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That's a lie. for yon've been noisy for an hour"

 Do you assert that I lie? that's person. al.n

 "I do say you lie, but you won't long, so come along 10 the Judge"

 "Shal not the Judge of all the earth do right Charley, you're iong enough for cary-all, so carry me-

 "l'll make drag of it," said he; so Harry was dragged 10 the watch house, and thence tranferred 10 Brdewell.

 About two miles from Ballymahon, eoun- ty Longford, resides gentleman who has in his possession two mules of the Spanish breed. They regularly go to a pump in the yard, and while one applies his mouth 10 the spout, the other works the handle, by d. ternately raising and depressing his shoul- ders. When one has satisfied his thirst, he exchanges with his companion, and returns the service he has reeeived.--h Irish paper.

 The editors of the National Inteligeneer have expressed doubt as to the truth of the above mentioned incident, but Major M-, of the United States Army, tells a tougher story than this, the scene of which IS not | far from Washington. The Major ayers that when stationed at Old Point Comfort, a few years since, the officers were greatly annoyed by famous old female swine, with numerous litter of pigs, which were in the habit of committing depredations in their garden, and roofing up their pleasure i grounds. iii order to prevent q repetition Of the grievance, the swine and her little gruntlings were caught, and the noses of the whole family rnged. For day or two af- ter#ard all was well; but on the second or third morning, on looking out of his case- ment, what was the Majors astonishment and admiration to behold the old SOW turn ing the carpenters grindstone with her snout, and all the little pielings, under the instruction of the sagacious dam, holding their noses 10 the revolving stone, while the affectionate parent was grinding off the rings placed in their innocent noses by ob- 1sste and cruel IIlali.--.s. r Coa. yit,t.