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serves TO you, "you had better eat me up,
hadn't you ~ dont't you do il.


When clique Of warm friends want you
10 start paperto forward particular set Of
views, and promise you large quantity of
fortune and fame to be gained in the under
taking--don't you do it,


When you have any business to trans
act with modern fnancier, and he asks
you to 60 and dine with him--don't you
do il. 1Gag


Should you happen to catch yourself
whistling in printing office, and the com
positors tell you to whistle louder-don't
you do it.


II on an odd occasion your wife should
exclaim, 6 now tumble over the cradle
and break your neck, do don't you do
it. sa


When a horse kicks you, and you feel a
strong disposition TO kick the horse in return
II . E


don't you do it.


When you are shining very expediliously
round town, in search of somebody with
something. over, who can assist you with a
loan, and your are suddenly anticipated by
somebody who wants to borrow from you
don't you doit.


When you are offered great bargain,
the value Of which you know nothing about,
but which you are to getat half price, ''be-
ing as it's YOU" don't you do it.
Z When messenger from your next door
neighbor comes, requesting the loan Of your
mosning paper, just as you have sat down
TO read lido it by all means; always LEND
your Oewspaper. Y.


Whena a young lady catches you alone an,
lays.vioient eyes on you, expressing "pop'
in every glance-don't you do it.


