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"This song was inspired by the "Librarians Do Gaga" video.Piano &#38; vocals by Anne Coxpremiered at the UM SI Revue (http://www.si.umich.edu), Winter 2011. SI Revue is a fundraiser for UMSI's Alternative Spring Break Program (http://bit.ly/ggZ58Z)Lyrics by Rebecca Goldman, Derangement and Description (http://www.derangementanddescription.wordpress­.com - be sure to check it out, her comics are awesome!)Direct link to lyrics: http://derangementanddescription.word...This version of Poker Face is © 2008 Sony/ATV Songs LLCThanks to Meggan Frost for taping for me!This video is covered under a Creative Commons Attribution-Noncommercial-Share Alike license. For additional information, click here: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/b...You seek primary sources for historical researchBut the library catalog has left you in the lurchThe archives contains all the information that you needSo come on down and we'll give you a document to readOh, oh, oh, oh, ohhhh, ohh-oh-e-ohh-oh-ohAn archivist is hard to resist!Oh, oh, oh, oh, ohhhh, ohh-oh-e-ohh-oh-ohAn archivist is hard to resist!Can use myCan use myYeah, you can use my finding aidsThey're EAD-encodedCan use myCan use myYeah, you can use my finding aidsThey're EAD-encodedF-f-f-finding aids, f-f-finding aidsF-f-f-finding aids, f-f-finding aidsWhen we get new collections, we try to make some senseOf who created them, and all of their contentsArrangement and description make them usable for youAnd help you find the sources for the research that you doOh, oh, oh, oh, ohhhh, ohh-oh-e-ohh-oh-ohAn archivist is hard to resist!Oh, oh, oh, oh, ohhhh, ohh-oh-e-ohh-oh-ohAn archivist is hard to resist!Can use myCan use myYeah, you can use my finding aidsThey're EAD-encodedCan use myCan use myYeah, you can use my finding aidsThey're EAD-encodedF-f-f-finding aids, f-f-finding aidsF-f-f-finding aids, f-f-finding aidsWelcome to the reading roomNo pens in here please, pencilsare the sole writing utensilsStaff will retrieve your selectionsThen you can use our collectionsJust respect original orderI promise this, I promise thisYou'll find history marvelousCan use myCan use myYeah, you can use my finding aidsThey're EAD-encoded..."In Deutschland undenkbar, oder?