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true as that's pencil and notebook you're TAX
ing out of your pocket Why, there was man
lived there ten years and he got so dseth he never
knew a man was speaking to him, till a pail OF
water was poured down the back of his neck /!
When you GO to see the Falls, ma'arn, YOU must
do all the talking you want TO before you get with
In twenty-five miles of them, for after that not
word of any kind can be heard


"Fhen, ma am you should go and see the great
cave in Kentucky, where the bats hlbernaculate
in countless millions There is not such another
hole in the ground to be found upon the face OF the
earth. Ma am, if you go back to England with
out seeing our mammoth cave, you'll put your
foot in it-no. beg pardon, excuse me-thats s quite
impossible; but you'll leave a big hole in the
book you're going to write. There is no end
known to it. a'am and there is a saltwater lake
in the middle of it twenty-five miles broad One
of the rooms is called the tAntipodian Chamber,
from the unpronounceable fact that a man can
walk just as easy upon the ceiling as upon the
floor; and in this apartment, there's natural
fountain of pure brandy


'The same cave, too is a positive cure for con-
sumption


"You haint been south yet have you ma'am
you haint seen the Mississippi river and the city
| of New Orleans? We'll, ma am, New Orleans is
a hundred and twenty-five feet below the level of
the sea, and the Mississippi runs through canal
bridge right over the cityl The inhabitants are
chiefly aIligators and screech owls the last two
words have been vulgary perverted to Creole
Their food is chiefly gum, procured from trees IN
the swamp and which they call gumb6 There
is paper published there called the Picaroon the
name being well chosen as significant of its pro.
fcssed pracies upon Kant's Philosophy. Baron
Munchausen, the Pilgrims Progress, Joe Miller,
Washington Irving, and Bells Life in London
1t is violent and stupendous political print, and
the government Of the country has endeavored IN
vain to suppress it. One of the peculiar marks OF


this extraordinary city is the entire absence ofthose
small quadrupeds of the genus most commonly
known as rats One was seen many years ago by
citizen who brutally murdered the unknown
creature, but was immediately tried and sentenced
to be hung for the enormity.


"You will hear, ma'am, great deal about the
floating population of New Orleans phrase
which you will understand, when tell you that
the town is halfth year under nundation from
the Mississippi! You should have been born in
America, my dear ma'am but as you were not
you may possibly die here, and that's some conso
laton for you"