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lieve. But to the jewels-I don't know-perhaps in day or two"-

 q have but two pair left maa am." l "Only two pairl"

 "That's all ma 'am-and one pair of them is pro- missed" l "And Queen Adelaide wears them, and the Co., vernor's wife, and the Consus daughter of the Loo Choo Islands I think will take them MT Trim ket."

 She paid the cash, and the jeweller, bursting into a laugh as soon as she was gone, said" What a fool that woman IS The earrings are some old ones that have been on hand these twenty years But no matter-all trades must live" We left the jewellers and dropped in at clothes ware house. Presently a man with a dirty collar stepped in, to purchase clean one "Only one collar, sir?" "One collar why that's enough aint it. to mt on at one time ?'' !" Hadn't you better take half dozen?" "Oh Lord sir, what should do with half a do- zen shlrtcollars, when have but one shirt in the word?"

 So much the more need of collars then Can't we sell you half dozenl"

 "Why don't know-how much do you ak? If can getem real cheap"-

 "Only three dollars for half dozen-as cheap as dirt, you see."

 Wont you take off dollar r"

 "A dollar that's large discount They are ab soluely cheap at three dnliarsbut seeing it's you I'll split the difference. Any thing else to-day 7T

 No, nothn else."

 Cant we sell you some shrts2'

 Shirts by gorry, can't afford to keep shirts and collars too"

 But you'd better take two or three-youc can't well get along wt one, you know. Here are some beautiful rufhed ones. Shall put you up coup ple2"

 "Why I don't know what to say Mister-peihaps I'll take one."

 You'd better take tWO'

 Well, seein it's you, will-ifso be you'll make ginerous discount"

 Certainly-we'll take off twenty per cent Any thing else to-day?"

 No, cant buy any more."

 We have some very superb dickies, with fash onabe stubs-shall show them to you?"

 Oh, don't show no more, for heavens sake--I've bought enough to ruin me already"

 But wont charge you any thing for looking at them."

 Well these are magnificent upon my word: wish Ia bought them in the room of the shrts" Why, you can have both, you know"

 Yes but then they cost such a paguy sight they'll drean fellow of his cash afore he knows it." :" No danger of that, l take it. That pocket book of yours will stand pretty good siege yet. Shall put you up half dozen? ?' /" No, not so many as that-four will do There mister there's your money-dont ax me to buy any more, I beg on ye" Cant we sell you suit of clothes to-day 2" "Whew! don't mention it-dont now-I cant stand it." Just try on this coat, ifyou please" Why, can put it on, Mister, if that's all, just to oblige you" II want to see how it looks on well built man. There! now just walk to the glass, and see how it appears-I think never saw finer fit in my life" Ut does somehow look pretty nice, swaggers P "Now what fine addition that would be to your collars, your shirts, and dickes."

 "Yes, but can't afford em all"

 It's very cheap-only twenty-five dollars" "Wont you take twenty?"

 "Why really we cant afford t-but since you've been so good customer to-day, why-you may take it at your price," "Whew! this makes my pocket book as lank as a Methodist preacher" "Now let us sell you the waistcoat and panta- loons."

 "The devils in the man Cant you let body alone without making lem buy all you've got"

 "You really ought to have the vest and pantaloons to make out your suit It's of no interest to me, you know-not the least. But you're the very man like to sell clothes to-you some how other become them so we'll I'll put you the vest and pantaloons very cheap"

 "Well, hang t, seein it is you, if yoa'll let me have lem at half price, I'll take 'em." l " Half price An well, never inind-we've been giving you all the other th3gs, and it's too late to stand for price now" "Thank you, sir"

 "Any thing else to-dny?"

 "Confound your long-tongued gizzard if you ax me to buy another thing, I'll knock you down Good bye."

 Good bye sir,-call again whenever you come this way"

 Thus the poor fellow; who at first intended to purchase only single collar, was induced to take a whole suit together with sundry changes of shirts, collars and dickes-and all above their real value, though apparently at his own price, Such are few of the every day exhibitions of the ART SELLING.