American Notion of Aristocratic BE


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in Philadelphia, gives the following curious informa
ton his brother Republicans TO the characers-
ties of Aristocracy:-


| have in my travels heard great deal said one
time and another about Aristocracy; and have
people who talked very much against 1t, and yet could
not tell exactly what it is. Now, / have never
been an Aristocrat myself, and viii never be so if
can help it, shall be glad to give some notions Of
what the symptoms and character Of this so much
dreaded monster.


While was travelling, some years ago, in the mid
die and back parts Of the State of Pennsylvania came
night to inn with another traveller, and after
supper, we were both put into large room contain
ing three beds. We hsd just got into them when a
very decent looking young man came up, with can
die in his hand, and began TO undress himself at the
side of the third should have mentioned that it was
of Saturday night.


Well, when the young man had undressed himself
he put the Highland then, taking has shirt Of got
into bed We could see this by the moon, which was
shining quite bright at the time My fellow-traveler
bad shown even during supper, that he liked TO have
his own way, and did not much for anybody's
convenience interfering with his Perhaps / am "a
ther unchartable In this matter, however, for upon
rejecting, don't believe he thought about any
else at all.


Well, as soon as the young man had covered him.
SELF with the bed clothes, my fellow traveller called
out in very loud and domineering manner, 80 Are
you going to sleep without your shirt :" no answer
was given he cried out again very boiserouslv, (or
he than six feet high, and thick in proper
pOrtion,) DO you intend to sleep in the with
your shirt, sir - shall do like was the
answer now. I'm be- if you do" says the other
g get up and put on your shirt or III put you out
Of the room." With that he threw of his legs
out within the sight of the young who might
have specimen of the force with which he threat
ened. I" Its very hard case" says the young man,
g that can't please myself in matter that
nobody else" But the other persisted that it did
Germ him to have any body sleep In the same room with
/ m baxi At las he
stated that he had come thus far visit TO his sweet
heart, whom he should see next morning-and know
ing; as it seemed, that he should have chance In
resisting his huge adversary, he entreaed favor,
that he might be permitted reserve his shirt for SER
vice next day. was much moved by this plea, and
the tone OF humble entreaty-but the effeciua hard
hearted man not touched at all-and the poor
young fellow actually obliged to his shirt
all night.


think NJ. Editor, that this was real piece of
Aristocratic behavior.


Yours, respectfully, PETER SIMPLE, Jr.


In Aristocratics it is first principle that "a what is
yours is mine, and what is mine is my own,' and ac-
cordingy, that in doing what they will with their own
they do what they will with the rights and property of
others Our Duke of Newcastle or Lord Exeter would
regulate the voice of any man in their power, as the
bully in the above story regulated the covering but
Arlstocracy does this thing more completely IN Eng
land. As Jonathan Wild would say, g 1t knows
better trick than that of making sleep in his
shirt whether he likes it not; in England it strips
him of his shirt for the maintenance Of those in pur-
pie and fine linen.


The publication from which the above Characteristic
anecdOte is copied, bears the Of the Dollar Ma
gazne though of the class the periodical which
in ostentatous England is humbly called the Penny
Magazine. In frugal America, where there is a PEN
ny President there Is Dollar Magazine, and where
there IS Dollar King there Is Penny Magazine.
The name of a Dollar Magazine would scare our peo-
pie from any publication. The Americans can bear
the idea Of such disbursement in lump, bnt, the
other hand, they would take fright at the thought of
Crown Magistrate. They had him once, and inss-
ted on change.


A JUICE PUzzLED.-A Western Judge, or Justice of
the Peace, recently thus bothered by of the
half wild vagrants of the blckwoods who was brought
up with an empty whisky bottle in his personal
custody.


so, sir, you're there said the Justice


DO you always the truth that!'
was the reply


Silence, sir where do you come 'front.'


You'll be smart if keep silent, and you find out


Don't be impudent, sir; what Is your occupation 7!


Look here Judge I'll tell you one thing, and 1
want to do it respectfully.


We'll, sir


You're id impudent yourself


Have you an occupation!'


Reckon


'What is it!


Bet you pint o'whisky can tell what yours is


DO you mean to satisfy mel?


Certainly squire! What'll you have!


1T is necessary that you should understand that
order and peace are necessary in society. Whatever
wild freedom you may find in the woods you now
here in community of law, and quiet submission will
evnce a wisdom your part


Squire, should like 10 understand you, but you're
too big for me. Just say about it and let's
90 and take drink


Il never drink


'Whatr


Never, SIR


You dont!


NO sir


'Sir, bid you good morning. 1 have no desire for
any farther acquaintance with you. Wooh! I'm
a coming and the backwoOdsman broke out of court.


THE G1KLs.-The editor of the Portland Express,
In discoursing upon early rising, speaks thus
''Up with you Don't sleep away this beautiful
morning Mary, Helen, Elizabeth, Louisa, Lucre-
tia Margaret, Harriet Charlotte, Julia, Sarah, Kate
Cornelia, Jane, Caroline, Adeline, Amelia and all
the lazy girls, arOuse-Wake up-rise and see the
shine, and brush away the dew from the beauti-
full grass. You not only lose the best portion of the
day, while you lmger in bed, but you depress your
spirits and contract sluggish habits. What if you
are sleepy! Jump out of bed-fy round-stir about,
and In few moments you will be bright as larks
We wouldn't give straw for girls that won't get up
early IN the morning. What are they good for La
zy, dumpish creatures-they are not fit for wives or
companions. Our advice to young men who are look
ing out for wives, would be-neyer select female
who dozes away the precious morning hours. She
may be helP-eat, but never a help-meet-''


BoTANV FOR THE MILLION. What part of plant
in vegetating, Z" shoots - best!


The Pista of course.
How would you raise fencei
BY stripping off my coat. and seIzing the foils.
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