[speaker001:] Who's it for?
[Jonathan:] down here?
[Corale:] orange.
[Jonathan:] Alexandra?
[Corale:] She doesn't like orange. orange.
[speaker001:] She likes
[Jonathan:] I in the campaign is there's a big tank, all, all the stuff were there
[Corale:] Did she?
[Jonathan:] they've got, they've got fish for sale. Erm quid.... Something like that.
[Corale:] ... Did you go in and see?
[Group Of Unknown Speakers:] [LAUGHTER]
[Jonathan:] What's the matter? What's the matter with him? what's the matter with him?
[speaker001:] ...
[Jonathan:] [LAUGHTER] []
[Group Of Unknown Speakers:] [LAUGHTER]
[Corale:] I thought we had one of those nice er fish tanks We was talking to Carole about Michelle and she said oh Claire, you knows, she could have had hers
[Jonathan:] Yeah....
[Corale:] and I remember vaguely seeing it, one of those..., the round one
[Jonathan:] Oh, yeah.
[Corale:] but it's not the... hexagon shaped one, it's round and it's got an orange lid on it and an orange side...
[Jonathan:] ...
[Corale:] [LAUGHTER]
[Jonathan:] ...
[Group Of Unknown Speakers:] [LAUGHTER]
[Corale:] Do you know what he did, the spotty kid? Went down the road and he came back with a video.
[speaker001:] [LAUGHTER]
[Jonathan:] What a tape or
[Corale:] No
[Jonathan:] Recorder?... [LAUGHTER]
[Corale:] Hundred and five pound. He spend fifty, said to me I
[speaker001:] Well if it's any good I mean that's not bad for the... for the... for, for the other room is it?
[Jonathan:] That's right, yeah....
[speaker001:] Cos when I was telling about my music she said... well you haven't got a video in that room, I said well no not yet I haven't.
[Corale:] Mm.
[speaker001:] So she looked at me as if to say... well I haven't got one at all. [LAUGHTER]...
[Jonathan:] [shouting] Chelle []
[speaker001:] She thinks she's persuaded
[Becky:] What?
[speaker001:] Albert now doesn't she?
[Jonathan:] Could you bring in a couple of ashtrays when you come in love?
[Corale:] For what?
[speaker001:] A video.
[Corale:] Ooh er.
[speaker001:] Cos she was saying they were
[Becky:] What?
[speaker001:] watching a film
[Jonathan:] Can you bring a couple of ashtrays in when you come in?... Please.
[speaker001:] and they didn't know which one to watch there was two on at the same time so they picked one and she said... if we had a video she said we could be taping the other one and he said how can you do that? He doesn't understand them. So she was telling him. Oh she said he seems quite interested he said I might to town today.... Well you can get a new one just two hundred odd can't you?
[Corale:] Yeah....
[speaker001:] And she said no they're only a couple of hundred.
[Group Of Unknown Speakers:] [LAUGHTER]
[Corale:] Thank you....
[Jonathan:] Thanks Michelle.
[Corale:] I thought Sharan a fish tank and cos I bought her a radio cassette for Christmas and she said if I wanna listen to tapes I'll use that. I said oh
[Jonathan:] ...
[Corale:] But I like that half of the room with the chair and the telly
[speaker001:] Yeah.
[Corale:] but I don't know... Well I had the chair here didn't I? No the telly here
[speaker001:] That's right, that's right....
[Corale:] I just tried one of those new chocolate bars, Secrets Very thin strands of chocolate
[Jonathan:] Mm.
[Corale:] like round and round and round and inside is like er...
[Jonathan:] ...
[Group Of Unknown Speakers:] [phone rings]
[Corale:] [phonecall starts] Hello. Hiya... yeah... yeah... oh [LAUGHTER]... yeah... I've just been down to...... oh we've only just got in
[Jonathan:] So why am I so lucky and I got you as well? ...
[Corale:] ... just to make my day... just to make my day [LAUGHTER]... yeah well, I wasn't sure what those you see, hang on a minute [] mum... so er she said she'll either get the twelve or the one so I went down to see if she was on the twelve o'clock bus, and she wasn't so I thought well I'll try again and... Well don't they have cheaper ones there?... Well how much?...... well I think it is Pat, that's why I asked because Angela was saying some er it was gonna be nine pound and that was with the... well I think I'll have to []...
[Group Of Unknown Speakers:] ...
[Corale:] Oh it's like a den of iniquity in here,....
[speaker001:] Remember that time in Marks when we went to Marks she stood there smoking? She didn't see a dickie bird to me, not a word. Blackpool.
[Corale:] Er at Blackpool.... Cos Rita swears she's been, I mean I was out with her once and we went in for a coffee and we finished, right, and we're ready to go and I nearly said to her... I hate it after... you've finished and Jackie lights up and then I have to sit there while she has a fag Mm. and it
[speaker001:] I go to sometimes....
[Group Of Unknown Speakers:] [LAUGHTER]...
[Corale:] I'm sure she thinks I've put her off from coming up.... But we were gonna go to the cemetery... couple of weeks ago and it weren't very nice. But we haven't been for months....
[speaker001:] Got coming up Friday... well it means that I you know which I'm gonna have to do anyway Saturday, so I'll take him in and I'll go down early
[Corale:] Well Rachael got Carole.
[speaker001:] She said this morning am I gonna pay for it tomorrow or on Friday
[Corale:] Tomorrow! I said Friday.
[speaker001:] Well she comes up Friday and on Saturday....
[Jonathan:] Well we've booked it now.
[speaker001:] What's that? Read that red car over there, please, the number plate [LAUGHTER]
[Group Of Unknown Speakers:] [LAUGHTER]
[speaker001:] I thought you were gonna start learning? Nex two weeks... when he's seventeen.
[Jonathan:] He's not seventeen yet is he?
[speaker001:] What?
[Jonathan:] Changed my mind.
[speaker001:] Eh?
[Jonathan:] spend hundred and five quid on a video.
[Corale:] He was gonna buy a car yesterday, hi-fi, video...
[speaker001:] You've got plenty of money stashed away have you Jon?
[Group Of Unknown Speakers:] [LAUGHTER]
[speaker001:] Oh a video cassette recorder....
[Jonathan:] Then you see
[speaker001:] get one of those with a push down button....
[Jonathan:] It's, it's push button is first, the thing goes up
[speaker001:] Mm. The thing between?... [LAUGHTER]... How much guarantee with that?
[Jonathan:] Six months.
[speaker001:] ?
[Jonathan:] The guarantee ran out... what colour is it, silver? Big one? Big one?
