PRENTIGEIANA-
{"character_count": 2957, "word_count": 513, "ccnet_language_score": [0.9593999981880188], "ccnet_perplexity": [1996.699951171875], "fasttext_language": ["en"]}
PRENTICEIANA.

 .'New Hampshire furnishes a greater quantity of oats than any other State in the nion."-.Neao Hampshire Patriot.

 Yes--and greater number of asses to eat them.--Louisuile Journal

 The Eastern Argus exclaims-"INho is the present father of the mongreE party MT. Clay, MT. Webster, or Judge Mhite?' Neither. Col. Johnson Is the father of the mongrels.-Ib.

 The Mississippian announces a BIr. H. M. Hogg to represent Kinds county in the Mississippi Legislature. We presume, that there Is no doubt as 10 the ownership of this hog. Of course, ssA aJ.n is marked eetI upon his ear.-Ib.

 The editor of a friendly paper over the river, says that we make up mouths at him, i've remind him of Dayy Crockett. Whyl Because we are grinning at 'coon?--I6.

 The Advertiser thinks that Gen. Harrison will soon be sslost in fog.n Our neighbor seems resolved not to get into that predica- lnent himself. He always keeps himself liberally supplied with ''antifogmatic8. ."-Ib.

 The STANDARD, an anti Masonic paper in Vermont, died few weeks ago, and, in dying, transferred its subscription list to Jackson paper. We presume, that the subscribers will thrive as finely as the young 'coons, who, on the death of their mother, were permitted to suck cat.-Ib.

 The Winchester Vifginian says-"Gen. Jackson was elected to the Presidency in 1852, and Mir. Van Buren will be elected in l836." The editor is right in his histo- iy. but not in his prophecy. He can sec the past; but not the future. He is like Colerldge's man of maxms: he has but one eye, and that IS in the back of his head.-Ib.

 4 writer m the Globe, supposed to be Amos Kendall, thinks that ''the Wings are riding the IVhife hobby to death.'' We should dislike to see the gaunt figure of Amos bestriding White hobby. It would be stDeath on the White horse. ."-b.

 The editor of the New Orleans Courier Presames 10 give advice 10 our readers. Let him throw his own pearls before hIs own swine.-Ib.

 The editor of the Westchester Herald thinks that, when we meddle with him, we ''get the wrong pig by the ear." It matters not. All pigs are alike to us.-fb.

 The Concord Statesman says: ';The At lantic washes but small portion of New Hampshife.o If it were to wash the whole State, we might exclaim like CoIerdge on another oeeason-what power divine henceforth shall auash tue aHanttc?--Ib. A correspondent of the Portland Adver- user says that Amos Kendall always walks about with his shoulders shrugged up to the top of his head. We suppose he Is afraid of having his ears cut of.-I6.

 Our friend of the Evansville Journal threatens to move Louisville down he river and to make it kind of adjunct to his own town. We advise him not to buster. If our Louisville giant, so famous in the news papers, were to take Evansville upon his back and run away with 1t, the amount sto- len would not subject him to prosecution for any thing but petty larceny.-Ib.

 a4nother Grand Rait Rodd Protect A-