{"newspaper_name": "The Columbian fountain.", "edition": "01", "page": "p4", "byline": ""}
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A Rich Joke.-It is said of the Marquis
of Townsend, that when young man and
engaged in battle, he saw drummer at
hisIside killed by cannon ball, which scat
tered his brains in every direction His eyes
were at once fixed on the ghastly object,
and seemed wholly to engross his thoughts.


A superior officer observing him, supposed
he was inundated by the sight, and address
sed him in a manner to cheer his spirits.


'sO' said the young Marquis, with calm
ness but severity i am only puzzled to make
out how any man with such quantity of
brains, ever came to be here.'


&>"How will your county go this year?''
asked a Jealous politician Of Philadelphia,
of a citizen Of Bucks county, ''Vell, can't
tell much, | dose not know replied the
honest Dutchman: 1sde man what tell us how
to vote has not been round.''


TOUCHING POETRY Y-Out of the tullness Of
the heart, and emptiness of the pocket, some
printer thus speaketh:


hate tight lacing and loose conversation,
Abundant CAB and little information;
Who laughs while talking, and who talks


while eating;


These things hate, yet more hate 10 see
The printer cheated of his hard earned fee