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Bright Child-' Father, I do wish YOU would send for the doctor.'

 Why so, my child, arc you sick!'

 No. aint exactly sick

 ''Then why do you want the doctor!

 Cause, ! want he should come and feel of my pulse, and tell me whether Pnn tiysd or Is- zy"

 A Tsnder HasbGnd-Ah who know young SniE. kins, know that he married old Miss Betty BlOehis fr ber money; that he cannot touch tll she dies, and ha, he treats her very badly on account of what he calls her unjust6able longevity The oshsr day Mrs. Sniffkins 6ndiDg herself unwel sent for doc. tor. and in the presence of Snkins and the medica man declared her belief that she was psoned,' and that he, (Snifkins.) 'done itr T did nt do it E shouted Snfkins. It's all gammOa-she is at p'i. soned. Prove il. dOctOE-cpea Asr spsa aks spes-Im wiling

 MilleTie adverlises in an eastern paper that @ the world Uin be ds'iroyed ia AprI nszs be hes pso- cured handsome pair Of hOrses and waaon, and is prepared to carry the timid. small pscs. Oss isse ihs coSniTy. Shrewd notion.

 prophet on a small scale has established himsslf at Buffalo, and will doubtless soon collect believers. He speaks in this wise ~ Buffalo will he burnt 0A tbs IO'h OG JanuaTy lS4S a, n o'clock in the morning. Take notice. Given under my Ssal, J. KOburd,"