1 Polish, 2 Biscuits & a Fish Sandwich
# 1 Polish, 2 Biscuits & a Fish Sandwich

Professional ratings :

| Review scores ||
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| Source | Rating |
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1 Polish, 2 Biscuits & a Fish Sandwich is the debut album of hip-hop duo The Outhere Brothers, released in 1994. It peaked at #56 on the UK Albums Chart. There are multiple versions of the album released each with different covers and modified/different track listings. The album's title is a reference to a penis, buttocks, and a vagina. The group's following LP The Party Album contained 'clean' versions of many of the tracks here, with alternative 'radio-friendly' lyrics.

## Critical reception

Music Week commented, "There's plenty more salacious hip-hop/house where the recent number-one Don't Stop (Wiggle Wiggle) came from."

## Track listing

### UK version

* "I Miss You"
* "Don't Stop (Wiggle Wiggle)"
* "Boom Boom Boom"
* "La La La Hey Hey"
* "Bring That Ass Over Here"
* "I Want My Shit Back"
* "Les Be in Luv"
* "Let Me Be the One"
* "On My Mind"
* "Pass the Toilet Paper"
* "Orgasm"
* "Outhere Brothers Theme Song"
* "Golden Shower"
* "Phat Phat Phat"
* "Interlude The Halle Jones Show"
* "I'll Lick Your Pussy"
* "Fuk U in the Ass" (Bend Over Mix)

### Bonus tracks on alternative versions

* "I Wanna"
* "What Up?"
* "I Wanna P"
* "Chi Town People"
* "Phat Phat Phat" (Where Dey At Mix)
* "Players Get Lonely"
* "Boom Boom Boom" (Smooth Mix)
* "Oh Shit!" (New Zealand bonus track)

## Charts

Chart performance for 1 Polish, 2 Biscuits & a Fish Sandwich :

| Chart (1995–1996) | Peak position |
| - | - |
| Australian Albums (ARIA) | 90 |
| Dutch Albums (Album Top 100) The Remixes | 64 |
| UK Albums (OCC) | 56 |
