[speaker001:] No the
[speaker003:] Okay.
[Doctor:] Hello.
[speaker004:] Hiya.
[Doctor:] Well is this the day you've to have your head cut off? Your mum?
[speaker003:] [LAUGHTER] Me? [LAUGHTER]
[Doctor:] Your mum to get her head cut off? Has she?
[speaker004:] Mhm.
[Doctor:] You sure?
[speaker004:] Mm [LAUGHTER].
[speaker003:] You'd have a headless mum.
[speaker004:] Mm.
[speaker003:] Mm? [LAUGHTER]... Do you want the doctor?
[speaker004:] Na.
[speaker003:] Na [LAUGHTER]
[speaker004:] [LAUGHTER] [LAUGHTER] Na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na. [] [LAUGHTER]
[Doctor:] Now then what what'll we do to your mum?
[speaker003:] Can I have a signing off form for the insurance please?
[Doctor:] Well would you te
[speaker004:] pulse
[speaker003:] I'm gonna get in a minute as well, she's just gonna. Just be quiet Stacey, please.
[speaker004:] Ob no....
[Doctor:] Are you sure you don't want your head cut off?
[speaker004:] Na.
[Doctor:] [whispering] Go on. []
[speaker004:] Na.
[Doctor:] [whispering] Na. []
[speaker004:] [LAUGHTER] Na [LAUGHTER] na, na, [] na.
[Doctor:] Eh so whe what day do you want to be signed off for then for this?
[speaker003:] Just today.
[Doctor:] Today right.
[speaker003:] Stacey will you show him. Can I have my
[speaker004:] I don't
[speaker003:] water tablets please Doctor?
[Doctor:] Hold on to that for your mum.
[speaker003:] And sleeping pills.
[speaker004:] [LAUGHTER] Sleeping
[speaker003:] Just but I've got a sore back as well.
[speaker004:] Sore back.
[speaker003:] It's just cos they
[Doctor:] [cough]
[speaker004:] [LAUGHTER]
[speaker003:] Okay? [sigh] She says that to half the town.
[speaker004:] [LAUGHTER] mummy.
[Doctor:] I think maybe we'll put you in the bin.
[speaker003:] Mm [LAUGHTER]
[Doctor:] Give you mum some peace and quiet.
[speaker004:] Not me.
[speaker003:] Mm
[Doctor:] Does she know him?
[speaker004:] I'm going to this.
[speaker003:] Have go out and play.
[Doctor:] [whispering] go out and play this []
[speaker003:] Mm?
[Doctor:] [whispering] time, [] there's nobody else out playing.
[speaker003:] Everybody in the block was still sleeping when we
[speaker004:] Yeah.
[speaker003:] left this morning. [LAUGHTER]
[speaker004:] Mm.
[speaker003:] I know they quite right [LAUGHTER] They can get a long lie.
[speaker004:] They're not getting a long lie.
[speaker003:] There's wrong with having a bit
[Doctor:] All the day all the day's wasted isn't it?
[speaker003:] Mhm.
[Doctor:] Give that to your mum. That's a girl. The next time you come can I cut your head off?
[speaker004:] Bye bye.
[Doctor:] Can I cut your head off the next time? Can I?
[speaker003:] Maybe
[Doctor:] Can I cut your head off the next time?
[speaker004:] [scream]
[speaker003:] Cheerio. [LAUGHTER] Cheerio.
[Doctor:] Cheerio now. [recording ends]