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Some Arkansas poet has addressed song to E. D. Evans, candidate for Congress, to which the fol- lowing is the chorus.

 Colt Evans with sqneeze,

 And go it with ooseness,

 Or go the figure as you please,

 But don't hetray your goossncss. A cobbler on Dauphin st.. Mobile. who profeeses to teach music, has the following sign over his door:

 Delightful task 10 mend the tender boot,

 And teach the young idea how to Guts, Cupidisy is the desire for gold.

 Cupid ity is the desire for love.

 Cup idity is :he desire for liquor.

 Now in language, all are spelled alike-in life all are spelled difserenty.-N r. Asrora. Valuable Bey.-'W can you do P asked traveller of country urchn whom he saw in front of a farmers house, tickling toad with long straw Oh, can do more'n considerable; rides the tur. kies to water, mlks the geese, cards down the old rooster, puts up tho pigs tails in papers to mako 'sm curl makes fires for flies 10 s kesps tally for dad and Eses..ry when they scoid at marx, and cuts the buttons off dads coat when he's at prayer in the mornin'!'