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GFNow that Daniel Webster and the
wings arc banging away at each other
ike blazes. we hope the old adage will
prove true. that ''nhen rogucs fall out
honest ren ,riN get thei, dues Mr..
Van Buren's prospects, under such cir
cumstances, ought to be pretty good.


Deacon Snombal's History of the Rer-
o1ut,on .-.'Dc glorious Independence ob
liberty was declared on Bunker Hill on
de 4,h OBJ July. Dey pledge dar lille and
secret honor to fight for de country. and
Doctor Franklin was put into de command
oh de arn4ies ob de United 'tates. Gen
cra Cornwallis was took i'll Lexington.
and eb1er sense den we hab had free
c untrv, and deScolored poppylation was
allowed 10 wote.ns- U'nck Sam.


L1rE-The great art Of life ia to play
Cor much and to- Skake but little.


INDEED II ls-very improper for gen.
,leman to shore SO loud ineC Church as to !
awaken &M rest Of The congregation.





Coop ADiv1cE-..In prosperity be pre-.
pared .for chaRge:sin adversely hope
for one. ).


There have been within the last two
years I54 bank failures, Including branch.
es, and involving capital Of more than one
hundred millions OF dollars.


Don't be frightened it..n,isfortune stalks
into your humble habitation. She some
times takes the liberty Of walking into
the presence-chamber Of Kings.


another bank failmrc.-The last St.
Louis Reporter says:-''We learn that
the Bank Of Constantine, Michigan, has
exploded


Byron says s'truth is strange-stranger
than fiction" ltcertainly is much stran-
per--to the readers Of coon newspapers.


Afraid Of Arailability.-The New
York American is out against National
Convention 10 nominate candidate for
the Presidency BY the wings.


There died lately, says German pa
per, in the village of Felsoe Foerock,
Pennsylvania, a farmer named Terebesi,
in the 135th year Of his age. tie always
enioyed good health, and worked in the
field Just before his death.
At the State Agricultural Fair in Albany
were exhibited herd Of young Butfaloes.
twenty eight in number, on their way
from their native praircs to Europe. An
Elk accompanied them


Longevity. There are now living, in
Barre, nine children Of the late Nehemiah
Allen, (who himself survived four score
and five years) the youngest OF whom -
now upwards of seventy one years. bay
State (NGss.) Democrat.


| GA convention Of Delegates will as
s.mble al Washington, in December next.
with the object OF fmemorializing Congress
to reorganize the militia OF the Union.


G-The Springfield, Mass, Gazetts
states that an unusual degree Of sickness,
prevails there, chiefly infamalory typhU>
fever.


erAt Clinton, Mississippi, Mrs. kcar
ney, lady Of high standing, and former
ly the wife Of Judge Caldwell, who tell il
a duel in 1888, blew out her brains with
u pistol. No cause ascertaincd.
! rThe icver and ague ls now prevail
ing al Philadelphia TO Il greater extent
,i,an at any time before in twelve years
Otherwise the city is healthy.
i EIwortii, the pedestrian. completed his
great tca. Of walking one thousand miles
I IN one thousand consecutive hours, on
Wednesday morning al 4 o'clock, al Cam
bridge, Mass.


Husband, don't know were that boy
got his bad temper-not from me i'm SURF.
i No my dear-ior don't perceive that
you've iosi any!


4 A Son OLDER THAN HIS FArHER.-!t is
stated that an lxorious lady, living near
Berlin, In Prussia, no has only attained
tine age Of 1903 years, has just contracted
a fourth marriage with a youth Of 10.
But the cream OF the joke is, that among
the children which the bride brought TO
her new husband was d boy cf SO!


Mrs. Wells, widow Of the wealthy
American banker at Paris, has married
the Marquis de la Valette. He had IL.
tie and wanted money; she had money
and wanted title, SO they just suit each
other.


DEs MONIES COUNTY BIBLE sOCl.


ETY..


Alta meeting, convened at tho Metho-
dist church, in Burlington, Oct. 16, l842,
for the purpose Of forming Bible Socie-
ty, George Partridge, Esq. was called to
preside and John BfAkemap was chosen