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MA student : alcohol + herbal meds.&#160;PhD student : alcohol + herbal meds + xanax.&#160;Postdoc : alcohol + xanax + antidepressants.&#160;Assistant Professor : alcohol + xanax + lithium.&#160;Associate Professor : alcohol + xanax + lithium + shrink. &#160;Professor : alcohol + xanax + lithium + shrink + yoga/mindfulness/tai chi.&#160;&#160;