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DIP YoU EVER We select the follow
ing laughable paragraphs from the Boston
Mail:


Did you ever know lady with very
white teeth to put her hand over them when
sielaughed.


Did you ever know boy to keep piece
of plum cake till il was mouldy?


Did you ever know money dealer that
did not expect panic, and great distress
in The money market?


Did yon ever know person to believe
you when you explained how you got a
black eye.


Did you ever know young lady that
did not have some curious pieces Of sewing
that she couldn't let the young gentlemen
see


Did you ever know young lady, who
was TOO weak to stand up during prayer in
church, who could not dance all night
without being tired at all !?


Did you ever know young man to hold
a skein Of yarn for his favorte without get
ting il strangely tangled :