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Mrs Who's Mrs B? Why the man is crazy Let me tell you Mir 4. this conduct is very unbe coming-yes MT A. I'll just inform you, Mir A. Who the d-l is Mir Al Why Mrs B. you must be crazy instead ofme."

 | By this time the gentleman and lady began to be mutually suspicious of the soundness of one another's lnteects; and looking in each others faces to con- firm their suspicious, they at the time discover ed that each had got the wrong partner.

 In the mean time Mrs B. before she had got fairly ovor the threshold of the church. atfectonaey pres ing the arm of Mir A. began-"My dear. what a beautiful bonnet Mrs Twitchet has got Did you mo- tice it?"

 "l did not," replied Mir A. but Idare say it must be handsome, since you commend it; 1 always rely upon your taste, you know. By the by, my dear, what are you going to have for dinner1" Why, piece ofroast mutton" Roast mutton !! exclaimed Mir A. turning up his nose-"Pd as heye eat piece of tom-cat. never could endure roast muton-the only decent way of cooking mutton is to boil h and set it on the table with plenty of drawn butter and parsley"

 Indeed" said Mrs B. somewhat contemptuous- ly' 'where did you learn all this knowledge of cook cry, my dear4"

 Where did learn it1 Why hay mt always told you my dear, never to roast mutton Pm surprised you should be so obstinate"

 And I'm surprised you should mention this sub lect now-reay it is the first tune ever heard you speak oft"

 "The first time"

 ell IS, lndeed-but we won't dispute about piece Of mutton in the streets. Oh what charming bonnet that of Mrs Twichett's do wish my dear, you'd get me such d one."

 Certainly, if you insist upon it-but where are you going? This is not our house."

 "Not ours! surely the man is beside himselr"- With that Mrs 5. gave the bell violent ring, and while she was waiting for the servant. she chanced to look round andjust then discovered that she had got the wrong and he perceived also that he had got the wrong wife. They of course, gave look of mutual surprise, and began to look about for their e gitlmate partners, when presently up came the other odd couple A hearty laugh now ensued mutual apologies took place; re-exchange was effected ana al hirs departed with her husband to her home but the different parties, it is said were not little chagrlned at the exposure oftheir particular fobes which took place in the conversation above related