first place to get rid of... having
[Kathryn:] Exams.
[Mikila:] so many exams and have more course work and now they're complaining about... cos it's a hundred per cent course work in English, they're complaining about that and they want to make it and a maximum thirty per cent course work within two years, or something... something really stupid like that!
[Kathryn:] They should change this course.
[Mikila:] No, but I reckon I was in the best year, sort of, for G C S E's this year... and the year that's just gone, were the best years... cos they... they do all the.
[Kathryn:] Can you do
[Mikila:] English language and literature... G C E's or C S E's, not G C S E's.
[Maggi:] What are you talking about?
[speaker004:] That's with the olden days!... They must be old!
[Mikila:] In the old, Liz, so did you do C S E's or G C S E's? That's what I thought... [LAUGHTER] Speckled white bits! [] I did G C S E's in the first year. Oh... yeah cos I was a couple of years later than that, so I managed... to, sort of, avoid the first year or so
[speaker004:] What the hell was going on!
[Mikila:] it was
[speaker004:] Yeah
[Mikila:] I bet nobody knew what they were doing... Ooh I do like that picture.
[Kathryn:] Your doing what what?... Children's Liz comes instead of me.
[Mikila:] Oh yeah... you mustn't forget that... that was an experience that was... if you just press enter then it goes down, that's fine... like that.
[speaker004:] Sun med! [LAUGHTER] Sun med []... Sun med it sounds like a... orange juice drink or something... [LAUGHTER] drink sun med... high in vitamin C []... Urgh, what have they got on there!... It's probably Tabitha's rusks again... which I've got all over me!... How Samantha?... No I can't remember how to do that, there was a way to do that, I thi You do,
[Mikila:] Oh my God!
[Kathryn:] Black ninja!
[speaker004:] Get back!
[Mikila:] How did you get to that?... Green needs to hold down which key before pressing the given function key?... What!... How do you sort that out. [LAUGHTER]
[Kathryn:] I'm going home, I ain't doing that!
[Mikila:] Ha!
[speaker004:] What? What's that you're doing?
[Mikila:] C V... and you don't really wanna see it either.
[speaker004:] How many
[Mikila:] My Go,wha how did you get to that anyway?
[speaker004:] Just did.
[Mikila:] We would like to order selection [LAUGHTER] of music box []
[Kathryn:] [LAUGHTER] She likes it! [].
[Mikila:] [LAUGHTER] from the following list [].
[Kathryn:] Ha ha stupid moron!... put it on there like that!
[speaker004:] [LAUGHTER] Yeah well I just did!
[Kathryn:] What do you mean
[speaker004:] Yeah I was on the bus this morning... oh
[Kathryn:] Sorry?
[speaker004:] I got a later one... half ten.
[Kathryn:] Alright.
[speaker004:] You on it?... Is that right?... What time do you go home? Oh same as me.
[Mikila:] Ooh my God! Looks good... mm!... They were lessons.
[Kathryn:] How's that?... My parents.
[Mikila:] Ooh my God!
[speaker004:] Let me get... let me get it done today... what... yeah... how many references do we need?... Two?
[Kathryn:] Two Two?
[Mikila:] Yeah.
[Kathryn:] My family's can I give that?
[Mikila:] [LAUGHTER] Yeah [].
[speaker004:] What are you applying for?
[Mikila:] What age group are you applying to work with?
[speaker004:] [LAUGHTER] I'm gay!
[Mikila:] That's what I bet!
[speaker004:] What are you looking for cos it's gotta be linked to what you're applying for... if you're applying
[Mikila:] If you're applying to work with three to five aged children then you write references
[Kathryn:] It's that erm... holiday thing... holiday camp thing.
[speaker004:] Then do they do nurseries... do they do nurseries?
[Mikila:] What age children are they then, yeah nursery or... primary school cos you can get hold of different
[speaker004:] Yeah so you're infant school and you're primary school... yeah
[Kathryn:] From now on I'm gonna do my family.
[speaker004:] Well that's got nothing to do with it.
[Kathryn:] Why?... Little kids
[speaker004:] How old were they in the family? Yeah but you're not working
[Kathryn:] looked after
[speaker004:] in a family, you're not applying for a job in a family, you're applying work in a children in a group.
[Mikila:] With with larger groups of children
[Kathryn:] innit no but I can look after a baby.
[Mikila:] no but it's gotta be... possibly, yeah but it's still like
[speaker004:] it's gotta be mixed
[Mikila:] with older children isn't it?... And you're supposed to try and link it... with bigger groups of children, so if you say you say you've got primary skills
[speaker004:] Have you Yeah! Alright then.
[Kathryn:] I don't know how you got that on the list.
[speaker004:] I'm just... ow!... Oh dear!
[Mikila:] Then you've got to think of your references... problem is the job that I'm applying for is working in the school... and my reference for primary school is Redland School... cos that's where I was... I thought ooh yes that would be laugh if I apply for Redland School... yeah great... so it's gonna come under wor work experience and reference... I don't know... you can put
[speaker004:] No
[Mikila:] M C as a reference
[speaker004:] Oh!... I don't know.
[Mikila:] [LAUGHTER] Cuddling course tutor []!
[speaker004:] Do you mind if I put you as my referee.
[Mikila:] I don't think you have to do referee on there, you just have to have references, I think?... I don't think she's that bothered.
[Maggi:] She doesn't bother asking for them anyway... I don't know the name of er
[Mikila:] What?
[Maggi:] I don't know.
[Mikila:] I didn't know that, I thought I'd put down what, some of the people... one of the babysit for as one of my references... because I babysit her kids at primary school age and she's got a really funny surname... it's like or something cos it's Dutch or something
[Maggi:] Yeah.
[Mikila:] or Finnish!
[Maggi:] I got some of that....
[Mikila:] [LAUGHTER] You just write down any name it doesn't matter []!
[speaker004:] What?
[Maggi:] It won't change.
[Mikila:] What bit do you wanna delete?
[Maggi:] Just trying to delete that... lost your place... Urgh!
[Mikila:] No it kee keep going with the arrows and get it just behind... the letter you wanna delete, keep going, keep going... go... keep going, keep going and again... now delete, backspace backspace... that one
[Maggi:] Oh.
[Mikila:] that's the one that you have to press... keep going... now press... that's it.
[Maggi:] Right, now that anyway should be see ending
[Mikila:] Oh well.
[Maggi:] up there I want it.
[Mikila:] Yeah, then do the same... that's it!... Oh... well I'm glad I can help!... Hee hee hee!... God is that how you spell?
[Maggi:] Yeah.
[Mikila:] Where does it get it's name from anyway?
[Maggi:] I'm not sure.
[Mikila:] Oh... Just seems like a bit of a weird name!... This chair goes up and down when you sit on it... is that computer free?... I'm not getting anywhere my legs aren't long enough... is this free, Dee, do you know?... It'll do... Ha ha ha ha it works!... Please work... this bit doesn't go anywhere... Yes!
[Maggi:] Do we only have to put G C, G C, G C E's... nothing else?
[Mikila:] Well if you've got any other qualifications you can put them I suppose I don't see why not... erm... Oops!... Oh no not F ten what am I talking about, date of birth... first... where's that diagonal line?
[speaker004:] There.
[Mikila:] Er... twenty four... address... I suppose I'd better put the house in there... I bet I'm not gonna get this finished in time now.
[speaker004:] I found...
[Mikila:] My address is so long!... I hate it!
[speaker004:] [singing] mm mm... mm mm mm []
[Mikila:] Oh didn't put any commas in!... Urgh!... [screaming] Ah! []... Oh my god! You were what, an accountant?
[speaker004:] No... I
[Mikila:] Oh I thought you said you were an accountant.
[speaker004:] Oh no! I thought Dee! doesn't
[Mikila:] You have hidden talents!
[speaker004:] ...
[Mikila:] C... that'll do... I suppose, telephone... 5... 8... Is it spelt right? I dunno.
[speaker004:] How do you get your space up again?
[Mikila:] Hang on, what's that?
[speaker005:] straight from the bottom.
[Mikila:] And then backspace, I think, I'm no I'm not positive on that so don't take my word for it, you'll probably mess the whole thing up!
[speaker005:] Mm.
[Mikila:] You mean get that up?
[speaker004:] Yeah yeah.
[Mikila:] I think you press... backspace... so that'll just take it to the end and then if you press again... no it's just gonna delete
[speaker004:] now it'll delete all that.
[Mikila:] I can't remember what it was now... but I know there's a way to move it up again, I think... oh unless you put it there and press backspace... just above
[speaker004:] Where, there?
[Mikila:] the a... then space above the a, cos at least then if... it doesn't work it's not gonna delete anything... go down again, that's it now backspace... stupid thing! Oh I don't know I'm afraid... Ooh!... bit of a stupid thing anyway!... Marital status.
[speaker004:] Argh!
[Mikila:] What have you done?
[speaker004:] I've done it again!
[Mikila:] Oh no, you managed t oh God!... [LAUGHTER] Oh my God []!
[speaker004:] I
[Mikila:] Oops... oh I'm onto the wrong bit again!... Education ha... ooh... I never know what the address of the stupid place is!...... Oh!... Yeah I think you'll just have to wipe the whole thing out and do it again.
[speaker004:] No!
[Mikila:] [LAUGHTER] []... Don't want to! [fire bell goes] Never mind... Oh do me a favour!... Oh I love the way everybody gets up and wanders out, we'll just wait here I think.
[speaker004:] Fire drill.
[Mikila:] Come on Shaun, what do you have to do?
[speaker004:] Fire bell
[Mikila:] Oh pain the backsi!... Come along children... single file!... Out you go!... If my bag gets burnt in that bloody room upstairs... somebody's having a laugh aren't they?... have to take the mick! We'll get cold!
[speaker004:] So what is this about?
[Mikila:] No it's [LAUGHTER] cold []!... What a joke!... Actually it's a bit of a... unorganised chaos nobody knows what the heck they're doing!... I don't smell anything... the way ahead.
[speaker004:] Not being cold running across the corridor.
[Mikila:] I think we've got to go out there... with the lot... I think we've gotta be out there... Bloody loud!
[speaker004:] I think we're there.
[Mikila:] Where the hell's everybody else?
[speaker004:] Oh there they are... ooh ooh.
[Mikila:] We're here, don't worry... we made it.
[speaker004:] [LAUGHTER] Where are we supposed to be going []?
[Mikila:] In case it collapses onto me... actually we should stand a little bit further away from the building.
[speaker004:] Couldn't we have a.
[Mikila:] Yeah... then we all had to wander out of here. Why couldn't they do it in the summer when it's warm?... It's too cold for this!... I left my coat inside!... I've left my computer programme going, God knows what it's gonna do... I've only got... half an hour to finish it!... Ah no it's cold!... Get on with it and let us back in... It is a drill I suppose, is it?
[speaker004:] Mikila, what is that thing?
[Mikila:] That, that's my microphone... Liz will explain. [LAUGHTER] Doing a survey. I only a survey thing, and I'm supposed to have done about twenty tapes by tonight and I've done seven!
[speaker004:] What on?
[Mikila:] Conversation tape. Me having [LAUGHTER] conversations with people [].
[speaker004:] Have you done one on me?
[Mikila:] Yes, you're a pupil now.
[speaker004:] I swore... [LAUGHTER] a few times [].
[Mikila:] [LAUGHTER]
[speaker004:] Have you got that on tape?
[Mikila:] Probably!... Amana's just sat on that chair with a so I didn't have anything to do... Yes, I have a whole fire drill recorded on tape! [LAUGHTER] Lucky, lucky []!
[speaker004:] Are you recording now?
[Mikila:] I am... this is gonna give us all a laugh!... [LAUGHTER] Ooh []!... Come then, [LAUGHTER] karaoke... karaoke time [].... Ooh it's gonna fall off!
[speaker004:] [singing] []
[Maggi:] [singing] by anyone []
[speaker004:] [singing] with anyone []
[Group Of Unknown Speakers:] [singing] doo doo doodle doodle doo []
[Mikila:] [LAUGHTER]
[speaker004:] [singing] It's not unusual to go out with anyone [] [singing] da da da da [] [singing] without much love da da da da da da [] [singing] da da da da da da []
[Mikila:] [LAUGHTER] Starring Sarah and Deidre [].
[speaker004:] [singing] It's not unusual da da da da day da da da []. [singing] It's not unusual it happens every day da da da [].
[Mikila:] [LAUGHTER]
[speaker004:] [singing] Why can't this crazy love be mine []
[Mikila:] I think I'm recording
[speaker004:] ah ah ah
[Mikila:] Yep look cos the little lights on
[speaker004:] Doo doo doo doo
[Mikila:] It's all down on tape now.
[speaker004:] Doo doo doo doo.
[Mikila:] I'm gonna take a recording of this I think
[speaker004:] Why did you er
[Mikila:] [LAUGHTER] I can bring it in next week and play it really loud to the whole class []... I shall say this is Sarah and Dee... [LAUGHTER] where's Tina Turner then [].
[speaker004:] So I'm not
[Group Of Unknown Speakers:] [LAUGHTER]
[Mikila:] What happened to Tina Turner then, is she now a thing of the past?
[speaker004:] Yeah... [singing] when I need you [].
[Mikila:] [LAUGHTER]
[speaker004:] [singing] Better than all the rest... better than anyone []. [singing] than all the rest... better than anyone
[Mikila:] [cough]
[speaker004:] anyone I ever met [].
[Mikila:] Come on I don't see smoke belting out the building, let us back in.
[speaker004:] Here they come... back into school.
[Mikila:] Oh [LAUGHTER]... well we d... didn't know if we were supposed to be congregating with rest of the people, or what so we just wandered... we wandered down the hall
[speaker004:] Yeah
[Mikila:] and we couldn't see any smoke belting down the corridor so we thought well... oh!... give me my coat!... My technicolour dream coat!... Where's Louise? She can start us off on the aerobics lesson.
[speaker004:] .
[Mikila:] Oh Louise [LAUGHTER] didn't even come out []!... I think Louise and them
[speaker004:] went outside
[Mikila:] probably yeah, they've gone outside though... Ah I was gonna say to you if you get us all going on... some aerobics
[speaker004:] Yeah.
