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"Mark me,-now will raise the waiers"-t Merchant 0 Veuice.l

 EXAMINATION OF CANDIDATE FOR WATER CoAmIssIoNER.-Q. Are you in favor pure sof water?

 A. am in favor of whatsoever things are pure O. What water can be brough, into the city sue cessfuiIy?

 A. Any that will run down hill.

 c. But suppose the ease of Taunton1

 A. It might be reinforced.

 c. Do the people of Boston lack water1

 A. know many who cannot boast oi clean hands, 0. Where is the want chiefly feltl

 A. Among the ''grra, uuwasied." c. How many sIraddiing bugs to the bucket ful does the water of LoIg Pond contain9 .lf' A. Just enough to make il l,vely drink.

 c What do you thnk of the iad poles in Mother Brook?

 A. That tfey may turn 10 eroakers in tune.

 c. What animncule are to be discovered in the water of lhp Boston we'lsl

 A. Chiefly dead cats.

 C. Are they numerous9

 A. Almost as numerous the pamphlets on the water question.

 O, What portion of cat would d chemical andy sis of the Boston water exhibit?

 A. cannot sny, hui ii is estimated that their united tails would reach the length of the proposed alueduci.

 a. D., you think sing e-ca,ted wellahords wa. ter superior to pretty well 'stodged" with those animals?

 A. In general, think it is not desirable that water for nice drinking shouiI taste too strongly of cat.

 o. Can you explain the reason why the water of Charles River is less catty now than formeriyf A. It is supposed to have some connexion with the increased manufacture of Sausages.

 0. What is your definition of "hard drinking?" A. Sitting on a rock and swallowing cold water. c. What corporation bids the iairesi to bring certain and constant supply of water into the city? A. The corporation of milk-mea. .-LB Boston Cou- rier.