USEFUL MISCELLANY

tsLike the landscape TO the view,
Ever charming, ever new
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Sor;no Is welcome TO the trees, because
thew are rcleayed by its approach.


Those persons who are in business the
most sharp, usually get the most blunt.


All blood may be said to be useless that
is in yein


II is remarkable that in music those strains
please the most, which are allowed to be
dull set (dulcet.)


The trade of blacksmith is one Of little
labor to himself, inasmuch as most Of his
work is done by vice.


A statesman begins to lower himself
when he consents to be hired by others.


Matrimony is properly called tender
point, for hand is not unfrequently award
cd to the largest tender.


The additional day 10 February once in
four years, seems very naturally designed
10 increase the spring necessary to leap
year.


All persons who can defer their laughter
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the Humane Society, as extraordinary cases
Of g suspended animation"


Those damsels who admire mustachios,
must be insincere in saying they dislike
hare-lips.


When people have red hands, they should
always play at loo, as everything is gained
at that game by palm-hush.


Pugilists begin their battle from para
dox; for they stand up, and fall to.''


Chimney sweepers always persecute
witches and fortune tellers, because they
like to have brush at the black art.


James Eastman, the thief who tried to
escape up the chimney, and was stopped by
the CRATE, must have found il a CRATE bar
to his rising.


in CHASING birds, we should say weather
cocks are meant for the church but hens
are decidedly the lay subjects OF the state


The Baker in Bristol who mixed saw
dust with his brown bread, meant that
those who eat great deal should use plane
food, and TO give them humility, they were
forced to bite the dust.