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A NEWSPAPER is bill of fare, con-
tanning variety of dishes suited to the
different tastes and appetites of those who
sit down at entertainment.


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ateable to almost every one. Those who
prefer them choose those from France [or
Spain Or Greece. Electionecring is ue'
nison. Congress news is stuffed meats,
Essays, humorous, speculative, moral and
divine are fine boiled dish, where, BY
a happy commixture in the use of bread
meat and Vegetables, II diet is obtained,
nutritive, pleasant and healthy. Shit
news is glass Of grog at eleven. Poetrg'
is custard. Marriages are saoeetmeae.
Ballads and love dities, plumb pudding r
Anecdotes, conundrums and epigrams aIe
spice and mustard. Sometimes here CO =
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