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A MT. John Perkins was fined @. by the Police Court at Boston. day or two since, for tying his wife to bedpost, to prevent her from "gong out shopping"

 1ns Last Lie.-The London Morning Chronicle says -" Shareholders in America make practice of feeding swine with the dead bodies of their ne. groes-"

 A young dandy, who supported an enormous moustache, asked lady what she thought of his looks. "Why.' said she, "you look as if you had swallowed poney, and left the tail sticking out of your mouth"

 Many of the members of Congress at Washington, are now boarding at the low rate of S3 per week.

 Women want nothing but husbands, and when they have got them, they want everything.

 An Odd AFair-A curious thing, says the Phila- delphia Times, occurred in Fourth last Saur- day. A young woman actually pawned ga baby" and got two dollars on this pledge" of love. The infant was so enveloped that the pawnbroker took for roll of linen. He applied afterwards with the child to the Guardians of the Poor. but they refused to have anything to do with it until the six months are up for which it is pledged.

 we can't hear it aint for want of Sars," as the iackass said to the corn field.

 Day after the fair 1.-The Vermont Statesman announces that MT. Day, its editor, has gone of to get married!

 Fineo SlO for kissing a married woman-a chap at Troy, O., recently. He'll learn to kiss the girls next tine