t1o fte Edaor ofhe .4dracate
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 To tbe Edaor ofhe .qdracate:

 s1R-Relievine that the many political com u7mnrications Y ith which both papers of this place are filled weekly, have lost much of their interest with the public, for the sake ofvarieiy take the liberty of sending you fte following for publication. think many of your readers will De amused with this specimen of Arkansas galsantry, III tine form of letter from yonfg gentleman to a lay whose house he fad left abruptly on tife previous evening, under an erroneeas impression that a young lady Gone ef the company had treated. him with marke disrespect.

 .EE1,s. P--: .Had@n1-'Fhe abrupt man. ner in which l left your house last night demands from me an apology. Be pleased to take old Madam Charity's coyerlet and throw it over the weakness and petuience that induced 1t. should sincerely regret to misconstrue the conduct of any lady. You will therefore confer a favor on your friend, by making Miss - trn thousand downright bonafde good apologies, and charge the same to my account. Let them be fashionable, gantlemqnly, appropriate, acceptable, dignifed, soothing, pungent, pertinent, steptrc, tonic, astr!ngent, ano- dyne sudori6c, rectangular, triangular, oblong, speroid, articular, chemical, elec- trieal, anatomical, clinical, legal, pro- fessional, mechanical, ethereal, agricultu- ral, naval, marine, pugnacious pacific, horizontal, perpendicHlar, obtique, ohtuse acute, oblate. metaphysical, argumcnta- tive, local, christian, pagan, mahonedan, ministerial, clerical, judicial, palatable sensible, tangible, intelligable, satisfacto- ry, political, religious. amorons, matrimo- nal, domestic, scientific, Little Rock, Boston, London, Paris, Philadelphia, Nir- giaia, Nashville, Cote Fabre-Let them be of all possible varieties tl,at her taste can embrace, and as the saafa3uns bonuas of ali, present her the subscriber. soul and body, with heart full of affection (love think it's caiied.) If Miss - intended a marked disrespect, will hang myself on the first rosemary bush shall see--that l will.

 Respectfully, your friend, T. ?. S. To the above add few sensible, fdddiing, and dancing apologies. | 