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Punch, naughty, aggravaling, wicked Punch,
in advancing new theory by which the ages
of ladies' may be discovered, says:


The Lady who wears but one founce on
her dress is generally understood 10 be sweet.
fascinating. sixteen-the Lady who wears TWO
founces. is verging upon thirty-the one who
has three founces may be sci down. as an in
corrigible old maid; and the lady who has
founces up TO the waist, is fat, pussy. and
forty A
Oh, thou abominable Punch! What pun
ishment dost thou not deserve for thy ISLANDERS
upon the sex /? Were we the Judge, we would
sentence thee 10. love a heartless coquette,
whose flirtations would frerthy soul to agony,
or condemn thee TO be scratched to death by
the fair fingers Of the ladies you 50 grossly
SANDER Amt you ashamed Of yourself We
blush for ihee.fG ala1ts nu 4stt 4" 'tA


