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Scarcity of Walters One Of the, best things
we have stumbled upon lately is the following


g A gentlemen dining at fashionable hotel
where servants were few and far between dispatch
ed lad among them for a cut of beef After a
very long time the lad returned and placed the beef
before the faint and hungry gentleman"


Are you," said the gentleman, " The lad who
took away my plate for this beef7''


Yes, sir" ''a ai 1t.t# s'.F's9'st. .a' efha


Bless mel resumed the hungry vii, 's10ad yo,t
harc groom since" IS, q 80.


Pretty Good A correspondent OF the Inde-,
pendent Monitor, (Tuscaloosa,) who lately visited
Washington City, objects to the nudity ofdhe In-a
dian girl in Persico's group representing theIIahd
ing Of Columbus. d. - hEg


This reminds US, says the State Journal and
Flag: of the old maid who, after reading the ac-
count of the gallant rescue or Miss OnsIow from
the wreck of the Pulaski, by Mr. Ridge, to
whom she was afterwards married, and brought
a fortune of 100000, remarked that Miss Onslaw
might be very pretty and greatiheiress but for
her own part she had rather be drowned any time
than be saved by sitting alone on piece of tho
wreck, with young man, in her night 9gos6n! .


Very much like the Monitors critic was the
bashfuI young man who lately took some ladies' 10
see Powers beautiful statue of our first mother.
Seeing her Standing before them as large as lifel
and taosee natural, he blushed Immediately, and,
turning to the ladies, said hastily Ys 1di rsiu


We've called 10 early. She's not dressed yet
Let's Eueaeuate." s3 ~ SaiA1..a tei .