NIGGERIsM TRAORDINARY.
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Two gentlemen Of color" accidentally me
near the Alhambra, in River street, Troy, the
other day, when the following dialogue ensued
4 Look-a-heah, Mr.. Crow, | wants you TO dis
solve dis little circumstance" wishes to ex-
pound 10 you, for de Special benefit OBJ your
self individually"


"Well. Mr.. Squash, promulgate i'll is a
perfect hoss on splanitying interjections- -wha,
am IN"


"I'll CUB i'm to you, Mr. Crow Why am
Captain May, de man what stormed de Mexan
batteries, like a printer 2" ag. r.tg .GIau


"Wel dar, Mr.. Squash, you has cotched
me dis time, by goly-I CUB DIT up widout a
spasm." ff6 Th JiIJ 18GM lS


"Ha! ha !--you CUB i'm up, Ell? Ispected
I'D cotch you dar, darkee. We'll, now rs
gwane to tell you why Captain May is like a
printer, bekase he guy de Mexans proof of his
lsaded mailer wild such hard impression dat
he knocked dar forms into pi and set 'em a
roliin Yaw! yaw! you lamp p-brack African,
you doesn't know muffin /" and Mr.. Squash
made tracks, leaving Mr.. Crow in high state
OF wonderment. @


ANEcDoTE. Doctor said an affectonate
mother, my child who is three years old, is
very fond OF peaches. How many would it be
safe to give him in the course Of the day.


is he in good health p 0'a


Perfect !.


'Oh, then suppose you might give him ten
or dozen fine large ones before breakfast, and
after that-as many as he can eat.


We have recently heard of a pun which
proves the innate depravity of the residents OF
Coney Island. resident asked visitor
'Why is there no danger Of starvation on Co
ney Island, even in mld-winter" The unfor.
tunate victim acknowledged his inability to an.
swer. Because of the sand wltich u.s. (sand-
wiches.)


SMILES OF PROVIDENCE. was much pleased
with Uncle Jim's idea on that subject.


Good morning, Uncle Jim.


Good morning.


well, you've got your daughter married
off; have you q lpsftIt ~


Yes e.Tae s,a3 ~ 1 5t.


Really Providence smiles on yous
Smiled! No, bees you, she snickered right
outp tI