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No one, we think, will deny that the writer of the subjoined advertisement, copi- ed from Tuscaloosa (Alab.) paper, is gifted in remarkable degree with genius for writing advertisements

 Persons indebted to the Tuscaloosa Bookstore, are respectfully requested to pay their last years accounts forthwith. It is no use to honey the matter, payments must be made, at least, once a year, or shall run down at the heel. Every body says, how we'll that man Woodruff is getting on in the world; when the fact is, have not, positively, spare change enough to buy my self shirt, or pair of brooches. Ny wife is now actually engaged in turning an old pair wrong side out, and in trying 10 make a new shirt out of two old ones. She de- clares, that in Virginia" where she was raised, they never do such things, and that it is moreover, a downright, vulgar yankee piece of business altogether. Come, come pag up pay up friends, keep peace in ihe family, and enable me to wear my brooches right side out. You can hardly imagine how much it will oblige, dear sirs, tho public's most obedient, most obliged anc most humble servant.

 D. WOODRUFF.