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ha, begar!


Yankee-WeII, Mounseer, now let me AK
you question. What is this have in my
hand? Showing cane;


Frenchman-V is dat? Wy, sure, dat is
dat is-Sacre-me no can tink Vat you
call de homme, de rascalle, vot kill A-bele!


Yankee-What killed A-belle?


Frenchman-Oui, Monsieur; dat grand
rascalIe, dat murd, dat knock down A-belle,
vile he keep de sheep, de mutton.


Dutchman-Oh, oh, l know what he
means now; he means Gain, the vurst muir
terer. @


Frenchmap ap-Oui; yes, sare: It's one cane.


Yankee-Right, Mounseer, it isn't two
canes. Now what do you call it, you limb
of old Ireland, you essence of brogue? F..


Irishnan--Pm after calling il shailalah
and if you don't be aisy calling i'll names, I'll
be after provin't to ye.


Dutchman-Now, shentleman's, don't wight
about wort. Hark do me. I'll but you out
one. Wat you gall dis! (=howinga quantity
Of curd wi,hswhey.)


Irishman-Och and isn't it bonney-clap-
per?


Yankee-You may call it what you please,
but call it lupper'd milk.


Frenchman--Lop-ea milk! Mon Dieu.



say. Mon Dieu!


Dutchman-Now you pes all wrong. Dis,
wat have in the nokIlin, is schmearcase.


Yankee-It's darned queer case, think.
Why, you don't know the difference be-
twixt tweedledum and tweedledce. So, good
bye to you.


Frenchman-De Geedledum is no feeble
dee, begar! (Here one Of the fiogs hoped
out Of Monsieurs basket he pursues him)
Keshey de frog! keshey de frog! 0, me pauyre
frog! O, grand fricasse!-He scape-he run
away-begar!


Irishman-Och, and isn't that quare now,
that livin straddle-bug should run away be-
fore he's cooked at all, at ALL the ungreatful
sarpint! St. Patrick presirve me from all
frogs and toads and othc: snakes as long as
| live. And so with this praffis, Pm off:
Dutchman--Minc Cot, wat vuss is here
apout pull vrog! But rl puy mine zour
grout, and then I'll pc off doc, in lesser as no
time.


A FISH Sroay.-The following stovy, In
teresting to the lovers of eel pie, is from the
Boston Morning POST
The late M. Gri=>le.-A very worthy
fisherman by the name of Grizzle was drown
ed some time since, and all search for his
body proved unavailng. After it had been
in the water some months, however, it was
discovered floating upon the surface, and ta-
ken to the shore, whereupon Mr. Smith was
| despatched to convey the Intelligence to the
afflicted widow.


Mr. Smith-Well, Mrs Gfizzle, we have
found Mr. Grizzlies body.


Mrs Grizzle-You don't say so!


MIR S.-Yes we have-the jury has sot on
| ii, and found it full Of eels?


IS Fiji fh11 of eels}c c. ''~',,' II -'~'~ = T.
Mr. S.-Yes it is, and we Want to know
what you will have done with 1t!
Mrs G.--Why, how many eeIs should you
| think there is in him.
Mr. S.-Nhy, about a bushel.
Mrs G.-NelI, then, think you had bet
ter send the eels up to the house and set him
agn.


Observation-Disclosures facts serve to
convince us that the mind cannot well attend
to two or more sensations at the same time.
s'Hold your tongue,'' said Frenchnan,
s:you talk so that l cannot taste my meat .
The Frenchmaa was right; for attention to
sound is not less necessary to full perception
than a healthful state of the organs of sense.
MARRYING BECAUSE THE WEATHER. IS
coLD.--The Philadelphia Ledger advises
bachelors to get married because winter is
upon us. How does he know that they will
be bettered by the change! There is GER
tainty of getting ,ea,ns wife. We sleep
comfortably enough if we sleep alone. There
is no such botheration with us as married men
have-such as your wife bawling out in the
middle Of the night when you enjoying a
sweet dream.


'sJohn! take away your elbow!!''


"James lie further on the other side
You'll have me out of bed"
sJoseph you've kicked the kiver OFF,
Henry! get up you lazy dog, it's day break
''Richard turn out and put on the tea ket-
tie Pa SC. sc.
! Nothing of this kind ever troubles us.
There we lie in little cot, (Which is just
| large enough for one,) with its clean white
sheets spread over our person, tucked COM
fortably in about the sides, and our head
raised 10 dignfied height, by having our
comfortable! W. w;eh wa :ee!!fAt wela ft;ase h1w hdW
instead of here. When we GO to bed, we
never have occasion to exclaim, with the
virtuous, yet selfupbraiding Roman
s'Ne have lost dayw
On the contrary, we stretch our weary
body ou: TO its full length, 1--WE don't curl our
selves up in bed, as vuIgarians do,) and say.
IN a tone of self-satisfaction-


