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But | made up my mind totell her with a
genteel bow, that had no occasion to eat.
But, Broobs, she didn't AK me to eat-she
asked me if I'D be so good as to carve that
turkey for her, and she did it with one of
them lovely smiles that makes the cold
streaks run down the small of feller's
back.


"Certainly, Madam,n says Land walks
up TO the table-there was on one side of
the turkey great big knife as big as a
Bowie knife. and fork with trigger to it
on the other side


"Well, falls to work, and in the first Ell
fort | slashed the gravy about two yards over
the whilest table cloth you ever seed in your
life, Brooks! Well, | felt the hot steam be-
gin 10 gather about my cheeks and eyes,
But I'm not man to back out for trihes, SO
makes another effort, and The darned thing
took flight and lii right in Mrs. Lamar's lap!


swell, you see, Brooks, then | was taken
with blindness, and the next thing re-
members, was upon the hath kicking
Welt, by this time began TO think of nav
gating. So goes out and mounts Rosum,
and puts for North Carolina! Now, Brooks.
you don't blame me! do you?"