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meat drest in every mans cellar lyes his
beere; and the best mems purses keep a
penny for him to spend
The following advertisement was cut
from an old paper in which it actually ap-
peared, and as it affords an amusing speci-
men of ankee wit, we think it will bear a
republication.
To be sold by


NICHOLAS BRANCH,
AT His Refractory, west end of the bridge,
Providence,


SOLID ARGUMENTS.


Consisting of
Bread, Butter, Cheese, Ham Eggs, Salmon,


Oysieis, &c.


AGrrATIoNs,
Cider, Vinegar, salt, Pickles, Sweet Oil &c.


GRIEVANCES,
Pepper-sauce, Mustard Black pepper,


Cayenne.


PUNIsHMENTs,
Wine, Brandy, Gin, Spirits, ,Bitters, Porter.


suPERFLUITIEs,


Snnff, Tobacco, and Cigars
N. B. Any Of the above articles to be
exchanged for


NEcEssARIEs, viz:
French Crowns, Spanish dollars, Pista-
reens, Cents or Bank Bills.
/ Credit given for payments, 90, so, and
80 seconds, or as long as man can hold
his breath.