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"Madam," said free-spoken hearted, en-
thusiastic, and a little quizzical son of old Ken
lucky, while paying his devoirs to one of the ia
nous lady tourists of America: "Madam, you
should have been born in America the greatest
country in the known world nature has clustered
land, and you should be among them We have
got the greatest men, the finest men, the finest wo-
men, the broadest lakes the talest trees the widest
pralries, the highest waterfalls, and the biggest
hearts IN all creation.


"Malam, go and q the Falls Of Niagara NV
dear ma'am, if didn't think I'd walked up in fuuri-
~ when first seed that big slantendcular puddle,
(slanten ileular's an algebra word. ma'am-you
rnayn't know it) Why, Madam, could tell YOU
something about them falls-but you must'n mt put
it IN your book, COS nobody'l ever believe IT,
The people that live round about there all lose
their speech, and never hear each other speak for
years with the noise Of the cataract Fact, n,a'am.