LETTER TO YOUNG MARRIED COUPLES,
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Hence, my dear girl, cultivate YOUR nerves
you can't pet 'em too much. Something will al
why's be hapPc"ing in the house-and unless your
husband be worse than" etnne--cvery new fright
will be rs good as a new gown -o-a new trinket
to YOU. There are some domestic wounus-.,lv TO !
TO DO healed by joweI.
"There is, too, sort Of side wind way tina,
will enable you at once TO please and tease your
husband. Jealousy--that is. happy atfecla,ion
Of the passion-is a wonderful weapon in a skill
ful hand Therefore, when walking with the
poor man, declare that he looks al every woman
he moets, and sulk accordingly. Sometimes, how
ever, vary the accusation, and declare that every
woman he meets looks at him. From this assum-
ed fact. you can make any deductions, and en-.
denvor in torrent Of words to declare how very,
very miserable you ought to be. The m,n, Of
course, must think himself dear TO you, or where
fore such fantastic jealousy.


.'On this point, too, be particularly obdura,e.
When your husband goes out with likelihood Of
returning home late, insist upon sitting up for him.


lie may urge that he can take the koy that in
| fact, it will annoy him to keep any body from
their bed Meet ali this with cold decisive as
suranco that you will sit up for him. If he come
home late, what delicious triumph for you.--
] There you are, my love- aIw ays was-in your
night cap, and wrapped in three shawIs. making
] up Yourself for picture Of n very much wrong
ed woman. The prit at length returns. you
catch his eye, and lead it TO dwell upon the re.
proachfu candle guIlering IN the socket-lhe can
die, which in very wcariness Of heart, and for
nothing else, you have every five minutes man
gIed with the shutters. as though unconsciously
to make the case all the stronger against your Of
: fendlng mate. Sometimes on such o .casions say
notlNhg,s but cold as statue walk up stuirs.--
Sometimes, too it will add considerably to :he
pain OF tho criminal # you carefully draw sigh


and 'wish you you were in tho grave" ."--Punch