[Mikila:] [LAUGHTER] get us all warm []!... Oh!... Oh let us back in!... We've got now... yeah
[speaker004:] It's cold!
[Mikila:] I was gonna say, we've got the hint, it's bloody cold, let us back in!... I haven't got my coat or anything cos I left it upstairs.
[speaker004:] We've done it now.
[Mikila:] Yeah... we know how it feels.
[speaker004:] Yes
[Mikila:] We know if it made any note of where we're meant to be going.
[speaker004:] At least, at least if it if least if there was a fire we'd be heated wouldn't we?... standing here
[Mikila:] Yeah
[speaker004:] and getting warm any burnt alive by now.
[Mikila:] No I think they went out... the side door, cos they were in the computer room with us... [LAUGHTER] and they sat there... Louise goes, what's going on []?
[Maggi:] I said that.
[Mikila:] And they sat there on the computers and the woman said right everybody out, she's an old battleaxe!... I can't believe it, she had a right go at us, we were just chatting, and she said keep the noise... down! [LAUGHTER]
[Maggi:] Why do they have two... cuddling each other come over here.
[Mikila:] What two cuddling each other?
[Maggi:] Over there.
[Mikila:] Everybody out.
[Maggi:] oh... I can't see but
[Mikila:] We can see you!
[Maggi:] never mind.
[speaker004:] Just move in a bit. Go on over there.
[Mikila:] Your bum knocked [LAUGHTER] car []!... Stupid time to come in the car park!... I don't know what they're trying to do.
[speaker004:] Fire!... There's a fire
[Mikila:] [LAUGHTER]
[speaker004:] stay away from the building
[Mikila:] [LAUGHTER]
[speaker004:] there's a fire... she looked at me as well. Ah. [LAUGHTER]
[Mikila:] [LAUGHTER] Off we go... Dee's going to lead us over there.
[speaker004:] [singing] Da da da da da da da da []. Oh.
[Mikila:] [LAUGHTER] Oh God []!
[speaker004:] [singing] Na na na na na [].
[Mikila:] [LAUGHTER] Quickly Dee []!
[speaker004:] I'm trying to keep myself warm... da da da da da, [LAUGHTER] by I singing warm songs []!... Er urgh!
[Mikila:] [LAUGHTER] No I don't wanna be sitting messing around with computers freezing my bum off!
[speaker004:] [singing] what a [] There goes the Volvo I the whole car park. [LAUGHTER] Oh my God! [singing] like a whirlpool []
[Mikila:] get a car out of here... Oh! No.
[speaker004:] No. [singing] Come on! Come on! Come on! Come on! Come on! Come on! Come on []!
[Mikila:] They should they should have got us all lined up single file and alphabetical order, taking them in.
[speaker004:] Oh get out the way!
[Mikila:] Our school had it down to a tee.
[speaker004:] [singing] Come on! Come on! Come on! Come on []! At the nursery, that's right. [singing] Come on! Come on []! [singing] Come on []!
[Group Of Unknown Speakers:] [LAUGHTER]
[speaker004:] She wants... [LAUGHTER] [] [singing] Do you wanna be in my gang, my gang, [LAUGHTER] my gang []
[Mikila:] Maybe you should stap tape your mouth closed yet!
[speaker004:] wanna be in my gang... wanna be in my gang, my gang, my gang []
[Mikila:] [LAUGHTER]
[speaker004:] So have you finished your C V and you're just adding bits
[Mikila:] No.
[speaker004:] to it or something.
[Mikila:] Well no I did it last week and one of the references I couldn't remember the name of the woman, so I just put Mrs [LAUGHTER] blank []... and I just left it... so... I thought I'd do it again cos there were a couple of bits I did wrong... and a bit dodgy, so I though save me writing it... I'll just do it all over again... but it looks like I'm not gonna be able to now because we've brought out here for a piddling stupid fire drill! Urgh!
[speaker004:] Your allowed to go into the building now.
[Mikila:] Ah finally we're allowed in the class it's
[speaker004:] Where's Tab going? Tab you're not allowed to go too far. your room.
[Mikila:] I suppose I could move.
[speaker004:] Are you going back to now?
[Mikila:] Yeah go back this way... ooh the emergency's over [LAUGHTER]... the emergency's over, everybody [].
[speaker004:] Your going to go in? Yeah.
[Mikila:] We are.
[speaker004:] as well
[Mikila:] Yeah... all we and good.
[speaker004:] Oh it wasn't that bad.
[Mikila:] Probably... what a waste of time! My mum went to a karaoke last night. Did she? Where? I can't believe it... in actual, yeah but there was a fight or something so they might not have it again
[speaker004:] Shall I put. Yes. I shall put No no no I should only put the erm... the.
[Mikila:] Er... Sept... emb... er er er yeah I can see you! [singing] Wanna be in my gang, my gang, my gang []. nineteen... eighty five
[speaker004:] I think you'd... do leave the bits No you see when I put I put it up
[Mikila:] Ooh!... Ooh I didn't want that!
[speaker004:] Oh yeah any other colours.
[Mikila:] What? Where's the J
[speaker004:] You know it's wrong. It's alright, I can
[Mikila:] two
[speaker004:] do that at least I don't have to Allow the
[Mikila:] qualifications erm
[speaker004:] I hope to
[Mikila:] G
[speaker004:] It alters the pages, we don't that
[Mikila:] C S E
[speaker004:] and... don't you think it would be a good idea... have you said in your letter that you worked for the the therapist? Do I have to?
[Mikila:] Ooh no!
[speaker004:] Right... why
[Mikila:] erm
[speaker004:] don't you go... comma... say your teacher, or somebody like that, so it just shows that it's not a reference. Oh. And there were somehow you want t... to get across the point in the. Mm. Cos you'll be working with children again, so I know what I'll do, I'll go back to just there
[Mikila:] erm
[speaker004:] where I've put that
[Mikila:] gotta try and remember everything I took now.
[speaker004:] Good yep, that's fine. Miss... can you have a on a?
[Mikila:] Geography... ooh R E, mustn't forget R E... my favourite! [singing] Do you wanna be in my gang, my gang [] How do you spell religious... Liz? R E L I G
[speaker004:] R E L I G
[Mikila:] Yeah I've got R E L I G I O U S. I thought so!
[speaker004:] Now, am I waiting for these today or?
[Mikila:] R E L I G O U S S [singing] they're going on me he [] Edu...
[speaker004:] Is your
[Mikila:] the most valuable experience!
[speaker004:] Is your references your last thing? Work experience.
[Mikila:] I think references is last, yeah.
[speaker004:] Don't you dare do anything when I F ten.
[Mikila:] Press escape.
[speaker004:] But I wanna go back shall I go back and do alter the things I wanna alter?... Press F nine
[Mikila:] Right, press F nine
[speaker004:] Yeah.
[Mikila:] and it takes you back... right what else did I take I took nine things
[speaker004:] I always thought work experience.
[Mikila:] erm
[speaker004:] Haven't had any work experience.
[Mikila:] What about all the college... all the placements... that's all work experience.
[speaker004:] Oh Lord!
[Mikila:] English... En English Language
[speaker004:] I hope they won't be writing to her in... God!
[Mikila:] I don't think they do, this is just like a sample,, so we know what we're talking about... and we don't.
[speaker004:] Church and Primary School... no I'm not looking forward to going into French. French.
[Mikila:] ... erm
[speaker004:] holiday.
[Mikila:] maths... I might has well put the full name... mathematic... s... ooh mathematics even
[speaker004:] [singing] Do you wanna be in my gang, my gang []
[Mikila:] No!... What's it called?
[speaker004:] When will they... where will they... ask for a copy, maybe.
[Mikila:] Ba ba ba
[speaker004:] Hockey, Hockey!
[Mikila:] Biology Home Economics, yeah... mm... Econom... ics... and... ooh yeah
[speaker004:] [singing] Do you wanna be in my gang... my gang...
[Mikila:] and a
[speaker004:] []
[Mikila:] and... a
[speaker004:] Look... [LAUGHTER] Mikey [].
[Mikila:] That's a bit of a posh name for drama, isn't it?... Drama and theatre arts, that's what I did at school... erm
[speaker004:] No one asked about
[Mikila:] and urgh!
[speaker004:] This is Diana
[Mikila:] A... Oh no! I've just done that, I've just stuck a space in! Well that's a bit silly, isn't it? Oh, I can't believe I did that, I stuck a space in it! Yeah, a bit like, yeah. Did you manage to get it back? No I didn't. Cos I did that last week... and I got rid it and I can't remember how!... Ah... I did it! What did you do there? I don't know... I just pressed... the down... yeah there was a space... and I pressed the down... and then I pressed backspace twice and it went back again... ah... I knew it was something to do with backspace.
[speaker004:] .
[Mikila:] No, ooh!
[speaker004:] Take your time.
[Mikila:] This is stu... stupid... right so don't press enter cos that'll give me a space. [singing] early, early in the morning, early thing [] This is a pain in the backside! And then after that I am B I am now currently at Chiltern. Ooh that's a nice one... what's it like there anyway, any good? It's okay... I mean it it, okay in the parts, but when you come to do a... like essays and things about it's very helpful because of the Yeah I suppose in there anyway. yeah. I've all you spend your time doing, more than you spend the time with the kids, is cleaning... two Have I got them wrong? one two three, four five six, seven eight nine, yeah... Is it Chiltern what... Chiltern... nursery. I know... hello!... I think... but are we not supposed to put
[speaker004:] I think
[Mikila:] those ones in, they're not very good.
[speaker004:] Yeah... short space of time... yeah
[Mikila:] I thought you then, I thought well I must be nice spoken polite... That's that then.
[speaker004:] Yeah... that's the
[Mikila:] Employment... I've only had one job, that's sad. No erm... has got to know.
[speaker004:] Employment yeah.
[Mikila:] Yeah employment is... job an and work experience is placement... catering... Washer up! Ha yeah. ... erm No! ... oops! No!... No, what am I doing!... Erm... you put the address, don't you, first and then you do the position held?... E...... it's stopped
[speaker004:] No it's not capitals [singing] []
[Mikila:] Oh God!... How do you spell preparatory school, if you've got a prep school and it cou
[speaker004:] P R E P A R
[Mikila:] ooh I'm glad... hang on, hang on, hang on, ah!
[speaker004:] P A R
[Mikila:] Yeah P
[speaker004:] R E
[Mikila:] R E
[speaker004:] P A R
[Mikila:] ooh ah I didn't get a capital!
[speaker004:] I like... cooking, cleaning
[Mikila:] Ah!
[speaker004:] Are you getting there Lou?
[Mikila:] P R E
[speaker005:] Yeah
[Mikila:] P R E P A R yeah, hang on... P A R
[speaker005:] Thank you... wash
[Mikila:] A T A T O R Y. O R Y, thank you Liz.
[speaker005:] Wash.
[Mikila:] You now how to spell school?
[speaker005:] Badminton
[Mikila:] I think I can spell school!
[speaker005:] Bad min ton... erm... volleyball... voll
[Mikila:] painfully slow, but never mind
[speaker005:] eye ball.
[Mikila:] Now so I on the Craythorn registered.
[speaker005:] Craythorn
[Mikila:] Craythorn volleyball. Craythorn Road,... do I have to say Craythorn?
[speaker005:] No, no, no, no, no... What else do I like doing?
[Mikila:] Bowling. Windsurfing.
[speaker005:] I like bowling, ha, I got that in. [LAUGHTER]
[Mikila:] Toboganning!
[speaker005:] Bowling.
[Mikila:] [LAUGHTER] bungy jumping []! [LAUGHTER] jumping []! [LAUGHTER]
[speaker005:] Bowling.
[Mikila:] [LAUGHTER] That was miming! Oh was it? I know... I was trying to think of the word as well, I thought now what is it []?
[speaker005:] What do you do now when you do the what do you do then?
[Mikila:] Oh!... I don't care if it's Craythorn it doesn't say I was with Craythorn Mikila what was it you said to do? Press escape. You have to move it down before I do believe. F two escape.
[speaker005:] Bowling
[Mikila:] Ooh Maggi's gone!
[speaker005:] erm... what then?
[Mikila:] D, a... q... que cr cr I like
[speaker005:] I like [LAUGHTER] anything []! I like You wanna put dance.
[Mikila:] What ballroom dancing?
[speaker005:] Erm
[Mikila:] That's your thing!... [LAUGHTER] Disco dancing []
[speaker005:] It maybe
[Mikila:] [singing] [LAUGHTER] Saturday night fever, night fever [] []
[speaker005:] I like erm
[Mikila:] Erm
[speaker005:] swimming
[Mikila:] Craythorn... I'm gonna do this really
[speaker005:] and stamp collecting... coins!
[Mikila:] [LAUGHTER] Stamp collecting! Whatever it is, otamy... is there something otamy isn't it, stamp collecting?... It's not [LAUGHTER] lobotomy []... Mr...
[speaker005:] Oh God! What on earth's all that cake... I still got it
[Mikila:] Cam Dianne's wedding. How do you spell assistant? Is it a... s i double s or Middy
[speaker005:] How do you spell what?
[Mikila:] Assistant.
[speaker005:] A double ss i s
[Mikila:] Alright, A double S I... S... T A... N T.
[speaker005:] Yep.
[Mikila:] Yep... ooh no I didn't put the date. [LAUGHTER] One gone off them... fabulous one.
[speaker005:] Emma Which printer did you block?
[Mikila:] G... ooh!
[speaker008:] That one now works on there.
[speaker005:] Yes, but it
[speaker008:] like that... top one
[Mikila:] erm two years this job... nineteen eighty nine
[speaker004:] er... eighteen pages.
[Mikila:] eighty nine Oh Christ! We've not gotta do all these work experiences have we?
[speaker008:] No I don't think it's in there
[Mikila:] Erm
[speaker008:] Hang on, back a bit, slow down
[speaker005:] Mic I don't think I
[speaker008:] Steady!
[speaker005:] for children.
[Mikila:] Ooh dear! Never mind.
