[speaker001:] Hello, well come in.
[speaker002:] Oh
[speaker003:] You're not married yet?
[speaker002:] Yes. Cos changing doctors and I'm not changing. [LAUGHTER]
[speaker003:] [LAUGHTER] You're a bad woman.
[speaker002:] I know cos I'm in now, and you don't do,
[speaker003:] Ah.
[speaker002:] so I'm not changing.
[speaker003:] Well curly what can we do for you?
[speaker002:] It's my back.
[speaker003:] What have you done to it?
[speaker002:] Now I don't know if it's my back or my neck. I don't know. I got a prescription last week,
[speaker003:] Mhm.
[speaker002:] And I don't know where I put it.
[speaker003:] [LAUGHTER]
[speaker002:] Right so I just stopped at the paracetamol, and I says, Och, I'd better not go back up.
[speaker003:] Where's it sore?
[speaker002:] Between my shoulder blades, it's also at the bottom of my spine just now and again. It's, I'm really really busy at work, I'm at a warehouse, and I don't know if I've maybe caught a muscle.
[speaker003:] It sounds like it. It sounds like that but
[speaker002:] I can feel like a sort of gritting,
[speaker003:] See that
[speaker002:] in the back of my neck.
[speaker003:] that big muscle from there right down the back of you.
[speaker002:] It's, I can't sleep at night. Oh I know.
[speaker003:] You appear to enjoy this.
[speaker002:] I know.
[speaker003:] From just down about there. Aha.
[speaker002:] Aye, aye, aha. I know I'm going down and down. It's not as bad as my head but it's sore,
[speaker003:] What about there?
[speaker002:] it's
[speaker003:] If I do that
[speaker002:] Aye, that's how, where I knew it wouldn't wanna go there.
[speaker003:] Ah. Right.
[speaker002:] See when I'm walking I can actually hear something in the back of
[speaker003:] Aye, creaking.
[speaker002:] my neck.
[speaker003:] That's right. Come on, let's turn you into a human being for wee while again.
[speaker002:] I hope so, as long as I get a sleep at night, I don't care what you're giving me.
[speaker003:] There you can still.
[speaker002:] [LAUGHTER]... I know, I'm just, never been able to call out the doctor.
[speaker003:] Eh... now this is strong stuff, never take it on an empty stomach.
[speaker002:] Never.
[speaker003:] Right?
[speaker002:] Right.
[speaker003:] You have been warned, you have been warned. Don't let your father get these.
[speaker002:] [LAUGHTER] But he'll want them all?
[speaker003:] [whispering] Yeah. []...
[speaker002:] Great.
[speaker003:] There's a good painkiller in those and there's the stuff to scatter the bruising as well.
[speaker002:] Good.
[speaker003:] Take two in the morning before you go out and two before you go bed at night.
[speaker002:] Two in the morning, two at night,
[speaker003:] Aye.
[speaker002:] so I've got to have my breakfast first?
[speaker003:] Aye,.
[speaker002:] Right.
[speaker003:] Right,
[speaker002:] when I says I've got. I hope so.
[speaker003:] chance to.
[speaker002:] [LAUGHTER] I hope so.
[speaker003:] Right, okay Lorraine, cheerio now. [recording ends]