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A New THEORY on THE SHoRTSEss Of Mop
ERN L1FE.-A Western editor quantity gives his
notions on the shor,ness of modern life es follows
He says" When every man raised his own gar
den sauce-when the women, like mother Eve, did
their sewing-they lived to most numerous
age but when they took to trading and botherins
about the difference of exchanges, when Egypt
sold corn and the grand game of financiering be-
gan to be played, folks then took to dying. They
regularly fretted and stewed their lives them,
or took to hard drink, which is all the same dy-
ing, only great deal worse