VAN BUREN, SATURDAY, NOVEMBER 1. 1915
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We'll" Essays be-" that's nice, hear any thing
of that painser-why reckon we did; and that's
just tho biggest painter tha, erer r0s whelped.


How doyou know-dId you sec it!


"Oh We, din'l see it-but reckon as how We
heorn II, and it made the all-screumenesl kind Of
a noise"


| Was YOU much skeered over horel


"We want We" Many nearly wen, into fits
they say, when she first hearn II; andl thought !
should -, was at least a quarter from the
house, and two fences between. Tho stock was
>keered some oo--thar was no Citing in the house
for EN-, but low lhaI aint much danger now, for
| guess you've run him off to tailor timber.
! Il raylher guess lis off, myself, SO III go
homc--hero Bringer--here Turk--here! here!!
hcre.!! and TUNED to ride up the bank, followed
by my motley crew, when just then sch-rr.rr.r
Il looked round wid-the "caltrr' was milling
the lasteSt, with his shrt.Ial standing out the
strightest-the cry was right out Of the swamp,
not three hundred yards of, aud in bulged, but
it war'nt no use, couldn't diShivcr any painter,
high nor low. When We got back 10 the ferry !
hcarn steamboat coming, SO determined to wait
and stand treat. We got down and hchGd our
crl!turs--the boat come putting slowly up--S.uck
her hose IN the bank, made fast, and then that
durh'd paInlGragIn-snap went the brdlcs-away

went our -wo.--wol-wol--no use--hu.
man ears couldn't stand it, no more could bruies.
starred some, but din't star much as | swore,
and dIntswear nigh as much as was wrolhy--
ycs-by the living thunder, tho painter had been
hunting all night, all the morning, the painter
had got my face hands, and legs barkcd and
scratched for, was nothing more, nor less, than
some new tangled fixin of the Steam Boat Guide.
which her burned ngnecr had been 'musing him.
self with, to the terrifcation Of the folks, stock
and varmintS of tho pint. | seed how l'de been
fooled, and in course felt awfuIIy rilod, and when
the durn'd noise sorter Stacked enough to ota feI.
icr hear himself think, just tod lhu. Captain if
he didn't treat mo, and my crow, l'do tako his
dug.oH and turn her wrong-sIde-out lie did
what was genceI, and We footed i, homo for want
of nags. Now wasn't lnonstrously bad fooled,
but that war'nt what plagued Inc most, for Just as
certain as met any one artcr that, was just as
certain to be axed if had treed that painter get;
an! :.cy 20; ii the way of tahiuy out, just as
II they had secret 10 tell, and then whisper, loud
enough though, for all 10 hear, shave you treed
that painter yeti"- Durn EN-, say--l stood i, as
long us could, and then took the house, and this
is the first time I've been abroad t or three weeks"


In explanation. it is only necessary TO state,
that the Guide" was the first Steamer that ever
na'lglled our waters with Il iog-whistle attached
lo her engine. S.