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"I'm gl0d Co see you." ."-Mr. Editor Never was language employed in telling lie, more than in tho httle words above. You ospicd at a distance one approaching you, who you know had tn his pocket a demand against you--let mo turn about, said you, and having traversed full two squares, upon turning the corner near your house, behold your creditor had changed his mind and changed his course, and hero you are full hutt--then "how dye do, "say you, I'm glad to see you."-Oh! what a wnrpcr.

 The mistress is in the back room seeing to the cutting up of pork, with greasy hands and greasy apron--lady somebody and daughters call with Mr. -, the door is opened and they walk in--"O how dye do I'm glad to sec you." There is an. other wrapper.

 Miss --, is sitting on the sofa in tete tote with her intended Mrd. A rap is heard-and a servant says "Miss Curious has called" "Conc .Nnd Miss Curious, ! wish she'd quit coming here." Enter Miss Curious---" o how dye do I'm glad to see you" Oh! what wapper this.

 

 couched in these words, would swell vol. nme. But, as it is.late, I must close and 70 to bed, and tomorrow. ifyou, MT Editor, ,an spare time I should bo glad to see 'ou. ."- GeovgctosOn HarVest.

 Tt for 7dt.---D Deacon A. is q merchant, toes considerable business !; Farmer c. :ane into the store the other day--it was a cold one--to trade of a few bushels of wheat, which is very high just Ut this time. The bargain was concluded, and the far- mer was to take his pay In salt. The store floor Is us elastic us some deacons' conscicnces. The bags wore brought in, and the measuring of the contents com- menced. All ut once the dcacon's feet were insuflerably cold. As the grain was emp.ied into the measure, tho deacon stamped violently around it, to warm his feet. The poor farmer could not complain that the honest deacon should wish to proc mote circulation and get his feet warm, but tho grain settled perceptibly with every stamp of the deacon's feet, and the six bushels he brought to market held out only five and half on the second measurement. Old farmers sometimes know thing or two.' MT. c. said nothiug---but pro- ceeded to the measuring of salt that ho was to receive in pay for his wheat. The deacrn's feet had got warm by this time he was us light on the fantastic too' as if he were walking on eggs. No, so with the farmer. As the salt began to run into tho half bushol, his feet were suddenly seized with the cold.--Being heavy rustic, he stamped vehemently. 7Gt tGt,' says the deacon, 'your jumping shakes down the salt too much! Not moro than yours shook down tho wheat, guess,' said the farmer. When the business was completed, there was about an evcn trade between dea- con A. and farmer G.

 Verify, justice is sometimes done in the earth.- Gardiner Int.

 i"tsgrity.-fntegrity is great and com mendRbIe virtue, A man of intepritv ;S