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From Cruikshank's Table Book for october.1
ro XII easx IRON the Rhine and count my
stream as the most sensible thing have done since


Not but that the Rhine is tolerably we'll in ts vax
On the contrary very respectable kind river
pessosBy in hue perhaps but not so decidedly drab


You will lots OF castles one of thsm apnsar


ing the twin brother of the last The grey stone;
tower the same or nearly the same wonderful legend
berg Happy thing L that % old snsas


don't know the slang Of chivary for places for the
Climbing up there to % Sinn.r !' Terribs But think Of
coming down after dinner Mercy on us There could


ss9 IN os Hs of
vinegar losing its right mind and turning sws.tish
asked for Johannshberger and got sort Of educated
the bottle


left the Rhine to its own devices and plunged boldly
into Germany mean the real Germany the unaduter
ted Germany the sourkraut eating charcoal burning,
Msngo Germany w.s nearly starved
no respect for CaPperton and Bruce after what came
through cant eat soup whicn is no SOUP but Sny
grease can't eat sliced turnp popped raw into melted
butter and sugar can't eat Souih boiled to atters after
pears preserved in sugar; can't eat nasty cannibaI
looking pike after the 5ou can't made ths
cook knows how, out of nobody knows what But 1
made shift-hungsr is sharp-and then, think Of it
weep over it-just every day as managed to spoil
good appetite BY ooaxng it with OF the least worst
OF these conglomerafed scraps of chaotic cookery-o
and behold in would and poulet and fiesn-
deau all very toerabe, but never, oh never did they



to attack them.


Did any one ever understand German money Did
any fathom the mysteries of kreutzsrs penn-
ings, and greschen defy Babbages Calculating Ma
chine to make anything of those hord little scntillas OF
selves quite tho dark the matter you
Change thaler and contemplate in mute despair the
use to any even the owner AS distinguish
ing the silver from the copper tine thing out Of the
things which look like silver copper and uiee
rersa You had better act strictly upon this principle
make tn. right The spots upon the coinage
curious, studies of metallic cuaneous disease. You will
somebody's purse and that the whole of the unhappy pa


snts have been consigned overto The best thing
throw it away This sim process obvistes many in
conveaencss For example, you have bssn trea:uring
have been distributing he poor all the most rs.c.y
nicely absck The dirty shabby money is the only por
ton Of any real valus the genemany coins are only
that they have some odd theoretical valaebu what is
the worth OF coin when nobody will give you anything
for any real good will DO you t.
you can bring home, and sell to any purbnd old
pire-of course that is quite another affair Do SO, if
you can: Not that with all my contempt for change
quite altered being. 1t is said to be wise child that
knows its own father but it must bs wise father who
knows his own child when transmogrihed in appear
ance and habits by tour in Germany.


| have been told that there is word in German for





to deceive. rather liked the way the mail always came
in 1t used to pass my window at hand walk. It had
quito same 1t distributed its isvors pretty equally
over all They had delicious way too OF harnessing
rupeds pulling, and halfa-dozen true, on my word
OF honor-atached behind At first thought that the
to urge heavy train up an Incline and rather admired
the novelty of the thing Presently however ascer-
horses left at the last posting house They made
fast to the diligence BY lonsknotted brides and as in
nine Of ten they were much more fitted Tor
standing still than going ahead the result was that they
pulled backprobably IN the ratio OF three out seven
difference of being the amount OF propulsive power
employed The speed attained is consequently not re
live chespy in Germany for week. you had better take
place in the diligence Tor couple OF hundred miles
when you will lind your object SO far as lodging
goes, perfectly accomplished.


OF course you can't go TO bedbut that is an advan-
is i.tsligibe, hut another above him is quite diff
erent thing In Germany there two things besides
beds The former the most industrious OF their race
tho latter the most downy. never got between the
princes smothered in the tower But should like to see
anybody try 10 smother German They are unsmo-
therabe What with The tobacco smoke and the choky
stove and unopening windows course o,ranng hsy go
through fresh air is an article in no requestat all Put
big receiver the Fadsrand, exhaust the atmos-
phere and horrify nature with vacuum-the Germans
would not care one whit


amy man be 6iase of dinners he eat-beds he can
sleep inair he breathe incoaches which Will go,
and horses which will trot-let him put himself IN
steamer bound for the Rhine thence put himssfn dill
gence bound for some place couple of hundred miles
rom the Rhine, and the word Of gentleman for it,
he will home sadder and wiser, and thinner
man.


TO render his misery complete let him arrive at Dover
when the pier is unapproachable let him land IN small
boat squally day. let him be made very Ill by The
motion little craft ard let him begin to cast up
expenses which his trip to the Rhine may have put
him TO When he sees the waves running high he may
remember that for the expenses OF his family home
he owes bills that may be as difficult to settle as the


From London paper Oct ~


1t must, indeed, be admitted, that there had been
whole of the French Revolution
/ chain OF very remarkable condolences with cor
esponding events in English history which we have
worth while to exhibit clearly in the following
synopsis: -. ~,
rhe long Parliament The National Assembly
Zig hit to the Isle of Wight. Flight to Varennes.
Trial ard execution. Trial and execution.
ernment by the parlia Government by the conven
ment uon
Cromwell. Buonaparte.
sxpels the parliament Expes the Councils.
Military despotsm. Nlihtary desPotism
RichardC ell set aside Napoleon H. set aside.
ssoration of Charles H. Restoration OF Louis XVIII.
Amnesty to all but regi- Amnes'y 70 all Out resi-
popish and Ryehouse plots conspiraces of Beron Bo


ries SC.
Jnpopuarity Of the Duke unpopularity Of Count d.
OF York. ArtoIs.
fear of the Jesuits. rear Oh tne Jesults
lanes IT,, late Kings bro Charles X, late Kings bro
ther ther.
suspected birth Suspected birth of Duke of
tender Bordeaux
influence OF the Jesuts Influence of the Jesuts.
10y al declaration of indul- Royal ordinances
gcnce. .


onye ntion Parliament Meeting Of the dissolved


Chamber.


light and abdication of the Flight and abdicaton of
King the KING.
.xpulsion OF him and his Expulsion of him and his
family. family.
hey take refuge in France. They take refuge Eng


land.


And finally both revolutions arrived at the same den
caI resul-the calling to the vacant throne the late
ling being the next male heir after the sbdica
ing family.
These leading condolences, and some collateral ones
90 complicated for synopsis are very curious and at
IL h4tf fhaya areQ