MACHINE POETRY.
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 And thousands are ruined and thousands are slain Then why. Topers, why will yc longer recline, ln;the arbors of CoeNiAc. or the bowers of WINE7 Why, amid Porter and Cider remain, And bury your reason in SPARKLING CHAMPAIGN. Cold water. cold water for all who are dry. Twill cure kuMMY's aches, twill heal Rummy's" Twill make RnHney' rich, twill make Run,my" Twill make bread to eat, twill make bread 70 sell Come then. ye " Topers." to the cold water FoUNr Where the bright waters eush from the uplfled

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 Q. sip i, all dropping from the rocky bound edee.'' RenS'Ancs willy AIcohoL." by,signine the Pledge.

 kCorning A6Uo. nsods Island.-A majority of the male citizens Of Rhode Island. 2l years of age. have decided in favor of a written Constitution; but the Jresholders agree to it, Before it is adopted. Prubsbyghey have done so

 EDITOR IN TRouBLE.-Kendal, universally noted as the leading editor of the New Orleans Picayune, was taken prisoner with the Santa Fe expedition, and still alive is now prisoner in the mines of Mexico His partners. on being assured of this fact, immedi. nteiy took measures to effect his liberation. and one of them has started for the Mexican capital. No Doubt" sec" said young lady yesterday. ",ha. booksellers advertise blank declarations for sale. l wisip could get one.'' "Why r asked her mother "Becanse Ma, Mir. G-is too med est to ask me to marry him, and perhaps if coue fill blank declaration with the question" he would signi,."

 HoU :to Amass a Pig.-We once called upon our old friend. squire w., who amsng other things show ed us a very fine pig that he had in his s,ye. We asked him how he kept him. Oh, said he, he has but little to eat; he belongs to the woman of the house, who gives him the usual sops. find he is very fond of cracking peas, and give him handful once or twice day to omuse him. Here he threw over generous handful to him, which he cracked in fine style There is nothing better to pigs than shrOw them handful of peas once or twice per day.

 MaiAe Favmsr. TAs An,;-Party.-The Providence Journal says- friend at Washington writes that there is but party predominant in Congress-the An,i-pany. Be the question bank. sHbireasury, or exchequer; Ty. Ter. Webster. or Clay; men or measures; the anti. party will outnumber the other. Every thing is Op. posed. and nothing can claim majority. Insueh a state Of things. R s essiss to predict whs, will not, than what viii be done.''

 A young gentleman who resides in the viciaity of Amsterdam was fined esOo and eos,s of suit in Fon. ds. few days for taking rather sbsupsy kss G0m young la6y without as much a saying wi.h your leave. ."-SeAoAaFis Rep.

 RandolpA's wGu.-Ths has been decided, and the Slasss arc se s s reported shss they ssO Co 60 to Canada og Liberia.

 The Michigan Heqse of Representatives. by. . lsEss maiaFiey, have decided in Gavog ce compendium sil wOiks q inisFasl improvement ior ths pssssnt.