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Col. Crockett said, popularity is like
soap; it hardly stiffens before it goes back
to lye and.grease again.


Pass HIM RoUND.-Mrs. Elizabeth Pc
terman, of Rochester, Fulton county, Indi-
ana, (says the Blade thus notices her abb
sconding husband: cleft my bed and board
last August, thereby rendering my expenses
lighter, my dear and beloved companion,
David Peterman, without any just cause or
provocation All the old maids and young
girls are hereby forwarned against harbor-
ing or trusting him on my account, as am
determined not to be accountable for his
debts, or, more especially for his conduct.
Papers will please copy, and oblige female
who is rejoicing at her happy radiance.


ANEcDoTE.-A husband was continually
finding fault with his wife for her want of
neatness-that his house was not always
kept like mirrors. This was one day very
warmly expressed, and comparisons were
instituted between her management and
that of a neighboring quakeress, whom the
husband had seen on that day. The wife
promised compliance with his wishes; and
on the husband leaving the house, she put
everything in the most exact order; not an
odious particle of dust being suffered to APP
pear. The husband returned rather later
than usual, with friend whom he had in
vited to dine with him. To his surprise
he found the front door of his house locked
he knocked loudly, and with great vehe-
mence demanded immediate admittance,
when an upper window was raised, and out
popped the head of his beloved spouse.
"Thee cannot come in at the front door
thee must go round by the gate to the
kitchen. THE husband sheepshly com
piled, and ever after suffered the wife to
manage her household affairs as she saw
fit