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The Louisville Journal thus rcvenges itself npon Cincinnati for the crime of growing isler ihan Louis yilie!-

 CINCINNATi AND HER BIG TELESCOPE The Cincinna,ians will be ye"y when they get hrir obser, atnry comp leied and their big ets, point ed heavenwards. They brag on po,k, ani then they will hrag on astronomy too. They are also go- ing To put up new light, recently discovered by of ;he natives, winch will II ake their prosper little place brighter at midnight than it Is at noonday. We hope the new light win be put out occasionally, in order that the big telescope may have fair play at the heavens.

 What most histlous village Pigopos will he when they br,ng the stars down h their telescope, set a,ew barrels of their lard oil fire, uud get u 0 new light blazing above their reIsgent heads! II some of the surprising geninses that res e there should ignite the Ono rwer, the compe,il in tie light department will be brisk indeed. We have no doubt that when they get 10 peeping through their big telescope, all the way from Munich, they will make some interesting discoveries.

 Nohng short of a new planet beyond the orhit oi Uranus will satisfy the rampant ambition of the six hundred profound astronomers who watch the leayens from that remarkable spot We hope they will not medde with lh. poetlc art by discovering thai there K just better blue all above us, and thus render obsolete all heavenly comparisons between the em- hyrean and womens eyes. For the sake of the thousand and one aspiring bardlings that "ihere do congregaie," we hope science will not supply ma gazine with which the Cart divine" be blown up.

 Cincinnati is n wonde, ul place. The shines brighter and the moon beams softer there than any other spot of ground that they, in their diurna and nocturnal journeyings look down benignly They have the biggest houses there. inc preitiest women and the most heroic men, in any continent island yet discovered There is something in the very at mosphere about Cincinnati which inspires with a consciousness of superiority. When were last there we felt as long and broad and pory an old fashioned heather demigod, and every body else seemed io be under n sim liar influence. The n1u- ence extends to the inferior creation, Pigs don't and dogs don't drop the,r tails there, the trary, every pig holds his snout ups as if he had caught the telescope fever and taken to astronomz ing; and lhe rail of every cur has curl over his hams, as if he ambitious in all extremites.

 The telescope n,agnifes fourteen hundred imes The old one that they have before used in contemplating the unlimited dimensions of ihe Queen city, has magniiying power greater than Lord Rosse's stupendons reflector, and that magni6es seven thousand miles. Luck 10 ihe pigs, astronomers and all other jewels of Pigopolis!