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hs- The Bostonis ms have failed 10 authorize the
p!aa of supplying their City with Water submitted
for their approval or rejection bu, they have had
any quantity of fun, and will obtain the water after
ALL The following capital squib is from the Boston
Courier


Examination OF Candidate for " ater Commits


s,oner.-Fun oil round.
Mark ne-now will raise the waters. Rer. Of Venice
@. Are you in favor of pure soft water!
Il. am in favor OF whatsoever things are pure.
@. What water can be brought into the city sue
ceesfnlly?


H. Any that will run down hill.


g. But suppose the OF Taunton!
II. II might be reinforced.


g. Do the people of Boston lack water
4. know many who cannot boast Of clean
hands.


O. Where is the want chiefly felt!


A. Among the "great unwashed."


O. How many straddling bugs to the bucket full
does the water Of Long Pond contain
H. Just enough to make II lively drink.
g. What do you think of the tadpoles in Mother
Brook


a. Tina, they may turn to croakers in time:
9. What animacules are TO be discovered in the
water of the Boston wells!


H. Chiefly dead cats.


9. Are they numerous!


a Almost as numerous as the pamphlets on the
water question.


q. What proportion oil cat wohld Il chemical
analysis of the Boston water exhibit 7
Il. | cannot say, but 1t Is estimated that their
united tails would reach the length Of the proposed
aqueduct.


g. Do you think single Gated well affords wa
ter superior to one pretty well "stodged" with
those animals!


H. In general. think il is not desirable that
water for nice drinking should taste too strongly
of cat


g. Can you explaiR the reason why the water OF
Charles River is less catty now than formerly
n. II is supposed TO have some connection with
the increased manufacture of saus ,ges.
g. What is your opinion Of hard drinking =
d. Sitting on a rock and swallowing cold water
g. What corporation bids the fairest TO bring
certain and constant supply of water into the city ?
d The corporation of milkmen.