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Az ARTru1. Dopes.-A Paris collector Of chit
cnsr. for Ire London New-Era, furnishes, in late
number Of that paper, the following interesting case
Of a do which is too good to De lost:


a z4ay. having entered one of the large shawl
s,cte shops in the Rue St. HoHore, desired 10 be
suited with a cashmere shawl; none o. your truEl-
perv nick-nacks bu; an article 10 he tune of about
5000 francs, (S1l00.) This was at las accom-
plished when Madame, giving the name and ad-
dress "a the wife of Desirabode, the celebrated
dentist ordered ii TO be brous b. of the clerks
to NJ D's apartments forthwith In the meantime
the lady started of to the dentist herself, ana MT
wing introduced herself, informed thai enlightened
Frenchglan, that having brother who was sadly
martvr to the toothache, ard who held the lor-
ceps in uuutterable dread, she had prevailed on
the youth, (who was in business,} by means 81 q
s,ratagenl, to come to his NJ. d. J abode: at [f.s
same time requesting VI. b. to divert the yeuih
attention, a; first by auding 10 business e' anu
other topics OF the day


An this was punctually promised on the part OF
tl.e dentist. and in due time rap vas heard an
nouncing the arrival of the martyr. ! ne !ads-
taking The hint. Immediately started o aud meet,
in- the shawl and its bearer IN the ante room iaiu
hold OF the former, at the same time teliinS ii',
clerk TO take the bill in to her husband, VINO "oaid
settle IL bat on no account TO do SO unt!i ne vas
0,ke9 for il. The LADY having naked cat, the
cIerk ,sa1ied IL. when the following scene took
mace VI. Desirabode-s' Glad TO sec you, my dear
sir-przv sit doxn-hcw goes bus'ness-pretty
brisk. eli The youth, delighted to find such an
agreeable companions in hurry to be oil, or


10 1--WE bis small account when the matter tur'ieo


on teeth Here was chance for the clerk to nave
his mouth examined by a first rate dentist Tor no
consideration whatever =,


or, have a roath ache now and then, perceive
continued NJ. D., cdging over to the martyr WIN
! tho forceps concealed in his hand. SOMETIMES


no, often, was The answer OF the innneent IN q
yo. see that is tho tooth, think, added NJ: u.
ioot;ng at The open mouth OF his visitor. Yes,
air that is the one that used to ache, when was
yer,. ,o,,nr.'' Exactly, that one, allow me, a mo-
| mont 10 look I" he mouth was again opened
+, wa. he work Of ia! aa instant crash crash :.
the tooth was in tie gI;pc Of the fa:ceps aud that
instrument war again deposited on The ianie VIA
the tooth in It's clutches. The scene that nd;f en-
sued battles all description he Yictln, wlth his


,e,;tfnll of blood could not utter word for seue
,,inn:os bur was obliged 20 content himself by


looking dagger. at the tooth extractor, and
,hrnstinr = bill before him. .. Oh, nothing, my
dear air. ! won. take sou, added D., tancylng
the bin 10 be a bank note =: have arranged an
u,;th vo,,r sis1.r" a denoueyne:t followed IL due
,.o,,,.e of time. but the lady had got two hours
.tart. and her shawl and The agreeable cofnPan-
ions parted not halfso agreeable as they had met.


EycgLLExr REPARTEE.-The Rev. DIR. NC,
rinister Of Douglas in Clydesdalc. was one day
dinin- in large paray where the Hon. Henry Er-
skine and some o,her ia~yc'a ssere present. y
,reat dish OF crosses be;ae presented attat Inner
n aI,C ,,bo ,yos ,,.t1,,., nm. .y fond 0f vcgeta
bles. helped himself much more largely ta;.i? any
other person and as he ate with his fingers, with
a peculiar yoracity OF manner, Mr.. ErSkne was
s,rurk with ie idea that be resemblcd Nebucbad-
ue2zar in his state of condemnation. Resolved TO
give him hit for the apparent grossness of his
tiste and manner Of eating, the wit addressed him
with. Dr. Nc, We bring me in mind Of the
great King Nebuchadnezzar ard the company
we're beginning to litter the ludicrous allusion,
when the Rev vegetable. e.devourer replied =" ~,
do mind We % NcSuchadnezzar3 That IL be be-
cause m eating among the bruses


A Rich ScExE-The following rich scene re-
Gently occGrrcd in courts of justice between
Iho Judge and Dutch witness all the way from
Rotterdam


Judge.-' WHAT your native language :"


Witncss-.'I pc no native Is Dootchman.


Judge" What is your mother tongue


Witness.-.' O, fader say she pc all tongue.


Judge {in an irritable tone. 80 What language
did you FIRST learn what language did you speak
IN the cradle s''


Wltness.-.'I I'D not speak no language in te
cradle at all; ony cried an Dootch.'


Then there was general laugh, in winch the
Judge, jury, and Audience Joined. The witness
wa, intcrrogated no farther about his native Ian
suage. LPicayune


''R achcl rsy daughter. why do M YOU learn as
fast as your sister Hannah >


why do Mt every stalk of clover bear four
leaves mothcrl >


n OREPT MERRY,S MuSEIM for