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correspondent of the New York Evening Mirror thus humoi ously hits of the English scheme of ex- cludng all Americans from the London Clubs, be- two three of the indebted States have failed 10 pay up the usury stipulated for the holders of their bonds, a scheme in which the two most striking fea. conspicuous, to wit, his justice and modesty.

 Letter 10 John c. Lockhart. Esg., London.

 My Dear Lockhart t-You cannot imagine how eager these Yankees are, to get further news about the gentleman who have been excluded from of our clubs for being American. If you will do these fellows. in the Quarterly, your name will stand high Jenny Meadows; for, let me tell you, the demand for Punch, on the coming in of steamer, is louder and more imp0runate, than for jeops or sherry -coblers. The whole American nation is alive the rebuke, inflicted the scape-goat gentlemen. It has begun to have it's effect. The Mississippi Legislature, now in session, have resolved 10 pur. chase the indentical box and balls, wherewhal the American voted out.

 Meanwhile some odd things have happened in New York, of which you, editor, should not be igno. rant. There is club of sing gentlemen in house in Orange st., called the Long Nine Club. Several British gentlemen, dog fanciers and emigranis from Tattersalls, had obtained entrance; and own was desirous to he of the number. One has the reading of Bells Life in London, John Bull, the Saiist, and and then the Times, with pot of right porter, to boot. But, III luck would have it, the Yankees too many even for Yorkshiremen. ,oas btack ouHto' hhu, IuT WHdt' Oee"ese U"" Df"O"'- Tbs is my comfort, and may yet afford me snug post at Adelaide, or the Bay of Islands. But to re turn. A committee waited on me, composed of three cigar smoking, double listed Democrats, who ad- dressed me, in suts stance, as follows:

 "Mr. Stokes, it is our painful office to inform you that you are refused admission to the Long-nin Club. Reason; you are an Englishman. Sensible of our influence, we are determined to read lesson to Great Britain and to fix her the brand of disap probation. For the enormilies which you have been guilty, we cut the United Kingdom dead!'' "What enormities?" l made hold 10 ask, buttoning up my Tweed coat very stlv. "'These following" replied ur. Increase Coffin; 'Your cruelty and extortion in British India-yo oppression in lreland-your robbing of the poor-your shameless exposure of hu- lie and female modesty in the collleries-yonr white slavery your press gangs--'nd your gane laws" Hereupon juned issue uPoa the colllerles, and admitting the charge. nevertheless protested against being held responsible for the acts of certain capitalists." But was given to understand, that every Engshmn is held responsible for every crime in England, just as New York, which pays twenty shillings Tn the pound is held responsible for repu. diating MissIssppi. which has swindled John Bull out ofevery penny. This, my dear Lockhart. may perhaps demand explanation. Mississippi IS not (as you might sunpose,l suburb of New York, Ike Pentonve or Islingion, but vast, wild, province. somewhere near the Gull of Mexico, and they inform me that it's inhabitants absolutely refuse 10 be bound by any laws of these Northern States, l could never gel fairly hold of this subject, which is as Puzzlns as Hoyle.

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