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BREACH OF PROMISE Casa charm
ing. business like young milliner, who had al
ways been in the habit of tripping into bank
for her scIall change made her usuakvi the
other day and saws. Good morning Mr. Cash
ier; have come for five dollars worth of your
small change again"


Il am sorry to say, Mis- that we cannot
accommodate you" was the reply. -.


But here is YOUR promise 10 pay on demand "
{" | cannot help that"


Then you break your promise. do your"
Certainly" : q


"And with impunity2" 2s.~5
TO be sure. Our charter allows it,


ALLOWS you TO make as many promises as you
please, and break them when you please2"
II mny be so construed.


"Ah. dear me- how wish was bank, and
had charter" 49,.


why 500"


"Because have made promise-not pro-
mise to pay five dollar note, which [ should
blush to break; but promise of my very self
to one do not love"


Why don't you break it 2''
"Ah. ah. MIR. Cashier, there's the rub. Un-
like your bank, have no charter. and should be
sued for breach of promise, and heavily fined"


Chicago Illinois, Democrat.