YES, GET MARRIED.
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Young man, if you have arrived at the
right point in life for it, let every other con-
sideralion give way to that Of getting mar
ried. Don't think of doing any thing else
Keep poking about among the rubbish of
the world till you have stirred up gem
worth possessing in the shape of wife
Never think of delaying the matter, for you
know delays are dangerous. A good wife
is The most constant and faithful acompan-
ion you can possibly have by your side,
while performing the journey of life. She
is of more service, too, than you may a
first imagine. She can smooth your linen
and your cares for you-mend your trow-
sers, and, percbance, your manners-sweel-
en- your sour moments as well as your tea
and coffee for for you-rufile, perhaps, your
shirt bosom, but not your temper; and in
stead Of sowing the seeds of sorrow in your
path, she will sow buttons on your shirt,
and plant happiness inst cad of harrow teeth
in your bosom. Yes-and if YOU are too
confoundedly lazy or too proud to do such
work yourself, she will chop wood, and dig
potatoes for dinner; for her love TO her hus
band is such, that she will do any thing TO
please him-except receive company in her
every day clothes. When woman loves,
she loves with double distilled devoted
ness; and when she hates, she hates on the
high pressure principle, Her love is as
deep as the ocean, as strong as hempen
halter, and as immutabe as a rock. She
wont change it, except it is in strong fit
of jealousy; and even then it fingers as if
10th to part, like evening twilight at the win
dows Of the west. Get married by all means.
All the excuses you can fsh up against do
ing the deed arn't worth spoonful OF pig
cons milk. Mark his; if, blessed with
health and enjoyment, you are not able to
support wife, depend upon it you are no
capable of supporting yourself Therefore

so much the more need of annexation, for.
in union, as well as in an onion, there is
strength Get married, repeat, young man!
Concentrate your affections upon one OBJ
iect. and not distribute them, crumb by
crumb, among host Of Susans, Sarahs,
Marias, Loranas, Olives, Elias, Augustus,





Betsies, Peggies, and Dorotbies- allowing
each scarcely enough to nibble at, Get
married, and have something to cheer you,
as you journey through this lonely vale OF
tears'-somebody to scour up your whole
life, and whatever linen you possess, in
some sort Of Sunday go-to-meetng order.
My hearers, get married while you are young;
and then, when the frosts ofage shall fall and
wither, the flowers Of connubial love will
still be green, and, percbance, joyous off
spring will surround and grace the parent
tree, like ivy twining and adorning The time
scathed oak-Dow, JR. ....


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