[Corale:] that brush, the brush Yeah that's with the, it's,do doesn't come with the said that was two ninety nine for the brush and one ninety nine for
[speaker001:] [LAUGHTER]... It was freezing in that car today, he kept opening the window....
[Corale:] You should take a coat.
[speaker001:] He, he leaves his coat on see right and I don't with a coat so he opens his window cos he's hot, I'm freezing.
[Corale:] Say excuse me shut the window....
[speaker001:] I and I couldn't believe it I actually did it right. [LAUGHTER]
[Corale:] You've gotta actually do it right on your test.
[speaker001:] This girl, Anne, yesterday she said... she clipped the kerb and and said as long as erm... you have another
[Jonathan:] [cough]
[speaker001:] He said you probably need another lesson to brush up on your... She clipped a kerb.
[Corale:] They usually judge the parking
[speaker001:] She she passed that and she ha he said that just have another lesson on your your test and you'll be alright. He passed her, and he was known for being crappy.
[Corale:] Do you know the Highway Code?
[speaker001:] No. [LAUGHTER] Mind you all the questions he's asked me yesterday I answered.... I could have done that. Nothing else, just the Highway Code. You could have been driving I thought I knew it but there were some of the things in there and I just didn't expect them to ask me, and it wasn't in the book like. He asked me about erm if you broke down on a motorway where would you stop. I said well on the hard shoulder, I said, you can't stop nowhere else [LAUGHTER]. So then he said to me how would you I said so he went yes, I said and and he said and how would you put it back, I said [LAUGHTER] Well what if you haven't got one? I said... he said, I said well I haven't got one anyway so it don't matter. Yeah but they're not gonna say that at my test, if you haven't got one it don't matter. [LAUGHTER]
[Jonathan:] You'd better start learning that Highway Code.
[speaker001:] I, he asked me the one, you know, we were on about this morning, the only one we looked at, fifty miles an hour and he asked me [LAUGHTER] that one [LAUGHTER] and I knew it [].... It was the only one I knew this morning like, so fifty miles an hour he said to me... He said to me, he said to me turn left at the roundabout there was only one that was marked on the floor, only one an actual erm roundabout with concrete and I drove [LAUGHTER] straight over it [] [LAUGHTER]
[Group Of Unknown Speakers:] [LAUGHTER]
[speaker001:] Well didn't you see the sign for it? There was a sign but it was and it was just cracked so cars behind me were just driving over it and nobody could, you can't see it.
[Jonathan:] She killed three pedestrians but she's alright.
[speaker001:] [LAUGHTER]...
[Jonathan:] Said if I wasn't awake I'm well and bloody truly awake now.
[speaker001:] What?
[Jonathan:] I said if I wasn't awake I'm well and truly awake now.
[speaker001:] I hear you got up at one.... Ah!... Right Jon?...
[Jonathan:] Yeah.
[speaker001:] Come on then.... I ended up [LAUGHTER] and I stood there den of iniquity in here, with the three of them, and luckily she wasn't paying attention, she went on to something else and they all looked at me and burst out laughing.
[Jonathan:] Those two are laughing, they don't know what they're laughing about.... a fish tank?
[speaker001:] Yeah I was... coming up now I should think, she told Claire that she'd bought one and Claire said oh she could have had this... so I said oh I said
[Jonathan:] ?
[speaker001:] that's er one of those upright ones in there she said yeah I thought Claire might be interested in that and so I was thinking it was like the ones we've seen but it's not, it's completely round... and it's on erm like a stand like that, you know, it's an upright It looks nice when, you know, when it's lit up. It's alright but I don't like the orange on it. She bought it for Shaun. It was a wedding present actually but she said he don't bother with it, it's behind a chair now, the fish are still in it but it's stuck behind a chair.
[Jonathan:] Well if she wants if she wants to get rid of it... ask her how much she wants for it. Well ask Carole to ask her, if she, she wants to get rid of it how much she wants for it. Cos the st er you could, you... might be able to take the stand... cos it's gotta be pretty er hefty....
[speaker001:] I don't know if she's got cold water or tropical
[Jonathan:] Don't make any difference. Has she got a pump in it?
[speaker001:] Oh, I dunno....
[Jonathan:] Suggest we go and assist this lady.
[speaker001:] See we er we tried to get and it was about ten to twelve... so I thought, I thought Carole wasn't coming till the next bus so I'd go down and pick her up. go down and meet the bus so we're sat there now ten past... eleven and I thought... I hope we haven't missed it now and she's walked up, she's standing out the door cos I'd locked the door. I said we'd better go home and check and so we drove down to and as I got there, so the bus comes up, so it looked pretty but I thought well I'd better check so I followed it back up and nobody got off it and
[Jonathan:] So you clocked twenty mile just following empty buses.
[speaker001:] [LAUGHTER] So I turned round then and said right said to Sharan I'll drop you off at the house and I said when she's ready I'll walk up to the shop. So I said I'd better make sure she's in, so Sharan knocks on the door, no answer. I said oh I hope she hasn't got another bus so Sharan said I think there is two buses cos whenever I meet mum it's always a little blue bus and this was a big orange... I said well we'll call at the shop I said and if erm... not we'll have to go home. So as we were going along she was just going into the paper shop... and she was on her way up to the one o'clock bus, so I called in to see Jackie and had a coffee and then we come home.
[Jonathan:] Oh.
[speaker001:] I said we've gotta be home before Michelle cos I had the key, for some reason I put it in my pocket
[Jonathan:] [cough] No....
[speaker001:] Righto.... It is. I can read in my bedroom when I can't sleep
[Corale:] I don't think that she wants anything for it
[speaker001:] Yes she does
[Corale:] cos she keeps saying to me oh when you have that bloody tank... she keeps nagging and nagging to have it.
[speaker001:] The fish as well?
[Corale:] I don't want it cos I've got er
[Jonathan:] Yeah.
[Corale:] goldfish
[speaker001:] the fish but What are they, cold water?
[Corale:] It's just like Michelle's with er one pump in there....
[speaker001:] Does it have a light?
[Corale:] There's a, there's a light you've gotta plug, switch for the light
[speaker001:] So it's actually in with the tank is it? Mm.
[Corale:] Yeah.
[speaker001:] Yeah.... She tried to give it to me [LAUGHTER]...
[Corale:] Cos I was telling her that you bought one she said oh why didn't you tell her, she could have had mine.
[speaker001:] The thing is that in my bedroom
[Corale:] It was sat behind the settee in a corner. I haven't seen it for about two months.
