From Punch.
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THEATR1CAL lETELLIGENC ExTRAoRDIEA- | RY-lt IS to us very gratifying task to inform the playgoing public, which all London, that Pro- lessor Faber has issued circular to the mani | oi all the ttheatres; circular which certainly promises 10 remedy few of the slight defects thai m the opinion of the hypercrical, have for little | time existed in various companies. The Professor proposes to make troop of actors (upon the same principle that he has made his automalion) and 10 | let them out to Managers al so much per week. | Thus, in many instances, managers will effect a great saving oi salaries; and, the other hand the public will. m some respects, be supplied win Il better article. The following are few of the Pro | fessor's charges :-

 | Second Rae--(for the Professor eschews the fret class) second rate. good substantial tragedy man; warranted 10 play the Ghost m Hamlet the

 father n Clar aud indeed all the heavy fathers in general (paernily, on the stage, being always weghty), with n good bould voice. of one shilling gallery power; fitted up with double groans, addl. lonai heavy sobs, and with the very best patent windmill action.

 | Per week "A 0 o

 A stout old man, with perfect splutler; a wheeze and cough of any meditation. Can be fitted up with an asthma al half an hours notice; and has | also 'd--n' of a most sonorous volume Either walks with flie gout when required, or when yer ' much delighted, or very much euraged can take up the tails of his coat in his hands, and dance on the | ige, as though dancing on hot iron. Warranted, moreover, not to leave of dancing, until has TO ceived al least two rounds of applause. Strike it's | stick upon the stage and cocks its hat with more than the reality of life. f30O | A light Comedian ian article very much wanted ) with hands one face, fine eyes, and extremely wblie | teeth. Has remarkably fine and varied gait {: now stalking like a camel, and now slipping along the boards. as ,hongh h;s feet were butlered An | immensely yoube delivery; being warradted if nc. cessary to play the whole of Charles Surface in ten minutes with no apparent effort whatever. War. ranted 10 three or four parts every night; nolli. ing more beng required than that the prompler should wind hm up al the wing.

 Per week f5 % Second Low Comedy (wilh any dialect from Eppng to the Lands Erd); good. stout article, that face whole flock of geese as though all it's life used to 'em Has any laugh, from one horse power to small chuckle; and sIaps it's breaches pocket with most convincing energy. For sentimental bits has beautiful blubher, and in two minutes be got ready for comlc song between the pieces. A really serviceable article, Per,week f2 o

 A Comedy Lady; warranted to act L,dy Teaze with canary bird chrp. Can also be adapted to domesic heroines, having a charming way of cutting syllables (by means ef spasmodc mechanism of the most perfect acton) in two, three, or four neces- Puts Us little hands together in affecting man ner; and wipes away the tear from the eye at the necessary points. Has flourish of the white pocket handkerchief that goes to the ariheres heart of the gallrry.

 GIT fitted up with extra screams) per week f6 10

 Lady 's-mad or Chamber-alaid. A capital article {; with laugh like ring of bells. and power of striking the points of part into an audience, like pins into a. plncushion. wonderful power of double entendIe, Per week "A 10 The auiomala have this further advantage over flesh and blood players they never refuse their parts; and are always perfect to the letter in what they undertake. They are also warranted by the Professor be kept in constant repair for the salary specified. zs4f fiE

 Punch cannot inform his readers whether any of the London Managers have actually conceded to the terms of Professor Faber; but, for ourselves. we think them so advantageous, so proktabe too, to Il theatre, and in some instances. promising such in- creased enjoyment to the public, that we hope to be able, in time, 10 announce the appearance of the Pro- fessor's troop ...I.4

 MILD THE MooN-BEAMs--We have been favored wih a copy or the protest which was sent u by Mir Bulwer 10 the Spanish Government. The tone of it, it will be seen, is so strong that not wonder that no has been sent to IL. The Spanish Ministry is evidently frightened.

 PROTEST OF THE BRiTIsH GovEREMEHT.- "The British Government presents itself to the Spanish Government, and requests as very great ia, or that the Spanish Government will be obliging enough to put of, if possible, the marriage of the Infanta Louisa with the Duke de Monipensier. The British Government begs to congratulate the Spnn- ish Government on inc approaching marriage of the Queen of Spain. but would be very much hut lo the young inants throw herself away on the BOur- bon, when she might do something so ve'y much bet- ter. The British Government presents its compli- ments to the Queen Christina, and hoping she is quite we'll begs to suggest that there are a number of little Cobargs still unmarried. An answer will 0bligs,'