From ike Hars|ord Courier.
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CHATTER ON BUSTIES!

 l Come Hustle! Busfle' saddle Whtc SGrrry!" :" l MR EDIToR.-When Shakespeare wrote the above, think you that he with prophetic eye the future Think you lie saw the Goddess of Justice as we be- held her from the lofty emnence of the State House cupola las. Sabbath adorned as bride for the bri. dal." with one of these appendages of day? Had he seen what our eyes beheld, he would have added 10 his wreath of fame new laurels

 "BUsrLE!"-I love the word "bustle." Look at our he that is trying for office. mark what a busfle he makes in the world Iris in. deed true he wears after the fashion of the day. behind, but boldly in front. His hustle he loves And then, look the soldier his life is one continual bus fle In the camp duty, ts all Jmstle-ei,her the sourd of drums or the clang of arms is bu: hustle A Look slso a; the school boy; is he not always in a hustle? Why-"A the worlds bustle," and none but stoic can hate the name or the article! | Well, since 90 much depends on Lusaes, why not allow the ladies God bless them {, little 6usle ?-

 lis true, some of the corps editorial have come out against r-but better had it been were they corps.ss ere they had attacked sacred an appendace of mo- dern dress! Again say. love "bus,le" "-',is the 6ena ideal of beauty and poety-and for this reason v fairer portion of creation, wish 10 enter the field as ! did the chivalric knights of old. Would that the days of ehivalry were past, that might throw down my bustIe-I beg pardon-eauntet in favor of my hearts Idol It is the highest point of my ambi- ton to die for what they esteem the most! o for bustle-pen. mean-and thoughts of fire. that might write to thy praises !-hat might witIicr thy opponents with glance of indignation. Orpheus struck his Tyre to 60 ex 1lted theme as this Shakespeare alone has written about it and he was | truly poeti

 These remarks are drawn out by the questinn, "WhO fixed that bustie 7'' "Ay, there's the rub !'' Better had he never been born than he did fnr rdicule! May his nights be sleepless! May horrid visions of bustes haunt his bed. May dreams Of woe hurry him to that land where the ladies never come Let him beware of me. But feel that ts is super. fuous He Exed il for this purpose-io show his ex- aed venera,ion for the aicle-to show his hgA esti- nation of my idol.

 do not write 70 tire your patence-so will close with the author began with: A HUSTLE a BUsrLE 1. My kingdom for HUSTLE" "flad the Indies for my dover, Or could sing like Henry Russell. In praises Of LADY's BUsTLE!"

 .. MELTON BOrrO~iag Bob;es.-All owners Of interesting cliI- dren will be amused by the following from the Boston Daily American. A gentleman and lady ef that city were blessed with beaaiful child of about year old which attracted % much attention from the neigh borg, that the young ladies opposite frequently sent over Co borrow the baby Aher being obliged 10 l send fnr the child several times Mr-, on coming home dinner. gOt out of temper in finding gone as usual 'Hess Jane. said he, go over SO the Misses - and get the baby give them nay compIimsnts. and tell them wish they'd get baby of their own, and not bs obliged to bMrOwr

 The Odd Fellows in England the past year, it s said, have disbursed over q, 10000,