[speaker001:] Hiya.
[speaker002:] Hello. Oh oh here comes the monster. Here comes the monster. Well Miss come and have your head cut off.
[speaker001:] [LAUGHTER] Erm She's got asthma. Right.
[speaker002:] Mhm.
[speaker001:] Erm
[speaker002:] And she's got a blocked nose as well. Haven't you?
[speaker001:] Aye. She's a cold it's, it's a viral it brings it on.
[speaker002:] Aye.
[speaker001:] But erm that, the inhaler that I've got, does nothing for
[speaker002:] No?
[speaker001:] her at all.
[speaker003:] [LAUGHTER]
[speaker001:] She's had her erm she's had her adenoids out and all
[speaker002:] Yeah.
[speaker001:] that.
[speaker002:] Let's have a look in your brains.
[speaker001:] for weeks. Nothing. Absolutely
[speaker003:] Ears
[speaker002:] That's a no. Your brains
[speaker003:] Ears.
[speaker001:] I was thinking
[speaker002:] and your nose.
[speaker001:] getting
[speaker003:] Ears.
[speaker001:] her vaccinated
[speaker002:] And your nose. Let's have a look in your nose. See what's going on in here.
[speaker001:] Yeah....
[speaker002:] [humming] Has your mum looked in here?
[speaker001:] Yes. Thank you.
[speaker002:] It's horrible.
[speaker001:] [LAUGHTER]
[speaker003:] [LAUGHTER]
[speaker002:] Yes it is.
[speaker001:] [LAUGHTER]
[speaker003:] [LAUGHTER]
[speaker002:] Did you see that great big black thing coming out? That's probably a bit of her brains coming through.
[speaker001:] Aargh.
[speaker002:] I w wouldn't worry about it if I was you....
[speaker001:] Now I was told that I was trying to get an appointment at the asthma clinic but they couldn't get one for fortn another full week. Right?
[speaker002:] Mhm. Yeah.
[speaker001:] So
[speaker002:] She's, she's,sh she's got sinus
[speaker001:] Sinuses. But this cough
[speaker002:] Aha.
[speaker001:] comes on and it's
[speaker002:] I'll show you. As soon as she lies down at night, this stuff runs from the sinus and
[speaker001:] Aha.
[speaker002:] right down into her tubes.
[speaker001:] Blocks.
[speaker002:] all blocked Gets them all blocked up
[speaker001:] Aha.
[speaker002:] and starts her cough.
[speaker001:] Well er see she'll b she'll be left with this now this cough
[speaker002:] Mm.
[speaker001:] for a long long time?
[speaker002:] No she won't.
[speaker001:] Sh er it's like a routine with her....
[speaker002:] We'll get that dried up for you.
[speaker001:] You think so?
[speaker002:] Mhm.
[speaker001:] I would like
[speaker002:] Oh. We will.
[speaker001:] to be referred to
[speaker002:] [LAUGHTER]
[speaker001:] erm
[speaker002:] Doctor
[speaker001:] . But I saw a doctor there, a Doctor,
[speaker002:] Mhm.
[speaker001:] he was excellent before Christmas. She had a whoop whooping cough.
[speaker002:] Mhm.
[speaker001:] And he did say to me he would like to have seen her again at and monitor this, this
[speaker002:] Mhm.
[speaker001:] er cough that she's got. Now I thought I would quite like to
[speaker002:] Aha.
[speaker001:] get her referred there again. Cos
[speaker002:] Yes.
[speaker001:] she was there a couple of years ago, two or three years ago. But I was pus pushing and p pulling of course I never saw the same doctor twice. But now I feels as if I've got a sh a name of a doctor
[speaker002:] Aha. [LAUGHTER]
[speaker001:] er out there.
[speaker002:] We'll soon get that
[speaker001:] If you don't mind.
[speaker002:] Mm. And you wouldn't like your head cut off?
[speaker003:] No.
[speaker002:] You're pretty miserable you know. I think you should.
[speaker003:] No.
[speaker002:] At least your mum would get peace and quiet.
[speaker001:] Her tongue. Her tongue
[speaker002:] Her tongue
[speaker001:] would do.
[speaker003:] No.
[speaker002:] Much better. Much better
[speaker003:] No.
[speaker002:] thing. A great big needle about that length, and what I'd do is I'd freeze the back of her tongue
[speaker003:] No.
[speaker002:] and then tie it up for about three weeks.
[speaker001:] Oh.
[speaker002:] Ooh. That's sounds
[speaker001:] Hey that would be brilliant.
[speaker002:] your mum thinks that would be great.
[speaker003:] No.
[speaker001:] [LAUGHTER]
[speaker002:] I think so too. I think that would be wonderful.
[speaker003:] No. It's just I want
[speaker001:] least sensible she can get done as well. [LAUGHTER]
[speaker002:] Both. Both. [sigh] Ooh. Your mum should be so lucky.
[speaker001:] Aye. You're right.
[speaker002:] Shouldn't she? [LAUGHTER]
[speaker001:] You're right. They and they're and they're guzzling they're fighting with each other and oh....
[speaker002:] Right.
[speaker001:] I'm not the only one they've all got this cold haven't they? It's....
[speaker002:] Will you give this to your wee sister as well for me?
[speaker001:] Oh. Come on. Get down.
[speaker003:] Yeah.
[speaker001:] Get your jacket on.
[speaker002:] What age is your wee sister now? Sure?
[speaker003:] Yeah.
[speaker002:] Are you sure you're not kidding me on?
[speaker003:] I I promise.
[speaker001:] Er could you give me a prescription for Calpol?
[speaker002:] Mhm.... [whispering] Er put your jacket on [].
[speaker003:] [LAUGHTER]
[speaker001:] Thanks. Oh. Could you tear this?
[speaker003:] [LAUGHTER]
[speaker001:] [LAUGHTER]
[speaker002:] Shall I show you the big needle? For freezing
[speaker003:] Yeah.
[speaker002:] your tongue?
[speaker003:] [LAUGHTER]
[speaker002:] This here. Great big long one....
[speaker003:] [LAUGHTER]
[speaker002:] Oh. Here we are. Here it is. Right on the, there, and then you can't speak.
[speaker003:] [LAUGHTER] No. No []. [LAUGHTER]
[speaker002:] Today?
[speaker001:] No. We, well you could send
[speaker002:] direct to the house.
[speaker001:] Well we'd send
[speaker002:] Yeah. Alright. . Okay?
[speaker001:] Okay. Thank you. Bye.
[speaker002:] Goodbye Mrs. Bye.