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A Coon ANEcDorE.-We are told that
the following conversation was overheard
among the volunteers on the Rio Grande:'


SCENE, NIGHr Two volunteers wrap
ped in blankets, and half buried in mud
Volunteer 1st. '.Jim, how came you 10
voluniecFl" Volunteer 2i. why, Bob.
you see have no wife to care Ted cent
for me. and so | volunteered--and besides,
I Ike rar. Now tell me how you cane
o,t herep Volunteer Ist. .sWhy the
fact is, you know, LII have got wifi.
and SD | came out here because \ ike
peace" Hereupon both volunteers turned
over in their blankets, got new plas;erin.
of mud, and went 10 sleep.