From the New-York Constellation.
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Changing Husbands-As two ladies were com. ing out of one our fashionable churches the other Sunday, they somehow or other had the misfortune in the crowd, to change husbands-a mistake which, as both parties going the same way, was not immediately discovered. Each of the ladies, soon as she had got her gentleman by the arm, naturally began to talk with all her might in order make up for the long silence she had been obliged to main tain in church.

 Mrs A. addressing MT B. began-"My dear, what made you get asleep in the middle of the ser mon2 am actually ashamed ofyour conduct"

 My conduct my dear?" said Mir B. "Pm sure didn't get to sleep,

 Mot get to sleep how can you tell such a mon- strous fb-and on Sunday too7 Didn't have to jog you halfa dozen times before could wake you upa"

 By no means--I hav'nt heen asleep to-day, my dear. Surely your thoughts must have been strangely wandering from the purposes of worship, to have taken such fancy into your head. What made you imagine was asleepl"

 "Imagine, Sir there's no imagination in the case its all matter of fact. Why, man alive you snor ed so loud to wake up halfthe congregaton ther you began to talk in your sleep and if hadnt walked you up just as did, don't know what would have been the consequence. Fie! ie! my dear, I'm really shocked at you"

 "At me, Mrs shocked at me I'd have you tt know Mrs R."