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sfeao fashioned Calash.-Nlr. Printer --iny wiie's coa. ot arms is composed oi a needle, bodkin, scissors, &c. and she enjoys 1t so much when every part oi her paraphernalia is put into requi- sitlon, that she-has often two or three dress makers around her busjiy employ cd. The other day when Invent home to tea, Miss Thimble, was playing the needle at d great rate.

 s'iiiss Thimble, (said D that's very great improvement in the article of ca lashes.p

 ssWhat's an improvement2n inquired the fair seamstress.

 ifl5, (sepiied l J having your out side rattans only eighteen inches in cir simultaneously which means the calash can oiiiy be attached to the back part Of the head, leaving the frizzes, fore head, and face beautifully exposed.

 "What do you meaii!! ', said she.

 < ain speaking of the improvement in that calash you are making," said l..

 ssiia, ha, ha!'' vociierated the little impertincnt Miss, sthis is the lining for a sleeve, you great ninny.a

 A lining for sleeve!n exclaimed l, tsfor heaven'S sake do let me see it.

 examined it; and by admeasure- 'ment found it to be thus the length oi the rattan at inc aperture next the shoulder was twenty inches; that.at the lower aperture eighteen inches; that al the most hulbous part, 36 inches, the diame,ers of which may be ascertained sufficiently near, by taking third oi each number. How such an article may feel to the wearer, l pretend not to guess, but l should think a gentleman walking with lady, and perceiving a bundle of rattans bringing up against his flos at at every step, would feel ra- .her dissa'l'.--.Aasu Bedford GaS.