WIT AND HUMOR.

"Tsas nunm gsnsnlly looks serious, while every
body tauShs about him False Humor Is always laugh
iny, whilst every body about him looks serious"
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.s,l PREcocIous GENiUs,-"Dad, | wool
most of them are Kingses and Queenses Of
\. England, but that are Richard Cure de
( n Lion 1 can't git along with. Was there a


sick Lion and did old Dick cure him p
s,a What was the matter with the critter, did
s'a be have the measles, or the Asiamatc chol-


era 7"


r y :" "Peggy, put that boy to bed he's alto
gether too forrard"


'Rs ~ Urchin is slowed away in bed, but pre-
n. jsently pops up his head again"
aaar ..'Dad, did they have niger kings in Eng
land % ~
1s "No!n no Go to sleep"
yvyaes "Wall, I tho't they did" &
y. " aWhat made you think so, you little
numbskul 7"


aCaze read in my Illments of Inglish
ii History, long string about The Black


Prince' a'Ae neft


"Thunder I'll burn that book in the


morning"


slope you will, dad, for dont't believe


half itsays. What do you suppose them are


old lnglishers used to heat their spurs fur,
81 when they went out boss back :" ae


"Who told you that silly story, boy?" \.
1ao "Why don't my Illiments speak about
the Hot-spurss''


"Hang your Illiments. Go to sleep"
.ti Urchin snored vociferously in FIVE min


uteS.