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QUESTIONS AND ANswERs.-Q. What is mu- sicl

 A. An essential of feminine education, which has a tendency render the hands unfit for any useful employment. Q. What IS a musicianf

 A. One who understands music and-nothing else "a member of predatory bandiiti, famous for prey ing on the vitals of society and cats. e. What piano forte3

 A. Almost as bad as parrot. N. B.-Ihs IS private joke, and of significant to any but the un- derstanders.

 c. What is a bar?

 A. A difficult place to get over on a cruise. c. What is n bar rest

 A. The ntermis sion al Niblo's. Q. When may musician be said to compose hmselfq

 A. When he gives himself aiis. 0. What is time?

 A. The precise period when note should be talk en up.

 Q. What graces? ... A. The three days after, allowed by law. o. What is an organist?

 A. pipe-stopper.

 e. Where would you be most likely to find a slave?

 A. In barrel organ.

 O. How would you insure an elevate stylef A. Pitch it high.

 c State the difference between lingering the pl- ano and lingering the hat.

 A. In one case you count four, in the hat case. ten.

 O. Wbat IS hatl

 A. Almost natural, if not quite.-[The Jeste r