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Southern States. There was no denyin'
people; they would have Doctor Johnston
at any price. L don't doubt but what YOU
have seen here some of them impostures,
which We dentistries krackterize as jack.leg
dentistres; but |, gentlemen and ladies', are
a rale Scientificky! amt none of your
jack-legs. When you see man travellin'
In his own barootch and his own horses,
you say to yourselves, DIR. Johnston amt
no imposture; he's Scientifically, and no
mistake 7 Ninety dollars monthly per an
mum 1t costs me to keep my barootch-
ninety dollars and if it wasn't fer my
'spenses bein' So great, | should like to dis
tract all the teeth OF az the gentlemen and


ladies free gratis. Bot there is two
nearves the one nearve is OF the teeth,
and the other is of the pawket; and the


nearve ofthe pawket is fully as sensible as
the nearye OF the teeth. Here in my Jaws,


(opening his mouth with horrd grin, and


showing a couple OF semi. transparent false


teeth. as big as pumpkin seeds,) is two of
the famous incorruptible patent plate
teeth, which is the monarch teeth of all
others. Fourteen year has these teeth been
in my jaws, and yet (giving a cannibalistic
look around him, and grinding together his
formidable teelh,) think could bite off
any bOdy's finger with 'em now. II any
gentleman or lady wants TO try. lust step
tor'ard and put your finger in my mouth
and feel EN-" Here he held his mouth
open for some time; but no one appearing
10 care about having their fingers bitten off
Just then, he shut it again. 1t may be well


imagined there was a good deal OF laughter
at This extraordinary address, which the
doctor attributed solely To his own facetious-
ness, and received as a well meriied tribute
to his oratorical powers. Alter some con.
cluding remarks, he informed the audience
rhat he would be ready 10 receive the calls
of the afflicted at seven o'clock the next
morning; when the audience dispersed, not
however without proposition to duck him
in the Colorado from the sturdy back
woodsmen whom he had attempted to i'm.
pose upon. Ii was finally decided TO let
him go scot-free for his wite's sake and in
consideration otthe amusement he had at.
torded. The doctor proceeded to San An
tonic. where he had an application from one
of Col. Hays rangers to extract from his
head the iron of an Indian arrow, which
he had received in u skirmish two years be-
fore. The doctor, alter examining The
scar, put on his spectacles. took them Oft
again, and setting his head on one side
with an air of oracular wisdom, gave his
opinion as follows: Il can't 'straci that
ere, bekase it would kill YOU: but III give
you some pills thatIl melt i in your head -