Champagne for my real friends, real pain for my sham friends
# Champagne for my real friends, real pain for my sham friends

"Champagne for my real friends, real pain for my sham friends" is a pun on an antimetabole, a quote often attributed to the Irish painter Francis Bacon (1909–1992) or the American musician Tom Waits (born 1949), but which is recorded as a toast dating to at least the nineteenth century.

Other examples of its use include:

* "Mr. Jorrocks then called upon the company in succession for a toast, a song, or a sentiment. Nimrod gave, 'The Royal Staghounds'; Crane gave, 'Champagne to our real friends, and real pain to our sham friends.'" Jorrocks's Jaunts and Jollities (1838), ch. 12, by R. S. Surtees
* the title of an episode of One Tree Hill (season 3)
* a song on the 2005 album From Under the Cork Tree by Fall Out Boy
* a repeated line in the song "This One's for You" by Therapy? on their 2001 album Shameless
* the chorus of Faderhead's 2014 song "Champagne and real pain"
* a line that Edward Norton's character says in the 2002 Spike Lee film 25th Hour.
* a line in Mike Cross's song "Dear Boss" on the 1985 album Solo at Midnight
* a line delivered as a toast by actor Russell Johnson from the 1961 TV series Thriller, season 1, episode 16, "The Hungry Glass", based on a story by Robert Bloch
* a line said by the character Dave Rose in the show Happy Endings, episode "Dave of the Dead"
* a line said by the character Marnie in the show Girls, season 5 episode 6
* a line by JP and his brother Tomothy while drinking champagne in British TV show Fresh Meat series 4 episode 6
* in Bojack Horseman season 3 episode 8, Bradley Hitler-Smith brings champagne to a party saying, "champagne for my real friends!"
* the title of a 2010 album by Alan Oldham
* a bungled line in the song "Fake Champagne" by Seth Sentry on his 2015 album Strange New Past
* a line said by the character Harley Quinn in the comic book Harley Quinn volume 3, issue #77
* a line said by David Spade, in the 2003 film 'Dickie Roberts: Former Child Star'
