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Sit at the window and look over the way
to your neighbor's excellent IN mansion.
which he has recently built and paid for
and sigh ITO, that was Jarich man ?


Get angry with your neighbor, and think
you have not friend in the world. Shec
a tear or two, and take walk in the bu-
rial ground, continually saying to yourself,
when shalII be buried here y @i9 hssA 34as


Sign a note for a friend, and never forget
your. kindness; and every hour in the day
whisper to yourself, Il wonder if he will
pay that note,


Think every bodypmeans( to cheat you.
Closely examine every bill you take, and
doubt its being genuine, till you have put
the owner to great deal Of trouble Be-
lieve every shilling passed to you is but a
sixpence crossed, and express your doubt
about your getting rid of If you should
take it. H9 Hha .ba8DGyE Iog E bAaTHFI
q Put confidence in nobody and believe
every man you trade with to be rogue


Never accommodate if you can possib ly
help it. Never visit the sick or afflicted,
and never give a farthtng to assist the poor.


Buy as cheap as you can, and screw down
TO the lowestmiIl. Grind the faces and the
hearts of the unfortunate tla.a@s aoueI


Brood over your misfortune; your lack of
talents, and believe at no distant day you
will come to want Let the workhouse loe
ever in your mind, with all the horrors c'f
distress and poverty. y y" aria0',1.h r.


Then you will be miserable to y our hearts,
content, Gf we may so speak, sick at heart
and at variance with all the world Nothing
will cheer or encourage you; nothing will
throw CLEAN ofsunshine or ray Of warmth
into your heart. All will be as dark and
cheerless as the grave. ..ta.... h ..n...a