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Ettiquette. The Yankee out West who recent
ly wrote homo to his mother that he had seen
live ~. Hoosler, has sent her another episiIe on
Western etiquette. Here il is:


I" Western people go their death on etiquette
You can't tell man here that he lies, as You
can down east, without fighting. A few days ago,
men was telling two of his neighbours in my
hearing pretty large story. Says I, stranger,
that's whapperP Says he, lay there strau-
gerP And in twinkling Of an eye, found
myself in the ditch, perfect quadruped the worse
of wear and tear. Upon another occasion, says
to man never saw before, ss a woman pas
sed him. that isn't a specimen Of your western
women is it 2 Says he, 'you are afraid Of the
fever and ague, stranger, ant your Very much,
says !. Well replied he, that lady is. my wife.
and if you don't apologize in two minutes, by The
honor of gentleman / swear that these two pls-
tos,' which he held cooked in his hands, shall
cure you of the disorder entirely--so don't fear
strangerP SO kneit down and apotogised I
admire the western country much but curse me
ifI can stand so much eltiqnettc il always talsca
me so unawares. Chicago Democrat