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HoMELy WIvBs.-We'll bet that tho
fellow who wrote the following had an ugly
wife


"You cant get along in the world with
homely wife. She'll spend half her time
in looking in the glass, and turn aud ,wis,
and brush and fx I'LL she gets completely
yeyei with her own uginess, aud then
she'll go right OF and spank the baby
She'll never be pleased with herself, and
that's the reason why she'll be always fret
ting or scolding at somebody or other.-
She'll be quarrelling with all the pretty
girls in the ncighborhood. And then she
must have so many fnger.rings, ear jewels,
founces and ostrich ieatbers-so much all.
fired expensive, ilaring toggery, to make
her look any way nice at all, that no rea.
sonable man can stand it,"