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HANDSOME MEN. One of our exchanges
contains the following curious remarks relating
to handsome men:-"Ifyou are ever threaten
ed with handsome man in the family, just
take clothes-pounder while he's yet in the
bud, and batter his nose to pummice. From
some cause or other, handsome men are invari-
ably asses; they cultivate their hair and COM
plexion so much, that they have no time to
think oftheir brains. BY the time they reach
thirty, their heads and hands are equally soft.
Again, we say, if you wish to find an intellec-
tual man, just look for Ole with features so
rough that you might use his face for nutmeg
CRATER"