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To mat your servants lell hes for You. and
afterwardsrbe angry because they tell them for
themselves.


To tell your own secrets, and believe others
will keep rhep.n j u TILL ,3IfnI,


To fancy thing cheap because low price
is asked Tor it,


To say man is charitable because he SUBJ
scribes to hospital.


TO vote for candidate al an election because
ne shook hands with your wife and child and
admires the baby


o suppose that editors and printers Of
newspapers, can edit, print and publish them
with money.