[speaker005:] Miss
[Mikila:] Miss A. [LAUGHTER] Yeah.
[speaker005:] Miss
[Mikila:] [LAUGHTER] Complain []
[speaker008:] text.
[Mikila:] Chaps!
[speaker005:] Ooh!
[Mikila:] [LAUGHTER]
[speaker005:] I'm gonna put, put in.
[Mikila:] E. And you got, Mrs.
[speaker005:] Yep.
[Mikila:] I do like that name. Like take the details of her and so
[speaker004:] put in the bits on the dots. What? Next to them... What you're studying? Yeah Yeah. So you have to start? Yeah. Yeah.
[speaker005:] Well it does hurt, but she needs to go.
[Mikila:] Ow!
[speaker004:] What's the matter with it? No she did it. It's just a sprain... I'll be alright tomorrow. Sorry?
[Mikila:] We haven't gotta put all the dates for all our references in, no not references, all our work experience have we?
[speaker005:] I don't know.
[Mikila:] Good... where was next....
[speaker004:] Ah Michael's Oh God! I've not gotta write all of this have I?...
[Group Of Unknown Speakers:] A... D...
[Mikila:] I'd do that later Road Oops!... Why they have to have such complicated names for these, Road Community Day Nursery. College... yeah. Nur... sery it's erm... Who's printed there's out then? Those two have. Ooh have they got one? Brilliant! Yeah... ah ah ah. A... Road... [singing] dee dee dee dee dee dee dee []
[speaker004:] How do you spell
[Mikila:] Ingrid If it comes to memory, she's absolutely first class
[speaker004:] Perhaps, some
[Mikila:] Mrs
[speaker004:] people don't...
[Mikila:] Mrs
[speaker004:] anyone.
[Mikila:] Now that th the the the the the the the e. You need to get your b's off the top. Oh Greek Literature. Bet that was fun? It was lovely actually,we all did was read stories... nice little stories so So it was probably quite good then. Yeah... mythical poems
[speaker004:] and... it's quite... I need to get my b's at the top
[Mikila:] F f, f, f,... erm
[speaker004:] actually it's all... it's quite nice, I mean there's a lot down there... I think I need to do that again, anyway.
[Mikila:] The [singing] dee dee dee dee... dee dee [] blank...
[speaker004:] Grantham?
[Mikila:] B a... Branxton
[speaker005:] Hello.
[Mikila:] Court... Street.
[speaker005:] G C S E... or did
[Mikila:] No
[speaker005:] do G C E?
[Mikila:] I did G C E... thank you very much! or... cos she's old! You see I've got it down again, I can't get it up I bet again! You can't get it up again. No. I can't remember what I did, I went... I'll show you what I did... I went Did I go to there? you usually hit return until there No, and then and that moves that along... I can't remember what I did now, to get it... Aha!... Now go up, press up again... and press backspace again... Oh Ha!... Oh it's getting there, anyway. Well it's getting there, slowly... I'll just do it. I could, I could live with that. Street. At least you haven't got a massive great gap. But mustn't forget this.
[speaker005:] That's okay that'll... th erm
[Mikila:] Ooh!
[speaker005:] going to go.
[Mikila:] It is in there!
[speaker005:] Shall I have a look?
[Mikila:] Mm... ha
[speaker005:] er
[Mikila:] We are there We're there! That's it I think.
[speaker005:] Should be three.
[Mikila:] Oh I'm puffed Interests? puffed, puffed! What happened to references? I didn't have any references?... Work experience, employment... qualifications
[speaker005:] qualifications.
[Mikila:] Dunno then.
[speaker005:] Work experience... interests.
[Mikila:] Interests... I can't remember what I put for my interests, now. Did we do a. Right I don't want How do you spell favourite? I can never spell favourite... It's f a v o u r i t e isn't it? No G. No G? No not in favourite! I know I didn't say that. Oh I see. favourite I'm off the wrong block!
[speaker005:] You use backspace... backspace
[Mikila:] hockey I suppose you can call a ho
[speaker004:] ?
[Mikila:] Yes. Yes we are... a hobby ... doing nothing! Oi! Shh! I think that's it... alright... but now I'd like a space between that Pitmans and the... [singing] []... Oh!... My God, no! Have you done it yet?
[speaker005:] No.
[Mikila:] I'd like a space there
[speaker005:] something
[Mikila:] for filing.
[speaker005:] ... should take along.
[Mikila:] T... that makes sense, sort of, doesn't it?... just about.
[speaker005:] No.
[Mikila:] No! Everything's going away. Oh no I've gotta do the erm... thingeys
[speaker005:] ... things like
[Mikila:] yeah, well we managed to work it out last week so if I can remember and two
[speaker005:] Save it.
[Mikila:] Into r rest
[speaker005:] your work.
[Mikila:] load... spelling... Do it all again!... Typing What else do I do? I do hardly anything else... I'll say reading, cos that's a nice one.
[speaker005:] Erm... say reading quite good
[Mikila:] and ha ha and how to write her local spot. Going er... ah an account. Dancing... I'll put dancing, cos you put dancing.
[speaker005:] [singing] [].
[Mikila:] Now!
[speaker005:] Dare I say... we've finished!
[Mikila:] I can't get my result... from there thirteen and all I want is to type down there, cos that's all I do number pass which other... mm
[speaker005:] It's gonna be
[Mikila:] Act ivities
[speaker005:] Mm?
[Mikila:] Why have we only got to do minus, what's in there?
[speaker005:] ... Do you know what I mean?
[Mikila:] Yeah and I want these two here... like that... No Oh no! you're pressing the wrong button there
[speaker004:] Ah
[Mikila:] you know. Anyway
[speaker009:] That's handy but my bum's hurting... ow!... [LAUGHTER] Giving me a bum ache [].
[Mikila:] Yeah that was fun!
[speaker009:] My idea of a great ti
[Maggi:] What was that? Oh dear!
[speaker009:] Put the microphone my side... got it?
[Mikila:] I've got nothing to clip it onto... yeah we had that problem last week.
[Maggi:] Come on.
[Mikila:] Go to Aunty Maggi... she know's what she's doing.
[Maggi:] Go on then.
[Mikila:] Aha ha!... [LAUGHTER]
[speaker009:] It's not going... I think it is.
[Mikila:] a carpet now as well so now what do I do, press enter?
[Maggi:] Yeah
[Mikila:] Oh yeah cos you still have to sort other bits out don't you?
[Maggi:] Yeah.
[Mikila:] A four page format it is.
[Maggi:] Yeah... quality print.
[speaker009:] bottom
[Maggi:] Hang on, I just there.
[Mikila:] Number of copies, one.
[Maggi:] Hang on hang on, hang on, hang on...
[Mikila:] Yeah... Do you want sheet, no... I won't press enter yet, can't do it now... printing... type escape to stop... now it's alright, I'll wait... On it's side at the top of the page and everything... never did any computing.
[Maggi:] I only came down to cheat!
[Mikila:] [LAUGHTER] Oh... we well we enjoyed you being here, Maggi, we enjoyed your company... I'm happy now... that was much better than my... the one I did last week. Oh no again!
[speaker009:] They'll just have to hang on a minute,.
[Mikila:] Well they'll just have to wait cos I'm not leaving my thingey in here printing!...... Blo setting it off again, what's the point!
[Group Of Unknown Speakers:] Fire!
[Mikila:] They're taking the mick, I'm sorry they are... this is the last bit, the references... that's it now... keep going, keep going, oh it's stopped!... Got it!... Gonna rip it now... you wait.
[speaker009:] Okay, so I'm going.
[Mikila:] Ah... right... oh no I'm panicking at the fuss... It's just some joker walking round setting them all off!
[speaker009:] Yeah, it probably is.
[Mikila:] I don't think I've left anything in there have I?... Oh... Where do I go, that way or that way?
[speaker004:] You come out
[Maggi:] You're supposed to go out that way, Mikila.
[Mikila:] Yeah I know but... we we're nearer our room up there anyway... everybody else... cheeky thing! Urgh!... my thing was printing!
[Maggi:] my thing was printing!
[Mikila:] right in the middle of
[Maggi:] oh no.
[Mikila:] it printed out and I wasn't gonna leave it so I waited... cos it was obviously some joker kidding about.
[Maggi:] Kathryn is ill by the way.
[Mikila:] Hey?
[Maggi:] Is she alright?
[speaker004:] Yeah she seems
[Mikila:] Bye
[speaker004:] yeah.
[Mikila:] Oh is she going home?
[speaker008:] Yeah.
[speaker010:] They were mine!
[speaker004:] Louise is gonna get shot soon!
[Mikila:] probably
[speaker004:] never gone out Oh God it's cold!
[Mikila:] I might go to Shepperton some time
[Maggi:] Can't I go and get my coat... all I want
[Mikila:] We'll sit in your car, Maggi and
[speaker004:] Oh no!
[Mikila:] you can put the heating on
[speaker008:] Look... can I go and get my pen. Where's Maggi?
[Mikila:] Don't tell me a mistake? Oh no!
[speaker008:] mistake.
[Mikila:] Aha
[speaker008:] go and get some Tippex.
[speaker004:] Who's that gave
[Mikila:] Well those things are so difficult to work out... oh trying to get the li rid of the spaces... there have that
[Maggi:] [LAUGHTER] Pen [].
[Mikila:] from me to you, Maggi... keep it
[speaker004:] No
[Mikila:] forever
[speaker004:] the erm... in the English... Do we have any other problems?
[Mikila:] We're having good fun, they kept going with big spaces and couldn't get them up.
[speaker004:] No, no
[Maggi:] Oh it's driving me nuts!
[speaker004:] Big spaces and we couldn't get up and Have we sorted it we got. And the one you gave us. Mm.
[Mikila:] Well
[speaker004:] Yeah
[Mikila:] It is it's a bit difficult to work out what to do.
[speaker004:] It is
[Mikila:] Cos it worked with me I had them up straight away
[speaker004:] and all these boxes that aren't
[Mikila:] Ooh... there goes the
[speaker004:] [LAUGHTER] Oh []
[speaker008:] I didn't touch those
[Mikila:] No not like that
[speaker008:] a Golf or something.
[Mikila:] Yeah.
[speaker008:] ... oh no... a Golf.
[Mikila:] Yeah she's definitely a Golf person.
[speaker008:] Yeah.
[Mikila:] She's go
[speaker008:] I wonder what sort of driver she would be?
[Mikila:] Very calm and collected by all
[speaker008:] I dunno know
[Mikila:] [LAUGHTER] shouting at everyone []
[speaker008:] something, something dash.
[speaker004:] I always shout at everyone.
[Mikila:] Get out of my way.
[speaker004:] And I'd miss I shout at the car when I'm getting cut up No. I go, bloody car!... Stupid gears! break down on me [LAUGHTER]. My gear, the gears in my Mum's car are so dodgy it always cranks when you changes down to thir second... if you don't get it Yeah mine do absolutely right... and then a makes you and he thought You're all allowed to go in again yet. For how long.
[Mikila:] Thank God for that!
[speaker004:] How long for this time!
[Mikila:] They're gonna interrupt our lunch break again... [shouting] alright Emma... will you wait just a second I'll come with you, I'll just and get my money?... Er... Maggi []!
[speaker010:] Are we going out a third time?
[speaker004:] Never mind.
[Mikila:] [shouting] Hang on!... I'll be down in a sec, cos Maggi's gone... I I'll see you down there... ooh!... What? []
[speaker010:] [shouting] I'll sit on the wall
[Mikila:] Alright then.
[speaker010:] at that []
[Mikila:] [shouting] Made of piles []!
[speaker004:] Oops!...?
[Mikila:] Well I think, she said she was going down the shops, so I said ah can you just wait just a sec, I'll go and get my wallet and I'll be down... she said not to worry she'd got money anyway... whe when I got there she bumped to Maggi... and then you'd gone... and then
[speaker011:] Going to Oxford?
[Mikila:] Yes I am... the outcome of it all is that she's waiting on the wall, getting piles... and I'm going to go down the shop with her.
[speaker011:] ?
[Mikila:] But I... oh well we go yeah, we're going down there so
[speaker011:] Yep.
[Mikila:] So I'm not queuing up at the [LAUGHTER] bakers [].
[speaker011:] Yeah I know... could you get me, I know this gonna sound a bit funny, but could you get me erm
[Mikila:] [LAUGHTER]
[speaker011:] Vegetable samosas please.
[Mikila:] Not as funny as rusks!... Vegetable samosas, right okay then... what from that Londis one?
[speaker011:] Ah?
[Mikila:] That Londis one?
[speaker011:] If they have any samosas in there, I don't know.
[Mikila:] Alright I'll have a look around.
[speaker011:] Thank you.
[Mikila:] A what?
[speaker004:] What does she want?...
[Mikila:] She wants some vegetable samosas... she said I don't want meat ones, vegetable samosas. Ooh me knee!... [LAUGHTER] Ooh no []!
[speaker004:] What's the matter with your knee?
[Mikila:] Probably, I don't know actually it's really weird... it keeps going... it went once [LAUGHTER] and I was playing hockey, it was really embarrassing [] I'd just played the ball
[speaker004:] I'm sure it's going up and down those stairs that do it.
[Mikila:] Mm... but this was last year and I just cleared the ball and everybody ran out ran out and I suddenly collapsed in agony on the floor cos my knee... just completely gave way and it was really painful... and a minute later I stood up and it was fine, it didn't give me any more hassle for the rest of the day.
[speaker004:] Do you want a bit of chip
[Mikila:] [LAUGHTER]... oh me and Em must go and get some chips and curry sauce again an
[speaker004:] [LAUGHTER]
[Mikila:] eat them in park one day
[speaker004:] Oh it's disgusting!
[Mikila:] She sat there chose the table
[speaker004:] Still better than our our ten pi er [LAUGHTER]
[Mikila:] We'll have to go and look at all the blokes playing rugby again! [LAUGHTER]
[speaker004:] Have you got that bloody thing on!
[Mikila:] I have got that bloody thing on!
[speaker004:] bloody thing on!