[speaker001:] Yeah. I remember seeing it when we went to that party, and I know, cos it would have been lit up... I wonder where she got it. I don't know.... They're all bigger than yours though.
[Corale:] and like when he cleans them, all he does is change like that pump thing and wipe the glass. Well he does that so often.... And like when he cle does the water he just changes half of it and you know keeps half in and just wipes the glass, just wipes the glass off. Because he said the water he said is cleaned cos it all goes in that pump thing
[Jonathan:] Yeah.
[Corale:] it's the glass you've gotta... wipe so that's all he does....
[speaker001:] Oh well might get it after all.
[Jonathan:] Yeah. and put the thing in with it. Mm you'll have to as well.... There's a plug in the garage but I ain't going in the garage.
[speaker001:] [LAUGHTER]
[Jonathan:] Turkey....
[speaker001:] What?
[Jonathan:] Turkey.
[speaker001:] Turkey? The first time I ever got it I what do you want me to do and he said right run across there and I'd run... now punch it, and I'd be punching the... you'd be jumping and turning round, I couldn't get the right one, and finally punch it and the would be coming, said quick hit that and I was getting all sort of
[Jonathan:] on it now.
[speaker001:] I'm quite good at that bit now
[Jonathan:] She has at least an hour a day on it.
[speaker001:] [LAUGHTER] And when I... didn't even look in this morning, I just, I wasn't Are you on that Sega! I went in to see the cats and then I swept up all the mess She sees she sees to the cats and then she stays in the... see you've gotta keep him company It's a bit pongy in there at the moment.
[Jonathan:] You can
[speaker001:] [cough]
[Jonathan:] you've got as well have you?
[speaker001:] It's a telephone number actually.
[Jonathan:] I know.
[speaker001:] Blind or what....
[Jonathan:] So tell me more about this job in er Manchester....
[speaker001:] [yawning] I told you about it [].
[Jonathan:] You told me nothing.
[speaker001:] I have!
[Jonathan:] I dunno what you're on about!... Oh when I come in she said will you miss me when I go to Manchester.
[speaker001:] I, didn't I tell him?... Yeah, yeah but tell us But we don't know any details yet. Yeah.
[Jonathan:] Is this true?...
[speaker001:] Well she could stop there couldn't she if she wanted to. Er they were thinking of coming back on Sunday...
[Jonathan:] I thought he was on two days.
[Becky:] Look if I've gotta tell you that one more time now I'm gonna scream!
[speaker001:] That was only that one week
[Jonathan:] Oh that's the one week was it?
[speaker001:] back on the
[Becky:] On the Sunday because they're going back Friday right after new year's day that is given the Thursday and Friday off so now he's a full week... except for Thursday when he's in college. God!...
[speaker001:] Put it down to age Michelle.
[Becky:] Age? I've told him four times.
[speaker001:] [LAUGHTER]
[Jonathan:] Well I thought he was on two days....
[Becky:] Well.... Thought he was on two days four times.
[speaker001:] Well you know what thought did don't you?
[Jonathan:] Well I thought he was on eight days then.
[speaker001:] [LAUGHTER]
[Becky:] You hungry?
[Jonathan:] No. Good cos you ain't getting nothing here. My favourite, my favourite niece can have some though.
[speaker001:] Where were you then when Carole was walking up the street? I didn't see you.
[Becky:] In the shop.
[speaker001:] ...
[Becky:] how long have we been here?
[Jonathan:] Give me the, the lighter. Thank you. Well if you want to go, go help yourself.
[speaker001:] [humming]
[Becky:] She even knows the music now. [LAUGHTER]
[speaker001:] When I went to Asdas on the first day when he was telling me about erm sales, loads of people erm [tut]
[Becky:] Well he's to isn't he?
[speaker001:] one he's got now is that one car, and he had another car driving one didn't he? Yeah, the Grand Prix, that was rubbish, that Grand Prix.
[Jonathan:] Especially compared to the one.
[speaker001:] Mm.... I thought that was harder though cos you had to keep changing I had it on automatic Yeah well I didn't know you could change gear I just thought it was automatic.
[Jonathan:] You don't. That's why that's why when you see his name up on the, the list, he, he won't sell.
[speaker001:] But he finds out all these things but he doesn't tell you and you keep getting killed and you think I wonder if I could do it Mm. and until you see him doing it... ooh I said you never told me that did you?
[Becky:] And he oh that's, that's a free life for them, you punch it and it's the ghost that kills him, you can't get away from the ghost.
[speaker001:] [LAUGHTER] Can if you run like hell. He was only saying to me
[Becky:] Yeah but
[speaker001:] last night and it put me right up er it put me right up
[Becky:] Where you've gotta get underneath them.
[speaker001:] and I said there's not enough room to run. That's when I switch it off.
[Becky:] I tell him I can have the red ball if he straight into right and keep pushing your finger on it and er he'll go under.... It says in the book see erm to pr
[Jonathan:] [cough]
[Becky:] press the down button and then across... so that's the down button, you know
[speaker001:] Well I thought you had to get a certain amount
[Becky:] Er well in the book it doesn't say it and I tried it and under the give that a little bit more room, can get back under by just moving What have you got to eat then?
[Jonathan:] Go and have a look then.... It's as simple as that.
[Group Of Unknown Speakers:] [LAUGHTER]
[Jonathan:] I've had a back for a, since Sunday.
[speaker001:] [LAUGHTER] You don't usually have him Friday do you? It's Thursday tomorrow erm his mother's going out tonight, some thing so she's out What? Eh? Where?
[Corale:] She should be able to do that that Sunday you have him Mich.
[Becky:] Ah yeah but [talking from another room]
[Corale:] She works does she?
[speaker001:] Oh.
[Jonathan:] Bloody hell
[Group Of Unknown Speakers:] ...
[Becky:] Dad.
[Jonathan:] What?
[Becky:] Doesn't matter.
[Jonathan:] Good....
[Philip:] Nineteen. Ought to do it.... Ooh! Sixteen.
[Jonathan:] Ooh!...
[Philip:] Jono... Jon. [LAUGHTER] Is it twenty? Afraid it is. Ooh... yes!... Sixteen... thirty, forty one....?
[Jonathan:] [LAUGHTER] Hundred and forty []
[Philip:] Hundred and forty left. Treble twenty.... Ooh And the tops!
[Jonathan:] Ooh thirty eighty scored.
[Philip:] Jono
[Jonathan:] Four O three... thirty eight [LAUGHTER] Oh God!... four O three... thirty eight
[Philip:] Hey these look good on my darts.... fit... Just get out of my way.
