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PUNcHs DEMAND ON THE NEW MISIsTRY-The
following is short statement Of few Of the things
that Punch intends to insist upon from the gov
eTnment


A bill to facilitate the getting along Fleet stree at
all hours Of the day.


A bill to provide for the placing of the Duke of
Wellington better footing with the public than
the one selected at the top of Constitution Hill


bill for the total abolition Of Trafalgar square.


A bill to provide handsomely for ourselves and
every one belonging to us.


A bill for allowing drawback on brandy used in
brandy-bas.


A bill for taking the taxes off everything except
patience, ingenuity, memory, and other similar
ticles.


A bill for inquiring into the fine points of chart
ism, and ascertalning what relation they bear to
points at cribbage.


bill for the transfer Of the British lion into the
hands Of the Animals Friend Society.


A bill for allowing the British lion the run
Of the woods and forests at the West End Of the
town.


A bill for making Mr. Brehess lord chancellor,
with the power of appointing deputy at thousand
year.


When we have had some experience Of one or
two of these measures, says Punch, we shall make
up our minds whether to give our confidence and
support to the new government


Any applications from the members of the minis
try must be directed TO the Punch Office and will
not be taken in unless the postage has been prev-
ousy paid.