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pany met, and left again-and not there.
But it can't-can't be. Since have taken
this paper, have scarcely drank at all, and
am sure on Wednesday night drank but
little more than usual. 1t cannot be that
| broke the promise made TO Mary :
Quick, Harry, with the coffee! But no,
never mind the coffee-bring me my book
haste. l'll go to the market -house--to the
stores--to the banks-every where. am
determined to know whether it is certainly
Friday or not, before give up all for lost"


"Boys, where were you all yesterday !.
John, where was you? Why were You
not at school ~


was here, SIR"


''Here yesterday You said no lessons
! have no marks against you"


ayes sir, l was here. Don't you remem-
Der that long lesson said in Geography,
and how got head Of my Arithmetic
class -


ssThat was Wednesday"
eyes, sir; and yesterday was Wednes-
day." ,... -....


"No, to-day is Friday, and yesterday
must have been Thursday"


"To-day is Thursday, SIR"


tsTo-day Thursday : Have you seen the
paper this morning? Here it tis-Friday,
April II, 1916"


sWilliam, what day is this :"


Thursday sir" 'sThursday, sir''
Thursday, sir.;' \:


Orchard take this chair minute, whAe.
! get the almanac. i Friday the l7th.
The almanac is the same as the paper.
They both say that Friday is the 18th Of
April. Silence boys-Slence say this
is Friday. have marked you all down ab-
sent yesterday and inquiry shall be made
into this matter. | am determined to know
whether you are plotting rebellion against
my authority"
| WASHINGTON MEDICAL INSIH-
| w TUTE.--The undersigned, proprietors Of
the Institute, having completed arrangements which
have been for sometime in progress, are HOW ready
to receive students.


This Institution is intended to afford instruction
to Medical students, not only by the commda mode
of private pupilage, (by which the preceptor by
more mperious calls on his attention, is denied time
sufficient to do more than to direct the students IN
course OF study, and perhaps to as a few sea-
era questions on each author but it is designed To
offer the student all those facilities to acquire med
cla educatloD which afforded by daily lec-
Tures, and full examinations, and to furnish
all such collateral aids to instruction, as ilIustra-
tIoSs by drawings, dry and wet anatomical prep
arations pathological specimens, and chemical ex-
periments; also, demonstrations by manual and in
srumental operations on the obsterc phantome, and
the application of surgical apparatus and bandases
The art of prescribing and compounding medicines
will be practically taught; and especial viii
be taken to give the student practical acquain-
tance with the modern mode of investigation and
diagnosis by ausculation and percussion, &c.


The course of instruction is intended to equal
the highest standard of medical education in this
country, and every Incentive and facility to
dent and perseveng cultivation of the principles Of
the science will be afforded, to beget spirit
of inquiry that will not rest satisfied with the aequ-
siion of the period OF pupilage.


The annual course of instruction will embrace
two sessions The first from the second Monday
of November till the last of February, will be de-
voted wholly to full examinations on the subjects
lecturcd in the Columbian Medical College
The second session will commence on the second
Monday of March and terminate. the last of Octo-
bcr: during which instruction will be given on the
various branches of medicine by lectures and daily
examinations. Students may enter for one or both
sessions. Terms, 500 per annum, payable in ad-
vance.


+. HOWARD, M. ID.
Lecturer the Practice of Medicine, Obstetrics,
and Matera Medlca.


III. p. HOWARD, MD.


Lecturer on Anatomy, Surgery, and Chemistry.
feb lin
Celebrated Medicated FuHe or yapOr