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HAINT GOT NOTHING ELSE. A straight for
ward customer, in want Of various drugs,
dyestuffs, &c., stepped into a store where the
sign announced such things for sale, and en-
quired of our druggist if he had any madden.


'Haint got anything else,' was the answer.


The article. ives weighed, paid for and as
the customer was leaving he was asked if he
wanted anything else in the line Of the trades
man.


'Oh yes, wanted some other articles, but
as you 'haint got nothing but madder,' 'spose
as how musttry some other store Tor the bal
ance,' and moved off


You ought to have seen that druggist. His
attitude was decidedly theatrical.