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Ill the most delicate manner imaoinabl,

 not to spoil the pleasure of his unpros

 porous presence; and while he fancie

 that he has not friend in the world. h,

 IS given te understand that his tiiiend.

 are very sorry for him, and his iifends

 as ali his friends ay,ought to do some

 thing for him; but unfortunately he has

 tired fis. friends all out.

 A maa just keginning life marries a

 woman whose family is not so good as

 his own. Thereupon, father and mother l and uncles and auhts, and brothers and sisters, and cousins, first, second, third and fourth, put themselves into an unan- imous passion; cooperate i'll system ol Unanimous sulkiness; insult the young woman and esehew the young man, more especially if the newly married couple IS in need of any assistance or eountc- nance. Aiid then, when the pcrsecut- ed couple are suffering under the bangs of poverty, and the mortilications of desertion and solitude, the world saith, with amost edifying gravity, "the young gentleman's friends did not approve of the match.

 A young man comes 10 his fortune as soon as he comes of age. He buys hor- ses, and dogs, and runs races, and lays bets, and plays at cards, and sometimes loses he gets into scrapes and fights du- els, and he finds himself none the rich CT for his winnings, and much the poor CT for his losings; and if he cannot spend or lose his money fast enough himself, he has myriads of friends who will bor- row it of him, and do their best to as sist him in dlsperslng it. Then at last he smashes. or is done up, and then all the world, with it's long moral phlz, says -"What a pity it is that his friends led him into such extravaganeew

 At midnight there is q noise in the streets women arc shrieking and men are hfsllooing and some are calling for help; and there is a welI-dressed man swearing at a constable who attemptsto to hold him, and the well. dressed man has obviously been rolled in the dirt; his hat is as fiat as a pancake, his eyes are as red as herrings, and his tongue is like q wcatiler-cock in a whiriwind, and he must be trussed like a boiled rabit be fore he can be managed; and all the ae- count he can give of himself the next morning, is that he had been dining with a few friends.