USEFUL MISGELLA NY.

uLiks the landscapeto the view,
Ever charming, ever new"
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WANTED, 376 young men, Of all shapes
and sizes, from the tall graceful dandy, with
hair enough on bis upper works to stuff q
barber,s cushion, down to the little hump
backed, freckle-faced, bow-legged, carrot
head upstart. The object is to form q
gaping corps to, bs in attendance at the va
riou church doors in this city on each
Sabbath before tho commencement Of di-
vine service, to stare At females a. they en-
ter, and make gentlemanly and delicate re-
marks upon their persons and dress. All
those, who wish 10 enlist in the above corps
will please appear at the chuhrch doors
next Sabbath morning, where they will be
duly inspecsed, and their names, personal
appearance, and quantity Of brains register
ed in book kept for that purpose, and pub
lished in the newspapers. To prevent &C.
! neral rush it would be well to state, that
none will be enlisted who possess intel
lectual capacity above those Of an ordinary
well bred donkey. HEY ga
'. RECRUITING SERGEANT.


BoILED lcE.--In some hot countries, to
which Yankee ice is sent, It is regarded as
. great luxury. "a foreign journal relates
that gentleman, who had purchased some
Jumps Of il, sent il TO his cook, with or
ders to have it served up for dinner. The
cook was at loss what to do with it. But
!. - be had pot Of boiling water over the
FIRE, he dropped the ice into il. At the din;
ner-table, the master said, when the dessert
was rsady--"Now fetch me the ice"


,ts..All gone, massa."


"Gone, where's it gone to 7" ci.a
"Why, massa, me put 1t into the pot to
boil, and when me looked for il, it want
shere!'


h Thep fellow had bottle thrown at
his head for his blunder. ~