ADVICE TO suNDRY PEOPLE.
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| When you feel your passions rising never con-
fine or suppress them. How many boilers have
been bursted by too close an imprisonment Of
their contents.


| Always proclaim the faults of others. There


should be no secrets in a republican government.
| Never give up your opinion though you know
you are wrong; it shows that you have no inde-
Ipendence.


Whenever you attack your neighbor's charac-
ter, do it behind his back, so as not to wound his
feelings.


Make it rule to keep company with rogues
and rascals, and then if you should be prosecuted
for an offence you have committed, and your
comrades should be called as witnesses against
you, no body will believe them and you'll get
clear.


Never forgive an injury. The power of par
doning belongs to the government.
When you have done an act of charity publish
it to others, SO that they may do SO too.
Never pay your debts, it is unconstitutional;


for payments impress the obligation OF contract
and even the Legislature has no power to do
that


Temperance is great virtue; therefore always
be moderate in the use of ardent spirits. Six


glasses Of sling before breakfast is as good as
a thousand.


When you are at church, 60 to sleep. Sunday
lS d udy OI rest
If secret has been committed to You to keep,


take special care to keep it safely; and it may
be well for cautions sake, to get one or two


to help you.


And as woman is called the sweaker-vessel,' :
she should have half a dozen to help her.
Neversweep your parlor--it makes confound-
ed dust.


Never brush down a cobweb, it is part of a
spiders dwelling house, and Of course his castle.
Life is short, and as things are now managed,
la woman's work is never done; she must there
fore work double tides; that is, she should talk
and laugh at the same time. Years of life may
be saved.


When you are in company and can find no.
thing to say, you may do your part by singing
and whistling to yourself


In telling story, season it with laughter as
you GO on, and give notice when you have done, so
that others may know when to join in the laugh.
Some people sigh in the old fashion way; and
some give long sigh through the nose. The
former mode occasions much wear and tear Of
the heart, and the latter saves the wear and tear
of the pocket handkerchiefs.- Trans.