[speaker001:] Hello, what's that, you been, have you been writing letters?
[speaker002:] Aye.
[Doctor:] That for me, thanks very much, that's nice, oh can I have that as well Natalie? Well now, what have you been doing to your eyes?
[speaker002:] She's been screaming all ear.
[speaker003:] Eh. Eh. in my ear.
[Doctor:] Your ear? What, is that that ear sore? Is it?
[speaker003:] No.
[Doctor:] No?
[speaker002:] It's this one.
[Doctor:] Is it the other one? Let's have a wee look in with my torch.
[speaker002:] .
[speaker003:] No.
[Doctor:] Sit on your Gran's knee.
[speaker002:] Come on sweet.
[speaker003:] No.
[Doctor:] Just a min just
[speaker002:] Come on he's gonna look in my eye.
[speaker003:] No, no.
[Doctor:] Look.
[speaker002:] Natalie,
[Doctor:] Look.
[speaker003:] [distressed child noises throughout the next few exchanges]
[speaker002:] it's gonna look in my eye.
[Doctor:] Look
[speaker002:] Oh look, this is where we're getting.... Oh look Natalie. Behave, come on.
[Doctor:] Natalie look, look.
[speaker002:] Oh
[Doctor:] Look, it's just a wee light.
[speaker002:] Look at the wee light.
[Doctor:] Look it's just a wee light. It's not, it's not gonna be sore for... sit up.
[speaker002:] Come up and sit on your Gran's knee for a wee while. Oh Jamie, Jamie.
[Doctor:] That's it, just a wee while, we're not, we're not gonna you. That's a wee girl. That's it.... Yeah, you've got a very, that's it. All done.
[speaker002:] That's it.
[Doctor:] It's all done. You were crying, you were just getting on weren't you, you were just getting on? You were just getting on?
[speaker003:] [LAUGHTER]
[Doctor:] You were just getting on, weren't you? You were just getting on.
[speaker002:] She thought I was coming up with my eye.
[Doctor:] Aha.... What about your Grannie, we'll give your Gran some nice medicine or some nasty medicine?
[speaker003:] No.
[Doctor:] No? [LAUGHTER] Would you like some nice medicine?
[speaker003:] No.
[Doctor:] Would you not?
[speaker003:] Gran.
[Doctor:] Your Gran, right. What's your Gran's name? Will we give her nice medicine or nasty medicine? Nasty medicine? [LAUGHTER] [LAUGHTER]
[speaker002:] Oh thank you very much Natalie, her eyes
[Doctor:] Yes, aye, it's the same. I think she's got trouble with her sinus in here, and it's blocked the tube
[speaker002:] Aye.
[Doctor:] here and here and that's where the trouble's coming from.
[speaker003:] Just see just see wee black things in my eye.
[Doctor:] Yes.
[speaker002:] Wee black yeah.
[Doctor:] Wee black things, that's right. That's right.
[speaker002:] Oh she was screaming this morning.
[Doctor:] Ear drum instead of being straight up and down like that, it's pushed a way out,
[speaker002:] Ah.
[Doctor:] it's stretched, squeezing it from the inside.
[speaker002:] And her mummy and daddy's away at work, and I said, If I leave it till
[Doctor:] [whispering] Hey are they? [] Making lots of pennies for you?
[speaker002:] Well they now.
[Doctor:] Oh aye.
[speaker002:] He was made redundant.
[Doctor:] Now then.... One two three, she's what, she's four now?
[speaker002:] Four.
[speaker003:] I see the.
[Doctor:] That's the bad one, he's always in a bad mood isn't he? He's
[speaker003:] That one.
[Doctor:] No. Can you see Thomas?
[speaker002:] Where's Thomas the Tank?
[Doctor:] No, that's
[speaker002:] That's
[Doctor:] not Thomas the Tank Engine at all, you're just kidding me on. No,
[speaker002:] No.
[Doctor:] no.
[speaker002:] I cannae see it either. [LAUGHTER]
[Doctor:] Where is he? Come on, no,. Look, here, can you see this, look, one two three, up you go.
[speaker002:] Oh yes at the very top.
[Doctor:] Right at the top, look, right at the
[speaker002:] Natalie.
[Doctor:] top, look.
[speaker002:] Nat, that's him.
[Doctor:] Yeah, that's Thomas, you silly thing.
[speaker003:] [LAUGHTER]
[speaker002:] [LAUGHTER]
[Doctor:] That's the wee cookie. Who's a silly? Who's a silly?
[speaker003:] [LAUGHTER]
[speaker002:] Right thanks very much.
[Doctor:] Right, okay, right.
[speaker003:] [LAUGHTER]
[Doctor:] I'll come and tickle you again.
[speaker003:] No.
[Doctor:] Oh,
[speaker002:] Say, Bye.
[speaker003:] [LAUGHTER]
[speaker002:] Come on,
[Doctor:] And here I come to get you.
[speaker003:] [LAUGHTER]
[Doctor:] Right, okay Mrs. [recording ends]