[Mikila:] Well cos I've done six tapes... up until Monday cos at the weekend I did really well cos I got a couple done at youth club and a couple done at work... I thought, yeah, I was doing really well... but... Monday... I forgot to bring the spare batteries which was a bit divvy of me and I was gonna record it all during sewing... Tuesday I went to placement
[speaker004:] When do you find out?... Blooming car!
[Mikila:] Never mind... Tuesday I was at placement the whole time... and we sort of well we do talk
[speaker008:] I fancy some
[Mikila:] but
[speaker008:] chips but they're fattening, aren't they?
[Mikila:] They are... they the thing is I was just saying me and you will have to go and get some chips and curry sauce again... and sit in Palma Park, you can choose a table where you can get a point of the globe!
[speaker008:] Nope we sat and le and the other day we got some chips, you know, me and Mikila and sat in the park
[Mikila:] And she insisted
[speaker008:] and I insisted on
[Mikila:] sitting on the table!
[speaker008:] on the chair.
[Mikila:] So that she could
[speaker004:] Where are we going now?
[Mikila:] see the blokes!... Over there.
[speaker008:] yeah and so I could see the blokes and tell them that were crap at rugby!... But they were some of the ones that we went Swanage with.
[speaker004:] Ooh! We're gonna get splattered in a minute.
[Mikila:] Am I gonna go or what?
[speaker008:] No you're not.
[Mikila:] Oh no now the lights are green and they're all [LAUGHTER] gonna come acro o o o o [].
[speaker008:] [shouting] Just step into []
[Mikila:] [shouting] Emma you silly girl!... You don't just step into the middle of the road [], look at the all the cars coming!
[speaker008:] We'll go now okay.
[Mikila:] [shouting] We're going []! [LAUGHTER]... Oh no it's. []
[speaker004:] Emma next Thursday... shall I.
[speaker008:] Next Thursday I'll be in my coffin!
[Mikila:] [LAUGHTER] If you keep going on like this [], [shouting] right ready let's run over the B M W []!
[speaker004:] [shouting] No, no, no it's too dangerous []!
[speaker008:] [shouting] Why not?... He's going slow now []!
[speaker004:] bus lane's full.
[speaker008:] [shouting] Well we're gonna go out []!
[Mikila:] in a hurry... did that when we were at the town.
[speaker008:] [shouting] One, two, three [].
[speaker004:] Right, wait for that blue one.
[Mikila:] Wait!... You gotta remember you keep looking and looking and all the way across the road.
[speaker004:] Right, what am I having for dinner?
[Mikila:] I don't know, I've gotta get... Fiona some vegetable samosas, Tabs gone home hasn't she?
[speaker004:] Yeah.
[speaker008:] Yeah, she's ill.
[Mikila:] She was looking a bit unwell actually... she shouldn't be driving in her condition!
[speaker008:] She shouldn't be but how else would she get home?
[Mikila:] Yeah she couldn't get home, otherwise.
[speaker004:] She could have her Mum I heard call her at home... to make sure, if anything had happened, so
[Mikila:] Is that them?
[speaker008:] Yeah... do want a bag?
[Mikila:] Well she said some [LAUGHTER]... she didn't say how many, she just said
[speaker004:] What does she want?
[Mikila:] some... she want's a some vegetable samosas, thank you very much.
[speaker008:] What are they?
[Mikila:] There isn't
[speaker004:] Them.
[Mikila:] a price on them, how do I know how much
[speaker008:] Excuse me, what are they?
[Mikila:] [shouting] Vegetable samosas [].
[speaker008:] What is that?
[Mikila:] It's like spicy
[speaker004:] vegetables in a
[Mikila:] stuff in a in a
[speaker004:] case.
[Mikila:] that outer casing stuff.
[speaker008:] What type of case is it?
[Mikila:] Pastry type, sort of
[speaker008:] I might get one of those for my lunch, hold that.
[Mikila:] Well how much, find out how find out how much they are, and we cos I feel stupid!
[speaker008:] Excuse me
[Mikila:] Please pick [LAUGHTER] between the lines [].
[speaker008:] What are those?
[Mikila:] Vegetable samosas samosas
[speaker004:] Twenty eight.
[speaker008:] How much are the vegetable ones?
[speaker004:] forty... forty eighty.
[Mikila:] Forty, are they
[speaker008:] Forty eight.
[Mikila:] vegetable ones?
[speaker004:] Yeah.
[speaker008:] Yep.
[Mikila:] I'll get her two then... she did say some... and they are quite big... ooh... excuse fingers
[speaker008:] Listen, I dunno... twenty to the pound or something on erm... yes... two days ago and I've only got
[speaker004:] Yeah
[speaker008:] about five pence left!
[speaker004:] You spent it all.
[speaker008:] Yeah but I haven't bought any
[speaker004:] It's gone.
[speaker008:] clothes have I?
[speaker004:] Thank you.
[speaker008:] Can you get me one of those.
[Mikila:] Put it in that bag... yeah, oh no
[speaker008:] Well you did
[Mikila:] yeah I know but this is
[speaker008:] I haven't got enough
[Mikila:] all of Fiona's money, it's separate.
[speaker004:] I quite fancied a prawn salad or a chicken, actually but they're quite expensive so I won't.
[speaker008:] Okay, thank you.
[Mikila:] Oh it's gonna take me half an hour to decide what I want now, I'm in that kind of mood!
[speaker008:] Mikila get me one out, how the bloody hell
[Mikila:] You lift the thing off and take it out!... I might have... peach and marig... what?... Peach and what?... [LAUGHTER] []
[speaker004:] Where is it?
[Mikila:] It's peach and, where's the word?... No [LAUGHTER] pea []
[speaker004:] Can't read it.
[Mikila:] There... marakir or something.
[speaker004:] Marigo... I dunno.
[Mikila:] Oh no... I don't fa, alright then
[speaker008:] Mikila this is deadly
[Mikila:] peach and passion fruit
[speaker008:] serious.
[speaker004:] I know it is Emma... buttermilk dessert
[speaker008:] Mikila!
[Mikila:] What?
[speaker008:] Wednesday after no Wednesday after playschool I said to you... I can afford that jumper I've got twenty seven pound
[Mikila:] Yeah.
[speaker008:] well I had it, but I haven't got it on me... you are never gonna believe
[Mikila:] What have you done with it?
[speaker008:] I didn't buy that jumper did I, Mikila, cos it's not very
[Mikila:] No, cos you didn't have it... ooh that looks nice... that looks absolutely nasty that does!
[speaker008:] Shall we be
[speaker004:] Mikila
[speaker008:] naughty, [LAUGHTER] and
[Mikila:] Yeah
[speaker008:] then we both have same []
[speaker004:] Mikila!
[Mikila:] me and her
[speaker004:] Mikila!
[Mikila:] against, we have different op
[speaker008:] [LAUGHTER] I've squashed it []!
[speaker004:] [LAUGHTER]
[speaker008:] Come on, let's go and pay.
[Mikila:] Shouldn't worry... you we alright, I want more than a c... ake
[speaker008:] Well get your.
[Mikila:] Well I don't know what else I want.
[speaker004:] Have we got time
[Mikila:] Oh God, the move them every time!... Never find damn spoons!
[speaker004:] [LAUGHTER] [].
[Mikila:] Come to buy a little plastic spoon and they've already gone!... They're usually down there on that rack.
[speaker004:] They're probably down there spoon, can you get rid of these.
[speaker008:] Oh no!
[Mikila:] Yum!... What else was there?
[speaker004:] They're Carolines'
[Mikila:] So a bit touchy today, that's not straight
[speaker004:] They're Carolines'
[speaker008:] Do want a pack of?
[Mikila:] I think they're down there.
[speaker004:] You go up that one, I'll go up this one
[Mikila:] They're
[speaker004:] down there
[Mikila:] down there in the
[speaker004:] plastic box
[Mikila:] plastic tupperware container on the bottom, I think... but I'm probably wrong.
[speaker008:] No they're not here.
[speaker004:] Is that them there?
[Mikila:] Yeah... Oh!
[speaker004:] Oh Only in that though.
[Mikila:] Well in that case... you'll just have open it... or is that open?
[speaker004:] Are they there, I think they've been er moved back to the same place.
[Mikila:] Oh there are
[speaker008:] Oh really!
[Mikila:] some spoons there, but they're in a bag.
[Maggi:] Okay.
[Mikila:] [shouting] Get me one Maggi []?... Oh no!... that's my egg and it really does... I've gotta have more to eat than this!
[speaker008:] Mikila, hurry up!
[Mikila:] I'm a growing girl I need my nutrition... oh I know what I was gonna have.
[Maggi:] Go and get one of these thingeys that I've got.
[Mikila:] What?... I don't want one of those thingeys, I don't wanna smell!... Like you!... Deary me! Oh... and that's a shame innit, oh isn't it sweet.
[Maggi:] Do you want a bigger one, ha?
[Mikila:] No it's alright... I don't care... I've only got a little mouth.
[speaker008:] [LAUGHTER] I believe that []!
[Mikila:] I will have a chicken sal oh no I won't have... what shall I have Maggi?
[Maggi:] [whispering] I dunno, just []
[Mikila:] Shall I have potato salad or shall I have... a prawn salad, or shall I have a chicken salad?... I don't have the chicken salad
[Maggi:] Have the prawn
[Mikila:] that's the e, prawns twice as much.
[Maggi:] Have the chicken.
[Mikila:] So I'll have potato salad... cos it's cheap and I'm a skin flint!... I'm just making my choices
[speaker008:] Oh make me laugh!
[Mikila:] I might spend half an hour, choosing a drink now... you realise!
[speaker008:] Oh look at the queue.
[Mikila:] I'm sorry Emma... I truly am.
[speaker008:] No your not.
[speaker004:] Thank you.
[speaker008:] [LAUGHTER] I know you []!
[Mikila:] Oh I haven't had a bounty for ages, no I don't need a bounty.
[Maggi:] You can have one?
[Mikila:] No... well I quite fancy some silly string, have they got any silly string here?... Snow spray, snow spray, silly string!... Ha!... It's only one o nine, I'm gonna get some out for me in the church, next week.
[Maggi:] Yeah.
[Mikila:] Definitely bring some of that in... remind me won't you, next week to go and buy some silly string
[Maggi:] It's only got six calories
[Mikila:] Emma!
[Maggi:] in.
[speaker008:] Yeah!
[Mikila:] Thought I'd go and buy some silly string, next week, remind me.
[speaker008:] Why?
[Mikila:] I'm going to spray it over M C!
[Maggi:] .
[speaker008:] You're not!
[Mikila:] No I'm not.
[speaker008:] I was gonna say!
[Mikila:] I'm just going
[Maggi:] If she ever
[Mikila:] to make a mess with it.
[Maggi:] If she ever speaks to us again
[Mikila:] [LAUGHTER] No [].
[speaker008:] Don't she'll never forgive you!
[Mikila:] I know that's why I'm not, I'm I might over Miss.
[Maggi:] Yeah you can have a laugh with Miss
[Mikila:] I'll say ooh Miss!
[Maggi:] Yeah.
[Mikila:] I'm sure I can arrange to meet Mrs somewhere as well.
[Maggi:] Ha ha!
[speaker008:] Accidentally bump into her.
[Maggi:] Caroline!
[speaker008:] What's her name, Caroline?
[Mikila:] D J Naga
[speaker004:] Is that strong enough? Thank you.
[Mikila:] D O... yeah and ended up getting me a silly, puny, tiny little thing!
[Maggi:] Look... stop moaning!
[Mikila:] Na na na na na na... gotta pay for these separately, cos I'm a pain in the backside!... Ooh!
[speaker008:] I've had enough now!
[Mikila:] Right... that's three samosas in there to pay for with that
[Maggi:] What's going on on Monday?
[Mikila:] that... hold them Maggi, that.
[speaker008:] [LAUGHTER]
[Mikila:] Thank you.
[speaker004:] Seventy nine, please.
[Mikila:] There.
[speaker004:] Want small bags for the lot?
[Mikila:] No she'll manage... don't mind, do you Maggi? Thank you.
[speaker004:] Thank you.
[speaker008:] [LAUGHTER]
[Maggi:] Urgh!
[speaker004:] Thanks bye bye.
[speaker008:] Bye.
[Mikila:] Thank you very much
[speaker008:] Bye.
[Maggi:] Bye.
[Mikila:] bye, bye.
[Maggi:] [LAUGHTER] []
[speaker008:] Come on let's get back to the classroom... Maggi
[Mikila:] Yes
[speaker008:] [LAUGHTER] Don't hurry [].
[Mikila:] I want to... Oh thank you Maggi. You're such a honey, If you'd have been awake then we could have got, [shouting] Emma!... Deathwish []!... [LAUGHTER] His face []!
[Maggi:] Look on his face!
[Mikila:] I think you've pulled Emma!
[Maggi:] I love the way you do that
[Mikila:] Move it, little metro!
[Maggi:] .
[Mikila:] Not a
[Maggi:] If a car... If a car is... is hovering you step out in front and if he's glares at you... you step back... you step back
[Mikila:] And if he smiles at you
[Maggi:] but if he smiles you put th thumb up in the air
[Mikila:] then you can go.
[Maggi:] and you nod to him like I just did, like I just did.
[Mikila:] Like you just did and he cracks up like he just did... looks highly amused by the whole thing as to how somebody could... could be so, I felt really stupid, as to walk out in front of them.
[Maggi:] Yeah... see that
[Mikila:] [LAUGHTER] Basically []
[Maggi:] that's
[speaker008:] That's life then.
[Mikila:] Life's a bitch until you die
[Maggi:] Oh God! And then you die... then you die....
[Mikila:] Oh what wonderments has she got for us in printing today?
[speaker008:] I bet that's such fun!
[Mikila:] That was a bloody laugh last week, though... [LAUGHTER] everyone got in such mess []!... Well I did!
[Maggi:] It wasn't a laugh!
[Mikila:] I still haven't managed to get all that paint out my nails look, I been scrubbing it everyday.
[speaker008:] It doesn't mark my nails.
[Maggi:] Mine's just come out of mine, today.
