{"newspaper_name": "Washington telegraph.", "edition": "01", "page": "p1", "byline": ""}
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A story is told in lhe Cincinnati Enquirer
Of Scoichman who was dining Dit for
the first time. and was consequently little
uneasy in his boots. During the first
course he succeeded in dropping his napkin,
bread and fork upon the floor, and as he
made dive for them, his coat collar cap
sized his soup plate, which gave him
warm shower-baih While in this agree.
able siiuation.. his hosi called out: ''Mr.
Campbell, where is Mr.. Campbelll" A
half smothered voice issuing from under
the table, replied. 81 wish he was in HILL"