a1, . From the London Punch. A..


sIrs. CaudIe's Curtain Lectures.
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Mr.. Caudh has Utnturcd a rfmoasfruace on his


DAYS dinner-CoH Mutton aud no Puddiag,


Mrs. Caudie defends the Cod Shoulder.


"Umph! I'm sure! Well! l wonder
wha, il win be pcx,! There's nothing
proper, now-nothlng at all. Heller gel
somebody else 10 keep the bousc, | think.
] cant do il now, is seems; Pm only 10
The way hersi Id better take the children,
and go. ......s- z...f..,.....-.-- f.... .--..-.


"What am | grumbling abaut now!
It's very well for you 10 ask that! I'm
sure I'd better be ont OF the world than
there now, Mr.. Caudk', there you are
again! / shall speak, sir. 1t ism; often
| open my mouth, heaven knovs! Blu,
you like 10 hear nobody tslk bur yourself,
You ought to have married a negro slave,
and not any respectable woman.
| .You'ie TO go about the house looking
Ike thunder all the day. and I'm not 10
say a word. Where DO you think pud.
ding's to come from every dsy2 You
show nice example to your chlldren. you
do; complaining, sud turning your nose or
a, . sweet piece Of cold mutton. becasss
there's no pudding. You 60 nice way
10 make 'em exlrayagsnt--tesch 'em nice
lessons 10 begin The world with. Do you
know " hs. puddIngs cost, or do you think
they ily in st The window! ...


You hate cold MUTTON. The more
shame for you, Mr.. Caudlo. l'n sure
you've The stomach Of lord. you have.
No. sit; | didn'i hash The mutton. It's
very ea.y for you 10 say hash it, but
know what joint Loses in hsshing; it's
days dinner the less, il il's bit. Yes,
dare say, other people may have pod.
dings with cold mutton. No doubt oft
and other people become bankrupts. Bu
lf ever you ge, into the Gazette. j. shan
be my fault--no: lM do my duty as VIII
| to you, Mr.. Caulde; you shall never havl
il 10 say thaii, was my housekeeping ths
brough, you 10 beggsry. No. you ma
i sulk Of The cold meat. .ba. ] hope you
neve live TO want such piece of cold mu
ton as we had to day! And You ma
threaten 10 60 to tavern 10 due; but wi,
ours present means, no, crumb Of put
ding do you get from me. You sha
have nothing but The cold isint-notbins
"a Pm christian sinner. ...
ayes: there you are, throwing shos
fowls in my face again! know you ons
brought home, pair Of fowls; know
. and ~ern'i you mean enough to want