NIonats Vegetable Life Pills and


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fying the springs and channels Of life and endu-


ag them with renewed tone and vigor, and 10
Ii un doubted fact, that al a very early period in
In, history they had rescued sufferers from the
very verge of an untimely grave after all the de-
ceptive nosIrums OF the day, prescribed by phys
icians, had utterly Eailed in which they also per-
manently secured that uniform enjoyment OF
health, without which life itself is but a partial
blessing. SO great indeed had their efficacy in
variably proved, that il was scarcely less than
miraculous to those who were unacquainted with
the beautifully philosophical principles upon
which they were compounded, and upon which
they consequently act


THE PHOENIX BITTERS are so called
because they possess the power Of restoring the
expiring embers Of health, TO a glowing vigor
throughout The constitution, as the Phoenix IS
said 10 be restored 10 life from the ashes of Its
own dissolution. The Phoenix BiterS are en-
iirely vegetable, composed of roots found only in
certain parts of the western country, which will
infallibIy cure FEVERS AND AGUES of all
kinds; will never fail to eradicate entirely all
the effects of Mercury, infinitely sooner than the
most powerful preparations of SarsapariIla, and
will Immediately cure the determination OF tt0Od
10 the head never fail in the sIcEReSS incident
10 young females and will be found a certain
remedy in all cases of aerUOuS debility and areok-
9iesS oil the most impaired constitutions. As
remedy for Chronic and Itliom0tory RteuDta-
tiSBt, The efficacy of the Phoenix bilters will be
clearly demonstrated by the use of aSin9le bottle.


The proprietor reJOIceS IN the opportunity





for placing his VEG EIABLE LIFE lHEDE
CINfcS $ within the knwoedge and reach ofevery
individual in the community. Unlike the host
OF perncious quackeTieS, which boast of vegeta-
bic ingredients, the Life Pills purely and
SOLELY VEGETABLE, and contain neither Mercury,
AntimOny, Arsenic, nor any other mineral, in
any form whatever. They are entirely compoS
ed of extracts from and powerful plants, the
virtues OF which, though long known TO several
Indian tribes, and recently 10 some eminent phar-
naceutical chemists are altogether unknown to
the ignorant pretenderS TO medical science; and
were never before administered in so happily
elicaciouS combination.


Their first operation is to loosen from the coats
of the stomach and bowels, the various impuri-
ties and crudities constantly settling around them
and to remove the hardened faces which collect
in the convolutions of the small intestines. 9th
er. medicines only partially cleanse these, and
leave such collected masses beind as TO produce
habitua cosiveness, with all its train of evils or
sudden diarrhCea, with its imminent dangers.
This fact is well known to all regular anatom-
istS who examine the human bowels after death,
and hence the prejudice OF these well informed
men against quack medicines of the age. The
second effect OF the VEGE7ARH0 LIFE
PILLS is TO cleanse the kidneys and the bad
der, and by this means, the liverand the lungs,
the healthful action of which entirely depends up
the regularity OF the urinary organs. The
blood, which takes its red color from the agency
OF the liver and the lungs before il passes into the
heart, being thus purified by them, and nourished
by food coming from clean stomach, courses |
freely through the veins, renews every part OF
the system, and tTiumphantiy mount the banner of
health in the blooming cheek.


The following among the distressing vari- |
ETY. o: human diseases TO which the Vegetable
Life Pills are well known to be infallble


DYSPEPSIA by thoroughly cleansing the
first and seconds StoSEachS, and creating flow
of pure healthy bile instead of the stale and acrid
kind; ETatulency, PaLPitatl0n Of the heart, Loss
of Appetite, Heartburn and Headache, Restless
ness Nl-temper, AHElety, LangasOy and D1eIaa-
choIIv which are the general svmt oms of Dyspep-
sia, will vanish, as natural consequence Of its
cure. COStiUeGcsS, by cleansing the whole length
Of the intestines with solvent process, and with
out violence all violent Urges leave the bowels
costive within two days, Diarrh0e and Cholera
by removing the sharp acrid huids by which
these complaints are occaSioned, and by promo
ting the lubricative secretionS of the mucous
membrane. Fsrers of all kinds. by restoring the
blood 10 a regular circulation through the pro-
cess of perspIration in some cases, and the
thorough solution of all intestinal distractions in
Others The Life Medicines have been known to
cure rheumatism permanently in three weeks,
and G0nt in half that time, by removing local in
famation from the muscles and hgaments of the
Joints DrCpSIeS OF all kinds, by freeing and
siren gthening The kidneys and bladder; they op-
crate most delightfully."- onthoSe important organs,
and hence have ever been found certain remedy
for the worst cases of Gravel. Also Worms, by
dislodgina from the turnings of the bowels the Sill





ma and Consumption, by relieving the air yes
sells of the lungs fIom the mucus which
slight colds will occasion, which if not removed
becomes hardened, and produces those dreadful
diseases. Scurvey, Ulcers, and lnveterate Sores,
by the perfect purity which these Life Pills give
to the blood, and all the humorS; Scorbutic Erup-
tions and Bad Complexions, BY their Alternative
effect upon the fluids that feed the skin, the NOR
bid state of which occasions all Eruptive COM
plants Salow, Cloudy, and other dSagreeable
Compilations. The use of these Pills for a very
short time, will effect entire cure of Salt
Rheum, ErysipelaS, and striking improvement
in the CLedraeSs Of the Sk5n. Common Colds and
Influenza, will always be cured by one dose. or
by two, even in the worst cases. PlleS,-aS a
remedy for this distressing and obstinate malady,
the Vegetable Life Pills deserve distinct and
mphatice recommendation 1t is well known to
hundred in this city, that the originator of these
Invaluable Pills was himself afflicted with this
complaint for upwards OF hirtr-fre gears, and
that he tried in vain every remedy prescribed
within the whole compass of the Materia Medica
He however, al length, tried the medicine which
he now offers to the public, and he was cured in
very short time, after his recovery had been
pronounced not only improbable, but absolutely
impossible, BY any human means.


All that Mr.. Moffat requires of his patients IS
TO be particular in taking the Life Medicines
strictly according to the directions IL is not by
newspaper notice, or by any thing that he him
self may say in their favor, that he hopes 10 gain
credit. 1t is alone by the results Of fair trial


ADVICE TO FEMALEs.-Females who value
good health should never be without the Lite
Medicines, as they purify the blood remove OBJ
struc.lons, and give the skin beautiful, clear,