[speaker008:] You're just an unhygienic cow! [LAUGHTER]
[Mikila:] I'm not because... I was at work last week and they got
[speaker008:] I'm not, I'm not, I'm not I'm not, I'm not!
[Mikila:] I was work la last week and I... erm I gotta scrub my nails after done everything anyway... like every, like after I made the sandwiches, I scrub my nails... after I've been washing up, scrub my nails... so I was scrubbing them all day... Saturday, last week and it still didn't come out.
[speaker008:] Do we believe her Maggi?
[Maggi:] No!
[speaker008:] No.
[Mikila:] I know my hygiene rules at work, I've got my... dunno what it's called but it's a health and hygiene thingey certificate. So ner!
[Maggi:] Well I don't know what it's called, ha.
[speaker008:] Probably a bit of paper!
[Mikila:] I could bring it in it is.
[Maggi:] Forged.
[speaker004:] Hey, what time are you lot going to the?
[Mikila:] No it's not, it's a nice big certificate thingey.
[Maggi:] Er about two o'clock?
[Mikila:] Alright, see you there... wa wa!
[Maggi:] the fire alarm goes for the third time.
[speaker008:] When we get in there it goes ooh!
[Mikila:] I'm not moving!
[speaker008:] I'll hear
[Mikila:] It can go off bloody fire alarm goes off again
[Maggi:] I know what'll happen.
[Mikila:] I'm not moving!
[Maggi:] It'll go off when we're printing and accidentally!
[Mikila:] Yeah. No cos it'll crack our artwork... won't have that!
[Maggi:] Yeah
[Mikila:] Ooh my God!
[Maggi:] God what a commotion! We nearly got run over!
[Mikila:] Emma just tried to Emma nearly got run over!
[speaker008:] You caused chaos in the shop!
[Mikila:] Oh have you got chips and curry sauce?
[speaker008:] Can I have one chip, please?
[speaker004:] Yeah,
[Mikila:] There chips... just a tiny bit... well you see... you don't do it with style the way me and Emma do... take you to Palma... [LAUGHTER] sit on a bench eating them!
[speaker004:] Least I don't!
[Mikila:] Yeah.
[speaker008:] in front of this car, yeah... cos I was getting impatient... and he looked at me and I....
[speaker011:] Have you got
[speaker008:] I dunno it was some
[Mikila:] It's just some mauve stuff!
[speaker008:] horrible colour stuff!
[Mikila:] She didn't even know what it was, she said what's one of them them?
[speaker008:] they look horrible!
[Mikila:] It's not from a chip shop it's from that Londis shop.
[speaker004:] Aren't they meant to be warm?
[Mikila:] They can be... but that was in the fridge... Emma it was in the fridge?
[speaker008:] I can't eat that, is it only vegetables?
[Maggi:] Yeah, vegetables.
[Mikila:] You're not a veggie are you, Emma?
[speaker008:] I'm really hungry today but I can't eat that!
[Mikila:] Oh... I'm I think I'm a semi veggie... I just eat meat when I fancy it.
[speaker011:] Is that mine?
[Mikila:] Yeah.
[speaker008:] You asked for a a few, so we didn't know how many you wanted.
[Mikila:] You just said ge get me some!
[speaker011:] You should have got me four!
[speaker008:] Only four,.
[speaker011:] Well you should have
[Mikila:] Yeah you said ge get me some... that's what you said, so I thought some is more than one... and we got you two.
[speaker011:] Oh God, I only wanted one!
[Mikila:] Got you two.
[speaker008:] Got you two, Fiona.
[speaker011:] .
[Mikila:] Well we didn't know!
[speaker008:] She'll want twenty pee, then.
[Mikila:] Mm.
[speaker011:] Have a bite....
[Mikila:] Look at the size of this spoon that Maggi got me!
[Maggi:] this one, it's smaller.
[Mikila:] No.
[speaker008:] I'll eat this.
[Mikila:] I've gobbed on this one already now.
[Maggi:] Ooh!
[Mikila:] Er... could you pass me my bag please? The height of laziness here... thank you.
[speaker004:] ...
[Mikila:] I don't think I'd get babysit for me I suppose?
[speaker004:] Yeah. and that would be You know for the third project, of provisional childcare, what about?
[Mikila:] Just put it right there, right in the middle so sing Fiona... here's your chance to be discovered!
[speaker011:] Mhm.
[Mikila:] Today what?
[speaker004:] Mikila you got your tape on.
[speaker011:] Yeah, recording us.
[speaker004:] This is awful, right
[speaker011:] She's been recording us for an hour and there's me running the front.
[speaker004:] .
[Mikila:] Mm.
[speaker011:] It's all on tape!
[Mikila:] No I didn't but I'm sure I will, this afternoon.
[speaker004:] We'll have to listen! [singing] Ah ah ah ah ah ah oh oh oh oh []
[Mikila:] Sort of singing is she?
[speaker004:] Oh me! This is the bit, like this... this rubber.
[Mikila:] Just a bit.
[speaker004:] ... but I'll
[Mikila:] Haven't you never had them before?
[speaker004:] Yeah she'll start crying in a minute! ... Sarah!
[speaker008:] [shouting] Urgh []!
[speaker004:] For God's Sake!
[speaker011:] You ooh ooh ooh!
[Mikila:] You've gotta eat it, not throw it all over the table!... I just hope you're gonna clear that up?
[speaker008:] Will I fit back in? I... oh bugger!
[speaker004:] What d'you say?
[speaker008:] I said bugger!
[Mikila:] Well that's a stupid thing to do then, isn't it Emma?
[speaker008:] [singing] Come rain or sunshine [].
[speaker004:] Don't you have to have one?... I normally have one. . They're a bit erm... hot?
[speaker008:] No they're not hot...... I thought... It's like pork pie...
[Mikila:] Urgh! They're horrible!
[speaker011:] Vegetable samosas and scotch egg?... Emma!
[speaker004:] As long as they're warm
[speaker008:] Yeah.
[speaker004:] I want some chips and sausage...
[speaker008:] Ooh ooh
[speaker004:] Er... barbecue.
[Mikila:] [LAUGHTER]
[speaker004:] You'll have to see her 'till after
[speaker008:] Bloody gorgeous!... What are we meant to write on these picture then?
[speaker004:] Dunno. Another day... what you there?
[Mikila:] Yeah you write the, sort of, how long it took to do it and if it was... if there was more one and what they said about it an
[speaker011:] and mess it up.
[speaker004:] There's seventy pictures there. It's more than I've got.
[speaker008:] How many have you got there?
[speaker004:] About that.
[Mikila:] About fifty forty, fifty.
[speaker004:] I've got that.... I've got that.
[speaker008:] So I got about ten... twenty five
[speaker011:] Mm.
[speaker008:] one hundred and twenty five.
[speaker004:] And you got a few bits that your
[Mikila:] I think I've got about thirty.
[speaker004:] and then pictures though
[Mikila:] What pictures?
[speaker004:] aren't they?
[Mikila:] I've hardly got any in... cos when I left... my nursery... I got them all to do me one... and when I left my school I got a load of them to do me one... I didn't... get many at... the day nursery, but I got a handful.
[speaker004:] mine actually!
[Mikila:] I got quite good ones actually... cos I got two children next to each other and a few years later I got them to do it again... but I don't know if I can find them all.
[speaker011:] There actual
[Mikila:] Did you buy two samosas, then?
[speaker008:] Mm.
[Mikila:] Are they for you... yeah? I meant for you... only on one... one enough.
[speaker008:] I didn't even know what they were!
[speaker004:] Ooh!
[Mikila:] Just have a little tiny bit.
[speaker011:] ... my craving.
[Mikila:] Is you craving satisfied?
[speaker011:] Yes it is.
[Mikila:] Good.
[speaker011:] Feel fine now.
[Mikila:] Don't want you craving all over Mr!
[speaker011:] [LAUGHTER]
[Mikila:] Thank you very much! [shouting] Em []!
[speaker004:] Em.
[Mikila:] I think I'm gonna try and persuade my Mum to let me bring... my camera in... for the last day of term, I'm gonna get a bottle of from the shop... that's on.
[speaker008:] [singing] Ooh ooh ooh []
[Mikila:] If we go now
[speaker008:] Ha?
[Mikila:] Cos I did ea, by Monday I felt sick and I eat quite a lot at the weekend which was good, but... Tuesday I start at placement and we, although like we talk, we don't have, like a, conversation we as well and there wasn't really anything to record, saying... yesterday... to record... and
[speaker008:] Did you record here yesterday?
[Mikila:] and she's, what's that?
[speaker008:] Did you record here, yesterday?
[Mikila:] No... something so no, sort of, start at lunchtime anyway so I couldn't record any lunchtime.
[speaker008:] No, in the morning we weren't doing a lot anyway, were we?
[Mikila:] No so there wasn't anything that I could record then... and the woman's coming tonight, to pick them up...
[speaker008:] And you've only done, how many?
[Mikila:] Seven.
[speaker008:] How many are you supposed to do?
[Mikila:] I've only done seven... Well there's twenty tapes and I've gotta do as many as I can, I haven't done half of them yet, but... if I could have them over the weekend I'd be able to do loads more cos I'm... working on Saturday, I'm going out Saturday, I think I'm going out Sunday night... and I can ta take it then... and I'll be able to get another, like four or five tapes done.
[speaker008:] ... everyone thinks she's sat there... what's she done to her head?
[Mikila:] It just depends where we're going cos I don't know what we're doing yet... So I'd and the woman's coming round tonight... so I'll just, sort of, say to her if I can keep it over the weekend I can do a lot more... so otherwise I'll feel a bit bad
[speaker008:] How much are you getting paid for it?
[Mikila:] Twenty five pound voucher or something... Dunno what the vouchers are for... but that would be in my hand anyway
[speaker008:] Oh.
[Mikila:] whatever I suppose.
[speaker008:] You ought to get, a voucher for what?
[Mikila:] Don't know... I would think that it's, she told me twenty five pounds so I thought it was gonna be like cash or something... and then I read the thing that says twenty five pound voucher but it didn't say what for, it just says voucher... knowing my luck it'll be book tokens!
[speaker008:] [LAUGHTER]
[Mikila:] Lovely!... Well I can still get a couple of Christmas presents with that anyway so it doesn't matter.
[speaker008:] Get Boots vouchers... cos
[Mikila:] Mm.
[speaker008:] you can use them in Children's World can't you?
[Mikila:] Can you?
[speaker008:] Yes... it's where I used mine.
[Mikila:] But I'd still be able to use them anyway, cos all them Boot Boots smellies and stuff... so
[speaker008:] Yeah you can get... records and that there as well
[Mikila:] Mm.
[speaker008:] can't you?
[Mikila:] I got
[speaker008:] from Boots.
[Mikila:] Emma did I tell you Joe, she's working at the Body Shop.
[speaker008:] I Children's World and I got I got books.
[Mikila:] Ah... you know the Joe that was staying with us?... She was working at the Body Shop part-time, she's back there three days working now or something. She started on Monday... and
[speaker008:] Ha!
[Mikila:] apparently she doesn't know why they sacked her... she said, they sacked... apparently something to do with she'd been asking too many questions or something... and but she
[speaker008:] That is
[Mikila:] cos to be really eager because... she said erm... that she'd asked the bloke about staying on permanently and everything... and he said that it seemed the people who they were most impress impressed with after Christmas that can stay on permanently... so we said on the end, you've gotta be really eager and everything... so she apparently was asking loads of questions
[speaker008:] Yeah, Oh you can't sack her for that!
[Mikila:] because she asked loads of questions!... That's what I thought... I think that's out of order
[speaker008:] That doesn't matter!
[Mikila:] and that's.
[speaker008:] shop is supposed to make at home
[Mikila:] Yeah
[speaker008:] their employees.
[Mikila:] Yeah... and that'll mean
[speaker008:] that's an unfair reason to give her!
[Mikila:] Not quite sure... but I'm not
[speaker008:] Never going again.
[Mikila:] quite sure why... and I don't know... how long she's working there.
[speaker008:] Maybe there's more to it than that, you never know.
[Mikila:] Well she's supposed to be working there 'till Christmas anyway... but
[speaker004:] You'd better learn to drive then. Quick five minute walking, you know
[Mikila:] I don't know, you see, I just heard that she'd been sacked and
[speaker004:] As long as you've got knickers on, it's alright. It's bloody Can't
[Mikila:] [LAUGHTER]
[speaker004:] Hang on
[Mikila:] [LAUGHTER]
[Group Of Unknown Speakers:] [singing] sing []
[Mikila:] No he's not gonna... he's not getting it
[speaker004:] We've got enough without him in it.
[Mikila:] Ah we stick together or something.
[speaker004:] I haven't heard that.
[Mikila:] It is te well it's a typical..., you know.
[speaker004:] You know most boys have their own they use the it seems scruffy, but if, do you know what I mean? [singing] [] [singing] []
[Mikila:] [LAUGHTER]
[speaker004:] I I think tasty! Nice car!
[Mikila:] Who's pretty [LAUGHTER] tasty []?
[speaker004:] This bloke they are trying to set me up with.
[Mikila:] [LAUGHTER] Richard []!
[speaker004:] [LAUGHTER] No, no not Cliff Richard, [].
[Mikila:] So you're trying to set her up then?
[speaker004:] George Michael went out with it was really nice.
[Group Of Unknown Speakers:] Yeah.
[speaker004:] Really good.
[Mikila:] Ladies and gentlemen, Mr Elton John!
[Group Of Unknown Speakers:] Elton John!
[Mikila:] Oh it's noseless!
[speaker004:] [LAUGHTER] He said it ooh where's my nose []! I reckon someone's Look my
[Mikila:] Dent.
[speaker004:] scratch on his nose.
[Mikila:] This has gone all wonkey, someone's moved it!
[speaker004:] Alison his nose as it was around there, they've gone a bit bumpy.
[speaker008:] Yeah.
[Mikila:] Mm.
[speaker004:] A bit, Oh God! Yeah but it doesn't matter. It looks really nice with handles.
[Mikila:] Yeah I thought I'd got all those bits out, but thank you.
