LET Cd MY HAIR.
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An oil pastet oace stated. that in !ht
Whole course Of Do years preaching, he
never laughed bul three times in ,he pull.
plt, during the exercises of The Sahbalh.
On one of he occasions, the following
occurrence took place:


The pews of the church were those old
fashioned! square ones, so iha, The people
in aiEI,sraat pave "f eat b~eh tn ta.k only
separated nv low railing fsr a division.


Now II tell Oh. one Sabbath that two
good old deacons. IN ntT0cnnigunus pews.
hal fallen into profound medlta,ions, and
closing their twice iwa eyes, had thrown
their heais back until their iva occupauls,
with their long queues dangling thcref ON
hal mel together, aud were quietly repas-
Ing Ior the benefit nl she aforesaid internal
nediations. There were some wicked
people present. who scandalousIy insinu.
aled that the Two ,deacons were asleep.
hut ! looked upon ii IS mere persecution
Tor righteousness sake. However, there
wa. an awful depraEed Young man in The
thlFi pew. that cornsred upon the two,
where The deacoTs were medita,ing. anil
what does The sacriligious sinner do
Why he takes tbs dangling queues afare-
said, and softly lies them closely and firm
ly together And then. as If that were
not enough 10 send them To perdi;ion. he
takes pin. and cruelty sticks i. INTO one
ol the deacons.


We'll The deacon jumped. of course. like
a sth'i pig. aud the jump gave a severe
twitci upon the queues of both heads.


"ht go my hair" cried deacon num-
Der ore.


"Le' 20 my iain'" cried deacon mum
Der two.


Twas now twitch AMI twitch; hit dan
hn-hnt III" conclusion must be Iefl 10 The
re .drr's Imagination.