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a Fact.-A gentleman who has lust
joined the temperance society, became
suddenly effected yesterday, while walk
ing through Conde street, with lassilude
Of body and languor Of mind.


A physician who came up Immediately
prescribed brandy and water tor the pa.
tent


But Pm teetotaler,' said the gentle
man


i order it as a medicine said the
Doctor


That does away with my scruples,
said the patient but isn't it injurious TO
the system?'


Poh, poh y said the Doctor, have had
II IN my vaults for the last fourteen
years.


''Nuh said,' replied the teetotaIer: and
he hid very conslde rabIe horn of the
fourteen year old brandy under his gng.
ham irock coat


Strange to say that TWO other gentle
men who we're not teetotalIers, finding the
old brandy so good 10 take,' were .nme
diately AIKEN in the same way i. c. with
a eakuess,' like the teelotaIer. They
100 tried the old brandy, and w6 have not
doubt but hey preferred it to Pease's
Candy, or Sarsaparrlla and Pills.


S6H AHre.---The New York Tribune
says, that the United States Bank has paid
the July instaIment Of tho five million
loan 10 Michigan, Tho Monster