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A Political Speech. 1t is seldom that
we meddle with politics, but once in a
while we are tempted into the field. We
have now political speech that suits all
members of all parties precisely. The
person who delivers it must wait until he
is called out at large meeting. Placing
h:s thumbs in. tic arm holes of his vest, he
must say;


Felioto ciiizens;-I rejoice TO say that
the country is redeemed, regeuerated, and
disenthruledl We have routed the enemy
horse, foot and dragoonsl


Fellow citlzens-This is what always
said we would do. In the prophetic Ian
guage of the poet


"Truth crushed to earth will rise again!


TIL eternal years of God are hers;


But error, wounded, writhes in pain,


And dies amid her worshippers!"


Tremendous cheering will follow this
after which the orator Must bow grace
fully, smile encouragingly, blush ifhe can
and instantly resume his seat.