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Thu Complaints Of Fasaion--An attempted Elops-
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Tho Complaints af Fashion--An attempted Elops-


ment-Lts RssMt-Monss and Medicine


The limited arrangements for the reception OF
visitors AT these springs Is much complained of, and
many persons have been obliged TO leave imme
diately after their arrival, for the want of suitable
accommodations for themselves and friends. Ths
IS decidedly wrong, and we hope that the interval
between the return of another season, will be eHl-
poyed by those whose interest it is in removing the
evil We do not DESIRE however, this place TO be-
come popular In the that other watering places
are. Already complaints are made by wel-bred
people, who have been in the habit Of resorting 10
particular Springs tor years. that they have become
absolutely intolerabe on account Of the mixed So
ciety, which IS drawn together by the glitter of
fashion, or the prospect OF successful adventure
He who has fled tor short respite to the retirement
OF the country, OF course does not wish TO have i'm
posed upon him the transported essences OF every
Impurlty from the city, no matter how gtterng the
labels In which they may be hawked about. As
yet there is very little annoyance OF this kind To be
be met with here. The company is too small for
vugarity to 90 abroad unnotIced and individuality
not lost in the hurry scurry OF fashionable
ments. Therefore, we say TO all disguised $ snob-
berry," keep aloof, for you have chance OF ming
ling your base elements with the reilnements OF your
betters and whether you be barber's clerk, or a
tailor, Park Row politician, or the 'boots" of a
Broadway hotel your righteousness is certain to be
detected


Among the recent gossip, have picked up the
following. A young couple of your city very lnno-
Gently fell in love, and to make the affair more ro-
| mantle


"The course of true lore never did run smooth"
they had to encounter the most determined opposi-
ton on the part of the lady's parents. The father
raved, and swore that his daughter should not be
sacrificed, and brought her away from the heat of
the city to cool her passion in these mountain
breezes. The lover was determined not to be out
done and pursued them hlther, taking care to keep
himself lncognito to all but the wstful eye of the
mistress of his heart. He passed the live long night
under her window, which was too elevated to be at
tempted in the style of eastern galantry-pouring
forth sghs, not to the silent moon, but TO the over
hanging arch OF his ady's bosom. At length all
was arranged. A carriage was got IN readiness,
and drawn up behind obscure angle of the build
ing, while the opportunity OF some confusion IN the
crowded drawing room was taken advantage OF tor
the lady TO make her escape In an instant she was
snatched into the fervent rapturous embrace OF the
gay Lotharo, who was bearing her of in triumph to
the carriage, when rough hand fell upon her should
er. A struggle cnsued, the lady screeched and
dropped insensibe to the ground. Hurried foot
steps were heard along the portico, and soon the
scene surrounded by friends, who, hearing the
noise, had come the rescue but not until the In
dignan father had inflicted severe drubblng upon
the offender, who was glad to flee away from the
place, leaving his pilfered treasure behind. The
truant little mink was closely confined to her
room for a day, and afterwards made her ap,





she thought she had pracuced a most excel
lent joke, and was already in humor for ano-
| ther. ! saw her in the drawing room the next
evening dancing the Polka, and making herself as
merry as possible but and anon, the frlngy
curtain OF her eye, falling upon It's bright and liquid
orb threw a countenance of oriental softness,
| shade OF pensive thoughtfuness.


| Yesterday large splendid barouche was disco
verabe in the distance, drawn by four fine greys and
| moving along towards the Pavilion maestlcally
as my Lord Dukes; and there no little anxiety
| to know who was the distinguished owner of It.
| The riddle was soon told The barouche was
drove up the door the step. let down by servant
| In livery, and out walks well known manufacturer
| of quack medicines from New York He stopped.
| As informed, to take some refreshments AT
Canajonarie, and while there, he observed little
| boy searching for something in his carriage. He
demanded rather crustly of the lltrle rascal what
| ne doing there, TO which the boy modestIy re
died. that "ne ookln for some OF his fathers
trusses" The BOYS father had sold the Doctor se-
veral hundred dollars worth of trusses some time
ago upon credit, and soon afterwards received his
pay in the shape OF notice TO present his CLAIM be-
fore the commi ssioners in bankruptcy. | wonder
| It the Doctor felt like making present OF his bnl-
| liant establishment to the little rascal"