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Philadelphia An'nsements.-A fight be~


tween vendor Of china and porcelain


his better half is described by the Phila-
delpha Chronicle. The inclemency Of
the weather was said to be the cause


Snugly ensconsed in bed dispute arose
about preparing breakfast. This ended


by poor PiIgarlick being obliged to turn
out and make tea and toast for two.--


While water only beied on the fire, ven-
geance boiled in the breast Of the hen


pecked husband. A cross fire was kept
up over the breakfast table, until the pa
tence Of our hero was fairly exhausted,
he left his home in high dudgeon, with
his basket Of china OH his arm, to pursue
his daily avocation. He had got but
short distance from his own brick and
mortar dwelling, when his ears was salu.
ted by the shrill voice Of his wife taun,-
ing him. At home he could bear this, bu,
in the streets it was too much. Placing
his basket at his feet, and seizing the lar.
gest piece Of china in it, he took deadly
aim at his spouse, threw, and shivered
into thousand pieces. Pitchers, tumblcrs,
leapo,s, basins, all flew in quick success
sion, until the whole stock in trade of our
hero was reduced 10 one solitary saucer.
This too he hurled at the head of his VIC
tim, but without effect, asit struck by.
stander on the os frontis'. constable
rushed in, and took both parties before
Alderman Hoffner, who bound them over
10 keep the peace.