[speaker004:] Ha ha ha ha!
[Tabitha:] Don't tell everybody I said to that... Yes they'll be probably be smashing... even when
[Mikila:] ... bound to get a break off, they're bound to.
[speaker008:] What?
[Mikila:] The ears, these little ear bits.
[speaker004:] No they won't. Very today... so contagious... it's horrible! What is it
[Mikila:] Well what have you got?
[speaker004:] conjuctivitus.
[Mikila:] Ooh! [shouting] Ah []!
[Group Of Unknown Speakers:] [LAUGHTER]
[speaker004:] It's going round our nursery. I woke up yesterday morning, I couldn't open my eyes! At our day nursery.
[Mikila:] Urgh!
[speaker004:] So have you got like drops or something? Yeah, drops and this... revolting cream... that smells foul!
[Mikila:] Oh yeah under.
[speaker004:] Did Yes. Yeah. You look really lovely, as you've got bloodshot eyes and this yellow cream.
[Mikila:] [LAUGHTER] [].
[speaker004:] Oh you've
[Mikila:] Nice!
[speaker004:] Liner! And it's a lot, yesterday I was in a real state... notice my eyes were just totally, gummed up, yuk!... Actually they're probably. Wake up in the morning.
[Tabitha:] That's right, right let's the brushes now, class.
[Mikila:] Well, are we painting them today?
[Tabitha:] Yeah.
[Mikila:] Ooh!
[speaker004:] [LAUGHTER] No, we're []!
[Mikila:] [LAUGHTER] Yeah []
[speaker008:] and stare at the.
[Tabitha:] Now what you do
[Mikila:] Why not?
[speaker004:] I can't
[Tabitha:] Alright?
[speaker004:] Yeah.
[Tabitha:] You're going to paint them Can you keep still for a minute, Kim?
[speaker004:] I tipped something on them.
[Tabitha:] You're gonna paint them exactly as you would... if you were just doing it on paper... alright?
[speaker004:] God!
[Tabitha:] It's quite a strange thing to paint on because it's a very absorbent surface... and what happens if you wa, those of you who want subtle colours, well that's fine... cos you get very subtle colours... if you want deep colours like black... dark brown... or a bright colour like bright red berries on the holly... then we have to put varnish on... alright? And it brings the colours up to really, really vibrant... dense colours... alright?... But I suspect a lot of you would want to leave them with a matt finish, it's entirely up to you... Anyway... when you paint, like I say, it's just it's because it's porous it sucks the colour off the brush and er... it immediately dries, so you can see, straight away, the colour it's gonna be... when you then put the varnish on you use a sort of matt varnish and... so it brings the colour up but it won't be shiny... or a shine, which you're gonna choose... like you might wanna matt varnish with this and shiny for the shell... which ca it really brings the colour up, we won't get round to varnishing today... erm... and the other thing you can do, if you want... erm... a sort of a mottled effect... you do pink in a base colour... say Mikila wanted all... greeny, bluey colours on that
[Mikila:] Yeah I do.
[Tabitha:] oh well, there you go... paint it all... a fairly pale green... and then rubbing on dried powder paint... like, almost like using pastels
[Mikila:] Yeah I just want loads of different shades of green and blues...
[Tabitha:] Like using pastels, you just... rub it on with your finger and get really... subtle blend of... there so, you can have it plain black and white or... brilliant red... or... you know, very subtle, so you can get all sorts of paint effects on them... okay?... What I suggest you do is, sort of, give them all a base coat, you know, like... do all this mid-brown, but darker brown on the shell... okay?
[speaker004:] Black and white.
[Tabitha:] Yeah, now
[speaker004:] Do we have to paint underneath the side?
[Tabitha:] Well I think it's best to, yeah... yeah, I mean o... the best thing to do is actually lift it up and use a little bit of the underneath to try out the colours... what colour's that going to be?
[Mikila:] [LAUGHTER]
[speaker004:] I don't know... I haven't decided.
[Tabitha:] What colour's yours going to be,?
[speaker004:] Black... pale brown underneath... and brown edges
[Tabitha:] I think grey might be quite nice, for the walls, but then rubbing other colours all over it, sort of you know, like mauvey and... colours and blues.
[speaker004:] I'll do these two all over grey. Really burn my arm. Yes
[Tabitha:] Try not to... do it as you go, I mean, try to have a very definite idea in your mind what you want to do cos otherwise, you know, you start off, you've painted half of it grey and think oh don't like it like this bit!... So try and decide, I mean, obviously a lot
[speaker004:] Brown.
[Tabitha:] of them they're, you know
[speaker004:] [LAUGHTER] Brown [].
[Tabitha:] you don't, you don't have to do it brown though, you know, I mean whatever colour you want.
[speaker004:] I want it bright. I'm
[Tabitha:] If you wanna have a purple hedgehog, it's entirely up to you!
[speaker004:] No leave that one.
[Tabitha:] Okay? Okay?
[Mikila:] Will these all stick back on?
[Tabitha:] They all will stick back on, it's best to paint them first and then stick them on.
[Mikila:] Right I've gotta go and find some more of those,
[speaker004:] This isn't his tail he keeps standing on! [LAUGHTER]
[Mikila:] I worked that out!
[Tabitha:] It must be there
[Mikila:] Yeah it's there somewhere, it's just a bit too big to be
[speaker004:] Unless Emma's got it as well. Unless Emma's got it there.
[speaker008:] Yeah fine.
[speaker004:] Yeah.
[Mikila:] I know she could have.
[speaker004:] Yeah.
[Tabitha:] What's yours gonna be, Eva?... What colour?
[speaker009:] Just that colour on there, on the other one.
[speaker004:] How much?
[Tabitha:] Purple?
[speaker004:] Bright red! [LAUGHTER]
[Tabitha:] Oh yeah.
[speaker004:] [LAUGHTER] Bright purple []!
[speaker008:] !
[speaker004:] I can't do much, sort of, colouring, someone's taken.
[Tabitha:] Well it's all black
[speaker004:] apart from that bit there's white.
[Tabitha:] that will be white, yeah.
[Mikila:] You imagine like a penguin suit, aren't the wings?
[Tabitha:] Different colours aren't they?
[Mikila:] No I thought they were all black
[Tabitha:] No they're not are they?... They're just
[Mikila:] Yeah.
[Tabitha:] a piece here was white... but you want to do
[speaker004:] [LAUGHTER] I'm gonna do a []!
[Tabitha:] colour in the eye, colour on the beak, colour on feet
[Mikila:] Yeah
[speaker008:] and the yellow
[Mikila:] little red buttons and stuff
[speaker008:] and the yellow.
[Tabitha:] Yeah.
[Mikila:] just bring it out.
[Tabitha:] shiny buttons, you can put on this silver
[Mikila:] our little red flower on the hat.
[Tabitha:] Yeah I've got a little bit of silver and gold at home actually, but I didn't bring it in today
[speaker004:] Yeah.
[Tabitha:] I should've done, but
[Mikila:] I think I'll do this like... reds, and blacks and
[Tabitha:] okay.
[Mikila:] whites an
[Tabitha:] So decide... your work before hand
[Mikila:] Yeah, that'll do.
[speaker004:] Brown.
[Tabitha:] Okay?
[speaker008:] Right
[Mikila:] [LAUGHTER]
[Tabitha:] [shouting] Right if you didn't pay attention there, I don't see any others from next door because the colour they can start with
[Mikila:] Mhm.
[Tabitha:] do it like that... you need a piece of paper and lots of water... and I'll just go and get brushes [].
[speaker004:] Where are they, in the corridor down there?
[Tabitha:] Yeah.
[speaker004:] I don't know what colour to do it.
[speaker008:] We
[speaker004:] And I've lost my tape! Oh... don't wanna We could dig around it. Not all... I'll go [LAUGHTER].
[Mikila:] Bit of everything!
[speaker004:] Yeah but if you if you
[Mikila:] If you have the pale, I suppose.
[speaker004:] That one will look alright. It looks alright though. What do you want ink on? The tail... gonna have to do the tail now.
[Mikila:] Well never mind, maybe
[speaker004:] I didn't think they had one.
[Mikila:] They've only got a little stub though haven't they?
[speaker004:] Yeah.
[speaker008:] Are you sure one of these isn't [LAUGHTER] yours []?
[Mikila:] [LAUGHTER]...
[Tabitha:] Don't erm don't
[Mikila:] That's a really nice man.
[speaker004:] ? Yeah today, running round
[Mikila:] I think a light green actually. Very pale I think.... Actually that's a sort of a murky green. That'll do.... Oh god I think that's gonna look really good.... I wanna varnish it as well cos I
[speaker004:] Oh look at that red! [LAUGHTER]
[Mikila:] Yeah. That's good actually.
[speaker004:] So red here colour. What do you think? Red here
[Mikila:] Yeah.
[speaker004:] Black and white
[Mikila:] Yeah.
[speaker004:] just there with the gold buttons.
[Mikila:] Yeah.
[speaker004:] Red dickie bow
[Mikila:] Yeah.
[speaker004:] White face do you think?
[Mikila:] Yeah. And then the rest of it black
[speaker004:] Black.
[Mikila:] with greens in the back.
[speaker004:] And you can,
[Mikila:] . Are you putting his hair up quite pale.
[speaker004:] I'm gonna do... down there I'm gonna do a red
[Mikila:] Yeah.
[speaker004:] red stripe.
[Mikila:] Yeah.
[speaker004:] Cos that's gonna be red. Cos
[Mikila:] Yeah. Like his coat tails.
[speaker004:] No cos then the rest of that would have to be black wouldn't it?... Do his wings.
[Mikila:] Yeah.
[speaker004:] oh I don't know
[speaker008:] I hope my friend's found her stuff.
[Mikila:] what?
[speaker008:] We went back to... oh er my friend Nicola left her all stuff, big bag on the train.
[Mikila:] You're joking.
[speaker008:] No. And they've erm rang up London
[speaker004:] He's gone all funny.
[speaker008:] Who?
[speaker004:] Can you see it? Yeah. What all all, it's got white bits on? Yeah. Yeah that happened to mine as well, look.
[Mikila:] Yeah it's where the
[speaker004:] Probably just needed to... soak in I suppose. cold now. Ah. You done it?
[Mikila:] Well where did you get that brush from then Emma.
[speaker008:] Found it.
[Mikila:] Where?
[speaker004:] What colours are you doing it Emm?
[Mikila:] Apparently you don't need much of that green, Fiona.... Apparently it goes a long way.
[speaker004:] Ugh. That's really sort of splurched now. It's always the white that comes out splurchy isn't it?
[Mikila:] There you go. Have fun.
[speaker004:] Your hedgehog's gonna look really nice when it's coloured. In only wanna give this a mix. Who wants this? Anybody? My sister said Pat's turning gay. [LAUGHTER] Pat? What, which programme are you in? Which programme are we in? She's turning lessie my sister reckons.
[Mikila:] Eastenders by the sounds of this.
[speaker004:] Are we talking about Eastenders? And Colin, Colin was gay as well wasn't he? Yes Colin and Barry Colin out of Colin out of Eastenders? Yeah she's gay. Ian's besotted with Hattie. Ian yeah or he's missing erm Cindy. One or the other. I think it's Hattie cos he keeps gawping at her. I don't know if he's sort of jealous of her and Stephen or what. Well he was the one who blooming put them together. Serves him right. Yeah I. He's too scared to get in another relationship but relationship he really likes her. Miss erm whatever her name is said that erm people have been in there. Little kids. kids actually playing in there. It's not on is it really? She said that's why it's got no spikes left. But look he's hardly got, he's hardly got any. in it? No. All round that side he's got... bare bum. [LAUGHTER]. I'm missing a paintbrush.
[Mikila:] It's not gonna come out like shiny is it?
[Tabitha:] Only if you want it to.
[Mikila:] Oh. No I don't. Good.
[speaker004:] It's isn't it? It's shiny at the moment.
[Tabitha:] If you want it shiny... if you want it like erm... If you want it to come out like this. Alright? Then you put the
[Mikila:] Yeah. No I don't.
[Tabitha:] shiny varnish on it that brings the colour back out.... Don't forget to do your nose....
[Mikila:] Can I paint over the eyes and then go over them again?
[Tabitha:] Oh yes. Keep your brush wet....
[speaker004:] Sarah, have you got some water? do the wings a different colour or something. Sorry. Mm? Think I'm gonna do the wings a different colour.
[Tabitha:] Have you got water there? Yeah well keep it wet and then it'll sort of flow into any difficult areas. Don't... try not to put your paint on too thick. Alright?
[speaker008:] Just working out how I'm gonna get this done..... Just working out how to paint the wings black.... Yeah cos I was gonna, I was gonna do this like
[Tabitha:] Oh I see you only want the wings black?
[speaker008:] As such really but I was gonna
[Tabitha:] Alright. Well let's er let's draw it on then in pencil.
[Mikila:] Oh I like that colour.
[Group Of Unknown Speakers:] [LAUGHTER]
[Mikila:] Bit bright isn't it?
[speaker004:] Put flowers all over them.
[Mikila:] Yeah
[Tabitha:] You need to have a line to work to really don't you?
[speaker008:] What I was gonna do was... the front here was gonna be red yeah?
[Tabitha:] Yeah.
[speaker008:] Black and white.
[Tabitha:] Yeah.
[speaker008:] And I was gonna carry and bring his coat to sort of like down there. I was gonna work out, how am I gonna get red to go over the black?
[Tabitha:] So you want... so all this is red?
[speaker008:] Yeah.
[speaker004:] Oh what was that that fell off?
[Tabitha:] Like that.
[speaker008:] Yeah.
[Tabitha:] So all that can be black and that can be red yeah?
[speaker008:] But where would you take the black?
[Tabitha:] Well all that
[speaker008:] His head's gonna be white.
[Tabitha:] That wants to be black?
[speaker008:] Yeah black.
[speaker004:] I've never varnished any clay before. All I've done is use because we couldn't have any at school.
[Tabitha:] gonna be black down to there?
[speaker008:] Yeah. But I'm doing his head in white.
[Tabitha:] What the back of his head?