[Jonathan:] [LAUGHTER]...
[Philip:] Yes.... Yes!... Sixty.
[Jonathan:] Jono now...
[speaker001:] [shouting] Jon... warm squash []
[Jonathan:] What's up, cold is it?
[Corale:] Yeah.
[Julie:] Out the kettle
[Jonathan:] Feel that.
[Corale:] That is cold.
[Jonathan:] [whistling]
[Julie:] [LAUGHTER] Must be like the [LAUGHTER] []... I've seen it
[Corale:] You didn't have to tip it all out....
[Jonathan:] Oh, well I have....
[Corale:] Now be sensible Jon....
[Jonathan:] Looks like... [tv on loudly]
[Corale:] Ooh that's too hot....
[Julie:] you're not supposed to eat it warm.
[speaker001:] Aha... aha...
[Corale:] Aha
[speaker001:] Aha
[Corale:] Aha
[speaker001:] Aha
[Corale:] All gone!
[speaker001:] All ah
[Corale:] Gone.
[speaker001:] Gone.
[Corale:] Say ma ma mum
[speaker001:] Ma ma... ma ma
[Corale:] Banana
[speaker001:] na na
[Corale:] Duck Say ba ba Say ba ba... and dog... dog... with the dog
[speaker001:] What?
[Corale:] dog... dog... say dog... dog...
[Jonathan:] Ba ba
[Julie:] Say quack quack...
[speaker001:] Oh!
[Corale:] Oh...
[speaker001:] [crying]
[Corale:] Ah!
[speaker001:] come back in a week.
[Rachael:] Mummy
[Jonathan:] Funny our meeting innit?...
[Rachael:] Oh she
[Jonathan:] Will you be able to do it
[Rachael:] Ah! Ah [crying] []
[Julie:] Tell me... tell me... want a biscuit? Want a biscuit? Do you want a biscuit? Do you want a biscuit!... Do you want... a smack!... Do you want... a snog!
[Jonathan:] coffee? Eh?
[speaker001:] Not yet.
[Jonathan:] ... make me a coffee Rach,
[speaker001:] [LAUGHTER]
[Rachael:] [shouting] No way []
[Julie:] [shouting] Dad have we got a biscuit []?
[Jonathan:] The Nice?
[Julie:] Yeah
[Jonathan:] Yeah.
[Julie:] Oh...
[Jonathan:] There's only four in it.
[Julie:] What?
[Jonathan:] Four in it.
[Julie:] I only bought them yesterday.
[Jonathan:] ... yesterday.
[Julie:] What? Last night?
[Jonathan:] Yeah.... It's thick,
[Rachael:] It don't fit.
[Jonathan:] It'll fit in your mouth.
[Rachael:] Don't.... Here.
[Jonathan:] Oh!
[Rachael:] See. Mum
[Jonathan:] Two sugars please dear
[Rachael:] Mum...
[Jonathan:] [shouting] Two sugars please dear []... yeah
[Rachael:] Mum No
[Julie:] There's none left, Becky had the last one....
[Jonathan:] Who drank my coffee?...
[Julie:] [LAUGHTER] Would you like or what?
[Rachael:] Mum... mum... mum
[Jonathan:] A big what?
[Becky:] [scream]
[Rachael:] Mum
[Jonathan:] A big what?
[Rachael:] [singing] Oh when the saints go marching in oh when the saints go marching in I'm gonna when the saints go marching in []
[Julie:] You going down the shops then?
[Jonathan:] I'm not.
[Julie:] You are!
[Jonathan:] I'm not.
[Julie:] You're going down
[Jonathan:] I'm not I'm not I'm not.
[Julie:] [shouting] Don't back on to me now before I start []
[Jonathan:] I'm not, I'm not
[Julie:] I am not messing...
[Jonathan:] I'm not.
[Julie:] You are. Yes we have.
[Jonathan:] We don't want them yet.
[Julie:] Well they're coming up.
[Jonathan:] [playing with children]
[Julie:] Go and see daddy, come on.
[Group Of Unknown Speakers:] [LAUGHTER]
[Julie:] Shall we go and see Max?
[Jonathan:] Did you?
[Julie:] Shall we go and see Tom?...
[Corale:] Oh I expect she'll go in the paper shop won't you Claire?
[Julie:] I've gotta go in there anyway.
[Corale:] There you are see she's going in the paper shop. Oh aye.
[Rachael:] This one.... This one mum
[Corale:] What?
[Rachael:] There.
[Corale:] Which what?
[Rachael:] The
[Julie:] The one that you bought her for Christmas.
[Rachael:] What? mum
[Corale:] What?
[Julie:] [LAUGHTER]
[Corale:] Well I suppose so.
[Rachael:] Oh.
[Corale:] Oh I was just looking for that.
[speaker001:] Mum... mum... mum... mum
[Corale:] So how come she's coming
[Rachael:] [shouting] mummy []
[Corale:] [shouting] What []?... Yeah.
[Jonathan:] Twelve. Twelve.... No take and then bring back the
[Julie:] She did say the didn't she?
[Jonathan:] she only give you twenty,
[Rachael:] Mummy Mum...
[Jonathan:] She's got a new tennis ball.... A great ball and she's got a milk shake... and look... look...
[Corale:] A tennis ball.
[Jonathan:] ...
[Rachael:] mum... mum
[Corale:] Mm?...
[Rachael:] I've got a straw
[Corale:] Mm.
[Jonathan:] Sit, lay down....
[Corale:] Forty five minutes a side is it Jon?
[Jonathan:] Yeah....
[Corale:] So I can do a tape...
[Jonathan:] C hey, come down
[Rachael:] Mum
[Corale:] it's
[Jonathan:] come back. Don't have to start taping cos it's on now.
[Rachael:] Mum.
[Jonathan:] It's on now.
[Corale:] Is it?
[Rachael:] Mum
[Jonathan:] Yeah.
[Rachael:] Mum.
[Jonathan:] Max, over here now. Come here....
[Rachael:] Mum.
[Jonathan:] Hey! Max! Drop... drop...
[speaker001:] and you'll have to tell the Chinese kids that you went to feed ducks
[Rachael:] Ah! Yeah
[Corale:] Yeah.
[Rachael:] again.
[Corale:] No.
[Rachael:] is she?
[Corale:] No she's alright now.
[Rachael:] The other day is she, she been sick and she been
[Corale:] ... [LAUGHTER] [] I can see why the other ones couldn't know what you were saying.
[Jonathan:] What?
