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PoetryThis book saved my life.     This book takes place on one of the two small tagalong moons     of Mars.     This book requests its author's absolution, centuries after his     death.     This book required two of the sultan's largest royal elephants     to bear it;         this other book fit in a gourd.     This book reveals The Secret Name of God, and so its author     is on a death         list.     This is the book I lifted high over my head, intending to smash     a roach in         my girlfriend's bedroom; instead, my back unsprung, and I     toppled         painfully into her bed, where I stayed motionless for eight     days.Wenn man das Gedicht ganz zitieren würde, würden vermutlich alle bisherigen Einträge im Archiv landen. ;-)[via Librarian.net]