IItlc-O 'OS i-o'O5 -[Huntsville (Ala. ) Advocate.
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Nine States day.-Some gentlemen on board the steamer Diamond the other day, were conversing about the wonderful powers of steam, the great fa cilities it had given to travelling &c. One gentle man remarked that man might leave New York in thus being in five States in one day. "ony five, is it ye saya" said Irshman presant, sand its mee- self who was in nine States ca Monday last" The company were ncredulous, and called on Paddy to explain how such thing could be possible, which he did as follows: "Well ye see gentlemen, married in New York last Monday morning at 5 o'clock, and went wih my dear Bridget to Baltimore the same day. and sure before got there. was after gettn drunk as haste, you perssve was in the state of New York, the state of Sobriety the state of Single Blessedness, the state of New Jersey the state of connubial Felicity. (that's what ye call matrimony) the state ot Pennsylvania the state of Delaware the state of Maryland, and the state of Intoxcation, all

 in day, and the whole of which was owing to the nderful powers uf stame.-(N. Y. Ev. Mail