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An Trishman in America once wrote to his
father in Ireland, thus:


Dear Father--i wish you would come and
settle in this place, for your business is much
better here than it is where yon are; and be-
sides, dare say you would soon get TO be
colonel, justice of the reace, a member OF the
legislature, or constable, for in this country
they have mighty mean men to ill these oilces.''
In the time OF Richard III. the dandies wore
shoes so much turned up before that Legislative
interference was necessary to prevent them
Kicking each others eyes out.


Organizing the Miiitia A militia captain
of one of the northern states, during the late
war, being told that regiment VA. 10 be or
ganized for some special service, excialmsd~-
/" The darued fools, they'd better stick TO the
drum and fife than to so to She expense OF buy
ing organs.