[Corale:] The other one wouldn't know what you were saying.
[Jonathan:] Sorry? Sorry?
[Corale:] It's only c I go down and he answers the door, I say... Jim! And yet he can watch the telly and he reads the newspaper and yet you don't, he can't understand... English... but he'd be watching this right and it is ha... laugh... so something must be funny but he dunno what's happening.... It's a bit like us watching a what's name film... with the words up, but only without the words, it's like us watching that, to him.
[Rachael:] Mum
[Corale:] Mm? No it's just the clock alright?
[Rachael:] Yeah. And then we go
[Corale:] Yeah! You're excited aren't you? You're excited aren't you?... Aren't you? And if you're good tonight while you're upstairs they can come again.... [LAUGHTER] Can't they? Jon?
[Rachael:] Yeah.
[Jonathan:] What?
[Corale:] They can come again if she's, they're good upstairs see.
[Jonathan:] As long as they, long as Rachael is... [shouting] good []
[Corale:] [LAUGHTER] Jon make a cup of coffee.
[Jonathan:] Max, go and lie down.... Naked Gun Two and a Half... well that Naked Gun is awful, it's a stupid comedy......
[Corale:] Yeah.
[Rachael:] Mum... mum
[Jonathan:] What did you do then?
[Rachael:] Mummy
[Jonathan:] What did you do?
[Rachael:] [shouting] Mum []...
[Corale:] Tell Uncle Jon make coffee
[Jonathan:] Do you like coffee?...
[Rachael:] Mum
[speaker001:] I'm walking upstairs... do you find... that I open my sister's bedroom door and there's three Chinese girls, there you go, it's on already
[Jonathan:] I know
[Corale:] [LAUGHTER]
[Jonathan:] right, the lights are off, mummy's gonna take over, okay?
[Corale:] Okay....
[Jonathan:] Are you having fun? Yeah.... Gee! Eh Rach
[Corale:] Jon about... seven o'clock
[Jonathan:] Oh careful.
[Corale:] at seven o'clock can you bring me a sandwich up?
[Jonathan:] Make it up?
[Corale:] No they're made on a plate in the thing
[Jonathan:] Oh.
[Corale:] a sandwich
[Rachael:] Mum... mum... mum
[Corale:] Ready then?
[Rachael:] Yeah....
[speaker001:] be back... no I for the moment.
[Corale:] Jon I've put the kettle on.
[Jonathan:] coffee....
[Corale:] [sigh]
[Group Of Unknown Speakers:] [tv on]
[Jonathan:] You put the kettle on Rach... no?
[Becky:] Oh
[Corale:] I put the kettle see....
[Jonathan:] . What?
[Corale:] I'm cold. I've got the heating on, the water on, I've just turned the fire up
[speaker001:] I used to like the old Super Ted better than this....
[Corale:] He doesn't wanna lose me
[speaker001:] Oh!
[Corale:] He said to me last night he said he said it's just the fact of you're not coming in.
[Becky:] You wanna tell him the reason why you left.
[Corale:] Sunday, just told him I was going
[Becky:] Yeah but you told him cos of
[Corale:] Well it wasn't just that, he was... I mean he ti if, say I wanted to work Friday or Saturday or whenever
[Becky:] It'd be better if you were working the Monday and Tu and have
[Corale:] Yeah. No but he don't work... nobody works Monday and Tuesdays normally see.... So... if erm... I wanted to work Friday or Saturday or if my mother wants to go I gotta to swap with Gaynor, now Gaynor doesn't like working Fridays and Saturdays see, so you don't like to swap cos you know she hates it.
[Jonathan:] Ta
[Corale:] Sunday.
[Jonathan:] Max stop it!
[Corale:] work Sunday and Tuesday but he doesn't have
[Jonathan:] C come here.
[Corale:] anybody then he wants me to the Thursday and I said yeah that's alright.
[Group Of Unknown Speakers:] ...
[Becky:] Has Gaynor finished now?
[Corale:] Not now.
[Jonathan:] Come on Max, fetch you...
[Rachael:] It's my ball.
[Jonathan:] It's your ball is it?
[Corale:] Sunday and Saturday
[Rachael:] I, I think it's
[Jonathan:] Yes
[Corale:] I dunno who they'll get because I can honestly say Sunday nobody come in and said oh I wouldn't mind doi being here
[Jonathan:] Ta.
[Becky:] On the weekend like?
[Corale:] Yeah. So it could be, it will be hard to get someone.
[Becky:] Have you got another tennis ball?
[Corale:] ...
[Jonathan:] coffee no sugar eh Tone?
[speaker001:] Oh aye.
[Becky:] [shouting] One sugar for me da, not two [].
[Jonathan:] You're not having one.
[Becky:] I am.
[Corale:] And tea for yourself.
[Becky:] Tea for me and one sugar.
[Corale:] [LAUGHTER] Oh God [] Ah you're not supposed to do that to them, you've gotta bowl it to him and he'll bowl it back to you.
[Becky:] Yeah!
[speaker001:] The dog?
[Corale:] Yeah.
[Becky:] Tell him off. [LAUGHTER] He'd say you play catch.
[speaker001:] The dog?
[Corale:] Show Tony how you play now you roll it to him... see and he'll keep, oh he bowled it back!
[speaker001:] Come on then dog
[Corale:] Roll it back. [LAUGHTER]
[Becky:] [LAUGHTER]
[Corale:] play with him now, he plays better than you.
[speaker001:] Come on then.
[Corale:] Drop it! Drop.
[speaker001:] Drop.
[Becky:] Bring it back.
[speaker001:] He didn't roll it back
[Becky:] Roll it back....
[Corale:] Roll it back. It's cos it's new and he's grinding it.
[Jonathan:] You daft scrounging... Oh sit down Lock him up under the stairs.
[speaker001:] Yes
[Jonathan:] Chuck him in that cupboard out the back....
[Corale:] Sharan had er Jon the other day.... Another one....
[speaker001:] [LAUGHTER] The dog is licking up the
[Corale:] Oh don't be a pig.
[Becky:] [LAUGHTER] []
[Corale:] ... What did you buy yesterday Miche?
[Becky:] Yeah last night.
[Corale:] When you went up to the shop.
[Becky:] No last night. She come in, she was alright when she come in and she was just speaking as usual, she went up to bed
[speaker001:] was crying was she?
[Becky:] Yeah
[Jonathan:] Yeah.
[Corale:] She thinks she's not wanted doesn't she? Then she keeps saying to don't try and put me off.
[Becky:] Well I think she, I don't think she erm has thought it through.
