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TEr DOMESTIC NAN.-There is no beieg OF the
masculine gtadcr which the sex" so heartily de-
spise a. the domestic man. He is an anomaly q
sort of halfway house between the sexes; con
sidera,ion Of weakness; poor drlber OF nuuan-
ity: yile caudle drinker; auditor OF !aun-
dress's bills an iacuisitor Of the nursery iei,
low that likes his bed warmed, and takes note o.
,he decay Of carpets reader OF works on ceoN'
ery and a treatise tccihiHg Pi!i-ooi,tssi
man that buys his vyi:es gowns, and MS ch'i'


dresses; a scolder of maid-seryants; ireqoe".s'
Of the kitchen person who can 'ei yo- -. oa.
of treacle and how long mop should ia'.'
=, h,'.oho,.' ,,indo,rs consumer OF ginser
sl,,, ea,ar: g market visitor Yea il'~'
kcr Faugh He looks IKE '"' '''9''


H. :. loan and bilious delights in black CATERS


-, grea, cont He gives his DANDY
a',' IA walk in the Park, where ne Is taken
g. h,o,ber of the nur>ey maids IN delicate
t.olrb He enrertains his visitors win MS dis
cove,i.s of the ticks of bakers and the machina-
non. Of graccf- s.p1lieS rem to dsah with long
srories about bid bread. nnd coiee without adu-
t,ration be always knows what Is 10 be for
dinner whar remains in the larder; and employs
nj. Gigantic iuleec: IL considering the best mod
ofcoohing it. He is naturally irelful and Peeyish,
ard in cold weather hss hepc-sness OF aspect



Engli.hmen. They never acquire that blum aP-
pearance which is the character Of our nation
God knows what is the mater with hem, but they
always seem ont of sorts. Their features are sharp
--tLeir voices are eiiemina,c, and they are nearly
all of them troubled with cold.


The business of life with them is to regulate the
affairs Of housekeeping their tastes, habits,
thoughts and ryalrc. womauist. Their con-
yrfsa,,on IS about "poor Mrs" TINS, and q poor
Lady" that; antiqua;ed matrons, with whom they
occasionally cornYAro notes in matters OF cond7-
lencc yet who have enough of the spirit of their
sex in ihem to dcspise their mail coadutor. and in
their soul, rhey rlink poor Mr. so and so the
greatest bore alive. They are always complain
ine; if no, positively unwell themselves, case OF
rare occurrence, sorne of their family is TO be
So or, If all that should fail, then, at least, dish
has been broken, and there is always number OF
standing grievances ready TO be produced when
occasion requires.


" Well, heaven help them ~ as Shakespeare says,
q for they are sad fools" They 1--we long time.
these fellows, but they die ut last; all the pills and
possets in the world cannot avert death. The pas
sengcr who sees the hearse and mutes, thinks
some ruional being has died the stranger, who
reads the 'omb.t1ne thinks that man meulders
below. But are they deceived We think


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