{"newspaper_name": "The Port-Gibson correspondent.", "edition": "01", "page": "pNone", "byline": ""}
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Somebody is down on doctors
badly! Hear him:


If modern physicians, instead
Of wasting their time in chatting
and Joking with their friends, en-
pIoyed it in reading, learning,
examining, seeking, digesting.
and searching to the bottom the
secrets Of their art, in testing re-
ceIpts; if they treated patients as
they treat themselves; if they
did not make any difference be-
tween the grandees and the peo-
pie; if they evinced circumspec-
ton and vigilance in their at
tendance; they would see direct
" that the remedies which they
employ are the proper remedies
the effect would be seen imme-
diateIy in all the patients limbs
and there would be few prescrlp'
tons that would not succeed.


MARRIAGE Il know young lady
not very young now, indeed, who TO my
certain knowledge, has refused nine Of.
fers.


One, because the gentleman could no
keep carriage.


Another, because he knew nothing 0
the French language.


"A third, because he knew nothing o
the Italian opera.


A fourth, because he stopped on hi
shoulders.


A fifth, because his fortune was no
large enough.


4 sixth, because he was an incorrigi.
bic tobacco chewer.


A seventh, because he was a trades
man.


The eighth, was too bashfuI in com
pany.


The ninth, because he wore spectacles