[Corale:] She hasn't thought it through. She thinks it's all gonna be roses. She's she's forgetting about the bills and...
[Becky:] But she went out, she, she thinks
[Corale:] managing on her own.
[Becky:] she's gonna
[speaker001:] She's still allowed and as well.
[Becky:] She is very silent and shifty at times.
[speaker001:] Yes she is. What about the dog catching the ball.
[Jonathan:] She hit me over the head...
[Corale:] And all she's done like is just and you can't say no.
[Group Of Unknown Speakers:] [LAUGHTER]
[Becky:] If she does though mind she'll try harder next year.
[Corale:] I said that to her and she said yes she said I can go, I'm she said.
[Becky:] as well as people putting ideas into her head.
[Corale:] Yeah.
[Becky:] I can understand why she works in a hotel but I mean why not in Cardiff or something like that?
[Corale:] Well not only that she said if I don't get this job she said I'm gonna
[Becky:] Ah you cheeky thing! You've done that. Ready?
[Jonathan:] That's it....
[Corale:] Oh don't be so rude Jon. Give it back.
[Group Of Unknown Speakers:] [LAUGHTER]
[Corale:] Drop. Drop.... Drop.... Back... back... bring it back.
[Group Of Unknown Speakers:] [hoovering]
[Becky:] the soap powder?
[Corale:] Yeah.
[Jonathan:] Look at him you kick his head and he...
[Becky:] [LAUGHTER]
[Corale:] And if someone's going down the shop
[Becky:] [LAUGHTER] He said I thought you'd say...
[Corale:] Sit down Max... Max... Max sit down... sit. Lie down.... Lie down, lie down, [shouting] lie down []
[Jonathan:] Roll over.... Roll over... roll over... roll over
[Corale:] Bring it back.... Bring it back.
[Becky:] [LAUGHTER]
[Jonathan:] Max roll it back... roll it back
[Becky:] You play with him Rachel he does it for you.
[Jonathan:] Roll it... back....
[Becky:] Drop it Max! Drop it.
[Jonathan:] Drop it.
[Becky:] [LAUGHTER] Stop playing with him....
[Jonathan:] Roll over....
[Becky:] [shouting] []
[Corale:] No you want him up, up!
[Jonathan:] Up.
[Corale:] Up.
[Jonathan:] That's better, roll over.
[Corale:] Up come here Max
[speaker001:] Walkies...
[Jonathan:] Don't look at me.
[Group Of Unknown Speakers:] [LAUGHTER]
[Corale:] Tony said it.
[Becky:] Sit.... Max sit down.... Rachael take those things off [LAUGHTER] Give them here Rach
[Jonathan:] Let me have one Rach.
[Becky:] No Max will play with you look. Sit....
[Jonathan:] Ta....
[Corale:] about six.... [shouting] Carole, Carole []
[Jonathan:] [LAUGHTER]
[Corale:] I said I'd come down again tomorrow night and come up the house for an hour er take him up the
[Rachael:] Mum... shall we take the
[Corale:] Yeah. Yeah.
[Rachael:] Yeah?
[Corale:] In an hour.... No they'll be having theirs before they come. So you'll have to have yours before they come.
[Becky:] Say you want a Chinese Rach.
[Rachael:] No.
[Corale:] Just have some ham....
[Becky:] [LAUGHTER]... [LAUGHTER]...
[Jonathan:] I was gonna get a good film for tonight but I didn't have my card
[Corale:] Well she give me that one the other night
[Jonathan:] Well she won't let me.
[speaker001:] What film?
[Jonathan:] Naked Gun Two and a Half.
[speaker001:] Oh God.
[Corale:] We had, have you seen that? That's a good film.
[Becky:] Te Terminator Two we wanna watch innit? What's it about then?
[Jonathan:] Oh I'm thinking of
[Becky:] Judgment Day you're thinking of.
[Corale:] my father said that was shit.
[Jonathan:] What?
[Corale:] Silence of the Lambs.
[Becky:] and I told him the ones to see.
[Corale:] He said Jackanory was [LAUGHTER] []
[Jonathan:] It was good.
[Becky:] It was well put together but
[Jonathan:] It was better than I'd thought it'd be.
[speaker001:] Jodi Foster's in it wasn't she?
[Jonathan:] That's me!
[speaker001:] Too right it is,
[Corale:] Monday Michelle?
[Becky:] Don't remind me please.
[speaker001:] And my
[Corale:] And my birthday Saturday.
[Becky:] Rachael... Rachael... Rach
[Jonathan:] For Sale soon to come out.
[Corale:] They got eight copies of them video shop
[Becky:] Rach
[Corale:] Ghost was the same mind wasn't it?
[Jonathan:] Aye but they've got it now, there's about eight copies out on the, all on the shelf gathering dust....
[Becky:] is the best, the least expensive isn't it?
[Jonathan:] Yeah.
[Becky:] In the shop, it's only one pound fifty for a, a new release video shop. And it's a pound for the older ones.
[Rachael:] Mum....
[speaker001:] Have you been to school today?
[Corale:] They're not in yet. Been to playgroup today, they're doing it Wednesdays as well now.
[Becky:] Are they?... Can you wait to go to nursery school Rach?
[Corale:] She can't wait to go to school now, she
[speaker001:] [cough]
[Becky:] What?
[Rachael:] What?
[Corale:] Yeah that's the baby ones
[speaker001:] Yeah I could do with a good laugh, go on.
[Becky:] [LAUGHTER]
[Corale:] some sandwiches is it?
[Jonathan:] Yeah.
[Becky:] And you can have a picnic upstairs.
[Jonathan:] On your own?
[Becky:] I'm going upstairs and picnic.
[Corale:] picnic is it?
[Jonathan:] On your own?
[Becky:] squash. [sigh] picnic upstairs a party upstairs right and say no, no adults allowed. It's only kids, innit? And you can use the tea set.
[Rachael:] No.
[Becky:] [LAUGHTER] [LAUGHTER]
[Corale:] [shouting] Ooh []!... Look... what's this called?
[speaker001:] The dog.
[Corale:] You know this don't you? It's your favourite.... What's his name?... George.
[Group Of Unknown Speakers:] George.
[speaker001:] Woof, it's called Woof.
[Corale:] What's his name? Can you remember?... Er...
[Rachael:] Eric the Dog
[Corale:] Eric the Dog, yeah, yeah.
[speaker001:] It's called Woof.
[Rachael:] [LAUGHTER]
[Corale:] [LAUGHTER] He's a clever dog isn't he?
