If You Can't Beat 'Em, Bite 'Em
# If You Can't Beat 'Em, Bite 'Em

Professional ratings :

| Review scores ||
| - | - |
| Source | Rating |
| AllMusic | |
| Pitchfork Media | (6.2/10) |

If You Can't Beat 'Em, Bite 'Em is the third album by Weird War.

## Track listing

* "Intro (Music for Masturbation)" − 1:42
* "Grand Fraud" − 3:24
* "Tess" − 3:00
* "If You Can't Beat 'Em, Bite 'Em" − 3:58
   * vocals by Jennifer Herrema (as "JJ Rox")
* "Moment in Time" − 4:38
* "Store Bought Pot" − 4:22
* "AK-47" − 3:43
* "N.D.S.P." − 4:34
* "Chemical Rank" − 3:39
* "Lickin' Stick" − 3:43
   * piano by Azita
* "One by One" − 4:18
