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ing them with renewed tone ana slSOF, anu 10
the un isubted fact that at very early period IN
their history they mad rescued sufferers from The
very verge OF an untlnely grave, after all the de-
ceplive nostrumS OF the day. prescribed by phys
iciaDs had utterly failed, in which they also per-
Inanently secured that uniform enjoyment OF
health, without which life itself is but partial
blessing So great indeed had their efficacy in
rariablv proved, that it was scarcely less than
miraculous To those who were unacquainted with
the beautifully philosophical principles upon
which they were compounded, and upon winch
they consequently act.


THE PHENIX BITTERS are so called,
because they possess the power OF restoring the
expiring en.bers OF health, 10 glowing vigor
lrro1s aOnt the constitution, as the PhGnlX Is
.tld To be restored 10 lite from the ashes oil It's
J~n dissolution. The PhRnix Bitters are en-


tTeiy vegetable composed OF roots found only ln
certain parts of the western country, Wnich VIII
iuiallibiy cure FEVERS AND AGUES of all
llnds; will never fail to eradicate entirely all
tue e-f-cis Of Mercury, Inhniieiy sooner than the
most powerful preparations of Sarsaparlla, and
VIII Immediately cure the determination OF 6t00a
10 tie head; never fail IT the SlckqseSS incident
to u0RRg females and Will b. found certain
remedy IN all cases of zerroHs debility and reGk
ness Of the most impaired constitutions As
remedy Tor Chroaic and Iafam0t0ry Rbc0ma-
tisn The efficacy of the Phoenix bilterS Will be
clearly demonstrated by the use OF aSingie bottle


The proprietor TeJoIces in the opportunity
afforded by the unive rSal diffusion OF the press,
for placing his VEGETABLE LIFE MEDE
CINES within the knwoledge and reach OF every
individual in the community. Unlike the host
of perDiciOuS QuackerieS, which boast oil vegeta-
bic ingredients. the Life Pills are purely and
SOLELY VEGETABLE and contain neither Mercury,
Antim0ny, Arsenic, nor any other mineral, IN
nv form whatever. They are entirely compoS-
I'd of extracts from rare and powerful plants, the
rIrtues OF which, though long known 10 several
Indian tribes and recently TO some eminent phar
-DaceHtical chemists, are altogether unknown to
me ignorant pretenderS 10 medical science; and
were never before administered IN 50 happily
eIlcaciOuSa combination.


Their first operation is 10 loosen from the coats
of the stomach and bowels, The variousimpuri-
tieS and crudities constantly settling around them;
and TO remove the hardened faces which collect
in the cOnvoluliOnS of the small nteStInes. 9th
medicines only partially cleanse these, and
leave such collected masses BEND to produce
habtuai cOstivenesS, with all its train of evils
sudden diarrhRa, with its imminent dangers.
This fact is well known to al regular anatom-
ISIS, who examine the human bowels after death,
and hence the prejudice of these well informed
men against quack medicines of the age The
second effect Of the VEG ET'ABLE LIFE
PILLS IS TO cleanse the kidneys and the bad
der, and by this means, the iverand the lungs,
the heallhfnI action of which entirely depends up
the regularity OF the urinary organs The
blood which takes its red color from the agency
OF the liver and the lungs before passes into the
heart, being thus purified by them and nouriShed
by food coming from a clean stomach, courses
freely through the veins renews every part OF
the system, and triumphantly mount the banner of
health ia the blooming cheek.


The following are among the distressing vari-
ETY. OF human diseases TO which the Vegetable
Life Pills are we'll known 10 be infallible:


DYSPEPSIA, By thoroughly cleansing the
first and seconds stomachs, and creating a flow
OF pure healthy bile, instead OF the stale and acrd
kind;- FTatuIcHcB, EolpitatlOE ri jAe heart Loss
of APPETITE, Heart-6urR ead Headcche Restless
ness, Hl-temper, AnIltty, LangNOr and 1leian-
chOIiy which are the general SYMPTOMS OF Dyspep-
Sia will vanish, a natural consequence of It's
cure. CoStireseSS, by cleansing the whole length
of the ntestines with solvent process, aud with
out violence all violent Urges leave the bowels
costive within two days, Ds1rrheEs and Cholera,
by removing the sharp acrid fluids by which
these complaints are occasioned, and by promo
ting the lubricaiive secretions OF the mucous
membrane FIrsrs Of all kinds. by restoring the
blood to a regular circulation through the pro-
cess of persplration in some cases, and the
thorough solution of all intestinal distractions IN
others The Life Medicines have been known TO
cure Rhsunt1tisRs permanently in three weeks
and Gout in half that time, by removing local in
famation from the muscles and ligaBents OF the
Joints DropSieS of all kinds, by freeing and
strengthening the kidneys and BLADDER they op-
crate most delightfully."- onthoSe important organs,
and hence have ever been found certain remedy
for the worst cases OF Gravel. Also Worms, by
diSodging from the turnings Of the bowels The sI-
nv matter to which these creatures adhere; As h
ma aud Consumption, by relieving the air yes
SelS OF the lungs IICln the H4uCuS, WHICH even
slight colds will occasion, which If not removed
becomes hardened and produces those dreadful
diseases. Scurvey, Ulcers, and Inyeterate Sores,
by the perfect purity which these Life Pills give
to the blood and all the humors; Scorhutic Erup


tions and Compilations, by their Alternative
effect upon the fluids that feed the skin, the NOR
bid state of which occasions all Eruplive COM
plants, SalIow Cloudy, and other diSagreeable
Compilations. The use of these Pills for very
short time, will effect entire cure of Salt
Rheum, Erysipelas, and striking improvement
in the CLe1TneSS of the SKIN. Common Colds and
Influenza, will always be cured by dose. or
by two, even in the worst cases. Pies,-as a
remedy for this distressing and obstinate malady,
the Vegetable Life Pills deserve distinct and
mphatice Recommendation. 1t is well known TO
hundred in this city that the originator of these
invaluable Pills was himself afflicted with this
complaint for upwards of thirty-fre years, and
that he tried in vain every remedy prescribed
within the whole compass OF the Materia Medica
lie however, al length, tried the medicine which
he now offers to the public, and he was cured in
very short time, after his recovery had been
pronounced not only improbable, but absolutely
impossible, by any human means.


AL that Mr. Mofat requires Of his patients IS
TO be particular in taking the Life Medicines
strictly according to the directions. II is not BY
newspaper notice, or by any thing that he him
self may say in their favor that he hopes 10 gain
credit iiS alone by the results of fair trial


ADvIcE TO FEM1LEs-Females Who ralve
good health should never be without the Lie
Medicines, as they purity the blood. Ten1ove o.
structIons, and give the skin beautiful cIear


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