JOHNNY BEEDLE AGAIN From the Portland Advertiser.

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Marm Peabody has got proper sight of relations, scattered about, here and there, and some of them hold their heads up putty high in the world There Is Mrs. Joel Gibbns of Portland, and her husband IS one of the first gentlemen there, for he IS q merchant and lives in d fine house and has made glorious spec in the lands, down east.

 She paid us visit this summer, and liked us so well that she staid fortnight; and l don't know how much longer she would have staid, if Ii hadn't been for northeast storm that come up and drove her away. She is a sort of cousin, in a round about way, of Marm Peabody's; being akin to the Smiths and Jordans, up about Umbagog. And they are cousins enough to come three mile out of their way every time they go to market to Portland, just to see how we do and put up with us, all night, bag and baggage.

 We'll, no matter how she came byit, Mrs. Gibbins is marm's cousin, and so by that means, cousin to the whole family. And that aint all,-she IS one of your first chop ladies. There's no mistake about It; she is tho top of the pot in Portland real super fine upper crust and up to all manner of gentility. I tell ye what, we had to mind our p's and as when she first come here, or we should disgraced ourselves directly. Hannah, my wife, was scart ont of years growth. at the first sight of her, all dressed out in her silks and satins, and short sleaVes as big as meal bags. It was something just about hair finer thar she ever see before. And even l was put up to all knew, to get along through the ceremonies. on the grand occasion. But am an old hand at your compliments, and give her some samples that she didn't expect to see. Good Lord just to sec me at the table setting up so prinn, and mincing and taking small mouthfuls. Hannah was like to spllt, and had to look tother way 10 save laughing right out. She declares took two bites al bean. But I minded well what ! was about, and didn't make a single slip. Catcf l me wiping my chops HPon the table cloth