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The Boston Courier enquiries: "where stands the Editor of the Globe now?n We answer: upon the extreme point of the prom ontory of infamy--at the jumping of place.

 Louisville Journal.

 The Boston Mechanics' Magazine en- qures whether holes can be drilled through glass. We have no doubt off. Let Un- .cle Sam's strong box be of glass, and, in one week, Amos Kendall will drill hole through it as big as his fst.--Eb.

 The Hartford Times predicts, that Amos Kendall will succeed MT. Van Buren in tho Presidency. Possibly he may. We rs- member to have lately read, that dog was made king of Norway. We do not recollect who was the predecessor of his canine majesty.-Ib.

 The Democrat, leading Van Buren pa- per in Pennsylvania, says: "Goy. Wolf who may be considered the head of the Van Buren party in this State, is truly great man." We have no doubt as to the mag nitude of the head of the party. Dwarfs always have overgrown heads. .-B

 The Portsmouth Gazette says: "The Louisville Journal is not to be relied on--- it won't hold water" The Gazette may hold water, for aught we know; butts editor never does-prosidsd he can get whiskey.

 Ib.

 The New York Star says, that every abolition paper in New York, with the cx- cep,ion Of those which emanate from tbe Anti-Slavery Societies, and which take no part in politics, IS in f0vor cf .Mr. Van Dn- ren for the Presidency. Mark Atat, ye men of the South Gan ye read tho sign !--lt. A new Van Buren paper has been estab- lished in South Carolina. The whole num- Der of Van Ruren periodicals in the State. at present, is three. The party there may we'll be in ecstacies. "Now, Joseph ain't we rich 2" said one boy to another. Why. Jimmy, what have we gotl' 1.-Two cats and dog.'--I6.