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Taking The Flaps Om.-" Cd Dentatus " drop.
ped in upon US yesterday, with smile all over
his face" Says he,


"''ve go: such good one ! don't know but
that ought give it to the american, but, somehow
or other, you do all the fun for the people," !


We expressed, very seriously, our sense Of tho
compliment, when the veteran gave US the follow.
ing story:


jolly Democrat in town, not having the fear
of foreigners before his eyes, a short timo since;
took an Irish apprentice into his carpenter shop.
The youth was toerably Industrious, anxious 10
please, and followed instructions, the first day, to
the very letter; thereby growing at once, in trust
and favor. The next day his boss being called
abroad, orders we're left with Phelim 10 collect and
sharpen all the tools, and particularly, in case Of
adns, to grind and remove them.


The apprentice was busy, of course, and, on
his masters return, he made rather self.satisfi.
ed display of his work. There where hatchets,
chisels, plains, &C., in any number, all right; but
the man was amazed to see, piled together, mum.
Der of new and formidable looking psapons, for
all the world like beaten out broadswords.


What, in the name of goodness, are these."
was the enquiry.


and its all day that I've been at them, too. seeing
fis 'Hf'uetef give nsiduen gasp. "Why, yoy'e
not been at the saus ?" said he.


by dad, have, thin, and its share yourself
wild them you may, immajenty."


"What groanI them smoothl" screamed tho
carpenter.


IL Didn't you tell me to take all the aaps out,
and sure they were hacksd from one end to the
other." af...a


1t is only necessary to add, that PheIim barely
cd 4
ter, that very evening, joined the '.Naiire Associ.
ation"