JOHN TYLER, of Virginia. For Vice President.
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For President,

 JOHN TYLER, of Virginia.

 For Vice President,

 DAVID KITTEN HOUSE PORTER, ofPa. Coop MANAGEMENT.-Rhode Island is full of Banks, and some of them are kept in such meagre places as to make little sport. Yet that state has the singu lar honor of not having had bank failure in all the great revusions which commenced in 1887.

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