{"newspaper_name": "The Columbian fountain.", "edition": "01", "page": "p2", "byline": ""}
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TN A QUEER FIx.-WhenI was quite q
child, on returning from school one evening
in the latter part Of preserving time," ]
discovered one of the keitlesat neighbor's
house boiling and foaming. There being
no person near, and having longing desire
for the good things Of this world, ! picked
up spoon, which was lyiug on the table,
and gently dipped it in--but, as fate would
have it, whilst was cooling the delicious
morsel, was suddenly surprised by the
owners Of the house. Thinking that ]
would make sure Of what had got, |
swallowed at one dose, spoonful of--not
preserves--bu soft-soap. Il would be need
less to tell the effect which itproducd at the
time; but, Mr.. Editor, have had an aver
sion to g sof-soap'' ever since. Iris.