Things I Hate.-A woman riding in
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 Things I Hate.--A woman riding in a stage, with seven band-boxes, and sauall- ing infant,-A dull razor when am in 6 hurry,--An album sent me to put rhymes into,---A long call when ain busy,-- Hot tea in hot day. Dinner at a half hour after the time,--A cravat so full of holes that 1 can't find one layer whole.-- Gridiron bridges and Portland sidewalks built of stone as in Court street, say,--A long prayer in church when don't know where to put my eyes or lay my hands, The fumbling of new beginner oyer the the keys of a piano,--A letter to write and nothing to write about,-A hole in the heel of my stocking, so that must walk lamo to keep it in my shoes,-A call upon la- dy who keeps me waiting thirty minutes, so that she may regulate her toilctte,--T Three or four yards of advice from one know to be fool,--False curls on lsdy's head badly put on,--Red gauge dresses with white shining through them, "A man at tho Post Office. who keeps me waiting for him to read ten pages of tbe list of letters,--' And then that everlasting &c. &c. when one has nothing more to say.--Portland .4dueTtiser.