[speaker008:] No that's gonna be
[Tabitha:] Well this wants to be red.
[speaker008:] Red yeah.
[Tabitha:] Then there wants to be a white band... like it's collar.
[Mikila:] See he doesn't really want much brown on him he just needs a coat. Don't like this colour now.... Well I'm not putting it, I'm putting other colours on top of it.
[speaker004:] Oh that's alright then.
[Mikila:] Purple and that.
[Tabitha:] That's red. That's black.
[speaker008:] That's yellow.
[Tabitha:] Yellow. Do you see what I mean?
[speaker008:] Yeah.
[Mikila:] Unless I mean this hedgehog could have been done if I left it couldn't it?
[Tabitha:] Okay?
[speaker008:] Yeah.
[Tabitha:] That's black
[speaker008:] [LAUGHTER]
[Tabitha:] Okay?
[speaker008:] Yeah.
[Tabitha:] And what colour's his hat gonna be?
[speaker008:] Probably red.
[Tabitha:] Okay.
[speaker004:] black with a red band.
[Tabitha:] If you like you could open one of those little wheels if it, especially a difficult one like yours Emma. It might be a good idea. I'll go and get you one.
[speaker008:] Thanks.
[speaker004:] Sorry did I get you?
[Tabitha:] No it's alright. I just wiped it all over my. I was just about to say I expect you could really make a mess if you tried and then I realized I was covered in and I'd better shut up.
[speaker004:] As long as the fire alarms don't go off I don't mind. Oh twice Again.
[Tabitha:] Well Wednesday when I was in, I teach up until five on a Wednesday and kept... coming up and saying that all the lights were gonna go off. That the electricity board was doing some work... so not to get the class started.
[speaker004:] Well no-one ever knew that the fire alarms were going off. No-one at all. I think someone was just taking the mickey and kept setting them off. Well they went off twice.... I think they must have done
[Tabitha:] Right. Well from here I can see all sorts of bits so I suggest if you get
[speaker004:] Yeah I know.
[Tabitha:] Let's put erm a piece of paper...
[speaker008:] How am I gonna?
[Tabitha:] on there and then you'll be able to... sorry Emma I didn't hear what you said.
[speaker008:] How am I gonna paint under that black
[Tabitha:] Very carefully [LAUGHTER]
[speaker008:] without getting the red red and the red
[Tabitha:] Well if you hold a piece of paper there.
[speaker008:] Yeah?
[Tabitha:] Get a small piece of paper and hold there as you do it.
[Mikila:] Thing is every spike's gonna be changed a different colour anyway so.
[Tabitha:] Yeah but you want to... make sure you haven't got any
[speaker004:] under here.
[Tabitha:] Right. Before you finish doing that just lift it up and paint in round under here look. You've got a
[speaker008:] Got a line.
[Tabitha:] bare bottom.... That's the sort of colour you want for the top of your isn't it?
[speaker004:] Yeah.
[Tabitha:] Right. If you want to use another colour just check round and see what other people have got, alright? Cos it's pointless keep making up loads of paints when other people have already mixed the colour up.... And share the colours.
[speaker004:] bits.
[Tabitha:] As my children say. You must co-operate.
[speaker008:] Watching too much Sesame Street.
[speaker004:] [singing] Co-operation []
[Tabitha:] Is that from Sesame Street is it?
[speaker008:] Yeah. [LAUGHTER]
[Tabitha:] Oh right.
[speaker008:] I think I was probably watching too much Sesame Street as well. Oh. I'm getting his eyes.
[speaker004:] There we go.
[speaker008:] Right. How do I paint in there then?
[speaker004:] What do you
[Tabitha:] Right.
[speaker008:] [LAUGHTER]
[speaker004:] There and there and there and underneath.... [sigh] My frog is called Basil.
[Tabitha:] get a small piece of paper
[speaker004:] What about the hedgehog?
[Mikila:] Harry isn't it?
[Tabitha:] paint that side you see. And then it won't go on to this side. Are you with me?
[speaker008:] Yeah.
[speaker004:] Basil the tree frog.
[Tabitha:] Okay? So you can get the brush in goes against the paper.
[speaker008:] Yeah but the thing is
[Mikila:] I'm sorry Emma it had to be done.
[Tabitha:] Well you'll just very carefully. I mean if it's right at the back it doesn't matter if it's black or red. It's just gonna shadow anyway.
[speaker008:] Yeah.
[Tabitha:] Okay?
[speaker004:] Oh my god...
[Mikila:] This is not gonna be fun all his spikes.
[speaker004:] I'm just going to wash my brush.... I think you ought to put flowers all over him.
[Mikila:] [LAUGHTER]
[speaker004:] Daisies. Yeah why not?
[Mikila:] Lovely colour
[speaker004:] Big pink ones.
[Mikila:] Go for it. Orange.
[speaker004:] Why not?
[Mikila:] Be creative. Look at my hedgehog. He should be brown but he's not.
[speaker004:] Go on Eva. Be a daredevil. It's lucky it's not actually a boy now. I was gonna say if you had flowers on it it'd be a bit [LAUGHTER] bit. Ooh. That's nice! Mm. Basil the tropical free... free I keep saying, tree frog. He's gonna have some colours on top of them.
[Mikila:] Thing is I bet you the spikes that goes exactly next door to him I'll paint yellow.
[speaker004:] What colours are frog's nails
[speaker008:] Pinky. Pinky red... You could have flowers all over your frog as well. We could have a real... hippie parade couldn't we?
[speaker004:] Hippie frog.
[speaker008:] Oh no. I've got black on it.
[Tabitha:] This is the last lesson this term isn't it?
[speaker008:] Is it?
[Group Of Unknown Speakers:] Yeah.
[speaker008:] Oh we've got next term haven't we?...
[speaker004:] How many lessons have we got after term? Four I think.
[Mikila:] Emma. Can I use a bit of your glue? Just a teeny bit.
[speaker008:] Emma was that? What do you want?
[Mikila:] Can I have a tiny bit of your glue.
[speaker008:] You may.... What are they to finish painting and do a bit
[Tabitha:] Inside? Dark green?
[Mikila:] Do some
[Tabitha:] Or pink... or red. Er it depends on how much you want to make it stand out.... I think I would probably do it dark green.
[Mikila:] Dark green, mm.
[Tabitha:] Sort of colour Emma's... that that colour without being altered is is fine.
[Mikila:] Yeah.
[Tabitha:] Do it with a small brush.
[Mikila:] Alright.
[Tabitha:] Or you know... sludgy sort of colour like... this
[Mikila:] I think I'm gonna do it dark green....
[speaker004:] This is gonna look well weird.... I need a brush with a bend in it to get under here. [LAUGHTER] Yeah. That's what I need too.
[Tabitha:] I love this hippo. This is really. I love the shape of his legs.
[speaker004:] He's lost a tooth
[Tabitha:] Has he? Ah!
[speaker004:] He's been to the dentist.
[Tabitha:] Well you must stick it, you must stick it back in there.
[speaker004:] Right so let's have a go. This has got to be red.... Yeah this is gonna be fun. It's gonna be like a jigsaw puzzle.
[Tabitha:] Keep your brush wet Fiona and then the colour will sort of flow in there.
[Mikila:] He was nearly a dead hedgehog then because he nearly fell off the table. [LAUGHTER]
[speaker004:] Yeah do him as an old hedgehog. We got a hippie hippo. [LAUGHTER] An old hedgehog. What makes brown? Green and? Don't know.
[Mikila:] Don't know. You might as well just get a brown.
[speaker004:] No I want to make it. Green and yellow makes brown.
[speaker008:] Red and black.
[Mikila:] Not red and black.
[speaker008:] Red and black make brown as well don't they?...
[speaker004:] Subtle colour. [LAUGHTER]... When they find out yours is broken though.
[speaker008:] What's broken?
[speaker004:] Quite, quite a few of them but I mean Caroline's blew up. [LAUGHTER] Caroline's blew up [].
[speaker008:] Poor old Caroline. [LAUGHTER] He had a happy life though Caroline.
[speaker004:] Yeah.
[speaker008:] Met with a grisly end, but
[Mikila:] I don't think so actually Sarah.
[speaker004:] Yes I did as well. Yeah. I was choosing to ignore it. Right.
[speaker008:] I need to get under his [LAUGHTER]
[Mikila:] No I can't get this bloody thing done. I don't care I'm just gonna paint it and go over it. [LAUGHTER] I had enough []. I just painted it and I'll go over it with the black.
[speaker004:] Does this paint smell of or is it my imagination. I haven't really smelt it yet Fiona. Yeah it does. Yours does. There you go. Oh it stinks. Oh no. No no no no no. Quick [LAUGHTER] give it a mix if you don't mind. This is your white here look. No... god no. Got me brush. You might as well use me paint. [LAUGHTER]... Only joking. put red in his mouth. Yeah but don't give him rubber lips. I'm gonna rub powder paint in all over it and see what happens.
[Tabitha:] She didn't recognize her erm owl cos it had shrunk.
[speaker004:] Oh... isn't it tiny?
[Tabitha:] She remembered it as being bigger.
[speaker004:] Oh oh [LAUGHTER] Oh it's really tiny isn't it. Oh it's really dainty.
[Tabitha:] Oh right.
[speaker004:] What colour can I do now, brown? You can do whatever colour you want. Mine's a tropical free trog. Free trog. I've said it again. Free trog Where's the palette things or whatever you call them? In that... cupboard over there that's open. This' ll look quite nice when he's shiny though won't it? Yeah, I'm gonna do mine shiny. Frogs are wet aren't they? Mine's not. Mine's gonna be You gonna do yours... brown then?... [LAUGHTER] I don't know. If I do him brown or put in white all round You can do all round there. You can put, do brown and put colours on the top or you can do him any colour and then put... any colour on top.... powder paint on the top. You can rub it in. Rub it in, yeah. brown and then I'll do all round his face white. Can I borrow your paintbrush? Yeah all the paintbrushes are over here.
[Mikila:] You've got my little brush I want.
[speaker008:] Oh sorry. I might do this last actually the eyes and I'll go back and do them when they're dry. Do you want the black?
[Mikila:] Yeah.
[speaker008:] Okay that's got black
[Tabitha:] Oh that's looking lovely.
[speaker008:] I'm gonna do the eyes when it's finished because the white went all splodgy cos I couldn't get the brush in even though I had a tiny brush.
[Tabitha:] Right.
[speaker008:] paint in his nostrils?
[Tabitha:] Yes.
[speaker008:] And I'm gonna paint red in his mouth as well.
[Tabitha:] Now this. Where there's lines that just lends itself to having a dry paint rubbed down it.
[speaker008:] Yeah that's what I'm gonna have... put on. I want to use that little bit of gold as well to just sort of
[Tabitha:] Yeah.
[speaker004:] Shimmy shimmy shimmy.
[speaker008:] Shimmy shimmy gold.
[Tabitha:] All the... powder paints are in the cupboard next to the sink in that room.
[speaker008:] Right. Okay.
[Tabitha:] Alright?... Now careful as you pick the packets up because some of them are so old.
[speaker004:] Ugh!
[Tabitha:] Now this is where you really must... wet cos then it flows
[speaker004:] will not go green. Oh I found a. Let's do him green. You done any little fleas on it yet?
[Mikila:] [LAUGHTER]
[speaker004:] No that's gotta go green cos this has gotta be green. You're gonna come on Saturday aren't you Michelle? Yeah I'm Thursday Friday and Saturday I've got it so... it means that
[Mikila:] Er... is that too big, that spike?
[speaker004:] What colour's frog's eyes, black? Last time Roger was outside waiting for me for an hour and a half Suppose so, yeah.
[Mikila:] I hope this stuff comes off. I've got it all over my jumper. Oh no what an arsehole! Painted those bits wrong.
[Tabitha:] Right. Anybody stuck for a minute?
[speaker004:] That's it. Fat little cow. Oh that's really good.
[Mikila:] Let's have a look. Round the other way.... Ah! Ah that's lovely.
[speaker004:] He's got red on his neck so
[Mikila:] What's the red gonna be?
[speaker004:] The red's gonna be... there down the back. That one's gonna be white.
[Tabitha:] Well... is there anybody else who's mysteriously lost a piece of work.... Who's left it in the
[Mikila:] And the red where? No idea. I really don't. I don't know at all.
[speaker008:] I don't know. She's buggered off again hasn't she?... Oh she's coming back.
[speaker004:] Oh he looks brilliant... Mikila. By the way,
[Mikila:] What?... Oh Do you reckon
[speaker008:] No... red. Really clash as well. [LAUGHTER]
[Mikila:] Ooh! Red and purple! The examiner will think she's colour blind.
[speaker008:] [LAUGHTER] Well she could be... for all we know.
[speaker004:] Right no other mix ups. I thought you said she could be.
[Mikila:] I didn't say anyone. I said the examiner thought she could be.
[speaker004:] You said she.
[Mikila:] Yeah. She could be as in either.
[speaker004:] Could be a bloke
[Mikila:] Yeah I know he could but I I said she, I said either. Erm... it's not working quite how I wanted it to but if I keep putting stuff on then
[Tabitha:] I think the yellow's a bit strong.
[Mikila:] Yeah. I'll... stick something over it and... knock it This is just a mess now. I should have just done it green.... State of it.
[speaker008:] It looks nice.
[Mikila:] I hate it.
[speaker004:] That's really good. Mm.
[Mikila:] The nails are too long to do this actually.
[speaker004:] Mm.... Sometimes I wonder if he's cross-eyed or not. Maybe it just
[Mikila:] Oh crap. It's disgusting.. It's not. It's just a mess now.... Mm I don't like it though.
[speaker004:] I know. I'll have the dragon and you have
[Mikila:] Does it wash off?
[speaker004:] No.
[Mikila:] Yeah well at least I'd get rid of it and then start again. And then just paint green over it.
[speaker008:] What time does this lesson end?
[speaker004:] Quarter past.
[speaker008:] Blimey.
[speaker004:] Who's got that brown colour? Have you Lise?
[speaker008:] Does that look cross-eyed to you from there?
