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The Nan with The Nose.-We have seen the
mineral nose described by Dr. Smith in the Med-
cal Journal-and are free to confess that the ex-
cellence Of this singular species of nasal prot,l-
berance, the entire absence of which causes one
to look rather queer, has not been overrated.
We agree with the editor of the Nantucket In
quirer, that DR.. Harwood is entitled to an homo
rary degree from Brazen Nose College! The
nose is fastened firmly to pair of spectacles, and
may be removed at pleasure. Such a nose is con-
venient on more accounts than one--if an i'll
hammered fellow threatens to pull it, all you have
to do is to put it quietly into your pocket, and
defy him to do his worst. The metallic nose
should be made trumpetform, SO that it might
be blowed to advantage. Journal.