ALBION, April l8 hund. and 46.
Numb. Tew.
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MISTER PRINTER,-I thot I'd rite few
lines to let you no about the weather and
about the rum cause, and so forth. Well, il
has bin alfred sloppy, in door and out,
most ever since you printed my letter, and
| don't no but the wimmin will be as mad
with me as them rumsellers and drinkers
was with the felIer they thot rit that piece
about them. Why, tother day had Jest
bin down to help uukel Keke pic over his
rotten taters, and we'd jest washed us all
up nicely, and unkel Keke Just took up
good slug o. whiteface, TO keep the taters
from given him the yeler fever, and who
should come In but ant Keziah; and her
face was red as our old turkeys he'd dress.


'Why, anti says your almost froze'


mo ant says she, 'I'm most roasted
Now Sam,' says she, q jist come down TO
give you piece OF my mind; and III tell
you what II is, says she, you'd better let
the wlmmin alone, or you'll find you've
got into hot suds. don't kaIe,' says she,
what they say against the rumsellers; caus
they're dreadful hardened set of critters
but if you ever agln tell Of my usin SO much
in camfre, I'll pull your hair all out ofyour
head will Why, its cum to a pooty
pass, that wimmin can't have sperit to put
in camfre nor khan, but you must be tell
in it all over the United States of Name


Now ant says !, you no there's bin a
dreadful abuse Of kan and camtire Some
folks, atore the cold water times, used TO
take clear quill, but now they put lee
tie cam6re, leetle khan, to take the cuss
off; and they always have orful pane in
the stumach washin days, 2 or times a
day, and they take leetle camfre and rum
aud it koors um in minnits-and when
lhey'r dun washln, they tax thirds of a
T-cup full TO keep the cloas from kechin
cold


You sarcy feller, says she, Il wont bare
it no longer - There, take that, saws she
and she !eched me such vi hack across m :
konk- that thot the bell was rinoin,
all day for fire, and | seed the stars for :
hours, as plane as day III let you know !.
says she, that wimmin has rites as men
The next time you'll be tellin that arc
printer we needn't use half so much for ba
thin IN, and washn in, and so on. Why
there's Mis- Bur,um, that used hool gallor
a day, for week, TO bath in, and if sh,
hadn't she COULDN'T lived mihnit, cause
the doctor said so'


But she died arter sill, says I, sand twa.
a nifty good excuse for her husband 10 la,
drunk half the time caus they had it so plen.
ty in the hous.'





well i she did die says she, 'twas caus
Sthey didn't use half sperit enuf, and caus