[speaker004:] Let's have a look.
[speaker008:] Oh it's me then.
[Group Of Unknown Speakers:] [LAUGHTER]...
[speaker004:] Where is she? Quick Sarah. Mop it up bring her in. browns. pretend they're using brown. What time is it? Ten to three? Oh. Oh no I've just started a colour that I'll never ever be able to find again. What time do we finish?
[Mikila:] Yeah. Don't finish till quarter past Michelle. Don't panic. Twenty minutes yet. Panic when you've got five. [LAUGHTER]...
[speaker004:] I think it nice.
[Mikila:] I don't know. I think it looks just looks just just a mess... now.
[Tabitha:] Right. Are you absolutely sure there's nothing?... Anything else for
[speaker004:] Only my rabbit.
[Tabitha:] Yeah, it's gone in. First thing in. Good.
[Mikila:] He's got a hole in him?
[speaker004:] Yeah.
[Mikila:] You sure?
[Maggi:] Well it better have cos it's right at the back of the kiln at the bottom and I don't
[Mikila:] What... shall I put anything else on there? Cos I was gonna use colours but I don't know if it's going to or not now.
[Tabitha:] Well I think it looks really nice. Tell you what I would do is mix some slightly different colour green
[Mikila:] By the way his fell out. Mm.
[Tabitha:] that's a slightly lighter colour.
[Mikila:] What about his nostrils?
[Tabitha:] Yeah I mean just a few different should... you use a little bit of green powder paint. Alright?
[Mikila:] Yeah.
[Tabitha:] Just add a little bit
[speaker004:] Right. There we are.
[Tabitha:] If you don't like it you can wash it off and start again.
[Mikila:] Oh good.
[speaker008:] Oh there's one. What colour should that be?
[Mikila:] Which one?
[speaker008:] The white one.
[Mikila:] Blue.
[speaker008:] But the next one next door to that's blue. So I can't do it.
[Mikila:] Oh.
[speaker008:] Cos I say there's blue on it, oh god I can't be... can't be any of them. Oh god!
[Mikila:] [LAUGHTER] Can't you do like... another colour? Brown.
[speaker008:] No. It's gotta be... I'll have to change. Which one's going blue?... That one's blue and I'll have to change that one won't I?... That'll have to go red.
[Tabitha:] How annoying. Has anybody any white powder paint?
[speaker004:] No.
[Tabitha:] No?
[Mikila:] White, I've got white squeezey here.
[Tabitha:] Yes.
[Mikila:] This one's had to have a... transfer.
[speaker008:] There's a tiny bit in this cup here.
[Tabitha:] What, white?
[speaker008:] Yeah.
[Tabitha:] only wants a tiny bit.
[speaker008:] Just a tiny bit.
[Tabitha:] [shouting] Mikila's got some []. Right so that's all the rest of your stuff's gone in the kiln now apart from Louise's other piece.... So anything that hasn't been fired will be... may be fired by the end of next week so it'll be ready for you at the beginning of next term. Okay?
[speaker004:] lesson anyway.
[Mikila:] Ah. That goes on there.
[Tabitha:] Yeah I'm just saying that it will be ready next term.
[Mikila:] That's gotta be green. So's that.
[Tabitha:] Right.
[speaker008:] Does that look okay?
[Tabitha:] Mm.... Though red is the... the best colour to come up with the varnish. It really does come up.
[speaker008:] What, with the shiny varnish?
[Tabitha:] No either. You don't have to erm... I mean you could also... only put varnish on certain bits of it. We've got a matt varnish
[Mikila:] I'm not having much luck painting round
[speaker008:] That's red. What colour's
[Tabitha:] Keep your brush a little bit wetter.
[Mikila:] Oh that goes there. That's another one.
[Tabitha:] This frog looks really nice Fiona. Fiona... this looks really nice.
[Mikila:] I'll have to have a rest. My back's
[Tabitha:] Yes.... stupid, it's freckles. Wonderful.
[Mikila:] [LAUGHTER] So gormless [].
[Group Of Unknown Speakers:] [LAUGHTER]
[Tabitha:] Let's just have the er... tiny brush a minute.
[speaker004:] He's a wide-mouthed frog. He likes Maltesers. Yeah that's brilliant
[Tabitha:] It's such a shame Emma.
[speaker008:] Yeah but it still looks nice.
[Mikila:] Gotta get
[speaker008:] Got more character now.
[Tabitha:] bit of brown just under there.
[Mikila:] Yeah I know. I'm going to do like... right. We've got to have some here.
[Tabitha:] Is that it now? Do you think?... Apart from his other toenail.
[Mikila:] Mm. I think so.... there's another one.
[speaker004:] Thank you.
[Mikila:] Getting the knack of these.
[Tabitha:] There you go then.
[speaker004:] Thankyou.
[Tabitha:] finish doing his toenails. Oh there's a splendid job. Wonderful. It looks so much nicer, painted doesn't it?
[Mikila:] Yeah, yeah. I'm gonna varnish it. shiny
[Tabitha:] Are you a bit happier with it?
[Mikila:] Yeah. Yeah.
[speaker008:] When I glue these
[Tabitha:] You didn't seem to like it very much before.
[Mikila:] No I didn't. I wanted it to come out
[speaker008:] When I glue these
[Tabitha:] paint over it again... if it's necessary...
[speaker004:] Are you happier with him now?... Mikila?
[Mikila:] What's that?
[speaker004:] You happier with him now?
[Tabitha:] No. I was gonna say if you bring it in. Cos we're not supposed to have the strong glues and it's so much easier
[Mikila:] Little bit.
[speaker008:] Will superglue do it?
[Tabitha:] Mm.
[speaker008:] I've got superglue at home.
[Tabitha:] So... what I suggest you do... is
[Mikila:] Yeah. Cos he'll look better when he's got... his spikes on him
[Tabitha:] Yeah.
[speaker008:] and his... varnish
[Tabitha:] All of those work. I mean superglue is... superglue is brilliant. We're not... we're not supposed to have it in here.
[speaker008:] Oh. So I couldn't bring it in?
[Tabitha:] Well yes, you could. I mean it's just like it's... You know, obviously you're not going to... stick each other to the
[Group Of Unknown Speakers:] [LAUGHTER]
[Tabitha:] Well I mean you might do. I don't know but...
[speaker004:] That's the yellow one.
[Tabitha:] Unless it's properly supervised at all times....
[speaker004:] Eh? I can put it back
[Tabitha:] Finished? Oh let's see. Turn round.. That's sweet. I think the inside of the mouth wants to be a bit more contrast, don't you?... Yeah.
[speaker004:] Let's have a look Kim.
[Tabitha:] What do you think?... Turn it round and show Maggie. I think the inside of the mouth ought to be a bit darker.
[Maggi:] [LAUGHTER] the box is in the way [].
[Tabitha:] Don't you?
[Maggi:] Yeah. Bit darker.
[speaker004:] Let's have a look, Kimbo.... Yeah.
[Tabitha:] Yeah. Right. Looks like we've all decided.
[Maggi:] Decided for you. [LAUGHTER]
[Tabitha:] And also you've missed a bit....
[Mikila:] Right, come on. Somebody help me find these final... spikes. That one's going yellow.
[Tabitha:] Well. It just wants to look darker inside.
[Mikila:] That one can be blue.
[Tabitha:] You need a little hand coming out and a little bubble saying help
[Mikila:] [LAUGHTER] That could be green.
[speaker008:] Shall I do his dickie bow black or red?
[speaker004:] What are you doing to that green? Fiona are you using your green? What? Your green.
[Tabitha:] Mm. I don't know.
[speaker004:] That one? Or what? No I'm using at the moment.
[Tabitha:] What do you think Mikila?
[speaker008:] Dickie bow
[Mikila:] The dickie bow?
[Tabitha:] Or grey.
[speaker008:] No. It's gotta be a bright colour.
[Tabitha:] You want it bright.
[speaker004:] Is that powder? No.
[Mikila:] Purple.
[speaker004:] There's the powder paints there. Have you got the green you used to...?
[Tabitha:] Just use that little bit of green on there look. On the edge of the saucer. Oh get your brush clean. Erm... I don't doesn't want to be black. I don't think it wants to be red.
[speaker008:] It'll have to be green.
[Tabitha:] Yeah. Bright green. Or yellow. Bright yellow.
[speaker008:] next door.
[Tabitha:] Mm?
[speaker008:] The 's next to it.
[Tabitha:] Right. It's got to be the green then.
[speaker008:] Green and green buttons. Yeah?
[Mikila:] That's red.
[speaker008:] Green buttons?
[Mikila:] Oh no. What've I done?
[Tabitha:] Or black buttons perhaps, on the white shirt....
[speaker008:] I don't know. I'll see
[speaker004:] That's yellow.
[Tabitha:] Okay do the green then. Then see what that looks like.
[speaker008:] Okay.
[Tabitha:] I would use... I would use that green. I should think that's quite nice.
[speaker008:] Yeah.
[Tabitha:] too bright.
[Mikila:] I've run out of spikes....
[Tabitha:] Look there's loads more in there.
[Mikila:] They're all too big....
[Tabitha:] the ends off.... Finished
[speaker004:] Yeah.
[Mikila:] Let's have a look.
[speaker004:] You can't really see it actually.
[Mikila:] That's well cute.
[Tabitha:] The back leg... nearest Emma. That one, looks as if it's never been painted I think. It
[Mikila:] Oh!
[speaker004:] That's nice. What's the matter?
[Tabitha:] You want some red wool or something don't you?
[Mikila:] I'm gonna paint him in a bright colour
[speaker004:] Let's have a look.
[Mikila:] I'm gonna paint him in a really bright colour and then put the
[speaker004:] Oh it looks nice. Do you reckon that'll look alright, or do you think I should paint them brown?
[Mikila:] I don't like it like that though, so
[speaker004:] I dunno.
[Mikila:] I'm being fussy I know but
[speaker004:] Paint him a bright colour and then...
[Mikila:] But it's just weird. I don't like it at all. If I paint a bright colour over the top of it... then that'll go sort of weird won't it?
[speaker004:] Yeah.
[Mikila:] So I'll do it like that. I might use purple actually, I like the purple.
[speaker004:] As long as it doesn't go black.
[Mikila:] But I don't wanna use it.
[speaker004:] Well make a different orange.
[Mikila:] Bright orange. I'm gonna do a bright orange dragon.... Let me go and put this back and then
[speaker004:] He's gonna get a complex that, that dragon [LAUGHTER].
[Mikila:] what I'm gonna do now. Erm Eva, can you pass me the persil please?
[speaker009:] Do you want this brush?... Mikila?
[speaker004:] Yeah that's fine.... Ooh yeah.
[Mikila:] That'll do. I'll just file them down a bit....
[speaker004:] Yeah it's quite runny actually. But What colour you doing it then?
[speaker008:] Purple.... But I'm gonna do it over this so it'll sort of go funny
[speaker004:] Oops.... Sorry. Oh dear. It's alright.
[Tabitha:] Why don't you kind of dabble it on, Mikila?
[Mikila:] Yeah.
[Tabitha:] Rather than
[speaker004:] sponge.
[Mikila:] You mean like that... dabble it on?
[speaker004:] Yeah.
[Mikila:] Or a bit less?
[Tabitha:] Yeah.
[Mikila:] Yeah. Cos then some of the other colours are gonna come through and I can put the little bit of gold on the top.
[Tabitha:] Yeah.
[Mikila:] Okay?
[Tabitha:] Okay, mm. Let me just er
[Mikila:] Yeah.
[Tabitha:] Wipe that down there.
[speaker004:] I don't think these spikes belong on there at all. Mm?... He's got a wobbly bottom. hedgehog.
[Tabitha:] You gonna actually paint the icing white? Or is it Oh right.
[speaker004:] I was that yellow.
[Tabitha:] That yellow. Yes.
[Mikila:] That white one there everybody. Too big.
[Group Of Unknown Speakers:] [LAUGHTER]
[speaker004:] Stick it further down.
[Mikila:] It can be the centrepiece.
[speaker004:] Stick it further down so
[Mikila:] Well a lot of the spikes are
[Tabitha:] Right. If you've finished... or if you've finished for today. This... paint I want it really really really well washed out of these brushes. It's erm very good covering powder, it actually stays in the brushes. So, give the brush a really good wash out, put it back into it's proper pointed shape. Alright? If you would please. When you're ready.
[Mikila:] Oh it's hotting up. be your own creative flower.
[speaker009:] [LAUGHTER]
[Maggi:] Little Eva. [LAUGHTER]
[Mikila:] an Eva flower. Oh hell.
[Maggi:] black?
[speaker009:] Yeah.
[Maggi:] red.
[Mikila:] Oh he's lovely.
[Maggi:] Well you can't say he's
[speaker008:] Let's have a look Mag. Are you var er shining him up?
[Maggi:] Yeah.
[speaker008:] Yeah. He'll look really sweet....
[Mikila:] I keep doing it wrong so... I gave up and I'm just covering it with purple. Then I'm going to put lots of gold bits on.
[speaker004:] May I have some white paint... please? Eva?
[speaker009:] Sorry....
[Tabitha:] Do you think you could make it by half past? So as I can get done what we want to do.
[Mikila:] Oh yeah.
[Tabitha:] Okay?
[Mikila:] It won't come out on his eyes.
[Tabitha:] That's beautiful.
[Mikila:] Just had a bit of a catastrophe. All his spikes fell off
[Tabitha:] [LAUGHTER]
[Mikila:] So he's gotta be glued and and glue, they've all gotta be glued on him.
[speaker004:] Has he got a flower on it? Yeah. You could put it over that... big scar thing on it. That big line. You could put a flower on it's nose to cover it up. Put it on it's bum. No it's had a bit of a... fight hasn't it? It's a rough, tough hippo. Do you need any more black, Emma? Or have you got black there.
[Mikila:] Oh look at his eyes! They look really... pooped.
[speaker004:] [LAUGHTER] Let's have a look. drunken hedgehog then. Looks like you then doesn't it?
[Mikila:] Oh thanks! I know what I'm gonna do. I'm gonna go... while it's wet.