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q II you want your son not TO fall in love
with any splendiierous gal, praise her up
TO the skies, call her an angel, say she is
whole team and horse to spare, and all
that. The moment The critier sees her, he
is little disappointed, and says: swell,
she is handsome that's fact; but she's not
50 rery everlastin' purity, arter all" Then
he criticises her. "Her foot is too thick
in the iusep; her mouth is too little; she
has too much aifsctalion; she rouges," and
SO on; and the more you praise her, the
more you oppose him the more he abuses
her, till he swears she is misrepresented,
and aint handsome al all. Say nothing 10
him, and he is perfect spooney--over
head and ears 10 minute. Hs sees all
beauties and no defects, and is for walk;n'
into her affections at once. Nothin' dama-
ges a gal, preacher, or a lake like over
praise. A boss is the only thing 10 naslr'
that's helped by iI.' Sam SLICK.