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MurISY on COAL BoAT.-A most fragrant
breach OF nautical discipline occurred on ono OF these
graceful crafts on Tuesday |, appears the vessel was
drawn up the landing as possible, for the par
pose of discharging freight into The carts driven out or
the purpose One OF the carmen contracted tor load
and the Captain directed the gentleman who discharges
the duties of first and to assist in throwing in
the load That individual not only declined doing So but
politely requested the Captain 10 go TO the Devil In
stead Of complying that dgnary shyed reasonably
sized chunk Of coal his refractory officers head
regular cannonade then commenced which ended In the
commandant being driven from his own quarterback:
ne took the water, literally and made his escape
The afair finally compromised-to save the time OF
u s. Court-by the defeated party treating to whisky
and There several other boats lying along
side, which might have checked the muny by few
broadsdes of coal stones but unfortunately the crews
were not on board TO man the guns.


Pittsburgh Spirit of the Age.