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We hope we may not be branded pre-
sumptuous, if in matter of sneezing we
pretend to be connoisseur. AS proof OF
our taste, we hate one of your shivelling,
dry, haIf-frightened to death sneezers; but
for one Of your full, clear, sonorous, deto-
mating, reverberating explosions; one OF
those reports that set the wine glasses on
the sideboard jingling, and wake pussy;
we say for one of these earthquake sneezes,
we have love inferior only to that which
we bear for woman and--our favorite dog.
A sneeze to be in good taste, should crack
like rifle in a clear morning. A receipt
for a sneeze of this genus is az follows:
When you feel a tickling at the root of your
proboscis Just jump if you be seated, run to
the window, through which the sun shines,
throw your head back until the bump OF