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The Daily Sentinel says the French are a
drol people--so their newspapers contain the
querest reports. Here is the latest: srgD


"A Mile de A. - became indisposed so
her father called in the family doctor and left
them together Il qpg 4bTFr3


The doctor was courteous aud suspicious as
to The cause Of the yonng lady's sickness. He
drew a lancet from his pocket to bleed her,
but at the moment he pressed the vein, ne ex-
claimed: R'fta ,aAatN


eAh, mon Dieu - @9a paad rto asai aN
What is The matter, Monsieur "A aass
,7s Mile. | had nearly killed you. '4 s5i51'
~ Killed me q 55 .lo a't
Lislen!'', (here he drew a lancet from his
pockeD here are Two lancets The one. is for
wives, the second for maids. You see how
necessary il is to be careful in the use of sur
gcal instruments. You are maiden OF
course p sa fras,, Il y,r,8 ..s5s.l 4.
Certainly MonseurP orFs


Well, if bleed you with the wives Ian
Get, should kill you--and vice versa. Now
Mile, hold out your arm--this is the right
lancet!'


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Mademoiselle!' tI18a Iil a1I m.
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