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A gentleman more remarkable for the excel
lence. Of his appetite than for the brlliancy OF
his intellect, one morning remarked at the
breakfast table, as he rubbed his forehead with
yawn,


There is rather singular sensation in my
head today gA ~ '


Perhaps my DEAR said his better half, you
have got an idea in. lt' gg Ms,
A FAEcIFUL CoMPARIsoN.-An intelligent
woman said, when she heard a quartette Of
Haydn's she fancied herself listening to the
conversation Of four agreeable persons. She
thought the first violin had the air Of an elo-
quent man Of genius, of middle age, who sup
ported conversation of which he has suggest
ed the subject. In the second violin she recog-
missed friend of the first, who sought by all
means to display him to advantage, seldom
thought of himself, and kept up the c0nversa-
ton rather by asserting to what was said
by the others than by advancing any ideas of
his own. The alto was grave, learned, and
sententious man. He supported the discourse
Of the first violin by laconic maxims, striking
for their truth. The bass was a worthy old
lady rather inclined 10 chatter, who said no
thing Of much consequence, yet was always
desirous to put in word but she gave an ad-
dititional grace to the conversation, and while
she was talking the other interlocutors had time
to breathe.-Lives Of Haydn and Mozart.