[Becky:] Good actor though isn't he, the dog?
[Corale:] [yawning] Your favourite []... Did you have erm the other night?...
[Jonathan:] [belch]
[Becky:] Yeah we had
[Corale:] Oh.
[speaker001:] Yeah he said to me...
[Becky:] He's gone back today and he's house... in Blackpool.
[Jonathan:] He cried for put him on the bed, couldn't do no college work so I just went to bed and left him. had him out and then when she brought him back he wouldn't stop crying.
[speaker001:] I disagree.
[Corale:] Disagree with what?
[speaker001:] pain in the arse.
[Corale:] ...
[Becky:] Look after him for nothing?
[Corale:] Mm [LAUGHTER]
[Becky:] Ah how can you say that? How could she say that dog?
[Jonathan:] I can always take Ma forget about Max in his place.
[Becky:] [LAUGHTER]
[speaker001:] You've got no chance.
[Becky:] Yeah we'll swap....
[Corale:] [LAUGHTER] Compliment Jon []
[Becky:] [LAUGHTER]
[Jonathan:] [LAUGHTER]
[Becky:] [LAUGHTER]
[Corale:] No me and Sharan get on alright.
[Becky:] [LAUGHTER]
[Jonathan:] Like a house on fire.
[Becky:] used to have her... before they erm, before
[Jonathan:] Sharan wants a good punch in the face doesn't she?...
[Corale:] I've never had a row with Sharan. Have I? I've never rowed with Sharan
[speaker001:] I can wind her up just like that
[Corale:] Oh aye you can wind her up
[Becky:] The thing is that
[Corale:] but she knows how to take me... Sharan do but some people, no, some people she dunno and you ask her a question
[Becky:] And she answers you
[Corale:] I said don't be so bitchy or something wasn't it?
[Becky:] [LAUGHTER]
[Corale:] So like when I said that she knew that I was teasing her... when I said... in, in that tone of voice.
[Becky:] Jon
[Corale:] Well she wants to get a flat does she?
[Becky:] She's been talking about it for ye the past year.
[Corale:] She'll fall on her she will.
[Becky:] Thing is I know she's not
[Corale:] I can't even afford to go in a flat myself and I
[speaker001:] Take her with a pinch of salt.
[Corale:] I don't pay no board, nothing, and I couldn't afford to bloody move out.
[Becky:] Yeah but I mean if I get it all the time... I don't think she's, she's to me
[Corale:] she's on about erm getting a flat, she's not working, she's got no money saved behind her
[Becky:] But she kn she knew what
[Corale:] Cos she hasn't she hasn't got one single bit of furniture...
[Becky:] Mm. She haven't she give that away
[Corale:] I mean, I mean she's have her bedroom stuff, yes, but I mean
[Becky:] She wouldn't, my mother told her she's not allowed to take the bed.
[Corale:] Oh well.
[Jonathan:] Why?
[Becky:] Because she said if any of you move out she said unless you move into a [LAUGHTER] but I, she said you, I got, the only things I can take are, is the, a chest of drawers...
[Jonathan:] I'd take my wardrobe
[Becky:] [LAUGHTER]
[Jonathan:] Take the wallpaper and all.
[Becky:] Yeah but I mean in a way you can understand
[Corale:] I mean I mean well in their house they've got two bedrooms
[Becky:] Yeah but say my mother moves into er another house yeah. But if my mother moved to another house see she couldn't afford to refurnish
[Jonathan:] [cough]
[Rachael:] Mum
[Becky:] That's why she they moved out
[Rachael:] Mum
[speaker001:] Oh right.
[Rachael:] Mum.
[Becky:] and they
[Rachael:] Mum, mummy, mum, mummy And they can have a picnic?
[Corale:] You can have a picnic upstairs... We'll make a picnic before they come, and then about seven o'clock I'll take it up to you.
[Rachael:] Oh.
[Becky:] It's good that is. Isn't it?
[Corale:] It's cos they don't go out see and when they do go out... I remember the first time I took them down the park, they were like monkeys Mm especially on the
[speaker001:] England's away.
[Jonathan:] Oh aye England's away.
[speaker001:] Right.
[Becky:] Will you? I'd love to go ice skating
[Jonathan:] I hope you break your God damned leg.
[Group Of Unknown Speakers:] [LAUGHTER]
[Jonathan:] leg is plaster
[Corale:] The last time I went ice skating I was pregnant, but I didn't know.
[Jonathan:] Oh
[Becky:] [LAUGHTER] Last time I went, there was six of us right, three boys and three girls right, never ever again I'd do that with a big gang because
[Corale:] Well when we went there was Phyllis, Julie, and me and I was in the middle of because I'd never been on ice skates before, I'd been roller skating... holding each side of them right, and they let me go and I just went [scream] [LAUGHTER] and I was going down and I went bang right on the bloody side []. And these bloody boys who were supposed to come and help you if you got, they're whizzing round and they're
[speaker001:] [LAUGHTER]
[Becky:] I fell a d do you remember we went before and I fell and I just sat there and I couldn't, they, this erm woman and this man come to help me up and I couldn't stop laughing, they couldn't get me up.
[Corale:] There's a gang of us going, all girls.
[speaker001:] A gang [LAUGHTER]
[Group Of Unknown Speakers:] ...
[Corale:] Oh Jon I'll give you anything you want my darling.
[Jonathan:] Fine.
[Corale:] [LAUGHTER]
[Group Of Unknown Speakers:] [LAUGHTER] [playing with children]
[Jonathan:] Someone's at the door!
[Corale:] It's...
[Becky:] [LAUGHTER] [scream] [LAUGHTER]
[Corale:] [shouting] Who's for coffee []?...
[speaker001:] Please.... Michelle cup.
[Corale:] Michelle, cup of tea?
[Becky:] No thank you.
[Corale:] Can Tony have one?... You can have one if you want one.
[speaker001:] Hello
[Corale:] Oh hello
[Jonathan:] Mum if Prince is sick after it's Carole's fault. He's been licking up fag ash.
[Corale:] I dropped the ashtray and he started licking it. No six o'clock he said Hey Jon I hope you, I hope you realize that I'm having that twenty five quid.... next week, I've made arrangements....
[speaker001:] [LAUGHTER]
[Corale:] No I'll keep it for when I have my money and I'll go down to Cardiff and spend it the bloody lot.
[speaker001:] I know she can't get ticket, do you know where to get them from?...
[Jonathan:] No just, I,... they're scarce they're scarce for some reason. They're only allocating so many committee men and all that....
