Useful rules for sundry sorts Of people.
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/. When you go to M citing, always wait a.
round the doors of the meeting house till the SER
vice has been commenced. II is excellent time
and place to learn news and see fashions.


.. If you care nothing about news fashions,
still go into the house as late as possible. This
viii shew thatyo are calm and composed, as you
should be.


5 Whenever you go in--go with all speed and
la good deal of noise.-Lfe is short at best, and
none of it should be wasted and besides. noise is
la proof OF zeal.


a Never apply the sermon to yourself but to
your neighbours and friends; otherwise you would
tacitly charge the preacher with dealing in per-
sonaties.


S. Never go to Church in the afternoon, lest you
should thereby be made to forget the sermon YOU
heard in the morning


6. Gentlemen OF all ages, would do well in CON-
pry TO sit in position approaching the horizon
tai for instance, with the feet against the
iamhs and the body resting chiefly on the back;
bone This will aid the circulation and save
the blood the trouble Of running up hill,
z People should be ambitious and take aim az
exalted distinctions and uncommon attainments
This proves the folly Of attending to such
things A. common honesty any body can do that.


8. Private scandal and tattling ought to be prac-
tsed and encouraged they give relish to con-
vers.ton-keep the world on its guard, and pre-
serve alive proper sence of our rights and pryi-
lItrcb :-DeSlues, tneTe eHOulu OC lo ScGEctS III u
| Republican Government.


9. Never pay your debts SO long as you can a.
void it, In this way you will prolong the plea
sures of Hope. and the joy Of anticipation on the
part of your Crcditors.--You know that Hope is
an anchor, and anticipation beats enjoyment aii
to nothing


TO- Be careful how you bestow favours, for they
lay people under the weight of obligation and
what can be more painful to free, sovereign and
independent, citizens


H. Never give up your opinion though you
convinced it is wrong if you do-you will ge-
such habit of giving it up. that you will surren
der it when it is right.


l2. Be sure thai you never forgive an injury
for if you should, it is ten 10 YOU may turgec
it--and thus be exposed TO further njury.--Be.
sides, it shows want of spunk.


13 1t is IN old proverb, II you wish to make
person honest, convince him that you think so.'
--iherefore, if u young gentleman calls a ysc he
Lady AN angel, she should by all means ,Fill still
him: He will then treat her ccorlneates, most
will propably become one. amer.
| Ia Flattery being somewhat oes at reduced
every Lady should have some


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