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BAD THINGs.-An unfaithful lover, a dirty
cook, smoky house, a perpetual scold, an
aching tooth, an undutiful child, an improve
dent servant, an Incorporate parent, husband,
or wife, an incessant talker, a first rate appe-
tite and nothing to eat, hog that breaks
through enclosures, dull shaving razor, bugs
in bed-chamber, and dandy.


TRuE.-You may talk of the bonds of affec-
tion, the ties of friendship, and all that, says
KrantZ, but know Of no stronger attachment
than that which sheriff enterlains for a poor
debtor who can't fork up.


Who are laboring most zealously, faithfully,
actively, and efficiently, the rumsellers in a
bad cause, or the teetotalers in good one?


Magnanimity and courage are inseparable.
He who shows want of magnanimity to-
wards his opponent, may be put down cow
ard, and regarded as afraid of him.


Those great actions whose lustre dazzles
us, are represented by politicians as the effects
of deep design; whereas they are commonly
the effects Of caprice and fashion.


Where there is emulation, there will be
vanity; where there is vanity, there will be
folly. ...#.,.


"ld have you know, Mrs. Stalker, that my
uncle was 5annister of the law"


GA fig for your bannister," retorted Mrs.
Grub, turning up her nose and putting her arms
akimbo, "hav'nt a cousin as is corridor in
the navy?"


Men of the noblest dispositions think them
selves the happiest when others share with
them in their happiness.


Different Forms.--An old lady said her hus-
band was very fond Of peaches, and that was
his only fault.


"Fault, madam? :" said one, show can you
call that fault 2"


"Why, because there are different ways Of
eating them. My husband takes them in the
form Of Brandy"