MISCELLANY.

From the .Neao York Constellation. MARRYING FOR MONEY.
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Tom. Well Joe, you have been mar 1ied l2 month-pray, how does matri- mony use you9 Is Ms. Joseph Sparedi- ct as fair and facinating as Miss Angeli- na Doubleoon that was? Does she look, my dear fellow as she did the night you lnarried her-when you swore that in the whole caravan of living animals. there was notso beautifula creature as your wife?

 Joe. Come! come! Tom, don't be jok- ing upon facts-the time has gone by when l could relish jest.

 Tom. Poor fellow I see how lis just the same s;th t!s h;s men in town-the honeymoon over, 'tis ali ii over. But cheer up-makc con fessionI promise to keep dark about it.

 Joe. For your sake, Tom, have half a mind to let you into my family secrets, you are yet on the bachelors lst-the story of my connubial miseries may, per haps, be of service to you.

 om. Oh! never fear my committing matrimonyl have too much at stake among the ladies for that, ,the charmwould be broken, were 1 to marry one of them, but as long asI remain single, I receive the attention of all. But come, out with your confession. sasa-

 Joe. Shall 1 begin with my courting days, those days which Addison, or some other old bachelor, says are the happiest of our;life?

 Tom. Oh! spare me your courting scencs-they arc two affecting for my nerves.

 Joe. Well then, my father, you know, just as came of age, died; leaving me a handsome fortune, which by horses, theatres, gambling and tailor's bills, l soon managed to make considerable hole in.

 Tom. Yes Joe, know Ill that.

 Joe. Accordingly 1 made love to my present wife, whose fortune, 1 anticipa- ted, would repair the brooches of mine

 Tom. Quite n natural anticipation 'pon honor! that your wife should re- pair your brcecses---but don't let me irl- terrupt the thread of your story.

 15s. Y You oo;;i know with what success my suit was crowned--you were the first to congratulate me on the nsiss-fortune you said had married.

 Tom. But did your marriage troubles commence 50 early?

 Joe. Aye, the moring after my nup- iials, instead of the draft for thirty thou sand, on her fathers banker, which I cxpectcdtolind undermy breakiastplate, the old curmudgeon informed me, that hearing was somewhat involved he had taken the precaution to secure his daugh- fer portion by deed-I forget the raulc what

 Tom. A deed without a name! as Shakespeare says-H Horrible. but this is news to me.

 Joe. | cs, pride prevented my saying word about it, except to my creditors, and them l invariably referred to my ia tIaer-in.law, and he has referred them to the desil, or some Wall.street broker to be shaved. - os;s. hat was the uniiHdest cut Of nIlsxnot even to pay your honorable but ~hat folloreds ss 4st t z sz z z= Z