LITTLE ROCK, lA 'r. w EDN NEsDAY, IT., 1889.
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l keeps one alive. Life in Lunnon. lifesin ayillage-all the difference ,twixt heal Ithy walk and a doze in an arm chair. By the faith of a man 'tis!''

 "What itis pleasant to have rascals about oneH'

 @sureiy yes returned the Corporal dfiiy swhat so delightful like as to feel ones clivcrness and sbihty all set an end-brlstling up like prokypine.-- Nothing makes a man tread so light.

 feel so proud, breathe so briskly. as the knowledge that he's all his wits about hirn--that he's match for any one that the Devil himself could not take ]! him in. Augh! that's what 1 calls the use of an immortal soul----bother'' 1 Walter laughed.

 "And to feel one is likely 10 be chea- ted is the pleasentest way of passing ones time in town, Bunting, ehn'

 "Augh! and in cheating too, answer cd the corporal;" cause you sees, sir, there be two ways oliving--one to cheat, one to be cheated. 'Tis pleasant enough to be cheated for little while, as the younkers are, and as you'll be, your honor. But that's pleasure don't last long: t'other lasts you life. Dare say your honor's often heard rich gen tlemcn say to their sons--sY ou ought, for your own happiness sake, like, my lad, to have summit 10 do; ought to have some profession, be you niver so rich. Very true, your honor, and what does that mean? Why, it means, that stead of being idle and cheated, the boy oughtto be busy and cheat. Augh!'' eMust man who follows profession necessarily cheat, then?''

 ssBaughl can your honor ask thatqz- Does not the lawyer cheat? and the doc tor cheat2 and the parson cheat more than any? And that's the reason they ali takes so much interest in their pro- ] fession. Bother!!''

 "But the soldier? You say nothingof him.

 "Whv, the soldier" said the corpo- raj, with dignity, "the private soldier, poor fellow. is only cheated; but when he comes for to get for to be as nigh as [ a corp'rai, or sargent, iie comes for to get to bully others, and to cheat.-- Aughl then 'tis moi for the privates 10 cheat; That would be sumption indeed, save us!'

 "The general, then, cheats more that any, ! supPose9''

 .eCourse, your honor. He talks 10 the world bout honor and glory, and love of his country, and sch like; aughl that's proper cheating!'' "You're bitter fellow, Mir. Buntings and pray what do you think of the la- dies; sare they as bad as the men?"

 ssLadies! augh! when they're marie ed Yesl but of all them ere creatures, respects the ladies the most. On tho faith of man do! Cad! how well they know the world! One quite invies the she rogues; they beats the wives hol- low! Augh! and your honor should sec how they fawns and flatters, and but ters up man, and makes him think they loves him like winlxey, all the time they ruins him. They kisses money cut of the :.siser, and sits in their sa- tins, while the wife, 'drot her, sulks in a gingham. Oh! they be clever crea- turs; and they'll do what they likes with Old Nick. when they gets theres for lis the old gentlemen they cozens the best.