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AN UNCERTAIN SwAlN.-Ihe Fairfield Gazette
relates funny affair at Lithopolis, Ohio. love-
sick youth rejoicing in the cognomen of Jere
Bacchus, had been paying attention to Miss De-


liza Smith for nearly FIVE years, and was on the eve
ofmaking that young lady happy wife, wheR cruel
fate ordained it thus Bacchus acc ompanied
Miss Smith to wedding party about five miles
distant, and during the evening of his friends
we're joking with him upon the probable date of
the event which would make him also happy
for life. One person went fur TO surmise
that it would probably be some months after the
millennium had set D as Bacchus had already post
poned it indefinitely. Miss Smith remarked tina,
in such case she should undoubtedly be in danger
of becoming an old maid. Bacchus very much
fretted at this remark, and left the room; and
shortly after was missing from the house, together
with young lady Of the party, Miss Jane Flatch-
er) In couple of hours tie two fugitives re-
turned, man and rife. They had been to Squire
Everson's in the hollow, got joined, and the bride
groom exhibited his certificate to the company
But the best part of the scene was yet to come.
Miss Smith appeared to be far from chagrined at
this conduct of her reyengeful lover-for she very
quietly remarked, after being convinced that ne
was really married, and no mistake, that he could
not have done any thing TO crafty her 40 much as
she herself would long ago have discarded hun bui
that she considered she bound in honor to tul-
fl her solemn promise. Poor Bacchus! how ne
must have felt at this simple speech! We under
stand however, that breach of promise case will
grow out of the affair.