GOOD NEWS LITTLE BILLY IS

 STILL ALIVE.
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1t becomes our pleasant duty to an znounce to the public, that the editor of ahe Gazette has, as it were, miraculously recovered from most violent attack of an offensive disease, net classed among the diseases of medical writers, but which may be appropriately called the Billings kgate fever.

 Ii is the nature of this disease, to pro- S5uoe in the patient an accumulation of syulrarisms and filthy language, which must find utterance, or the patient is in dancer of instant death from excessive ex- eitement. With this direfu disease was Billy attacked on-the 29th ut. Immedi- ately after reading the Advocate of that day. his whole system was occupied with filthy ideas, which crowded so rapidly from his braln to his stomach, as to threat en him with instant destruction. The great expansibility of his stomach alone preserved him. According to the theory ] aof the learned gentleman who has lately 5 enlightened the public mind by his history zof the diseases of Arkansas, this undue ex- citement of the stomach produced general disorder of all the organs of the system.- The organs of hearing, seeing, smelling and tasting, became saturated with filth, and the organ of touch could grasp nothing clean.

 L. t.I o,. 1T = t;,,o. I ,,1,r ,,, o | .i.t :, #dorangcd, as did also the spleen and pan creas the action of the kidneys was re- abundant the heart was very much en- #larged and hardened, and the lungs expe- |ricnced so great an expansion as 10 endan- ger suffoeation.

 Inthis desperate situation did the poor .feltoto continue until Friday evening, when he received little reliefby the dis gorgement ofthe first piece which appear ed in the Gazette of the 9th inst.

 Whether tlis and the subsequent dis zcharges were effected by s' Samson pills" or by '' Boneset," or whether he drench- cd himself with all infusion of sheep saf- iron or nanny berries, is tous not known.

 On Saturday, second disagreement took place, which afforded still greater relief, being more abundant than the first.

 On Sunday, he bespatered '' Citizen of Batesyille.. This discharge was so abundant, that serious apprehensions ex-. isted for some time lest lie should fall into state of collapse ia vigorous constitu- tion, however, upheld him.

 On Monday, he discharged his fourth and fifth pieces. Underh his fifth discharge, the system sunk so rapidly, that he began to think of priests. No doubt his soul damning sin stared him in the face, and lie fam would have obtained dissolution therefrom.

 Billy's yarn, however, is not yet spun and notw;t!:s: anding the violence of the disease and the filthiness of the discharges, he has rapidly recovered his health. Ehe Knowing ones are of opinion, that the dis gorgement of so much Billingsgate from his polluted mind, will prove as beneficial to himself, as il is harmless to those against whom 1t Is issued.

 