[Corale:] Oh! They were coming over in bloody gangs, right, there was the little ducks, you know the ones with green heads, so we were giving them bread and then all of a sudden the other side
[Jonathan:] Gangs, yes
[Corale:] there's a big gang of these big black and white things coming over... so we're giving the and then a big gang from this side'd come over and then all the white swans' d come over, god! And they were all there was one behind us, right, in the water and he kept going [shouting] quack [] so I thought yeah... and then to feed the others, [shouting] quack [] oh dear! [LAUGHTER] We'd been feeding him from the hand like, oh. And she went up and she said er ah look at those little ducks she said, so she goes up on the step now, goes to this
[Becky:] Give me then pen, hey give me the pen.
[Corale:] little duck who was out the water and there's a piece of bread, honest to god this big [LAUGHTER] thing come running over like this and she come running down to me like [] [LAUGHTER] [mimicking] mummy a big duck's coming after you, they're coming []
[Becky:] They're quackers about you, that's why Rach.
[Rachael:] What?
[Becky:] They're quackers about you....
[Corale:] See them every Friday don't we?
[Jonathan:] or what?
[Corale:] I haven't looked in yet. And you got away from him then didn't you?...
[Jonathan:] Thank you.
[Becky:] ...
[speaker001:] [belch] It's a lot innit?
[Becky:] Twenty four pound
[speaker001:] twenty four pound?
[Becky:] Yeah,
[speaker001:] Twenty four pound?
[Becky:] [shouting] Yes []
[Corale:] And if you want
[speaker001:] [shouting] Eh she's bald []...
[Jonathan:] [LAUGHTER] Change the subject [] subject on money. [LAUGHTER]
[speaker001:] She is, look.
[Becky:] old ladies have gone bald pigtails.
[speaker001:] Yeah but she's got more hair than what I got in the front.
[Becky:] [LAUGHTER] Oh well, Rachael
[Rachael:] What?
[Becky:] Come on.
[Rachael:] What?
[Becky:] Come on.
[Jonathan:] One, two, three, four
[speaker001:] [cough]
[Jonathan:] ah!...
[Corale:] tonight, membership card.
[Becky:] Put it back.
[Corale:] I told her but she wouldn't let her
[speaker001:] She said got to have a card now.... You can if you've got to have a card.
[Corale:] We've often seen her in the library, her.
[speaker001:] I'm skint.
[Becky:] [LAUGHTER]
[Jonathan:] spend your money before you've got it.
[Corale:] I was walking past
[Jonathan:] [LAUGHTER]
[Corale:] [LAUGHTER]
[speaker001:] That's what you do innit?
[Corale:] Oh aye yeah.
[speaker001:] bank.
[Group Of Unknown Speakers:] [LAUGHTER]
[Corale:] No I say Jim, I want a Chinese, I'll write you a cheque but don't cash it [LAUGHTER] tonight please [].... Oh there's people go down the Chinese with letters... and the boy'll give it to me erm... can I have so and so, so and so, so and so, so and so, I'll pay you tomorrow when get paid. you know, for the regulars.
[speaker001:] Oh yeah it's then is it?
[Corale:] [LAUGHTER]
[speaker001:] Jim, can we pay you next month... thank you.
[Corale:] [LAUGHTER]
[Becky:] [LAUGHTER]...
[Corale:] No I bloody ain't.... [shouting] Jon... Jon []
[speaker001:] Forty five minutes... so how long we been here? About forty five minutes innit?... Yeah. No it's longer than that, bit longer than that.
[Corale:] It's easy innit?
[Jonathan:] Oh well
[Corale:] [shouting] Will you shut up []?... [tv on loudly]
[Jeff:] What's happening in this? I've miss I've missed for the last few weeks.
[Jonathan:] ? You comfy Rach?
[Rachael:] [LAUGHTER]
[Jonathan:] And you Becky Button.
[Jeff:] [noise like blowing raspberries on someone's tummy]...
[Becky:] You was making that tape yesterday isn't it? And you were doing exactly the same thing weren't you?... [raspberry noise]...
[Jonathan:] sticker for the window...
[Rachael:] [LAUGHTER]...
[Becky:] Rachael you've got enough talents haven't you?...
[Jonathan:] Do you love me Rach?...
[Becky:] [LAUGHTER] Do you love me Rachael []? Rach do you love me?... Do you love mummy?... Do you love nanny?... No! [LAUGHTER]
[Jonathan:] You've upset her.
[Becky:] [LAUGHTER] She loves Prince [].
[Jonathan:] Where's her sweets
[Becky:] Don't you love me? [LAUGHTER] Don't you love me?... Eh?... Do you love me?... Do you love me?... Eh? Do you love me?
[Corale:] Do you want anything Tone?... Nice things for Ian
[speaker001:] Have you got a?
[Becky:] Has she said she loves you yet Je...
[Rachael:] Mum,... mum
[Becky:] Oh it's noisy as well. Helps baby learn about noise and movement
[Rachael:] Eh?...
[Corale:] Ah it's nice that phone innit?
[Becky:] Mm.
[Jonathan:] Do you love me now?
[Becky:] When you give me my two quid back.
[Jonathan:] Give me a nice kiss, what two quid?
[Becky:] Two you had off me for the fete.
[Jonathan:] Haven't got somewhere....
[Corale:] Oh sorry!
[speaker001:] my four quid that is.... Do you love me? Why? I love you so much. got to be a reason behind this question. Well give me a kiss.... Why? Why? All of a sudden. Cos I want to. Why all of a sudden? How much commission you getting?
[Becky:] I dunno, how much do you get to sell all this stuff [LAUGHTER] You don't get any cos you, it's not
[speaker001:] Ah! Ah!... I had a dream last night my watch fell apart.... It did. All them black squiggly lines fell off... and the er the front fell off and this little round bit fell off....
[Jonathan:] Carole... give me a kiss please.
[Corale:] Yeah.
[Jonathan:] Come on then.
[Becky:] What are you after?
[speaker001:] He's not coming back in it now Ben is he?...
[Jonathan:] Well he's in this one.
[speaker001:] Is he? Has he been in it?
[Jonathan:] No... haven't seen him yet.
[Becky:] Oh you taped Neighbours did you?
[Jonathan:] No I watched the end of Neighbours.
[Becky:] And watch watch Neighbours
[Jonathan:] Watch the end of Neighbours I watched Home and Away, then I watched...
[Corale:] [shouting] Mind the dog, ooh []
[Jonathan:] When was the last time you seen... the five forty news?
[Corale:] They're nice aren't they mum?