For the Columbian Fountain.
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Nh. EDITOR: The great folks ought TO
have some special notice; they expect it; and
you have fauored them, occasionally, with
some passing observations. Alcohol is yet
hailed by some Of the nobility Of our Repub-
lie! The Old Prince has succeeded in catch
ing many Of the "big fish," but he is not yet
satisfied, for he wants more of them. III
write you something | once read Alcohol
promised the kings great things but, alas he
made them forget the peoples rights, compelled
them to introduce into their cabinets Hard
heart, Iron-rod, and many such worthy gen
tlemen ; and Jack-vomit got frequent access
to their persons, noble as they were, and
they sometimes puked up their thrones This
Old Prince kept some of them so constantly
in his ranks that they had but little time TO 90
home and attend to the affairs of their king
doms. What glorious sight to see heads
adorned with crowns Of gold and diamonds,
poking along after dog-skn!! But how
Jared the brave generals 10 whom this grea,
Prince Alcohol had made such fair promises
Why, better than they could have hoped for.
He made them fight with crooked guns; and
how, therefore, could they help hitting the
mark and winning the prze2 The great LE-
oIsLAroRs of the world these had their re-
ward. What more could they desire than to
make speeches, revise codes and constitutions
with Alcohol's man, Silly pate. at their elbow,
and march under the tow-cloth and dog skin
banners, and reap honors by the cart load, and
some of them such honors as would tickle and
dignity menial upon dung-hill. If any
man, in Parliament or in Congress, aspires
after greater distinction than this, let him be
silly enough to forsake his bottle, and give up
his beastly indulgences.


Whisky drinking legislators How does
that sound? Who is that2 A drunken
Judge. How does that gingle2 Hark! What
noise is that2 Some Of the Congressman on