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orit is an old story in ali countries. that q man who has more than one wife, is bigger fool than his friends, and has more friends than buttons. Now don't say any thing more about it. You have got into a scTapc, and the best way is to git out ont. You'll find that your young wives will be as glad to git rid of you, as you will be to git rid of them. But you musn't talk of divorce, or they'll bring you to the proof, and show that you first came a courtin. And by the time you prove guiii on any on lem, they'll git you "on the mp, and keep you there too" says NOW HOOK at your cOurtin, and compare It wltn what u was-its a sad change" saysl, Uncle sam, aint it ? howsever," says ], "my old irlend YOU have had rare ftoIic, and this IS the eend ont-and pritty much the eend of all frolics. 's (" Now" says I "we must go and sec what can be done with the old Wife--I'll be bound," says I, :" she is as sound as ever she was, and not the worse for having taken shelter in her old native State of Pennsylva- nv. I'll 20 on first" says l, "Uncle sam, and tell her to git her buttons and sopc ready for you, and if ] don't miss my guess, you will in u few weeks look as cherk agin as a boy {; and as she is good natur'd crittur and likes to see all happy about her, she will do all she can to provide for the young women you have been galayantin with of late, for she thinks you more to blame than they be- '"i And then," says ], :" Uncle Sam, when all gits slick'd up, and you git all your buttons sew'd on, you will have spare hand always ready to welcome friend or knock down an enemy. At present." says l, Uncle Sam, you are " hum-bug'd ;"-And with that Un- Gle Sam he twitch'd up his brooches, and spunk'd up considerable, and we moved on together. W s.,t.i.l,., is.3. 59...ts 4 I'l1 tell the balance of this story another time.

 Your Friend,