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 OUR NEIGHBoR vs. MATRiNoNY-Some weeks since, the Gazette demanded of to point out some mode by which the State could pay her debts. As one mean of doing this, we said, let all the old bachelors in the state, who are great in number, and generally producing the State nothing. take unto themselves to wife, the fair maidens of the land, en- fer upon the rich vacant lands oftbe stste and eu tiYae them-dig the valuable mettl5s from the bils. and thereby contribute to the wealth of the State, and her ability to pay her debs. To this, our neigh Dor made no direct reply but forsoohe, published in his paper long and alarming enumeration of the evils of matrimony And then, 10 cap inc climax, and mari, him as an nfdel in the matrimonial Israeli and fix upon him the charge of want of taste to appreciate its blessings. he wiclSedly published in his paper before the last, Mas. CAUDLE's CURTAIN LEeTvRGg? For this ungaIlant conduct, if we did not know that the ladss do not do such things, we would recommend for his benefit. longer curtain lecture than Mrs. Caudle's!

 If the publications of our noighbor have made un- favorable impressions upon the minds of our bache- Tor friends as 10 the married state, Ne recommend them to read "HrMpN's REsRutTiNG SERGEANT s written by the gallant and spirited Weems. of Va. and our word Tor t, they will be forthwith induced to seek alliances with the beisht.eyed beauties o the land regardless of the rsiona,g curtain lectures which the editor of the Gazette would hold ia te5Yo- rem over them