{"newspaper_name": "The Southern journal.", "edition": "01", "page": "p1", "byline": ""}
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The Schootmaster at Fauis.-A good
man was lately attempting the CONVEX
sion Of convict in one of our prisons,
who had shown some signs which were
considered hopeful. After suitable
opening, the instructor, wishing to
make bis teachings appropriate, said,
''what brought you here, my friend?'


1.-TWO shcritfs," said the catechu-
man.


"Ahem! yes-but mean--had in:
temperance any thing to do with your
nisfor,une?''


"Yes," said the convict, meekly;
''they were both drunk The exa,
miner passed on to the next hopeful
subjoct.--Sat. Post.