TEMPERANCE AlJECDOTE.
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The following Temperance anecdote
was related by young man named Fl uLL,
at Injecting in Darlington in this county,
on last Friday evening


"A Wood chuck left his hole in pursui,
OF food. and on his return found it occupied
by a skunk.


who's herep inquired the wood
chuck.


Wood. chuck2" was the response.
''Rut you don't look like wood chuck
contained the rightful owner of the prem.
ISIS.


'But I'm a wood chuckin


"You don't feel like a wood-chuckt''
"Stll I'm wood chuck"
"Well you don't smell like a wood
chu cll''


'Nevertheless N wood-chuckl'
"Now." said Mr. Hull, I'VE find a
great many persons who profess 10 be Tenn.
perance men, who acknowledge that they
have never signed the pledge. They re-
mind me of The skunk. They neither
look, feel nor smell. like Temperance men.
The meeting was convuised with laugh
ter.


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