PARAGRAPHS UPON DEPTHS.
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Depth of Calamy.--Sunk twenty fathon,s in the ocean, holding tight the eelgrass. a the bottom for security.

 Depth of Disgrace Plunged up to the ears in ditch of mud and slime with crowd of people around laughing a you.

 Depth of Thoueht. = Down fifty feet in well. me- d.tatng how to get up again.

 Depth of Sumber.-Fast asleep n gutter, with the curb-stan for pillow.

 Depth of feueration.-D Diving off at the head of wharf at low tide, and planting one's head up to the shoulders in the sea-nud

 Depth of Grief Walking in the funeral procession of friend, weeping bitterly because the deceased had neglected to bequeath to favorite jewel.

 Depth of Romance Kissing in the moonsbne un- der weeping willow.

 Depth of philosophy.-C in nadshousc for nonomania, and amusing oneself by studying the rdi- culous whims of one's comrades.

 Depth of Compassion.-Be Beholding flock of half- starved beggars, and ptyng them that they should 20 angenteey dressed, and that they don't speak better grammar

 Depth of Somnambulism.- In a deep slumbsr with hick bandage over your eyes, transating from book turned wrong end up, in foreign language that you do not understand

 Depth of fTerror-sttiug undor hay y-cart in thun. der shower and grnning al lightning rod.

 Depth of Remorse. In deep affliclon at seeing ones nelghbor enjoying fortune consequent upon the rlse of stocks, which, but for an accdent might have been one's own.

 Depth of Deyoton.--At Church during prayer fine With the eyes closed, and wearing solemn coune- nance-meditang by what means one cifi cheat h,s neghbor of his just dues during the coming week.

 Depth of Aims giving. = Begging a handsome sum of money, order to purchase oneself new coat so that may be able to beslow one's old one on some person in want.

 Depth of Humity.--Thaniing God for his condes- tension in taking oneself under his special protection

 Depth of Dependency Standing up to the neck itl riYer calling loudly for help after having made an unsuccessful attempt 10 drown oneself.

 Depth of Ga'libllty. ty.Beieyng oneself rapidly gain ing strength upon of brown bread and water while one Is fast pining 10 skeleton.

 Depth of Pollution. kissing pretty girls lips with quid of tobacco in the mouth.

 Depth of ea?hyscs.-Arguing the difference be- tween dusk and twilight.

 Depth of Contempt Heartily despising those who are infinitely superors.

 Depth of Poefry.--C npetey=averwhelmed and be- wdered in the midst ol one-of Wnrdsworth's sonnets

 Depth of Grahamsm. Eaiing q raw cucumber, without vinegar salt, and proncuncing it delicious.

 Leap Year Resolusoas.-W We learn that at meetnr of young ladies Ill --- county, few days since, was unanimously resolved that any one entertaining attachment for young genllsman shall al ile first opportunity, say "snp,'' 10 him. which his replying sssnap Is to be taken and held so much of marriage treaty. as to render his retreat dshonorable Never theess, any gentleman merely withholding the respons- i've monosyabe, shall continue to be received as be- fore. Macon Ga Tel.

 REMEDY FOR BuRNs AND ScAIps-Let clarified honey be applied on linen rag. and in moment the pain will cease This remedy has been tried sey-